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[2026-02-25 11:35:44] BMEXcheers : I am rather concerned
[2026-02-25 11:35:47] Werner : BMEXcheers: mahalo, you need to @admin not @admisn to summon a trollbox admin slave ! Mahalo !
[2026-02-25 11:36:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HOODUSDT`: Sell 3.0900 HOOD @ 74.55 ($NaN) - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial
[2026-02-25 11:36:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 3.8200 CRCL @ 68.51 ($NaN) - There goes ur space money
[2026-02-25 11:36:36] Mr. JB : cmon btc bulls buy this.
[2026-02-25 11:37:02] Mr. JB : go 68k now
[2026-02-25 11:37:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 0.8200 CRCL @ 69.6 ($NaN) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-02-25 11:38:12] BitMEX_Emo : BMEXcheers: Hey - yes @Werner is correct - did you send in a support ticket?
[2026-02-25 11:39:56] Werner : BitMEX_Emo: mahalo sir ! Please do not read the chat above his message, mahalo !
[2026-02-25 11:40:09] Werner : It’s a wastage of time to do so, mahalo !
[2026-02-25 11:40:15] bluemaster : Dario: https://x.com/0xmitsurii/status/2026329880519156000
[2026-02-25 11:40:50] BitMEX_Emo : Werner: haha too late 😅
[2026-02-25 11:41:07] Werner : BitMEX_Emo: okay i’m ready for my ban sir, mahalo !
[2026-02-25 11:41:23] Werner : I’ve prepared in advance !
[2026-02-25 11:41:33] Shiro : Mahalo sir mahalo 😄
[2026-02-25 11:41:39] Doktor NONONO : MAholeys sers
[2026-02-25 11:41:46] BitMEX_Emo : Werner: don't worry, I can handle some light trolling 😝
[2026-02-25 11:42:04] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: hey Dr how're you doing sir!
[2026-02-25 11:43:35] Werner : BitMEX_Emo: Looks like stacy aka BitMEX_Anastasia hasn’t brainwashed your majesty enough sir, stella chris or stefan or patrick, sean from the old days would just apply the commie practice without a second thought of a hammer dropping on sir werner’s head. I like the new non commie style administration, mahalo !
[2026-02-25 11:44:04] Doktor NONONO : I'm alive. So there's that. @Shiro
[2026-02-25 11:44:30] Werner : HANSY PANSY HAS trained the new socialist commies, i can see his liberal influence.
[2026-02-25 11:45:38] Werner : There’s underwater long and than there are extreme under water longs
[2026-02-25 11:45:44] Werner : And this is one of them
[2026-02-25 11:45:48] Werner : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 3,000 USD @ 77279.7527 ```
[2026-02-25 11:45:55] Werner : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.011 XBT @ 112067.9 ```
[2026-02-25 11:46:08] Werner : /position ltcusdt ``` :bitmex: LTCUSDT: 60 LTC @ 101.20063 ```
[2026-02-25 11:46:40] Werner : Liquidate or 1 milllion, there’s no in between, mahalo !
[2026-02-25 11:46:47] Doktor NONONO : Werner: yussis, those are some scuba balls u got there man
[2026-02-25 11:47:10] Doktor NONONO : LTC will go green very soon
[2026-02-25 11:47:26] Doktor NONONO : BTC has never had 13 red Heiken Ashi's
[2026-02-25 11:47:43] Werner : Doktor NONONO: If you’re under 0.1x losing is impossible until the pedo corn goes down forever and ever sir, mahalo !
[2026-02-25 11:48:25] Doktor NONONO : Prior 3D heiken ashi red record was 10, just over 6 years ago.
[2026-02-25 11:48:42] Doktor NONONO : Werner: All brainz u are ser
[2026-02-25 11:49:01] Werner : :arthur:
[2026-02-25 11:49:28] Doktor NONONO : Apologies for absence, haven't even looked at a chart in well over a week. Mum has not been well. Frontotemporal Dementia is a special kind of hell.
[2026-02-25 11:49:54] Doktor NONONO : Rather put me in a woodchipper
[2026-02-25 11:50:06] Doktor NONONO : moving on
[2026-02-25 11:53:32] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: awww 💔
[2026-02-25 11:53:33] Doktor NONONO : That's how u get out of hell
[2026-02-25 11:55:19] Doktor NONONO : Beruforia is ending
[2026-02-25 11:57:07] Doktor NONONO : Buls are mending
[2026-02-25 11:57:25] Doktor NONONO : Sending soon
[2026-02-25 11:57:26] Gandalf the Grey : SOL only good coin
[2026-02-25 11:58:27] Doktor NONONO : SOL is going to the sideways gulag. If you like that kinda thing.
