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[2026-01-08 15:36:36] Samba7777777 : wtf is this price action
[2026-01-08 15:37:29] neki : Samba7777777: the tremedous pattern sir
[2026-01-08 15:37:41] neki : tremendous*
[2026-01-08 15:40:24] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started backwards
[2026-01-08 15:41:11] neki : re-lent-less
[2026-01-08 15:46:57] neki : *bulla mommy returns back for lil' bullas, bera terrified what happens next*
[2026-01-08 15:47:06] thankyousomuch : life below 100k :pepe:
[2026-01-08 15:49:20] neki : meh, its a living. stars above, sun shines-
[2026-01-08 16:00:10] GodBleesYou : Moooo!!!!!
[2026-01-08 16:00:35] neki : moo you too
[2026-01-08 16:00:43] GodBleesYou : neki: <3
[2026-01-08 16:01:26] neki : Do you have moo-nition?
[2026-01-08 16:01:36] neki : loaded up lower before?
[2026-01-08 16:01:55] neki : im getting out my mutna-kannon. Soon
[2026-01-08 16:02:05] neki : mutha-kannon*
[2026-01-08 16:03:17] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/2008968808942456986 , police shot down an ICE protestor , rip
[2026-01-08 16:03:24] thankyousomuch : top is in
[2026-01-08 16:03:51] Full Planche : 89,2k held, good sign
[2026-01-08 16:04:16] thankyousomuch : Full Planche: life below 100k lol
[2026-01-08 16:05:39] Full Planche : 90,7 - 91,5k
[2026-01-08 16:10:23] thankyousomuch : 45th_blown_account: they shot on a longer
[2026-01-08 16:11:22] 45th_blown_account : thankyousomuch: she should stop i think , now she would be alive
[2026-01-08 16:17:16] neki : 45th_blown_account: +1
[2026-01-08 16:18:20] neki : this trend of videos on YT when ppl record and taunt officials. Its gone too far. Has for a while now.
[2026-01-08 16:18:21] 45th_blown_account : neki: +1 :kek:
[2026-01-08 16:19:17] neki : I mean its a movement nearly. Its just shows hjow primitive the society is (still).
[2026-01-08 16:20:55] neki : " I got right. Beech pleaz, youre here on borrowed time, living in a fkkin dreamland where u can afford to spit in the face of authority. Get real, get a life. #bitchslap"
[2026-01-08 16:21:49] neki : *Meanwhile bera in tears and terror*
[2026-01-08 16:22:24] Full Planche : neki: No follow through on both sides broher haha
[2026-01-08 16:23:41] neki : Full Planche: what u mean, no understanda?
[2026-01-08 16:23:51] neki : me no understanda :)
[2026-01-08 16:24:03] Full Planche : We get rejection on downside and upside, i would not say bera in tears and terror
[2026-01-08 16:24:16] neki : Full Planche: ah yes, sry
[2026-01-08 16:24:21] Full Planche : That would happen above 91,5k bro
[2026-01-08 16:24:38] neki : Full Planche: all good and well. 5 minutes and relaunch.
[2026-01-08 16:26:08] Full Planche : Let's see! If this cannot recapture important levels today and closes below 90,5k, it's not a good look imo
[2026-01-08 16:26:23] Full Planche : Needs some power now
[2026-01-08 16:26:25] thankyousomuch : pullrunners
[2026-01-08 16:27:40] neki : Full Planche: the day is siure to be interesting.
[2026-01-08 16:27:54] Mr. JB : Dont stop pump now it's disappointing
[2026-01-08 16:29:50] neki : 1 minute sir
[2026-01-08 16:29:56] neki : on 30 we go
[2026-01-08 16:31:47] neki : bye bera
[2026-01-08 16:40:13] 45th_blown_account : Papa Arthur, what is going on with ZEC ? :kek:
[2026-01-08 16:42:45] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/StarPlatinum_/status/2009234622215860459 :arthur: nice scam Arthur
[2026-01-08 16:43:17] 45th_blown_account : I hope ZEC burns to the ground, i dont have any :kek:
[2026-01-08 16:45:54] Doktor NONONO : OYOYOYOYOh
[2026-01-08 16:46:30] Doktor NONONO : Mooooooi
[2026-01-08 16:47:22] Doktor NONONO : DXY rally has begun
[2026-01-08 16:48:25] Doktor NONONO : OIL Rally, Stock Rally. THE EVERYTHING RALLY
[2026-01-08 16:48:44] Doktor NONONO : Welcome to Bulltardia
[2026-01-08 16:52:01] Doktor NONONO : STRESSES
[2026-01-08 16:52:26] Doktor NONONO : for Ve'rting
[2026-01-08 16:52:46] Doktor NONONO : for everything.
[2026-01-08 16:59:02] jartails : *utter bulltardisation*
[2026-01-08 16:59:40] Doktor NONONO : Utter sir
[2026-01-08 17:00:35] jartails : ok sir
[2026-01-08 17:00:50] jartails : *Utter bulltardisation*
[2026-01-08 17:01:21] jartails : Did I get spelling right, this time, Sir?
