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[2026-03-02 23:08:47] MANsa_MOONsa : why price gap
[2026-03-02 23:10:13] Dario1 : hmm maybe the internal system detected a discrepancy
[2026-03-02 23:10:13] Shiro : It's time to go and play COD
[2026-03-02 23:10:21] Dario1 : and auto paused the trading engine
[2026-03-02 23:10:34] Dario1 : as a precautionary measure to protect funds…
[2026-03-02 23:10:41] Shiro : It been a nice 8 years being with you guys 😘😅🤣😂
[2026-03-02 23:11:06] Dario1 : due to a inconsistency such as race condition
[2026-03-02 23:11:12] Dario1 : so don’t worry guys
[2026-03-02 23:11:18] BlissRP : contract details: the positivity is intoxicating, ser
[2026-03-02 23:11:19] Dario1 : all funds will be safe
[2026-03-02 23:11:22] BlissRP : please give me more
[2026-03-02 23:11:28] Luke Short : we back
[2026-03-02 23:11:49] BlissRP : no teleport?? i want my hope back!!!
[2026-03-02 23:12:03] GodBleesYou : are we back?
[2026-03-02 23:12:08] GodBleesYou : yes
[2026-03-02 23:12:11] GodBleesYou : go go
[2026-03-02 23:12:28] Dario1 : BitMEX_Mia: Thanks for the quick fix 😘
[2026-03-02 23:12:29] GreedyBastard : Good thank god
[2026-03-02 23:12:39] Shiro : Let's go 🤪
[2026-03-02 23:12:58] nylon123 : thanks for the hotfix patch
[2026-03-02 23:13:11] nylon123 : monkey patching live system
[2026-03-02 23:14:05] Gandalf the Grey : Imagine the stress that that one pakistani engineer on minimal wage had to go through to fix it
[2026-03-02 23:14:26] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣😂
[2026-03-02 23:14:39] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-02 23:15:05] Dario1 : Gandalf the Grey: Have you seen Pez’s million dollar position?
[2026-03-02 23:15:17] Dario1 : not minimal wage
[2026-03-02 23:15:19] BlissRP : what about hotdogs
[2026-03-02 23:15:23] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 23:16:40] Gandalf the Grey : Sanjay got us bro
[2026-03-02 23:17:09] Gandalf the Grey : he smokes 2 packs per day and lilfts refridgerators to buy curry
[2026-03-02 23:17:14] Dario1 : Pez was even talking about retiring at his 30 or 40s
[2026-03-02 23:17:27] neki : my chart is baakt
[2026-03-02 23:17:29] Dario1 : so bitmex pays engineers very well
[2026-03-02 23:18:00] Gandalf the Grey : maybe he has a sugar mommy
[2026-03-02 23:18:09] Gandalf the Grey : have you considered that
[2026-03-02 23:18:22] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: wtf 1🤣😂
[2026-03-02 23:20:40] Gandalf the Grey : I know one broke DJ here
[2026-03-02 23:20:49] Gandalf the Grey : His gf gives him 10-15k euro a month
[2026-03-02 23:20:58] Gandalf the Grey : just for spending
[2026-03-02 23:21:06] Gandalf the Grey : and she is a legit 10
[2026-03-02 23:21:10] neki : gogog
[2026-03-02 23:21:15] neki : bulla fly!!
[2026-03-02 23:21:16] Gandalf the Grey : dude is like 6 max
[2026-03-02 23:21:51] Gandalf the Grey : Use will neki
[2026-03-02 23:22:48] neki : fly me to the moon
[2026-03-02 23:23:06] Dario1 : They pay lead developer 120-200K per year plus bounces etc
[2026-03-02 23:23:17] Dario1 : I wouldn’t call that minimum wage
[2026-03-02 23:23:56] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: can i marry his gf?
[2026-03-02 23:24:27] neki : I will this market TO go UPUp only
[2026-03-02 23:24:39] Gandalf the Grey : contract details: sure
[2026-03-02 23:24:41] neki : It is my will and my menatality. Market will go UP cuz i WILL it
[2026-03-02 23:24:47] Gandalf the Grey : just be a dj
[2026-03-02 23:24:52] contract details : BlissRP: there is no reason to be positive remember we all die it's all pointless :pepe: just yolo
[2026-03-02 23:25:05] thankyousomuch : guys i think the bullrun has started again :downrocket: 😳
[2026-03-02 23:25:13] Gandalf the Grey : just wait for signal
[2026-03-02 23:25:16] Luke Short : Beirut just got bombed lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhk5EIaDBl8
[2026-03-02 23:25:18] Gandalf the Grey : then take it
[2026-03-02 23:25:20] Gandalf the Grey : and see
[2026-03-02 23:26:56] Gandalf the Grey : I think lebanese people should just pack and go to another country
[2026-03-02 23:27:04] Gandalf the Grey : economy ruined
[2026-03-02 23:27:08] Gandalf the Grey : bomb every day
[2026-03-02 23:28:42] contract details : They should go rebuild carthage abandon tyre
[2026-03-02 23:30:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68882.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-02 23:31:27] thankyousomuch : there is no reason to long btc
[2026-03-02 23:31:35] thankyousomuch : Biden created btc to go down
[2026-03-02 23:31:40] thankyousomuch : :downrocket:
[2026-03-02 23:31:47] Dario1 : Luke Short: Sounds like this wiki page needs an update :arthur:
[2026-03-02 23:31:50] Dario1 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court_arrest_warrants_for_Israeli_leaders
[2026-03-02 23:33:43] Luke Short : Dario1: true, but i think hisbollah was shooting missiles from beirut onto israel
[2026-03-02 23:34:11] Luke Short : let's hope all the normal people stayed away from the missile guys
[2026-03-02 23:34:15] Dario1 : Luke Short: yes and before that Israel was bombing them almost every day
[2026-03-02 23:35:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!
