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[2026-03-11 20:55:12] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-11 20:55:21] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-11 20:55:35] Shiro : Cuba or Mexico is next don't worry
[2026-03-11 20:55:36] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-03-11 20:56:28] BlissRP : they dont wanna save canada :pepe:
[2026-03-11 20:56:33] BlissRP : send help
[2026-03-11 20:56:54] Shiro : BlissRP: Canada is the last beast 😈🤣
[2026-03-11 21:08:14] contract details : has anyone seen that mythical beast called volume
[2026-03-11 21:08:15] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 21:08:46] BlissRP : contract details: no
[2026-03-11 21:09:00] BlissRP : its all on oil
[2026-03-11 21:33:12] GodBleesYou : contract details: slow raise
[2026-03-11 21:33:19] GodBleesYou : steady slow bull
[2026-03-11 21:33:24] GodBleesYou : pretty healty
[2026-03-11 21:44:01] funny cat videos : pretty healthy for a dump correct
[2026-03-11 21:50:31] BlissRP : funny cat videos: +1
[2026-03-11 21:55:42] contract details : so i refreshed bitmex and this is what i see https://prnt.sc/FUx8nRxjNQiB
[2026-03-11 21:55:58] contract details : expected
[2026-03-11 21:57:49] BlissRP : contract details: see i told you, 0 today
[2026-03-11 21:57:52] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-11 21:59:38] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 22:06:27] bluemaster : silly kids , remember when shitcoins outperform bitcoin dump is coming . This is financial advise and remember it !
[2026-03-11 22:06:50] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 22:06:52] bluemaster : https://bitcoinwisdom.io
[2026-03-11 22:09:49] funny cat videos : if you want advice on which alts to buy, you should buy btc
[2026-03-11 22:14:36] Dario1 : bluemaster: shitcoins can outperform bitcoin for weeks or even months before a dump actually occurs tho
[2026-03-11 22:17:06] bluemaster : Dario1: I don;t talk about scalping or day trading ,you know I mean long term.
[2026-03-11 22:17:58] bluemaster : Dario1: I think push higher to suck in more people before more dumps is incoming ...
[2026-03-11 22:18:14] bluemaster : People broke kn one has money
[2026-03-11 22:19:34] bluemaster : same like 9/11 some little hat people has to profit
[2026-03-11 22:19:49] BlissRP : talking in a chat to traders about long term is like talking to pope about atheism
[2026-03-11 22:19:53] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 22:20:40] contract details : bearmaster in the chat
[2026-03-11 22:20:46] bluemaster : BlissRP: If you are trader you use all time frames not just 3 seconds tick , you start from monthly and you go down
[2026-03-11 22:21:06] Dario1 : bluemaster: Don’t give away the blueprint 😁
[2026-03-11 22:21:09] BlissRP : bluemaster: depends ser, trading =/= investing
[2026-03-11 22:21:18] BlissRP : but i see your point
[2026-03-11 22:22:19] BlissRP : predicted funding going giga :pepe:
[2026-03-11 22:24:43] bluemaster : Predicted Rate -0.0364% this tell you everyone is full of shit and short!
[2026-03-11 22:24:55] bluemaster : Simple us that
[2026-03-11 22:26:42] BlissRP : stop copying me plebians
[2026-03-11 22:26:47] BlissRP : you're ruining my trade
[2026-03-11 22:26:49] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-11 22:29:18] contract details : it also tells you this platform is dead
[2026-03-11 22:29:25] contract details : with 0 vol and a few guys making the funding crash lol
[2026-03-11 22:29:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 70515.4
[2026-03-11 22:30:39] funny cat videos : dexmex could maybe save it
[2026-03-11 22:31:13] BlissRP : contract details: i also agree with this, we are consistently so much more negative funding than anywhere else, by a factor of 2-4x
[2026-03-11 22:33:27] BlissRP : funny cat videos: but will they listen
[2026-03-11 22:34:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 70403.6
[2026-03-11 22:35:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70347.5 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-11 22:47:36] contract details : i would like to be wrong once and see it pump
[2026-03-11 22:47:37] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 22:53:46] Shiro : contract details: market not giving a funk about what we wants and like it's doing its own sht and surprises lol
[2026-03-11 23:02:21] BlissRP : spirits are high
[2026-03-11 23:03:29] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: DOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-11 23:04:56] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: trading =/= investing +666 sir
[2026-03-11 23:05:11] MadoffNakamoto : blueballsmaster buys anywhere
[2026-03-11 23:05:13] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: :doge:
[2026-03-11 23:05:34] BlissRP : ponzi it!
[2026-03-11 23:05:45] MadoffNakamoto : anyway, goodnight
[2026-03-11 23:05:47] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-11 23:10:03] GodBleesYou : bears dont wanna give up?
[2026-03-11 23:10:04] GodBleesYou : ,,,,
[2026-03-11 23:10:48] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: why so perma bro?
