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[2026-02-26 15:29:20] Dario1 : the only time a Roman Emperor was ever taken as a prisoner of war :arthur:
[2026-02-26 15:29:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : where are the 70 bullnOObs?
[2026-02-26 15:30:00] funny cat videos : Istanbear :pepe:
[2026-02-26 15:31:13] Gandalf the Grey : or wait
[2026-02-26 15:31:13] Gandalf the Grey : can i long kurwa
[2026-02-26 15:31:16] Gandalf the Grey : i need reentreeee
[2026-02-26 15:31:22] Dario1 : Luke Short: I’ve visited constantinopel’s historic sites. Beautiful indeed
[2026-02-26 15:32:03] Shiro : Dario1: +1
[2026-02-26 15:32:39] Luke Short : Dario1: Sir, it's Istanbuld now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg&list=RDvsQrKZcYtqg&start_radio=1
[2026-02-26 15:34:07] Dario1 : Luke Short: I’ve two apartments there, in sisli and besiktas neighborhood, renting to tourists
[2026-02-26 15:34:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 7000 USD @ 66829.7
[2026-02-26 15:34:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3000 USD @ 66768.9
[2026-02-26 15:34:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BCHUSD`: Sell 1000 Cont @ 487.8 ($32,570.37) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again
[2026-02-26 15:35:03] Gandalf the Grey : we need plunge protection guys
[2026-02-26 15:36:16] neki : dip in the marmelade
[2026-02-26 15:36:20] neki : bye bera
[2026-02-26 15:37:40] Gandalf the Grey : I think time for chicken
[2026-02-26 15:38:42] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 😂
[2026-02-26 15:40:05] bmagic : I just crapped my pants
[2026-02-26 15:40:11] bmagic : Moon time
[2026-02-26 15:42:09] Gandalf the Grey : I heard that 75k was promised
[2026-02-26 15:43:12] Dario1 : 66666 again 😈
[2026-02-26 15:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `AVAXUSDT`: Buy 1043.9000 AVAX @ 9.328 ($9,740.42) - 🚀 🚀 🚀
[2026-02-26 15:44:44] Momes : its just gooning everyone left and right gGg
[2026-02-26 15:45:48] Gandalf the Grey : 66799 SLs gonna suicide lol
[2026-02-26 15:46:57] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 67444 . longstops 67333
[2026-02-26 15:49:01] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/7ol9qzDsCCQ?si=IT2FOTDylWEZbFY_ , :doge:
[2026-02-26 15:49:56] PeacenLuv : long entry 67333 longittup lezgohh btc
[2026-02-26 15:50:10] PeacenLuv : time to poooompahhh
[2026-02-26 15:50:32] PeacenLuv : hammer sui koin long too
[2026-02-26 15:51:18] PeacenLuv : xbtusdperpz longstops up 67258
[2026-02-26 15:52:36] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/LGD9i718kBU?si=AJiPRsmxdPDawdn7 , :doge:
[2026-02-26 15:59:30] Gandalf the Grey : gold fucked bears lmao
[2026-02-26 16:02:37] neki : leaky leaks, wiki leaks, wicky wicks, leaky wicks
[2026-02-26 16:03:39] neki : Gandalf the Grey: theres the unpegg narative yea. Might be some truth to it, since inverse corelation goldbtc was a foctor in January gold runu
[2026-02-26 16:03:47] neki : run -up*
[2026-02-26 16:04:14] Gandalf the Grey : just buy low and pray it is low
[2026-02-26 16:04:16] Gandalf the Grey : wallah best tactic
[2026-02-26 16:06:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin=store of value
[2026-02-26 16:06:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 67186.1 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-02-26 16:11:26] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/lexx_aura/status/2026972696232263802 , AI
[2026-02-26 16:12:30] Gandalf the Grey : Slayzilla
[2026-02-26 16:15:27] PeacenLuv : long entry 67144 stops 67111
[2026-02-26 16:15:59] PeacenLuv : sui 5min v bottoming longittup
[2026-02-26 16:16:37] PeacenLuv : *67088 long entry btc
[2026-02-26 16:17:05] PeacenLuv : btcz alive n strong at 67k
[2026-02-26 16:17:44] PeacenLuv : weeeeewoooooohh btc bully
[2026-02-26 16:18:07] 45th_blown_account : :Arthur:
[2026-02-26 16:26:48] PeacenLuv : poompahhh btc up gobiggreen
[2026-02-26 16:29:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : PeacenLuv: rekt
[2026-02-26 16:29:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOUBLE TOP!!! DOOM INCOMING!!!