[2026-03-02 23:35:33] Luke Short : and before that Cain killed his brother Abel :D
[2026-03-02 23:35:46] Dario1 : Luke Short: hahaha good one
[2026-03-02 23:36:01] Gandalf the Grey : So we made it to 4 ppl before we started killing each other
[2026-03-02 23:36:13] Gandalf the Grey : Cain killed 25 percent of population
[2026-03-02 23:36:18] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD
[2026-03-02 23:37:12] GodBleesYou : this bug stoped the piump?
[2026-03-02 23:37:14] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-03-02 23:37:56] Dario1 : No, because bitmex volume is less than 0.5% of market volume
[2026-03-02 23:41:03] Dario1 : These days bitmex is not a price setting exchange, but a price following exchange…
[2026-03-02 23:41:30] Dario1 : gone are the days when bitmex had more than 50% market share
[2026-03-02 23:41:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 114 Cont @ 86.43 ($678.29)
[2026-03-02 23:44:02] Gandalf the Grey : 67500 then 73k?
[2026-03-02 23:44:23] Dr.van_Doom666 : 7300
[2026-03-02 23:44:38] nylon123 : Gotcha
[2026-03-02 23:49:48] neki : on pumperonie
[2026-03-02 23:49:54] neki : comin gup!
[2026-03-02 23:54:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : the whole pump was a bulltrap
[2026-03-02 23:56:58] Shiro : Asia in 3mins 🌝
[2026-03-02 23:57:06] contract details : wow how unexpected another failed bounce
[2026-03-03 00:02:52] Noise666 : Buy now
[2026-03-03 00:03:02] neki : chill on the 71k daily close
[2026-03-03 00:11:27] bluemaster : how trading is simple if you are not over leveraged ,technically we never had bear market https://www.tradingview.com/x/rKDDVepI/
[2026-03-03 00:16:36] contract details : yeah very funny
[2026-03-03 00:16:47] contract details : not being overleverage = never using leverage
[2026-03-03 00:16:48] contract details : :arthur:
[2026-03-03 00:18:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : 58k in some hours
[2026-03-03 00:24:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 6.1600 ZEC @ 220.88 ($1,360.55)
[2026-03-03 00:25:35] GodBleesYou : wtf
[2026-03-03 00:26:45] contract details : that was the month for all of march how great
[2026-03-03 00:28:27] GodBleesYou : why we dump.....
[2026-03-03 00:28:32] GodBleesYou : why scam us
[2026-03-03 00:28:47] Dr.van_Doom666 : the pup was the scam
[2026-03-03 00:28:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : pump
[2026-03-03 00:36:26] GodBleesYou : OMG
[2026-03-03 00:36:49] Shawn-Williams : 71700
[2026-03-03 00:36:54] GodBleesYou : 3/6/9M all bullish @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-03 00:37:00] GodBleesYou : smell like breakup!!!
[2026-03-03 00:37:20] GodBleesYou : dam i took some haveyloss today
[2026-03-03 00:37:35] GodBleesYou : all good give me moon now!!
