This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2026-03-12 21:08:11] Shiro : Ops i ment to send it for @MadoffNakamoto
[2026-03-12 21:08:25] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: ?
[2026-03-12 21:08:37] Dario1 : Shiro: You were not here the past 4-5 years. Were you?
[2026-03-12 21:08:39] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: +1 music
[2026-03-12 21:08:44] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: oh :)
[2026-03-12 21:09:08] Dario1 : Shiro: I didn’t see you the past 4-5 years
[2026-03-12 21:09:26] Dario1 : so trust me when I say he is a pathetic dishonest pathological liar ;)
[2026-03-12 21:09:30] Shiro : Dario1: yeah on and off probably more when I'm broke 🤣😂
[2026-03-12 21:09:44] Dario1 : if he was not, he would have checked data and realized he was ded wrong with his anti bitmex propaganda
[2026-03-12 21:09:47] Shiro : Not tb I used it sonce dec last year
[2026-03-12 21:09:51] Shiro : /since ``` :bitmex: Shiro has been on BitMEX since May 4, 2018. ```
[2026-03-12 21:09:51] Dario1 : Shiro: haha
[2026-03-12 21:09:57] BlissRP : /since ``` :bitmex: BlissRP has been on BitMEX since Dec 23, 2018. ```
[2026-03-12 21:10:03] Dario1 : Shiro: I know you were here since 2018
[2026-03-12 21:10:22] BlissRP : Shiro: may the 4th be with you ser
[2026-03-12 21:11:34] Dario1 : BlissRP: Explain why you say bitmex is a ded exchange based on data and facts and why you tell people to not trade here or take part in competitions almost every day
[2026-03-12 21:11:49] Dario1 : Stop hating bitmex
[2026-03-12 21:12:07] Dario1 : because it rekt you hard and now you want them to lose customers
[2026-03-12 21:12:08] Luke Short : i hate bitmex lol
[2026-03-12 21:12:21] Dario1 : Luke Short: but you don’t spread lies or propaganda
[2026-03-12 21:12:26] Dario1 : that’s the difference
[2026-03-12 21:12:26] Shiro : This is my sec account after I bust my forst account without knowing what's trading back in 2017 and shorted at 7k before ot pops to 18 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-12 21:12:36] Dario1 : you don’t tell people to stop trading here every day
[2026-03-12 21:13:02] Shiro : Nahhh I love mex and Arthur both
[2026-03-12 21:13:12] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: my main account is perma chat banned by Hans so I use this one to chat 😂😂😂
[2026-03-12 21:13:27] Dario1 : Shiro: I was talking to Luke bro
[2026-03-12 21:13:40] Luke Short : Arthur is stealing your money to buy a new ferrari. he tells his mods to run your SLs when you are asleep. everyone here is actually broke. and Arthur is actually a woman. spread the words brothers
[2026-03-12 21:14:12] BlissRP : Luke Short: a woman like lynn alden or a woman like laura?
[2026-03-12 21:14:17] BlissRP : asking for science
[2026-03-12 21:14:17] Dario1 : Luke Short: that’s funny troll
[2026-03-12 21:14:20] Dario1 : I like that
[2026-03-12 21:14:42] Dario1 : now if you do the things that rekt hatefull bliss does every day, then it becomes a different story
[2026-03-12 21:15:30] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: what have you done to deserve that!
[2026-03-12 21:15:30] Dario1 : BlissRP: No refunds so stop hating
[2026-03-12 21:15:46] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: I checked the archive and honestly I can't tell lol
[2026-03-12 21:15:56] Luke Short : Dario1: nah, and bmex get's shittalked every day by everyone. it's not that serious
[2026-03-12 21:16:04] MadoffNakamoto : I think he couldn't take me disagreeing with him on something
[2026-03-12 21:16:09] MadoffNakamoto : but can't remember
[2026-03-12 21:16:13] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: We had someone here a couple of months ago when you were away, saying you were Comae
[2026-03-12 21:16:29] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: I wasn't away
[2026-03-12 21:16:29] Dario1 : He didn’t know you are actually a woman
[2026-03-12 21:16:41] BlissRP : if you dont have a keyboard warrior phd, you cant type here, sorry
[2026-03-12 21:16:41] MadoffNakamoto : sometimes I just dont talk
[2026-03-12 21:16:43] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 21:16:47] MadoffNakamoto : I have my moments
[2026-03-12 21:16:51] Shiro : Dario1: @MadoffNakamoto is she!? Lol
[2026-03-12 21:16:59] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: I didn’t see you on tb for months, but he was sure you were Comae :kek:
[2026-03-12 21:17:24] Luke Short : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 21:17:44] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: I know
[2026-03-12 21:17:48] Luke Short : i miss Werner's wernerings. when bullrun?
[2026-03-12 21:17:52] MadoffNakamoto : : )
[2026-03-12 21:18:08] BlissRP : @Werner wen null run?
[2026-03-12 21:18:20] contract details : Tbh i thought all names left on tb were llm models
[2026-03-12 21:18:22] Luke Short : @Werner when LTC 1000$?
[2026-03-12 21:18:48] BlissRP : contract details: wait you arent ai? i thought you were one of us wtf
[2026-03-12 21:18:53] BlissRP : i dont talk to humans
[2026-03-12 21:18:54] BlissRP : ew
[2026-03-12 21:19:09] contract details : I never said that you must be the human
[2026-03-12 21:19:16] contract details : Hiding in a sverige capital
[2026-03-12 21:19:17] BlissRP : what?! thats preposterous!
[2026-03-12 21:19:49] Dario1 : BlissRP: Remember your lies about being profitable every day on every trade until I busted your lies?
