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[2026-01-05 05:57:56] DMC2 : bmagic: i cant trust on ur views since u keep flipping into long and shorts
[2026-01-05 05:58:23] Shiro : Bluemaster sir please come and have a speech for us, teach us all lesson 🙌🏻💚
[2026-01-05 05:59:49] bmagic : DMC2: good man
[2026-01-05 05:59:54] bmagic : U get me
[2026-01-05 06:00:28] Shiro : We all get you as your exosted and on tilt 😘💚
[2026-01-05 06:00:47] Shiro : By the way I'm just joking with u bmagic don't take it personally
[2026-01-05 06:00:57] bmagic : Shiro doesn’t understand
[2026-01-05 06:00:57] Shiro : I'm suffering from mania 🙂🙃🥲
[2026-01-05 06:01:04] bmagic : Brain too bullish
[2026-01-05 06:01:25] bluemaster : Shiro: I don;t have a clue how to trade I just keep long positions forever, works for me last 17 years :me:
[2026-01-05 06:01:45] Shiro : How can I be too bullish as I think maybe 105 is just a dead cat bounce back to 74-76!!!
[2026-01-05 06:02:09] bluemaster : perpetuals to expensive to hold for a year I only use futures for long term positions ....
[2026-01-05 06:02:11] Shiro : bluemaster: skr when I grow up I want to be like you 🙌🏻
[2026-01-05 06:02:56] bmagic : Shiro: the ultimate scammer
[2026-01-05 06:03:06] bmagic : bluemaster: you live in the future
[2026-01-05 06:03:21] bmagic : But your present status says “gone fishing”
[2026-01-05 06:03:25] bluemaster : Shiro: I am probably disabled and autistic ,and dirty old bastards https://ac.com.au/upload/sp/disabled.jpg
[2026-01-05 06:03:37] Shiro : bluemaster: since I joined on here you're the one who I'm looking to 💚🙌🏻
[2026-01-05 06:04:01] bmagic : bluemaster: explains the autism
[2026-01-05 06:04:14] Shiro : Definitely deser hall of fame 💚🙌🏻
[2026-01-05 06:05:17] Shiro : Actually I'm disabled too as I'm suffering from ADHD, mania and some more 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-05 06:05:26] Shiro : And that's all working well for me
[2026-01-05 06:05:51] Shiro : Always in my favour
[2026-01-05 06:13:42] bluemaster : bmagic: https://ac.com.au/upload/hodl.jpg
[2026-01-05 06:15:00] bmagic : I really hope dexswap took profits on his short.
[2026-01-05 06:15:19] BlissRP : bmagic: 0% chance
[2026-01-05 06:15:26] BlissRP : maybe lower
[2026-01-05 06:15:32] thankyousomuch : my shorts are bull running
[2026-01-05 06:16:34] Shiro : It's time to complete my 91<94 target only 2 lefted come on
[2026-01-05 06:16:38] Shiro : 93600
[2026-01-05 06:16:40] Shiro : 94
[2026-01-05 06:16:51] Shiro : 91600✔️ 91800✔️ 92✔️ 92350✔️ 92800✔️ 93250 93600 94
[2026-01-05 06:17:14] thankyousomuch : skip to 0
[2026-01-05 06:17:30] bmagic : 2025-12-18 15:59:12 UTC bmagic Im going to long 88100
[2026-01-05 06:17:50] thankyousomuch : i,m too bullish
[2026-01-05 06:17:55] BlissRP : hes goin in the archives! watch out!
[2026-01-05 06:18:06] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-05 06:18:35] Shiro : Bmagic you've never shared any long position with is let us not accepting this
[2026-01-05 06:19:02] The_Reaper : Cryptoquant idiot is short
[2026-01-05 06:19:19] bmagic : Shiro: hahaha
[2026-01-05 06:19:23] The_Reaper : Trying to post articles about fake 2 billion vrypto inflows to binance last week
[2026-01-05 06:19:31] thankyousomuch : short till 30k
[2026-01-05 06:19:38] bmagic : [2025-12-17 15:08:50] bmagic : dexswap: did u take partial like i said [2025-12-17 15:08:59] bmagic : And now add soon [2025-12-17 15:09:03] OrangeBull : PLEASE keep adding for the short :) [2025-12-17 15:09:08] dexswap : bmagic: what do u think bro
[2026-01-05 06:19:45] The_Reaper : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: -5.93 USDT RPNL, 201.83 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-01-05 06:19:52] The_Reaper : Pomp it
[2026-01-05 06:20:01] bmagic : :pepe:
[2026-01-05 06:20:01] Shiro : bmagic: the only time I saw you were bulish was in ruasian chat group that you're saying some random numbers 🤣
[2026-01-05 06:20:06] BlissRP : bmagic: he did not accept any advice ser
[2026-01-05 06:20:16] bmagic : Yeah oof
[2026-01-05 06:20:24] bmagic : But i think he is happy to add at 94k
[2026-01-05 06:20:30] bmagic : I think..