[2026-03-03 00:41:18] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: yooo how're you doing mate?! Long time 😄
[2026-03-03 00:41:57] Shiro : Happy unbanned sir 😆
[2026-03-03 00:42:16] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: I was blocked by admin for long time because of few oldies. They banned me permanently because of some puss'sys but they unblocked me
[2026-03-03 00:42:54] Shawn-Williams : I said on 5 Jan that we will go below 80k by month end and as soon as we cross 77k then within few session we will go below 60k
[2026-03-03 00:42:55] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: we asked admins to unban you happy to see you anyway hahaha
[2026-03-03 00:42:57] Shawn-Williams : and that has happened
[2026-03-03 00:43:04] Shawn-Williams : but you know oldies
[2026-03-03 00:43:05] Shawn-Williams : anyway
[2026-03-03 00:43:28] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: correct shawn +1 shuro -1 🤣
[2026-03-03 00:43:35] Shawn-Williams : I don't care and no point in wasting energy as few people born and die after useless life like trash
[2026-03-03 00:43:46] Shawn-Williams : anyway- lets enjoy the market
[2026-03-03 00:44:27] Shawn-Williams : Now- make sure we are going below 36k in near future
[2026-03-03 00:44:30] Shawn-Williams : get ready for that
[2026-03-03 00:44:56] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: don't say that 💔😑🥲
[2026-03-03 00:45:15] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: see yourself like you have already seen many times
[2026-03-03 00:45:52] Shawn-Williams : in between 40-k to 36k is my target and saying this since when oldies dancing above 122k
[2026-03-03 00:45:57] Shiro : I'm ready for 45-55 but 35 is to low for me if we're going to 30s I feel blue mate 💔
[2026-03-03 00:46:21] Shawn-Williams : I mean they always eat the leveraged position and steal btc from masses like this
[2026-03-03 00:46:22] Shawn-Williams : always
[2026-03-03 00:46:54] Shawn-Williams : again- never forget btc corrected almost 13 times by 50 and 5 or 6 times by 80%
[2026-03-03 00:47:07] Shawn-Williams : never forget that part in last 14 years
[2026-03-03 00:47:12] Shawn-Williams : nothing new
[2026-03-03 00:47:25] Shiro : Yeah 👍🏻
[2026-03-03 00:48:07] Shawn-Williams : 50% we have already done with 60k this time. so 1 more time
[2026-03-03 00:48:23] Shawn-Williams : now lets wait for 80%
[2026-03-03 00:49:14] GodBleesYou : MOOOO
[2026-03-03 00:49:17] GodBleesYou : only MOOOO
[2026-03-03 00:51:53] contract details : hehe asia doom
[2026-03-03 00:51:58] contract details : hehe :pepe:
[2026-03-03 00:52:41] GodBleesYou : contract details: Only MOOO!!
[2026-03-03 00:56:25] contract details : GodBleesYou: nah we are fcked
[2026-03-03 00:56:40] contract details : just because i longed they drop a nuke today
[2026-03-03 00:56:42] contract details : dont worry
[2026-03-03 00:56:46] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 00:58:08] GodBleesYou : contract details: i really need it to pump lol
[2026-03-03 00:58:09] GodBleesYou : xd
[2026-03-03 00:58:11] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-03 00:58:22] GodBleesYou : THE JEW PROMISED A PUMP
[2026-03-03 00:58:26] contract details : i very much need it
[2026-03-03 00:58:27] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 00:58:31] contract details : i need to eat :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:00:17] Shiro : contract details: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-03 01:02:26] Dario1 : contract details: Don’t worry, your Iran nuking wish from last year will be granted, even if you short it :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:04:55] thankyousomuch : maybe bullrun wont print a green cnadle again
[2026-03-03 01:05:23] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:
[2026-03-03 01:07:05] thankyousomuch : china will short longers back to 1k
[2026-03-03 01:10:31] contract details : Dario1: every year same shit honestly
[2026-03-03 01:10:45] thankyousomuch : less sugar more health its over bulls
[2026-03-03 01:11:10] contract details : now ive learned the pattern when srping comes the arid lands peoples dust off their rocket s
[2026-03-03 01:12:06] thankyousomuch : McDonald’s ETR: MDO 288,25 EUR +1,10 (0,38 %)
[2026-03-03 01:12:15] thankyousomuch : up
[2026-03-03 01:12:25] thankyousomuch : Mc Doalds up BTC down
[2026-03-03 01:14:45] Dario1 : contract details: at least you have your vineyard
[2026-03-03 01:14:48] Dario1 : it could have been worse
[2026-03-03 01:14:59] Dario1 : a la Husky style :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:15:18] contract details : thankyousomuch: nullmaster war besser
[2026-03-03 01:15:38] contract details : Dario1: I can't eat vines ser :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:16:04] contract details : I should just move out of this hopeless land
[2026-03-03 01:16:48] Dario1 : Your hopeless land is a dreamland for many
[2026-03-03 01:17:13] Dario1 : But the name even contains pain :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:19:17] contract details : It is if you have money
[2026-03-03 01:20:13] contract details : But it's demographically fcked nothing can save it :pepe: even becoming a wagie is hard
