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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-02-28 16:30:31] Mr. JB : can we get a 53k monthly close? [2026-02-28 16:30:41] GodBleesYou : in the time of daniel @Dario1 [2026-02-28 16:30:49] GodBleesYou : if you would like i could send you the book [2026-02-28 16:31:00] GodBleesYou : end time profecys by daniel [2026-02-28 16:31:34] GodBleesYou : we might love [2026-02-28 16:32:00] GodBleesYou : but more likly we will pump now and visit 52k next month or 2 months from now @Mr. JB [2026-02-28 16:32:08] GodBleesYou : it getting over sold on bigger time freams [2026-02-28 16:32:17] GodBleesYou : bears will lose force soon [2026-02-28 16:33:05] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: I have been reading Daniel’s prophecies in the Bible [2026-02-28 16:33:44] PeacenLuv : invers hns 5min btc on a high [2026-02-28 16:33:52] GodBleesYou : Dario1: some say we living in the times daniel been written about [2026-02-28 16:33:55] Dario1 : It's interesting to think that the Jewish people owe a historical debt of gratitude to the Persians/Iranians for freeing Daniel and Jews from Babylonian captivity/slavery and helping them rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem [2026-02-28 16:34:20] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: yes, I’m familiar with prophecies since 2012 [2026-02-28 16:35:01] GodBleesYou : Dario1: we defently living in some epic times that for sure [2026-02-28 16:35:10] Gandalf the Grey : 63k is friend even in war times xDDD [2026-02-28 16:35:35] GodBleesYou : Dario1: are you awere that bitcoin value in number = one of god names? [2026-02-28 16:35:54] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: yes. What do you call it? Abjad? [2026-02-28 16:36:10] Dario1 : Arabs have the same character values as Jews [2026-02-28 16:36:34] GodBleesYou : Dario1: i dont have hebrow on this laptop but bitcoin = 187 and alokim = 187 [2026-02-28 16:36:45] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: exactly that [2026-02-28 16:37:17] GodBleesYou : Dario1: <3 [2026-02-28 16:37:25] GodBleesYou : badger will always end bullish [2026-02-28 16:37:38] GodBleesYou : thats why most of my codes and bias to the bullish said [2026-02-28 16:37:40] GodBleesYou : side* [2026-02-28 16:37:41] Dario1 : Allah has the same roots as Alokim, Jesus also called his god allah [2026-02-28 16:38:19] GodBleesYou : Dario1: yea in the end we are all big faimly with internel fights [2026-02-28 16:39:08] GodBleesYou : i am jewish by blood but my mom blood from yeman and my father blood from Persia @Dario1 [2026-02-28 16:39:11] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: Jesus primarily spoke Aramaic. In Aramaic, the word for God is Elaha (or Alaha in Syriac Aramaic) [2026-02-28 16:39:18] GodBleesYou : as we say true blood jew [2026-02-28 16:39:24] GodBleesYou : not white fake jew [2026-02-28 16:39:49] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: Yah brother, you told me that the other day <3 [2026-02-28 16:42:32] IZI0910 : Facking Khazarian fake Jews, putting blood everywhere [2026-02-28 16:42:52] GodBleesYou : IZI0910: +1000 [2026-02-28 16:43:13] IZI0910 : GodBleesYou: 💚 [2026-02-28 16:46:57] PeacenLuv : stops up 65008 [2026-02-28 16:50:05] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ok lets go ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -3,000 USD @ 65057.576 ``` [2026-02-28 16:50:37] weiron12 : btc feels heavy [2026-02-28 16:51:04] weiron12 : like about to take another dive [2026-02-28 16:51:25] Mr. JB : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Buy 1,000 USD @ 63035.6 XBTUSD: Buy 1,000 USD @ 53602.4 XBTUSD: Buy 1,000 USD @ 59050 ``` [2026-02-28 16:58:56] Gandalf the Grey : 70k eod? Yalla sending? [2026-02-28 17:11:02] Atlemos : dump for JB! [2026-02-28 17:11:11] Atlemos : we want cheaper btc [2026-02-28 17:19:34] Mr. JB : Atlemos: looking good for now. [2026-02-28 17:20:11] Atlemos : JB im running mostl reg stocks now [2026-02-28 17:20:35] Mr. JB : Atlemos: Never did anything else then crypto [2026-02-28 17:20:37] Atlemos : already down 5% 😆 [2026-02-28 17:20:42] GodBleesYou : It gonna scam up again ? @Gandalf the Grey [2026-02-28 17:20:52] Mr. JB : Tried forex and natural gad for a while but didnt like it [2026-02-28 17:21:10] Atlemos : Mr. JB: 👍 [2026-02-28 17:22:33] Dario1 : https://x.com/BricxNews/status/2027788781760483382 [2026-02-28 17:22:44] Dario1 : Bullish for bitcoin? :pepe: [2026-02-28 17:23:07] Dario1 : Bearish for human life :arthur: [2026-02-28 17:26:13] Shiro : Long time? [2026-02-28 17:26:32] Shiro : Will gonna get shorts and big dump on monday opening? [2026-02-28 17:31:07] thankyousomuch : Shiro: yes bro, Mc Donalds will short btc to 1k on monday [2026-02-28 17:31:54] Shiro : thankyousomuch: even in this bear market and wars and darkness bera goona get rekt 🤣 [2026-02-28 17:32:42] Shiro : Scam bro scam 😂 [2026-02-28 17:34:10] thankyousomuch : if you turn the chart 90 ° to left you are right [2026-02-28 17:37:33] PeacenLuv : thankyousomuch: longstops up 65111 btc lahbombahhh lezgohh fully bully [2026-02-28 17:38:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0133 XBT @ 65064.3 ($865.44) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-02-28 17:39:09] BMEXcheers : what refugees will your country be getting once this is all over [2026-02-28 17:44:40] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 64949 [2026-02-28 17:45:06] PeacenLuv : BMEXcheers: lol . arryones gunna go home wen its ovr [2026-02-28 17:49:00] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh [2026-02-28 17:49:08] PeacenLuv : btc [2026-02-28 17:49:58] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: Mc Donalds was right since 30years, btc was createt to go to 1k [2026-02-28 17:52:27] Shiro : 5k pump continue by 15k dump later on next week [2026-02-28 17:58:13] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1rh7tb3/aged_like_tropic_thunder_2008/ [2026-02-28 18:17:07] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=f73aPLr2uIk 🎵 [2026-02-28 18:20:27] GodBleesYou : come on bears [2026-02-28 18:20:33] GodBleesYou : give us good sell off [2026-02-28 18:20:38] GodBleesYou : WW3 fears!!! [2026-02-28 18:21:56] Dario1 : I’ve a feeling Trump and Netanyahu insiders knew about this attack and shorted it in advance :arthur: [2026-02-28 18:23:15] Dario1 : Apparently, they have more talents than just being a war criminal [2026-02-28 18:23:20] Dario1 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court_arrest_warrants_for_Israeli_leaders [2026-02-28 18:23:25] Dario1 : :kek: [2026-02-28 18:27:03] thankyousomuch : trhe chance for btc going null is 100 % [2026-02-28 18:27:20] thankyousomuch : Null :pepe: [2026-02-28 18:27:40] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: Since you love Netanyahu so much, see if you can infiltrate his insiders to get latest signals 😜 [2026-02-28 18:28:04] Dario1 : Even negative null might happen [2026-02-28 18:36:22] Gandalf the Grey : War bart finished [2026-02-28 18:36:44] thankyousomuch : okay lets go bullrun to 1k [2026-02-28 18:37:41] weiron12 : 1day going green [2026-02-28 18:38:02] Dario1 : nice 😍🧪 [2026-02-28 18:39:03] Gandalf the Grey : mashallah nice candela [2026-02-28 18:42:04] bmagic : Tops in doom [2026-02-28 18:42:17] Atlemos : iran dump is leveled out [2026-02-28 18:42:52] PeacenLuv : longstops up btc 65651 [2026-02-28 18:42:59] PeacenLuv : bmagic: [2026-02-28 18:43:06] Atlemos : back to main [2026-02-28 18:43:22] PeacenLuv : yeah 1 day well b green [2026-02-28 18:45:07] thankyousomuch : in 90k years the creen candle comes @PeacenLuv [2026-02-28 18:50:11] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: best case scenario was pandemic to continue so planet would breath and harmony would come back :D [2026-02-28 18:50:56] 45th_blown_account : very few people with AI would live in harmony with the rest of the animal kingdom [2026-02-28 18:54:32] Shiro : It's gonna rekt shorts forst monday gonna rekt longs 😁 [2026-02-28 18:54:47] Shiro : Wats are very healthy for Scalpers @bmagic [2026-02-28 18:54:56] Shiro : Wars* [2026-02-28 18:55:14] 45th_blown_account : bitcooneeeeeeee [2026-02-28 18:55:16] 45th_blown_account : coneeeeeeeee [2026-02-28 18:55:56] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: :kek: [2026-02-28 18:56:30] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: if the deep state really invented it, Elon was probably just mad he couldn't rename it to X-19 :arthur: [2026-02-28 18:57:15] Dario1 : I shared Elon’s post here years ago saying funny things about it :elon: [2026-02-28 18:57:45] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: he did get vaxxed like a good boi [2026-02-28 18:57:58] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: lol didn’t know [2026-02-28 19:02:58] bmagic : Shiro: I don't believe in trading war. That's for warmongers [2026-02-28 19:05:26] Momes : Bart [2026-02-28 19:12:50] BMEXcheers : man if we can get up the chat logs on bitmex of all those who posted 'vote trump' [2026-02-28 19:12:53] BMEXcheers : wud b laff [2026-02-28 19:12:56] BMEXcheers : anyways [2026-02-28 19:13:00] BMEXcheers : where are the @admins [2026-02-28 19:18:01] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh [2026-02-28 19:18:06] PeacenLuv : mewnnnnn [2026-02-28 19:20:46] Dario1 : To be fair, many US adversaries hoped for a Trump presidency [2026-02-28 19:20:57] Dario1 : calculating that in the long term [2026-02-28 19:21:07] Dario1 : his leadership style would accelerate the decline of America [2026-02-28 19:21:13] Dario1 : more than any other president :arthur: [2026-02-28 19:25:44] Dario1 : As Xi Jinping said recently: US is the world's number one source of instability [2026-02-28 19:25:57] Dario1 : What you reap is what you sow… [2026-02-28 19:26:16] Dario1 : Their plan is working so far :) [2026-02-28 19:31:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 65928.3 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-02-28 19:32:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 1400 USD @ 66119.6 [2026-02-28 19:32:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 22 Cont @ 1942.94 ($2,832.07) - Check your inbox [2026-02-28 19:33:36] Momes : Fake pumps all night [2026-02-28 19:34:10] Gandalf the Grey : Impressive tbh [2026-02-28 19:34:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0230 XBT @ 66332.1 ($1,525.69) [2026-02-28 19:35:22] Shiro : Nice 😁 [2026-02-28 19:36:04] Gandalf the Grey : ema is at 72k [2026-02-28 19:36:06] Gandalf the Grey : so gogogog [2026-02-28 19:36:14] Luke Short : i fell asleep for 3 hours, what happened [2026-02-28 19:36:42] Luke Short : 73k? [2026-02-28 19:36:48] Gandalf the Grey : Debearification started [2026-02-28 19:37:35] Luke Short : straight to 80k? would be nasty [2026-02-28 19:38:26] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: If we can touch it by tomorrow night if night I think we gonna dump hard on monday [2026-02-28 19:41:14] Gandalf the Grey : imma get a chicken [2026-02-28 19:41:18] Gandalf the Grey : maybe we reach 70k then [2026-02-28 19:41:22] Gandalf the Grey : this is honestly nice [2026-02-28 19:41:37] Momes : Zz [2026-02-28 19:42:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ASTERUSDT`: Sell 535.9000 ASTER @ 0.7062 ($375.08) [2026-02-28 19:42:43] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I think we gonna go to 71500 and them couple of months bear market continues [2026-02-28 19:43:24] Symphoenix : Find Allegra Geller ! She is the key to ExistenZ ! [2026-02-28 19:51:47] Momes : War pump [2026-02-28 19:54:25] The_Reaper : Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead [2026-02-28 19:55:36] Dario1 : The_Reaper: You absolutely sure this time, bro? [2026-02-28 19:55:39] Dario1 : 7 months ago you were saying similar things [2026-02-28 19:56:10] The_Reaper : It was just confirmed they found his body [2026-02-28 19:56:27] Dario1 : Source? [2026-02-28 19:56:55] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-02-28 19:57:50] The_Reaper : Local newspaper, source central intelligence [2026-02-28 19:58:22] funny cat videos : what?? allatoyota is die? :pepe? rest in hell [2026-02-28 19:58:58] Dario1 : The_Reaper: Might as well use Fox News [2026-02-28 19:59:03] Dario1 : That one is very accurate [2026-02-28 19:59:07] Dario1 : Joking, I know you don’t like Fox :arthur: [2026-02-28 20:00:15] funny cat videos : im finding conflicting news cuz i cba to look deeper into it but his wiki page change his date of death to 28th feb 2026 [2026-02-28 20:00:26] funny cat videos : edited 7 min ago :kek: [2026-02-28 20:00:54] Dario1 : LMAO [2026-02-28 20:02:35] Dario1 : I see videos from inside Iran, people celebrating [2026-02-28 20:10:45] Dario1 : If he is dead, then West’s puppet, former Iranian king’s son, might return to power. [2026-02-28 20:10:54] Dario1 : He was lobbying Israel and US to attack Iran [2026-02-28 20:11:04] Dario1 : His supporters were waving both Iranian and Israeli flags in Amsterdam a couple of days ago [2026-02-28 20:17:20] Luke Short : 🚀 [2026-02-28 20:18:45] Momes : This Is pissing me off [2026-02-28 20:19:42] Dario1 : bitcoin’s 1H chart looks like an erection 😜 [2026-02-28 20:21:56] Luke Short : big green candle when [2026-02-28 20:23:57] weiron12 : its top [2026-02-28 20:25:30] Luke Short : no way, look at the hourly chart [2026-02-28 20:25:38] Luke Short : it's a setup for a big green dildo [2026-02-28 20:26:51] Luke Short : Hype +10% [2026-02-28 20:32:04] RonniePickering : Pamp [2026-02-28 20:32:07] RonniePickering : it [2026-02-28 20:33:32] Dario1 : Activate ze beras REKTonator engine first [2026-02-28 20:33:47] Dario1 : then bulla will pamp eet [2026-02-28 20:34:44] Dario1 : where are beras liqs? [2026-02-28 20:34:57] Dario1 : haven’t seen big ones yet [2026-02-28 20:35:30] Luke Short : https://www.coinglass.com/pro/futures/LiquidationHeatMap [2026-02-28 20:35:33] Luke Short : 67100+ [2026-02-28 20:35:40] bluemaster : Dario1: I think I should not take full blue pill it is hurting [2026-02-28 20:35:50] bluemaster : 😜 [2026-02-28 20:35:53] Dario1 : bluemaster: :kek: [2026-02-28 20:36:15] Dario1 : Luke Short: +1 [2026-02-28 20:37:03] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-02-28 20:40:31] BlissRP : hope you managed to long ze missiles, sers. [2026-02-28 20:40:34] BlissRP : :doge:: [2026-02-28 20:42:13] thankyousomuch : nullmaster is back [2026-02-28 20:43:36] Momes : Dump please [2026-02-28 20:44:36] thankyousomuch : monday exchanges reakt in iran [2026-02-28 20:44:39] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-02-28 20:44:49] thankyousomuch : bluemaster liquidated again [2026-02-28 20:45:07] thankyousomuch : red iran exchange monday [2026-02-28 20:45:08] nylon123 : weid gügü was da passiert [2026-02-28 20:45:13] nylon123 : weis [2026-02-28 20:45:20] BMEXcheers : >he didnt buy on polymarket iran vs usa [2026-02-28 20:45:24] BMEXcheers : >he missed out on easy gains [2026-02-28 20:45:25] BlissRP : Momes: missiles = up only [2026-02-28 20:45:32] BlissRP : even if u knees and beg [2026-02-28 20:45:33] thankyousomuch : monday 1k [2026-02-28 20:45:56] thankyousomuch : told ypu backwards bullrun isnt over [2026-02-28 20:46:32] nylon123 : bitcoin price rise because of iran [2026-02-28 20:46:50] thankyousomuch : longers run till sunday, and the backwards run faster down [2026-02-28 20:47:00] thankyousomuch : on monday [2026-02-28 20:47:40] MadoffNakamoto : nylon123: sure thing bud [2026-02-28 20:47:44] MadoffNakamoto : 0 iq [2026-02-28 20:50:28] nylon123 : MadoffNakamoto: it was sarcasm u dumbass :D [2026-02-28 20:54:29] Dario1 : From a proud US war veteran 🇺🇸😎 [2026-02-28 20:54:31] Dario1 : https://x.com/coffeeontherox/status/2027838975868809601 [2026-02-28 20:56:27] Momes : Dumpduml [2026-02-28 20:57:13] Luke Short : this is so dumb [2026-02-28 20:57:21] Luke Short : can't we just leave this area [2026-02-28 20:57:27] funny cat videos : xaut 1m volume :) [2026-02-28 20:57:45] funny cat videos : last time we had the pair it was like $200 lol [2026-02-28 20:57:54] Luke Short : if this pump collapses [2026-02-28 20:58:06] funny cat videos : b2s are refueling [2026-02-28 20:58:58] Dario1 : Enough bombs for Iran, let’s advance to Greenland :arthur: [2026-02-28 21:01:43] Momes : Big institute dump [2026-02-28 21:02:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66648 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-02-28 21:02:38] BlissRP : dompeet [2026-02-28 21:02:58] BlissRP : pound town [2026-02-28 21:04:25] thankyousomuch : monday will let longers run fster backwards than a jet [2026-02-28 21:04:47] PeacenLuv : buy the red 30 min xbtusd [2026-02-28 21:05:01] Shiro : They send ayatollah to hell 😁🥳 [2026-02-28 21:05:26] PeacenLuv : 66433 longstops up [2026-02-28 21:05:38] Momes : Reverse Bart [2026-02-28 21:06:04] Shiro : No more war let's continue pumpkin 🤣 [2026-02-28 21:06:53] Gandalf the Grey : Lmao bro surviced less than me on 100x [2026-02-28 21:06:56] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahahahaha [2026-02-28 21:07:01] Gandalf the Grey : what a noob [2026-02-28 21:07:29] BMEXcheers : I think mex admins dont exist anymore [2026-02-28 21:09:19] Dario1 : Shiro: I wouldn’t celebrate too early [2026-02-28 21:09:22] Dario1 : Iran could end up with the same fate as Yugoslavia… [2026-02-28 21:09:24] BlissRP : never long missiles [2026-02-28 21:09:27] BlissRP : plebs [2026-02-28 21:10:54] Shiro : Dario1: definitely it's a long way still till Iran become great again but the first step is done [2026-02-28 21:11:46] bearologist : Big big down to goblin town [2026-02-28 21:12:01] Dario1 : Shiro: Just as Trump said the other day: It’s not Venezuelan oil anymore. It’s American oil. Yes, Iran will definitely become great again. The Venezuelan way :arthur: [2026-02-28 21:12:40] Shiro : Dario1: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 21:12:52] Dario1 : Shiro: 🤣 [2026-02-28 21:13:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 82 Cont @ 83.98 ($458.01) [2026-02-28 21:13:17] Symphoenix : LIVE, Iran: Benjamin Netanyahu claims there are "signs" that Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei is dead; cheers heard in Tehran. [2026-02-28 21:13:35] Dario1 : Symphoenix: Old news [2026-02-28 21:13:43] Shiro : Dario1: bro all these years they donate Iran to china and russia why not If american paying fear it's worth it [2026-02-28 21:14:07] bearologist : That calls for celebration, Fatima get the camel! :Arthur: [2026-02-28 21:15:19] Dario1 : Shiro: After 20 years, Iraq’s oil money is going to US banks. They have to beg US for their own money [2026-02-28 21:17:41] Shiro : Dario1: for 47 year Iran donate all the money to Hezbollah hamas china and russia they sold the persian gold to china and khazar sea to russia, people suffering so bad if they ask our oil for exchanging freedom and normal life I don't think people don't get mad [2026-02-28 21:17:58] Symphoenix : Dario1: damn [2026-02-28 21:18:03] Symphoenix : down [2026-02-28 21:18:04] Shiro : I just watching the news people are celebrating and partying [2026-02-28 21:18:29] bearologist : Big big down to gobline town you were werned [2026-02-28 21:18:57] bearologist : You all were werned, multiple times, in multiple occasions [2026-02-28 21:20:19] bearologist : This time it is a VERY serious werning, you were werned :pepeb: [2026-02-28 21:20:47] Dario1 : Shiro: Caspian/Khazar sea was a different issue tho. Putin threatened to nuke Iran if