[2026-01-05 06:20:47] BlissRP : the polar opposite of that one guy, who was so confident in his 105-110k longs :kek:
[2026-01-05 06:20:56] BlissRP : i forget his name now, the greatest trader in the galaxy
[2026-01-05 06:21:25] BlissRP : not coming around much
[2026-01-05 06:21:48] Shiro : I get you guys as you're jealous why you're not on hall of the fame but other arr 😉
[2026-01-05 06:22:03] Shiro : Be smart and use ur jealousy as your advantage
[2026-01-05 06:22:27] BlissRP : i could never be on the hall of shame
[2026-01-05 06:22:30] Doktor NONONO : Long
[2026-01-05 06:22:55] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 💚
[2026-01-05 06:23:23] thankyousomuch : dont long bear market
[2026-01-05 06:23:49] thankyousomuch : :pepe::arthur:
[2026-01-05 06:23:55] Shiro : The last call for 93250/93600
[2026-01-05 06:23:59] Shiro : 🤙🏻
[2026-01-05 06:26:24] thankyousomuch : naybe bullrun was a hamburger
[2026-01-05 06:26:30] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-01-05 06:26:58] bmagic : Doktor NONONO: doom
[2026-01-05 06:27:09] thankyousomuch : pullrun :pepe:
[2026-01-05 06:28:34] Shiro : Each time you're saying doom we're having a 1k jumps 🤣
[2026-01-05 06:28:41] Shiro : How that's work?
[2026-01-05 06:29:40] bmagic : Do u know how connected i am
[2026-01-05 06:29:47] Shiro : Beautiful day as we're only %8 away from 100k 💚😈🌝
[2026-01-05 06:29:51] bmagic : I am literally the anti whale
[2026-01-05 06:30:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 3137.97 ($3,135.26) - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-01-05 06:30:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 2032 XRP @ 2.1128 ($4,289.69) - Bro trusted the Telegram signal group again
[2026-01-05 06:30:24] Shiro : bmagic: i don't think the whales are also really connected to you too 😁
[2026-01-05 06:30:31] BlissRP : here comes ronnie for the martingales :pepe:
[2026-01-05 06:31:18] bmagic : :pepe: long
[2026-01-05 06:31:36] Shiro : 93250/93600
[2026-01-05 06:31:43] Shiro : 😉😈
[2026-01-05 06:32:14] The_Reaper : Wtf is eth doing man
[2026-01-05 06:32:30] Shiro : bmagic: any new shorts as your 93400 stop losses triggered 😁
[2026-01-05 06:34:46] Shiro : Don't be shy show us and we'll take care of it well 😋😍
[2026-01-05 06:36:49] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 3,300 USD @ 92361.6884 ```
[2026-01-05 06:36:54] bmagic : I told u bull move over
[2026-01-05 06:37:03] bmagic : U are about to get rekt
[2026-01-05 06:37:22] Tfs : bmagic: lol revers epsychology will get you far
[2026-01-05 06:37:51] bmagic : Tfs: not if you’re actually gay
[2026-01-05 06:38:04] Tfs : u r u gai?
[2026-01-05 06:38:10] Tfs : y r u gai**
[2026-01-05 06:38:25] Shiro : bmagic: no problem I'll take of it right now sir stop losses trigger 😍😈😘
[2026-01-05 06:41:33] BlissRP : banterrific
[2026-01-05 06:43:05] bmagic : Tfs: u r gai
[2026-01-05 06:45:48] BlissRP : wai ah yu gai
[2026-01-05 06:45:56] BlissRP : bonus points for reading with accent
[2026-01-05 06:46:03] Tfs : BlissRP: what a legendary meme
[2026-01-05 06:46:16] BlissRP : indeed ser
[2026-01-05 06:47:11] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: What is Tfs stand for ser?
[2026-01-05 06:47:40] Tfs : made it after I liquidated my first account. Time For Sadism
[2026-01-05 06:47:45] Tfs : Reminder to never get too coky
[2026-01-05 06:47:50] Tfs : cokey or cocky
[2026-01-05 06:47:55] BlissRP : i like that
[2026-01-05 06:47:58] Doktor NONONO : 😆
[2026-01-05 06:48:04] BlissRP : one (meme) line at a time
[2026-01-05 06:48:12] Shiro : bmagic: done sir now you gonna receive the sl notification😁
[2026-01-05 06:48:22] Doktor NONONO : BlissRP: 😂
[2026-01-05 06:48:25] bmagic : Whats that
[2026-01-05 06:48:48] BlissRP : all good traders do drugs, remember that
[2026-01-05 06:48:53] Doktor NONONO : Bula marching powder
[2026-01-05 06:48:55] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-01-05 06:49:03] bmagic : Shiro it takes all my mental capacity to understand what you are saying
[2026-01-05 06:49:08] Shiro : bmagic: I'm here 24/7 for you sir to take of you well don't be shy,anytime 😘
[2026-01-05 06:49:10] bmagic : And im not the autistic one in this chat
[2026-01-05 06:49:23] BlissRP : we all have the tism dont liee
[2026-01-05 06:49:58] bmagic : I understand @Doktor NONONO trying to be a disabled person better than you @Shiro
[2026-01-05 06:50:07] Doktor NONONO : They tried to make go to rehab
[2026-01-05 06:50:34] BlissRP : shiro is very drunk on his long ser, he can now afford 5 happymeals instead of one
[2026-01-05 06:50:40] Shiro : Don't worry your portfolio gonna be a translator between us soon 🤣
[2026-01-05 06:50:49] Shiro : I'm not even talking in English
[2026-01-05 06:51:45] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: the mental hospital that ruled and control by a maniac like me Dr 🤣💚
[2026-01-05 06:52:17] Doktor NONONO : 💚
[2026-01-05 06:52:21] Shiro : Ok enough bullpooo with bera
[2026-01-05 06:52:26] Shiro : Let's complete this
[2026-01-05 06:52:37] Shiro : 93250/9600
[2026-01-05 06:55:00] Doktor NONONO : Send time
[2026-01-05 06:55:02] OrangeBull : Bears will see a drop to close the CME Gap as a hope, we will see as a chance to add for the long
[2026-01-05 06:55:19] Doktor NONONO : You would think hey
[2026-01-05 06:55:24] Shiro : bmagic: let me know whenever you open up another short position as I'm here to take care of it for you 😉😈
[2026-01-05 06:56:22] Shiro : 91600✔️ 91800✔️ 92✔️ 92350✔️ 92800✔️ 93250 93600 94
[2026-01-05 06:56:31] Shiro : The show must go on
[2026-01-05 06:56:46] Doktor NONONO : CME gap will be left unmolested
[2026-01-05 06:56:56] Shiro : Actually you have to tick the 93250 too as we already reached that
[2026-01-05 06:57:53] Doktor NONONO : Bulls shutting doors behind them now
[2026-01-05 06:58:13] Doktor NONONO : No going back until they find th eLast Bera
[2026-01-05 06:58:32] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: blood bath Dr
[2026-01-05 06:58:43] Shiro : Blood bath and sweat
[2026-01-05 06:58:51] Shiro : 💚
[2026-01-05 06:59:01] bmagic : Send it!!!!
