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[2026-03-14 23:38:09] nylon123 : OPpOSIT is key
[2026-03-14 23:38:59] Shiro : nylon123: but because there are two I always get confused and not sure which one is the right one!
[2026-03-14 23:40:35] nylon123 : the opposite of the sum of two
[2026-03-14 23:42:53] MrBritcoin : nylon123:https://youtu.be/1MKFLCu_9bc?si=fIf9M2KV6B_G8S0e
[2026-03-14 23:57:47] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: This is the article I was talking about
[2026-03-14 23:57:50] Dario1 : Netanyahu said to have offered Lewinsky tapes for Pollard
[2026-03-14 23:58:07] Dario1 : https://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-said-to-have-offered-lewinsky-tapes-for-pollard/
[2026-03-14 23:58:27] Dario1 : Source Israeli news paper
[2026-03-14 23:58:36] Dario1 : so basically, Israel attempted to use tapes of former US president Bill Clinton’s steamy conversations with intern Monica Lewinsky to leverage the release of Jonathan Pollard
[2026-03-14 23:58:54] GodBleesYou : market goes brrrr
[2026-03-14 23:58:56] Dario1 : Same pattern as epstein
[2026-03-14 23:59:14] GodBleesYou : Dario1: lol
[2026-03-14 23:59:20] GodBleesYou : Dario1: let me read one sec
[2026-03-14 23:59:44] GodBleesYou : Dario1: lol... jajaja might be lol
[2026-03-15 00:00:00] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: yeah might be hahaha
[2026-03-15 00:00:11] GodBleesYou : fomo time?
[2026-03-15 00:00:27] GodBleesYou : look at those bulltards...
[2026-03-15 00:00:28] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-03-15 00:00:40] Dario1 : I was not following the action, I wait for cme open tomorrow
[2026-03-15 00:01:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAM PUMP!
[2026-03-15 00:06:36] contract details : i would like the emperor of the fallen west to stop bombing goatlover oil i need to warm up my house
[2026-03-15 00:14:30] BlissRP : imagine the scenes if the straight opens, and the clarity act gets passed
[2026-03-15 00:14:36] BlissRP : just imachun
[2026-03-15 00:14:40] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-15 00:15:12] BlissRP : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DurEmmf3xyE
[2026-03-15 00:22:06] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i think the sky is clear
[2026-03-15 00:22:08] GodBleesYou : we can moon
[2026-03-15 00:22:20] GodBleesYou : we have fuel and momentum
[2026-03-15 00:22:23] GodBleesYou : it is ready imo
[2026-03-15 00:22:29] GodBleesYou : to bad i missed my sclap
[2026-03-15 00:25:25] BlissRP : nothing is missed just yet, we love to scam into weekly open.
[2026-03-15 00:32:42] contract details : GodBleesYou: you shouldnt be here on shabbat
[2026-03-15 00:32:53] contract details : you are getting infected by the gentiles
[2026-03-15 00:36:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Buy 18 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 4.068 ($72.29)
[2026-03-15 00:37:12] contract details : well shabbat is over
[2026-03-15 00:37:19] contract details : here comes the day goyim rest
[2026-03-15 00:37:21] contract details : dump it
[2026-03-15 00:38:02] Dario1 : I used to say shabbat shalom on saturdays
[2026-03-15 00:38:18] Dario1 : but not many people knew what it meant
[2026-03-15 00:38:26] Dario1 : so why bother :pepe:
[2026-03-15 00:38:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Buy 350 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 4.095 ($1,405.60)
[2026-03-15 00:40:12] Dario1 : Comae: Sunday funday is upon us
[2026-03-15 00:40:16] Dario1 : where are u?
[2026-03-15 00:51:03] Dario1 : News: Five Air Force Refueling Planes Hit in Iranian Strike on Saudi Arabia
[2026-03-15 00:51:26] Dario1 : Source Wall Street Journal
[2026-03-15 00:51:54] Dario1 : That’s interesting because Saudis were denying US was using their bases for this war
[2026-03-15 00:52:11] Dario1 : their lies got exposed :kek:
[2026-03-15 00:53:56] thankyousomuch : lets see how china shorts today to 50k
[2026-03-15 01:04:26] Dario1 : Betting on a Bitcoin rally may be premature — data explains why
[2026-03-15 01:04:36] Dario1 : https://ambcrypto.com/bitcoin-tops-72k-but-these-signals-raise-caution-for-btc-traders/
[2026-03-15 01:04:41] Dario1 : interesting read
[2026-03-15 01:17:58] BlissRP : Dario1: ive been interested in how the koreans are feeling since their stock market starting seeing such insane volatility
[2026-03-15 01:18:33] BlissRP : interesting read indeed ser. Mahalo
[2026-03-15 01:31:13] MrBritcoin : Dario1: looking at its history do you see a pattern
[2026-03-15 01:31:36] MrBritcoin : because I do big time
[2026-03-15 01:39:44] Dario1 : BlissRP: Of course I don’t agree with everything that was said in that article
[2026-03-15 01:40:11] Dario1 : but yeah completely unhinged
[2026-03-15 01:40:23] Dario1 : last time it was this volatile goes back to the 2020 pandemic
[2026-03-15 01:40:32] Dario1 : and from what I hear
[2026-03-15 01:40:42] Dario1 : their retail traders and etf algos are even more aggressive now :arthur:
[2026-03-15 01:41:07] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: I see a lot of patterns bro, which one do you have in mind?
