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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2025-12-03 07:55:14] Pez : BitMEX_Hans: I think we all know who the best is
[2025-12-03 07:55:17] Pez : It's me
[2025-12-03 07:55:45] BitMEX_Hans : I called Vanguard, they said we're going to the fckn moon
[2025-12-03 07:55:54] HotDogs : BitMEX_Hans: wen BMEX DTF
[2025-12-03 07:56:25] BitMEX_Hans : :pepe:
[2025-12-03 07:56:53] BitMEX_Hans : Pez: so up or down, or both? :rollercoaster:
[2025-12-03 07:57:25] Pez : BitMEX_Hans: just pick the right direction. It's not hard
[2025-12-03 07:57:56] Pez : 250x leverage, full account balance the right way
[2025-12-03 07:58:17] Pez : Tbh I don't understand why everyone isn't doing this one simple trick
[2025-12-03 07:58:18] REKTakaMagicTric : BitMEX_Hans: btw is there other platforms where u link ur bitmex account for example to metatrade or smthing where fast trades would be easier.. for scalping for example.. or only "here" :G
[2025-12-03 07:58:58] Mr. JB : Cmon guys 93 is support from now
[2025-12-03 07:59:12] Mr. JB : Buy this were 10 k higher in a few hours.
[2025-12-03 07:59:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 98 Cont @ 141.87 ($1,293.10)
[2025-12-03 08:02:50] BitMEX_Hans : REKTakaMagicTric: hmm you could use Tealstreet.io for example. One of our partners. They're free to use and their GUI is really nice
[2025-12-03 08:07:26] Mr. JB : long it. last chance at this level
[2025-12-03 08:09:28] BitMEX_Hans : :bog:
[2025-12-03 08:09:56] 45th_blown_account : :bog:
[2025-12-03 08:10:03] Mr. JB : 128k inc :-P
[2025-12-03 08:10:07] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: https://ac.com.au/upload/sp/bavarian-pepe.jpg
[2025-12-03 08:10:07] Nullo : :bog:
[2025-12-03 08:10:24] BitMEX_Hans : bluemaster: hehe
[2025-12-03 08:10:51] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: that is now your official image
[2025-12-03 08:11:56] Mr. JB : never below 93 again
[2025-12-03 08:12:10] Mr. JB : NEVER! :-D
[2025-12-03 08:12:13] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: wrong
[2025-12-03 08:17:28] REKTakaMagicTric : ai said also : "Do not buy BMEX solely because of the burn mechanism. Buy it only if you believe in Arthur Hayes' vision and BitMEX's ability to innovate its way out of the regulatory quagmire. Otherwise, BNB's ecosystem moats offer a superior risk-reward ratio."
[2025-12-03 08:18:29] REKTakaMagicTric : BitMEX_Hans: oh thx gotta chek out this "https://www.tealstreet.io/" thing
[2025-12-03 08:19:50] REKTakaMagicTric : *tealstreet.io*
[2025-12-03 08:22:09] BMEXcheers : who are we to argue with AI
[2025-12-03 08:22:11] BMEXcheers : tbh
[2025-12-03 08:23:29] REKTakaMagicTric : nah i liked that tip only reason why i was about to buy bmex was that burning thing
[2025-12-03 08:31:50] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd where we going? 103 in a 4h candle! ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0005 XBT RPNL, 0.0009 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-12-03 08:41:48] OrangeBull : Once again I want to thanks all the bears :)
[2025-12-03 08:47:30] HotDogs : Mr. JB: nice pnl buddy
[2025-12-03 08:47:36] HotDogs : i tell you what you need
[2025-12-03 08:47:44] HotDogs : MOARRRR LEVERAGE
[2025-12-03 08:55:22] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: is https://www.bitmex.com/app/trading-performance updating on 00:00 UTC or some other time ?
[2025-12-03 08:58:27] BitMEX_Hans : bluemaster: yes it should be 00:00UTC.
[2025-12-03 08:59:03] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: thank you mate
[2025-12-03 08:59:55] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: Sir please be patient with bluemaster, the man is extremely old and his brain function has limitations.
[2025-12-03 09:00:40] SteveS. : Other body parts I have been told also has severe loss of function...
[2025-12-03 09:01:20] REKTakaMagicTric : ahh do you use same paid woman? how u get those rumors
[2025-12-03 09:01:38] REKTakaMagicTric : or did*
[2025-12-03 09:03:05] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: Married yet Hans? Cape Town is a great honeymoon destination... Let me know when you land in CT
[2025-12-03 09:05:35] BitMEX_Hans : sry buddy, I have many other places on my travel list right now. But indeed Cape Town is lovely
[2025-12-03 09:06:29] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: enjoy Hans enjoy
[2025-12-03 09:07:53] BitMEX_Hans : Is Vanguard market buying again today? Good time to get some longs in?
[2025-12-03 09:08:40] BitMEX_Hans : Any financial advisor present?
[2025-12-03 09:10:33] BlissRP : BitMEX_Hans: not a financial advisor but beras are fooked
[2025-12-03 09:10:37] BlissRP : :doge:
[2025-12-03 09:11:21] HotDogs : bluemaster: how do you use the trading performance? I think it should be useful for me but as far as I can see it just chows everything negative all the time
[2025-12-03 09:12:31] BitMEX_Hans : I rented a projector and flashed the BitMEX Legend video on the side of my building. My neighbors came out to complain, but then they saw what was playing and pulled up lawn chairs. The police were called, but when they arrived, they sat down and watched with us. The mayor declared a city holiday. We are all crying tears of joy. Thank you for this masterpiece.