[2026-03-11 23:10:59] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:11:08] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: all ahort time freams bullish...
[2026-03-11 23:11:16] GodBleesYou : i am scard
[2026-03-11 23:11:18] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-11 23:11:32] BlissRP : all confirmation bias time frames are confirmation bias time frames
[2026-03-11 23:11:42] BlissRP : risk it for the biskeet
[2026-03-11 23:11:53] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: BUT you probbly right it gonna dump
[2026-03-11 23:12:03] GodBleesYou : market maker fucked me for a week or two
[2026-03-11 23:12:09] BlissRP : im ready to be wrong too :kek:
[2026-03-11 23:12:12] GodBleesYou : why should he stop fucking me now
[2026-03-11 23:13:35] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: +there is somthing on my mind
[2026-03-11 23:13:45] GodBleesYou : both miners and bears want to short higher
[2026-03-11 23:13:52] GodBleesYou : minner dont like to sell in dumps
[2026-03-11 23:13:58] GodBleesYou : but sell in green
[2026-03-11 23:14:00] BlissRP : yeah can confirm
[2026-03-11 23:14:18] BlissRP : but wheres the green?? were getting bored into submission :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:14:31] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: ......... trust me i know...
[2026-03-11 23:14:43] GodBleesYou : this big range on side ways is to big...
[2026-03-11 23:14:59] GodBleesYou : alts swinging 30% like air...
[2026-03-11 23:19:28] contract details : sad
[2026-03-11 23:19:33] contract details : it's gonna go down all night
[2026-03-11 23:19:34] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:19:46] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: until trump said war is over i still thought 80k+
[2026-03-11 23:19:47] contract details : then trump gets assasinated we wick to 30k chop for 3 years
[2026-03-11 23:19:52] contract details : and then we go to 200k and then 0
[2026-03-11 23:19:53] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:19:57] BlissRP : but after he said that, only down
[2026-03-11 23:20:25] contract details : apparently they need to nuke iran to get to 200k
[2026-03-11 23:21:03] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: https://imgur.com/a/2DYQbZx
[2026-03-11 23:21:09] BlissRP : meme lines 2 stronk
[2026-03-11 23:21:21] BlissRP : contract details: :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:21:51] contract details : you guys do charts?
[2026-03-11 23:22:00] contract details : i chart my despair
[2026-03-11 23:22:05] contract details : when i panic i buy more
[2026-03-11 23:22:10] contract details : different shitcoin every time
[2026-03-11 23:22:14] BlissRP : contract details: its healthier for ze mind ser
[2026-03-11 23:22:26] BlissRP : than listening to bipolar world leader
[2026-03-11 23:22:44] contract details : was the guy trying to murder him the good guy?
[2026-03-11 23:22:52] BlissRP : perhaps he was
[2026-03-11 23:22:58] Dario1 : contract details: either Iran or Spain :arthur:
[2026-03-11 23:23:00] Dario1 : https://www.timesofisrael.com/spain-permanently-withdraws-ambassador-to-israel-as-rift-deepens/
[2026-03-11 23:23:27] contract details : only good thing he's ever done
[2026-03-11 23:23:51] Dario1 : thought you would dislike him for doing it :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:24:15] contract details : why i hate abrahamic mongrels
[2026-03-11 23:24:22] contract details : so i hate potus jewslims and muslims
[2026-03-11 23:24:36] Dario1 : You hate them all equally
[2026-03-11 23:24:38] contract details : the trifrecta or retardation :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:24:41] Dario1 : that’s good
[2026-03-11 23:24:57] Dario1 : I see progress :arthur:
[2026-03-11 23:25:13] BlissRP : why hate others when you can get rekt and hate yourself :pepe::
[2026-03-11 23:25:22] contract details : because that is a given
[2026-03-11 23:25:27] contract details : baseline :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:25:32] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-11 23:26:35] contract details : i longed sui at 0.87 i dont want to close now
[2026-03-11 23:26:43] contract details : entry looks nice but tomorrow it will probablyh be there again :pepe:
[2026-03-11 23:28:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : contract details: SUI will go to 60-70-cent
[2026-03-11 23:33:04] thankyousomuch : bear market guys, bear amrket
[2026-03-11 23:33:42] contract details : whats up with germans
[2026-03-11 23:34:35] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds is in control
[2026-03-11 23:37:03] Dario1 : in control of bullas :kek:
[2026-03-11 23:52:29] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-03-11 23:53:40] GodBleesYou : ..... @BlissRP yea 80k area have a void
[2026-03-11 23:53:47] GodBleesYou : minners and bears would love to sell there
[2026-03-11 23:53:53] GodBleesYou : then we can dump for reak
[2026-03-11 23:53:55] GodBleesYou : real
[2026-03-11 23:54:57] GodBleesYou : why the dump....