[2026-01-05 06:59:10] bmagic : Long the ponzi
[2026-01-05 06:59:13] Doktor NONONO : Bearguts no the menu
[2026-01-05 06:59:23] Shiro : bmagic: show me and I'll take care of it well for you 😘
[2026-01-05 06:59:26] Doktor NONONO : please waiter
[2026-01-05 06:59:46] Doktor NONONO : tell us about your specials
[2026-01-05 07:00:24] Shiro : I'm not super wealthy but always leaving them big tips
[2026-01-05 07:00:27] Shiro : Lol
[2026-01-05 07:01:09] bmagic : You guys tag team like Beavis and Butthead
[2026-01-05 07:01:25] Doktor NONONO : Quite sir
[2026-01-05 07:01:26] bmagic : Entertainment at its finest
[2026-01-05 07:01:54] Shiro : 7hrs to go
[2026-01-05 07:02:06] Doktor NONONO : Why thank you what a lovely thing to say
[2026-01-05 07:02:15] Shiro : bmagic: our entertainment is your portfolio lol
[2026-01-05 07:02:25] Doktor NONONO : Heh
[2026-01-05 07:03:54] Doktor NONONO : I think USA meeets this higher
[2026-01-05 07:04:09] Doktor NONONO : Doubt we chop this morning
[2026-01-05 07:04:37] Doktor NONONO : America can't have all the best moves.
[2026-01-05 07:05:25] Doktor NONONO : USA 94+
[2026-01-05 07:07:59] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: I have no clue as i need to receive a phone call my opening to get my new targets 😁
[2026-01-05 07:08:15] Shiro : But they're promising 92<94
[2026-01-05 07:08:23] Shiro : As we already reached almost
[2026-01-05 07:08:42] Doktor NONONO : Sounds about right. Numba won't be here when they wake up
[2026-01-05 07:09:19] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: but definitely bullish as funk even if I don't have any targets
[2026-01-05 07:09:23] Shiro : 💚
[2026-01-05 07:09:26] Doktor NONONO : How strnge that it's not dumping hey
[2026-01-05 07:09:37] Doktor NONONO : So very strange
[2026-01-05 07:09:56] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: nahnahnah bera don't deserve it at this time 😁
[2026-01-05 07:10:51] Doktor NONONO : No they do.
[2026-01-05 07:11:02] Doktor NONONO : They deserve this very much
[2026-01-05 07:11:35] Doktor NONONO : The BeraGulag
[2026-01-05 07:11:54] Shiro : Lol
[2026-01-05 07:12:29] Shiro : By the way I love you all, if sometimes I'm trolling with you don't get it personally 💚
[2026-01-05 07:12:40] Shiro : That's makes the game more existent
[2026-01-05 07:12:48] Shiro : No other reason 💚😁
[2026-01-05 07:12:52] bmagic : Shiro: i need u to open a 100x account on copy trade
[2026-01-05 07:13:01] bmagic : Will send all my followers your way
[2026-01-05 07:13:17] Doktor NONONO : Welcome to Bera Gulago Bears
[2026-01-05 07:13:24] Shiro : bmagic: I'm not a high lev trader and don't have any solid strategy fkr high lev
[2026-01-05 07:13:36] Shiro : Max lev im playing with is 15-20
[2026-01-05 07:13:40] BlissRP : Shiro: there isnt one
[2026-01-05 07:13:42] BlissRP : bend over and pray
[2026-01-05 07:14:09] Doktor NONONO : BlissRP: 😆😄
[2026-01-05 07:14:48] Shiro : https://youtu.be/yT9zJ2V9lfw?si=S9SL-iqfq9uYihbj
[2026-01-05 07:14:59] Shiro : For beautiful ppl on a beautiful day
[2026-01-05 07:15:16] bmagic : Shiro: fair enough
[2026-01-05 07:24:12] Doktor NONONO : For bera https://youtu.be/x1rTglvW3ZI
[2026-01-05 07:24:22] OrangeBull : I remeber many here saying never more 90k :)
[2026-01-05 07:25:14] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 🤣
[2026-01-05 07:25:17] Doktor NONONO : OrangeBull: It happens
[2026-01-05 07:25:35] Shiro : OrangeBull: never above 90k sir
[2026-01-05 07:25:40] Shiro : Screenshot this 🤣
[2026-01-05 07:28:03] bmagic : Shiro: you aren’t bullish enough
[2026-01-05 07:28:07] bmagic : This is going to fail
[2026-01-05 07:28:29] bmagic : I can already see @Doktor NONONO thinking hes made enough profit to retire his family
[2026-01-05 07:28:30] Shiro : bmagic: open up another short and show it to me no problem lol
[2026-01-05 07:30:18] DMC2 : dump is over we pamp now to new ATH
[2026-01-05 07:30:23] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: Moar Champagne for my yacht ser.