[2026-01-08 17:01:50] Doktor NONONO : I'll take it both ways
[2026-01-08 17:02:03] Doktor NONONO : EVerything will
[2026-01-08 17:02:30] Doktor NONONO : But so far you top of class
[2026-01-08 17:03:35] Doktor NONONO : ⭐
[2026-01-08 17:03:46] Doktor NONONO : Gold star
[2026-01-08 17:04:22] jartails : ☀️
[2026-01-08 17:04:48] jartails : To the Sun of Nacci
[2026-01-08 17:05:10] Doktor NONONO : And her Holy Ghost
[2026-01-08 17:05:53] Doktor NONONO : Forget moon.
[2026-01-08 17:05:59] Doktor NONONO : Not that way
[2026-01-08 17:06:06] Doktor NONONO : SUN
[2026-01-08 17:06:19] Doktor NONONO : We are getting flow into the SUN
[2026-01-08 17:06:35] Doktor NONONO : One way trop this
[2026-01-08 17:06:45] Doktor NONONO : *trip
[2026-01-08 17:07:23] Doktor NONONO : Another wun ⭐
[2026-01-08 17:08:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 63 Cont @ 2.1496 ($2,469.09) - There goes ur space money
[2026-01-08 17:08:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 8 Cont @ 3126 ($2,279.70) - Up only!
[2026-01-08 17:09:59] PeacenLuv : long entry btc bully 91088
[2026-01-08 17:10:19] jartails : Chaos, disharmony and oscilation
[2026-01-08 17:10:52] Doktor NONONO : jartails: The centre cannot hold
[2026-01-08 17:11:10] Full Planche : Take out 91,5k!
[2026-01-08 17:11:29] PeacenLuv : adding longs here
[2026-01-08 17:13:58] Doktor NONONO : Doesn't look like ETHBTC is coming on this one
[2026-01-08 17:14:32] Doktor NONONO : Eth is bullish, but will lag Total 3
[2026-01-08 17:14:43] Doktor NONONO : And Papa
[2026-01-08 17:15:23] Doktor NONONO : Days @ #2 numbered now
[2026-01-08 17:18:40] PeacenLuv : Full Planche: pumpittup btc
[2026-01-08 17:18:55] Mr. JB : I saw someone say never 90k again. Can't remember who it was..
[2026-01-08 17:20:12] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: He be back to remind with fresh numba, no doubt
[2026-01-08 17:21:11] Traczii : :bmex:
[2026-01-08 17:22:45] Samba7777777 : Mr. JB: winston
[2026-01-08 17:23:22] birdienumnum : I was one of the long@9200 crew
[2026-01-08 17:23:50] birdienumnum : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 22,100 USD @ 90725.9894 ```
[2026-01-08 17:24:13] birdienumnum : Averaged down sweet enough
[2026-01-08 17:24:31] birdienumnum : 92000*
[2026-01-08 17:25:39] Mr. JB : Doktor NONONO: once hit 106 and retrace to 100 we can say never 106 again.
[2026-01-08 17:25:42] Doktor NONONO : birdienumnum: Welldun sir
[2026-01-08 17:26:37] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: I hav a feeling the trip from 95 to 120 might be a bit of a one way high way
[2026-01-08 17:26:56] Doktor NONONO : But you a sniper
[2026-01-08 17:27:03] Doktor NONONO : I sen u
[2026-01-08 17:27:17] Doktor NONONO : Bestaluk
[2026-01-08 17:27:19] birdienumnum : fk the market makers heard me
[2026-01-08 17:27:34] Doktor NONONO : Artur is watching sir
[2026-01-08 17:27:58] birdienumnum : Doktor NONONO: sen me wher? Thank u thank u.
[2026-01-08 17:28:54] Doktor NONONO : Ah dicobobbles. I never saw u before. Was chatting to JB he wants to stick his dick in the bullzooka cannon.
[2026-01-08 17:29:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 90810.1 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-01-08 17:29:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 90794.2 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-01-08 17:30:16] Doktor NONONO : birdienumnum: But I'll never forget your name sir.
[2026-01-08 17:31:07] Doktor NONONO : You one of the legends
[2026-01-08 17:31:26] birdienumnum : I once made a donation of every other sensible braincell and around 900 EUR over a month.