[2025-12-03 09:12:50] bluemaster : HotDogs: just using python to pull out yearly results to my MySQl to have clear picture how I am trading
[2025-12-03 09:13:32] bluemaster : HotDogs: I only trade BTC and worls for me perfect
[2025-12-03 09:13:36] HotDogs : how do you pull yearly results?
[2025-12-03 09:13:47] HotDogs : oh using the export button?
[2025-12-03 09:13:51] bluemaster : HotDogs: Pyhton via API
[2025-12-03 09:13:59] HotDogs : interesting
[2025-12-03 09:15:21] bluemaster : HotDogs: I am doing same for futures using Python query 📡 Fetching BitMEX data... 📊 BitMEX Arbitrage Tracker Spot (XBTUSD): $92,931.50 Funding Rate (8h): 0.0003% Found 5 future(s) with expiry: /home/samh/bitmex/bitmex_arbitrage_alert.py:68: DeprecationWarning: datetime.datetime.utcnow() is deprecated and scheduled for removal in a future version. Use timezone-aware objects to represent datetimes in UTC: datetime.datetime.now(datetime.UTC). days_to_expiry = (expiry_date - datetime.utcnow()).days
[2025-12-03 09:15:35] bluemaster : 📅 XBTZ25 Futures Price : $92,972.50 Days to Expiry : 23 Gross APR : 0.70% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 0.70% 📅 XBTUSDTZ25 Futures Price : $90,963.50 Days to Expiry : 23 Gross APR : -33.61% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : -33.61% 📅 XBTF26 Futures Price : $93,645.00 Days to Expiry : 58 Gross APR : 4.83% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 4.83% 📅 XBTH26 Futures Price : $94,221.00 Days to Expiry : 114 Gross APR : 4.44% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 4.44% 📅 XBTM26 Futures Price : $95,514.00 Days to Expiry : 205 Gross APR : 4.95% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 4.95% ✅ No opportunities above 10.0% today. (jesse_env) root@s3:/home/samh/bitmex#
[2025-12-03 09:16:08] BlissRP : bluemaster: bro this is worse than peacenluv do you mind?
[2025-12-03 09:16:11] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2025-12-03 09:16:27] bluemaster : BlissRP: OK no more
[2025-12-03 09:21:18] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: 😂🥳
[2025-12-03 09:22:04] PeacenLuv : buying the dip btc longstops up 92666 lezgohh
[2025-12-03 09:22:24] PeacenLuv : fully bully btc
[2025-12-03 09:26:12] REKTakaMagicTric : damm converting electricity into hydrogen and hydrogen tanks cost fking sick amount.. i tought i can easy cut of myself from electricity with solarpanels and heat myself in winter times with hydrogen.. it gonna pay of in 60 year dang, hope i can live so much more
[2025-12-03 09:29:46] Gandalf the Grey : Muh 93k
[2025-12-03 09:29:48] Gandalf the Grey : Muh pumpy
[2025-12-03 09:29:50] Gandalf the Grey : OMG
[2025-12-03 09:33:56] BitMEX_Hans : REKTakaMagicTric: 60 years, not bad. It will take me my entire life to be back at break even
[2025-12-03 09:45:49] bluemaster : https://x.com/JustKimfromoz/status/1996131782887182396
[2025-12-03 09:47:28] Gandalf the Grey : BitMEX_Hans: Just 100x long here
[2025-12-03 09:55:21] BitMEX_Hans : Gandalf the Grey: thanks, will do!
[2025-12-03 10:10:18] BitMEX_James : [Live Trading Masterclass] To celebrate our 11-year anniversary, join us for an exclusive trading livestream featuring Mufa! :round_pushpin: BitMEX Youtube :date: 4 December at 16:00 PM UTC :gift: 10,000 BMEX Giveaway
[2025-12-03 10:11:42] Werner : Wernings !!!
[2025-12-03 10:11:49] Werner : I see dead bears !
[2025-12-03 10:11:51] Werner : 🐻
[2025-12-03 10:15:45] Gandalf the Grey : 93k is a new friend
[2025-12-03 10:15:50] Gandalf the Grey : it was hard to get
[2025-12-03 10:15:56] Gandalf the Grey : but now the bitch is loyal
[2025-12-03 10:16:05] contract details : why no 150k?
[2025-12-03 10:16:10] contract details : how am i supposed to profit?
[2025-12-03 10:19:16] BlissRP : contract details: wen moon
[2025-12-03 10:19:53] Gandalf the Grey : Lets start by taking 95k
[2025-12-03 10:19:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ENAUSDT`: Buy 4800 ENA @ 0.2774 ($1,331.52)
[2025-12-03 10:20:01] Gandalf the Grey : step by step
[2025-12-03 10:22:09] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100,000 USD @ 93181.0134 ```
[2025-12-03 10:22:12] Gandalf the Grey : I swear no fomo
[2025-12-03 10:22:36] Gandalf the Grey : 95k was promised by Ooga Booga
[2025-12-03 10:27:23] Mr. JB : Ong no 5 in roi leaderboard
[2025-12-03 10:27:30] Mr. JB : Omg* hehe
[2025-12-03 10:27:40] Gandalf the Grey : send it bro
[2025-12-03 10:27:48] Gandalf the Grey : nice recovery!
[2025-12-03 10:32:45] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/c2gM9ViY/
[2025-12-03 10:32:51] Luke Short : What if it's true
[2025-12-03 10:37:22] al guul : Werner: they where notified multiple times by multiple sources good ser. Up Only 🚀
[2025-12-03 10:38:07] Gandalf the Grey : damn
[2025-12-03 10:38:10] Gandalf the Grey : rip
[2025-12-03 10:39:04] Mr. JB : Starting to look like a short
[2025-12-03 10:39:29] WinstonChurchill : Screenshot this!
