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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-08 01:20:05] Shiro : Right [2026-03-08 01:20:08] Shiro : https://youtu.be/Mz-dGpvMSWU?si=j287BjeqkwJHlxEA 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-08 01:21:16] Luke Short : haha, i will take the window then [2026-03-08 01:22:42] Shiro : Lol I love his accent [2026-03-08 01:24:34] Luke Short : https://youtu.be/VHygTMF98Rw?t=24 [2026-03-08 01:24:39] thankyousomuch : Are you longing mid of bear market good guys? [2026-03-08 01:25:05] thankyousomuch : im too bullish ! [2026-03-08 01:27:27] thankyousomuch : XBTUSD -1.33% 67246.8 XBTUSDT -1.37% 67236.1 ETHUSD -0.41% 1972.65 SOLUSDT -1.84% 83.04 ETHUSDT -0.58% 1968.33 SUIUSDT -1.28% 0.8902 XRPUSDT -0.84% 1.3534 DOGEUSDT -1.59% 0.08999 SOLUSD -1.99% 83.16 QQQUSDT -0.12% 598.88 DOGEUSD -1.89% 0.08986 XBTH26 -1.52% 67309.5 XRPUSD -0.89% 1.3545 HYPEUSDT -2.28% 30.134 BCHUSDT +0.22% 449.35 ADAUSD -2.27% 0.2540 ADAUSDT -2.08% 0.2538 WLFIUSDT -3.00% 0.09563 PEPEUSDT -4.61% 0.000003230 ZECUSDT -6.46% 196.28 [2026-03-08 01:27:44] Luke Short : Shiro: https://youtu.be/SbKYXcQ_uvY?t=13 i hate those people, but somehow they are also fascinating [2026-03-08 01:28:00] Luke Short : and the music is ok [2026-03-08 01:32:40] Luke Short : i guess my people are "fascinating" too.. feel free to laugh, everyone: https://youtu.be/67rc96joOz8?t=26 [2026-03-08 01:33:05] Shiro : Luke Short: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-08 01:33:12] thankyousomuch : longers are liquidity [2026-03-08 01:33:19] thankyousomuch : shorters take liquidity [2026-03-08 01:33:42] Shiro : Wait wisky kokaina is my fave have you lesson to that one? [2026-03-08 01:34:21] Shiro : Luke Short: https://youtu.be/V1b7yO8u5jw?si=bLYkx7Qv_qgniNaJ 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-08 01:34:52] PeacenLuv : 67074 long entry bringitonn btc berrazez [2026-03-08 01:35:11] Gandalf the Grey : Time to ask uncle Satan for direction lol [2026-03-08 01:35:33] Luke Short : Shiro: no, i only ever listened to techno, trance and other electronic music while doing drugs. [2026-03-08 01:35:54] Luke Short : Shiro: can you show me a turkish rockband? a good one, not soft rock [2026-03-08 01:35:57] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-08 01:35:59] Luke Short : i think it's impossible [2026-03-08 01:37:02] Shiro : Luke Short: Turkish I'm listening only to ibrahim tatlises when my gf slapping me and kicking me out of the bed 😂 [2026-03-08 01:37:43] Gandalf the Grey : btc up 150 usd omg [2026-03-08 01:38:26] Luke Short : Shiro: lol, i can see why :D [2026-03-08 01:38:28] thankyousomuch : Gandalf the Grey: ended :pepe: [2026-03-08 01:38:48] Dario1 : Luke Short: How about this absolute masterpiece from my country https://youtube.com/watch?v=AJSI0FDVZxU [2026-03-08 01:38:51] Gandalf the Grey : some bull runs end and some do not start [2026-03-08 01:39:12] Shiro : Dario1: wthhh 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-08 01:39:15] thankyousomuch : yes [2026-03-08 01:39:23] thankyousomuch : bullruns never end to start [2026-03-08 01:39:37] Dario1 : Shiro: 🤣 [2026-03-08 01:39:59] Dario1 : the only tatlises song I’ve heard years ago [2026-03-08 01:40:05] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=nWIIS7vgT-E [2026-03-08 01:40:30] Dario1 : Their Tarkan singer was very famous 2-3 decades ago [2026-03-08 01:40:53] Dario1 : this one [2026-03-08 01:40:57] Luke Short : Dario1: it's on my playlist now. TUTE TUTE TUTE [2026-03-08 01:41:00] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=c9r1Vfb51X8 [2026-03-08 01:41:11] Dario1 : Luke Short: haha :kek: [2026-03-08 01:42:21] Shiro : Dario1: +1 [2026-03-08 01:42:23] thankyousomuch : bullruns dont work in a buillrun [2026-03-08 01:42:28] PeacenLuv : beauty 5m8n close xbtusdperp [2026-03-08 01:42:45] thankyousomuch : :pepeb: [2026-03-08 01:42:59] thankyousomuch : 📉 [2026-03-08 01:43:09] PeacenLuv : luv that volume im in thr [2026-03-08 01:43:31] Shiro : https://youtu.be/_nwJhnSWR4Q?si=qOWEopk5Xg9kJRi1 this one is the one when my gf kicking me out of the bed at nights i playing my self while laying down on sofa 💔😂 [2026-03-08 01:43:38] PeacenLuv : woooooohhh lezvukinnn goghhhhhh btc [2026-03-08 01:46:01] Gandalf the Grey : wtf did I just watch lmao [2026-03-08 01:46:18] Dario1 : Shiro: lmao 🤣🤣 [2026-03-08 01:47:12] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: what're you watching prn? Share it with us sharing is caring 😄 [2026-03-08 01:47:40] Gandalf the Grey : i once saw a midget vs camel race [2026-03-08 01:47:47] Gandalf the Grey : 4 midgets vs 1 camel [2026-03-08 01:47:59] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: wthhh 🤣 [2026-03-08 