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[2026-02-26 23:10:59] BlissRP : you can still chat sht m8
[2026-02-26 23:11:03] BlissRP : can confirm
[2026-02-26 23:11:26] Gandalf the Grey : where burgers trade on leverage
[2026-02-26 23:11:31] Gandalf the Grey : i only know here lol
[2026-02-26 23:11:39] speedwell : I nedd to get back to recording my songs.
[2026-02-26 23:11:46] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: only on dex's
[2026-02-26 23:11:48] speedwell : I'm still alive
[2026-02-26 23:13:47] Gandalf the Grey : lizard lizard lizard lizard
[2026-02-26 23:16:58] speedwell : I'm catching a train to my Mothers tomorrow in Australia! Who's with me?
[2026-02-26 23:17:42] Gandalf the Grey : Are kangaroos scary irl?
[2026-02-26 23:18:08] Gandalf the Grey : have you ever woken up with a spider in your bed?
[2026-02-26 23:18:28] speedwell : They are easier to pick up than the women.
[2026-02-26 23:18:35] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: theyre huge bullies bruv
[2026-02-26 23:18:51] BlissRP : speedwell: wtf is that supposed to mean???
[2026-02-26 23:18:57] speedwell : But I mostly hit them with my car
[2026-02-26 23:19:07] BlissRP : dont they big strong tails that doesnt sound easy
[2026-02-26 23:20:07] speedwell : They stop talking back after that.
[2026-02-26 23:20:31] BlissRP : talking????
[2026-02-26 23:20:36] BlissRP : dont do drugs kids
[2026-02-26 23:21:22] speedwell : Do people not take drugs and drive?
[2026-02-26 23:23:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : PEAK IS IN!!!
[2026-02-26 23:24:03] speedwell : Twin peaks, only up Laura.
[2026-02-26 23:24:37] Gandalf the Grey : it is better to sht in sink than to sink in sht. now let that sink in.
[2026-02-26 23:28:10] BlissRP : NOOM!!!!!
[2026-02-26 23:30:44] Gandalf the Grey : hooker in dubai is chepaer than dinner for 2 in dubai.....
[2026-02-26 23:30:50] Gandalf the Grey : cheaper
[2026-02-26 23:32:15] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: sus
[2026-02-26 23:33:21] speedwell : can't afford either
[2026-02-26 23:33:27] Gandalf the Grey : LMAOOOOOOO
[2026-02-26 23:36:27] speedwell : When ever I get down, I can always go next door and listen to my super model ex wife play piano. She knows all the latest hits.
[2026-02-26 23:37:44] Gandalf the Grey : If she was a latina you would be dead
[2026-02-26 23:38:07] speedwell : Dad?
[2026-02-26 23:39:56] Gandalf the Grey : i go bed
[2026-02-26 23:39:58] Gandalf the Grey : this is boring af
[2026-02-26 23:40:12] Gandalf the Grey : big move in 5 min guaranteed lol
[2026-02-26 23:40:30] clarknova : Gandalf the Grey: :kek:
[2026-02-26 23:40:31] bmagic : Dump time
[2026-02-26 23:40:45] speedwell : always happens on someboy's elses watch
[2026-02-26 23:40:49] bmagic : Rejection of the fatty
[2026-02-26 23:42:54] BlissRP : see. 0 retestt
[2026-02-26 23:43:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!!
[2026-02-26 23:44:33] Gandalf the Grey : lets see who win tomorrow
[2026-02-26 23:44:38] Gandalf the Grey : today is finished
[2026-02-26 23:45:18] bmagic : Dr.van_Doom666: so right
[2026-02-26 23:49:32] speedwell : Do you remember what happened last time when the 200 crossed the 360 daily?
[2026-02-26 23:49:58] bmagic : Doom
[2026-02-26 23:50:26] speedwell : Mr DOOM to you.
[2026-02-26 23:51:33] BlissRP : Mt Doom
[2026-02-27 00:01:01] Gandalf the Grey : I think trading 1 min on ketamine is better than trading 200 / 360 cross on daily lol
[2026-02-27 00:01:43] MadoffNakamoto : I'm x67 long with full capital including life savings and house mortgage, what about you guys
[2026-02-27 00:02:04] Gandalf the Grey : make it 69x
[2026-02-27 00:02:08] Gandalf the Grey : just for good luck
[2026-02-27 00:02:16] Gandalf the Grey : or no
[2026-02-27 00:02:21] Gandalf the Grey : keep it six seeeeven
[2026-02-27 00:02:23] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDD
[2026-02-27 00:02:26] MadoffNakamoto : HAHAHAHAHA
[2026-02-27 00:02:55] speedwell : One more leg down, buy, enjoy your life.
[2026-02-27 00:03:55] speedwell : The last bits the hardest.
[2026-02-27 00:04:49] Abomohammed : Hi
[2026-02-27 00:05:32] MadoffNakamoto : pump it beras
[2026-02-27 00:10:29] Aboloai : Hi
[2026-02-27 00:14:47] speedwell : low
[2026-02-27 00:57:36] MANsa_MOONsa : down more
[2026-02-27 00:58:20] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, -0.0556 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-02-27 00:58:26] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-02-27 01:00:02] MadoffNakamoto : 200K EOY :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:03:07] MANsa_MOONsa : i wanna double down...