[2025-12-03 10:39:30] WinstonChurchill : We will never see 100k again
[2025-12-03 10:40:17] Mr. JB : We might be able to long 91k on US open
[2025-12-03 10:40:17] WinstonChurchill : Gandalf the Grey: rekt
[2025-12-03 10:40:27] Gandalf the Grey : I knooooow
[2025-12-03 10:40:30] Gandalf the Grey : I am go cry
[2025-12-03 10:40:31] WinstonChurchill : Gandalf the Grey: +1
[2025-12-03 10:41:35] Mr. JB : Moon or doom now!
[2025-12-03 10:41:44] Mr. JB : Think bulls will catch it here again
[2025-12-03 10:47:14] Mr. JB : Long now
[2025-12-03 10:47:17] Gandalf the Grey : Inshallah
[2025-12-03 10:47:24] Mr. JB : Moon it sirs!
[2025-12-03 10:47:28] Mr. JB : 103k inc
[2025-12-03 10:47:37] Mr. JB : WinstonChurchill: 103 sir EOD
[2025-12-03 10:54:51] Gandalf the Grey : that would be too much matcha
[2025-12-03 10:55:01] Gandalf the Grey : would make over 10k usd on that lol
[2025-12-03 10:56:32] dexswap : /pnl xrpusd ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: 0.1931 XBT RPNL, 0.0003 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-12-03 10:56:46] dexswap : i cant believe im giving ANOTHER opportunuy to short at 2.2 again
[2025-12-03 10:56:48] dexswap : im so lucky
[2025-12-03 10:56:59] dexswap : i've done this 3 times already in past 30 days LOL
[2025-12-03 10:57:04] dexswap : free moneu
[2025-12-03 10:57:21] Gandalf the Grey : it is all good till the bitch goes to 3 lmao
[2025-12-03 10:57:35] dexswap : ye then i ded
[2025-12-03 10:57:39] dexswap : but i dont believe it can
[2025-12-03 10:57:42] dexswap : bear market
[2025-12-03 10:58:24] GandalfThePurple : mashalla my brotha
[2025-12-03 10:58:26] GandalfThePurple : https://x.com/BladeoftheS/status/1995953546739810745
[2025-12-03 10:59:17] GandalfThePurple : I used to think this guy was annoying
[2025-12-03 10:59:26] GandalfThePurple : now it's stronger :arthur:
[2025-12-03 11:00:17] GandalfThePurple : where's michael burry, he shorted, he went bankrupt, now nobody talks about him
[2025-12-03 11:00:32] GandalfThePurple : pltr nvda shorters are ded lol
[2025-12-03 11:00:40] WinstonChurchill : 100k is history
[2025-12-03 11:00:43] WinstonChurchill : Accept it!
[2025-12-03 11:00:56] GandalfThePurple : quantum hack is coming
[2025-12-03 11:01:01] Benobi : ok this is a scmming day
[2025-12-03 11:01:03] GandalfThePurple : q-day is upon us
[2025-12-03 11:01:06] WinstonChurchill : Benobi: +1
[2025-12-03 11:01:47] GandalfThePurple : what scam ? it's going to moon ser
[2025-12-03 11:02:03] GandalfThePurple : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -9,000 USD @ 91716.1934 ```
[2025-12-03 11:02:25] Gandalf the Grey : Haha that is something I would pull off
[2025-12-03 11:02:32] Gandalf the Grey : You are like me that is good
[2025-12-03 11:02:42] Gandalf the Grey : no stop right
[2025-12-03 11:02:44] Gandalf the Grey : ahahaah
[2025-12-03 11:03:23] Mr. JB : Im going to ride it down to 91k next few hours. Longing 91k again
[2025-12-03 11:03:40] Gandalf the Grey : you think more down now?
[2025-12-03 11:06:49] Mr. JB : H&S to 91.4 but ultimate target is green rectangle crossing of trenlines exactly at US open> https://www.tradingview.com/x/1qpJ1S2B/ @Gandalf the Grey
[2025-12-03 11:07:28] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: I'm afraid to share position but if we go below 92.6, i will.
[2025-12-03 11:08:43] GandalfThePurple : trading livestream tomorrow ? featuring Mufa ? who the fk is mufa
[2025-12-03 11:08:54] GandalfThePurple : :arthur:
[2025-12-03 11:09:10] GandalfThePurple : James
[2025-12-03 11:09:17] GandalfThePurple : BitMEX_James
[2025-12-03 11:09:26] GandalfThePurple : whos mofo
[2025-12-03 11:09:32] GandalfThePurple : mufo*
[2025-12-03 11:10:23] Mr. JB : Whoops, its breaking dow
[2025-12-03 11:11:03] Mr. JB : Long 91 later guys.
[2025-12-03 11:12:00] GandalfThePurple : wheres the video that made Hans cry ?