[2026-02-25 11:59:02] Doktor NONONO : Can't see it claiming it's high for a while
[2026-02-25 11:59:56] Doktor NONONO : Ugly chart that
[2026-02-25 12:00:22] Doktor NONONO : with a capital F
[2026-02-25 12:02:59] Gandalf the Grey : eth wanna 2k test
[2026-02-25 12:04:17] Doktor NONONO : BTC on other hand, is going to have biggest monthly candle in March, ever
[2026-02-25 12:04:40] Doktor NONONO : 100% + candle
[2026-02-25 12:05:41] neki : mufasa candle into 105 now
[2026-02-25 12:05:42] Doktor NONONO : 5 months of blood is enough
[2026-02-25 12:05:54] neki : Doktor NONONO: welcome baakt
[2026-02-25 12:06:18] Doktor NONONO : thanks for now @neki
[2026-02-25 12:07:12] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc pumpittup
[2026-02-25 12:07:22] PeacenLuv : Doktor NONONO:
[2026-02-25 12:07:50] Doktor NONONO : Good to see you not a casualty of these labour pains
[2026-02-25 12:09:07] Doktor NONONO : The cord is almost cut
[2026-02-25 12:10:46] neki : bulls gettin greedy tho.. enevryone guning the 60-62 level to buyin. dont be cheap now bulla, 2k doesnt matter at 105k
[2026-02-25 12:11:18] neki : im yolo from 93 spot, then 68 spot
[2026-02-25 12:11:39] Doktor NONONO : Upside cascade is inevitable now
[2026-02-25 12:11:48] neki : So I average out at Saylor :D lol
[2026-02-25 12:12:06] Doktor NONONO : Anyone under 100K is early
[2026-02-25 12:13:38] Doktor NONONO : Saylor has genius ballz
[2026-02-25 12:14:00] neki : just a tiny deetail of bleeding hard from 93 where I YOLO closed my short hedge 2-to-1... aaand yolo flipped shot hedge again at 682 before mother of fakkin China dropped it to here on MOnday morning.
[2026-02-25 12:14:30] neki : Timing has been a beetch
[2026-02-25 12:14:43] Doktor NONONO : ya, 63K is BTC range EQ. And it was aast downside void made by the composite
[2026-02-25 12:14:47] Doktor NONONO : last
[2026-02-25 12:15:19] Doktor NONONO : so much bul confluence at 63K it's frightening
[2026-02-25 12:16:19] neki : Doktor NONONO: i dunno, looking at oprderbook map I see mostly 60 waiting to bne bought, so this might not be it. Scared of the wick here. Realy afraid
[2026-02-25 12:16:41] Doktor NONONO : Good
[2026-02-25 12:17:05] Gandalf the Grey : i think the high lev got cleared last night both ways
[2026-02-25 12:17:26] Doktor NONONO : LEv shmev.
[2026-02-25 12:17:40] Doktor NONONO : this range is haling now
[2026-02-25 12:17:47] Doktor NONONO : fek man
[2026-02-25 12:17:53] Doktor NONONO : HEALING
[2026-02-25 12:18:09] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: mine didnt
[2026-02-25 12:18:18] Mr. JB : had a 1.32 xrp long
[2026-02-25 12:18:24] Mr. JB : high lev.
[2026-02-25 12:18:39] neki : might get tricky tomorrow fro Murica session, as well as Friday. Smth not sitting quite right here
[2026-02-25 12:19:04] Doktor NONONO : i think it's the PTSD talking
[2026-02-25 12:19:25] Luke Short : Are we at the top of the bounce yet?
[2026-02-25 12:19:53] Luke Short : ETH stronk
[2026-02-25 12:19:56] Doktor NONONO : Luke Short: no
[2026-02-25 12:20:18] kroleg666 : wen 0
[2026-02-25 12:20:27] kroleg666 : i wanna buy
[2026-02-25 12:20:56] Dario1 : bluemaster: LMAO 🤣
[2026-02-25 12:21:07] Dario1 : Similar thing happened to Einstein
[2026-02-25 12:21:24] Dario1 : it’s like being rejected by a local pub
[2026-02-25 12:21:34] Dario1 : and being forced to drink at the Chateau Marmont
[2026-02-25 12:21:41] neki : EU trader ballzy
[2026-02-25 12:21:54] neki : go rekt Murica shorts now young bukk zeke trader!
[2026-02-25 12:22:51] neki : Ronnie WILL speal
[2026-02-25 12:22:54] neki : speak
[2026-02-25 12:23:29] Luke Short : Last bounce before us open?
[2026-02-25 12:23:36] Doktor NONONO : Luke Short: no
[2026-02-25 12:24:28] neki : Doktor NONONO: i just wanna see yesterdays optimism repeat titself in the 65-67 region before EU bell
[2026-02-25 12:24:52] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 65547.5515 ```
[2026-02-25 12:25:09] neki : then some sweet consolidation for a day or two, then rocket fuel propelled rektage for shorts
[2026-02-25 12:25:56] Luke Short : Is this a good short entry here?
[2026-02-25 12:26:05] neki : bmagic: house money ? :D
[2026-02-25 12:27:42] Doktor NONONO : Luke Short: i believe the term is FAfo ser
[2026-02-25 12:27:43] neki : smack the bera Ronnie!
[2026-02-25 12:28:05] Luke Short : Doktor NONONO: yes
[2026-02-25 12:31:45] Doktor NONONO : Bera knows not what's what now. Things about to get eerie
[2026-02-25 12:32:44] Doktor NONONO : This beruforia ends in utter and complete implosion
[2026-02-25 12:35:10] neki : Doktor NONONO: +1
[2026-02-25 12:35:19] Doktor NONONO : 66667 is domino #1
[2026-02-25 12:35:54] Luke Short : 2 hours…
[2026-02-25 12:36:30] Shiro : Next resistance 66400
[2026-02-25 12:36:31] Luke Short : 🐮🪓
[2026-02-25 12:44:10] Luke Short : Is that a Double top on eth?
[2026-02-25 12:50:13] neki : yesss yeees
[2026-02-25 12:50:16] neki : like this
[2026-02-25 12:50:18] neki : yeeeess
[2026-02-25 12:50:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 20 Cont @ 1949.19 ($2,577.63) - Bonjour!
