This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2026-03-02 22:21:28] Gandalf the Grey : Goodnight bro
[2026-03-02 22:21:36] Gandalf the Grey : everyone calls it differently
[2026-03-02 22:21:39] Gandalf the Grey : it is ok
[2026-03-02 22:22:01] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: LoL
[2026-03-02 22:22:10] GodBleesYou : i really mean plants lol
[2026-03-02 22:22:13] GodBleesYou : i live on a farm
[2026-03-02 22:22:28] Gandalf the Grey : peaceful
[2026-03-02 22:22:50] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: yea nature is the best place to trade xD
[2026-03-02 22:22:56] GodBleesYou : near the sheeps and dogs
[2026-03-02 22:23:02] GodBleesYou : Baaa Baaaa
[2026-03-02 22:23:04] Gandalf the Grey : you can ride the sheep
[2026-03-02 22:23:09] Gandalf the Grey : to supermarket
[2026-03-02 22:23:12] Gandalf the Grey : park it etc
[2026-03-02 22:23:19] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i think buy a house
[2026-03-02 22:23:29] Gandalf the Grey : for sheep or you?
[2026-03-02 22:23:30] GodBleesYou : pure breed only cost 2500$ over here
[2026-03-02 22:23:43] BlissRP : blood moon
[2026-03-02 22:23:48] BlissRP : what great timing
[2026-03-02 22:23:51] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-02 22:23:51] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: sun!!!
[2026-03-02 22:23:59] GodBleesYou : i forgot about it
[2026-03-02 22:24:01] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-03-02 22:24:10] GodBleesYou : i know a jew pump should come
[2026-03-02 22:24:12] BlissRP : its tomorrow night for me
[2026-03-02 22:24:14] GodBleesYou : before purim
[2026-03-02 22:24:26] GodBleesYou : but a pump durring blood moon?
[2026-03-02 22:24:28] GodBleesYou : omg
[2026-03-02 22:24:41] neki : we got the friday 13th pumpm already
[2026-03-02 22:24:52] GodBleesYou : 87k seems right @BlissRP
[2026-03-02 22:24:58] GodBleesYou : xrp 70% pump
[2026-03-02 22:25:02] GodBleesYou : sol to 130$
[2026-03-02 22:25:06] GodBleesYou : lets fly!!!
[2026-03-02 22:25:07] neki : so it "makes perfect sense" cuz bitocin traders this way. all astrology and funny dates
[2026-03-02 22:25:25] GodBleesYou : neki: be brave!!
[2026-03-02 22:25:29] GodBleesYou : buy 250x long now
[2026-03-02 22:25:31] GodBleesYou : all in!!
[2026-03-02 22:25:36] GodBleesYou : 100% gurrrnte
[2026-03-02 22:25:48] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: APPROVED, SER
[2026-03-02 22:26:39] neki : go bulla, is yo bday
[2026-03-02 22:26:47] neki : we gonna party like its yo bday..
[2026-03-02 22:27:02] neki : 9 BULL-ets and still living on 50c
[2026-03-02 22:27:04] GodBleesYou : YOLO!!!
[2026-03-02 22:28:39] Gandalf the Grey : 65k bart would be sexy tho
[2026-03-02 22:28:43] Gandalf the Grey : but so far no sell signal
[2026-03-02 22:29:00] Luke Short : even bnb sending now
[2026-03-02 22:29:04] Luke Short : come on btc
[2026-03-02 22:29:20] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Slow and steady pump is the best squsse
[2026-03-02 22:29:27] Gandalf the Grey : oh yeah
[2026-03-02 22:29:34] Gandalf the Grey : cause they add and add and adddddd
[2026-03-02 22:31:28] neki : GodBleesYou: https://imgur.com/yCOSlyu about that 250x :D https://imgur.com/a/eiOZJrO Brave! and willing!
[2026-03-02 22:32:03] GodBleesYou : neki: +100000000000
[2026-03-02 22:32:10] GodBleesYou : put stops
[2026-03-02 22:32:17] GodBleesYou : my man!!!!!
[2026-03-02 22:32:44] GodBleesYou : neki: i am 8.7x but i will add to 15x or 20x soon
[2026-03-02 22:32:47] GodBleesYou : lets pray!!!
[2026-03-02 22:33:11] neki : GodBleesYou: bullabulla!!
[2026-03-02 22:34:37] Gandalf the Grey : i pray from 30x
[2026-03-02 22:34:40] Gandalf the Grey : ok maybe 25x
[2026-03-02 22:34:53] Gandalf the Grey : 20x gives like 4 percent sth room
[2026-03-02 22:34:57] Gandalf the Grey : too eaaaasy
[2026-03-02 22:36:24] GodBleesYou : @admin !!!!!!
[2026-03-02 22:36:29] GodBleesYou : WTF GOING ON
[2026-03-02 22:36:37] GodBleesYou : CCTX is disabled???