[2025-12-03 11:12:43] Mr. JB : https://www.tradingview.com/x/PxxDpnq0/
[2025-12-03 11:13:00] GandalfThePurple : Mr. JB: I agree with the analysis ser
[2025-12-03 11:13:30] Mr. JB : GandalfThePurple: Now lets hope it plays out
[2025-12-03 11:14:55] Gandalf the Grey : bulls got this
[2025-12-03 11:15:19] Gandalf the Grey : eth strong also
[2025-12-03 11:17:16] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 120,000 USD @ 93104.6683 ```
[2025-12-03 11:17:17] Gandalf the Grey : added lol
[2025-12-03 11:17:20] Mr. JB : 92885 resistance rn
[2025-12-03 11:17:25] Mr. JB : Nee lower forst
[2025-12-03 11:17:36] Mr. JB : need lower first i mean
[2025-12-03 11:17:49] Gandalf the Grey : if 92k holds we gucci
[2025-12-03 11:17:52] Gandalf the Grey : imo
[2025-12-03 11:18:03] Mr. JB : 91 will hold
[2025-12-03 11:18:50] Mr. JB : 92544 is centerline of bully channel. Might hold also, but i think not
[2025-12-03 11:19:50] Mr. JB : Seel or short now if youre not short yet, or in a long
[2025-12-03 11:19:52] Gandalf the Grey : For me 92k must hold, ideally 92.5k
[2025-12-03 11:19:55] Gandalf the Grey : we will see
[2025-12-03 11:20:02] GandalfThePurple : this is making me cry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnU-EowVc8E
[2025-12-03 11:20:02] Gandalf the Grey : if it break I must wait for more strength to reenter
[2025-12-03 11:20:02] Mr. JB : Must be my call now.. sorry sir
[2025-12-03 11:20:14] GandalfThePurple : arthur is enjoying it all for us :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:20:27] Mr. JB : I might be wrong. Im wrong more often, but not past two days... :-P
[2025-12-03 11:20:42] GandalfThePurple : one gandalf shall win
[2025-12-03 11:20:49] Gandalf the Grey : yes
[2025-12-03 11:20:55] GandalfThePurple : i am gandalf, the bear
[2025-12-03 11:20:56] Gandalf the Grey : one of us will prevail
[2025-12-03 11:21:01] Gandalf the Grey : I am bull
[2025-12-03 11:21:02] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2025-12-03 11:21:03] GandalfThePurple : and you shall be the bull gandalf
[2025-12-03 11:21:06] GandalfThePurple : :arthur:
[2025-12-03 11:21:15] Mr. JB : If we dont go down now, my stop wil get hit and im out for now.
[2025-12-03 11:21:28] Gandalf the Grey : but if I lose I lose like 5k
[2025-12-03 11:21:35] Gandalf the Grey : you lose 200 lmao
[2025-12-03 11:21:37] GandalfThePurple : I lose hundred dorra
[2025-12-03 11:21:40] Gandalf the Grey : It is scaryyyyyy
[2025-12-03 11:21:49] Gandalf the Grey : I just need matcha
[2025-12-03 11:22:19] Mr. JB : If we do go down, ill go up in leaderboard.. :-P
[2025-12-03 11:22:23] GandalfThePurple : matcha for the other gandalf !
[2025-12-03 11:22:55] Gandalf the Grey : lost 1k yesterday cause refused to close short like a donkey
[2025-12-03 11:23:00] Gandalf the Grey : my signature move!
[2025-12-03 11:23:42] Mr. JB : OMG moment of truth
[2025-12-03 11:23:48] Gandalf the Grey : at least did not rekt the account lol
[2025-12-03 11:23:54] Gandalf the Grey : that is my second signature move
[2025-12-03 11:25:07] Mr. JB : If this going up then h&s is a wothleass piece of shit ta
[2025-12-03 11:25:46] Luke Short : @mr. hb your doing it wrong
[2025-12-03 11:25:52] GandalfThePurple : looks like frank made 5.5k
[2025-12-03 11:26:08] GandalfThePurple : I saw him lose 50k usd one day
[2025-12-03 11:26:18] GandalfThePurple : frankie doesn't give a fùck
[2025-12-03 11:27:16] GandalfThePurple : mr fúck-you-I'm-frank
[2025-12-03 11:27:38] Mr. JB : GandalfThePurple: Dont know him sir
[2025-12-03 11:27:42] GandalfThePurple : he throws bags of money at korean girls
[2025-12-03 11:28:47] Mr. JB : I'm scared. I deposited 50 bucks dec 1st. Dont want to lose my gains again. hehe
[2025-12-03 11:29:08] GandalfThePurple : trump is announcing an official declaration of war in 2 days
[2025-12-03 11:29:20] Mr. JB : GandalfThePurple: that good or bad for btc?
[2025-12-03 11:30:07] Gandalf the Grey : ETH is giving me good vibes
[2025-12-03 11:30:13] GandalfThePurple : I dont know ser, markets sometimes dont give a fúck
[2025-12-03 11:30:15] Mr. JB : 93 might be too strong resistance rn. Go lower first. Long 91 and close day @103l Cmon
[2025-12-03 11:30:16] GandalfThePurple : :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:30:44] GandalfThePurple : ze resistance blitzkrieg meine freunde !
[2025-12-03 11:31:08] Gandalf the Grey : euro pumping very hard
[2025-12-03 11:31:16] Gandalf the Grey : we smash 95k I am certain
[2025-12-03 11:32:09] GandalfThePurple : https://youtu.be/QnU-EowVc8E?t=64
[2025-12-03 11:33:06] GandalfThePurple : we need their @
[2025-12-03 11:33:34] bluemaster : https://x.com/CarlBMenger/status/1996150726041424375
[2025-12-03 11:33:43] Luke Short : 128k was a top because it's binary. just like 64k, 32k, 16k or 8k.. BTCs lows are a fucking IT-Joke and we are the clowns not getting it
[2025-12-03 11:33:49] Mr. JB : Now getting 4 small red 15m candles and then drop to 91.
[2025-12-03 11:33:58] Luke Short : *lows and highs
[2025-12-03 11:34:15] Gandalf the Grey : it not reached 128k
[2025-12-03 11:34:25] Gandalf the Grey : it will reach that when I short
[2025-12-03 11:34:27] GandalfThePurple : there's that girl at 1:54 with huuuuuuuuuge tits :arthur:
[2025-12-03 11:34:34] Gandalf the Grey : then no binary limit
[2025-12-03 11:34:41] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: haha sir lmao
[2025-12-03 11:35:16] Gandalf the Grey : Mr. JB: I am just happy I did not rekt the account yesterday haha
[2025-12-03 11:35:20] Luke Short : Gandalf the Grey: lmao, it's not THAT detailed.. wouldn't be possible to trade it exactly to 128.000
[2025-12-03 11:35:32] Luke Short : but roughly we were there
[2025-12-03 11:35:40] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Now be careful, listen to your own advise and get beack in the green.