[2026-01-05 07:30:24] Shiro : What's the profits you mean useless paper fiats?!
[2026-01-05 07:30:36] Shiro : That backing up by soros farts?
[2026-01-05 07:30:56] Shiro : I prefer to be poor guy rather touching that dirty papers
[2026-01-05 07:31:24] Doktor NONONO : My second yacht
[2026-01-05 07:31:57] Doktor NONONO : Now that i think about it. YACHT is a really weird word.
[2026-01-05 07:32:05] Shiro : It's not about being poor or rich till you don't have a solid mindset you can't be wealthy
[2026-01-05 07:32:28] Doktor NONONO : Facts
[2026-01-05 07:32:52] Shiro : Rich is a temporary word
[2026-01-05 07:33:01] Shiro : Money comes money goes
[2026-01-05 07:34:22] Doktor NONONO : Also facts
[2026-01-05 07:35:28] Shiro : You guys think being philosopher or trader which one suits me more
[2026-01-05 07:35:30] Shiro : Lol
[2026-01-05 07:35:33] Doktor NONONO : That can apply to leverage too
[2026-01-05 07:35:45] Shiro : Sometimes I'm thinking I might be on a wrong path
[2026-01-05 07:35:47] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-01-05 07:35:52] Doktor NONONO : Shiro: Bultard sir
[2026-01-05 07:36:02] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 🤣💚
[2026-01-05 07:38:47] Doktor NONONO : Only Bultards are allowed in Bulltardia
[2026-01-05 07:39:44] Doktor NONONO : It a private VIP room in Bull market
[2026-01-05 07:41:43] Shiro : I wanna see atleast one more pull before bed 💚
[2026-01-05 07:41:48] Shiro : Maybe 93250
[2026-01-05 07:42:06] Doktor NONONO : Entry is strictly invitation-only no Liddle Beras allowed past velvet ropes guarded by golden bulls. You flash your long position like a black card, and boom: doors swing open to paradise.
[2026-01-05 07:43:31] thankyousomuch : hiring
[2026-01-05 07:43:39] thankyousomuch : :pepe:;
[2026-01-05 07:45:13] Doktor NONONO : London sessions have been utterly inspid for the longest time.
[2026-01-05 07:46:00] Doktor NONONO : Let's see if they recognise
[2026-01-05 07:46:01] Shiro : thankyousomuch: sir is it hard to understand we don't wanna be you colleague
[2026-01-05 07:46:23] Shiro : thankyousomuch: but please let me know if you wanna be my colleague I can help you with that lol
[2026-01-05 07:46:57] nylon123 : PRICE REJECTED!
[2026-01-05 07:47:19] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Ssshhhhhh
[2026-01-05 07:47:40] nylon123 : Hey are you new at trading?
[2026-01-05 07:47:55] Doktor NONONO : BRAND SPANKING NEW sir
[2026-01-05 07:48:09] Doktor NONONO : No idea what I'm doing
[2026-01-05 07:48:14] Shiro : nylon123: yes sir what we should do please tell us?
[2026-01-05 07:48:21] Mr. JB : down rejected at my long entry.
[2026-01-05 07:48:25] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 1,000 USD @ 92160.8022 ```
[2026-01-05 07:48:28] Shiro : I'm seeking for financial advisor
[2026-01-05 07:48:29] nylon123 : You must look at the chart day and night
[2026-01-05 07:48:36] nylon123 : and REACT to moves
[2026-01-05 07:48:39] nylon123 : ok?
[2026-01-05 07:48:39] Shiro : Im blind sir 🙃
[2026-01-05 07:48:54] nylon123 : Use this machines which vibrates you
[2026-01-05 07:48:56] Shiro : Mr. JB: smart guy
[2026-01-05 07:49:02] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Sounds easy enough
[2026-01-05 07:49:12] nylon123 : When it falls = 2x vibrate. 1x for when it go up
[2026-01-05 07:49:14] nylon123 : ok?
[2026-01-05 07:49:48] Doktor NONONO : Are you talking about your libido problem?
[2026-01-05 07:49:53] Shiro : nylon123: what's is it call let me search for it it might save me lots of hustle 😜
[2026-01-05 07:50:00] Mr. JB : longed before bed just 500. took profit this morning and re-entered. We broke out imho and going 98 now.
[2026-01-05 07:50:06] nylon123 : blindvib
[2026-01-05 07:50:53] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: See it's not that hard
[2026-01-05 07:50:59] Shiro : I'm going to bed too now hopefully tomorrow I'm waking up with a good news phone call 💚🌝
[2026-01-05 07:51:10] Shiro : Till then love you all 💚😘
[2026-01-05 07:51:15] Doktor NONONO : Sweet dreams prince 😘
[2026-01-05 07:51:19] Shiro : Stay safe and strong
[2026-01-05 07:51:26] Shiro : Doktor NONONO: 😘
[2026-01-05 07:56:13] bmagic : Shiro: rekt
[2026-01-05 07:56:29] bmagic : Imagine feeling safe to go to sleep
[2026-01-05 07:57:18] bmagic : You aren’t even safe awake
[2026-01-05 07:57:27] bmagic : Might as well sleep
[2026-01-05 08:02:00] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-01-05 08:04:50] Doktor NONONO : Wewcome to da Bera Guwag, widdle Beras You gotta hate you time hewe an' oh, it gonna be super wong an' cowd, toddlews! Boo hoo!
