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[2026-01-05 07:15:16] bmagic : Shiro: fair enough
[2026-01-05 07:24:12] Doktor NONONO : For bera https://youtu.be/x1rTglvW3ZI
[2026-01-05 07:24:22] OrangeBull : I remeber many here saying never more 90k :)
[2026-01-05 07:25:14] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 🤣
[2026-01-05 07:25:17] Doktor NONONO : OrangeBull: It happens
[2026-01-05 07:25:35] Shiro : OrangeBull: never above 90k sir
[2026-01-05 07:25:40] Shiro : Screenshot this 🤣
[2026-01-05 07:28:03] bmagic : Shiro: you aren’t bullish enough
[2026-01-05 07:28:07] bmagic : This is going to fail
[2026-01-05 07:28:29] bmagic : I can already see @Doktor NONONO thinking hes made enough profit to retire his family
[2026-01-05 07:28:30] Shiro : bmagic: open up another short and show it to me no problem lol
[2026-01-05 07:30:18] DMC2 : dump is over we pamp now to new ATH
[2026-01-05 07:30:23] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: Moar Champagne for my yacht ser.
[2026-01-05 07:30:24] Shiro : What's the profits you mean useless paper fiats?!
[2026-01-05 07:30:36] Shiro : That backing up by soros farts?
[2026-01-05 07:30:56] Shiro : I prefer to be poor guy rather touching that dirty papers
[2026-01-05 07:31:24] Doktor NONONO : My second yacht
[2026-01-05 07:31:57] Doktor NONONO : Now that i think about it. YACHT is a really weird word.
[2026-01-05 07:32:05] Shiro : It's not about being poor or rich till you don't have a solid mindset you can't be wealthy
[2026-01-05 07:32:28] Doktor NONONO : Facts
[2026-01-05 07:32:52] Shiro : Rich is a temporary word
[2026-01-05 07:33:01] Shiro : Money comes money goes
[2026-01-05 07:34:22] Doktor NONONO : Also facts
[2026-01-05 07:35:28] Shiro : You guys think being philosopher or trader which one suits me more
[2026-01-05 07:35:30] Shiro : Lol
[2026-01-05 07:35:33] Doktor NONONO : That can apply to leverage too
[2026-01-05 07:35:45] Shiro : Sometimes I'm thinking I might be on a wrong path
[2026-01-05 07:35:47] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-01-05 07:35:52] Doktor NONONO : Shiro: Bultard sir
[2026-01-05 07:36:02] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 🤣💚
[2026-01-05 07:38:47] Doktor NONONO : Only Bultards are allowed in Bulltardia
[2026-01-05 07:39:44] Doktor NONONO : It a private VIP room in Bull market
[2026-01-05 07:41:43] Shiro : I wanna see atleast one more pull before bed 💚
[2026-01-05 07:41:48] Shiro : Maybe 93250
[2026-01-05 07:42:06] Doktor NONONO : Entry is strictly invitation-only no Liddle Beras allowed past velvet ropes guarded by golden bulls. You flash your long position like a black card, and boom: doors swing open to paradise.
[2026-01-05 07:43:31] thankyousomuch : hiring
[2026-01-05 07:43:39] thankyousomuch : :pepe:;
[2026-01-05 07:45:13] Doktor NONONO : London sessions have been utterly inspid for the longest time.
[2026-01-05 07:46:00] Doktor NONONO : Let's see if they recognise
[2026-01-05 07:46:01] Shiro : thankyousomuch: sir is it hard to understand we don't wanna be you colleague
[2026-01-05 07:46:23] Shiro : thankyousomuch: but please let me know if you wanna be my colleague I can help you with that lol
[2026-01-05 07:46:57] nylon123 : PRICE REJECTED!
[2026-01-05 07:47:19] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Ssshhhhhh
[2026-01-05 07:47:40] nylon123 : Hey are you new at trading?
[2026-01-05 07:47:55] Doktor NONONO : BRAND SPANKING NEW sir
[2026-01-05 07:48:09] Doktor NONONO : No idea what I'm doing
[2026-01-05 07:48:14] Shiro : nylon123: yes sir what we should do please tell us?
[2026-01-05 07:48:21] Mr. JB : down rejected at my long entry.
[2026-01-05 07:48:25] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 1,000 USD @ 92160.8022 ```
[2026-01-05 07:48:28] Shiro : I'm seeking for financial advisor
[2026-01-05 07:48:29] nylon123 : You must look at the chart day and night
[2026-01-05 07:48:36] nylon123 : and REACT to moves
[2026-01-05 07:48:39] nylon123 : ok?
[2026-01-05 07:48:39] Shiro : Im blind sir 🙃
[2026-01-05 07:48:54] nylon123 : Use this machines which vibrates you
[2026-01-05 07:48:56] Shiro : Mr. JB: smart guy
[2026-01-05 07:49:02] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Sounds easy enough
[2026-01-05 07:49:12] nylon123 : When it falls = 2x vibrate. 1x for when it go up
[2026-01-05 07:49:14] nylon123 : ok?
[2026-01-05 07:49:48] Doktor NONONO : Are you talking about your libido problem?
[2026-01-05 07:49:53] Shiro : nylon123: what's is it call let me search for it it might save me lots of hustle 😜
[2026-01-05 07:50:00] Mr. JB : longed before bed just 500. took profit this morning and re-entered. We broke out imho and going 98 now.
