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[2025-08-09 00:22:02] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Linus is a G
[2025-08-09 00:22:14] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I have an EE degree it's how I know all this shit
[2025-08-09 00:22:21] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Linus is my idol
[2025-08-09 00:22:49] leBread : I know nothing I am just talking and writing alot and know how to push buttons on a keyboard quickly.
[2025-08-09 00:23:25] leBread : However it is fun to finally talk to someojne that is trying to find good things about the us and their inventions, because thats rare.
[2025-08-09 00:23:51] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I just study a lot of invention
[2025-08-09 00:23:59] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : The history of inventions. Physics etc
[2025-08-09 00:24:10] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : America has its role and then gave it to China
[2025-08-09 00:24:24] leBread : What does your studies tell you about Sweden? Do we have anything that was good for the world?
[2025-08-09 00:24:24] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Stupid fks
[2025-08-09 00:24:27] bluemaster : I need to find something to occupy my time while waiting for futures to expire. I cannot see the point in logging here more than a few times per year to rebalance positions.
[2025-08-09 00:24:32] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Yes Sweden has done a lot
[2025-08-09 00:24:35] Laplace : If mum memory is correct, Shockley invented the transistor
[2025-08-09 00:24:38] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Especially in physics
[2025-08-09 00:24:53] leBread : And still Sweden is ignored most of the times.
[2025-08-09 00:25:11] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : You also invented a lot of military strategy and doctrine
[2025-08-09 00:25:51] leBread : Indeed we did and we are still to date, one of the worlds biggest military industries even though we are "neutral".
[2025-08-09 00:26:13] leBread : One of the reasons why no one wants to attack our little corner of the world.
[2025-08-09 00:26:16] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : You were the first to standazie firearms
[2025-08-09 00:26:21] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Which is huge
[2025-08-09 00:26:36] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I remember that one
[2025-08-09 00:26:51] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : It gets wrongly attributed to America when they figure it out 200 years later
[2025-08-09 00:27:18] leBread : mm, this is one of the reasons why I look down on the US and their inventions, because most of theyr inventions is built on top of inventions from Sweden.
[2025-08-09 00:27:37] Laplace : leBread: “The first patent[11] for the field-effect transistor principle was filed in Canada by Austrian-Hungarian physicist Julius Edgar Lilienfeld on October 22, 1925”, why didn’t he get Nobel prize?
[2025-08-09 00:28:10] leBread : Laplace: I actually is looking up the exact same thing and I have no answer, because he should.
[2025-08-09 00:28:40] Laplace : Har to believe, that time only relays were getting adopted
[2025-08-09 00:28:41] leBread : I recently (within last 30 minutes) learned he was canadian.
[2025-08-09 00:28:59] leBread : Nobel price is Swedish btw.
[2025-08-09 00:29:28] Laplace : leBread: Hungarian sounds more plausible
[2025-08-09 00:29:47] Laplace : They had some many bright minds that time
[2025-08-09 00:29:51] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : They vikings also developed many things that had to be reinvented
[2025-08-09 00:29:53] leBread : Why? Alfred Nobel was a Swede.
[2025-08-09 00:30:17] leBread : There is nothing to say that Alfred Nobel was Hungarian?
[2025-08-09 00:30:35] leBread : Vikings invented the compass, which is rather important.
[2025-08-09 00:30:41] Laplace : leBread: I am talking about Edgar
[2025-08-09 00:30:50] Laplace : Nobel was much earlier, no
[2025-08-09 00:31:19] leBread : Laplace: Edgar who?
[2025-08-09 00:31:42] 45th_blown_account : :pepe: BMEX :pepe: tragic
[2025-08-09 00:31:49] leBread : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Nobel 1833-1896
[2025-08-09 00:31:51] Laplace : Julius Edgar Lilienfeld
[2025-08-09 00:33:07] leBread : Laplace: yeah Nobel was earlier, but they are still giving out rewards in his name.
[2025-08-09 00:34:01] leBread : Julius Edgar Lilienfeld seems like a failour since he never was able to build the first FET transistor.
[2025-08-09 00:34:14] leBread : Might be why I never heard his name before today.
[2025-08-09 00:35:55] Laplace : leBread: 👍🏻
[2025-08-09 00:46:30] leBread : Laplace: Sir, my pronunces is the the once you didnt use so now I am mad.