[2026-03-02 22:36:52] GodBleesYou : i just got errors!!!!
[2026-03-02 22:36:55] GodBleesYou : what going on
[2026-03-02 22:37:18] GodBleesYou : yo yo!!!!!
[2026-03-02 22:37:35] BlissRP : algos cancelled?
[2026-03-02 22:37:45] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yes
[2026-03-02 22:37:55] GodBleesYou : at least those that use cctx
[2026-03-02 22:38:01] GodBleesYou : ...........
[2026-03-02 22:38:05] GodBleesYou : never happened before
[2026-03-02 22:38:07] GodBleesYou : .......
[2026-03-02 22:38:09] GodBleesYou : @admin
[2026-03-02 22:38:12] GodBleesYou : @admin
[2026-03-02 22:38:18] GodBleesYou : WTF GOING ON CCTX is disabled??? i just got errors!!!! what going on yo yo!!!!!
[2026-03-02 22:39:07] GodBleesYou : why cctx is getting Rejected
[2026-03-02 22:39:24] MadoffNakamoto : **panicc**
[2026-03-02 22:40:05] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:40:07] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:40:08] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:40:19] Gandalf the Grey : what is that
[2026-03-02 22:40:37] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: api system from automated trading
[2026-03-02 22:40:43] GodBleesYou : most bots use it @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-02 22:40:48] nylon123 : please enable cctx
[2026-03-02 22:40:54] Gandalf the Grey : so bot cant trade now?
[2026-03-02 22:40:58] nylon123 : cannot trade
[2026-03-02 22:41:00] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bitmex rejeced our orders
[2026-03-02 22:41:04] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: no
[2026-03-02 22:41:07] neki : lol
[2026-03-02 22:41:14] Gandalf the Grey : orderbook stuck
[2026-03-02 22:41:16] Gandalf the Grey : for me
[2026-03-02 22:41:16] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:41:18] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:41:20] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:41:23] neki : fkkin messing with API still.. manipulators
[2026-03-02 22:41:26] MadoffNakamoto : check bottom left of your screen, this will explain
[2026-03-02 22:41:28] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: for me to
[2026-03-02 22:41:34] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bitmex crashing on us?
[2026-03-02 22:41:37] GodBleesYou : while we 10x?
[2026-03-02 22:41:40] GodBleesYou : omg!!!!
[2026-03-02 22:41:45] Shiro : Bmex freezing down 😆
[2026-03-02 22:41:51] vucko : everywhere it seems
[2026-03-02 22:41:55] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:41:57] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:42:06] Gandalf the Grey : it is a feature remember
[2026-03-02 22:42:10] GodBleesYou : vucko: binnace as well?
[2026-03-02 22:42:25] Luke Short : finally a calm screen
[2026-03-02 22:42:25] vucko : meaning not us area
[2026-03-02 22:42:31] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: should i stop the alerts for now?
[2026-03-02 22:42:38] Gandalf the Grey : iran hacked us
[2026-03-02 22:42:39] Luke Short : nor flashy orderbook
[2026-03-02 22:42:44] vucko : not sure what shoud i do now
[2026-03-02 22:42:47] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 😂🤣😂
[2026-03-02 22:42:51] vucko : close the postion
[2026-03-02 22:42:56] Gandalf the Grey : i do not think anyone can do any order
[2026-03-02 22:42:59] Gandalf the Grey : not just bots
[2026-03-02 22:43:03] vucko : if posible at all
[2026-03-02 22:43:07] neki : lol
[2026-03-02 22:43:13] neki : bitmex Maintenence candle now?
[2026-03-02 22:43:21] vucko : it is flat lining now
[2026-03-02 22:43:28] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-03-02 22:43:33] vucko : :)
[2026-03-02 22:43:36] Gandalf the Grey : trollbox has priority
[2026-03-02 22:43:45] Shiro : 😆
[2026-03-02 22:43:48] vucko : wtf
[2026-03-02 22:44:02] Luke Short : any admins around? do your job and fix the chart pls
[2026-03-02 22:44:13] GodBleesYou : anyone can close?
[2026-03-02 22:44:15] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:44:15] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:44:16] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:44:14] Gandalf the Grey : @admin please fix this I cannot lose my hoes budget
[2026-03-02 22:44:17] Luke Short : we are flying blind here
[2026-03-02 22:44:33] vucko : satoshi woke up and put all his btc on short :)
[2026-03-02 22:44:37] BlissRP : you guys can see?