[2026-03-11 23:55:01] GodBleesYou : moon badger moon
[2026-03-12 00:01:07] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: cause MC Donalds cant accept that you long btc
[2026-03-12 00:01:28] Shiro : GodBleesYou: It was nit even dumping now asia gonna do it 😀
[2026-03-12 00:02:12] Shiro : Dumplings on plate and serving us
[2026-03-12 00:04:04] speedwell : Shorts piling up
[2026-03-12 00:08:05] contract details : bitmex funding is always right
[2026-03-12 00:08:41] contract details : 0,5 fib too strong for deadcoin
[2026-03-12 00:10:57] GodBleesYou : gotta love bulltards
[2026-03-12 00:10:58] GodBleesYou : buy buy buy
[2026-03-12 00:11:01] GodBleesYou : lets fly
[2026-03-12 00:12:55] Dario1 : if that fib holds then 75-76 is within reach
[2026-03-12 00:13:03] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: 🧪✈️🚀
[2026-03-12 00:13:46] GodBleesYou : Dario1: bulls have to give miners the option to sell some <3
[2026-03-12 00:13:53] GodBleesYou : maybe rekt few bears on the way
[2026-03-12 00:15:13] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: indeed love <3
[2026-03-12 00:15:36] Dario1 : that would be just the cherry on top 🍒
[2026-03-12 00:17:24] GodBleesYou : Dario1: volume kicking in
[2026-03-12 00:17:41] PeacenLuv : short it if it goes down long if it goes up pretty easybtrade btc
[2026-03-12 00:17:43] GodBleesYou : reload fomo
[2026-03-12 00:17:55] GodBleesYou : we traped some bears
[2026-03-12 00:18:04] GodBleesYou : talk fuel is full
[2026-03-12 00:18:16] GodBleesYou : we only need a strong wick and the party can resume
[2026-03-12 00:19:31] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: the whales are finally awake
[2026-03-12 00:19:34] Dario1 : Mooooo
[2026-03-12 00:21:23] contract details : volume kicking the bucket in :pepe:
[2026-03-12 00:21:43] Dario1 : hehe
[2026-03-12 00:22:33] PeacenLuv : the 5min tunnel is abov and its tighter than a nunz kunt
[2026-03-12 00:23:15] thankyousomuch : running is good
[2026-03-12 00:23:20] thankyousomuch : they said :pepe:
[2026-03-12 00:23:30] thankyousomuch : now bulls run since 2 years without break
[2026-03-12 00:23:33] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 00:23:55] PeacenLuv : 4 bux wide maybe flipped theyr same colourvthats schitty . new addituon to system wavee tunnel strategy 2 kines tunnel emaz
[2026-03-12 00:24:03] thankyousomuch : burger
[2026-03-12 00:24:15] contract details : cant afford running
[2026-03-12 00:24:16] thankyousomuch : tunnel 😂
[2026-03-12 00:24:22] contract details : sold my legs to pay debt
[2026-03-12 00:24:25] PeacenLuv : anyone here ever pop a nun
[2026-03-12 00:24:24] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 00:24:39] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: you at 126k
[2026-03-12 00:25:48] PeacenLuv : i got tgousands of dollars long or short euther side of thiz range i c9nfess i know vukall
[2026-03-12 00:26:10] PeacenLuv : who is better than me
[2026-03-12 00:26:33] PeacenLuv : dohnt say sum fayg
[2026-03-12 00:27:24] PeacenLuv : mayb dirty harry in a clint eastwood movie
[2026-03-12 00:31:18] PeacenLuv : gonna b 4 usd to 1 euro dollah zoon
[2026-03-12 00:31:45] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: https://youtube.com/shorts/XGAUtCkaM7U
[2026-03-12 00:32:31] PeacenLuv : can the amerikanz be kidnapped over here
[2026-03-12 00:32:53] PeacenLuv : big 5min bullish falling wedge sui coin
[2026-03-12 00:33:12] PeacenLuv : stops 0.981
[2026-03-12 00:33:51] PeacenLuv : *0.978
[2026-03-12 00:34:28] PeacenLuv : 0.976
[2026-03-12 00:34:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 481.3000 SUI @ 0.9763 ($469.94)
[2026-03-12 00:34:37] PeacenLuv : vukkkk
[2026-03-12 00:35:11] PeacenLuv : 0.976 longstops up suikoin
[2026-03-12 00:35:45] PeacenLuv : 0.977
[2026-03-12 00:37:05] PeacenLuv : 😄😄try to catch file coin back up to 150 usd per its under a buck now vukk ltc
[2026-03-12 00:37:44] PeacenLuv : bnex preparing filecoin takeover ask arthur
[2026-03-12 00:38:30] PeacenLuv : u see tether is no gewd and its paired with erc token bmex
[2026-03-12 00:38:58] PeacenLuv : ethz not good just my opinion nor xrp
[2026-03-12 00:39:21] PeacenLuv : now only btc fil sui
[2026-03-12 00:39:39] PeacenLuv : and the erth iz rond
[2026-03-12 00:41:33] PeacenLuv : dont tell me u saw epzteen doin it
[2026-03-12 00:43:13] PeacenLuv : looks like a ladeez crypto trading college is necessary to employ som
[2026-03-12 00:43:33] PeacenLuv : empowerment
[2026-03-12 00:44:06] PeacenLuv : via pvt jet
[2026-03-12 00:44:24] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhweeeehhh btc
[2026-03-12 00:45:22] PeacenLuv : btc crabby
[2026-03-12 00:46:55] PeacenLuv : my most recen liquidations siggnal bottoms
[2026-03-12 00:47:58] PeacenLuv : long entry sui 0.981
[2026-03-12 00:48:16] PeacenLuv : pumpittup
[2026-03-12 00:49:43] GodBleesYou : round local bottom maybe bulls cooking cup
[2026-03-12 00:49:53] PeacenLuv : long entry bitcoin 70224 pump incoming lezgohh
[2026-03-12 00:49:58] GodBleesYou : bulls cooking a cup?
[2026-03-12 00:50:02] GodBleesYou : it looks so round
[2026-03-12 00:58:27] PeacenLuv : adding sui longs adding btc longs
[2026-03-12 01:02:07] contract details : i can feel the dump in my blood
[2026-03-12 01:02:15] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 01:02:23] contract details : just in: bitcoin is useless
[2026-03-12 01:02:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1100 USD @ 70081.2
[2026-03-12 01:03:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0245 XBT @ 70010 ($1,715.47)
[2026-03-12 01:04:24] PeacenLuv : 😛btfd btc
[2026-03-12 01:05:06] PeacenLuv : long entry 69958
[2026-03-12 01:06:05] PeacenLuv : im short
[2026-03-12 01:06:07] PeacenLuv : lol
[2026-03-12 01:06:21] PeacenLuv : short of frenz
[2026-03-12 01:06:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 489.6000 SUI @ 0.9721 ($475.99)
[2026-03-12 01:07:02] PeacenLuv : btfd sui coin
[2026-03-12 01:07:13] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT: wow u again
[2026-03-12 01:08:19] PeacenLuv : ughh long entry btc 69902
[2026-03-12 01:08:22] PeacenLuv : hmmm
[2026-03-12 01:08:22] GodBleesYou : OMG
[2026-03-12 01:08:36] PeacenLuv : longittup lezgohh the pain usually endz
[2026-03-12 01:09:36] PeacenLuv : 0.8758 fil koin entry
[2026-03-12 01:10:00] PeacenLuv : im feelin it
[2026-03-12 01:10:12] PeacenLuv : bullish crypto werld
[2026-03-12 01:10:39] Shiro : GodBleesYou: I feel it's just a start of it 67200 maybe
[2026-03-12 01:10:46] PeacenLuv : wow super 5min vol filecoin
[2026-03-12 01:10:53] PeacenLuv : bullish
[2026-03-12 01:11:28] Shiro : Hopefully 65 holding strong let's see
[2026-03-12 01:14:09] Gandalf the Grey : 71k one more time or finished?
[2026-03-12 01:15:09] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: it was abit weak on today attempt as we can't reach 71800-72
[2026-03-12 01:17:14] Shiro : Hopefully next week on Sunday more pumps I wish we keep holding 65 if we break that it can gets ugly
[2026-03-12 01:17:50] Shiro : But for now 67 and bounce can be good sign and going to top of the range 😀
[2026-03-12 01:19:46] Shiro : Whatever I gonna put my short SL blow my entry just abit profit to see what it's gonna do tomorrow murica opening good night 😘💜
[2026-03-12 01:21:56] BlissRP : Shiro: good night m'lord
[2026-03-12 01:21:59] BlissRP : and good luck
[2026-03-12 01:22:04] BlissRP : :surfer:
[2026-03-12 01:24:41] Shiro : BlissRP: hahaha I really appreciate your advice and hint it's make me think twice about it and win win for me as I closed my longs with decent profit and maybe this short ride gonna end up well too who knows hahaha thanks bro😄💜🙏🏻
[2026-03-12 01:25:02] BlissRP : team profit :doge:
[2026-03-12 01:30:01] BlissRP : rekt prevention insurance
[2026-03-12 01:32:52] thankyousomuch : 3 cent
[2026-03-12 01:33:05] thankyousomuch : back at Biden sell wall
[2026-03-12 01:38:44] thankyousomuch : bye nulls
[2026-03-12 01:41:45] Gandalf the Grey : I think asia will scam
[2026-03-12 01:41:48] Gandalf the Grey : better wait for eu session
[2026-03-12 01:42:55] PeacenLuv : long entry 69922
[2026-03-12 01:43:05] PeacenLuv : long entry 69922
[2026-03-12 01:47:34] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun :pepe:
[2026-03-12 01:52:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 69776.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-12 01:52:32] REKTakaMagicTric : anyone planing buy musk's spaceX stocks this year? that bastard is planing to start sending soon quantum computers into space im fking hyped about that
[2026-03-12 01:53:09] Dario1 : on chain data shows short-term and retail traders selling
[2026-03-12 01:53:20] Dario1 : while institutional capital and whales are accumulating…
[2026-03-12 01:54:48] Dario1 : Time for Prof. Pullrun
[2026-03-12 01:55:50] Dario1 : classic transfer of wealth from weak hands to strong hands
[2026-03-12 01:57:29] BlissRP : maximum transfer at 40 keks
[2026-03-12 01:58:04] thankyousomuch : longtail traders selling lol
