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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-03 16:43:27] neki : oh you gay bera [2026-03-03 16:44:35] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: are you still underwater?😄 [2026-03-03 16:44:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : added to short [2026-03-03 16:44:58] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: ALL IN [2026-03-03 16:45:06] Luke Short : i have to be completely delusional, i am confident we just pump back to 69k [2026-03-03 16:45:12] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: share you liq price with us sir 😈 [2026-03-03 16:45:46] Shiro : Luke Short: 71 not 69 😆 [2026-03-03 16:45:47] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: i will be one of the richest humans in the world in october [2026-03-03 16:45:57] MadoffNakamoto : Luke Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_6OZd6FFYg just listen to the moon sir, it will guide you [2026-03-03 16:46:41] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: if you think BTC going to 1k and shorting it on here with BTC margin it's not make sense at all 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-03 16:47:02] MadoffNakamoto : oh noe, its dumping the wrong way again [2026-03-03 16:47:07] Dr.van_Doom666 : it will go to zero and than i sell all my coins! [2026-03-03 16:47:43] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: you should use those exchanges who offere USDT or USDC. As margins [2026-03-03 16:48:37] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: just martingale short all the way up to 1million. Thats what SteveS did, starting with his confident short of 8k [2026-03-03 16:48:59] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-03 16:49:22] Shiro : I had very nad experience too when I shorted 7k too 💔😑 [2026-03-03 16:50:30] Luke Short : https://youtu.be/FhdaZ9rwIGA [2026-03-03 16:51:19] neki : go bulla bu [2026-03-03 16:51:23] PeacenLuv : 58kinbound btc [2026-03-03 16:51:25] neki : bulla bulla! [2026-03-03 16:51:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : bulls are done! [2026-03-03 16:51:54] Shiro : Luke Short: are you Persian too ser? [2026-03-03 16:52:21] Luke Short : Shiro: No, austrian [2026-03-03 16:53:48] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: bulls will squeeze you balls ser soon after 🤣 [2026-03-03 16:53:52] MadoffNakamoto : alright, time to sleep, see you at 0 tomorrow :doge: :arthur: [2026-03-03 16:54:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : Schluchtenkacker [2026-03-03 16:54:14] Luke Short : Dr.van_Doom666: Piefke [2026-03-03 16:54:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : Luke Short: +1 [2026-03-03 16:57:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMM [2026-03-03 17:02:05] Luke Short : "Trump: We are going to cut all trade with spain!" [2026-03-03 17:02:09] Luke Short : DIOS MIOOOOO [2026-03-03 17:04:12] neki : ok enouf embearsing action [2026-03-03 17:05:45] neki : stic em bulla [2026-03-03 17:05:51] neki : sztab em hard now [2026-03-03 17:07:40] PeacenLuv : btc dips to let the smart 1z avg down prolly [2026-03-03 17:07:51] thankyousomuch : nulls ended :pepe: [2026-03-03 17:08:29] thankyousomuch : Top signal is in [2026-03-03 17:08:29] PeacenLuv : end up with smart custodians [2026-03-03 17:08:34] thankyousomuch : 1k [2026-03-03 17:08:50] PeacenLuv : warz for dummeez [2026-03-03 17:10:12] PeacenLuv : feel free pull the trigger [2026-03-03 17:10:16] PeacenLuv : on btc longz [2026-03-03 17:10:35] thankyousomuch : dr pullrun [2026-03-03 17:10:38] PeacenLuv : warz for the cowards [2026-03-03 17:10:45] PeacenLuv : 😆😆😆 [2026-03-03 17:10:46] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-03-03 17:11:14] thankyousomuch : 1K [2026-03-03 17:11:47] thankyousomuch : sTRATEGY LIQUIDATED [2026-03-03 17:11:57] PeacenLuv : sui longstops 0.89 [2026-03-03 17:12:03] thankyousomuch : ended [2026-03-03 17:13:33] thankyousomuch : 😳😌 [2026-03-03 17:16:15] PeacenLuv : lunch hr wallstreet [2026-03-03 17:16:39] PeacenLuv : timingz arrythanggg [2026-03-03 17:17:08] PeacenLuv : high risk environment wall street tall buildings fall ez [2026-03-03 17:17:32] PeacenLuv : same hous of cardz [2026-03-03 17:19:55] neki : gogoggog [2026-03-03 17:20:04] neki : go ,y love. squeze this fkker now [2026-03-03 17:22:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : bulls are exhausted [2026-03-03 17:22:52] Luke Short : lol [2026-03-03 17:23:46] PeacenLuv : i think we are in a 3 of a bigger 3 on the 1hr [2026-03-03 17:24:40] PeacenLuv : bullish xbtusd inline with general uptrend btc 1 = 1250 gold 1 0z = 1250 was earlier [2026-03-03 17:25:00] PeacenLuv : gold zux bigtime [2026-03-03 17:25:14] PeacenLuv : vuk take yur btc to jail with u [2026-03-03 17:25:48] Luke Short : i am still admiring the 4k 2h candle from yesterday [2026-03-03 17:26:03] PeacenLuv : fuck eve im waiting to bite the appl myzelf [2026-03-03 17:26:17] PeacenLuv : 😁😁 [2026-03-03 17:26:49] PeacenLuv : k 1hrz red xbtusd bringonn the fundinggggg longs lezgohh [2026-03-03 17:27:08] PeacenLuv : vuk trade a house n long it [2026-03-03 17:27:21] PeacenLuv : save the puzzee [2026-03-03 17:29:08] PeacenLuv : vuk if clitton trump n epzteen hadda been hittin the 35 yr olds they may hav don allright [2026-03-03 17:29:35] PeacenLuv : nuthin wrong with a 55yrold russhin [2026-03-03 17:30:14] PeacenLuv : k u perpz r killin me i sdmit real slowwww [2026-03-03 17:32:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.3000 ETH @ 1965.46 ($2,555.27) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!” [2026-03-03 17:32:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!! [2026-03-03 17:32:43] PeacenLuv : Slow - SNL btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdy2Nx_VkWE [2026-03-03 17:36:56] bmagic : Long [2026-03-03 17:37:11] PeacenLuv : F.A.F.O (DEMON EDITION) DIRT ROAD DEMON bully btc lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCqrQdnnUN4 [2026-03-03 17:38:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt [2026-03-03 17:41:30] PeacenLuv : 😑sui longstops up 0.907 [2026-03-03 17:42:21] neki : run up my love [2026-03-03 17:42:26] neki : fly fly fly [2026-03-03 17:42:37] PeacenLuv : Quiet Mouth Loud Mind Tennessee Reaper btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P1-8Gwgxhk [2026-03-03 17:48:09] thankyousomuch : so longers ended what they started,arr aall all all arrr :arthur: [2026-03-03 17:49:06] neki : if theres ever gonna p+be a oush [2026-03-03 17:49:08] neki : its now [2026-03-03 17:49:16] neki : if theres ever gonna be apush [2026-03-03 17:50:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : just a push down incoming [2026-03-03 17:52:44] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Squizzed666 [2026-03-03 17:59:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : 69k never again. screenshot it [2026-03-03 18:03:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!! [2026-03-03 18:04:42] thankyousomuch : 1 [2026-03-03 18:04:43] thankyousomuch : k [2026-03-03 18:07:42] thankyousomuch : sometimes bullrun ends and sometimes bullrun doesnt start - Sensei Centmaster [2026-03-03 18:11:21] thankyousomuch : fake pump [2026-03-03 18:11:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68066.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-03 18:12:01] thankyousomuch : ararar [2026-03-03 18:12:11] thankyousomuch : :Arthur: [2026-03-03 18:14:13] Luke Short : sometimes a bullrun start out of nowhere, lasts for 2h but still pumps 6-7% [2026-03-03 18:14:26] Luke Short : not tradeable though [2026-03-03 18:15:17] Luke Short : watch S&P bears. i would be cautious [2026-03-03 18:15:41] Luke Short : daaaamn drain simulator just released on steam [2026-03-03 18:15:44] Luke Short : i am out [2026-03-03 18:15:54] Luke Short : farewell sirs [2026-03-03 18:26:57] GodBleesYou : ...... [2026-03-03 18:27:07] GodBleesYou : all i do os lose this week wtf [2026-03-03 18:32:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 20 Cont @ 1994.12 ($2,739.38) - enjoy the ramen, champ [2026-03-03 18:34:00] neki : GodBleesYou: i, too, made gains yesterday, today gave em back with interest lol... [2026-03-03 18:34:22] neki : futures market is rekt right now... Spot game is the only thing ok.. cant scalp, cant do anything [2026-03-03 18:35:15] neki : this is just the volatility maker needs to easly rekt both ways without much effort. Smooth [2026-03-03 18:36:36] neki : okeee bullaaa [2026-03-03 18:36:47] neki : gog go go rektus maximus now into 69999 [2026-03-03 18:38:07] Dario1 : :btc: 🧪✈️🚀 [2026-03-03 18:38:27] Dario1 : Trump has gone mad lmao [2026-03-03 18:38:30] Dario1 : We’re going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don’t want anything to do with Spain [2026-03-03 18:38:49] Dario1 : what an idiot :arthur: [2026-03-03 18:39:21] neki : Dario1: spain imports good wines, Trump is eliminating competition this way to favor his own posse [2026-03-03 18:39:58] neki : Dario1: same shit went on with tarrifs. Just look up the company who sued. Another small time alco importer [2026-03-03 18:39:58] Dario1 : neki: Makes sense [2026-03-03 18:40:24] Dario1 : yep precisely ⭐️ [2026-03-03 18:40:50] Dario1 : Viva Espana 🇪🇸 [2026-03-03 18:42:44] Dario1 : Meanwhile, China is laughing 😄 [2026-03-03 18:42:55] neki : Dario1: +1 [2026-03-03 18:45:20] PeacenLuv : long btc sui and fil coin lezgohhhh big pump incoming [2026-03-03 18:45:36] PeacenLuv : btc entry 68173 [2026-03-03 18:48:07] PeacenLuv : Do You Feel Like We Do Peter Frampton btc bully lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUioud7Qtsw [2026-03-03 18:51:20] neki : oke [2026-03-03 18:51:21] neki : oke [2026-03-03 18:51:25] neki : oke maricons [2026-03-03 18:51:29] neki : bera maricon putana [2026-03-03 18:51:35] neki : feeel thee stiiinger [2026-03-03 18:51:36] triplecheese : neki: this is exactly the moment I am going 100x long with my $30 left. Spot game ain't for poors. [2026-03-03 18:51:50] triplecheese : We are at the bottom of the mid supercycle [2026-03-03 18:51:58] triplecheese : We are at the middle [2026-03-03 18:52:14] neki : triplecheese: we should rape the resistance now at 69200 [2026-03-03 18:52:14] triplecheese : Parabolic run should bring us to around $600k EOY [2026-03-03 18:52:57] triplecheese : neki: for sure. [2026-03-03 18:58:12] GodBleesYou : offcourse it will dump when it flip long [2026-03-03 18:58:13] neki : triplecheese: im on 200x from 61 [2026-03-03 18:58:21] neki : averaged to 63 :D [2026-03-03 18:58:24] GodBleesYou : dam marker maker those last few days [2026-03-03 18:58:56] neki : GodBleesYou: dont tilt my friend :) [2026-03-03 19:01:09] triplecheese : neki: good job [2026-03-03 19:03:51] neki : triplecheese: ty [2026-03-03 19:03:55] neki : YEE MAA BOII [2026-03-03 19:04:03] neki : fly into degeneracy now!!! [2026-03-03 19:04:05] neki : gogogo [2026-03-03 19:04:13] neki : terrorise the bera [2026-03-03 19:07:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68468.1 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-03 19:08:31] PeacenLuv : Ten Years After - I'd Love To Change The World (1971 Original Mix) [Official Audio] btc bully lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Q8QsEc6sI [2026-03-03 19:10:11] MrLS : what a amazing range we have been in this month [2026-03-03 19:10:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 68334.1 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-03 19:11:43] MrLS : fooking give us a trend [2026-03-03 19:13:12] MrLS : :pepe: [2026-03-03 19:13:15] Shiro : Winer winer chicken for dinner 🥳 [2026-03-03 19:14:40] PeacenLuv : Stranglehold tednugent bully btc lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRj5KT3742o [2026-03-03 19:25:59] neki : okeee [2026-03-03 19:26:04] neki : muchas pushas [2026-03-03 19:26:06] neki : pronto [2026-03-03 19:29:06] Djdez : 69k resistance [2026-03-03 19:29:22] PeacenLuv : Working Man Rush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZqkaP37po btc bully longittup lezgohh [2026-03-03 19:29:42] PeacenLuv : Djdez: will add to support 1ce broken bullish [2026-03-03 19:33:10] Gandalf the Grey : Bear waiting 60k bulla waiting 75k lol [2026-03-03 19:33:38] Gandalf the Grey : 71k ema still no touch [2026-03-03 19:33:53] Gandalf the Grey : kinda worried we drift from it again [2026-03-03 19:34:45] Atlemos : pump it up little bitcoin! [2026-03-03 19:35:05] MrLS : Gandalf the Grey: yea this shit is dumb [2026-03-03 19:35:09] MrLS : been ranging for a month [2026-03-03 19:35:24] Gandalf the Grey : at least it is a decent range [2026-03-03 19:35:39] Gandalf the Grey : it is doing 3-5 percent swings [2026-03-03 19:35:46] MrLS : my problem is i'm a trend trader xD [2026-03-03 19:35:55] Gandalf the Grey : but of course when you tp it gonna do 20 percent move [2026-03-03 19:36:09] MrLS : my tps dont get hit because of this fcking range [2026-03-03 19:36:46] MrLS : https://www.tradingview.com/x/c62alzi8/ wtf is this poopoo, i dont trust triangles [2026-03-03 19:38:36] neki : gogogo [2026-03-03 19:38:39] neki : bulla powwaaah!! [2026-03-03 19:39:37] Atlemos : MrLS: 73 needed for a reversal [2026-03-03 19:39:52] Atlemos : sloppy up strive [2026-03-03 19:40:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : Atlemos: DOOM!!!!!!!!! [2026-03-03 19:41:15] bluemaster : Good morning from Melbounre ,did I miss anything :btc: [2026-03-03 19:41:16] Atlemos : doktor doomish hello boss [2026-03-03 19:42:07] PeacenLuv : Symptom of the Universe Black Sabbath btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJIKJcIdlVw [2026-03-03 19:42:10] MrLS : bluemaster: nothing at all [2026-03-03 19:42:34] bluemaster : wake me up some Squeaking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7midkbKf_pc [2026-03-03 19:46:11] blaster33 : it looks like ready to swing, but will this swing fail [2026-03-03 19:46:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : Atlemos: hi Atle [2026-03-03 19:47:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : bluemaster: hiya blue [2026-03-03 19:47:16] bluemaster : https://ac.com.au/upload/lambo.jpg [2026-03-03 19:47:43] neki : this wants to hit 70s more than a coked up horndog [2026-03-03 19:49:32] MrLS : terrible weak :pepe: [2026-03-03 19:52:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : bluemaster: +1000 [2026-03-03 