[2026-03-12 21:19:54] Dario1 : then you stopped…
[2026-03-12 21:20:23] BlissRP : legend has it, if you ignore dario, he grows a pikachu tail and thundershocks you from the archives
[2026-03-12 21:20:28] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 21:20:53] Dario1 : BlissRP: Look at data to realize bitmex is not a ded exchange you pathetic loser
[2026-03-12 21:20:56] contract details : Haha making money haha
[2026-03-12 21:20:58] BlissRP : its true to size also
[2026-03-12 21:21:09] Dario1 : you can’t make bitmex lose customers
[2026-03-12 21:21:20] Luke Short : Dario1: you should read my lies in the archives lmao
[2026-03-12 21:21:26] contract details : They can't lose what they've already lost ngl
[2026-03-12 21:21:50] BlissRP : one time i made a billion dollars shorting darios mum in the red sea
[2026-03-12 21:21:54] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 21:22:14] BlissRP : and then i parted it and turned it into wine
[2026-03-12 21:22:29] BlissRP : and we all got drunk and lived happily ever after
[2026-03-12 21:22:31] Dario1 : Luke Short: haha I haven’t seen you around every day during the last year, but from what I have seen you are not dishonest. There is a difference between trolling and dishonesty
[2026-03-12 21:22:46] BlissRP : true story, check the archivess
[2026-03-12 21:22:52] contract details : Can you find my lies?
[2026-03-12 21:22:56] Luke Short : Dario1: oh right i changed my names 2-3 times. nvm
[2026-03-12 21:23:12] Dario1 : BlissRP: now instead of looking at data to realize you were wrong about bitmex, you are making personal ad hominem attacks
[2026-03-12 21:23:28] Dario1 : I won’t lower my level to yours talking about your mom
[2026-03-12 21:23:41] Dario1 : I prefer a respectful convo based on data and logic
[2026-03-12 21:24:06] Dario1 : contract details: You have been the most honest
[2026-03-12 21:24:15] BlissRP : should i shave all my body hair and make dario a wig for all the hair hes losing malding in the chat today?
[2026-03-12 21:24:16] Dario1 : Luke Short: Yeah I know
[2026-03-12 21:24:22] BlissRP : i think so
[2026-03-12 21:24:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : tomorrow we will see a nice crypto bloodbath...
[2026-03-12 21:24:53] Dario1 : BlissRP: Just shows how pathetic you are
[2026-03-12 21:24:57] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: just like yesterday and the day before and the day before that
[2026-03-12 21:25:05] Dario1 : avoids polite convos based on data and facts
[2026-03-12 21:25:15] Dario1 : but loves to make personal ad hominem attacks
[2026-03-12 21:25:40] Dario1 : songs of a weak character who can’t admit his anti bitmex propaganda was just bs
[2026-03-12 21:25:48] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: somebody used the word "consolidation" earlier :arthur:
[2026-03-12 21:26:02] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: thats highly illegal
[2026-03-12 21:26:05] Dario1 : Dr.van_Doom666: eventually one day we will ser
[2026-03-12 21:26:12] BlissRP : punishable by a 10 week dive into the archivees
[2026-03-12 21:26:28] Dario1 : BlissRP: being a pathological liar and a sad rekt loser like tou is illegal
[2026-03-12 21:26:32] Dario1 : you*
[2026-03-12 21:26:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: rekt
[2026-03-12 21:27:09] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: i cant get rekt if i dont buy ser, its the law
[2026-03-12 21:27:13] BlissRP : check the archive
[2026-03-12 21:27:16] BlissRP : it says soo
[2026-03-12 21:27:20] Dario1 : Dr.van_Doom666: He is already rekt, hence his hateful attitude
[2026-03-12 21:27:29] BlissRP : right here 42 years 7 days 4 hours and 32 seconds ago
[2026-03-12 21:28:06] MadoffNakamoto : I mean tbf its very heard to get rekt in such a tight range lol. Specially if you have proper entry. Easy SL
[2026-03-12 21:28:17] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: this is true
[2026-03-12 21:28:36] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: yes agree
[2026-03-12 21:28:45] Mr. JB : /orders xbtusd ready for pumpy Friday and dump in eow ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell 1,500 USD @ 78998.9 XBTUSD: Sell 1,500 USD @ 73848.8 XBTUSD: Sell USD @ undefined ```
[2026-03-12 21:28:58] Dario1 : BlissRP: Tell us about your million dollar profits every day,
[2026-03-12 21:29:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : Dario1: +1
[2026-03-12 21:29:02] BlissRP : Mr. JB: what a beautiful chocolate man!
[2026-03-12 21:29:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: -1
[2026-03-12 21:29:18] Dario1 : Dr.van_Doom666: +1 back ser mahalo
[2026-03-12 21:29:20] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: 0
[2026-03-12 21:29:21] contract details : Dario1: more honest or more consistent? :arthur:
[2026-03-12 21:29:39] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0004 XBT RPNL, -0.0000 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-12 21:29:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : Dario1: Mahalo back Sire!5
[2026-03-12 21:29:43] Dario1 : contract details: hahaha yes :arthur:
[2026-03-12 21:29:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: -2
[2026-03-12 21:29:55] Mr. JB : Can't get rekt by typing
[2026-03-12 21:29:59] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: the math doesnt check out
[2026-03-12 21:29:59] Dario1 : BlissRP: -100
[2026-03-12 21:30:02] Mr. JB : Tp ing
[2026-03-12 21:30:07] Dario1 : BlissRP: try honesty for once
[2026-03-12 21:30:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: just bulls can get rekt
[2026-03-12 21:30:42] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: there are bulls here?