[2026-03-02 22:44:38] GodBleesYou : wow
[2026-03-02 22:44:42] BlissRP : i just feel the chakras
[2026-03-02 22:44:46] MadoffNakamoto : shit guys, market just dropped back to 60k :arthur:
[2026-03-02 22:44:46] GodBleesYou : what happen to run time 99.9%
[2026-03-02 22:44:47] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahaahahaha
[2026-03-02 22:45:00] Shiro : BlissRP: no bmex freezing down
[2026-03-02 22:45:06] Gandalf the Grey : coinbae pumping
[2026-03-02 22:45:13] Shiro : I switch to hyper
[2026-03-02 22:45:15] nylon123 : we are in the fall now
[2026-03-02 22:45:18] GodBleesYou : binnace is keep trading
[2026-03-02 22:45:19] nylon123 : 67
[2026-03-02 22:45:23] GodBleesYou : it is only on bitmex
[2026-03-02 22:45:27] BlissRP : Shiro: 5 years since i placed a trade here ser
[2026-03-02 22:45:30] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-02 22:45:39] Shiro : Ok it's pumping now😁
[2026-03-02 22:45:53] Gandalf the Grey : @admin HALP
[2026-03-02 22:45:58] BlissRP : /since ``` :bitmex: BlissRP has been on BitMEX since Dec 23, 2018. ```
[2026-03-02 22:46:08] BlissRP : merry rektmas
[2026-03-02 22:46:12] GodBleesYou : @admin HELP!!!!!
[2026-03-02 22:46:18] GodBleesYou : NO ADMINS?
[2026-03-02 22:46:24] BlissRP : admins extinct
[2026-03-02 22:46:33] BlissRP : cost cutting measures
[2026-03-02 22:46:33] Luke Short : @Arthur send help
[2026-03-02 22:46:41] MadoffNakamoto : admins were all short
[2026-03-02 22:46:46] Shiro : cool down we're still at 69336
[2026-03-02 22:46:59] nylon123 : MadoffNakamoto: hold your stinky mouth
[2026-03-02 22:47:01] GodBleesYou : Shiro: NOT FOR LONG
[2026-03-02 22:47:19] GodBleesYou : when bears will hear bitmex is down we will have the wick of the century
[2026-03-02 22:47:22] GodBleesYou : can anyone trade?
[2026-03-02 22:47:32] vucko : no
[2026-03-02 22:47:38] MadoffNakamoto : I did just before it froze LMAO
[2026-03-02 22:47:46] Shiro : Funds arue safu 😅🤣
[2026-03-02 22:48:01] BlissRP : moments like these, glad i use dex's
[2026-03-02 22:48:01] neki : im geting "unstable connection"
[2026-03-02 22:48:04] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 22:48:18] MadoffNakamoto : good luck sirs :arthur:
[2026-03-02 22:48:51] nylon123 : FREEZE we stay now here
[2026-03-02 22:48:52] GodBleesYou : it is been more then 10 minutes market freezing on bitme
[2026-03-02 22:48:56] Shiro : BlissRP: everyday I'm praying to god hype update and let us use BTC str8 as our margin
[2026-03-02 22:49:06] Luke Short : btc dumping
[2026-03-02 22:49:17] nylon123 : WE FALLING
[2026-03-02 22:49:24] BlissRP : Shiro: not a good move in bera market
[2026-03-02 22:49:32] BlissRP : but better than using eth, yes
[2026-03-02 22:49:53] nylon123 : where funny if we miss s burst up spike
[2026-03-02 22:50:09] Shiro : 69260
[2026-03-02 22:50:10] BlissRP : i like teleporting
[2026-03-02 22:50:19] nylon123 : NOW we Falling!
[2026-03-02 22:50:23] GodBleesYou : it was nice to meet you alll @BlissRP @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-02 22:50:32] Luke Short : @BitMEX_Hans SIr, pls fix your exchange
[2026-03-02 22:50:44] Shiro : But funds arue safu 😅🤣
[2026-03-02 22:50:54] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected?
[2026-03-02 22:51:10] BlissRP : bluemaster finally withdrew eh?
[2026-03-02 22:51:14] BlissRP : liquidity pools rekt
[2026-03-02 22:51:33] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣
[2026-03-02 22:52:16] MadoffNakamoto : yo I hope my buy orders trigger as we pull back or im gonna sue
[2026-03-02 22:52:44] Gandalf the Grey : I may have to call my imaginary jewish lawyer!
[2026-03-02 22:52:53] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: same
[2026-03-02 22:52:54] BlissRP : all market orders will trigger at the same time, at teleportation price
[2026-03-02 22:52:56] MadoffNakamoto : :bog:
[2026-03-02 22:53:00] Shiro : No pull back yet they freeze it so shorts can get squeeze 🤣
[2026-03-02 22:53:02] BlissRP : have no fear, rekts are here
[2026-03-02 22:53:17] Gandalf the Grey : bet that rekting will still work
[2026-03-02 22:53:18] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD
[2026-03-02 22:53:20] GreedyBastard : Jesus am short without stop
[2026-03-02 22:53:42] BlissRP : only ronnie allowed to trade here? :kek:
[2026-03-02 22:54:10] neki : BlissRP: u dont use teleporation trigger setting? I only trade with "teleportation" trigger
[2026-03-02 22:54:58] Shiro : Don't worry I'll update you all evry 100s moves
[2026-03-02 22:54:59] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-02 22:55:16] GreedyBastard : Damn better gets fixed before daily open
[2026-03-02 22:55:16] MadoffNakamoto : I mean you cant just open tradingview, its not rocket science
[2026-03-02 22:55:21] MadoffNakamoto : can*
[2026-03-02 22:55:41] BlissRP : neki: :kek:
[2026-03-02 22:55:42] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: 😂🤣
[2026-03-02 22:55:49] GreedyBastard : Cant place orders tho that's the bad part
[2026-03-02 22:55:57] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: dont like surprises m8?
