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[2026-01-09 08:52:03] Doktor NONONO : Benobi: Such is the path of MAx PAin ser
[2026-01-09 08:53:00] Doktor NONONO : EU very good at dumpeez. Why not pumpeez
[2026-01-09 08:53:28] Doktor NONONO : Very idd structure now
[2026-01-09 08:53:34] Doktor NONONO : ODD
[2026-01-09 08:53:43] Doktor NONONO : Darth MAul fodder this
[2026-01-09 08:54:43] Nullo : anyone catching the kniev?
[2026-01-09 08:55:23] snowdenn : dip the buy!
[2026-01-09 08:58:20] Benobi : my bet is they won't pump because in my opinion EU is more ...careful, less delusional than US. Less personally wealthy, too. I mean EU as a whole may be rich enough, but as individual states, no. No federal bank. So as it's separate countries, less buying power, more risks. Also the situation in Europe is, I think, more tensed tha in US.
[2026-01-09 08:58:54] Benobi : Even if Trump is doing shit, they don't have threats in their very neighbourhood. So EU is choosing prudence, as they always do.
[2026-01-09 08:59:00] Nullo : if they can dump surely they can pump
[2026-01-09 08:59:21] PeacenLuv : long entry 89872 pumpittup lezgohh btc bullish dip btfd
[2026-01-09 08:59:31] PeacenLuv : Nullo: got it sir
[2026-01-09 08:59:56] PeacenLuv : long sui token too iz gewd
[2026-01-09 09:00:29] Benobi : They can, but why would they ? Trump is doing crazy stuff again, who knows what can happen during the weekend ? Riots ? News about Venezuela-not-being-the-Eldorado ? troubles with Iran ? With Russia ? With Europe over Greeland ?
[2026-01-09 09:00:33] PeacenLuv : stops up 1.77 sui
[2026-01-09 09:01:19] thankyousomuch : inversed pullrun
[2026-01-09 09:01:19] PeacenLuv : wowman thiz vukin nutz btc
[2026-01-09 09:02:04] thankyousomuch : Mc donalds was right :pepe:
[2026-01-09 09:02:19] Benobi : Options expiring when, today ? I see 21K btc options expiring. Is that today ?
[2026-01-09 09:02:46] thankyousomuch : better to grab burger press and leave the work
[2026-01-09 09:03:55] neki : Eu Trader getig cocky
[2026-01-09 09:04:12] neki : playing actualy, who knew he had it in him
[2026-01-09 09:05:01] PeacenLuv : longstops up 89888
[2026-01-09 09:05:27] neki : this will be 85 day
[2026-01-09 09:07:16] Doktor NONONO : neki: _1
[2026-01-09 09:07:28] Doktor NONONO : neki: -1
[2026-01-09 09:08:18] neki : is ok, i got a * earlier. *daily invicibilty shield on, zzzaaapp*
[2026-01-09 09:08:34] Doktor NONONO : We are in Beratrend reverse node. Boucing off a line in my chart that has been thre for months
[2026-01-09 09:08:50] OrangeBull : I keep my idea, 87k and then up... I still have 2 orders to get fill for my long, and then I close my lap top, and wait for the rally, Stop loss 78K target 106k
[2026-01-09 09:08:57] Doktor NONONO : neki: you have credits
[2026-01-09 09:10:06] neki : Doktor NONONO: yes sir, i will issue my own token soon. proprietary blockchain
[2026-01-09 09:10:33] Doktor NONONO : lol
[2026-01-09 09:10:46] neki : I shal call it Muthacoin :D
[2026-01-09 09:11:05] neki : Or scheisseCoin.. (but this is prolly take already)
[2026-01-09 09:11:40] Doktor NONONO : It was the scammers sir
[2026-01-09 09:11:57] Doktor NONONO : next scam is up
[2026-01-09 09:12:07] Doktor NONONO : Don't worry, I won't always be a hammer
[2026-01-09 09:12:43] Doktor NONONO : But I do see some nails begging a smack
[2026-01-09 09:12:58] neki : Is true, the pain is calling
[2026-01-09 09:13:46] Doktor NONONO : PA is typical end-of-bulflag stuff
[2026-01-09 09:14:55] thankyousomuch : Pullrun :pepe:
[2026-01-09 09:16:02] Doktor NONONO : thankyousomuch: At your service
[2026-01-09 09:17:40] neki : *Meanwhile in pull-istan...*
[2026-01-09 09:18:57] Doktor NONONO : ⭐
[2026-01-09 09:20:06] Doktor NONONO : I did not long BTC yesterday. Taking a nibble here
[2026-01-09 09:20:22] neki : is agood bounce zone still
[2026-01-09 09:20:32] neki : Tremendous even.
[2026-01-09 09:20:37] Doktor NONONO : Goes against Litecoin only strat but time to put skin in game
[2026-01-09 09:20:59] Doktor NONONO : This looks too good
[2026-01-09 09:21:29] neki : Who-getz to win the Pull-itzer price?
[2026-01-09 09:21:40] Doktor NONONO : Ahem
[2026-01-09 09:21:41] neki : prize*
[2026-01-09 09:22:32] neki : News will be all over this.. BtC dump, btc retrace, btc fomo, btc rebounds, btc stuck, btc blahblahbeeeh
[2026-01-09 09:23:43] Doktor NONONO : I can see that as Headline sir. Front PAge Sunday Times
[2026-01-09 09:24:01] neki : The AI with the most majination wins the day. ready to rumble
[2026-01-09 09:24:39] Doktor NONONO : Thre is only one AI that makes me laugh
[2026-01-09 09:24:43] neki : Doktor NONONO: is true. Unless... Trump says "something". Then award goes to him, obv.
