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[2026-03-01 23:53:20] Dario1 : So to talk as if Israel can defend against these missiles is just hilarious :arthur:
[2026-03-02 00:08:57] Mr. JB : Happy New week guys!
[2026-03-02 00:14:31] Dario1 : To a happy profitable week for all 🍷
[2026-03-02 00:14:52] Dario1 : both bulls and bear bros
[2026-03-02 00:15:04] Dario1 : we don’t discriminate 😜
[2026-03-02 00:15:27] Symphoenix : down
[2026-03-02 00:20:07] Dario1 : bluemaster: https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2028212301631799501
[2026-03-02 00:20:41] Dario1 : Also, this one: https://x.com/KimDotcom/status/2028198772015284323
[2026-03-02 00:24:56] Dario1 : My prediction is if Iran continues hitting Israel like this, they will retaliate with nukes. US and Israel already knew this scenario was likely, they attacked anyway. Maybe that’s what they wanted in the first place…
[2026-03-02 00:25:34] Dario1 : if that happens, bitcoin will probably dump to 40-50ks as I was saying last week…
[2026-03-02 00:26:46] Dario1 : Just like the pearl harbor incident and nuking Japan afterwards
[2026-03-02 00:29:13] nylon123 : BULL event ended because it started
[2026-03-02 00:29:55] nylon123 : Bull event over :)
[2026-03-02 00:30:14] Dario1 : Hallelujah 😛
[2026-03-02 00:44:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 3600 Cont @ 84.74 ($20,259.00) - Nice try, paper hands
[2026-03-02 00:44:44] MadoffNakamoto : Dubai International Airport pump
[2026-03-02 00:45:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 1000 USD @ 66590.3
[2026-03-02 00:45:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 8 Cont @ 1963.98 ($1,047.10)
[2026-03-02 00:45:14] MadoffNakamoto : bears need to send more missiles in retaliation
[2026-03-02 00:45:46] bluemaster : just 1/4 of blue pills Ihit this morning and look at this
[2026-03-02 00:46:05] Dario1 : Dubai traders can’t join tho. Their stock market got closed for Monday and Tuesday
[2026-03-02 00:46:15] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-02 00:47:29] bluemaster : https://ac.com.au/upload/sp/blue-pills.jpg
[2026-03-02 00:47:56] Dario1 : blue pills change trillion dollar markets
[2026-03-02 00:48:14] Dario1 : who knew :arthur:
[2026-03-02 00:48:38] Dario1 : Next time let trollbox know when you take blue pills
[2026-03-02 00:48:48] Dario1 : make everyone rich
[2026-03-02 00:50:54] PeacenLuv : longing 66758 n lower xbtusdperp
[2026-03-02 00:51:09] bluemaster : Dario1: I heave bussing in my head I think I am talking to many blue pills latly 😧
[2026-03-02 00:52:04] Dario1 : bluemaster: keep some for later. we gonna need it for the butterfly effect as MMs say
[2026-03-02 00:52:36] Dario1 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Butterfly_Effect
[2026-03-02 00:52:51] MadoffNakamoto : trollbox: "ww3, dump, 40k, hypersonic ballistic missile" bitcoin: "hold my green anaconda"
[2026-03-02 00:53:24] bluemaster : Dario1: I did not tell you ,most of my trading now automated . kids pushed me to do it ...
[2026-03-02 00:53:26] Dario1 : Where is the green anaconda movement these days :pepe:
[2026-03-02 00:53:43] Dario1 : back in 2018 trollbox was full of it
[2026-03-02 00:53:58] bluemaster : Dario1: I jnew it when she come with that Jane street hoodie
[2026-03-02 00:54:02] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: in 2018 it was COBRAS
[2026-03-02 00:54:03] Dario1 : bluemaster: python bots coded by your son?
[2026-03-02 00:54:04] bluemaster : this will happen
[2026-03-02 00:54:16] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: aha yeah
[2026-03-02 00:54:18] bluemaster : Dario1: c++ on unix server
[2026-03-02 00:54:20] PeacenLuv : long entry 66558
[2026-03-02 00:54:24] bluemaster : in Tokyo
[2026-03-02 00:54:53] Dario1 : bluemaster: that’s serious business. usually institutions go with c++
[2026-03-02 00:55:04] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc
[2026-03-02 00:55:26] bluemaster : Dario1: yes he was doing for months for me just did not want to tell me , now it is in production live
[2026-03-02 00:55:43] Dario1 : bluemaster: mine are also in c++ running on red hat and debian linux
[2026-03-02 00:55:58] bluemaster : Dario1: my on FreeBSD
[2026-03-02 00:56:15] Dario1 : bluemaster: nice. Sophisticated c++ bots take a year to develop
[2026-03-02 00:57:21] bluemaster : Dario1: so what I am going to do now ... go fishing