[2026-02-25 12:54:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 75 Cont @ 1956.41 ($9,717.34) - Buenos Dias!
[2026-02-25 12:55:17] bmagic : Dumpin
[2026-02-25 12:56:24] Shiro : Pumkin dumpling 😄
[2026-02-25 12:57:10] Shiro : 66400 if we break throw 67800
[2026-02-25 12:57:11] neki : RonnieREKT: ronnie i dont belive you that ou only got one bera
[2026-02-25 12:57:31] Shiro : neki: 🤣
[2026-02-25 12:57:33] RonnieREKT : wut?
[2026-02-25 12:57:42] Mr. JB : /pnl xrpusdt made good choices tp and belong 100x ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 29.67 USDT RPNL, 61.15 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-02-25 12:57:44] neki : or are you colluding wid bera? Cuz then u deserve to be rekt yourseld
[2026-02-25 12:58:13] RonnieREKT : everything is short here mate
[2026-02-25 12:58:21] RonnieREKT : personally and in my account
[2026-02-25 12:58:44] Shiro : neki: Ronnie he's got a big bera inside, why do you think his name is Ronnie rekt?! Lol
[2026-02-25 12:59:41] neki : Shiro: :D
[2026-02-25 13:00:21] neki : RonnieREKT: when everything is "somehign" you should be rekt-aging the "everything" :D
[2026-02-25 13:01:29] Shiro : Even if we're going to the moon Ronnie gonna find some poor bulla to send them liq msg 🤣
[2026-02-25 13:02:16] Shiro : Or maybe it's because bulla got high testosterone and balls always doing high high lev trades
[2026-02-25 13:02:26] Luke Short : Help me I am under the water
[2026-02-25 13:03:15] Shiro : Luke Short: sir we told you we need some relief rally before continuing dumpling
[2026-02-25 13:04:02] Shiro : 66400 and let's see if we can break up or all the dreams collapse lol
[2026-02-25 13:05:29] Luke Short : Shiro: Sir, that’s correct. But I would Never Trust you
[2026-02-25 13:06:01] Shiro : Luke Short: you should never trust a bot we're all bots on here 😂🤣
[2026-02-25 13:06:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMMM
[2026-02-25 13:06:06] Luke Short : Reshorting on binance now
[2026-02-25 13:06:22] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: Dr never 64 again 😂
[2026-02-25 13:07:34] Shiro : Ok here we go let's see if this wants to pump or going back down
[2026-02-25 13:08:18] Luke Short : If we break out of the downtrend here i‘ll change my name to Luke Long
[2026-02-25 13:09:06] Shiro : Luke Short: we need to break 93 for that even if we're going to 85 still we're on a down trend
[2026-02-25 13:10:18] Shiro : Come on push push let's break the 66400 and we can go to 67800
[2026-02-25 13:10:46] Luke Short : Lucky me - I love my name
[2026-02-25 13:10:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS
[2026-02-25 13:11:08] Luke Short : But a scamtrain to 93k would hit hard
[2026-02-25 13:11:36] Shiro : Luke Short: it's alright being short or big soze really doesn't matter 😁🤣
[2026-02-25 13:12:35] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: Dr hands down legs up
[2026-02-25 13:12:37] Luke Short : Shiro: true, it‘s all about endurance
[2026-02-25 13:14:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOUBLE TOP!!!DOOM INCOMING!!!
[2026-02-25 13:15:43] Shiro : Heiking ashi candle still not losing the momentum so let's continue the fun for now
[2026-02-25 13:17:54] Luke Short : i did some art for u: https://www.tradingview.com/x/QAp0Urc6/
[2026-02-25 13:18:50] Luke Short : let's hope we don't get a higher high
[2026-02-25 13:19:35] Shiro : Luke Short: trading with the hopes is the best 😄
[2026-02-25 13:20:21] Luke Short : it's crypto.. you have to believe in it or you just lose
[2026-02-25 13:20:39] Luke Short : if you think it goes to 0 - feel free
[2026-02-25 13:21:15] Shiro : Yes I believe 1 satoshi= $1 😁
[2026-02-25 13:21:21] Luke Short : Shiro: you are a true believer yourself - i nkow it
[2026-02-25 13:23:16] Shiro : I'm, each cycle I'm telling my self sell some and enjoy the life but still each time I'm looking -%50-80 drops it's like a drug for me I can't get rid of it lol
[2026-02-25 13:28:02] Luke Short : That’s why I called myself Luke Short - named After a passionate gambler
[2026-02-25 13:29:17] Shiro : Luke Short: is that the the chubby british poker player?
