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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2025-12-03 06:36:41] moonkid : sol is trash, the whole ecosystem trash [2025-12-03 06:36:53] moonkid : btc and privacy coins only [2025-12-03 06:37:06] moonkid : rest is trash [2025-12-03 06:37:25] moonkid : time will tell mate, we just speculating ;) [2025-12-03 06:37:53] moonkid : you can be right and message me in few years saying "i told u so" [2025-12-03 06:37:54] triplecheese : Lol you btc maxis are so funny. I understand btc is what made you rich, but it has nothing special really. Instead, it has a lot of flaws that other coins can (try to) fix [2025-12-03 06:38:46] triplecheese : moonkid: I am super bullish on btc, no "told you so". Just saying btc is not for poor people, in 2025. [2025-12-03 06:39:21] moonkid : u buy fractional, u dont risk in ICP or fartcoin or doge and pray for alt season [2025-12-03 06:39:59] moonkid : this latest bullrun proved that, only btc pumped really, eth was disappointing and the rest are still waiting for their alt season [2025-12-03 06:40:26] triplecheese : moonkid: btc is a rich thing now. If you are poor you WILL HAVE TO delegate custody to others [2025-12-03 06:40:35] triplecheese : Or your utxos will be unusable [2025-12-03 06:40:59] triplecheese : It's not that bad right now but it will become that bad with price increasing. [2025-12-03 06:41:26] GiantOfThought : triplecheese: do you like pizza or how did u find urself (name) ? :D [2025-12-03 06:42:08] triplecheese : GiantOfThought: I like pizza and cheeseburgers (both with double cheese ofc) [2025-12-03 06:42:47] GiantOfThought : hehe nice, cheese here too [2025-12-03 06:43:43] GiantOfThought : do u use also cheesy stratiges? heh [2025-12-03 06:44:25] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd short scalp to flip long 90120 again soon. ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 93825.3535 ``` [2025-12-03 06:44:40] triplecheese : GiantOfThought: I managed to rekt myself in every possible way but I am sitting on a juicy $20 100x long that will make me all back :) [2025-12-03 06:45:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2300 USD @ 93205.1 [2025-12-03 06:46:11] HotDogs : Pez: super happy [2025-12-03 06:46:47] HotDogs : /pnl xbth26 ``` :bitmex: XBTH26: 2.6976 XBT RPNL, 19.3598 XBT UPNL ``` [2025-12-03 06:46:51] GiantOfThought : damm, im still sitting on shorts and still thinking add some more in next days [2025-12-03 06:48:57] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt that was good short hedge , shame cashed in almost all ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 102,138.66 USDT RPNL, 7,411.85 USDT UPNL ``` [2025-12-03 06:49:42] triplecheese : GiantOfThought: it is still bearish territory until the emas are recovered, but I am a perma bull and think this is a supercycle so I am longing [2025-12-03 06:56:32] bluemaster : use 6 h timeframe and you can see easy direction [2025-12-03 06:57:03] GiantOfThought : i like 4h candles [2025-12-03 06:57:25] bluemaster : GiantOfThought: Tesla say 3.6 adn 9 [2025-12-03 06:57:33] HotDogs : hows it going ballers [2025-12-03 06:57:37] HotDogs : /pnl xbth26 ``` :bitmex: XBTH26: 2.6976 XBT RPNL, 19.1707 XBT UPNL ``` [2025-12-03 06:58:25] bluemaster : HotDogs: show your xbtusd ,selling futures and buying perp works until futures go 10 kin a premium 😝 [2025-12-03 06:58:37] HotDogs : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -17,448,600 USD @ 101867.2263 ``` [2025-12-03 06:59:28] bluemaster : HotDogs: you are beyond help [2025-12-03 07:00:10] HotDogs : Im just annoyed they didn't invite me to be a bitmex legend [2025-12-03 07:00:17] HotDogs : congrats to you @bluemaster ser [2025-12-03 07:01:26] bluemaster : HotDogs, more space is left 3 days to go [2025-12-03 07:02:45] bluemaster : HotDogs: Thank you, , I am going old and slowing down ...no need to risk anymore [2025-12-03 07:03:57] HotDogs : Nice [2025-12-03 07:04:03] HotDogs : I've still got a billion dollars to make back [2025-12-03 07:04:50] bluemaster : HotDogs: is it for you or clients ? [2025-12-03 07:05:16] WinstonChurchill : HotDogs: +1000 [2025-12-03 07:05:53] GiantOfThought : bluemaster: didnt get that tesla joke, can u explane :D [2025-12-03 07:07:56] WinstonChurchill : wen moon? [2025-12-03 07:09:12] bluemaster : HotDogs: I have to give you a credit where is due , I will get hart attack with that size short on BItcoin . [2025-12-03 07:10:19] bluemaster : longs I don;t care [2025-12-03 07:11:27] BitMEX_Hans : gm, up or down? :rollercoaster: [2025-12-03 07:11:30] WinstonChurchill : bluemaster: -1 [2025-12-03 07:11:37] WinstonChurchill : BitMEX_Hans: DOWN ONLY ONLY DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [2025-12-03 07:11:55] BitMEX_Hans : WinstonChurchill: Thanks for contributing to the insurance fund. [2025-12-03 07:12:07] WinstonChurchill : BitMEX_Hans: +1 [2025-12-03 07:15:38] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: 😁 +1 [2025-12-03 07:16:27] HotDogs : BitMEX_Hans: +1 [2025-12-03 07:17:57] BitMEX_Hans : ah man, since I woke up prices are going down. Better to go back to bed. See ya [2025-12-03 07:20:17] Pez : BitMEX_Hans: this is your fault [2025-12-03 07:20:47] BitMEX_Hans : Do you also see the