[2026-01-05 07:50:06] nylon123 : blindvib
[2026-01-05 07:50:53] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: See it's not that hard
[2026-01-05 07:50:59] Shiro : I'm going to bed too now hopefully tomorrow I'm waking up with a good news phone call 💚🌝
[2026-01-05 07:51:10] Shiro : Till then love you all 💚😘
[2026-01-05 07:51:15] Doktor NONONO : Sweet dreams prince 😘
[2026-01-05 07:51:19] Shiro : Stay safe and strong
[2026-01-05 07:51:26] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 😘
[2026-01-05 07:56:13] bmagic : Shiro: rekt
[2026-01-05 07:56:29] bmagic : Imagine feeling safe to go to sleep
[2026-01-05 07:57:18] bmagic : You aren’t even safe awake
[2026-01-05 07:57:27] bmagic : Might as well sleep
[2026-01-05 08:02:00] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-01-05 08:04:50] Doktor NONONO : Wewcome to da Bera Guwag, widdle Beras You gotta hate you time hewe an' oh, it gonna be super wong an' cowd, toddlews! Boo hoo!
[2026-01-05 08:05:10] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄
[2026-01-05 08:05:17] Doktor NONONO : Take off doggy nappy naps an' fwoppy watew wingsies, put da sippy cuppy away (no mowe guzzwy wecycwed fawt cope dat hopium all yucky an' gone, cwown babies!).Hewe in da fwozen Upside Down BeraTundwa, no paddwy poow safe net jus endwess Sibewian bawbed wiwe, bwizzawds of sad sads, an' demogowgons of 100x wevewage eatin' you mawgin wike big num num buffet! You new cwothes: stwipey pwison jammies wif must have cwown makeuppy, 'cause evewy wick up make you sobby ciwcus fweaks! Evewy day: shovew snow snow whiwe watchy new ATHs fwough da fence, as big buwws sip bewa teaw champy champ in da VIP Buwwtawdia wounge upstaiws!
[2026-01-05 08:08:31] Doktor NONONO : FACTS
[2026-01-05 08:10:13] Doktor NONONO : *soggy
[2026-01-05 08:10:24] Doktor NONONO : The nappy is 'soggy
[2026-01-05 08:10:27] Doktor NONONO : not doggy
[2026-01-05 08:10:47] Doktor NONONO : THOGGY
[2026-01-05 08:11:37] Doktor NONONO : THOGGY NAPPIE BERA
[2026-01-05 08:12:45] Doktor NONONO : Truth is. We ar all in this mad casino together
[2026-01-05 08:13:35] Doktor NONONO : We're just a bunch of idiots yelling at lines on a screen, trying to pay someone for something and have a laugh while the world burns.
[2026-01-05 08:16:25] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc
[2026-01-05 08:19:01] 45th_blown_account : lets make BMEX great again :doge:
[2026-01-05 08:19:48] Symphoenix : HNY 2026 to friends and foes ! BTC -> target 10h09 UTC -> 91750 ?
[2026-01-05 08:21:25] Doktor NONONO : Symphoenix: Morning
[2026-01-05 08:23:11] Doktor NONONO : Right on timing, wrong on direction. Or wrong on timing, right on direction. Which one will it be today? 😘
[2026-01-05 08:26:47] Doktor NONONO : It's troll box after all
[2026-01-05 08:30:42] Doktor NONONO : Gona close TB for a bit. Tag me if trolling is required.
[2026-01-05 08:31:22] nylon123 : PRICE REJECTED
[2026-01-05 08:32:34] nylon123 : for all those who are new: this is a VERY VERY bad sign
[2026-01-05 08:33:09] Doktor NONONO : False Alarm
[2026-01-05 08:33:41] Doktor NONONO : *PSYCHE
[2026-01-05 08:33:51] Mr. JB : 91.2 first?
[2026-01-05 08:34:31] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Rejected from where?
[2026-01-05 08:34:40] Doktor NONONO : Share chart
[2026-01-05 08:35:21] nylon123 : Resistance
[2026-01-05 08:35:30] nylon123 : REJECTED fro 92.7
[2026-01-05 08:35:39] nylon123 : professional traders sell now
[2026-01-05 08:35:42] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: 93200 or 92700?
[2026-01-05 08:35:52] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: ok
[2026-01-05 08:36:41] Doktor NONONO : I thought we dealt with the legendary traders. Now we hav to dal with 'professionals'
[2026-01-05 08:36:59] Doktor NONONO : Bullish
[2026-01-05 08:39:21] neki : quickly EU trader. Massa US will be mad oruice too high
[2026-01-05 08:39:34] neki : quickly get into shorts so US can dump more
[2026-01-05 08:39:41] neki : massa will not be please
[2026-01-05 08:39:46] neki : pleased*
[2026-01-05 08:40:42] neki : pece of shiet usa, I am ready for you now
[2026-01-05 08:42:03] Doktor NONONO : Sigh
[2026-01-05 08:44:36] Doktor NONONO : Perplexment is coming for Bears and the sidelined
[2026-01-05 08:44:58] neki : quick .876 rebound and into 1 we fly
[2026-01-05 08:45:14] neki : 786*
[2026-01-05 08:46:49] neki : Doktor NONONO: buht 70 they said sir!? cryptowinter they said. Winter = crytptowinter
[2026-01-05 08:47:35] Doktor NONONO : It Summer where I am. Very hot and sticky.