[2026-02-25 13:29:58] Luke Short : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Short
[2026-02-25 13:30:58] Shiro : Oh not him seems there are many gambler lukes 😄
[2026-02-25 13:40:41] neki : wowo. WU goin for that 2k candle by its own
[2026-02-25 13:40:48] neki : EU*
[2026-02-25 13:41:19] neki : well be my guest youg bukk zeke eu apprentice
[2026-02-25 13:41:32] Shiro : neki: 😁🤞🏻
[2026-02-25 13:41:49] Luke Short : ETH +9.5% in 24 hours
[2026-02-25 13:41:51] neki : go rekt that Murica-massa shorts. its a test for you and ur opubes, young one
[2026-02-25 13:42:14] Shiro : We're really close to breaking the first residence and we can jump 67800 🥁🥳
[2026-02-25 13:43:12] neki : Shiro: i think this straight teleport to 68 if there4s any justice intha world. Wary of the US open tho, they might scam us, cuzz well Murica loves to open rekt
[2026-02-25 13:43:39] Shiro : neki: +1
[2026-02-25 13:45:38] Shiro : Still we have 45mins till us wake and wank
[2026-02-25 13:46:00] neki : premarket always interesting
[2026-02-25 13:47:02] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/y0qDYBE3/ imagine getting all the -9% in that scenario
[2026-02-25 13:47:12] Luke Short : mmm
[2026-02-25 13:47:36] Luke Short : yummy
[2026-02-25 13:47:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 1401 Cont @ 84.35 ($7,854.03) - 🚀 🚀 🚀
[2026-02-25 13:48:01] Shiro : I'm sure @Gandalf the Grey eating his shawarma and sending this market high 🤣
[2026-02-25 13:48:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 7 Cont @ 1969.63 ($916.73)
[2026-02-25 13:48:17] Shiro : Always chicken helps to go higher
[2026-02-25 13:48:29] Shiro : Oh hey Ronnie finally 😄
[2026-02-25 13:49:19] Shiro : Ok ✔️66400 done now we're going towards 67800
[2026-02-25 13:51:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : 66400 again...
[2026-02-25 13:52:11] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: Dr never ever 64 🤣
[2026-02-25 13:52:40] Shiro : What you were on yesterday that makes you think we're not gonna pump that was hell of drugs lol
[2026-02-25 13:56:53] Shiro : Heikin ashi candle still not losing the momentum let's see
[2026-02-25 13:57:15] Luke Short : Pump was fun while it lasted
[2026-02-25 13:57:15] bmagic : Shiro: 61800
[2026-02-25 13:58:01] Shiro : bmagic: it's too early let's liq nore shorts why you want to end up this party 🥲😔
[2026-02-25 13:58:06] funny cat videos : thats two zeros too much lmao
[2026-02-25 13:58:57] Shiro : funny cat videos: you supposed to be a tiger you done to much winkwank trading and end up cat 🐈😁
[2026-02-25 14:00:05] Shiro : If we drop before us opening us can continue the pump or if we keep going up us can slow this down or dump it
[2026-02-25 14:01:06] bmagic : Shiro: I think it's too early to pump sir
[2026-02-25 14:01:10] bmagic : It's a shakeout
[2026-02-25 14:01:45] Shiro : Still I'm not going to close it till first 15mins of us opening and deciding after @bmagic
[2026-02-25 14:02:13] Shiro : bmagic: why early we can go 75-78 and drop it back down 55-60
[2026-02-25 14:04:14] bmagic : Need to load more longs
[2026-02-25 14:05:03] bmagic : 64800 or below
[2026-02-25 14:10:09] Doktor NONONO : Goodnight nurses
[2026-02-25 14:11:21] Doktor NONONO : ETHBTC fakout almost complete
[2026-02-25 14:12:24] Gandalf the Grey : 70k you can tp a bit
[2026-02-25 14:14:17] Mr. JB : oke'i flipped
[2026-02-25 14:14:27] Mr. JB : maybe stupid
[2026-02-25 14:15:24] Doktor NONONO : Gandalf the Grey: What's TP?
[2026-02-25 14:15:38] Gandalf the Grey : Total Package
[2026-02-25 14:15:46] Doktor NONONO : IS it like a wigwam?
[2026-02-25 14:16:08] Mr. JB : Think Profit?
[2026-02-25 14:16:42] Doktor NONONO : Cos a WIGWAM is a comin
[2026-02-25 14:17:06] Doktor NONONO : round the space mountain even
[2026-02-25 14:17:25] Doktor NONONO : and onward to Paris
[2026-02-25 14:18:25] Doktor NONONO : @Mr. JB good one
[2026-02-25 14:18:59] Mr. JB : Longes 1.32 to 1.42 xrp. Now short 1.42
[2026-02-25 14:19:25] Mr. JB : But i think íll regret it
[2026-02-25 14:20:21] bmagic : Longing before higher than 64400 is pain
[2026-02-25 14:22:08] Doktor NONONO : bon voyage fellas
[2026-02-25 14:22:32] bmagic : 64.4k incoming
[2026-02-25 14:22:34] Doktor NONONO : Cascadia awaits
[2026-02-25 14:22:40] bmagic : Unless I'm gay
[2026-02-25 14:23:01] Doktor NONONO : Heh
[2026-02-25 14:23:14] Doktor NONONO : I'll introduce u to my dad
[2026-02-25 14:23:20] Doktor NONONO : he gay
[2026-02-25 14:23:26] Doktor NONONO : not camp, jus gay
[2026-02-25 14:23:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flashcrash
[2026-02-25 14:23:40] Doktor NONONO : Good
[2026-02-25 14:23:55] bmagic : I don't feel gay
[2026-02-25 14:24:07] Doktor NONONO : yet
[2026-02-25 14:24:15] Doktor NONONO : we mus all try
[2026-02-25 14:24:36] Doktor NONONO : boundaries there for reason
[2026-02-25 14:24:52] Doktor NONONO : to know how far is far enuf
[2026-02-25 14:25:02] Doktor NONONO : then u can come home
[2026-02-25 14:25:40] Doktor NONONO : and Buttcornz is goin home
[2026-02-25 14:26:05] bmagic : Omg doom!
[2026-02-25 14:27:09] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 🤣
[2026-02-25 14:27:47] Shiro : bmagic: think about the Dr words that's makes sense we can't say no with confidence without trying 🤣
[2026-02-25 14:27:52] Mr. JB : 54? Really?
