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[2025-11-09 05:07:35] thankyousomuch : :downrocket:🐮
[2025-11-09 05:08:44] bluemaster : Slowcount: just use https://www.tradingview.com/ and login to bitmex . simple interface
[2025-11-09 05:10:48] Slowcount : I had to get rid of everything. Still can’t see the most important info on one screen
[2025-11-09 05:10:59] PeacenLuv : i jus had a toke and so its true some dummy or group of dummeez giv us a rainbow coloured yellow to red left to right like wtf
[2025-11-09 05:11:07] Slowcount : who is in charge of the UI changes
[2025-11-09 05:11:07] PeacenLuv : its tru not jus me now
[2025-11-09 05:11:16] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: i dunno
[2025-11-09 05:11:25] PeacenLuv : ask bliss or vuk i dunno
[2025-11-09 05:12:08] PeacenLuv : try thankyousohmuch or 45th i dont touch it i basically am try longer tfz 250x not vukin wuth resets n schit
[2025-11-09 05:12:19] PeacenLuv : r u nutz listen to the crowds
[2025-11-09 05:12:28] Slowcount : theres 5 pieces of info. They couldn’t figure out how to put that in one box?
[2025-11-09 05:12:29] PeacenLuv : who needs position size..
[2025-11-09 05:12:37] PeacenLuv : iyz everything idiotz
[2025-11-09 05:12:51] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: dude im managing ok
[2025-11-09 05:13:03] PeacenLuv : jus a few need bhitchzlapz here
[2025-11-09 05:13:07] PeacenLuv : x50
[2025-11-09 05:13:12] PeacenLuv : 😆
[2025-11-09 05:13:19] Mr. Axelrod : @admin could you please help this guy @Slowcount
[2025-11-09 05:13:29] jjhiijiji : the UI was way better years ago
[2025-11-09 05:13:29] PeacenLuv : im stoned so who cares about vukin anything or arrything
[2025-11-09 05:13:31] Slowcount : Price, Position size, Entry price and liquidation price. Tell Bitmex I will fix their UI for free
[2025-11-09 05:13:41] Slowcount : the u
[2025-11-09 05:13:43] jjhiijiji : every time they changed it, it got worse
[2025-11-09 05:13:43] bluemaster : Slowcount: I told you you have all that if you use trading view
[2025-11-09 05:13:57] Slowcount : jjhiijiji: the UI is better when they don’t f w it
[2025-11-09 05:14:07] Mr. Axelrod : jjhiijiji: are you also facing this issue?
[2025-11-09 05:14:13] PeacenLuv : WAR - Low Rider (Official Video) [Remastered in 4K] War btc ully lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrqKE1iqqo
[2025-11-09 05:14:28] Slowcount : the issue is not my settings its bad ui changes for no reason
[2025-11-09 05:14:44] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bDbooo3l/ bully 3hr i think we are building blox of time or sumtin
[2025-11-09 05:14:52] jjhiijiji : Mr. Axelrod: what issue?
[2025-11-09 05:14:53] BlissRP : lebread confirmed
[2025-11-09 05:15:25] PeacenLuv : umm i figrd the changes r to help sumeone els not me and i dont need help so no sense makeing things werz for others if im ok
[2025-11-09 05:15:38] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: get it
[2025-11-09 05:15:39] jjhiijiji : im not really having issues i can see my pos just fine, i dont know whats wrong with slowcount
[2025-11-09 05:15:52] jjhiijiji : but i just also found the UI to be simpler and cleaner years ago
[2025-11-09 05:16:08] PeacenLuv : mayb use it to yur advantage imagin yur smarter
[2025-11-09 05:16:50] PeacenLuv : let that vuk the new peepz ,,bmex carez more about yur health than munnee the hav edge longterm
[2025-11-09 05:16:54] BitMEX_Chet : Sorry where are you wanting the info? That sounds just like what we have in the Position Overview tab on a laptop screen size
[2025-11-09 05:17:00] Slowcount : jjhiijiji: yes. It keeps getting worse
[2025-11-09 05:17:23] jjhiijiji : Slowcount: have u used the new overview tab like Chet just said
[2025-11-09 05:17:26] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: thanks Admin sir
[2025-11-09 05:17:26] PeacenLuv : last thing im doin is goin into discusshion about it with sum egghead
[2025-11-09 05:17:44] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: you should talk to @BitMEX_Chet for the issue you facing
[2025-11-09 05:17:45] PeacenLuv : thats the bait the eggheads the hook
[2025-11-09 05:17:51] BitMEX_Chet : Overview is still getting worked on, so we also have the Positions tab for now too
[2025-11-09 05:18:04] PeacenLuv : i know blumastrz in rewm hi blu tightlinez huh
[2025-11-09 05:18:39] PeacenLuv : Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper btc
[2025-11-09 05:18:42] BitMEX_Chet : But yeah changes recently have been to try and help newer users understand bitmex better more than existing power users. But some extra things in the work for the power users too
[2025-11-09 05:19:00] PeacenLuv : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpSbp6ksiBM is blueoyztr around um blubalzzoyzter or reaper
[2025-11-09 05:19:24] PeacenLuv : ya power is miunnee i agree
[2025-11-09 05:19:31] PeacenLuv : so its a power thing
[2025-11-09 05:19:42] PeacenLuv : im vukked then is it bettr 1x
[2025-11-09 05:19:59] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: Any screenshots of the issues you're seeing would be amazing. Is this that we have changed the sidebar to show account health vs your position on the current instrument?