[2026-03-02 22:56:04] BlissRP : the suspense is building
[2026-03-02 22:56:14] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: I do, specially when im safe like now, lmfao
[2026-03-02 22:56:43] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: the suspense will kill me jajajaj
[2026-03-02 22:58:22] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: im sorry this is happening ser
[2026-03-02 22:58:23] BlissRP : <3
[2026-03-02 22:58:27] Shiro : 69336
[2026-03-02 22:58:34] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-03-02 22:59:03] Luke Short : @admin we need someone to tell us everything is gonna be alright 😥
[2026-03-02 22:59:46] GreedyBastard : TF man was in a naked short scalp, hell fix this bs
[2026-03-02 22:59:50] GodBleesYou : it is getting the api requset
[2026-03-02 22:59:54] GodBleesYou : but it reject it
[2026-03-02 23:00:12] neki : ok we re rekting now
[2026-03-02 23:00:30] neki : mark price still working tho :D
[2026-03-02 23:00:34] Luke Short : godsend to 75k now
[2026-03-02 23:00:41] neki : Luke Short: +1
[2026-03-02 23:00:46] Shiro : Luke Short: only cz confirming the funds arue safu you're on the wrong platform 😅
[2026-03-02 23:00:49] GreedyBastard : @admin please action, this is not okahy
[2026-03-02 23:00:50] BlissRP : neki: was that working the whole time?
[2026-03-02 23:00:57] BlissRP : just noticed
[2026-03-02 23:01:12] neki : BlissRP: ye on my chart it keeps moving
[2026-03-02 23:01:19] neki : only last price is rekt, and no candles
[2026-03-02 23:01:28] BitMEX_Mia : Luke Short: everything is going to be okay <3 - we're actively investigating the cause and working on a fix as our top priority.
[2026-03-02 23:01:31] neki : lastšroice : 69260.1
[2026-03-02 23:01:38] neki : lastprice*
[2026-03-02 23:01:45] Luke Short : BitMEX_Mia: Thank you <3
[2026-03-02 23:02:11] Shiro : BitMEX_Mia: actively till we done with short squeeze?
[2026-03-02 23:02:35] Shiro : Thanks with lots of hearts 🤣💕
[2026-03-02 23:02:44] BlissRP : admin has appeared
[2026-03-02 23:02:47] BlissRP : apocalypse is near
[2026-03-02 23:02:58] Benobi : urf
[2026-03-02 23:03:05] BitMEX_Mia : As soon as we have any updates on this, we'll post it on our status page (https://status.bitmex.com/). Appreciate all of your patience in the meantime
[2026-03-02 23:03:27] BlissRP : can we pamp 1k before we fix it?? :doge:
[2026-03-02 23:03:40] MadoffNakamoto : more like pullback inc
[2026-03-02 23:03:46] speedwell : What did I miss? Not the apocalypse again?
[2026-03-02 23:04:19] BlissRP : am i sick in the head for wanting to see the ronnie rampage
[2026-03-02 23:04:21] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 23:04:24] MadoffNakamoto : time to sleep, you guys better fill my orders :shipit:
[2026-03-02 23:05:20] Luke Short : "The US is preparing for a “major uptick” in attacks in Iran over the next 24 hours, a senior US official tells."
[2026-03-02 23:05:39] Luke Short : “We haven’t even started hitting them hard. The big wave hasn’t even happened. The big one is coming soon.”
[2026-03-02 23:05:51] Luke Short : USA is cooking
[2026-03-02 23:06:30] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Mia: cctx will come back to live?
[2026-03-02 23:06:37] neki : Luke Short: waa? I read just an hour ago, how <trump is ready for sanction vs Iran, if they play nice..
[2026-03-02 23:06:56] neki : that is, "just" sanctions
[2026-03-02 23:07:18] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Mia: not all system working!!!