they would insist on more shares (former agreement). Interestingly enough, both Russia and US were against Iran becoming a nuclear power. That way it can’t defend itself against superpowers, be it Russia, China or US [2026-02-28 21:20:59] Luke Short : bearologist: dude i just longed [2026-02-28 21:21:23] Symphoenix : Back once again for the renegade master D for damager, power to the people [2026-02-28 21:21:53] bearologist : Then go back in time and don't be so redikless [2026-02-28 21:23:23] Luke Short : just a few minutes sir [2026-02-28 21:23:31] Luke Short : i promise [2026-02-28 21:23:42] bearologist : There is only two buttons and you pick the wrong one, it's almost like the joke rides itself [2026-02-28 21:24:34] bearologist : Down for infinite riches :me: (of 66600 doller per BTC shorted) [2026-02-28 21:26:18] bearologist : Çok down to köpektown [2026-02-28 21:27:12] bearologist : Like Shakira's hips the range don't like [2026-02-28 21:27:37] bearologist : $6900-$124K range going back to bottom [2026-02-28 21:27:40] Dario1 : Shakira shakiraaa 💃 [2026-02-28 21:28:12] bearologist : It's staying right in the range, and the range don't like [2026-02-28 21:28:15] BMEXcheers : hmm the US, pedophiles, billionaires and AI [2026-02-28 21:28:29] BMEXcheers : its all coming together just like the files predicted [2026-02-28 21:28:51] BlissRP : bearologist: do the hips lie ser [2026-02-28 21:29:10] BlissRP : the missiles dont lie [2026-02-28 21:29:21] BlissRP : but the jane streets always lie [2026-02-28 21:29:24] bearologist : What if we prompt the AI to be a US billionaire pedophile? Would it change the range, that doesn't lie? [2026-02-28 21:29:33] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-02-28 21:29:38] BlissRP : now were thinking outside the box [2026-02-28 21:30:38] BMEXcheers : now what stocks would a US pedo billionaire AI powered chat bot buy? [2026-02-28 21:30:51] bearologist : I wonder what it would do and prioritize, though I might suspect it shorts BTC first. [2026-02-28 21:30:59] bearologist : :btc: [2026-02-28 21:31:04] speedwell : oil [2026-02-28 21:31:11] speedwell : gold [2026-02-28 21:31:47] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/TechnologyShorts/comments/1rf6kgm/boston_dynamics_new_atlas_robot_can_dance_better/ [2026-02-28 21:31:50] BMEXcheers : long your new overlords [2026-02-28 21:32:32] bearologist : It's all fun and games until your toaster starts calling you ugly and unemployed [2026-02-28 21:32:44] bearologist : (mine only says it sometimes) [2026-02-28 21:36:28] Luke Short : 🚀 [2026-02-28 21:37:29] Gandalf the Grey : so 70k or back down [2026-02-28 21:37:34] Gandalf the Grey : what do yall think [2026-02-28 21:39:20] Momes : Down [2026-02-28 21:40:31] Luke Short : i would prefer a mega pump tbh [2026-02-28 21:41:43] Shiro : Pump on weekend and pump on monday [2026-02-28 21:41:57] Shiro : Ops dump on Monday [2026-02-28 21:42:21] Shiro : I guess Monday s&p gonna drop hard [2026-02-28 21:43:23] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow we reach world peace and end hunger [2026-02-28 21:43:45] Shiro : Let's see how long this war going to last [2026-02-28 21:43:50] Gandalf the Grey : yall realize they waited for weekend to do this so that s&p is closed [2026-02-28 21:43:53] Luke Short : S&P new ATH next week [2026-02-28 21:43:57] Gandalf the Grey : that is too much funny [2026-02-28 21:43:59] Shiro : They said maybe up to 2months [2026-02-28 21:44:28] Gandalf the Grey : They just should not bomb my hoes in dubai [2026-02-28 21:44:32] Gandalf the Grey : that is unacceptable [2026-02-28 21:44:37] Shiro : But now the ayatollah is gone maybe it's last for 2weeks hopefully [2026-02-28 21:45:19] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: both dubai and abu dhabi [2026-02-28 21:45:38] Gandalf the Grey : in abu dhabi i have no hoes so they can attack [2026-02-28 21:45:38] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD [2026-02-28 21:45:49] BMEXcheers : hmm [2026-02-28 21:45:52] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 21:45:50] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/TechnologyShorts/comments/1rfr2lm/single_operator_controls_hundreds_of_drones_with/ [2026-02-28 21:45:59] BMEXcheers : 1 person controlling hundreds of drones ...in china [2026-02-28 21:46:04] Dario1 : Gandalf the Grey: :kek: [2026-02-28 21:46:09] BMEXcheers : its over for dronecels [2026-02-28 21:46:32] Momes : No breakout only takeouts [2026-02-28 21:47:06] Shiro : UAE put all flights on hold [2026-02-28 21:48:16] Dario1 : Shiro: There are 300-800K Iranians in Dubai. You think they will have a hard time there because Iran attacked US interests there? [2026-02-28 21:49:01] Shiro : Dario1: unfortunately yes 😑 [2026-02-28 21:49:10] Gandalf the Grey : i was supposed to fly on 11th [2026-02-28 21:49:11] Gandalf the Grey : so lets see [2026-02-28 