[2025-11-09 05:20:05] PeacenLuv : power comp 2026
[2025-11-09 05:20:06] Slowcount : @BitMEX_Chet Current price, Position size, Entry, liquidation price and maybe ROE and thats it….in one small box. Thats all we really need. The rest you can spread out fancy all iver the place however u like. Why do you guys always screw w it
[2025-11-09 05:20:23] BitMEX_Chet : Is this the sidebar you're talking about?
[2025-11-09 05:20:27] Slowcount : health is stupid. My health is fabulous
[2025-11-09 05:20:34] PeacenLuv : i stretch boxes n schitt here i can see arrything but poledancerz
[2025-11-09 05:20:45] PeacenLuv : lol @Slowcount
[2025-11-09 05:20:47] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: lol, that health is certainly not your health :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:21:06] PeacenLuv : the least i care about is munnee my health dsifferent
[2025-11-09 05:21:14] Slowcount : Ur right, I am actually a little stressed right now sow that fancy dial is inaccurate
[2025-11-09 05:21:26] BitMEX_Chet : Ok, yeah we didn't want to have to keep duplicating the same information we show in the position tabs, and it wasn't clear which position it was going to show for users with lots of them, so we're moving to try and show your overall margin position
[2025-11-09 05:21:30] BlissRP : breading so hard right now
[2025-11-09 05:21:31] PeacenLuv : so if its red i ad longs?
[2025-11-09 05:21:44] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: btw @BitMEX_Chet is there to help you and you must help him with some screenshots to investigate it better
[2025-11-09 05:21:47] PeacenLuv : isnt yellow caution red fire
[2025-11-09 05:22:02] PeacenLuv : is red like jump outta tub or yur gewd hotty
[2025-11-09 05:22:17] Slowcount : Let me see if I have a screenshot of what it was recently
[2025-11-09 05:22:32] PeacenLuv : soh i go to margin usage whos there waiting for me
[2025-11-09 05:22:37] PeacenLuv : that up arrow
[2025-11-09 05:22:40] jjhiijiji : so friday dump was all just a bit scam then?
[2025-11-09 05:22:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0004 XBT @ 101783.2 ($40.70) - Game over
[2025-11-09 05:22:43] jjhiijiji : pump* i mean
[2025-11-09 05:22:51] BitMEX_Chet : What's wrong with the dial? But yeah screenshots would be super helpful. Or if you don't want to upload and post them you can send them to support@bitmex.com and say they are for Chet and they'll get through to me. I work on the UI so happy to help make things easier to use
[2025-11-09 05:23:00] PeacenLuv : open hmm billgates in that window dikin chillin
[2025-11-09 05:23:03] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: to have the conversation effective with @Slowcount first of all please ban @PeacenLuv
[2025-11-09 05:23:06] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:23:26] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:23:38] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: yeah spens some time on it with the devz they def need sum attenshun i see
[2025-11-09 05:23:44] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :doge:
[2025-11-09 05:23:58] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: i wish i was the admin
[2025-11-09 05:24:00] Mr. Axelrod : :P
[2025-11-09 05:24:04] PeacenLuv : wats thsat t7 lower on my screen tradeview
[2025-11-09 05:24:07] BitMEX_Chet : PeacenLuv: Yeah the link gives some details on how margin works, it's a bit more complex under Multi Asset if you're using it so we want to help people understand it
[2025-11-09 05:24:20] Slowcount : How do I send a screenshot on here?
[2025-11-09 05:24:30] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: me too ser, you would be so good at it
[2025-11-09 05:24:35] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: email it to "What's wrong with the dial? But yeah screenshots would be super helpful. Or if you don't want to upload and post them you can send them to support@bitmex.com and say they are for Chet and they'll get through to me."
[2025-11-09 05:24:37] BitMEX_Chet : upload to https://imgbb.com/ and then link it, or email
[2025-11-09 05:24:38] Pez : Holy shit. Gonna see $130k next week
[2025-11-09 05:24:47] Pez : BitMEX_Chet: ban him
[2025-11-09 05:24:52] PeacenLuv : BitMEX_Chet: ya a lil more complex than me i imagin thnx im gewd jaws gettin sore from laughin n i dint dew any shrewmz
[2025-11-09 05:24:53] jjhiijiji : uve been saying that for weeks though pez where is it
[2025-11-09 05:24:58] PeacenLuv : BitMEX_Chet: thnx again
[2025-11-09 05:25:01] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: oh trust me , I would have been the best admin in the world :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:25:13] Mr. Axelrod : straight away I would have banned @Pez first
[2025-11-09 05:25:16] PeacenLuv : ya i cant figr it out but i like it
[2025-11-09 05:25:16] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:25:21] Mr. Axelrod : hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaa
[2025-11-09 05:25:38] Mr. Axelrod : jjhiijiji: Pez loves to live in dreams
[2025-11-09 05:25:40] BitMEX_Chet : PeacenLuv: Yeah, it's better for XBT margin than other multi asset, cause there is no haircut, but hard to explain that it works differently if you trade USDT contract or XBT
[2025-11-09 05:25:47] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: not peacenluv???
[2025-11-09 05:25:51] BlissRP : hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaa
[2025-11-09 05:25:58] BitMEX_Chet : Pez: @Mr. Axelrod Who are we banning today?