[2026-03-03 01:20:32] Dario1 : agree on that, la zagaleta in benhavis has the most luxurious, expensive villas not just in spain
[2026-03-03 01:20:38] Dario1 : but the whole europe
[2026-03-03 01:20:47] Dario1 : damn villas there cost around 20 mil
[2026-03-03 01:21:24] Dario1 : even putin had a villa there
[2026-03-03 01:21:29] Dario1 : or was that marbella
[2026-03-03 01:21:44] contract details : I was going to aay only russian mafia lives there lol
[2026-03-03 01:21:46] Dario1 : so I guess, marbella will be the last place in europe he would ever nuke
[2026-03-03 01:21:53] Dario1 : very safe :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:22:11] contract details : Madeira island sound safer
[2026-03-03 01:22:17] Dario1 : contract details: those russian mafia are nasty
[2026-03-03 01:22:21] contract details : Also Portuguese taxes
[2026-03-03 01:22:39] Dario1 : portugal had no taxes for crypto hodlers
[2026-03-03 01:22:48] Dario1 : but I heard they were going to change that
[2026-03-03 01:22:49] nylon123 : I fear. Extremly fear
[2026-03-03 01:23:29] contract details : It's still way lower than spain
[2026-03-03 01:23:40] Dario1 : yep
[2026-03-03 01:23:52] Dario1 : in spain there is the beckam law
[2026-03-03 01:24:06] Dario1 : lowring taxes to 24% or something for 5 years for expats
[2026-03-03 01:24:29] Dario1 : but I didn’t meat the requirements :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:25:19] Dario1 : meet*
[2026-03-03 01:25:51] contract details : My wife wanted the Spanish passport i want the Russian one to leave this tax hell
[2026-03-03 01:26:01] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:26:12] Dario1 : It takes only 1 year plus 2 years processing time
[2026-03-03 01:26:29] Dario1 : for me it would get 10+2 years
[2026-03-03 01:26:34] Dario1 : so I gave up on it
[2026-03-03 01:26:44] Dario1 : it’s second best passport in the world
[2026-03-03 01:27:14] Dario1 : you don’t need a russian passport for that
[2026-03-03 01:27:31] Dario1 : just stay less than 183 days per year inside spain
[2026-03-03 01:27:46] Dario1 : and don’t have a business or family
[2026-03-03 01:28:14] Dario1 : for me it would take*
[2026-03-03 01:29:55] contract details : Maybe i should rent you my house :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:30:44] Dario1 : contract details: bought that apartment in valdebebas madrid I was telling you about last year
[2026-03-03 01:30:57] Dario1 : there are no direct flights from malaga to dubai
[2026-03-03 01:31:08] Dario1 : so had to go to madrid first :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:31:21] Dario1 : that’s why I bought it
[2026-03-03 01:32:17] contract details : Hehe madrid is the only place in spain with decent connections nationality and internationally
[2026-03-03 01:32:21] Dario1 : contract details: was considering to divorce my wife, marry a Spanish girl to get the passport after a year residency
[2026-03-03 01:32:32] Dario1 : but I realized I still lover her
[2026-03-03 01:32:36] contract details : You can marry m
[2026-03-03 01:32:41] Dario1 : it is what it is :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:32:41] contract details : Me
[2026-03-03 01:32:44] Dario1 : hahaha
[2026-03-03 01:32:49] contract details : :arthur
[2026-03-03 01:32:57] contract details : We marry our wives and you marry m
[2026-03-03 01:32:58] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:33:18] contract details : Phone app chopping the message again :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:35:03] contract details : I need to sleep. Watch price reverse as i close this. I love waging
[2026-03-03 01:35:53] Dario1 : lolz
[2026-03-03 02:02:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0302 XBT @ 68444.3 ($2,067.09)
[2026-03-03 02:21:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0168 XBT @ 68354.6 ($1,148.30)
[2026-03-03 02:34:34] Gandalf the Grey : 80k missile ready?
[2026-03-03 02:58:42] GodBleesYou : OMG....
[2026-03-03 02:58:52] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: I WOULD LIKE THAT
[2026-03-03 02:59:00] GodBleesYou : jewish pump loading?
[2026-03-03 02:59:43] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: L'chaim
[2026-03-03 03:09:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LOTUSDT`: Sell 13000 LOT @ 0.007107 ($92.43)
[2026-03-03 03:09:26] GodBleesYou : ........
[2026-03-03 03:09:41] GodBleesYou : dead
[2026-03-03 03:10:16] GodBleesYou : wash trade again...
[2026-03-03 03:10:17] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-03-03 03:19:21] Dario1 : First time I see someone connecting bitcoin pump to a religion
[2026-03-03 03:19:35] Dario1 : I’m not religious
[2026-03-03 03:19:42] Dario1 : but if there is going to be a pump
[2026-03-03 03:19:52] Dario1 : it will be a Christian pump
[2026-03-03 03:20:04] Dario1 : religious fanaticism knows no boundaries it seems :pepe:
[2026-03-03 03:26:38] Shiro : Dario1: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-03 03:29:32] Dario1 : Shiro: religious fanatics are the stupidest kind of people I have ever seen
[2026-03-03 03:29:36] Dario1 : Completely delusional
[2026-03-03 03:29:45] Dario1 : 🤣
[2026-03-03 03:30:01] GodBleesYou : Dario1: jesus pump it!!