[2026-03-15 01:41:14] Dario1 : please share
[2026-03-15 01:41:36] Dario1 : BlissRP: namaste and mahalo
[2026-03-15 01:41:41] MrBritcoin : Dario1: id worry simply because black rock has stopped every one from exiting so in the dark there is something very wrong
[2026-03-15 01:42:04] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: hmm
[2026-03-15 01:42:41] MrBritcoin : yea 26 million
[2026-03-15 01:43:31] MrBritcoin : just like Robin Hood did stopped people buying game stop
[2026-03-15 01:44:21] MrBritcoin : an again looking at the order book here clearly hiding something
[2026-03-15 01:45:38] MrBritcoin : an it wasn't PRESENT ANY WHERE ABOUT black rock been very hush hush
[2026-03-15 01:48:29] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: So you're raising a red flag?
[2026-03-15 01:48:38] Dario1 : Them gating withdrawals was definitely a bit suspicious
[2026-03-15 01:48:58] Dario1 : Something is going on, you could be right bro
[2026-03-15 01:51:35] MrBritcoin : Dario1: yea its not a game id want to be in but we all are going to see effects if they go down
[2026-03-15 01:52:15] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: true indeed +1
[2026-03-15 01:53:30] MrBritcoin : to be honest I think that the buying in the markets an all the news on them was to try and sustain stabilty an confidence in investors so they part with there funds an rug pull them
[2026-03-15 01:54:07] MrBritcoin : its the game right
[2026-03-15 01:55:54] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: so we should tread more carefully then
[2026-03-15 01:56:37] MrBritcoin : Dario1: very much so markets could get very rocky fast
[2026-03-15 01:58:07] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: yep
[2026-03-15 01:58:15] Dario1 : appreciate the heads up
[2026-03-15 01:58:19] Dario1 : <3
[2026-03-15 01:59:14] MrBritcoin : Dario1: im defiantly seeing a 3k discount on btc
[2026-03-15 01:59:24] MrBritcoin : 30k
[2026-03-15 01:59:29] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: sure, I hope we get more
[2026-03-15 01:59:40] Dario1 : I wouldn’t mind 40-50Ks
[2026-03-15 01:59:50] Dario1 : but please not lower hehe
[2026-03-15 02:00:14] MrBritcoin : Dario1: 44k to 39k base for take off
[2026-03-15 02:00:17] Dario1 : Now I have to lower to 30K :pepe:
[2026-03-15 02:00:47] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: Sounds good, nothing feels better than a discount
[2026-03-15 02:01:01] Dario1 : I only have 20% capital left tho
[2026-03-15 02:01:20] Dario1 : 80% got filled at low 60Ks
[2026-03-15 02:02:10] Dario1 : Now I have to think what to do
[2026-03-15 02:02:43] Dario1 : sell and buy lower or keep it
[2026-03-15 02:02:45] Dario1 : hmm
[2026-03-15 02:02:48] GodBleesYou : full moon?
[2026-03-15 02:02:56] MrBritcoin : how ever some news could rock the boat I did see trump opened the biggest oil reserve they have now that can cause a lot of price reduction on the Petra dollar
[2026-03-15 02:04:00] MrBritcoin : so other countries will suffer
[2026-03-15 02:04:12] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: makes sense
[2026-03-15 02:06:47] MrBritcoin : Dario1: yea its giving desperation really to me now im sure there is a plan behind it nothing is coincidence
[2026-03-15 02:08:02] Dario1 : MrBritcoin: hope we make some money with their plan 😛
[2026-03-15 02:08:09] Dario1 : they do the hard work
[2026-03-15 02:08:30] Dario1 : we chill and profit
[2026-03-15 02:08:35] Dario1 : hehe easy life
[2026-03-15 02:17:23] MrBritcoin : ma`halo 😇
[2026-03-15 02:17:26] PeacenLuv : wow pimparoonee
[2026-03-15 02:17:38] PeacenLuv : 5min umm btc moving bak to reality
[2026-03-15 02:20:09] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71308
[2026-03-15 02:41:47] Lord_Arthur : beratards are fooked now
[2026-03-15 02:42:44] Lord_Arthur : pumparino green thick anaconda erectus incoming
[2026-03-15 02:47:05] neki : lookin proper
[2026-03-15 02:47:15] neki : no time like the present either
[2026-03-15 02:51:02] thankyousomuch : shorters are uninstalled longers dont understand why, longers rekt
[2026-03-15 02:53:54] thankyousomuch : overbought top is in
[2026-03-15 02:58:50] Lord_Arthur : only stupid moronic bitches are shorting it here
[2026-03-15 02:59:09] Lord_Arthur : ass up heads down beratards. 75k incoming
[2026-03-15 03:01:29] Lord_Arthur : no motherfooker can stop 75k from here
[2026-03-15 03:05:39] thankyousomuch : Lord_Arthur: how is life below 100k my bullish bulltard?