[2025-12-03 11:35:49] Gandalf the Grey : I am in green
[2025-12-03 11:35:51] Mr. JB : I actually wanne be no1 on ROI :-P
[2025-12-03 11:36:01] Gandalf the Grey : I mean total
[2025-12-03 11:36:02] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Right, well done
[2025-12-03 11:36:05] Gandalf the Grey : not on current pos
[2025-12-03 11:36:10] Gandalf the Grey : that inshallah will go also
[2025-12-03 11:36:18] GandalfThePurple : Mr. JB: we making money soon, dont worry
[2025-12-03 11:36:25] GandalfThePurple : it's coming
[2025-12-03 11:36:30] Gandalf the Grey : nah
[2025-12-03 11:36:32] Luke Short : are we doing 64k or 32k now?
[2025-12-03 11:36:38] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Now i see. Saw you in red yesterday
[2025-12-03 11:36:40] Gandalf the Grey : 244
[2025-12-03 11:36:55] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: you are higher thean me on pnl
[2025-12-03 11:36:58] Gandalf the Grey : Mr. JB: 92.9k was rekt
[2025-12-03 11:37:02] Gandalf the Grey : switched at 91.2
[2025-12-03 11:37:25] Mr. JB : Long 91.2 in a few hours again... :-D
[2025-12-03 11:37:39] Gandalf the Grey : PNL calc is weird
[2025-12-03 11:37:46] Gandalf the Grey : I made more than that
[2025-12-03 11:37:55] Gandalf the Grey : strange
[2025-12-03 11:38:07] REKTakaMagicTric : dang, -500% roe, i think im not trader of this year
[2025-12-03 11:38:14] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: agreed, i think upnl also counts on leaderboard
[2025-12-03 11:38:35] Gandalf the Grey : It should be over 1k usd
[2025-12-03 11:39:26] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: you made money?
[2025-12-03 11:39:34] contract details : how does that work
[2025-12-03 11:39:35] Gandalf the Grey : every month I make money
[2025-12-03 11:39:36] contract details : can i make it too?
[2025-12-03 11:39:48] Gandalf the Grey : I just happen to lose it in one trade before the month ends
[2025-12-03 11:39:54] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2025-12-03 11:40:06] contract details : i hold for months pay fees and my pnl stays red
[2025-12-03 11:40:08] Gandalf the Grey : I just need risk management course lol
[2025-12-03 11:40:14] contract details : 4h looking like america will sell it all again
[2025-12-03 11:40:16] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:40:18] Gandalf the Grey : that is da way
[2025-12-03 11:40:35] Mr. JB : contract details: only a bit
[2025-12-03 11:40:53] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: i took a short and went to sleep woke up stopped, eth always scams me before panic dumping for no reason :arthur:
[2025-12-03 11:41:25] contract details : at least my sol long is in green for the third time in a month. Third time is a charm right guys ... right? :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:42:03] BlissRP : contract details: 160 inc :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:42:40] Luke Short : Gandalf the Grey: you're telling me this is a coincidence? https://www.tradingview.com/x/K41rYvOJ/
[2025-12-03 11:43:23] Gandalf the Grey : Luke Short: hmm that is cool
[2025-12-03 11:43:33] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah 255 then
[2025-12-03 11:43:38] Luke Short : you probably also believe the US was one the moon
[2025-12-03 11:43:57] Gandalf the Grey : we all were on moon
[2025-12-03 11:44:05] Luke Short : lmao get rekt
[2025-12-03 11:44:06] Mr. JB : 1/3 tp @91k
[2025-12-03 11:44:10] ninnk : Luke Short: great tv username :kek:
[2025-12-03 11:44:16] Gandalf the Grey : Luke Short: whyyyyy
[2025-12-03 11:44:20] Gandalf the Grey : wtf
[2025-12-03 11:44:22] Gandalf the Grey : be nice
[2025-12-03 11:44:30] Gandalf the Grey : or I turn you into chicken
[2025-12-03 11:44:47] Luke Short : Gandalf the Grey: please stay on the topic - crypto
[2025-12-03 11:45:22] Gandalf the Grey : be nice or I turn you into chicken and short ADA @Luke Short
[2025-12-03 11:45:28] Gandalf the Grey : better?
[2025-12-03 11:45:43] Luke Short : :D perfect
[2025-12-03 11:46:03] Gandalf the Grey : ahahaha
[2025-12-03 11:47:56] Luke Short : 😄if 80k counts like 8k... and 40k was a high or low several times as well...
[2025-12-03 11:48:00] Gandalf the Grey : I wanna see that person that always shorts 93k
[2025-12-03 11:48:00] Luke Short : we could turn
[2025-12-03 11:48:03] Gandalf the Grey : fucking always
[2025-12-03 11:48:20] Gandalf the Grey : Just wait for 95k
[2025-12-03 11:48:25] Gandalf the Grey : dumb shorter
[2025-12-03 11:48:36] Gandalf the Grey : anti matcha people
[2025-12-03 11:49:07] contract details : Luke Short: it's a coincidence
[2025-12-03 11:49:10] contract details : just like the rainbow chart
[2025-12-03 11:50:43] contract details : BlissRP: 260? one last time for the boys? delusion? :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:50:54] Luke Short : no it's ✨ magic 💫 i know it
[2025-12-03 11:51:02] contract details : 3d chart looks all kind of fun
[2025-12-03 11:51:25] Gandalf the Grey : Check eth
[2025-12-03 11:51:30] Gandalf the Grey : this will follow
[2025-12-03 11:54:27] contract details : follo the matcha
[2025-12-03 11:54:36] contract details : dont drink that kukicha stuff
[2025-12-03 11:54:53] BlissRP : contract details: lets run it
[2025-12-03 11:55:10] BlissRP : i still want 1 more scam down though, am i greedy?