[2025-08-09 01:02:12] RichardNixon : hi
[2025-08-09 01:16:01] Pilot : RichardNixon: hi babe
[2025-08-09 01:47:15] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Well I was stopped out in profit gl everyone
[2025-08-09 01:55:43] Pilot : where did my golfish go
[2025-08-09 01:55:48] Pilot : https://streamable.com/hh6cur
[2025-08-09 01:55:52] Pilot : here now lol
[2025-08-09 01:56:39] Pilot : tekkin
[2025-08-09 01:56:53] Pilot : gonna have to keep my eyes on these asians
[2025-08-09 01:57:07] Pilot : half dancing half charting
[2025-08-09 01:57:19] Pilot : what a funny life we live lads
[2025-08-09 01:57:59] bluemaster : Pilot: Nice to see you are back, you say a few months and back in a day , no one ever left Bitmex mate we are here forever https://ac.com.au/upload/sp/youarehereforewer.png
[2025-08-09 01:58:29] Pilot : Thats the way 💪😎
[2025-08-09 01:59:08] Pilot : Ok dump it ;)
[2025-08-09 01:59:45] Pilot : Was never out in the first place lol
[2025-08-09 01:59:57] bluemaster : Pilot: I am all in 250 x 😜
[2025-08-09 02:00:02] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100 USD @ 116478.2 ```
[2025-08-09 02:00:13] Pilot : But was a cool friday bit of volatility xxx
[2025-08-09 02:00:50] Pilot : /position btcz25 ``` :bitmex: XBTZ25: 47,000 USD @ 120232.7706 ```
[2025-08-09 02:01:02] bluemaster : Pilot: I am just waiting for you to go big short and let me load my big long 😁
[2025-08-09 02:01:04] Pilot : This one is just for the meme
[2025-08-09 02:01:22] Pilot : bluemaster: 😎 i will let everyone know and do /liq hehe
[2025-08-09 02:01:40] Pilot : Someone is monitoring this box
[2025-08-09 02:01:45] Pilot : and i love it
[2025-08-09 02:02:13] bluemaster : Pilot: nah , Bitmex guys are honest crooks this is my favorite Bucket Shop
[2025-08-09 02:04:23] Pilot : fromBot: false
[2025-08-09 02:04:38] Pilot : OK GOING SHORT
[2025-08-09 02:04:48] Pilot : REKT BULLS
[2025-08-09 02:06:13] Mr. Axelrod : bluemaster: i told ya Pilot flipped to long at 113K
[2025-08-09 02:06:31] Pilot : Mr. Axelrod: Shhh
[2025-08-09 02:06:34] Pilot : ;)
[2025-08-09 02:06:40] Pilot : i saw thar the other day lol
[2025-08-09 02:06:44] Pilot : i just said nothing
[2025-08-09 02:06:55] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: lol :pepe:
[2025-08-09 02:07:30] Pilot : /liq xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 112829.9 ```
[2025-08-09 02:07:36] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: but I became fan of your million dollar short position you help somewhere close to 114700
[2025-08-09 02:07:37] bluemaster : Mr. Axelrod: I like Pilot he remind me of "The Boy Plunger," little Jesse Lauriston Livermore
[2025-08-09 02:07:38] Pilot : OH SHIT
[2025-08-09 02:08:11] Mr. Axelrod : bluemaster: hahahahaha, @Pilot got the balls with diamond hands
[2025-08-09 02:08:35] bluemaster : Mr. Axelrod: he is young why not
[2025-08-09 02:09:13] Pilot : ok liq me while im at this rave so i can get in lower
[2025-08-09 02:09:19] Pilot : lubs ya
[2025-08-09 02:09:41] Pilot : sad little bot sitting in the smoking area on bitmex lmao
[2025-08-09 02:12:44] bluemaster : Pilot: to be honest with everyone here I have become first time bearish in the last 3 years .All this good news and Bitcoin Performance is miserable , don;t trust tSaylor,CZ or Gemini or Coinbase or Max or anyone
[2025-08-09 02:13:06] bluemaster : Performance 5 Day 2.90% 1 Month -1.39% 3 Month 12.90% YTD 24.76%
[2025-08-09 02:13:20] Pilot : I just watch open interest and funding rate tbh
[2025-08-09 02:13:32] bluemaster : shitcoins pumping on thin air is not going finish good
[2025-08-09 02:13:36] Pilot : Aggregate obs
[2025-08-09 02:13:49] Pilot : You used glassnode
[2025-08-09 02:14:04] Pilot : was gonna get the enterprise one and go data mental
[2025-08-09 02:14:39] Pilot : https://studio.glassnode.com/pricing
[2025-08-09 02:15:11] bluemaster : Pilot: I use my Python script to pull instant data
[2025-08-09 02:15:13] Pilot : bluemaster: yeah i just stick to btc i dont even touch eth tbh
[2025-08-09 02:15:18] Pilot : bluemaster: yep
[2025-08-09 02:16:01] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: at rave?
[2025-08-09 02:16:11] Pilot : Mr. Axelrod: yeah e1 regis
[2025-08-09 02:16:13] Mr. Axelrod : what are you smoking @Pilot ?
[2025-08-09 02:16:16] Pilot : vidnis above slmewhere
[2025-08-09 02:16:24] Pilot : Mr. Axelrod: usually crack or heroin
[2025-08-09 02:16:27] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: :doge:
[2025-08-09 02:16:38] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: man i miss those shit
[2025-08-09 02:16:39] Pilot : 😎
[2025-08-09 02:17:14] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: and no girls?
[2025-08-09 02:17:18] Pilot : Solo
[2025-08-09 02:17:20] Mr. Axelrod : that would be a spoiler
[2025-08-09 02:17:45] Pilot : ill face reveal maybe if everyone liqs me
[2025-08-09 02:17:59] Pilot : Ok back ro rhe dancing
[2025-08-09 02:18:03] Pilot : liq me
[2025-08-09 02:18:12] Pilot : /liq xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 112829.9 ```
[2025-08-09 02:18:35] bluemaster : Pilot: I only trade Bitcoin and would never consider investing in altcoins.
