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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-13 20:22:35] BMEXcheers : hey, I cant even write a hello world script [2026-03-13 20:22:50] BMEXcheers : neigh, i barely know how to set ip route without asking AI [2026-03-13 20:22:58] BMEXcheers : but today, i vibed a code [2026-03-13 20:23:04] BMEXcheers : and that my friends is the future [2026-03-13 20:24:50] bluemaster : https://x.com/_BluePlanet/status/2032405144500142161 [2026-03-13 20:32:34] GreedyBastard : Yeah cause it's then 0 or 10mil that's the question :') [2026-03-13 20:41:32] contract details : Dario1: i fell asleep 20m and blew up an account [2026-03-13 20:41:42] contract details : There is a lot to be depressed about :pepe [2026-03-13 20:43:08] contract details : And now a 4 day dump for b [2026-03-13 20:52:06] Dario1 : contract details: If you really believe in a 4 day dump [2026-03-13 20:52:15] Dario1 : then either step away from the charts for a bit [2026-03-13 20:52:23] Dario1 : or just open a hedge and make profit on the way down [2026-03-13 20:52:32] Dario1 : See? [2026-03-13 20:52:39] Dario1 : A dump isn't depressing [2026-03-13 20:52:47] Dario1 : it just depends on your perspective 😜 [2026-03-13 20:59:08] contract details : Cant hedge hyper is shit [2026-03-13 20:59:20] contract details : Need to short some shitcoin or close [2026-03-13 20:59:34] Dario1 : Rockefeller, one of the richest guys in history has a nice quote [2026-03-13 20:59:36] Dario1 : “Always try to turn every disaster into an opportunity” [2026-03-13 21:00:08] Dario1 : contract details: why not a bitcoin hedge? [2026-03-13 21:00:21] Dario1 : no need to make it complicated [2026-03-13 21:03:11] invincible : hey [2026-03-13 21:03:23] invincible : do you know aoa? [2026-03-13 21:03:47] Dario1 : the guy who made 3K usdt to 300 million [2026-03-13 21:03:54] Dario1 : yeah what about him? [2026-03-13 21:04:11] invincible : yeah right [2026-03-13 21:04:33] invincible : korean legend trader [2026-03-13 21:04:54] Dario1 : my favorite guy on bitmex [2026-03-13 21:05:11] invincible : me too [2026-03-13 21:06:25] invincible : aoa long [2026-03-13 21:06:50] invincible : What is your position? [2026-03-13 21:06:56] invincible : Dario1: [2026-03-13 21:07:32] Dario1 : Closed my 66K long entirely at 73700 [2026-03-13 21:07:35] invincible : Dario1: how much did you earn [2026-03-13 21:07:47] Dario1 : then opened a small one at 72K [2026-03-13 21:08:08] Dario1 : but closed that too [2026-03-13 21:08:16] invincible : Dario1: You should definitely succeed too and become like AOA. [2026-03-13 21:08:34] invincible : good luck [2026-03-13 21:08:52] invincible : we gon make it [2026-03-13 21:08:55] Dario1 : invincible: thank you kind, sir [2026-03-13 21:09:12] Dario1 : hope you succeed too [2026-03-13 21:09:20] Dario1 : good luck <3 [2026-03-13 21:09:22] invincible : I wanted to talk more because I was good at English. [2026-03-13 21:09:51] invincible : bye To Korean server [2026-03-13 21:10:29] Dario1 : invincible: there are lovely people there [2026-03-13 21:10:35] Dario1 : I post there occasionally [2026-03-13 21:10:38] Dario1 : enjoy [2026-03-13 21:11:45] invincible : Dario1: okay [2026-03-13 21:14:40] invincible : hey dario [2026-03-13 21:14:48] invincible : Dario1: I have a question: Are there famous crypto traders in the U.S. like AOA? [2026-03-13 21:17:03] Dario1 : invincible: If you by US you mean the english trollbox, we have @bluemaster [2026-03-13 21:17:35] Dario1 : but the majority of top traders almost never talk on tb [2026-03-13 21:17:44] Dario1 : for good reasons :arthur: [2026-03-13 21:18:40] invincible : Dario1: I know that person. I saw them posted on BitMEX before. [2026-03-13 21:23:04] invincible : got it Thanks for being kind even though my English isn’t very good. [2026-03-13 21:28:41] Dario1 : invincible: your english is very good. don’t worry about it [2026-03-13 21:28:46] Dario1 : <3 [2026-03-13 21:38:45] invincible : Dario1: I think you’re going to make a lot of money someday. Good night.😄 [2026-03-13 21:39:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 71087 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-13 21:39:32] invincible : RonnieREKT: you bot? [2026-03-13 21:40:29] GodBleesYou : wick it [2026-03-13 21:40:35] GodBleesYou : then pump it even harder!!!! [2026-03-13 21:42:10] GreedyBastard : Just 600 more down and we got a darth vader on the daily cmooonnn baby [2026-03-13 21:43:37] speedwell : Couldn't hold above the range... [2026-03-13 21:45:41] speedwell : Would have been fun to have a mid bear pump [2026-03-13 21:46:05] Dario1 : invincible: sure why not 😃 [2026-03-13 21:46:23] Dario1 : speedwell: change your cocaine dealer [2026-03-13 21:46:32] Dario1 : And don’t overdose [2026-03-13 21:47:44] speedwell : Wallabies don't sell cocaine, just jump in front of cars [2026-03-13 21:48:38] speedwell : I've just put the kettle on. [2026-03-13 21:49:33] speedwell : Going to