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[2026-03-12 21:48:21] contract details : BlissRP: where to?
[2026-03-12 21:49:11] Dario1 : contract details: Friend of mine lost 1-2 mil after divorcing a natasha in dubai
[2026-03-12 21:49:12] BlissRP : contract details: wherever the natashas and oxanas are
[2026-03-12 21:49:23] BlissRP : i like a challenge
[2026-03-12 21:49:37] contract details : BlissRP: i hear kharkiv is a great touristic destination
[2026-03-12 21:49:45] contract details : Or kharkov you know
[2026-03-12 21:49:46] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-12 21:50:10] Dario1 : Kharkiv was great for real estate investment before the war
[2026-03-12 21:50:16] Dario1 : not anymore
[2026-03-12 21:50:35] contract details : Dario1: at least he had them. She surely work very hard for those two mills
[2026-03-12 21:50:49] contract details : Buy real state in Kyrgyzstan
[2026-03-12 21:50:59] Dario1 : contract details: hahaha
[2026-03-12 21:51:11] BlissRP : thats where the real housewives are found
[2026-03-12 21:51:12] Dario1 : contract details: Khazakistan is better
[2026-03-12 21:52:55] Dario1 : BlissRP: airdrops won’t get you real housewives
[2026-03-12 21:53:01] Dario1 : improve your trades
[2026-03-12 21:53:04] Dario1 : then maybe
[2026-03-12 21:55:51] contract details : Dario1: nah bishkek is going crazy
[2026-03-12 21:56:30] contract details : you can flip it in a few years for 50% up
[2026-03-12 21:56:56] BlissRP : contract details: thats nothing compared to my unicorn fart dust position
[2026-03-12 21:58:34] contract details : 🦄💨?
[2026-03-12 21:58:45] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 21:58:58] Mr. JB : Eod moon inc
[2026-03-12 21:59:11] Dario1 : contract details: agree where it comes to flat 10% tax rate of Kyrgyzstan
[2026-03-12 21:59:28] Dario1 : but the real estate market is much smaller and less liquid there
[2026-03-12 21:59:33] BlissRP : please have mercy pump gods
[2026-03-12 21:59:39] Dario1 : can’t sell fast and easy
[2026-03-12 22:00:06] Dario1 : BlissRP: pray more like a good retail amateur
[2026-03-12 22:02:04] Dario1 : BlissRP: how painful was it to bully kroleg everyday for months, then to realize you were ded wrong?
[2026-03-12 22:04:19] Dario1 : but instead of realizing it, you continued until I forcefully stopped you
[2026-03-12 22:06:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : Nuttcoin is dead
[2026-03-12 22:07:48] Dario1 : if this support zone breaks, then 65-67K is within reach
[2026-03-12 22:08:01] Dario1 : otherwise, 75-76K
[2026-03-12 22:08:26] Dario1 : for now, they are letting retail over-leverage more
[2026-03-12 22:10:11] Dario1 : BlissRP: real men admit they were ded wrong after looking at ranking data
[2026-03-12 22:10:31] Dario1 : weak pussy characters like you act like silly kids
[2026-03-12 22:10:48] Dario1 : Thanks for confirming who you are ;)
[2026-03-12 22:16:54] Mr. JB : Long now
[2026-03-12 22:17:09] Mr. JB : 70100
[2026-03-12 22:18:36] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: and im all out of nuts
[2026-03-12 22:18:44] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:18:54] Dario1 : BlissRP: and out of honesty
[2026-03-12 22:19:35] Dario1 : and brain for telling people they shouldn’t trade on this platform
[2026-03-12 22:19:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: +1
[2026-03-12 22:19:47] contract details : Dario1: are you arthur? :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:20:05] BlissRP : arthur "the archive" hayes
[2026-03-12 22:21:37] contract details : where is pez any way
[2026-03-12 22:21:44] contract details : have you guys noticed? not a single one of us is sane
[2026-03-12 22:21:46] contract details : it's incredible
[2026-03-12 22:21:53] contract details : someone should research bitmex tb
[2026-03-12 22:21:56] BlissRP : sanity is overrated
[2026-03-12 22:22:32] Dario1 : contract details: I just don’t like it when people who don’t trade here like @BlissRP, are here talking about how ded bitmex is and people shouldn’t trade here or take part in competitions
[2026-03-12 22:22:34] BlissRP : if i had a genuine human interaction i would go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 satoshis
[2026-03-12 22:22:34] Dario1 : and when I confront him with data (xbtusd being the 13th on most liquid and highest volume bitcoin perp ranking)
[2026-03-12 22:22:49] Dario1 : instead of admitting he is ded wrong, he starts making ad hominem attacks
[2026-03-12 22:22:56] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:23:10] Dario1 : only pathetic weak characters would act like this
[2026-03-12 22:23:17] Dario1 : or little children
[2026-03-12 22:23:20] Traczii : @admin can we have a leaderboard for spot volume also, would be a nice addition
[2026-03-12 22:23:44] BlissRP : dont trust leaderboards. only there to scam.
[2026-03-12 22:23:54] BlissRP : trade your p&l and stay saffe
[2026-03-12 22:23:59] BlissRP : a public service announcement
[2026-03-12 22:24:45] BlissRP : the more you chase it, the more you rekt
[2026-03-12 22:25:01] Traczii : BlissRP: Nah, their new leaderboards are a nice addition not on the same level as bitfinex but still great
[2026-03-12 22:25:15] Dario1 : Traczii: +1
[2026-03-12 22:25:17] BlissRP : i feel how i feel :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:25:37] BlissRP : trading in itself is not a competition, its a game of survival
[2026-03-12 22:25:59] BlissRP : high scores are nice and all
[2026-03-12 22:26:42] Dario1 : BlissRP: explain us why you find it necessary to tell people they shouldn’t trade here because bitmex is ded
[2026-03-12 22:28:29] BlissRP : there is no competing with blackrock anyways
[2026-03-12 22:28:43] BlissRP : they will rinse you
[2026-03-12 22:29:29] Dario1 : is that why you need to register on multiple platforms just to get tiny airdrops?