[2026-01-05 08:47:55] Doktor NONONO : Not unlike Bulls balls
[2026-01-05 08:49:23] neki : Doktor NONONO: so true. :D
[2026-01-05 08:50:30] Doktor NONONO : Mooi
[2026-01-05 08:50:48] Doktor NONONO : Mooi means 'nice' in Afrikaans
[2026-01-05 08:50:59] Mr. JB : Doktor NONONO: Its dutch
[2026-01-05 08:51:13] Doktor NONONO : AFrikaans a derivative of dutch sir
[2026-01-05 08:51:22] Mr. JB : I know that
[2026-01-05 08:51:24] Doktor NONONO : but is own language
[2026-01-05 08:53:32] Doktor NONONO : Kinda Like Spanish and Portuguese are similar but not
[2026-01-05 08:54:42] Tfs : Doktor NONONO: facts
[2026-01-05 08:55:02] Tfs : watching for ih&s here - price doesnt care about anything rn other than shift to risk on rn
[2026-01-05 08:55:53] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: inHnS valid
[2026-01-05 08:56:12] Doktor NONONO : 92800
[2026-01-05 08:56:22] Doktor NONONO : Bulls need that Numba
[2026-01-05 08:57:10] Doktor NONONO : For continuation
[2026-01-05 08:58:33] Doktor NONONO : So far PA very bula and methodical
[2026-01-05 08:59:12] Mr. JB : 91265 inc @Doktor NONONO
[2026-01-05 08:59:45] Doktor NONONO : if 92300 doesn't hold, ya
[2026-01-05 09:01:18] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: Aren't you long tho?
[2026-01-05 09:01:39] Doktor NONONO : I keep notes
[2026-01-05 09:01:43] Mr. JB : Doktor NONONO: I was. Took profit bc im not sure were going higher now
[2026-01-05 09:01:50] neki : EU trader grew balls. Methinks we reboiund right here, right now and gun for 94300. Witness while I paint my mouth with chrome
[2026-01-05 09:01:56] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -2,000 USD @ 92594.3073 ```
[2026-01-05 09:02:14] Doktor NONONO : Excellent snipe
[2026-01-05 09:02:45] Mr. JB : Too many tf's high rsi to stay long
[2026-01-05 09:03:09] Doktor NONONO : hmmmm
[2026-01-05 09:03:29] Doktor NONONO : Lemme take a look RSI
[2026-01-05 09:03:38] neki : Mr. JB: rsi not reliable on reversal sir
[2026-01-05 09:03:41] Mr. JB : Especially 1h and 4h are high. Time for some correction and if it doesnt hold, maybe even lower prices
[2026-01-05 09:03:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `POPCATUSDT`: Sell 4460 POPCAT @ 0.1046 ($466.52)
[2026-01-05 09:03:56] Mr. JB : neki: Might not be reversal yet
[2026-01-05 09:04:26] neki : i think reversal sentiment is present since 21st November
[2026-01-05 09:04:34] Mr. JB : Cant share chart anymore since about a month. Cant copy paste anymore
[2026-01-05 09:05:00] BlissRP : Mr. JB: its for the best ser. sorry.
[2026-01-05 09:05:02] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: Same. Bitmex charts rae broken
[2026-01-05 09:05:17] Doktor NONONO : BlissRP: HAHA
[2026-01-05 09:05:22] Mr. JB : Wouldnt surprise me if we go 87.6 next few days and even break it to make new lows.
[2026-01-05 09:06:17] nylon123 : People REJECTS the price because they think it's to HIGH
[2026-01-05 09:06:22] Mr. JB : BlissRP: What, not be able to share my charts? It's oke, i'll mak my own plan.
[2026-01-05 09:06:28] nylon123 : They think hm i don't want bitcoin it's so expensive
[2026-01-05 09:06:43] BlissRP : Mr. JB: thats the spirit!
[2026-01-05 09:06:49] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Your MOM is high
[2026-01-05 09:07:11] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄btfd btc
[2026-01-05 09:07:11] nylon123 : are you in loss?
[2026-01-05 09:08:01] OrangeBull : Mr. JB: I would be very very suprise to see BTC below 88k
[2026-01-05 09:08:01] Doktor NONONO : No
[2026-01-05 09:08:12] nylon123 : :D
[2026-01-05 09:08:15] PeacenLuv : 6hr bottoming btc buhy red 6hr
[2026-01-05 09:09:02] PeacenLuv : long entry 82316
[2026-01-05 09:09:04] bmagic : Its a long guys
[2026-01-05 09:09:16] bmagic : Go long
[2026-01-05 09:09:18] PeacenLuv : 92316*
[2026-01-05 09:09:22] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: +1
[2026-01-05 09:09:32] Tfs : bmagic: says the man heavy on shorts haha
[2026-01-05 09:09:43] bmagic : Ok now go short
[2026-01-05 09:09:52] neki : I wouuld not fekk around with .786 Fibo if I were bera
[2026-01-05 09:10:00] bmagic : Insant 0.01 profit
[2026-01-05 09:10:02] neki : not after this PA
[2026-01-05 09:10:03] PeacenLuv : no stops
[2026-01-05 09:10:07] bmagic : Free non financial advice
[2026-01-05 09:10:47] bmagic : Tfs: my balls are heavy so shorts seems right
[2026-01-05 09:10:52] neki : Fibo-nacho trader.
[2026-01-05 09:11:13] Doktor NONONO : Fibo-NAZI
[2026-01-05 09:11:25] neki : OK EU trader, show them pubes. You a man now, since new year.
[2026-01-05 09:11:35] Doktor NONONO : heh
[2026-01-05 09:11:35] Tfs : say less -
[2026-01-05 09:11:44] Doktor NONONO : .
[2026-01-05 09:11:58] Doktor NONONO : It wil be.......
[2026-01-05 09:14:07] neki : Doktor NONONO: Fleebo-nacci
[2026-01-05 09:14:24] bmagic : You say it best
[2026-01-05 09:14:29] bmagic : When you say nothing at all
[2026-01-05 09:15:06] Tfs : glad we all getting on today haha
[2026-01-05 09:15:21] neki : its bulla party, we all cool here
[2026-01-05 09:15:38] nylon123 : My mom does not consume tobacco products.