pinned message reappearing when reloading the page. Man I need to get rid of it [2025-12-03 07:21:09] bmagic : Only reason it pulls back before 94k is to send it to 98k [2025-12-03 07:21:10] BitMEX_Hans : Pez: that's what all people say 😓 [2025-12-03 07:22:01] BitMEX_Hans : 😴😴😴 run it back up mr market maker [2025-12-03 07:39:19] GiantOfThought : damm i actualy reched situation and cheked solana price over time..i think its sill overpriced like btc but also seems pretty legit price to buy for 5 year holds >_< my mind is trapped again.. slowly strating belive thaat we r not going dump thaat much anymore this year [2025-12-03 07:40:48] HotDogs : BitMEX_Hans: yes it keeps coming back for me too [2025-12-03 07:41:11] HotDogs : its very distracting, makes it hard for me to lose money when I have to keep clicking to kill that thing [2025-12-03 07:44:12] GiantOfThought : hah that message didn pop up this time, first time for last 2-3 days [2025-12-03 07:44:41] BitMEX_Hans : GiantOfThought: I did a magic trick [2025-12-03 07:46:13] GiantOfThought : BitMEX_Hans: can i have new name again "REKTakaMagicTric"? [2025-12-03 07:46:41] BitMEX_Hans : sure, why not [2025-12-03 07:47:14] BitMEX_Hans : REKTakaMagicTric: there you go [2025-12-03 07:47:18] REKTakaMagicTric : BitMEX_Hans: thx! allways so cool when admins join the chat [2025-12-03 07:47:38] BitMEX_Hans : I am just a troll with admin permission [2025-12-03 07:48:05] BitMEX_Hans : trolling since 2019 [2025-12-03 07:48:06] BitMEX_Hans : /since ``` :bitmex: BitMEX_Hans has been on BitMEX since May 6, 2019. ``` [2025-12-03 07:48:35] REKTakaMagicTric : seems u have good trolling then, hope it pays off [2025-12-03 07:49:32] BitMEX_Hans : REKTakaMagicTric: yeah buddy, how else can I get that lambo [2025-12-03 07:49:44] Mr. JB : 95450 inc [2025-12-03 07:50:29] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: are you a mentalist? [2025-12-03 07:50:38] REKTakaMagicTric : ye just copy trade best trades, or is it illegal for admins? u gotta trade on diff platform for that? [2025-12-03 07:50:42] Mr. JB : Why sir? [2025-12-03 07:51:01] Mr. JB : BitMEX_Hans: [2025-12-03 07:51:01] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: because I have the same target in mind [2025-12-03 07:52:00] Mr. JB : Allright, its just the first step though. Goin 103.2 on start US session [2025-12-03 07:52:42] BitMEX_Hans : REKTakaMagicTric: hah :D no chance doing that. I would not even know who's the best trader on the platform. [2025-12-03 07:52:58] BitMEX_Hans : Can the best trader pls create a copy leader account :kek: [2025-12-03 07:53:43] REKTakaMagicTric : ai said after long analysis bmex vs binance toke this basicly bitmex gonna die.. [2025-12-03 07:53:48] REKTakaMagicTric : BitMEX Token (BMEX): The token has the potential for a larger percentage upside than BNB, but only if BitMEX succeeds in reclaiming market share, for instance through stock perpetuals. If trading volume does not recover, a treasury burdened by the January 2025 regulatory fines and a shrinking user base could drive the token price into stagnation. BMEX will not rise simply because it is being burned; it will rise if BitMEX becomes relevant again. The burning mechanism merely amplifies this potential upside. [2025-12-03 07:54:39] HotDogs : BitMEX_Hans: you want to copy trade me? [2025-12-03 07:55:04] HotDogs : I will make BIG MONEY in the bera market starting tomrorow [2025-12-03 07:55:14] Pez : BitMEX_Hans: I think we all know who the best is [2025-12-03 07:55:17] Pez : It's me [2025-12-03 07:55:45] BitMEX_Hans : I called Vanguard, they said we're going to the fckn moon [2025-12-03 07:55:54] HotDogs : BitMEX_Hans: wen BMEX DTF [2025-12-03 07:56:25] BitMEX_Hans : :pepe: [2025-12-03 07:56:53] BitMEX_Hans : Pez: so up or down, or both? :rollercoaster: [2025-12-03 07:57:25] Pez : BitMEX_Hans: just pick the right direction. It's not hard [2025-12-03 07:57:56] Pez : 250x leverage, full account balance the right way [2025-12-03 07:58:17] Pez : Tbh I don't understand why everyone isn't doing this one simple trick [2025-12-03 07:58:18] REKTakaMagicTric : BitMEX_Hans: btw is there other platforms where u link ur bitmex account for example to metatrade or smthing where fast trades would be easier.. for scalping for example.. or only "here" :G [2025-12-03 07:58:58] Mr. JB : Cmon guys 93 is support from now [2025-12-03 07:59:12] Mr. JB : Buy this were 10 k higher in a few hours. [2025-12-03 07:59:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 98 Cont @ 141.87 ($1,293.10) [2025-12-03 08:02:50] BitMEX_Hans : REKTakaMagicTric: hmm you could use Tealstreet.io for example. One of our partners. They're free to use and their GUI is really nice [2025-12-03 08:07:26] Mr. JB : long it. last chance at this level [2025-12-03 08:09:28] BitMEX_Hans : :bog: [2025-12-03 08:09:56] 45th_blown_account : :bog: [2025-12-03 08:10:03] Mr. JB : 128k inc :-P [2025-12-03 08:10:07] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: https://ac.com.au/upload/sp/bavarian-pepe.jpg [2025-12-03 08:10:07] Nullo : :bog: [2025-12-03 08:10:24] BitMEX_Hans : bluemaster: hehe [2025-12-03 08:10:51] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: that is now your official image [2025-12-03 08:11:56] Mr. JB : never below 