[2026-03-15 03:07:11] thankyousomuch : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKR1Z1lRik
[2026-03-15 03:08:41] Pilot : https://youtu.be/W-bVFovGMIU?is=yC64l229CLvMv4wX
[2026-03-15 03:08:53] BlissRP : Dario1: sry late response but it also ran up way more than us markets for example so more volatility makes sense but still crazy
[2026-03-15 03:09:03] Pilot : @admin I am Jacob23 if I can get a rename thanks
[2026-03-15 03:09:25] thankyousomuch : Pilot: Bullrun to 50k is good name
[2026-03-15 03:09:44] Pilot : /zen 23h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 hours zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-15 03:10:03] thankyousomuch : /zen 1m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 minute zen mode thankyousomuch. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-15 03:25:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 12240 DOGE @ 0.09612 ($1,176.59)
[2026-03-15 03:28:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 5410 DOGE @ 0.09602 ($519.53)
[2026-03-15 03:33:52] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT: pumpittup
[2026-03-15 03:43:08] Dario1 : BlissRP: Crazy indeed +1
[2026-03-15 03:43:19] Dario1 : /zen 1h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 hour zen mode Dario1. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-15 03:51:36] thankyousomuch : 😳
[2026-03-15 04:09:19] thankyousomuch : 🏃🍟
[2026-03-15 04:10:46] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-03-15 04:12:23] thankyousomuch : ended
[2026-03-15 04:12:30] thankyousomuch : cuse started
[2026-03-15 04:12:37] thankyousomuch : *cause
[2026-03-15 04:14:51] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k started
[2026-03-15 04:15:00] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k ended :pepe:
[2026-03-15 04:15:14] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-15 04:24:15] Lord_Arthur : ass up heads down beratards. 75k incoming
[2026-03-15 04:24:21] thankyousomuch : bullrin has so ended cause it started
[2026-03-15 04:24:25] Lord_Arthur : beratards are fooked now
[2026-03-15 04:24:56] Lord_Arthur : only stupid moronic bitches are shorting it here
[2026-03-15 04:25:00] thankyousomuch : Lord_Arthur: ended
[2026-03-15 04:25:10] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-15 04:25:19] Lord_Arthur : pumparino green thick anaconda erectus incoming
[2026-03-15 04:25:32] Lord_Arthur : thankyousomuch: pompeeeeeeeeeeet
[2026-03-15 04:29:04] thankyousomuch : Lord_Arthur: Mc donalds is pumped
[2026-03-15 04:29:27] Lord_Arthur : mcdonalds can sook my dick
[2026-03-15 04:31:15] thankyousomuch : Lord_Arthur: Dr. Pullrun never said that btc goes up :pepe:
[2026-03-15 04:31:51] thankyousomuch : on the contrary
[2026-03-15 04:32:43] thankyousomuch : Lord_Arthur: Longers dont understand why pricer moves
[2026-03-15 04:32:54] thankyousomuch : its better to short IT
[2026-03-15 04:35:12] thankyousomuch : Bullrun cant go up when bullrub goes down
[2026-03-15 04:39:10] thankyousomuch : Lord_Arthur: Cent :pepe:
[2026-03-15 04:48:34] thankyousomuch : top is in
[2026-03-15 04:50:50] thankyousomuch : 🍟🔜
[2026-03-15 04:55:12] thankyousomuch : :pepe:🔚
[2026-03-15 05:13:17] Shiro : Still the price is expensive for me to long it drop it please 😆
[2026-03-15 05:17:42] PeacenLuv : wow bomzawawyyyy btc lezgohh
[2026-03-15 05:18:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 13 Cont @ 2113.38 ($1,971.82) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-03-15 05:18:34] PeacenLuv : gewd morningggg btcccc
[2026-03-15 05:18:39] Shiro : Bomzaway means adding to my short 😄
[2026-03-15 05:41:16] "it will be........" : .
[2026-03-15 06:55:59] Mr. JB : Gm guys
[2026-03-15 07:11:09] Neide2026 : gm
[2026-03-15 07:13:44] Mr. JB : Tpd longs
[2026-03-15 07:13:53] Mr. JB : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 21.90 USDT RPNL, -0.02 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-15 07:14:00] BlissRP : Mr. JB: smart
[2026-03-15 07:14:14] Mr. JB : /pnl dogeusdt ``` :bitmex: DOGEUSDT: 30.03 USDT RPNL, -0.03 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-15 07:14:44] Mr. JB : Short eth
[2026-03-15 07:15:05] Mr. JB : Now
[2026-03-15 07:18:17] 45th_blown_account : BMEX store of 5 cents :doge:
[2026-03-15 07:27:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMM
[2026-03-15 08:00:44] neki : such a tease
[2026-03-15 08:06:21] bmagic : Shiro: what a noob thing to say
[2026-03-15 08:11:04] BlissRP : is netanyahu dead?
[2026-03-15 08:16:25] neki : this beotch should be jumpin to 77k shortly.. 75k meme wont bounce?