[2026-01-09 09:24:50] Doktor NONONO : Grok unhinged
[2026-01-09 09:25:03] Doktor NONONO : oh my god.
[2026-01-09 09:25:15] Doktor NONONO : try unhinged mode
[2026-01-09 09:25:49] Doktor NONONO : AI is not funny. But that one is the kind of thing you take home to your mother.
[2026-01-09 09:26:33] neki : will do.. havent used it much tbh. havent used any much.. is good for lowkey administrative tasks, tho it acts like a teenager who just got his 1st job. must always check for errors afterwards
[2026-01-09 09:27:10] Doktor NONONO : yes. Keep the word cyclotron in line
[2026-01-09 09:27:50] neki : Try chatgpt for math. omg. 1+1 = 7566545344829 (explains even) t
[2026-01-09 09:28:37] Doktor NONONO : and then you point out error, it acknowledgeserror, and then repeats error.
[2026-01-09 09:28:49] neki : Doktor NONONO: put some of that numba in there. U might just crash the whole world. :D
[2026-01-09 09:28:49] Doktor NONONO : it's cute
[2026-01-09 09:30:20] Doktor NONONO : neki: https://youtube.com/shorts/9cKIYPxVPHk?si=zfx7Jf6ahb6-LFzk
[2026-01-09 09:30:25] OrangeBull : The chart is so bullish,even 85 k is totally fine... we will close the gap, clean high lev longs and move up
[2026-01-09 09:30:47] Doktor NONONO : Look left. @OrangeBull That has been achieved
[2026-01-09 09:32:15] BMEXcheers : https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1767945406140458.jpg
[2026-01-09 09:32:16] Doktor NONONO : It impossible to offend AI. Dare anyone to try. Quite a welcome guest in this new world.
[2026-01-09 09:32:55] Doktor NONONO : BMEXcheers: Why are you not muted? I muted you earlier
[2026-01-09 09:33:09] Doktor NONONO : Do I have to do it twice?
[2026-01-09 09:33:34] BMEXcheers : are you secretly dreaming of being a Filipina house wife
[2026-01-09 09:33:41] BlissRP : Doktor NONONO: you do have to do it twice
[2026-01-09 09:33:43] bluemaster : OrangeBull: you ignoring most people are clean high lev short ! :me:
[2026-01-09 09:34:17] Doktor NONONO : BlissRP: thank you
[2026-01-09 09:34:35] bluemaster : high lev longs are gone long time ago ....
[2026-01-09 09:35:04] neki : Doktor NONONO: so true. But AI does give you alot of compliments.
[2026-01-09 09:35:37] Doktor NONONO : It's the greatest clapping seal of all time
[2026-01-09 09:36:36] neki : Doktor NONONO: arrruu arru arru
[2026-01-09 09:38:04] neki : bluemaster: not true sir.. i am rockin in with 75x
[2026-01-09 09:38:31] bluemaster : neki: high lev is anything over 5 x
[2026-01-09 09:39:00] bluemaster : I shit my self on 0.2
[2026-01-09 09:39:01] Doktor NONONO : EVen 2X got wiped out in alts last year
[2026-01-09 09:39:19] neki : so where does that put me? institutionalized trader :D just not the right institution
[2026-01-09 09:39:43] Doktor NONONO : Sir that puts you in charge of the MuthaSchiesse
[2026-01-09 09:40:09] neki : Heavy lays the crown..
[2026-01-09 09:40:19] bluemaster : neki: once I was young and cocky too
[2026-01-09 09:41:17] neki : bluemaster: +1 must be treated with respect ofc. But its finance, u use what u got at disposal
[2026-01-09 09:41:54] Doktor NONONO : Protect the spore
[2026-01-09 09:42:24] Doktor NONONO : and you get cactus stalk
[2026-01-09 09:42:47] Doktor NONONO : timing of planting matters
[2026-01-09 09:43:36] bluemaster : neki: 90 % of my profit is form working hard and saving in Bitcoin last 13 years . ...
[2026-01-09 09:44:06] bluemaster : and not giving up
[2026-01-09 09:44:46] neki : bluemaster: yea I missed the train on the pension savings.. maybe some other coin. Otherwise, its a living for me.
[2026-01-09 09:45:03] neki : Not lambo ofc, no mooning around
[2026-01-09 09:46:02] Doktor NONONO : I would hate to drive a lambo. Too low down there. Also you'r a ramp for the others.
[2026-01-09 09:46:42] Doktor NONONO : Not very genial
[2026-01-09 09:46:43] BMEXcheers : never ask a white nationalist the ethnicity of his wife
[2026-01-09 09:46:46] bluemaster : neki: "missed the train"j ? just 3 years ago we been at 16k , you think in 3 or 5 years we will be under 500k ? and poeple will say again how they missed the train
[2026-01-09 09:47:19] Doktor NONONO : BMEXcheers: Oh god you're like a cockroach that crawls yet
[2026-01-09 09:48:29] Dario1 : The typical leverage of most profitable hedge fund in history was 12-20x
[2026-01-09 09:48:38] Dario1 : Nothing wrong with leverage if you have the required skills
[2026-01-09 09:48:42] neki : bluemaster: then theres time still.