get into some serious tea [2026-03-13 21:49:57] n1pped : hello , i just deposited money in this bullshit and after seeing how complicated it is i want to withdraw it to my other exchange , but when i try to , it does nothing , any idea ? [2026-03-13 21:50:34] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh [2026-03-13 21:51:37] Gandalf the Grey : /liq btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - 1000000 Long - 0 ``` [2026-03-13 21:51:42] Gandalf the Grey : peace [2026-03-13 21:52:25] n1pped : hello? [2026-03-13 21:52:37] n1pped : is there anyone here? [2026-03-13 21:52:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! [2026-03-13 21:52:48] funny cat videos : n1pped: hello this is microsoft your computer has virus [2026-03-13 21:53:06] n1pped : i have a virus? [2026-03-13 21:53:12] n1pped : no fucking way [2026-03-13 21:53:24] funny cat videos : n1pped: yes, send me 50£ gift card and i delete it [2026-03-13 21:53:45] funny cat videos : anyway, support@bitmex.com or questions @n1pped [2026-03-13 21:53:46] speedwell : Welcome to the hotel California [2026-03-13 21:53:53] n1pped : ok this is the code :FU5CKUSGTUPID NIGG [2026-03-13 21:54:09] funny cat videos : n-word plz [2026-03-13 21:54:15] funny cat videos : :kek: [2026-03-13 21:54:35] funny cat videos : just send an email to support they *should* be available 247 [2026-03-13 21:55:07] n1pped : I ALREADY DID IT [2026-03-13 21:55:34] funny cat videos : GOOD FOR YOU [2026-03-13 21:55:48] n1pped : U A REAL PERSON? [2026-03-13 21:55:49] funny cat videos : chill tf out this is a bucket shop :pepe: [2026-03-13 21:55:59] GreedyBastard : :') :') :') [2026-03-13 21:56:18] GreedyBastard : n1pped: Chillll, bmex works perfectly fine [2026-03-13 21:56:28] funny cat videos : no i am a drunk person [2026-03-13 21:56:32] Dario1 : n1pped: after you request a withdrawal, you should check your inbox and confirm it within 15 minutes. Did you do that? [2026-03-13 21:56:39] n1pped : I JUST SAID IT IS VERY COMPLICATED [2026-03-13 21:56:49] Benobi : Yes @n1pped check your emails [2026-03-13 21:57:05] n1pped : I HAVE NO NEW EMAILS [2026-03-13 21:57:07] funny cat videos : so are my relationships with substances but you dont see me capsing about them [2026-03-13 21:57:08] GreedyBastard : n1pped: Lol like any exchange no? don't se the difference but hey [2026-03-13 21:57:47] n1pped : BRO I JUST WANT MY 50 DOLLARS BACK [2026-03-13 21:57:49] GreedyBastard : funny cat videos: You're a genious, handle this [2026-03-13 21:58:15] funny cat videos : n1pped: arthur says thank you for your donation lol lmao even [2026-03-13 21:58:28] n1pped : WHAT DONATION ? [2026-03-13 21:58:39] GreedyBastard : n1pped: Go 150x short, walk away with 5k [2026-03-13 21:59:08] n1pped : this wont let me trade unless i have a 100 dolar minimum [2026-03-13 21:59:10] funny cat videos : cba tbh [2026-03-13 21:59:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : Bitmex is a deposit only exchange. U cant make withdrawals [2026-03-13 21:59:18] funny cat videos : yall fogure this out yourselves [2026-03-13 21:59:31] funny cat videos : @admin @n1pped <- needs assistance ktnxbai [2026-03-13 21:59:44] funny cat videos : Dr.van_Doom666: +10000001 [2026-03-13 21:59:49] n1pped : Dr.van_Doom666: yes i figured this out [2026-03-13 22:00:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 4 Cont @ 0.8711 ($24.79) [2026-03-13 22:01:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HYPEUSDT`: Sell 33.1000 HYPE @ 36.41 ($1,212.00) [2026-03-13 22:02:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1400 USD @ 70844.2 [2026-03-13 22:02:21] n1pped : well i must go rape my dog , bye to all , hope u a great life [2026-03-13 22:02:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!! [2026-03-13 22:02:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : n1pped: cya [2026-03-13 22:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0383 XBT @ 70782.1 ($2,711.01) [2026-03-13 22:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 3200 DOGE @ 0.09577 ($306.44) [2026-03-13 22:03:10] GreedyBastard : n1pped: See better went 150x short my man [2026-03-13 22:03:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 9000 USD @ 70747.4 [2026-03-13 22:03:24] GodBleesYou : LOL!! [2026-03-13 22:03:31] GodBleesYou : badger gonna lose 7k? [2026-03-13 22:03:35] GodBleesYou : 70k? [2026-03-13 22:08:09] BMEXcheers : give me 1 good reason why i shouldnt pay for claude max [2026-03-13 22:08:16] BMEXcheers : give me ONE GOOD REASON [2026-03-13 22:08:17] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc [2026-03-13 22:08:17] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: 30k will not hold [2026-03-13 22:08:28] BMEXcheers : and dont tell me to join community college and learn to code like a coock [2026-03-13 22:19:03] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 10 ZEC @ 207.73 ($2,077.75) - Account said “brb” and meant never 😜 [2026-03-13 22:20:50] GreedyBastard : Dr.van_Doom666: DOOOOMMMMM [2026-03-13 22:22:54] GreedyBastard : Oh yes we gots ourselves a balrog [2026-03-13 22:24:23] GodBleesYou : such brave bears!!!! [2026-03-13 22:24:38] GodBleesYou : are you getting ready to buy the dip and fomo it to 80k? [2026-03-13 22:24:39] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-13 22:24:40] BlissRP : fortune favors the brave [2026-03-13 22:24:42] GodBleesYou : lets go!!! [2026-03-13 22:24:43] BlissRP : or something like that [2026-03-13 22:24:45] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-13 22:25:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0200 XBT @ 70660.5 ($1,413.44) [2026-03-13 22:25:02] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: the brave are the ones that buy the dip [2026-03-13 22:25:04] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-13 22:25:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4000 USD @ 70667.6 [2026-03-13 22:25:16] GreedyBastard : Look at that daily developing, if this turns red I'm laughing my ass of [2026-03-13 22:25:23] BlissRP : until the "too soon junior" memes start :pepe: [2026-03-13 22:25:47] GodBleesYou : GreedyBastard: it will be red.. for an hour or two but it will moon the next day [2026-03-13 22:25:49] GreedyBastard : I'll say it again, we retrace the entire weekly on sunday and darthmaul to 60 next week muhahahah [2026-03-13 22:25:51] GodBleesYou : come on wick it!!!! [2026-03-13 22:26:13] BlissRP : i love the positive atmosphere [2026-03-13 22:26:17] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-13 22:26:31] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i sold 30% of the position at 91-92.8 area [2026-03-13 22:26:38] GodBleesYou : so.. buy -5% is great xD [2026-03-13 22:26:43] GreedyBastard : GodBleesYou: If so nothing but a wick my man, aint no way in hell btc recoups that before going down further [2026-03-13 22:26:46] BlissRP : good work ser [2026-03-13 22:26:53] BlissRP : i slept through the pamp [2026-03-13 22:26:59] BlissRP : sleep is illegal [2026-03-13 22:27:17] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: as a crypto trader it is super illegal [2026-03-13 22:27:27] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-13 22:27:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 2082.73 ($2,082.20) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act [2026-03-13 22:27:39] GreedyBastard : Sleep is indeed :'( [2026-03-13 22:28:51] Mr. JB : H&s on 1h to at least 68 [2026-03-13 22:28:57] Mr. JB : Gn guys [2026-03-13 22:29:13] PeacenLuv : shopping longs btc [2026-03-13 22:29:33] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: https://www.tradingview.com/x/ZAvVFvun/ [2026-03-13 22:29:55] GodBleesYou : target 95$ [2026-03-13 22:30:07] GreedyBastard : Pffff it dumped those last 5 hundo a bit fast tho, wanted to add in more, I hope to get some nice short entries over the weekend [2026-03-13 22:30:20] GodBleesYou : 97 will be short area if you brave @BlissRP [2026-03-13 22:31:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 70644 [2026-03-13 22:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70620.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-13 22:32:12] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: i will meditate [2026-03-13 22:32:19] BlissRP : oooooohm [2026-03-13 22:32:19] BitMEX_Douglas : funny cat videos: We already contacted him by email [2026-03-13 22:32:33] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: it is not oooohm [2026-03-13 22:32:41] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: it is Moooo!!! [2026-03-13 22:32:48] BlissRP : woof [2026-03-13 22:32:57] GodBleesYou : jajajajaj @BlissRP [2026-03-13 22:33:14] GodBleesYou : see you later need to go see the plants [2026-03-13 22:33:14] contract details : see you at 40k in 2 weeks [2026-03-13 22:33:20] GodBleesYou : contract details: 80k [2026-03-13 22:33:31] GodBleesYou : then the jew will dump it to 40k area @contract details [2026-03-13 22:33:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0001 XBT @ 70569.3 ($7.06) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-13 22:33:48] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-13 22:33:47] contract details : any ideas how to get rid of rats? [2026-03-13 22:35:33] GreedyBastard : Damn we're bouncing of that daily open final fight endboss [2026-03-13 22:36:19] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: take care ser [2026-03-13 22:36:32] BlissRP : contract details: emp them [2026-03-13 22:37:28] GreedyBastard : GodBleesYou: 97k has passed my man [2026-03-13 22:37:50] GreedyBastard : If you see that again it aint bearish [2026-03-13 22:38:07] GodBleesYou : GreedyBastard: we going to 180k if you didnt know [2026-03-13 22:38:22] GodBleesYou : but we might visit 40k before we fly [2026-03-13 22:38:47] GreedyBastard : first 40k hahahahha was already typing it you read my mind 😎 [2026-03-13 22:40:22] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 70646 . lezgohh [2026-03-13 