93 again [2025-12-03 08:12:10] Mr. JB : NEVER! :-D [2025-12-03 08:12:13] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: wrong [2025-12-03 08:17:28] REKTakaMagicTric : ai said also : "Do not buy BMEX solely because of the burn mechanism. Buy it only if you believe in Arthur Hayes' vision and BitMEX's ability to innovate its way out of the regulatory quagmire. Otherwise, BNB's ecosystem moats offer a superior risk-reward ratio." [2025-12-03 08:18:29] REKTakaMagicTric : BitMEX_Hans: oh thx gotta chek out this "https://www.tealstreet.io/" thing [2025-12-03 08:19:50] REKTakaMagicTric : *tealstreet.io* [2025-12-03 08:22:09] BMEXcheers : who are we to argue with AI [2025-12-03 08:22:11] BMEXcheers : tbh [2025-12-03 08:23:29] REKTakaMagicTric : nah i liked that tip only reason why i was about to buy bmex was that burning thing [2025-12-03 08:31:50] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd where we going? 103 in a 4h candle! ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0005 XBT RPNL, 0.0009 XBT UPNL ``` [2025-12-03 08:41:48] OrangeBull : Once again I want to thanks all the bears :) [2025-12-03 08:47:30] HotDogs : Mr. JB: nice pnl buddy [2025-12-03 08:47:36] HotDogs : i tell you what you need [2025-12-03 08:47:44] HotDogs : MOARRRR LEVERAGE [2025-12-03 08:55:22] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: is https://www.bitmex.com/app/trading-performance updating on 00:00 UTC or some other time ? [2025-12-03 08:58:27] BitMEX_Hans : bluemaster: yes it should be 00:00UTC. [2025-12-03 08:59:03] bluemaster : BitMEX_Hans: thank you mate [2025-12-03 08:59:55] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: Sir please be patient with bluemaster, the man is extremely old and his brain function has limitations. [2025-12-03 09:00:40] SteveS. : Other body parts I have been told also has severe loss of function... [2025-12-03 09:01:20] REKTakaMagicTric : ahh do you use same paid woman? how u get those rumors [2025-12-03 09:01:38] REKTakaMagicTric : or did* [2025-12-03 09:03:05] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: Married yet Hans? Cape Town is a great honeymoon destination... Let me know when you land in CT [2025-12-03 09:05:35] BitMEX_Hans : sry buddy, I have many other places on my travel list right now. But indeed Cape Town is lovely [2025-12-03 09:06:29] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: enjoy Hans enjoy [2025-12-03 09:07:53] BitMEX_Hans : Is Vanguard market buying again today? Good time to get some longs in? [2025-12-03 09:08:40] BitMEX_Hans : Any financial advisor present? [2025-12-03 09:10:33] BlissRP : BitMEX_Hans: not a financial advisor but beras are fooked [2025-12-03 09:10:37] BlissRP : :doge: [2025-12-03 09:11:21] HotDogs : bluemaster: how do you use the trading performance? I think it should be useful for me but as far as I can see it just chows everything negative all the time [2025-12-03 09:12:31] BitMEX_Hans : I rented a projector and flashed the BitMEX Legend video on the side of my building. My neighbors came out to complain, but then they saw what was playing and pulled up lawn chairs. The police were called, but when they arrived, they sat down and watched with us. The mayor declared a city holiday. We are all crying tears of joy. Thank you for this masterpiece. [2025-12-03 09:12:50] bluemaster : HotDogs: just using python to pull out yearly results to my MySQl to have clear picture how I am trading [2025-12-03 09:13:32] bluemaster : HotDogs: I only trade BTC and worls for me perfect [2025-12-03 09:13:36] HotDogs : how do you pull yearly results? [2025-12-03 09:13:47] HotDogs : oh using the export button? [2025-12-03 09:13:51] bluemaster : HotDogs: Pyhton via API [2025-12-03 09:13:59] HotDogs : interesting [2025-12-03 09:15:21] bluemaster : HotDogs: I am doing same for futures using Python query 📡 Fetching BitMEX data... 📊 BitMEX Arbitrage Tracker Spot (XBTUSD): $92,931.50 Funding Rate (8h): 0.0003% Found 5 future(s) with expiry: /home/samh/bitmex/bitmex_arbitrage_alert.py:68: DeprecationWarning: datetime.datetime.utcnow() is deprecated and scheduled for removal in a future version. Use timezone-aware objects to represent datetimes in UTC: datetime.datetime.now(datetime.UTC). days_to_expiry = (expiry_date - datetime.utcnow()).days [2025-12-03 09:15:35] bluemaster : 📅 XBTZ25 Futures Price : $92,972.50 Days to Expiry : 23 Gross APR : 0.70% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 0.70% 📅 XBTUSDTZ25 Futures Price : $90,963.50 Days to Expiry : 23 Gross APR : -33.61% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : -33.61% 📅 XBTF26 Futures Price : $93,645.00 Days to Expiry : 58 Gross APR : 4.83% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 4.83% 📅 XBTH26 Futures Price : $94,221.00 Days to Expiry : 114 Gross APR : 4.44% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 4.44% 📅 XBTM26 Futures Price : $95,514.00 Days to Expiry : 205 Gross APR : 4.95% Est. Funding Cost : 0.00% Net APR : 4.95% ✅ No opportunities above 10.0% today. (jesse_env) root@s3:/home/samh/bitmex# [2025-12-03 09:16:08] BlissRP : bluemaster: bro this is worse than peacenluv do you mind? [2025-12-03 09:16:11] BlissRP : :arthur: [2025-12-03 09:16:27] bluemaster : BlissRP: OK no more [2025-12-03 09:21:18] SteveS. : BitMEX_Hans: 