[2026-01-08 17:31:49] birdienumnum : But that was years ago. Dif name too I think
[2026-01-08 17:32:40] Doktor NONONO : Hold on to that brain cell my man
[2026-01-08 17:33:43] birdienumnum : Will do sir o7
[2026-01-08 17:33:56] Doktor NONONO : ⭐
[2026-01-08 17:40:39] Shiro : birdienumnum: you gonna be a proud of your position soon 😉
[2026-01-08 17:41:49] Shiro : These hera saying never above 90 until last week 😂🤣
[2026-01-08 17:42:07] Shiro : 💚😘
[2026-01-08 17:42:26] Shawn-Williams : Make sure- below 80k and 2 more weeks
[2026-01-08 17:43:16] Doktor NONONO : Shawn-Williams: On day at a time brutha
[2026-01-08 17:43:27] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: hallelujah, shawn call it, to the moon now 🌝😄
[2026-01-08 17:43:38] Doktor NONONO : Let's see how things develop above 95
[2026-01-08 17:44:00] Doktor NONONO : Defintely gona clock that now
[2026-01-08 17:44:16] Shawn-Williams : it can go up and surely will add 2-3k but that doesn't mean its going up. Venezuela is already consume after 90700 in that spike
[2026-01-08 17:44:30] Shawn-Williams : before that also it was all intended to go down
[2026-01-08 17:44:32] Shawn-Williams : so chiill
[2026-01-08 17:44:35] Shawn-Williams : it will go down
[2026-01-08 17:45:05] Shiro : 6k shawn 😁
[2026-01-08 17:45:32] Shawn-Williams : last time it was sunday night bit this time its friday and saturday
[2026-01-08 17:45:35] Shawn-Williams : hahah
[2026-01-08 17:45:54] Shawn-Williams : enjoy 2 day spike may be
[2026-01-08 17:45:59] Shiro : Yeay weekend pumps are back 😈🌝
[2026-01-08 17:51:44] Shawn-Williams : 92350 before market close in US today
[2026-01-08 17:51:53] Shawn-Williams : lets see
[2026-01-08 17:53:16] marlo : g
[2026-01-08 17:53:28] GodBleesYou : Mooooo
[2026-01-08 17:54:46] Werner : Absolute clownery
[2026-01-08 17:57:28] PeacenLuv : marlo: og
[2026-01-08 17:57:46] Doktor NONONO : GodBleesYou: Moooooooi
[2026-01-08 17:57:48] PeacenLuv : ling entry 91280
[2026-01-08 17:58:13] PeacenLuv : btc fully bully lezgohh
[2026-01-08 17:58:55] chotto_matte : b e a utiful
[2026-01-08 17:58:58] PeacenLuv : bakewards 5 homes btc
[2026-01-08 18:00:41] PeacenLuv : makes u good trader
[2026-01-08 18:02:46] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc
[2026-01-08 18:03:36] PeacenLuv : 😄😆😆😆😆
[2026-01-08 18:05:17] Dario1 : :catjam::rocket:
[2026-01-08 18:05:37] 45th_blown_account : BMEX -9% :kek: store of hot ponzi
[2026-01-08 18:05:50] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-01-08 18:08:17] neki : well now
[2026-01-08 18:09:19] Doktor NONONO : neki: Well well well
[2026-01-08 18:10:03] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psCf0oK9dvg Prodigy -- let it rip
[2026-01-08 18:10:04] bluemaster : operation squeeze JPM in action
[2026-01-08 18:10:21] neki : Doktor NONONO: well, very, well
[2026-01-08 18:10:23] neki : :Pž
[2026-01-08 18:10:26] bluemaster : MSTR will go up 50 %
[2026-01-08 18:10:32] Doktor NONONO : as i suspected
[2026-01-08 18:11:32] Doktor NONONO : bluemaster: +1
[2026-01-08 18:12:29] masl : bluemaster: Hope so :D
[2026-01-08 18:14:13] masl : He cannot buy more btc tho without actually spending real value but on the other hand they probly gonna have like 30b in profit next quarter if btw gous to 110k
[2026-01-08 18:15:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 91061 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-01-08 18:15:32] neki : Ronnie cmon u ffkee
[2026-01-08 18:15:47] neki : uleave that littl bulla alone ya hear me
[2026-01-08 18:15:52] neki : go fek bera
[2026-01-08 18:16:14] Doktor NONONO : Leave Gandalf alone!
[2026-01-08 18:17:24] birdienumnum : MSTR has so cheap access to enough fiat for their needs its crazy. tiny amount of fixed spending to service their fiat needs compared to their size.
[2026-01-08 18:17:28] Doktor NONONO : Wyckoff structure now, looks like
[2026-01-08 18:18:00] Doktor NONONO : Popping up on many alts
[2026-01-08 18:18:23] birdienumnum : feeding num nums
[2026-01-08 18:18:26] birdienumnum : https://youtu.be/kDZFbRoF6QY?t=1629
[2026-01-08 18:18:26] Doktor NONONO : Or to be specific. Litecoin lol
[2026-01-08 18:18:59] birdienumnum : The Party 1968
[2026-01-08 18:19:14] Doktor NONONO : BTC.D about to pump
[2026-01-08 18:19:39] Doktor NONONO : Show us the way most ancient one
[2026-01-08 18:20:13] Doktor NONONO : Where Nacci?
[2026-01-08 18:20:27] Doktor NONONO : Where the SNACKS
[2026-01-08 18:20:45] Doktor NONONO : Which way the sun?
[2026-01-08 18:24:05] Doktor NONONO : Daily candle almost green
[2026-01-08 18:25:47] Doktor NONONO : Holding here above 9EMA and 91300+ on daily close wouldn't be worst situation.
[2026-01-08 18:26:00] Doktor NONONO : Is anyone bearish?
[2026-01-08 18:27:11] neki : this is a tricky spot now
[2026-01-08 18:27:18] Doktor NONONO : AT this point i mean. Not in two weeks once we're at 30K. Like her and now.
[2026-01-08 18:27:46] Doktor NONONO : neki: +
[2026-01-08 18:28:10] neki : Doktor NONONO: this looks like rekt decision making time for maker
[2026-01-08 18:28:47] Doktor NONONO : looks like a running wedge forming.
[2026-01-08 18:29:15] Doktor NONONO : but risks all the way to 90K
[2026-01-08 18:29:39] Doktor NONONO : Bullish MAS on ltfs must continue to hold
[2026-01-08 18:29:50] Doktor NONONO : EMAS*
[2026-01-08 18:30:09] Doktor NONONO : my E key is faulty.