[2025-11-09 05:26:00] PeacenLuv : their changes after a bit are allwayz good in the longrun ive experienced
[2025-11-09 05:26:07] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: ye the next one would be peacenluv and then Shwn the clown
[2025-11-09 05:26:09] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:26:15] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: please dont ban me sir
[2025-11-09 05:26:20] BlissRP : this guy hates circuses and fun^
[2025-11-09 05:26:25] BlissRP : not cool
[2025-11-09 05:26:30] Mr. Axelrod : I was just telling @BlissRP what woould I do if i were an admin
[2025-11-09 05:26:33] PeacenLuv : its like new spices entering the country and yur fewd can tasye differentat first but u get to like it i gezz
[2025-11-09 05:27:13] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: Simple plan as soon as PeaveNLuv opens his mouth , I would have benned him again and again
[2025-11-09 05:27:19] PeacenLuv : i think wen yu get sht u can bite a bullet to relieve pain
[2025-11-09 05:27:25] BitMEX_Chet : Yeah, trying to balance not upsetting everyone with too much spice, but still move things forward so it's better in the long run
[2025-11-09 05:27:31] Mr. Axelrod : and as soon as Shawn comes up with his TA , I would banned him for days
[2025-11-09 05:27:34] Slowcount : The screenshot shows 5 pieces of information all together: current price, position size, entry price, liquidation price, and roe. Thats what the ui showed a few days ago altogetherin one small box. That was fine. Why did u guys screw w that
[2025-11-09 05:27:37] PeacenLuv : purfekt
[2025-11-09 05:27:44] PeacenLuv : big C @BitMEX_Chet
[2025-11-09 05:27:48] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: +1000000
[2025-11-09 05:28:01] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: vulkkkkkkk
[2025-11-09 05:28:03] BlissRP : more rekts if harder to see ser
[2025-11-09 05:28:06] BlissRP : it sounds profitable
[2025-11-09 05:28:07] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: stop trying to be smart and just leave it alone
[2025-11-09 05:28:14] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: It's now showing in the Positions tab, so you can view it across all your positions at once, vs just seeing one
[2025-11-09 05:28:54] PeacenLuv : AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Official Video) AC/DC bully up btc lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
[2025-11-09 05:29:08] Slowcount : No, its harder to see what u need to see now
[2025-11-09 05:29:11] Slowcount : bad upsate
[2025-11-09 05:29:17] Slowcount : update
[2025-11-09 05:29:28] BlissRP : good update, causes more rekts
[2025-11-09 05:29:30] Slowcount : Do u actually trade on here
[2025-11-09 05:29:32] BlissRP : morre rich
[2025-11-09 05:29:33] PeacenLuv : i think id rather b hit by thundr than lightning btc over eth
[2025-11-09 05:29:43] Slowcount : BlissRP: probably the reasoning
[2025-11-09 05:29:57] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: noone talks to me but u
[2025-11-09 05:30:06] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: @Slowcount how is your healthy now :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:30:10] PeacenLuv : so if u want my attenshun ping me
[2025-11-09 05:30:18] Mr. Axelrod : you feeling better after talking to the admin ?
[2025-11-09 05:30:33] PeacenLuv : im werkin on my social awareness for dating application of such
[2025-11-09 05:31:00] Slowcount : Mr. Axelrod: my real health dial is in the red. This new graphic does not reflect my true health lol
[2025-11-09 05:31:02] PeacenLuv : i vukin bought 126759 i think earlier
[2025-11-09 05:31:05] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: yeah understand it is not where you were used to the info being, but are the details all still there? Do you only ever trade one position? Cause it's way more useful for me to see my 3 positions at once
[2025-11-09 05:31:19] PeacenLuv : how much health u all got
[2025-11-09 05:31:23] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: lol, add your apple health with bitmex . it will show you
[2025-11-09 05:31:25] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:31:30] BlissRP : there is only 1 thing to trade here so i imagine he is using 1 position
[2025-11-09 05:31:42] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: i couldnt see the relevant details of three positions if I wanted to either
[2025-11-09 05:31:59] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: i second that, It is very useful for me to see all positions at once
[2025-11-09 05:32:01] PeacenLuv : dikswingerz yur killin mee slowwly prolly water n air werz look einzteen kapoot before 80
[2025-11-09 05:32:06] Slowcount : wheres the entry price
[2025-11-09 05:32:31] PeacenLuv : its the hesh i givvup
[2025-11-09 05:32:38] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: Why not?
[2025-11-09 05:32:43] Slowcount : Wheres the current price of that instrument
[2025-11-09 05:32:54] PeacenLuv : i may need a blood trannzvuzion
[2025-11-09 05:32:54] Slowcount : put it all together and ur fine
[2025-11-09 05:33:19] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: catchy nickname dude
[2025-11-09 05:33:29] Slowcount : put 5 pieces of info on two lines fir each position
[2025-11-09 05:33:30] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: would that give you a better health i mean your personal health :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:33:30] PeacenLuv : you want more attention/
[2025-11-09 05:33:46] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: typing is good exercise ser
[2025-11-09 05:33:50] Slowcount : Mr. Axelrod: those corny graphics don’t help me trade
[2025-11-09 05:33:54] jjhiijiji : really bad sign that we are back under 103
[2025-11-09 05:33:57] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: The columns are Size | Value | Entry | Mark | Liq Mark is current price, the rest are pretty clear
[2025-11-09 05:33:59] PeacenLuv : k no arguments im fine with that im backin down
[2025-11-09 05:34:01] Slowcount : clear easy to see info does
[2025-11-09 05:34:02] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: 100% and also laughing is a very good excercise as well
[2025-11-09 05:34:11] PeacenLuv : its my heartbeat that gets me i think
[2025-11-09 05:34:13] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: +100000 ser hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaa
[2025-11-09 05:34:18] Mr. Axelrod : jjhiijiji: thats what Shawn said
[2025-11-09 05:34:20] Slowcount : I have only three colums
[2025-11-09 05:34:24] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaa
[2025-11-09 05:34:26] PeacenLuv : biggerz bettr
[2025-11-09 05:34:29] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaa
[2025-11-09 05:34:32] BitMEX_Chet : How small is your screen??
[2025-11-09 05:34:39] BitMEX_Chet : Can you make the widget wider?
