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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-02 21:15:46] nylon123 : neki: exactly. i wanted to say exactly the same. mtgox wind up beras [2026-03-02 21:15:54] BlissRP : no decent bounce would be a surprise [2026-03-02 21:15:59] thankyousomuch : Pullrunnera [2026-03-02 21:16:36] thankyousomuch : people run for the pul to Mc donalds [2026-03-02 21:16:40] nylon123 : have you every thought about UNITE our wills? [2026-03-02 21:16:54] nylon123 : would be a genkindama [2026-03-02 21:17:29] neki : nylon123: funny how october dump happend exactly on his announcement . then the inflation historical beat. then trump and japanese politics fortify relations. [2026-03-02 21:20:08] neki : go on bulla, dont be shy now [2026-03-02 21:20:09] nylon123 : its because jalapenjo farmers strike. the main reason [2026-03-02 21:20:36] neki : nylon123: yes [2026-03-02 21:28:18] nylon123 : you know neki. instudies a long long time whas cause bitcoin price movements. i study it day and night. i find out the knowledge. the price always moves to REKT people. so you have just do the opposit of what you WOULD by GUTT FEELING. [2026-03-02 21:29:23] neki : nylon123: well mostly "the will" moves it, I agree :D [2026-03-02 21:29:31] nylon123 : so what would you do BY GUTT FEELING now [2026-03-02 21:30:48] nylon123 : I would sell. so I'm sell [2026-03-02 21:30:48] Shiro : Wanking 🤣 [2026-03-02 21:31:54] GodBleesYou : pretty soild [2026-03-02 21:32:00] GodBleesYou : bulls.... [2026-03-02 21:32:05] GodBleesYou : can you really do it? [2026-03-02 21:32:10] GodBleesYou : Mooo!!!!! [2026-03-02 21:32:13] Shiro : As you said price moves to rekt people too many shorts are building up l high lev shorts so even if we want to go down we need to rekt them first @nylon123 [2026-03-02 21:32:34] BlissRP : predicted funding going brrrrrrrr [2026-03-02 21:32:44] BlissRP : can we make it bigger -? [2026-03-02 21:32:48] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-02 21:33:16] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: the uncerrty is real [2026-03-02 21:33:19] GodBleesYou : you can small it [2026-03-02 21:33:41] neki : nylon123: i cant sell here.. Id sell higher, id sell lower. but slling here just calls for auto rekt [2026-03-02 21:33:42] GodBleesYou : bulls cooking a swing i hope!!! [2026-03-02 21:33:54] neki : MOOOO!!! [2026-03-02 21:37:40] nylon123 : Shiro: yes. but i'm fear so I short. [2026-03-02 21:37:58] BlissRP : nylon123: one day you will be tall ser [2026-03-02 21:37:59] nylon123 : thats the reason i get REKT [2026-03-02 21:38:00] BlissRP : i believe [2026-03-02 21:39:16] Shiro : nylon123: if you really fear you better not shorting here and start to building up a short entry 72-74 but as you already in good luck to you 😁 [2026-03-02 21:40:09] nylon123 : Im FEAR AS FUCK thats why i high lev short [2026-03-02 21:40:15] neki : oke [2026-03-02 21:40:17] neki : oke [2026-03-02 21:40:18] neki : oke [2026-03-02 21:40:26] neki : so bulla? [2026-03-02 21:40:31] neki : oke. is bulla. [2026-03-02 21:41:06] nylon123 : 69175 pos [2026-03-02 21:41:08] nylon123 : hmm [2026-03-02 21:41:17] nylon123 : maybe i should long [2026-03-02 21:42:03] nylon123 : BUT IM FESR [2026-03-02 21:42:11] nylon123 : FEAR [2026-03-02 21:42:43] nylon123 : fck [2026-03-02 21:43:21] nylon123 : ok ingo in but first lower the price first [2026-03-02 21:43:37] neki : if you ask me, fear was longing today before pump.. whole day, fkkin EU did notnih.. Just dead. I had my long since yesterday.. nearly closed it, but hell Murica saved the day. Murica showed the way. [2026-03-02 21:43:46] neki : now long is strong [2026-03-02 21:43:50] neki : unless wrong [2026-03-02 21:44:09] neki : so letza just pierce this 70kek [2026-03-02 21:44:20] neki : now, to smell the blood [2026-03-02 21:44:35] Shiro : nylon123: at least put yourself SL that feel comfortable otherwise you gonna end up like dr doom you need to adding up and hope for survival 😄 [2026-03-02 21:47:22] neki : roses are red, violets are blue [2026-03-02 21:47:28] neki : dead bera is red and blue [2026-03-02 21:48:16] Gandalf the Grey : MARTINGAAALEEEEEE [2026-03-02 21:49:32] nylon123 : i swear i hate the bitcoin price so much [2026-03-02 21:50:33] nylon123 : jeh always make SLs [2026-03-02 21:51:48] GodBleesYou : SOME BIG BUYS [2026-03-02 21:53:01] GodBleesYou : some big buys [2026-03-02 21:53:01] GodBleesYou : .... [2026-03-02 21:53:05] nylon123 : to be honest i think we fall 60 again [2026-03-02 21:53:07] GodBleesYou : but it dont breakup.. [2026-03-02 21:53:20] GodBleesYou : some big bears stoping it [2026-03-02 21:53:28] GodBleesYou : will those bears give up? [2026-03-02 21:53:32] nylon123 : straight down [2026-03-02 21:53:35] GodBleesYou : or bulls will run out of money [2026-03-02 21:54:20] neki : 695 bera just give up now [2026-03-02 21:54:43] Shiro : GodBleesYou: market makers will push it 😅 [2026-03-02 21:55:03] GodBleesYou : Shiro: lets pray u[ and not down [2026-03-02 21:55:04] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-02 21:56:14] GodBleesYou : Shiro: all my small time freams fliping all day long from bull to bear [2026-03-02 21:56:28] GodBleesYou : we on the edge of somthing [2026-03-02 21:57:16] nylon123 : yes down go to mama [2026-03-02 21:57:25] thankyousomuch : hi nulls @GodBleesYou bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started [2026-03-02 21:57:27] thankyousomuch : bye nulls [2026-03-02 22:01:05] Luke Short : seeeeeend eeeeeet [2026-03-02 22:03:03] thankyousomuch : @ Dario1 do you knlow this longer lapanini, the guy who washes 2000 dishes pers second at Mc Donalds since last bear market to cover average losses lol? [2026-03-02 22:03:19] Luke Short : 🚀🚀🚀 [2026-03-02 22:03:56] neki : go bulla [2026-03-02 22:04:02] neki : neki wills it [2026-03-02 22:05:13] Luke Short : well fuck u too btc [2026-03-02 22:05:48] Shiro : thankyousomuch: I've never know McDonald's got any dirty dishes seems you know the job well! Are you working at McDonald?😄 [2026-03-02 22:06:10] GodBleesYou : the promised pump? [2026-03-02 22:07:18] neki : bulla is kind. Letting the bera go easily, orderly exit the shorts [2026-03-02 22:07:49] neki : bulla is too kind imo.. why so Gadhi? Bulla, member the rekt, meber the dump? [2026-03-02 22:08:06] Shiro : neki: but bera are dumb theyrjust adding up 😅 [2026-03-02 22:08:08] neki : bulla retaliate now. fiercly [2026-03-02 22:08:40] neki : Shiro: bera be bera.. bera does not bull-ieve [2026-03-02 22:08:45] Luke Short : fullsend now pls [2026-03-02 22:08:52] neki : bera is looking to get punished [2026-03-02 22:08:53] GodBleesYou : walls removed [2026-03-02 22:09:08] GodBleesYou : 250x is recomended!!!! [2026-03-02 22:10:17] Luke Short : xrp and bch already sending [2026-03-02 22:10:23] Luke Short : what's up bitshit [2026-03-02 22:11:00] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: He was not washing fast enough so he got replaced by PeacenLuv :arthur: [2026-03-02 22:12:26] GodBleesYou : ..... [2026-03-02 22:13:24] neki : fly love [2026-03-02 22:13:27] neki : fly now [2026-03-02 22:13:49] Gandalf the Grey : I love how everyone got horny just under D resist lmao [2026-03-02 22:14:00] Gandalf the Grey : what can go wrong right [2026-03-02 22:14:17] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: everything can go worng... [2026-03-02 22:14:19] GodBleesYou : omg... [2026-03-02 22:14:24] GodBleesYou : my position so big... [2026-03-02 22:14:42] Gandalf the Grey : that is goood [2026-03-02 22:14:43] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: we almost reach the G spot 🤣😂 [2026-03-02 22:14:46] Gandalf the Grey : more milka for you [2026-03-02 22:14:48] Shiro : Rain time [2026-03-02 22:14:58] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: milk? or blood? [2026-03-02 22:14:59] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-02 22:15:07] Gandalf the Grey : 71.3 is ema [2026-03-02 22:15:12] Gandalf the Grey : can we reach? [2026-03-02 22:15:20] Gandalf the Grey : and start uptrend? [2026-03-02 22:15:25] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: NO STOPS IF WE PUMP HERE [2026-03-02 22:15:33] GodBleesYou : 80k [2026-03-02 22:15:36] GodBleesYou : easy [2026-03-02 22:15:43] GodBleesYou : but if we fail... [2026-03-02 22:15:49] GodBleesYou : 57/52 [2026-03-02 22:15:54] GodBleesYou : maybe even 44k [2026-03-02 22:15:56] Gandalf the Grey : So wait [2026-03-02 22:15:59] Gandalf the Grey : your are teling [2026-03-02 22:16:07] Gandalf the Grey : that it can go up or down? [2026-03-02 22:16:08] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i cant stop the bot [2026-03-02 22:16:10] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD [2026-03-02 22:16:15] GodBleesYou : throw bad and good i let him [2026-03-02 22:16:25] Gandalf the Grey : Guys I fucking love yall [2026-03-02 22:16:28] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: up and down is normal... [2026-03-02 22:16:31] Gandalf the Grey : we should get a penthouse [2026-03-02 22:16:35] Gandalf the Grey : and trade there all of us [2026-03-02 22:16:36] GodBleesYou : we at breakout or breakdown point [2026-03-02 22:16:40] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: you summed up the level of this chat [2026-03-02 22:16:43] GodBleesYou : minum 20% movment [2026-03-02 22:16:49] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 69111 [2026-03-02 22:17:08] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: lets ask bitmex support to fund one house for us [2026-03-02 22:17:14] GodBleesYou : we pay enogth fees xD [2026-03-02 22:17:19] Gandalf the Grey : yeeees [2026-03-02 22:17:21] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahahahahaha [2026-03-02 22:17:30] Shiro : 🤣 [2026-03-02 22:17:31] Gandalf the Grey : how much is fee in percent? [2026-03-02 22:17:41] Gandalf the Grey : 0.05 or so right [2026-03-02 22:18:05] Gandalf the Grey : I paid maybe 20-30k in fees lol [2026-03-02 22:18:07] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: my yearly volume till now is 1.9 bilion [2026-03-02 22:18:23] neki : i think we're making a jump up here. pierce the brosnan [2026-03-02 22:19:03] neki : structural pivot tho.. [2026-03-02 22:19:28] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bitmex can found an house just from my fees... OMG.. xD [2026-03-02 22:19:36] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-03-02 22:19:48] Gandalf the Grey : yup [2026-03-02 22:19:48] GodBleesYou : bmagic probbly do more volume then me [2026-03-02 22:19:49] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-02 22:20:18] Gandalf the Grey : i would check performance dashboard but I do not wanna cry xDDD [2026-03-02 22:20:21] neki : go mufasa [2026-03-02 22:20:28] Gandalf the Grey : MUFASAA [2026-03-02 22:20:30] neki : yolo long artur [2026-03-02 22:20:32] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: be brave budd [2026-03-02 22:20:35] neki : MUFASA! [2026-03-02 22:20:41] GodBleesYou : reality is healty @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-02 22:20:42] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-02 22:21:20] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: cya later [2026-03-02 22:21:26] GodBleesYou : need to go feed the plants [2026-03-02 22:21:28] Gandalf the Grey : Goodnight bro [2026-03-02 22:21:36] Gandalf the Grey : everyone calls it differently [2026-03-02 22:21:39] Gandalf the Grey : it is ok [2026-03-02 22:22:01] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: LoL [2026-03-02 22:22:10] GodBleesYou : i really mean plants lol [2026-03-02 22:22:13] GodBleesYou : i live on a farm [2026-03-02 22:22:28] Gandalf the Grey : peaceful [2026-03-02 22:22:50] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: yea nature is the best place to trade xD [2026-03-02 22:22:56] GodBleesYou : near the sheeps and dogs [2026-03-02 22:23:02] GodBleesYou : Baaa Baaaa [2026-03-02 22:23:04] Gandalf the Grey : you can ride the sheep [2026-03-02 22:23:09] Gandalf the Grey : to supermarket [2026-03-02 22:23:12] Gandalf the Grey : park it etc [2026-03-02 22:23:19] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i think buy a house [2026-03-02 22:23:29] Gandalf the Grey : for sheep or you? [2026-03-02 22:23:30] GodBleesYou : pure breed only cost 2500$ over here [2026-03-02 22:23:43] BlissRP : blood moon [2026-03-02 22:23:48] BlissRP : what great timing [2026-03-02 22:23:51] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-02 22:23:51] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: sun!!! [2026-03-02 22:23:59] GodBleesYou : i forgot about it [2026-03-02 22:24:01] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-03-02 22:24:10] GodBleesYou : i know a jew pump should come [2026-03-02 22:24:12] BlissRP : its tomorrow night for me [2026-03-02 22:24:14] GodBleesYou : before purim [2026-03-02 22:24:26] GodBleesYou : but a pump durring blood moon? [2026-03-02 22:24:28] GodBleesYou : omg [2026-03-02 