[2026-02-25 14:28:09] Shiro : In this life we should funk around and find out lol
[2026-02-25 14:28:13] Doktor NONONO : Wigwam origami confetti
[2026-02-25 14:28:42] Mr. JB : Dumpericans inc!
[2026-02-25 14:28:44] Doktor NONONO : Shiro: No doubt sir
[2026-02-25 14:28:59] Mr. JB : Unfortunately
[2026-02-25 14:29:12] Doktor NONONO : the trick is knowing when to cut a habit
[2026-02-25 14:29:37] Doktor NONONO : as u get older their number gets more.
[2026-02-25 14:29:41] Mr. JB : goin to tp big chuck of xrp short @ 1.14
[2026-02-25 14:29:55] Doktor NONONO : amazement next
[2026-02-25 14:29:56] Mr. JB : Unless pumpericans stop me out.
[2026-02-25 14:30:13] Shiro : Okok it's the time let's see where us gonna take us 🥁
[2026-02-25 14:30:15] Doktor NONONO : eerie berawilderment
[2026-02-25 14:30:38] Doktor NONONO : deepending on which way u heading
[2026-02-25 14:30:47] Gandalf the Grey : Go burgers
[2026-02-25 14:30:54] bmagic : My balls are heavy
[2026-02-25 14:30:57] Doktor NONONO : Grease. Is the word.
[2026-02-25 14:31:48] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: they do make a knocking sound, i giv u that
[2026-02-25 14:32:13] Doktor NONONO : like two kettlebells between legs
[2026-02-25 14:32:34] Doktor NONONO : Bera bout to find out how offside
[2026-02-25 14:32:40] Doktor NONONO : offside is
[2026-02-25 14:34:25] 45th_blown_account : :doge:
[2026-02-25 14:35:14] Doktor NONONO : PAss the vaseline
[2026-02-25 14:35:27] Doktor NONONO : it's bera only hope
[2026-02-25 14:36:02] Doktor NONONO : this is gona get wild
[2026-02-25 14:36:37] Doktor NONONO : wigwam wild
[2026-02-25 14:37:15] bmagic : If this doesn't dump I'm gay
[2026-02-25 14:37:36] Doktor NONONO : obviously
[2026-02-25 14:37:53] Doktor NONONO : If this don pump I'm gay AGAIN
[2026-02-25 14:38:06] Shiro : bmagic: 😂🤣
[2026-02-25 14:38:18] Mr. JB : You guys know how you get an idiot to type how?
[2026-02-25 14:38:44] bmagic : No and I don't give a fk
[2026-02-25 14:38:56] Doktor NONONO : That was a gay dad joke
[2026-02-25 14:39:01] bmagic : Gay is good
[2026-02-25 14:39:10] Doktor NONONO : It wasn't
[2026-02-25 14:39:14] bmagic : They understand balls
[2026-02-25 14:39:23] Doktor NONONO : Can't argue with that
[2026-02-25 14:39:26] bmagic : It takes balls to be a good trader
[2026-02-25 14:39:42] bmagic : Therefore gay traders are the only winners
[2026-02-25 14:39:54] Mr. JB : bmagic: Ya know the similarity between a gay man and an ambulance?
[2026-02-25 14:39:55] bmagic : So hopefully it dumps for your sake
[2026-02-25 14:40:20] bmagic : Mr. JB: they both rock up when U have something stuck in your ass
[2026-02-25 14:40:20] Doktor NONONO : Well it is a suckers move
[2026-02-25 14:40:29] Doktor NONONO : WAS
[2026-02-25 14:40:49] Mr. JB : Hehe they both get loaded from the back and say whoop whoop!
[2026-02-25 14:40:53] Doktor NONONO : and then it wasn't
[2026-02-25 14:41:10] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: U must be gay
[2026-02-25 14:41:10] bmagic : Mr. JB: hehe
[2026-02-25 14:41:34] Mr. JB : Doktor NONONO: yeah
[2026-02-25 14:41:39] bmagic : I start the worst conversations in trollbox
[2026-02-25 14:41:49] bmagic : What the fk is wrong with me
[2026-02-25 14:43:11] 45th_blown_account : BMEX always shows what is going to be tomorrow : tomorrow red :arthur:
[2026-02-25 14:43:13] Doktor NONONO : this PA is 1 second chart stuff
[2026-02-25 14:43:17] Mr. JB : please dont make me regret flipping. Fugging dump it so i can biu 1.15 xrp, of 54 btc
[2026-02-25 14:43:43] bmagic : 65500 retest
[2026-02-25 14:43:43] bmagic : 65500 retest
[2026-02-25 14:43:56] Doktor NONONO : I honestly expect 66K to hold
[2026-02-25 14:43:57] Mr. JB : Funding too expensive if ya buy and sell market only on 1m chart.
[2026-02-25 14:44:36] Doktor NONONO : I smell the begunning of a bulfractal
[2026-02-25 14:45:06] Mr. JB : Its not really alive despite us opened. Its indecisive so far
[2026-02-25 14:45:32] Doktor NONONO : Numba is released from the BTC range EQ question now
[2026-02-25 14:47:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 422 Cont @ 1985.04 ($55,801.41) - Ciao, chow-chow!