[2026-01-08 18:30:11] neki : Doktor NONONO: yas its sticky
[2026-01-08 18:30:15] Doktor NONONO : Like me
[2026-01-08 18:30:24] neki : :D
[2026-01-08 18:31:24] neki : I think its time for the mutha-kannon.
[2026-01-08 18:31:44] Doktor NONONO : whatyoo call your dong agen?
[2026-01-08 18:32:06] neki : schlong
[2026-01-08 18:32:07] Doktor NONONO : mutaschiesse?
[2026-01-08 18:32:10] neki : yes ć
[2026-01-08 18:32:33] Doktor NONONO : It impressive name., Very
[2026-01-08 18:32:50] neki : lol, props to my friend who invented it :)
[2026-01-08 18:33:01] neki : its catchy :D
[2026-01-08 18:33:23] neki : brb
[2026-01-08 18:33:28] Doktor NONONO : x
[2026-01-08 18:35:44] GreedyBastard : Fucking shitmarkets wish I never lived in this shitage of bitcoin fuck my life
[2026-01-08 18:36:02] Doktor NONONO : no crying in casino sir
[2026-01-08 18:36:32] Doktor NONONO : Sorry though
[2026-01-08 18:36:52] Doktor NONONO : Tomorrow nutha day
[2026-01-08 18:37:39] Doktor NONONO : We'll do it again
[2026-01-08 18:37:44] PeacenLuv : btfd btc long entry 91098 lezgohh
[2026-01-08 18:38:30] PeacenLuv : longstops up 91008
[2026-01-08 18:41:07] Doktor NONONO : 90500 and 899900
[2026-01-08 18:41:15] Doktor NONONO : 89900
[2026-01-08 18:41:45] Doktor NONONO : if w lost thi running wedge
[2026-01-08 18:43:58] Doktor NONONO : only two new supports below i can see.
[2026-01-08 18:44:23] Doktor NONONO : expect wedge to hold
[2026-01-08 18:44:38] GodBleesYou : Doom?
[2026-01-08 18:44:39] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-01-08 18:45:10] PeacenLuv : vukk i got lines all over my charts
[2026-01-08 18:46:11] neki : mine looks like a whole kindergarten went throuigh it
[2026-01-08 18:46:38] neki : BTC - "powered by crayon"
[2026-01-08 18:47:44] Doktor NONONO : I take it real personal when my drawings vanish.
[2026-01-08 18:47:54] neki : Doktor NONONO: id realy like to see that gap closed before mutha-scheisse.. But it might work here too
[2026-01-08 18:48:17] Doktor NONONO : Where gap? The one to 90500?
[2026-01-08 18:48:30] Doktor NONONO : or CME
[2026-01-08 18:48:46] neki : On the other hand. Such "pause" in market usually speels doom
[2026-01-08 18:48:52] neki : CME
[2026-01-08 18:48:59] Doktor NONONO : ah yes
[2026-01-08 18:49:27] neki : Doktor NONONO: the way I see it, we might even scamwick close it today. Then muthascheise will be valid.
[2026-01-08 18:49:58] Doktor NONONO : decent right invs shoulder forming here along the way
[2026-01-08 18:50:27] neki : but i really like so yell it out too.. So theers' that.. :/
[2026-01-08 18:50:43] neki : it just sounds so powerful.
[2026-01-08 18:50:54] neki : but i mustnt abuse.
[2026-01-08 18:50:59] Doktor NONONO : I hear it in my head
[2026-01-08 18:51:07] neki : But i am tense
[2026-01-08 18:51:17] neki : Doktor NONONO: hahah , see I told ya :D
[2026-01-08 18:51:23] Doktor NONONO : Yes sir. Promethus Fire burn all who touch it
[2026-01-08 18:51:53] thankyousomuch : Doktor NONONO: 5 cent
[2026-01-08 18:52:19] neki : maybe if i whisper it softly? maybe ... hmm
[2026-01-08 18:52:52] Doktor NONONO : thankyousomuch: Sir, your dong is too small, you can't play.
[2026-01-08 18:53:30] Doktor NONONO : neki: Just don't stay alone too long. Find the others.
[2026-01-08 18:53:56] neki : the others...
[2026-01-08 18:54:04] neki : sounds ominous .D
[2026-01-08 18:54:15] neki : the others
[2026-01-08 18:54:21] Doktor NONONO : Well here we are AGAIN
[2026-01-08 18:55:00] Doktor NONONO : You must have fear before mission.
[2026-01-08 18:55:18] Doktor NONONO : Th best ones are the ones that remind you you can die.
[2026-01-08 18:55:34] neki : so true
[2026-01-08 18:56:08] Doktor NONONO : Just don't die and it's a breze
[2026-01-08 18:56:41] Doktor NONONO : Numba carruently in last night's base
[2026-01-08 18:57:02] Doktor NONONO : yestrday's lows must hold
[2026-01-08 18:57:28] Doktor NONONO : 90500+ could do
[2026-01-08 18:58:11] Doktor NONONO : a green bottoming tail will not suffice as a daily tho.