[2026-02-26 16:33:04] PeacenLuv : addin longs btc 67758 @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-02-26 16:33:23] PeacenLuv : looknat 3day longittup . lezhohh
[2026-02-26 16:33:41] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666: REKT
[2026-02-26 16:34:45] PeacenLuv : sui 5mim bottomed buy it
[2026-02-26 16:35:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67066.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-02-26 16:35:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSD`: Sell 68 Cont @ 0.000003831 ($174.52)
[2026-02-26 16:36:26] PeacenLuv : long entry 66986 btc 250x
[2026-02-26 16:37:17] The_Reaper : The monkey came out of the sleeve
[2026-02-26 16:37:24] The_Reaper : Dump this fookin sh!t
[2026-02-26 16:37:28] PeacenLuv : addingblongs entry 66994
[2026-02-26 16:37:39] PeacenLuv : The_Reaper: poompahh btc
[2026-02-26 16:38:15] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOMP EETTT
[2026-02-26 16:45:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 60 Cont @ 2008.71 ($8,075.10) - That red candle had your name on it
[2026-02-26 16:45:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 1496 XRP @ 1.4023 ($2,098.15) - You had leverage in the air, now it’s gone – but you were there!
[2026-02-26 16:45:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSDT`: Sell 187460000 SHIB @ 0.00000595 ($1,130.76)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `POLUSDT`: Sell 600 POL @ 0.109 ($66.36)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 25 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 3.423 ($87.45)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TONUSDT`: Sell 110 TON @ 1.2834 ($141.20)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ARBUSDT`: Sell 1390 ARB @ 0.0971 ($135.11)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSDT`: Sell 500 ADA @ 0.2863 ($143.20)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `OPUSDT`: Sell 1200 OP @ 0.1188 ($146.40)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `AAVEUSDT`: Sell 0.9000 AAVE @ 114.04 ($102.66)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1300 DOGE @ 0.09685 ($125.94)
[2026-02-26 16:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BNBUSDT`: Sell 0.2000 BNB @ 617.71 ($123.57)
[2026-02-26 16:46:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 66857.9 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-02-26 16:46:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0200 XBT @ 66828.2 ($1,336.60)
[2026-02-26 16:46:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-02-26 16:46:29] Luke Short : daaaaamn ronnie
[2026-02-26 16:48:22] Gandalf the Grey : satan tested
[2026-02-26 16:51:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSDT`: Sell 351170000 PEPE @ 0.000003782 ($1,328.48)
[2026-02-26 16:51:17] Gandalf the Grey : WW3 lads
[2026-02-26 16:51:32] Luke Short : pepe looks bad
[2026-02-26 16:51:34] Gandalf the Grey : Stalin resurrescted
[2026-02-26 16:51:40] Gandalf the Grey : Jesus coming back
[2026-02-26 16:51:45] Gandalf the Grey : Sell all
[2026-02-26 16:52:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 50 ZEC @ 239.3 ($11,964.35) - Margin call knocked – nobody home?
[2026-02-26 16:52:07] Gandalf the Grey : which chad fat fingered 10M
[2026-02-26 16:53:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 912 XRP @ 1.3881 ($1,266.09)
[2026-02-26 16:54:16] Luke Short : XRP 1 dollar soon?
[2026-02-26 16:54:52] Luke Short : or 50 cent?
[2026-02-26 16:55:32] Luke Short : lmao look at the weekly chart for BTC
[2026-02-26 16:55:37] Luke Short : this is baaaaad
[2026-02-26 16:57:35] bmagic : Long now
[2026-02-26 16:57:40] bmagic : Second top
[2026-02-26 16:58:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt
[2026-02-26 16:58:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2200 USD @ 66537.7
[2026-02-26 17:06:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 113 Cont @ 1995.17 ($15,094.63) - McDonald's is hiring
[2026-02-26 17:07:32] Gandalf the Grey : we need 68kek for boolish action
[2026-02-26 17:09:49] Shiro : Not a bad idea to relong it here as we can retest 69 😄
[2026-02-26 17:10:34] Shiro : 69 the holly number 🤣
[2026-02-26 17:11:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt
[2026-02-26 17:12:08] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: how can I be rekt as my ave entry is 63 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 17:12:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: soon
[2026-02-26 17:12:19] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: are you still underwater?
[2026-02-26 17:12:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: added to short in the morning
[2026-02-26 17:12:53] Shiro : You just adding up to survive or what?
[2026-02-26 17:13:16] Shiro : 65 shorting was a bad idea lol
[2026-02-26 17:13:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: i will be one of the richiest humans in the world in autumn
[2026-02-26 17:14:29] Shiro : I'm thinking to adding up to my long that's difference @Dr.van_Doom666 I already had a beautiful profit and still holding my entry now I can having the second round lol
[2026-02-26 17:14:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : i am short since 25k
[2026-02-26 17:15:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : and added every 5k now i am rich
[2026-02-26 17:15:20] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: you're underwater when you can make a lot of profit and you hope not getting rekt the difference is clear I guess
[2026-02-26 17:15:22] Shiro : Lol
[2026-02-26 17:15:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : i have 88.28 Btc...
[2026-02-26 17:16:46] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: if you continue your behaviour very soon after you end up with .088 BTC 🤣
[2026-02-26 17:17:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : i will sell at 44k and 38k
[2026-02-26 17:17:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : and 25k
[2026-02-26 17:18:19] Shiro : Nice good luck 🍀
[2026-02-26 17:20:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : ans the rest at 1k
[2026-02-26 17:20:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : and
[2026-02-26 17:25:37] Gandalf the Grey : whym it is good to watch your account go from 10k to 1k no?
