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[2026-01-03 10:40:39] Doktor NONONO : Lol
[2026-01-03 10:40:45] Gandalf the Grey : how do you know about that
[2026-01-03 10:40:45] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 💚
[2026-01-03 10:40:48] Gandalf the Grey : can you tell me
[2026-01-03 10:40:52] Gandalf the Grey : ahahaahahahahahaah
[2026-01-03 10:40:54] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-03 10:40:58] Doktor NONONO : 😆
[2026-01-03 10:41:09] Shiro : Everyone got their own secrets 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-03 10:41:51] Gandalf the Grey : I longed SOL at 225 before lmao
[2026-01-03 10:42:06] Doktor NONONO : eish
[2026-01-03 10:42:13] Doktor NONONO : That's like shorting the bottom
[2026-01-03 10:42:31] Doktor NONONO : Something I'm guilty of
[2026-01-03 10:42:50] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: why you can't do any meaningful trades!
[2026-01-03 10:43:06] Gandalf the Grey : now i can
[2026-01-03 10:43:09] Gandalf the Grey : before too much horny
[2026-01-03 10:43:18] Shiro : Lol
[2026-01-03 10:43:36] Doktor NONONO : Gandalf the Grey: has cut his balls off I told you
[2026-01-03 10:43:44] Gandalf the Grey : no
[2026-01-03 10:43:54] Gandalf the Grey : i need to play with sth
[2026-01-03 10:44:02] Doktor NONONO : HAHAHA
[2026-01-03 10:44:07] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-01-03 10:44:15] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna go bangkok with you two
[2026-01-03 10:44:21] Gandalf the Grey : to bang cock
[2026-01-03 10:44:23] Doktor NONONO : Ok then you're all rith then
[2026-01-03 10:44:24] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahahaha
[2026-01-03 10:44:45] Shiro : Wth 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-03 10:49:02] Shiro : BTC is so undervalued
[2026-01-03 10:49:17] Doktor NONONO : CHEAP AS CHIPS
[2026-01-03 10:49:19] Shiro : Why not each satoshi =$1?!
[2026-01-03 10:50:25] Shiro : So $1 x 100,000,000
[2026-01-03 10:50:50] Shiro : Am I making a mistake or it's undervalued!
[2026-01-03 10:51:18] Doktor NONONO : what price would that make Bitcoin?
[2026-01-03 10:51:52] Doktor NONONO : IT's not hard
[2026-01-03 10:52:33] Shiro : 1BTC should be $100 million
[2026-01-03 10:52:37] Shiro : Lol
[2026-01-03 10:53:20] Shiro : Why not it's makes sense if 1 satoshi = $1
[2026-01-03 10:53:30] Shiro : 😁💚🤣
[2026-01-03 10:53:30] Gandalf the Grey : if i short we get there
[2026-01-03 10:53:44] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: dammm mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-03 10:54:18] Doktor NONONO : Yes so it's cheap right now
[2026-01-03 10:54:30] Doktor NONONO : The SPICE MELANGE is on sale
[2026-01-03 10:54:32] Shiro : It's cheap af
[2026-01-03 10:54:59] Shiro : So even 100k it's gonna be how much discount?
[2026-01-03 10:55:10] Shiro : Im sht at match 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-03 10:55:29] Doktor NONONO : that's over a thousand x from here i think
[2026-01-03 10:55:34] Shiro : Math and match what's wrong with me
[2026-01-03 11:08:01] thankyousomuch : hyppy new bearmarket guys
[2026-01-03 11:08:56] Shiro : thankyousomuch: what do you think sir you don't think 1 satoshi should be $1?
[2026-01-03 11:09:11] Shiro : You think it's not logical?😁
[2026-01-03 11:09:42] Shiro : 100 million= 1 BTC
[2026-01-03 11:09:49] Doktor NONONO : Shiro: Bitcoin's at Enfgamee if it reaches that for sure
[2026-01-03 11:10:01] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-01-03 11:10:02] Doktor NONONO : It has no ceiling
[2026-01-03 11:10:24] Shiro : Probably our grand grand sons gonna reach the target Dr
[2026-01-03 11:10:34] Doktor NONONO : The Spice Melange of Black Hole Liquidity suckers
[2026-01-03 11:10:42] Shiro : 😁
[2026-01-03 11:11:03] Doktor NONONO : Last BTC gets mined in first half of 22nd centure I think
[2026-01-03 11:11:12] Doktor NONONO : The LAST BITCOIN
[2026-01-03 11:11:20] Shiro : Yes
[2026-01-03 11:11:59] thankyousomuch : yes 30k bullrun heads
[2026-01-03 11:12:06] thankyousomuch : then bearmarket to 40k
[2026-01-03 11:12:17] Doktor NONONO : sigh
[2026-01-03 11:12:41] Doktor NONONO : pearls for swin I tellya
[2026-01-03 11:12:46] Shiro : thankyousomuch: comeon act as a educated man
[2026-01-03 11:12:49] Doktor NONONO : *swine
[2026-01-03 11:13:00] Shiro : This is a educational topic 😁🤣
[2026-01-03 11:13:16] Doktor NONONO : Trollbox University is in session
[2026-01-03 11:13:24] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-01-03 11:13:31] thankyousomuch : Dr- Pullrun :pepe:
[2026-01-03 11:14:16] Doktor NONONO : 45 minutes