[2026-03-12 21:30:46] BlissRP : where?
[2026-03-12 21:32:48] Luke Short : Dario1: https://www.100x.group/ why is the link not working ser
[2026-03-12 21:33:06] BlissRP : Luke Short: try adding more archives to it
[2026-03-12 21:33:10] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 21:33:16] Dario1 : Luke Short: No idea, but trollbox has certain filters for links
[2026-03-12 21:33:19] Dario1 : maybe that’s why
[2026-03-12 21:33:51] Gandalf the Grey : Are we buying dips or shorting rips?
[2026-03-12 21:34:02] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: we only buy archives here
[2026-03-12 21:34:04] Dario1 : BlissRP: try looking at facts and data before spreading anti bitmex propaganda
[2026-03-12 21:34:10] BlissRP : long the archives
[2026-03-12 21:34:15] contract details : I once dreamed of a 100x long at 60k
[2026-03-12 21:34:32] BlissRP : contract details: it dreamed of you too ser :pepe:
[2026-03-12 21:34:34] Dario1 : BlissRP: Stop telling people they shouldn’t trade here or take part in competitions
[2026-03-12 21:34:33] Luke Short : Dario1: https://x.com/100xGroup you can try the links on the x profile
[2026-03-12 21:34:37] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: it depends on if you had your chicken shawarma today or nah? 😁
[2026-03-12 21:34:51] Gandalf the Grey : i landed in Dubai
[2026-03-12 21:35:09] Gandalf the Grey : Google maps are losing signal frequently
[2026-03-12 21:35:11] Gandalf the Grey : you drive blind
[2026-03-12 21:35:18] Gandalf the Grey : other than than no booms
[2026-03-12 21:35:25] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: come see me 🤣
[2026-03-12 21:35:32] Dario1 : Luke Short: First time I see that page mate
[2026-03-12 21:35:33] Gandalf the Grey : I reached hotel and fell asleep
[2026-03-12 21:35:35] Gandalf the Grey : so no shawarmi
[2026-03-12 21:35:37] BlissRP : show him your 3rd leg
[2026-03-12 21:35:43] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: gps are down cause of drone attacks
[2026-03-12 21:35:52] Gandalf the Grey : you also in dxb
[2026-03-12 21:35:54] Gandalf the Grey : ?
[2026-03-12 21:36:18] Dario1 : BlissRP: tell us how you register on multiple platforms hoping to get airdrops
[2026-03-12 21:36:27] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: Jumeirah
[2026-03-12 21:36:33] Dario1 : signs of a bad trader lmao
[2026-03-12 21:36:40] Gandalf the Grey : nicuuuu
[2026-03-12 21:36:58] Dario1 : Shiro: I was checking yesterday, a villa that costed 1 million, costs 700k now in dubai
[2026-03-12 21:37:18] Shiro : Dario1: where about?
[2026-03-12 21:38:02] Shiro : Dario1: the property market is down now not really attractive but it can be good and profitable for rents in good location
[2026-03-12 21:38:13] Dario1 : Shiro: emirate hills if I remember correctly
[2026-03-12 21:38:53] Dario1 : Shiro: yes but from what I heard, many big investors are moving away from dubai permanently
[2026-03-12 21:39:08] Dario1 : Mainly to Thailand and Singapore
[2026-03-12 21:39:25] Dario1 : the full effects of this war has yet to show itself
[2026-03-12 21:39:43] BlissRP : Shiro: what kind of square footage should i be looking for if i want to fit a 4'11" 120 pound man in a small closet?
[2026-03-12 21:40:20] Dario1 : BlissRP: First become an honest man and stop acting like a child
[2026-03-12 21:40:23] BlissRP : we'll call it, "the archives"
[2026-03-12 21:40:29] Dario1 : facking pathological liar
[2026-03-12 21:40:48] Dario1 : BlissRP: we call it I busted your lies
[2026-03-12 21:40:53] Dario1 : with facts and data
[2026-03-12 21:40:59] Dario1 : but since you can’t handle it
[2026-03-12 21:41:09] Dario1 : you switched to ad hominem attacks
[2026-03-12 21:41:09] BlissRP : it also needs to get no sun at all, hes already very red
[2026-03-12 21:41:12] Dario1 : how pathetic
[2026-03-12 21:41:31] BlissRP : maybe a small opening to let the steam escape from his ears
[2026-03-12 21:41:54] Dario1 : BlissRP: you are red because you don’t trade here, but you always tell people bitmex is addd platform and people shouldn’t trade here or take part in competitions
[2026-03-12 21:42:07] Dario1 : why are you so hateful towards bitmex?
[2026-03-12 21:42:35] Dario1 : don’t act like retards and I won’t point out your bs with facts
[2026-03-12 21:42:39] Dario1 : EZ PZ
[2026-03-12 21:42:55] Dario1 : ded* platform
[2026-03-12 21:43:05] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: why live in Dubai
[2026-03-12 21:43:18] Dario1 : contract details: He is there just for the girls
[2026-03-12 21:43:21] Dario1 : vacation
[2026-03-12 21:43:36] Dario1 : Living in Dubai doesn’t make sense anymore
[2026-03-12 21:43:47] contract details : Arab girls are so ugly and western girls in Dubai are probably disgusting gold diggers rig
[2026-03-12 21:44:01] MadoffNakamoto : 😱
[2026-03-12 21:44:05] Dario1 : Mostly Russian and Ukrainians
[2026-03-12 21:44:13] contract details : Exacl
[2026-03-12 21:44:33] Dario1 : And they treat them like trash
[2026-03-12 21:44:34] contract details : Beware of the Natashas and oxana
[2026-03-12 21:44:44] Dario1 : hahaha
[2026-03-12 21:44:52] Dario1 : depends on the neighborhood tho
[2026-03-12 21:45:02] Dario1 : in Deira for example you can find very cheap ones
[2026-03-12 21:45:47] Dario1 : but in marina and those artificial islands most people can’t afford them lol
[2026-03-12 21:45:59] Dario1 : some lf them ask 10-20k per night
[2026-03-12 21:46:00] BlissRP : contract details: :kek:
[2026-03-12 21:46:03] BlissRP : is this from experience?