01:48:14] Gandalf the Grey : put midget vs camel in google i think it will find it [2026-03-08 01:48:29] Gandalf the Grey : last midget was very fast [2026-03-08 01:48:34] Luke Short : Shiro: you just need a big moustache, everythin else is meaningless - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/obinLL0Hq-Q [2026-03-08 01:50:31] Shiro : Luke Short: last November I growed Stalin tache for men charity that's suits me 😄 [2026-03-08 01:51:01] Shiro : Luke Short: fs this guy is so gay 😂 [2026-03-08 01:51:09] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MB2beu3hCcs [2026-03-08 01:51:13] Gandalf the Grey : found it [2026-03-08 01:52:29] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: wth how did you end up on this 🤣 [2026-03-08 01:53:02] Gandalf the Grey : hehe ask my brain [2026-03-08 01:53:10] Gandalf the Grey : he guides me [2026-03-08 01:57:05] PeacenLuv : btc longs forevuhh safe under 67k . kissez go out to btc berazzez [2026-03-08 01:57:17] PeacenLuv : thank heavens above [2026-03-08 02:01:11] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66946 [2026-03-08 02:04:52] funny cat videos : https://youtu.be/8aDeVm4VIUU [2026-03-08 02:04:56] funny cat videos : vuuuukkkkkk :doge::doge: [2026-03-08 02:06:04] Gandalf the Grey : bro if cats love to eat mice [2026-03-08 02:06:13] Gandalf the Grey : why is there no mice flavored cat food? [2026-03-08 02:06:24] Gandalf the Grey : Isnt that concerning? [2026-03-08 02:06:24] PeacenLuv : 😛longstops up 67258 [2026-03-08 02:06:55] funny cat videos : think it's a hunter prey thing rather than taste thing :pepe: [2026-03-08 02:07:21] PeacenLuv : 😄u guys are playing against someone who already won [2026-03-08 02:12:50] funny cat videos : stop sell scammers :pepe: [2026-03-08 02:28:21] BlissRP : funny cat videos: skiradot it [2026-03-08 02:30:34] Gandalf the Grey : watch [2026-03-08 02:30:34] Gandalf the Grey : this gonna wick 56k lol [2026-03-08 02:49:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.5100 ETH @ 1953.08 ($2,948.92) - Oops, margin call dropped by! [2026-03-08 02:49:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.6100 SOL @ 82.51 ($50.33) [2026-03-08 02:50:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.7900 ETH @ 1949.31 ($3,488.85) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again [2026-03-08 02:50:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67024.8 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-08 02:51:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 16300 USD @ 66893.6 [2026-03-08 02:51:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 132200 DOGE @ 0.089 ($11,765.14) - Liquidation complete – coffee break? [2026-03-08 02:51:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0212 XBT @ 66848 ($1,417.14) [2026-03-08 02:52:40] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh [2026-03-08 02:55:36] BlissRP : just wick it to 0 already [2026-03-08 02:55:43] Dexul : fr fr [2026-03-08 02:57:11] PeacenLuv : wow shez dipping big surprise [2026-03-08 03:08:51] funny cat videos : only way for this to go up is for dex to short [2026-03-08 03:09:17] funny cat videos : and im p sure he's busy living the yacht life so uh :pepe: we stuck :pepe: [2026-03-08 03:18:09] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67008 [2026-03-08 04:05:45] PeacenLuv : inomingpoompahhtlonghere [2026-03-08 04:07:38] GodBleesYou : omg look at funding? [2026-03-08 04:07:45] GodBleesYou : it going to crash? [2026-03-08 04:08:50] PeacenLuv : 😄the ball is in eurocort [2026-03-08 04:09:05] PeacenLuv : court in play [2026-03-08 04:09:44] PeacenLuv : its a strong werthy investment btc bitmex was built for it [2026-03-08 04:10:14] PeacenLuv : go mexico [2026-03-08 04:11:04] PeacenLuv : bunch of brownies [2026-03-08 04:11:30] PeacenLuv : i been cooking and laying out the icing [2026-03-08 04:12:20] PeacenLuv : wen 1 milly usd dollars per 1 btc [2026-03-08 04:12:36] PeacenLuv : mop up that paper lov [2026-03-08 04:13:26] PeacenLuv : btc skeleton goes in a bar says [2026-03-08 04:13:43] PeacenLuv : gimmee a beer and a mop [2026-03-08 04:14:20] PeacenLuv : btc oversold under 67k watch n learn [2026-03-08 04:14:55] PeacenLuv : sell yur bad memreez n long btc [2026-03-08 04:15:18] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhweeeeeehbbhhh here we gohhhh [2026-03-08 04:16:11] PeacenLuv : sad thing i tjink a comet blue my back out vukin in major pain cant zleep [2026-03-08 04:16:36] PeacenLuv : a nd im pizzed off with dykface [2026-03-08 04:17:02] PeacenLuv : wat a prik [2026-03-08 04:53:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0018 XBT @ 66778.9 ($120.20) - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-08 04:54:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0046 