19:54:30] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: is it doom signal? [2026-03-03 19:55:13] bluemaster : GodBleesYou: which doom man ? everyone as scared or short , we going up . [2026-03-03 19:55:26] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: <3 [2026-03-03 19:55:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 68456.7 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-03 19:55:59] bluemaster : Silver down 6% ,Gold down evirthing is down except real money https://ac.com.au/upload/jpm.jpg [2026-03-03 19:56:09] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-03 19:56:44] Gandalf the Grey : Yes BTC is down almost 50 percent lmao [2026-03-03 19:56:54] Gandalf the Grey : and gold is high af [2026-03-03 19:57:42] Atlemos : pump it up https://x.com/Atlemos2/status/1882450543739801891 [2026-03-03 19:58:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : Atlemos: lol [2026-03-03 20:06:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 800 USD @ 68315.6 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-03 20:12:01] bluemaster : Gandalf the Grey: you ignoring we pumped from 16k 10 x and just retrace to 60k [2026-03-03 20:13:30] Djdez : Up only lezgoo [2026-03-03 20:14:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0264 XBT @ 68243.1 ($1,801.63) [2026-03-03 20:19:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 17108 BMEX @ 0.085 ($1,430.23) [2026-03-03 20:24:23] PeacenLuv : pumpittup [2026-03-03 20:26:43] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 1150 BMEX @ 0.084 ($95.91) [2026-03-03 20:34:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : when delisting of illiquid BMEX? [2026-03-03 20:37:51] bluemaster : https://x.com/relai_app/status/2028840918942462462 [2026-03-03 20:38:22] neki : go on.. don pussaih out now bulla [2026-03-03 20:39:28] MrLS : MOVEEEE :pepe: [2026-03-03 20:40:38] PeacenLuv : game ovr btc berazzez [2026-03-03 20:42:13] Shiro : It's getting boring now seems we're stuck in this range for ages [2026-03-03 20:42:28] Shiro : When squeeze happening?🌝 [2026-03-03 20:42:53] neki : Shiro: one squeeze pumparoonie coming up ser [2026-03-03 20:42:58] BlissRP : i dont remember what squeeze even feels likee :pepe: [2026-03-03 20:44:12] Shiro : neki: @BlissRP show him by your wills 🤣 [2026-03-03 20:44:14] bluemaster : neki: what happen to your "will" power you have to try once more [2026-03-03 20:44:23] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-03 20:44:36] bluemaster : I will help you 😁 [2026-03-03 20:44:56] BlissRP : bluemaster: they cant stop our combined wills ser [2026-03-03 20:45:10] Shiro : The only will I have in this life is my willy 🤣 [2026-03-03 20:45:46] BlissRP : #freewilly [2026-03-03 20:46:10] bluemaster : Beras resistance is futile ,you will be assimilated https://ac.com.au/upload/borg-ship.jpg [2026-03-03 20:50:25] neki : bluemaster: dont u see the result? I done been willin for a week now :D [2026-03-03 20:50:46] neki : almost two weeks.. [2026-03-03 20:51:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 800 USD @ 68152.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-03 20:52:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68100.7 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-03 20:54:32] neki : ok WILL POWER now [2026-03-03 20:54:37] neki : :P [2026-03-03 20:54:43] BlissRP : the will is building [2026-03-03 20:54:50] neki : I will this market to go up.... [2026-03-03 20:57:02] MrLS : my will is dying rn [2026-03-03 20:57:14] MrLS : :doge: [2026-03-03 20:57:29] neki : stay strong [2026-03-03 20:57:37] neki : musssstt... nooottt... falter... [2026-03-03 20:57:40] PeacenLuv : 😑longstops up 68111 [2026-03-03 20:57:43] BMEXcheers : just vibe coding my life away [2026-03-03 20:57:46] neki : mussstt... have... will... [2026-03-03 20:57:58] BMEXcheers : tbh [2026-03-03 20:58:01] BMEXcheers : claude wins [2026-03-03 20:58:16] neki : BMEXcheers: so they say.. [2026-03-03 20:58:35] neki : GPT will just wanna "talk" to you, instead of code.. [2026-03-03 20:59:22] neki : go corn [2026-03-03 20:59:23] PeacenLuv : longstops 68258 [2026-03-03 20:59:30] neki : for i am WILLING [2026-03-03 20:59:31] PeacenLuv : stops up 68244 [2026-03-03 20:59:40] PeacenLuv : *68283 [2026-03-03 20:59:45] PeacenLuv : 68508* [2026-03-03 21:00:03] neki : yeesss [2026-03-03 21:00:04] neki : yeeeess [2026-03-03 21:00:08] neki : yeeeeessss [2026-03-03 21:00:22] PeacenLuv : 68383 68258 68111 layered down to liquid sellem higher [2026-03-03 21:01:15] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2t4MBhGAg8 YEEEESSS [2026-03-03 21:05:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.2000 XBT @ 67884 ($13,586.46) [2026-03-03 21:09:31] neki : ok corn [2026-03-03 21:09:32] neki : oke [2026-03-03 21:09:38] neki : enough