[2026-01-05 09:15:49] Tfs : You'd think that the crypto market going up would make people happy - alts are running hard rn too
[2026-01-05 09:16:29] Doktor NONONO : I'm happy
[2026-01-05 09:17:33] neki : bera looking at 12dec.. hmm from here dump they said. 8k drop they say..
[2026-01-05 09:18:11] blocker : Short is name of the game
[2026-01-05 09:18:20] neki : bera not so fast. Bera bout to realise the message. Bera bout to pay whole lot of rekt. Bera sponsors Maduro candle.
[2026-01-05 09:18:23] Mr. JB : Yes, right about now
[2026-01-05 09:19:07] neki : PNL - pain n leverage !
[2026-01-05 09:19:54] blocker : Put No Long
[2026-01-05 09:21:07] neki : blocker: :D
[2026-01-05 09:23:00] neki : with Maduro, long siguro!
[2026-01-05 09:25:57] neki : can beloieve bera managed 1k drop from local high.
[2026-01-05 09:26:01] Full Planche : Holding quite strong as of now! Nice
[2026-01-05 09:28:26] neki : we terst 94 from here
[2026-01-05 09:28:43] ray1919 : really?
[2026-01-05 09:28:51] neki : mark it
[2026-01-05 09:28:53] neki : witness
[2026-01-05 09:28:52] PeacenLuv : btc longs weeeee
[2026-01-05 09:29:15] PeacenLuv : lezgohh bullish dip longittup
[2026-01-05 09:29:36] PeacenLuv : long entry 92316
[2026-01-05 09:33:01] Tfs : bulls trying to counter with h&s of their own. proper scrap
[2026-01-05 09:33:27] Tfs : Just think the charts can only tells so much. The macro is significant
[2026-01-05 09:34:56] neki : what do you call a failed short? Em-bear-assment
[2026-01-05 09:37:32] Tfs : seen plenty of the last night
[2026-01-05 09:38:11] Tfs : unbrearievable
[2026-01-05 09:39:00] neki : the thought was unbearable
[2026-01-05 09:40:55] nylon123 : we professionals we say now "bitcoin is weakly legged"
[2026-01-05 09:41:18] neki : u only use that because "nylons"
[2026-01-05 09:42:27] neki : yea i +m flipping my 93038 short
[2026-01-05 09:42:34] neki : hedge
[2026-01-05 09:44:31] neki : anyway jop offer still open: bera can come to my burgerjoint. Burger flippers wanted
[2026-01-05 09:48:05] Tfs : havent seen price action like this for years
[2026-01-05 09:48:16] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: same
[2026-01-05 09:48:27] Doktor NONONO : It's rare, for sure
[2026-01-05 09:48:52] Full Planche : Price goes sideways for a month > Ultra bearish sentiment > Short squeeze
[2026-01-05 09:49:02] Full Planche : Seen this so many times lol
[2026-01-05 09:49:04] neki : Asset type matured. this is no longer whales games.
[2026-01-05 09:50:47] bluemaster : Full Planche: "There is nothing new in Wall Street. There can't be because speculation is as old as the hills. Whatever happens in the stock market today has happened before and will happen again". Jesse Livermore
[2026-01-05 09:51:39] migozelaaa : 250k this year
[2026-01-05 09:51:42] bluemaster : motherfucker will become bullish at 125 k + 😝
[2026-01-05 09:52:33] neki : awwww so cute 1H breakout cande. another litlle bulla is born
[2026-01-05 09:52:41] Full Planche : bluemaster: 100 bro
[2026-01-05 09:52:51] Full Planche : You still here huh
[2026-01-05 09:53:01] Full Planche : Still riding those longs?
[2026-01-05 09:56:36] bmagic : Tfs: months
[2026-01-05 09:56:37] Tfs : neki: invalidate the ih&s and you may invalidate the c&h
[2026-01-05 09:57:07] bluemaster : Full Planche: You know me, I am ttoostupid to change
[2026-01-05 09:59:29] bluemaster : "It never was my thinking that made the big money for me. It always was my sitting. Got that? My sitting tight!" Jesse Livermore
[2026-01-05 10:00:19] bluemaster : where is @Erwinos @Pez @Husky @SteveS ?
[2026-01-05 10:01:58] bluemaster : https://www.tradingview.com/x/JS3yqZUd/
[2026-01-05 10:03:13] neki : Tfs: think big, look bigger.
[2026-01-05 10:08:17] Tfs : neki: will we drop yes. When? Who knows. Until then trend my fren
[2026-01-05 10:08:59] nylon123 : nylon is a very nice name. it's my surname
[2026-01-05 10:10:20] abc1111 : I have initiated withdrawal request 2 hours back but it is still processing
[2026-01-05 10:10:29] abc1111 : can anyone help me out
[2026-01-05 10:10:42] abc1111 : if it generally takes this much time..?
[2026-01-05 10:10:59] abc1111 : usually..*
[2026-01-05 10:14:28] Tfs : This may only last a few days why not enjoy it bears
[2026-01-05 10:17:52] Symphoenix : dwon
[2026-01-05 10:18:03] Symphoenix : *down
[2026-01-05 10:18:11] neki : syndrome
[2026-01-05 10:18:53] neki : 93855 n3xt train ride. All aboard'
[2026-01-05 10:22:02] neki : Tfs: no drop until April
[2026-01-05 10:23:03] blocker : Does the mobile app have light mode?
[2026-01-05 10:24:21] blocker : After Maduro we have strong greenback Crypto is on a bulltrap rn
[2026-01-05 10:25:52] neki : Hot news: Satoshi revealed. Its Maduro.