[2026-01-09 09:49:19] neki : Dario1: only 20x due to regulatory limits. Theyd 1000x it if possible
[2026-01-09 09:49:33] neki : banks typically run on 5x
[2026-01-09 09:49:41] bluemaster : neki: Bitcoin is only hope we have to escape zombie life , saved me thanks to my Lord Satoshi
[2026-01-09 09:49:56] bluemaster : neki: don;t touch shitcoins mate
[2026-01-09 09:49:57] Dario1 : neki: Statistical analysis prevented them from using more leverage
[2026-01-09 09:50:33] Full Planche : US will only devalue their currency more and more, take a look at silver & gold. Everything that cannot be printed will simply rise against a fiat
[2026-01-09 09:50:37] Full Planche : currency
[2026-01-09 09:51:10] Doktor NONONO : bluemaster: With all respect sir, I remember you from old days and I didn't think then you had a clue what you were doing. Sitting underwater for months and letting positions expire. How wrong was I?
[2026-01-09 09:51:38] Doktor NONONO : letting *winning positions expire
[2026-01-09 09:51:51] neki : bluemaster: well you seem to have escaped the majority of zombies.. :P but the biggest zombies are the richest ones. zu get to that 1% population, you long for the littleppl life again
[2026-01-09 09:53:28] bluemaster : I never had once "NET" Short position in bitcoin from Mt Gox time ....
[2026-01-09 09:53:33] Doktor NONONO : Full Planche: If the Dollah is being devalued, but it goes on a rally. What does that tell you about the rest?
[2026-01-09 09:53:53] neki : Dario1: you mean it was decision based? I think otherwise. They didnt cuz they were prohibited
[2026-01-09 09:54:05] Full Planche : Doktor NONONO: Against other currencies you mean? It's all dog poo
[2026-01-09 09:54:19] Doktor NONONO : Yes forex
[2026-01-09 09:54:39] Doktor NONONO : Dollar not collapsing any time soon
[2026-01-09 09:54:47] thankyousomuch : bluemaster: true its only chance to escspe eu zombie life
[2026-01-09 09:54:53] Full Planche : It's value against real things is
[2026-01-09 09:55:11] thankyousomuch : btc to escsape zombie life is realitx
[2026-01-09 09:55:16] thankyousomuch : y
[2026-01-09 09:55:18] Full Planche : FX ratio's are another thing yes, it's all unbacked
[2026-01-09 09:55:40] Full Planche : Metals tell the story, house prices, asset prices
[2026-01-09 09:57:00] Dario1 : neki: Not my opinion, sir. Only stating facts. Read about Renaissance Technologies (The Medallion Fund) if you have free time. They were exploiting tiny, fleeting inefficiencies in the market (statistical arbitrage).
[2026-01-09 09:57:19] neki : Dario1: +1
[2026-01-09 09:57:40] Doktor NONONO : Dario1: They all do it
[2026-01-09 09:57:40] PeacenLuv : longstops up 90111
[2026-01-09 09:58:02] Dario1 : Full Planche: Couldn’t agree more on USD. I have been saying for months Trump wants to deliberately yet delicately weaken USD
[2026-01-09 09:58:10] Dario1 : Doktor NONONO: indeed sir
[2026-01-09 09:58:13] Dario1 : to boost US export competitiveness
[2026-01-09 09:58:23] Dario1 : and raise import costs
[2026-01-09 09:58:31] Dario1 : and of course repatriate manufacturing jobs
[2026-01-09 09:58:39] Dario1 : Achieving this while safeguarding US hegemony is not easy :arthur:
[2026-01-09 09:58:48] Dario1 : and his bitcoin reserve idea supports that agenda…
[2026-01-09 09:58:56] Dario1 : by enabling capital to flow into crypto
[2026-01-09 09:59:03] Dario1 : without eroding dollar dominance :)
[2026-01-09 09:59:06] thankyousomuch : Doktor NONONO: he didnt pay tax, hes rich
[2026-01-09 09:59:33] thankyousomuch : ahahahahaha arrrrr :arthur: yar
[2026-01-09 10:00:40] thankyousomuch : Eu dominance means btc down
[2026-01-09 10:01:12] thankyousomuch : if eu shit goes down btc up
[2026-01-09 10:02:47] Full Planche : Dario1: yeah 100% bro, if you do not own a business or assets you will go backwards
[2026-01-09 10:03:08] Dario1 : Full Planche: exactly
[2026-01-09 10:03:12] Doktor NONONO : DXY could consolidate under 105 a few more years. But if DXY > 108, it goes to Reagan era highs. https://www.tradingview.com/x/YcVhWLdG/
[2026-01-09 10:03:45] bluemaster : https://cryptoslate.com/bitcoin-is-stalling-but-a-hidden-absorption-signal-shows-a-violent-supply-shock-could-be-inevitable/
[2026-01-09 10:07:07] thankyousomuch : Full Planche: eu forwards means btc backwards
[2026-01-09 10:07:18] thankyousomuch : :pape:
[2026-01-09 10:07:23] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-01-09 10:07:31] thankyousomuch : Full Planche: you are backwards master
[2026-01-09 10:07:37] thankyousomuch : the only true :pepe:
[2026-01-09 10:08:03] Doktor NONONO : 😄
[2026-01-09 10:16:20] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0010 XBT @ 90427 ($90.33) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-01-09 10:16:50] Doktor NONONO : How does someone get liquidated long here?
[2026-01-09 10:17:01] Doktor NONONO : Schiess time
[2026-01-09 10:20:27] Doktor NONONO : EU best amend. Stops at entry. Will b back for USA
[2026-01-09 10:22:04] snowdenn : who bought the dip?
[2026-01-09 10:23:37] neki : *if it looks like a mutha, and walks like a mutha,, its probably a ........?*
[2026-01-09 10:30:11] neki : EU done aggressive today.
[2026-01-09 10:30:22] neki : choppy fkkers, learnt from massa
[2026-01-09 10:30:36] neki : alas, massa has other tricks up its sleeve
[2026-01-09 10:32:19] neki : let the great moonification begin!