[2026-02-25 14:49:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 85.74 ($11.46)
[2026-02-25 14:49:54] Doktor NONONO : have added one line to this range this last 2 weeks, and it is now invalidated. https://postimg.cc/gnCZxDJM
[2026-02-25 14:50:21] Shiro : Ok us is bullish 👍🏻
[2026-02-25 14:50:25] Doktor NONONO : Downparbululu kaput
[2026-02-25 14:51:01] Shiro : So we're heading towards 68-71 maybe 72
[2026-02-25 14:51:12] Doktor NONONO : Cascadia sir
[2026-02-25 14:51:38] Doktor NONONO : no reason to be sub 72 no more
[2026-02-25 14:51:55] Doktor NONONO : therefore
[2026-02-25 14:51:59] Doktor NONONO : magic is gay
[2026-02-25 14:52:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 191 Cont @ 1996.84 ($25,512.40) - all the 🩳 will be REKT!
[2026-02-25 14:53:20] Doktor NONONO : See even Ronnie knows pants won't last in cascadia
[2026-02-25 14:53:40] Shiro : Lol
[2026-02-25 14:54:49] Doktor NONONO : 66667 domino #1
[2026-02-25 14:56:43] Doktor NONONO : 72 is #2
[2026-02-25 14:57:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSD`: Buy 90 Cont @ 0.10091 ($607.08)
[2026-02-25 14:58:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-02-25 14:59:09] 45th_blown_account : :doge: BTC :doge:
[2026-02-25 14:59:16] funny cat videos : 30k cant come fast enough
[2026-02-25 14:59:37] Doktor NONONO : Denial was a river in egypt
[2026-02-25 14:59:53] Djdez : Time to shake weak longs
[2026-02-25 15:00:01] Shiro : 66800 next resistance
[2026-02-25 15:00:10] Shiro : 67800 my bad
[2026-02-25 15:00:35] Doktor NONONO : 68K minimum this push
[2026-02-25 15:00:36] Djdez : Maybe 68k
[2026-02-25 15:00:58] Shiro : If we break 67800 70 next
[2026-02-25 15:01:18] Doktor NONONO : ya if 68 rejects - mid 65's
[2026-02-25 15:01:49] Shiro : I prefer not closing yet just bring my SL higher and higher
[2026-02-25 15:01:57] Doktor NONONO : 68K + and 72K will get evaporated
[2026-02-25 15:02:15] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: +1
[2026-02-25 15:02:20] Doktor NONONO : Shiro: What's SL?
[2026-02-25 15:02:33] Shiro : 72 is the real biatch now and hard working
[2026-02-25 15:02:51] Doktor NONONO : 72 is gossamer to a galactic sneeze
[2026-02-25 15:02:55] Shiro : Right now 65470 @Doktor NONONO
[2026-02-25 15:03:11] Doktor NONONO : ya might se that if can't hold above 68K
[2026-02-25 15:03:12] bmagic : The short squeeze is gewd
[2026-02-25 15:03:25] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: too soon
[2026-02-25 15:03:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: u are gay
[2026-02-25 15:03:32] Shiro : bmagic: the big squeeze is above 72-74
[2026-02-25 15:03:51] Doktor NONONO : Dr.van_Doom666: it happens
[2026-02-25 15:04:02] Shiro : If that's happened we can end up sub 80s and after that we can dump
[2026-02-25 15:04:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : fomo bulls get excited
[2026-02-25 15:04:29] Doktor NONONO : no that was the end of the beardivs on HTF
[2026-02-25 15:04:49] Doktor NONONO : next comes RSI range extreme
[2026-02-25 15:04:54] Doktor NONONO : a new one
[2026-02-25 15:05:24] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -6,000 USD @ 66919.175 ```
[2026-02-25 15:05:32] bmagic : I bmagic gay
[2026-02-25 15:05:34] Doktor NONONO : extreme to extreme is how this ends
[2026-02-25 15:05:43] bmagic : Lets find out on the next episode of dragon ball btc
[2026-02-25 15:06:03] Shiro : bmagic: at least this looks much better and safer than your 65500 short
[2026-02-25 15:06:31] Doktor NONONO : Shiro: that's not really a compliment
[2026-02-25 15:06:48] Shiro : But still I think we need decide at 67800
[2026-02-25 15:07:02] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: lol
[2026-02-25 15:08:17] Shiro : The good thing about @bmagic he's fast and I believe he always use SL he's not following he's hopes Lol
[2026-02-25 15:08:56] bmagic : Shiro: u know i longed 65k right?
[2026-02-25 15:09:16] bmagic : Im only smashing 66400 or above short
[2026-02-25 15:09:59] Doktor NONONO : Composite is busy printing 13th red 3D heiken ashi
[2026-02-25 15:10:15] Doktor NONONO : when he done it will flip
[2026-02-25 15:10:25] Shiro : bmagic: yes usually I'm following your actions, but sometimes you make me speechles when you're closing too early, but definitely you're a amazing scalper this style usually not suits most of us and end us rekt but you're fast and emotionless
[2026-02-25 15:10:40] Doktor NONONO : Shiro: +1
[2026-02-25 15:10:55] Doktor NONONO : he never marry a trade
[2026-02-25 15:10:59] bmagic : Shiro: my profits aren’t on this exchange
[2026-02-25 15:11:01] Doktor NONONO : he too gay for that
[2026-02-25 15:11:06] bmagic : I enjoy scalping so im here
[2026-02-25 15:11:10] bmagic : And super gay
[2026-02-25 15:11:37] bmagic : But the more i see innovation on this exchange im considering increasing volume
[2026-02-25 15:11:41] Shiro : bmagic: share your copy trade account with me I might copy yours sometimes with small funds
[2026-02-25 15:11:48] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: LOL
[2026-02-25 15:11:52] Shiro : Lol
[2026-02-25 15:11:54] Doktor NONONO : what innovation?