[2026-01-05 10:26:42] Tfs : And he's selling right @neki
[2026-01-05 10:27:13] neki : Tfs: :D
[2026-01-05 10:29:35] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -2,200 USD @ 92825.5159 ```
[2026-01-05 10:29:39] bmagic : Doom !!!!!!!!
[2026-01-05 10:32:15] al guul : sell the farm :btc:
[2026-01-05 10:33:31] neki : why are brokers called brokers? cuz they break your wallet.
[2026-01-05 10:34:12] Tfs : Yes short the corn magic! Come on bears what's the hell is going on. I haven't seen Winston in days where is he
[2026-01-05 10:34:28] neki : Tfs: Shiro trolled him to death
[2026-01-05 10:34:39] Doktor NONONO : vv
[2026-01-05 10:35:01] Luke Short : xrp short
[2026-01-05 10:35:09] Luke Short : big
[2026-01-05 10:36:23] Tfs : Nah @bmagic it's a ih&s big enough to see on the 30
[2026-01-05 10:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 150 SOL @ 135.34 ($20,284.80) - Your longs got a day off today
[2026-01-05 10:37:49] Luke Short : ⚠️🚩⚠️🚩⚠️
[2026-01-05 10:38:29] neki : BlissRP got liquidated :D
[2026-01-05 10:38:49] Luke Short : we scammin
[2026-01-05 10:38:51] Tfs : Why aren't people respecting ih&s anymore
[2026-01-05 10:38:58] Tfs : they painted all over the chart
[2026-01-05 10:39:06] Tfs : I ignored them too thinking was too good to be true
[2026-01-05 10:39:24] Tfs : kinda annoying as I wanna reposition badly
[2026-01-05 10:40:33] al guul : Run for the hills bera 🚀🚀🚀
[2026-01-05 10:40:40] neki : Tfs: you underwater?
[2026-01-05 10:40:56] DMC2 : neki: sir ur short is rekt
[2026-01-05 10:41:11] Luke Short : I wanna scam it wid you We're scammin', scammin', And I hope you like scammin', too
[2026-01-05 10:42:10] al guul : Silver bera is getting rekt
[2026-01-05 10:42:54] Tfs : Not underwater nah just not my ideal trade
[2026-01-05 10:43:41] neki : DMC2: 93085, is allright. WIll close breakeven:D
[2026-01-05 10:46:32] Luke Short : ok, maybe a reverse scam, send it
[2026-01-05 10:47:01] Tfs : ih&s c&h repeat
[2026-01-05 10:47:09] neki : Tfs: its never ideal.. as long as you can play both sides, you can do anything :D
[2026-01-05 10:47:34] Tfs : neki: punto carajoo
[2026-01-05 10:47:51] Gandalf the Grey : do you know where Agartha is?
[2026-01-05 10:47:55] Gandalf the Grey : Is it down under?
[2026-01-05 10:51:43] neki : my esteemed collegues, we pump
[2026-01-05 10:52:14] neki : unhindge the bull. Break the chain. We moooo moooo moooooN
[2026-01-05 10:52:48] Tfs : bear refusal to flip bias is maybe bullish thing about this rally rn
[2026-01-05 10:53:07] Tfs : gonna mean more people buy the Ponzi later
[2026-01-05 10:53:26] Full Planche : Climbing a wall of worry
[2026-01-05 10:53:32] Full Planche : Love to see it
[2026-01-05 10:53:45] Gandalf the Grey : we need a decisive move
[2026-01-05 10:54:38] Full Planche : Lets see if they can get above 94k @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-01-05 10:54:41] thankyousomuch : Mc donalds :pepe:
[2026-01-05 10:54:42] Tfs : close day short at 90 @Full Planche
[2026-01-05 10:54:44] Full Planche : Then da real pump could load
[2026-01-05 10:54:49] neki : *Meanwhile bear quietly sobbing in the corner. Pants wet, peed himself.*
[2026-01-05 10:55:14] thankyousomuch : neki: we are below 100k likely for 9 years
[2026-01-05 10:55:20] Full Planche : Tfs: Not really my style bro
[2026-01-05 10:55:20] Gandalf the Grey : 95k we need
[2026-01-05 10:55:25] Gandalf the Grey : 94k was there before
[2026-01-05 10:55:44] Gandalf the Grey : we need a decisive big move and move to a new range
[2026-01-05 10:55:51] thankyousomuch : 30k
[2026-01-05 10:55:58] Full Planche : Buying dips even in bear markets made me more money than shorting
[2026-01-05 10:56:22] thankyousomuch : longs short more than all bear markets together
[2026-01-05 10:56:45] Tfs : Full Planche: Sorry nah I'm saying I closed my short at 90
[2026-01-05 10:56:55] thankyousomuch : trust in #null master trust in 30k
[2026-01-05 10:57:06] Full Planche : Tfs: Ohh good bro
[2026-01-05 10:57:22] Luke Short : it's a scam. dump it
[2026-01-05 10:57:32] Full Planche : If we break 94 most likely we end up around 100-110k. All markets ATHS and BTC could follow up
[2026-01-05 10:57:40] Luke Short : domp eet
[2026-01-05 10:57:46] neki : thankyousomuch: well test above 100k in less than month
[2026-01-05 10:58:47] Full Planche : Would keep an eye on the miners, leveraged returns there if btc pumps to 100k+
[2026-01-05 10:59:30] Tfs : Luke Short: didn't we just do this! ih&s c&h - gonna need to break it. This is smart money buying to dump on us later
[2026-01-05 11:00:48] migozelaaa : 250k this year
[2026-01-05 11:01:48] Luke Short : Tfs: don't know, i just looked at the chart and thought it's a scam
[2026-01-05 11:02:03] Luke Short : literally 5 minutes of just looking
[2026-01-05 11:02:28] Luke Short : inverted H&S sounds long, so probably wrong
[2026-01-05 11:02:30] Luke Short : lmao get rekt
[2026-01-05 11:02:59] Luke Short : short XRP for extra % and extra safety, because this fukka doesn't bounce
[2026-01-05 11:04:07] Tfs : fair enough dm being wrong
[2026-01-05 11:04:19] Tfs : good luck shorting xrp, hope gains plentiful
[2026-01-05 11:05:37] Luke Short : Tfs: 😘
[2026-01-05 11:05:48] neki : btc shall henceforth be known as PUMPERINHOO
[2026-01-05 11:10:07] Mr. JB : /orders xbtusd in 5 days ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy 900 USD @ 87600 XBTUSD: Buy USD @ undefined ```
[2026-01-05 11:10:22] Luke Short : i propose 97k next week. But today? nah, in 3 hrs US will dump us.