[2026-03-12 22:29:50] Dario1 : You can repeat the same, but they will rinse you again as you say
[2026-03-12 22:31:45] Dantjtaz : :Pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:33:46] Dario1 : contract details: So yes, it doesn’t get more insane than that
[2026-03-12 22:33:57] BlissRP : is it safe yet guys
[2026-03-12 22:34:00] BlissRP : or is he still going
[2026-03-12 22:34:52] Dario1 : I will stop you whenever I see you are spreading anti bitmex propaganda
[2026-03-12 22:35:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:35:43] BlissRP : idk whos easier to trigger, shawn or dario?
[2026-03-12 22:35:46] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 22:36:16] Dario1 : BlissRP: I am not triggered at all. Only pointing out what a pathetic salty loser you are :kek:
[2026-03-12 22:36:55] Dario1 : and you got triggered, the moment you looked at data and realized you were ded wrong
[2026-03-12 22:37:07] Dario1 : so you switched to ad hominem attacks
[2026-03-12 22:37:24] Dario1 : how pathetic
[2026-03-12 22:39:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : its a nice trollbox
[2026-03-12 22:39:31] Dario1 : love trollbox 💚
[2026-03-12 22:40:00] BlissRP : mex exists only for the box
[2026-03-12 22:40:01] BlissRP : we are mex
[2026-03-12 22:40:05] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 22:41:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : WE ARE MEX!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:41:11] BlissRP : WE ARE MEX!!!!!! DOOM!!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:41:24] Dario1 : BlissRP: then be thankful to bitmex for allowing you to stay here and stop telling people they shouldn’t trade here
[2026-03-12 22:41:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : WE ARE MEX!!!!!! DOOM!!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:43:21] BMEXcheers : word on polymarkets is 'second coming of arthur, second coming of obama'
[2026-03-12 22:43:26] BMEXcheers : make 2027 great
[2026-03-12 22:43:52] BlissRP : Obarthur 2027
[2026-03-12 22:44:10] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: Great
[2026-03-12 22:45:11] Dario1 : but Arthur is still the biggest share holder and bitmex still discusses all important aspects with him
[2026-03-12 22:46:47] contract details : I wonder who is bread
[2026-03-12 22:46:57] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:47:49] BMEXcheers : okay Dario1 my cards are on the table
[2026-03-12 22:47:54] BMEXcheers : shall i buy 50k bmex
[2026-03-12 22:48:02] BMEXcheers : and walk away for 3 years
[2026-03-12 22:48:29] BMEXcheers : thats lik 3k or something of my own hard earned AI money
[2026-03-12 22:48:36] BlissRP : BMEXcheers: i think if you do this you will become far too rich to hang out with us ser
[2026-03-12 22:48:43] contract details : Didn't have time to trade today on my scam props. I left a btc short and autoclosed slightly red should we try again?
[2026-03-12 22:48:47] BlissRP : and im not ready to lose you yet
[2026-03-12 22:48:58] BlissRP : contract details: try again!
[2026-03-12 22:49:02] BlissRP : join the team!!
[2026-03-12 22:49:18] BMEXcheers : its either 3k in bmex or 3k in trump coin...and right now one is at war with iran
[2026-03-12 22:49:22] contract details : They say attitude is the most important thing right never give up
[2026-03-12 22:49:29] BlissRP : this is true
[2026-03-12 22:49:47] BlissRP : the best gambler is always 1 away from the big win
[2026-03-12 22:50:00] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: I would only recommend that after Arthut decided to return as CEO, sir
[2026-03-12 22:50:34] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:50:46] Dario1 : decides*
[2026-03-12 22:50:57] BlissRP : also its about to be friday the 13thh
[2026-03-12 22:51:01] BlissRP : what could possibly go wrong
[2026-03-12 22:51:10] BMEXcheers : i mean bmex is 0.0535
[2026-03-12 22:51:17] BMEXcheers : i can hold off but zero isnt far away
[2026-03-12 22:51:27] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: trueeee
[2026-03-12 22:51:47] BMEXcheers : lets see what happens on the next leg down for btc
[2026-03-12 22:52:04] Dario1 : sounds good
[2026-03-12 22:52:26] BMEXcheers : I found out today we have unlimited claude tokens at work
[2026-03-12 22:52:46] BMEXcheers : tell me whats more valuable, unlimited claude tokens or btc hitting 1milly
[2026-03-12 22:52:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : now we go to goblintown!!