[2025-11-09 05:34:41] BlissRP : jjhiijiji: daily looks like bearish order block and failing to downside
[2025-11-09 05:34:46] Slowcount : Iphone max pro
[2025-11-09 05:34:48] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: he is trading on iwatch :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:34:53] BlissRP : weekends with grain of salt but yeah
[2025-11-09 05:35:20] PeacenLuv : 4 Non Blondes - What's Up? (Lyrics) FirePlay vuk appl wtf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9TNAQQbRo
[2025-11-09 05:35:30] PeacenLuv : mayb vuk samsung im gezzing
[2025-11-09 05:35:33] Slowcount : I have size, liq price and unrealized
[2025-11-09 05:35:34] BitMEX_Chet : Ok, yeah phone one is harder. You need to expand it. Or you can use `Positions` and customise the columns
[2025-11-09 05:35:43] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: look at @PeacenLuv , he definitely needs a ban
[2025-11-09 05:35:54] Slowcount : My phone was fine two days ago
[2025-11-09 05:35:59] PeacenLuv : ohhhnohhhhh im following their conversation
[2025-11-09 05:36:11] jjhiijiji : its pretty fckin ret4rded that some people dump on weekends when liquidity is so low
[2025-11-09 05:36:15] PeacenLuv : im gunna end up blowin up my phone too
[2025-11-09 05:36:17] BlissRP : wait were complaining about UI on phones? sers trading on phone is for getting rekt real bad
[2025-11-09 05:36:23] PeacenLuv : trapp
[2025-11-09 05:36:24] jjhiijiji : they are getting really bad average sell price
[2025-11-09 05:36:51] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: thats why his health is deteriorating :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:36:52] Slowcount : BlissRP:
[2025-11-09 05:36:58] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: Yeah, would suggest a bigger screen generally for derivs, or the mobile app has a big revamp coming in soon. I can see if I can add an extra row on it for mobile to make it better next week
[2025-11-09 05:37:01] PeacenLuv : first sidebar then phone then electricitee
[2025-11-09 05:37:03] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: +1 million ser
[2025-11-09 05:37:13] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: +1 billion back to you sir
[2025-11-09 05:37:20] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2025-11-09 05:37:26] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: see they r nice
[2025-11-09 05:37:33] Mr. Axelrod : jjhiijiji: damp it
[2025-11-09 05:37:42] Slowcount : Mr. Axelrod: you guys are sitting in front of your computers? Sitting is the new smoking. I’m skiing and night skydiving while trading on my phone
[2025-11-09 05:38:01] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: i am sitting at a bar :P
[2025-11-09 05:38:04] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur:
[2025-11-09 05:38:06] BlissRP : Slowcount: no im on a treadmill on my computer ser
[2025-11-09 05:38:07] PeacenLuv : i thought they eat nutz for brekvast
[2025-11-09 05:38:14] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: vukkkkkkk
[2025-11-09 05:38:24] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: super
[2025-11-09 05:38:25] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahah
[2025-11-09 05:38:30] BlissRP : yeah no wonder health is going down
[2025-11-09 05:38:30] PeacenLuv : thats best way
[2025-11-09 05:38:33] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: ive been trading on my phone fine until u guys changed the ui
[2025-11-09 05:38:36] Slowcount : Stop it
[2025-11-09 05:38:43] BlissRP : presses 100x on the side with no stop
[2025-11-09 05:38:46] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: sir thank you so much sir....
[2025-11-09 05:38:47] BlissRP : :doge:
[2025-11-09 05:38:53] PeacenLuv : its the spiral now thats challenging me
[2025-11-09 05:39:03] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: vuukkkkkkkkk
[2025-11-09 05:39:21] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: why dont u use mobile app then ?
[2025-11-09 05:39:31] PeacenLuv : u ever wanted to toke and at the same time dint wanna toke and u end up toking
[2025-11-09 05:39:59] PeacenLuv : adfter catchin yur breath from laughing
[2025-11-09 05:40:12] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: vukkkkkk
[2025-11-09 05:40:13] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: I'll get the devs on adding more info for the phone users on Monday
[2025-11-09 05:40:15] Slowcount : No mobil app for iphone
[2025-11-09 05:40:31] PeacenLuv : Ram Jam - Black Betty (Official Video) RamJamVEVO btc bully lezgoh
[2025-11-09 05:40:33] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: There is, just Apple says not allowed in some countries
[2025-11-09 05:40:33] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: is there no mobile app for iphone?
[2025-11-09 05:40:34] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: 🙏🏼
[2025-11-09 05:40:35] BlissRP : LMAO
[2025-11-09 05:40:49] Slowcount : just put it back to how it was or give that option
[2025-11-09 05:40:51] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: vukkkkkkkk again
[2025-11-09 05:41:05] PeacenLuv : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15w
[2025-11-09 05:41:24] Slowcount : give the option to change don’t ram it down our throats
[2025-11-09 05:41:25] PeacenLuv : Ram Jam - Black Betty
[2025-11-09 05:41:32] PeacenLuv : vuk u guyz qik
[2025-11-09 05:41:36] Slowcount : dont be like apple
[2025-11-09 05:41:38] PeacenLuv : must b appl
[2025-11-09 05:41:44] Slowcount : get consent
[2025-11-09 05:41:52] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: sir is there any open role at bitmex to become an admin ?
[2025-11-09 05:42:25] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: Yeah we try and give options where we can, this probably isn't going to be one. But I'll get the information on the phone screen again somehow
[2025-11-09 05:42:27] Slowcount : dont force your ui ideas on people
[2025-11-09 05:42:49] BitMEX_Chet : You're welcome to make your own UI 😉
[2025-11-09 05:42:56] Slowcount : which isn’t going to be one?