[2026-01-05 11:12:08] Mr. JB : Top is in for now. Going to test year open now
[2026-01-05 11:15:34] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd nicely sniped :-D ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -1,000 USD @ 93076.0711 ```
[2026-01-05 11:19:49] thankyousomuch : 30k
[2026-01-05 11:20:53] neki : Luke Short: 94 today
[2026-01-05 11:23:12] 45th_blown_account : :doge: 93k :doge:
[2026-01-05 11:23:47] Mr. JB : It is looking kinda strong. Might go and regret closing my long earlier this morning to short here. We'll see.
[2026-01-05 11:24:32] Tfs : 94 has two big resistance lines there makes sense it wants to test. At this stage it might as well.
[2026-01-05 11:24:58] neki : Mr. JB: dont short this man.. not until US session is over. We just dont know, so history is best indicator of future
[2026-01-05 11:25:02] neki : triend is friemd
[2026-01-05 11:26:14] neki : trend is firend, lol*
[2026-01-05 11:26:22] neki : friend* lmao
[2026-01-05 11:26:32] Gandalf the Grey : lmao you too horny
[2026-01-05 11:26:40] Mr. JB : Sometimes keyboard has a life of iets owen. I have that too... :-)
[2026-01-05 11:31:32] bluemaster : /position xbtg26 ``` :bitmex: XBTG26: 59,600 USD @ 92953.2166 ```
[2026-01-05 11:31:37] bluemaster : /position xbth26 ``` :bitmex: XBTH26: 203,000 USD @ 108830.5074 ```
[2026-01-05 11:31:40] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 204,000 USD @ 115933.964 ```
[2026-01-05 11:31:48] bluemaster : 😝
[2026-01-05 11:35:04] neki : bluemaster: goin in for the squeeze? Broker squeeze. its a wonder they let you trade here still :D
[2026-01-05 11:36:37] neki : Gandalf the Grey: only two horns here, sir
[2026-01-05 11:41:07] blocker : How to change the fucking mobile app to light mod
[2026-01-05 11:41:52] Mr. JB : blocker: in the light/dark settings sir
[2026-01-05 11:42:10] blocker : Mr. JB: where Mr
[2026-01-05 11:42:28] Mr. JB : wait lets see (was a joke btw... ;-)
[2026-01-05 11:42:53] blocker : Sure suck my phone
[2026-01-05 11:43:10] Mr. JB : Three line right upper corner//Trading layout/Color theme
[2026-01-05 11:43:10] neki : yipppie-kay yee, mothe fekker
[2026-01-05 11:43:24] neki : tru bulla still waits in bushes
[2026-01-05 11:47:58] Luke Short : neki: bro, how many drinks are you in? :D
[2026-01-05 11:48:49] Luke Short : triend is friemd 👌
[2026-01-05 11:49:14] neki : Luke Short: sleep deprived since November :D does more than alcohol, cheaper too :D
[2026-01-05 11:50:36] Luke Short : indeed. gotta love the weird trips after not sleeping for 40 hours
[2026-01-05 11:51:20] Luke Short : damn BCH took a hit
[2026-01-05 11:51:27] Luke Short : and XRP of course not bouncin
[2026-01-05 11:51:44] bmagic : Doom
[2026-01-05 11:52:04] Luke Short : T minus 159ish minutes doom
[2026-01-05 11:53:37] Benobi : We have 2h30 to reach 95k, COMMON
[2026-01-05 11:53:47] Benobi : then, of course, expect doom.
[2026-01-05 11:54:03] bmagic : This looks gai
[2026-01-05 11:54:53] Benobi : Well, we can still sit here all day, if we don't succeed to reach 95k before US open. But this is te goal today or tomorrow. then doom. If it was an healthy pump going further up, I suspect alts would follow, and it ould have taken time.
[2026-01-05 11:55:34] eurobuddha : when are the banks going to smack BTC back down inti the stoneages?
[2026-01-05 11:56:07] bmagic : 92k flash crash
[2026-01-05 11:56:30] Xserie : Hello, why cant I join trading competition ? "Failed on joining competition. Must have valid username and enable showing username in leaderboard to join competition" - Where is the option to show username ?
[2026-01-05 11:56:57] bmagic : Its in your account settings
[2026-01-05 11:57:18] Luke Short : Does anyone know Maduro's private BTC-wallet? will the CIA just market sell all of it?