😂🥳 [2025-12-03 09:22:04] PeacenLuv : buying the dip btc longstops up 92666 lezgohh [2025-12-03 09:22:24] PeacenLuv : fully bully btc [2025-12-03 09:26:12] REKTakaMagicTric : damm converting electricity into hydrogen and hydrogen tanks cost fking sick amount.. i tought i can easy cut of myself from electricity with solarpanels and heat myself in winter times with hydrogen.. it gonna pay of in 60 year dang, hope i can live so much more [2025-12-03 09:29:46] Gandalf the Grey : Muh 93k [2025-12-03 09:29:48] Gandalf the Grey : Muh pumpy [2025-12-03 09:29:50] Gandalf the Grey : OMG [2025-12-03 09:33:56] BitMEX_Hans : REKTakaMagicTric: 60 years, not bad. It will take me my entire life to be back at break even [2025-12-03 09:45:49] bluemaster : https://x.com/JustKimfromoz/status/1996131782887182396 [2025-12-03 09:47:28] Gandalf the Grey : BitMEX_Hans: Just 100x long here [2025-12-03 09:55:21] BitMEX_Hans : Gandalf the Grey: thanks, will do! [2025-12-03 10:10:18] BitMEX_James : [Live Trading Masterclass] To celebrate our 11-year anniversary, join us for an exclusive trading livestream featuring Mufa! :round_pushpin: BitMEX Youtube :date: 4 December at 16:00 PM UTC :gift: 10,000 BMEX Giveaway [2025-12-03 10:11:42] Werner : Wernings !!! [2025-12-03 10:11:49] Werner : I see dead bears ! [2025-12-03 10:11:51] Werner : 🐻 [2025-12-03 10:15:45] Gandalf the Grey : 93k is a new friend [2025-12-03 10:15:50] Gandalf the Grey : it was hard to get [2025-12-03 10:15:56] Gandalf the Grey : but now the bitch is loyal [2025-12-03 10:16:05] contract details : why no 150k? [2025-12-03 10:16:10] contract details : how am i supposed to profit? [2025-12-03 10:19:16] BlissRP : contract details: wen moon [2025-12-03 10:19:53] Gandalf the Grey : Lets start by taking 95k [2025-12-03 10:19:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ENAUSDT`: Buy 4800 ENA @ 0.2774 ($1,331.52) [2025-12-03 10:20:01] Gandalf the Grey : step by step [2025-12-03 10:22:09] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100,000 USD @ 93181.0134 ``` [2025-12-03 10:22:12] Gandalf the Grey : I swear no fomo [2025-12-03 10:22:36] Gandalf the Grey : 95k was promised by Ooga Booga [2025-12-03 10:27:23] Mr. JB : Ong no 5 in roi leaderboard [2025-12-03 10:27:30] Mr. JB : Omg* hehe [2025-12-03 10:27:40] Gandalf the Grey : send it bro [2025-12-03 10:27:48] Gandalf the Grey : nice recovery! [2025-12-03 10:32:45] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/c2gM9ViY/ [2025-12-03 10:32:51] Luke Short : What if it's true [2025-12-03 10:37:22] al guul : Werner: they where notified multiple times by multiple sources good ser. Up Only 🚀 [2025-12-03 10:38:07] Gandalf the Grey : damn [2025-12-03 10:38:10] Gandalf the Grey : rip [2025-12-03 10:39:04] Mr. JB : Starting to look like a short [2025-12-03 10:39:29] WinstonChurchill : Screenshot this! [2025-12-03 10:39:30] WinstonChurchill : We will never see 100k again [2025-12-03 10:40:17] Mr. JB : We might be able to long 91k on US open [2025-12-03 10:40:17] WinstonChurchill : Gandalf the Grey: rekt [2025-12-03 10:40:27] Gandalf the Grey : I knooooow [2025-12-03 10:40:30] Gandalf the Grey : I am go cry [2025-12-03 10:40:31] WinstonChurchill : Gandalf the Grey: +1 [2025-12-03 10:41:35] Mr. JB : Moon or doom now! [2025-12-03 10:41:44] Mr. JB : Think bulls will catch it here again [2025-12-03 10:47:14] Mr. JB : Long now [2025-12-03 10:47:17] Gandalf the Grey : Inshallah [2025-12-03 10:47:24] Mr. JB : Moon it sirs! [2025-12-03 10:47:28] Mr. JB : 103k inc [2025-12-03 10:47:37] Mr. JB : WinstonChurchill: 103 sir EOD [2025-12-03 10:54:51] Gandalf the Grey : that would be too much matcha [2025-12-03 10:55:01] Gandalf the Grey : would make over 10k usd on that lol [2025-12-03 10:56:32] dexswap : /pnl xrpusd ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: 0.1931 XBT RPNL, 0.0003 XBT UPNL ``` [2025-12-03 10:56:46] dexswap : i cant believe im giving ANOTHER opportunuy to short at 2.2 again [2025-12-03 10:56:48] dexswap : im so lucky [2025-12-03 10:56:59] dexswap : i've done this 3 times already in past 30 days LOL [2025-12-03 10:57:04] dexswap : free moneu [2025-12-03 10:57:21] Gandalf the Grey : it is all good till the bitch goes to 3 lmao [2025-12-03 10:57:35] dexswap : ye then i ded [2025-12-03 10:57:39] dexswap : but i dont believe it can [2025-12-03 10:57:42] dexswap : bear market [2025-12-03 10:58:24] GandalfThePurple : mashalla my brotha [2025-12-03 10:58:26] GandalfThePurple : https://x.com/BladeoftheS/status/1995953546739810745 [2025-12-03 10:59:17] GandalfThePurple : I used to think this guy was annoying [2025-12-03 10:59:26] GandalfThePurple : now it's stronger :arthur: [2025-12-03 11:00:17] GandalfThePurple : where's michael burry, he shorted, he went bankrupt, now nobody talks about him [2025-12-03 11:00:32] GandalfThePurple : pltr nvda shorters are ded lol [2025-12-03 11:00:40] WinstonChurchill : 100k is history [2025-12-03 11:00:43] WinstonChurchill : Accept it! [2025-12-03 11:00:56] GandalfThePurple : quantum hack is coming [2025-12-03 11:01:01] Benobi : ok this is a scmming day [2025-12-03 11:01:03] GandalfThePurple : q-day is upon us [2025-12-03 11:01:06] WinstonChurchill : Benobi: +1 [2025-12-03 11:01:47] GandalfThePurple : what scam ? it's going to moon ser [2025-12-03 11:02:03] GandalfThePurple : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -9,000 USD @ 91716.1934 ``` [2025-12-03 11:02:25] Gandalf the Grey : Haha that is something I would pull off [2025-12-03 11:02:32] Gandalf the Grey : You are like me that is good [2025-12-03 11:02:42] Gandalf the Grey : no stop right [2025-12-03 11:02:44] Gandalf the Grey : ahahaah [2025-12-03 11:03:23] Mr. JB : Im going to ride it down to 91k next few hours. Longing 91k again [2025-12-03 11:03:40] Gandalf the Grey : you think more down now? [2025-12-03 11:06:49] Mr. JB : H&S to 91.4 but ultimate target is green rectangle crossing of trenlines exactly at US open> https://www.tradingview.com/x/1qpJ1S2B/ @Gandalf the Grey [2025-12-03 11:07:28] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: I'm afraid to share position but if we go below 92.6, i will. [2025-12-03 11:08:43] GandalfThePurple : trading livestream tomorrow ? featuring Mufa ? who the fk is mufa [2025-12-03 11:08:54] GandalfThePurple : :arthur: [2025-12-03 11:09:10] GandalfThePurple : James [2025-12-03 11:09:17] GandalfThePurple : BitMEX_James [2025-12-03 11:09:26] GandalfThePurple : whos mofo [2025-12-03 11:09:32] GandalfThePurple : mufo* [2025-12-03 11:10:23] Mr. JB : Whoops, its breaking dow [2025-12-03 11:11:03] Mr. JB : Long 91 later guys. [2025-12-03 11:12:00] GandalfThePurple : wheres the video that made Hans cry ? [2025-12-03 11:12:43] Mr. JB : https://www.tradingview.com/x/PxxDpnq0/ [2025-12-03 11:13:00] GandalfThePurple : Mr. JB: I agree with the analysis ser [2025-12-03 11:13:30] Mr. JB : GandalfThePurple: Now lets hope it plays out [2025-12-03 11:14:55] Gandalf the Grey : bulls got this [2025-12-03 11:15:19] Gandalf the Grey : eth strong also [2025-12-03 11:17:16] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 120,000 USD @ 93104.6683 ``` [2025-12-03 11:17:17] Gandalf the Grey : added lol [2025-12-03 11:17:20] Mr. JB : 92885 resistance rn [2025-12-03 11:17:25] Mr. JB : Nee lower forst [2025-12-03 11:17:36] Mr. JB : need lower first i mean [2025-12-03 11:17:49] Gandalf the Grey : if 92k holds we gucci [2025-12-03 11:17:52] Gandalf the Grey : imo [2025-12-03 11:18:03] Mr. JB : 91 will hold [2025-12-03 11:18:50] Mr. JB : 92544 is centerline of bully channel. Might hold also, but i think not [2025-12-03 11:19:50] Mr. JB : Seel or short now if youre not short yet, or in a long [2025-12-03 11:19:52] Gandalf the Grey : For me 92k must hold, ideally 92.5k [2025-12-03 11:19:55] Gandalf the Grey : we will see [2025-12-03 11:20:02] GandalfThePurple : this is making me cry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnU-EowVc8E [2025-12-03 11:20:02] Gandalf the Grey : if it break I must wait for more strength to reenter [2025-12-03 11:20:02] Mr. JB : Must be my call now.. sorry sir [2025-12-03 11:20:14] GandalfThePurple : arthur is enjoying it all for us :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:20:27] Mr. JB : I might be wrong. Im wrong more often, but not past two days... :-P [2025-12-03 11:20:42] GandalfThePurple : one gandalf shall win [2025-12-03 11:20:49] Gandalf the Grey : yes [2025-12-03 11:20:55] GandalfThePurple : i am gandalf, the bear [2025-12-03 11:20:56] Gandalf the Grey : one of us will prevail [2025-12-03 11:21:01] Gandalf the Grey : I am bull [2025-12-03 11:21:02] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2025-12-03 11:21:03] GandalfThePurple : and you shall be the bull gandalf [2025-12-03 11:21:06] GandalfThePurple : :arthur: [2025-12-03 11:21:15] Mr. JB : If we dont go down now, my stop wil get hit and im out for now. [2025-12-03 11:21:28] Gandalf the Grey : but if I lose I lose like 5k [2025-12-03 11:21:35] Gandalf the Grey : you lose 200 lmao [2025-12-03 11:21:37] GandalfThePurple : I lose hundred dorra [2025-12-03 11:21:40] Gandalf the Grey : It is scaryyyyyy [2025-12-03 11:21:49] Gandalf the Grey : I just need matcha [2025-12-03 11:22:19] Mr. JB : If we do go down, ill go up in leaderboard.. :-P [2025-12-03 11:22:23] GandalfThePurple : matcha for the other gandalf ! [2025-12-03 11:22:55] Gandalf the Grey : lost 1k yesterday cause refused to close short like a donkey [2025-12-03 11:23:00] Gandalf the Grey : my signature move! [2025-12-03 11:23:42] Mr. JB : OMG moment of truth [2025-12-03 11:23:48] Gandalf the Grey : at least did not rekt the account lol [2025-12-03 11:23:54] Gandalf the Grey : that is my second signature move [2025-12-03 11:25:07] Mr. JB : If this going up then h&s is a wothleass piece of shit ta [2025-12-03 11:25:46] Luke Short : @mr. hb your doing it wrong [2025-12-03 11:25:52] GandalfThePurple : looks like frank made 5.5k [2025-12-03 11:26:08] GandalfThePurple : I saw him lose 50k usd one day [2025-12-03 11:26:18] GandalfThePurple : frankie doesn't give a fùck [2025-12-03 11:27:16] GandalfThePurple : mr fúck-you-I'm-frank [2025-12-03 11:27:38] Mr. JB : GandalfThePurple: Dont know him sir [2025-12-03 11:27:42] GandalfThePurple : he throws bags of money at korean girls [2025-12-03 11:28:47] Mr. JB : I'm scared. I deposited 50 bucks dec 1st. Dont want to lose my gains again. hehe [2025-12-03 11:29:08] GandalfThePurple : trump is announcing an official declaration of war in 2 days [2025-12-03 11:29:20] Mr. JB : GandalfThePurple: that good or bad for