[2026-01-03 11:15:12] Doktor NONONO : Must be above DO then
[2026-01-03 11:15:59] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: please short it for the sake of bulla 😁
[2026-01-03 11:16:05] Doktor NONONO : 90200 +ideal
[2026-01-03 11:16:25] Shiro : I'm waiting for my 90200 too 💚
[2026-01-03 11:16:35] Doktor NONONO : Observe
[2026-01-03 11:22:22] Doktor NONONO : Will it do it? Yes
[2026-01-03 11:22:59] Doktor NONONO : Because why? Because 2H to immediate left
[2026-01-03 11:23:28] Doktor NONONO : Current 2H must take out prior upside wick
[2026-01-03 11:24:26] Shiro : Nice didn't notice that, I'm only watching it on 1hrs charys like a hopeless bera 💔🥲
[2026-01-03 11:24:28] Doktor NONONO : And that's the right head of the Bera HnS
[2026-01-03 11:24:40] Doktor NONONO : Sorry the Right Shoulder
[2026-01-03 11:25:01] Shiro : Target please DR
[2026-01-03 11:25:10] Doktor NONONO : 90 K
[2026-01-03 11:25:22] Doktor NONONO : Anything above 89900 continues
[2026-01-03 11:27:44] Doktor NONONO : Bula are cleva
[2026-01-03 11:28:16] Shiro : No doubt 🤣
[2026-01-03 11:28:46] Shiro : Bula are well manor and educated
[2026-01-03 11:29:14] Doktor NONONO : and on a schedule now
[2026-01-03 11:29:33] Shiro : Not call none sennce random numbers like 20k 6k 2k 🤣
[2026-01-03 11:30:37] Shiro : Come on 😈🔥⛽
[2026-01-03 11:31:37] Doktor NONONO : where bera?
[2026-01-03 11:31:44] Doktor NONONO : Pump needs bera
[2026-01-03 11:32:17] Doktor NONONO : equilibrium of prio 2H tapped
[2026-01-03 11:32:30] Doktor NONONO : 30 to go
[2026-01-03 11:32:49] Doktor NONONO : moves usually start on the mid 1H
[2026-01-03 11:34:04] Doktor NONONO : Now or never Bula
[2026-01-03 11:34:33] Doktor NONONO : Bull is definitely in the room
[2026-01-03 11:34:40] Doktor NONONO : I can smell
[2026-01-03 11:34:48] Doktor NONONO : green dildos
[2026-01-03 11:35:43] Shiro : 💚
[2026-01-03 11:36:21] Doktor NONONO : 5 mins MAX
[2026-01-03 11:36:27] Shiro : We we test 92 as well please after we're having 90200?
[2026-01-03 11:36:31] Shiro : 😁
[2026-01-03 11:36:45] Doktor NONONO : Yes that's why we left 91K unmolested
[2026-01-03 11:37:06] Doktor NONONO : So we can attack 92 with intent
[2026-01-03 11:37:40] Doktor NONONO : The manner of arrival @ 92K is all important
[2026-01-03 11:37:56] Cutemup : Rockets
[2026-01-03 11:38:00] Doktor NONONO : It cannot be tentative
[2026-01-03 11:38:10] Doktor NONONO : Cutemup: Lazers
[2026-01-03 11:38:25] Shiro : 🚀
[2026-01-03 11:41:18] Doktor NONONO : Come on LAzarus
[2026-01-03 11:41:24] Doktor NONONO : LAzerus
[2026-01-03 11:41:42] Shiro : ⚡🌩️
[2026-01-03 11:41:59] Doktor NONONO : Lazer us I dare ya
[2026-01-03 11:44:17] Doktor NONONO : definitely going up now. Daily Open never retested from underside. Just a case of whether be do it before or after noon on chart
[2026-01-03 11:44:48] Doktor NONONO : before noon in 15 mins is bullish, After that is bearish
[2026-01-03 11:46:21] Doktor NONONO : Thing is, any Numba above 90K now ruins Bera right shoulder
[2026-01-03 11:46:45] Doktor NONONO : Looks like ZUGSWANG for bears
[2026-01-03 11:46:52] Doktor NONONO : either way
[2026-01-03 11:47:27] Doktor NONONO : Bulls can't lose
[2026-01-03 11:47:33] Doktor NONONO : Not here
[2026-01-03 11:47:39] Doktor NONONO : NOT NOW
[2026-01-03 11:48:37] Doktor NONONO : Sorry if I treat Trollbox like my journal
[2026-01-03 11:48:57] Doktor NONONO : I do try be helpful
[2026-01-03 11:50:05] Doktor NONONO : Sniffing the wind for Bula m'Lord
[2026-01-03 11:51:30] Doktor NONONO : The Bula Cavalry
[2026-01-03 11:52:02] Doktor NONONO : unless Bullplan is to turn 12H into a base
[2026-01-03 11:52:24] Doktor NONONO : again, riding razors
[2026-01-03 11:52:59] Doktor NONONO : Bul invalidations are right underneath
[2026-01-03 11:55:05] Doktor NONONO : 3H best looking candle
[2026-01-03 11:55:10] Doktor NONONO : currently
[2026-01-03 11:55:41] Doktor NONONO : If we close here thre's a chance Bula survives
[2026-01-03 11:55:52] Doktor NONONO : But's it's less likely
[2026-01-03 11:57:00] Doktor NONONO : Either was, Numba is 100% going back up iver 90K, and that will have consequences
[2026-01-03 11:57:58] Doktor NONONO : for Bera
[2026-01-03 11:58:14] Doktor NONONO : Either *way
[2026-01-03 11:58:36] Doktor NONONO : ZUGSWANG
[2026-01-03 12:02:07] Doktor NONONO : 12 H hideos, and cannot be ignored
[2026-01-03 12:04:28] Doktor NONONO : But nothing bearish has happened yet
[2026-01-03 12:05:13] Doktor NONONO : Saturdays are witchy
[2026-01-03 12:05:53] Doktor NONONO : Trippy trapss e'rrwhere
[2026-01-03 12:07:14] Doktor NONONO : Where Bera?