22:40:33] GreedyBastard : Pfffff I wanna add in short but will destroy my entry, lord give me patience [2026-03-13 22:40:46] GreedyBastard : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -25,400 USD @ 72472.6959 ``` [2026-03-13 22:40:51] PeacenLuv : 70656* [2026-03-13 22:41:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : GreedyBastard: +1 [2026-03-13 22:41:10] BlissRP : GreedyBastard: its good entry ser [2026-03-13 22:42:41] GreedyBastard : Thank you good sir, good for now, would like to build upto 70k at least tho, that's where the danger lies :'( [2026-03-13 22:45:16] PeacenLuv : adding 70712 entry feels good [2026-03-13 22:45:26] GreedyBastard : I believe we need to turn this daily red tho for confimation of doom [2026-03-13 22:47:48] PeacenLuv : i got btc worked into a corner [2026-03-13 22:48:57] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70758 [2026-03-13 22:55:05] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhweeeehhh lezgohhh btc [2026-03-13 22:55:26] PeacenLuv : 7 big pump incoming green up [2026-03-13 22:55:40] PeacenLuv : btc [2026-03-13 22:56:25] PeacenLuv : its prolly gunna dubl in value fast [2026-03-13 22:57:10] PeacenLuv : max 7 24 hr periods to success [2026-03-13 22:57:47] PeacenLuv : 7 10k periods green [2026-03-13 22:58:13] PeacenLuv : rags to richez [2026-03-13 22:58:52] PeacenLuv : less than 500 per hr speed [2026-03-13 22:58:58] PeacenLuv : vertikal [2026-03-13 22:59:23] PeacenLuv : avg ovr 7 24 hr periods [2026-03-13 22:59:33] PeacenLuv : usd [2026-03-13 22:59:43] PeacenLuv : pffft [2026-03-13 22:59:57] PeacenLuv : 33% ciunterfeit [2026-03-13 23:00:25] PeacenLuv : very schitty leadership [2026-03-13 23:04:52] GreedyBastard : Cmon you asain mfers plunge it down [2026-03-13 23:15:15] PeacenLuv : buy the bottom btc 5min [2026-03-13 23:17:21] GodBleesYou : dumpover? [2026-03-13 23:17:22] contract details : buy the bottom of the top [2026-03-13 23:17:25] GodBleesYou : moon so sun? [2026-03-13 23:17:29] GodBleesYou : contract details: <3 [2026-03-13 23:17:38] GodBleesYou : yes the the attitude @contract details [2026-03-13 23:17:40] GodBleesYou : lets go!! [2026-03-13 23:17:43] contract details : this next drop is gonna hurt me so much [2026-03-13 23:17:52] contract details : im not ready for the pain next week [2026-03-13 23:18:17] contract details : GodBleesYou: :pepe: [2026-03-13 23:18:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : contract details: we go to 97k [2026-03-13 23:18:37] GodBleesYou : local bottom is near [2026-03-13 23:18:46] GodBleesYou : lets hope it will wick so we could fomo in [2026-03-13 23:18:47] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-13 23:19:27] contract details : look at daily [2026-03-13 23:19:37] contract details : maybe a flat saturday into -10% sunday [2026-03-13 23:19:39] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-13 23:23:46] GodBleesYou : contract details: +15% sunday [2026-03-13 23:26:45] GodBleesYou : why you let it pump? [2026-03-13 23:26:47] GodBleesYou : wick it!!! [2026-03-13 23:26:56] GodBleesYou : i want to buy back what i sold xD [2026-03-13 23:33:25] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-13 23:43:32] PeacenLuv : that was a beauty dip on the 6hr long program [2026-03-13 23:43:47] PeacenLuv : xbtusdperp [2026-03-13 23:44:08] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhweeehhh hangonnn btc bullaz [2026-03-13 23:51:39] contract details : GodBleesYou: come back next sunday to buy new low [2026-03-13 23:51:40] contract details : ÑpepeÑ [2026-03-13 23:51:53] contract details : :pepe: layout switch has lag in 2026 [2026-03-13 23:52:55] BlissRP : nyepepenye [2026-03-14 00:01:10] GodBleesYou : contract details: Be Bull Be Free!!!! [2026-03-14 00:02:00] GreedyBastard : Badbad Asians [2026-03-14 00:02:27] thankyousomuch : back at Bidens :PEPEB: sell wall [2026-03-14 00:02:31] GodBleesYou : please wick it!!! [2026-03-14 00:02:37] thankyousomuch : 3K [2026-03-14 00:02:37] GodBleesYou : dont pump without filling me xD [2026-03-14 00:02:42] GodBleesYou : thankyousomuch: naaaa [2026-03-14 00:02:44] GodBleesYou : Mooo it [2026-03-14 00:03:06] thankyousomuch : btc cant go up technically [2026-03-14 00:03:37] GreedyBastard : Wouldve been so much easyer with a red daily damn [2026-03-14 00:04:07] thankyousomuch : still holding my good 25 xrs longterm shorts [2026-03-14 00:04:16] thankyousomuch : yrs [2026-03-14 00:04:21] thankyousomuch : 25 minimum lol [2026-03-14 00:08:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 133.5000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 3.687 ($513.57) [2026-03-14 00:11:33] thankyousomuch : 100k top [2026-03-14 00:13:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 12 Cont @ 0.865 ($73.54) [2026-03-14 