22:24:41] neki : we got the friday 13th pumpm already [2026-03-02 22:24:52] GodBleesYou : 87k seems right @BlissRP [2026-03-02 22:24:58] GodBleesYou : xrp 70% pump [2026-03-02 22:25:02] GodBleesYou : sol to 130$ [2026-03-02 22:25:06] GodBleesYou : lets fly!!! [2026-03-02 22:25:07] neki : so it "makes perfect sense" cuz bitocin traders this way. all astrology and funny dates [2026-03-02 22:25:25] GodBleesYou : neki: be brave!! [2026-03-02 22:25:29] GodBleesYou : buy 250x long now [2026-03-02 22:25:31] GodBleesYou : all in!! [2026-03-02 22:25:36] GodBleesYou : 100% gurrrnte [2026-03-02 22:25:48] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: APPROVED, SER [2026-03-02 22:26:39] neki : go bulla, is yo bday [2026-03-02 22:26:47] neki : we gonna party like its yo bday.. [2026-03-02 22:27:02] neki : 9 BULL-ets and still living on 50c [2026-03-02 22:27:04] GodBleesYou : YOLO!!! [2026-03-02 22:28:39] Gandalf the Grey : 65k bart would be sexy tho [2026-03-02 22:28:43] Gandalf the Grey : but so far no sell signal [2026-03-02 22:29:00] Luke Short : even bnb sending now [2026-03-02 22:29:04] Luke Short : come on btc [2026-03-02 22:29:20] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Slow and steady pump is the best squsse [2026-03-02 22:29:27] Gandalf the Grey : oh yeah [2026-03-02 22:29:34] Gandalf the Grey : cause they add and add and adddddd [2026-03-02 22:31:28] neki : GodBleesYou: https://imgur.com/yCOSlyu about that 250x :D https://imgur.com/a/eiOZJrO Brave! and willing! [2026-03-02 22:32:03] GodBleesYou : neki: +100000000000 [2026-03-02 22:32:10] GodBleesYou : put stops [2026-03-02 22:32:17] GodBleesYou : my man!!!!! [2026-03-02 22:32:44] GodBleesYou : neki: i am 8.7x but i will add to 15x or 20x soon [2026-03-02 22:32:47] GodBleesYou : lets pray!!! [2026-03-02 22:33:11] neki : GodBleesYou: bullabulla!! [2026-03-02 22:34:37] Gandalf the Grey : i pray from 30x [2026-03-02 22:34:40] Gandalf the Grey : ok maybe 25x [2026-03-02 22:34:53] Gandalf the Grey : 20x gives like 4 percent sth room [2026-03-02 22:34:57] Gandalf the Grey : too eaaaasy [2026-03-02 22:36:24] GodBleesYou : @admin !!!!!! [2026-03-02 22:36:29] GodBleesYou : WTF GOING ON [2026-03-02 22:36:37] GodBleesYou : CCTX is disabled??? [2026-03-02 22:36:52] GodBleesYou : i just got errors!!!! [2026-03-02 22:36:55] GodBleesYou : what going on [2026-03-02 22:37:18] GodBleesYou : yo yo!!!!! [2026-03-02 22:37:35] BlissRP : algos cancelled? [2026-03-02 22:37:45] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yes [2026-03-02 22:37:55] GodBleesYou : at least those that use cctx [2026-03-02 22:38:01] GodBleesYou : ........... [2026-03-02 22:38:05] GodBleesYou : never happened before [2026-03-02 22:38:07] GodBleesYou : ....... [2026-03-02 22:38:09] GodBleesYou : @admin [2026-03-02 22:38:12] GodBleesYou : @admin [2026-03-02 22:38:18] GodBleesYou : WTF GOING ON CCTX is disabled??? i just got errors!!!! what going on yo yo!!!!! [2026-03-02 22:39:07] GodBleesYou : why cctx is getting Rejected [2026-03-02 22:39:24] MadoffNakamoto : **panicc** [2026-03-02 22:40:05] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:40:07] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:40:08] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:40:19] Gandalf the Grey : what is that [2026-03-02 22:40:37] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: api system from automated trading [2026-03-02 22:40:43] GodBleesYou : most bots use it @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-02 22:40:48] nylon123 : please enable cctx [2026-03-02 22:40:54] Gandalf the Grey : so bot cant trade now? [2026-03-02 22:40:58] nylon123 : cannot trade [2026-03-02 22:41:00] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bitmex rejeced our orders [2026-03-02 22:41:04] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: no [2026-03-02 22:41:07] neki : lol [2026-03-02 22:41:14] Gandalf the Grey : orderbook stuck [2026-03-02 22:41:16] Gandalf the Grey : for me [2026-03-02 22:41:16] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:41:18] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:41:20] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:41:23] neki : fkkin messing with API still.. manipulators [2026-03-02 22:41:26] MadoffNakamoto : check bottom left of your screen, this will explain [2026-03-02 22:41:28] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: for me to [2026-03-02 22:41:34] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bitmex crashing on us? [2026-03-02 22:41:37] GodBleesYou : while we 10x? [2026-03-02 22:41:40] GodBleesYou : omg!!!! [2026-03-02 22:41:45] Shiro : Bmex freezing down 😆 [2026-03-02 22:41:51] vucko : everywhere it seems [2026-03-02 22:41:55] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:41:57] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:42:06] Gandalf the Grey : it is a feature remember [2026-03-02 22:42:10] GodBleesYou : vucko: binnace as well? [2026-03-02 22:42:25] Luke Short : finally a calm screen [2026-03-02 22:42:25] vucko : meaning not us area [2026-03-02 22:42:31] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: should i stop the alerts for now? [2026-03-02 22:42:38] Gandalf the Grey : iran hacked us [2026-03-02 22:42:39] Luke Short : nor flashy orderbook [2026-03-02 22:42:44] vucko : not sure what shoud i do now [2026-03-02 22:42:47] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 😂🤣😂 [2026-03-02 22:42:51] vucko : close the postion [2026-03-02 22:42:56] Gandalf the Grey : i do not think anyone can do any order [2026-03-02 22:42:59] Gandalf the Grey : not just bots [2026-03-02 22:43:03] vucko : if posible at all [2026-03-02 22:43:07] neki : lol [2026-03-02 22:43:13] neki : bitmex Maintenence candle now? [2026-03-02 22:43:21] vucko : it is flat lining now [2026-03-02 22:43:28] Gandalf the Grey : lmao [2026-03-02 22:43:33] vucko : :) [2026-03-02 22:43:36] Gandalf the Grey : trollbox has priority [2026-03-02 22:43:45] Shiro : 😆 [2026-03-02 22:43:48] vucko : wtf [2026-03-02 22:44:02] Luke Short : any admins around? do your job and fix the chart pls [2026-03-02 22:44:13] GodBleesYou : anyone can close? [2026-03-02 22:44:15] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:44:15] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:44:16] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:44:14] Gandalf the Grey : @admin please fix this I cannot lose my hoes budget [2026-03-02 22:44:17] Luke Short : we are flying blind here [2026-03-02 22:44:33] vucko : satoshi woke up and put all his btc on short :) [2026-03-02 22:44:37] BlissRP : you guys can see? [2026-03-02 22:44:38] GodBleesYou : wow [2026-03-02 22:44:42] BlissRP : i just feel the chakras [2026-03-02 22:44:46] MadoffNakamoto : shit guys, market just dropped back to 60k :arthur: [2026-03-02 22:44:46] GodBleesYou : what happen to run time 99.9% [2026-03-02 22:44:47] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahaahahaha [2026-03-02 22:45:00] Shiro : BlissRP: no bmex freezing down [2026-03-02 22:45:06] Gandalf the Grey : coinbae pumping [2026-03-02 22:45:13] Shiro : I switch to hyper [2026-03-02 22:45:15] nylon123 : we are in the fall now [2026-03-02 22:45:18] GodBleesYou : binnace is keep trading [2026-03-02 22:45:19] nylon123 : 67 [2026-03-02 22:45:23] GodBleesYou : it is only on bitmex [2026-03-02 22:45:27] BlissRP : Shiro: 5 years since i placed a trade here ser [2026-03-02 22:45:30] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-02 22:45:39] Shiro : Ok it's pumping now😁 [2026-03-02 22:45:53] Gandalf the Grey : @admin HALP [2026-03-02 22:45:58] BlissRP : /since ``` :bitmex: BlissRP has been on BitMEX since Dec 23, 2018. ``` [2026-03-02 22:46:08] BlissRP : merry rektmas [2026-03-02 22:46:12] GodBleesYou : @admin HELP!!!!! [2026-03-02 22:46:18] GodBleesYou : NO ADMINS? [2026-03-02 22:46:24] BlissRP : admins extinct [2026-03-02 22:46:33] BlissRP : cost cutting measures [2026-03-02 22:46:33] Luke Short : @Arthur send help [2026-03-02 22:46:41] MadoffNakamoto : admins were all short [2026-03-02 22:46:46] Shiro : cool down we're still at 69336 [2026-03-02 22:46:59] nylon123 : MadoffNakamoto: hold your stinky mouth [2026-03-02 22:47:01] GodBleesYou : Shiro: NOT FOR LONG [2026-03-02 22:47:19] GodBleesYou : when bears will hear bitmex is down we will have the wick of the century [2026-03-02 22:47:22] GodBleesYou : can anyone trade? [2026-03-02 22:47:32] vucko : no [2026-03-02 22:47:38] MadoffNakamoto : I did just before it froze LMAO [2026-03-02 22:47:46] Shiro : Funds arue safu 😅🤣 [2026-03-02 22:48:01] BlissRP : moments like these, glad i use dex's [2026-03-02 22:48:01] neki : im geting "unstable connection" [2026-03-02 