XBT @ 66728.2 ($306.94) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-08 04:54:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 65 Cont @ 1937.76 ($8,402.49) - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay [2026-03-08 04:54:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 3.5000 ETH @ 1937.36 ($6,779.96) - Your stop-loss called in sick today [2026-03-08 04:54:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 136000 USD @ 66710.3 - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial [2026-03-08 04:55:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1600 ETH @ 1930.54 ($308.84) [2026-03-08 04:55:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 66552.3 [2026-03-08 04:55:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1690 DOGE @ 0.08879 ($150.02) [2026-03-08 04:55:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 3.3000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 2.937 ($9.82) [2026-03-08 05:06:33] Dario1 : 66666 again 😈 [2026-03-08 05:07:34] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=EJC-_j3SnXk 🎵 :catjam: [2026-03-08 05:13:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSD`: Buy 1000 Cont @ 0.884 ($591.74) [2026-03-08 05:38:07] REKTakaMagicTric : not cool look like i get rekt before i can add more liQ [2026-03-08 06:36:40] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: to Satan sir :catjam: [2026-03-08 07:59:21] BeaRed : Where are the ladies from everyday saying it will jump? [2026-03-08 08:18:06] MadoffNakamoto : 👹😈 https://youtu.be/Bk2AqXsJsWU?si=YpH_gB4t5DMPNLW2 👹😈 [2026-03-08 08:19:13] BeaRed : Thats my song @MadoffNakamoto [2026-03-08 08:54:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 15000 BMEX @ 0.059 ($900.00) [2026-03-08 09:05:21] nylon123 : SEND IT [2026-03-08 09:05:27] nylon123 : please say send it now [2026-03-08 09:14:24] BlissRP : party is over, furries [2026-03-08 09:14:27] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-08 09:21:05] nylon123 : i beg u send it [2026-03-08 09:21:28] nylon123 : shar send it means? i only know this term when i write an email or sms [2026-03-08 09:24:34] nylon123 : I MUST KNOW where to SEND IT [2026-03-08 09:26:20] nylon123 : how can i send the price?! [2026-03-08 09:31:58] nylon123 : bitchones send the price to 66666 /command [2026-03-08 09:32:05] nylon123 : not works [2026-03-08 09:32:10] nylon123 : please help [2026-03-08 09:34:05] nylon123 : 😢 [2026-03-08 09:34:43] nylon123 : Bitchochones GO TO PRICE 666666 [2026-03-08 09:34:56] nylon123 : Bitchones TELEPORT to 66666 [2026-03-08 09:35:14] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: :catjam: [2026-03-08 09:35:23] nylon123 : while (1) BitchonesPrice-- [2026-03-08 09:36:44] nylon123 : who the fuck is Madoff [2026-03-08 09:37:08] nylon123 : no madoff here [2026-03-08 09:39:22] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: :catjam: 😈 [2026-03-08 10:04:41] speedwell : I spy with my little eye....range bound? [2026-03-08 10:42:48] Gandalf the Grey : i do not believe [2026-03-08 10:42:54] Gandalf the Grey : some movement up huh [2026-03-08 10:42:58] Gandalf the Grey : unbullievable [2026-03-08 10:50:19] MrLS : bulllieve [2026-03-08 10:50:27] MrLS : :pepe: [2026-03-08 10:50:47] Gandalf the Grey : The drop was unbearable [2026-03-08 10:50:47] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD [2026-03-08 10:50:52] MrLS : hahahah [2026-03-08 10:50:55] MrLS : indeed indeed [2026-03-08 10:57:26] Gandalf the Grey : We muist take 69k to break the triangle [2026-03-08 10:57:35] Gandalf the Grey : then we can continue da push [2026-03-08 10:58:49] MrLS : I expected to see 75 atleast, that was a bare minimum but we didnt even make itt [2026-03-08 10:59:59] MrLS : bullas are unbearable [2026-03-08 11:00:35] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!! [2026-03-08 11:06:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 1528.1000 SUI @ 0.8942 ($1,366.27) [2026-03-08 11:06:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!! [2026-03-08 11:06:54] PeacenLuv : 😄btcz dippin [2026-03-08 11:07:10] BlissRP : nice 30 second uptrend [2026-03-08 11:07:12] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-08 11:11:57] Gandalf the Grey : indeed [2026-03-08 11:12:15] Gandalf the Grey : 5h pumpa is bulls limit [2026-03-08 11:12:34] Gandalf the Grey : now we can dump for 50 hours [2026-03-08 11:12:36] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2026-03-08 11:17:57] PeacenLuv : i can only suggest u pik 1 crypto n dedicate 1 directio . [2026-03-08 11:18:17] PeacenLuv : til its ovr [2026-03-08 11:19:28] PeacenLuv : it shud b sunday funday wall st 0715 [2026-03-08 11:20:31] PeacenLuv : longing 68758 n lower [2026-03-08 11:22:09] PeacenLuv : my joints r starting to last 2 days . bigger n stronger 1z [2026-03-08 11:22:21] PeacenLuv : 😆 [2026-03-08 11:22:37] PeacenLuv : getting gyna eyed [2026-03-08 11:26:52] PeacenLuv : btc shud b safe below at 66 im short btc [2026-03-08 11:27:11] PeacenLuv : copy trading ya all [2026-03-08 11:27:53] PeacenLuv : btcz for a particular mindset [2026-03-08 11:30:24] PeacenLuv : if u think usd fiat is werth schitt buy btc [2026-03-08 11:38:45] PeacenLuv : usa iz brokeazz poor bhitchez now [2026-03-08 11:41:12] PeacenLuv : morally they spent theirz id zay [2026-03-08 11:41:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 1949.73 ($1,949.49) - Ping! Your position took a quick nap 😅 [2026-03-08 11:42:55] PeacenLuv : im not such a fan of tall buildings ie nyork [2026-03-08 11:44:59] PeacenLuv : wen shud we long tjis puppy [2026-03-08 11:46:01] MadoffNakamoto : PeacenLuv: I would like to see a 66500 retest and see how it behaves there [2026-03-08 11:46:56] MadoffNakamoto : in the meantime :catjam: [2026-03-08 11:46:59] PeacenLuv : MadoffNakamoto: looking to long [2026-03-08 11:47:28] PeacenLuv : gewd to see yur aliv [2026-03-08 11:47:53] PeacenLuv : many wounded soldiers here [2026-03-08 11:48:02] MadoffNakamoto : haha [2026-03-08 11:48:19] PeacenLuv : i had my epipheny months ago yur all overdue [2026-03-08 11:48:39] PeacenLuv : 🌀 [2026-03-08 11:48:55] PeacenLuv : catch the spiral wave btc [2026-03-08 11:49:52] PeacenLuv : i think it twisted my bak a bit or i was sitting like clinton wat a fag [2026-03-08 11:50:31] PeacenLuv : k im gonna go long here going off not the price [2026-03-08 11:51:06] PeacenLuv : mostly just habit now [2026-03-08 11:51:22] PeacenLuv : its cheap right [2026-03-08 11:52:00] PeacenLuv : mayb try longing 5 yrs btc high lev [2026-03-08 11:52:23] PeacenLuv : no claim to fame [2026-03-08 11:52:45] PeacenLuv : if i hit it it dumps [2026-03-08 11:55:57] PeacenLuv : prolly somewhere arryone duznt vuk each other [2026-03-08 11:57:54] Atlemos : hard to long a bera flag [2026-03-08 12:04:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!! [2026-03-08 12:04:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : Atlemos: Hi Atle [2026-03-08 12:04:52] PeacenLuv : a sore bak stops u from doing things u normally do [2026-03-08 12:09:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 2.2000 ETH @ 1939.59 ($4,266.81) - Tears for the loss? Nah, cheers for the lesson. [2026-03-08 12:11:43] PeacenLuv : lemme see here i longed but i gotta see where [2026-03-08 12:12:16] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 67353 [2026-03-08 12:12:27] PeacenLuv : 67253* [2026-03-08 12:13:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 67166.8 [2026-03-08 12:13:24] PeacenLuv : 😄longstops up 67158 [2026-03-08 12:15:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4200 USD @ 66960.1 [2026-03-08 12:15:52] GodBleesYou : dead? [2026-03-08 12:16:00] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 6080 DOGE @ 0.08834 ($537.11) [2026-03-08 12:16:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!! [2026-03-08 12:20:32] MadoffNakamoto : lets see if bullas can flatten this up a bit of it goes straight to satan :catjam: [2026-03-08 12:20:52] Gandalf the Grey : longing is fucking scary [2026-03-08 12:21:03] Gandalf the Grey : ber very stonk [2026-03-08 12:22:05] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: im feeling like a scam wick up is still possible [2026-03-08 12:22:12] MadoffNakamoto : im giving it a couple more days [2026-03-08 12:22:42] Gandalf the Grey : i mean it finally showed some strength but look at what happend after lol [2026-03-08 12:22:48] MadoffNakamoto : if this hold here properly I might flip [2026-03-08 12:23:16] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: oh dont get mistaken im not bullish lol [2026-03-08 12:23:22] MadoffNakamoto : I just wanna trade the wick if it happens [2026-03-08 12:24:05] MadoffNakamoto : not bullish -yet- at least [2026-03-08 12:25:00] Gandalf the Grey : 66k must hold imo for any bullish related things [2026-03-08 12:45:31] Gandalf the Grey : eth was 2200 like 3 days ago lol [2026-03-08 12:45:34] Gandalf the Grey : now barely above 1900 [2026-03-08 12:45:38] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa nerf bears [2026-03-08 12:45:52] Luke Short : ja pierdola [2026-03-08 12:46:32] Gandalf the Grey : bajajajo bajajajo [2026-03-08 12:47:41] Luke Short : I fucking give you bajo jajo you fucking fuckhead bajo jajo bajo jajo your ass [2026-03-08 12:48:29] Gandalf the Grey : yeeeaaaah [2026-03-08 12:48:38] Gandalf the Grey : a man of culture [2026-03-08 13:17:09] Gandalf the Grey : btc is cooked guys [2026-03-08 13:17:22] Gandalf the Grey : better buy banana coin [2026-03-08 