[2025-08-09 02:22:27] Mr. Axelrod : bluemaster: I only trade alts :kek:
[2025-08-09 02:22:43] Mr. Axelrod : at the end whatever generates you the money
[2025-08-09 02:23:43] bluemaster : Mr. Axelrod: I am not here for money I am here only for more BTC
[2025-08-09 02:23:49] bluemaster : don;t care for $ value
[2025-08-09 02:24:10] Mr. Axelrod : bluemaster: right, so even in terms of BTC you trade the USD contracts and generate BTC
[2025-08-09 02:24:12] Mr. Axelrod : :P
[2025-08-09 02:24:16] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusd ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: 0.0274 XBT RPNL, 0.0001 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 02:24:19] Mr. Axelrod : :D
[2025-08-09 02:24:25] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl suiusd ``` :bitmex: SUIUSD: 0.0029 XBT RPNL, 0.0013 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 02:24:29] Mr. Axelrod : :P
[2025-08-09 02:26:59] Laplace : Pilot: I got burned, no waiting for the dump
[2025-08-09 02:27:23] Laplace : /rpnl ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: -0.0002 XBT RPNL ```
[2025-08-09 02:27:52] Pilot : Ah man
[2025-08-09 02:27:59] Pilot : dudes i need to record this
[2025-08-09 02:28:12] Pilot : i tried chsrging my phone at this club
[2025-08-09 02:28:21] Pilot : and they are fuckin losing their ming
[2025-08-09 02:28:35] Pilot : because i dont use the rental box phone charger thing
[2025-08-09 02:28:41] Pilot : i just stuck a plug in the wall
[2025-08-09 02:28:47] Pilot : ans they are getting security
[2025-08-09 02:28:52] Pilot : unironically
[2025-08-09 02:28:55] Pilot : wtf is the uk
[2025-08-09 02:31:22] Pilot : now they are havint a discussion on kicking me out
[2025-08-09 02:31:30] Pilot : ok the charger is behind the bar bit
[2025-08-09 02:31:35] Pilot : so i kinda invaned
[2025-08-09 02:31:35] Laplace : Pilot: sounds terrible
[2025-08-09 02:31:47] Pilot : DUMP IT
[2025-08-09 02:33:19] boxxx : im idiot forgot basic thumb rule, long as btc with btc, short btc with usdt
[2025-08-09 02:35:34] bluemaster : boxxx: +1
[2025-08-09 02:47:52] Pilot : owner is trading
[2025-08-09 02:48:00] Pilot : and said im fine
[2025-08-09 02:48:08] Pilot : wrf this life is funt
[2025-08-09 02:48:23] Pilot : he put he number in my phone
[2025-08-09 02:49:28] Pilot : Send thise funds to pilot investments ltd
[2025-08-09 02:49:29] Pilot : xxx
[2025-08-09 02:49:49] Pilot : OH SJIT LOQUIDATED
[2025-08-09 02:49:50] Pilot : AHAIN
[2025-08-09 02:49:53] Pilot : NOIOOO
[2025-08-09 02:50:00] Pilot : DONT PUMP PLS
[2025-08-09 03:01:01] Pilot : ok shoetint
[2025-08-09 03:01:35] Pilot : Hello, Pilot here. Going short 25x 2m.
[2025-08-09 03:03:49] Pilot : https://streamable.com/w66d42
[2025-08-09 03:06:34] Pilot : Laplace: are you flat or in position
[2025-08-09 03:06:58] Laplace : Pilot: shrted
[2025-08-09 03:07:14] Pilot : just now?
[2025-08-09 03:07:25] Pilot : if so get out asap
[2025-08-09 03:08:13] Laplace : Pilot: nice music, but too many dudes
[2025-08-09 03:08:18] Laplace : Pilot: just now, why?