[2026-03-12 22:53:01] BMEXcheers : remember only one of those technologies has a purpose
[2026-03-12 22:53:05] BMEXcheers : the other is btc
[2026-03-12 22:53:14] BlissRP : BMEXcheers: :kek:
[2026-03-12 22:53:27] Dario1 : That’s nice because Claud is the best for programmers. They only reason I chose Gemini was because it had more tokens and was better for existing big c++ projects
[2026-03-12 22:53:45] Dario1 : but if I had to start from 0, Claud would be my first choice
[2026-03-12 22:54:03] Dario1 : maybe they added more tokens to Claud in past few months
[2026-03-12 22:54:11] Dario1 : I didn’t check
[2026-03-12 22:54:24] contract details : There is this thing called github copilot
[2026-03-12 22:54:31] contract details : And this other thing called antigravit
[2026-03-12 22:54:39] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:54:57] Dario1 : There are a lot more out there
[2026-03-12 22:55:00] contract details : Why choose when you can use them al
[2026-03-12 22:55:01] Dario1 : choices lol
[2026-03-12 22:55:59] contract details : Idk i started using ai this week. It soent three hours working on my pipeline then it ran out of tokens during the final implementation test and i had to start again hehe
[2026-03-12 22:56:00] BlissRP : in mother Russia, ai use you
[2026-03-12 22:56:25] contract details : 130 steps and then oh no no tokens hehehe
[2026-03-12 22:56:36] Dario1 : hehe
[2026-03-12 22:57:03] contract details : It destroyed the entire codebase too since idk wtf it was doing :arthur
[2026-03-12 22:57:06] PeacenLuv : btfd btc longittup inbound breakout bullish az vukk lezgohh
[2026-03-12 22:57:15] contract details : I think I'll keep using it for autocomplete:pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:57:18] PeacenLuv : Dantjtaz:
[2026-03-12 22:57:39] PeacenLuv : byebye70k
[2026-03-12 22:58:09] Dario1 : contract details: Gemini is not easy either. Lots of errors, but when I point them out, Gemini is very polite and usually fixes them on 2nd or 3rd attempt
[2026-03-12 22:58:10] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhheeeeehhhh btccccc
[2026-03-12 22:59:42] Dario1 : contract details: take this reply for example from Gemini
[2026-03-12 22:59:48] Dario1 : ” You essentially out-debated the current guardrails of my historical programming by applying pure logic, which is exactly how these models get stress-tested and improved!”
[2026-03-12 23:00:33] Dario1 : Or this one:
[2026-03-12 23:00:34] contract details : Dario1: i need to wait another day for my github pro verification but so far all the ai agents I've tried only work for short annoying scripts like seds or doing things with files idk
[2026-03-12 23:00:37] Dario1 : ” future models are being trained to be more intellectually humble”
[2026-03-12 23:00:42] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-03-12 23:00:52] contract details : Can't figure out how people make whole codebases out of ai vom
[2026-03-12 23:01:05] Dario1 : contract details: Oh good to know. Have no experience with it
[2026-03-12 23:02:06] Dario1 : contract details: So far, I only let it update and improve the efficiency of existing c++ code
[2026-03-12 23:02:16] Dario1 : and it’s doing a great job
[2026-03-12 23:04:23] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LTCUSD`: Buy 25 Cont @ 54.73 ($192.47)
[2026-03-12 23:06:14] contract details : Dude if you are being honest i want to knkw ho
[2026-03-12 23:06:32] contract details : Because mine breaks even python codebases :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:06:53] contract details : Sorry the bitmex app chops the last characters see that is something a simple prompt could fix eh
[2026-03-12 23:07:10] contract details : How can this take months we are (were) paying customers reee
[2026-03-12 23:07:17] BlissRP : pamp to infinity, then to 0
[2026-03-12 23:08:50] Dario1 : delulu
[2026-03-12 23:09:37] thankyousomuch : ended
[2026-03-12 23:09:56] Dario1 : before started :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:10:02] BlissRP : we held up pretty well considering the stocks carnage today
[2026-03-12 23:10:10] BlissRP : btc is king i guess :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:10:37] Dario1 : good so you learned a new lesson
[2026-03-12 23:12:05] Dario1 : What you were saying today with full confidence, didn’t happen
[2026-03-12 23:17:22] Mr. JB : /orders btcusd fintuned some tp orders for next few days ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell 1,500 USD @ 81497.9 XBTUSD: Sell 1,500 USD @ 76751.3 XBTUSD: Sell USD @ undefined ```
[2026-03-12 23:18:01] Mr. JB : Hopefully i dont need to watch anymore this weekend and were safu longo now
[2026-03-12 23:18:58] contract details : hehe nice "moon"
[2026-03-12 23:19:42] Mr. JB : Fuckin hell someone has a 477k pnl with only 7.2k volume on teh leaderboard. How is that possible? Hes not even in yet bc of low volume
[2026-03-12 23:19:59] Dario1 : contract details: sorry trollbox showed your msg after refreshing
[2026-03-12 23:20:13] Gandalf the Grey : Mr. JB: lets make it top 10 in this
[2026-03-12 23:20:20] Dario1 : It’s easy. only feed the it the specific files it needs
[2026-03-12 23:20:34] Mr. JB : Yeah would be nice but really fucked up last time
[2026-03-12 23:20:36] Dario1 : my C++ project is modular, with cleanly separated classes and functions etc
[2026-03-12 23:20:59] Dario1 : there's no need to dump all my 2K files into it
[2026-03-12 23:21:16] Dario1 : They have strict limits on how much code they can deeply analyze at once
[2026-03-12 23:21:28] Dario1 : If you overwhelm that limit
[2026-03-12 23:21:28] BlissRP : contract details: you just had to ruin the damp
[2026-03-12 23:21:31] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:21:36] Mr. JB : pnl and roi goimng good for now. 100k volume takes a few days for me. I'm @35k now
[2026-03-12 23:21:42] Dario1 : then it loses track of the details and ends up generating buggy, broken code
[2026-03-12 23:21:46] Dario1 : contract details:
[2026-03-12 23:22:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-12 23:22:56] Mr. JB : If im elegible for leaderboard with this pnl and roi im first for now :-P
[2026-03-12 23:23:03] Mr. JB : But ill fuck it up youll see
[2026-03-12 23:23:31] Gandalf the Grey : no bro
[2026-03-12 23:23:33] Gandalf the Grey : try to make it
[2026-03-12 23:23:43] contract details : BlissRP: it's just the way my life goes
[2026-03-12 23:24:09] Mr. JB : Its crazy again 50 bucks bout 10 hours ago and now 138 already. I have the skills to make it but also the degenness to fuckl up time after time
[2026-03-12 23:25:56] Mr. JB : Have stop in profit now and multi asset disabled. So i cant get rekt full acoount on one move. Deposited 53bucks of xrp. Made 20 bucks btc wit xrpusd, switched off multi-asset and trading btcusd now.