[2026-01-09 10:40:41] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeLddbrzsHk&list=RDSeLddbrzsHk&start_radio=1
[2026-01-09 11:03:20] Gandalf the Grey : /LIQ BTCUSD
[2026-01-09 11:03:30] Gandalf the Grey : /liq btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 85560.1 ```
[2026-01-09 11:03:33] Gandalf the Grey : safu?
[2026-01-09 11:06:15] Benobi : bots
[2026-01-09 11:06:25] Benobi : american bots stucked into buying mode
[2026-01-09 11:07:30] Gandalf the Grey : just keep buying
[2026-01-09 11:07:40] Gandalf the Grey : then enjoy pumpy
[2026-01-09 11:09:39] Benobi : (disclaimer I have no clues, just guessing)
[2026-01-09 11:10:48] BMEXcheers : the law is the law afterall
[2026-01-09 11:10:50] BMEXcheers : Barnes v. Felix (U.S. Supreme Court, 2025). An officer cannot manufacture a threat by placing themselves in harm's way like jumping in front of a car trying to get away and then claim self-defense just because the car moves toward them.
[2026-01-09 11:11:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SEIUSDT`: Buy 30 SEI @ 0.1212 ($3.64)
[2026-01-09 11:11:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `TONUSD`: Buy 5 Cont @ 1.7727 ($80.13)
[2026-01-09 11:13:06] BMEXcheers : ICE vs Europe
[2026-01-09 11:13:07] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1q7f8z3/chill_guy_ends_a_bully_in_second/
[2026-01-09 11:13:10] BMEXcheers : you decide who is who
[2026-01-09 11:20:39] Gandalf the Grey : we just need 95k clear
[2026-01-09 11:20:42] Gandalf the Grey : then it will go
[2026-01-09 11:26:44] neki : BMEXcheers: unnapplicable
[2026-01-09 11:30:21] DMC2 : Gandalf the Grey: bera turned bulla...not a good sign
[2026-01-09 11:32:19] Gandalf the Grey : 200 ema on 4h has been taken and being tested now
[2026-01-09 11:32:22] Gandalf the Grey : good place to risk
[2026-01-09 11:32:54] Gandalf the Grey : if it holds and we start a trend we can push even to ATH
[2026-01-09 11:33:13] Gandalf the Grey : Buy and go Dagestan 2-3 years and forget
[2026-01-09 11:33:56] DMC2 : Gandalf the Grey: bera thinking abt a newATH..i see red flags all obver
[2026-01-09 11:34:26] Gandalf the Grey : Nigga this is not rpg where you select your class lol
[2026-01-09 11:34:49] Gandalf the Grey : be cow when it makes sense and be bear when it makes sense
[2026-01-09 11:40:21] 45th_blown_account : :pepe:
[2026-01-09 11:43:19] neki : Gandalf the Grey: this is rpg. rekt playing game
[2026-01-09 11:45:44] Gandalf the Grey : haha
[2026-01-09 11:45:55] Gandalf the Grey : arthur is the guild master
[2026-01-09 11:49:38] Dario1 : neki: 🤣
[2026-01-09 11:49:54] neki : Gandalf the Grey: ;D
[2026-01-09 11:50:42] neki : Gandalf the Grey: might also conside it rpg. Rocket propelled grenade :D
[2026-01-09 11:51:40] neki : applies to btc PA like rocket. nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing explosive price move
[2026-01-09 12:01:49] DMC2 : ther is nothing bullish abt this PA
[2026-01-09 12:20:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 90159.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-01-09 12:20:49] neki : ye does seem like same old dumpErica, just like december
[2026-01-09 12:22:19] neki : but- might be a bait. We were all conditioned throught december like dogs - Pavlov's dogs
[2026-01-09 12:23:41] Gandalf the Grey : hehe
[2026-01-09 12:23:45] Gandalf the Grey : too much horny eh
[2026-01-09 12:24:30] neki : too much horny indeed
[2026-01-09 12:28:30] neki : old macdonald had a farm ia ia oo
[2026-01-09 12:28:43] neki : now macdonald has no farm ia ia oo
[2026-01-09 12:29:11] neki : now a donald has a farm, ia ia oo
[2026-01-09 12:29:44] neki : aaaah, the relief rekticide
[2026-01-09 12:30:46] neki : chheky bera
[2026-01-09 12:30:52] neki : cheeky cheeky bera
[2026-01-09 12:31:20] neki : *in the beggining, there was darkness*
[2026-01-09 12:31:36] neki : *then, on day one, Artur created Ronnie*
[2026-01-09 12:32:08] neki : *then, on day two, Artur made bulla, and he was pleased*
[2026-01-09 12:32:30] neki : *then, on day three, Artur made bera, and he was pleased with his creatures*
[2026-01-09 12:33:27] neki : *on day four, Artur made leverage. Artur saw Creatures played with leverage, and he was pleased.*
[2026-01-09 12:35:39] neki : *on day five, Artur saw everything was in order, and he rested. Ronnie saw Artur resting, and he was pleased also.*
[2026-01-09 12:36:36] neki : today is day 5
[2026-01-09 12:36:43] neki : Ronnie's day
[2026-01-09 12:37:08] Benobi : omg can you see how this will just be another BORING DENYING WEEK-END ? My bet is we fall before US open to 89k, THEN, because of denial crying Saylor, we will sweat our way back to rebound for just another bloody dead cat bounce all over the week-end, probably 92-ish, 93 ? and then on monday let's duuuump again. DUH
[2026-01-09 12:37:41] Benobi : this guys need to learn how to let go before it kills them.