[2025-12-03 11:55:15] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:55:39] contract details : no please
[2025-12-03 11:55:42] contract details : :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:55:52] Luke Short : that's what i wanted yesterday. the answer was yes and minus 2.5k usd
[2025-12-03 11:56:27] contract details : its moving 10% on 0 vol is orange man still alive? :pepe:
[2025-12-03 11:56:31] contract details : he's been quite
[2025-12-03 11:58:48] Luke Short : Tesla to 275-300 this year? anyone
[2025-12-03 12:00:02] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: eth going 3050 now
[2025-12-03 12:00:10] 45th_blown_account : :bog:
[2025-12-03 12:00:34] Gandalf the Grey : I would buy to 3020 or so
[2025-12-03 12:00:38] Gandalf the Grey : and see if it holds
[2025-12-03 12:00:49] Gandalf the Grey : Just have margin ahahah
[2025-12-03 12:00:55] Gandalf the Grey : no margin
[2025-12-03 12:01:13] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: im still in the process of creating margin, before i change trat
[2025-12-03 12:01:37] Gandalf the Grey : I just need to have a way to exit fast if I am wrong
[2025-12-03 12:01:49] Gandalf the Grey : If I let it go like 1.5 percent I dont wanna close
[2025-12-03 12:01:56] Gandalf the Grey : I must be more strict with this
[2025-12-03 12:02:08] Mr. JB : three hours to 91k
[2025-12-03 12:04:46] Gandalf the Grey : come on baby
[2025-12-03 12:04:50] Gandalf the Grey : make me matcha
[2025-12-03 12:07:01] Mr. JB : It fucking just stoppen my short out. you'll se we'll dump now
[2025-12-03 12:07:10] Gandalf the Grey : uh oh
[2025-12-03 12:07:13] contract details : classic
[2025-12-03 12:07:41] Gandalf the Grey : weird ass level this 93k
[2025-12-03 12:09:15] bluemaster : beras we always dump ,you should martingale more 😝
[2025-12-03 12:15:54] Mr. JB : this 5m dropping through 92600
[2025-12-03 12:17:43] Luke Short : lmao get rekt
[2025-12-03 12:20:59] Luke Short : bullrun to 131k confirmed - because it's 2^17
[2025-12-03 12:21:32] Gandalf the Grey : should have longed ETH
[2025-12-03 12:21:36] Gandalf the Grey : UGH
[2025-12-03 12:24:27] Luke Short : should have longed everything... and yesterday
[2025-12-03 12:24:34] Luke Short : now everyone else and their mother will long
[2025-12-03 12:25:28] Luke Short : no correction, because of that.. only up
[2025-12-03 12:25:30] Luke Short : up only
[2025-12-03 12:25:45] Luke Short : 🚀🚀🚀
[2025-12-03 12:26:37] Mr. JB : Luke Short: yes, on US session. They gonna get it down to 91k and then long it.
[2025-12-03 12:26:54] Mr. JB : 103 EOD
[2025-12-03 12:27:16] BitMEX_Hans : don't get trapped, don't get trapped, don't get trapped
[2025-12-03 12:27:42] Luke Short : i was born trapped, sry
[2025-12-03 12:27:48] Mr. JB : BitMEX_Hans: on 100x you cant get trapped.
[2025-12-03 12:28:07] Mr. JB : You're out before it moves too far in the wrong dorection.
[2025-12-03 12:28:34] Mr. JB : This is not a long guys
[2025-12-03 12:29:45] Luke Short : send it 🚀
[2025-12-03 12:32:45] BitMEX_Hans : Luke Short: oh
[2025-12-03 12:33:09] BitMEX_Hans : is that a joke in your country?
[2025-12-03 12:34:14] Luke Short : wdym? the "i was born trapped" or trolling people into longing the top?
[2025-12-03 12:35:31] BitMEX_Hans : Luke Short: the "i was born trapped". but all good, nevermind
[2025-12-03 12:35:40] Luke Short : Sir, we are probably from the same country... Hans?
[2025-12-03 12:35:56] BitMEX_Hans : Luke Short: close :kek:
[2025-12-03 12:36:25] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: wrong
[2025-12-03 12:37:28] BitMEX_Hans : Long everything! This is obviously as always non financial advice
[2025-12-03 12:39:09] Mr. JB : /orders xbtusd Ill long sir! @BitMEX_Hans ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Buy 51,000 USD @ 91005 ```
[2025-12-03 12:39:51] Luke Short : I've heared King Arthur is coming back. He wants revenge for the ZEC-Dump and is going all in long 100x in about 20 minutes
[2025-12-03 12:39:52] Luke Short : beware
[2025-12-03 12:40:08] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: I showed this to my 85-year-old grandma who has never touched a computer in her life. She started crying and said this is the most beautiful thing she has ever seen since her wedding day in 1956. She has now signed up at BitMEX. My entire lineage is grateful.
[2025-12-03 12:41:07] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: but you're right.. could be a good support level
[2025-12-03 12:41:08] Mr. JB : 😆😆😆 @BitMEX_Hans
[2025-12-03 12:41:10] Gandalf the Grey : wrf did I just read lol
[2025-12-03 12:41:27] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Hehe right, right?!
[2025-12-03 12:41:36] Gandalf the Grey : yall have some good stuff at the office eh
[2025-12-03 12:41:54] BitMEX_Hans : Gandalf the Grey: not enough!