foolin around [2026-03-03 21:09:44] neki : pump it now [2026-03-03 21:11:46] Luke Short : Shiro: https://youtu.be/gotB5q-uqLk?list=RDgotB5q-uqLk in case you need it bro [2026-03-03 21:12:19] contract details : Another dump [2026-03-03 21:19:29] PeacenLuv : 68k safe az vuk longit lezgohh btc [2026-03-03 21:24:54] BlissRP : contract details: 2 a day would put you in prime health ser [2026-03-03 21:26:45] Shiro : Luke Short: I stole an f16 🥳🤣 [2026-03-03 21:26:50] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-03 21:27:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4900 USD @ 67866.1 [2026-03-03 21:30:38] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: i did your signature move today lmao [2026-03-03 21:30:55] Gandalf the Grey : had 3 percent profit let it run back to entry 😅😭 [2026-03-03 21:31:17] Gandalf the Grey : Now waiting for SL lol [2026-03-03 21:32:34] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: hahaha I just entered a long earlier when it's dumped i wish for pompeo now 🌝 [2026-03-03 21:33:19] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - -25,000 USD @ 68413.9592 ``` [2026-03-03 21:33:24] Gandalf the Grey : i dunno tbh [2026-03-03 21:33:31] Gandalf the Grey : should have killed 66k easy [2026-03-03 21:33:39] Shiro : Son of ayatollah become a new supreme leader of Iran [2026-03-03 21:33:51] BlissRP : Shiro: hes dead too [2026-03-03 21:34:01] Gandalf the Grey : Yeah they killed him lol [2026-03-03 21:34:08] Shiro : BlissRP: tonight I guess 🤣 [2026-03-03 21:34:15] Shiro : Really!? [2026-03-03 21:34:19] Gandalf the Grey : Iran leader survival rate is very bad [2026-03-03 21:34:19] BlissRP : nooo, hes litterally already dead [2026-03-03 21:34:46] Gandalf the Grey : Reza wanna be a king [2026-03-03 21:34:52] Shiro : BlissRP: they sent all family to enjoy themselves together to hell lol [2026-03-03 21:34:58] Gandalf the Grey : then someone else will mill him. [2026-03-03 21:35:00] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-03 21:35:03] Gandalf the Grey : lmao lol [2026-03-03 21:35:22] Gandalf the Grey : like when I order family pack of chicken right lol [2026-03-03 21:35:30] Gandalf the Grey : nobody left behind [2026-03-03 21:35:33] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-03 21:36:13] Gandalf the Grey : Imma close and sleep [2026-03-03 21:36:26] Gandalf the Grey : Have a bad feeling bout that short [2026-03-03 21:36:30] PeacenLuv : btfd btc longstops 67666 [2026-03-03 21:36:31] Gandalf the Grey : i trust my gut [2026-03-03 21:36:51] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: i too have a bad feeling about that short [2026-03-03 21:37:15] Shiro : Your guts is nuts [2026-03-03 21:37:45] Gandalf the Grey : I had 700 bucks profit now 150 lol [2026-03-03 21:37:55] Gandalf the Grey : that could have been one hoe [2026-03-03 21:38:03] Shiro : I still feeling bad why I closed my 64 longs but it's alright 67200 it's same ain't 🤣 [2026-03-03 21:38:04] Gandalf the Grey : 😭😭😭 [2026-03-03 21:38:22] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: only one? wtf kind of expensive hoes are you ordering ser [2026-03-03 21:38:41] Shiro : Lol 🤣 [2026-03-03 21:38:45] Gandalf the Grey : 1200-1600 aed per hour is standard price [2026-03-03 21:38:52] Gandalf the Grey : for good quality [2026-03-03 21:39:20] BlissRP : dubai prices be crazy [2026-03-03 21:39:29] Gandalf the Grey : Now maybe discout cause bombs [2026-03-03 21:39:33] Shiro : If it's not tight it's not right 😆 [2026-03-03 21:39:54] Shiro : BlissRP: dubai is cheaper bro habini come to dubai [2026-03-03 21:40:00] Gandalf the Grey : I think Warner Bros will sue me [2026-03-03 21:40:12] BlissRP : warn a brotha [2026-03-03 21:40:15] Gandalf the Grey : For dehonesting Gandalf name [2026-03-03 21:40:19] Gandalf the Grey : looooool [2026-03-03 21:40:23] Shiro : 🤣 [2026-03-03 22:03:07] neki : abit of will power here [2026-03-03 22:12:54] Shiro : My willy is Powerful 💪🏻 [2026-03-03 22:13:05] Shiro : Let's will it up 😈 [2026-03-03 22:15:39] BlissRP : willy is large and in charge [2026-03-03 22:26:34] BlissRP : DONT BE SILLY [2026-03-03 22:26:38] BlissRP : FREE THE WILLY [2026-03-03 22:26:53] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 50k [2026-03-03 22:27:58] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-03 22:28:27] Shiro : Free willy only when we dump and ending up broke on only fans 😆🥲 [2026-03-03 22:31:25] thankyousomuch : Backwards bullrun is not over :pepe: [2026-03-03 22:33:33] thankyousomuch : Pullrunners :pepe: [2026-03-03 22:38:15] thankyousomuch : Shiro: Mircro bullrun :pepe: [2026-03-03 22:39:41] Shiro : thankyousomuch: you better to grow some willy too bro [2026-03-03 22:51:44] GodBleesYou : we failnlly breakup for real? [2026-03-03 