[2026-01-03 12:09:15] Doktor NONONO : Today has delivered a bulltrap/. Could this bee..... let me guess..... um A Beartrap?
[2026-01-03 12:09:42] Doktor NONONO : Standard sturday
[2026-01-03 12:11:54] Doktor NONONO : It's okay. I know if my if this then that's play out you will forgive me for hogging
[2026-01-03 12:12:48] Doktor NONONO : And I will let you know if I think it's going to dump
[2026-01-03 12:13:16] Doktor NONONO : My bulltarditis is not *that* bad
[2026-01-03 12:13:27] Doktor NONONO : heh
[2026-01-03 12:14:01] Doktor NONONO : Numba at support
[2026-01-03 12:17:25] Doktor NONONO : https://i.postimg.cc/jdZSfdh7/XBTUSD-2026-01-03-14-16-57.png
[2026-01-03 12:25:46] Doktor NONONO : mid macro view:
[2026-01-03 12:28:09] Doktor NONONO : https://www.tradingview.com/x/zsWgzev5/
[2026-01-03 12:29:56] Doktor NONONO : No straight lines will be permitted in the Serengetti. All trendlines can only have two points. No 3 pointed trend lines, whether bula or bera, above or below are permitted
[2026-01-03 12:30:21] Doktor NONONO : Those that appear will get smoked
[2026-01-03 12:30:33] Doktor NONONO : There is only parabolas now
[2026-01-03 12:31:05] Doktor NONONO : And you are wtinssing the birth of a GODPARABULA
[2026-01-03 12:31:13] Doktor NONONO : Well at least I am
[2026-01-03 12:32:02] Doktor NONONO : What we've seen was just the Gecko version
[2026-01-03 12:32:17] Doktor NONONO : And Bera let the Gecko out the bottle
[2026-01-03 12:32:31] Doktor NONONO : Shoulna dunthat Bera
[2026-01-03 12:32:45] Doktor NONONO : Now the Gecko becomes a DRAGON
[2026-01-03 12:32:55] Doktor NONONO : And there's no going back in the bottle
[2026-01-03 12:33:49] Doktor NONONO : *Click
[2026-01-03 12:33:54] Doktor NONONO : Where Ronnie?
[2026-01-03 12:34:01] Gandalf the Grey : Bro has a private trollbox only for himself
[2026-01-03 12:34:09] Doktor NONONO : hahaha
[2026-01-03 12:34:22] Doktor NONONO : Gandalf the Grey: 💚
[2026-01-03 12:34:30] Doktor NONONO : Thanks man I was getting lonely there
[2026-01-03 12:34:37] Gandalf the Grey : kek
[2026-01-03 12:34:40] Gandalf the Grey : :me:
[2026-01-03 12:34:40] Doktor NONONO : Clearly have no life
[2026-01-03 12:34:57] Gandalf the Grey : go gym
[2026-01-03 12:35:19] Doktor NONONO : I play touch rugby about 5 hours a week.
[2026-01-03 12:35:33] Doktor NONONO : Body is currently regenerating before tomorrow's game
[2026-01-03 12:35:48] Doktor NONONO : I have nothing else to do today
[2026-01-03 12:36:06] psn : All in long. if this dumps back to 87 i wont be able to trade in 2026. I do need a pause so its win win
[2026-01-03 12:36:29] Doktor NONONO : These kinds of windows don't come around often
[2026-01-03 12:36:57] Doktor NONONO : psn: At least put SL muppet
[2026-01-03 12:37:14] Doktor NONONO : Don't fuck this up
[2026-01-03 12:37:37] Doktor NONONO : But I think u safu
[2026-01-03 12:37:35] psn : Doktor NONONO: I have, but what will remain of my account will be my sabatical money
[2026-01-03 12:37:47] Doktor NONONO : Shalom
[2026-01-03 12:39:07] Doktor NONONO : Bul invalidation 89500 now.
[2026-01-03 12:39:31] Doktor NONONO : Lose that and waterfall
[2026-01-03 12:39:41] Doktor NONONO : But we won't
[2026-01-03 12:41:34] psn : Doktor NONONO: ehat is your invalidation metric? 4h close?