[2025-08-09 03:08:33] Pilot : yeah lol sweaty men
[2025-08-09 03:09:17] Pilot : 6 mins
[2025-08-09 03:10:16] Laplace : /rpnl adausd ``` :bitmex: ADAUSD: -0.0000 XBT RPNL ```
[2025-08-09 03:10:43] Laplace : /upnl adausd ``` :bitmex: ADAUSD: 0.0002 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 03:12:06] Pilot : Yeah just get out
[2025-08-09 03:12:13] Pilot : Trust me
[2025-08-09 03:12:29] Pilot : Optional xxx
[2025-08-09 03:13:13] Pilot : Huge liquidity pool incoming
[2025-08-09 03:14:11] Pilot : @laplace u safe bby
[2025-08-09 03:14:12] Laplace : Pilot: sht mayb u' rright
[2025-08-09 03:15:33] Pilot : Also volaility hit a super low and its time for some playaz to come online
[2025-08-09 03:16:31] Pilot : Had to charge my phone for a reason but tbh didn’t think we would bleef so much
[2025-08-09 03:17:52] Pilot : (This is jus t painting new daily bottom wick short trap)
[2025-08-09 03:19:01] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: send it
[2025-08-09 03:19:05] Mr. Axelrod : :rocket:
[2025-08-09 03:19:18] Pilot : Mr. Axelrod: DUMP IT
[2025-08-09 03:19:18] Laplace : Pilot: it might very well be a short trap
[2025-08-09 03:19:25] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: :pepe:
[2025-08-09 03:20:06] Pilot : Tbh OI is barely moving
[2025-08-09 03:20:30] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I want to short eth
[2025-08-09 03:20:56] Pilot : @bluemasternyou bots got a tele or somethin got plenty of boring python stuff and data
[2025-08-09 03:21:40] Pilot : @bluemaster
[2025-08-09 03:22:24] Pilot : @laplace did you close
[2025-08-09 03:22:36] Pilot : got about 8 mins
[2025-08-09 03:23:08] bluemaster : Pilot: I am using it for monitoring premiums for futures mostly
[2025-08-09 03:23:10] Laplace : Pilot: not yet, in fact my position went up
[2025-08-09 03:23:31] Pilot : bluemaster: ah yeah like annual funding codt
[2025-08-09 03:23:52] Pilot : I hodl mad long on here an short perps
[2025-08-09 03:24:13] Pilot : any genius can see cvd is useless aggregated
[2025-08-09 03:24:25] Pilot : befause its all just hesginf
[2025-08-09 03:24:34] bluemaster : Pilot: I am long perps and futures
[2025-08-09 03:24:43] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 80,100 USD @ 116442.9022 ```
[2025-08-09 03:24:43] Pilot : Yolo
[2025-08-09 03:25:28] Pilot : I short perps for funding and long futures across a bunch
[2025-08-09 03:25:33] Pilot : depends on their rages
[2025-08-09 03:25:38] Pilot : rates
[2025-08-09 03:26:48] Pilot : @laplace you have 4 minutes
[2025-08-09 03:27:09] Pilot : ususlly id tell the trollbox absolute bullshit
[2025-08-09 03:27:14] Pilot : just flip
[2025-08-09 03:28:01] Pilot : Are we the only people awake
[2025-08-09 03:28:13] Pilot : like i mean i dont really sleepnanyway
[2025-08-09 03:28:15] Pilot : but damn
[2025-08-09 03:28:20] bluemaster : Pilot: I spent too many coins last 3 years just trying to cover risk
[2025-08-09 03:28:20] Pilot : whwre is everyone
[2025-08-09 03:28:45] Pilot : @laplace bro
[2025-08-09 03:28:47] Laplace : Pilot: I trust you
[2025-08-09 03:28:54] Pilot : Flip
[2025-08-09 03:31:04] Pilot : https://youtu.be/nSRwzP23ifI
[2025-08-09 03:32:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSDT`: Sell 20950000 PEPE @ 0.000011684 ($244.82)
[2025-08-09 03:33:16] Pilot : ignore ronnie hes a cutie
[2025-08-09 03:34:15] Laplace : Pilot: https://www.irishstar.com/culture/entertainment/gina-carano-star-wars-lawsuit-35701904
[2025-08-09 03:35:31] Laplace : *In 2021, Carano also received criticism for tweets that ridiculed those wearing masks during the COVID-19 pandemic. She also previously angered members of the transgender community by listing on her X profile that her preferred pronouns were "boop/bop/beep."*
[2025-08-09 03:37:02] Pilot : Hahahacwtf
[2025-08-09 03:37:09] Pilot : BOOP BEEP BOOO BE
[2025-08-09 03:42:56] Laplace : Pilot: you were right
[2025-08-09 03:45:16] thankyousomuch : pullrun
[2025-08-09 03:47:03] Laplace : it's a bears trap again❗
[2025-08-09 03:48:41] Pilot : /zen 22m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 22 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2025-08-09 03:57:26] Laplace : Pilot: well spotted
[2025-08-09 03:59:18] Laplace : New high?
[2025-08-09 03:59:29] Laplace : /upnl ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: -0.0036 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 04:00:36] Laplace : https://www.youtube.com/live/pU2auRsvgL4
[2025-08-09 04:11:27] MANsa_MOONsa : LL_from_DEEZNOTES: come on ovver
[2025-08-09 04:11:40] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 0.0000 XBT RPNL, -0.0033 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 04:11:45] MANsa_MOONsa : waiting......
[2025-08-09 04:12:29] Pilot : @laplace commision baby
[2025-08-09 04:12:36] Pilot : jk lov ya
[2025-08-09 04:12:50] Laplace : 🙂
[2025-08-09 04:13:37] MANsa_MOONsa : why is number going up
[2025-08-09 04:13:42] MANsa_MOONsa : -_-
[2025-08-09 04:14:37] Pilot : MANsa_MOONsa: dump it
[2025-08-09 04:15:20] MANsa_MOONsa : ehhh
[2025-08-09 04:15:25] MANsa_MOONsa : maybe btc
[2025-08-09 04:15:32] MANsa_MOONsa : im short eth
[2025-08-09 04:16:10] Laplace : MANsa_MOONsa: it seems everyone is shorting ETH, soo we the price skyrockets
[2025-08-09 04:16:42] MANsa_MOONsa : my liquid is 4200 hope im safu lol
[2025-08-09 04:17:25] worldtripper : not safe
[2025-08-09 04:17:57] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/WZoT4oGJ/ 5min pumpin btc
[2025-08-09 04:18:50] Laplace : Pilot: https://youtu.be/D5Wakv3hRwc
[2025-08-09 04:19:25] Pilot : RUNNIN ENDS 23
[2025-08-09 04:20:07] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/e2F93jca/ 5min tweeked supports btc
[2025-08-09 04:20:36] MANsa_MOONsa : worldtripper: damn really ?