[2026-03-15 08:55:15] 45th_blown_account : alt season should be called BMEX season :arthur:
[2026-03-15 09:00:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 42 Cont @ 2116.9 ($6,386.50) - No refunds :arthur:
[2026-03-15 09:03:42] Lord_Arthur : i hope everyone shorted it
[2026-03-15 09:03:51] Lord_Arthur : we are going to 75k
[2026-03-15 09:04:04] bluemaster : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfWPbO6QUw&list=RDmYfWPbO6QUw&start_radio=1&t=1552s
[2026-03-15 09:04:06] Lord_Arthur : no motherfooker can stop 75k from here
[2026-03-15 09:04:20] Lord_Arthur : pumparino green thick anaconda erectus incoming
[2026-03-15 09:04:35] bluemaster : and Red Wine
[2026-03-15 09:05:47] Lord_Arthur : bluemaster: done one bitcoin to me please
[2026-03-15 09:06:38] Lord_Arthur : *donate
[2026-03-15 09:07:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSD`: Buy 150 Cont @ 1.008 ($108.68)
[2026-03-15 09:07:46] BlissRP : wassa wassa
[2026-03-15 09:11:50] Lord_Arthur : BlissRP: bitconeeeeeeeee
[2026-03-15 09:12:12] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-15 09:12:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : PEAK IS IN!!! SHORT HERE FOR FINANCIAL FREEDOM! (NO FINANCIAL ADVICE)
[2026-03-15 09:16:09] BlissRP : NOT ENOUGH CAPS
[2026-03-15 09:16:26] BlissRP : NOOM IT
[2026-03-15 09:16:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: dont use caps!
[2026-03-15 09:16:43] BlissRP : sorry for yelling ser. Mahalo! @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-15 09:19:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: Mahalo backe Sire!+1
[2026-03-15 09:41:18] 45th_blown_account : if you dont know what you are doing , neither does your enemy : keep on trading with no TA :doge:
[2026-03-15 09:58:42] BlissRP : 45th_blown_account: :arthur:
[2026-03-15 09:58:54] 45th_blown_account : BlissRP: :Arthur:
[2026-03-15 10:00:01] Mr. JB : Im scared. Short got rekt maybe i was too early. Bulls not big enough to reshort right away. I'll ✋️
[2026-03-15 10:00:11] Mr. JB : Balls*
[2026-03-15 10:01:29] BlissRP : we wait for weekly scam
[2026-03-15 10:22:45] bmagic : shorting now is fine
[2026-03-15 10:22:59] bmagic : Longing now is fine
[2026-03-15 10:23:04] bmagic : Just use 1x lev
[2026-03-15 10:23:22] Gandalf the Grey : I feel it gonna print
[2026-03-15 10:23:30] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc😄
[2026-03-15 10:23:45] PeacenLuv : btc going upzville lezgohh fully bully bitkoin
[2026-03-15 10:38:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0097 XBT @ 71819.9 ($696.74) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-15 10:46:58] PeacenLuv : ok im the weird 1 call me nutz i dont vukin care lezgohh btc
[2026-03-15 10:47:10] PeacenLuv : truly anamolius
[2026-03-15 11:13:29] funny cat videos : PeacenLuv: ur nutz
[2026-03-15 11:16:07] bmagic : If it pumps in the next 8 hours I'll eat my own dick
[2026-03-15 11:17:54] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 71763.2959 ```
[2026-03-15 11:19:52] bmagic : :bog:
[2026-03-15 11:25:09] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/2033027710763614456 , Alex says 100% maybe :arthur:
[2026-03-15 11:25:15] 45th_blown_account : he is ded
[2026-03-15 11:30:54] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min lezgohh
[2026-03-15 11:32:44] Werner : @admin
[2026-03-15 11:32:56] Werner : can someone fix the orderbook ?
[2026-03-15 11:33:30] Werner : It’s very unpleasant to look at
[2026-03-15 11:33:34] Werner : and also confusin
[2026-03-15 11:34:04] Werner : and it can cause seizure
[2026-03-15 11:34:08] Werner : Mahalo !
[2026-03-15 11:42:17] PeacenLuv : buy the red 5min btc lezgohh
[2026-03-15 11:44:04] PeacenLuv : too late
[2026-03-15 11:54:34] Gandalf the Grey : lets take 74kek
[2026-03-15 12:13:12] PeacenLuv : buy the red 6hr btc
[2026-03-15 12:42:50] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-15 12:43:17] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 71622.4637 ```
[2026-03-15 12:51:52] bmagic : Big up
[2026-03-15 12:57:20] GodBleesYou : lets go!!!! @bmagic
[2026-03-15 12:57:21] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrXlXkxhjmA&list=LM
[2026-03-15 12:59:28] GodBleesYou : Moo it!!!
[2026-03-15 13:01:16] GodBleesYou : lets mooo!!!!
[2026-03-15 13:01:22] GodBleesYou : go go bulltards!!!
[2026-03-15 13:01:52] PeacenLuv : 😄pumpittup btc
[2026-03-15 13:09:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 16 Cont @ 0.8871 ($101.50)
[2026-03-15 13:09:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 700 USD @ 71439.7 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-15 13:09:30] GodBleesYou : Moo it harder!!!
[2026-03-15 13:09:59] GodBleesYou : Sol dumping and xrp mooning
[2026-03-15 13:10:02] GodBleesYou : ,,,,,,,,,,
[2026-03-15 13:10:07] GodBleesYou : never mind
[2026-03-15 13:10:10] GodBleesYou : lets fly!!!!