[2026-03-02 23:07:24] GodBleesYou : you rekt cctx users
[2026-03-02 23:07:25] contract details : Another 1 day pump stalled
[2026-03-02 23:07:45] contract details : Ready for the allahu dump
[2026-03-02 23:07:47] neki : 72126 - 73715
[2026-03-02 23:07:51] Luke Short : neki: 20 minutes ago: https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/iran-israel-us-attack-03-02-26-intl-hnk
[2026-03-02 23:08:40] MANsa_MOONsa : WHATS GOING ON WITH PEPE
[2026-03-02 23:08:47] MANsa_MOONsa : why price gap
[2026-03-02 23:10:13] Dario1 : hmm maybe the internal system detected a discrepancy
[2026-03-02 23:10:13] Shiro : It's time to go and play COD
[2026-03-02 23:10:21] Dario1 : and auto paused the trading engine
[2026-03-02 23:10:34] Dario1 : as a precautionary measure to protect funds…
[2026-03-02 23:10:41] Shiro : It been a nice 8 years being with you guys 😘😅🤣😂
[2026-03-02 23:11:06] Dario1 : due to a inconsistency such as race condition
[2026-03-02 23:11:12] Dario1 : so don’t worry guys
[2026-03-02 23:11:18] BlissRP : contract details: the positivity is intoxicating, ser
[2026-03-02 23:11:19] Dario1 : all funds will be safe
[2026-03-02 23:11:22] BlissRP : please give me more
[2026-03-02 23:11:28] Luke Short : we back
[2026-03-02 23:11:49] BlissRP : no teleport?? i want my hope back!!!
[2026-03-02 23:12:03] GodBleesYou : are we back?
[2026-03-02 23:12:08] GodBleesYou : yes
[2026-03-02 23:12:11] GodBleesYou : go go
[2026-03-02 23:12:28] Dario1 : BitMEX_Mia: Thanks for the quick fix 😘
[2026-03-02 23:12:29] GreedyBastard : Good thank god
[2026-03-02 23:12:39] Shiro : Let's go 🤪
[2026-03-02 23:12:58] nylon123 : thanks for the hotfix patch
[2026-03-02 23:13:11] nylon123 : monkey patching live system
[2026-03-02 23:14:05] Gandalf the Grey : Imagine the stress that that one pakistani engineer on minimal wage had to go through to fix it
[2026-03-02 23:14:26] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣😂
[2026-03-02 23:14:39] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-02 23:15:05] Dario1 : Gandalf the Grey: Have you seen Pez’s million dollar position?
[2026-03-02 23:15:17] Dario1 : not minimal wage
[2026-03-02 23:15:19] BlissRP : what about hotdogs
[2026-03-02 23:15:23] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 23:16:40] Gandalf the Grey : Sanjay got us bro
[2026-03-02 23:17:09] Gandalf the Grey : he smokes 2 packs per day and lilfts refridgerators to buy curry
[2026-03-02 23:17:14] Dario1 : Pez was even talking about retiring at his 30 or 40s
[2026-03-02 23:17:27] neki : my chart is baakt
[2026-03-02 23:17:29] Dario1 : so bitmex pays engineers very well
[2026-03-02 23:18:00] Gandalf the Grey : maybe he has a sugar mommy
[2026-03-02 23:18:09] Gandalf the Grey : have you considered that
[2026-03-02 23:18:22] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: wtf 1🤣😂
[2026-03-02 23:20:40] Gandalf the Grey : I know one broke DJ here
[2026-03-02 23:20:49] Gandalf the Grey : His gf gives him 10-15k euro a month
[2026-03-02 23:20:58] Gandalf the Grey : just for spending
[2026-03-02 23:21:06] Gandalf the Grey : and she is a legit 10
[2026-03-02 23:21:10] neki : gogog
[2026-03-02 23:21:15] neki : bulla fly!!
[2026-03-02 23:21:16] Gandalf the Grey : dude is like 6 max
[2026-03-02 23:21:51] Gandalf the Grey : Use will neki
[2026-03-02 23:22:48] neki : fly me to the moon
[2026-03-02 23:23:06] Dario1 : They pay lead developer 120-200K per year plus bounces etc
[2026-03-02 23:23:17] Dario1 : I wouldn’t call that minimum wage
[2026-03-02 23:23:56] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: can i marry his gf?