23:04:03] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAH26`: Sell 90 ADA @ 0.00000384 ($23.67) [2026-03-03 23:13:25] Luke Short : Dr.van_Doom: https://imgur.com/gallery/just-case-TsOkOqJ#Bs8kmkJ [2026-03-03 23:13:38] Luke Short : lmao get rekt [2026-03-03 23:27:47] neki : WILL [2026-03-03 23:29:03] BlissRP : william the will of willy [2026-03-03 23:29:12] BlissRP : fully willy [2026-03-03 23:31:47] neki : WILL-sta [2026-03-03 23:31:54] neki : gangsta willsta [2026-03-03 23:32:21] neki : willful [2026-03-03 23:32:34] neki : I am willing tonight.. [2026-03-03 23:32:47] neki : I will this market into 73 [2026-03-03 23:32:51] neki : kek [2026-03-03 23:38:54] BlissRP : why is your will so weak ser? [2026-03-03 23:39:01] BlissRP : my will is to 87keks [2026-03-03 23:42:49] neki : BlissRP: will only requires 73k. [2026-03-03 23:43:05] neki : after that, it is blue sky [2026-03-03 23:45:28] speedwell : Come on guys. We are going to bounce around here and then leg down. [2026-03-03 23:46:49] speedwell : the 200ma is like a woman that needs to be touched. Very magnetic. [2026-03-03 23:59:34] thankyousomuch : bear market :pepeb: [2026-03-04 00:01:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68235.8 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-04 00:05:44] Shiro : Fs I went played 10mins of Baccarat and down so bad so i need a pump please 😭😆 [2026-03-04 00:08:23] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt [2026-03-04 00:13:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68109.4 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-04 00:21:32] BlissRP : Shiro: get ready to be a willionaire [2026-03-04 00:21:35] BlissRP : because i will it [2026-03-04 00:22:18] Shiro : BlissRP: my willy is so depressed now 🥲 [2026-03-04 00:22:46] Shiro : And my position is small can't make my willy happy again for now [2026-03-04 00:23:01] BlissRP : theres a button to fix that [2026-03-04 00:23:06] BlissRP : but its risky [2026-03-04 00:23:16] Shiro : Lol I had enough today [2026-03-04 00:23:46] Shiro : I hope I high lev it on here rather than 10mins online game [2026-03-04 00:30:00] 45th_blown_account : 3 words : bitconneeeeeeeeeeeee [2026-03-04 00:30:46] BlissRP : wassa wassa [2026-03-04 00:30:49] BlissRP : WASSA WASSA [2026-03-04 00:32:45] Shiro : Bitconect was the best we never ever gonna see such things [2026-03-04 00:32:48] Shiro : Screenshot this [2026-03-04 00:34:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68082 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-04 00:34:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.9992 ($13.61) [2026-03-04 00:35:12] 45th_blown_account : waso waso wasooo [2026-03-04 00:36:01] 45th_blown_account : i am still waiting for bitcoin to go 200k so i say to you `i told you so but you didnt listen because i can predict these things just not when i am trading` [2026-03-04 00:36:47] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-04 00:38:15] Shiro : I know I'm fking lunatic even if btc going to 250k I'm not gonna selling and at the end of the cycle I'm talking to my self and asking why whyyyy [2026-03-04 00:46:43] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: very funny :arthur: [2026-03-04 00:47:00] Dario1 : there is actually a term for this in quantum mechanics [2026-03-04 00:47:13] Dario1 : the observer effect [2026-03-04 00:47:13] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: my liquidation emails speak for themselves :arthur: [2026-03-04 00:47:35] Dario1 : When you’re sitting on the sidelines, bitcoin is in a state of “superposition” [2026-03-04 00:47:50] Dario1 : but the moment you open a trade, you collapse the quantum wave function [2026-03-04 00:47:59] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: hahaha :kek: [2026-03-04 00:48:15] 45th_blown_account : when you spectate things, things look easy i agree @Dario1 :arthur: [2026-03-04 00:48:17] Dario1 : I was explaining this to Symphoenix last year [2026-03-04 00:48:47] Dario1 : because he was applying quantum mechanics in his TA [2026-03-04 00:48:59] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: hehe :arthur: [2026-03-04 00:49:22] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: so what now ? markets dont seem to move [2026-03-04 00:50:29] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: mms are waiting for a catalyst. There is no incentive for them to move it yet [2026-03-04 00:50:51] Dario1 : let people over-leverage more [2026-03-04 00:51:29] Dario1 : Nash equilibrium is the term they use for this situation [2026-03-04 00:52:15] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: you think people who trade with leverage have a favorite market price action or they just bet blindly regardless ? i mean what is the easiest btc bet someone can make ? what price action