[2026-01-05 11:57:55] Mr. JB : Xserie: tick settings right upper corner next to your account name, then click leaderboard an dcheck both boxes
[2026-01-05 11:58:24] blaster33 : i feel it in my guts, a doom candle is coming
[2026-01-05 11:58:25] Tfs : Luke Short: on the open market all in one go
[2026-01-05 11:58:39] Luke Short : "This close associate of Maduro is believed to have access to a crypto wallet worth tens of billions of dollars" https://www.binance.com/en/square/post/34619345400146
[2026-01-05 11:58:52] Mr. JB : blaster33: you'd think so yeah but starting to doubt it more and more
[2026-01-05 11:58:52] Xserie : Ok thanks. @Mr. JB I already whecked it but I still cant join it
[2026-01-05 11:58:55] Luke Short : usually they don't sell for months/years.. so it's basically a big hodl-bag
[2026-01-05 11:59:16] Mr. JB : Xserie: Then, try your message with tagging @admin
[2026-01-05 11:59:27] Mr. JB : or email them
[2026-01-05 12:00:07] Xserie : Mr. JB: I'm too lazy for this but ty
[2026-01-05 12:00:41] Mr. JB : Xserie: 💚
[2026-01-05 12:01:21] Luke Short : BitMEX_Hans: u hiar?
[2026-01-05 12:01:27] Samba7777777 : Next target 100k?
[2026-01-05 12:01:44] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah
[2026-01-05 12:01:46] Mr. JB : 91.6 in a 5m candle
[2026-01-05 12:02:02] Luke Short : we scammin'
[2026-01-05 12:02:18] neki : many times the bull has tried. Many times the bull shook its horns. Many times bulla called to rally the mooN. Now bulla starts stampedo run. Now bera cries.
[2026-01-05 12:05:08] Mr. JB : Maybe even 89.5. Seems like a fair retest price
[2026-01-05 12:07:07] blocker : I can not find it
[2026-01-05 12:07:18] Benobi : Luke Short: all this seems very unpriceable : do they have the keys ? can they just steal money ? Will the owner fo the Keys just Hara-kiri by sending to someone to sell the stash and avoid being robbed, would they freeze it ? etc...
[2026-01-05 12:07:53] Benobi : so I personally find it too much uncertainty to do anything abot this information
[2026-01-05 12:10:30] Luke Short : Benobi: nobody knows.. i just hope the dude doesn't turn everything into ZEC... i coudn't bear kind arthur's following insta-posts.
[2026-01-05 12:10:57] neki : 934 - 939 next. Witness Id be surprised to se dump even to 925
[2026-01-05 12:13:56] neki : RELEASE THE MUTHA SCHEISSEEEE!!!!!
[2026-01-05 12:14:55] Mr. JB : Aaadn dumap!
[2026-01-05 12:15:07] Mr. JB : Aaan duamp! i mean
[2026-01-05 12:15:10] Tfs : bigger resistance is a touch higher imo but I need to draw lines at these new zones still
[2026-01-05 12:15:32] neki : no dump, while in the office sits Trump!
[2026-01-05 12:15:59] Mr. JB : Goin to get a coffee
[2026-01-05 12:15:59] ohihio : Is this still active ? https://www.bitmex.com/blog/special-maker-rebates
[2026-01-05 12:17:14] Mr. JB : Its taking too long to take 93.1 out. If i was still long id at least reduce it, or even flip short.
[2026-01-05 12:17:31] blocker : neki: going to Germany this or next week btw
[2026-01-05 12:17:48] Gandalf the Grey : omg why
[2026-01-05 12:18:07] blocker : Gandalf the Grey: I am a consultant
[2026-01-05 12:18:21] Mr. JB : and get rekt of cours
[2026-01-05 12:18:22] blocker : DevOps
[2026-01-05 12:18:27] Gandalf the Grey : is cold there
[2026-01-05 12:18:32] Gandalf the Grey : what if you die
[2026-01-05 12:18:33] neki : RELEASE THE MUTHA SCHEISSEEEE!!!!!
[2026-01-05 12:18:36] Gandalf the Grey : or freeze
[2026-01-05 12:18:36] Mr. JB : -3C brrr
[2026-01-05 12:18:40] blocker : Then to Luxembourg
[2026-01-05 12:19:34] blocker : Alter Schwede man das geht nach unten
[2026-01-05 12:20:25] neki : Realy, you wanna pull the old December "run up the price in EU session then dump after double top" Murica??
[2026-01-05 12:20:32] neki : thhou shalt not pass
[2026-01-05 12:20:33] Mr. JB : Shattering all resistance levels on the way to new lows
[2026-01-05 12:20:53] Mr. JB : support* I mean
[2026-01-05 12:21:55] neki : blocker: U gotta scream Mutha_scheisse when in Germany - else they get offended. German ppl, weird bunch.
[2026-01-05 12:22:42] Mr. JB : rutsch mir den Buckel runter
[2026-01-05 12:22:47] Mr. JB : going down!
[2026-01-05 12:23:26] blocker : Und meine deutsche Frau zu ficken
[2026-01-05 12:24:14] blocker : Saarbrücken
[2026-01-05 12:26:01] blocker : https://www.tiktok.com/@blocker6597?_r=1&_t=ZN-92olSp3A3Ow
[2026-01-05 12:26:13] Gandalf the Grey : Ficken is fuck
[2026-01-05 12:26:15] Gandalf the Grey : I know that
[2026-01-05 12:27:06] Mr. JB : hope for bulls 91.2 gonna hold
[2026-01-05 12:30:18] Luke Short : blocker: is the whole incest-rumor with Saarland still a thing?
[2026-01-05 12:34:59] neki : No dump on Murica open. #thereisnospoon
[2026-01-05 12:38:37] Luke Short : Tfs: is your inverted h&s done? i think so, right?