00:24:23] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:25:05] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:25:14] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:25:23] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:25:35] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:25:42] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:26:00] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:26:09] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:26:10] GodBleesYou : MrBritcoin: mad at badger? [2026-03-14 00:26:12] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-14 00:26:25] MrBritcoin : GodBleesYou: who is badger bloke [2026-03-14 00:27:19] MrBritcoin : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -17.36 USDT RPNL, 1,659.61 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-14 00:28:09] MrBritcoin : Ma,halo [2026-03-14 00:28:09] GodBleesYou : MrBritcoin: badger = bitcoin [2026-03-14 00:28:28] thankyousomuch : ⣀⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣶⡄⢀⣀⣤⣴⡶⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣷⣶⣤⣀⠀ ⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶:arthur::btc::pepeb:🍌 ⠘⣿⡿⢿🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🐮🐮🐮🍔🍔🍔🍔⣿⡿⠃ ⠀⠛⠁⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠋ [2026-03-14 00:28:32] MrBritcoin : do I look mad [2026-03-14 00:28:52] MrBritcoin : im just popping the Pepe out [2026-03-14 00:29:05] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:30:15] MrBritcoin : :PEPE: [2026-03-14 00:30:40] MrBritcoin : :Arthur: [2026-03-14 00:31:00] thankyousomuch : ⣀⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣶⡄⢀⣀⣤⣴⡶⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣷⣶⣤⣀⠀ ⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶:arthur:🙏🐻:btc::pepeb:🍌 ⠘⣿⡿⢿🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🐮🐮🐮🍔🍔🍔🍔⣿⡿⠃ ⠀⠛⠁⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠋ [2026-03-14 00:31:33] MrBritcoin : wow users are still broke [2026-03-14 00:31:44] thankyousomuch : longers yes [2026-03-14 00:31:50] thankyousomuch : longers broke allways [2026-03-14 00:31:56] thankyousomuch : lol [2026-03-14 00:32:12] MrBritcoin : 1100 users no wonder we go down nothing to back it up with [2026-03-14 00:33:38] thankyousomuch : saylor liquidated :pepeb: [2026-03-14 00:43:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 70622.9 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-14 00:50:15] Shawn-Williams : buying zone 70188 - 69600 [2026-03-14 00:51:16] PeacenLuv : lonh rntry 70652 [2026-03-14 01:16:46] contract details : long 40k [2026-03-14 01:16:50] contract details : dont be retarded like me [2026-03-14 01:22:43] GodBleesYou : ......... [2026-03-14 01:22:59] GodBleesYou : it gonna moo without filling my limit orders [2026-03-14 01:23:01] GodBleesYou : :( [2026-03-14 01:33:15] contract details : no [2026-03-14 01:33:17] contract details : no more moo [2026-03-14 01:36:53] contract details : thank you mr president you have successfully made the west lose :pepe: [2026-03-14 01:38:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70510.4 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-14 01:49:45] thankyousomuch : Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :downrocket: [2026-03-14 01:49:58] thankyousomuch : Arrrr :arthur: hehe gyarrrrrr [2026-03-14 01:54:27] GodBleesYou : contract details: only Mo... at least for now [2026-03-14 01:58:16] Dantjtaz : Good evening gentlemen [2026-03-14 01:58:34] Dantjtaz : Don’t do drugs [2026-03-14 02:05:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 40 Cont @ 1.4017 ($795.00) [2026-03-14 02:16:58] bmagic : Easiest long of our lives [2026-03-14 02:17:13] bmagic : Even contract details wants to long this [2026-03-14 02:17:24] BlissRP : bmagic: :arthur: [2026-03-14 02:26:38] nylon123 : This is the EASIEST long ever EVER existed in our fcking bastard lives [2026-03-14 02:27:37] nylon123 : Its like some cash money on the floor. like 20k. now you can take or SHIT on it. [2026-03-14 02:27:45] nylon123 : it's easy like that [2026-03-14 02:29:47] GodBleesYou : Only Mooo!! @BlissRP @bmagic [2026-03-14 02:29:53] GodBleesYou : anything else is illagal [2026-03-14 02:30:21] GreedyBastard : Easyest long ever based on what exactly? [2026-03-14 02:36:57] nylon123 : ITS LAYING on the ground dude and you SHIT on it. [2026-03-14 02:37:25] nylon123 : cash money. free to take. you shit on it and flame it with gasolin [2026-03-14 02:39:44] nylon123 : no its even harded. you put your own cash money on the ground and shit it, ignite it you greedy bastard [2026-03-14 02:39:59] nylon123 : why [2026-03-14 02:40:10] nylon123 : i can say you why [2026-03-14 02:57:25] GreedyBastard : Tell me why? :') [2026-03-14 02:58:37] GreedyBastard : It's at 71k and was at 74k, 20% from the 60k bottom amidst a bearmarket, chill out my friend, downside is still the more dominant direction [2026-03-14 03:02:34] GreedyBastard : Short therm long sure, long therm long I seriously have my doubts [2026-03-14 03:03:23] GreedyBastard : 70k for 1 nonsense digital coin btw [2026-03-14 03:08:54] GodBleesYou : GreedyBastard: time +market maker + miners + trend [2026-03-14 03:11:57] GreedyBastard : All true, but market bottoms get formed at a fair price, a price people deem as undervalued, even from 124k top, 60k doesnt sound much different, people get into crypto for the multiple X'es not the 2X [2026-03-14 03:12:38] GreedyBastard : Supply can do the trick at 60k, not demand that's for sure [2026-03-14 03:13:14] GodBleesYou : bears if you dont throw 250x short now it will pump.... short it [2026-03-14 03:13:58] Lord_Arthur : beras are fooked now [2026-03-14 03:13:59] GreedyBastard : Nja we needed that red close :'( we'll likely at least test higher over the weekend even if bearish sadly [2026-03-14 03:14:19] Lord_Arthur : 75k incoming [2026-03-14 03:14:43] nylon123 : pajeet incoming sir [2026-03-14 03:16:19] Lord_Arthur : pumpistaincomingmotherfookerz [2026-03-14 03:16:35] nylon123 : we will test a lot higher sie [2026-03-14 03:16:36] GreedyBastard : 🐻 [2026-03-14 03:16:38] nylon123 : sir [2026-03-14 03:18:16] GreedyBastard : All very possible, on a serious note cause this bearmrket caught us in speed, you guys see 60k as a longtherm bottom, as in the bottom? [2026-03-14 03:19:00] nylon123 : oh my good sir pajeets incoming i beg you [2026-03-14 03:25:57] nylon123 : long term bottom at 60k? [2026-03-14 03:26:08] bmagic : GodBleesYou: tell me why tho [2026-03-14 03:26:17] bmagic : It's too easy! [2026-03-14 03:26:33] bmagic : If you can't see this you're easier money [2026-03-14 03:26:40] nylon123 : 4x k at least or even 30k [2026-03-14 03:26:57] nylon123 : before that indont see 120k+ [2026-03-14 03:27:08] nylon123 : however there is a big bear markt coming [2026-03-14 03:27:27] nylon123 : 5 year bull market for speculation is a lot [2026-03-14 03:28:17] nylon123 : we fck arround the middle 50k a lot. and in 8years we see 200k like numbers [2026-03-14 03:28:19] GreedyBastard : nylon123: Agree, I'm on your page, seems realistic [2026-03-14 03:28:33] nylon123 : or say 6 [2026-03-14 03:30:34] GreedyBastard : Sure thing, at this point it's more supply then demand tho, new retail demand will die over 6 figures, they were already gone this cycle, don't see anyone fomoing in at these levels sadly [2026-03-14 03:31:36] GreedyBastard : But those figure definitely coming, can see a millie too honestly :-o [2026-03-14 03:35:13] Lord_Arthur : ass up heads down beratards [2026-03-14 03:39:32] bmagic : Realistic is the confirmation of loss [2026-03-14 03:39:43] bmagic : Market does illogical things [2026-03-14 03:39:52] bmagic : People are not logical [2026-03-14 03:40:20] bmagic : 1 mill per Bitcoin will come ez [2026-03-14 03:40:58] bmagic : Reverse cowboy cock n ball torture green lit dildo incoming [2026-03-14 03:41:03] bmagic : Everybody hurtin [2026-03-14 03:41:43] bmagic : 84k attempt is inevitable on this impulse [2026-03-14 03:44:26] bmagic : When it hits don't say bmagic you were right. Just deactivate your bitmex account [2026-03-14 04:08:37] Lord_Arthur : 74k then 48k then 3k [2026-03-14 04:17:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 41.2000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 4.172 ($176.95) [2026-03-14 04:44:11] Lord_Arthur : beratards are fooked now [2026-03-14 04:44:24] Lord_Arthur : 75k minimum [2026-03-14 04:46:46] BlissRP : handzz up btc bearzz [2026-03-14 04:46:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 606 XRP @ 1.4027 ($850.05) [2026-03-14 04:46:54] BlissRP : banana jumpoff [2026-03-14 05:34:09] nylon123 : long x250 [2026-03-14 05:35:28] nylon123 : NOw [2026-03-14 05:37:39] nylon123 : JAMAL [2026-03-14 05:38:06] BlissRP : nylon123: LATIKA [2026-03-14 06:00:55] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/LGD9i718kBU?si=WLrU5MNeOxM6poke :doge: :doge: [2026-03-14 06:02:54] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/6ACTrTqnSHU?si=OP6TKjWktS4q-zdf :catjam: :catjam: [2026-03-14 06:25:26] "it will be........" : . [2026-03-14 06:26:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70711 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-14 06:37:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 138 Cont @ 87.33 ($851.36) [2026-03-14 06:37:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 37.1900 SOL @ 87.18 ($3,242.78) - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc [2026-03-14 06:44:44] thankyousomuch : Biden Sell Wal :pepeb: [2026-03-14 06:44:55] thankyousomuch : Arrrr :arthur: hehe gyarrrrrr [2026-03-14 06:45:14] thankyousomuch : Lord_Arthur: 7 cent [2026-03-14 06:45:26] thankyousomuch : 😌 [2026-03-14 06:45:28] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-03-14 06:45:39] thankyousomuch : Mc donalds is hiring longers [2026-03-14 08:04:43] DanB73 : L [2026-03-14 08:11:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!! [2026-03-14 08:39:57] Mr. JB : /pnl solusdt tpd sol short ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 21.80 USDT RPNL, 0.00 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-14 08:40:13] Mr. JB : flipped it small long [2026-03-14 08:40:23] Mr. JB : /position solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 0.1 SOL @ 87.2 ``` [2026-03-14 08:50:36] Shiro : More drop [2026-03-14 08:51:04] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -7,500 USD @ 71021.7184 ``` [2026-03-14 08:52:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!! [2026-03-14 08:52:57] Shiro : Doomtastic [2026-03-14 08:56:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : 30k will not hold [2026-03-14 09:05:23] Mr. JB : 🚀🚀🚀 [2026-03-14 09:40:07] Shiro : 66-67 Ideal [2026-03-14 09:48:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 1 SOL @ 86.77 ($86.78) [2026-03-14 09:48:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1200 ETH @ 2066 ($247.96) [2026-03-14 09:48:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BCHUSDT`: Sell 1.8000 BCH @ 456.55 ($821.95) [2026-03-14 09:48:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3600 USD @ 70428.4 [2026-03-14 09:49:37] Shiro : Don't be shy drop it like you mean it [2026-03-14 10:21:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PUMPUSDT`: Sell 75887 PUMP @ 0.001965 ($149.12) [2026-03-14 10:22:17] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min [2026-03-14 10:23:47] Shiro : Short z dip 🤣 [2026-03-14 10:31:55] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70508 [2026-03-14 10:40:15] Shiro : Zip zip [2026-03-14 10:50:01] PeacenLuv : u need a big bankroll to high lev xbtusdlong [2026-03-14 10:50:26] PeacenLuv : coupled with trading skill [2026-03-14 10:50:35] PeacenLuv : prolly [2026-03-14 10:51:11] PeacenLuv : the end becomes inevitabl [2026-03-14 10:51:55] PeacenLuv : yeah wutevr [2026-03-14 11:00:26] Mr. JB : Longing doggy [2026-03-14 11:36:52] Mr. JB : Great call so far longing doggy [2026-03-14 11:40:21] PeacenLuv : pumpittup bikoin lezgohh [2026-03-14 11:41:14] PeacenLuv : woooohhhweeeehhh btcccc [2026-03-14 11:41:33] PeacenLuv : ya gotta luvitt [2026-03-14 11:46:35] Dr.van_Doom666 : 97k soon [2026-03-14 12:00:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOON!!! :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: [2026-03-14 12:10:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!! [2026-03-14 12:12:01] MANsa_MOONsa : wasup wasup [2026-03-14 12:19:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : MANsa_MOONsa: goblintown ahead!! [2026-03-14 12:19:39] MANsa_MOONsa : ehhh [2026-03-14 12:19:42] MANsa_MOONsa : doubt it [2026-03-14 12:19:47] MANsa_MOONsa : maybe tomorrow lol [2026-03-14 12:26:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : Sunday or monday we get a cows bloodbath [2026-03-14 12:27:53] MANsa_MOONsa : well..... [2026-03-14 12:28:00] MANsa_MOONsa : we rejected 74 [2026-03-14 12:28:05] MANsa_MOONsa : formed a double top [2026-03-14 12:28:13] MANsa_MOONsa : so.... this was the real dump [2026-03-14 12:28:19] MANsa_MOONsa : we go back up to 76-77 [2026-03-14 12:28:26] MANsa_MOONsa : slam back down to 66-65 [2026-03-14 12:29:22] MANsa_MOONsa : everyone jumps in short after seeing that initial reaction ....liquidations are now heavilily built up above the double top/highs. [2026-03-14 12:29:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : we will never see 71k again. screenshot it [2026-03-14 12:29:36] MANsa_MOONsa : really LOL [2026-03-14 12:29:38] MANsa_MOONsa : ahahahaha [2026-03-14 12:29:58] MANsa_MOONsa : we WILL see a fakeout breakout [2026-03-14 12:30:06] MANsa_MOONsa : mr doom lol [2026-03-14 12:30:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!! [2026-03-14 12:30:59] MANsa_MOONsa : well i hope we go down ... i have a fat short as well but i doubt it [2026-03-14 12:31:17] 45th_blown_account : Reports are saying Benjamin Netanyahu has been killed by Iranian strikes.https://x.com/Coinvo/status/2032746480264523822 , some crypto x.com accounts with many followers report this past 3-4 days [2026-03-14 12:32:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mullah-Propaganda [2026-03-14 12:32:35] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: news or yellow pages 😆 [2026-03-14 12:32:47] Shiro : Let me check news [2026-03-14 12:34:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : MANsa_MOONsa: the liquidity is beyond us [2026-03-14 12:35:13] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: it`s not news, its just rumors , with AI videos that circulate from crypto pages with many followers https://x.com/RippleXrpie/status/2032431757245506046 , also the same guy says that N. Korea involved in the war :doge: [2026-03-14 12:35:14] MANsa_MOONsa : he isnt dead yet [2026-03-14 12:35:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.8641 ($6.11) [2026-03-14 12:35:55] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: fraud page 😂🤣 [2026-03-14 12:36:12] 45th_blown_account : they say now that N. Korea launched a missile `towards` japan :arthur: [2026-03-14 12:36:22] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: fax :Arthur: [2026-03-14 12:37:08] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: oh funk I'm rekt thoo I'm holding sbort 😂🤣 [2026-03-14 12:37:50] Shiro : I loke fake news 😂 [2026-03-14 12:38:05] Gandalf the Grey : Korean dude must be furious when he sees all the memes [2026-03-14 12:38:32] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣 [2026-03-14 12:38:58] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: i hold XRP and i follow those XRP army pages :arthur:, i am wasted dead meat :arthur: [2026-03-14 12:40:00] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: I'm not surprised you used to do this all the time 😄 [2026-03-14 12:40:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: u can buy XRP soon under 17 cent! [2026-03-14 12:40:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : and then it will die... [2026-03-14 12:40:50] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: you guys cant tell that i am dead meat waster XRP ritard ? wow :kek: [2026-03-14 12:41:04] MANsa_MOONsa : The message is clear, the range has been broken towards the upside and same thing also happened the last time, but we came down tumbling after. This is the second time, and I think market makers could finally take us flying because they already faked out last time and kicked out late longs. [2026-03-14 12:41:13] MANsa_MOONsa : sao we wait for weekly close [2026-03-14 12:41:19] Dario1 : North Korea firing missiles is not fake news [2026-03-14 12:41:27] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: i know :kek: imagine buying 2 times at $3,5 and waiting 8 years already and still red [2026-03-14 12:41:30] Dario1 : They did it because US was moving its air defense systems from east asia to west asia to defend against iran after most of their air defenses in the region were destroyed [2026-03-14 12:41:34] MANsa_MOONsa : its real they fireed them towards japan waters [2026-03-14 12:41:45] Gandalf the Grey : brent fucking everyone lol nicu [2026-03-14 12:42:02] Gandalf the Grey : iran said they gonna rekt uae now [2026-03-14 12:42:05] Gandalf the Grey : me and shiro gonna die [2026-03-14 12:42:07] Dario1 : https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/03/14/asia-pacific/north-korea-missile-launch-trump/ [2026-03-14 12:42:27] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: the message is clear double top 😃😄 [2026-03-14 12:42:59] Gandalf the Grey : i want 70300 juicy [2026-03-14 12:43:04] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: how's your trip? Everything good? [2026-03-14 12:43:21] Gandalf the Grey : yup. wanna hangout later? [2026-03-14 12:43:48] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: is #Netanyahu dead ? some x.com semi-legit accounts say yes :kek: [2026-03-14 12:44:03] Shiro : Dario1: is this real or it's meme! [2026-03-14 12:44:20] Gandalf the Grey : Netanyahu has many clones like Putin xDDDDD [2026-03-14 12:44:23] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: sure where are you [2026-03-14 12:44:24] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: I doubt it, but his son was posting almost ever day on x, but has not posted anything for 5 days now [2026-03-14 12:44:31] Gandalf the Grey : Natanyahu 1, Netanyahu 2 etc. [2026-03-14 12:44:49] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: I heard rumors Netanyahu was in a bunker in germany, not sure if true [2026-03-14 12:44:50] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: Give me like 2-3 days as I need to organize some things and then I am free we can chill. [2026-03-14 12:44:52] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: https://x.com/KimDotcom/status/2032631623234236879 , kim Dotcom says 100% maybe :kek: [2026-03-14 12:44:54] Gandalf the Grey : I am in Business Bay [2026-03-14 12:45:00] Gandalf the Grey : near Burj [2026-03-14 12:45:12] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: hehe Kim is a funny guy :kek: [2026-03-14 12:45:17] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: hahaha sure [2026-03-14 12:45:25] Gandalf the Grey : Never met anyone from TB lol [2026-03-14 12:45:35] Gandalf the Grey : What if you wanna rape me xDDDDD [2026-03-14 12:45:37] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: @Shiro sure :arthur: [2026-03-14 12:45:56] Gandalf the Grey : I get raped by :arthur: all the time so it is ok [2026-03-14 12:45:56] Dario1 : Shiro: North Korea is real, but Netanyahu is just rumors probably, intelligence agencies are behind such rumors for certain reasons [2026-03-14 12:46:23] Gandalf the Grey : He just saw the memes and got mad [2026-03-14 12:46:27] Gandalf the Grey : so he fired sth [2026-03-14 12:46:32] Gandalf the Grey : to be relevant and so they make more memes [2026-03-14 12:46:47] Gandalf the Grey : Maybe Mexico can invade USA next lol [2026-03-14 12:46:47] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/oTnWe_sMznM?si=aiihkh2MJsYndVWG :doge: :catjam: [2026-03-14 12:47:16] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2MqFnPotc [2026-03-14 12:47:22] GodBleesYou : ......