[2025-08-09 04:22:12] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I let my eth short go
[2025-08-09 04:22:14] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Fuck
[2025-08-09 04:22:16] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Hmm
[2025-08-09 04:23:30] Pilot : https://youtu.be/_h0Tg4NALGs?feature=shared
[2025-08-09 04:26:12] Pilot : Fakey wakey
[2025-08-09 04:26:24] Pilot : this doubke egg mcmuffin is goood
[2025-08-09 04:26:39] Pilot : whos ldn round here
[2025-08-09 04:27:26] Pilot : breakfast beers anyone
[2025-08-09 04:27:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 4063.66 ($946.84)
[2025-08-09 04:28:15] MANsa_MOONsa : ooof
[2025-08-09 04:29:06] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/j1j2ZdZJ/ chek 5min voll btc ooohhhfff
[2025-08-09 04:29:44] Pilot : PeacenLuv: good morning my deae
[2025-08-09 04:30:42] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/LSPZNLcA/ another bottomed out 3hr btc
[2025-08-09 04:33:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 72 Cont @ 4083.39 ($34,274.88) - McDonald's is hiring
[2025-08-09 04:36:31] Pilot : train to brum is so boring
[2025-08-09 04:36:38] Pilot : gonna stay in the bit citaayyy
[2025-08-09 04:36:52] Pilot : final fall for any bitmex londeres today
[2025-08-09 04:36:56] Pilot : pints on me
[2025-08-09 04:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSDT`: Buy 3100 XRP @ 3.3051 ($10,246.52) - Bonjour!
[2025-08-09 04:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 0.5600 ETH @ 4098.48 ($2,295.40) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2025-08-09 04:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 30000 DOGE @ 0.23172 ($6,952.38) - Buenos Dias!
[2025-08-09 04:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `UNIUSDT`: Buy 15 UNI @ 11.14 ($167.08)
[2025-08-09 04:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 30 Cont @ 4099.3 ($14,347.74) - Are ya winning, son?
[2025-08-09 04:37:22] Pilot : haha max pain
[2025-08-09 04:37:50] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/GyJJvxl2/ very gewd pump btc
[2025-08-09 04:38:28] Pilot : https://youtu.be/GTKKNAtc10s
[2025-08-09 04:38:43] Pilot : “How to buy balaclava london”
[2025-08-09 04:40:03] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/nNaxJk1o/ poppin 3hr tunnel
[2025-08-09 05:05:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 55 Cont @ 4114.36 ($26,378.39) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2025-08-09 05:05:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 4 ETH @ 4122.68 ($16,492.64) - Check your inbox
[2025-08-09 05:06:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 4161.76 ($485.35)
[2025-08-09 05:06:13] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 11.5600 ETH @ 4161.03 ($48,105.78) - Bonjour!
[2025-08-09 05:06:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 517 Cont @ 4202.01 ($253,571.27) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2025-08-09 05:07:16] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Wow
[2025-08-09 05:07:26] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : 4200 was indeed not safu lmao
[2025-08-09 05:09:23] speedwell : was that a stop hunt?
[2025-08-09 05:10:33] Pilot : that was interesting
[2025-08-09 05:12:30] Pilot : well
[2025-08-09 05:12:34] Pilot : this is interestint
[2025-08-09 05:13:46] "it will be........" : .
[2025-08-09 05:13:48] Pilot : Hmm
[2025-08-09 05:14:03] Pilot : someone is up to sumthin ay
[2025-08-09 05:14:36] speedwell : I longed then flipped short
[2025-08-09 05:14:54] speedwell : and now I don't know again
[2025-08-09 05:15:33] bmagic : Long
[2025-08-09 05:16:07] speedwell : it's had a good run, you'd think a bit of retrace is in order
[2025-08-09 05:18:45] Pilot : i almost got kicked out of kings cross
[2025-08-09 05:18:54] Pilot : for beint on 3%
[2025-08-09 05:18:56] Pilot : during this
[2025-08-09 05:19:00] Pilot : i went into waitros
[2025-08-09 05:19:15] Pilot : unplugged a self cerfice checkout
[2025-08-09 05:19:20] Pilot : for a socket
[2025-08-09 05:19:24] Pilot : to charge
[2025-08-09 05:21:38] Pilot : i need those fucking meta glasses
[2025-08-09 05:21:41] Pilot : ill get some today
[2025-08-09 05:21:46] Pilot : my life is retarded
[2025-08-09 05:22:03] Pilot : @laplace love you bri
[2025-08-09 05:22:07] Pilot : bro
[2025-08-09 05:24:20] Pilot : And we can’t even get a beer at 6:25 here
[2025-08-09 05:24:24] Pilot : I NEED A BEER
[2025-08-09 05:24:29] Pilot : 🤣
[2025-08-09 05:26:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 181.7 ($21.25)
[2025-08-09 05:31:46] boxxx : monthy adding a bit more and more for short with low low leverage.. still w8ing for those flash crashes.. but am i right bc of those "funds" etc.. they will not allow that anymore or will? if yes daam so many gonna bankcrupt and that will be giga flash crash.. prbly north koreans are real whales to do so with stolen coins
[2025-08-09 05:33:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 0.9800 ETH @ 4191.43 ($4,107.52) - all the 🩳 will be REKT!