[2026-01-08 18:58:41] Doktor NONONO : THAT's not the way to Bulltardia
[2026-01-08 18:59:53] Doktor NONONO : Don'treally want to see this chop sidways here
[2026-01-08 19:00:20] Doktor NONONO : Not nearly enough Flex yet
[2026-01-08 19:03:36] Doktor NONONO : Flex it is
[2026-01-08 19:05:44] BMEXcheers : Not all American 'heroes' wear capes, some wear masks
[2026-01-08 19:05:46] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwoman-shot-dead-by-ice-officers-has-been-identified-as-37-v0-xcjdvz0111cg1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D47b1e2cd94797fac64d31ee66f868eae5d030c19
[2026-01-08 19:05:49] BMEXcheers : .
[2026-01-08 19:09:41] neki : mutha kannon it is
[2026-01-08 19:10:13] Doktor NONONO : might rjext at 91250. Prior 1H red
[2026-01-08 19:11:26] jartails : Come'on boys, puss-it, bullish push-ez.
[2026-01-08 19:12:30] Doktor NONONO : supa bullish first! H of 4H. We are holding bois
[2026-01-08 19:12:57] neki : YESSS
[2026-01-08 19:12:59] neki : yeeeeesss y
[2026-01-08 19:13:01] neki : yeeeeesss
[2026-01-08 19:15:59] BMEXcheers : lets start betting on polymarkets
[2026-01-08 19:16:02] BMEXcheers : lets see where
[2026-01-08 19:16:13] BMEXcheers : 'when will america end up on its ass when facing iran'
[2026-01-08 19:16:14] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-01-08 19:16:17] BMEXcheers : sounds like a good one
[2026-01-08 19:16:20] Doktor NONONO : just need to take out prior 1h low
[2026-01-08 19:17:37] jartails : izza normal retrace
[2026-01-08 19:17:58] Doktor NONONO : BMEXcheers: 'merica end up on top baby. Ther is an order to things.
[2026-01-08 19:18:51] Doktor NONONO : Dont want Numba < 90500
[2026-01-08 19:19:26] Doktor NONONO : 🔻
[2026-01-08 19:21:01] jartails : Doktor NONONO: where do u get you're marching powder bro you're delirious
[2026-01-08 19:21:21] Doktor NONONO : Am I?
[2026-01-08 19:21:30] neki : yeeessss
[2026-01-08 19:21:33] neki : yeeessss
[2026-01-08 19:21:34] jartails : i'm kidding bro where is guldfish?
[2026-01-08 19:21:38] Doktor NONONO : I'm gona go take a long hard look in th mirror now
[2026-01-08 19:21:44] neki : yeeess
[2026-01-08 19:21:48] neki : yeeeeessssss
[2026-01-08 19:21:51] neki : muthha
[2026-01-08 19:21:53] Doktor NONONO : HAHAHA
[2026-01-08 19:21:55] neki : mutha.....
[2026-01-08 19:22:12] Doktor NONONO : the 'th' mst hit like a stick
[2026-01-08 19:22:27] neki : the dent is plugged
[2026-01-08 19:22:28] Doktor NONONO : must spit that part
[2026-01-08 19:22:30] neki : ship sails on!
[2026-01-08 19:22:44] neki : Doktor NONONO: gahahaahahaa :D majin, majin my friend :D
[2026-01-08 19:22:50] Doktor NONONO : A looter continua
[2026-01-08 19:23:12] jartails : seems to me like we couldn't hit that
[2026-01-08 19:23:18] Doktor NONONO : neki: I used to follow majin on twitter
[2026-01-08 19:23:25] jartails : 382 on third wave yet
[2026-01-08 19:23:43] neki : Doktor NONONO: heh, never heard of him.. heard majin spelled for imagine
[2026-01-08 19:23:51] neki : sooo... theres that :D
[2026-01-08 19:24:07] neki : him her it them
[2026-01-08 19:24:23] Doktor NONONO : He was big inspiration lol. But he a persian carpet salesman now so there's that.
[2026-01-08 19:24:53] Doktor NONONO : he turned bearish at 30K in 2020 and lost his soul
[2026-01-08 19:25:00] Doktor NONONO : LEsson in there
[2026-01-08 19:25:51] neki : Doktor NONONO: jesus was a carpet busines. Probably went on a journey to reclaim his sooul. So there that also.
[2026-01-08 19:25:56] jartails : i'm pretty bullish on persian carpets
[2026-01-08 19:26:20] jartails : is the prince of persia still a videogame?
[2026-01-08 19:26:23] Doktor NONONO : Best carpets sir. Unsurpassed for sitting.
[2026-01-08 19:26:35] neki : bls disregard my grammar as its bonkers...
[2026-01-08 19:26:52] jartails : I bet u can fly on those caprets too :)
[2026-01-08 19:26:56] neki : lmao
[2026-01-08 19:27:24] Doktor NONONO : Not as fun as you might think
[2026-01-08 19:28:04] Doktor NONONO : Completly terrifying it's so floppy
[2026-01-08 19:28:18] jartails : yeah maybe it's better to ship those carpets
[2026-01-08 19:28:28] Doktor NONONO : roll them up fat sir
[2026-01-08 19:28:44] jartails : :)
[2026-01-08 19:29:02] jartails : like a big jonco
[2026-01-08 19:29:15] neki : ye the landing must be the hard part of the flying carpets.. do you land and roll? mastered that yet?