[2026-03-03 03:30:04] Shiro : Dario1: +1
[2026-03-03 03:30:27] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: now we are talking love
[2026-03-03 03:30:36] Dario1 : let jesus show you the way
[2026-03-03 03:30:38] Dario1 : amen
[2026-03-03 03:30:42] GodBleesYou : Dario1: <3
[2026-03-03 03:30:49] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-03-03 03:30:51] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: <3
[2026-03-03 03:30:55] Dario1 : Shiro: hehe
[2026-03-03 04:08:24] Shiro : Darwin pump 😄
[2026-03-03 04:09:21] Shiro : Let's try all random things hopefully one of them worki
[2026-03-03 04:09:23] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-03 04:12:39] Shiro : What about Stalin pump! Let's see
[2026-03-03 04:37:07] Dario1 : Shiro: :kek:
[2026-03-03 04:37:28] Dario1 : PeacenLuv pump is the most effective one
[2026-03-03 04:37:39] Dario1 : can confirm
[2026-03-03 04:38:11] Dario1 : after watching his moves for the last 5-6 years
[2026-03-03 04:40:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4900 USD @ 68184.4
[2026-03-03 04:49:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 109500 USD @ 68068.5 - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay
[2026-03-03 05:07:37] bmagic : Puamp it
[2026-03-03 05:07:43] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 4,000 USD @ 68102.7262 ```
[2026-03-03 05:25:09] MadoffNakamoto : :shipit:
[2026-03-03 05:46:29] MadoffNakamoto : 🐍
[2026-03-03 06:32:22] lelskates : no way you try catch this falling knife
[2026-03-03 06:32:31] lelskates : last night was scam pump for shorts now they going for thick longs
[2026-03-03 06:36:24] MadoffNakamoto : lelskates: up only sir
[2026-03-03 06:36:33] MadoffNakamoto : stairs down elevator up
[2026-03-03 06:39:14] neki : so bitcoin
[2026-03-03 06:39:43] MadoffNakamoto : 67800 tungsten support
[2026-03-03 06:41:54] neki : seems like markets dont give a fekk about trumps shenaningans any more.
[2026-03-03 06:42:24] neki : bomb Iran, yesterdays news.. Gold dumpa, bitcoin non fazed
[2026-03-03 06:42:50] neki : this is the world we live in now. buy corn for familiae
[2026-03-03 06:43:59] MrLS : Moon it for my familia
[2026-03-03 06:48:40] MrLS : Is this gonna do nothing till stockmarkets open
[2026-03-03 06:49:01] MrLS : Boorrrinnngg
[2026-03-03 06:49:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2400 USD @ 67798.9
[2026-03-03 06:51:00] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-03 06:53:02] MrLS : Gimme bearmeat
[2026-03-03 07:03:07] neki : MrLS: check it
[2026-03-03 07:03:13] neki : Europe gonn awake up boolish
[2026-03-03 07:03:25] neki : cuz EU is always priceleader :D
[2026-03-03 07:03:39] neki : fearless trader, the EU is
[2026-03-03 07:05:02] neki : chances are, we are looking at the same dikkless action as yesterday.. soo, 2% range for 8 hours.. yey!
[2026-03-03 07:05:36] MrLS : Its gonna fooking moo
[2026-03-03 07:05:39] MrLS : Moon
[2026-03-03 07:05:54] MrLS : I need a moon :pepe:
[2026-03-03 07:06:11] neki : but we may have found support at support
[2026-03-03 07:07:55] MrLS : https://www.tradingview.com/x/OXdG7RIa
[2026-03-03 07:28:53] neki : MrLS: something like this yea..
[2026-03-03 07:47:05] MrLS : I fookin need it
[2026-03-03 07:47:16] MrLS : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 07:52:59] bmagic : You will get a moon
[2026-03-03 07:53:02] bmagic : 74k
[2026-03-03 07:53:49] bmagic : lelskates: no last night was a short squeeze. Today continuation
[2026-03-03 07:54:17] neki : we, the poor people of the world. need to mop the floor.
[2026-03-03 07:57:29] bmagic : Watch this aggressive dildo hit 70400
[2026-03-03 07:59:24] BlissRP : willdo the dildo
[2026-03-03 07:59:36] BlissRP : will it if you want to dill itt
[2026-03-03 08:00:50] neki : im so sick of financing Trump. Wen dildation-nation? when trump pump? when fistpump moon? wen yolo fomo?
[2026-03-03 08:01:12] neki : H4 limp dikk grandpa pattern
[2026-03-03 08:04:42] BlissRP : neki: +1
[2026-03-03 08:08:43] thankyousomuch : look backards bullrun to 1k
[2026-03-03 08:08:52] thankyousomuch : backwards bullrun
[2026-03-03 08:09:26] thankyousomuch : fast backwards run
[2026-03-03 08:11:52] thankyousomuch : :pepe: backwards bullrun
[2026-03-03 08:12:20] MadoffNakamoto : beras send missiles, we respond with anacondas
[2026-03-03 08:12:27] thankyousomuch : longers depressed again @MadoffNakamoto
[2026-03-03 08:13:01] thankyousomuch : only run backwards lol
[2026-03-03 08:13:25] thankyousomuch : MadoffNakamoto: show bears your empty balance bro
[2026-03-03 08:15:22] thankyousomuch : back to 1k :pepeb:
[2026-03-03 08:16:53] thankyousomuch : MadoffNakamoto: heheheheeheheh backwards run heheheheeh
[2026-03-03 08:16:55] thankyousomuch : :arthur:
[2026-03-03 08:19:22] neki : bera at it again..