13:18:09] Gandalf the Grey : wait when burgers come lol [2026-03-08 13:18:40] Gandalf the Grey : burger session, tea session and rice session lol [2026-03-08 13:20:20] GodBleesYou : there is hope this will dump? [2026-03-08 13:20:37] GodBleesYou : Just Wick It!!! [2026-03-08 13:23:32] Gandalf the Grey : what did your algo do? [2026-03-08 13:23:34] Djdez : 58k incoming [2026-03-08 13:23:36] Gandalf the Grey : still short? [2026-03-08 13:23:41] Gandalf the Grey : did it survive the fake ass pumpy? [2026-03-08 13:25:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2600 USD @ 66859.1 [2026-03-08 13:27:10] bmagic : Long [2026-03-08 13:27:32] Gandalf the Grey : yeah with 3 percent stop or so maybe it will do sth [2026-03-08 13:29:11] Gandalf the Grey : those pumpps are just shorts covering not buying [2026-03-08 13:29:11] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD [2026-03-08 13:32:34] nylon123 : pajeet incomming [2026-03-08 13:32:59] Gandalf the Grey : 100k eod seems realistic right [2026-03-08 13:36:08] 45th_blown_account : bitcooneeeeeeee [2026-03-08 13:36:49] nylon123 : Pajeet Incoming ☺️☺️ [2026-03-08 13:37:03] Gandalf the Grey : what is Pajeet [2026-03-08 13:37:06] Werner : Any commies here? Dis for you @ mahalo ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DchQrzxePA [2026-03-08 13:37:25] Werner : Don’t get shot, mahalo ! [2026-03-08 13:37:45] nylon123 : india streetfood meme term [2026-03-08 13:38:23] 45th_blown_account : BMEX 6 cents wtf meg :pepe: [2026-03-08 13:40:24] Werner : FooK [2026-03-08 13:42:00] Luke Short : Werner: shocking [2026-03-08 13:42:24] Luke Short : https://youtu.be/EeTDf6Anakg [2026-03-08 13:46:25] Werner : Luke Short: shocking indeed sir ! [2026-03-08 13:49:01] Werner : I’m sorry to admit this and shout it out on mex here, “I’m sorry that I supported The orange man and shouted kill the commies, fook the biden, I admit i was wrong. I’m a commie, i’m indeed a commie, you’re allowed to shoot me on first as the saying goes kill the commies on first sight.” FOOK me, I’M A COMMIE, I AM NOT THE TOUGHT GUY I PRETENDED TO BE, I’M A SOFTIE INSIDE, I DESERVE DEATH, FOOK MY COMMIES ASS ASS. MAHALO ! [2026-03-08 13:49:19] Werner : HUMANITY MUST GO ON ! [2026-03-08 13:50:15] Werner : FOOK FASCISTS ! [2026-03-08 13:50:22] Werner : FOOK THE BRAINSWAHED ! [2026-03-08 13:50:27] Werner : LONG LIVE WERNER ! [2026-03-08 13:50:33] Werner : MAHALO ! [2026-03-08 13:52:51] Werner : @admin [2026-03-08 13:53:51] MadoffNakamoto : dont do meth kids [2026-03-08 13:55:00] Werner : MadoffNakamoto: +1 and -1 at the same time sir ! [2026-03-08 13:56:10] nylon123 : DUSE THERE IS NO madd IN THE CHAT [2026-03-08 13:56:16] Luke Short : how i am doing? did the profits of 1 month in 12 days already? but when rekt? https://imgur.com/a/M275xyk [2026-03-08 13:56:17] nylon123 : maddoff [2026-03-08 13:58:32] nylon123 : MADOFF NOT EXists! [2026-03-08 13:59:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin is the real store of value! [2026-03-08 14:00:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : Werner: rekt!! Mahalo back Sire+1 back [2026-03-08 14:00:52] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: its looking difficult to dump it from here sir 👀 [2026-03-08 14:00:56] MadoffNakamoto : more thunder is needed [2026-03-08 14:05:49] GodBleesYou : Luke Short: yes you can [2026-03-08 14:05:54] GodBleesYou : short 250x now [2026-03-08 14:05:57] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-08 14:06:26] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: I WISH BMEX WAS 6C [2026-03-08 14:06:36] GodBleesYou : i have wall there that didnt got filled [2026-03-08 14:07:02] GodBleesYou : and now it pumped to 0.085cent but without me :/ [2026-03-08 14:34:03] GodBleesYou : there is hope this will dump? [2026-03-08 14:35:08] Luke Short : GodBleesYou: https://www.tradingview.com/x/Dq9unXNB/ i think so [2026-03-08 14:36:06] GodBleesYou : Luke Short: lets pray for the bear gods!!! [2026-03-08 14:36:15] GodBleesYou : i am still 13x short @Luke Short <3 [2026-03-08 14:36:21] GodBleesYou : give me 20% dump please [2026-03-08 14:36:22] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-08 14:38:34] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 1344 BMEX @ 0.06 ($81.98) [2026-03-08 14:41:08] Luke Short : GodBleesYou: i am happy with 0,5% drop [2026-03-08 14:41:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5800 USD @ 67167.7 [2026-03-08 14:41:31] GodBleesYou : Luke Short: why no big bear? [2026-03-08 14:41:32] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-08 14:42:04] Luke Short : GodBleesYou: greed never payed for me [2026-03-08 14:42:19] GodBleesYou : Luke Short: <3 [2026-03-08 14:42:23] GodBleesYou : it not greed [2026-03-08 