[2026-01-05 12:38:42] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTIIw76qiE Just chill to Paranoid
[2026-01-05 12:39:01] Tfs : not even close. long way to invalidate it - look on 15 clear as day
[2026-01-05 12:39:27] neki : oke bera this is your shot
[2026-01-05 12:39:44] Luke Short : but it played out i think.. second shoulder was completed
[2026-01-05 12:39:45] neki : be a star, dump to 92500 i dare you. I double dare you motherfkker
[2026-01-05 12:43:50] neki : cute dumps ure so cute teddy
[2026-01-05 12:44:08] Mr. JB : I'm just really more bear than bull rn. Look at weekly. This was a high. Reistance sin it broke support match '25. Ging down retesting 87 at least. Hope it holds.
[2026-01-05 12:44:23] Luke Short : neki: Slow and steady water grinds the stone
[2026-01-05 12:44:50] Mr. JB : Or up retesting 100k hehe
[2026-01-05 12:45:48] neki : 94 is the horizontal resistance on rising triangle since mid-November. I would not bet agains volatility breaks today.
[2026-01-05 12:46:08] neki : volatility break upwards
[2026-01-05 12:47:08] neki : Luke Short: very true, sir, very true.
[2026-01-05 12:48:06] Luke Short : 🎢
[2026-01-05 12:49:28] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-01-05 12:49:37] Luke Short : 📉
[2026-01-05 12:50:42] PeacenLuv : long entry 92648 pump incoming lezgohh
[2026-01-05 12:50:49] Luke Short : 📉📉📉
[2026-01-05 12:50:50] neki : ma man! :D
[2026-01-05 12:50:58] Luke Short : it's doing the emoji
[2026-01-05 12:51:03] Luke Short : look
[2026-01-05 12:51:21] neki : what tf?
[2026-01-05 12:51:23] PeacenLuv : buy the 6hr red xbtusdperpalishuz
[2026-01-05 12:51:56] PeacenLuv : dohnt say i dohnt luv u btc
[2026-01-05 12:52:27] PeacenLuv : no stops btc
[2026-01-05 13:02:02] bluemaster : Bitmex is No 1 in the world ! ,thank you Arthur
[2026-01-05 13:04:37] bluemaster : 1648 users , I don;t get it ?
[2026-01-05 13:05:51] DMC2 : bluemaster: Arthur says hi from the new ferrari he booked
[2026-01-05 13:06:58] bluemaster : DMC2: https://ac.com.au/upload/lambo.jpg
[2026-01-05 13:07:50] neki : yippie-ka-yea
[2026-01-05 13:09:12] bluemaster : remember when poor kids panic sold at 80 k
[2026-01-05 13:09:18] bluemaster : /position xbtg26 ``` :bitmex: XBTG26: 59,600 USD @ 92953.2166 ```
[2026-01-05 13:09:21] bluemaster : /position xbth26 ``` :bitmex: XBTH26: 203,000 USD @ 108830.5074 ```
[2026-01-05 13:09:25] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 204,000 USD @ 115933.964 ```
[2026-01-05 13:09:28] bluemaster : shame
[2026-01-05 13:09:53] Gandalf the Grey : bravo bulls pompy more
[2026-01-05 13:10:24] bluemaster : it is not easy to be short trader https://ac.com.au/upload/short.jpg
[2026-01-05 13:11:44] neki : bulla be like this to bera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkQXUhGz8sw
[2026-01-05 13:32:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `WLDUSD`: Sell 311 Cont @ 0.5907 ($1,702.66)
[2026-01-05 13:32:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 11 Cont @ 3154.93 ($3,216.50) - Notification: “Quick reset, bro?”
[2026-01-05 13:32:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2900 USD @ 92690.7
[2026-01-05 13:40:21] PeacenLuv : vuk i bought a lotta bottoms btc
[2026-01-05 13:40:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 3.6900 SOL @ 133.73 ($493.06)
[2026-01-05 13:40:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 90 SOL @ 133.7 ($12,023.10) - Your stop-loss called in sick today
[2026-01-05 13:41:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 13 SOL @ 133.34 ($1,732.00)
[2026-01-05 13:41:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 62 Cont @ 3144.26 ($18,044.38) - Bro trusted the Telegram signal group again
[2026-01-05 13:41:55] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄😄
[2026-01-05 13:42:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 92521.7 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-01-05 13:42:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 92509.8 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-01-05 13:42:49] PeacenLuv : dudez u hav 1 epiphenee n its all ovr yur now the smartezt playahh in yur communitee btc
[2026-01-05 13:43:25] PeacenLuv : brainz hav inherent value
[2026-01-05 13:43:42] PeacenLuv : lezvukin gohh btc
[2026-01-05 13:44:28] PeacenLuv : btc shud get easier
[2026-01-05 13:48:08] PeacenLuv : btfd btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-01-05 13:48:31] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-01-05 13:48:53] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-01-05 13:48:54] DMC2 : Gandalf the Grey: if ur not long ur rekt
[2026-01-05 13:49:20] Gandalf the Grey : tell it to 120k shorters
[2026-01-05 13:49:24] PeacenLuv : 😄😄believ it or not before i wake im dreaming my trade
[2026-01-05 13:49:34] neki : yes bera, I know I have to close my hedge. ty for nice price
[2026-01-05 13:49:50] PeacenLuv : DMC2: 😁😍😘
[2026-01-05 13:50:19] DMC2 : Gandalf the Grey: we will see 120k
[2026-01-05 13:50:20] neki : I mean BE would be fine.. +15% on 33x even better
[2026-01-05 13:50:28] DMC2 : again
[2026-01-05 13:53:16] neki : knoc knoc knocking on rising channelč lower band door.. yeyeye , *knoc knoc knocking on rising channelč lower band door.. *
[2026-01-05 13:53:27] PeacenLuv : 😄😄
[2026-01-05 13:53:43] DMC2 : for the price to go up it has to go down first
[2026-01-05 13:54:10] Tfs : Front run Nyc and zend it