[2026-03-03 08:19:34] neki : so be it, ahve your 41 minutes
[2026-03-03 08:19:39] neki : have*
[2026-03-03 08:21:20] MrLS : Crypto is scared to move alone, without stockmarket it aint doing SHIT lately
[2026-03-03 08:21:21] bluemaster : :btc: remember me kids
[2026-03-03 08:22:11] neki : bluemaster: i member! wen horn-porn?
[2026-03-03 08:22:23] MadoffNakamoto : what cant go down can only go up :arthur:
[2026-03-03 08:22:47] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: are you dying from heartattack from too much blue pills ?
[2026-03-03 08:29:10] bluemaster : MadoffNakamoto: I wish I die doing "that " ,nothing wrong with that
[2026-03-03 08:33:16] MrLS : 😴
[2026-03-03 08:36:54] neki : London wanna get in cheap
[2026-03-03 08:37:16] neki : "allruight mate" yeee punds sterling for bitcoin, mate
[2026-03-03 08:37:40] contract details : Nah this shit cant print two green dailie
[2026-03-03 08:37:52] contract details : Depressing
[2026-03-03 08:38:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5200 USD @ 67578
[2026-03-03 08:39:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 2 XRP @ 1.3556 ($2.71)
[2026-03-03 08:40:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 67448.1
[2026-03-03 08:40:19] lelskates : bahahha
[2026-03-03 08:40:21] neki : meh, ORnnie. u suck
[2026-03-03 08:40:22] lelskates : lights out
[2026-03-03 08:40:56] Djdez : lelskates: away we go
[2026-03-03 08:41:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 800 USD @ 67406.1 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-03 08:41:54] MrLS : Welp there goes the profit
[2026-03-03 08:42:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 31290 DOGE @ 0.09029 ($2,824.99) - That red candle had your name on it
[2026-03-03 08:43:15] weiron12 : noone buying that ponzi
[2026-03-03 08:43:19] weiron12 : freefall
[2026-03-03 08:44:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 877 XRP @ 1.3528 ($1,186.32)
[2026-03-03 08:44:57] weiron12 : 7 mill on orderbook
[2026-03-03 08:45:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 25000 USD @ 67282.6 - Oops, margin call dropped by!
[2026-03-03 08:45:23] neki : realy gay
[2026-03-03 08:45:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 157.2900 SOL @ 84.16 ($13,236.58) - Your stop-loss called in sick today
[2026-03-03 08:50:29] funny cat videos : oh so we doing the bart thing again ok :pepe:
[2026-03-03 08:50:35] funny cat videos : longittup btc
[2026-03-03 08:50:50] bmagic : 67100 hit
[2026-03-03 08:50:55] bmagic : Time for death bounce
[2026-03-03 08:53:30] MrLS : Should have closed yesterday #setandforget
[2026-03-03 08:53:52] bmagic : Closed your eyes
[2026-03-03 08:54:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 1906 BMEX @ 0.084 ($162.96)
[2026-03-03 08:55:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5400 USD @ 66964.6
[2026-03-03 08:57:44] BeaRed : Where the longs from yesterday? I wish you would’ve listened to me
[2026-03-03 08:58:31] bmagic : You have to long the longs
[2026-03-03 08:58:56] ronaldmcdong : My dong is pretty long.
[2026-03-03 09:00:32] neki : well.. dis is abit unusual for lads to be shorting yolo so early
[2026-03-03 09:00:35] neki : hwell
[2026-03-03 09:00:45] neki : hwell hwell
[2026-03-03 09:00:51] neki : fkoff bera
[2026-03-03 09:05:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 66890.6
[2026-03-03 09:07:08] BeaRed : Longs knocking at Donald’s
[2026-03-03 09:10:17] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-03 09:15:44] ronaldmcdong : I knocked up Donald.
[2026-03-03 09:16:04] Thatzaackid : pause
[2026-03-03 09:17:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : SILLY FOMOBULLS NEVER LEARN!
[2026-03-03 09:18:49] MrLS : /position xbtusd 💀 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 1,000 USD @ 65304 ```
[2026-03-03 09:19:46] bmagic : Well done
[2026-03-03 09:19:51] bmagic : Ssfe
[2026-03-03 09:20:02] bmagic : 82k incoming
[2026-03-03 09:20:49] bmagic : Imagine thinking markets will crash because of war
[2026-03-03 09:21:11] bmagic : We been at war for years
[2026-03-03 09:22:32] ronaldmcdong : 100k incoming. Donald personally promised me this Beca I gave him my long dong.