[2026-01-08 19:29:19] Doktor NONONO : Wasn't gona say anything but yes
[2026-01-08 19:29:39] jartails : i only smoke & fly
[2026-01-08 19:30:03] neki : :D
[2026-01-08 19:30:46] neki : guys ive loaded all moon-ition. brought out the mutha-kannon. loaded moo-nition in said kannon-
[2026-01-08 19:31:00] Doktor NONONO : jartails: The other passengers are not happy when i do that
[2026-01-08 19:31:16] Doktor NONONO : neki: I know where you going with this
[2026-01-08 19:31:50] neki : Doktor NONONO: who me? why sir, i am only playing with matches around the kannon
[2026-01-08 19:32:14] Doktor NONONO : Tsk tsk
[2026-01-08 19:32:58] neki : Doktor NONONO: +/+
[2026-01-08 19:34:35] neki : tsk tsk, just so i can see abit better
[2026-01-08 19:35:31] neki : *with lit match in his fingers, he gently swinged towards the kannon*
[2026-01-08 19:35:51] Doktor NONONO : JArtails is right tho
[2026-01-08 19:36:28] Doktor NONONO : I've hardly slept now in days. I am actually a bit dilly
[2026-01-08 19:37:07] neki : *careful, so as to not accidentally burn the fuse
[2026-01-08 19:37:10] neki : *careful, so as to not accidentally burn the fuse*
[2026-01-08 19:37:11] Doktor NONONO : neki:DO IT
[2026-01-08 19:37:40] neki : Doktor NONONO: careful now, sir!
[2026-01-08 19:37:50] Doktor NONONO : No
[2026-01-08 19:37:54] neki : this might be explosive
[2026-01-08 19:38:31] neki : Doktor NONONO: you sir, are like a lil demon swhispering into my ear
[2026-01-08 19:38:48] neki : "do it, do it!"
[2026-01-08 19:39:01] Doktor NONONO : not whispering son
[2026-01-08 19:39:18] Doktor NONONO : and not little
[2026-01-08 19:39:27] neki : hahahh, so "theres that "
[2026-01-08 19:39:42] Doktor NONONO : only finest grammar
[2026-01-08 19:40:46] Doktor NONONO : ok now 2H can't close lik that thol
[2026-01-08 19:41:41] Doktor NONONO : You can't lt this happen
[2026-01-08 19:41:50] neki : the trollbox tho... its un-con-troll-able
[2026-01-08 19:42:15] Doktor NONONO : happens
[2026-01-08 19:42:48] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/TheFl0orIsLaVa/status/2009189783671628166 :pepe:
[2026-01-08 19:43:49] neki : *the wind blows, gently into the flame*
[2026-01-08 19:46:17] neki : so i oput the idea into chat GPT now : "There once was a man named Joren who lived on the edge of a quiet valley. He owned an old ceremonial cannon—an heirloom from his grandfather—polished brass, carved wheels, and a barrel that still gleamed when the sun hit it just right. It hadn’t been fired in decades, but Joren had always been curious about it."
[2026-01-08 19:46:44] neki : fuck this im ditching "Joren" what kind of a frekin name is that.
[2026-01-08 19:47:01] neki : Neki dont roll wit Joren, dis much is true.
[2026-01-08 19:47:08] Doktor NONONO : We r creator Gods now ser
[2026-01-08 19:47:28] neki : Now fekk it, i might even not go with it ! fkkin AI , ruined. just ruined
[2026-01-08 19:47:57] bluemaster : This year JPM will finish like Bear Stearns
[2026-01-08 19:47:58] neki : i pasted the output in quotes.
[2026-01-08 19:48:05] Doktor NONONO : You had ONE job
[2026-01-08 19:48:50] Doktor NONONO : bluemaster: many many many other banks too sir
[2026-01-08 19:49:01] neki : Doktor NONONO: .D
[2026-01-08 19:49:05] Doktor NONONO : Crisis for banks
[2026-01-08 19:49:08] neki : :D xD
[2026-01-08 19:50:07] Doktor NONONO : Bula are sneaking here
[2026-01-08 19:51:54] neki : But this: me: "muthascheisse kannon" GPT: That’s quite a phrase, — it sounds like the name of a chaotic metal band or a cursed piece of machinery someone finds in a fantasy novel
[2026-01-08 19:52:09] neki : asif its telling me somethign
[2026-01-08 19:52:43] neki : is it curse, or a blessing or is it disguised as such but is infact the other?
[2026-01-08 19:53:40] Doktor NONONO : And they thought I was the dilly one
[2026-01-08 19:54:18] neki : sirs, there are many mes in us . some are rekt some are corekt
[2026-01-08 19:54:45] Doktor NONONO : Ask one which one the other isn;'t. There you'll find your answer.
[2026-01-08 19:55:21] neki : but what if mes is lying?
[2026-01-08 19:55:40] Doktor NONONO : That's why you just aski this question
[2026-01-08 19:56:20] neki : true. i stand corekted, lesson lernt
[2026-01-08 19:57:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 90743.4 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-01-08 19:57:50] Doktor NONONO : Ptior 1H low taken but 2H now looks kek.