[2026-03-15 13:10:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71426.2 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-15 13:10:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 25430 DOGE @ 0.09584 ($2,437.41) - Your longs got a day off today
[2026-03-15 13:10:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 73.5600 SOL @ 87.8 ($6,458.35) - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc
[2026-03-15 13:12:01] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-15 13:12:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0045 XBT @ 71334.9 ($321.22) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-15 13:12:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 18200 USD @ 71306.5
[2026-03-15 13:13:11] bmagic : Keep the buyz
[2026-03-15 13:13:17] bmagic : Hodl
[2026-03-15 13:15:16] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zutzq3r337c&list=RDAMVMrrXlXkxhjmA
[2026-03-15 13:18:02] Gandalf the Grey : yall dont want milka
[2026-03-15 13:22:32] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 25,000 USD @ 71505.6954 ```
[2026-03-15 13:23:20] "it will be........" : .
[2026-03-15 13:23:57] bmagic : "it will be........": Higher
[2026-03-15 13:24:08] bmagic : Higher take me higher
[2026-03-15 13:33:49] GodBleesYou : bmagic: <3
[2026-03-15 13:34:49] BMEXcheers : vibe coding [x]
[2026-03-15 13:34:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!
[2026-03-15 13:35:07] BMEXcheers : ive got $300 google vertex api credits
[2026-03-15 13:35:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-15 13:35:22] BMEXcheers : ive just synced them up with vscode + cline
[2026-03-15 13:35:41] BMEXcheers : and ive added a feature to my trade bot, it now downloads from binance -> to .csv -> then i can back test
[2026-03-15 13:35:47] BMEXcheers : shit is so cash
[2026-03-15 13:39:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 5180 DOGE @ 0.09479 ($491.04)
[2026-03-15 13:49:28] thankyousomuch : ber market
[2026-03-15 13:52:19] BMEXcheers : anti-gravity + cline = kiss good bye my fellow soldiers
[2026-03-15 14:02:53] "it will be........" : Dr.van_Doom666: +1
[2026-03-15 14:06:31] thankyousomuch : pullers and runners :pepe:
[2026-03-15 14:11:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : "it will be........": +1 back Sire. Mahalo!
[2026-03-15 14:12:39] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 20,000 USD @ 71424.49 ```
[2026-03-15 14:19:18] BMEXcheers : is my life reduced to hoping on the next trend
[2026-03-15 14:19:19] BMEXcheers : :(
[2026-03-15 14:19:22] BMEXcheers : i feel that way
[2026-03-15 14:20:59] Shiro : bmagic: much lower maybe 67250 😄
[2026-03-15 14:22:47] Symphoenix : 14h36 UTC -> 14h39 UTC = BIG EVENT ! Be ready !
[2026-03-15 14:23:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 23.6800 SOL @ 87.62 ($2,074.87) - Another future McDonald’s employee
[2026-03-15 14:32:28] thankyousomuch : Shiro: cent?
[2026-03-15 14:33:42] thankyousomuch : BMEXcheers: yes thats longers life below 100k
[2026-03-15 14:33:56] thankyousomuch : :pepe:😌
[2026-03-15 14:41:13] Symphoenix : up
[2026-03-15 14:42:14] MadoffNakamoto : he jinxed it again, fk
[2026-03-15 14:42:27] BMEXcheers : my life *clears throat*
[2026-03-15 14:42:35] BMEXcheers : generating AI slop in hopes of it making me money
[2026-03-15 14:42:36] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-03-15 14:42:45] BMEXcheers : 'hey mex, watcha do on the weekend'
[2026-03-15 14:46:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flashcrash....
[2026-03-15 14:47:09] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k lol
[2026-03-15 14:47:21] thankyousomuch : what a meme
[2026-03-15 14:49:27] BMEXcheers : personally
[2026-03-15 14:49:29] BMEXcheers : if i had 21btc
[2026-03-15 14:49:37] BMEXcheers : i'd buy a claude max 20x acc
[2026-03-15 14:49:53] BMEXcheers : nothing screams like crypto rich than owning a claude max axx
[2026-03-15 15:00:52] Hallo84 : wie heb 21 btc dan
[2026-03-15 15:01:22] contract details : Frag deinen papa
[2026-03-15 15:04:05] Gandalf the Grey : 77k next week
[2026-03-15 15:04:12] Gandalf the Grey : it gonna happen
[2026-03-15 15:04:18] Gandalf the Grey : I feel it in my left ball
[2026-03-15 15:04:24] Symphoenix : push it to the limit ! lalala
[2026-03-15 15:08:17] Lord_Arthur : 75k incoming
[2026-03-15 15:08:26] Lord_Arthur : no motherfooker can stop it
[2026-03-15 15:11:34] Dario1 : Nunca se sabe si suben o bajan las escaleras
[2026-03-15 15:12:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : Lord_Arthur: rekt
[2026-03-15 15:14:38] Dario1 : Push it to the limit :catjam:
[2026-03-15 15:14:46] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0
[2026-03-15 15:27:54] thankyousomuch : Longers run backwards like they never run before
[2026-03-15 15:28:18] thankyousomuch : 🚄
[2026-03-15 15:48:19] invincible : Dario1: Scarface is a true masterpiece.