[2026-03-03 09:23:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : cya @ 16800 fomonOObs
[2026-03-03 09:23:20] weiron12 : btc to 20k
[2026-03-03 09:23:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : weiron12: +1
[2026-03-03 09:23:45] weiron12 : eth to $0
[2026-03-03 09:23:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : weiron12: +1
[2026-03-03 09:24:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : weiron12: 20k will not hold
[2026-03-03 09:26:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSDT`: Sell 198570000 SHIB @ 0.000005311 ($1,077.84)
[2026-03-03 09:26:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66761.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-03 09:26:56] Gandalf the Grey : Lol nice bull run
[2026-03-03 09:27:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `NEARUSDT`: Sell 2 NEAR @ 1.3679 ($2.74)
[2026-03-03 09:27:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0037 XBT @ 66713.1 ($246.82) - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-03 09:27:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTH26`: Sell 100 USD @ 66841.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-03 09:27:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `WLDUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.3939 ($2.63)
[2026-03-03 09:27:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0200 ETH @ 1950.43 ($39.01)
[2026-03-03 09:27:09] Gandalf the Grey : one day bull runs are the beste
[2026-03-03 09:28:16] neki : hur5tful words
[2026-03-03 09:28:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : CYA IN HELL BULLTARDS!!!
[2026-03-03 09:28:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 25 ETH @ 1946.1 ($48,653.25) - Notification: “Quick reset, bro?”
[2026-03-03 09:28:38] BlissRP : race to 0
[2026-03-03 09:31:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66541.8 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-03 09:31:46] weiron12 : no buying found
[2026-03-03 09:31:55] weiron12 : buyer
[2026-03-03 09:32:50] Gandalf the Grey : isreal will take Lebanon. cool
[2026-03-03 09:32:54] Gandalf the Grey : this is getting better and better
[2026-03-03 09:33:23] neki : welldone teddy
[2026-03-03 09:35:04] 45th_blown_account : i wanted to go to Lebanon one day :pepe: Now i dont want to go
[2026-03-03 09:35:38] Djdez : Btc $58k soon
[2026-03-03 09:36:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : Djdez: +1
[2026-03-03 09:37:05] MadoffNakamoto : long your liquidated longs :arthur: :arthur: :arthur:
[2026-03-03 09:38:27] funny cat videos : Gandalf the Grey: wdym take? it's already theirs. it was promised to them 3000 years ago :pepe:
[2026-03-03 09:38:55] Gandalf the Grey : goyims has no chance
[2026-03-03 09:41:07] Gandalf the Grey : 55k, 50k and 40k and bounce points if this is serious and not fake
[2026-03-03 09:41:59] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/realmamio/status/2028391999762792455
[2026-03-03 09:44:01] BlissRP : nikkei going brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[2026-03-03 09:44:34] Gandalf the Grey : take euro and change it to food stamps. more valuable
[2026-03-03 09:44:41] Gandalf the Grey : only USD survices
[2026-03-03 09:47:22] Gandalf the Grey : if we take 64k we going 60k imo
[2026-03-03 09:47:32] Gandalf the Grey : if we bounce here we retake 70k
[2026-03-03 09:47:35] Gandalf the Grey : i think
[2026-03-03 09:50:33] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - -25,000 USD @ 68413.9592 ```
[2026-03-03 09:55:55] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/8UvHQYDS/
[2026-03-03 10:01:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOTUSDT`: Sell 3111 DOT @ 1.48 ($4,604.90) - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-03-03 10:02:47] RonniePickering : who's dumpin/
[2026-03-03 10:13:53] bmagic : It's time
[2026-03-03 10:15:59] 45th_blown_account : when men will get equal pay in OF ? these are the questions no one is answering :pepe: i hate this ponzi
[2026-03-03 10:20:58] Gandalf the Grey : oil is the new gold
[2026-03-03 10:21:02] Gandalf the Grey : long oil
[2026-03-03 10:21:11] neki : this trend is im-ponzi-ble
[2026-03-03 10:30:56] Gandalf the Grey : your will is weak bro
[2026-03-03 10:31:06] Gandalf the Grey : nikkei is nice altcoin
[2026-03-03 10:32:52] Gandalf the Grey : usa session will decide
[2026-03-03 10:37:21] lelskates : dot $1.48 lol
[2026-03-03 10:37:26] lelskates : what a shitcoin
[2026-03-03 10:37:29] Gandalf the Grey : lolka
[2026-03-03 10:43:35] Gandalf the Grey : burgers will decide
[2026-03-03 11:03:19] bluemaster : https://ac.com.au/upload/sp/always.jpg
[2026-03-03 11:06:56] neki : so what.. we poppin, droppin, floppin or hoppin?
[2026-03-03 11:08:27] MadoffNakamoto : neki: all 4 sir
[2026-03-03 11:11:37] neki : MadoffNakamoto: its a party then!