14:42:26] GodBleesYou : it is pray xD [2026-03-08 14:42:49] Luke Short : but what are the odds of 20% drop? how many times does it happen? [2026-03-08 14:42:56] Luke Short : 0,5 happens multiple times a day [2026-03-08 14:43:03] Luke Short : happened just now [2026-03-08 14:43:39] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 1344 BMEX @ 0.06 ($81.98) [2026-03-08 14:44:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 1344 BMEX @ 0.06 ($81.98) [2026-03-08 15:47:46] Gandalf the Grey : Just wait 74k and short there no [2026-03-08 15:47:53] Gandalf the Grey : no need chase near low [2026-03-08 15:52:45] Luke Short : watch the floor, i think it's slippery here [2026-03-08 15:59:03] Gandalf the Grey : Drones took jobs from suicide bombers [2026-03-08 16:01:54] Luke Short : 66666 would be funny [2026-03-08 16:10:21] Gandalf the Grey : we just did 68.1k and said fuck off lol [2026-03-08 16:10:39] Luke Short : when waterfall, panic, slippage, rektage [2026-03-08 16:12:34] MANsa_MOONsa : WHEN PUMP!! [2026-03-08 16:16:20] Gandalf the Grey : maybe after 64k [2026-03-08 16:17:20] neki : this is just major shiet for bulla [2026-03-08 16:17:33] Gandalf the Grey : why you stopped using will neki [2026-03-08 16:17:44] Gandalf the Grey : you send it to 74k and the leave [2026-03-08 16:17:45] Gandalf the Grey : wtf [2026-03-08 16:18:13] neki : ya I know, sry [2026-03-08 16:18:15] neki : :D [2026-03-08 16:20:23] neki : this weeky lokks like piece of shiet tho.. [2026-03-08 16:20:28] neki : weekl* [2026-03-08 16:20:34] neki : +y* [2026-03-08 16:20:51] neki : more weak-ly than week-ly [2026-03-08 16:21:30] neki : unless big daddy bullio steps in.. no later than this hour, too [2026-03-08 16:22:28] MadoffNakamoto : neki: I remember when you told me 73100ish short entry wasn't a very good entry .. XD [2026-03-08 16:23:15] MadoffNakamoto : well now you wish you still had that entry 👹 [2026-03-08 16:24:11] neki : MadoffNakamoto: yes I wish this too.. bad timing for me [2026-03-08 16:24:39] neki : MadoffNakamoto: i mean it was bad because I was cheap. Now im down, down, dow [2026-03-08 16:25:10] MadoffNakamoto : neki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_VwtHcfefg [2026-03-08 16:25:47] neki : MadoffNakamoto: :D [2026-03-08 16:26:29] thankyousomuch : i phoned with Dr. pullrun and he said that the bullrun has ended cause the bullrun has startet [2026-03-08 16:27:18] thankyousomuch : MadoffNakamoto: hi selloff [2026-03-08 16:33:19] Gandalf the Grey : if it wanted to pumpy it wouldnt have failed 68k [2026-03-08 16:34:21] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: it can still scamwick from 66500 [2026-03-08 16:35:05] Gandalf the Grey : it should push sub 66k on next leg down [2026-03-08 16:35:15] Gandalf the Grey : maybe big exhaustion candle [2026-03-08 16:35:44] Gandalf the Grey : only chance is Kroleg shorting 50x [2026-03-08 16:35:56] MadoffNakamoto : lol [2026-03-08 16:36:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1200 USD @ 66841.8 [2026-03-08 16:38:22] PeacenLuv : shopping longs here btc [2026-03-08 16:46:59] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 66882 . pumpittup lezgohh bitcoinnn [2026-03-08 16:47:00] GodBleesYou : in the bear gods we trust!!!! [2026-03-08 16:47:09] GodBleesYou : Just Wick It!!!! [2026-03-08 16:47:25] BMEXcheers : GodBleesYou: whats the size of your automated script? [2026-03-08 16:47:38] BMEXcheers : someone I know vibecoded one and its 146meg [2026-03-08 16:47:44] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: what you mean size? [2026-03-08 16:47:47] GodBleesYou : of the file? [2026-03-08 16:47:50] BMEXcheers : yeah [2026-03-08 16:47:55] BMEXcheers : mine is like 120kbs :/ [2026-03-08 16:48:04] GodBleesYou : the algo or the bot? @BMEXcheers [2026-03-08 16:48:13] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66758 [2026-03-08 16:48:35] PeacenLuv : weeeeeee woook [2026-03-08 16:48:45] BMEXcheers : hmm theres a difference :¬) [2026-03-08 16:48:58] BMEXcheers : one executes trades [2026-03-08 16:49:02] BMEXcheers : the other gives signals? [2026-03-08 16:49:07] PeacenLuv : bing munnee hav fuun quit crack do btc [2026-03-08 16:49:23] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁 [2026-03-08 16:49:55] PeacenLuv : no more cheap hookrz too [2026-03-08 16:50:18] PeacenLuv : moms n daughters [2026-03-08 16:50:26] PeacenLuv : 😁😁 [2026-03-08 16:51:16] MadoffNakamoto : PeacenLuv: do you ever press red sir ? [2026-03-08 16:51:48] PeacenLuv : MadoffNakamoto: ll my stops are shorts [2026-03-08 16:51:55] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: yes [2026-03-08 16:52:04] GodBleesYou : one give signals and one excutues [2026-03-08 16:52:15] GodBleesYou : the bot is like 400mb @BMEXcheers [2026-03-08 16:52:31] PeacenLuv : MadoffNakamoto: u caused me to lose my train of thought snd i was also loding stops n schitt [2026-03-08 16:52:36] GodBleesYou : the algo in like 2mb maybe 3mb @BMEXcheers [2026-03-08 16:52:46] BMEXcheers : why is it 400mb... [2026-03-08 16:52:49] BMEXcheers : of code? [2026-03-08 16:52:49] PeacenLuv : all my stops are sells [2026-03-08 16:52:51] BMEXcheers : o_O [2026-03-08 16:53:01] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: alot of libarys [2026-03-08 16:53:10] BMEXcheers : oh [2026-03-08 16:53:10] GodBleesYou : cctx @BMEXcheers [2026-03-08 16:53:14] PeacenLuv : earlier on i sold s binch of btc lower i want them back [2026-03-08 16:53:42] PeacenLuv : so im on a mission i know im capable of [2026-03-08 16:53:56] PeacenLuv : 1 time i had 0 [2026-03-08 16:54:51] PeacenLuv : k i gotta trade a bit more ill slip into passiv mode 1 day im aggressive sloeng down [2026-03-08 16:54:57] PeacenLuv : yur lucky [2026-03-08 16:55:40] PeacenLuv : ya that question dint hurt anyone thryr all good [2026-03-08 16:56:17] PeacenLuv : sum not werth answrin some tough some no answers [2026-03-08 16:56:46] PeacenLuv : acceptable [2026-03-08 16:57:02] PeacenLuv : wutevr most [2026-03-08 16:57:19] BMEXcheers : here we go [2026-03-08 16:57:24] BMEXcheers : another day of vibe coding [2026-03-08 16:57:26] BMEXcheers : on modafinil [2026-03-08 16:57:29] BMEXcheers : and caffeine [2026-03-08 16:57:31] BMEXcheers : and TRT [2026-03-08 16:57:36] BMEXcheers : if you know you know [2026-03-08 16:57:42] PeacenLuv : 😁im wishing hotels n service n blackjack [2026-03-08 16:57:51] PeacenLuv : escapism [2026-03-08 16:58:18] BMEXcheers : and im all out of claude tokens [2026-03-08 16:58:19] BMEXcheers : typical [2026-03-08 16:58:24] BMEXcheers : *sips energy drink* [2026-03-08 16:59:29] PeacenLuv : http://www.statueofsatoshi.com ask him [2026-03-08 17:00:21] 45th_blown_account : BMEX +30% :pepe: [2026-03-08 17:00:38] PeacenLuv : either i won again or i already 1 [2026-03-08 17:00:41] 45th_blown_account : with 4k volume :arthur:. Arthur trillionaire again :arthur: [2026-03-08 17:02:59] PeacenLuv : the vukin killin bettr stop or nobody wins [2026-03-08 17:05:11] Gandalf the Grey : /liq btcusd 40x yalla ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 65690.1 ``` [2026-03-08 17:05:57] MadoffNakamoto : 67x or no balls [2026-03-08 17:07:47] MadoffNakamoto : :doge: [2026-03-08 17:08:29] Gandalf the Grey : but I had to tryyyy [2026-03-08 17:08:29] Gandalf the Grey : it wont survive anyway lmao [2026-03-08 17:08:46] MadoffNakamoto : oh it might [2026-03-08 17:08:52] MadoffNakamoto : I'm waiting 2 days [2026-03-08 17:09:26] Gandalf the Grey : I got a buy signal finally so wanted to try [2026-03-08 17:09:34] MadoffNakamoto : I want to see this daily close and the next one aswell [2026-03-08 17:10:14] nylon123 : inlong with 100 usd xbt. MORE ITS NOT WORTH [2026-03-08 17:10:37] Gandalf the Grey : 71k bart would be clutch af [2026-03-08 17:11:15] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: I'm thinking 73 but anything is fine tbh, im prepared for anything [2026-03-08 17:11:23] MadoffNakamoto : even satan [2026-03-08 17:11:47] Gandalf the Grey : it needs to stop making new lows first lol [2026-03-08 17:13:20] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: I have 66300ish lowest target if this scamwick up [2026-03-08 17:13:35] MadoffNakamoto : *if* [2026-03-08 17:16:41] GodBleesYou : why you let it pump? [2026-03-08 17:16:45] GodBleesYou : Wick it!!!! [2026-03-08 17:17:17] Gandalf the Grey : 80k is neeeded [2026-03-08 17:17:22] Gandalf the Grey : it will make more chaos than short [2026-03-08 17:17:26] Gandalf the Grey : market maker knows [2026-03-08 17:19:09] MadoffNakamoto : specially considering that the short is very obvious even for the blind there, we know how that usually ends :doge: [2026-03-08 17:21:24] Gandalf the Grey : either way it should move [2026-03-08 17:21:27] Gandalf the Grey : it is stuck [2026-03-08 17:22:30] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: ..... [2026-03-08 17:22:40] GodBleesYou : lets hope it will breakdown today [2026-03-08 17:22:41] MadoffNakamoto : yeah its fine, *if* it has to consolidate here it takes time. [2026-03-08 17:22:50] GodBleesYou : and tonnarow fears will dump it even more @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-08 17:23:21] MadoffNakamoto : GodBleesYou: you sound like your short entry is not too far away :arthur: [2026-03-08 17:23:27] Gandalf the Grey : i mean bears are in from 70k plus [2026-03-08 17:23:37] Gandalf the Grey : they do not need a new entreeee [2026-03-08 17:23:48] Gandalf the Grey : bulls need entree and pump [2026-03-08 17:26:46] GodBleesYou : MadoffNakamoto: not at all [2026-03-08 17:27:06] GodBleesYou : MadoffNakamoto: only 192% roe far [2026-03-08 17:27:14] MadoffNakamoto : GodBleesYou: why the hurry ? [2026-03-08 17:27:25] GodBleesYou : MadoffNakamoto: no hurry [2026-03-08 17:27:30] GodBleesYou : give me -30% [2026-03-08 17:27:38] MadoffNakamoto : GodBleesYou: : ) [2026-03-08 17:27:44] GodBleesYou : 3000% would be better [2026-03-08 17:28:28] GodBleesYou : please bear gods [2026-03-08 17:28:29] GodBleesYou : wick it [2026-03-08 17:29:08] Gandalf the Grey : 78k, 84k and 90k are smiling on 4h [2026-03-08 17:29:35] MadoffNakamoto : 4h not closed yet :doge: [2026-03-08 17:30:58] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: now that you're long it can dump 😈 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk2AqXsJsWU [2026-03-08 17:34:04] Gandalf the Grey : ofc I know [2026-03-08 17:34:18] Gandalf the Grey : market does not give a fuck about me [2026-03-08 17:34:22] Gandalf the Grey : it does its thigns [2026-03-08 17:34:22] MadoffNakamoto : 😂 [2026-03-08 17:34:29] Luke Short : damn missed the entry [2026-03-08 17:45:06] neki : oke short the battom for mayx pain [2026-03-08 17:45:11] neki : position: huge [2026-03-08 17:45:34] MadoffNakamoto : lmao [2026-03-08 17:46:15] neki : if u didnt get the top, short bottom then. isnt this how it works? [2026-03-08 17:46:47] MadoffNakamoto : neki: true, I see that you remember the song 😂😭 [2026-03-08 17:47:20] neki : MadoffNakamoto: .D [2026-03-08 17:47:32] MadoffNakamoto : fomo buy the pump, panic sell the dump 🎶🎵 [2026-03-08 17:48:05] neki : MadoffNakamoto: no, in all honesty I took abit on the chin last few days. So now, some sarcasm and ironic doomsday-thinking might see me through this psycological rekt [2026-03-08 17:48:50] MadoffNakamoto : neki: thats what the trollbox is for :doge: [2026-03-08 17:49:05] weiron12 : bottom in ? [2026-03-08 17:49:28] MadoffNakamoto : weiron12: homeless or bill gates [2026-03-08 17:49:35] Gandalf the Grey : after weekly close [2026-03-08 17:51:02] PeacenLuv : btc bullahhz safe under 67k lezgohh longittup [2026-03-08 17:56:23] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: will you sell if this goes to 66300 ? or are you going for a "liquidation is the stop loss" typa trade [2026-03-08 17:56:56] Gandalf the Grey : Imma take L around 65.8k or so [2026-03-08 17:57:07] MadoffNakamoto : oki [2026-03-08 18:07:06] PeacenLuv : k i vukkedcmy bak by hanging out of the hot bubblebath with my phone in my left [2026-03-08 18:07:38] PeacenLuv : need a nassahh [2026-03-08 18:07:57] PeacenLuv : massahhh [2026-03-08 18:08:30] PeacenLuv : wen btc happy ending homeboyz [2026-03-08 18:10:47] neki : hm but in all honest.. FEB "rally" does seem minda dissapointing [2026-03-08 18:10:56] neki : kind off * [2026-03-08 18:11:28] neki : Some technical targerts conquered, but no fundamental shift [2026-03-08 18:19:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66792.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-08 18:19:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSD`: Sell 108 Cont @ 0.000003132 ($225.91) [2026-03-08 18:27:04] PeacenLuv : longittup lezgohh btc [2026-03-08 18:28:40] GodBleesYou : can you wick it allready? @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-08 18:28:50] GodBleesYou : just throw 250x short and be done with this [2026-03-08 18:28:51] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-08 18:29:27] kroleg666 : 1.55998 $1.55 +14.78% [2026-03-08 18:42:47] bearologist : Big big down [2026-03-08 18:44:56] PeacenLuv : if we all agree we are evolving than to b yung is good [2026-03-08 18:45:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 68.8000 SOL @ 81.53 ($5,608.99) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm [2026-03-08 18:45:30] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘go btc [2026-03-08 18:49:59] PeacenLuv : hangon btc bullyz we r going up [2026-03-08 18:51:18] neki : fkin down syndrome bera [2026-03-08 18:54:39] PeacenLuv : last call btc berazzez [2026-03-08 18:54:52] PeacenLuv : hanzzupp [2026-03-08 18:55:35] Luke Short : no wicku [2026-03-08 18:57:03] PeacenLuv : did u zee clinton in the nice dress . dohn say nice legs [2026-03-08 18:57:22] PeacenLuv : that was their president [2026-03-08 18:58:10] PeacenLuv : pfft usd . im gonna jus start dubblin my usd n buy then a cage [2026-03-08 18:59:18] PeacenLuv : tryun to figr out putin now what shi hez on theres 2 n oceans deep [2026-03-08 18:59:35] PeacenLuv : n b f d [2026-03-08 19:00:01] PeacenLuv : jus divide btc n do the math becuzz [2026-03-08 19:01:00] PeacenLuv : theyr prolly all whining snivelling viktimz of parentz [2026-03-08 19:01:12] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