[2026-03-15 15:49:02] "it will be........" : Scarface is a great movie for geeks to admire and convince them into thinking that they are him
[2026-03-15 15:56:05] neki : say hello to my little friend!
[2026-03-15 15:56:25] neki : as Robin Williams once put it, "scarface is a documentary on cocaine" .D
[2026-03-15 15:59:03] Dario1 : invincible: One of my favorite movies together with Godfather Trilogy
[2026-03-15 15:59:15] Dario1 : Mike Tyson is a massive fan of that movie too
[2026-03-15 15:59:33] Dario1 : imagine Tony was a bitcoin trader
[2026-03-15 15:59:41] PeacenLuv : long entry 71456 . btfd btc
[2026-03-15 15:59:48] Dario1 : he would talk like this
[2026-03-15 15:59:54] Dario1 : First you buy the dip
[2026-03-15 16:00:01] Dario1 : Then you use the 100x leverage
[2026-03-15 16:00:10] Dario1 : Then... you get liquidated :arthur:
[2026-03-15 16:00:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1610 DOGE @ 0.09489 ($152.77)
[2026-03-15 16:00:41] Dario1 : neki: hahaha yeah
[2026-03-15 16:01:47] PeacenLuv : addin longscintre btc 71433
[2026-03-15 16:02:08] PeacenLuv : woooooweeeee btc lezgohh
[2026-03-15 16:03:44] thankyousomuch : 🐂🚽💣🔧🐻
[2026-03-15 16:10:56] thankyousomuch : 🐂🚽💣🐻🚬
[2026-03-15 16:11:12] thankyousomuch : 🍟🐂🚽💣🐻
[2026-03-15 16:11:24] thankyousomuch : 🍟🐂🚽💣🐻🚬
[2026-03-15 16:32:20] GodBleesYou : only Mo!!!!
[2026-03-15 16:32:25] GodBleesYou : really for lunch?
[2026-03-15 16:33:13] GodBleesYou : what happened to bmex?
[2026-03-15 16:33:25] GodBleesYou : fainlly some liqudity?
[2026-03-15 16:35:36] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-15 16:35:41] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-03-15 16:35:51] PeacenLuv : fully bully
[2026-03-15 16:35:59] PeacenLuv : bmagic:
[2026-03-15 16:36:41] PeacenLuv : i think weclocked hirnz b4
[2026-03-15 16:36:51] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘
[2026-03-15 16:55:50] neki : oke ivce had it with this slow poopoo
[2026-03-15 16:56:03] neki : I henceforth summon the WILL
[2026-03-15 17:00:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Buy 30.1000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 4.067 ($118.96)
[2026-03-15 17:00:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71426.7 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-15 17:01:16] 45th_blown_account : it wont be called alt season, it will be called BMEX season :bmex: doge:
[2026-03-15 17:01:24] 45th_blown_account : :doge:
[2026-03-15 17:01:26] 45th_blown_account : :doge:
[2026-03-15 17:03:33] neki : zyaaas
[2026-03-15 17:03:45] neki : his majesty Bullio the 3rd awakens
[2026-03-15 17:04:52] neki : yaass, this will be moojestic
[2026-03-15 17:07:11] bmagic : PeacenLuv: moon?
[2026-03-15 17:07:26] neki : the time of me-moon-stration of the bulaa power is nearing
[2026-03-15 17:07:35] neki : de-moo-nstration*
[2026-03-15 17:23:40] GodBleesYou : bmagic: Moo it!!
[2026-03-15 17:23:51] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: 300% pump coming
[2026-03-15 17:27:18] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-03-15 17:35:25] BMEXcheers : bmex is the second coming
[2026-03-15 17:35:35] BMEXcheers : it'll be the last chance to escape inceldom
[2026-03-15 17:35:39] BMEXcheers : act accordingly
[2026-03-15 17:35:58] Shiro : 66-67 good price to long it as long as we're not breaking 65 😀
[2026-03-15 17:46:23] neki : tim eto say buh bye, bera
[2026-03-15 17:50:59] JPcoinRules : Get ready for the biggest pump on sui you’ve ever seen
[2026-03-15 17:53:39] neki : yaaas
[2026-03-15 17:53:42] neki : feel the powwwah
[2026-03-15 17:53:44] neki : yeees
[2026-03-15 17:53:49] neki : direktion for erektion
[2026-03-15 17:58:43] BlissRP : will it
[2026-03-15 18:02:30] neki : the will has been summoned
[2026-03-15 18:02:39] neki : the will shall will it more
[2026-03-15 18:02:57] neki : this is warmup will
[2026-03-15 18:05:10] neki : I will this market to go UPUp only. It is my will and my mentality. the market will go up because I will it.
[2026-03-15 18:10:37] Luke Short : could be back at 69k tomorrow
[2026-03-15 18:10:48] BlissRP : 69420 is a magnet
[2026-03-15 18:11:02] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: 79k?
[2026-03-15 18:11:13] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: we must group will it
[2026-03-15 18:11:33] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo it like you mean it!!!
[2026-03-15 18:11:37] BlissRP : i would like to see a strong weekly close/open scam
[2026-03-15 18:11:38] MadoffNakamoto : 169420 @GodBleesYou
[2026-03-15 18:11:40] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-15 18:11:49] GodBleesYou : even better brother!!!!