[2026-01-03 12:41:43] Doktor NONONO : This most excellent bulltrap now
[2026-01-03 12:43:02] Doktor NONONO : psn: Candelstick sequences and curves. https://i.postimg.cc/NF18frqc/XBTUSD-2026-01-03-14-42-14.png
[2026-01-03 12:44:03] Doktor NONONO : Beravoids and Bulavoids. Magnets
[2026-01-03 12:44:07] Tfs : 89.5 still a strong support
[2026-01-03 12:44:18] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: +1
[2026-01-03 12:44:45] Doktor NONONO : Don't think we go there again
[2026-01-03 12:45:49] psn : Well btc is trying to break 90k and stay up, so if it is rejected it can go and test 85k again, o a nice dump is probable if it cant hold this level and push again at 90k
[2026-01-03 12:46:22] Doktor NONONO : 90K+ is guaranteed now
[2026-01-03 12:46:46] Doktor NONONO : Ripping is too
[2026-01-03 12:46:57] Doktor NONONO : UP
[2026-01-03 12:47:06] Gandalf the Grey : cowish manipulation
[2026-01-03 12:47:07] Doktor NONONO : MAkut Sekseh
[2026-01-03 12:47:09] psn : Mangmificent pump
[2026-01-03 12:47:36] Gandalf the Grey : will fail it is weekend
[2026-01-03 12:47:51] Doktor NONONO : Nope
[2026-01-03 12:48:07] Doktor NONONO : This is the Sucker Rally son
[2026-01-03 12:48:23] Doktor NONONO : the 'Suckers Rally''
[2026-01-03 12:48:29] Gandalf the Grey : ok daddy
[2026-01-03 12:48:39] Doktor NONONO : DaaaAAAAAaaad
[2026-01-03 12:49:48] Doktor NONONO : Sucker Rally, Hated Rally, Fomo Rally, back to base, Rally.
[2026-01-03 12:49:59] Doktor NONONO : That's the order
[2026-01-03 12:50:23] Doktor NONONO : of things for the highway
[2026-01-03 12:50:30] Doktor NONONO : proper decorum
[2026-01-03 12:51:46] Doktor NONONO : Wreck everyone as much as possible without wrecking trend.
[2026-01-03 12:52:41] psn : It ha bounced over @Doktor NONONO imaginary yellow line
[2026-01-03 12:52:52] Doktor NONONO : correct
[2026-01-03 12:53:15] Doktor NONONO : one resistance falls now thye all do. Such is the chain of command
[2026-01-03 12:53:15] Tfs : 89.5 yeah
[2026-01-03 12:53:32] Tfs : market structure wise this could be complacency leg easily yh / suckers rally
[2026-01-03 12:53:33] Doktor NONONO : Very uncrowded trade this
[2026-01-03 12:53:40] Doktor NONONO : Lesson in thre
[2026-01-03 12:54:24] Doktor NONONO : Berahunt season.
[2026-01-03 12:54:37] Doktor NONONO : None active shall survive
[2026-01-03 12:54:53] Tfs : But having bounced off 89.5 it needs to break resistance down from high yesterday - reheating from that trend line as it's currently under three resistance lines. Verdict: no on knows haha
[2026-01-03 12:54:53] Doktor NONONO : Only the smart ones sleeping longest sleep
[2026-01-03 12:55:35] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: Downide risk comes from immediate 12H to left
[2026-01-03 12:55:40] Tfs : but yeah I do feel if it fails here the main trend line we bounded off is calling. 88.3. Would still be bullish to bounce then of for 95
[2026-01-03 12:56:13] Doktor NONONO : Numba must take out it's high at least if it to nullify it's bearish influence
[2026-01-03 12:56:22] Tfs : bulls pushing lets seee
[2026-01-03 12:56:37] Doktor NONONO : Friday high untouched
[2026-01-03 12:57:41] Tfs : yh agreed
[2026-01-03 12:58:31] Tfs : must but its already hit main upper trend line in this range. could be due sweep of lows before attempting 91.5+
[2026-01-03 12:58:36] Doktor NONONO : lose 89500 and this goes back to YO at least
[2026-01-03 12:58:43] Doktor NONONO : 87500 zone
[2026-01-03 12:58:46] Tfs : ahh I seee
[2026-01-03 12:59:00] Tfs : yh would be a massive bull trap potentially yh
[2026-01-03 12:59:31] Doktor NONONO : don't thiknk so. That's where th Bullsurprise is
[2026-01-03 13:00:17] Tfs : no I agree just playing out the different scenarios
[2026-01-03 13:00:18] Doktor NONONO : If not there then any Numba above December high
[2026-01-03 13:00:35] Doktor NONONO : KAblooooooey
[2026-01-03 13:00:50] Doktor NONONO : Serious
[2026-01-03 13:01:18] Doktor NONONO : Inverse Black Swan pattern
[2026-01-03 13:01:33] Tfs : inverse black swan haha
[2026-01-03 13:03:49] Doktor NONONO : Alts are starting to sizzle
[2026-01-03 13:04:42] Doktor NONONO : not ETH tho
[2026-01-03 13:04:51] Doktor NONONO : It;s contenders in Total 3
[2026-01-03 13:05:07] Tfs : alts are popping
[2026-01-03 13:07:29] Tfs : I never long alters on here cos volume but someone was calling due and musta made a ton of money haha
[2026-01-03 13:11:57] Tfs : market btc needs sideways for alt season to emerge
[2026-01-03 13:15:08] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: Look left BTC
[2026-01-03 13:15:21] Doktor NONONO : There your sideways
[2026-01-03 13:15:32] Doktor NONONO : THAT was reaccumulation
[2026-01-03 13:15:45] Doktor NONONO : And THIS is the most Eggsilint Beratrap
[2026-01-03 13:15:51] Tfs : haha
[2026-01-03 13:16:09] Doktor NONONO : Bera will keep shorting all the way to 127K
[2026-01-03 13:16:21] Doktor NONONO : And then Comes the LAZER
[2026-01-03 13:16:33] Doktor NONONO : HOLY LIGHT
[2026-01-03 13:17:12] Doktor NONONO : Bera will do well to go dudu in cave
[2026-01-03 13:17:29] Doktor NONONO : Bera not in da Paddly Pool
[2026-01-03 13:17:55] Doktor NONONO : Bera are sitting on top of a MAGMA CONE CALDERA
[2026-01-03 13:18:13] Doktor NONONO : And they are about to get SENT to the UPSIDE DOWN
[2026-01-03 13:19:20] neki : seems as if many great things wait for bulla today
[2026-01-03 13:19:30] Doktor NONONO : 15 mins left for Bera with their sippy cups
[2026-01-03 13:19:48] neki : bera to em-bear--ased to play the market
[2026-01-03 13:19:53] neki : too*
[2026-01-03 13:19:57] Doktor NONONO : neki: Blind faith shall be rewarded the most
[2026-01-03 13:20:51] neki : Doktor NONONO: bula blind from glitter of all the riches that await. Bera blind from being bera
[2026-01-03 13:21:08] Doktor NONONO : The faithless will soon come to Damascus
[2026-01-03 13:21:34] Doktor NONONO : neki: Bera got laazy eye now. Any active bera does.
[2026-01-03 13:21:34] Tfs : just found out us attacked Venezuela
[2026-01-03 13:21:42] Tfs : wonder what that does to markets in monday
[2026-01-03 13:21:49] Tfs : course trump did it on a Saturday
[2026-01-03 13:21:58] Doktor NONONO : Tfs: Bullish
[2026-01-03 13:22:01] Tfs : just need china to go for Taiwan next
[2026-01-03 13:22:02] Doktor NONONO : for BTC
[2026-01-03 13:22:12] Tfs : Doktor NONONO: haha more oil money to fuel buys
[2026-01-03 13:22:17] Doktor NONONO : Bullish for scarcity
[2026-01-03 13:22:29] Doktor NONONO : Bullish for DXY
[2026-01-03 13:22:38] Doktor NONONO : Heinously so
[2026-01-03 13:22:41] Tfs : Yep bullish for day def
[2026-01-03 13:22:45] Tfs : day*
[2026-01-03 13:22:49] Tfs : DXY**
[2026-01-03 13:23:42] neki : Tfs: "Shortly afterwards, Donald Trump announced that US forces had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores, and had flown them out of the country." Trump wants Maduras private keys back. Venezuela loaded with BTC since 2018 :D
[2026-01-03 13:23:50] Doktor NONONO : DXY has a 50%+ upside
[2026-01-03 13:23:52] Tfs : Oh yh
[2026-01-03 13:23:59] Tfs : forgot about their btc
[2026-01-03 13:24:06] Doktor NONONO : THAT will roil markets
[2026-01-03 13:24:08] Tfs : trump will dump on market mate haha
[2026-01-03 13:24:34] Doktor NONONO : The Trump Pump will echo for a thousand years my friend
[2026-01-03 13:24:39] neki : ahaha.... see how despšerate bera become :D must kidnapp to continue dumping..
[2026-01-03 13:24:50] Tfs : haha
[2026-01-03 13:25:36] Big T : America 3 wars, they know no shame
[2026-01-03 13:25:40] Tfs : we already had the trump pump
[2026-01-03 13:25:48] Tfs : and the trump dump
[2026-01-03 13:25:57] Tfs : next one will need a new name
[2026-01-03 13:26:03] Tfs : ww3 pump?
[2026-01-03 13:26:16] neki : I personally cant wait wjen Trump announces he is "persnal friends with Satoshi". "Such a Great Guy, tremendous, real Nakamoto". "I mean - I gave him the idea for BTC, I wrote the whitepaper. Then I was all like, here, Nako, this is for you." "yes, me, me , me"
[2026-01-03 13:26:36] Big T : xD
[2026-01-03 13:27:13] PeacenLuv : 😄😄
[2026-01-03 13:27:25] 45th_blown_account : war news and crypto pump : how about dat for news related trading :kek:
[2026-01-03 13:28:04] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-01-03 13:28:10] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-01-03 13:29:56] neki : The news arent that new. I think I heard about US military presence in Venezuela two weeks ago or something..
[2026-01-03 13:31:13] 45th_blown_account : yeah, that : alts pump , maybe institutions and states will start buying my XRP bags :kek:
[2026-01-03 13:34:39] Tfs : neki: not sure about markets, but this is HUGE and different. The equivalent of china camping on Taiwan but not actually attacking. USA has attacked. IT's more about the precedent for all other nations. Hard to be anti Russian vs Ukraine when USA have done the exact same thing
[2026-01-03 13:50:37] Doktor NONONO : Welcome Bulltardia fellas
[2026-01-03 13:52:02] neki : Tfs: Well yes, you are right. However it is hard for any of us to really take side in any of those matters, since we are not privy to truth behind the curtains anyhow. So RU vs. UKR, so many versions of truth. US vs VEN, also so many versions of truth. Fact is, Murica is big, Murica is armed, Murica will shoot. But so will Russia, India, Korea. None of us is safe anymore I think. Or maybe we are the safest we've ever been as a civilisation.
[2026-01-03 13:52:16] neki : sry for turning this abit philosophical :D
[2026-01-03 13:52:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 70 DOGE @ 0.14288 ($9.99)
[2026-01-03 14:00:13] neki : I wonder how oil markets will open with this in mind
[2026-01-03 14:05:57] Doktor NONONO : neki: Oil gona rally too
[2026-01-03 14:08:40] Doktor NONONO : $140+
[2026-01-03 14:09:58] neki : Doktor NONONO: huh well see.. I just wonder about the open Gap.. Damn how they fkked me In 2020 april with negative futures. Havent traded oil ever since :D
[2026-01-03 14:11:46] neki : oke Bitcoin - ready to wick the wicked into the weekend? Lets see the fireworks intom 92 today
[2026-01-03 14:12:17] Mr. JB : Short 89960
[2026-01-03 14:13:26] neki : Long at 90150
[2026-01-03 14:14:06] neki : spot lomg
[2026-01-03 14:15:40] Doktor NONONO : Mr. JB: RIP
[2026-01-03 14:15:44] neki : futures different story from89031.
[2026-01-03 14:16:39] Doktor NONONO : We already had the bulltrap today
[2026-01-03 14:17:15] Doktor NONONO : Ber HnS invalidated obove 90K
[2026-01-03 14:17:55] Doktor NONONO : Numba going hunting
[2026-01-03 14:18:17] Doktor NONONO : Wants bear navel
[2026-01-03 14:18:44] Doktor NONONO : 15 mins max
[2026-01-03 14:19:27] Doktor NONONO : Sip your sippy cups Bera. I've tried my best to warn you
[2026-01-03 14:19:38] Doktor NONONO : This is your fault
[2026-01-03 14:19:49] Doktor NONONO : You and your lazy eye
[2026-01-03 14:22:28] Doktor NONONO : 90500 will be new floor soon
[2026-01-03 14:22:44] Doktor NONONO : Raising stops is DUMB
[2026-01-03 14:23:03] Doktor NONONO : Numba is coming for you all!
[2026-01-03 14:24:22] Doktor NONONO : Hibernation only salvation
[2026-01-03 14:24:33] Doktor NONONO : Much better than sippy cup
[2026-01-03 14:25:05] Doktor NONONO : Put sippy cup away
[2026-01-03 14:25:18] Doktor NONONO : And go sleep
[2026-01-03 14:26:12] Doktor NONONO : Thula Wena Bera
[2026-01-03 14:26:32] Doktor NONONO : (Zulu for shush)
[2026-01-03 14:27:14] Werner : **facts**
[2026-01-03 14:27:30] Doktor NONONO : Werner: 💚
[2026-01-03 14:27:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 28 Cont @ 2.0165 ($1,018.39)
[2026-01-03 14:28:50] Werner : RonnieREKT: kill em ronn !
[2026-01-03 14:28:51] Doktor NONONO : Too soon Ronnie
[2026-01-03 14:31:10] Doktor NONONO : *Click
[2026-01-03 14:31:57] Doktor NONONO : (Ronnie reload)
[2026-01-03 14:33:46] Andy RSA : Doktor NONONO: Why would you use Zulu
[2026-01-03 14:33:58] Doktor NONONO : I'm south africa
[2026-01-03 14:34:07] Doktor NONONO : Durban
[2026-01-03 14:34:23] Doktor NONONO : Zulu more spoken here than any other
[2026-01-03 14:34:37] Andy RSA : Explains
[2026-01-03 14:34:47] Doktor NONONO : thought it might
[2026-01-03 14:34:54] Doktor NONONO : thanks for asking!
[2026-01-03 14:34:59] Andy RSA : awe
[2026-01-03 14:36:38] Andy RSA : Doktor NONONO: there used to be a couple of us from SA on here but most have faded
[2026-01-03 14:36:50] Doktor NONONO : Andy RSA: I'm gona go watch Stormers vs Bulls just now at th pub down the road
[2026-01-03 14:37:16] Doktor NONONO : I saw SteveS! He is Bullish!
[2026-01-03 14:37:25] Andy RSA : Enjoy bro. I am at work in Turkey
[2026-01-03 14:37:27] Doktor NONONO : What did you do to him!
[2026-01-03 14:37:55] Andy RSA : Steve bullish
[2026-01-03 14:38:04] Andy RSA : Lol
[2026-01-03 14:38:17] Doktor NONONO : Almost couldn't believe it mysleef
[2026-01-03 14:38:35] Doktor NONONO : He been barish since 3K
[2026-01-03 14:38:44] Andy RSA : Chat later
[2026-01-03 14:38:50] Doktor NONONO : ciao
[2026-01-03 14:41:25] neki : this dude should be at 92500 in no tiomeđ
[2026-01-03 14:41:34] neki : in no time*
[2026-01-03 14:41:47] Doktor NONONO : neki: Just clearing a few pdgeons off the runway
[2026-01-03 14:42:26] Doktor NONONO : Ronnie had to reload, he came too soon
[2026-01-03 14:43:15] Doktor NONONO : pidgeons in Ronni Sight
[2026-01-03 14:43:51] neki : yeah I'd hope so... Been underwater since 13th december. underwater on spot long. But also underwater on futures long, offset with short hedge tho. Fkkin Poloniex wont let me hedge fully due to contract size limits
[2026-01-03 14:44:26] neki : 90kek is my allaround breakeven point though
[2026-01-03 14:44:46] Doktor NONONO : Well, welcome to a better world
[2026-01-03 14:45:34] neki : with all the shit that went on during december, amde for some palms sweaty nights, and totaly uneventful 31st december. (which I thought would park me at 93 at last). U know, food for familiae
[2026-01-03 14:45:55] neki : Doktor NONONO: heh, yes It would finally seem so
[2026-01-03 14:46:01] Doktor NONONO : Lotsa Ramen in the future
[2026-01-03 14:46:07] ShortMyPants : short short short
[2026-01-03 14:46:23] Doktor NONONO : ShortMyPants: We needed the bera
[2026-01-03 14:46:26] ShortMyPants : sell the undip
[2026-01-03 14:46:27] Doktor NONONO : Any bera
[2026-01-03 14:46:44] ShortMyPants : shorting since 15k
[2026-01-03 14:46:50] ShortMyPants : never lose hope
[2026-01-03 14:46:57] Doktor NONONO : Never sir
[2026-01-03 14:47:06] ShortMyPants : 💪
[2026-01-03 14:47:39] ShortMyPants : I mean I shorted 15k after covid, bad idea
[2026-01-03 14:47:43] ShortMyPants : now yes
[2026-01-03 14:47:59] Doktor NONONO : I understand you don't have to explain how dumb you are
[2026-01-03 14:48:22] Doktor NONONO : Sorry not sorry
[2026-01-03 14:48:30] ShortMyPants : ahahahaha
[2026-01-03 14:48:52] neki : Short is good, you get positive funding. Fekk 1000% gain with appreciation when u have positive funding
[2026-01-03 14:48:52] ShortMyPants : born like this💪
[2026-01-03 14:49:12] Doktor NONONO : Bless ye
[2026-01-03 14:49:24] ShortMyPants : yeah I'm geting like 3$ daily fck yeah
[2026-01-03 14:49:33] Doktor NONONO : Bera has been scarc etoday
[2026-01-03 14:49:34] neki : ShortMyPants: yolo!
[2026-01-03 14:49:49] Doktor NONONO : neki: 😆
[2026-01-03 14:49:54] ShortMyPants : no more dry ramen, now with soup
[2026-01-03 14:50:11] Doktor NONONO : and water for the owder!
[2026-01-03 14:50:18] Doktor NONONO : *powder
[2026-01-03 14:50:24] ShortMyPants : bears only here when dumping
[2026-01-03 14:50:34] ShortMyPants : hiding now
[2026-01-03 14:50:38] Doktor NONONO : Ohg is that waht's happening
[2026-01-03 14:50:50] ShortMyPants : no I mean other bears
[2026-01-03 14:51:00] Doktor NONONO : Thre are others?
[2026-01-03 14:51:05] ShortMyPants : i'm here when pumping
[2026-01-03 14:51:10] Doktor NONONO : Heh
[2026-01-03 14:51:14] ShortMyPants : hibernating as someone said
[2026-01-03 14:51:22] ShortMyPants : they don't help
[2026-01-03 14:51:24] Doktor NONONO : Thank you for your sacrifice
[2026-01-03 14:51:40] ShortMyPants : is for you bulls
[2026-01-03 14:51:47] Doktor NONONO : Honourable Bera
[2026-01-03 14:51:49] ShortMyPants : take my money
[2026-01-03 14:51:54] Doktor NONONO : Ok
[2026-01-03 14:52:00] ShortMyPants : I'll take your funding👽
[2026-01-03 14:52:17] Doktor NONONO : Happy to pay funding
[2026-01-03 14:52:18] ShortMyPants : naah it's a joke
[2026-01-03 14:52:23] Doktor NONONO : Swet deal
[2026-01-03 14:52:25] ShortMyPants : good luck bulls
[2026-01-03 14:52:36] ShortMyPants : that was just new year joke
[2026-01-03 14:52:43] ShortMyPants : next 50k
[2026-01-03 14:53:06] ShortMyPants : small undump and moon again
[2026-01-03 14:53:11] ShortMyPants : not so easy
[2026-01-03 14:53:54] ShortMyPants : but respect+
[2026-01-03 14:55:28] ShortMyPants : look at the sky full moon today
[2026-01-03 14:55:41] ShortMyPants : that's bearish sign
[2026-01-03 14:57:15] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-01-03 14:57:55] Doktor NONONO : ShortMyPants: not in Bullmarket
[2026-01-03 14:57:59] ShortMyPants : but true no more beras here, they're holding their anus as they don't hold their positions
[2026-01-03 14:58:19] ShortMyPants : Doktor NONONO: fool moon is always fool
[2026-01-03 14:58:19] PeacenLuv : lomgstops uo 89888
[2026-01-03 14:58:31] ShortMyPants : but bullmarket ended sir
[2026-01-03 14:58:49] ShortMyPants : few months ago
[2026-01-03 14:59:18] ShortMyPants : you need to adapt to new times and new moons
[2026-01-03 14:59:20] Doktor NONONO : IT started again NEw Yer day
[2026-01-03 14:59:32] ShortMyPants : I was bull yesterday, then it topped
[2026-01-03 14:59:34] Doktor NONONO : Too obvious i know
[2026-01-03 14:59:46] ShortMyPants : yeah that's new years joke
[2026-01-03 14:59:47] Doktor NONONO : It berish below 89500 now
[2026-01-03 14:59:55] ShortMyPants : too good to be true
[2026-01-03 15:00:04] Doktor NONONO : That's why it's true
[2026-01-03 15:00:07] ShortMyPants : idk
[2026-01-03 15:00:10] ShortMyPants : just be safe
[2026-01-03 15:00:18] Doktor NONONO : +++
[2026-01-03 15:00:26] Doktor NONONO : Still alive here
[2026-01-03 15:00:30] ShortMyPants : no more than x100 leverage
[2026-01-03 15:00:41] Doktor NONONO : ShortMyPants: Cross lev no SL
[2026-01-03 15:00:56] ShortMyPants : Doktor NONONO: that's the warriors way
[2026-01-03 15:00:56] al guul : Colombian marching powder will hike in price now that Maduro is in the slammer
[2026-01-03 15:01:15] neki : this is beyond retarded with history... anyone has any good suggestions for POloniex trade data. I got 416 rows of csv, which get fkked in both Excel and googleSheets, and also get fkked in PowerBI.
[2026-01-03 15:01:18] ShortMyPants : Doktor NONONO: hedging?
[2026-01-03 15:01:19] Doktor NONONO : al guul: Al GUUUUL
[2026-01-03 15:01:31] Doktor NONONO : ShortMyPants: no.
[2026-01-03 15:01:38] Doktor NONONO : Stops in profit
[2026-01-03 15:01:42] Doktor NONONO : on long
[2026-01-03 15:01:58] ShortMyPants : you said no sl
[2026-01-03 15:02:08] Doktor NONONO : IF my stop gets taken i won't b looking to relong
[2026-01-03 15:02:09] ShortMyPants : that's not warriors way
[2026-01-03 15:02:43] Doktor NONONO : IT is now
[2026-01-03 15:02:59] PeacenLuv : 😃 @al guul schitt
[2026-01-03 15:03:06] ShortMyPants : well my lq is at 600k wish me luck
[2026-01-03 15:03:12] PeacenLuv : thatz badd
[2026-01-03 15:03:35] PeacenLuv : let it snow colombia
[2026-01-03 15:03:43] al guul : Doktor NONONO: @PeacenLuv It's the hard truth good sers
[2026-01-03 15:03:46] ShortMyPants : that shit just goes up and down no danger for anyone
[2026-01-03 15:03:54] Doktor NONONO : ShortMyPants: best of luck ser
[2026-01-03 15:03:56] PeacenLuv : 😆😆 @al guul
[2026-01-03 15:04:09] ShortMyPants : thanks mate same for you
[2026-01-03 15:05:32] PeacenLuv : no stops on longs lezgohh btc
[2026-01-03 15:05:44] Doktor NONONO : PeacenLuv: +1
[2026-01-03 15:06:04] PeacenLuv : best way to not get stopped put remove them
[2026-01-03 15:06:16] ShortMyPants : hey how to unmute someone?
[2026-01-03 15:06:32] PeacenLuv : bring mow munnee loserz pleez
[2026-01-03 15:06:33] ShortMyPants : I want to know what peacenluv says ahaha
[2026-01-03 15:06:45] ShortMyPants : no better like this thanks
[2026-01-03 15:09:21] al guul : 91 EOD :btc:
[2026-01-03 15:11:04] Doktor NONONO : al guul: ++
[2026-01-03 15:11:39] al guul : Doktor NONONO: +1 back ser
[2026-01-03 15:13:19] ShortMyPants : 85 eow
[2026-01-03 15:13:34] ShortMyPants : well good night gentleman
[2026-01-03 15:14:48] Doktor NONONO : Bula need to shut hatch behind for goods. Bula covering tracks here
[2026-01-03 15:19:25] Doktor NONONO : right on button. https://i.postimg.cc/PfMrBsqz/XBTUSD-2026-01-03-17-18-44.png
[2026-01-03 15:20:29] Doktor NONONO : So far so good
[2026-01-03 15:21:00] neki : ok the "dump" is complete
[2026-01-03 15:21:35] neki : well played bera, scared me hugely, this 90145 to 89919
[2026-01-03 15:21:39] Doktor NONONO : No more sippy cup for Bera
[2026-01-03 15:22:08] PeacenLuv : 😯😛incoming pump btc
[2026-01-03 15:22:33] neki : Doktor NONONO: Sir may I ask, what do u use to track transactions? Api export?
[2026-01-03 15:27:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 46920 DOGE @ 0.14276 ($6,693.79) - Check your inbox
[2026-01-03 15:30:39] Doktor NONONO : com now Ronnie more pidgons
[2026-01-03 15:31:46] PeacenLuv : lowered longstops 89844 pumpittup btc
[2026-01-03 15:32:36] PeacenLuv : 250x long the 6hr tf now im showing off
[2026-01-03 15:33:18] PeacenLuv : 89970 long entry btc lezgohh
[2026-01-03 15:33:36] Mr. JB : Short it white you still can
[2026-01-03 15:33:39] Mr. JB : White
[2026-01-03 15:33:44] Mr. JB : While
[2026-01-03 15:33:57] PeacenLuv : mostof yu r prolly capable
[2026-01-03 15:34:11] GoldFish79 : this tradewill work write
[2026-01-03 15:34:24] PeacenLuv : 6hr bullflag on pole bully btc
[2026-01-03 15:34:28] GoldFish79 : right?n
[2026-01-03 15:34:41] PeacenLuv : big pole she said
[2026-01-03 15:42:39] Doktor NONONO : GoldFish79: Unlikely ser
[2026-01-03 15:43:34] Doktor NONONO : At least you find out soon
[2026-01-03 15:46:38] GoldFish79 : Doktor NONONO: this time iz different ser
[2026-01-03 15:49:51] Doktor NONONO : Am off to pub. Beee safu
[2026-01-03 15:53:47] Doktor NONONO : Will probably miss this pump bula don't fkekkid this up!
[2026-01-03 15:54:52] PeacenLuv : longittup btc lezgohh
[2026-01-03 15:55:03] Doktor NONONO : Scamiwick risks to 89500, Any numba under that Buls are ded