[2026-01-09 12:38:31] neki : methinks something different is in order today. Pain mostly
[2026-01-09 12:59:51] neki : Cant believe this is the end of first trade week of new year
[2026-01-09 13:04:50] BMEXcheers : can we discuss ICE? Im a real fan of diesel cars and rs3 german powahhhhhh
[2026-01-09 13:04:59] BMEXcheers : 😆
[2026-01-09 13:05:08] BMEXcheers : twicked yiu
[2026-01-09 13:07:52] neki : BMEXcheers: :D its a topic designed to troll you. Dont fall for bait.
[2026-01-09 13:08:33] neki : the whole ICE thing. Do not underestimate the power of media, learn from Goebels.
[2026-01-09 13:16:20] neki : ALso, leave it to the courts. And not those of "public opinion".
[2026-01-09 13:19:17] neki : anyhow, the rekt is real
[2026-01-09 13:20:51] Gandalf the Grey : 125k in January baby
[2026-01-09 13:20:54] Gandalf the Grey : it will cooome
[2026-01-09 13:20:59] Gandalf the Grey : the more and more and moooore
[2026-01-09 13:21:02] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahaha
[2026-01-09 13:25:18] bmagic : Doom
[2026-01-09 13:30:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 105 Cont @ 3107.1 ($29,604.87) - Up only!
[2026-01-09 13:30:38] Gandalf the Grey : wtf is that lol
[2026-01-09 13:30:54] neki : dump
[2026-01-09 13:30:55] Gandalf the Grey : some data release?
[2026-01-09 13:30:58] funny cat videos : data spike
[2026-01-09 13:30:59] neki : dump
[2026-01-09 13:31:01] neki : dump
[2026-01-09 13:31:05] neki : dump
[2026-01-09 13:31:07] neki : dump
[2026-01-09 13:31:11] neki : dump
[2026-01-09 13:31:12] Full Planche : Lol
[2026-01-09 13:31:24] neki : 85k today
[2026-01-09 13:31:44] blaster33 : lmao what
[2026-01-09 13:31:46] Gandalf the Grey : nice chance to buy more
[2026-01-09 13:32:12] Full Planche : SPX spiked up too
[2026-01-09 13:32:16] neki : yes
[2026-01-09 13:32:19] Full Planche : Got sold as well
[2026-01-09 13:32:28] Full Planche : I think unemployement numbers came out
[2026-01-09 13:33:01] Full Planche : Nothing burger, just a small spike
[2026-01-09 13:33:40] GreedyBastard : Manipulation and cheating as always
[2026-01-09 13:33:50] neki : Moneypulation always
[2026-01-09 13:33:53] Full Planche : Just the algo's going back and forth
[2026-01-09 13:34:05] Full Planche : Always with data releases
[2026-01-09 13:35:26] funny cat videos : money laundering friday :doge:
[2026-01-09 13:35:32] Full Planche : If it was bad news, we would have been way lower already
[2026-01-09 13:37:55] GreedyBastard : Got a feeling us open gonna be a wild ride today regardless, better bbuckle up
[2026-01-09 13:39:33] Gandalf the Grey : just buy dip
[2026-01-09 13:39:57] Gandalf the Grey : if we crash below 88k or you can sell pump
[2026-01-09 13:40:09] neki : GreedyBastard: US open always drama queen.. rekt 1k up rekt 1k down then direction. its like a moviestar came, what with the flashes and the ruckuss
[2026-01-09 13:41:34] GreedyBastard : Hahaha so true, open always gives false biase as if it's scripted
[2026-01-09 13:42:06] neki : I'm here! look at me! me! me! :D
[2026-01-09 14:00:08] neki : Pavlov dump
[2026-01-09 14:00:15] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄
[2026-01-09 14:00:32] neki : its been conditioned
[2026-01-09 14:00:36] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-01-09 14:00:59] PeacenLuv : DMC2:
[2026-01-09 14:04:14] neki : future strucure.
[2026-01-09 14:04:25] neki : structure*
[2026-01-09 14:04:46] neki : optical ilussion. we got options.
[2026-01-09 14:08:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 90297 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-01-09 14:09:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 90287 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-01-09 14:10:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2600 USD @ 90242.3
[2026-01-09 14:11:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 90217.9 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-01-09 14:12:31] GreedyBastard : Options wrecked btc for sure, sleazy shitt invention
[2026-01-09 14:12:39] neki : textbook
[2026-01-09 14:13:18] neki : GreedyBastard: options man I remeber when I was messing with them on Deribit.. scam par exellence
[2026-01-09 14:13:22] neki : now binance, idkž
[2026-01-09 14:14:17] neki : the underwriters rekt it for btc options, not the instrument.. but just the scam
[2026-01-09 14:16:29] GreedyBastard : I hear you, anyhow btc and crypto used to run so mich cleaner before all these sh*tstitutions got their dirty hands in it
[2026-01-09 14:19:50] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: @bmagic @neki https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ2m9g11xGY
[2026-01-09 14:19:55] GodBleesYou : Mooo!!!!!
[2026-01-09 14:20:19] neki : GodBleesYou: Sir I have de-moo-ed
[2026-01-09 14:20:26] neki : :D
[2026-01-09 14:20:34] neki : GreedyBastard: yea true
[2026-01-09 14:20:48] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-01-09 14:21:09] neki : GodBleesYou: all I see is ad i cannot cancell xD
[2026-01-09 14:21:21] neki : ahh that does it
[2026-01-09 14:22:13] neki : GodBleesYou: still, the music mooved me..