[2026-01-05 08:05:10] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄
[2026-01-05 08:05:17] Doktor NONONO : Take off doggy nappy naps an' fwoppy watew wingsies, put da sippy cuppy away (no mowe guzzwy wecycwed fawt cope dat hopium all yucky an' gone, cwown babies!).Hewe in da fwozen Upside Down BeraTundwa, no paddwy poow safe net jus endwess Sibewian bawbed wiwe, bwizzawds of sad sads, an' demogowgons of 100x wevewage eatin' you mawgin wike big num num buffet! You new cwothes: stwipey pwison jammies wif must have cwown makeuppy, 'cause evewy wick up make you sobby ciwcus fweaks! Evewy day: shovew snow snow whiwe watchy new ATHs fwough da fence, as big buwws sip bewa teaw champy champ in da VIP Buwwtawdia wounge upstaiws!
[2026-01-05 08:08:31] Doktor NONONO : FACTS
[2026-01-05 08:10:13] Doktor NONONO : *soggy
[2026-01-05 08:10:24] Doktor NONONO : The nappy is 'soggy
[2026-01-05 08:10:27] Doktor NONONO : not doggy
[2026-01-05 08:10:47] Doktor NONONO : THOGGY
[2026-01-05 08:11:37] Doktor NONONO : THOGGY NAPPIE BERA
[2026-01-05 08:12:45] Doktor NONONO : Truth is. We ar all in this mad casino together
[2026-01-05 08:13:35] Doktor NONONO : We're just a bunch of idiots yelling at lines on a screen, trying to pay someone for something and have a laugh while the world burns.
[2026-01-05 08:16:25] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc
[2026-01-05 08:19:01] 45th_blown_account : lets make BMEX great again :doge:
[2026-01-05 08:19:48] Symphoenix : HNY 2026 to friends and foes ! BTC -> target 10h09 UTC -> 91750 ?
[2026-01-05 08:21:25] Doktor NONONO : Symphoenix: Morning
[2026-01-05 08:23:11] Doktor NONONO : Right on timing, wrong on direction. Or wrong on timing, right on direction. Which one will it be today? 😘
[2026-01-05 08:26:47] Doktor NONONO : It's troll box after all
[2026-01-05 08:30:42] Doktor NONONO : Gona close TB for a bit. Tag me if trolling is required.
[2026-01-05 08:31:22] nylon123 : PRICE REJECTED
[2026-01-05 08:32:34] nylon123 : for all those who are new: this is a VERY VERY bad sign
[2026-01-05 08:33:09] Doktor NONONO : False Alarm
[2026-01-05 08:33:41] Doktor NONONO : *PSYCHE
[2026-01-05 08:33:51] Mr. JB : 91.2 first?
[2026-01-05 08:34:31] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Rejected from where?
[2026-01-05 08:34:40] Doktor NONONO : Share chart
[2026-01-05 08:35:21] nylon123 : Resistance
[2026-01-05 08:35:30] nylon123 : REJECTED fro 92.7
[2026-01-05 08:35:39] nylon123 : professional traders sell now
[2026-01-05 08:35:42] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: 93200 or 92700?
[2026-01-05 08:35:52] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: ok
[2026-01-05 08:36:41] Doktor NONONO : I thought we dealt with the legendary traders. Now we hav to dal with 'professionals'
[2026-01-05 08:36:59] Doktor NONONO : Bullish
[2026-01-05 08:39:21] neki : quickly EU trader. Massa US will be mad oruice too high
[2026-01-05 08:39:34] neki : quickly get into shorts so US can dump more
[2026-01-05 08:39:41] neki : massa will not be please
[2026-01-05 08:39:46] neki : pleased*
[2026-01-05 08:40:42] neki : pece of shiet usa, I am ready for you now
[2026-01-05 08:42:03] Doktor NONONO : Sigh
[2026-01-05 08:44:36] Doktor NONONO : Perplexment is coming for Bears and the sidelined
[2026-01-05 08:44:58] neki : quick .876 rebound and into 1 we fly
[2026-01-05 08:45:14] neki : 786*
[2026-01-05 08:46:49] neki : Doktor NONONO: buht 70 they said sir!? cryptowinter they said. Winter = crytptowinter
[2026-01-05 08:47:35] Doktor NONONO : It Summer where I am. Very hot and sticky.
[2026-01-05 08:47:55] Doktor NONONO : Not unlike Bulls balls
[2026-01-05 08:49:23] neki : Doktor NONONO: so true. :D
[2026-01-05 08:50:30] Doktor NONONO : Mooi
[2026-01-05 08:50:48] Doktor NONONO : Mooi means 'nice' in Afrikaans
[2026-01-05 08:50:59] Mr. JB : Doktor NONONO: Its dutch
[2026-01-05 08:51:13] Doktor NONONO : AFrikaans a derivative of dutch sir
[2026-01-05 08:51:22] Mr. JB : I know that
[2026-01-05 08:51:24] Doktor NONONO : but is own language
[2026-01-05 08:53:32] Doktor NONONO : Kinda Like Spanish and Portuguese are similar but not
[2026-01-05 08:54:42] Tfs : Doktor NONONO: facts
[2026-01-05 08:55:02] Tfs : watching for ih&s here - price doesnt care about anything rn other than shift to risk on rn
[2026-01-05 08:55:53] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: inHnS valid
[2026-01-05 08:56:12] Doktor NONONO : 92800
[2026-01-05 08:56:22] Doktor NONONO : Bulls need that Numba
[2026-01-05 08:57:10] Doktor NONONO : For continuation
[2026-01-05 08:58:33] Doktor NONONO : So far PA very bula and methodical
[2026-01-05 08:59:12] Mr. JB : 91265 inc @Doktor NONONO
[2026-01-05 08:59:45] Doktor NONONO : if 92300 doesn't hold, ya
[2026-01-05 09:01:18] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: Aren't you long tho?