btc? [2025-12-03 11:30:07] Gandalf the Grey : ETH is giving me good vibes [2025-12-03 11:30:13] GandalfThePurple : I dont know ser, markets sometimes dont give a fúck [2025-12-03 11:30:15] Mr. JB : 93 might be too strong resistance rn. Go lower first. Long 91 and close day @103l Cmon [2025-12-03 11:30:16] GandalfThePurple : :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:30:44] GandalfThePurple : ze resistance blitzkrieg meine freunde ! [2025-12-03 11:31:08] Gandalf the Grey : euro pumping very hard [2025-12-03 11:31:16] Gandalf the Grey : we smash 95k I am certain [2025-12-03 11:32:09] GandalfThePurple : https://youtu.be/QnU-EowVc8E?t=64 [2025-12-03 11:33:06] GandalfThePurple : we need their @ [2025-12-03 11:33:34] bluemaster : https://x.com/CarlBMenger/status/1996150726041424375 [2025-12-03 11:33:43] Luke Short : 128k was a top because it's binary. just like 64k, 32k, 16k or 8k.. BTCs lows are a fucking IT-Joke and we are the clowns not getting it [2025-12-03 11:33:49] Mr. JB : Now getting 4 small red 15m candles and then drop to 91. [2025-12-03 11:33:58] Luke Short : *lows and highs [2025-12-03 11:34:15] Gandalf the Grey : it not reached 128k [2025-12-03 11:34:25] Gandalf the Grey : it will reach that when I short [2025-12-03 11:34:27] GandalfThePurple : there's that girl at 1:54 with huuuuuuuuuge tits :arthur: [2025-12-03 11:34:34] Gandalf the Grey : then no binary limit [2025-12-03 11:34:41] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: haha sir lmao [2025-12-03 11:35:16] Gandalf the Grey : Mr. JB: I am just happy I did not rekt the account yesterday haha [2025-12-03 11:35:20] Luke Short : Gandalf the Grey: lmao, it's not THAT detailed.. wouldn't be possible to trade it exactly to 128.000 [2025-12-03 11:35:32] Luke Short : but roughly we were there [2025-12-03 11:35:40] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Now be careful, listen to your own advise and get beack in the green. [2025-12-03 11:35:49] Gandalf the Grey : I am in green [2025-12-03 11:35:51] Mr. JB : I actually wanne be no1 on ROI :-P [2025-12-03 11:36:01] Gandalf the Grey : I mean total [2025-12-03 11:36:02] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Right, well done [2025-12-03 11:36:05] Gandalf the Grey : not on current pos [2025-12-03 11:36:10] Gandalf the Grey : that inshallah will go also [2025-12-03 11:36:18] GandalfThePurple : Mr. JB: we making money soon, dont worry [2025-12-03 11:36:25] GandalfThePurple : it's coming [2025-12-03 11:36:30] Gandalf the Grey : nah [2025-12-03 11:36:32] Luke Short : are we doing 64k or 32k now? [2025-12-03 11:36:38] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Now i see. Saw you in red yesterday [2025-12-03 11:36:40] Gandalf the Grey : 244 [2025-12-03 11:36:55] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: you are higher thean me on pnl [2025-12-03 11:36:58] Gandalf the Grey : Mr. JB: 92.9k was rekt [2025-12-03 11:37:02] Gandalf the Grey : switched at 91.2 [2025-12-03 11:37:25] Mr. JB : Long 91.2 in a few hours again... :-D [2025-12-03 11:37:39] Gandalf the Grey : PNL calc is weird [2025-12-03 11:37:46] Gandalf the Grey : I made more than that [2025-12-03 11:37:55] Gandalf the Grey : strange [2025-12-03 11:38:07] REKTakaMagicTric : dang, -500% roe, i think im not trader of this year [2025-12-03 11:38:14] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: agreed, i think upnl also counts on leaderboard [2025-12-03 11:38:35] Gandalf the Grey : It should be over 1k usd [2025-12-03 11:39:26] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: you made money? [2025-12-03 11:39:34] contract details : how does that work [2025-12-03 11:39:35] Gandalf the Grey : every month I make money [2025-12-03 11:39:36] contract details : can i make it too? [2025-12-03 11:39:48] Gandalf the Grey : I just happen to lose it in one trade before the month ends [2025-12-03 11:39:54] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2025-12-03 11:40:06] contract details : i hold for months pay fees and my pnl stays red [2025-12-03 11:40:08] Gandalf the Grey : I just need risk management course lol [2025-12-03 11:40:14] contract details : 4h looking like america will sell it all again [2025-12-03 11:40:16] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:40:18] Gandalf the Grey : that is da way [2025-12-03 11:40:35] Mr. JB : contract details: only a bit [2025-12-03 11:40:53] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: i took a short and went to sleep woke up stopped, eth always scams me before panic dumping for no reason :arthur: [2025-12-03 11:41:25] contract details : at least my sol long is in green for the third time in a month. Third time is a charm right guys ... right? :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:42:03] BlissRP : contract details: 160 inc :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:42:40] Luke Short : Gandalf the Grey: you're telling me this is a coincidence? https://www.tradingview.com/x/K41rYvOJ/ [2025-12-03 11:43:23] Gandalf the Grey : Luke Short: hmm that is cool [2025-12-03 11:43:33] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah 255 then [2025-12-03 11:43:38] Luke Short : you probably also believe the US was one the moon [2025-12-03 11:43:57] Gandalf the Grey : we all were