[2026-03-12 01:58:41] Dario1 : 30K lower from here won’t make much difference to institutions
[2026-03-12 01:59:04] BlissRP : thats true ser
[2026-03-12 01:59:14] BlissRP : doesnt stay at extremes for long
[2026-03-12 02:00:02] Dario1 : depends on how this war develops
[2026-03-12 02:00:14] Dario1 : or next war I should say :arthur:
[2026-03-12 02:00:21] Dario1 : forever wars
[2026-03-12 02:00:44] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 02:00:45] Gandalf the Grey : greenland should experience freedom also
[2026-03-12 02:01:08] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-03-12 02:02:04] thankyousomuch : Dario1: was cant be afforded midterm
[2026-03-12 02:02:22] thankyousomuch : to much instability
[2026-03-12 02:02:30] thankyousomuch : wars
[2026-03-12 02:02:38] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: My guess is PeacenLuv will be elected the next president
[2026-03-12 02:02:49] thankyousomuch : me too
[2026-03-12 02:02:55] Dario1 : will be very good and healthy for markets
[2026-03-12 02:04:46] thankyousomuch : more peacen luvs less fuck fanatic birthrates
[2026-03-12 02:05:19] Dario1 : hehe
[2026-03-12 02:07:28] thankyousomuch : woman are just hot on getting childs like insects.
[2026-03-12 02:07:42] thankyousomuch : that has to be stopped women only prupose getting children lol
[2026-03-12 02:07:45] thankyousomuch : useless
[2026-03-12 02:07:52] thankyousomuch : i become gay
[2026-03-12 02:08:04] thankyousomuch : i marry my toaster
[2026-03-12 02:08:34] Gandalf the Grey : dont forget that gays are rich cause they do not talk to women....
[2026-03-12 02:08:45] thankyousomuch : true
[2026-03-12 02:09:19] Gandalf the Grey : women take resources in exchange for sex and family.
[2026-03-12 02:09:27] thankyousomuch : maybe arthur marries me
[2026-03-12 02:09:30] thankyousomuch : :arthur:
[2026-03-12 02:09:56] thankyousomuch : when btc is at bottom
[2026-03-12 02:11:52] Gandalf the Grey : MANGO pineapple BANANA WATERMELOOOOON
[2026-03-12 02:16:28] Gandalf the Grey : pump was promised 3000 years ago
[2026-03-12 02:19:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 69621.1 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-12 02:20:00] thankyousomuch : Biden is back 😳
[2026-03-12 02:20:19] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 02:20:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 482.9000 SUI @ 0.9678 ($467.35)
[2026-03-12 02:20:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 25 ETH @ 2036.67 ($50,917.00) - Margin call knocked – nobody home?
[2026-03-12 02:20:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0008 XBT @ 69576 ($55.67) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-12 02:20:24] thankyousomuch : .pepeb:
[2026-03-12 02:20:30] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:
[2026-03-12 02:20:42] thankyousomuch : Alll alll alll arrrr :Arthur:
[2026-03-12 02:38:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 486.5000 SUI @ 0.9674 ($470.64)
[2026-03-12 02:40:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 973.6000 SUI @ 0.9659 ($940.50)
[2026-03-12 02:40:41] BlissRP : data driven bull run
[2026-03-12 02:40:57] Gandalf the Grey : healthy for btc
[2026-03-12 02:41:02] Gandalf the Grey : not for the wallet
[2026-03-12 02:54:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4400 USD @ 69234.9
[2026-03-12 02:54:58] migozelaaa : 50kn
[2026-03-12 02:55:53] thankyousomuch : backwards bullrun is good
[2026-03-12 02:57:40] thankyousomuch : anybody seen Lapanini last time i sawhim he was fulltime working at Mc Donalds
[2026-03-12 02:59:47] PeacenLuv : 😄😄longstops up btc 96222
[2026-03-12 03:00:08] BlissRP : migozelaaa: 40
[2026-03-12 03:01:08] migozelaaa : BlissRP: better
[2026-03-12 03:07:47] GodBleesYou : rekt?
[2026-03-12 03:08:09] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: where is the pump!!!?
[2026-03-12 03:08:24] GodBleesYou : will bull gods will abandon us?