[2025-12-03 12:42:15] Gandalf the Grey : I have Old Toby if needed
[2025-12-03 12:42:45] contract details : can we have lunch a bitmex hq?
[2025-12-03 12:44:28] PeacenLuv : 5min btc https://www.tradingview.com/x/cxXReRBk/
[2025-12-03 12:45:13] Werner : Lol
[2025-12-03 12:45:16] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/gWit1eTz/ theres a vbottom btc
[2025-12-03 12:45:51] Mr. JB : fucking crazy pa. Might just close browser and come back later this week to look what happened.
[2025-12-03 12:46:30] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/EQ3luJYI/ as shown 5min btc vbottom
[2025-12-03 12:46:43] Mr. JB : 91k in two hours. First 15m of US session brings us 91k to long 250x
[2025-12-03 12:46:45] Mr. JB : :-D
[2025-12-03 12:47:36] Mr. JB : After that jezeus candle to 95500 to start with
[2025-12-03 12:48:06] Luke Short : 92700 stronk
[2025-12-03 12:48:22] Mr. JB : https://www.tradingview.com/x/qi4cnJdJ/
[2025-12-03 12:48:40] Luke Short : SPX premarket going UP
[2025-12-03 12:49:02] Luke Short : Nadaq premarket going UP
[2025-12-03 12:49:20] Luke Short : Gold going UP
[2025-12-03 12:49:25] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: hey bud
[2025-12-03 12:50:08] BitMEX_Hans : come fly with me
[2025-12-03 12:50:11] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: mahalo sir hans !
[2025-12-03 12:50:22] Werner : Flying indeed sir mahalo !
[2025-12-03 12:50:36] Benobi : DOge pumped. Pepe pumped. Floki, WIF, SHIB and LINK...
[2025-12-03 12:50:39] Benobi : I MEAN
[2025-12-03 12:50:45] BitMEX_Hans : aloha, haven't seen the professor in a while. Is he in one of those camps again..
[2025-12-03 12:52:24] Gandalf the Grey : I think they stopped making those ser
[2025-12-03 12:52:52] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: indeed sir he’s training atm in the Himalayas with the monks sir, he shall return soon sir, and this time even more enlightened sir, mahalo !
[2025-12-03 12:54:22] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: oh that's what he does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZvFY6__qw
[2025-12-03 12:57:39] ninnk : Gandalf the Grey: LMAO
[2025-12-03 13:00:52] Erwinos : Nice new layout for the mobile app guys!!
[2025-12-03 13:01:26] Erwinos : Lets finish at 96k and short the bastard
[2025-12-03 13:01:31] Gandalf the Grey : Aesthetic REKT
[2025-12-03 13:01:38] Gandalf the Grey : Erwinos: You longo?
[2025-12-03 13:01:49] Erwinos : Yes
[2025-12-03 13:01:55] Gandalf the Grey : I also think long
[2025-12-03 13:02:04] Gandalf the Grey : So it is maybe short ahahaha
[2025-12-03 13:02:10] Erwinos : One dip 90k and than 96k
[2025-12-03 13:02:16] 45th_blown_account : BMEX green again :Doge:
[2025-12-03 13:03:32] contract details : we all long?
[2025-12-03 13:03:34] contract details : :pepe:
[2025-12-03 13:03:39] contract details : maybe we are geniuses
[2025-12-03 13:04:29] Gandalf the Grey : Well we hope it goes up
[2025-12-03 13:04:32] Gandalf the Grey : trend is like that now
[2025-12-03 13:04:36] Gandalf the Grey : if we hold support
[2025-12-03 13:07:43] PeacenLuv : im jumping the gun adding longs . i want a big load goijng up
[2025-12-03 13:07:48] Gandalf the Grey : I think 93k breakout traders gonna suicide soon
[2025-12-03 13:07:53] contract details : yes that must be it we are geniuses
[2025-12-03 13:07:54] Gandalf the Grey : How many rejections? 40?
[2025-12-03 13:08:03] PeacenLuv : bitcoin longs only
[2025-12-03 13:08:05] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: lol
[2025-12-03 13:08:27] PeacenLuv : n a lil sui suce . the juice
[2025-12-03 13:08:37] contract details : we got the tunnels
[2025-12-03 13:08:42] PeacenLuv : sui sauce .
[2025-12-03 13:09:12] PeacenLuv : lezvukinngohh cryptohh its werth the rizk
[2025-12-03 13:09:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 2.8800 ETH @ 3083.97 ($8,883.10) - Another soul claimed by the perpetual futures demon
[2025-12-03 13:09:52] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: It is much tougher, not just skying but endurance training, defying laws of the universe, extreme abstinence among other things sir, mahalo !
[2025-12-03 13:12:14] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 92913 . pumpin
[2025-12-03 13:13:16] PeacenLuv : wtf i saw a 91 yr old smokin dope at the bitcoin atm
[2025-12-03 13:13:40] PeacenLuv : thiz iz vukked city
[2025-12-03 13:14:10] PeacenLuv : y 91
[2025-12-03 13:14:39] PeacenLuv : i cudda had 100 children in 90
[2025-12-03 13:15:10] PeacenLuv : not funny
[2025-12-03 13:15:28] Gandalf the Grey : you mast bay lababa
[2025-12-03 13:16:02] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: 😳
[2025-12-03 13:16:06] Gandalf the Grey : OMG agaaaaain
[2025-12-03 13:16:08] Gandalf the Grey : Stop sell
[2025-12-03 13:16:17] Gandalf the Grey : I canot watch this
[2025-12-03 13:16:29] Gandalf the Grey : 450x times reject same level
[2025-12-03 13:16:30] BitMEX_Hans : wait for the us to open :kek:
[2025-12-03 13:17:05] Gandalf the Grey : 451x UGH
[2025-12-03 13:17:11] BitMEX_Hans : I have a feeling that SOL could have a good run..
