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[2026-03-12 03:00:08] BlissRP : migozelaaa: 40
[2026-03-12 03:01:08] migozelaaa : BlissRP: better
[2026-03-12 03:07:47] GodBleesYou : rekt?
[2026-03-12 03:08:09] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: where is the pump!!!?
[2026-03-12 03:08:24] GodBleesYou : will bull gods will abandon us?
[2026-03-12 03:14:26] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 03:14:53] BlissRP : only skiradot can save us
[2026-03-12 03:15:01] BlissRP : stop sell scammers
[2026-03-12 03:24:54] thankyousomuch : Pulled pork :pepe:
[2026-03-12 03:26:47] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds promised a bullrun to all, but now they only give a hamburger to every worker, what a bull run, minimum wage lol
[2026-03-12 03:26:51] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 03:52:27] neki : asia
[2026-03-12 03:52:41] neki : can wipe my sweaty balls
[2026-03-12 03:52:53] neki : with a towel, gently
[2026-03-12 03:53:08] neki : kashmere towel
[2026-03-12 03:53:29] neki : asia tiny dikk trader turning into murica-type scammer
[2026-03-12 03:54:22] neki : is oke asia.. your not welcome in crypto since forever. gtfo and idk, make some temu-coin.
[2026-03-12 04:16:33] Hung Thang : hi
[2026-03-12 04:33:35] BlissRP : why damp!!!?!?!?!?!??!
[2026-03-12 04:33:38] BlissRP : bullas!!?!?!?
[2026-03-12 04:33:42] BlissRP : HELP
[2026-03-12 04:50:52] GodBleesYou : @admin any admin
[2026-03-12 04:51:05] GodBleesYou : realse my transfer !! before i get rekt xD
[2026-03-12 04:51:58] BlissRP : gamba gamba
[2026-03-12 05:04:08] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: jajajajjaa
[2026-03-12 05:04:26] GodBleesYou : @admin yo yo anyone home?
[2026-03-12 05:04:32] GodBleesYou : realse my transfer
[2026-03-12 05:05:46] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: are you also trading yourself alongside your algo?
[2026-03-12 05:07:55] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i have 3 accounts main> only algo big account that cant be rekt (hold short since 80k area test account > this one where i test new algos on high lavrage(hold long at 50x right now,,, may god save me ) and fun account i trade manually (i hold short 1x from 105k on that one)
[2026-03-12 05:09:59] GodBleesYou : @admin yo yo
[2026-03-12 05:10:02] BlissRP : cool
[2026-03-12 05:10:04] GodBleesYou : anyone home?
[2026-03-12 05:10:08] BlissRP : i like that mix
[2026-03-12 05:10:43] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: never put all eggs in one place <3
[2026-03-12 05:12:16] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: funds arrived!!!
[2026-03-12 05:12:20] GodBleesYou : only 10x now
[2026-03-12 05:12:22] GodBleesYou : lets go!!!!
[2026-03-12 05:12:33] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 05:13:05] GodBleesYou : may god be gentle on my soul <3 @BlissRP
[2026-03-12 05:15:14] 45th_blown_account : :doge:
[2026-03-12 05:16:20] BlissRP : oil to da moooooooon
[2026-03-12 05:16:22] BlissRP : MOON IT
[2026-03-12 05:21:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 127 XRP @ 1.3686 ($173.81)
[2026-03-12 05:27:38] pppooojjjj : Fffffaafafafa faallliiing! The Rasmu
[2026-03-12 05:34:08] BitMEX_Chase : GodBleesYou: Hello, whats up!
[2026-03-12 05:37:25] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: ,,,,
[2026-03-12 05:37:42] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Chase: all good transfer arrived in time
[2026-03-12 05:37:52] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: we probbly gonna moon soon
[2026-03-12 05:38:28] GodBleesYou : algo flip to short on 6min time fream,,, in the last week i short bottoms and long tops,, so it might be the bottom @BlissRP
[2026-03-12 05:38:32] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: oil moon btc very down
[2026-03-12 05:38:54] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: btc probbly moon if i am shorting jajajaa
[2026-03-12 05:39:03] BlissRP : i believe
[2026-03-12 05:39:11] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-12 05:40:35] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: market maker really rape me this 2 weeks
[2026-03-12 05:40:56] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: you will have your revenge
[2026-03-12 05:41:01] BlissRP : many felt the pain in this period
[2026-03-12 05:43:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i will i will
[2026-03-12 05:43:51] GodBleesYou : algo always ends up green @BlissRP
[2026-03-12 05:48:20] GodBleesYou : lol.. algo really sold the bottom xD
[2026-03-12 05:48:44] BlissRP : algo doesnt bullieve
[2026-03-12 05:49:05] BlissRP : i have a feeling oil will reach 200 for some reason
[2026-03-12 05:49:12] BlissRP : so many eyes on it
[2026-03-12 05:55:16] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: to many eyes on that
[2026-03-12 05:55:22] GodBleesYou : so yeah,, probbly fomo
[2026-03-12 05:55:26] GodBleesYou : to crowded..