[2026-03-15 18:11:59] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-15 18:15:20] GodBleesYou : lets squsse them with prabolic move
[2026-03-15 18:15:40] GodBleesYou : fly high to crash and moo it even higher
[2026-03-15 18:15:46] BlissRP : shambolic then parabolic
[2026-03-15 18:15:50] BlissRP : do it for shiro
[2026-03-15 18:16:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: the poor soul is shorting?
[2026-03-15 18:16:47] GodBleesYou : after been bull all this time?
[2026-03-15 18:16:51] BlissRP : i believe so
[2026-03-15 18:16:55] GodBleesYou : he short the start of the bullrun?
[2026-03-15 18:17:10] GodBleesYou : it is the bottom.. you know when bulls turn bears it is the bottom
[2026-03-15 18:17:11] GodBleesYou : jajajajaja
[2026-03-15 18:17:26] BlissRP : i think he added and still holding same position i had before the triangle broke upwards
[2026-03-15 18:17:38] BlissRP : not sure
[2026-03-15 18:20:28] Luke Short : bulls, get out of here... oil jumped over 100$ over the weekend and it's not dipping
[2026-03-15 18:20:37] Luke Short : *yet
[2026-03-15 18:21:06] BlissRP : Luke Short: btc didnt care about that on friday either
[2026-03-15 18:21:15] BlissRP : sure it seems illogical but why should btc be logical
[2026-03-15 18:21:32] Luke Short : BlissRP: wat, btc did dump just like S&P while oil was pumping
[2026-03-15 18:21:53] BlissRP : short squeeze then dump
[2026-03-15 18:21:58] BlissRP : not the same
[2026-03-15 18:23:53] Luke Short : and what was that small pump 30 minutes ago? surely not a short squeeze before a dumping
[2026-03-15 18:24:27] Luke Short : :Pepe:
[2026-03-15 18:24:43] BlissRP : im not saying it wont dump ser, just making observations
[2026-03-15 18:24:46] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-15 18:27:12] Luke Short : of course. Sry, i waited like 5 hours for this short entry. if this pumps now i'm gonna be mad
[2026-03-15 18:27:15] GodBleesYou : Luke Short: true moo coming love
[2026-03-15 18:27:19] GodBleesYou : 9-15% pump
[2026-03-15 18:27:22] BlissRP : daily momentum has been getting kind of extended, but we still find ourselves in this range
[2026-03-15 18:27:28] GodBleesYou : then it can dive @Luke Short
[2026-03-15 18:27:42] Luke Short : GodBleesYou: not necessary imo
[2026-03-15 18:35:12] BMEXcheers : whats the difference between AG gemini 3.1 pro and code assist 3.1 pro
[2026-03-15 18:35:16] BMEXcheers : other than one gets cooked
[2026-03-15 18:36:23] Luke Short : why not claude
[2026-03-15 18:47:39] Luke Short : Lucky Luke :doge:
[2026-03-15 18:49:42] BMEXcheers : thoughts? https://ibb.co/fdymSmsv
[2026-03-15 18:49:54] BMEXcheers : eth backtest from 2018
[2026-03-15 18:50:02] BMEXcheers : using 4h binance data
[2026-03-15 18:50:32] neki : now this is just crappy
[2026-03-15 18:50:37] neki : go - go bulla team
[2026-03-15 18:50:40] neki : bulla bula
[2026-03-15 18:50:55] contract details : Goodbye 70k hehe
[2026-03-15 18:51:48] BlissRP : contract details: but goodbye which way :kek:
[2026-03-15 18:52:25] contract details : Hello 50k :pepe:
[2026-03-15 18:57:15] funny cat videos : BlissRP: ->
[2026-03-15 19:03:56] BMEXcheers : mex -> mex guild -> people who are unmuted -> everyone else
[2026-03-15 19:04:08] BMEXcheers : THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!
[2026-03-15 19:08:01] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: not bad
[2026-03-15 19:08:10] GodBleesYou : but dont trade eth love
[2026-03-15 19:14:42] PeacenLuv : ppooompahhhh btc lezgoj add longz here
[2026-03-15 19:15:10] PeacenLuv : funny cat videos:
[2026-03-15 19:18:04] neki : this shall un-poo at once!
[2026-03-15 19:18:23] neki : commence dee-poopification sequence.
[2026-03-15 19:18:41] PeacenLuv : new long entry 71458
[2026-03-15 19:18:54] BMEXcheers : thanks GodBleesYou - next step is to have some kind of paper trading to see how the execution engine does
[2026-03-15 19:19:04] BMEXcheers : I need to split everything out its just one big giant .py file
[2026-03-15 19:19:33] SULAIGAUL : HAII
[2026-03-15 19:19:38] BMEXcheers : i then get the execution engine right then put 100$
[2026-03-15 19:20:41] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: it not about win rate
[2026-03-15 19:20:52] GodBleesYou : it is about to be on the currect trend when it happen
[2026-03-15 19:21:07] GodBleesYou : loss and flips are part of the game but take a look
[2026-03-15 19:21:26] GodBleesYou : i did 1 test since 2018 for you to be motiveited @BMEXcheers
[2026-03-15 19:21:28] GodBleesYou : https://cdn.corenexis.com/view/4531982168
[2026-03-15 19:24:44] BMEXcheers : 159,00+ trades damnnn but our bots perform similar?