[2026-03-12 21:46:26] Dario1 : BlissRP: not everyone is a sad loser like you
[2026-03-12 21:46:31] contract details : Yes
[2026-03-12 21:46:41] Dario1 : get a girl to get rid of your hateful attitude @BlissRP;)
[2026-03-12 21:47:00] contract details : But actually my wife is very fair and responsible with money
[2026-03-12 21:47:14] contract details : Still beware of the natashas :pepe:
[2026-03-12 21:47:20] BlissRP : contract details: i would like to join yoou on your next trip
[2026-03-12 21:47:27] BlissRP : for science and research purposes
[2026-03-12 21:47:42] Dario1 : BlissRP: You are going to need new airdrops to pay for the ticket tho
[2026-03-12 21:48:01] contract details : Even if you nastasha is fine her friends will ruin her
[2026-03-12 21:48:01] Dario1 : tell us again how to register on multiple platforms just to get airdrops
[2026-03-12 21:48:21] contract details : BlissRP: where to?
[2026-03-12 21:49:11] Dario1 : contract details: Friend of mine lost 1-2 mil after divorcing a natasha in dubai
[2026-03-12 21:49:12] BlissRP : contract details: wherever the natashas and oxanas are
[2026-03-12 21:49:23] BlissRP : i like a challenge
[2026-03-12 21:49:37] contract details : BlissRP: i hear kharkiv is a great touristic destination
[2026-03-12 21:49:45] contract details : Or kharkov you know
[2026-03-12 21:49:46] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-12 21:50:10] Dario1 : Kharkiv was great for real estate investment before the war
[2026-03-12 21:50:16] Dario1 : not anymore
[2026-03-12 21:50:35] contract details : Dario1: at least he had them. She surely work very hard for those two mills
[2026-03-12 21:50:49] contract details : Buy real state in Kyrgyzstan
[2026-03-12 21:50:59] Dario1 : contract details: hahaha
[2026-03-12 21:51:11] BlissRP : thats where the real housewives are found
[2026-03-12 21:51:12] Dario1 : contract details: Khazakistan is better
[2026-03-12 21:52:55] Dario1 : BlissRP: airdrops won’t get you real housewives
[2026-03-12 21:53:01] Dario1 : improve your trades
[2026-03-12 21:53:04] Dario1 : then maybe
[2026-03-12 21:55:51] contract details : Dario1: nah bishkek is going crazy
[2026-03-12 21:56:30] contract details : you can flip it in a few years for 50% up
[2026-03-12 21:56:56] BlissRP : contract details: thats nothing compared to my unicorn fart dust position
[2026-03-12 21:58:34] contract details : 🦄💨?
[2026-03-12 21:58:45] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 21:58:58] Mr. JB : Eod moon inc
[2026-03-12 21:59:11] Dario1 : contract details: agree where it comes to flat 10% tax rate of Kyrgyzstan
[2026-03-12 21:59:28] Dario1 : but the real estate market is much smaller and less liquid there
[2026-03-12 21:59:33] BlissRP : please have mercy pump gods
[2026-03-12 21:59:39] Dario1 : can’t sell fast and easy
[2026-03-12 22:00:06] Dario1 : BlissRP: pray more like a good retail amateur
[2026-03-12 22:02:04] Dario1 : BlissRP: how painful was it to bully kroleg everyday for months, then to realize you were ded wrong?
[2026-03-12 22:04:19] Dario1 : but instead of realizing it, you continued until I forcefully stopped you
[2026-03-12 22:06:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : Nuttcoin is dead
[2026-03-12 22:07:48] Dario1 : if this support zone breaks, then 65-67K is within reach
[2026-03-12 22:08:01] Dario1 : otherwise, 75-76K
[2026-03-12 22:08:26] Dario1 : for now, they are letting retail over-leverage more
[2026-03-12 22:10:11] Dario1 : BlissRP: real men admit they were ded wrong after looking at ranking data
[2026-03-12 22:10:31] Dario1 : weak pussy characters like you act like silly kids
[2026-03-12 22:10:48] Dario1 : Thanks for confirming who you are ;)
[2026-03-12 22:16:54] Mr. JB : Long now
[2026-03-12 22:17:09] Mr. JB : 70100
[2026-03-12 22:18:36] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: and im all out of nuts
[2026-03-12 22:18:44] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:18:54] Dario1 : BlissRP: and out of honesty
[2026-03-12 22:19:35] Dario1 : and brain for telling people they shouldn’t trade on this platform
[2026-03-12 22:19:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: +1
[2026-03-12 22:19:47] contract details : Dario1: are you arthur? :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:20:05] BlissRP : arthur "the archive" hayes
[2026-03-12 22:21:37] contract details : where is pez any way
[2026-03-12 22:21:44] contract details : have you guys noticed? not a single one of us is sane
[2026-03-12 22:21:46] contract details : it's incredible
[2026-03-12 22:21:53] contract details : someone should research bitmex tb
[2026-03-12 22:21:56] BlissRP : sanity is overrated
[2026-03-12 22:22:32] Dario1 : contract details: I just don’t like it when people who don’t trade here like @BlissRP, are here talking about how ded bitmex is and people shouldn’t trade here or take part in competitions
[2026-03-12 22:22:34] BlissRP : if i had a genuine human interaction i would go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 satoshis
[2026-03-12 22:22:34] Dario1 : and when I confront him with data (xbtusd being the 13th on most liquid and highest volume bitcoin perp ranking)
[2026-03-12 22:22:49] Dario1 : instead of admitting he is ded wrong, he starts making ad hominem attacks
[2026-03-12 22:22:56] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:23:10] Dario1 : only pathetic weak characters would act like this
[2026-03-12 22:23:17] Dario1 : or little children
[2026-03-12 22:23:20] Traczii : @admin can we have a leaderboard for spot volume also, would be a nice addition
[2026-03-12 22:23:44] BlissRP : dont trust leaderboards. only there to scam.