[2026-01-05 09:01:39] Doktor NONONO : I keep notes
[2026-01-05 09:01:43] Mr. JB : Doktor NONONO: I was. Took profit bc im not sure were going higher now
[2026-01-05 09:01:50] neki : EU trader grew balls. Methinks we reboiund right here, right now and gun for 94300. Witness while I paint my mouth with chrome
[2026-01-05 09:01:56] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -2,000 USD @ 92594.3073 ```
[2026-01-05 09:02:14] Doktor NONONO : Excellent snipe
[2026-01-05 09:02:45] Mr. JB : Too many tf's high rsi to stay long
[2026-01-05 09:03:09] Doktor NONONO : hmmmm
[2026-01-05 09:03:29] Doktor NONONO : Lemme take a look RSI
[2026-01-05 09:03:38] neki : Mr. JB: rsi not reliable on reversal sir
[2026-01-05 09:03:41] Mr. JB : Especially 1h and 4h are high. Time for some correction and if it doesnt hold, maybe even lower prices
[2026-01-05 09:03:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `POPCATUSDT`: Sell 4460 POPCAT @ 0.1046 ($466.52)
[2026-01-05 09:03:56] Mr. JB : neki: Might not be reversal yet
[2026-01-05 09:04:26] neki : i think reversal sentiment is present since 21st November
[2026-01-05 09:04:34] Mr. JB : Cant share chart anymore since about a month. Cant copy paste anymore
[2026-01-05 09:05:00] BlissRP : Mr. JB: its for the best ser. sorry.
[2026-01-05 09:05:02] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: Same. Bitmex charts rae broken
[2026-01-05 09:05:17] Doktor NONONO : BlissRP: HAHA
[2026-01-05 09:05:22] Mr. JB : Wouldnt surprise me if we go 87.6 next few days and even break it to make new lows.
[2026-01-05 09:06:17] nylon123 : People REJECTS the price because they think it's to HIGH
[2026-01-05 09:06:22] Mr. JB : BlissRP: What, not be able to share my charts? It's oke, i'll mak my own plan.
[2026-01-05 09:06:28] nylon123 : They think hm i don't want bitcoin it's so expensive
[2026-01-05 09:06:43] BlissRP : Mr. JB: thats the spirit!
[2026-01-05 09:06:49] Doktor NONONO : nylon123: Your MOM is high
[2026-01-05 09:07:11] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄btfd btc
[2026-01-05 09:07:11] nylon123 : are you in loss?
[2026-01-05 09:08:01] OrangeBull : Mr. JB: I would be very very suprise to see BTC below 88k
[2026-01-05 09:08:01] Doktor NONONO : No
[2026-01-05 09:08:12] nylon123 : :D
[2026-01-05 09:08:15] PeacenLuv : 6hr bottoming btc buhy red 6hr
[2026-01-05 09:09:02] PeacenLuv : long entry 82316
[2026-01-05 09:09:04] bmagic : Its a long guys
[2026-01-05 09:09:16] bmagic : Go long
[2026-01-05 09:09:18] PeacenLuv : 92316*
[2026-01-05 09:09:22] Doktor NONONO : bmagic: +1
[2026-01-05 09:09:32] Tfs : bmagic: says the man heavy on shorts haha
[2026-01-05 09:09:43] bmagic : Ok now go short
[2026-01-05 09:09:52] neki : I wouuld not fekk around with .786 Fibo if I were bera
[2026-01-05 09:10:00] bmagic : Insant 0.01 profit
[2026-01-05 09:10:02] neki : not after this PA
[2026-01-05 09:10:03] PeacenLuv : no stops
[2026-01-05 09:10:07] bmagic : Free non financial advice
[2026-01-05 09:10:47] bmagic : Tfs: my balls are heavy so shorts seems right
[2026-01-05 09:10:52] neki : Fibo-nacho trader.
[2026-01-05 09:11:13] Doktor NONONO : Fibo-NAZI
[2026-01-05 09:11:25] neki : OK EU trader, show them pubes. You a man now, since new year.
[2026-01-05 09:11:35] Doktor NONONO : heh
[2026-01-05 09:11:35] Tfs : say less -
[2026-01-05 09:11:44] Doktor NONONO : .
[2026-01-05 09:11:58] Doktor NONONO : It wil be.......
[2026-01-05 09:14:07] neki : Doktor NONONO: Fleebo-nacci
[2026-01-05 09:14:24] bmagic : You say it best
[2026-01-05 09:14:29] bmagic : When you say nothing at all
[2026-01-05 09:15:06] Tfs : glad we all getting on today haha
[2026-01-05 09:15:21] neki : its bulla party, we all cool here
[2026-01-05 09:15:38] nylon123 : My mom does not consume tobacco products.