[2026-03-15 19:25:35] BMEXcheers : oh you started making bank in 2022 cuz bull
[2026-03-15 19:25:41] BMEXcheers : with my bot it uses super guppy
[2026-03-15 19:25:49] BMEXcheers : so if the trend is down it will only look for short trades
[2026-03-15 19:25:51] Dario1 : For a more realistic backtesting, factor in slippage, spread, fees, funding
[2026-03-15 19:25:58] BMEXcheers : if the trend is up it will only look for long trades
[2026-03-15 19:26:01] Dario1 : your own impact
[2026-03-15 19:26:11] Dario1 : observer effect and losing edge over time…
[2026-03-15 19:27:14] BMEXcheers : ^^ i need to do all of this
[2026-03-15 19:27:23] BMEXcheers : thanks GodBleesYou and Dario1
[2026-03-15 19:29:18] BMEXcheers : humble bot flex: https://ibb.co/PvQynZSF
[2026-03-15 19:29:51] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: Your paper trading strategy before going live is a great idea +1000
[2026-03-15 19:30:21] Dario1 : Looking good ⭐️
[2026-03-15 19:31:40] BMEXcheers : yes, my concern is the back testing assumes perfect trade execution ....so i will vibe code another tab for paper trading. Lets see!
[2026-03-15 19:32:13] Dario1 : Sounds perfect. That’s the way forward
[2026-03-15 19:33:22] BMEXcheers : heh, i can see it now...'i vibe coded my way to millions'
[2026-03-15 19:33:34] BMEXcheers : by that time everything will be vibe coded
[2026-03-15 19:33:52] Dario1 : hehe
[2026-03-15 19:36:46] GodBleesYou : Dario1: i do in mine
[2026-03-15 19:37:00] GodBleesYou : some how my funding ends green in the end of the year
[2026-03-15 19:37:25] GodBleesYou : probbly beacuse i am over lavraged longs when those -0.375% funding arrive jajajaja
[2026-03-15 19:42:07] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: hahaha
[2026-03-15 19:42:13] Dario1 : that’s great, bro
[2026-03-15 19:42:34] Dario1 : Also take into account that market makers have pattern recognition predatory algos for your strategis
[2026-03-15 19:42:55] Dario1 : so either have your algo switch strategy often
[2026-03-15 19:43:07] Dario1 : or stay under the radar
[2026-03-15 19:43:17] Dario1 : so they can’t detect you
[2026-03-15 19:44:13] Dario1 : Maybe that’s why your algo was not performing as good as before during the past two weeks
[2026-03-15 19:46:27] GodBleesYou : Dario1: it willl preform badly in side ways
[2026-03-15 19:46:31] GodBleesYou : it is normal
[2026-03-15 19:46:39] GodBleesYou : we buy fakeouts
[2026-03-15 19:46:49] GodBleesYou : and sell local bottoms....
[2026-03-15 19:46:59] GodBleesYou : i hate it.. but that how it goes...
[2026-03-15 19:47:00] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: then let it switch to another strategy during sideways
[2026-03-15 19:47:06] GodBleesYou : lose some to win more after
[2026-03-15 19:47:23] GodBleesYou : Dario1: we never know it is side ways or breakout moment...
[2026-03-15 19:47:30] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: these sideways can be so long bro
[2026-03-15 19:47:53] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i know i can lost 40-60% durring long long side ways
[2026-03-15 19:48:01] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: There are ways to detect it but requires quantitative and statistical analysis
[2026-03-15 19:52:57] GodBleesYou : Moo it allready @Dario1
[2026-03-15 19:53:26] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: I think the same as BlissRP right now
[2026-03-15 19:53:44] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: 😱
[2026-03-15 19:53:53] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: will it!!!
[2026-03-15 19:53:56] GodBleesYou : Moo!!!!
[2026-03-15 19:53:58] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: hahaha
[2026-03-15 19:54:01] MadoffNakamoto : LMFAOOOO
[2026-03-15 19:55:06] neki : I will this market to go UPUp only. It is my will and my mentality. the market will go up because I will it.
[2026-03-15 19:55:54] Dario1 : longing oil has more profit potential right now according to my Random Forest model
[2026-03-15 19:56:18] Dario1 : hopefully we get a pullback to fill the gap around 94
[2026-03-15 19:56:33] BlissRP : Dario1: +1
[2026-03-15 19:56:46] Dario1 : before retesting resistance at 120
[2026-03-15 19:56:53] Dario1 : BlissRP: namaste
[2026-03-15 19:59:03] MadoffNakamoto : GodBleesYou: " i know i can lost 40-60% durring long long side ways" :bog: sideways it
[2026-03-15 20:00:19] BlissRP : would not be surprised to see 200 oil tbh
[2026-03-15 20:01:23] Dario1 : yep said it on trollbox 3 days before war started, it wil hit 100-200
[2026-03-15 20:01:46] Dario1 : but 150+ required destroying some oil refineries
[2026-03-15 20:01:54] Dario1 : that will be the next stage of the war
[2026-03-15 20:01:59] Dario1 : level 3