[2026-02-25 15:12:16] Doktor NONONO : the site runs like a dog
[2026-02-25 15:12:23] Doktor NONONO : with no legs
[2026-02-25 15:12:47] Doktor NONONO : u have to drag it by the tail
[2026-02-25 15:13:02] Doktor NONONO : a gay dog
[2026-02-25 15:13:13] Doktor NONONO : it doesn't seem to mind
[2026-02-25 15:13:38] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-02-25 15:14:07] Dr.van_Doom666 : many pipeblowers here
[2026-02-25 15:19:55] bmagic : Doktor NONONO: i said its improving
[2026-02-25 15:20:22] bmagic : Not enough yet to handle my full money but its got legs and they get decent volume from me
[2026-02-25 15:20:40] bmagic : Plus its great experience
[2026-02-25 15:20:49] bmagic : The liquidation engine purring as i deposit
[2026-02-25 15:21:51] bmagic : The smell of sweat and urine as i move the leverage slider from 1x to 100x
[2026-02-25 15:25:15] Doktor NONONO : cross lev ser,
[2026-02-25 15:25:30] Doktor NONONO : fluctuatin liquidations only way
[2026-02-25 15:25:45] Doktor NONONO : to make kettlebell ballz sweat
[2026-02-25 15:27:37] BTChandicap : rejection?
[2026-02-25 15:27:58] Doktor NONONO : BTChandicap: affection sir
[2026-02-25 15:30:16] Doktor NONONO : the end of PTSD for bul
[2026-02-25 15:30:24] Doktor NONONO : lovely place
[2026-02-25 15:34:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : BMEX stablecoin
[2026-02-25 15:34:26] Doktor NONONO : phatty hasn't even entered room yet
[2026-02-25 15:35:08] Doktor NONONO : am off to play touch rugby. Will be back around 72K
[2026-02-25 15:35:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 17 Cont @ 2022.47 ($2,316.77) - There goes ur space money
[2026-02-25 15:35:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67460.9 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-02-25 15:39:33] neki : now then
[2026-02-25 15:39:41] neki : 5k bullish candles are something prettoier than anything else
[2026-02-25 15:39:51] neki : prettier*
[2026-02-25 15:42:39] PeacenLuv : 😄pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-02-25 15:42:40] Shiro : neki: 🥁🥳
[2026-02-25 15:43:00] Shiro : 67800 if we break 70
[2026-02-25 15:44:19] neki : >>> Shiro: i think this straight teleport to 68 if there4s any justice intha world. Wary of the US open tho, they might scam us, cuzz well Murica loves to open rekt <<<
[2026-02-25 15:45:14] neki : maybe my willis in sync with market today
[2026-02-25 15:45:27] neki : maybe we are all WILLING
[2026-02-25 15:45:39] neki : maybe this is the end of the winter
[2026-02-25 15:48:50] Dario1 : Silly beras
[2026-02-25 15:49:00] Dario1 : where is your god now?
[2026-02-25 15:49:19] Dario1 : looks like your prayers were not answered :arthur:
[2026-02-25 15:49:25] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=bsvzP8EO65w
[2026-02-25 15:49:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOWN ONLY DOWN!!!
[2026-02-25 15:49:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM SOON!!!
[2026-02-25 15:50:14] Dario1 : There will probably be a pullback at 67500-68000
[2026-02-25 15:50:20] Dario1 : before 70K
[2026-02-25 15:50:22] contract details : where is the volume
[2026-02-25 15:51:24] Gandalf the Grey : Sell harder boys
[2026-02-25 15:52:25] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: "doom soon" is this som Korean dish? :D
[2026-02-25 15:56:37] Shiro : neki: definitely that's helped
[2026-02-25 15:56:51] Shiro : Dario1: bera are atheist 🤣
[2026-02-25 15:57:15] Dario1 : Shiro: 🤣
[2026-02-25 16:00:29] Shiro : Dario1: it's makes sense ain't bera god is stephen hawking and probably he was too slow to follow this market
[2026-02-25 16:01:23] Shiro : Fs TP is so attempting here but still I wanna take ot higher maybe I'll move my SL abit higher rather than TP
[2026-02-25 16:01:31] PeacenLuv : suikoin pumping hangonnnn longittup
[2026-02-25 16:03:24] Symphoenix : down
[2026-02-25 16:03:35] bmagic : Down
[2026-02-25 16:03:42] bmagic : Pump was weak
[2026-02-25 16:03:44] BTChandicap : down
[2026-02-25 16:04:23] Shiro : Yeah bera suffering from down syndrome
[2026-02-25 16:04:26] Shiro : Lol
[2026-02-25 16:04:49] Shiro : We need to test 67800 resistance and let's decide there
[2026-02-25 16:07:14] Dario1 : Shiro: beras are not very smart in general
[2026-02-25 16:07:22] Dario1 : Yesterday when I said they will get liqed at 67500
[2026-02-25 16:07:30] Dario1 : some of them started praying on trollbox :kek:
[2026-02-25 16:07:42] Dario1 : Hawking always gave me an odd vibe
[2026-02-25 16:07:53] Dario1 : but I didn’t know why
[2026-02-25 16:08:00] Dario1 : The moment I read he was in Epstein's Island
[2026-02-25 16:08:05] Dario1 : it all started making sense...
[2026-02-25 16:08:09] Shiro : Dario1: lol
[2026-02-25 16:08:31] Shiro : Is he in the list and files too?