[2026-03-02 00:59:17] Dario1 : bluemaster: take your yacht master license 200GT. you gonna need it for your parabolic yacht, once we approach 200k+
[2026-03-02 00:59:31] Dario1 : I asked for details in Dubai and Marbella
[2026-03-02 00:59:42] Dario1 : it takes months :pepe:
[2026-03-02 01:00:01] Dario1 : 500 GT and larger, even years…
[2026-03-02 01:00:18] Dario1 : fack that, 200 will be enough for me
[2026-03-02 01:05:55] bluemaster : Dario1: I miss my manual trading , trding with bots is like having sex with robot
[2026-03-02 01:06:06] bluemaster : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 01:06:36] bluemaster : it just don;t feel same
[2026-03-02 01:06:40] Dario1 : bluemaster: I hodle and swing manually, but hft/scalping/day trading is for bots
[2026-03-02 01:06:53] Dario1 : I can’t do it manually
[2026-03-02 01:07:14] bluemaster : Dario1: agree +1
[2026-03-02 01:07:30] bluemaster : see you later guys nothign for me to do here
[2026-03-02 01:08:22] Dario1 : bluemaster: have fun fishing ⛵️
[2026-03-02 01:08:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 94 Cont @ 1972.38 ($12,355.95) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-03-02 01:09:19] PeacenLuv : btc pooompahhh
[2026-03-02 01:10:12] PeacenLuv : last add at 67758
[2026-03-02 01:11:14] PeacenLuv : wow btc bully here
[2026-03-02 01:11:36] neki : sh the way
[2026-03-02 01:11:46] neki : show**
[2026-03-02 01:13:31] MadoffNakamoto : send it beras
[2026-03-02 01:14:45] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66666
[2026-03-02 01:15:05] PeacenLuv : 😁no fear btc
[2026-03-02 01:17:02] PeacenLuv : long entry 66798
[2026-03-02 01:19:31] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc
[2026-03-02 01:20:15] PeacenLuv : halil64: pumpittup
[2026-03-02 01:22:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66653.7 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-02 01:24:25] PeacenLuv : long entry 66696
[2026-03-02 01:24:40] nylon123 : what can indi with ripple otger than NOTHING why this shit even exists
[2026-03-02 01:24:49] nylon123 : do
[2026-03-02 01:24:56] nylon123 : sell this shit
[2026-03-02 01:25:19] nylon123 : one ripple costs more than a dollar
[2026-03-02 01:25:31] nylon123 : never in my life heard a use case of this shit
[2026-03-02 01:27:07] PeacenLuv : longbfil coin
[2026-03-02 01:27:28] PeacenLuv : fil coin pumping . longbsui too
[2026-03-02 01:27:48] PeacenLuv : 3 winners long btc fil and sui lezgohh
[2026-03-02 01:28:52] PeacenLuv : bullish crypto werl lezgohh
[2026-03-02 01:29:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66554.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-02 01:29:24] PeacenLuv : dont mix up your letters
[2026-03-02 01:31:30] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 65546 pump
[2026-03-02 01:33:00] PeacenLuv : 😛long entry 66562
[2026-03-02 01:34:04] PeacenLuv : i hope jus bad peepd die in thecworld
[2026-03-02 01:34:51] Dario1 : nylon123: it has a use case
[2026-03-02 01:34:58] Dario1 : whale’s playground for pump and dump scams 😜
[2026-03-02 01:34:58] PeacenLuv : btc sweet dreams incomingblezgohh
[2026-03-02 01:36:36] PeacenLuv : right now i hope 66666 is a gewd number not a bad number
[2026-03-02 01:36:43] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
[2026-03-02 01:37:27] PeacenLuv : 2 3rds of a hunny of munnee
[2026-03-02 01:38:45] PeacenLuv : trust me 3700 off 19666 sucked
[2026-03-02 01:39:35] PeacenLuv : talk about heartbreaker lovemaker btc
[2026-03-02 01:40:00] MadoffNakamoto : PeacenBooze
[2026-03-02 01:40:48] PeacenLuv : MadoffNakamoto: woooooweeeee btc lezgohh
[2026-03-02 01:50:42] Dario1 : Looks like the ONLY UP campaign just discovered gravity
[2026-03-02 01:50:51] Dario1 : don’t worry bull bros
[2026-03-02 01:50:57] Dario1 : help is underway
[2026-03-02 01:51:02] Dario1 : 🧪🧪🧪
[2026-03-02 01:53:04] MadoffNakamoto : you shall not pass bera, we have established war camp at the 65K area, iron dome equipped.
[2026-03-02 01:53:29] Dario1 : Upgrade to golden dome any second now
[2026-03-02 01:54:58] MadoffNakamoto : now our aim is to take on your military bases at 68k and 72k.
[2026-03-02 01:55:09] Dario1 : Iron Dome turned out to be colander dome :arthur:
[2026-03-02 01:55:28] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: rofl
[2026-03-02 01:55:37] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: 🤣
[2026-03-02 02:06:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 28871 BMEX @ 0.093 ($2,673.45) - Oops, margin call dropped by!