[2025-08-09 05:41:24] marsin123 : /pnl ethu25 ``` :bitmex: ETHU25: 0.1283 XBT RPNL, 1.5097 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 05:41:39] marsin123 : /pnl linkusdt ``` :bitmex: LINKUSDT: 261.78 USDT RPNL, 643.62 USDT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 05:41:49] marsin123 : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 449.82 USDT RPNL, 141.33 USDT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 05:42:13] marsin123 : Did someone mention altseason
[2025-08-09 05:57:26] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl suiusd ``` :bitmex: SUIUSD: 0.0029 XBT RPNL, 0.0019 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-08-09 05:58:52] yellowpig : :doge:
[2025-08-09 06:16:36] jjhiijiji : Pilot: didnt you say you got liqd? are you back to try again?
[2025-08-09 06:16:47] Pilot : yeah i didnt lol
[2025-08-09 06:16:50] jjhiijiji : what
[2025-08-09 06:16:50] Pilot : was messing
[2025-08-09 06:16:54] jjhiijiji : oh
[2025-08-09 06:16:57] jjhiijiji : thank fck
[2025-08-09 06:16:58] Pilot : but still
[2025-08-09 06:16:59] jjhiijiji : grats :kek:
[2025-08-09 06:17:02] Pilot : i was at a club all night
[2025-08-09 06:17:06] Pilot : and what is this behaviour
[2025-08-09 06:17:11] Pilot : i an sitting in kngs cross
[2025-08-09 06:17:23] Pilot : plugged into a phone charger
[2025-08-09 06:17:24] Pilot : lol
[2025-08-09 06:17:38] jjhiijiji : ahah did you take anth last night
[2025-08-09 06:17:45] Pilot : strange price action
[2025-08-09 06:17:51] Pilot : nah just had a few drinks
[2025-08-09 06:17:59] jjhiijiji : shame
[2025-08-09 06:18:01] Pilot : and spent half of the night in bitmex ahaha
[2025-08-09 06:18:01] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2025-08-09 06:18:05] jjhiijiji : i mean
[2025-08-09 06:18:16] jjhiijiji : thats the only thing that would make sitting at kings cross morning after club night okay
[2025-08-09 06:18:32] Pilot : honestly just gonna go for a beer when this settles
[2025-08-09 06:18:46] Pilot : not long now i know there is spoons round corner
[2025-08-09 06:19:06] jjhiijiji : aaah man
[2025-08-09 06:19:16] Pilot : i look homeless lmao
[2025-08-09 06:19:17] jjhiijiji : wetherspoon
[2025-08-09 06:19:20] jjhiijiji : i miss those
[2025-08-09 06:19:28] jjhiijiji : beer and a burger
[2025-08-09 06:19:34] Pilot : Thats the way bri
[2025-08-09 06:19:43] Pilot : had a mcdonalds brecky thougg
[2025-08-09 06:19:47] jjhiijiji : aaaaaaaaah
[2025-08-09 06:19:51] jjhiijiji : man ur bringing me back please
[2025-08-09 06:19:54] jjhiijiji : nostalgia hitting
[2025-08-09 06:20:11] Pilot : where are ya nowadays
[2025-08-09 06:20:18] jjhiijiji : bangkok now
[2025-08-09 06:20:22] Pilot : im waiting on spanish passport
[2025-08-09 06:20:28] Pilot : then im somewhere in europe
[2025-08-09 06:20:35] Pilot : not sure where yet
[2025-08-09 06:20:43] Pilot : This place is going to pooo
[2025-08-09 06:20:52] Pilot : despite the nostalgia lol
[2025-08-09 06:21:29] jjhiijiji : i miss some things about it but yeah its changing and has changed and i can live better here with same money so
[2025-08-09 06:21:49] Pilot : Yeah maybe i should look at asia tbh
[2025-08-09 06:21:55] jjhiijiji : and tbh its much safer for my kids in most places here than it was in london
[2025-08-09 06:22:02] Pilot : jusr gotta get a place there or something right
[2025-08-09 06:22:18] Pilot : then they just go “heres ya visa bruh”
[2025-08-09 06:22:25] Pilot : 😎
[2025-08-09 06:22:32] jjhiijiji : you can even just start a company
[2025-08-09 06:22:36] jjhiijiji : and get a business visa for urself
[2025-08-09 06:22:40] jjhiijiji : it just costs some money
[2025-08-09 06:22:42] jjhiijiji : but its all doable
[2025-08-09 06:22:50] Pilot : Yeah no sweat
[2025-08-09 06:22:54] jjhiijiji : i have a guardian visa its easy cause my kid has education visa hes in school
[2025-08-09 06:23:07] Pilot : Makes sense
[2025-08-09 06:23:20] jjhiijiji : if ur paying for an international school they give ur kid an education visa and parents can follow
[2025-08-09 06:23:28] jjhiijiji : for you single kunts company is easy