[2026-03-12 05:55:36] BlissRP : too crowded short
[2026-03-12 05:55:37] BlissRP : haha
[2026-03-12 07:00:56] neki : btc needs support
[2026-03-12 07:01:01] neki : like unkie in recovery
[2026-03-12 07:01:04] neki : lots of love
[2026-03-12 07:01:08] neki : lots of understanding
[2026-03-12 07:01:21] neki : junkie*
[2026-03-12 07:01:49] neki : "come now, not all is bad" "you are a good person still" "forget the past" "make amends"
[2026-03-12 07:02:55] neki : --- we're on the 13th step now, corn, do not give into your past autodestructive (short) tendencies. You can do it. Cant relapse now!
[2026-03-12 07:03:01] neki : u dirty junkie, you.
[2026-03-12 07:03:37] speedwell : Not till rock bottom with he ever change.
[2026-03-12 07:11:39] neki : speedwell: nasty hard truth :D
[2026-03-12 07:14:14] neki : EU seems to be gettin ready to rip it again this session. Some action this session has shown in past days. Unusual. But nice for all of us, who are native Europe
[2026-03-12 07:16:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-12 07:49:13] RonnieREKT : 70k incoming!!
[2026-03-12 07:50:55] neki : Ronnie shaddappa-- go rekt bera now !
[2026-03-12 07:55:36] BlissRP : i dont will it
[2026-03-12 07:56:02] BlissRP : perma bulling is a disease
[2026-03-12 08:00:33] neki : BlissRP: the unwilling shall convert
[2026-03-12 08:00:46] BlissRP : the shilling shall desert
[2026-03-12 08:00:50] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 08:00:57] BlissRP : gamblers will always be ffound
[2026-03-12 08:01:04] BlissRP : nakeds will drown
[2026-03-12 08:01:10] BlissRP : clowns will clown
[2026-03-12 08:01:24] neki : bears will be em-bera-assed
[2026-03-12 08:02:58] BlissRP : no lube
[2026-03-12 08:12:36] neki : use oil instead
[2026-03-12 08:12:38] neki : .D
[2026-03-12 08:12:41] neki : :D
[2026-03-12 08:12:49] BlissRP : too expensive
[2026-03-12 08:13:03] MadoffNakamoto : The only people buying here are Saylor and Blueballsmaster. And they have one thing in common: they buy anywhere.
[2026-03-12 08:16:28] 45th_blown_account : you want the truf ? you cant handle the truf :pepe:
[2026-03-12 08:24:38] neki : the truf lies in the middle
[2026-03-12 08:24:47] neki : inda middle of ass
[2026-03-12 08:25:04] neki : brown rings of power
[2026-03-12 08:30:15] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2026-03-12 08:31:35] BlissRP : only laura knows where this is going
[2026-03-12 08:31:41] 45th_blown_account : :pepe: that`s why i cant handle the truf :pepe:
[2026-03-12 08:31:43] BlissRP : all taxis fully leveraged
[2026-03-12 08:40:54] neki : This is good
[2026-03-12 08:41:10] neki : globally stress-testing the civilizations dependency on oil
[2026-03-12 08:41:13] neki : this is gree
[2026-03-12 08:41:18] neki : green*
[2026-03-12 08:46:19] neki : Traditions are broken. We've been thru oil crisis before during covid. This is just dirty producers trying to stay important in the world thats left them behind.
[2026-03-12 08:49:39] Waleedzaher : Hello all
[2026-03-12 08:50:04] BlissRP : stay tuned for next weeks episode of preachings from the 250x trader
[2026-03-12 08:50:46] neki : BlissRP: 200x if ure refering to me
[2026-03-12 08:50:55] neki : .D
[2026-03-12 08:50:57] BlissRP : neki: my bad my bad
[2026-03-12 08:51:03] neki : BlissRP: :D
[2026-03-12 08:51:30] Waleedzaher : What should I do here?
[2026-03-12 08:52:02] neki : BlissRP: u trade oil?
[2026-03-12 08:52:17] BlissRP : neki: not really
[2026-03-12 08:52:26] BlissRP : Waleedzaher: probably nothing if you have to ask ser!
[2026-03-12 08:57:07] bluemaster : https://x.com/ennui365/status/2031717777333956976
[2026-03-12 09:10:26] neki : bluemaster: +1
[2026-03-12 09:11:13] BlissRP : wen -1
[2026-03-12 09:12:16] neki : gone sir, gone. all (-) has been spent, only (+) now
[2026-03-12 09:18:26] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:18:24] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-12 09:18:42] BlissRP : contract details: but ser, ma 80k
[2026-03-12 09:19:05] contract details : BlissRP: :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:19:21] contract details : if we pumped to 80k i could close everything in green and sleep for a week hehe
[2026-03-12 09:19:22] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:19:29] contract details : the world does not allow this sorry
[2026-03-12 09:19:53] contract details : instead CL is 2nd in volume on the biggest dex
[2026-03-12 09:20:12] BlissRP : can i at least get oil to 200?
[2026-03-12 09:20:16] BlissRP : fair deal?
[2026-03-12 09:20:39] contract details : cant reallyt long oil now
[2026-03-12 09:20:48] BlissRP : i will watch it
[2026-03-12 09:20:50] contract details : sleep and miss the trades, suffer all day
[2026-03-12 09:20:50] BlissRP : and be happy
[2026-03-12 09:20:55] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:21:13] BlissRP : damn, just woke up and already getting angry pepe'd is kinda harsh
[2026-03-12 09:21:33] BlissRP : "this guy knows too much"
[2026-03-12 09:22:47] jjhiijiji : IEA also releasing record amount of oil to try and compensate so oil gonna be choppy too late to long and cant short
[2026-03-12 09:23:02] jjhiijiji : half of that amount is US lol
[2026-03-12 09:23:37] BlissRP : everyone saying too late to long will regret not longing imo
[2026-03-12 09:23:37] jjhiijiji : they gonna get to sell huge amounts of oil at stupid prices to customers who lost iran , i.e china india pakistan etc
[2026-03-12 09:23:43] BlissRP : but i am also not longing
[2026-03-12 09:23:45] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:23:55] BlissRP : but still, watch 200 happen
[2026-03-12 09:24:42] BlissRP : same guys said too late to short and watched it go negative
[2026-03-12 09:24:45] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 09:26:06] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2026-03-12 09:27:37] jjhiijiji : the IEA reserve release is only gonna last just under a month though they said to covers the shortages
[2026-03-12 09:27:50] jjhiijiji : so maybe it will stabilize till we know whether distuption will drag on or not
[2026-03-12 09:28:05] jjhiijiji : if the war drags on, likely it will still go up reguardless of IEA action
[2026-03-12 09:28:14] jjhiijiji : but if there are signs of war coming to end it might never pump and just go down
[2026-03-12 09:28:53] jjhiijiji : i think its probably more possible war drags on and markets dump and oil spikes up higher, but lets see how fast they can finish it if they can do it in time
[2026-03-12 09:29:02] BlissRP : war coming to end
[2026-03-12 09:29:07] BlissRP : just like ukraine
[2026-03-12 09:29:26] BlissRP : cause trump said sso
[2026-03-12 09:29:29] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:29:44] BlissRP : all hail lord chancellor of planet earth
[2026-03-12 09:29:48] BlissRP : who never tells lies
[2026-03-12 09:29:54] BlissRP : and saves every country
[2026-03-12 09:29:55] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:30:08] BlissRP : :doge: :doge: :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:33:23] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2026-03-12 09:37:04] MANsa_MOONsa : when the hell will we pump
[2026-03-12 09:42:09] BlissRP : when laura says so
[2026-03-12 09:42:36] jjhiijiji : laura got saylor on a leash now calls him b1tch uses him as an ashtray
[2026-03-12 09:42:46] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-12 09:42:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 15 Cont @ 2050.71 ($2,153.90) - Are ya winning, son?
[2026-03-12 09:43:15] jjhiijiji : she makes him say 'only up forever, woof woof' at parties so people can laugh
[2026-03-12 09:43:31] jjhiijiji : he wears a gimp suit on all 4s and a dog head costume
[2026-03-12 09:43:37] jjhiijiji : its quite funny really, you can even pet him
[2026-03-12 09:44:49] BlissRP : POMPEET
[2026-03-12 09:44:55] BlissRP : with all your heart
[2026-03-12 09:45:12] neki : hah EU acting scammy. Massa murica taught you well
[2026-03-12 09:46:02] BlissRP : i go sleep
[2026-03-12 09:46:03] MadoffNakamoto : MANsa_MOONsa: 0 is very good support.
[2026-03-12 09:46:19] BlissRP : if this isnt above 72k when i wake up you are all weak pus c's
[2026-03-12 09:46:28] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pumpusdt ``` :bitmex: PUMPUSDT: -9.20 USDT RPNL, 202.15 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-12 09:46:45] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:48:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 900 USD @ 69871.7 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-12 09:49:41] neki : BlissRP: we will will it for u
[2026-03-12 09:51:12] contract details : lmao
[2026-03-12 09:51:20] contract details : 5m scam is all it takes f or people to believe
[2026-03-12 09:51:21] Dantjtaz : MANsa_MOONsa: :doge:
[2026-03-12 10:11:12] BitMEX_Hans : Hi frens, it's been some time
[2026-03-12 10:11:17] BitMEX_Hans : what a boring market, right
[2026-03-12 10:13:56] Dr.van_Doom666 : Der blonde Hans von der Bundesbahn ist wieder da!!!
[2026-03-12 10:14:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : BitMEX_Hans: Hi Hans! Nice to see u again!
[2026-03-12 10:15:42] Shiro : 67 and we can take off from there
[2026-03-12 10:16:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: next moonshot is from 16800 to 17500
[2026-03-12 10:16:51] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: good luck sir
[2026-03-12 10:20:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: gl too. u need it...
[2026-03-12 10:23:10] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: I'm not living base to base life and trades on luck ser but thanks 💜
[2026-03-12 10:24:35] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: just go short and get rich
[2026-03-12 10:25:32] Shiro : I'm short but closing it soon maybe on Saturday somewhere around 66-67
[2026-03-12 10:30:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 1382 Cont @ 2068.03 ($200,735.51) - Wallet's feeling lighter, huh?
[2026-03-12 10:30:44] neki : go ronnie, caqught something bigger :D
[2026-03-12 10:31:33] Shiro : neki: niki niki 😄😁
[2026-03-12 10:31:58] neki : Shiro: whats up man
[2026-03-12 10:32:10] neki : just flippin my shorts, then goin out to hug some trees
[2026-03-12 10:34:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `OPNUSDT`: Sell 722 OPN @ 0.31181 ($227.48)
[2026-03-12 10:35:07] Shiro : neki: hahaha good rub it and hug it well 😄
[2026-03-12 10:37:10] neki : Shiro: trust me, trees nearby have been molested by me cuzz of some rektg earlier :D but now I give them happy-hugs :D
[2026-03-12 10:38:46] Shiro : Lol, give love and get back love 😂🤣
[2026-03-12 10:41:32] pppooojjjj : where t f did my index price dissappear from chart
[2026-03-12 10:41:35] pppooojjjj : how to get it back
[2026-03-12 10:42:12] neki : Shiro: cya around.. dont short this shiet.. not today
[2026-03-12 10:42:34] Dr.van_Doom666 : fooking crypto scammer scam pompers
[2026-03-12 10:43:13] Shiro : neki: I'm holding my short since yesterday 70700 but let's see take care niki have a great day mate
[2026-03-12 10:45:44] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: you get use to scams Dr but I hope they're not scamming me lol
[2026-03-12 10:47:28] Shiro : If we're not dropping from here I'm out 💔🙃
[2026-03-12 11:00:52] funny cat videos : pppooojjjj: right click on chart -> enable index overlay
[2026-03-12 11:06:18] BitMEX_Hans : Dr.van_Doom666: ❤️
[2026-03-12 11:08:24] pppooojjjj : funny cat videos: <#
[2026-03-12 11:08:26] pppooojjjj : <3
[2026-03-12 11:23:19] bluemaster : same bullshit from shitocins especially ETH Foundation, trying old tricks, king Bitcoin don;t care
[2026-03-12 11:24:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin=real store of value
[2026-03-12 11:27:11] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-12 11:44:12] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -1,500 USD @ 70648.9102 ```
[2026-03-12 11:44:19] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.0707 XBT @ 70700 ```
[2026-03-12 11:44:30] bmagic : One short isn't enough
[2026-03-12 11:50:59] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: +666 sir
[2026-03-12 11:54:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : added to short
[2026-03-12 11:54:53] Mr. JB : /position xrpusd yeah joining short too ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: -142 Cont @ 1.39125 ```
[2026-03-12 11:56:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : 👺
[2026-03-12 11:58:01] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,500 USD @ 70637.4322 ```
[2026-03-12 11:58:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +1
[2026-03-12 11:58:23] Shiro : Now it can pump up and rekt us all 🤣
[2026-03-12 11:58:38] Shiro : bmagic: @MadoffNakamoto any targets?
[2026-03-12 12:10:03] d4r : ..
[2026-03-12 12:10:58] d4r : /since ``` :bitmex: d4r has been on BitMEX since Mar 15, 2018. ```
[2026-03-12 12:13:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : Sol breakout soon
[2026-03-12 12:17:04] montewide : Всем привет
[2026-03-12 12:18:23] Dr.van_Doom666 : Strastwutje
[2026-03-12 12:18:27] montewide : Всем привет
[2026-03-12 12:31:17] pppooojjjj : /since ``` :bitmex: pppooojjjj has been on BitMEX since Feb 4, 2019. ```
[2026-03-12 12:32:17] Dantjtaz : /since ``` :bitmex: Dantjtaz has been on BitMEX since May 17, 2019. ```
[2026-03-12 12:32:25] Dantjtaz : :doge:
[2026-03-12 12:33:04] Dantjtaz : pls dip
[2026-03-12 12:33:09] Dantjtaz : 68k
[2026-03-12 12:33:14] Dantjtaz : thx
[2026-03-12 12:35:00] 45th_blown_account : Binance founder CZ believes Satoshi Nakamoto was an AI from the future.