[2026-03-02 02:06:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66395.9 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-02 02:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0075 XBT @ 66333.2 ($497.48) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-02 02:06:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 800 USD @ 66197.4 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-02 02:07:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 20 XRP @ 1.362 ($27.24)
[2026-03-02 02:07:17] PeacenLuv : shes dipppin
[2026-03-02 02:07:23] PeacenLuv : jumpoff ffzakez
[2026-03-02 02:10:09] Dario1 : a rare rotating vortex cloud over Hong Kong's skyline from late Feb, purely natural according to Grok
[2026-03-02 02:10:11] Dario1 : https://x.com/itsyourabdul/status/2028257537842381199
[2026-03-02 02:10:39] Dario1 : no edits
[2026-03-02 02:10:51] Dario1 : Strong updrafts spun the moisture into that swirling vortex shape, while the city's lights reflected off it to create the glowing pink/purple/green colors
[2026-03-02 02:10:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 65940.2
[2026-03-02 02:11:47] Dario1 : it’s the ultimate bullish sign 😏
[2026-03-02 02:12:13] Dario1 : good omen
[2026-03-02 02:14:11] BlissRP : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[2026-03-02 02:14:15] BlissRP : theres already song about itt
[2026-03-02 02:14:19] BlissRP : crazy
[2026-03-02 02:21:56] Dario1 : I have a feeling that's a Rickroll
[2026-03-02 02:22:06] Dario1 : so I'm not clicking it
[2026-03-02 02:22:11] Dario1 : I saw you pull that on someone else the other day
[2026-03-02 02:22:24] Dario1 : actually more than once
[2026-03-02 02:29:06] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-02 02:29:16] BlissRP : whatever ill jam by myself
[2026-03-02 02:30:34] Dario1 : But the most crazy thing I heard was from that Jewish guy, saying we didn’t land on moon
[2026-03-02 02:30:48] Dario1 : also that 911 thing he said was crazy
[2026-03-02 02:31:02] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-03-02 02:43:27] Symphoenix : ready ?
[2026-03-02 02:50:04] Symphoenix : down
[2026-03-02 02:52:13] MadoffNakamoto : Symphoenix: up only sir. WW3 is bullish. Bitcoin is missile-proof. We are consolidating the colander dome here.
[2026-03-02 02:56:09] Doktor NONONO : Symphoenix: -1
[2026-03-02 02:56:46] Doktor NONONO : MadoffNakamoto: ⭐Ding. Precisely
[2026-03-02 03:04:21] Symphoenix : so beautiful to see your hands in the air !
[2026-03-02 03:05:22] Doktor NONONO : morning sir
[2026-03-02 03:06:17] Symphoenix : morning
[2026-03-02 03:06:26] Symphoenix : ACTIONABLE WITH CAUTION — LONG limit $66,200 (bounce off primary GodRays signal), TP1 $66,319 (compression zone, +$119), SL $66,150 (below lower liquidation zone). R/R ratio 2.4:1. The caution stems from the flagged low liquidity: position size must remain light. Trigger: a clean break above $66,227 with compression spread staying below 0.15% and imminent events continuing to climb beyond 460 — this would confirm compression is in its terminal phase and the impulse is about to materialize.
[2026-03-02 03:06:38] Symphoenix : I go against my own algo...
[2026-03-02 03:07:16] Doktor NONONO : madness
[2026-03-02 03:07:35] Symphoenix : target at 03h13 UTC
[2026-03-02 03:07:42] Symphoenix : we'll be fixed
[2026-03-02 03:07:44] Doktor NONONO : well, i guess we have to self sabotage sometimes
[2026-03-02 03:07:57] Doktor NONONO : otherwise life would be too easy
[2026-03-02 03:08:51] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh
[2026-03-02 03:09:58] Doktor NONONO : No other way this can possibly go now but vertical
[2026-03-02 03:10:51] Symphoenix : Doktor NONONO: You have a nice mind Dude ! Pretty sure you've been through a lot... But hush hush ! (great show, Hush)
[2026-03-02 03:11:20] Doktor NONONO : 😘
[2026-03-02 03:12:02] Doktor NONONO : I think you still on the dancefloor from saturday night
[2026-03-02 03:12:13] MadoffNakamoto : there's no ceiling on Bitcoin. Every top is a future bottom
[2026-03-02 03:16:54] Doktor NONONO : 14 Red 3Day Heiken Ashi's in a row. Prior record was 10, almost 6 years ago
[2026-03-02 03:17:47] Doktor NONONO : Last 8 3Day normal candles have been alternating colours
[2026-03-02 03:18:06] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn btc bullaz
[2026-03-02 03:18:18] Doktor NONONO : New candle currently being printed is due green
[2026-03-02 03:20:14] Doktor NONONO : Bera is borrowing the future from themselves here
[2026-03-02 03:21:37] Symphoenix : Doktor NONONO: Hey ! I don't do MDMA ! If I speak like that it's because I can feel stuff sometimes ! I hate filtering so... I speak because I can !
[2026-03-02 03:22:08] Doktor NONONO : i believe u
[2026-03-02 03:22:09] Symphoenix : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGUS84in1eM
[2026-03-02 03:22:34] Symphoenix : and it's going up ! Crap !