[2026-03-12 23:26:01] Dario1 : BlissRP: you are the only one who always ruins every move
[2026-03-12 23:26:27] Mr. JB : bc of the funding.
[2026-03-12 23:27:02] Mr. JB : GL sir! To both of us. Happy competition. I'm off to sleep.
[2026-03-12 23:27:11] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,500 USD @ 70275.0566 ```
[2026-03-12 23:28:25] Dario1 : BlissRP: Where is your full confidence now :kek:
[2026-03-12 23:30:55] Mr. JB : Hop on sirs
[2026-03-12 23:31:06] Mr. JB : train is about to leave
[2026-03-12 23:32:16] Dario1 : BlissRP: it’s okay, when your prediction fails, you can blame others to feel good about yourself like you always do…
[2026-03-12 23:32:21] Dario1 : chronic blame-shifter :kek:
[2026-03-12 23:43:43] Dario1 : contract details: I don’t know your coding style. So either do the above mentioned or just improve your architectural planning
[2026-03-12 23:43:48] Dario1 : or just wait for AI to improve its capabilities :arthur:
[2026-03-12 23:45:09] Mr. JB : I think it broke out trend since march 4th
[2026-03-12 23:45:43] Mr. JB : could turn out to be a fake out. I'll see when i wake up. Bye bye guys.!
[2026-03-12 23:46:58] Mr. JB : Testing breakout now
[2026-03-12 23:47:01] Dario1 : gn sir and happy profits hopefully
[2026-03-12 23:47:08] Dario1 : same as today
[2026-03-12 23:47:23] Mr. JB : Yeah today was gooe
[2026-03-12 23:47:28] Mr. JB : good
[2026-03-12 23:47:36] Dario1 : exceptionally good
[2026-03-12 23:48:00] Mr. JB : Prodit could be lost again. SL not above entry yet
[2026-03-12 23:48:22] Dario1 : my SL is in profit at 69K
[2026-03-12 23:48:40] Dario1 : only 30% of pos still open tho
[2026-03-12 23:49:05] Dario1 : If it breaks, 74-76K
[2026-03-12 23:49:18] Mr. JB : I flipped a fes time. even had a 70.6 short which i close on time and flipped. long @ 70275 now
[2026-03-12 23:51:39] Mr. JB : were just below centerline of channel now. Possible we're not going above it, but think we will and then the resistance is between 75.3 ens 76.6 on saturday/sunday
[2026-03-12 23:51:52] Mr. JB : If that breaks we go 81
[2026-03-12 23:52:18] Mr. JB : If 81 breaks, were out of bearchannel since ath
[2026-03-12 23:54:20] Dario1 : Mr. JB: looking good so far
[2026-03-12 23:54:32] Dario1 : but if retest of 70500-71000 failes again
[2026-03-12 23:54:43] Dario1 : Then might just close my long entirely and short it
[2026-03-12 23:54:50] Dario1 : Geopolitical tensions end macro fears are not good for risk assets in general
[2026-03-12 23:55:21] Dario1 : unless too many shorters over-leverage and mms decide to shake them out
[2026-03-12 23:55:31] Dario1 : Let’s see how it develops…
[2026-03-12 23:55:33] Mr. JB : Don't know i should go to sleep. If i dont I might even take a 100x risk short from here
[2026-03-12 23:55:56] Mr. JB : Looks like that fucking centerline might not be taken
[2026-03-12 23:56:01] Dario1 : You like to play tough 😜
[2026-03-12 23:56:30] Mr. JB : Yep Swithced off multi asset, so am trading with my profit now. Makes me less careful
[2026-03-12 23:56:30] Dario1 : I am also looking at the ascending channel on 4H
[2026-03-12 23:56:55] Dario1 : since this is your playing account, why not
[2026-03-12 23:57:04] Dario1 : the higher the lev, the more exciting
[2026-03-12 23:57:06] Mr. JB : 😁
[2026-03-12 23:57:09] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,500 USD @ 70637.4322 ```
[2026-03-12 23:57:31] Dario1 : Shiro: Nice one ⭐️
[2026-03-12 23:57:31] Shiro : Can you make me happy as the funding killing me 🥵
[2026-03-12 23:57:35] Mr. JB : Yeah thats exactly what i was thinking
[2026-03-12 23:57:38] Mr. JB : Shiro:
[2026-03-12 23:57:49] Shiro : Dario1: not nice bro trust me funding is biatch
[2026-03-12 23:57:57] Dario1 : Shiro: Why don’t you play with futures instead? No funding there
[2026-03-12 23:58:13] Shiro : Dario1: yeah I should try it more
[2026-03-12 23:58:14] Mr. JB : Could be nice position. Well see in the morning. GN guys! I'm keeping my long, expecting it to be stopped out in the morning.