[2026-02-26 17:25:42] Gandalf the Grey : and pray all the way for a reversal
[2026-02-26 17:25:55] Gandalf the Grey : the will must be trained
[2026-02-26 17:36:55] funny cat videos : dr pullrun and the bullrun to 30k
[2026-02-26 17:42:57] neki : what can you do when ure jus "fed" up with how "qt" and "interesting" trade day is today? :D
[2026-02-26 18:00:03] GodBleesYou : :doge:
[2026-02-26 18:01:34] lee333 : /position BTCUSDT ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -5 XBT @ 66813 ```
[2026-02-26 18:05:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : lee333: +1
[2026-02-26 18:08:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6500 USD @ 66596.4
[2026-02-26 18:36:06] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 67194
[2026-02-26 18:36:12] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666: poompitt
[2026-02-26 18:36:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 5 Cont @ 2005.24 ($674.97)
[2026-02-26 18:37:56] PeacenLuv : 67258 longstops up
[2026-02-26 18:38:04] PeacenLuv : full pump mode btc
[2026-02-26 18:38:11] Djdez : Btc up we goooooooo 🚀
[2026-02-26 18:43:53] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry 67126
[2026-02-26 18:43:56] PeacenLuv : pumpittup
[2026-02-26 18:44:29] PeacenLuv : 66992 long liquids xbtusdperps
[2026-02-26 18:45:41] Shiro : Fs I'm fed up with bmex what's wrong with you guys my charts crashing down every mins and I need to reload the site!!!! Wtf!!!! I try all different browsers and still having the same issue for the pas 2 weeks!!! @admin!!!!
[2026-02-26 18:46:49] neki : another candle bls
[2026-02-26 18:47:29] neki : Shiro: turn off hardware acceleration in browser that ure usig
[2026-02-26 18:49:22] neki : dear Teddy
[2026-02-26 18:49:32] neki : the bear market is un-bearable
[2026-02-26 18:49:40] neki : bls, bera, go home now.
[2026-02-26 18:49:58] neki : Sincerly, 5k greencadle
[2026-02-26 19:01:42] neki : now witness true fear
[2026-02-26 19:01:48] neki : well, in an hour
[2026-02-26 19:02:16] funny cat videos : started :pepe:
[2026-02-26 19:02:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 8 Cont @ 2015.95 ($1,088.93)
[2026-02-26 19:04:18] Shiro : 69 retest?😄
[2026-02-26 19:04:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 33000 USD @ 67752 - Are ya winning, son?
[2026-02-26 19:05:03] neki : keep whackin 'em Ronnie
[2026-02-26 19:05:06] Shiro : This time we can push it even higher as bera donated us more fuels ⛽️
[2026-02-26 19:05:09] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-02-26 19:05:22] neki : Shiro: well
[2026-02-26 19:05:44] neki : on eof my brokers refused to fill my 70000 limit sell yesterday
[2026-02-26 19:05:58] neki : end price 69998.6
[2026-02-26 19:06:24] Shiro : It's alright so you can put an order on 72 😄
[2026-02-26 19:06:31] Shiro : Lucky you
[2026-02-26 19:07:09] neki : which means I canceled that order because it intends to go higher , so next fill would put me in loss. broker never does optimal price, always refuses to deal if unvarouable for it. so there's that :D
[2026-02-26 19:07:56] neki : Shiro: im bulla, tho I admit i will ease into shorts from 71 upwards
[2026-02-26 19:08:32] Shiro : I would like to see 74 🙃
[2026-02-26 19:08:36] neki : but "ease".. like 2% each 200usd
[2026-02-26 19:08:51] Shiro : It's time for me to abuse my self with some hopuim lol
[2026-02-26 19:09:06] neki : i'll get the pipe
[2026-02-26 19:09:10] neki : :D
[2026-02-26 19:09:13] Shiro : Come on 74 😁
[2026-02-26 19:09:33] Shiro : Let's get high on hopium together
[2026-02-26 19:09:36] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-02-26 19:12:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMM
[2026-02-26 19:13:24] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: hands up shorts down 🔫
[2026-02-26 19:23:14] neki : 5
[2026-02-26 19:23:15] neki : 4
[2026-02-26 19:23:18] neki : 3
[2026-02-26 19:23:20] neki : 2
[2026-02-26 19:23:22] neki : 1
[2026-02-26 19:23:26] neki : !
[2026-02-26 19:25:48] Gandalf the Grey : satan support always good
[2026-02-26 19:27:09] BlissRP : 56669?