[2025-08-09 06:23:35] Pilot : Sweet
[2025-08-09 06:23:46] Pilot : See you in a few months lmao
[2025-08-09 06:24:04] jjhiijiji : ahah sure thing ull love it
[2025-08-09 06:24:18] jjhiijiji : fck a few months though id say next week better ;)(
[2025-08-09 06:24:59] Pilot : Yeah lol
[2025-08-09 06:25:10] Pilot : show bobs
[2025-08-09 06:25:41] Pilot : im gonna find somewhere to find meta glasses
[2025-08-09 06:26:03] Pilot : what else is there to do today sirh this weird price action
[2025-08-09 06:26:54] jjhiijiji : if i was single and young id probably go like.. i dunno maybe tokyo if i could? or hong kong maybe but thats been in slight decline i think past decade or so
[2025-08-09 06:27:40] Pilot : Tokyo sounds cool
[2025-08-09 06:27:53] jjhiijiji : its probably one of the most interesting places to live on eaerth tbh ;p
[2025-08-09 06:29:16] jjhiijiji : man london was great too tbh relatively still is
[2025-08-09 06:29:40] Pilot : Yeah used to be vauxhall
[2025-08-09 06:29:55] Pilot : MI6 agent
[2025-08-09 06:30:04] jjhiijiji : wasnt that like far end of the picadilly or smth
[2025-08-09 06:30:09] jjhiijiji : or do i remember wrong
[2025-08-09 06:30:11] jjhiijiji : tube map
[2025-08-09 06:30:28] jjhiijiji : mi6 haha wish that was true
[2025-08-09 06:30:33] Pilot : Pimlico across bridge
[2025-08-09 06:30:54] Pilot : yeah mi5 i think it was lol
[2025-08-09 06:31:27] jjhiijiji : :kek: ur right
[2025-08-09 06:31:59] jjhiijiji : man thats a good area yeah
[2025-08-09 06:32:04] jjhiijiji : ur not too far from the palace right
[2025-08-09 06:32:27] jjhiijiji : so u have the nice park nearby
[2025-08-09 06:32:33] Pilot : nowadays cambridge
[2025-08-09 06:32:34] jjhiijiji : greenpark was it? cant remember
[2025-08-09 06:32:57] Pilot : some kid got stabbed in the neck last week
[2025-08-09 06:32:57] jjhiijiji : man cambridge lovely
[2025-08-09 06:33:03] jjhiijiji : ah fck ;/
[2025-08-09 06:33:08] jjhiijiji : shame
[2025-08-09 06:33:08] Pilot : in cambridge lol
[2025-08-09 06:33:17] jjhiijiji : fck... yeah not good
[2025-08-09 06:33:25] jjhiijiji : that was usually more london manchester birmingham etc
[2025-08-09 06:33:27] Pilot : I blame grime music
[2025-08-09 06:33:31] jjhiijiji : ahaha
[2025-08-09 06:33:43] jjhiijiji : still thoguh it must be really rare
[2025-08-09 06:33:47] jjhiijiji : maybe personal
[2025-08-09 06:33:54] Pilot : Yeah
[2025-08-09 06:33:54] jjhiijiji : that sh1t happens all around the world
[2025-08-09 06:34:33] jjhiijiji : hopefully my daughter goes to uni there or smth ;p
[2025-08-09 06:34:52] jjhiijiji : id feel pretty comfy if theyre in a place like that
[2025-08-09 06:35:03] Pilot : Yeah the uni has a great network
[2025-08-09 06:35:20] Pilot : I was chatting casually at a bar at 2 am with quant guys
[2025-08-09 06:35:22] Pilot : as in
[2025-08-09 06:35:36] Pilot : 50 year old money guys
[2025-08-09 06:35:50] Pilot : HFT credit default swaps
[2025-08-09 06:36:32] jjhiijiji : what lol
[2025-08-09 06:36:38] jjhiijiji : im reading about it now
[2025-08-09 06:36:55] Pilot : Yeah sec
[2025-08-09 06:37:24] Pilot : https://www.yu.edu/sites/default/files/inline-files/20210609_CMBX_microstructure.pdf
[2025-08-09 06:37:37] Pilot : Spoke to him for a good hour
[2025-08-09 06:38:52] jjhiijiji : ah christopoulos one of the studies hes referencing is a greek guy ;p im checking it out
[2025-08-09 06:39:00] jjhiijiji : no intentions just out of interest
[2025-08-09 06:39:03] Pilot : Yeah it was him
[2025-08-09 06:39:09] Pilot : Literallt
[2025-08-09 06:39:16] jjhiijiji : oh hahah nice
[2025-08-09 06:39:20] Pilot : He was there at Girton college
[2025-08-09 06:39:25] Pilot : land econ
[2025-08-09 06:39:44] Pilot : You heard of him lol?
[2025-08-09 06:39:59] jjhiijiji : i havnt heard of him no
[2025-08-09 06:40:39] Pilot : But yeah loads of cool folks in cambridge
[2025-08-09 06:40:58] jjhiijiji : ahah one of the footnotes
[2025-08-09 06:41:00] jjhiijiji : The private data was generously donated to us in electronic form by an anonymous CMBS executive from one of the world’s largest money managers.