[2025-12-03 13:17:17] PeacenLuv : jus beware peeps if they like yu they try to hire you
[2025-12-03 13:17:26] BitMEX_Hans : but it also recovered really good already.. same as ETH
[2025-12-03 13:17:42] PeacenLuv : yeah eth
[2025-12-03 13:17:42] Gandalf the Grey : I just want 96k
[2025-12-03 13:17:49] Gandalf the Grey : and matcha
[2025-12-03 13:18:00] PeacenLuv : ltc gewd too
[2025-12-03 13:18:37] PeacenLuv : ronnee n habds in dahouz tb this period
[2025-12-03 13:18:52] Gandalf the Grey : 452x
[2025-12-03 13:18:57] Gandalf the Grey : ugh
[2025-12-03 13:19:04] PeacenLuv : w weeners here
[2025-12-03 13:19:18] PeacenLuv : 3 winrz*
[2025-12-03 13:19:29] Gandalf the Grey : eth outpumped us
[2025-12-03 13:19:31] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: do you know today when US open? In 10 mins or 70 mins?
[2025-12-03 13:19:40] Gandalf the Grey : I never know
[2025-12-03 13:19:45] PeacenLuv : huee dewee n louie
[2025-12-03 13:19:52] Gandalf the Grey : We see according to candel
[2025-12-03 13:20:10] PeacenLuv : 😎😇👽
[2025-12-03 13:20:27] Gandalf the Grey : 453x
[2025-12-03 13:20:45] Mr. JB : Isnt your lev roght?
[2025-12-03 13:20:53] Mr. JB : What you spamming sir?
[2025-12-03 13:20:55] Gandalf the Grey : no it is 93k rejections
[2025-12-03 13:21:00] Gandalf the Grey : i count them
[2025-12-03 13:21:12] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2025-12-03 13:21:59] Gandalf the Grey : lmao I give up
[2025-12-03 13:22:02] PeacenLuv : aw far as ltc and eth i cant say donald trump is any better
[2025-12-03 13:22:02] Gandalf the Grey : I go outside
[2025-12-03 13:22:05] Gandalf the Grey : and chase hoes
[2025-12-03 13:22:09] Mr. JB : Hehe allright nice
[2025-12-03 13:22:09] Gandalf the Grey : or sth productive
[2025-12-03 13:22:26] PeacenLuv : if u attach a face to each
[2025-12-03 13:23:04] PeacenLuv : how many btc can we take
[2025-12-03 13:23:18] Mr. JB : Who knows when US open? In 7 mins, or 67 mins?
[2025-12-03 13:23:29] PeacenLuv : theyr the most valuabl ones
[2025-12-03 13:23:34] Mr. JB : Since were in wintertime im lost
[2025-12-03 13:24:41] PeacenLuv : 10k bmex at a nickel jamez . good
[2025-12-03 13:24:57] PeacenLuv : 1 bj
[2025-12-03 13:25:39] PeacenLuv : save it no bj longit btc . yur gewd tell yur mama
[2025-12-03 13:26:45] PeacenLuv : dudes this btc thing is goin up ward wtf put up yur dukez btc berrazez
[2025-12-03 13:27:27] PeacenLuv : is vukin usd feds humpday get vukinnn reeel
[2025-12-03 13:27:54] PeacenLuv : ya all got ballz to b here
[2025-12-03 13:28:12] PeacenLuv : mkt is wild bazikly
[2025-12-03 13:29:09] PeacenLuv : wats it take 2 trade crypto . ballz of steel
[2025-12-03 13:29:39] PeacenLuv : gentlee spoken
[2025-12-03 13:30:28] PeacenLuv : who is callin the shotz here
[2025-12-03 13:30:59] PeacenLuv : prolly rambohh
[2025-12-03 13:31:35] PeacenLuv : at their tea parteez n dutch dudez
[2025-12-03 13:31:52] PeacenLuv : 😁😁
[2025-12-03 13:32:13] PeacenLuv : the tulips in water peepz
[2025-12-03 13:32:44] PeacenLuv : far from dum i think
[2025-12-03 13:33:13] PeacenLuv : adding on 5min btc chart
[2025-12-03 13:33:28] PeacenLuv : after u
[2025-12-03 13:34:09] PeacenLuv : may hav figrd this schittout . not u guyz
[2025-12-03 13:34:56] PeacenLuv : peepz wanna kill but not b killed . i. try to relate to cryptohh
[2025-12-03 13:37:21] PeacenLuv : the higher yur promotion the bigger target u become
[2025-12-03 13:38:28] Gandalf the Grey : Bravo aleik
[2025-12-03 13:38:33] Gandalf the Grey : we move 100 usd
[2025-12-03 13:38:35] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2025-12-03 13:38:42] Gandalf the Grey : Now take 94k
[2025-12-03 13:38:45] Gandalf the Grey : pls
[2025-12-03 13:39:23] PeacenLuv : longstops up btc 93111 pumpittup lezgohh
[2025-12-03 13:42:01] PeacenLuv : horse racing mostly fast horse wins
[2025-12-03 13:42:04] Gandalf the Grey : Mr. JB: next hour is us open
[2025-12-03 13:42:05] Gandalf the Grey : I checked
[2025-12-03 13:42:06] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2025-12-03 13:42:19] Gandalf the Grey : 6.30pm UAE time
[2025-12-03 13:42:28] Gandalf the Grey : 5.30pm Saudi time
[2025-12-03 13:44:53] PeacenLuv : call it a breakout btc ynot