[2026-02-26 19:28:00] Gandalf the Grey : that is if Baal becomes a bear
[2026-02-26 19:28:04] Gandalf the Grey : for now Hell is longing
[2026-02-26 19:29:04] BlissRP : big nose
[2026-02-26 19:43:21] Gandalf the Grey : Will Trump send it to Iran
[2026-02-26 19:44:25] Gandalf the Grey : ber blessed with a possible exit at lower loss
[2026-02-26 20:18:50] neki : expecttions rise
[2026-02-26 20:19:14] neki : Gandalf the Grey: no war... Trump wont let crypto crap happen
[2026-02-26 20:19:32] neki : so as long as World liberty finance is in, we are at world peace
[2026-02-26 20:27:07] Gandalf the Grey : Time to retake 70keke
[2026-02-26 20:30:12] BlissRP : time to retake 0
[2026-02-26 20:31:24] clarknova : XD
[2026-02-26 20:38:04] FishyGuy : clarknova: comment ca va mec?
[2026-02-26 20:38:30] bluemaster : https://x.com/JAN3com/status/1949190484603314352
[2026-02-26 20:39:16] FishyGuy : btc is the only way i can live my life being like yep.. fuck all the things
[2026-02-26 20:39:23] FishyGuy : btc is de way
[2026-02-26 20:45:08] neki : bluemaster: lol
[2026-02-26 20:46:02] clarknova : FishyGuy: No way !! Back from the dead too :D
[2026-02-26 20:46:38] clarknova : FishyGuy: I'm doing great. I'm moving to a new appartment in the coming weeks !
[2026-02-26 20:50:39] neki : ok enough of this crappy seller channel now
[2026-02-26 20:52:40] BlissRP : 1 green day and we forgot what 5 months of only pain feels like
[2026-02-26 20:52:43] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-02-26 20:52:49] BlissRP : we r so fked
[2026-02-26 20:54:15] neki : so fkked
[2026-02-26 20:56:42] bluemaster : Funny how retards think they will make money buying shitcoins and dumping bitcoin ... It is just bitcoin vs all human stupidity
[2026-02-26 20:59:00] bluemaster : just have a look market cap of all this garbage https://bitcoinwisdom.io/
[2026-02-26 21:07:29] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-02-26 21:07:36] GodBleesYou : this is endless sell pressure
[2026-02-26 21:07:40] GodBleesYou : such big bear
[2026-02-26 21:10:37] contract details : 1 day up 10 months down
[2026-02-26 21:14:24] Gandalf the Grey : yall dont want 80k or what
[2026-02-26 21:16:14] neki : tonight is the muthascheisse
[2026-02-26 21:16:34] neki : we go to 80kek i dont care
[2026-02-26 21:18:30] BlissRP : tonight is the schadenfreude
[2026-02-26 21:23:50] neki : bera-schadenfreude. bulla supreme!
[2026-02-26 21:28:35] neki : 68800 now
[2026-02-26 21:30:09] Gandalf the Grey : Asia will take us to moon
[2026-02-26 21:32:04] neki : BULLABULLA!!
[2026-02-26 21:32:16] neki : got my green paint
[2026-02-26 21:32:26] neki : got my horns helmet
[2026-02-26 21:32:33] neki : got my whip
[2026-02-26 21:32:51] neki : got my ring
[2026-02-26 21:33:17] neki : and I am seeing red
[2026-02-26 21:37:18] Gandalf the Grey : we were at 62k
[2026-02-26 21:37:20] Gandalf the Grey : now 67k
[2026-02-26 21:37:25] Gandalf the Grey : it is not that deep
[2026-02-26 21:40:19] contract details : how love is your dip
[2026-02-26 21:40:19] Gandalf the Grey : why can we do like eurusd
[2026-02-26 21:40:20] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-02-26 21:41:11] Gandalf the Grey : mid 66kish
[2026-02-26 21:41:15] Gandalf the Grey : max imo
[2026-02-26 21:43:20] contract details : dao;y tpuced the 5 ema and cried red
[2026-02-26 21:43:22] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-02-26 21:43:41] Gandalf the Grey : no comprende senor
[2026-02-26 21:45:36] FishyGuy : que?
[2026-02-26 21:47:24] neki : federal reserve keeps on keepin on
[2026-02-26 21:48:41] Gandalf the Grey : um que um que
[2026-02-26 21:48:44] neki : micro, macro, politico, technico, speculato
[2026-02-26 21:48:50] Gandalf the Grey : 73k is calling lads
[2026-02-26 21:49:16] neki : Gandalf the Grey: +1
[2026-02-26 21:51:02] Gandalf the Grey : BBL Drizzy
[2026-02-26 21:51:51] Gandalf the Grey : use will neki we neeeeed it
[2026-02-26 21:56:46] Dario1 : could still pullback to mid 66 one more time
[2026-02-26 21:56:52] Dario1 : before 71500
[2026-02-26 21:58:09] Gandalf the Grey : it has free will
[2026-02-26 22:01:30] funny cat videos : its sort of a bully flag on zoomed in 6h :pepe:
[2026-02-26 22:02:05] funny cat videos : tunnel magic is calling for 72-73k
[2026-02-26 22:06:16] BlissRP : funny cat videos: null flag
[2026-02-26 22:27:47] PeacenLuv : 😄longstops up 67358
[2026-02-26 22:31:43] speedwell : I see red I see red I see red
[2026-02-26 22:34:34] BlissRP : speedwell: red make bulla angry
[2026-02-26 22:34:58] speedwell : Charge!!!