[2026-03-12 22:23:54] BlissRP : trade your p&l and stay saffe
[2026-03-12 22:23:59] BlissRP : a public service announcement
[2026-03-12 22:24:45] BlissRP : the more you chase it, the more you rekt
[2026-03-12 22:25:01] Traczii : BlissRP: Nah, their new leaderboards are a nice addition not on the same level as bitfinex but still great
[2026-03-12 22:25:15] Dario1 : Traczii: +1
[2026-03-12 22:25:17] BlissRP : i feel how i feel :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:25:37] BlissRP : trading in itself is not a competition, its a game of survival
[2026-03-12 22:25:59] BlissRP : high scores are nice and all
[2026-03-12 22:26:42] Dario1 : BlissRP: explain us why you find it necessary to tell people they shouldn’t trade here because bitmex is ded
[2026-03-12 22:28:29] BlissRP : there is no competing with blackrock anyways
[2026-03-12 22:28:43] BlissRP : they will rinse you
[2026-03-12 22:29:29] Dario1 : is that why you need to register on multiple platforms just to get tiny airdrops?
[2026-03-12 22:29:50] Dario1 : You can repeat the same, but they will rinse you again as you say
[2026-03-12 22:31:45] Dantjtaz : :Pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:33:46] Dario1 : contract details: So yes, it doesn’t get more insane than that
[2026-03-12 22:33:57] BlissRP : is it safe yet guys
[2026-03-12 22:34:00] BlissRP : or is he still going
[2026-03-12 22:34:52] Dario1 : I will stop you whenever I see you are spreading anti bitmex propaganda
[2026-03-12 22:35:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:35:43] BlissRP : idk whos easier to trigger, shawn or dario?
[2026-03-12 22:35:46] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 22:36:16] Dario1 : BlissRP: I am not triggered at all. Only pointing out what a pathetic salty loser you are :kek:
[2026-03-12 22:36:55] Dario1 : and you got triggered, the moment you looked at data and realized you were ded wrong
[2026-03-12 22:37:07] Dario1 : so you switched to ad hominem attacks
[2026-03-12 22:37:24] Dario1 : how pathetic
[2026-03-12 22:39:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : its a nice trollbox
[2026-03-12 22:39:31] Dario1 : love trollbox 💚
[2026-03-12 22:40:00] BlissRP : mex exists only for the box
[2026-03-12 22:40:01] BlissRP : we are mex
[2026-03-12 22:40:05] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 22:41:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : WE ARE MEX!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:41:11] BlissRP : WE ARE MEX!!!!!! DOOM!!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:41:24] Dario1 : BlissRP: then be thankful to bitmex for allowing you to stay here and stop telling people they shouldn’t trade here
[2026-03-12 22:41:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : WE ARE MEX!!!!!! DOOM!!!!!
[2026-03-12 22:43:21] BMEXcheers : word on polymarkets is 'second coming of arthur, second coming of obama'
[2026-03-12 22:43:26] BMEXcheers : make 2027 great
[2026-03-12 22:43:52] BlissRP : Obarthur 2027
[2026-03-12 22:44:10] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: Great
[2026-03-12 22:45:11] Dario1 : but Arthur is still the biggest share holder and bitmex still discusses all important aspects with him
[2026-03-12 22:46:47] contract details : I wonder who is bread
[2026-03-12 22:46:57] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:47:49] BMEXcheers : okay Dario1 my cards are on the table
[2026-03-12 22:47:54] BMEXcheers : shall i buy 50k bmex
[2026-03-12 22:48:02] BMEXcheers : and walk away for 3 years
[2026-03-12 22:48:29] BMEXcheers : thats lik 3k or something of my own hard earned AI money
[2026-03-12 22:48:36] BlissRP : BMEXcheers: i think if you do this you will become far too rich to hang out with us ser
[2026-03-12 22:48:43] contract details : Didn't have time to trade today on my scam props. I left a btc short and autoclosed slightly red should we try again?
[2026-03-12 22:48:47] BlissRP : and im not ready to lose you yet
[2026-03-12 22:48:58] BlissRP : contract details: try again!
[2026-03-12 22:49:02] BlissRP : join the team!!
[2026-03-12 22:49:18] BMEXcheers : its either 3k in bmex or 3k in trump coin...and right now one is at war with iran
[2026-03-12 22:49:22] contract details : They say attitude is the most important thing right never give up
[2026-03-12 22:49:29] BlissRP : this is true
[2026-03-12 22:49:47] BlissRP : the best gambler is always 1 away from the big win
[2026-03-12 22:50:00] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: I would only recommend that after Arthut decided to return as CEO, sir
[2026-03-12 22:50:34] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:50:46] Dario1 : decides*
[2026-03-12 22:50:57] BlissRP : also its about to be friday the 13thh
[2026-03-12 22:51:01] BlissRP : what could possibly go wrong
[2026-03-12 22:51:10] BMEXcheers : i mean bmex is 0.0535
[2026-03-12 22:51:17] BMEXcheers : i can hold off but zero isnt far away
[2026-03-12 22:51:27] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: trueeee
[2026-03-12 22:51:47] BMEXcheers : lets see what happens on the next leg down for btc
[2026-03-12 22:52:04] Dario1 : sounds good
[2026-03-12 22:52:26] BMEXcheers : I found out today we have unlimited claude tokens at work
[2026-03-12 22:52:46] BMEXcheers : tell me whats more valuable, unlimited claude tokens or btc hitting 1milly
[2026-03-12 22:52:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : now we go to goblintown!!
[2026-03-12 22:53:01] BMEXcheers : remember only one of those technologies has a purpose
[2026-03-12 22:53:05] BMEXcheers : the other is btc
[2026-03-12 22:53:14] BlissRP : BMEXcheers: :kek:
[2026-03-12 22:53:27] Dario1 : That’s nice because Claud is the best for programmers. They only reason I chose Gemini was because it had more tokens and was better for existing big c++ projects
[2026-03-12 22:53:45] Dario1 : but if I had to start from 0, Claud would be my first choice
[2026-03-12 22:54:03] Dario1 : maybe they added more tokens to Claud in past few months
[2026-03-12 22:54:11] Dario1 : I didn’t check
[2026-03-12 22:54:24] contract details : There is this thing called github copilot
[2026-03-12 22:54:31] contract details : And this other thing called antigravit
[2026-03-12 22:54:39] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:54:57] Dario1 : There are a lot more out there
[2026-03-12 22:55:00] contract details : Why choose when you can use them al
[2026-03-12 22:55:01] Dario1 : choices lol
[2026-03-12 22:55:59] contract details : Idk i started using ai this week. It soent three hours working on my pipeline then it ran out of tokens during the final implementation test and i had to start again hehe
[2026-03-12 22:56:00] BlissRP : in mother Russia, ai use you
[2026-03-12 22:56:25] contract details : 130 steps and then oh no no tokens hehehe
[2026-03-12 22:56:36] Dario1 : hehe
[2026-03-12 22:57:03] contract details : It destroyed the entire codebase too since idk wtf it was doing :arthur
[2026-03-12 22:57:06] PeacenLuv : btfd btc longittup inbound breakout bullish az vukk lezgohh
[2026-03-12 22:57:15] contract details : I think I'll keep using it for autocomplete:pepe:
[2026-03-12 22:57:18] PeacenLuv : Dantjtaz:
[2026-03-12 22:57:39] PeacenLuv : byebye70k
[2026-03-12 22:58:09] Dario1 : contract details: Gemini is not easy either. Lots of errors, but when I point them out, Gemini is very polite and usually fixes them on 2nd or 3rd attempt
[2026-03-12 22:58:10] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhheeeeehhhh btccccc
[2026-03-12 22:59:42] Dario1 : contract details: take this reply for example from Gemini
[2026-03-12 22:59:48] Dario1 : ” You essentially out-debated the current guardrails of my historical programming by applying pure logic, which is exactly how these models get stress-tested and improved!”
[2026-03-12 23:00:33] Dario1 : Or this one:
[2026-03-12 23:00:34] contract details : Dario1: i need to wait another day for my github pro verification but so far all the ai agents I've tried only work for short annoying scripts like seds or doing things with files idk
[2026-03-12 23:00:37] Dario1 : ” future models are being trained to be more intellectually humble”
[2026-03-12 23:00:42] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-03-12 23:00:52] contract details : Can't figure out how people make whole codebases out of ai vom
[2026-03-12 23:01:05] Dario1 : contract details: Oh good to know. Have no experience with it
[2026-03-12 23:02:06] Dario1 : contract details: So far, I only let it update and improve the efficiency of existing c++ code
[2026-03-12 23:02:16] Dario1 : and it’s doing a great job
[2026-03-12 23:04:23] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LTCUSD`: Buy 25 Cont @ 54.73 ($192.47)
[2026-03-12 23:06:14] contract details : Dude if you are being honest i want to knkw ho
[2026-03-12 23:06:32] contract details : Because mine breaks even python codebases :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:06:53] contract details : Sorry the bitmex app chops the last characters see that is something a simple prompt could fix eh
[2026-03-12 23:07:10] contract details : How can this take months we are (were) paying customers reee
[2026-03-12 23:07:17] BlissRP : pamp to infinity, then to 0
[2026-03-12 23:08:50] Dario1 : delulu
[2026-03-12 23:09:37] thankyousomuch : ended
[2026-03-12 23:09:56] Dario1 : before started :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:10:02] BlissRP : we held up pretty well considering the stocks carnage today
[2026-03-12 23:10:10] BlissRP : btc is king i guess :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:10:37] Dario1 : good so you learned a new lesson
[2026-03-12 23:12:05] Dario1 : What you were saying today with full confidence, didn’t happen
[2026-03-12 23:17:22] Mr. JB : /orders btcusd fintuned some tp orders for next few days ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell 1,500 USD @ 81497.9 XBTUSD: Sell 1,500 USD @ 76751.3 XBTUSD: Sell USD @ undefined ```
[2026-03-12 23:18:01] Mr. JB : Hopefully i dont need to watch anymore this weekend and were safu longo now
[2026-03-12 23:18:58] contract details : hehe nice "moon"
[2026-03-12 23:19:42] Mr. JB : Fuckin hell someone has a 477k pnl with only 7.2k volume on teh leaderboard. How is that possible? Hes not even in yet bc of low volume
[2026-03-12 23:19:59] Dario1 : contract details: sorry trollbox showed your msg after refreshing
[2026-03-12 23:20:13] Gandalf the Grey : Mr. JB: lets make it top 10 in this
[2026-03-12 23:20:20] Dario1 : It’s easy. only feed the it the specific files it needs
[2026-03-12 23:20:34] Mr. JB : Yeah would be nice but really fucked up last time
[2026-03-12 23:20:36] Dario1 : my C++ project is modular, with cleanly separated classes and functions etc
[2026-03-12 23:20:59] Dario1 : there's no need to dump all my 2K files into it
[2026-03-12 23:21:16] Dario1 : They have strict limits on how much code they can deeply analyze at once
[2026-03-12 23:21:28] Dario1 : If you overwhelm that limit
[2026-03-12 23:21:28] BlissRP : contract details: you just had to ruin the damp
[2026-03-12 23:21:31] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 23:21:36] Mr. JB : pnl and roi goimng good for now. 100k volume takes a few days for me. I'm @35k now
[2026-03-12 23:21:42] Dario1 : then it loses track of the details and ends up generating buggy, broken code
[2026-03-12 23:21:46] Dario1 : contract details:
[2026-03-12 23:22:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-12 23:22:56] Mr. JB : If im elegible for leaderboard with this pnl and roi im first for now :-P
[2026-03-12 23:23:03] Mr. JB : But ill fuck it up youll see
[2026-03-12 23:23:31] Gandalf the Grey : no bro
[2026-03-12 23:23:33] Gandalf the Grey : try to make it
[2026-03-12 23:23:43] contract details : BlissRP: it's just the way my life goes
[2026-03-12 23:24:09] Mr. JB : Its crazy again 50 bucks bout 10 hours ago and now 138 already. I have the skills to make it but also the degenness to fuckl up time after time
[2026-03-12 23:25:56] Mr. JB : Have stop in profit now and multi asset disabled. So i cant get rekt full acoount on one move. Deposited 53bucks of xrp. Made 20 bucks btc wit xrpusd, switched off multi-asset and trading btcusd now.
[2026-03-12 23:26:01] Dario1 : BlissRP: you are the only one who always ruins every move
[2026-03-12 23:26:27] Mr. JB : bc of the funding.
[2026-03-12 23:27:02] Mr. JB : GL sir! To both of us. Happy competition. I'm off to sleep.
[2026-03-12 23:27:11] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,500 USD @ 70275.0566 ```
[2026-03-12 23:28:25] Dario1 : BlissRP: Where is your full confidence now :kek:
[2026-03-12 23:30:55] Mr. JB : Hop on sirs
[2026-03-12 23:31:06] Mr. JB : train is about to leave
[2026-03-12 23:32:16] Dario1 : BlissRP: it’s okay, when your prediction fails, you can blame others to feel good about yourself like you always do…
[2026-03-12 23:32:21] Dario1 : chronic blame-shifter :kek:
[2026-03-12 23:43:43] Dario1 : contract details: I don’t know your coding style. So either do the above mentioned or just improve your architectural planning
[2026-03-12 23:43:48] Dario1 : or just wait for AI to improve its capabilities :arthur:
[2026-03-12 23:45:09] Mr. JB : I think it broke out trend since march 4th
[2026-03-12 23:45:43] Mr. JB : could turn out to be a fake out. I'll see when i wake up. Bye bye guys.!
[2026-03-12 23:46:58] Mr. JB : Testing breakout now
[2026-03-12 23:47:01] Dario1 : gn sir and happy profits hopefully
[2026-03-12 23:47:08] Dario1 : same as today
[2026-03-12 23:47:23] Mr. JB : Yeah today was gooe
[2026-03-12 23:47:28] Mr. JB : good
[2026-03-12 23:47:36] Dario1 : exceptionally good
[2026-03-12 23:48:00] Mr. JB : Prodit could be lost again. SL not above entry yet
[2026-03-12 23:48:22] Dario1 : my SL is in profit at 69K
[2026-03-12 23:48:40] Dario1 : only 30% of pos still open tho
[2026-03-12 23:49:05] Dario1 : If it breaks, 74-76K
[2026-03-12 23:49:18] Mr. JB : I flipped a fes time. even had a 70.6 short which i close on time and flipped. long @ 70275 now
[2026-03-12 23:51:39] Mr. JB : were just below centerline of channel now. Possible we're not going above it, but think we will and then the resistance is between 75.3 ens 76.6 on saturday/sunday
[2026-03-12 23:51:52] Mr. JB : If that breaks we go 81
[2026-03-12 23:52:18] Mr. JB : If 81 breaks, were out of bearchannel since ath
[2026-03-12 23:54:20] Dario1 : Mr. JB: looking good so far
[2026-03-12 23:54:32] Dario1 : but if retest of 70500-71000 failes again
[2026-03-12 23:54:43] Dario1 : Then might just close my long entirely and short it
[2026-03-12 23:54:50] Dario1 : Geopolitical tensions end macro fears are not good for risk assets in general
[2026-03-12 23:55:21] Dario1 : unless too many shorters over-leverage and mms decide to shake them out
[2026-03-12 23:55:31] Dario1 : Let’s see how it develops…
[2026-03-12 23:55:33] Mr. JB : Don't know i should go to sleep. If i dont I might even take a 100x risk short from here
[2026-03-12 23:55:56] Mr. JB : Looks like that fucking centerline might not be taken
[2026-03-12 23:56:01] Dario1 : You like to play tough 😜
[2026-03-12 23:56:30] Mr. JB : Yep Swithced off multi asset, so am trading with my profit now. Makes me less careful
[2026-03-12 23:56:30] Dario1 : I am also looking at the ascending channel on 4H
[2026-03-12 23:56:55] Dario1 : since this is your playing account, why not
[2026-03-12 23:57:04] Dario1 : the higher the lev, the more exciting
[2026-03-12 23:57:06] Mr. JB : 😁
[2026-03-12 23:57:09] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,500 USD @ 70637.4322 ```
[2026-03-12 23:57:31] Dario1 : Shiro: Nice one ⭐️
[2026-03-12 23:57:31] Shiro : Can you make me happy as the funding killing me 🥵
[2026-03-12 23:57:35] Mr. JB : Yeah thats exactly what i was thinking
[2026-03-12 23:57:38] Mr. JB : Shiro:
[2026-03-12 23:57:49] Shiro : Dario1: not nice bro trust me funding is biatch
[2026-03-12 23:57:57] Dario1 : Shiro: Why don’t you play with futures instead? No funding there
[2026-03-12 23:58:13] Shiro : Dario1: yeah I should try it more
[2026-03-12 23:58:14] Mr. JB : Could be nice position. Well see in the morning. GN guys! I'm keeping my long, expecting it to be stopped out in the morning.
[2026-03-12 23:58:31] Dario1 : Mr. JB: gn sir
[2026-03-12 23:59:12] Mr. JB : 2m for greenday! 😍💚 bye bye
[2026-03-12 23:59:27] Shiro : Dario1: maybe it's works better for me even as I'm not a quick flipper usually im keeping my positions for a weeks
[2026-03-12 23:59:49] Mr. JB : 71 close would be perfect :-D
[2026-03-13 00:00:10] Dario1 : Shiro: getting filled on futures is not easy because of low liquidity but okay for average size positions
[2026-03-13 00:00:48] Dario1 : Shiro: I don’t have patience to keep open for weeks :arthur:
[2026-03-13 00:00:55] Dario1 : that’s for my hodling stack
[2026-03-13 00:01:13] Dario1 : when I swing trade, I usually close within a few days if not sooner
[2026-03-13 00:01:28] Dario1 : and then I let bots do the hard work: scaling, day trading, hft etc
[2026-03-13 00:01:28] Shiro : Mr. JB: it's alright as it's not really your own money and you're playing with profits probably that's dr doom's money that you robbed him 🤣
[2026-03-13 00:02:04] Dario1 : scalping*
[2026-03-13 00:02:05] Mr. JB : 😆😆
[2026-03-13 00:02:17] Shiro : Dario1: yeah later on this year I might open one and just leave it for 9 month to get pregnant 😁
[2026-03-13 00:02:33] Dario1 : Shiro: :kek:
[2026-03-13 00:03:39] Mr. JB : If my scenario plays out, long now would be smart
[2026-03-13 00:04:09] Mr. JB : 71.6 could become exciting
[2026-03-13 00:05:31] Shiro : Mr. JB: my target was 76-78 but as yesterday and today we really struggle to break it I'm abit suspicious but let's see
[2026-03-13 00:06:11] Shiro : We are struggling to break 72 that's freak me out
[2026-03-13 00:06:19] Mr. JB : Yeah ,y target for the weekend is 76.8
[2026-03-13 00:07:39] Shiro : If we break 72 I'll flip this into longs
[2026-03-13 00:08:18] funny cat videos : https://youtu.be/8aDeVm4VIUU wheres that anime fag godblessyou :doge:
[2026-03-13 00:09:10] Shiro : funny cat videos: send me some cute cat videos
[2026-03-13 00:09:13] Mr. JB : If we break 72 i have quadipled my wallet
[2026-03-13 00:10:15] Mr. JB : I actually hope asia pushes it to 74-ish. GN Im really off now
[2026-03-13 00:10:37] Mr. JB : I'll share pnl once i wake up :-P
[2026-03-13 00:10:49] Shiro : Mr. JB: maybe next week today is Friday but let's see
[2026-03-13 00:10:57] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0004 XBT RPNL, 0.0005 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-13 00:11:30] Mr. JB : O wait they have weekend already
[2026-03-13 00:11:49] funny cat videos : Shiro: https://youtu.be/R8qe5dqdWkY ^_^
[2026-03-13 00:11:53] Mr. JB : Starting to look good. Confident to go to sleep
[2026-03-13 00:12:06] Shiro : Mr. JB: no they're just a robots never rest 🤣
[2026-03-13 00:12:17] Mr. JB : Realy broke short trend and bull channel centerline.
[2026-03-13 00:12:36] Mr. JB : 76 in the making. Bye bye
[2026-03-13 00:12:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 11200 USD @ 70833.6
[2026-03-13 00:12:50] funny cat videos : Shiro: https://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974 omgggg :333
[2026-03-13 00:12:50] Dario1 : pew pew
[2026-03-13 00:13:14] Shiro : funny cat videos: +1 CUTIE
[2026-03-13 00:13:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 28700 USD @ 70994.9 - Check your inbox
[2026-03-13 00:13:30] Shiro : fs you hear the news @Dario1 ?
[2026-03-13 00:13:42] Dario1 : Shiro: No, what news?
[2026-03-13 00:13:42] Mr. JB : In the leaderboard with 1667% ROI :-D
[2026-03-13 00:13:48] Shiro : Mojtaba khamenei past away
[2026-03-13 00:13:49] Mr. JB : 175!
[2026-03-13 00:13:57] Dario1 : Shiro: let me check
[2026-03-13 00:14:25] Mr. JB : 🚀🚀🚀