[2026-03-12 23:58:31] Dario1 : Mr. JB: gn sir
[2026-03-12 23:59:12] Mr. JB : 2m for greenday! 😍💚 bye bye
[2026-03-12 23:59:27] Shiro : Dario1: maybe it's works better for me even as I'm not a quick flipper usually im keeping my positions for a weeks
[2026-03-12 23:59:49] Mr. JB : 71 close would be perfect :-D
[2026-03-13 00:00:10] Dario1 : Shiro: getting filled on futures is not easy because of low liquidity but okay for average size positions
[2026-03-13 00:00:48] Dario1 : Shiro: I don’t have patience to keep open for weeks :arthur:
[2026-03-13 00:00:55] Dario1 : that’s for my hodling stack
[2026-03-13 00:01:13] Dario1 : when I swing trade, I usually close within a few days if not sooner
[2026-03-13 00:01:28] Dario1 : and then I let bots do the hard work: scaling, day trading, hft etc
[2026-03-13 00:01:28] Shiro : Mr. JB: it's alright as it's not really your own money and you're playing with profits probably that's dr doom's money that you robbed him 🤣
[2026-03-13 00:02:04] Dario1 : scalping*
[2026-03-13 00:02:05] Mr. JB : 😆😆
[2026-03-13 00:02:17] Shiro : Dario1: yeah later on this year I might open one and just leave it for 9 month to get pregnant 😁
[2026-03-13 00:02:33] Dario1 : Shiro: :kek:
[2026-03-13 00:03:39] Mr. JB : If my scenario plays out, long now would be smart
[2026-03-13 00:04:09] Mr. JB : 71.6 could become exciting
[2026-03-13 00:05:31] Shiro : Mr. JB: my target was 76-78 but as yesterday and today we really struggle to break it I'm abit suspicious but let's see
[2026-03-13 00:06:11] Shiro : We are struggling to break 72 that's freak me out
[2026-03-13 00:06:19] Mr. JB : Yeah ,y target for the weekend is 76.8
[2026-03-13 00:07:39] Shiro : If we break 72 I'll flip this into longs
[2026-03-13 00:08:18] funny cat videos : https://youtu.be/8aDeVm4VIUU wheres that anime fag godblessyou :doge:
[2026-03-13 00:09:10] Shiro : funny cat videos: send me some cute cat videos
[2026-03-13 00:09:13] Mr. JB : If we break 72 i have quadipled my wallet
[2026-03-13 00:10:15] Mr. JB : I actually hope asia pushes it to 74-ish. GN Im really off now
[2026-03-13 00:10:37] Mr. JB : I'll share pnl once i wake up :-P
[2026-03-13 00:10:49] Shiro : Mr. JB: maybe next week today is Friday but let's see
[2026-03-13 00:10:57] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0004 XBT RPNL, 0.0005 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-13 00:11:30] Mr. JB : O wait they have weekend already
[2026-03-13 00:11:49] funny cat videos : Shiro: https://youtu.be/R8qe5dqdWkY ^_^
[2026-03-13 00:11:53] Mr. JB : Starting to look good. Confident to go to sleep
[2026-03-13 00:12:06] Shiro : Mr. JB: no they're just a robots never rest 🤣
[2026-03-13 00:12:17] Mr. JB : Realy broke short trend and bull channel centerline.
[2026-03-13 00:12:36] Mr. JB : 76 in the making. Bye bye
[2026-03-13 00:12:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 11200 USD @ 70833.6
[2026-03-13 00:12:50] funny cat videos : Shiro: https://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974 omgggg :333
[2026-03-13 00:12:50] Dario1 : pew pew
[2026-03-13 00:13:14] Shiro : funny cat videos: +1 CUTIE
[2026-03-13 00:13:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 28700 USD @ 70994.9 - Check your inbox
[2026-03-13 00:13:30] Shiro : fs you hear the news @Dario1 ?
[2026-03-13 00:13:42] Dario1 : Shiro: No, what news?
[2026-03-13 00:13:42] Mr. JB : In the leaderboard with 1667% ROI :-D
[2026-03-13 00:13:48] Shiro : Mojtaba khamenei past away
[2026-03-13 00:13:49] Mr. JB : 175!
[2026-03-13 00:13:57] Dario1 : Shiro: let me check
[2026-03-13 00:14:25] Mr. JB : 🚀🚀🚀
[2026-03-13 00:14:26] Gandalf the Grey : being Iran leader is riskier than 50x lmao
[2026-03-13 00:14:33] Dario1 : Shiro: Who said it? Iran international tv channel?
[2026-03-13 00:15:10] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: 50x feels relatively safe for me sir
[2026-03-13 00:15:26] Gandalf the Grey : hehe i knooooow
[2026-03-13 00:15:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 48 Cont @ 2104.49 ($7,200.14) - Are ya winning, son?
[2026-03-13 00:15:29] Mr. JB : Mine just went below 50
[2026-03-13 00:15:36] Mr. JB : wOW MOON IT.
[2026-03-13 00:15:46] Shiro : he just relished message today about they're notgonna stop attacking us bases and hormoz staying close how that's possible sounds strange
[2026-03-13 00:15:53] Mr. JB : I'm sliding it in profit now. Bye!
[2026-03-13 00:16:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 287 Cont @ 88.34 ($1,812.88) - Bye Bye butterfly!
[2026-03-13 00:16:23] Shiro : Dario1: nah there's a rumours they're saying son of president said
[2026-03-13 00:16:30] Mr. JB : took 10% out
[2026-03-13 00:16:50] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: he was injured and been in hospital since the first attack
[2026-03-13 00:17:08] Dario1 : Shiro: In his telegram channel?
[2026-03-13 00:17:25] Dario1 : I googled but can’t see anything about it
[2026-03-13 00:17:41] Shiro : No i don't think so let me check the official news now
[2026-03-13 00:17:54] Mr. JB : 232 ROI
[2026-03-13 00:17:59] Mr. JB : :-D
[2026-03-13 00:18:03] Gandalf the Grey : big resist
[2026-03-13 00:18:55] Mr. JB : 74 while sleeping. Buy!