[2026-01-09 14:23:22] GodBleesYou : neki: i am working on my old suzuki need to have good vibe xD
[2026-01-09 14:23:39] GodBleesYou : 1983 Suzuki samurai
[2026-01-09 14:23:45] GodBleesYou : i put 4 link suspenstion
[2026-01-09 14:23:53] GodBleesYou : springs
[2026-01-09 14:24:02] GodBleesYou : 35s tires
[2026-01-09 14:24:19] GodBleesYou : 22R modefied engline xD
[2026-01-09 14:24:31] GodBleesYou : lets drift xD
[2026-01-09 14:27:31] neki : GodBleesYou: wooott.. nice. :D
[2026-01-09 14:34:19] Mr. JB : Murica bull or bear
[2026-01-09 14:34:40] GodBleesYou : Mr. JB: Super bull
[2026-01-09 14:34:57] contract details : bullish stocks
[2026-01-09 14:35:00] contract details : dumping bitcoin forever
[2026-01-09 14:35:04] contract details : :arthur: :arthur: :arthur:
[2026-01-09 14:35:54] Mr. JB : GodBleesYou: when?
[2026-01-09 14:37:48] GodBleesYou : Mr. JB: bull market allready started by my count
[2026-01-09 14:38:06] Djus : bitmex chat bearish since 2018 lmao
[2026-01-09 14:38:13] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSDT`: Buy 39046 XRP @ 2.1033 ($82,046.58) - Are ya winning, son?
[2026-01-09 14:38:13] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ENAUSDT`: Buy 6000 ENA @ 0.2356 ($1,413.60)
[2026-01-09 14:38:27] Gandalf the Grey : what is thiiiiiis
[2026-01-09 14:38:41] Gandalf the Grey : sudden cowish manippulation
[2026-01-09 14:38:48] funny cat videos : what is nikkei doing :pepe:
[2026-01-09 14:39:18] blaster33 : Gandalf the Grey: wtf is happening, choose a side
[2026-01-09 14:39:30] blaster33 : btc is going full retard mode
[2026-01-09 14:39:33] GodBleesYou : Mr. JB: https://www.tradingview.com/x/oeRs0t4A/
[2026-01-09 14:39:34] Mr. JB : Oke everyone in? Moon it!
[2026-01-09 14:39:52] Gandalf the Grey : I just like sudden sharp moves
[2026-01-09 14:39:57] Gandalf the Grey : it is making me horniiii
[2026-01-09 14:40:56] neki : demonic price, demoonic price
[2026-01-09 14:41:00] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: so wet xD
[2026-01-09 14:41:34] GodBleesYou : blaster33: bulltard mode you mean
[2026-01-09 14:41:44] GodBleesYou : BTFD BTFD BTFD
[2026-01-09 14:41:50] GodBleesYou : from here till 180k
[2026-01-09 14:42:06] GodBleesYou : then we short 180k to 18k xD
[2026-01-09 14:42:20] Mr. JB : Id like 90.1 as new bottom
[2026-01-09 14:42:42] Gandalf the Grey : 89k-88k is sexy buy imo
[2026-01-09 14:42:47] Gandalf the Grey : here stilll kinda high
[2026-01-09 14:43:01] neki : lest get 85 today and be dun with it
[2026-01-09 14:43:02] Gandalf the Grey : safe for lower imo
[2026-01-09 14:43:43] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: https://www.tradingview.com/x/THEtv7zP/
[2026-01-09 14:43:54] GodBleesYou : algo flip short at 91800
[2026-01-09 14:44:04] GodBleesYou : but i dont fell safe
[2026-01-09 14:44:12] GodBleesYou : it willl flip back to bull
[2026-01-09 14:44:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 90045.4 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-01-09 14:44:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 5.6900 SOL @ 137.02 ($778.96)
[2026-01-09 14:45:01] GodBleesYou : anyways .. BTFD
[2026-01-09 14:45:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 8.1800 SOL @ 136.94 ($1,119.29)
[2026-01-09 14:45:26] neki : today is Ronnie day. remember this
[2026-01-09 14:46:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 5.7000 SOL @ 136.85 ($779.38)
[2026-01-09 14:48:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 5.7000 SOL @ 136.76 ($778.87)
[2026-01-09 14:48:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0074 XBT @ 90059.8 ($665.80) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-01-09 14:48:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 49000 USD @ 89904.5 - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act
[2026-01-09 14:54:51] Gandalf the Grey : 200 ema getting a massage ahahaha
[2026-01-09 14:55:07] Gandalf the Grey : sub 90k is an early adapter
[2026-01-09 14:56:46] birdienumnum : feels fake. eu morning drops harder than us
[2026-01-09 14:58:05] contract details : nice bullish pa
[2026-01-09 14:58:13] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderReportedNews/comments/1q87dtv/a_new_bill_will_allow_ice_agents_to_strip_search/
[2026-01-09 14:58:17] BMEXcheers : this just in
[2026-01-09 14:58:29] BMEXcheers : Trump's army doing trump htings
[2026-01-09 14:58:31] BMEXcheers : things
[2026-01-09 14:59:54] Gandalf the Grey : we need 10-15 percent moves
[2026-01-09 14:59:57] Gandalf the Grey : not this micro crap
[2026-01-09 15:05:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTF26`: Sell 300 USD @ 90122.5 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-01-09 15:06:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 42400 USD @ 89816.5 - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc
[2026-01-09 15:06:29] Gandalf the Grey : Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc
[2026-01-09 15:06:30] WinstonChurchill : 90k will _never_ happen again
[2026-01-09 15:06:32] Gandalf the Grey : lmfao
[2026-01-09 15:06:38] Gandalf the Grey : who writes these
[2026-01-09 15:06:38] WinstonChurchill : **screenshot this**
[2026-01-09 15:06:55] WinstonChurchill : @Shiro rekt
[2026-01-09 15:09:44] RonnieREKT : Gandalf the Grey: feel free to provide some nice punchlines if you've got any
[2026-01-09 15:10:44] Gandalf the Grey : He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-01-09 15:10:55] Gandalf the Grey : From linkin park lol
[2026-01-09 15:11:21] Gandalf the Grey : Ouchie Ouchie Yellow Line Touchie
[2026-01-09 15:12:40] funny cat videos : :kek:
[2026-01-09 15:12:52] funny cat videos : bitmex should start including these in their emails xd
[2026-01-09 15:12:53] Gandalf the Grey : :catjam:
[2026-01-09 15:16:10] PeacenLuv : long entry 90090 pumpittup
[2026-01-09 15:17:36] Samba7777777 : WinstonChurchill: its at 90k now dumazz
[2026-01-09 15:18:49] thankyousomuch : puuuhhhhhh 😮
[2026-01-09 15:18:53] thankyousomuch : pullrun
[2026-01-09 15:18:59] thankyousomuch : :peoe:
[2026-01-09 15:19:03] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-01-09 15:19:52] funny cat videos : RonnieREKT: Be water. Become liquidity.