[2025-11-09 05:43:16] BitMEX_Chet : Mr. Axelrod: Requires good behaviour, can't have people that have been banned as Admins
[2025-11-09 05:43:45] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: bitmex lets u make ur own ui or are you just being sarcastic
[2025-11-09 05:43:47] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: lol, Sir I was not banned, you banned me for no reason sir.I promise I will behave like a gentleman
[2025-11-09 05:44:27] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: Yeah all the APIs are there to make it yourself. Or just customise the widgets however your want on a desktop size screen. Mobile doesn't support it though
[2025-11-09 05:44:45] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: Ah then im fd
[2025-11-09 05:45:08] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: rekt ser
[2025-11-09 05:45:08] BitMEX_Chet : I promise laptops aren't that scary
[2025-11-09 05:45:35] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: sir looks like I can never become an admin
[2025-11-09 05:45:36] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: promise to unF the ui
[2025-11-09 05:45:50] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: sir it is my sweet dream to be an admin
[2025-11-09 05:45:54] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: he said you are far too gay to be in position of power ser :pepe:
[2025-11-09 05:46:06] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaha
[2025-11-09 05:46:09] Slowcount : i would be the best ui guy. I would leave it be. Fing revolutionary
[2025-11-09 05:46:21] BlissRP : the evidence is those picture you put in the chat earlier just sayin hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhaaa
[2025-11-09 05:46:22] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: that one line from admin sir caused me bad health
[2025-11-09 05:46:30] Mr. Axelrod : now I need some laugh to restore my health back
[2025-11-09 05:46:37] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: i am sorry ser, i am sure sermoon can increase your health
[2025-11-09 05:46:38] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: is also doing good in terms of health
[2025-11-09 05:46:56] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: yes yes
[2025-11-09 05:47:14] BlissRP : Slowcount: you would be the best everything guy mr lebread mr 23million in volume per day ser
[2025-11-09 05:47:22] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: Until management wants anything new... But yeah email me at support@bitmex.com and happy to work with you to make the phone UI better. I will get the extra details added to the position vs just the 3 columns currently shown
[2025-11-09 05:47:46] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: sir thank you sir . I am seriously a gentleman sir
[2025-11-09 05:47:51] Mr. Axelrod : please dont get me wrong
[2025-11-09 05:47:54] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: 🏆
[2025-11-09 05:48:05] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: what does your health say now ?
[2025-11-09 05:48:07] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2025-11-09 05:48:19] BitMEX_Chet : Mr. Axelrod: Shoot your resume through, we can only pay in ban hammer access though
[2025-11-09 05:48:38] Slowcount : Mr. Axelrod: still in the red until I can trade normally like a few days ago
[2025-11-09 05:48:39] BlissRP : with great power comes great responsibility ser @Mr. Axelrod
[2025-11-09 05:48:51] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: thank you so much sir , I will send it to support@bitmex.com sir
[2025-11-09 05:49:06] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: absolutely sir
[2025-11-09 05:49:31] BlissRP : Slowcount: just add more ser, the greatest trader in the galaxy Erwinos also adds to losing positons and he never loses ser
[2025-11-09 05:52:52] Slowcount : I still can’t manage to get those five pieces of info on one screen for one position. I’m trying. My health meter just explodes when sites or apps force their ui genius on us. We get that u went to design school and ur hot sh_t but we just need clear info. I know my health is jacked. I don’t need your fancy graphic
[2025-11-09 05:53:25] BlissRP : Slowcount: try getting on your other 3 accounts ser maybe they need a crowd
[2025-11-09 05:54:18] Slowcount : my other exchanges dont f W their ui as much
[2025-11-09 05:54:20] SerMoon : I can't wait for the market open
[2025-11-09 05:54:27] SerMoon : it will be insane
[2025-11-09 05:54:42] SerMoon : BitMEX_Chet: what do you think ser, are we going to the moon next week ?
[2025-11-09 05:55:08] BlissRP : Slowcount: probably because they arent old as fk
[2025-11-09 05:55:19] BlissRP : /since ``` :bitmex: BlissRP has been on BitMEX since Dec 23, 2018. ```
[2025-11-09 05:56:29] SerMoon : Chet also, let me know if web team is looking for a very ambitious react dev
[2025-11-09 05:57:28] Pez : BitMEX_Chet: let's meet up for beers before the new years
[2025-11-09 05:57:34] SerMoon : someone who has the ambition of a polar bear
[2025-11-09 05:57:54] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: you’ll see the details on mobile if you hit the expand arrow thing. But yeah it needs to be there all the time
[2025-11-09 05:58:17] BitMEX_Chet : If the market doesn’t moon it’s going to be a sad Christmas this year
[2025-11-09 05:58:19] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: ✅
[2025-11-09 05:58:31] SerMoon : :rocket::downrocket:
[2025-11-09 05:58:39] Pez : True story. Chet and I are best friends.
[2025-11-09 05:59:27] BitMEX_Chet : Pez: beers to celebrate or more beers if it doesn’t moon
[2025-11-09 05:59:42] BitMEX_Chet : Damn here you are airing my dirty laundry
[2025-11-09 05:59:50] Pez : BitMEX_Chet: just "haven't seen you in 6 months beers"
[2025-11-09 05:59:54] SerMoon : bears to celebrate
[2025-11-09 06:00:25] Slowcount : And the available balance. 6 pieces of info. Sorry if im getting greedy but thats what I was used to a few days ago here
[2025-11-09 06:00:28] Pez : If it doesn't moon you are buying the beers
[2025-11-09 06:00:55] BitMEX_Chet : Damn didn’t know you missed me that much, or just need it with how big those positions are getting
[2025-11-09 06:00:55] Pez : I've got a 1.2m long. If it moons I'll buy the beers
[2025-11-09 06:01:08] Slowcount : and the number to my gamblers anon sponsor, 7 pieces if info
[2025-11-09 06:01:26] BitMEX_Chet : Slowcount: isn’t that in the health section, or you want it per position for single asset?