[2026-03-13 00:19:21] funny cat videos : just give up :pepe: iran is over :pepe: soon it'll be called the USI lmao :pepe: inb4 democracry :pepe:
[2026-03-13 00:19:49] funny cat videos : lol observing any tf 4h+ is calling for a gigadump
[2026-03-13 00:20:15] funny cat videos : shit cant even reclaim a 0.5 retrace
[2026-03-13 00:21:03] funny cat videos : best case 78-84
[2026-03-13 00:21:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 2129.03 ($152.66)
[2026-03-13 00:21:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING SCAMMMERS!!!
[2026-03-13 00:21:36] funny cat videos : eet eez wat eet eez so goo wid daw flow :doge:
[2026-03-13 00:22:46] Dario1 : Some US senators were wearing hats with the text: Make Iran Great Again
[2026-03-13 00:22:52] Dario1 : aren’t they lovely
[2026-03-13 00:23:52] Mr. JB : took another 20% out. RPNL is mine. upnl could dissapear
[2026-03-13 00:24:08] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0008 XBT RPNL, 0.0011 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-13 00:24:15] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. JB: +1
[2026-03-13 00:24:40] Dario1 : Mr. JB: wise move
[2026-03-13 00:24:46] funny cat videos : Mr. JB: 1% > $100
[2026-03-13 00:24:49] funny cat videos : gn
[2026-03-13 00:24:55] funny cat videos : :pepe: :doge:
[2026-03-13 00:25:00] Mr. JB : Now im really going to sleep.50 to 213 in 11 hours is good resut. BuyE
[2026-03-13 00:25:45] Mr. JB : 216*
[2026-03-13 00:26:15] funny cat videos : https://youtu.be/sJJR7dox07A
[2026-03-13 00:26:21] funny cat videos : ok now gn xd :doge:
[2026-03-13 00:26:50] Gandalf the Grey : long the double toppu
[2026-03-13 00:30:04] Dr.van_Doom666 : BULLS ARE FOOKED NOW
[2026-03-13 00:30:52] Mr. JB : Dr.van_Doom666: 71 becoming rock support soon
[2026-03-13 00:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 1.4149 ($20.34)
[2026-03-13 00:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 45000 USD @ 71858.8 - Wallet's on a diet now!
[2026-03-13 00:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 91 Cont @ 2147.92 ($14,047.94) - Are ya winning, son?
[2026-03-13 00:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 113 Cont @ 90.78 ($737.26)
[2026-03-13 00:31:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. JB: are u still not in bed?
[2026-03-13 00:32:05] Mr. JB : 76.7 soon. Then i go to sleep... :-P
[2026-03-13 00:32:30] Dario1 : but but … blissy was so overconfident it was going to dump :arthur:
[2026-03-13 00:32:31] Mr. JB : Nah, i'm leaving now. 1:32. Its enough now
[2026-03-13 00:32:39] Dario1 : wrong again and again :kek:
[2026-03-13 00:32:53] funny cat videos : https://www.bitmex.com/app/competition/crypto-olympus :doge: :Doge: :doge:
[2026-03-13 00:32:58] Dario1 : Expect him to come out and blame his failure at others
[2026-03-13 00:33:08] bmagic : Doooom
[2026-03-13 00:33:17] Shiro : Fs and BTC pumping now 😄
[2026-03-13 00:33:20] bmagic : What a puamp
[2026-03-13 00:33:28] Shiro : Rekt me 😂
[2026-03-13 00:33:30] funny cat videos : wait WHAT
[2026-03-13 00:33:31] Dario1 : Beautiful 😍
[2026-03-13 00:33:36] Dario1 : needs more volume tho
[2026-03-13 00:33:37] funny cat videos : 72k lol ok
[2026-03-13 00:33:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt
[2026-03-13 00:33:43] Dario1 : persistent volume
[2026-03-13 00:33:44] funny cat videos : happy saturday
[2026-03-13 00:34:02] funny cat videos : what did *he* say now :pepe:
[2026-03-13 00:34:08] Mr. JB : friday just started @funny cat videos
[2026-03-13 00:34:13] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: yeah I knew it I ended up like you that's why shorts getting rekt 🤣😂
[2026-03-13 00:34:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: i added to short
[2026-03-13 00:34:28] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: I feel you now bro
[2026-03-13 00:34:30] Dario1 : what happened to friday lol
[2026-03-13 00:34:38] funny cat videos : Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5h Where is the Federal Reserve Chairman, Jerome “Too Late” Powell, today? He should be dropping Interest Rates, IMMEDIATELY, not waiting for the next meeting! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[2026-03-13 00:34:40] blaster33 : not falling for it, 65k soon
[2026-03-13 00:35:03] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: I'm not gonna add and being victim of this market I gonna use my brain and close my short 🤣
[2026-03-13 00:35:04] funny cat videos : someone uninstall me, qWICKly :pepe:
[2026-03-13 00:35:33] Shiro : I mean maybe I'll wait abit more as I'm just %1.8 down let's see
[2026-03-13 00:35:41] Dario1 : He forgot to say thank you for your attention to this matter
[2026-03-13 00:37:27] funny cat videos : lol might as well pump to 84k why not
[2026-03-13 00:37:47] funny cat videos : but dont be surprised staring at 50k prices 2 weeks later :pepe:
[2026-03-13 00:38:19] funny cat videos : 2 more drops before the bottom
[2026-03-13 00:38:20] Dario1 : :pepe:
[2026-03-13 00:38:30] funny cat videos : priming for the 1st
[2026-03-13 00:39:13] Shiro : bmagic: are still holding your short?