[2026-03-12 03:14:26] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 03:14:53] BlissRP : only skiradot can save us
[2026-03-12 03:15:01] BlissRP : stop sell scammers
[2026-03-12 03:24:54] thankyousomuch : Pulled pork :pepe:
[2026-03-12 03:26:47] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds promised a bullrun to all, but now they only give a hamburger to every worker, what a bull run, minimum wage lol
[2026-03-12 03:26:51] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 03:52:27] neki : asia
[2026-03-12 03:52:41] neki : can wipe my sweaty balls
[2026-03-12 03:52:53] neki : with a towel, gently
[2026-03-12 03:53:08] neki : kashmere towel
[2026-03-12 03:53:29] neki : asia tiny dikk trader turning into murica-type scammer
[2026-03-12 03:54:22] neki : is oke asia.. your not welcome in crypto since forever. gtfo and idk, make some temu-coin.
[2026-03-12 04:16:33] Hung Thang : hi
[2026-03-12 04:33:35] BlissRP : why damp!!!?!?!?!?!??!
[2026-03-12 04:33:38] BlissRP : bullas!!?!?!?
[2026-03-12 04:33:42] BlissRP : HELP
[2026-03-12 04:50:52] GodBleesYou : @admin any admin
[2026-03-12 04:51:05] GodBleesYou : realse my transfer !! before i get rekt xD
[2026-03-12 04:51:58] BlissRP : gamba gamba
[2026-03-12 05:04:08] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: jajajajjaa
[2026-03-12 05:04:26] GodBleesYou : @admin yo yo anyone home?
[2026-03-12 05:04:32] GodBleesYou : realse my transfer
[2026-03-12 05:05:46] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: are you also trading yourself alongside your algo?
[2026-03-12 05:07:55] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i have 3 accounts main> only algo big account that cant be rekt (hold short since 80k area test account > this one where i test new algos on high lavrage(hold long at 50x right now,,, may god save me ) and fun account i trade manually (i hold short 1x from 105k on that one)
[2026-03-12 05:09:59] GodBleesYou : @admin yo yo
[2026-03-12 05:10:02] BlissRP : cool
[2026-03-12 05:10:04] GodBleesYou : anyone home?
[2026-03-12 05:10:08] BlissRP : i like that mix
[2026-03-12 05:10:43] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: never put all eggs in one place <3
[2026-03-12 05:12:16] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: funds arrived!!!
[2026-03-12 05:12:20] GodBleesYou : only 10x now
[2026-03-12 05:12:22] GodBleesYou : lets go!!!!
[2026-03-12 05:12:33] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 05:13:05] GodBleesYou : may god be gentle on my soul <3 @BlissRP
[2026-03-12 05:15:14] 45th_blown_account : :doge:
[2026-03-12 05:16:20] BlissRP : oil to da moooooooon
[2026-03-12 05:16:22] BlissRP : MOON IT
[2026-03-12 05:21:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 127 XRP @ 1.3686 ($173.81)
[2026-03-12 05:27:38] pppooojjjj : Fffffaafafafa faallliiing! The Rasmu
[2026-03-12 05:34:08] BitMEX_Chase : GodBleesYou: Hello, whats up!
[2026-03-12 05:37:25] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: ,,,,
[2026-03-12 05:37:42] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Chase: all good transfer arrived in time
[2026-03-12 05:37:52] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: we probbly gonna moon soon
[2026-03-12 05:38:28] GodBleesYou : algo flip to short on 6min time fream,,, in the last week i short bottoms and long tops,, so it might be the bottom @BlissRP
[2026-03-12 05:38:32] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: oil moon btc very down
[2026-03-12 05:38:54] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: btc probbly moon if i am shorting jajajaa
[2026-03-12 05:39:03] BlissRP : i believe
[2026-03-12 05:39:11] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-12 05:40:35] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: market maker really rape me this 2 weeks
[2026-03-12 05:40:56] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: you will have your revenge
[2026-03-12 05:41:01] BlissRP : many felt the pain in this period
[2026-03-12 05:43:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i will i will
[2026-03-12 05:43:51] GodBleesYou : algo always ends up green @BlissRP
[2026-03-12 05:48:20] GodBleesYou : lol.. algo really sold the bottom xD
[2026-03-12 05:48:44] BlissRP : algo doesnt bullieve
[2026-03-12 05:49:05] BlissRP : i have a feeling oil will reach 200 for some reason
[2026-03-12 05:49:12] BlissRP : so many eyes on it
[2026-03-12 05:55:16] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: to many eyes on that
[2026-03-12 05:55:22] GodBleesYou : so yeah,, probbly fomo
[2026-03-12 05:55:26] GodBleesYou : to crowded..