[2025-11-09 06:01:35] Pez : /position xbtz25 ``` :bitmex: XBTZ25: 326,800 USD @ 97831.0848 ```
[2025-11-09 06:01:36] SerMoon : arthurs on the phone he says calm down guys moon is ahead
[2025-11-09 06:01:42] Pez : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 850,000 USD @ 110673.3366 ```
[2025-11-09 06:02:11] G00se : solid entries tbh
[2025-11-09 06:03:04] jjhiijiji : if the whales that keep dumping are smart, they would let it rally on low volume over the weekend after the pump, incite more fomo and continue dumping on monday when liquidity returns. i dont get why it would dump this weekend.
[2025-11-09 06:03:22] Pez : jjhiijiji: have no fear
[2025-11-09 06:03:28] Pez : jjhiijiji: I've seen the future
[2025-11-09 06:03:46] Pez : jjhiijiji: $180k by March 2026
[2025-11-09 06:04:08] jjhiijiji : yes next year will be new highs no doubt, im talking about short term
[2025-11-09 06:05:22] Pez : jjhiijiji: short term is up only
[2025-11-09 06:05:36] Pez : jjhiijiji: Saylor has come in clutch
[2025-11-09 06:05:45] Pez : jjhiijiji: he is the GOAT
[2025-11-09 06:06:12] Pez : G00se: ty sir
[2025-11-09 06:06:29] Mr. Axelrod : @admin please ban @Pez
[2025-11-09 06:06:36] jjhiijiji : why have we been dumping since friday close then, saylor is desperate selling stock at premium price to buy btc before he gets fcked
[2025-11-09 06:06:37] Pez : SerMoon: Arthur doesn't know shit about BTC
[2025-11-09 06:06:40] Mr. Axelrod : he is always too bullish
[2025-11-09 06:06:42] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2025-11-09 06:06:54] Pez : jjhiijiji: fuck you you don't know what you are talking about
[2025-11-09 06:07:07] jjhiijiji : man wasnt saylor in europe
[2025-11-09 06:07:07] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: sir i know everything :arthur:
[2025-11-09 06:07:13] jjhiijiji : selling premium price stock
[2025-11-09 06:07:13] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: luv u sir
[2025-11-09 06:07:17] jjhiijiji : to desperately raise funds
[2025-11-09 06:07:18] jjhiijiji : he was
[2025-11-09 06:07:19] BlissRP : jjhiijiji: weekend is for scamming ser
[2025-11-09 06:07:20] SerMoon : :arthur: arthur doesnt know sht
[2025-11-09 06:07:22] jjhiijiji : the past days
[2025-11-09 06:07:30] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:07:36] Mr. Axelrod : jjhiijiji: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:07:37] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:07:39] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: I dream of a world without axrod
[2025-11-09 06:07:41] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:07:49] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: haahahhahah hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:07:54] SerMoon : and he wants to wield banhammer
[2025-11-09 06:08:02] SerMoon : on top of this behaviour
[2025-11-09 06:08:06] SerMoon : the audacity
[2025-11-09 06:08:12] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: sir but I am also a bull just a temp bear
[2025-11-09 06:08:16] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:08:19] jjhiijiji : this is actually the first time saylor is buying a dump and not an ATH
[2025-11-09 06:08:24] jjhiijiji : shows how desperate he is
[2025-11-09 06:08:39] Slowcount : BitMEX_Chet: Whats ur email again?
[2025-11-09 06:08:54] jjhiijiji : hes usually so confident buying tops, now hes scrambling while btc crashing
[2025-11-09 06:08:56] Mr. Axelrod : Slowcount: support@bitmex.com and mention it is for Chet
[2025-11-09 06:09:12] Mr. Axelrod : jjhiijiji: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:09:21] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:09:29] SerMoon : :pepe:
[2025-11-09 06:09:36] PeacenLuv : Ram Jam - Black Betty new 3hr btc i think
[2025-11-09 06:09:40] PeacenLuv : bullish
[2025-11-09 06:09:43] Mr. Axelrod : when there is too much tension, I prefer to laugh my ass off
[2025-11-09 06:09:50] PeacenLuv : hmm
[2025-11-09 06:09:50] Mr. Axelrod : hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha @SerMoon
[2025-11-09 06:09:56] SerMoon : its called laughing meditation
[2025-11-09 06:09:59] BlissRP : jjhiijiji: yes damp it
[2025-11-09 06:10:02] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/OvoNp2yZ/
[2025-11-09 06:10:05] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: tbh as annoying as you are. Next time I'm in HK I'll come see you
[2025-11-09 06:10:17] SerMoon : that's how you release things that got deep inside you
[2025-11-09 06:10:24] Pez : And we can have a beer
[2025-11-09 06:10:27] SerMoon : serious tension deep inside
[2025-11-09 06:10:30] Pez : And be friends
[2025-11-09 06:10:32] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: hahhahahha, luv u sir .I will certainly wait for you and will go for drinks
[2025-11-09 06:10:42] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: mahalo sir mahalo
[2025-11-09 06:10:51] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: I earn so little money now I'm not sure I will ever visit
[2025-11-09 06:10:56] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: 1000% drinks on me
[2025-11-09 06:11:11] SerMoon : lots of mahalos inside
[2025-11-09 06:11:22] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: + 1
[2025-11-09 06:11:23] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: sir please dont disrespect me , you are already a billionaire
[2025-11-09 06:11:34] PeacenLuv : sui coin bullish support
[2025-11-09 06:11:36] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: yes but that money is not for you
[2025-11-09 06:11:39] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: guys like me are just getting REKT
[2025-11-09 06:11:40] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/16izyjCx/
[2025-11-09 06:11:46] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha
[2025-11-09 06:11:52] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: +10000000
[2025-11-09 06:11:59] SerMoon : we are middle class :pepe:
[2025-11-09 06:12:03] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: how deep
[2025-11-09 06:12:11] SerMoon : Mr. Axelrod: way deep
[2025-11-09 06:12:13] Mr. Axelrod : is it from ass to mouth deep
[2025-11-09 06:12:16] Mr. Axelrod : ?