[2026-03-12 12:38:05] contract details : i am also an AI from the future :arthur:
[2026-03-12 12:52:12] 45th_blown_account : contract details: I am an AI but not the paid version, Arthur didnt pay for chat bot pro :arthur:
[2026-03-12 12:57:58] Dungpham : hi
[2026-03-12 12:58:25] Dungpham : ủa
[2026-03-12 12:58:59] 45th_blown_account : JPMorgan has been sued by its investors for allegedly participating in a $328 million crypto Ponzi scheme. https://x.com/Coinvo/status/2032062159031570695 :Arthur:
[2026-03-12 13:05:40] Fni : P
[2026-03-12 13:06:29] contract details : 45th_blown_account: in a? you mean in the? :arthur:
[2026-03-12 13:07:23] 45th_blown_account : contract details: i dont know , would like a recipe for a cake ? :arthur: (I am an aI chat bot)
[2026-03-12 13:08:27] contract details : :pepe: :Arthur:
[2026-03-12 13:15:36] MadoffNakamoto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTf5j9LDObk
[2026-03-12 13:15:38] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-12 13:15:59] MadoffNakamoto : we will be back guys dont worry
[2026-03-12 13:16:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0093 XBT @ 70258.3 ($653.65) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-12 13:16:57] contract details : burger dump loading
[2026-03-12 13:17:00] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 13:18:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-12 13:20:23] PeacenLuv : long entry 70238
[2026-03-12 13:20:49] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-03-12 13:20:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : PeacenLuv: rekt
[2026-03-12 13:21:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.2400 ETH @ 2057 ($493.74)
[2026-03-12 13:21:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70060.9 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-12 13:21:29] MadoffNakamoto : Bitcoin store of va-
[2026-03-12 13:21:35] Mr. JB : 50k or 80k
[2026-03-12 13:22:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : 16800
[2026-03-12 13:22:07] Mr. JB : That's the upper and lower range of bearchannel on my screen rn
[2026-03-12 13:22:38] Mr. JB : Xrp back to 50 cents before 1k? 😆
[2026-03-12 13:23:22] Mr. JB : I'll buy at least 1k xep if it goes 50 cents again.
[2026-03-12 13:23:54] Mr. JB : That's 500 bucks that makes me million before I die
[2026-03-12 13:25:30] MadoffNakamoto : 250x long all in
[2026-03-12 13:26:24] funny cat videos : https://www.bitmex.com/app/competition/crypto-olympus
[2026-03-12 13:29:17] contract details : goodbye 70k
[2026-03-12 13:29:18] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 13:31:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 61.2000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 2.785 ($174.54)
[2026-03-12 13:32:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0065 XBT @ 69944.7 ($454.80) - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-12 13:37:31] neki : crisis over
[2026-03-12 13:37:39] neki : market is willing
[2026-03-12 13:38:03] neki : willing like a thai ladyboi
[2026-03-12 13:38:26] neki : bera thought he scored some street meat.
[2026-03-12 13:38:48] neki : well bera, only if you wish to include the extra parts.
[2026-03-12 13:39:46] neki : no honey for u here. only puire dikk. ladyboi dikk. with EU pubes. cuzz EU a big boy now, playing the nosebleeds
[2026-03-12 13:40:37] neki : bera, you can strip for liquidity dip
[2026-03-12 13:40:59] neki : joinj the mufasa bera, while theres time
[2026-03-12 13:41:18] neki : lest you suffer un-bear-able pain
[2026-03-12 13:44:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0047 XBT @ 70053.3 ($329.36) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-12 13:46:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!
[2026-03-12 13:47:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 69736.8 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-12 13:47:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : SLAUGHTER THE COWS!!!!
[2026-03-12 13:49:50] neki : cat says meow, cow says moo, bera says nothing cuz its dead
[2026-03-12 13:56:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 10.0200 SOL @ 86.39 ($865.78)
[2026-03-12 13:57:09] blaster33 : 65k => 75k => doom
[2026-03-12 13:57:14] blaster33 : or doom from here
[2026-03-12 13:58:16] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.0707 XBT @ 70700 ```
[2026-03-12 13:58:27] bmagic : Hehe
[2026-03-12 13:58:58] contract details : Hehe 0
[2026-03-12 13:59:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!! HEHEHE
[2026-03-12 13:59:54] neki : cya bera
[2026-03-12 14:00:00] neki : embarasssing
[2026-03-12 14:02:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 5000 Cont @ 87.27 ($30,683.67) - Nice try, paper hands
[2026-03-12 14:10:29] neki : either Murica knows something noone knows.. or we boolistic as fekkk
[2026-03-12 14:15:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 6 Cont @ 2092.78 ($885.82)
[2026-03-12 14:19:23] Shiro : bmagic: any targets?
[2026-03-12 14:19:39] Shiro : Let's see what murica decide
[2026-03-12 14:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 22500 USD @ 70023.2 - Your stop-loss called in sick today
[2026-03-12 14:25:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: Target=DOOM!!!!
[2026-03-12 14:30:57] bmagic : Shiro: targets? Iran and America have enough targets, I will let fate decide this one
[2026-03-12 14:31:30] Shiro : bmagic: fair enough 🤣😂
[2026-03-12 14:32:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.3000 ETH @ 2051.99 ($2,668.12) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit
[2026-03-12 14:32:10] pppooojjjj : Goblins
[2026-03-12 14:32:12] Dantjtaz : bombaclatttt
[2026-03-12 14:32:18] pppooojjjj : Goblin ambush?