[2026-03-12 05:55:36] BlissRP : too crowded short
[2026-03-12 05:55:37] BlissRP : haha
[2026-03-12 07:00:56] neki : btc needs support
[2026-03-12 07:01:01] neki : like unkie in recovery
[2026-03-12 07:01:04] neki : lots of love
[2026-03-12 07:01:08] neki : lots of understanding
[2026-03-12 07:01:21] neki : junkie*
[2026-03-12 07:01:49] neki : "come now, not all is bad" "you are a good person still" "forget the past" "make amends"
[2026-03-12 07:02:55] neki : --- we're on the 13th step now, corn, do not give into your past autodestructive (short) tendencies. You can do it. Cant relapse now!
[2026-03-12 07:03:01] neki : u dirty junkie, you.
[2026-03-12 07:03:37] speedwell : Not till rock bottom with he ever change.
[2026-03-12 07:11:39] neki : speedwell: nasty hard truth :D
[2026-03-12 07:14:14] neki : EU seems to be gettin ready to rip it again this session. Some action this session has shown in past days. Unusual. But nice for all of us, who are native Europe
[2026-03-12 07:16:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-12 07:49:13] RonnieREKT : 70k incoming!!
[2026-03-12 07:50:55] neki : Ronnie shaddappa-- go rekt bera now !
[2026-03-12 07:55:36] BlissRP : i dont will it
[2026-03-12 07:56:02] BlissRP : perma bulling is a disease
[2026-03-12 08:00:33] neki : BlissRP: the unwilling shall convert
[2026-03-12 08:00:46] BlissRP : the shilling shall desert
[2026-03-12 08:00:50] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 08:00:57] BlissRP : gamblers will always be ffound
[2026-03-12 08:01:04] BlissRP : nakeds will drown
[2026-03-12 08:01:10] BlissRP : clowns will clown
[2026-03-12 08:01:24] neki : bears will be em-bera-assed
[2026-03-12 08:02:58] BlissRP : no lube
[2026-03-12 08:12:36] neki : use oil instead
[2026-03-12 08:12:38] neki : .D
[2026-03-12 08:12:41] neki : :D
[2026-03-12 08:12:49] BlissRP : too expensive
[2026-03-12 08:13:03] MadoffNakamoto : The only people buying here are Saylor and Blueballsmaster. And they have one thing in common: they buy anywhere.
[2026-03-12 08:16:28] 45th_blown_account : you want the truf ? you cant handle the truf :pepe:
[2026-03-12 08:24:38] neki : the truf lies in the middle
[2026-03-12 08:24:47] neki : inda middle of ass
[2026-03-12 08:25:04] neki : brown rings of power
[2026-03-12 08:30:15] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2026-03-12 08:31:35] BlissRP : only laura knows where this is going
[2026-03-12 08:31:41] 45th_blown_account : :pepe: that`s why i cant handle the truf :pepe:
[2026-03-12 08:31:43] BlissRP : all taxis fully leveraged
[2026-03-12 08:40:54] neki : This is good
[2026-03-12 08:41:10] neki : globally stress-testing the civilizations dependency on oil
[2026-03-12 08:41:13] neki : this is gree
[2026-03-12 08:41:18] neki : green*
[2026-03-12 08:46:19] neki : Traditions are broken. We've been thru oil crisis before during covid. This is just dirty producers trying to stay important in the world thats left them behind.
[2026-03-12 08:49:39] Waleedzaher : Hello all
[2026-03-12 08:50:04] BlissRP : stay tuned for next weeks episode of preachings from the 250x trader
[2026-03-12 08:50:46] neki : BlissRP: 200x if ure refering to me
[2026-03-12 08:50:55] neki : .D
[2026-03-12 08:50:57] BlissRP : neki: my bad my bad
[2026-03-12 08:51:03] neki : BlissRP: :D
[2026-03-12 08:51:30] Waleedzaher : What should I do here?
[2026-03-12 08:52:02] neki : BlissRP: u trade oil?
[2026-03-12 08:52:17] BlissRP : neki: not really
[2026-03-12 08:52:26] BlissRP : Waleedzaher: probably nothing if you have to ask ser!
[2026-03-12 08:57:07] bluemaster : https://x.com/ennui365/status/2031717777333956976
[2026-03-12 09:10:26] neki : bluemaster: +1
[2026-03-12 09:11:13] BlissRP : wen -1
[2026-03-12 09:12:16] neki : gone sir, gone. all (-) has been spent, only (+) now
[2026-03-12 09:18:26] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:18:24] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-12 09:18:42] BlissRP : contract details: but ser, ma 80k
[2026-03-12 09:19:05] contract details : BlissRP: :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:19:21] contract details : if we pumped to 80k i could close everything in green and sleep for a week hehe
[2026-03-12 09:19:22] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:19:29] contract details : the world does not allow this sorry
[2026-03-12 09:19:53] contract details : instead CL is 2nd in volume on the biggest dex
[2026-03-12 09:20:12] BlissRP : can i at least get oil to 200?
[2026-03-12 09:20:16] BlissRP : fair deal?