[2026-01-09 15:19:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `TSLAUSDT`: Buy 6.4900 TSLA @ 441.18 ($NaN) - Wallet's on a diet now!
[2026-01-09 15:20:06] funny cat videos : yes just like that :kek:
[2026-01-09 15:20:46] thankyousomuch : pullrun to 30k
[2026-01-09 15:22:36] thankyousomuch : pullmaster, longers at deep fryer :pepe: all hired, no one escaped from the fryer
[2026-01-09 15:26:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSDT`: Buy 0.2000 SUI @ 1.8297 ($0.37)
[2026-01-09 15:26:23] funny cat videos : siuuuuuuuuuuuu
[2026-01-09 15:26:25] funny cat videos : :doge:
[2026-01-09 15:26:30] funny cat videos : :rocket:
[2026-01-09 15:27:11] Full Planche : LAUNCH IT BEYOND YESTERDAYS HIGH
[2026-01-09 15:27:21] Full Planche : Pew Pew Pew
[2026-01-09 15:27:25] Werner : KILL EM ALL ! KILL EM RONN !
[2026-01-09 15:28:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.1000 XBT @ 91252 ($9,115.20)
[2026-01-09 15:28:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 17 Cont @ 3117 ($4,837.17) - There goes ur space money
[2026-01-09 15:28:38] PeacenLuv : pumpittup 15min
[2026-01-09 15:28:58] PeacenLuv : btc
[2026-01-09 15:29:03] PeacenLuv : wow
[2026-01-09 15:29:04] Werner : PEW PEW PEW !
[2026-01-09 15:29:05] Full Planche : SQUEEZE IT HARD
[2026-01-09 15:29:16] PeacenLuv : long entry 90090 lezgohh
[2026-01-09 15:29:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 6 Cont @ 3130.51 ($1,720.90)
[2026-01-09 15:29:34] PeacenLuv : thiz iz roknroll btc
[2026-01-09 15:29:52] PeacenLuv : check vol on 15min btc xbtusdperpalishuz
[2026-01-09 15:30:00] Gandalf the Grey : I dont need SL aaah momeny
[2026-01-09 15:30:10] Full Planche : Gandalf the Grey: Lol
[2026-01-09 15:30:27] neki : pretty rektal
[2026-01-09 15:30:40] neki : now down
[2026-01-09 15:30:43] neki : sadly
[2026-01-09 15:31:17] pi-chan : 82k or 100k first?
[2026-01-09 15:33:29] Full Planche : Did the orange man tweet again?
[2026-01-09 15:36:37] neki : you kno reversing fromm this
[2026-01-09 15:36:42] neki : means trou-bull
[2026-01-09 15:37:21] MrBritcoin : hello folks how's life
[2026-01-09 15:38:29] Mr. JB : Let it be enough to break 94 this time
[2026-01-09 15:39:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 91549 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-01-09 15:41:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3200 USD @ 91329.2
[2026-01-09 15:42:13] neki : hmm
[2026-01-09 15:42:57] PeacenLuv : releez the gimp
[2026-01-09 15:43:04] Gandalf the Grey : fomo 20x here for full bitmex experience
[2026-01-09 15:43:07] neki : :D
[2026-01-09 15:46:41] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc
[2026-01-09 15:46:44] PeacenLuv : btfd
[2026-01-09 15:47:47] Gandalf the Grey : 😃
[2026-01-09 15:53:02] Gandalf the Grey : seems it wanna scam all the way down to start
[2026-01-09 15:55:10] neki : its Ronnies day
[2026-01-09 15:55:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 90818.9 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-01-09 15:55:13] neki : no behind lef
[2026-01-09 15:55:31] neki : no behind left untoucehd
[2026-01-09 15:56:31] contract details : it cant pump anymore
[2026-01-09 15:56:47] contract details : nobody wants trashcoin when you can buy nvda
[2026-01-09 16:02:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSDT`: Buy 44 XRP @ 2.1363 ($93.91)
[2026-01-09 16:03:02] Tfs : Damm what happened - was their news
[2026-01-09 16:03:07] Tfs : I been off charts all day
[2026-01-09 16:05:05] Gandalf the Grey : nothing just kroleg shorted the bottom and market maker wanted to bully
[2026-01-09 16:05:50] Full Planche : Gandalf the Grey: Lmao did he
[2026-01-09 16:05:51] Tfs : Gandalf the Grey: uh oh
[2026-01-09 16:06:17] Gandalf the Grey : oh uh
[2026-01-09 16:06:44] s3tup : Support is not answering ?