[2026-02-26 22:34:59] BlissRP : angry bulla give horns
[2026-02-26 22:35:05] BlissRP : :catjam:
[2026-02-26 22:35:42] BlissRP : speedwell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfnMAbbgzqo
[2026-02-26 22:36:51] funny cat videos : BlissRP: pull flag :pepe:
[2026-02-26 22:37:04] BlissRP : funny cat videos: :arthur:
[2026-02-26 22:43:02] Shiro : Friday fun day 🥳
[2026-02-26 22:43:10] Shiro : Asia opening soon 🥁
[2026-02-26 22:45:17] speedwell : Fell the power, We horn growing just now
[2026-02-26 22:45:57] Shiro : Wtf is horn growing 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:46:39] speedwell : below 200ma
[2026-02-26 22:47:01] Shiro : 69 retest hopefully 71 😻🥳
[2026-02-26 22:48:43] BlissRP : retest 0 :pepe:
[2026-02-26 22:49:00] speedwell : There is a bull inside every bear.
[2026-02-26 22:49:21] BlissRP : speedwell: dont tell them ser!
[2026-02-26 22:49:33] Shiro : BlissRP: -1 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:49:50] speedwell : To early for sex education?
[2026-02-26 22:50:08] BlissRP : :kek::
[2026-02-26 22:50:14] Shiro : Sex deductions
[2026-02-26 22:52:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!
[2026-02-26 22:52:39] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: doom to 1k in 1mins 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:52:53] speedwell : Mr doom, it really is time to get out of your 9k short.
[2026-02-26 22:53:15] BlissRP : speedwell: you're just trying to scam him out of his riches!
[2026-02-26 22:53:18] BlissRP : mongrel!
[2026-02-26 22:53:35] Shiro : He's lying cause he's jealous it's always good to adding up to underwater position 🤣
[2026-02-26 22:53:54] BlissRP : they tried to do it to dexswap too, now he has a 200 foot yacht and buying our precious exchange
[2026-02-26 22:54:11] BlissRP : gg
[2026-02-26 22:54:23] Shiro : Never SL, SL is for the kids real men always adding up to position to protect it 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 22:54:33] speedwell : That a little bit of my yacht.
[2026-02-26 22:55:07] speedwell : I'll get to see it one day.
[2026-02-26 22:55:13] Shiro : BlissRP: lambo yacht
[2026-02-26 22:56:14] BlissRP : i am a jane street intern, and the algo is now reactivated
[2026-02-26 22:56:28] BlissRP : WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE :pepe:
[2026-02-26 22:56:39] Shiro : What's happened to jane street?
[2026-02-26 22:56:45] speedwell : not again
[2026-02-26 22:56:53] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-02-26 22:57:13] Shiro : No more jane street forever moon 🌝🤣
[2026-02-26 22:58:04] BlissRP : jim street is already being created to continue our legacy
[2026-02-26 22:58:10] Gandalf the Grey : maybe we should eat 3 dubai chocolates every day and get diabetes and die.
[2026-02-26 22:58:17] BlissRP : after they try to shut it down
[2026-02-26 22:58:25] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: those are honestly gross m8
[2026-02-26 22:58:25] speedwell : Do bears have spiky penises? Let me in on the joke.
[2026-02-26 22:58:37] Gandalf the Grey : yup
[2026-02-26 22:58:42] Gandalf the Grey : vlinder one is nice tho
[2026-02-26 22:58:50] Gandalf the Grey : only one i like
[2026-02-26 22:59:42] speedwell : I live on a road
[2026-02-26 22:59:54] BlissRP : speedwell: how unfortunate ser
[2026-02-26 23:00:04] BlissRP : i live on an island in a cave :pepe:
[2026-02-26 23:00:16] Shiro : We're all ending up homeless it's alright
[2026-02-26 23:00:20] Gandalf the Grey : I am ded
[2026-02-26 23:00:38] speedwell : I am Dad
[2026-02-26 23:01:03] Shiro : 1hr to go
[2026-02-26 23:02:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flashcrash...
[2026-02-26 23:02:45] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: who's smoking crack again!
[2026-02-26 23:03:24] Shiro : 1k sir mahalo
[2026-02-26 23:03:35] Shiro : Mahaloooo 🥳
[2026-02-26 23:04:47] Gandalf the Grey : if your dick leans more to left short, otherwise long
[2026-02-26 23:04:49] Gandalf the Grey : best tactic
[2026-02-26 23:04:55] speedwell : My super model ex girlfriend has a bottom.
[2026-02-26 23:05:05] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: amazing reference 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 23:05:14] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: what if its an upwards lean do u just kms?