[2025-11-09 06:12:22] Pez : It's my birthday today
[2025-11-09 06:12:23] SerMoon : all the way deep sandeep
[2025-11-09 06:12:24] Mr. Axelrod : hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha hhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha @SerMoon
[2025-11-09 06:12:48] Pez : I am 36 years old
[2025-11-09 06:12:49] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: sir a very happy birthday to you sir... today is the greatest day for bullas
[2025-11-09 06:12:56] SerMoon : heyyy happy birthday man
[2025-11-09 06:12:58] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: sir I am just 18 now
[2025-11-09 06:13:09] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: to you too also
[2025-11-09 06:13:15] Mr. Axelrod : mahalo sir mahalo :doge
[2025-11-09 06:13:17] Mr. Axelrod : :doge:
[2025-11-09 06:13:28] 45th_blown_account : Pez: happy bday :doge:
[2025-11-09 06:13:37] PeacenLuv : Slowcount: on yur layout tab upper right theres position n orders scrolled down i use that
[2025-11-09 06:13:43] Mr. Axelrod : :cake: :party: :cake: @pex
[2025-11-09 06:13:56] PeacenLuv : i think its functional expsnd n contractz
[2025-11-09 06:13:56] SerMoon : wow I thought I was younger than you, we almost same age eh
[2025-11-09 06:14:05] Mr. Axelrod : :cake: :party :cake: :cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake::cake: :party :cake:
[2025-11-09 06:14:18] Pez : 36 and a Multi multi millionaire.
[2025-11-09 06:14:28] Pez : From trading against you slags
[2025-11-09 06:14:34] SerMoon : your social status gives you an older man impression
[2025-11-09 06:14:37] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: hahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha, sir i actually just crossed 50
[2025-11-09 06:14:38] SerMoon : :arthur:
[2025-11-09 06:14:44] Pez : All the money you have lost. Went to me
[2025-11-09 06:14:49] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: did you call us slags ?
[2025-11-09 06:15:04] Mr. Axelrod : sir this is a disrespect , I dont want to see you banned on your birthday sir :kek:
[2025-11-09 06:15:08] 45th_blown_account : did you say 36 ? wtf
[2025-11-09 06:15:15] SerMoon : pez is the mohammad ali of bitmex
[2025-11-09 06:15:24] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: i think if he paid you that you wouldnt be so upset ser. but you have to do your part of the deal too
[2025-11-09 06:15:26] BlissRP : :doge:
[2025-11-09 06:15:28] Pez : 36 today.
[2025-11-09 06:15:32] PeacenLuv : trading positions n orders i stik it under chart sidebar left roll with the health yellow n red nboth bad to me though
[2025-11-09 06:15:32] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahaa
[2025-11-09 06:15:33] SerMoon : everyone's down, he's still surviving
[2025-11-09 06:15:44] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :doge:
[2025-11-09 06:15:47] PeacenLuv : i want all green sidebar
[2025-11-09 06:15:56] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: he is a fighter
[2025-11-09 06:16:07] BlissRP : SerMoon: you are all down?
[2025-11-09 06:16:10] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2025-11-09 06:16:11] Mr. Axelrod : at an age of 50+ I am still not even a millionaire what a shame
[2025-11-09 06:16:13] SerMoon : :arthur:
[2025-11-09 06:16:16] SerMoon : we are down
[2025-11-09 06:16:19] SerMoon : most of us
[2025-11-09 06:16:29] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: @SerMoon did you get your monthly period?
[2025-11-09 06:16:35] PeacenLuv : i dunnoh if i can green that health thing so ill prolly ban mute or ill get rid of sidebar just ode set abov n below now
[2025-11-09 06:16:35] SerMoon : Mr. Axelrod: tell them alfred
[2025-11-09 06:16:37] Mr. Axelrod : how rough is it ?
[2025-11-09 06:16:42] Pez : Do you think $15m is enough to retire?
[2025-11-09 06:16:45] PeacenLuv : i cant say its dum
[2025-11-09 06:16:49] SerMoon : not in sydney
[2025-11-09 06:16:56] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: naah not for u , it is peanuts
[2025-11-09 06:17:01] SerMoon : :arthur:
[2025-11-09 06:17:06] BlissRP : how do you know this? just because most people lose statistically? or you feel the chakra in the box? or see the people in your club? plz explain am curious ser
[2025-11-09 06:17:11] BlissRP : SerMoon:
[2025-11-09 06:17:18] SerMoon : in sydney homeless people have 25m in their super
[2025-11-09 06:17:22] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: has lost her virginity today
[2025-11-09 06:17:28] Mr. Axelrod : hahahhahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahhahaa
[2025-11-09 06:17:31] BlissRP : SerMoon: congratulations ser!
[2025-11-09 06:17:39] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: what the fack , you serious 25m ?