[2026-03-02 03:22:44] Doktor NONONO : Heh
[2026-03-02 03:23:43] MadoffNakamoto : send the drones to 68k :bog:
[2026-03-02 03:31:09] heybit2 : 666666
[2026-03-02 03:35:55] Doktor NONONO : Tome for March to live up to it's Namesake
[2026-03-02 03:42:11] Doktor NONONO : FUD is currntly immaculate
[2026-03-02 03:42:20] Doktor NONONO : "WW3"
[2026-03-02 03:44:46] Doktor NONONO : Inverse Black Swan Pattern
[2026-03-02 03:48:21] Doktor NONONO : Bera over-committed to narrative
[2026-03-02 03:50:13] Doktor NONONO : Tally Ho Ratbags
[2026-03-02 04:19:26] MadoffNakamoto : riding all the missiles bears send at us to the moon
[2026-03-02 04:22:17] MadoffNakamoto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgtEyrZDn1s
[2026-03-02 04:39:30] Traczii : Bitmex only burned $2k bmex this month :kek: must be a mistake cause dec&jan had comparable volume
[2026-03-02 05:07:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `AMZNUSDT`: Sell 2 AMZN @ 206 ($NaN) - Another future McDonald’s employee
[2026-03-02 05:18:46] 45th_blown_account : lets make BMEX store of 8 cents again :doge: , yesterday was +50% today 8 cents again :kek:
[2026-03-02 05:27:29] MadoffNakamoto : long every weak ass dump ez, full send premium pro max :doge:
[2026-03-02 05:46:32] funny cat videos : vukkittup btc
[2026-03-02 06:02:39] The_Reaper : Full Market collapsi in 8hrs 30mins
[2026-03-02 06:13:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 352 BMEX @ 0.089 ($31.68)
[2026-03-02 06:14:34] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 352 BMEX @ 0.089 ($31.68)
[2026-03-02 06:19:04] funny cat videos : collups :pepe:
[2026-03-02 06:20:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 752 BMEX @ 0.085 ($64.67)
[2026-03-02 06:22:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66170.6 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-02 06:27:17] bearologist : Big big down
[2026-03-02 06:28:00] MadoffNakamoto : weak ass beras :doge:
[2026-03-02 06:31:12] MadoffNakamoto : eradicate all shorters, sanitize the place :doge:
[2026-03-02 06:44:07] bmagic : Moon
[2026-03-02 06:56:20] BlissRP : noom itt
[2026-03-02 06:58:20] Wise222 : hey guys who sees short business coming
[2026-03-02 06:58:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HYPEUSDT`: Sell 29.9000 HYPE @ 30.308 ($958.56)
[2026-03-02 07:09:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0200 XBT @ 65735.5 ($1,314.79)
[2026-03-02 07:09:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 900 USD @ 65739 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-02 07:14:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-02 07:17:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 15000 USD @ 65577.7
[2026-03-02 07:20:51] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/naiivememe/status/2028322730685390961
[2026-03-02 07:26:46] Luke Short : that's cursed
[2026-03-02 07:39:49] MadoffNakamoto : beras need WW4 to dump this
[2026-03-02 07:46:59] heybit2 : The 5th industrial revolution
[2026-03-02 07:47:25] 45th_blown_account : so when we are talking about war , we are talking about a bunch of cowards launching drones and missiles . right
[2026-03-02 07:48:40] MadoffNakamoto : 45th_blown_account: feel free to go to the front sir, you're so brave
[2026-03-02 07:49:11] 45th_blown_account : MadoffNakamoto: yeah, i am ready to fight with my Katana. :doge:
[2026-03-02 07:49:24] 45th_blown_account : the old way, the Samurai way :doge:
[2026-03-02 07:49:45] MadoffNakamoto : 45th_blown_account: I prefer to fight bears nukes in a battle of darth mauls
[2026-03-02 07:50:07] MadoffNakamoto : more fun
[2026-03-02 07:50:29] 45th_blown_account : MadoffNakamoto: decades of Call of Duty experience :doge: i am more ready than ever
[2026-03-02 07:50:45] MadoffNakamoto : 45th_blown_account: hahaha
[2026-03-02 07:51:40] Symphoenix : 07h53 UTC pour ETH.... Wait for it to break 1909 before joining the party !
[2026-03-02 08:15:38] MadoffNakamoto : mmmh, looks like this is dumping the wrong way
[2026-03-02 08:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 2.4300 SOL @ 82.64 ($200.85)
[2026-03-02 08:27:26] Luke Short : why again are we selling S&P today? https://www.tradingview.com/x/1JLKLr6S/
[2026-03-02 08:41:59] Luke Short : oh right, we are not
[2026-03-02 08:51:24] MadoffNakamoto : Symphoenix: did you sell the bottom again ? Confess
[2026-03-02 08:51:26] Symphoenix : down now !
[2026-03-02 08:54:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 370 BMEX @ 0.086 ($32.41)
[2026-03-02 09:07:15] 45th_blown_account : XD, BMEX +50% yesterday , 7 cents today :doge:
[2026-03-02 09:07:20] 45th_blown_account : wtf Arthur
[2026-03-02 09:07:50] 45th_blown_account : oh its 9 cents again . its so low volume coin
[2026-03-02 09:10:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 115 Cont @ 83.87 ($641.33)
[2026-03-02 09:10:53] MadoffNakamoto : purify the bears 😂
[2026-03-02 09:52:07] BMEXcheers : when does the btc discount start
[2026-03-02 09:52:11] BMEXcheers : im waiting for 3k
[2026-03-02 09:52:12] BMEXcheers : :)
[2026-03-02 09:52:22] BMEXcheers : thats where btc should be before considering a buy
[2026-03-02 09:52:29] BMEXcheers : then we get orgaic growth (20year yield)
[2026-03-02 09:52:33] BMEXcheers : organic*
[2026-03-02 09:52:43] bmagic : Operation Dumpageddon
[2026-03-02 09:57:39] MadoffNakamoto : Operation Darthmaulgeddon
[2026-03-02 10:00:47] Gandalf the Grey : can we test 60k?