[2026-02-26 23:05:20] BlissRP : do i*
[2026-02-26 23:05:21] Gandalf the Grey : most ppl have it @speedwell
[2026-02-26 23:05:41] Gandalf the Grey : BlissRP: upward means more leverage. if it down it means lower leverage
[2026-02-26 23:05:50] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-02-26 23:05:57] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 23:06:01] BlissRP : upwards left, i am going 250x short
[2026-02-26 23:06:06] BlissRP : see you in valhalla
[2026-02-26 23:06:13] Shiro : Lol
[2026-02-26 23:06:15] speedwell : I.ve just been thinking about bottoms lately
[2026-02-26 23:06:28] Gandalf the Grey : yes follow your animal instinct
[2026-02-26 23:06:29] BlissRP : speedwell: maybe you are gay ser
[2026-02-26 23:06:55] BlissRP : they like it in the bottom
[2026-02-26 23:06:56] speedwell : btc is gay?
[2026-02-26 23:07:08] Shiro : Gays are happy
[2026-02-26 23:07:09] Gandalf the Grey : rounding bottoms are nice
[2026-02-26 23:07:17] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: cause they do not talk to women
[2026-02-26 23:07:30] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
[2026-02-26 23:07:30] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-02-26 23:07:33] BlissRP : ok you win
[2026-02-26 23:07:38] BlissRP : he wins
[2026-02-26 23:07:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : pipeblower
[2026-02-26 23:07:58] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: we snort
[2026-02-26 23:08:17] BlissRP : and this is why i still come here 5 years after communist trading ban
[2026-02-26 23:08:20] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-02-26 23:08:24] speedwell : you can't get your horn in a V shaped bottom.
[2026-02-26 23:08:33] Gandalf the Grey : nigga stooooop
[2026-02-26 23:08:42] BlissRP : speedwell: that depends which side of the V you are aiming for, ser
[2026-02-26 23:09:10] Shiro : Lol bmex trollbox is the best 🤣
[2026-02-26 23:09:27] speedwell : aiming? I snort you just wave it about?
[2026-02-26 23:09:56] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM high lev anthem
[2026-02-26 23:10:32] Gandalf the Grey : i kinda wanna go road trip in usa
[2026-02-26 23:10:35] Gandalf the Grey : who is with me
[2026-02-26 23:10:39] Gandalf the Grey : oh wait we cannot bitmex there
[2026-02-26 23:10:42] Gandalf the Grey : fuuuuuuck
[2026-02-26 23:10:59] BlissRP : you can still chat sht m8
[2026-02-26 23:11:03] BlissRP : can confirm
[2026-02-26 23:11:26] Gandalf the Grey : where burgers trade on leverage
[2026-02-26 23:11:31] Gandalf the Grey : i only know here lol
[2026-02-26 23:11:39] speedwell : I nedd to get back to recording my songs.
[2026-02-26 23:11:46] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: only on dex's
[2026-02-26 23:11:48] speedwell : I'm still alive
[2026-02-26 23:13:47] Gandalf the Grey : lizard lizard lizard lizard
[2026-02-26 23:16:58] speedwell : I'm catching a train to my Mothers tomorrow in Australia! Who's with me?
[2026-02-26 23:17:42] Gandalf the Grey : Are kangaroos scary irl?
[2026-02-26 23:18:08] Gandalf the Grey : have you ever woken up with a spider in your bed?
[2026-02-26 23:18:28] speedwell : They are easier to pick up than the women.
[2026-02-26 23:18:35] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: theyre huge bullies bruv
[2026-02-26 23:18:51] BlissRP : speedwell: wtf is that supposed to mean???
[2026-02-26 23:18:57] speedwell : But I mostly hit them with my car
[2026-02-26 23:19:07] BlissRP : dont they big strong tails that doesnt sound easy
[2026-02-26 23:20:07] speedwell : They stop talking back after that.
[2026-02-26 23:20:31] BlissRP : talking????
[2026-02-26 23:20:36] BlissRP : dont do drugs kids
[2026-02-26 23:21:22] speedwell : Do people not take drugs and drive?
[2026-02-26 23:23:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : PEAK IS IN!!!
[2026-02-26 23:24:03] speedwell : Twin peaks, only up Laura.
[2026-02-26 23:24:37] Gandalf the Grey : it is better to sht in sink than to sink in sht. now let that sink in.
[2026-02-26 23:28:10] BlissRP : NOOM!!!!!
[2026-02-26 23:30:44] Gandalf the Grey : hooker in dubai is chepaer than dinner for 2 in dubai.....
[2026-02-26 23:30:50] Gandalf the Grey : cheaper
[2026-02-26 23:32:15] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: sus
[2026-02-26 23:33:21] speedwell : can't afford either
[2026-02-26 23:33:27] Gandalf the Grey : LMAOOOOOOO
[2026-02-26 23:36:27] speedwell : When ever I get down, I can always go next door and listen to my super model ex wife play piano. She knows all the latest hits.
[2026-02-26 23:37:44] Gandalf the Grey : If she was a latina you would be dead
[2026-02-26 23:38:07] speedwell : Dad?
[2026-02-26 23:39:56] Gandalf the Grey : i go bed
[2026-02-26 23:39:58] Gandalf the Grey : this is boring af
[2026-02-26 23:40:12] Gandalf the Grey : big move in 5 min guaranteed lol
[2026-02-26 23:40:30] clarknova : Gandalf the Grey: :kek:
[2026-02-26 23:40:31] bmagic : Dump time
[2026-02-26 23:40:45] speedwell : always happens on someboy's elses watch
[2026-02-26 23:40:49] bmagic : Rejection of the fatty
[2026-02-26 23:42:54] BlissRP : see. 0 retestt
[2026-02-26 23:43:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!!