[2026-01-05 09:15:49] Tfs : You'd think that the crypto market going up would make people happy - alts are running hard rn too
[2026-01-05 09:16:29] Doktor NONONO : I'm happy
[2026-01-05 09:17:33] neki : bera looking at 12dec.. hmm from here dump they said. 8k drop they say..
[2026-01-05 09:18:11] blocker : Short is name of the game
[2026-01-05 09:18:20] neki : bera not so fast. Bera bout to realise the message. Bera bout to pay whole lot of rekt. Bera sponsors Maduro candle.
[2026-01-05 09:18:23] Mr. JB : Yes, right about now
[2026-01-05 09:19:07] neki : PNL - pain n leverage !
[2026-01-05 09:19:54] blocker : Put No Long
[2026-01-05 09:21:07] neki : blocker: :D
[2026-01-05 09:23:00] neki : with Maduro, long siguro!
[2026-01-05 09:25:57] neki : can beloieve bera managed 1k drop from local high.
[2026-01-05 09:26:01] Full Planche : Holding quite strong as of now! Nice
[2026-01-05 09:28:26] neki : we terst 94 from here
[2026-01-05 09:28:43] ray1919 : really?
[2026-01-05 09:28:51] neki : mark it
[2026-01-05 09:28:53] neki : witness
[2026-01-05 09:28:52] PeacenLuv : btc longs weeeee
[2026-01-05 09:29:15] PeacenLuv : lezgohh bullish dip longittup
[2026-01-05 09:29:36] PeacenLuv : long entry 92316
[2026-01-05 09:33:01] Tfs : bulls trying to counter with h&s of their own. proper scrap
[2026-01-05 09:33:27] Tfs : Just think the charts can only tells so much. The macro is significant
[2026-01-05 09:34:56] neki : what do you call a failed short? Em-bear-assment
[2026-01-05 09:37:32] Tfs : seen plenty of the last night
[2026-01-05 09:38:11] Tfs : unbrearievable
[2026-01-05 09:39:00] neki : the thought was unbearable
[2026-01-05 09:40:55] nylon123 : we professionals we say now "bitcoin is weakly legged"
[2026-01-05 09:41:18] neki : u only use that because "nylons"
[2026-01-05 09:42:27] neki : yea i +m flipping my 93038 short
[2026-01-05 09:42:34] neki : hedge
[2026-01-05 09:44:31] neki : anyway jop offer still open: bera can come to my burgerjoint. Burger flippers wanted
[2026-01-05 09:48:05] Tfs : havent seen price action like this for years
[2026-01-05 09:48:16] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: same
[2026-01-05 09:48:27] Doktor NONONO : It's rare, for sure
[2026-01-05 09:48:52] Full Planche : Price goes sideways for a month > Ultra bearish sentiment > Short squeeze
[2026-01-05 09:49:02] Full Planche : Seen this so many times lol
[2026-01-05 09:49:04] neki : Asset type matured. this is no longer whales games.
[2026-01-05 09:50:47] bluemaster : Full Planche: "There is nothing new in Wall Street. There can't be because speculation is as old as the hills. Whatever happens in the stock market today has happened before and will happen again". Jesse Livermore
[2026-01-05 09:51:39] migozelaaa : 250k this year
[2026-01-05 09:51:42] bluemaster : motherfucker will become bullish at 125 k + 😝
[2026-01-05 09:52:33] neki : awwww so cute 1H breakout cande. another litlle bulla is born
[2026-01-05 09:52:41] Full Planche : bluemaster: 100 bro
[2026-01-05 09:52:51] Full Planche : You still here huh
[2026-01-05 09:53:01] Full Planche : Still riding those longs?
[2026-01-05 09:56:36] bmagic : Tfs: months
[2026-01-05 09:56:37] Tfs : neki: invalidate the ih&s and you may invalidate the c&h
[2026-01-05 09:57:07] bluemaster : Full Planche: You know me, I am ttoostupid to change
[2026-01-05 09:59:29] bluemaster : "It never was my thinking that made the big money for me. It always was my sitting. Got that? My sitting tight!" Jesse Livermore
[2026-01-05 10:00:19] bluemaster : where is @Erwinos @Pez @Husky @SteveS ?
[2026-01-05 10:01:58] bluemaster : https://www.tradingview.com/x/JS3yqZUd/
[2026-01-05 10:03:13] neki : Tfs: think big, look bigger.
[2026-01-05 10:08:17] Tfs : neki: will we drop yes. When? Who knows. Until then trend my fren
[2026-01-05 10:08:59] nylon123 : nylon is a very nice name. it's my surname
[2026-01-05 10:10:20] abc1111 : I have initiated withdrawal request 2 hours back but it is still processing
[2026-01-05 10:10:29] abc1111 : can anyone help me out
[2026-01-05 10:10:42] abc1111 : if it generally takes this much time..?
[2026-01-05 10:10:59] abc1111 : usually..*
[2026-01-05 10:14:28] Tfs : This may only last a few days why not enjoy it bears
[2026-01-05 10:17:52] Symphoenix : dwon
[2026-01-05 10:18:03] Symphoenix : *down
[2026-01-05 10:18:11] neki : syndrome
[2026-01-05 10:18:53] neki : 93855 n3xt train ride. All aboard'
[2026-01-05 10:22:02] neki : Tfs: no drop until April
[2026-01-05 10:23:03] blocker : Does the mobile app have light mode?
[2026-01-05 10:24:21] blocker : After Maduro we have strong greenback Crypto is on a bulltrap rn
[2026-01-05 10:25:52] neki : Hot news: Satoshi revealed. Its Maduro.