[2026-03-02 10:02:14] Luke Short : look, a circle-thingy
[2026-03-02 10:02:16] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/DBj3MO3J/
[2026-03-02 10:03:01] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: 65k tungsten bottom sir
[2026-03-02 10:03:56] Luke Short : oooh, a trianglious triangle
[2026-03-02 10:03:57] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/93iLLBSx/
[2026-03-02 10:05:32] MadoffNakamoto : 🐍
[2026-03-02 10:05:55] Luke Short : a rectangular rectangle thingy
[2026-03-02 10:05:58] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/C7yIIjRJ/
[2026-03-02 10:11:38] Luke Short : No geometry-enjoyers in here :(
[2026-03-02 10:14:56] Gandalf the Grey : your monitor is upsaide down, ser/
[2026-03-02 10:15:09] Luke Short : Oh true
[2026-03-02 10:15:48] Luke Short : Fuck me, that’s why my longs are not making profits since yesterday
[2026-03-02 10:16:25] Gandalf the Grey : why use inverted chart?
[2026-03-02 10:16:29] Gandalf the Grey : genuine question
[2026-03-02 10:17:07] Gandalf the Grey : why not just sell pumps in downtrend and buy dumps in uptrend?
[2026-03-02 10:17:31] Luke Short : Gandalf the Grey: I flip it over and over again just to see if i find something new
[2026-03-02 10:18:34] Luke Short : Yeah, why not just buy low and sell high :D
[2026-03-02 10:18:55] Luke Short : I ask this myself too
[2026-03-02 10:19:52] Luke Short : I have to work 9-5 so no scalping for me
[2026-03-02 10:20:29] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 10:20:38] contract details : I woke up to another day waiting for nukes
[2026-03-02 10:20:47] contract details : But no nukes have fallen
[2026-03-02 10:21:02] BlissRP : contract details: no nukes = no pamp
[2026-03-02 10:21:16] Luke Short : S&P pumping, but btc stalling :(
[2026-03-02 10:21:50] BlissRP : Luke Short: ser, its gapping down bigly
[2026-03-02 10:22:32] Luke Short : Still, pumping since 2 hours
[2026-03-02 10:22:38] MadoffNakamoto : contract details: if it can't go down, there's only one way left
[2026-03-02 10:24:19] Luke Short : I feel like btc has buy pressure, but every pump get’s sold out
[2026-03-02 10:26:02] Luke Short : There is always a pump out of nowhere followed by a dump
[2026-03-02 10:26:30] Gandalf the Grey : ema is 71k
[2026-03-02 10:26:42] Gandalf the Grey : so you can sell pumps till we retake
[2026-03-02 10:27:27] Luke Short : Sure, i will sell the pump to 71k
[2026-03-02 10:27:42] Luke Short : At least 3 times during the process
[2026-03-02 10:28:05] Luke Short : And get rekt
[2026-03-02 10:30:58] BMEXcheers : microslop 11
[2026-03-02 10:31:00] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-03-02 10:31:26] Luke Short : Some conspiracy theorists would argue we are still in an ascending triangle
[2026-03-02 10:33:17] Luke Short : 67k…?
[2026-03-02 10:34:03] MadoffNakamoto : Luke Short: go get afford yourself a coach if you cant make your own trades holy fk
[2026-03-02 10:34:39] Luke Short : Lmao do I fuck with your mind?
[2026-03-02 10:35:08] Luke Short : Alright then, have some silence to think about your short
[2026-03-02 10:35:38] Luke Short : I would be nervous shorting this
[2026-03-02 10:37:24] Gandalf the Grey : Selling the pumps does not mean martingale from start to end bro lol
[2026-03-02 10:37:36] MadoffNakamoto : you'll be nervous w/e you do
[2026-03-02 10:39:23] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 1k
[2026-03-02 10:46:05] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/capreedmi/status/2028386325540549060, chinese assisted Iranian rockets :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-02 10:48:03] thankyousomuch : too big world population, 1k :downrocket:🚽
[2026-03-02 10:50:23] 45th_blown_account : now we need 1 good covid variant and China to start defending Iran to see some good volatility :arthur:
[2026-03-02 10:53:20] Gandalf the Grey : Iran got this good anti air system from China
[2026-03-02 10:53:35] Gandalf the Grey : I think Ayatolah would rate it 5 stars
[2026-03-02 10:57:05] contract details : proof that temu quality kills
[2026-03-02 10:57:31] contract details : thankyousomuch: too many germans in the world
[2026-03-02 11:01:43] BlissRP : contract details: du hast
[2026-03-02 11:06:11] MadoffNakamoto : 45th_blown_account: AI
[2026-03-02 11:06:30] 45th_blown_account : MadoffNakamoto: deepseek vs claude :arthur:
[2026-03-02 11:16:29] bearologist : Big big disappointment
[2026-03-02 11:16:36] bearologist : Big big down
[2026-03-02 11:17:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5000 USD @ 66041.1
[2026-03-02 11:18:29] contract details : for somethin to disappoint it has to stop disappointing first
[2026-03-02 11:18:32] contract details : or it's just normal :pepe:
[2026-03-02 11:18:42] thankyousomuch : 1k
[2026-03-02 11:19:04] thankyousomuch : contract details: too many pullruners
[2026-03-02 11:19:26] thankyousomuch : contract details: 4 billion too many hitlers you mean?
[2026-03-02 11:22:12] MadoffNakamoto : bearologist: 200k before 68 sir :arthur:
[2026-03-02 11:25:27] MadoffNakamoto : 65K tungsten bottom beras, keep digging :arthur:
[2026-03-02 11:36:10] funny cat videos : https://imgur.com/a/NSLhrTG
[2026-03-02 11:36:31] MadoffNakamoto : bearologist: :bog:
[2026-03-02 11:38:56] thankyousomuch : MadoffNakamoto: 1k world population too big :pepe:
[2026-03-02 11:45:43] MadoffNakamoto : bearologist: where are you running to :arthur:
[2026-03-02 12:00:56] Gandalf the Grey : Look. There is a lion. Oh my god.