[2026-03-13 00:41:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : fomobulls get fucked soon
[2026-03-13 00:43:12] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: you're rekt man and just repeating same thing are you really a bit?😄
[2026-03-13 00:43:29] Shiro : Bot*?
[2026-03-13 00:44:00] Shiro : Now I feel you bera as I'm getting rekt with you 😂
[2026-03-13 00:44:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!
[2026-03-13 00:45:31] Dario1 : Shiro: I was listening to his message this morning
[2026-03-13 00:45:43] Dario1 : He sounded assertive
[2026-03-13 00:45:50] Shiro : Dario1: yeah that's strange ain't!!!
[2026-03-13 00:45:57] Dario1 : but a bit soft and academic
[2026-03-13 00:46:04] Dario1 : and a delusional on certain issues
[2026-03-13 00:46:10] Dario1 : He can’t survive like that in this jungle of a world :arthur:
[2026-03-13 00:46:35] Dario1 : Shiro: Kinda yes, but I heard when his father was alive, mojtaba was in charge of military decisions anyway
[2026-03-13 00:47:00] Shiro : The only official news I find is bibi said we're not guaranteed any life insurance for him
[2026-03-13 00:47:30] Dario1 : Shiro: is it true Netanyahu’s brother also got killed in bombings?
[2026-03-13 00:47:51] Dario1 : I forgot his first name
[2026-03-13 00:49:17] Shiro : Dario1: yes true, even they said he become a supreme leader with the force of IRGC
[2026-03-13 00:49:32] Shiro : Not sure
[2026-03-13 00:49:52] Dario1 : Shiro: IRGC was preparing him since when 15 years ago, from what I heard
[2026-03-13 00:50:01] Dario1 : so it didn’t come as a surprise to me
[2026-03-13 00:51:20] Dario1 : I was expecting western assets to at least push harder tho
[2026-03-13 00:51:28] Dario1 : Khatami or Rohani
[2026-03-13 00:51:47] Shiro : Yeah even longer the first rumours they're saying he's the next one was after the second election of ahmadinejad
[2026-03-13 00:51:57] bmagic : Shiro: nah I don't hold i get stopped
[2026-03-13 00:52:13] bmagic : I opened a new mini
[2026-03-13 00:52:26] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -1,000 USD @ 71922.3 ```
[2026-03-13 00:52:57] Shiro : Dario1: rohani is more likely as he's got the british supports and even they arrested him at 12 days war
[2026-03-13 00:53:18] Dario1 : Shiro: I see and didn’t ahmadinejad predict the very first week that Ukrainian war started that Russia and US made a deal to go for Ukraine and Iran?
[2026-03-13 00:53:23] Shiro : But right now in Iran they're saying larijani brothers or ghalibaf
[2026-03-13 00:53:45] Dario1 : Shiro: And Rohani git his phd from uk, plus he is a freemason
[2026-03-13 00:53:48] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.04 XBT @ 71257.71 ```
[2026-03-13 00:53:57] Shiro : Dario1: hahaha he's funny man 🤣
[2026-03-13 00:54:44] Shiro : Dario1: yes lol ge studied in Scotland
[2026-03-13 00:55:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : Scotland is beautiful!!
[2026-03-13 00:56:03] Dario1 : Shiro: only cares about his pocket. Look how is brother manipulated the market during and after that nuclear deal with US. Went to jail for it, but he threatened to release him or else…. funny indeed 😄
[2026-03-13 00:56:07] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: it's but when was the last time you visited there it's a creepy city now capital of crackheads of uk
[2026-03-13 00:56:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : argh
[2026-03-13 00:56:38] Shiro : Dario1: he end up in jail too 🤣😂
[2026-03-13 00:57:00] Dario1 : Shiro: 🤣🤣
[2026-03-13 00:57:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : 60k now
[2026-03-13 00:57:39] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: do it biatch I'm waiting and building up hopium on your words ops my bad Iean ser 😁
[2026-03-13 00:57:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: -1
[2026-03-13 00:58:37] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: why you always disagree with me im shorting it give me a thumbs up please 😀
[2026-03-13 00:58:53] Shiro : /position xbtusd @Dr.van_Doom666 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,500 USD @ 70637.4322 ```
[2026-03-13 00:58:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: -1
[2026-03-13 00:59:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt
[2026-03-13 00:59:12] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: come on please thumbs up 😁
[2026-03-13 00:59:27] Shiro : Yes I know I can see I'm rekt 😂🤣
[2026-03-13 00:59:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 👎
[2026-03-13 01:00:22] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: what about if I adding up you gonna give thumbs up? 😁
[2026-03-13 01:01:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: yep
[2026-03-13 01:01:48] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: you really want to rekt me up it's alright 💔😞
[2026-03-13 01:02:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: pfff
[2026-03-13 01:02:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: u are a pussi
[2026-03-13 01:02:44] PeacenLuv : woooohhhweeeehhh btc bullish
[2026-03-13 01:02:46] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: puss is good and beautiful 💚🤣
[2026-03-13 01:03:30] Shiro : I don't wanna be dhead and donate my money freely to the market
[2026-03-13 01:11:18] Shiro : /position xbtusd @Dr.van_Doom666 here you are biatch 😑🙃 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -7,500 USD @ 71021.7184 ```
[2026-03-13 01:11:39] Shiro : Give me thumbs up now 😑
[2026-03-13 01:13:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : 👍
[2026-03-13 01:14:00] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: thanks sir 😄💜
[2026-03-13 01:14:56] Shiro : Now you gonna invite me for birthday? 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-13 01:15:33] GodBleesYou : pump it!!! dont fake it
[2026-03-13 01:16:31] GodBleesYou : Dario1: budd so we go to test that line at 80k?