[2026-01-05 10:26:42] Tfs : And he's selling right @neki
[2026-01-05 10:27:13] neki : Tfs: :D
[2026-01-05 10:29:35] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -2,200 USD @ 92825.5159 ```
[2026-01-05 10:29:39] bmagic : Doom !!!!!!!!
[2026-01-05 10:32:15] al guul : sell the farm :btc:
[2026-01-05 10:33:31] neki : why are brokers called brokers? cuz they break your wallet.
[2026-01-05 10:34:12] Tfs : Yes short the corn magic! Come on bears what's the hell is going on. I haven't seen Winston in days where is he
[2026-01-05 10:34:28] neki : Tfs: Shiro trolled him to death
[2026-01-05 10:34:39] Doktor NONONO : vv
[2026-01-05 10:35:01] Luke Short : xrp short
[2026-01-05 10:35:09] Luke Short : big
[2026-01-05 10:36:23] Tfs : Nah @bmagic it's a ih&s big enough to see on the 30
[2026-01-05 10:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 150 SOL @ 135.34 ($20,284.80) - Your longs got a day off today
[2026-01-05 10:37:49] Luke Short : ⚠️🚩⚠️🚩⚠️
[2026-01-05 10:38:29] neki : BlissRP got liquidated :D
[2026-01-05 10:38:49] Luke Short : we scammin
[2026-01-05 10:38:51] Tfs : Why aren't people respecting ih&s anymore
[2026-01-05 10:38:58] Tfs : they painted all over the chart
[2026-01-05 10:39:06] Tfs : I ignored them too thinking was too good to be true
[2026-01-05 10:39:24] Tfs : kinda annoying as I wanna reposition badly
[2026-01-05 10:40:33] al guul : Run for the hills bera 🚀🚀🚀
[2026-01-05 10:40:40] neki : Tfs: you underwater?
[2026-01-05 10:40:56] DMC2 : neki: sir ur short is rekt
[2026-01-05 10:41:11] Luke Short : I wanna scam it wid you We're scammin', scammin', And I hope you like scammin', too
[2026-01-05 10:42:10] al guul : Silver bera is getting rekt
[2026-01-05 10:42:54] Tfs : Not underwater nah just not my ideal trade
[2026-01-05 10:43:41] neki : DMC2: 93085, is allright. WIll close breakeven:D
[2026-01-05 10:46:32] Luke Short : ok, maybe a reverse scam, send it
[2026-01-05 10:47:01] Tfs : ih&s c&h repeat
[2026-01-05 10:47:09] neki : Tfs: its never ideal.. as long as you can play both sides, you can do anything :D
[2026-01-05 10:47:34] Tfs : neki: punto carajoo
[2026-01-05 10:47:51] Gandalf the Grey : do you know where Agartha is?
[2026-01-05 10:47:55] Gandalf the Grey : Is it down under?
[2026-01-05 10:51:43] neki : my esteemed collegues, we pump
[2026-01-05 10:52:14] neki : unhindge the bull. Break the chain. We moooo moooo moooooN
[2026-01-05 10:52:48] Tfs : bear refusal to flip bias is maybe bullish thing about this rally rn
[2026-01-05 10:53:07] Tfs : gonna mean more people buy the Ponzi later
[2026-01-05 10:53:26] Full Planche : Climbing a wall of worry
[2026-01-05 10:53:32] Full Planche : Love to see it
[2026-01-05 10:53:45] Gandalf the Grey : we need a decisive move
[2026-01-05 10:54:38] Full Planche : Lets see if they can get above 94k @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-01-05 10:54:41] thankyousomuch : Mc donalds :pepe:
[2026-01-05 10:54:42] Tfs : close day short at 90 @Full Planche
[2026-01-05 10:54:44] Full Planche : Then da real pump could load
[2026-01-05 10:54:49] neki : *Meanwhile bear quietly sobbing in the corner. Pants wet, peed himself.*
[2026-01-05 10:55:14] thankyousomuch : neki: we are below 100k likely for 9 years
[2026-01-05 10:55:20] Full Planche : Tfs: Not really my style bro
[2026-01-05 10:55:20] Gandalf the Grey : 95k we need
[2026-01-05 10:55:25] Gandalf the Grey : 94k was there before
[2026-01-05 10:55:44] Gandalf the Grey : we need a decisive big move and move to a new range
[2026-01-05 10:55:51] thankyousomuch : 30k
[2026-01-05 10:55:58] Full Planche : Buying dips even in bear markets made me more money than shorting
[2026-01-05 10:56:22] thankyousomuch : longs short more than all bear markets together
[2026-01-05 10:56:45] Tfs : Full Planche: Sorry nah I'm saying I closed my short at 90
[2026-01-05 10:56:55] thankyousomuch : trust in #null master trust in 30k
[2026-01-05 10:57:06] Full Planche : Tfs: Ohh good bro
[2026-01-05 10:57:22] Luke Short : it's a scam. dump it
[2026-01-05 10:57:32] Full Planche : If we break 94 most likely we end up around 100-110k. All markets ATHS and BTC could follow up
[2026-01-05 10:57:40] Luke Short : domp eet
[2026-01-05 10:57:46] neki : thankyousomuch: well test above 100k in less than month
[2026-01-05 10:58:47] Full Planche : Would keep an eye on the miners, leveraged returns there if btc pumps to 100k+
[2026-01-05 10:59:30] Tfs : Luke Short: didn't we just do this! ih&s c&h - gonna need to break it. This is smart money buying to dump on us later
[2026-01-05 11:00:48] migozelaaa : 250k this year