21:49:14] Dario1 : Shiro: I think so too :pepe: [2026-02-28 21:49:22] Gandalf the Grey : I will give you updates lmao [2026-02-28 21:49:29] Gandalf the Grey : I will be BitMex war reporter [2026-02-28 21:49:31] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD [2026-02-28 21:49:44] Shiro : Dario1: I'm feeling bad for those who's got businesses here it's getting harder for them now [2026-02-28 21:49:54] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: SO IT DID SCAM PUMP [2026-02-28 21:49:56] Dario1 : I usually go there from December to March, but not this year [2026-02-28 21:50:00] GodBleesYou : you know what it means? @Gandalf the Grey [2026-02-28 21:50:03] GodBleesYou : doom!!!! [2026-02-28 21:50:06] Shiro : I'm thinking to move to Thailand for the next 3months or so [2026-02-28 21:50:20] Dario1 : Shiro: It’s getting harder, indeed [2026-02-28 21:50:31] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: lets get a villa [2026-02-28 21:50:39] Gandalf the Grey : yalla [2026-02-28 21:50:54] Gandalf the Grey : but what we gonna do [2026-02-28 21:51:22] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: hahaha Thailand is so peaceful for now they announced 5years tax free for crypto [2026-02-28 21:51:42] Shiro : I guess you can get a decent villa for 70k there [2026-02-28 21:52:03] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: we're going to open up a cannabis business [2026-02-28 21:52:20] BlissRP : Shiro: thats like 1 month of gains [2026-02-28 21:52:21] BlissRP : wtf [2026-02-28 21:52:22] Gandalf the Grey : weed is cheap there [2026-02-28 21:52:24] Gandalf the Grey : good quality [2026-02-28 21:52:38] Gandalf the Grey : legal [2026-02-28 21:52:51] Shiro : BlissRP: happy life for you sir help me out too 🤣 [2026-02-28 21:53:59] BlissRP : 1 very good month lol. it was actually an erwinos reference :pepe: [2026-02-28 21:54:07] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: now it's medical only but yest it's super easy to get prescriptions [2026-02-28 21:54:17] Shiro : BlissRP: lol [2026-02-28 21:54:51] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: you budd [2026-02-28 21:54:52] Dario1 : BlissRP: best trader in galaxy :pepe: [2026-02-28 21:54:57] GodBleesYou : are you wining ? @BlissRP [2026-02-28 21:54:57] BlissRP : he made like 100k then next month rekt [2026-02-28 21:55:01] BlissRP : *allegedly* [2026-02-28 21:55:11] BlissRP : Dario1: :arthur: [2026-02-28 21:55:18] Dario1 : :arthur: [2026-02-28 21:55:19] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: ser i longed 77 [2026-02-28 21:55:30] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: my man!!! [2026-02-28 21:55:30] BlissRP : always long the missiles [2026-02-28 21:55:37] Shiro : Thailand is good if you get partnership with local growers and do your own medical brand and export it as medical use to EU [2026-02-28 21:55:44] Gandalf the Grey : you know what happened last time we got happy about green daily lol [2026-02-28 21:56:00] Gandalf the Grey : why not just 20x gamble here [2026-02-28 21:56:00] Shiro : Otherwise if you want to target a local sell it's not gonna be coco [2026-02-28 21:56:01] BlissRP : short is now tempting though, just for a move back to mid range nothing crazy [2026-02-28 21:56:28] Gandalf the Grey : there is not weakness yet wait imo [2026-02-28 21:56:51] Shiro : Who's the top trader on bmex?! Hotdogs? [2026-02-28 21:56:51] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: scam pump will end in scam dump then moon [2026-02-28 21:56:51] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-02-28 21:56:52] bearologist : Big big down [2026-02-28 21:57:01] GodBleesYou : bearologist: 250x is safe? [2026-02-28 21:57:04] BlissRP : its just scamming the monthly close bro @Gandalf the Grey [2026-02-28 21:57:08] GodBleesYou : all in short now? @bearologist [2026-02-28 21:57:38] BlissRP : Shiro: it will always be the one making the most ser. im sure higher % gains exist though [2026-02-28 21:57:49] Dario1 : Shiro: aoa, he turned 3K USDT to 300 million [2026-02-28 21:57:53] BlissRP : like mr jb when he gets his 1/1000 correct trade [2026-02-28 21:57:58] BlissRP : and goes 100x+ [2026-02-28 21:58:11] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: lol [2026-02-28 21:58:25] Shiro : Dario1: is he still on here? [2026-02-28 21:58:45] Symphoenix : we'll improve submarine science with what is coming ! [2026-02-28 21:58:47] Dario1 : Shiro: yes, top 10 most profitable traders on bmex never talk on tb [2026-02-28 21:58:52] Shiro : BlissRP: @Dario1 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 21:59:16] Dario1 : Shiro: for good reasons 🤣 [2026-02-28 21:59:26] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-02-28 21:59:30] Shiro : When peacenluv on hall of fame? 