[2026-03-02 23:24:27] neki : I will this market TO go UPUp only
[2026-03-02 23:24:39] Gandalf the Grey : contract details: sure
[2026-03-02 23:24:41] neki : It is my will and my menatality. Market will go UP cuz i WILL it
[2026-03-02 23:24:47] Gandalf the Grey : just be a dj
[2026-03-02 23:24:52] contract details : BlissRP: there is no reason to be positive remember we all die it's all pointless :pepe: just yolo
[2026-03-02 23:25:05] thankyousomuch : guys i think the bullrun has started again :downrocket: 😳
[2026-03-02 23:25:13] Gandalf the Grey : just wait for signal
[2026-03-02 23:25:16] Luke Short : Beirut just got bombed lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhk5EIaDBl8
[2026-03-02 23:25:18] Gandalf the Grey : then take it
[2026-03-02 23:25:20] Gandalf the Grey : and see
[2026-03-02 23:26:56] Gandalf the Grey : I think lebanese people should just pack and go to another country
[2026-03-02 23:27:04] Gandalf the Grey : economy ruined
[2026-03-02 23:27:08] Gandalf the Grey : bomb every day
[2026-03-02 23:28:42] contract details : They should go rebuild carthage abandon tyre
[2026-03-02 23:30:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68882.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-02 23:31:27] thankyousomuch : there is no reason to long btc
[2026-03-02 23:31:35] thankyousomuch : Biden created btc to go down
[2026-03-02 23:31:40] thankyousomuch : :downrocket:
[2026-03-02 23:31:47] Dario1 : Luke Short: Sounds like this wiki page needs an update :arthur:
[2026-03-02 23:31:50] Dario1 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court_arrest_warrants_for_Israeli_leaders
[2026-03-02 23:33:43] Luke Short : Dario1: true, but i think hisbollah was shooting missiles from beirut onto israel
[2026-03-02 23:34:11] Luke Short : let's hope all the normal people stayed away from the missile guys
[2026-03-02 23:34:15] Dario1 : Luke Short: yes and before that Israel was bombing them almost every day
[2026-03-02 23:35:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!
[2026-03-02 23:35:33] Luke Short : and before that Cain killed his brother Abel :D
[2026-03-02 23:35:46] Dario1 : Luke Short: hahaha good one
[2026-03-02 23:36:01] Gandalf the Grey : So we made it to 4 ppl before we started killing each other
[2026-03-02 23:36:13] Gandalf the Grey : Cain killed 25 percent of population
[2026-03-02 23:36:18] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD
[2026-03-02 23:37:12] GodBleesYou : this bug stoped the piump?
[2026-03-02 23:37:14] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-03-02 23:37:56] Dario1 : No, because bitmex volume is less than 0.5% of market volume
[2026-03-02 23:41:03] Dario1 : These days bitmex is not a price setting exchange, but a price following exchange…
[2026-03-02 23:41:30] Dario1 : gone are the days when bitmex had more than 50% market share
[2026-03-02 23:41:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 114 Cont @ 86.43 ($678.29)
[2026-03-02 23:44:02] Gandalf the Grey : 67500 then 73k?
[2026-03-02 23:44:23] Dr.van_Doom666 : 7300
[2026-03-02 23:44:38] nylon123 : Gotcha
[2026-03-02 23:49:48] neki : on pumperonie
[2026-03-02 23:49:54] neki : comin gup!
[2026-03-02 23:54:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : the whole pump was a bulltrap
[2026-03-02 23:56:58] Shiro : Asia in 3mins 🌝
[2026-03-02 23:57:06] contract details : wow how unexpected another failed bounce
[2026-03-03 00:02:52] Noise666 : Buy now
[2026-03-03 00:03:02] neki : chill on the 71k daily close
[2026-03-03 00:11:27] bluemaster : how trading is simple if you are not over leveraged ,technically we never had bear market https://www.tradingview.com/x/rKDDVepI/
[2026-03-03 00:16:36] contract details : yeah very funny
[2026-03-03 00:16:47] contract details : not being overleverage = never using leverage
[2026-03-03 00:16:48] contract details : :arthur:
[2026-03-03 00:18:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : 58k in some hours
[2026-03-03 00:24:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 6.1600 ZEC @ 220.88 ($1,360.55)
[2026-03-03 00:25:35] GodBleesYou : wtf
[2026-03-03 00:26:45] contract details : that was the month for all of march how great
[2026-03-03 00:28:27] GodBleesYou : why we dump.....
[2026-03-03 00:28:32] GodBleesYou : why scam us
[2026-03-03 00:28:47] Dr.van_Doom666 : the pup was the scam
[2026-03-03 00:28:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : pump
[2026-03-03 00:36:26] GodBleesYou : OMG
[2026-03-03 00:36:49] Shawn-Williams : 71700
[2026-03-03 00:36:54] GodBleesYou : 3/6/9M all bullish @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-03 00:37:00] GodBleesYou : smell like breakup!!!
[2026-03-03 00:37:20] GodBleesYou : dam i took some haveyloss today
[2026-03-03 00:37:35] GodBleesYou : all good give me moon now!!