[2026-02-27 01:03:14] MANsa_MOONsa : we need 2 go lower please
[2026-02-27 01:04:09] GodBleesYou : ...........
[2026-02-27 01:04:21] MadoffNakamoto : MANsa_MOONsa: do it
[2026-02-27 01:05:20] GodBleesYou : MadoffNakamoto: first let the bear win
[2026-02-27 01:05:28] GodBleesYou : -90% then +10000%
[2026-02-27 01:05:29] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-02-27 01:05:44] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:10:59] thankyousomuch : complete bear market
[2026-02-27 01:11:17] thankyousomuch : 1 year no long
[2026-02-27 01:26:25] Dario1 : UP ONLY :btc: 🚀
[2026-02-27 01:37:12] MadoffNakamoto : are you done yet beras :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:40:57] PeacenLuv : 0.932 longstops up sauikoin
[2026-02-27 01:46:51] PeacenLuv : 67162 long entry btc pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-02-27 01:47:20] PeacenLuv : MadoffNakamoto: pumpittup 2ook e o m
[2026-02-27 01:48:13] PeacenLuv : longing the 30 min xbtusd
[2026-02-27 01:48:21] PeacenLuv : red
[2026-02-27 01:48:32] PeacenLuv : green
[2026-02-27 01:48:37] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-02-27 01:48:53] PeacenLuv : sui 1hr longittup check vol
[2026-02-27 01:52:11] PeacenLuv : 30min close potential bullish engulfing
[2026-02-27 01:52:21] PeacenLuv : xbtusd
[2026-02-27 01:52:46] PeacenLuv : 8min to close
[2026-02-27 01:54:06] MadoffNakamoto : 67x always safe
[2026-02-27 02:36:32] bluemaster : Dario1: :btc: eventually 😝
[2026-02-27 02:37:05] bluemaster : just waiting for this kids to get more lunch money ( I feel guilty ) :pepe:
[2026-02-27 03:13:56] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 30 min longittup entry 67150
[2026-02-27 03:14:26] PeacenLuv : 250x longs xbtusdperps no guts np glory bringitonn
[2026-02-27 03:15:00] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67111
[2026-02-27 03:18:18] 45th_blown_account : `Never sell your bitcoins` Donald Trump :kek:
[2026-02-27 03:20:28] Dario1 : bluemaster: to alleviate the guilt, I try to shift my perspective
[2026-02-27 03:20:45] Dario1 : I don't view profits as taking money away from kids
[2026-02-27 03:21:03] Dario1 : but as a reward for disciplined risk management and patience 😜
[2026-02-27 03:21:21] Dario1 : It reflects my strategy rather than kids misfortune
[2026-02-27 03:21:46] Dario1 : Besides, not a day goes by that you don't share high-quality, free educational tips about risk management and the dangers of over-leveraging…
[2026-02-27 03:21:59] Dario1 : so don’t feel guilty mate
[2026-02-27 03:22:28] Dario1 : MMs on the other hand should feel very very guilty :kek:
[2026-02-27 03:24:30] bluemaster : https://x.com/NickSzabo4/status/2027140245767258356
[2026-02-27 03:26:18] contract details : time to break the low
[2026-02-27 03:26:19] contract details : heheehehe
[2026-02-27 03:26:26] contract details : 1 day pump 10 month dump :pepe:
[2026-02-27 03:31:36] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: we need more FUD, FUD is mega bullish
[2026-02-27 03:35:08] bluemaster : https://x.com/1914ad/status/2026757796390449382
[2026-02-27 03:35:30] bluemaster : MadoffNakamoto: it is not FUD BItcoin price should be 500k +
[2026-02-27 03:36:11] bluemaster : using shitcoin collateral to naked short bitcoin on empty order books mate and assholes like Jane street will learn hard lesson
[2026-02-27 03:39:36] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: same way people cried and blamed elon cuck for the dump in 2021. People always want to blame someone. When in truth its just the market doing its thing. I dont get why one would be unhappy about a price drop. Just btfd
[2026-02-27 03:40:17] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: and I heavily disagree, bitcoin "shouldn't be anywhere"
[2026-02-27 03:41:14] Dario1 : Book title: The art of rug-pull a liquidity pool, professionally
[2026-02-27 03:41:19] Dario1 : Author: Jane Street
[2026-02-27 03:41:26] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 03:41:46] Dario1 : rig-pulling*
[2026-02-27 03:41:48] bluemaster : MadoffNakamoto: for me is good price is here , I don;t have any conflict of interest . Imagine your house price if everyone is allowed to naked short on some derivative bullshit . Today I tried to transfer cash to Kraken to buy spot bitcoin ,guess what 10k maximum allowed per month ..... they trying every single trick in a book to suppress price !
[2026-02-27 03:43:09] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: trying every single trick and here we are bottoming out at 60K. I'd say they aren't trying hard enough
[2026-02-27 03:43:34] MadoffNakamoto : "they"
[2026-02-27 03:43:41] MadoffNakamoto : :arthu:
[2026-02-27 03:43:47] BlissRP : try harder kids
[2026-02-27 03:43:47] MadoffNakamoto : this always makes me laugh
[2026-02-27 03:43:49] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 03:45:24] MadoffNakamoto : anyway, back to topic: pump it beras
[2026-02-27 03:48:55] flatn12 : 这种垃圾平台还有人用？
[2026-02-27 03:51:40] Gandalf the Grey : flatn12: 是的，我们很喜欢。
[2026-02-27 03:54:21] BlissRP : send to infinity :doge:
[2026-02-27 03:55:47] MadoffNakamoto : up only, only up ™
[2026-02-27 03:57:21] Dario1 : UP ONLY 🧪🧪🧪
[2026-02-27 03:57:22] PeacenLuv : btc pumping up lezgohh
[2026-02-27 03:57:56] MadoffNakamoto : 200K EOY :arthur: long your longs
[2026-02-27 03:58:46] Gandalf the Grey : we need to break 72k
[2026-02-27 03:58:49] Gandalf the Grey : why we go so slow up
[2026-02-27 03:58:53] Gandalf the Grey : it no good
[2026-02-27 03:59:26] PeacenLuv : big 30min about to close
[2026-02-27 04:01:27] Traczii : flatn12: 我们喜欢被我们的黑王征服 :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:02:06] Gandalf the Grey : u wrote that we like to get fucked my our monkey btw
[2026-02-27 04:02:13] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-02-27 04:02:17] Traczii : lmao
[2026-02-27 04:02:22] Doktor NONONO : Tough crowd
[2026-02-27 04:04:09] Doktor NONONO : Hallelujah day
[2026-02-27 04:04:11] MadoffNakamoto : Jane Street is long here :arthur: :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:04:39] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:04:45] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: lmfao
[2026-02-27 04:05:26] Doktor NONONO : Jane is smart, Dicks must be like Jane @MadoffNakamoto
[2026-02-27 04:05:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 13400 USD @ 67775.4
[2026-02-27 04:06:27] Gandalf the Grey : how you rekt a long near the top
[2026-02-27 04:06:28] Gandalf the Grey : wtf
[2026-02-27 04:06:28] MadoffNakamoto : RonnieREKT: never 100x. 67x, always.
[2026-02-27 04:06:37] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: HAHAHAHA
[2026-02-27 04:06:41] Gandalf the Grey : bro is beta testing 500x i guess
[2026-02-27 04:10:04] Gandalf the Grey : rememeber it is not fomo trade it is a breakout trade.....
[2026-02-27 04:12:10] Doktor NONONO : Juicy 3Day candle close print last night. Bulcontrol 4H this morning.
[2026-02-27 04:13:39] Doktor NONONO : Bears are dead any Numba 68700+
[2026-02-27 04:14:04] Gandalf the Grey : that is 100 percent the guy that longed 10M at 67k
[2026-02-27 04:14:07] Gandalf the Grey : now TP 10M 68k
[2026-02-27 04:14:10] Gandalf the Grey : alpha
[2026-02-27 04:15:05] bmagic : Short now
[2026-02-27 04:15:09] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,000 USD @ 67873 ```
[2026-02-27 04:15:22] bmagic : Long the top
[2026-02-27 04:15:25] Gandalf the Grey : why
[2026-02-27 04:15:40] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: Gay
[2026-02-27 04:16:00] Gandalf the Grey : now we mast go 73k at least
[2026-02-27 04:16:03] Gandalf the Grey : too early to shortt
[2026-02-27 04:16:13] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: you hate money
[2026-02-27 04:16:21] MadoffNakamoto : I can see it in your eyes
[2026-02-27 04:16:30] bmagic : Im doing this for u
[2026-02-27 04:17:22] Doktor NONONO : MAgic is selfless
[2026-02-27 04:17:28] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -7,000 USD @ 67954.6335 ```
[2026-02-27 04:17:32] bmagic : It's what I do
[2026-02-27 04:18:02] Gandalf the Grey : keep adding
[2026-02-27 04:18:04] Gandalf the Grey : it is good
[2026-02-27 04:18:39] Doktor NONONO : Heh
[2026-02-27 04:18:42] bmagic : Also this is not a pump
[2026-02-27 04:18:46] bmagic : Its fake volume
[2026-02-27 04:19:19] PeacenLuv : keep pumping baybeee btc
[2026-02-27 04:19:19] Gandalf the Grey : 68.6k was previous resist
[2026-02-27 04:19:23] Doktor NONONO : Yes, Feb may just chop until the bitter end
[2026-02-27 04:19:31] Gandalf the Grey : and 69.4k
[2026-02-27 04:19:34] Gandalf the Grey : so lets hit that
[2026-02-27 04:19:37] Gandalf the Grey : today inshallah
[2026-02-27 04:20:09] MadoffNakamoto : @bmagic please
[2026-02-27 04:20:36] MadoffNakamoto : stop tilting
[2026-02-27 04:21:36] Doktor NONONO : Bul is leaving a FVG behind on daily
[2026-02-27 04:22:15] Doktor NONONO : Bear wants yesterdays lows
[2026-02-27 04:22:26] Gandalf the Grey : why tf is eth outpumping us
[2026-02-27 04:22:34] Gandalf the Grey : and sol too
[2026-02-27 04:22:34] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: doesnt matter how long it takes
[2026-02-27 04:22:36] Gandalf the Grey : ugh
[2026-02-27 04:22:47] Doktor NONONO : The pump begins with ETHBTC fakouts
[2026-02-27 04:23:38] Gandalf the Grey : short when ppl on X start posting screenshots of good longs profuit
[2026-02-27 04:23:55] MadoffNakamoto : HAHAHA
[2026-02-27 04:24:16] MadoffNakamoto : or when people on twitch (yes twitch) start spamming "buy bitcoin" in the chat
[2026-02-27 04:24:31] MadoffNakamoto : thats very good indicator too
[2026-02-27 04:27:42] Doktor NONONO : Well. Feb closing green is a possibility. So there's that
[2026-02-27 04:28:15] Gandalf the Grey : where is open?