😁 [2026-02-28 21:59:47] BlissRP : im here to get carried away typing and prevent myself from pressing button :doge: [2026-02-28 22:00:01] BlissRP : *responsibility* [2026-02-28 22:00:29] Shiro : BlissRP: I have a presing down randomly sandrome 🤣 [2026-02-28 22:00:38] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-02-28 22:01:08] bearologist : GodBleesYou: more than safe sir :Arthur: [2026-02-28 22:03:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOTUSD`: Buy 1735 Cont @ 1.647 ($1,906.40) - Wallet's feeling lighter, huh? [2026-02-28 22:04:14] Dario1 : Shiro: also, back in 2018-2019 we had a trader on tb called eyebrow. he made 30 million usd profit in one single trade, but disappeared after Comae threatened to murder him indirectly [2026-02-28 22:04:58] BlissRP : noted, dont mess with comae [2026-02-28 22:05:01] Luke Short : 🚀? [2026-02-28 22:05:03] Shiro : Dario1: dammm [2026-02-28 22:05:25] Dario1 : BlissRP: I forced Comae to sign a NDA [2026-02-28 22:05:33] BlissRP : eyebrow reminds me of hotdogs for some reason [2026-02-28 22:05:37] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-02-28 22:05:49] Dario1 : according to himself, someone fired shots to his walls [2026-02-28 22:06:00] Dario1 : no different persons [2026-02-28 22:07:16] BlissRP : not for any particular reason than its just a random word lol [2026-02-28 22:08:46] Dario1 : lol [2026-02-28 22:09:04] funny cat videos : bro i just realized red bull has bitmex colours :pepe: [2026-02-28 22:09:04] Luke Short : lmao i copied a guy and scalped with copying and stop copying. he still started with 100$ and since i copied with 1k and he has 50% profit share i made him like 20$. [2026-02-28 22:09:08] Luke Short : copying is fun [2026-02-28 22:09:38] BlissRP : until you copy peacenluv [2026-02-28 22:09:39] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-02-28 22:09:49] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 22:10:20] Luke Short : dunno who "guodada" is [2026-02-28 22:10:31] Luke Short : but if this pumps he gets some more [2026-02-28 22:10:40] Luke Short : and me too but who cares [2026-02-28 22:10:45] BlissRP : sounds like Guamanian godaddy [2026-02-28 22:11:45] Luke Short : guam is usa [2026-02-28 22:11:51] Luke Short : can't ne right lmao [2026-02-28 22:12:30] BlissRP : fun illegal, got it :pepe: [2026-02-28 22:12:52] Luke Short : reported that guys [2026-02-28 22:12:53] Luke Short : *guy [2026-02-28 22:13:03] Luke Short : get rekt [2026-02-28 22:13:24] Symphoenix : short now [2026-02-28 22:13:36] BlissRP : Symphoenix: +1 [2026-02-28 22:15:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0050 XBT @ 66934.9 ($334.71) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-02-28 22:15:42] Luke Short : x100 rip [2026-02-28 22:21:13] funny cat videos : oh schit right [2026-02-28 22:27:57] Gandalf the Grey : 68.2k should crack with these new bears [2026-02-28 22:29:07] Luke Short : oooh [2026-02-28 22:29:21] Luke Short : don't spill [2026-02-28 22:30:49] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/circled/comments/1rhfdil/defund_israel/#lightbox [2026-02-28 22:31:01] BMEXcheers : let me get this straight, we work to fund wars [2026-02-28 22:31:03] BMEXcheers : hmm [2026-02-28 22:31:57] Luke Short : always has been this way [2026-02-28 22:32:28] Luke Short : it's either wars, science or welfare [2026-02-28 22:33:08] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 5600 USD @ 67176.4 [2026-02-28 22:33:17] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: welcome to the club brother :arthur: [2026-02-28 22:33:39] Shiro : Holly cow loading 🐄 [2026-02-28 22:34:11] BlissRP : cow dao [2026-02-28 22:34:15] BlissRP : ni hao [2026-02-28 22:34:43] Shiro : Lol [2026-02-28 22:35:24] Dario1 : me, husky and thankyousomuch invinted ni hao 2-3 years ago [2026-02-28 22:35:40] Gandalf the Grey : 70k was promised 3k years ago [2026-02-28 22:35:51] Dario1 : 2000 years ago [2026-02-28 22:36:05] Dario1 : my holy book says so [2026-02-28 22:36:05] Gandalf the Grey : Hmm so they promised 2 times [2026-02-28 22:36:07] Gandalf the Grey : strong signal [2026-02-28 22:36:13] Dario1 : so it must be true [2026-02-28 22:36:37] Gandalf the Grey : indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed [2026-02-28 22:36:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 6 Cont @ 1980.05 ($802.14) [2026-02-28 22:37:02] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: bring back his great sensei nullhao’s house [2026-02-28 22:37:07] bearologist : Big big down to goblin town [2026-02-28 22:37:08] Gandalf the Grey : bears went from air fryer to pressure cooker [2026-02-28 22:38:11] bearologist : Every wave comes to shore :me: [2026-02-28 22:38:42] BlissRP : bearologist: 1.5 hours ser [2026-02-28 22:38:48] BlissRP : first paint the monthly [2026-02-28 22:39:06] bearologist : I can't paint im legally Blonde [2026-02-28 22:39:39] BlissRP : i am blind ser, i just feel the chakras [2026-02-28 22:39:41] Gandalf the Grey : lets close month above 70k [2026-02-28 22:39:46] bearologist : :Arthur: [2026-02-28 22:40:13] bearologist : 59k or nothing, or something inbetween [2026-02-28 22:41:18] Shiro : Guys cool down we gonna see all those numbers 70-50-80-59-72 but timing is the key when and where?🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 22:41:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 20000 USD @ 67259.5 - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc [2026-02-28 22:41:55] bearologist : We saw all those numbers are you Blonde? [2026-02-28 22:41:55] Momes : What's going on [2026-02-28 22:42:03] BlissRP : not the 20k top longer [2026-02-28 22:42:05] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-02-28 22:42:18] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 22:43:38] Gandalf the Grey : Just teleport to 80k [2026-02-28 22:43:45] Shiro : Why literally why we're pumping now wars, quantum, Epstein,jane steet! [2026-02-28 22:43:47] Shiro : Lol [2026-02-28 22:44:34] Shiro : Let's go 75 before market opening and we're safe if s&p drop we going to drop the same level again 😁 [2026-02-28 22:44:44] bearologist : I rekt me and my wifes pension if this sh*t go over $71000 [2026-02-28 22:44:47] funny cat videos : pull hao :pepe: [2026-02-28 22:45:42] funny cat videos : bearologist: bro my wife still thinks someone robbed us :flushed::kek: [2026-02-28 22:45:53] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1rhf4t6/full_metal_jacket_2026/#lightbox [2026-02-28 22:46:02] Shiro : bearologist: @funny cat videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 22:46:31] Shiro : Lucky me I don't have a wife one gf and that's still too much 😭🤣 [2026-02-28 22:46:45] GodBleesYou : it gonna scam us again [2026-02-28 22:46:53] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: it might [2026-02-28 22:46:57] Dario1 : Shiro: Simple: Retail pilled into over-leveraged shorts because of ww3 fud and MMs take care of them as usual [2026-02-28 22:47:13] bearologist : It's not robbed if you make it back sir [2026-02-28 22:47:23] Shiro : GodBleesYou: rhis is scam bulla and bera everyone included 🤣 [2026-02-28 22:47:39] GodBleesYou : Shiro: yeah duoble ended dildo [2026-02-28 22:48:06] Shiro : Dario1: +1 [2026-02-28 22:48:22] bearologist : I just need one little 10000% trade to get back in the game 🗿 [2026-02-28 22:48:28] GodBleesYou : death candle incoming soon [2026-02-28 22:49:10] bearologist : 1/1000 250xers hit, I take those odds any day [2026-02-28 22:49:54] Shiro : GodBleesYou: Monday when s&p drop it's going to drop too but if it's pump till then and we're going to 75-83 rather we're going down to 45-55 we can end up in the same range 60-65 hopefully [2026-02-28 22:50:30] GodBleesYou : Shiro: yeah trade range got big for sure [2026-02-28 22:50:38] bearologist : You were all werned [2026-02-28 22:50:48] GodBleesYou : bearologist: we shorting dont worry [2026-02-28 22:50:50] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-02-28 22:50:59] bearologist : :btc: [2026-02-28 22:51:21] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-02-28 22:51:34] Gandalf the Grey : or we just overthink it and it is a bear flaf on D [2026-02-28 22:51:35] Gandalf the Grey : flag [2026-02-28 22:51:41] GodBleesYou : bearologist: after all bears are greedy bulls if we dump -90% and make new ath it is 1000% pump xD [2026-02-28 22:51:43] Gandalf the Grey : and we go 30k lol [2026-02-28 22:51:59] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: 1300 strong support [2026-02-28 22:52:00] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-02-28 22:52:08] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣 [2026-02-28 22:52:14] bearologist : Haram, buying stocks is haram [2026-02-28 22:52:34] Gandalf the Grey : i do many more haram things bro [2026-02-28 22:52:36] Gandalf the Grey : this is ok [2026-02-28 22:52:38] bearologist : You guys are not Allahmaxing [2026-02-28 22:52:40] Shiro : bearologist: specially in ramadan bro donate your money to me so I can rip it off for u [2026-02-28 22:52:59] bearologist : I short instead of drink waters [2026-02-28 22:53:17] bearologist : It quench big big thirst [2026-02-28 22:54:56] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: https://youtube.com/shorts/gS_hqVdEy70?si=_94nU46ymQIrsDiI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 22:55:26] Gandalf the Grey : haha exactly [2026-02-28 22:55:35] Gandalf the Grey : gotta support local small businesses [2026-02-28 22:55:46] Shiro : Lol [2026-02-28 22:56:00] Shiro : But sometimes it's ok 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-02-28 22:57:28] funny cat videos : bearologist: sir i am donating to a poor :arthur: i dont want to make it back. call it altruism :pepe: [2026-02-28 22:59:00] BlissRP : why damp [2026-02-28 22:59:08] BlissRP : i was promised infinite missiles [2026-02-28 22:59:18] BlissRP : :pepe::