gives you 100% confidence that you can predict next move ? :pepe: [2026-03-04 00:53:10] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: people who trade with leverage are out of their minds :arthur: [2026-03-04 00:53:32] Dario1 : but jokes askde, jim simons was regularly trading with 20x [2026-03-04 00:53:51] Dario1 : and he was the most successful trader in history [2026-03-04 00:55:19] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: hmm, have you ever seen a crowd waiting behind the door to enter a shop [2026-03-04 00:55:30] Dario1 : in black friday? [2026-03-04 00:55:35] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: yeah, what about it ? [2026-03-04 00:55:53] Dario1 : you can predict what happens next with almost certainty [2026-03-04 00:56:04] Dario1 : find the equivalent situation in trading [2026-03-04 00:56:14] Dario1 : and you are good to go [2026-03-04 00:56:31] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: it makes sense, this morning everyone was short and it pumped to 70k [2026-03-04 00:56:32] Dario1 : you need live data from top 50 exchanges tho [2026-03-04 00:56:49] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: lol yeah [2026-03-04 00:57:54] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: what kind of data ? orders ? [2026-03-04 00:59:14] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: all the data available. also read about central limit theorem and the law of large numbers [2026-03-04 01:03:02] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: someone must have a clue how big players play imo. he must have worked next to market makers , they know how bots work , how big bets are taken, how they transfer big money to exchanges to bet etc [2026-03-04 01:03:57] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: indeed, mate. couldn’t agree more [2026-03-04 01:05:33] contract details : https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2028878919986712877 [2026-03-04 01:05:36] contract details : hehe [2026-03-04 01:05:37] contract details : sPain [2026-03-04 01:05:58] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2028862659639255210 ,BMEX conneeeeeeee [2026-03-04 01:06:27] Dario1 : contract details: was talking about this here a couple of hours ago [2026-03-04 01:06:29] Dario1 : hehe [2026-03-04 01:07:47] contract details : to be honest i avoid buying anything that says made in the usa [2026-03-04 01:08:15] Dario1 : maybe I should do that too [2026-03-04 01:08:17] contract details : even guitar strings, especially food [2026-03-04 01:08:23] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: highly bullish :arthur: [2026-03-04 01:08:33] Dario1 : contract details: lmao [2026-03-04 01:08:36] contract details : so he made my life easier i guess [2026-03-04 01:10:26] contract details : it'a shame we have no real political leadership, we should have already kicked out every us citizen and kick out all the us army cunts [2026-03-04 01:13:35] Dario1 : contract details: my guess is freemasons will find some dirt on Sanchez soon [2026-03-04 01:13:49] Dario1 : just like what happened to his wife a few years ago [2026-03-04 01:14:18] Dario1 : He will either be forced to change his mind [2026-03-04 01:14:30] Dario1 : or will be replaced [2026-03-04 01:14:35] Dario1 : EZ PZ [2026-03-04 01:28:04] contract details : Pointless effort he will lose anyway [2026-03-04 01:29:39] Dario1 : pp might win next time [2026-03-04 01:29:53] Dario1 : when is next rlection? 2027? [2026-03-04 01:30:01] contract details : The only way for europe to survive would be to become a real state but trump proves once again there is no real europe [2026-03-04 01:30:25] contract details : I have no idea. @Dario1 I don't vote i just get fcked by taxes and crapto losses [2026-03-04 01:31:18] Dario1 : contract details: same :pepe: [2026-03-04 01:31:27] Dario1 : and yeah you are spot on [2026-03-04 01:31:39] Dario1 : the problem is those eu politicians that matter are lodge members and follow orders [2026-03-04 01:31:48] Dario1 : I have lost hope [2026-03-04 01:34:13] contract details : nevermind politicians people dont realise it doesnt make sense to have a nationalistic mindset. We are entering an era where only big states will be able to keep up :pepe: [2026-03-04 01:34:24] Dario1 : take that merz guy in germany [2026-03-04 01:34:36] Dario1 : he was working for blackrock [2026-03-04 01:35:57] Dario1 : Bring back general Franco :arthur: [2026-03-04 01:36:06] contract details : franco was the same [2026-03-04 01:36:15] contract details : he sold spain to the us had no choice [2026-03-04 01:37:03] contract details : and of course all these new wave right wing parties are anti europe [2026-03-04 01:37:10] contract details : how convenient [2026-03-04 01:37:18] Dario1 : so what do you suggest? Set up a new part. I will vote for you 😛 [2026-03-04 01:38:05] Dario1 : party* [2026-03-04 01:39:10] contract details : tomorrow 10 pm at my place [2026-03-04 01:39:18] Dario1 : In Netherlands we have a right wing party, also against eu [2026-03-04 01:39:23] contract details : bring dessert [2026-03-04 01:39:29] Dario1 : guess what he does every week [2026-03-04 01:39:40] Dario1 : he visits the Israeli embassy [2026-03-04 01:39:53] Dario1 : but the think I still can’t understand is [2026-03-04 01:40:13] Dario1 : when he went to court, he accused judges of being freemasons [2026-03-04 01:40:14] contract details : there is nothing to do, there is no way you build a european state that makes ties with africa and ex soviet countries, europe has no allies and is demographically fcked, we should just run away :pepe: [2026-03-04 01:40:39] contract details : he buys some babka at the embassy [2026-03-04 01:40:44] contract details : no big deal, i hear it's really good [2026-03-04 01:40:46] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-04 01:41:02] Dario1 : contract details: true, also no resources [2026-03-04 01:43:57] Dario1 : the fun part was when he wanted to nominate a member of his party for the minister position [2026-03-04 01:44:12] Dario1 : woth heave connections to Israel [2026-03-04 01:44:26] Dario1 : our intelligence agency prevented it [2026-03-04 01:44:56] Dario1 : so yeah that babka must have been very good indeed :kek: [2026-03-04 01:46:20] Dario1 : Tells you who’s controlling most of these new right wing parties [2026-03-04 01:48:42] Dario1 : with heavy* connections [2026-03-04 01:49:01] Dario1 : too much wine tonight 🍷 [2026-03-04 01:49:15] Dario1 : enjoy and gn [2026-03-04 01:58:37] contract details : gn :pepe: [2026-03-04 02:01:28] contract details : good dump :pepe: [2026-03-04 02:01:44] contract details : tb is so dead come on someone hello :pepe: [2026-03-04 02:45:00] GodBleesYou : contract details: ..... [2026-03-04 02:45:14] GodBleesYou : was market maker cooking? [2026-03-04 02:45:28] GodBleesYou : so many washout trades this week,,,, [2026-03-04 02:49:36] PeacenLuv : 😄incoming pump btc hammer it [2026-03-04 02:54:36] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: i traded all 3 [2026-03-04 02:54:42] BlissRP : it felt good m8 [2026-03-04 02:58:04] PeacenLuv : longstops up 68258 pumpittup lezhohh bitkoin [2026-03-04 03:01:15] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 50k [2026-03-04 03:02:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68101.3 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-04 03:07:09] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3 [2026-03-04 03:20:19] thankyousomuch : runners, longers, pullers [2026-03-04 03:20:28] thankyousomuch : nullers [2026-03-04 03:20:36] thankyousomuch : 1k lers [2026-03-04 03:20:45] thankyousomuch : backwarders [2026-03-04 03:20:56] thankyousomuch : minimum wagelers [2026-03-04 03:21:05] thankyousomuch : :arthur: yar [2026-03-04 03:28:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68084 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-04 03:31:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.2500 ETH @ 1960.37 ($2,450.64) - Your alts just got sent to the shadow realm [2026-03-04 03:32:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 67762.9 [2026-03-04 03:32:43] PeacenLuv : liong entry 67802 [2026-03-04 03:32:50] PeacenLuv : pumpitup [2026-03-04 03:34:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1100 USD @ 67541.7 [2026-03-04 03:34:19] PeacenLuv : long entry 67651 [2026-03-04 03:35:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 800 USD @ 67479.1 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-04 03:35:44] PeacenLuv : im short lol [2026-03-04 03:37:10] PeacenLuv : long entry 67406 longed the red 3hr [2026-03-04 03:38:16] PeacenLuv : crazy btc [2026-03-04 03:40:12] PeacenLuv : pommpahhh btc [2026-03-04 03:47:26] BlissRP : pullrun [2026-03-04 03:57:50] Gandalf the Grey : i was summoned [2026-03-04 04:09:02] BlissRP : koreans are weak willed peasants [2026-03-04 04:09:08] BlissRP : srynotsry [2026-03-04 04:10:41] thankyousomuch : hehehe :arthur::downrocket: [2026-03-04 04:17:51] thankyousomuch : 1k hhas started [2026-03-04 04:36:43] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh fully bully [2026-03-04 05:09:31] MrLS : Another night goes by and still same price [2026-03-04 05:09:35] MrLS : Greay [2026-03-04 05:15:47] BlissRP : MrLS: thank korea [2026-03-04 05:42:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 24910 DOGE @ 0.08954 ($2,230.54) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur: [2026-03-04 06:12:21] Shiro : Boring range [2026-03-04 06:34:26] BlissRP : first they bore you, then they rekt you :pepe: