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[2026-02-26 22:02:05] funny cat videos : tunnel magic is calling for 72-73k
[2026-02-26 22:06:16] BlissRP : funny cat videos: null flag
[2026-02-26 22:27:47] PeacenLuv : 😄longstops up 67358
[2026-02-26 22:31:43] speedwell : I see red I see red I see red
[2026-02-26 22:34:34] BlissRP : speedwell: red make bulla angry
[2026-02-26 22:34:58] speedwell : Charge!!!
[2026-02-26 22:34:59] BlissRP : angry bulla give horns
[2026-02-26 22:35:05] BlissRP : :catjam:
[2026-02-26 22:35:42] BlissRP : speedwell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfnMAbbgzqo
[2026-02-26 22:36:51] funny cat videos : BlissRP: pull flag :pepe:
[2026-02-26 22:37:04] BlissRP : funny cat videos: :arthur:
[2026-02-26 22:43:02] Shiro : Friday fun day 🥳
[2026-02-26 22:43:10] Shiro : Asia opening soon 🥁
[2026-02-26 22:45:17] speedwell : Fell the power, We horn growing just now
[2026-02-26 22:45:57] Shiro : Wtf is horn growing 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:46:39] speedwell : below 200ma
[2026-02-26 22:47:01] Shiro : 69 retest hopefully 71 😻🥳
[2026-02-26 22:48:43] BlissRP : retest 0 :pepe:
[2026-02-26 22:49:00] speedwell : There is a bull inside every bear.
[2026-02-26 22:49:21] BlissRP : speedwell: dont tell them ser!
[2026-02-26 22:49:33] Shiro : BlissRP: -1 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:49:50] speedwell : To early for sex education?
[2026-02-26 22:50:08] BlissRP : :kek::
[2026-02-26 22:50:14] Shiro : Sex deductions
[2026-02-26 22:52:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!
[2026-02-26 22:52:39] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: doom to 1k in 1mins 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:52:53] speedwell : Mr doom, it really is time to get out of your 9k short.
[2026-02-26 22:53:15] BlissRP : speedwell: you're just trying to scam him out of his riches!
[2026-02-26 22:53:18] BlissRP : mongrel!
[2026-02-26 22:53:35] Shiro : He's lying cause he's jealous it's always good to adding up to underwater position 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:53:54] BlissRP : they tried to do it to dexswap too, now he has a 200 foot yacht and buying our precious exchange
[2026-02-26 22:54:11] BlissRP : gg
[2026-02-26 22:54:23] Shiro : Never SL, SL is for the kids real men always adding up to position to protect it 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 22:54:33] speedwell : That a little bit of my yacht.
[2026-02-26 22:55:07] speedwell : I'll get to see it one day.
[2026-02-26 22:55:13] Shiro : BlissRP: lambo yacht
[2026-02-26 22:56:14] BlissRP : i am a jane street intern, and the algo is now reactivated
[2026-02-26 22:56:28] BlissRP : WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE :pepe:
[2026-02-26 22:56:39] Shiro : What's happened to jane street?
[2026-02-26 22:56:45] speedwell : not again
[2026-02-26 22:56:53] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-02-26 22:57:13] Shiro : No more jane street forever moon 🌝🤣
[2026-02-26 22:58:04] BlissRP : jim street is already being created to continue our legacy
[2026-02-26 22:58:10] Gandalf the Grey : maybe we should eat 3 dubai chocolates every day and get diabetes and die.
[2026-02-26 22:58:17] BlissRP : after they try to shut it down
[2026-02-26 22:58:25] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: those are honestly gross m8
[2026-02-26 22:58:25] speedwell : Do bears have spiky penises? Let me in on the joke.
[2026-02-26 22:58:37] Gandalf the Grey : yup
[2026-02-26 22:58:42] Gandalf the Grey : vlinder one is nice tho
[2026-02-26 22:58:50] Gandalf the Grey : only one i like
[2026-02-26 22:59:42] speedwell : I live on a road
[2026-02-26 22:59:54] BlissRP : speedwell: how unfortunate ser
[2026-02-26 23:00:04] BlissRP : i live on an island in a cave :pepe:
[2026-02-26 23:00:16] Shiro : We're all ending up homeless it's alright
[2026-02-26 23:00:20] Gandalf the Grey : I am ded
[2026-02-26 23:00:38] speedwell : I am Dad
[2026-02-26 23:01:03] Shiro : 1hr to go
[2026-02-26 23:02:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flashcrash...
[2026-02-26 23:02:45] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: who's smoking crack again!
[2026-02-26 23:03:24] Shiro : 1k sir mahalo
[2026-02-26 23:03:35] Shiro : Mahaloooo 🥳
[2026-02-26 23:04:47] Gandalf the Grey : if your dick leans more to left short, otherwise long
[2026-02-26 23:04:49] Gandalf the Grey : best tactic
[2026-02-26 23:04:55] speedwell : My super model ex girlfriend has a bottom.
[2026-02-26 23:05:05] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: amazing reference 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 23:05:14] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: what if its an upwards lean do u just kms?
[2026-02-26 23:05:20] BlissRP : do i*
[2026-02-26 23:05:21] Gandalf the Grey : most ppl have it @speedwell
[2026-02-26 23:05:41] Gandalf the Grey : BlissRP: upward means more leverage. if it down it means lower leverage
[2026-02-26 23:05:50] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-02-26 23:05:57] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 23:06:01] BlissRP : upwards left, i am going 250x short
[2026-02-26 23:06:06] BlissRP : see you in valhalla
[2026-02-26 23:06:13] Shiro : Lol
[2026-02-26 23:06:15] speedwell : I.ve just been thinking about bottoms lately
[2026-02-26 23:06:28] Gandalf the Grey : yes follow your animal instinct
[2026-02-26 23:06:29] BlissRP : speedwell: maybe you are gay ser
[2026-02-26 23:06:55] BlissRP : they like it in the bottom
[2026-02-26 23:06:56] speedwell : btc is gay?
[2026-02-26 23:07:08] Shiro : Gays are happy
[2026-02-26 23:07:09] Gandalf the Grey : rounding bottoms are nice
[2026-02-26 23:07:17] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: cause they do not talk to women
[2026-02-26 23:07:30] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
[2026-02-26 23:07:30] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 23:07:33] BlissRP : ok you win
[2026-02-26 23:07:38] BlissRP : he wins
[2026-02-26 23:07:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : pipeblower
[2026-02-26 23:07:58] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: we snort
[2026-02-26 23:08:17] BlissRP : and this is why i still come here 5 years after communist trading ban
[2026-02-26 23:08:20] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-02-26 23:08:24] speedwell : you can't get your horn in a V shaped bottom.
[2026-02-26 23:08:33] Gandalf the Grey : nigga stooooop
[2026-02-26 23:08:42] BlissRP : speedwell: that depends which side of the V you are aiming for, ser
[2026-02-26 23:09:10] Shiro : Lol bmex trollbox is the best 🤣
[2026-02-26 23:09:27] speedwell : aiming? I snort you just wave it about?
[2026-02-26 23:09:56] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM high lev anthem
[2026-02-26 23:10:32] Gandalf the Grey : i kinda wanna go road trip in usa
[2026-02-26 23:10:35] Gandalf the Grey : who is with me
[2026-02-26 23:10:39] Gandalf the Grey : oh wait we cannot bitmex there
[2026-02-26 23:10:42] Gandalf the Grey : fuuuuuuck
[2026-02-26 23:10:59] BlissRP : you can still chat sht m8
[2026-02-26 23:11:03] BlissRP : can confirm
[2026-02-26 23:11:26] Gandalf the Grey : where burgers trade on leverage
[2026-02-26 23:11:31] Gandalf the Grey : i only know here lol
[2026-02-26 23:11:39] speedwell : I nedd to get back to recording my songs.
[2026-02-26 23:11:46] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: only on dex's
[2026-02-26 23:11:48] speedwell : I'm still alive
[2026-02-26 23:13:47] Gandalf the Grey : lizard lizard lizard lizard
[2026-02-26 23:16:58] speedwell : I'm catching a train to my Mothers tomorrow in Australia! Who's with me?
[2026-02-26 23:17:42] Gandalf the Grey : Are kangaroos scary irl?
[2026-02-26 23:18:08] Gandalf the Grey : have you ever woken up with a spider in your bed?
[2026-02-26 23:18:28] speedwell : They are easier to pick up than the women.
[2026-02-26 23:18:35] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: theyre huge bullies bruv
[2026-02-26 23:18:51] BlissRP : speedwell: wtf is that supposed to mean???
[2026-02-26 23:18:57] speedwell : But I mostly hit them with my car
[2026-02-26 23:19:07] BlissRP : dont they big strong tails that doesnt sound easy
[2026-02-26 23:20:07] speedwell : They stop talking back after that.
[2026-02-26 23:20:31] BlissRP : talking????
[2026-02-26 23:20:36] BlissRP : dont do drugs kids
[2026-02-26 23:21:22] speedwell : Do people not take drugs and drive?
[2026-02-26 23:23:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : PEAK IS IN!!!
[2026-02-26 23:24:03] speedwell : Twin peaks, only up Laura.
[2026-02-26 23:24:37] Gandalf the Grey : it is better to sht in sink than to sink in sht. now let that sink in.
[2026-02-26 23:28:10] BlissRP : NOOM!!!!!
[2026-02-26 23:30:44] Gandalf the Grey : hooker in dubai is chepaer than dinner for 2 in dubai.....
[2026-02-26 23:30:50] Gandalf the Grey : cheaper
[2026-02-26 23:32:15] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: sus
[2026-02-26 23:33:21] speedwell : can't afford either
[2026-02-26 23:33:27] Gandalf the Grey : LMAOOOOOOO
[2026-02-26 23:36:27] speedwell : When ever I get down, I can always go next door and listen to my super model ex wife play piano. She knows all the latest hits.
[2026-02-26 23:37:44] Gandalf the Grey : If she was a latina you would be dead
[2026-02-26 23:38:07] speedwell : Dad?
[2026-02-26 23:39:56] Gandalf the Grey : i go bed
[2026-02-26 23:39:58] Gandalf the Grey : this is boring af
[2026-02-26 23:40:12] Gandalf the Grey : big move in 5 min guaranteed lol
[2026-02-26 23:40:30] clarknova : Gandalf the Grey: :kek:
[2026-02-26 23:40:31] bmagic : Dump time
[2026-02-26 23:40:45] speedwell : always happens on someboy's elses watch
[2026-02-26 23:40:49] bmagic : Rejection of the fatty
[2026-02-26 23:42:54] BlissRP : see. 0 retestt
[2026-02-26 23:43:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!!
[2026-02-26 23:44:33] Gandalf the Grey : lets see who win tomorrow
[2026-02-26 23:44:38] Gandalf the Grey : today is finished
[2026-02-26 23:45:18] bmagic : Dr.van_Doom666: so right
[2026-02-26 23:49:32] speedwell : Do you remember what happened last time when the 200 crossed the 360 daily?
[2026-02-26 23:49:58] bmagic : Doom
[2026-02-26 23:50:26] speedwell : Mr DOOM to you.
[2026-02-26 23:51:33] BlissRP : Mt Doom
[2026-02-27 00:01:01] Gandalf the Grey : I think trading 1 min on ketamine is better than trading 200 / 360 cross on daily lol
[2026-02-27 00:01:43] MadoffNakamoto : I'm x67 long with full capital including life savings and house mortgage, what about you guys
[2026-02-27 00:02:04] Gandalf the Grey : make it 69x
[2026-02-27 00:02:08] Gandalf the Grey : just for good luck
[2026-02-27 00:02:16] Gandalf the Grey : or no
[2026-02-27 00:02:21] Gandalf the Grey : keep it six seeeeven
[2026-02-27 00:02:23] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDD
[2026-02-27 00:02:26] MadoffNakamoto : HAHAHAHAHA
[2026-02-27 00:02:55] speedwell : One more leg down, buy, enjoy your life.
[2026-02-27 00:03:55] speedwell : The last bits the hardest.
[2026-02-27 00:04:49] Abomohammed : Hi
[2026-02-27 00:05:32] MadoffNakamoto : pump it beras
[2026-02-27 00:10:29] Aboloai : Hi
[2026-02-27 00:14:47] speedwell : low
[2026-02-27 00:57:36] MANsa_MOONsa : down more
[2026-02-27 00:58:20] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, -0.0556 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-02-27 00:58:26] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-02-27 01:00:02] MadoffNakamoto : 200K EOY :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:03:07] MANsa_MOONsa : i wanna double down...
[2026-02-27 01:03:14] MANsa_MOONsa : we need 2 go lower please
[2026-02-27 01:04:09] GodBleesYou : ...........
[2026-02-27 01:04:21] MadoffNakamoto : MANsa_MOONsa: do it
[2026-02-27 01:05:20] GodBleesYou : MadoffNakamoto: first let the bear win
[2026-02-27 01:05:28] GodBleesYou : -90% then +10000%
[2026-02-27 01:05:29] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-02-27 01:05:44] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:10:59] thankyousomuch : complete bear market
[2026-02-27 01:11:17] thankyousomuch : 1 year no long
[2026-02-27 01:26:25] Dario1 : UP ONLY :btc: 🚀
[2026-02-27 01:37:12] MadoffNakamoto : are you done yet beras :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:40:57] PeacenLuv : 0.932 longstops up sauikoin
[2026-02-27 01:46:51] PeacenLuv : 67162 long entry btc pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-02-27 01:47:20] PeacenLuv : MadoffNakamoto: pumpittup 2ook e o m
[2026-02-27 01:48:13] PeacenLuv : longing the 30 min xbtusd
[2026-02-27 01:48:21] PeacenLuv : red
[2026-02-27 01:48:32] PeacenLuv : green
[2026-02-27 01:48:37] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-02-27 01:48:53] PeacenLuv : sui 1hr longittup check vol
[2026-02-27 01:52:11] PeacenLuv : 30min close potential bullish engulfing
[2026-02-27 01:52:21] PeacenLuv : xbtusd
[2026-02-27 01:52:46] PeacenLuv : 8min to close
[2026-02-27 01:54:06] MadoffNakamoto : 67x always safe
[2026-02-27 02:36:32] bluemaster : Dario1: :btc: eventually 😝
[2026-02-27 02:37:05] bluemaster : just waiting for this kids to get more lunch money ( I feel guilty ) :pepe:
[2026-02-27 03:13:56] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 30 min longittup entry 67150
[2026-02-27 03:14:26] PeacenLuv : 250x longs xbtusdperps no guts np glory bringitonn
[2026-02-27 03:15:00] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67111
[2026-02-27 03:18:18] 45th_blown_account : `Never sell your bitcoins` Donald Trump :kek:
[2026-02-27 03:20:28] Dario1 : bluemaster: to alleviate the guilt, I try to shift my perspective
[2026-02-27 03:20:45] Dario1 : I don't view profits as taking money away from kids
[2026-02-27 03:21:03] Dario1 : but as a reward for disciplined risk management and patience 😜
[2026-02-27 03:21:21] Dario1 : It reflects my strategy rather than kids misfortune
[2026-02-27 03:21:46] Dario1 : Besides, not a day goes by that you don't share high-quality, free educational tips about risk management and the dangers of over-leveraging…
[2026-02-27 03:21:59] Dario1 : so don’t feel guilty mate
[2026-02-27 03:22:28] Dario1 : MMs on the other hand should feel very very guilty :kek:
[2026-02-27 03:24:30] bluemaster : https://x.com/NickSzabo4/status/2027140245767258356
[2026-02-27 03:26:18] contract details : time to break the low
[2026-02-27 03:26:19] contract details : heheehehe
[2026-02-27 03:26:26] contract details : 1 day pump 10 month dump :pepe:
[2026-02-27 03:31:36] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: we need more FUD, FUD is mega bullish
[2026-02-27 03:35:08] bluemaster : https://x.com/1914ad/status/2026757796390449382
[2026-02-27 03:35:30] bluemaster : MadoffNakamoto: it is not FUD BItcoin price should be 500k +
[2026-02-27 03:36:11] bluemaster : using shitcoin collateral to naked short bitcoin on empty order books mate and assholes like Jane street will learn hard lesson
[2026-02-27 03:39:36] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: same way people cried and blamed elon cuck for the dump in 2021. People always want to blame someone. When in truth its just the market doing its thing. I dont get why one would be unhappy about a price drop. Just btfd
[2026-02-27 03:40:17] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: and I heavily disagree, bitcoin "shouldn't be anywhere"
[2026-02-27 03:41:14] Dario1 : Book title: The art of rug-pull a liquidity pool, professionally
[2026-02-27 03:41:19] Dario1 : Author: Jane Street
[2026-02-27 03:41:26] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 03:41:46] Dario1 : rig-pulling*
[2026-02-27 03:41:48] bluemaster : MadoffNakamoto: for me is good price is here , I don;t have any conflict of interest . Imagine your house price if everyone is allowed to naked short on some derivative bullshit . Today I tried to transfer cash to Kraken to buy spot bitcoin ,guess what 10k maximum allowed per month ..... they trying every single trick in a book to suppress price !
[2026-02-27 03:43:09] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: trying every single trick and here we are bottoming out at 60K. I'd say they aren't trying hard enough
[2026-02-27 03:43:34] MadoffNakamoto : "they"
[2026-02-27 03:43:41] MadoffNakamoto : :arthu:
[2026-02-27 03:43:47] BlissRP : try harder kids
[2026-02-27 03:43:47] MadoffNakamoto : this always makes me laugh
[2026-02-27 03:43:49] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 03:45:24] MadoffNakamoto : anyway, back to topic: pump it beras
[2026-02-27 03:48:55] flatn12 : 这种垃圾平台还有人用？
[2026-02-27 03:51:40] Gandalf the Grey : flatn12: 是的，我们很喜欢。
[2026-02-27 03:54:21] BlissRP : send to infinity :doge:
[2026-02-27 03:55:47] MadoffNakamoto : up only, only up ™
[2026-02-27 03:57:21] Dario1 : UP ONLY 🧪🧪🧪
[2026-02-27 03:57:22] PeacenLuv : btc pumping up lezgohh
[2026-02-27 03:57:56] MadoffNakamoto : 200K EOY :arthur: long your longs
[2026-02-27 03:58:46] Gandalf the Grey : we need to break 72k
[2026-02-27 03:58:49] Gandalf the Grey : why we go so slow up
[2026-02-27 03:58:53] Gandalf the Grey : it no good
[2026-02-27 03:59:26] PeacenLuv : big 30min about to close
[2026-02-27 04:01:27] Traczii : flatn12: 我们喜欢被我们的黑王征服 :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:02:06] Gandalf the Grey : u wrote that we like to get fucked my our monkey btw
[2026-02-27 04:02:13] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-02-27 04:02:17] Traczii : lmao
[2026-02-27 04:02:22] Doktor NONONO : Tough crowd
[2026-02-27 04:04:09] Doktor NONONO : Hallelujah day
[2026-02-27 04:04:11] MadoffNakamoto : Jane Street is long here :arthur: :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:04:39] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:04:45] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: lmfao
[2026-02-27 04:05:26] Doktor NONONO : Jane is smart, Dicks must be like Jane @MadoffNakamoto
[2026-02-27 04:05:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 13400 USD @ 67775.4
[2026-02-27 04:06:27] Gandalf the Grey : how you rekt a long near the top
[2026-02-27 04:06:28] Gandalf the Grey : wtf
[2026-02-27 04:06:28] MadoffNakamoto : RonnieREKT: never 100x. 67x, always.
[2026-02-27 04:06:37] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: HAHAHAHA
[2026-02-27 04:06:41] Gandalf the Grey : bro is beta testing 500x i guess
[2026-02-27 04:10:04] Gandalf the Grey : rememeber it is not fomo trade it is a breakout trade.....
[2026-02-27 04:12:10] Doktor NONONO : Juicy 3Day candle close print last night. Bulcontrol 4H this morning.
[2026-02-27 04:13:39] Doktor NONONO : Bears are dead any Numba 68700+
[2026-02-27 04:14:04] Gandalf the Grey : that is 100 percent the guy that longed 10M at 67k
[2026-02-27 04:14:07] Gandalf the Grey : now TP 10M 68k
[2026-02-27 04:14:10] Gandalf the Grey : alpha
[2026-02-27 04:15:05] bmagic : Short now
[2026-02-27 04:15:09] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,000 USD @ 67873 ```
[2026-02-27 04:15:22] bmagic : Long the top
[2026-02-27 04:15:25] Gandalf the Grey : why
[2026-02-27 04:15:40] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: Gay
[2026-02-27 04:16:00] Gandalf the Grey : now we mast go 73k at least
[2026-02-27 04:16:03] Gandalf the Grey : too early to shortt
[2026-02-27 04:16:13] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: you hate money
[2026-02-27 04:16:21] MadoffNakamoto : I can see it in your eyes
[2026-02-27 04:16:30] bmagic : Im doing this for u
[2026-02-27 04:17:22] Doktor NONONO : MAgic is selfless
[2026-02-27 04:17:28] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -7,000 USD @ 67954.6335 ```
[2026-02-27 04:17:32] bmagic : It's what I do
[2026-02-27 04:18:02] Gandalf the Grey : keep adding
[2026-02-27 04:18:04] Gandalf the Grey : it is good
[2026-02-27 04:18:39] Doktor NONONO : Heh
[2026-02-27 04:18:42] bmagic : Also this is not a pump
[2026-02-27 04:18:46] bmagic : Its fake volume
[2026-02-27 04:19:19] PeacenLuv : keep pumping baybeee btc
[2026-02-27 04:19:19] Gandalf the Grey : 68.6k was previous resist
[2026-02-27 04:19:23] Doktor NONONO : Yes, Feb may just chop until the bitter end
[2026-02-27 04:19:31] Gandalf the Grey : and 69.4k
[2026-02-27 04:19:34] Gandalf the Grey : so lets hit that
[2026-02-27 04:19:37] Gandalf the Grey : today inshallah
[2026-02-27 04:20:09] MadoffNakamoto : @bmagic please
[2026-02-27 04:20:36] MadoffNakamoto : stop tilting
[2026-02-27 04:21:36] Doktor NONONO : Bul is leaving a FVG behind on daily
[2026-02-27 04:22:15] Doktor NONONO : Bear wants yesterdays lows
[2026-02-27 04:22:26] Gandalf the Grey : why tf is eth outpumping us
[2026-02-27 04:22:34] Gandalf the Grey : and sol too
[2026-02-27 04:22:34] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: doesnt matter how long it takes
[2026-02-27 04:22:36] Gandalf the Grey : ugh
[2026-02-27 04:22:47] Doktor NONONO : The pump begins with ETHBTC fakouts
[2026-02-27 04:23:38] Gandalf the Grey : short when ppl on X start posting screenshots of good longs profuit
[2026-02-27 04:23:55] MadoffNakamoto : HAHAHA
[2026-02-27 04:24:16] MadoffNakamoto : or when people on twitch (yes twitch) start spamming "buy bitcoin" in the chat
[2026-02-27 04:24:31] MadoffNakamoto : thats very good indicator too
[2026-02-27 04:27:42] Doktor NONONO : Well. Feb closing green is a possibility. So there's that
[2026-02-27 04:28:15] Gandalf the Grey : where is open?
[2026-02-27 04:28:56] Gandalf the Grey : 68.2k still resist even with new bears kurwa
[2026-02-27 04:28:59] Gandalf the Grey : not good
[2026-02-27 04:29:06] Gandalf the Grey : should have blasted through easily
[2026-02-27 04:29:12] Doktor NONONO : 78600 + is green
[2026-02-27 04:29:27] Gandalf the Grey : not gonna reach before eom imo
[2026-02-27 04:29:38] Doktor NONONO : Prior 3D candle is good
[2026-02-27 04:29:41] Gandalf the Grey : but would be sexy af
[2026-02-27 04:29:51] Doktor NONONO : Next 3D could be gooder
[2026-02-27 04:30:22] Gandalf the Grey : can we have 3 asian sessions per day?
[2026-02-27 04:30:35] Doktor NONONO : Like Vulva for Vulcan Spock Cock gooder
[2026-02-27 04:32:06] Doktor NONONO : It's close is March 1.
[2026-02-27 04:34:11] Doktor NONONO : This can also easy go sideways another 36 hours
[2026-02-27 04:35:46] Doktor NONONO : Bear wants yesterdays lows, but bear also wants low 67's, minimum
[2026-02-27 04:36:34] Gandalf the Grey : i wait 72k test at least
[2026-02-27 04:36:39] Gandalf the Grey : otherwise what is the point
[2026-02-27 04:36:39] MadoffNakamoto : you guys like to overthink
[2026-02-27 04:38:10] Gandalf the Grey : it is good to overthink for 10h just to make the worst decisions no?
[2026-02-27 04:39:03] MadoffNakamoto : the way I see it overthinking = fear. We've had several confirmations that we are buying here. Not sure what you need more
[2026-02-27 04:39:17] Doktor NONONO : MadoffNakamoto: They tried to make go to rehab
[2026-02-27 04:39:18] Gandalf the Grey : well i have been buying dips
[2026-02-27 04:40:34] Doktor NONONO : And am definitely long
[2026-02-27 04:41:09] Doktor NONONO : scaling in last 30 mins or so
[2026-02-27 04:41:24] MadoffNakamoto : also I dont mind it taking days for a breakthrough. Slow and steady just as good
[2026-02-27 04:42:18] Gandalf the Grey : it is making Burj Khalifa on 1m
[2026-02-27 04:42:46] GodBleesYou : what a nasty candle
[2026-02-27 04:42:54] Doktor NONONO : YA, 15 min is asking us to chop
[2026-02-27 04:43:29] Doktor NONONO : and is lookin like first target tapped
[2026-02-27 04:44:18] bmagic : Bmagic chops again
[2026-02-27 04:44:28] Doktor NONONO : Bear needs to get closer to 67, if Bear doesn't want to rely on hope
[2026-02-27 04:44:53] bmagic : Bmagic doesn't hope
[2026-02-27 04:44:56] Gandalf the Grey : we have 10m longs stuck at 68k also
[2026-02-27 04:45:29] Gandalf the Grey : not good setup
[2026-02-27 04:45:30] bmagic : Bmagic was part of the 10m longs at 68k yesterday
[2026-02-27 04:45:33] bmagic : Times change
[2026-02-27 04:45:38] Doktor NONONO : Current situation is technically yet another short
[2026-02-27 04:46:36] Doktor NONONO : until it's not
[2026-02-27 04:48:03] MadoffNakamoto : I sense fear in this chat
[2026-02-27 04:48:16] MadoffNakamoto : another bullish sign
[2026-02-27 04:48:29] bmagic : No fear
[2026-02-27 04:48:39] bmagic : Gullible
[2026-02-27 04:49:00] Doktor NONONO : good answer
[2026-02-27 04:55:13] Doktor NONONO : Friday will be eerie day for Bear
[2026-02-27 05:14:22] Gandalf the Grey : 4h has a ton of space to move also
[2026-02-27 05:16:48] Doktor NONONO : Next 4H too
[2026-02-27 05:18:14] Doktor NONONO : if 3H prints like this we gon be eating chicken
[2026-02-27 05:26:48] Doktor NONONO : Creek Leap is due, and the creek is a canyon now, with a capital F
[2026-02-27 05:34:56] Doktor NONONO : Fafo Friday
[2026-02-27 05:42:41] Doktor NONONO : Argument for sub 72K on borrowed time
[2026-02-27 05:46:56] Doktor NONONO : EU not eunuchs no more either
[2026-02-27 05:54:37] 45th_blown_account : crypto = ponzi
[2026-02-27 06:00:19] Doktor NONONO : Rat poison ser
[2026-02-27 06:01:30] Doktor NONONO : But rodents are way smarter than the credit given
[2026-02-27 06:01:46] bmagic : I think 55k is coming this week
[2026-02-27 06:01:58] Doktor NONONO : And who is King of Ratpoisonville?
[2026-02-27 06:02:31] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: do you mean 550K ?
[2026-02-27 06:03:03] neki : assume market ponZitions. Bula, dont forget to take your vitamins today. Bera, just dont.
[2026-02-27 06:03:42] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: he means 0k
[2026-02-27 06:03:42] Doktor NONONO : V for for Vitamins it is
[2026-02-27 06:04:20] Doktor NONONO : MAgnum 44 metaphor
[2026-02-27 06:04:59] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: fine 5.50
[2026-02-27 06:05:19] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: -0
[2026-02-27 06:05:25] Doktor NONONO : and gay
[2026-02-27 06:08:44] Doktor NONONO : Only when BTC goes sub Zero will it's true form be realised
[2026-02-27 06:11:58] Doktor NONONO : Abundance event horizon
[2026-02-27 06:12:50] Doktor NONONO : Not as gay as it sounds
[2026-02-27 06:14:57] Doktor NONONO : But first, every Bearish mentality must be vanquished. Squished, crushed and sorted
[2026-02-27 06:15:46] Doktor NONONO : How else does this thing liquidate the Fed?
[2026-02-27 06:21:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 700 USD @ 67608.3 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-02-27 06:22:16] Doktor NONONO : Vitamin Dildo Day
[2026-02-27 06:23:46] PeacenLuv : buy the dip long entry 67584
[2026-02-27 06:23:52] Doktor NONONO : BerREKTecution day
[2026-02-27 06:26:44] Doktor NONONO : Bul must seal trap shut here
[2026-02-27 06:26:59] Doktor NONONO : Bera mus keep clapping like seal
[2026-02-27 06:30:42] Doktor NONONO : :doge:
[2026-02-27 06:32:33] Doktor NONONO : How far offside is Bera. Really.
[2026-02-27 06:33:13] BlissRP : how far offside is bulla is the real question
[2026-02-27 06:33:30] Doktor NONONO : Well Bul is at home sub 72
[2026-02-27 06:33:32] BlissRP : buying pamps has led to rekt city for 5 months :pepe:
[2026-02-27 06:33:41] BlissRP : *this time is different*
[2026-02-27 06:33:42] Doktor NONONO : Korrekt
[2026-02-27 06:33:58] Doktor NONONO : And argument for sub 72 is ending
[2026-02-27 06:34:10] BlissRP : hire hire
[2026-02-27 06:34:28] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: up only, only up ™
[2026-02-27 06:35:06] BlissRP : *The US Clarity Act is facing a March 1 deadline for the last inclusion of texts. For now, the bill met a gridlock on the issue of stablecoins and their capacity to distribute yield to investors. The US Clarity Act is facing a March 1 deadline for the inclusion of texts before a review.*
[2026-02-27 06:35:33] Doktor NONONO : FUD immaculate
[2026-02-27 06:35:36] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-02-27 06:37:09] Doktor NONONO : In the future, deadlines will be lifelines
[2026-02-27 06:38:22] Doktor NONONO : There will be signs
[2026-02-27 06:38:35] Doktor NONONO : Look out for them
[2026-02-27 06:38:43] Doktor NONONO : Find the _others_
[2026-02-27 06:40:37] BlissRP : *others*
[2026-02-27 06:40:47] Doktor NONONO : The Autobahn began with one rut
[2026-02-27 06:42:39] Doktor NONONO : That's where the bolting horse went
[2026-02-27 06:44:38] Doktor NONONO : It's time for it to cut more groove
[2026-02-27 06:45:29] Doktor NONONO : is in the heart u see
[2026-02-27 06:50:39] Doktor NONONO : Equilibrium Equus
[2026-02-27 06:52:26] Doktor NONONO : Bera heavy from the honey couscous
[2026-02-27 06:52:48] Doktor NONONO : not that fast are Bera now
[2026-02-27 06:53:30] Doktor NONONO : Slug meet Salt
[2026-02-27 06:56:00] Doktor NONONO : Writhing day
[2026-02-27 07:02:56] Doktor NONONO : Thlug meet Thalt
[2026-02-27 07:06:06] bmagic : Doktor NONONO: gay AF
[2026-02-27 07:06:54] Doktor NONONO : that's how it goes
[2026-02-27 07:07:19] 2365160 : Zonde
[2026-02-27 07:07:26] 2365160 : Donde esta mi retirad
[2026-02-27 07:07:33] 2365160 : Porque hay fall
[2026-02-27 07:07:55] Doktor NONONO : That too
[2026-02-27 07:09:03] Doktor NONONO : Don't u luv it when God takes over the radio
[2026-02-27 07:09:40] Doktor NONONO : Rodeo deus ex machina
[2026-02-27 07:32:09] neki : meh crap, seems ,ike EU puss aaiii trader wil range-drip-blled again
[2026-02-27 07:32:26] neki : fkkin puss
[2026-02-27 07:37:39] BlissRP : bart
[2026-02-27 07:40:04] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: up only
[2026-02-27 07:40:46] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: 3d also bart ;)
[2026-02-27 07:44:07] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: the only bart coming is the one to 200K
[2026-02-27 07:46:25] MadoffNakamoto : 100x long here safu
[2026-02-27 08:00:57] neki : boi id like to get to that 71460 bera.. He's much much to relaxed
[2026-02-27 08:01:47] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: :kek:
[2026-02-27 08:02:03] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: ?
[2026-02-27 08:02:08] BlissRP : battle of the barts :pepe:
[2026-02-27 08:11:32] neki : Mr Cab Driver!
[2026-02-27 08:12:22] neki : go go eu, I take baakt my pus--aaaih remarks, if you show some ballaaz today
[2026-02-27 08:13:30] neki : Remember kids, foot-ball has got nothing to do with footjobs. (daily wisdom)
[2026-02-27 08:21:04] Doktor NONONO : Bera will need a bumjob after this
[2026-02-27 08:25:55] neki : Doktor NONONO: +1 :D
[2026-02-27 08:26:22] MrLS : Is it me or has this market been getting boring asf
[2026-02-27 08:26:54] MrLS : Sideways shit sudder pump back to.sideways shit and the same for dumps
[2026-02-27 08:27:40] MrLS : Idk it doesnt feel the same anymore
[2026-02-27 08:29:12] Doktor NONONO : It is the PTSD leaving the body
[2026-02-27 08:30:02] MadoffNakamoto : MrLS: it's been bearish for months. The trend has changed now
[2026-02-27 08:30:22] MrLS : Its not about being bearish
[2026-02-27 08:30:37] MrLS : Even the bullrun to 126 was slopp6
[2026-02-27 08:30:42] MrLS : Sloppy
[2026-02-27 08:30:46] Doktor NONONO : True
[2026-02-27 08:31:00] Doktor NONONO : Bear Divs were playing out on HTF
[2026-02-27 08:31:26] Doktor NONONO : and now they at Zenith
[2026-02-27 08:31:31] Doktor NONONO : Nadir
[2026-02-27 08:32:59] Doktor NONONO : A new opposite extreme comes next
[2026-02-27 08:38:35] Doktor NONONO : Headroom on bizzaroworld is literally next level
[2026-02-27 08:48:31] harryson : 🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 👩‍🚀
[2026-02-27 08:48:35] FishyGuy : Hey, hey, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[2026-02-27 08:48:40] harryson : Thx me lat
[2026-02-27 08:48:51] harryson : Lat
[2026-02-27 08:48:59] FishyGuy : ..er?