[2026-03-02 12:01:12] PeacenLuv : long entry 66308 pumpittup btc
[2026-03-02 12:01:31] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc
[2026-03-02 12:02:24] Dario1 : European gas prices just spiked 25% today
[2026-03-02 12:02:33] Dario1 : and our wallets are taking a direct hit
[2026-03-02 12:02:41] Dario1 : thank you mr president
[2026-03-02 12:02:45] Dario1 : Fantastic work :arthur:
[2026-03-02 12:03:02] Gandalf the Grey : Europeans are used to getting fucked by everyone
[2026-03-02 12:03:17] Dario1 : Fully deserved
[2026-03-02 12:03:34] Gandalf the Grey : how much is 1L petrol in eu
[2026-03-02 12:06:08] Dario1 : https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-02/european-gas-jumps-25-as-iranian-crisis-threatens-global-flows
[2026-03-02 12:06:30] Dario1 : Gandalf the Grey: 2 euro in Netherlands and 1.5 in Spain
[2026-03-02 12:08:45] Dario1 : In Iran 0.02 cents
[2026-03-02 12:09:01] Dario1 : I mean 2 cents lol
[2026-03-02 12:14:00] Gandalf the Grey : Hmm used to be even more expensive no?
[2026-03-02 12:14:22] Gandalf the Grey : was like 2.4 euro i think max
[2026-03-02 12:14:44] Gandalf the Grey : now 2 euro support and we test 3.2?
[2026-03-02 12:14:46] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD
[2026-03-02 12:16:51] Dario1 : yes post pandemic it was 2.5 or something
[2026-03-02 12:16:56] Dario1 : 2022
[2026-03-02 12:17:09] Dario1 : Gandalf the Grey: lolz
[2026-03-02 12:19:18] Gandalf the Grey : Kuwait rekt 3 F-15 by mistake xDDDDDD
[2026-03-02 12:19:27] Gandalf the Grey : I am deeeaaadd
[2026-03-02 12:19:30] Gandalf the Grey : Sand people
[2026-03-02 12:19:57] Gandalf the Grey : That is like minus 400 million
[2026-03-02 12:23:28] Gandalf the Grey : funding back to beara
[2026-03-02 12:25:48] Luke Short : Lmao made me spill my shawarma
[2026-03-02 12:27:49] Luke Short : To be fair: Iran has 41 f-14
[2026-03-02 12:28:14] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 12:32:58] Luke Short : https://iran.liveuamap.com/en/2026/2-march-06-vantor-imagery-shows-airstrike-related-damage
[2026-03-02 12:33:05] Luke Short : the precision!
[2026-03-02 12:34:38] Gandalf the Grey : Do not mess with Iran
[2026-03-02 12:34:42] Gandalf the Grey : Or they will diss you on X
[2026-03-02 12:34:47] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-03-02 12:41:09] Gandalf the Grey : Putin be like: So I heard y'all need oil eh?
[2026-03-02 12:43:37] contract details : got a lot of wood to chop
[2026-03-02 12:43:50] contract details : and grass for the horsies
[2026-03-02 12:43:53] contract details : who needs oil :arthur:
[2026-03-02 12:44:02] contract details : a german painter with 1 testicle i hear
[2026-03-02 12:44:02] Gandalf the Grey : lets see if 64k is a homie
[2026-03-02 12:44:03] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-02 12:44:29] contract details : america will dump it to 55 no?
[2026-03-02 12:44:36] contract details : never tp a short until trumps death
[2026-03-02 12:50:02] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-03-02 12:51:19] PeacenLuv : i dont think we moved in 24hrs btc
[2026-03-02 12:53:57] PeacenLuv : Cat People (Putting Out Fire) David Bowie btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9GbGO7CKdQ
[2026-03-02 12:56:20] PeacenLuv : check vol 5min btc
[2026-03-02 13:03:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2500 USD @ 65899.2
[2026-03-02 13:04:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1500 USD @ 65865.5
[2026-03-02 13:15:41] Gandalf the Grey : Good chance to grab some cheap btc due to panic
[2026-03-02 13:15:49] Gandalf the Grey : we just need a bit of escalation and maybe a new covid version
[2026-03-02 13:16:32] GodBleesYou : pleae god bear dump it!!!
[2026-03-02 13:16:33] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-02 13:18:26] Dario1 : contract details: I didn’t know Hitler had one testicle
[2026-03-02 13:18:46] Dario1 : but Iranians knew very well how to outsmart that german painter in WW2
[2026-03-02 13:19:04] Dario1 : They saved thousands of Jewish lives in occupied France by exploiting Nazi racial ideolog
[2026-03-02 13:19:14] Dario1 : arguing they were pure Aryans and issuing them unauthorized Iranian passports :arthur:
[2026-03-02 13:20:19] Dario1 : The word Iran means land of Aryans
[2026-03-02 13:22:42] Gandalf the Grey : big move in 8 min
[2026-03-02 13:22:49] Gandalf the Grey : yall ready?
[2026-03-02 13:23:28] contract details : Dario1: the failed as an empire the moment they adopted islam
[2026-03-02 13:24:01] Dario1 : contract details: it was forced upon them just as it happened in Spain
[2026-03-02 13:24:26] BlissRP : icrawled and iwalked before iran
[2026-03-02 13:24:29] BlissRP : you should try it too
[2026-03-02 13:24:57] Dario1 : contract details: So Jews should be very thankful to Iran for saving them
[2026-03-02 13:25:04] Gandalf the Grey : iSlam
[2026-03-02 13:25:10] Gandalf the Grey : iRan
[2026-03-02 13:25:26] Gandalf the Grey : jEwww
[2026-03-02 13:26:10] Gandalf the Grey : volume coming in nice
[2026-03-02 13:26:13] funny cat videos : coww3id :pepe:
[2026-03-02 13:28:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 26.9500 SOL @ 83.16 ($2,240.84) - Notification: “Quick reset, bro?”
[2026-03-02 13:29:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-02 13:31:54] Gandalf the Grey : full port longo now
[2026-03-02 13:31:57] Gandalf the Grey : 50x
[2026-03-02 13:31:58] Gandalf the Grey : yalla
[2026-03-02 13:36:10] Gandalf the Grey : u mast bullieve
[2026-03-02 13:41:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!!
[2026-03-02 13:41:47] neki : so hwass whass iis dass?
[2026-03-02 13:42:05] neki : it uis deaded? poke it with a stick!
[2026-03-02 13:44:28] PeacenLuv : long entry bt 65546 pumpittup lezgohh fully bully
[2026-03-02 13:45:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : hello 55k
[2026-03-02 13:45:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : first target
[2026-03-02 13:46:02] neki : shait this is ngraveyard silentć
[2026-03-02 13:46:20] neki : run it up
[2026-03-02 13:48:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 65488.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-02 13:51:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 65368.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-02 13:51:59] funny cat videos : Vat r u sinking about? :downrocket:
[2026-03-02 13:52:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 65351 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-02 13:52:22] Dario1 : itz munnee hunnee time
[2026-03-02 13:52:33] Dario1 : 64K might bounce :arthur:
[2026-03-02 13:55:05] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry btc 65337
[2026-03-02 13:55:20] PeacenLuv : incoming pump lezgohhh btc bullaz free n clear
[2026-03-02 13:56:14] PeacenLuv : waiting to add longs higher here
[2026-03-02 13:57:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!
[2026-03-02 14:03:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : FREEFALL INCOMING!!!
[2026-03-02 14:03:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : :DOWNROCKET:
[2026-03-02 14:05:59] contract details : Short more trump is still alive
[2026-03-02 14:08:30] neki : run
[2026-03-02 14:08:32] neki : it
[2026-03-02 14:08:33] neki : up
[2026-03-02 14:11:24] GodBleesYou : God bears!!!
[2026-03-02 14:11:26] GodBleesYou : wick it!!!
[2026-03-02 14:11:29] GodBleesYou : like you mean it
[2026-03-02 14:12:58] 45th_blown_account : bmex yesterday +50% today again 8 cents :arthur: store o8 8 cents
[2026-03-02 14:13:05] 45th_blown_account : of :pepe:
[2026-03-02 14:14:50] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: jajajajaajaja
[2026-03-02 14:15:06] GodBleesYou : son are you wining ? @45th_blown_account
[2026-03-02 14:15:22] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: pray for my soul
[2026-03-02 14:15:41] GodBleesYou : i am on 5,5x short on xrp and sol @45th_blown_account
[2026-03-02 14:15:43] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: jajajajaja
[2026-03-02 14:15:48] GodBleesYou : Come on bear gods!!!!
[2026-03-02 14:15:51] GodBleesYou : wick it!!!!
[2026-03-02 14:18:15] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: they will bomb US and BTC will go 3k :doge:
[2026-03-02 14:20:27] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: You said war would last 2 days, but Trump disagreed yesterday. He said it could last 4 weeks :pepe:
[2026-03-02 14:20:58] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: you were right about Chinese helping Iran . ​Reuters (Feb 24) reported Iran nearing—but not finalizing—a deal for Chinese CM-302 supersonic (Mach 3, ~290km range) anti-ship cruise missiles, not hypersonic
[2026-03-02 14:21:43] contract details : Add more short
[2026-03-02 14:25:37] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: Yes and 16 Chinese military cargo planes landed in Iran
[2026-03-02 14:25:45] Dario1 : before war started
[2026-03-02 14:25:59] Dario1 : the same with Russian military planes
[2026-03-02 14:26:16] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: ww3 confirmed ? :pepe:
[2026-03-02 14:26:36] 45th_blown_account : XAG dumping really hard last hour :pepe:
[2026-03-02 14:26:49] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: China and Russia love to give US its second vietnam in iran
[2026-03-02 14:27:04] Dario1 : we have to ask them if they want ww3 :kek:
[2026-03-02 14:27:32] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: damn didn’t notice :pepe:
[2026-03-02 14:27:33] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: oh boi, i am ready .. . attaaaaaaaaaaaack
[2026-03-02 14:28:23] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: I was telling people on trollbox 2-3 years ago to invest in nuclear bunkers because things would get out of hand within years
[2026-03-02 14:28:43] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: Ready let’s get ataaaaaaacked
[2026-03-02 14:30:39] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: feminists are very quiet lately for some reason :arthur:
[2026-03-02 14:30:42] neki : go on cutiepie
[2026-03-02 14:30:47] neki : u know u want that 70s
[2026-03-02 14:31:32] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: aren’t they cute 😄
[2026-03-02 14:31:42] Shiro : Ops us going to pump it 😄
[2026-03-02 14:32:00] GodBleesYou : pump on 0 volume
[2026-03-02 14:32:02] GodBleesYou : ,,,,,
[2026-03-02 14:32:27] Shiro : Moon only woth market makers 🤣
[2026-03-02 14:32:43] Dario1 : Shiro: 🤣
[2026-03-02 14:32:50] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: China needs some democracy imo :kek:
[2026-03-02 14:33:02] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: :kek:
[2026-03-02 14:33:34] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: lol
[2026-03-02 14:33:46] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: :arthur:
[2026-03-02 14:33:53] PeacenLuv : pumpalishuz xbtusdperp lezgohh longittup
[2026-03-02 14:34:19] 45th_blown_account : Japanese cant wait to attack China. they will do it for free , just for the fun of it :kek:
[2026-03-02 14:34:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-03-02 14:34:26] funny cat videos : so last year tariffs bottomed us out. this year ww3 fud?