[2026-02-27 04:28:56] Gandalf the Grey : 68.2k still resist even with new bears kurwa
[2026-02-27 04:28:59] Gandalf the Grey : not good
[2026-02-27 04:29:06] Gandalf the Grey : should have blasted through easily
[2026-02-27 04:29:12] Doktor NONONO : 78600 + is green
[2026-02-27 04:29:27] Gandalf the Grey : not gonna reach before eom imo
[2026-02-27 04:29:38] Doktor NONONO : Prior 3D candle is good
[2026-02-27 04:29:41] Gandalf the Grey : but would be sexy af
[2026-02-27 04:29:51] Doktor NONONO : Next 3D could be gooder
[2026-02-27 04:30:22] Gandalf the Grey : can we have 3 asian sessions per day?
[2026-02-27 04:30:35] Doktor NONONO : Like Vulva for Vulcan Spock Cock gooder
[2026-02-27 04:32:06] Doktor NONONO : It's close is March 1.
[2026-02-27 04:34:11] Doktor NONONO : This can also easy go sideways another 36 hours
[2026-02-27 04:35:46] Doktor NONONO : Bear wants yesterdays lows, but bear also wants low 67's, minimum
[2026-02-27 04:36:34] Gandalf the Grey : i wait 72k test at least
[2026-02-27 04:36:39] Gandalf the Grey : otherwise what is the point
[2026-02-27 04:36:39] MadoffNakamoto : you guys like to overthink
[2026-02-27 04:38:10] Gandalf the Grey : it is good to overthink for 10h just to make the worst decisions no?
[2026-02-27 04:39:03] MadoffNakamoto : the way I see it overthinking = fear. We've had several confirmations that we are buying here. Not sure what you need more
[2026-02-27 04:39:17] Doktor NONONO : MadoffNakamoto: They tried to make go to rehab
[2026-02-27 04:39:18] Gandalf the Grey : well i have been buying dips
[2026-02-27 04:40:34] Doktor NONONO : And am definitely long
[2026-02-27 04:41:09] Doktor NONONO : scaling in last 30 mins or so
[2026-02-27 04:41:24] MadoffNakamoto : also I dont mind it taking days for a breakthrough. Slow and steady just as good
[2026-02-27 04:42:18] Gandalf the Grey : it is making Burj Khalifa on 1m
[2026-02-27 04:42:46] GodBleesYou : what a nasty candle
[2026-02-27 04:42:54] Doktor NONONO : YA, 15 min is asking us to chop
[2026-02-27 04:43:29] Doktor NONONO : and is lookin like first target tapped
[2026-02-27 04:44:18] bmagic : Bmagic chops again
[2026-02-27 04:44:28] Doktor NONONO : Bear needs to get closer to 67, if Bear doesn't want to rely on hope
[2026-02-27 04:44:53] bmagic : Bmagic doesn't hope
[2026-02-27 04:44:56] Gandalf the Grey : we have 10m longs stuck at 68k also
[2026-02-27 04:45:29] Gandalf the Grey : not good setup
[2026-02-27 04:45:30] bmagic : Bmagic was part of the 10m longs at 68k yesterday
[2026-02-27 04:45:33] bmagic : Times change
[2026-02-27 04:45:38] Doktor NONONO : Current situation is technically yet another short
[2026-02-27 04:46:36] Doktor NONONO : until it's not
[2026-02-27 04:48:03] MadoffNakamoto : I sense fear in this chat
[2026-02-27 04:48:16] MadoffNakamoto : another bullish sign
[2026-02-27 04:48:29] bmagic : No fear
[2026-02-27 04:48:39] bmagic : Gullible
[2026-02-27 04:49:00] Doktor NONONO : good answer
[2026-02-27 04:55:13] Doktor NONONO : Friday will be eerie day for Bear
[2026-02-27 05:14:22] Gandalf the Grey : 4h has a ton of space to move also
[2026-02-27 05:16:48] Doktor NONONO : Next 4H too
[2026-02-27 05:18:14] Doktor NONONO : if 3H prints like this we gon be eating chicken
[2026-02-27 05:26:48] Doktor NONONO : Creek Leap is due, and the creek is a canyon now, with a capital F
[2026-02-27 05:34:56] Doktor NONONO : Fafo Friday
[2026-02-27 05:42:41] Doktor NONONO : Argument for sub 72K on borrowed time
[2026-02-27 05:46:56] Doktor NONONO : EU not eunuchs no more either
[2026-02-27 05:54:37] 45th_blown_account : crypto = ponzi
[2026-02-27 06:00:19] Doktor NONONO : Rat poison ser
[2026-02-27 06:01:30] Doktor NONONO : But rodents are way smarter than the credit given
[2026-02-27 06:01:46] bmagic : I think 55k is coming this week
[2026-02-27 06:01:58] Doktor NONONO : And who is King of Ratpoisonville?
[2026-02-27 06:02:31] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: do you mean 550K ?
[2026-02-27 06:03:03] neki : assume market ponZitions. Bula, dont forget to take your vitamins today. Bera, just dont.
[2026-02-27 06:03:42] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: he means 0k
[2026-02-27 06:03:42] Doktor NONONO : V for for Vitamins it is
[2026-02-27 06:04:20] Doktor NONONO : MAgnum 44 metaphor
[2026-02-27 06:04:59] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: fine 5.50
[2026-02-27 06:05:19] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: -0
[2026-02-27 06:05:25] Doktor NONONO : and gay
[2026-02-27 06:08:44] Doktor NONONO : Only when BTC goes sub Zero will it's true form be realised
[2026-02-27 06:11:58] Doktor NONONO : Abundance event horizon
[2026-02-27 06:12:50] Doktor NONONO : Not as gay as it sounds
[2026-02-27 06:14:57] Doktor NONONO : But first, every Bearish mentality must be vanquished. Squished, crushed and sorted
[2026-02-27 06:15:46] Doktor NONONO : How else does this thing liquidate the Fed?
[2026-02-27 06:21:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 700 USD @ 67608.3 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-02-27 06:22:16] Doktor NONONO : Vitamin Dildo Day
[2026-02-27 06:23:46] PeacenLuv : buy the dip long entry 67584
[2026-02-27 06:23:52] Doktor NONONO : BerREKTecution day
[2026-02-27 06:26:44] Doktor NONONO : Bul must seal trap shut here
[2026-02-27 06:26:59] Doktor NONONO : Bera mus keep clapping like seal
[2026-02-27 06:30:42] Doktor NONONO : :doge:
[2026-02-27 06:32:33] Doktor NONONO : How far offside is Bera. Really.
[2026-02-27 06:33:13] BlissRP : how far offside is bulla is the real question
[2026-02-27 06:33:30] Doktor NONONO : Well Bul is at home sub 72
[2026-02-27 06:33:32] BlissRP : buying pamps has led to rekt city for 5 months :pepe:
[2026-02-27 06:33:41] BlissRP : *this time is different*
[2026-02-27 06:33:42] Doktor NONONO : Korrekt
[2026-02-27 06:33:58] Doktor NONONO : And argument for sub 72 is ending
[2026-02-27 06:34:10] BlissRP : hire hire
[2026-02-27 06:34:28] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: up only, only up ™
[2026-02-27 06:35:06] BlissRP : *The US Clarity Act is facing a March 1 deadline for the last inclusion of texts. For now, the bill met a gridlock on the issue of stablecoins and their capacity to distribute yield to investors. The US Clarity Act is facing a March 1 deadline for the inclusion of texts before a review.*
[2026-02-27 06:35:33] Doktor NONONO : FUD immaculate
[2026-02-27 06:35:36] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-02-27 06:37:09] Doktor NONONO : In the future, deadlines will be lifelines
[2026-02-27 06:38:22] Doktor NONONO : There will be signs
[2026-02-27 06:38:35] Doktor NONONO : Look out for them
[2026-02-27 06:38:43] Doktor NONONO : Find the _others_
[2026-02-27 06:40:37] BlissRP : *others*
[2026-02-27 06:40:47] Doktor NONONO : The Autobahn began with one rut
[2026-02-27 06:42:39] Doktor NONONO : That's where the bolting horse went
[2026-02-27 06:44:38] Doktor NONONO : It's time for it to cut more groove
[2026-02-27 06:45:29] Doktor NONONO : is in the heart u see
[2026-02-27 06:50:39] Doktor NONONO : Equilibrium Equus
[2026-02-27 06:52:26] Doktor NONONO : Bera heavy from the honey couscous
[2026-02-27 06:52:48] Doktor NONONO : not that fast are Bera now
[2026-02-27 06:53:30] Doktor NONONO : Slug meet Salt
[2026-02-27 06:56:00] Doktor NONONO : Writhing day
[2026-02-27 07:02:56] Doktor NONONO : Thlug meet Thalt
[2026-02-27 07:06:06] bmagic : Doktor NONONO: gay AF
[2026-02-27 07:06:54] Doktor NONONO : that's how it goes
[2026-02-27 07:07:19] 2365160 : Zonde
[2026-02-27 07:07:26] 2365160 : Donde esta mi retirad
[2026-02-27 07:07:33] 2365160 : Porque hay fall
[2026-02-27 07:07:55] Doktor NONONO : That too
[2026-02-27 07:09:03] Doktor NONONO : Don't u luv it when God takes over the radio
[2026-02-27 07:09:40] Doktor NONONO : Rodeo deus ex machina
[2026-02-27 07:32:09] neki : meh crap, seems ,ike EU puss aaiii trader wil range-drip-blled again
[2026-02-27 07:32:26] neki : fkkin puss
[2026-02-27 07:37:39] BlissRP : bart
[2026-02-27 07:40:04] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: up only
[2026-02-27 07:40:46] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: 3d also bart ;)
[2026-02-27 07:44:07] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: the only bart coming is the one to 200K
[2026-02-27 07:46:25] MadoffNakamoto : 100x long here safu
[2026-02-27 08:00:57] neki : boi id like to get to that 71460 bera.. He's much much to relaxed
[2026-02-27 08:01:47] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: :kek:
[2026-02-27 08:02:03] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: ?
[2026-02-27 08:02:08] BlissRP : battle of the barts :pepe:
[2026-02-27 08:11:32] neki : Mr Cab Driver!
[2026-02-27 08:12:22] neki : go go eu, I take baakt my pus--aaaih remarks, if you show some ballaaz today
[2026-02-27 08:13:30] neki : Remember kids, foot-ball has got nothing to do with footjobs. (daily wisdom)
[2026-02-27 08:21:04] Doktor NONONO : Bera will need a bumjob after this
[2026-02-27 08:25:55] neki : Doktor NONONO: +1 :D
[2026-02-27 08:26:22] MrLS : Is it me or has this market been getting boring asf
[2026-02-27 08:26:54] MrLS : Sideways shit sudder pump back to.sideways shit and the same for dumps
[2026-02-27 08:27:40] MrLS : Idk it doesnt feel the same anymore
[2026-02-27 08:29:12] Doktor NONONO : It is the PTSD leaving the body
[2026-02-27 08:30:02] MadoffNakamoto : MrLS: it's been bearish for months. The trend has changed now
[2026-02-27 08:30:22] MrLS : Its not about being bearish
[2026-02-27 08:30:37] MrLS : Even the bullrun to 126 was slopp6
[2026-02-27 08:30:42] MrLS : Sloppy
[2026-02-27 08:30:46] Doktor NONONO : True
[2026-02-27 08:31:00] Doktor NONONO : Bear Divs were playing out on HTF
[2026-02-27 08:31:26] Doktor NONONO : and now they at Zenith
[2026-02-27 08:31:31] Doktor NONONO : Nadir
[2026-02-27 08:32:59] Doktor NONONO : A new opposite extreme comes next
[2026-02-27 08:38:35] Doktor NONONO : Headroom on bizzaroworld is literally next level
[2026-02-27 08:48:31] harryson : 🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 👩‍🚀
[2026-02-27 08:48:35] FishyGuy : Hey, hey, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[2026-02-27 08:48:40] harryson : Thx me lat
[2026-02-27 08:48:51] harryson : Lat
[2026-02-27 08:48:59] FishyGuy : ..er?
[2026-02-27 08:49:06] harryson : Yes
[2026-02-27 08:49:09] FishyGuy : :P
[2026-02-27 08:49:13] harryson : Late
[2026-02-27 08:49:23] MadoffNakamoto : not a single sober person in this chat
[2026-02-27 08:49:23] harryson : Later
[2026-02-27 08:49:47] FishyGuy : MadoffNakamoto: Excuse me, sir, I just woke up. Am not drunk.. hungover af tho, soo yeah drunk
[2026-02-27 08:49:56] MadoffNakamoto : FishyGuy: HAHA
[2026-02-27 08:50:21] 45th_blown_account : Iran - USA war , thus the drop
[2026-02-27 08:50:39] lee333 : Short ×10000% thx me later
[2026-02-27 08:51:15] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -9,000 USD @ 67940.3212 ```
[2026-02-27 08:52:46] Gandalf the Grey : 73k you can short
[2026-02-27 08:54:48] lee333 : Short now thx me later at least short 5btc
[2026-02-27 08:55:22] harryson : Like this
[2026-02-27 08:55:38] harryson : /position BTCUSDT ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 5 XBT @ 67715 ```
[2026-02-27 08:56:08] lee333 : Yes good boy
[2026-02-27 08:56:57] lee333 : Rockets 🚀 🚀 🚀
[2026-02-27 08:57:31] lee333 : 3mins to go
[2026-02-27 08:57:58] lee333 : /position BTCUSDT ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 3.5 XBT @ 67867.15 ```
[2026-02-27 08:58:47] lee333 : Deadman 🚶‍♀️ walking 🚶‍♂️
[2026-02-27 08:59:01] bluemaster : https://x.com/TheMoneyApe/status/2027025645977649222 will be funny watching how this end
[2026-02-27 08:59:13] Fund Sucker : 3 days of etf inflows, another one and we're in for a nice pumpy weekend
[2026-02-27 08:59:25] bluemaster : all HFT are under surveillance now
[2026-02-27 09:04:25] bmagic : Doom
[2026-02-27 09:05:16] neki : bluemaster: go figure, Citadel and UBS
[2026-02-27 09:05:55] bluemaster : Dario are you here ?
[2026-02-27 09:14:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin long now!! Sell ur house, sell ur wife and thank me later!!
[2026-02-27 09:15:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin short now!! Sell ur house, sell ur wife and thank me later!!
[2026-02-27 09:16:27] neki : November 2006: UBS warned of "an impending crisis in the U.S. housing market". October 16, 2008: A rescue plan was unveiled for Swiss banks UBS AG and Credit Suisse. August 2023: UBS reaches an agreement with the United States Department of Justice to pay a combined $1.435 billion in civil penalties to settle a legacy matter from 2006–2007 related to the issuance, underwriting and sale of residential mortgage-backed securities. *playing gthe long game, the fkker*
[2026-02-27 09:17:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : 2026 Bitcoin arrived ZERO
[2026-02-27 09:22:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-02-27 09:22:41] clarknova : :kek:
[2026-02-27 09:22:41] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: MOOD!!!
[2026-02-27 09:23:00] Doktor NONONO : MOOOO
[2026-02-27 09:23:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: rekt
[2026-02-27 09:23:32] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: TREK !
[2026-02-27 09:23:38] neki : to the stars
[2026-02-27 09:24:07] MadoffNakamoto : even Dan Peña is long here
[2026-02-27 09:24:21] Doktor NONONO : Lol
[2026-02-27 09:25:18] neki : *playing the inverse anti-contrariran anti-narrative convertible mixed-strategy*
[2026-02-27 09:25:50] MadoffNakamoto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbJxuxIpc_g :arthur: never gets old
[2026-02-27 09:26:08] BlissRP : neki: +100000000000
[2026-02-27 09:26:47] Doktor NONONO : Willpower not required
[2026-02-27 09:29:50] lee333 : Bull disable
[2026-02-27 09:29:55] lee333 : Bull cry
[2026-02-27 09:36:23] Shiro : lee333: umderwater? 🤣
[2026-02-27 09:40:43] lee333 : Died straight
[2026-02-27 09:43:11] BlissRP : wen 69420
[2026-02-27 09:45:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-02-27 09:46:44] neki : u trully are a fag, eu trader...
[2026-02-27 09:47:08] Shiro : Yeay let's retest 69 😄
[2026-02-27 09:48:30] Shiro : Eu can't do anything they're just a victim who's wrapped between asia and us lol
[2026-02-27 09:53:14] neki : Shiro: lol... some truth to it
[2026-02-27 09:54:36] neki : those my my native sessions tho... it's time I move to another part of the world, this makes no sense form e to spend 0.5% a waking day in this crap. i'll move somewhere <UTC +5
[2026-02-27 09:55:29] neki : 0.5% --> i meant 1/2
[2026-02-27 09:57:46] Shiro : neki: I used to trade on asia openings but now I'm doing US time the vol is much higher for now
[2026-02-27 09:59:05] Shiro : Fs man everything about living im EU/UK is depressing move somewhere better my mental health improve 10x since I moved out 😁
[2026-02-27 10:00:29] BlissRP : Shiro: haha i feel the same ser
[2026-02-27 10:00:41] BlissRP : the grass is always greener elsewhere :pepe:
[2026-02-27 10:00:56] Shiro : BlissRP: lol
[2026-02-27 10:01:50] Shiro : Maybe 10years ago was alright but to be honest right now it's a mess
[2026-02-27 10:04:24] neki : Shiro: yea thats right... EU sucks these days what with that whore on top.. It's been shiet ever since women started yappin about in politics.. firs Merkel, now VDL
[2026-02-27 10:06:15] neki : anyhow, yea.. Im goin out, get some sunlight.. two hours spent only to retrace on to morning open.. Its just "meh".. So either Murica, or Asia on condition.. Although Asia has been rekt since newest china ban. Not much volume anywhere but the Murikuntz
[2026-02-27 10:06:46] neki : today especially, with the Monthly settlement... no one dares to move before that
[2026-02-27 10:07:18] neki : but a nice 70kek EU closing would be fine :?
[2026-02-27 10:07:20] neki : :)
[2026-02-27 10:07:37] Shiro : neki: +1 😆
[2026-02-27 10:08:04] Shiro : Enjoy your day go get tan and wank and comeback strong hahaha
[2026-02-27 10:08:13] neki : put 2-2 together, this run up was spot buying so its gotta count for something :D nobody is selling anymore
[2026-02-27 10:09:20] neki : Shiro: +1 :D
[2026-02-27 10:11:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3000 USD @ 67118.4
[2026-02-27 10:11:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 100 SOL @ 85.86 ($8,588.40) - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-02-27 10:12:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 66934.3
[2026-02-27 10:15:32] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc
[2026-02-27 10:21:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0069 XBT @ 66715.5 ($460.48) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-02-27 10:25:53] PeacenLuv : long entry 66874 btfd btc
[2026-02-27 10:31:49] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66651
[2026-02-27 10:32:23] PeacenLuv : long entry 66726
[2026-02-27 10:34:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : 67600-67700 than DOOM!!!!!!