[2025-08-09 06:41:07] jjhiijiji : lovely
[2025-08-09 06:41:15] Pilot : Aaha
[2025-08-09 06:41:39] jjhiijiji : definitely good connections when ur in these unis
[2025-08-09 06:41:55] Pilot : Also some guy called jeremy at algodynamix
[2025-08-09 06:42:05] Pilot : Funny guy
[2025-08-09 06:43:05] jjhiijiji : hmmm
[2025-08-09 06:43:10] jjhiijiji : ai trading eh
[2025-08-09 06:43:14] Pilot : Some kinda ai behavioural psychology trading guy
[2025-08-09 06:43:15] Pilot : yep
[2025-08-09 06:43:26] jjhiijiji : man i would lvoe to talk to him
[2025-08-09 06:43:55] jjhiijiji : put him on a joe rogan podcast or smth ;p let them speak for 3 hours
[2025-08-09 06:44:07] Pilot : He was up for a meeting with me but im a retard
[2025-08-09 06:44:10] Pilot : :)
[2025-08-09 06:44:12] Pilot : hahahha
[2025-08-09 06:44:36] Pilot : He does crypto too
[2025-08-09 06:44:41] Pilot : Hi Jeremy
[2025-08-09 06:44:47] Pilot : SAY SOMETHING JEREMY
[2025-08-09 06:45:01] jjhiijiji : https://www.algodynamix.com/crypto-analytics/
[2025-08-09 06:45:12] Pilot : The site is kinda shit lol
[2025-08-09 06:45:16] Pilot : not much on there
[2025-08-09 06:45:27] Pilot : but cool people nonetheless
[2025-08-09 06:45:41] jjhiijiji : so what you go to these guys
[2025-08-09 06:45:45] jjhiijiji : and they have theri AI you dont use it
[2025-08-09 06:45:50] jjhiijiji : and they tell you what to invest in
[2025-08-09 06:46:00] Pilot : https://youtu.be/J6sf-fIyB80
[2025-08-09 06:46:05] Pilot : Classic
[2025-08-09 06:47:37] Pilot : “But don’t worry, this is Cambridge. Everything is gonna be just fine..”
[2025-08-09 06:47:41] jjhiijiji : hahaha
[2025-08-09 06:47:45] jjhiijiji : yeah the guy rubbing the gate
[2025-08-09 06:47:51] jjhiijiji : i was just watching that part
[2025-08-09 06:48:08] jjhiijiji : known to be cancerous
[2025-08-09 06:48:10] jjhiijiji : but dont worry
[2025-08-09 06:48:13] jjhiijiji : this is cambridge..
[2025-08-09 06:48:18] Pilot : Brillianr
[2025-08-09 06:49:52] Pilot : Where should I go now in the bit british smoke
[2025-08-09 06:50:18] Pilot : Things are finally opening
[2025-08-09 06:54:06] jjhiijiji : gonna head out a bit myself cya
[2025-08-09 06:57:54] Pilot : Take it easy bro
[2025-08-09 07:04:07] GoldBart : good morning earthly traders
[2025-08-09 07:04:23] GoldBart : why we pumping
[2025-08-09 07:04:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : GoldBart: which pump?
[2025-08-09 07:04:54] GoldBart : eth
[2025-08-09 07:05:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : GoldBart: ah. its only scam
[2025-08-09 07:05:32] GoldBart : ahh that clears the air
[2025-08-09 07:05:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : GoldBart: +1
[2025-08-09 07:06:03] Pilot : GoldBart: No clue lol it was weird
[2025-08-09 07:06:18] Pilot : Round 2 incoming
[2025-08-09 07:06:25] GoldBart : hmn
[2025-08-09 07:06:45] GoldBart : /rpnl ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: -0.0236 XBT RPNL ```
[2025-08-09 07:06:47] Pilot : 0 sleep been clubbing and in London so going for a little shop around Oxford st
[2025-08-09 07:06:53] GoldBart : ouuch
[2025-08-09 07:07:15] GoldBart : Pilot: sounds like fun
[2025-08-09 07:10:55] GoldBart : now I see why
[2025-08-09 07:11:21] Pilot : whatcha mean lol
[2025-08-09 07:11:31] Pilot : are you in the toilet next to me
[2025-08-09 07:11:38] Pilot : wtf
[2025-08-09 07:11:44] GoldBart : 105 mil in eth short liquidated
[2025-08-09 07:11:52] Pilot : oh lol
[2025-08-09 07:11:53] GoldBart : short squeeze
[2025-08-09 07:11:55] Pilot : yep
[2025-08-09 07:12:18] GoldBart : guess this will happen to btc too
[2025-08-09 07:12:31] Pilot : gogogo
[2025-08-09 07:13:00] GoldBart : the christmas foam will be unreal this year
[2025-08-09 07:13:06] GoldBart : fomo*
[2025-08-09 07:16:06] Pilot : Probs xmas blowoff top lmao
[2025-08-09 07:16:12] Pilot : 250k imagine
[2025-08-09 07:16:50] Pilot : then we all go vegas and put our decade of earnings on red
[2025-08-09 07:18:44] Pilot : peacenluv wakeup
[2025-08-09 07:18:52] Pilot : its time for your usual stuff