[2026-02-27 08:49:06] harryson : Yes
[2026-02-27 08:49:09] FishyGuy : :P
[2026-02-27 08:49:13] harryson : Late
[2026-02-27 08:49:23] MadoffNakamoto : not a single sober person in this chat
[2026-02-27 08:49:23] harryson : Later
[2026-02-27 08:49:47] FishyGuy : MadoffNakamoto: Excuse me, sir, I just woke up. Am not drunk.. hungover af tho, soo yeah drunk
[2026-02-27 08:49:56] MadoffNakamoto : FishyGuy: HAHA
[2026-02-27 08:50:21] 45th_blown_account : Iran - USA war , thus the drop
[2026-02-27 08:50:39] lee333 : Short ×10000% thx me later
[2026-02-27 08:51:15] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -9,000 USD @ 67940.3212 ```
[2026-02-27 08:52:46] Gandalf the Grey : 73k you can short
[2026-02-27 08:54:48] lee333 : Short now thx me later at least short 5btc
[2026-02-27 08:55:22] harryson : Like this
[2026-02-27 08:55:38] harryson : /position BTCUSDT ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 5 XBT @ 67715 ```
[2026-02-27 08:56:08] lee333 : Yes good boy
[2026-02-27 08:56:57] lee333 : Rockets 🚀 🚀 🚀
[2026-02-27 08:57:31] lee333 : 3mins to go
[2026-02-27 08:57:58] lee333 : /position BTCUSDT ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 3.5 XBT @ 67867.15 ```
[2026-02-27 08:58:47] lee333 : Deadman 🚶‍♀️ walking 🚶‍♂️
[2026-02-27 08:59:01] bluemaster : https://x.com/TheMoneyApe/status/2027025645977649222 will be funny watching how this end
[2026-02-27 08:59:13] Fund Sucker : 3 days of etf inflows, another one and we're in for a nice pumpy weekend
[2026-02-27 08:59:25] bluemaster : all HFT are under surveillance now
[2026-02-27 09:04:25] bmagic : Doom
[2026-02-27 09:05:16] neki : bluemaster: go figure, Citadel and UBS
[2026-02-27 09:05:55] bluemaster : Dario are you here ?
[2026-02-27 09:14:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin long now!! Sell ur house, sell ur wife and thank me later!!
[2026-02-27 09:15:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin short now!! Sell ur house, sell ur wife and thank me later!!
[2026-02-27 09:16:27] neki : November 2006: UBS warned of "an impending crisis in the U.S. housing market". October 16, 2008: A rescue plan was unveiled for Swiss banks UBS AG and Credit Suisse. August 2023: UBS reaches an agreement with the United States Department of Justice to pay a combined $1.435 billion in civil penalties to settle a legacy matter from 2006–2007 related to the issuance, underwriting and sale of residential mortgage-backed securities. *playing gthe long game, the fkker*
[2026-02-27 09:17:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : 2026 Bitcoin arrived ZERO
[2026-02-27 09:22:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-02-27 09:22:41] clarknova : :kek:
[2026-02-27 09:22:41] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: MOOD!!!
[2026-02-27 09:23:00] Doktor NONONO : MOOOO
[2026-02-27 09:23:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: rekt
[2026-02-27 09:23:32] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: TREK !
[2026-02-27 09:23:38] neki : to the stars
[2026-02-27 09:24:07] MadoffNakamoto : even Dan Peña is long here
[2026-02-27 09:24:21] Doktor NONONO : Lol
[2026-02-27 09:25:18] neki : *playing the inverse anti-contrariran anti-narrative convertible mixed-strategy*
[2026-02-27 09:25:50] MadoffNakamoto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbJxuxIpc_g :arthur: never gets old
[2026-02-27 09:26:08] BlissRP : neki: +100000000000
[2026-02-27 09:26:47] Doktor NONONO : Willpower not required
[2026-02-27 09:29:50] lee333 : Bull disable
[2026-02-27 09:29:55] lee333 : Bull cry
[2026-02-27 09:36:23] Shiro : lee333: umderwater? 🤣
[2026-02-27 09:40:43] lee333 : Died straight
[2026-02-27 09:43:11] BlissRP : wen 69420
[2026-02-27 09:45:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-02-27 09:46:44] neki : u trully are a fag, eu trader...
[2026-02-27 09:47:08] Shiro : Yeay let's retest 69 😄
[2026-02-27 09:48:30] Shiro : Eu can't do anything they're just a victim who's wrapped between asia and us lol
[2026-02-27 09:53:14] neki : Shiro: lol... some truth to it
[2026-02-27 09:54:36] neki : those my my native sessions tho... it's time I move to another part of the world, this makes no sense form e to spend 0.5% a waking day in this crap. i'll move somewhere <UTC +5
[2026-02-27 09:55:29] neki : 0.5% --> i meant 1/2
[2026-02-27 09:57:46] Shiro : neki: I used to trade on asia openings but now I'm doing US time the vol is much higher for now
[2026-02-27 09:59:05] Shiro : Fs man everything about living im EU/UK is depressing move somewhere better my mental health improve 10x since I moved out 😁
[2026-02-27 10:00:29] BlissRP : Shiro: haha i feel the same ser
[2026-02-27 10:00:41] BlissRP : the grass is always greener elsewhere :pepe:
[2026-02-27 10:00:56] Shiro : BlissRP: lol