[2026-01-08 19:57:54] neki : so such is the wind
[2026-01-08 19:58:17] neki : Doktor NONONO: the meh phase
[2026-01-08 19:59:56] Doktor NONONO : 4H looks great tho
[2026-01-08 20:00:42] neki : murky waters ahead.
[2026-01-08 20:01:07] Doktor NONONO : You had ONE job
[2026-01-08 20:01:11] neki : voluime looks neat too.. alas he maketh he taketh before close
[2026-01-08 20:01:53] neki : i might just putt the kannon back inside
[2026-01-08 20:01:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 90727.2 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-01-08 20:02:28] Doktor NONONO : You know the ladies love it
[2026-01-08 20:03:38] neki : lady, hear me toonite, cuz my kannon is just so right.. As we dance, by the mooo-N light,.. .
[2026-01-08 20:03:38] jartails : izza regular retrace, buy ze zip
[2026-01-08 20:05:33] Doktor NONONO : jartails: + sir
[2026-01-08 20:13:26] Doktor NONONO : neki: Leave faeries alon
[2026-01-08 20:13:54] Doktor NONONO : We have Gandaslf for that
[2026-01-08 20:14:21] Doktor NONONO : PRESS THE BUTTON
[2026-01-08 20:16:07] Doktor NONONO : BREAK THE GLASS
[2026-01-08 20:16:40] neki : *takes a deep breath. holding...*
[2026-01-08 20:19:57] Doktor NONONO : Think of Frodo
[2026-01-08 20:20:06] Doktor NONONO : Wht would Frodo do?
[2026-01-08 20:20:25] Benobi : become ivisible
[2026-01-08 20:20:33] chotto_matte : he'd say alright then, keep your secrets
[2026-01-08 20:20:44] Doktor NONONO : Benobi: 😆😆😆😆
[2026-01-08 20:20:59] neki : hed snatccht that ring and go on watch his Fridolina under shower, the perv
[2026-01-08 20:21:20] Doktor NONONO : neki: -1
[2026-01-08 20:21:53] Doktor NONONO : 😄😄😄
[2026-01-08 20:22:15] Mr. JB : Can't we just go 96?
[2026-01-08 20:22:41] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: Talk to Neki
[2026-01-08 20:22:56] BlissRP : Mr. JB: no
[2026-01-08 20:23:04] BlissRP : will skip 96 and go to 106
[2026-01-08 20:23:06] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: Talk to Neki
[2026-01-08 20:23:06] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-01-08 20:23:11] neki : Doktor NONONO: sir this symbol not allowed sir :D
[2026-01-08 20:23:20] neki : unless bear ?
[2026-01-08 20:23:21] neki : hmmm
[2026-01-08 20:23:30] BlissRP : wen 0 :pepe:
[2026-01-08 20:24:00] Doktor NONONO : BlissRP: YES
[2026-01-08 20:25:45] Doktor NONONO : 10 min windoiw
[2026-01-08 20:26:15] neki : must eat
[2026-01-08 20:26:28] neki : tru food awaits beyond the box
[2026-01-08 20:26:30] Doktor NONONO : if you must
[2026-01-08 20:26:32] thankyousomuch : beaer market for today
[2026-01-08 20:26:35] neki : must leave the box
[2026-01-08 20:26:43] neki : think outside the box
[2026-01-08 20:26:52] Doktor NONONO : Will remember fondleh sir
[2026-01-08 20:26:55] thankyousomuch : 1k
[2026-01-08 20:28:48] thankyousomuch : hire high
[2026-01-08 20:35:21] Doktor NONONO : Does anyone else have a Schiesse?
[2026-01-08 20:38:22] Doktor NONONO : Looking great now
[2026-01-08 20:38:45] BlissRP : no but im feeling pretty shiesty
[2026-01-08 20:38:56] BlissRP : :catjam:
[2026-01-08 20:40:52] Doktor NONONO : Frodo threw the ring into the gaping mouth of Mordor.
[2026-01-08 20:41:15] Doktor NONONO : A rather unlikely choice of hero
[2026-01-08 20:42:04] Doktor NONONO : What a dumb idea by the qizard
[2026-01-08 20:42:10] Doktor NONONO : wizard
[2026-01-08 20:43:00] Doktor NONONO : IT didn't have to be that difficult
[2026-01-08 20:44:48] BMEXcheers : ive heard it many times
[2026-01-08 20:44:52] BMEXcheers : 'the law is the law'
[2026-01-08 20:45:02] BMEXcheers : 'the law must be obeyed'
[2026-01-08 20:45:22] BMEXcheers : my response? Dont come crying when its your nearest and deartest (greenland)
[2026-01-08 20:45:25] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/neabscocreeck/comments/1q7krm2/figured_i_would_show_a_video_that_actually_shows/
[2026-01-08 20:45:30] Doktor NONONO : Schiess time soon
[2026-01-08 20:45:32] BMEXcheers : floodgates are now open
[2026-01-08 20:45:36] BMEXcheers : swim carefully
[2026-01-08 20:48:31] Doktor NONONO : BMEXcheers: You sound nice
[2026-01-08 20:49:10] Doktor NONONO : Have you got a Schiess?