[2026-03-03 00:41:18] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: yooo how're you doing mate?! Long time 😄
[2026-03-03 00:41:57] Shiro : Happy unbanned sir 😆
[2026-03-03 00:42:16] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: I was blocked by admin for long time because of few oldies. They banned me permanently because of some puss'sys but they unblocked me
[2026-03-03 00:42:54] Shawn-Williams : I said on 5 Jan that we will go below 80k by month end and as soon as we cross 77k then within few session we will go below 60k
[2026-03-03 00:42:55] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: we asked admins to unban you happy to see you anyway hahaha
[2026-03-03 00:42:57] Shawn-Williams : and that has happened
[2026-03-03 00:43:04] Shawn-Williams : but you know oldies
[2026-03-03 00:43:05] Shawn-Williams : anyway
[2026-03-03 00:43:28] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: correct shawn +1 shuro -1 🤣
[2026-03-03 00:43:35] Shawn-Williams : I don't care and no point in wasting energy as few people born and die after useless life like trash
[2026-03-03 00:43:46] Shawn-Williams : anyway- lets enjoy the market
[2026-03-03 00:44:27] Shawn-Williams : Now- make sure we are going below 36k in near future
[2026-03-03 00:44:30] Shawn-Williams : get ready for that
[2026-03-03 00:44:56] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: don't say that 💔😑🥲
[2026-03-03 00:45:15] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: see yourself like you have already seen many times
[2026-03-03 00:45:52] Shawn-Williams : in between 40-k to 36k is my target and saying this since when oldies dancing above 122k
[2026-03-03 00:45:57] Shiro : I'm ready for 45-55 but 35 is to low for me if we're going to 30s I feel blue mate 💔
[2026-03-03 00:46:21] Shawn-Williams : I mean they always eat the leveraged position and steal btc from masses like this
[2026-03-03 00:46:22] Shawn-Williams : always
[2026-03-03 00:46:54] Shawn-Williams : again- never forget btc corrected almost 13 times by 50 and 5 or 6 times by 80%
[2026-03-03 00:47:07] Shawn-Williams : never forget that part in last 14 years
[2026-03-03 00:47:12] Shawn-Williams : nothing new
[2026-03-03 00:47:25] Shiro : Yeah 👍🏻
[2026-03-03 00:48:07] Shawn-Williams : 50% we have already done with 60k this time. so 1 more time
[2026-03-03 00:48:23] Shawn-Williams : now lets wait for 80%
[2026-03-03 00:49:14] GodBleesYou : MOOOO
[2026-03-03 00:49:17] GodBleesYou : only MOOOO
[2026-03-03 00:51:53] contract details : hehe asia doom
[2026-03-03 00:51:58] contract details : hehe :pepe:
[2026-03-03 00:52:41] GodBleesYou : contract details: Only MOOO!!
[2026-03-03 00:56:25] contract details : GodBleesYou: nah we are fcked
[2026-03-03 00:56:40] contract details : just because i longed they drop a nuke today
[2026-03-03 00:56:42] contract details : dont worry
[2026-03-03 00:56:46] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 00:58:08] GodBleesYou : contract details: i really need it to pump lol
[2026-03-03 00:58:09] GodBleesYou : xd
[2026-03-03 00:58:11] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-03 00:58:22] GodBleesYou : THE JEW PROMISED A PUMP
[2026-03-03 00:58:26] contract details : i very much need it
[2026-03-03 00:58:27] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 00:58:31] contract details : i need to eat :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:00:17] Shiro : contract details: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-03 01:02:26] Dario1 : contract details: Don’t worry, your Iran nuking wish from last year will be granted, even if you short it :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:04:55] thankyousomuch : maybe bullrun wont print a green cnadle again
[2026-03-03 01:05:23] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:
[2026-03-03 01:07:05] thankyousomuch : china will short longers back to 1k
[2026-03-03 01:10:31] contract details : Dario1: every year same shit honestly
[2026-03-03 01:10:45] thankyousomuch : less sugar more health its over bulls
[2026-03-03 01:11:10] contract details : now ive learned the pattern when srping comes the arid lands peoples dust off their rocket s
[2026-03-03 01:12:06] thankyousomuch : McDonald’s ETR: MDO 288,25 EUR +1,10 (0,38 %)
[2026-03-03 01:12:15] thankyousomuch : up
[2026-03-03 01:12:25] thankyousomuch : Mc Doalds up BTC down
[2026-03-03 01:14:45] Dario1 : contract details: at least you have your vineyard
[2026-03-03 01:14:48] Dario1 : it could have been worse
[2026-03-03 01:14:59] Dario1 : a la Husky style :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:15:18] contract details : thankyousomuch: nullmaster war besser
[2026-03-03 01:15:38] contract details : Dario1: I can't eat vines ser :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:16:04] contract details : I should just move out of this hopeless land
[2026-03-03 01:16:48] Dario1 : Your hopeless land is a dreamland for many
[2026-03-03 01:17:13] Dario1 : But the name even contains pain :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:19:17] contract details : It is if you have money