[2026-03-02 14:34:30] funny cat videos : lmao this market
[2026-03-02 14:34:35] GodBleesYou : why bulls why
[2026-03-02 14:34:40] GodBleesYou : let it dive...
[2026-03-02 14:35:01] Gandalf the Grey : I need no SL aaaah moment
[2026-03-02 14:37:13] neki : keep climbing
[2026-03-02 14:38:35] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 370 BMEX @ 0.086 ($31.93)
[2026-03-02 14:39:12] blaster33 : it doesn't want to dive
[2026-03-02 14:39:37] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 65653.8467 ```
[2026-03-02 14:39:43] bmagic : This going 80k minimum
[2026-03-02 14:39:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-02 14:40:12] Luke Short : 404 dumpmode not found. Initiate placeholder: pumpmode
[2026-03-02 14:41:02] Mr. JB : /position solusd ``` :bitmex: SOLUSD: -453 Cont @ 84.06 ```
[2026-03-02 14:41:11] neki : keep climbing
[2026-03-02 14:41:33] Shiro : Ww3 trap 🤣
[2026-03-02 14:41:36] bmagic : There's been high accumulation signals since 69k dropped
[2026-03-02 14:41:51] bmagic : This is not symptomatic of a bear cycle
[2026-03-02 14:42:08] bmagic : Short squeeze comin
[2026-03-02 14:42:42] Shiro : bmagic: if we break 74 it's pushing higher as shorts are building ups
[2026-03-02 14:43:40] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 370 BMEX @ 0.086 ($31.93)
[2026-03-02 14:44:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 370 BMEX @ 0.086 ($31.93)
[2026-03-02 14:44:27] Shiro : I thought so wars are really healthy for cryptos 😄
[2026-03-02 14:45:57] neki : comon love dont stop now
[2026-03-02 14:46:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 150 Cont @ 84.9 ($849.05)
[2026-03-02 14:46:58] neki : reach for that bera
[2026-03-02 14:47:09] neki : tha71300 bera
[2026-03-02 14:47:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-02 14:49:11] neki : keep climbing
[2026-03-02 14:49:54] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: tine to give up drungs mate 😆
[2026-03-02 14:50:21] Shiro : neki: 🎉🥳
[2026-03-02 14:50:42] GodBleesYou : un real
[2026-03-02 14:50:43] GodBleesYou : wtf
[2026-03-02 14:51:00] 45th_blown_account : 3 words : bitconneeeeeeeeeeeee
[2026-03-02 14:51:26] Shiro : GodBleesYou: it's ain't! Everyone expecting 50-55 lol
[2026-03-02 14:51:52] Shiro : Imagine now we're ending up 85 🤣
[2026-03-02 14:51:57] GodBleesYou : Shiro: i dont said 50-55k
[2026-03-02 14:52:02] GodBleesYou : i am looking for jewish pump
[2026-03-02 14:52:11] GodBleesYou : but i hoped i will hold long when it will happen
[2026-03-02 14:52:13] GodBleesYou : jajajajaaja
[2026-03-02 14:52:14] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-02 14:52:40] Shiro : GodBleesYou: Jewish pump was the plan before the wars you were asking for %30 drop 😄
[2026-03-02 14:53:08] GodBleesYou : I will always gonna ask for -30% dumps..
[2026-03-02 14:53:24] GodBleesYou : most of the time -30% dump ends in bull attack @Shiro
[2026-03-02 14:53:27] GodBleesYou : it dont mean i am bear
[2026-03-02 14:53:30] Luke Short : 67k 🍾
[2026-03-02 14:53:38] GodBleesYou : just temporry bear mask @Shiro
[2026-03-02 14:53:39] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-02 14:54:12] neki : keep up love
[2026-03-02 14:54:17] Shiro : GodBleesYou: %30 dump means %150 pump lol
[2026-03-02 14:54:35] GodBleesYou : Shiro: Yep jajaja xD
[2026-03-02 14:54:42] Shiro : But looks this wants to take off maybe 60 is bottom maybe
[2026-03-02 14:54:52] GodBleesYou : badger just like to play dead somtimes @Shiro
[2026-03-02 14:55:41] Shiro : I feel bad I closed my 64 longs
[2026-03-02 14:56:04] GodBleesYou : Shiro: wished i closed my shorts there xD