[2026-03-12 14:34:00] PeacenLuv : longstops up 69666
[2026-03-12 14:35:25] bmagic : Shiro: I'm bullisg
[2026-03-12 14:35:30] bmagic : Bullish
[2026-03-12 14:35:45] Dantjtaz : gib 68
[2026-03-12 14:37:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : Dantjtaz: 68 will not hold
[2026-03-12 14:38:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 13100 USD @ 69637.6
[2026-03-12 14:38:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.6600 SOL @ 85.77 ($56.62)
[2026-03-12 14:38:19] Dantjtaz : Dr.van_Doom666: thats fine
[2026-03-12 14:38:30] Dantjtaz : just give it me so i can close
[2026-03-12 14:39:15] PeacenLuv : 😄longstops 69555
[2026-03-12 14:40:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 69504.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-12 14:41:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : I can smell the flashcrash
[2026-03-12 14:41:56] pppooojjjj : GOBLINS EVERYWHERE
[2026-03-12 14:42:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0241 XBT @ 69391.6 ($1,672.73)
[2026-03-12 14:42:49] contract details : 0 wont hold
[2026-03-12 14:48:02] pppooojjjj : Its over
[2026-03-12 14:48:03] pppooojjjj : Blood
[2026-03-12 14:48:43] pppooojjjj : This going down like the school in iran
[2026-03-12 14:48:44] pppooojjjj : whooops
[2026-03-12 14:50:45] Dantjtaz : :doge:
[2026-03-12 14:57:26] Shiro : bmagic: so shall we close our shorts? i was thinking of 67200
[2026-03-12 15:00:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: NEVER close a short!
[2026-03-12 15:07:26] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: yeah I i gonna end up a hopeless man on hopium like you lol 😆
[2026-03-12 15:10:15] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: -1
[2026-03-12 15:18:10] GodBleesYou : bmagic: IT GONNA MOON
[2026-03-12 15:18:20] GodBleesYou : i am on 100% worng rate latly
[2026-03-12 15:18:23] GodBleesYou : and i am shorting
[2026-03-12 15:18:27] GodBleesYou : so go 250x longs
[2026-03-12 15:18:31] GodBleesYou : you will win
[2026-03-12 15:18:38] GodBleesYou : fuck me life ,,,,,
[2026-03-12 15:19:30] Shiro : GodBleesYou: hahaha it looks ugly and tomorrow is Friday so probably not this week maybe next week weekend can be sideways
[2026-03-12 15:19:56] Dario1 : pppooojjjj: they double tapped that school
[2026-03-12 15:20:01] Dario1 : a buy-one-get-one-free lesson in democracy
[2026-03-12 15:20:22] Shiro : I think shorts are safu for now I'm not sure about high lev ones
[2026-03-12 15:20:30] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.1057 XBT @ 69847.34 ```
[2026-03-12 15:20:35] Shiro : Dario1: what do you think bro?😄
[2026-03-12 15:20:46] bmagic : Nobody is safe!!!
[2026-03-12 15:20:52] bmagic : Especially bmagic
[2026-03-12 15:20:55] Shiro : /position xbtusd @bmagic ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,500 USD @ 70637.4322 ```
[2026-03-12 15:21:22] bmagic : I'm coming for u
[2026-03-12 15:21:49] Shiro : bmagic: coming or cnming? 😂🤣
[2026-03-12 15:22:04] Shiro : Please don't cnm for me I'm not gay yet 😂
[2026-03-12 15:22:26] Dario1 : Shiro: I play the 4H chart, 30% of my 66K longs are still open, SL in profit at 69K
[2026-03-12 15:22:32] bmagic : Coming on you
[2026-03-12 15:22:47] bmagic : Skeet skeet
[2026-03-12 15:23:33] Shiro : Dario1: I panic close my 66800 longs yesterday 😣🙃
[2026-03-12 15:23:43] Shiro : bmagic: lol 😆
[2026-03-12 15:23:51] Dario1 : Shiro: scalping can be very profitable
[2026-03-12 15:24:00] Dario1 : bmagic is the best on tb
[2026-03-12 15:24:34] Shiro : I'm was thinking to open some longs at 65 if it's hold but not sure if we're going there soon
[2026-03-12 15:25:02] Dario1 : Shiro: +1
[2026-03-12 15:26:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-12 15:27:05] neki : i dont scalp, but when I do, Ronnie doesnt help me
[2026-03-12 15:27:51] neki : thas some Keanu Reeves PA
[2026-03-12 15:28:01] neki : John Wick althaways
[2026-03-12 15:28:05] GodBleesYou : OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-12 15:28:09] GodBleesYou : WTF IS GOING ON
[2026-03-12 15:28:18] GodBleesYou : why i keep selling bottoms and long tps!!!!