[2026-01-08 20:58:09] PeacenLuv : bought the dip btc 2026 long entry 90837 weeeeeewoooohhh
[2026-01-08 21:03:38] jartails : the law is nuthing but a punch of poptarts
[2026-01-08 21:07:54] PeacenLuv : im putting a clock on my profits
[2026-01-08 21:08:13] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT: pump btc bozz
[2026-01-08 21:08:23] BMEXcheers : https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1q7jhf4/donald_trump_covers_the_latest_issue_of_slovanias/
[2026-01-08 21:08:28] BMEXcheers : its over for trumpcels
[2026-01-08 21:08:32] BMEXcheers : gn sweet trollbox
[2026-01-08 21:08:48] PeacenLuv : = hrly wage in usd
[2026-01-08 21:09:01] PeacenLuv : steakz fine cut
[2026-01-08 21:18:02] Dario1 : BRICS couldn't have asked for a better enemy in Trump :)
[2026-01-08 21:19:14] Dario1 : I forgot it’s BRICS+ now
[2026-01-08 21:20:48] Benobi : wtf des this chart is looking like
[2026-01-08 21:22:30] thankyousomuch : Pullrunners
[2026-01-08 21:23:08] thankyousomuch : backwards pump
[2026-01-08 21:28:54] Tfs : Evening/ afternoon gang
[2026-01-08 21:28:57] Tfs : How we doing
[2026-01-08 21:31:18] BMEXcheers : his name is out
[2026-01-08 21:31:22] BMEXcheers : jonhathan ross
[2026-01-08 21:31:35] BMEXcheers : dead man walkin
[2026-01-08 21:31:40] BMEXcheers : or medal of honour
[2026-01-08 21:31:43] BMEXcheers : lets see what Ai says
[2026-01-08 21:35:43] BMEXcheers : The Takeaway: The government isn't just defending the agent; they are attempting to rewrite the reality of what is on video. Labeling a suburban mom with no criminal record a "terrorist" within hours suggests a strategy to justify the shooting at all costs.
[2026-01-08 21:35:48] BMEXcheers : writing on the wall, champ
[2026-01-08 21:37:59] Dario1 : The hypocrisy is the funniest part :arthur:
[2026-01-08 21:38:08] Dario1 : Trump Says US Will Hit Iran "Very Hard" If Protesters Are Killed
[2026-01-08 21:38:23] BlissRP : drives car towards people with guns
[2026-01-08 21:38:24] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-01-08 21:38:26] BlissRP : surprised when finds out
[2026-01-08 21:38:28] BMEXcheers : this timeline is wild
[2026-01-08 21:38:39] BMEXcheers : and i cant believe we're watching it happen
[2026-01-08 21:38:41] BMEXcheers : muh nukes
[2026-01-08 21:38:42] BlissRP : conspiracy theorists out in droves
[2026-01-08 21:38:45] BMEXcheers : muh c0caine
[2026-01-08 21:38:59] BlissRP : dont be a moron dont get shot
[2026-01-08 21:39:01] BlissRP : simple
[2026-01-08 21:39:01] BMEXcheers : muh orange man saviour
[2026-01-08 21:39:16] BMEXcheers : ww3 inc
[2026-01-08 21:39:25] BMEXcheers : be hope you can fire like an ice agent
[2026-01-08 21:39:28] BMEXcheers : best*
[2026-01-08 21:39:40] BMEXcheers : pop pop pop there goes little timmy
[2026-01-08 21:39:47] Dario1 : BlissRP: Natural selection at play
[2026-01-08 21:39:55] BlissRP : Dario1: indeed
[2026-01-08 21:40:08] BlissRP : ICE agents are def unhinged but still
[2026-01-08 21:40:09] jartails : what happended?
[2026-01-08 21:40:22] BMEXcheers : theres bounties on him
[2026-01-08 21:40:28] BMEXcheers : he dun goof'd son
[2026-01-08 21:40:40] BlissRP : the brotherhood will protect him
[2026-01-08 21:40:42] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-01-08 21:40:45] jartails : i reallu don't get americnas3
[2026-01-08 21:41:01] BMEXcheers : for how long?
[2026-01-08 21:41:05] BMEXcheers : his name is out there
[2026-01-08 21:41:18] BMEXcheers : only a matter of time before reddit finds his face
[2026-01-08 21:41:20] BMEXcheers : shit
[2026-01-08 21:41:26] BMEXcheers : shall i bet on polymarket
[2026-01-08 21:41:34] BlissRP : could be a good bet m8
[2026-01-08 21:42:17] BMEXcheers : i dont like to bet on other peoples misery, im not trump
[2026-01-08 21:42:18] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-01-08 21:42:20] BMEXcheers : geddit
[2026-01-08 21:43:08] BlissRP : its best to separate morality and empathy from money making ser
[2026-01-08 21:43:16] BlissRP : dark, yes, but real.
[2026-01-08 21:43:53] funny cat videos : gzuz save uzz :pepe:
[2026-01-08 21:47:53] jartails : so iz guin up or don?
[2026-01-08 21:48:14] jartails : me i didn get the reality check yet
[2026-01-08 21:48:47] jartails : bicos from thes pnt is goin somewhere
[2026-01-08 21:49:00] jartails : vuk yezz berra
[2026-01-08 21:49:09] BlissRP : still waiting for 0
[2026-01-08 21:49:29] Mr. JB : Yeah, oke, we're moving upnthisnus session but can't say it's maga moon yet. Should we close longs and short it after all?