[2026-02-27 10:34:56] bmagic : Bull noobs
[2026-02-27 10:35:48] bmagic : Bunch of bloobs
[2026-02-27 10:36:12] FishyGuy : boobs? where? oh
[2026-02-27 10:38:06] PeacenLuv : adding longs entry 66672
[2026-02-27 10:38:29] PeacenLuv : *66772
[2026-02-27 10:38:45] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-02-27 10:39:46] PeacenLuv : stops up 66758
[2026-02-27 10:40:21] PeacenLuv : keep it tight donn lose munnee
[2026-02-27 10:42:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 66721.7
[2026-02-27 10:44:31] PeacenLuv : trading 5 numbers way easier than trading 6 numbers gessin 6 vs 7
[2026-02-27 10:44:45] PeacenLuv : 5 vs 6*
[2026-02-27 10:47:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : cvd megabear
[2026-02-27 10:49:11] PeacenLuv : kinda nice u dohnt gotta do weird schitt with yur bozz to make munnee at bmex exchange
[2026-02-27 10:49:29] PeacenLuv : bmagic: drunk
[2026-02-27 10:50:19] PeacenLuv : adding sui longs here lezgohh
[2026-02-27 10:52:05] PeacenLuv : btc ya gotta b fast enough to b the 1zt to sellit
[2026-02-27 10:53:37] PeacenLuv : jumpofff its dipping bigtime
[2026-02-27 10:55:02] BlissRP : i was promised up only
[2026-02-27 10:55:03] PeacenLuv : short btc here lezgohhh dooompitt
[2026-02-27 10:55:08] BlissRP : weak ass bullas
[2026-02-27 10:55:13] PeacenLuv : BlissRP:
[2026-02-27 10:55:30] PeacenLuv : BlissRP: b nice huh
[2026-02-27 10:55:48] Luke Short : RIP weekly candle
[2026-02-27 10:56:28] BlissRP : if this fully barts i will laugh
[2026-02-27 10:56:43] Luke Short : and i will cry
[2026-02-27 10:56:58] Luke Short : because i missed every bottom of every bullrun so far
[2026-02-27 10:57:17] PeacenLuv : mayb 58k inbound
[2026-02-27 10:57:19] BlissRP : have you hit some tops at least ser? @Luke Short
[2026-02-27 10:57:18] Luke Short : we HAVE to go back to 60 or lower...
[2026-02-27 10:57:26] Luke Short : BlissRP: never
[2026-02-27 10:57:34] BlissRP : it be like that
[2026-02-27 10:57:36] Luke Short : this time will be different! i know it!
[2026-02-27 10:57:38] Luke Short : :D
[2026-02-27 10:57:41] Luke Short : fuck me
[2026-02-27 10:57:43] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 10:58:14] Luke Short : no, fuck the fomo
[2026-02-27 10:59:46] BlissRP : wheres my favorite optimist @contract details
[2026-02-27 11:00:49] bmagic : Remember all the noobs telling me to long 67800
[2026-02-27 11:00:51] bmagic : Hehe
[2026-02-27 11:00:57] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,000 USD @ 66761.9137 ```
[2026-02-27 11:01:23] BlissRP : bmagic: dont know if thats much better ser :kek:
[2026-02-27 11:03:50] bmagic : Noobs!
[2026-02-27 11:04:14] BlissRP : ronnie is hungry
[2026-02-27 11:05:07] PeacenLuv : 2 choices 1 spend it all long btc
[2026-02-27 11:05:23] PeacenLuv : 2nd
[2026-02-27 11:05:38] PeacenLuv : long btc
[2026-02-27 11:05:51] Shiro : Shall I adding up abit too 😁
[2026-02-27 11:06:06] Shiro : It's attempting
[2026-02-27 11:06:29] PeacenLuv : Shiro: 😁😁u guyz r killin mee its funny now
[2026-02-27 11:07:10] PeacenLuv : dumpit hard
[2026-02-27 11:07:23] PeacenLuv : btc
[2026-02-27 11:07:36] Shiro : PeacenLuv: oh wow it's first time I see you're asking for dump lol 😂
[2026-02-27 11:07:52] PeacenLuv : b quik to sell
[2026-02-27 11:08:10] Shiro : Nahh 69 coming for 69 lovers
[2026-02-27 11:08:16] PeacenLuv : Shiro: lol only gezzing
[2026-02-27 11:08:37] PeacenLuv : Shiro: messy sex 69
[2026-02-27 11:09:42] PeacenLuv : close eyes iz goin downsvill
[2026-02-27 11:09:51] Shiro : I'm not big fan of 69 I'm waiting for misonary one 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-27 11:10:52] BlissRP : 0?
[2026-02-27 11:10:54] PeacenLuv : longing 68758 n lower btc
[2026-02-27 11:11:13] funny cat videos : tunnel party to 73k lezgoh btc
[2026-02-27 11:11:26] PeacenLuv : me sex in space
[2026-02-27 11:11:48] PeacenLuv : funny cat videos: 😁😍😘
[2026-02-27 11:12:11] PeacenLuv : ue r distrakting
[2026-02-27 11:13:50] PeacenLuv : i gotta collect som rent n longittup btc 250x brb peace
[2026-02-27 11:15:20] Shiro : When we can see 500x on here @admin?😆
[2026-02-27 11:15:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : 64600
[2026-02-27 11:16:22] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: when never ever 64 and screenshot? 😄
[2026-02-27 11:17:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 64600 will not hold...
[2026-02-27 11:17:55] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: $1 going to hold I'm pretty much sure 🤣
[2026-02-27 11:19:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4000 USD @ 66386
[2026-02-27 11:20:24] Gandalf the Grey : whoopsie
[2026-02-27 11:20:44] Gandalf the Grey : do we have plunge protecc?
[2026-02-27 11:21:44] Shiro : Just added up to my longs feel free to pump it now 😄
[2026-02-27 11:22:10] Gandalf the Grey : maybe low 65k on scam wick panic?
[2026-02-27 11:22:22] Gandalf the Grey : i think I am getting more greedy lol
[2026-02-27 11:25:50] contract details : Another day another dump
[2026-02-27 11:26:14] Gandalf the Grey : this one small at least lol
[2026-02-27 11:27:45] Gandalf the Grey : bear would need to attack much lower for it to matter
[2026-02-27 11:27:56] Gandalf the Grey : no way this breaks 65kek
[2026-02-27 11:28:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : bulls are fooked again and again