[2026-01-09 16:08:08] Gandalf the Grey : they are busy longing
[2026-01-09 16:08:14] Gandalf the Grey : they need matcha also
[2026-01-09 16:14:41] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd rescue? ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 37,000 USD @ 92154.0078 ```
[2026-01-09 16:16:00] neki : Gandalf the Grey: :D
[2026-01-09 16:16:21] Gandalf the Grey : a little miscalculation
[2026-01-09 16:16:25] bluemaster : silly kids
[2026-01-09 16:18:00] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUYrra8nz8
[2026-01-09 16:19:54] Gandalf the Grey : we just need 95k push
[2026-01-09 16:19:57] Gandalf the Grey : and we goooooo
[2026-01-09 16:20:01] Gandalf the Grey : imagine the SLs
[2026-01-09 16:21:41] Gandalf the Grey : come on cows kurwa
[2026-01-09 16:24:07] neki : Gandalf the Grey: ruuh oohh
[2026-01-09 16:24:37] neki : the mutha has spoken. but mjutha muthated
[2026-01-09 16:24:55] neki : the MUTHANT will attack
[2026-01-09 16:26:47] DMC2 : decision time bull strong or bera
[2026-01-09 16:27:38] neki : lol it will meh oout at 90700
[2026-01-09 16:27:44] jartails : bro got rekt overnight again, when will I learn
[2026-01-09 16:28:40] neki : jartails: are you bera? identify yourself! (and no steering the wheel either)
[2026-01-09 16:28:47] DMC2 : jartails: who gotvrekt?
[2026-01-09 16:28:50] jartails : those 3am candles haunt my dream bro
[2026-01-09 16:29:24] neki : asia master kung-fu'd you?
[2026-01-09 16:29:36] DMC2 : jartails: how much did u lose sir?
[2026-01-09 16:29:49] jartails : yeah man, i think i was satoshi'd
[2026-01-09 16:30:12] jartails : 17 ethereum contracts bro i think its was 4k in leverage
[2026-01-09 16:31:10] neki : sry to hear that.
[2026-01-09 16:31:28] jartails : maybe a bit to greedy on the leverage
[2026-01-09 16:32:07] jartails : +50x on a overnight swing is very ambitious
[2026-01-09 16:32:11] neki : jartails: feek i see the chart,, darthmaul in action
[2026-01-09 16:32:23] gemeo2 : Dump loading ...
[2026-01-09 16:32:32] neki : gemeo2: so much dump
[2026-01-09 16:32:44] neki : 85 83 81 choose one
[2026-01-09 16:32:47] Gandalf the Grey : i go gym now so sell it
[2026-01-09 16:33:21] jartails : stay here bro
[2026-01-09 16:33:25] gemeo2 : Target I don't know but red button is the way and the light
[2026-01-09 16:34:19] neki : lightweight scamming
[2026-01-09 16:34:31] Mr. JB : No, never 91 again
[2026-01-09 16:34:55] neki : im gettin a beer. its friday. Murica got coke and hoes, is the least I can do for my own humanity
[2026-01-09 16:36:23] Mr. JB : Doubled long now
[2026-01-09 16:36:31] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 3,000 USD @ 90574.7876 ```
[2026-01-09 16:36:48] Mr. JB : Long it!
[2026-01-09 16:39:39] jartails : murica was on the news again, they filmed that ice-intervention, hollywood
[2026-01-09 16:54:15] Mr. JB : 95k inc
[2026-01-09 16:54:56] Mr. JB : or 92.8 and reject. We'll see
[2026-01-09 16:55:51] Gandalf the Grey : This better be at 100k tomorrow
[2026-01-09 16:56:04] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Already back from the gym? :-P
[2026-01-09 16:56:09] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah
[2026-01-09 16:56:11] Gandalf the Grey : no
[2026-01-09 16:56:19] Gandalf the Grey : did not leave the house yet lmao
[2026-01-09 16:56:27] Gandalf the Grey : but i go now
[2026-01-09 16:56:30] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah
[2026-01-09 16:56:38] Gandalf the Grey : have back days it is nice
[2026-01-09 16:56:52] thankyousomuch : inversed pullrun :pepe:
[2026-01-09 16:57:01] thankyousomuch : collapse up
[2026-01-09 16:58:13] neki : Smurfeees law
[2026-01-09 16:59:00] thankyousomuch : Dr. pullrun and Biden are allready informed
[2026-01-09 17:00:10] Mr. JB : We should test the resistance of long term trend @ 106k to see if we could get back above it. Go Go Go!
[2026-01-09 17:00:59] Mr. JB : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell 1,000 USD @ 106058.4 XBTUSD: Sell 1,000 USD @ 99713.6 XBTUSD: Sell 1,000 USD @ 94193.5 XBTUSD: Sell 1,000 USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Sell 1,000 USD @ undefined ```
[2026-01-09 17:06:01] Mr. JB : Buy again, and more!
[2026-01-09 17:06:03] Mr. JB : Moon it!
[2026-01-09 17:06:19] Mr. JB : Pew pew pew!
[2026-01-09 17:08:33] thankyousomuch : Longars :arthur: longers i want to run with yar, but ar dont understand why backwards
[2026-01-09 17:12:04] funny cat videos : spx broke ath again you know what that means :doge:
[2026-01-09 17:14:31] neki : chheeky bera
[2026-01-09 17:16:44] neki : its maulin marge! its maulin!
[2026-01-09 17:20:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 90941.3 - Hope is not a strategy