[2026-02-26 23:44:33] Gandalf the Grey : lets see who win tomorrow
[2026-02-26 23:44:38] Gandalf the Grey : today is finished
[2026-02-26 23:45:18] bmagic : Dr.van_Doom666: so right
[2026-02-26 23:49:32] speedwell : Do you remember what happened last time when the 200 crossed the 360 daily?
[2026-02-26 23:49:58] bmagic : Doom
[2026-02-26 23:50:26] speedwell : Mr DOOM to you.
[2026-02-26 23:51:33] BlissRP : Mt Doom
[2026-02-27 00:01:01] Gandalf the Grey : I think trading 1 min on ketamine is better than trading 200 / 360 cross on daily lol
[2026-02-27 00:01:43] MadoffNakamoto : I'm x67 long with full capital including life savings and house mortgage, what about you guys
[2026-02-27 00:02:04] Gandalf the Grey : make it 69x
[2026-02-27 00:02:08] Gandalf the Grey : just for good luck
[2026-02-27 00:02:16] Gandalf the Grey : or no
[2026-02-27 00:02:21] Gandalf the Grey : keep it six seeeeven
[2026-02-27 00:02:23] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDD
[2026-02-27 00:02:26] MadoffNakamoto : HAHAHAHAHA
[2026-02-27 00:02:55] speedwell : One more leg down, buy, enjoy your life.
[2026-02-27 00:03:55] speedwell : The last bits the hardest.
[2026-02-27 00:04:49] Abomohammed : Hi
[2026-02-27 00:05:32] MadoffNakamoto : pump it beras
[2026-02-27 00:10:29] Aboloai : Hi
[2026-02-27 00:14:47] speedwell : low
[2026-02-27 00:57:36] MANsa_MOONsa : down more
[2026-02-27 00:58:20] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, -0.0556 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-02-27 00:58:26] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-02-27 01:00:02] MadoffNakamoto : 200K EOY :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:03:07] MANsa_MOONsa : i wanna double down...
[2026-02-27 01:03:14] MANsa_MOONsa : we need 2 go lower please
[2026-02-27 01:04:09] GodBleesYou : ...........
[2026-02-27 01:04:21] MadoffNakamoto : MANsa_MOONsa: do it
[2026-02-27 01:05:20] GodBleesYou : MadoffNakamoto: first let the bear win
[2026-02-27 01:05:28] GodBleesYou : -90% then +10000%
[2026-02-27 01:05:29] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-02-27 01:05:44] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:10:59] thankyousomuch : complete bear market
[2026-02-27 01:11:17] thankyousomuch : 1 year no long
[2026-02-27 01:26:25] Dario1 : UP ONLY :btc: 🚀
[2026-02-27 01:37:12] MadoffNakamoto : are you done yet beras :arthur:
[2026-02-27 01:40:57] PeacenLuv : 0.932 longstops up sauikoin
[2026-02-27 01:46:51] PeacenLuv : 67162 long entry btc pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-02-27 01:47:20] PeacenLuv : MadoffNakamoto: pumpittup 2ook e o m
[2026-02-27 01:48:13] PeacenLuv : longing the 30 min xbtusd
[2026-02-27 01:48:21] PeacenLuv : red
[2026-02-27 01:48:32] PeacenLuv : green
[2026-02-27 01:48:37] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-02-27 01:48:53] PeacenLuv : sui 1hr longittup check vol
[2026-02-27 01:52:11] PeacenLuv : 30min close potential bullish engulfing
[2026-02-27 01:52:21] PeacenLuv : xbtusd
[2026-02-27 01:52:46] PeacenLuv : 8min to close
[2026-02-27 01:54:06] MadoffNakamoto : 67x always safe
[2026-02-27 02:36:32] bluemaster : Dario1: :btc: eventually 😝
[2026-02-27 02:37:05] bluemaster : just waiting for this kids to get more lunch money ( I feel guilty ) :pepe:
[2026-02-27 03:13:56] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 30 min longittup entry 67150
[2026-02-27 03:14:26] PeacenLuv : 250x longs xbtusdperps no guts np glory bringitonn
[2026-02-27 03:15:00] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67111
[2026-02-27 03:18:18] 45th_blown_account : `Never sell your bitcoins` Donald Trump :kek:
[2026-02-27 03:20:28] Dario1 : bluemaster: to alleviate the guilt, I try to shift my perspective
[2026-02-27 03:20:45] Dario1 : I don't view profits as taking money away from kids
[2026-02-27 03:21:03] Dario1 : but as a reward for disciplined risk management and patience 😜
[2026-02-27 03:21:21] Dario1 : It reflects my strategy rather than kids misfortune
[2026-02-27 03:21:46] Dario1 : Besides, not a day goes by that you don't share high-quality, free educational tips about risk management and the dangers of over-leveraging…
[2026-02-27 03:21:59] Dario1 : so don’t feel guilty mate
[2026-02-27 03:22:28] Dario1 : MMs on the other hand should feel very very guilty :kek:
[2026-02-27 03:24:30] bluemaster : https://x.com/NickSzabo4/status/2027140245767258356
[2026-02-27 03:26:18] contract details : time to break the low
[2026-02-27 03:26:19] contract details : heheehehe
[2026-02-27 03:26:26] contract details : 1 day pump 10 month dump :pepe:
[2026-02-27 03:31:36] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: we need more FUD, FUD is mega bullish
[2026-02-27 03:35:08] bluemaster : https://x.com/1914ad/status/2026757796390449382
[2026-02-27 03:35:30] bluemaster : MadoffNakamoto: it is not FUD BItcoin price should be 500k +
[2026-02-27 03:36:11] bluemaster : using shitcoin collateral to naked short bitcoin on empty order books mate and assholes like Jane street will learn hard lesson
[2026-02-27 03:39:36] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: same way people cried and blamed elon cuck for the dump in 2021. People always want to blame someone. When in truth its just the market doing its thing. I dont get why one would be unhappy about a price drop. Just btfd
[2026-02-27 03:40:17] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: and I heavily disagree, bitcoin "shouldn't be anywhere"
[2026-02-27 03:41:14] Dario1 : Book title: The art of rug-pull a liquidity pool, professionally
[2026-02-27 03:41:19] Dario1 : Author: Jane Street
[2026-02-27 03:41:26] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 03:41:46] Dario1 : rig-pulling*
[2026-02-27 03:41:48] bluemaster : MadoffNakamoto: for me is good price is here , I don;t have any conflict of interest . Imagine your house price if everyone is allowed to naked short on some derivative bullshit . Today I tried to transfer cash to Kraken to buy spot bitcoin ,guess what 10k maximum allowed per month ..... they trying every single trick in a book to suppress price !
[2026-02-27 03:43:09] MadoffNakamoto : bluemaster: trying every single trick and here we are bottoming out at 60K. I'd say they aren't trying hard enough
[2026-02-27 03:43:34] MadoffNakamoto : "they"
[2026-02-27 03:43:41] MadoffNakamoto : :arthu:
[2026-02-27 03:43:47] BlissRP : try harder kids
[2026-02-27 03:43:47] MadoffNakamoto : this always makes me laugh
[2026-02-27 03:43:49] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-02-27 03:45:24] MadoffNakamoto : anyway, back to topic: pump it beras
[2026-02-27 03:48:55] flatn12 : 这种垃圾平台还有人用？
[2026-02-27 03:51:40] Gandalf the Grey : flatn12: 是的，我们很喜欢。
[2026-02-27 03:54:21] BlissRP : send to infinity :doge:
[2026-02-27 03:55:47] MadoffNakamoto : up only, only up ™
[2026-02-27 03:57:21] Dario1 : UP ONLY 🧪🧪🧪
[2026-02-27 03:57:22] PeacenLuv : btc pumping up lezgohh
[2026-02-27 03:57:56] MadoffNakamoto : 200K EOY :arthur: long your longs
[2026-02-27 03:58:46] Gandalf the Grey : we need to break 72k
[2026-02-27 03:58:49] Gandalf the Grey : why we go so slow up
[2026-02-27 03:58:53] Gandalf the Grey : it no good
[2026-02-27 03:59:26] PeacenLuv : big 30min about to close
[2026-02-27 04:01:27] Traczii : flatn12: 我们喜欢被我们的黑王征服 :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:02:06] Gandalf the Grey : u wrote that we like to get fucked my our monkey btw
[2026-02-27 04:02:13] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-02-27 04:02:17] Traczii : lmao
[2026-02-27 04:02:22] Doktor NONONO : Tough crowd
[2026-02-27 04:04:09] Doktor NONONO : Hallelujah day
[2026-02-27 04:04:11] MadoffNakamoto : Jane Street is long here :arthur: :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:04:39] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: :arthur:
[2026-02-27 04:04:45] MadoffNakamoto : Dario1: lmfao
[2026-02-27 04:05:26] Doktor NONONO : Jane is smart, Dicks must be like Jane @MadoffNakamoto
[2026-02-27 04:05:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 13400 USD @ 67775.4
[2026-02-27 04:06:27] Gandalf the Grey : how you rekt a long near the top
[2026-02-27 04:06:28] Gandalf the Grey : wtf
[2026-02-27 04:06:28] MadoffNakamoto : RonnieREKT: never 100x. 67x, always.
[2026-02-27 04:06:37] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: HAHAHAHA
[2026-02-27 04:06:41] Gandalf the Grey : bro is beta testing 500x i guess
[2026-02-27 04:10:04] Gandalf the Grey : rememeber it is not fomo trade it is a breakout trade.....
[2026-02-27 04:12:10] Doktor NONONO : Juicy 3Day candle close print last night. Bulcontrol 4H this morning.
[2026-02-27 04:13:39] Doktor NONONO : Bears are dead any Numba 68700+