[2026-03-03 01:20:13] contract details : But it's demographically fcked nothing can save it :pepe: even becoming a wagie is hard
[2026-03-03 01:20:32] Dario1 : agree on that, la zagaleta in benhavis has the most luxurious, expensive villas not just in spain
[2026-03-03 01:20:38] Dario1 : but the whole europe
[2026-03-03 01:20:47] Dario1 : damn villas there cost around 20 mil
[2026-03-03 01:21:24] Dario1 : even putin had a villa there
[2026-03-03 01:21:29] Dario1 : or was that marbella
[2026-03-03 01:21:44] contract details : I was going to aay only russian mafia lives there lol
[2026-03-03 01:21:46] Dario1 : so I guess, marbella will be the last place in europe he would ever nuke
[2026-03-03 01:21:53] Dario1 : very safe :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:22:11] contract details : Madeira island sound safer
[2026-03-03 01:22:17] Dario1 : contract details: those russian mafia are nasty
[2026-03-03 01:22:21] contract details : Also Portuguese taxes
[2026-03-03 01:22:39] Dario1 : portugal had no taxes for crypto hodlers
[2026-03-03 01:22:48] Dario1 : but I heard they were going to change that
[2026-03-03 01:22:49] nylon123 : I fear. Extremly fear
[2026-03-03 01:23:29] contract details : It's still way lower than spain
[2026-03-03 01:23:40] Dario1 : yep
[2026-03-03 01:23:52] Dario1 : in spain there is the beckam law
[2026-03-03 01:24:06] Dario1 : lowring taxes to 24% or something for 5 years for expats
[2026-03-03 01:24:29] Dario1 : but I didn’t meat the requirements :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:25:19] Dario1 : meet*
[2026-03-03 01:25:51] contract details : My wife wanted the Spanish passport i want the Russian one to leave this tax hell
[2026-03-03 01:26:01] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:26:12] Dario1 : It takes only 1 year plus 2 years processing time
[2026-03-03 01:26:29] Dario1 : for me it would get 10+2 years
[2026-03-03 01:26:34] Dario1 : so I gave up on it
[2026-03-03 01:26:44] Dario1 : it’s second best passport in the world
[2026-03-03 01:27:14] Dario1 : you don’t need a russian passport for that
[2026-03-03 01:27:31] Dario1 : just stay less than 183 days per year inside spain
[2026-03-03 01:27:46] Dario1 : and don’t have a business or family
[2026-03-03 01:28:14] Dario1 : for me it would take*
[2026-03-03 01:29:55] contract details : Maybe i should rent you my house :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:30:44] Dario1 : contract details: bought that apartment in valdebebas madrid I was telling you about last year
[2026-03-03 01:30:57] Dario1 : there are no direct flights from malaga to dubai
[2026-03-03 01:31:08] Dario1 : so had to go to madrid first :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:31:21] Dario1 : that’s why I bought it
[2026-03-03 01:32:17] contract details : Hehe madrid is the only place in spain with decent connections nationality and internationally
[2026-03-03 01:32:21] Dario1 : contract details: was considering to divorce my wife, marry a Spanish girl to get the passport after a year residency
[2026-03-03 01:32:32] Dario1 : but I realized I still lover her
[2026-03-03 01:32:36] contract details : You can marry m
[2026-03-03 01:32:41] Dario1 : it is what it is :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:32:41] contract details : Me
[2026-03-03 01:32:44] Dario1 : hahaha
[2026-03-03 01:32:49] contract details : :arthur
[2026-03-03 01:32:57] contract details : We marry our wives and you marry m
[2026-03-03 01:32:58] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-03 01:33:18] contract details : Phone app chopping the message again :pepe:
[2026-03-03 01:35:03] contract details : I need to sleep. Watch price reverse as i close this. I love waging
[2026-03-03 01:35:53] Dario1 : lolz
[2026-03-03 02:02:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0302 XBT @ 68444.3 ($2,067.09)
[2026-03-03 02:21:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0168 XBT @ 68354.6 ($1,148.30)
[2026-03-03 02:34:34] Gandalf the Grey : 80k missile ready?
[2026-03-03 02:58:42] GodBleesYou : OMG....
[2026-03-03 02:58:52] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: I WOULD LIKE THAT
[2026-03-03 02:59:00] GodBleesYou : jewish pump loading?
[2026-03-03 02:59:43] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: L'chaim
[2026-03-03 03:09:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LOTUSDT`: Sell 13000 LOT @ 0.007107 ($92.43)
[2026-03-03 03:09:26] GodBleesYou : ........
[2026-03-03 03:09:41] GodBleesYou : dead
[2026-03-03 03:10:16] GodBleesYou : wash trade again...
[2026-03-03 03:10:17] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-03-03 03:19:21] Dario1 : First time I see someone connecting bitcoin pump to a religion
[2026-03-03 03:19:35] Dario1 : I’m not religious
[2026-03-03 03:19:42] Dario1 : but if there is going to be a pump
[2026-03-03 03:19:52] Dario1 : it will be a Christian pump
[2026-03-03 03:20:04] Dario1 : religious fanaticism knows no boundaries it seems :pepe:
[2026-03-03 03:26:38] Shiro : Dario1: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-03 03:29:32] Dario1 : Shiro: religious fanatics are the stupidest kind of people I have ever seen
[2026-03-03 03:29:36] Dario1 : Completely delusional