[2026-03-12 09:20:39] contract details : cant reallyt long oil now
[2026-03-12 09:20:48] BlissRP : i will watch it
[2026-03-12 09:20:50] contract details : sleep and miss the trades, suffer all day
[2026-03-12 09:20:50] BlissRP : and be happy
[2026-03-12 09:20:55] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:21:13] BlissRP : damn, just woke up and already getting angry pepe'd is kinda harsh
[2026-03-12 09:21:33] BlissRP : "this guy knows too much"
[2026-03-12 09:22:47] jjhiijiji : IEA also releasing record amount of oil to try and compensate so oil gonna be choppy too late to long and cant short
[2026-03-12 09:23:02] jjhiijiji : half of that amount is US lol
[2026-03-12 09:23:37] BlissRP : everyone saying too late to long will regret not longing imo
[2026-03-12 09:23:37] jjhiijiji : they gonna get to sell huge amounts of oil at stupid prices to customers who lost iran , i.e china india pakistan etc
[2026-03-12 09:23:43] BlissRP : but i am also not longing
[2026-03-12 09:23:45] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:23:55] BlissRP : but still, watch 200 happen
[2026-03-12 09:24:42] BlissRP : same guys said too late to short and watched it go negative
[2026-03-12 09:24:45] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-12 09:26:06] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2026-03-12 09:27:37] jjhiijiji : the IEA reserve release is only gonna last just under a month though they said to covers the shortages
[2026-03-12 09:27:50] jjhiijiji : so maybe it will stabilize till we know whether distuption will drag on or not
[2026-03-12 09:28:05] jjhiijiji : if the war drags on, likely it will still go up reguardless of IEA action
[2026-03-12 09:28:14] jjhiijiji : but if there are signs of war coming to end it might never pump and just go down
[2026-03-12 09:28:53] jjhiijiji : i think its probably more possible war drags on and markets dump and oil spikes up higher, but lets see how fast they can finish it if they can do it in time
[2026-03-12 09:29:02] BlissRP : war coming to end
[2026-03-12 09:29:07] BlissRP : just like ukraine
[2026-03-12 09:29:26] BlissRP : cause trump said sso
[2026-03-12 09:29:29] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:29:44] BlissRP : all hail lord chancellor of planet earth
[2026-03-12 09:29:48] BlissRP : who never tells lies
[2026-03-12 09:29:54] BlissRP : and saves every country
[2026-03-12 09:29:55] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:30:08] BlissRP : :doge: :doge: :doge:
[2026-03-12 09:33:23] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2026-03-12 09:37:04] MANsa_MOONsa : when the hell will we pump
[2026-03-12 09:42:09] BlissRP : when laura says so
[2026-03-12 09:42:36] jjhiijiji : laura got saylor on a leash now calls him b1tch uses him as an ashtray
[2026-03-12 09:42:46] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-12 09:42:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 15 Cont @ 2050.71 ($2,153.90) - Are ya winning, son?
[2026-03-12 09:43:15] jjhiijiji : she makes him say 'only up forever, woof woof' at parties so people can laugh
[2026-03-12 09:43:31] jjhiijiji : he wears a gimp suit on all 4s and a dog head costume
[2026-03-12 09:43:37] jjhiijiji : its quite funny really, you can even pet him
[2026-03-12 09:44:49] BlissRP : POMPEET
[2026-03-12 09:44:55] BlissRP : with all your heart
[2026-03-12 09:45:12] neki : hah EU acting scammy. Massa murica taught you well
[2026-03-12 09:46:02] BlissRP : i go sleep
[2026-03-12 09:46:03] MadoffNakamoto : MANsa_MOONsa: 0 is very good support.
[2026-03-12 09:46:19] BlissRP : if this isnt above 72k when i wake up you are all weak pus c's
[2026-03-12 09:46:28] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pumpusdt ``` :bitmex: PUMPUSDT: -9.20 USDT RPNL, 202.15 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-12 09:46:45] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-12 09:48:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 900 USD @ 69871.7 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-12 09:49:41] neki : BlissRP: we will will it for u
[2026-03-12 09:51:12] contract details : lmao
[2026-03-12 09:51:20] contract details : 5m scam is all it takes f or people to believe
[2026-03-12 09:51:21] Dantjtaz : MANsa_MOONsa: :doge:
[2026-03-12 10:11:12] BitMEX_Hans : Hi frens, it's been some time
[2026-03-12 10:11:17] BitMEX_Hans : what a boring market, right
[2026-03-12 10:13:56] Dr.van_Doom666 : Der blonde Hans von der Bundesbahn ist wieder da!!!
[2026-03-12 10:14:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : BitMEX_Hans: Hi Hans! Nice to see u again!
[2026-03-12 10:15:42] Shiro : 67 and we can take off from there
[2026-03-12 10:16:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: next moonshot is from 16800 to 17500
[2026-03-12 10:16:51] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: good luck sir
[2026-03-12 10:20:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: gl too. u need it...
[2026-03-12 10:23:10] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: I'm not living base to base life and trades on luck ser but thanks 💜