on moon [2025-12-03 11:44:05] Luke Short : lmao get rekt [2025-12-03 11:44:06] Mr. JB : 1/3 tp @91k [2025-12-03 11:44:10] ninnk : Luke Short: great tv username :kek: [2025-12-03 11:44:16] Gandalf the Grey : Luke Short: whyyyyy [2025-12-03 11:44:20] Gandalf the Grey : wtf [2025-12-03 11:44:22] Gandalf the Grey : be nice [2025-12-03 11:44:30] Gandalf the Grey : or I turn you into chicken [2025-12-03 11:44:47] Luke Short : Gandalf the Grey: please stay on the topic - crypto [2025-12-03 11:45:22] Gandalf the Grey : be nice or I turn you into chicken and short ADA @Luke Short [2025-12-03 11:45:28] Gandalf the Grey : better? [2025-12-03 11:45:43] Luke Short : :D perfect [2025-12-03 11:46:03] Gandalf the Grey : ahahaha [2025-12-03 11:47:56] Luke Short : 😄if 80k counts like 8k... and 40k was a high or low several times as well... [2025-12-03 11:48:00] Gandalf the Grey : I wanna see that person that always shorts 93k [2025-12-03 11:48:00] Luke Short : we could turn [2025-12-03 11:48:03] Gandalf the Grey : fucking always [2025-12-03 11:48:20] Gandalf the Grey : Just wait for 95k [2025-12-03 11:48:25] Gandalf the Grey : dumb shorter [2025-12-03 11:48:36] Gandalf the Grey : anti matcha people [2025-12-03 11:49:07] contract details : Luke Short: it's a coincidence [2025-12-03 11:49:10] contract details : just like the rainbow chart [2025-12-03 11:50:43] contract details : BlissRP: 260? one last time for the boys? delusion? :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:50:54] Luke Short : no it's ✨ magic 💫 i know it [2025-12-03 11:51:02] contract details : 3d chart looks all kind of fun [2025-12-03 11:51:25] Gandalf the Grey : Check eth [2025-12-03 11:51:30] Gandalf the Grey : this will follow [2025-12-03 11:54:27] contract details : follo the matcha [2025-12-03 11:54:36] contract details : dont drink that kukicha stuff [2025-12-03 11:54:53] BlissRP : contract details: lets run it [2025-12-03 11:55:10] BlissRP : i still want 1 more scam down though, am i greedy? [2025-12-03 11:55:15] BlissRP : :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:55:39] contract details : no please [2025-12-03 11:55:42] contract details : :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:55:52] Luke Short : that's what i wanted yesterday. the answer was yes and minus 2.5k usd [2025-12-03 11:56:27] contract details : its moving 10% on 0 vol is orange man still alive? :pepe: [2025-12-03 11:56:31] contract details : he's been quite [2025-12-03 11:58:48] Luke Short : Tesla to 275-300 this year? anyone [2025-12-03 12:00:02] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: eth going 3050 now [2025-12-03 12:00:10] 45th_blown_account : :bog: [2025-12-03 12:00:34] Gandalf the Grey : I would buy to 3020 or so [2025-12-03 12:00:38] Gandalf the Grey : and see if it holds [2025-12-03 12:00:49] Gandalf the Grey : Just have margin ahahah [2025-12-03 12:00:55] Gandalf the Grey : no margin [2025-12-03 12:01:13] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: im still in the process of creating margin, before i change trat [2025-12-03 12:01:37] Gandalf the Grey : I just need to have a way to exit fast if I am wrong [2025-12-03 12:01:49] Gandalf the Grey : If I let it go like 1.5 percent I dont wanna close [2025-12-03 12:01:56] Gandalf the Grey : I must be more strict with this [2025-12-03 12:02:08] Mr. JB : three hours to 91k [2025-12-03 12:04:46] Gandalf the Grey : come on baby [2025-12-03 12:04:50] Gandalf the Grey : make me matcha [2025-12-03 12:07:01] Mr. JB : It fucking just stoppen my short out. you'll se we'll dump now [2025-12-03 12:07:10] Gandalf the Grey : uh oh [2025-12-03 12:07:13] contract details : classic [2025-12-03 12:07:41] Gandalf the Grey : weird ass level this 93k [2025-12-03 12:09:15] bluemaster : beras we always dump ,you should martingale more 😝 [2025-12-03 12:15:54] Mr. JB : this 5m dropping through 92600 [2025-12-03 12:17:43] Luke Short : lmao get rekt [2025-12-03 12:20:59] Luke Short : bullrun to 131k confirmed - because it's 2^17 [2025-12-03 12:21:32] Gandalf the Grey : should have longed ETH [2025-12-03 12:21:36] Gandalf the Grey : UGH [2025-12-03 12:24:27] Luke Short : should have longed everything... and yesterday [2025-12-03 12:24:34] Luke Short : now everyone else and their mother will long [2025-12-03 12:25:28] Luke Short : no correction, because of that.. only up [2025-12-03 12:25:30] Luke Short : up only [2025-12-03 12:25:45] Luke Short : 🚀🚀🚀 [2025-12-03 12:26:37] Mr. JB : Luke Short: yes, on US session. They gonna get it down to 91k and then long it. [2025-12-03 12:26:54] Mr. JB : 103 EOD [2025-12-03 12:27:16] BitMEX_Hans : don't get trapped, don't get trapped, don't get trapped [2025-12-03 12:27:42] Luke Short : i was born trapped, sry [2025-12-03 12:27:48] Mr. JB : BitMEX_Hans: on 100x you cant get trapped. [2025-12-03 12:28:07] Mr. JB : You're out before it moves too far in the wrong dorection. [2025-12-03 12:28:34] Mr. JB : This is not a long guys [2025-12-03 12:29:45] Luke Short : send it 🚀 [2025-12-03 12:32:45] BitMEX_Hans : Luke Short: oh [2025-12-03 12:33:09] BitMEX_Hans : is that a joke in your country? [2025-12-03 12:34:14] Luke Short : wdym? the "i was born trapped" or trolling people into longing the top? [2025-12-03 12:35:31] BitMEX_Hans : Luke Short: the "i was born trapped". but all good, nevermind [2025-12-03 12:35:40] Luke Short : Sir, we are probably from the same country... Hans? [2025-12-03 12:35:56] BitMEX_Hans : Luke Short: close :kek: [2025-12-03 12:36:25] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: wrong [2025-12-03 12:37:28] BitMEX_Hans : Long everything! This is obviously as always non financial advice [2025-12-03 12:39:09] Mr. JB : /orders xbtusd Ill long sir! @BitMEX_Hans ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Buy 51,000 USD @ 91005 ``` [2025-12-03 12:39:51] Luke Short : I've heared King Arthur is coming back. He wants revenge for the ZEC-Dump and is going all in long 100x in about 20 minutes [2025-12-03 12:39:52] Luke Short : beware [2025-12-03 12:40:08] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: I showed this to my 85-year-old grandma who has never touched a computer in her life. She started crying and said this is the most beautiful thing she has ever seen since her wedding day in 1956. She has now signed up at BitMEX. My entire lineage is grateful. [2025-12-03 12:41:07] BitMEX_Hans : Mr. JB: but you're right.. could be a good support level [2025-12-03 12:41:08] Mr. JB : 😆😆😆 @BitMEX_Hans [2025-12-03 12:41:10] Gandalf the Grey : wrf did I just read lol [2025-12-03 12:41:27] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: Hehe right, right?! [2025-12-03 12:41:36] Gandalf the Grey : yall have some good stuff at the office eh [2025-12-03 12:41:54] BitMEX_Hans : Gandalf the Grey: not enough! [2025-12-03 12:42:15] Gandalf the Grey : I have Old Toby if needed [2025-12-03 12:42:45] contract details : can we have lunch a bitmex hq? [2025-12-03 12:44:28] PeacenLuv : 5min btc https://www.tradingview.com/x/cxXReRBk/ [2025-12-03 12:45:13] Werner : Lol [2025-12-03 12:45:16] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/gWit1eTz/ theres a vbottom btc [2025-12-03 12:45:51] Mr. JB : fucking crazy pa. Might just close browser and come back later this week to look what happened. [2025-12-03 12:46:30] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/EQ3luJYI/ as shown 5min btc vbottom [2025-12-03 12:46:43] Mr. JB : 91k in two hours. First 15m of US session brings us 91k to long 250x [2025-12-03 12:46:45] Mr. JB : :-D [2025-12-03 12:47:36] Mr. JB : After that jezeus candle to 95500 to start with [2025-12-03 12:48:06] Luke Short : 92700 stronk [2025-12-03 12:48:22] Mr. JB : https://www.tradingview.com/x/qi4cnJdJ/ [2025-12-03 12:48:40] Luke Short : SPX premarket going UP [2025-12-03 12:49:02] Luke Short : Nadaq premarket going UP [2025-12-03 12:49:20] Luke Short : Gold going UP [2025-12-03 12:49:25] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: hey bud [2025-12-03 12:50:08] BitMEX_Hans : come fly with me [2025-12-03 12:50:11] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: mahalo sir hans ! [2025-12-03 12:50:22] Werner : Flying indeed sir mahalo ! [2025-12-03 12:50:36] Benobi : DOge pumped. Pepe pumped. Floki, WIF, SHIB and LINK... [2025-12-03 12:50:39] Benobi : I MEAN [2025-12-03 12:50:45] BitMEX_Hans : aloha, haven't seen the professor in a while. Is he in one of those camps again.. [2025-12-03 12:52:24] Gandalf the Grey : I think they stopped making those ser [2025-12-03 12:52:52] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: indeed sir he’s training atm in the Himalayas with the monks sir, he shall return soon sir, and this time even more enlightened sir, mahalo ! [2025-12-03 12:54:22] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: oh that's what he does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZvFY6__qw [2025-12-03 12:57:39] ninnk : Gandalf the Grey: LMAO [2025-12-03 13:00:52] Erwinos : Nice new layout for the mobile app guys!! [2025-12-03 13:01:26] Erwinos : Lets finish at 96k and short the bastard [2025-12-03 13:01:31] Gandalf the Grey : Aesthetic REKT [2025-12-03 13:01:38] Gandalf the Grey : Erwinos: You longo? [2025-12-03 13:01:49] Erwinos : Yes [2025-12-03 13:01:55] Gandalf the Grey : I also think long [2025-12-03 13:02:04] Gandalf the Grey : So it is maybe short ahahaha [2025-12-03 13:02:10] Erwinos : One dip 90k and than 96k [2025-12-03 13:02:16] 45th_blown_account : BMEX green again :Doge: [2025-12-03 13:03:32] contract details : we all long? [2025-12-03 13:03:34] contract details : :pepe: [2025-12-03 13:03:39] contract details : maybe we are geniuses [2025-12-03 13:04:29] Gandalf the Grey : Well we hope it goes up [2025-12-03 13:04:32] Gandalf the Grey : trend is like that now [2025-12-03 13:04:36] Gandalf the Grey : if we hold support [2025-12-03 13:07:43] PeacenLuv : im jumping the gun adding longs . i want a big load goijng up [2025-12-03 13:07:48] Gandalf the Grey : I think 93k breakout traders gonna suicide soon [2025-12-03 13:07:53] contract details : yes that must be it we are geniuses [2025-12-03 13:07:54] Gandalf the Grey : How many rejections? 40? [2025-12-03 13:08:03] PeacenLuv : bitcoin longs only [2025-12-03 13:08:05] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: lol [2025-12-03 13:08:27] PeacenLuv : n a lil sui suce . the juice [2025-12-03 13:08:37] contract details : we got the tunnels [2025-12-03 13:08:42] PeacenLuv : sui sauce . [2025-12-03 13:09:12] PeacenLuv : lezvukinngohh cryptohh its werth the rizk