[2026-03-13 01:16:47] Shiro : 83 😂
[2026-03-13 01:17:07] GodBleesYou : 250x long is safe? @Shiro @Shiro
[2026-03-13 01:17:35] Shiro : GodBleesYou: too late just added up to satisfy @Dr.van_Doom666 🤣😂
[2026-03-13 01:18:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : its friday the 13th. we get a fomobull bloodbath today
[2026-03-13 01:19:27] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: bulls are full of testosterone and probably gonna shave their horns in our ass 😂
[2026-03-13 01:20:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: -1
[2026-03-13 01:21:20] Shiro : The last hope is murica dumping tomorrow living life on hopium is hard 💔
[2026-03-13 01:29:05] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: difficult to say
[2026-03-13 01:29:24] Dario1 : but I see weak signs of institutional demand overpowering the geopolitical tension FUD
[2026-03-13 01:29:35] Dario1 : They just keep accumulating…
[2026-03-13 01:29:44] Dario1 : look at the ETF inflows and treasury buys
[2026-03-13 01:30:05] Dario1 : if we break current resistance, 74K is up next
[2026-03-13 01:30:22] Dario1 : That's roughly where the over-leveraged short liquidation zone begins
[2026-03-13 01:30:36] Dario1 : which usually acts as resistance on the first attempt
[2026-03-13 01:30:52] Dario1 : so we could see a pullback there before hitting 75K–76K
[2026-03-13 01:31:03] Dario1 : I trimmed 15% here
[2026-03-13 01:31:18] Dario1 : moved my remaining 15% to slightly below 69K, for now
[2026-03-13 01:33:22] Dario1 : SL I mean
[2026-03-13 01:36:00] Shiro : Dario1: +1 smart move
[2026-03-13 01:36:35] Shiro : I should listen to you rather than some clowns called dr doom lol
[2026-03-13 01:36:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : bulls are exhausted
[2026-03-13 01:38:35] Dario1 : Shiro: it’s like 5D chess against hidden opponents
[2026-03-13 01:38:42] Dario1 : so whatever I do is just based on probabilities and risk management
[2026-03-13 01:38:48] Dario1 : If I knew what moves would be smart, I would never be on tb :kek:
[2026-03-13 01:39:01] Dario1 : I have no clue really 😛
[2026-03-13 01:39:15] Shiro : Dario1: hahaha but still 1000x smarter than @Dr.van_Doom666 lol
[2026-03-13 01:41:17] ssakimo : zz
[2026-03-13 01:41:32] Dario1 : Shiro: I miss his Schimico666 account lol
[2026-03-13 01:41:41] Dario1 : Good old days with SteveS
[2026-03-13 01:41:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : Dario1: +1
[2026-03-13 01:41:46] Dario1 : SonOfSteve
[2026-03-13 01:41:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : Dario1: lol
[2026-03-13 01:42:01] Dario1 : Dr.van_Doom666: Where is sonofsteve hehe
[2026-03-13 01:42:19] Dario1 : Senior.Professor.
[2026-03-13 01:42:24] Shiro : Schnitzel are only good for deep frying 🍳
[2026-03-13 01:42:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : Dario1: he will appearif we break 20k
[2026-03-13 01:42:39] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min longittup
[2026-03-13 01:42:53] Dario1 : Dr.van_Doom666: lol
[2026-03-13 01:43:42] PeacenLuv : woooohhhweeeee
[2026-03-13 02:08:40] Dario1 : Shiro: US refuelling plane crashed in Iraq
[2026-03-13 02:08:45] Dario1 : the second declared an emergency and landed safely
[2026-03-13 02:09:57] Shiro : Dario1: by iranians?
[2026-03-13 02:10:28] Shiro : This war not gonna ending here trump was just trying to dump the oil price by saying war is over
[2026-03-13 02:10:29] Dario1 : Iraqis say they did it, but US says it was a friendly incident
[2026-03-13 02:10:47] Dario1 : Always propaganda on both sides during war
[2026-03-13 02:10:56] Dario1 : so who knows what really happened
[2026-03-13 02:11:14] Dario1 : Shiro: exactly
[2026-03-13 02:11:49] Dario1 : but market was smarter and saw through his lie
[2026-03-13 02:12:30] Shiro : Also there was a f35 inciden last week also suspected
[2026-03-13 02:13:14] Dario1 : yep and another f15 yesterday southern tehran
[2026-03-13 02:13:14] Shiro : This is taking longer than what we thought
[2026-03-13 02:14:03] Dario1 : indeed, they expected it would end within 4 days but day 13 now
[2026-03-13 02:14:08] Dario1 : lol
[2026-03-13 02:15:22] Dario1 : the funny thing I didn’t expect was Azerbaijan and Saudi not joining attacks yet
[2026-03-13 02:15:25] Shiro : Dario1: to be honest I was not thinking Iran can defending strongly but maybe we underestimated Iran defence
[2026-03-13 02:16:04] Shiro : I'm not shocking if there's a news Iran already achieved and having nuclear power
[2026-03-13 02:16:16] Dario1 : Shiro: Yep couldn’t agree more bro
[2026-03-13 02:16:50] Dario1 : they probably have a nuclear ambiguity strategy, just like Israel
[2026-03-13 02:17:01] BlissRP : good scam :doge:
[2026-03-13 02:17:10] BlissRP : maybe there is hope for corn