[2026-03-12 15:28:20] GodBleesYou : wtf
[2026-03-12 15:28:24] GodBleesYou : whats going on!!!!!!
[2026-03-12 15:28:31] GodBleesYou : man that fucking crazy!!!!!
[2026-03-12 15:30:09] neki : bye bera
[2026-03-12 15:30:27] neki : 73400 daily
[2026-03-12 15:30:55] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: rekt
[2026-03-12 15:31:58] RobVacation : Look at the daily there is neither up nor down really.Mess
[2026-03-12 15:32:32] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: cat says meow, cow says moo, bera is silent, chart says 73400
[2026-03-12 15:32:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: lol
[2026-03-12 15:32:48] RobVacation : quiet and peaceful.
[2026-03-12 15:33:01] 2_fingers : ..
[2026-03-12 15:34:03] Shiro : Seems market gonna rekt both sides
[2026-03-12 15:37:42] GodBleesYou : i dont care any more!!!!
[2026-03-12 15:37:47] GodBleesYou : just breakup or break down
[2026-03-12 15:37:48] neki : Shiro: rekt-er is up today
[2026-03-12 15:37:54] GodBleesYou : stop this shit it is killing me
[2026-03-12 15:38:14] neki : Ronnie wants to smell 72. and then some
[2026-03-12 15:38:21] GodBleesYou : market did even move 10% but i am in 60% lose beacuse this fakepump and fake dumps
[2026-03-12 15:38:23] GodBleesYou : i am dead
[2026-03-12 15:38:44] RobVacation : lol
[2026-03-12 15:39:30] neki : bye bera
[2026-03-12 15:40:49] Shiro : GodBleesYou: damm 😑
[2026-03-12 15:41:11] GodBleesYou : Shiro: yea...
[2026-03-12 15:41:19] GodBleesYou : i am dieing over here
[2026-03-12 15:41:24] neki : 2daaaay:
[2026-03-12 15:41:25] neki : market
[2026-03-12 15:41:28] neki : gives
[2026-03-12 15:41:29] neki : us
[2026-03-12 15:41:35] neki : direktion for erektion !!!!
[2026-03-12 15:42:02] GodBleesYou : Shiro: i really start hate market maker...
[2026-03-12 15:42:27] GodBleesYou : stealing my good enterys to give me bad enteris to rekt me then steal them and reapet...
[2026-03-12 15:42:38] GodBleesYou : cant even count how many tops i longed
[2026-03-12 15:42:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: do u speak german?
[2026-03-12 15:42:45] GodBleesYou : and how many bottom i shorted
[2026-03-12 15:42:58] neki : GodBleesYou: fkker did that to me in Feb at 63-68 range
[2026-03-12 15:43:04] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: no,,, i speak lube in the last week
[2026-03-12 15:43:16] neki : made zero profit there on direction plotted since early Feb :D
[2026-03-12 15:43:20] neki : hold on
[2026-03-12 15:43:24] GodBleesYou : neki: i iwish market will let me win a bit...
[2026-03-12 15:43:35] GodBleesYou : lose lose lose lose lose lose lose it is driving me crazzy
[2026-03-12 15:43:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: sad. the german youtuber cryptowallstreet would save ur funds
[2026-03-12 15:43:55] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: no need save my funds..
[2026-03-12 15:44:03] GodBleesYou : i need market maker will stop rape me
[2026-03-12 15:44:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: hm..
[2026-03-12 15:45:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYMMBG7VkXI&list=RDCYMMBG7VkXI&start_radio=1
[2026-03-12 15:45:33] neki : GodBleesYou: keep calm and bleed. youll get it back eventually. Probably with one well placed postion when u stop giving a fekk
[2026-03-12 15:45:55] GodBleesYou : neki: i stoped giving a fuck years ago
[2026-03-12 15:45:58] neki : the pain is always real tho. Real-er than profit
[2026-03-12 15:46:06] GodBleesYou : i never seen market maker rape me like this @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-12 15:46:10] PeacenLuv : shopping longs n shorts btc here to trade
[2026-03-12 15:46:13] PeacenLuv : btc
[2026-03-12 15:46:38] GodBleesYou : neki: @Dr.van_Doom666 wait i will tell you when to short
[2026-03-12 15:46:44] GodBleesYou : when i will flip long you should short it
[2026-03-12 15:46:46] GodBleesYou : 100x
[2026-03-12 15:46:49] GodBleesYou : you will win
[2026-03-12 15:46:50] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-03-12 15:46:56] GodBleesYou : and i will buy the new top
[2026-03-12 15:47:00] GodBleesYou : offcourse i will
[2026-03-12 15:47:51] neki : GodBleesYou: lol
[2026-03-12 15:48:05] PeacenLuv : btc shud really go up we are 60k . and more off the recent october high
[2026-03-12 15:48:31] PeacenLuv : *50k plus usd off the oct high
[2026-03-12 15:48:33] neki : oke bera
[2026-03-12 15:48:34] neki : oke
[2026-03-12 15:48:36] neki : bera
[2026-03-12 15:48:37] neki : oke
[2026-03-12 15:48:41] neki : is oke...
[2026-03-12 15:48:45] neki : yeeea
[2026-03-12 15:48:45] GodBleesYou : neki: in the last 2 weeks counter trade me was 100% win rate...
[2026-03-12 15:48:52] neki : give me bloood1
[2026-03-12 15:48:53] GodBleesYou : so sad...
[2026-03-12 15:48:57] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-12 15:49:02] bmagic : Doom time
[2026-03-12 15:49:08] GodBleesYou : bmagic: it willl moon beacuse i hold short
[2026-03-12 15:49:18] bmagic : No
[2026-03-12 15:49:21] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-12 15:49:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: u are the lich at the table...
[2026-03-12 15:51:55] Shiro : bmagic: bro that's why I never xan following your plans you're filip it every 5mins if Im doing that I gonna get rekt in my first couple of trades 😂🤣
[2026-03-12 15:56:57] Shiro : bmagic: what's your copy trade account share it with me 😁
[2026-03-12 15:57:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : BITCONNNEEECCCCTTT
[2026-03-12 15:58:05] bmagic : DoomMaster3000
[2026-03-12 15:58:25] bmagic : When did I ever tell anyone to copy me?
[2026-03-12 15:58:33] bmagic : I moon I doom
[2026-03-12 15:58:43] bmagic : Bmagic wins again
[2026-03-12 15:58:54] bmagic : Bmagic REKT
[2026-03-12 15:58:58] bmagic : Dis is the way
[2026-03-12 15:59:01] Shiro : bmagic: I wanna create a account only to copy yours 🤣
[2026-03-12 15:59:35] bmagic : Straight up rekt
[2026-03-12 15:59:56] bmagic : Even the bots struggle to keep up
[2026-03-12 16:00:13] Shiro : It's alright sometimes rekt feeling you alive and healthy
[2026-03-12 16:00:40] Shiro : We don't need to stuck up only and ending up fat pigs like bankers
[2026-03-12 16:01:05] MadoffNakamoto : 70% chance for frodo and friends
[2026-03-12 16:01:55] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: what's your short targets?
[2026-03-12 16:02:43] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: it's more of a timeframe than a price target
[2026-03-12 16:02:49] MadoffNakamoto : will see in a month
[2026-03-12 16:02:53] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-12 16:03:15] Shiro : This funding eating me up what's wrong with it 😞
[2026-03-12 16:03:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : Where is Comae/SteveS?
[2026-03-12 16:06:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0033 XBT @ 70231.7 ($231.86) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-12 16:06:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1000 ETH @ 2069.32 ($206.95)
[2026-03-12 16:06:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 112.5000 SUI @ 0.9679 ($108.91)
[2026-03-12 16:06:56] Dr.van_Doom666 : silly bullnOObs never learn
[2026-03-12 16:07:03] MadoffNakamoto : if you need a bias, check the 4h close and the pattern we are currently in.
[2026-03-12 16:08:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 70088.4 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-12 16:08:15] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: I'm blind 🦯 I can't see what's forming on 4h?!
[2026-03-12 16:08:27] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: LOL
[2026-03-12 16:08:34] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: a goblin is forming
[2026-03-12 16:09:02] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: something that has 70% chance to breakout to the downside
[2026-03-12 16:09:09] MadoffNakamoto : werent you there in 2018 ? :doge:
[2026-03-12 16:09:12] Shiro : Thanks for borrowing me your eyes guys appreciate it 😁
[2026-03-12 16:10:01] Dantjtaz : which ever way it breaks probably a fade
[2026-03-12 16:10:10] Dantjtaz : thats h
[2026-03-12 16:10:21] Dantjtaz : how ill play it
[2026-03-12 16:10:33] Shiro : Dantjtaz: are you living a life and having sex with fade too?
[2026-03-12 16:10:51] Dantjtaz : absolutely
[2026-03-12 16:11:11] Dantjtaz : fresh fade tomorrow mornin 9:45
[2026-03-12 16:11:17] Shiro : I've never try it must be fun
[2026-03-12 16:11:18] Dantjtaz : friday init
[2026-03-12 16:11:54] Shiro : Friday is biatch no more Fridays fun days
[2026-03-12 16:12:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : Fridays i am in love
[2026-03-12 16:13:06] Dantjtaz : tune
[2026-03-12 16:13:30] Dantjtaz : hopefully we get a down weekend
[2026-03-12 16:13:37] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: Friday's I'm in my love
[2026-03-12 16:13:49] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: the descending goblin angle 😂😂😂
[2026-03-12 16:13:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol
[2026-03-12 16:13:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +1
[2026-03-12 16:14:50] Shiro : Can we do it quick I need to take couple of weeks of for our new year so no time 😣
[2026-03-12 16:15:06] bmagic : 64400 is my target
[2026-03-12 16:15:12] bmagic : I'm going to sleep