[2026-02-25 16:08:50] Dario1 : yep he visited that island
[2026-02-25 16:08:59] Shiro : I heard peacenluv also were in the list is that true? @PeacenLuv
[2026-02-25 16:09:21] Dario1 : peacenluv is just an AU bot
[2026-02-25 16:09:31] Shiro : Dammm mate nasty hawking 😑
[2026-02-25 16:09:31] bmagic : Dumpy dumpy
[2026-02-25 16:09:41] Dario1 : AU = artificial Unintelligent
[2026-02-25 16:09:47] Shiro : Lol
[2026-02-25 16:12:16] bmagic : Dumpy doomy
[2026-02-25 16:12:28] Atlemos : Phuk! i missed the pump
[2026-02-25 16:13:20] Shiro : Pumkin dumpling 🥟 yummm
[2026-02-25 16:13:36] bmagic : Ever shorting again
[2026-02-25 16:14:03] PeacenLuv : 😯lightitupp lezgohh btc bomzawayyy
[2026-02-25 16:14:48] Shiro : bmagic: I'm really sht at shorting probably if I want to open it I'll ask you for a decent entry
[2026-02-25 16:15:07] PeacenLuv : gewd volume pump btc 5min
[2026-02-25 16:15:15] Shiro : But I guess 72-74 short is going to be alright for a short timeframe holding
[2026-02-25 16:15:39] jjhiijiji : laura was right all along
[2026-02-25 16:15:42] PeacenLuv : missed the 5 min red
[2026-02-25 16:16:06] bmagic : Time to long
[2026-02-25 16:16:12] jjhiijiji : yes
[2026-02-25 16:16:12] bmagic : Jks
[2026-02-25 16:16:18] jjhiijiji : long eet
[2026-02-25 16:16:18] PeacenLuv : woooohhhweeeee btc lezgohh
[2026-02-25 16:16:22] bmagic : Send it low
[2026-02-25 16:16:33] jjhiijiji : pamp time
[2026-02-25 16:16:37] jjhiijiji : more pamp
[2026-02-25 16:17:06] Shiro : Come on let's break 67800 so we can go to 69300
[2026-02-25 16:18:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 150 Cont @ 2033.5 ($20,703.17) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-02-25 16:18:50] Shiro : Ok ✔️67800 done let's try 69300
[2026-02-25 16:19:37] PeacenLuv : 😄stops up 67583
[2026-02-25 16:19:56] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeeeeeeee
[2026-02-25 16:20:31] PeacenLuv : 😄 @45th_blown_account weeeeeehhhhh btc
[2026-02-25 16:20:39] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁
[2026-02-25 16:21:03] PeacenLuv : 😁😁
[2026-02-25 16:21:23] PeacenLuv : blezz my fingrz n toez
[2026-02-25 16:21:38] bmagic : The short squeeze too low
[2026-02-25 16:21:41] bmagic : Send us 90k
[2026-02-25 16:21:56] PeacenLuv : stops up 67758 lets trade btc woooohh
[2026-02-25 16:22:41] PeacenLuv : u vukrz dohwanna know bwahahahahahaaaahhhh
[2026-02-25 16:22:55] PeacenLuv : 😁😁all in fuun
[2026-02-25 16:23:27] PeacenLuv : just practicing basicly
[2026-02-25 16:24:08] PeacenLuv : if i makecit to protrader ill retire a pro
[2026-02-25 16:25:46] bmagic : Damn 68k too heavy
[2026-02-25 16:25:47] bmagic : Damn 68k too heavy
[2026-02-25 16:25:52] Gandalf the Grey : Ez money
[2026-02-25 16:25:56] Gandalf the Grey : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - -0.0002 XBT RPNL, 0.0168 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-02-25 16:26:34] jjhiijiji : easy longs since yesterdays bottom
[2026-02-25 16:27:53] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: any TP yet or you're waiting for 70?
[2026-02-25 16:28:09] Shiro : I just moved my SL higher
[2026-02-25 16:29:22] thankyousomuch : inversed pullrun, Biden is informed to stop the long
[2026-02-25 16:29:51] thankyousomuch : Shiro: hire
[2026-02-25 16:29:53] Gandalf the Grey : I tped a bit here
[2026-02-25 16:29:59] Gandalf the Grey : it is nice for a day
[2026-02-25 16:30:01] thankyousomuch : sire
[2026-02-25 16:30:03] Shiro : thankyousomuch: you know biden he's a bot too?🤣
[2026-02-25 16:31:39] gabrielpimentel : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 32,200 USD @ 66577.0096 ```
[2026-02-25 16:33:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : gabrielpimentel: rekt
[2026-02-25 16:33:56] gabrielpimentel : Long bro
[2026-02-25 16:34:40] Shiro : I believe next stop is 69300 and 71 is achievable
[2026-02-25 16:41:54] jjhiijiji : nahm the shot squeeze will be even bigger this bounce there was way too much pessimism and fear
[2026-02-25 16:41:57] jjhiijiji : i think we go higher
[2026-02-25 16:42:14] jjhiijiji : high 70s minimum is my guess within next few days
[2026-02-25 16:42:31] BMEXcheers : 50million buy volume
[2026-02-25 16:42:38] BMEXcheers : id be putting my shekels into bmex
[2026-02-25 16:42:44] BMEXcheers : even though its going to zero :(
[2026-02-25 16:43:12] jjhiijiji : this is where you spot buy almost all alts except for bmex
[2026-02-25 16:43:13] jjhiijiji : :D