[2026-03-03 11:12:24] neki : so typical bulla guns for the moon... ME, however, at the risk of soundig gay-as-feeeckm, am gunnin for Uranus, bera :D
[2026-03-03 11:14:33] BlissRP : blood moon has risen
[2026-03-03 11:16:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `AVAXUSDT`: Sell 62.6000 AVAX @ 8.984 ($562.35)
[2026-03-03 11:19:06] neki : oke, right hook now
[2026-03-03 11:19:10] neki : smackabacka
[2026-03-03 11:34:57] bluemaster : https://x.com/WisdomStoics/status/2028473545626636621
[2026-03-03 11:35:02] neki : i just recieved a scam call on my mobile. "jakob" from global financial markets. Well, it seems i have been tipped off - bitcoin goes to the mooon now. Also, I seem to have 2bitcoin lying around somewhere. Rich Bitch
[2026-03-03 11:37:40] thankyousomuch : 1k bye nulls
[2026-03-03 11:39:05] thankyousomuch : ullrun has ended cuse bullrun has startet, arhahhahahaaaaararaarra
[2026-03-03 11:39:12] thankyousomuch : :arthur: arr
[2026-03-03 11:39:30] neki : here we gi
[2026-03-03 11:39:36] neki : go go gogog
[2026-03-03 11:39:42] thankyousomuch : neki: 1k
[2026-03-03 11:40:09] neki : 1k 1key 1 monkey playing onesies
[2026-03-03 11:40:25] neki : true value = 1 usd
[2026-03-03 11:40:35] thankyousomuch : 5 cent :pepe:
[2026-03-03 11:40:49] neki : 50cent. cuz BULLets
[2026-03-03 11:40:50] neki : :>D
[2026-03-03 11:41:00] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 5 cent
[2026-03-03 11:41:12] thankyousomuch : then bearmarket to 50k
[2026-03-03 11:42:27] thankyousomuch : C E N T
[2026-03-03 11:42:29] thankyousomuch : Cent
[2026-03-03 11:43:30] thankyousomuch : sry nulls
[2026-03-03 11:43:43] thankyousomuch : bullrun goes faster to 1k than bearmarket :arthur:
[2026-03-03 11:43:55] thankyousomuch : backwards run
[2026-03-03 11:46:46] thankyousomuch : MadoffNakamoto: A bullrun ends when a bullrun starts
[2026-03-03 11:53:35] PeacenLuv : uy the dip btc
[2026-03-03 11:59:38] BlissRP : bullrun starts when chart barts and piggy farts
[2026-03-03 12:01:19] kroleg666 : what do you guys think will happen to btc when Iran nukes entire world energy system
[2026-03-03 12:02:09] thankyousomuch : kroleg666: 2k?
[2026-03-03 12:02:16] kroleg666 : thats optimistic
[2026-03-03 12:02:24] thankyousomuch : 😳
[2026-03-03 12:11:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 13 Cont @ 1975.42 ($1,734.87)
[2026-03-03 12:12:28] BlissRP : uhoh
[2026-03-03 12:12:33] BlissRP : BLOOD MOON IS MOONING
[2026-03-03 12:13:16] neki : told ya
[2026-03-03 12:13:21] neki : right hook movvafooka
[2026-03-03 12:13:29] neki : bulla aint playin no mo
[2026-03-03 12:37:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1800 USD @ 67322.4
[2026-03-03 12:45:25] Gandalf the Grey : Burgers gonna decimate this
[2026-03-03 12:45:59] contract details : perpetually low volume
[2026-03-03 12:46:05] contract details : 1 day scam into burger death
[2026-03-03 12:46:28] neki : burgers up!
[2026-03-03 12:49:52] neki : MAAAAARRGGEE!!!
[2026-03-03 12:49:54] neki : MAAARGEEE!
[2026-03-03 12:50:01] neki : get MARGIN, MARGE!
[2026-03-03 12:50:23] neki : "goddamit teddy, ya know we spent it all"
[2026-03-03 12:51:06] Gandalf the Grey : Almost it seems that shorting 70k was better than longing it
[2026-03-03 12:52:03] neki : almost
[2026-03-03 12:53:13] neki : buht--- remember maintenence yesterday
[2026-03-03 12:53:23] neki : sure as shit we jumpin range today
[2026-03-03 12:53:44] neki : 72300 bera getting visited. So lonely up there since 5th feb
[2026-03-03 12:54:13] neki : I know, he tolda me.. All alone, forever alone.. Counting nickels. Terrified still
[2026-03-03 12:54:35] neki : PNL for bera = penis not long
[2026-03-03 12:55:33] neki : aaanyaway... maaaARgee!!!!
[2026-03-03 12:57:24] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: .....
[2026-03-03 12:57:30] GodBleesYou : rekt....
[2026-03-03 13:00:29] Gandalf the Grey : maybe they will turn off bitmex again
[2026-03-03 13:11:44] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 13:11:50] contract details : i just wanted to eat and have a roof
[2026-03-03 13:11:51] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 13:12:17] Gandalf the Grey : Sky is full of stars
[2026-03-03 13:12:25] Gandalf the Grey : Bro are you good
[2026-03-03 13:12:33] Gandalf the Grey : I am worried about you
[2026-03-03 13:12:39] Gandalf the Grey : Dont do sth stupid
[2026-03-03 13:13:02] Gandalf the Grey : Come Riyadh we can die together lmao
[2026-03-03 13:17:30] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: they scamed me so hard today and yesterday
[2026-03-03 13:17:37] GodBleesYou : everytrade was worng lol