[2025-11-09 06:17:43] Pez : SerMoon: good job mate
[2025-11-09 06:17:46] PeacenLuv : i can only object
[2025-11-09 06:17:51] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: hahahhahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahhahaa
[2025-11-09 06:18:18] Pez : SerMoon: why would you think I live in Sydney.
[2025-11-09 06:18:34] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/HaVFhUwL/ btc 3hr floating in limbo here
[2025-11-09 06:18:37] Mr. Axelrod : alright sirs - will catch u guys after a ciggie break
[2025-11-09 06:18:39] Pez : Sydney is a hell hole only crazy people like Chet would survive
[2025-11-09 06:18:50] SerMoon : lol, I just love comparing everything to sydney
[2025-11-09 06:18:51] SerMoon : it's fun
[2025-11-09 06:18:54] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: did you call our Admin Chet crazy ?
[2025-11-09 06:19:01] BlissRP : SerMoon: 42 p sherman ser
[2025-11-09 06:19:04] BlissRP : wallaby way
[2025-11-09 06:19:11] Mr. Axelrod : @BitMEX_Chet look what @pez is saying hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha
[2025-11-09 06:19:13] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: little known fact is I was his boss
[2025-11-09 06:19:26] BlissRP : Pez: now boss of nothing :pepe:
[2025-11-09 06:19:29] BlissRP : boss of being wrong
[2025-11-09 06:19:32] PeacenLuv : 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 RaceReel Studio btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5yYICFJMg
[2025-11-09 06:19:32] BlissRP : :doge:
[2025-11-09 06:19:36] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: seriously sir? so you work at bitmex ?
[2025-11-09 06:19:39] SerMoon : and he's not celebrating your birthday ser
[2025-11-09 06:19:55] SerMoon : he went into hiding
[2025-11-09 06:19:55] Pez : BlissRP: just wait till they beg for me to come back
[2025-11-09 06:20:01] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: now Chet must be feeling good that Pez is gone
[2025-11-09 06:20:08] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: I was the bitmex GOAT
[2025-11-09 06:20:29] SerMoon : I can talk arthur into getting you back, if you can convince someone to also get me back
[2025-11-09 06:20:30] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: oh good to hear that. Sir I have been always wanting to work at bitmex. How can i join ?
[2025-11-09 06:20:44] SerMoon : :arthur:
[2025-11-09 06:20:50] Mr. Axelrod : one day my dream is to join btimex :arthur:
[2025-11-09 06:20:56] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: laugh less, and be very bad at making UI's
[2025-11-09 06:20:59] BlissRP : i think you will have good shot
[2025-11-09 06:21:03] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: u laughing at me ?
[2025-11-09 06:21:04] SerMoon : I'm on the phone with arthur he says he's up for it
[2025-11-09 06:21:11] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: haahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
[2025-11-09 06:21:12] SerMoon : he wants to see us back
[2025-11-09 06:21:23] Pez : BlissRP: I'll tell you, I just tried to signup for a normal brokerage
[2025-11-09 06:21:24] Mr. Axelrod : SerMoon: up for what ?
[2025-11-09 06:21:33] SerMoon : Pez: IBKR ser ?
[2025-11-09 06:21:41] Pez : BlissRP: and holy shit bitmex is GOATed
[2025-11-09 06:21:56] Pez : SerMoon: yes them.. also CMC and 2 others. All terrible
[2025-11-09 06:22:12] SerMoon : they suck balls indeed but they do have diverse reach into different global assets
[2025-11-09 06:22:13] Pez : I got so much shit at work for the bitmex UI.
[2025-11-09 06:22:33] Pez : But actually we were pretty good vs our competitors
[2025-11-09 06:22:40] SerMoon : we could come up with a much better client if we coded something over a few weekends with their API probably
[2025-11-09 06:23:00] Pez : Not that we couldn't do better. But it's not like we have infinite budget
[2025-11-09 06:23:24] Pez : Yeah maybe and I did suggest that a few times
[2025-11-09 06:23:25] 45th_blown_account : bitmex used to be #1 exchange
[2025-11-09 06:23:37] Pez : But the edge cases kill you
[2025-11-09 06:23:41] 45th_blown_account : in btc volume
[2025-11-09 06:23:44] SerMoon : yeah fking tech debt lol
[2025-11-09 06:24:17] Pez : Tbh I'll defend my team to the death. We were GOATed
[2025-11-09 06:24:32] Pez : The 8 from 2023
[2025-11-09 06:24:33] SerMoon : bitmex can get back to the days of #1 if they hired pez again
[2025-11-09 06:24:39] Pez : Or was it 2022.
[2025-11-09 06:24:53] Pez : Anyways those 8 were the best in the world
[2025-11-09 06:25:25] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: now I have only two dreams 1. to work at bitmex and 2. to become an admin one day and ban few guys and then unban then and then ban them again :kek:
[2025-11-09 06:25:39] Mr. Axelrod : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2025-11-09 06:25:42] Pez : Mr. Axelrod: even you don't understand
[2025-11-09 06:25:51] Mr. Axelrod : Pez: hahahhahahahahahhahhaaa
[2025-11-09 06:26:00] Pez : There is something about being part of a proper GOAT team
[2025-11-09 06:26:01] BlissRP : Pez: im just being a troll, i find it looks ok, its definitely different. havent actually placed a trade here in years though so cant comment on how open positions look
[2025-11-09 06:26:18] Mr. Axelrod : I love goat meat tbh
[2025-11-09 06:26:20] Mr. Axelrod : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2025-11-09 06:26:38] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: we are all troll here
[2025-11-09 06:26:43] Mr. Axelrod : otherwise I luv u all
[2025-11-09 06:26:48] SerMoon : we should make money and then buy bitmex