22:48:04] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-02 22:48:18] MadoffNakamoto : good luck sirs :arthur: [2026-03-02 22:48:51] nylon123 : FREEZE we stay now here [2026-03-02 22:48:52] GodBleesYou : it is been more then 10 minutes market freezing on bitme [2026-03-02 22:48:56] Shiro : BlissRP: everyday I'm praying to god hype update and let us use BTC str8 as our margin [2026-03-02 22:49:06] Luke Short : btc dumping [2026-03-02 22:49:17] nylon123 : WE FALLING [2026-03-02 22:49:24] BlissRP : Shiro: not a good move in bera market [2026-03-02 22:49:32] BlissRP : but better than using eth, yes [2026-03-02 22:49:53] nylon123 : where funny if we miss s burst up spike [2026-03-02 22:50:09] Shiro : 69260 [2026-03-02 22:50:10] BlissRP : i like teleporting [2026-03-02 22:50:19] nylon123 : NOW we Falling! [2026-03-02 22:50:23] GodBleesYou : it was nice to meet you alll @BlissRP @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-02 22:50:32] Luke Short : @BitMEX_Hans SIr, pls fix your exchange [2026-03-02 22:50:44] Shiro : But funds arue safu 😅🤣 [2026-03-02 22:50:54] GodBleesYou : @admin why cctx getting Rejected? [2026-03-02 22:51:10] BlissRP : bluemaster finally withdrew eh? [2026-03-02 22:51:14] BlissRP : liquidity pools rekt [2026-03-02 22:51:33] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣 [2026-03-02 22:52:16] MadoffNakamoto : yo I hope my buy orders trigger as we pull back or im gonna sue [2026-03-02 22:52:44] Gandalf the Grey : I may have to call my imaginary jewish lawyer! [2026-03-02 22:52:53] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: same [2026-03-02 22:52:54] BlissRP : all market orders will trigger at the same time, at teleportation price [2026-03-02 22:52:56] MadoffNakamoto : :bog: [2026-03-02 22:53:00] Shiro : No pull back yet they freeze it so shorts can get squeeze 🤣 [2026-03-02 22:53:02] BlissRP : have no fear, rekts are here [2026-03-02 22:53:17] Gandalf the Grey : bet that rekting will still work [2026-03-02 22:53:18] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD [2026-03-02 22:53:20] GreedyBastard : Jesus am short without stop [2026-03-02 22:53:42] BlissRP : only ronnie allowed to trade here? :kek: [2026-03-02 22:54:10] neki : BlissRP: u dont use teleporation trigger setting? I only trade with "teleportation" trigger [2026-03-02 22:54:58] Shiro : Don't worry I'll update you all evry 100s moves [2026-03-02 22:54:59] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-02 22:55:16] GreedyBastard : Damn better gets fixed before daily open [2026-03-02 22:55:16] MadoffNakamoto : I mean you cant just open tradingview, its not rocket science [2026-03-02 22:55:21] MadoffNakamoto : can* [2026-03-02 22:55:41] BlissRP : neki: :kek: [2026-03-02 22:55:42] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: 😂🤣 [2026-03-02 22:55:49] GreedyBastard : Cant place orders tho that's the bad part [2026-03-02 22:55:57] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: dont like surprises m8? [2026-03-02 22:56:04] BlissRP : the suspense is building [2026-03-02 22:56:14] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: I do, specially when im safe like now, lmfao [2026-03-02 22:56:43] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: the suspense will kill me jajajaj [2026-03-02 22:58:22] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: im sorry this is happening ser [2026-03-02 22:58:23] BlissRP : <3 [2026-03-02 22:58:27] Shiro : 69336 [2026-03-02 22:58:34] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3 [2026-03-02 22:59:03] Luke Short : @admin we need someone to tell us everything is gonna be alright 😥 [2026-03-02 22:59:46] GreedyBastard : TF man was in a naked short scalp, hell fix this bs [2026-03-02 22:59:50] GodBleesYou : it is getting the api requset [2026-03-02 22:59:54] GodBleesYou : but it reject it [2026-03-02 23:00:12] neki : ok we re rekting now [2026-03-02 23:00:30] neki : mark price still working tho :D [2026-03-02 23:00:34] Luke Short : godsend to 75k now [2026-03-02 23:00:41] neki : Luke Short: +1 [2026-03-02 23:00:46] Shiro : Luke Short: only cz confirming the funds arue safu you're on the wrong platform 😅 [2026-03-02 23:00:49] GreedyBastard : @admin please action, this is not okahy [2026-03-02 23:00:50] BlissRP : neki: was that working the whole time? [2026-03-02 23:00:57] BlissRP : just noticed [2026-03-02 23:01:12] neki : BlissRP: ye on my chart it keeps moving [2026-03-02 23:01:19] neki : only last price is rekt, and no candles [2026-03-02 23:01:28] BitMEX_Mia : Luke Short: everything is going to be okay <3 - we're actively investigating the cause and working on a fix as our top priority. [2026-03-02 23:01:31] neki : lastšroice : 69260.1 [2026-03-02 23:01:38] neki : lastprice* [2026-03-02 23:01:45] Luke Short : BitMEX_Mia: Thank you <3 [2026-03-02 23:02:11] Shiro : BitMEX_Mia: actively till we done with short squeeze? [2026-03-02 23:02:35] Shiro : Thanks with lots of hearts 🤣💕 [2026-03-02 23:02:44] BlissRP : admin has appeared [2026-03-02 23:02:47] BlissRP : apocalypse is near [2026-03-02 23:02:58] Benobi : urf [2026-03-02 23:03:05] BitMEX_Mia : As soon as we have any updates on this, we'll post it on our status page (https://status.bitmex.com/). Appreciate all of your patience in the meantime [2026-03-02 23:03:27] BlissRP : can we pamp 1k before we fix it?? :doge: [2026-03-02 23:03:40] MadoffNakamoto : more like pullback inc [2026-03-02 23:03:46] speedwell : What did I miss? Not the apocalypse again? [2026-03-02 23:04:19] BlissRP : am i sick in the head for wanting to see the ronnie rampage [2026-03-02 23:04:21] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-02 23:04:24] MadoffNakamoto : time to sleep, you guys better fill my orders :shipit: [2026-03-02 23:05:20] Luke Short : "The US is preparing for a “major uptick” in attacks in Iran over the next 24 hours, a senior US official tells." [2026-03-02 23:05:39] Luke Short : “We haven’t even started hitting them hard. The big wave hasn’t even happened. The big one is coming soon.” [2026-03-02 23:05:51] Luke Short : USA is cooking [2026-03-02 23:06:30] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Mia: cctx will come back to live? [2026-03-02 23:06:37] neki : Luke Short: waa? I read just an hour ago, how <trump is ready for sanction vs Iran, if they play nice.. [2026-03-02 23:06:56] neki : that is, "just" sanctions [2026-03-02 23:07:18] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Mia: not all system working!!! [2026-03-02 23:07:24] GodBleesYou : you rekt cctx users [2026-03-02 23:07:25] contract details : Another 1 day pump stalled [2026-03-02 23:07:45] contract details : Ready for the allahu dump [2026-03-02 23:07:47] neki : 72126 - 73715 [2026-03-02 23:07:51] Luke Short : neki: 20 minutes ago: https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/iran-israel-us-attack-03-02-26-intl-hnk [2026-03-02 23:08:40] MANsa_MOONsa : WHATS GOING ON WITH PEPE [2026-03-02 23:08:47] MANsa_MOONsa : why price gap [2026-03-02 23:10:13] Dario1 : hmm maybe the internal system detected a discrepancy [2026-03-02 23:10:13] Shiro : It's time to go and play COD [2026-03-02 23:10:21] Dario1 : and auto paused the trading engine [2026-03-02 23:10:34] Dario1 : as a precautionary measure to protect funds… [2026-03-02 23:10:41] Shiro : It been a nice 8 years being with you guys 😘😅🤣😂 [2026-03-02 23:11:06] Dario1 : due to a inconsistency such as race condition [2026-03-02 23:11:12] Dario1 : so don’t worry guys [2026-03-02 23:11:18] BlissRP : contract details: the positivity is intoxicating, ser [2026-03-02 23:11:19] Dario1 : all funds will be safe [2026-03-02 23:11:22] BlissRP : please give me more [2026-03-02 23:11:28] Luke Short : we back [2026-03-02 23:11:49] BlissRP : no teleport?? i want my hope back!!! [2026-03-02 23:12:03] GodBleesYou : are we back? [2026-03-02 23:12:08] GodBleesYou : yes [2026-03-02 23:12:11] GodBleesYou : go go [2026-03-02 23:12:28] Dario1 : BitMEX_Mia: Thanks for the quick fix 😘 [2026-03-02 23:12:29] GreedyBastard : Good thank god [2026-03-02 23:12:39] Shiro : Let's go 🤪 [2026-03-02 23:12:58] nylon123 : thanks for the hotfix patch [2026-03-02 23:13:11] nylon123 : monkey patching live system [2026-03-02 23:14:05] Gandalf the Grey : Imagine the stress that that one pakistani engineer on minimal wage had to go through to fix it [2026-03-02 23:14:26] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣😂 [2026-03-02 23:14:39] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-02 23:15:05] Dario1 : Gandalf the Grey: Have you seen Pez’s million dollar position? [2026-03-02 23:15:17] Dario1 : not minimal wage [2026-03-02 23:15:19] BlissRP : what about hotdogs [2026-03-02 23:15:23] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-02 23:16:40] Gandalf the Grey : Sanjay got us bro [2026-03-02 23:17:09] Gandalf the Grey : he smokes 2 packs per day and lilfts refridgerators to buy curry [2026-03-02 23:17:14] Dario1 : Pez was even talking about retiring at his 30 or 40s [2026-03-02 23:17:27] neki : my chart is baakt [2026-03-02 23:17:29] Dario1 : so bitmex pays engineers very well [2026-03-02 23:18:00] Gandalf the Grey : maybe he has a sugar mommy [2026-03-02 23:18:09] Gandalf the Grey : have you considered that [2026-03-02 23:18:22] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: wtf 1🤣😂 [2026-03-02 23:20:40] Gandalf the Grey : I know one broke DJ here [2026-03-02 23:20:49] Gandalf the Grey : His gf gives him 10-15k euro a month [2026-03-02 23:20:58] Gandalf the Grey : just for spending [2026-03-02 23:21:06] Gandalf the Grey : and she is a legit 10 [2026-03-02 23:21:10] neki : gogog [2026-03-02 23:21:15] neki : bulla fly!! [2026-03-02 23:21:16] Gandalf the Grey : dude is like 6 max [2026-03-02 23:21:51] Gandalf the Grey : Use will neki [2026-03-02 23:22:48] neki : fly me to the moon [2026-03-02 23:23:06] Dario1 : They pay lead developer 120-200K per year plus bounces etc [2026-03-02 23:23:17] Dario1 : I wouldn’t call that minimum wage [2026-03-02 23:23:56] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: can i marry his gf? [2026-03-02 23:24:27] neki : I will this market TO go UPUp only [2026-03-02 23:24:39] Gandalf the Grey : contract details: sure [2026-03-02 23:24:41] neki : It is my will and my menatality. Market will go UP cuz i WILL it [2026-03-02 23:24:47] Gandalf the Grey : just be a dj [2026-03-02 23:24:52] contract details : BlissRP: there is no reason to be positive remember we all die it's all pointless :pepe: just yolo [2026-03-02 23:25:05] thankyousomuch : guys i think the bullrun has started again :downrocket: 😳 [2026-03-02 23:25:13] Gandalf the Grey : just wait for signal [2026-03-02 23:25:16] Luke Short : Beirut just got bombed lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhk5EIaDBl8 [2026-03-02 23:25:18] Gandalf the Grey : then take it [2026-03-02 23:25:20] Gandalf the Grey : and see [2026-03-02 23:26:56] Gandalf the Grey : I think lebanese people should just pack and go to another country [2026-03-02 23:27:04] Gandalf the Grey : economy ruined [2026-03-02 23:27:08] Gandalf the Grey : bomb every day [2026-03-02 23:28:42] contract details : They should go rebuild carthage abandon tyre [2026-03-02 23:30:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68882.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-02 23:31:27] thankyousomuch : there is no reason to long btc [2026-03-02 23:31:35] thankyousomuch : Biden created btc to go down [2026-03-02 23:31:40] thankyousomuch : :downrocket: [2026-03-02 23:31:47] Dario1 : Luke Short: Sounds like this wiki page needs an update :arthur: [2026-03-02 23:31:50] Dario1 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court_arrest_warrants_for_Israeli_leaders [2026-03-02 23:33:43] Luke Short : Dario1: true, but i think hisbollah was shooting missiles from beirut onto israel [2026-03-02 23:34:11] Luke Short : let's hope all the normal people stayed away from the missile guys [2026-03-02 23:34:15] Dario1 : Luke Short: yes and before that Israel was bombing them almost every day [2026-03-02 23:35:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!! [2026-03-02 23:35:33] Luke Short : and before that Cain killed his brother Abel :D [2026-03-02 23:35:46] Dario1 : Luke Short: hahaha good one [2026-03-02 23:36:01] Gandalf the Grey : So we made it to 4 ppl before we started killing each other [2026-03-02 23:36:13] Gandalf the Grey : Cain killed 25 percent of population [2026-03-02 23:36:18] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD [2026-03-02 23:37:12] GodBleesYou : this bug stoped the piump? [2026-03-02 23:37:14] GodBleesYou : ..... [2026-03-02 23:37:56] Dario1 : No, because bitmex volume is less than 0.5% of market volume [2026-03-02 23:41:03] Dario1 : These days bitmex is not a price setting exchange, but a price following exchange… [2026-03-02 23:41:30] Dario1 : gone are the days when bitmex had more than 50% market share [2026-03-02 23:41:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 114 Cont @ 86.43 ($678.29)