This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2025-03-27 14:53:27] Mr. JB : 86k rejected 😢
[2025-03-27 14:53:31] Gandalf the Grey : we just need to set all payment to other accounts not owned by her
[2025-03-27 14:53:40] Gandalf the Grey : we will manage
[2025-03-27 14:53:50] Gandalf the Grey : we are scammers after all
[2025-03-27 14:53:54] Gandalf the Grey : haha
[2025-03-27 14:53:56] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: :arthur:
[2025-03-27 14:54:26] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd maybe she will kiss me now? ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 30,000 USD @ 86507.4353 ```
[2025-03-27 14:54:28] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD
[2025-03-27 14:54:32] MrLS : Back from where we dumped
[2025-03-27 14:54:35] MrLS : Guuudd
[2025-03-27 14:54:36] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: nice position
[2025-03-27 14:54:37] Mr. JB : Bullflag to 93k still in play
[2025-03-27 14:54:43] RonnieREKT : Lets go bulls!!!
[2025-03-27 14:55:08] Mr. JB : Gandalf the Grey: nice long sir.
[2025-03-27 14:55:19] MrLS : Crypto such a rollercoaster luv it
[2025-03-27 14:55:20] Gandalf the Grey : I wanted to add 10k more
[2025-03-27 14:55:20] Gandalf the Grey : but got scared
[2025-03-27 14:55:45] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: for the sake of your chick you should have opened a large massive position
[2025-03-27 14:55:57] Mr. JB : I should've tp'd from my 10k short. Got stopped out in the way back up.
[2025-03-27 14:56:00] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: god gave you an oppertunity
[2025-03-27 14:56:19] Gandalf the Grey : Nah no need to rush
[2025-03-27 14:56:24] Gandalf the Grey : better safe than rekt
[2025-03-27 14:56:44] Gandalf the Grey : She also has two hands she can long too
[2025-03-27 14:57:29] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: :doge: hands could be used for other purposes
[2025-03-27 15:00:25] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/5zisC2wr/ pumpittup 2hr btc
[2025-03-27 15:00:38] Gandalf the Grey : kchaitanya: yeah she is good in that too
[2025-03-27 15:00:44] Gandalf the Grey : just bad economic decisions
[2025-03-27 15:00:55] Gandalf the Grey : Saudi girls dumb lol
[2025-03-27 15:00:57] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: lol, I was just kidding mate :pepe:
[2025-03-27 15:01:08] Gandalf the Grey : hehe were you really hehe
[2025-03-27 15:01:21] Gandalf the Grey : :alpaca:
[2025-03-27 15:01:43] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: but as long as she is really good at what you need, thats all. Just dont let her trade
[2025-03-27 15:02:37] Gandalf the Grey : She said short 88.2k tho
[2025-03-27 15:02:42] Gandalf the Grey : that is seemed high
[2025-03-27 15:03:04] kchaitanya : Gandalf the Grey: u still gonna listen to her>
[2025-03-27 15:03:18] Gandalf the Grey : Only 3 percent
[2025-03-27 15:05:17] Gandalf the Grey : better be above 89k after iftar
[2025-03-27 15:08:04] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/ZCsjZRxy/ pumpittup xrp
[2025-03-27 15:08:20] Mr. JB : Can we call it an h&s painting on 1h. Right shoulder painting now.
[2025-03-27 15:09:07] Mr. JB : I did it again
[2025-03-27 15:09:11] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -7,100 USD @ 87216.6549 ```
[2025-03-27 15:10:17] MrLS : Imagiine this dumping all the way back
[2025-03-27 15:11:09] MrLS : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell 500 USD @ 91244 XBTUSD: Sell 500 USD @ undefined ```
[2025-03-27 15:12:52] MrLS : /orders ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: Sell 3 Cont @ 2160 ETHUSD: Sell 3 Cont @ undefined ```
[2025-03-27 15:15:02] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/n8cTbrm6/ pumpittup bitcoin 2 hr
[2025-03-27 15:18:26] MrLS : https://www.tradingview.com/x/p8x9MeIM imagine new ath on eth
[2025-03-27 15:18:51] Gandalf the Grey : MrLS: Vitalik needs to start eating
[2025-03-27 15:19:42] MrLS : 🤣
[2025-03-27 15:19:43] contract details : someone give vitalik some vegan chicken
[2025-03-27 15:19:48] dexswap : dam lovely recovery
[2025-03-27 15:19:56] dexswap : the V is real
[2025-03-27 15:21:09] MrLS : https://www.tradingview.com/x/X87OOey0 imagine 150k btc
[2025-03-27 15:22:00] MrLS : Now or never bulls
[2025-03-27 15:22:52] BMEXcheers : b1lly b1g b0ll0x
[2025-03-27 15:22:56] BMEXcheers : oi oi oiiiii
[2025-03-27 15:22:59] BMEXcheers : cmon big man
[2025-03-27 15:23:04] BMEXcheers : show us yer trades like
[2025-03-27 15:23:33] Dantjtaz : when breakout
[2025-03-27 15:25:49] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/1Ieunw4z/ lets see if we can go up
[2025-03-27 15:29:08] contract details : jigga striker strikes again
[2025-03-27 15:29:11] contract details : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 15:31:33] Gandalf the Grey : Yaaaaa
[2025-03-27 15:35:14] MrLS : Upnl red soon 💀
[2025-03-27 15:35:18] Dantjtaz : come on what is this weakness
[2025-03-27 15:35:37] MrLS : Indeed
[2025-03-27 15:36:19] Dantjtaz : going down again
[2025-03-27 15:36:24] Dantjtaz : boring
[2025-03-27 15:36:34] Dantjtaz : crab market
[2025-03-27 15:46:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 86771.4
[2025-03-27 15:46:20] ninnk : https://prnt.sc/hDPC6cpSXQq8
[2025-03-27 15:46:39] MrLS : Ded markwt
[2025-03-27 15:47:12] MrLS : Well atleast it moves 🤣
[2025-03-27 15:58:58] contract details : kuritsa was rotten cyka
[2025-03-27 15:59:30] Mr. JB : Look at that pretty 4h
[2025-03-27 15:59:31] NiceGuy : KURWAAAA
[2025-03-27 16:00:07] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0002 XBT RPNL, 0.0002 XBT UPNL ```
[2025-03-27 16:00:18] Mr. JB : Getting rich hehe
[2025-03-27 16:15:51] 45th_blown_account : moonbois reporting for duty :arthur:
[2025-03-27 16:31:50] Shawn-Williams : Wait for it. few hours
[2025-03-27 16:32:15] CaptainMooncoin : Gonna fall again
[2025-03-27 16:36:24] NiceGuy : when dump?
[2025-03-27 16:37:14] Dario1 : Arthur said 110K
[2025-03-27 16:37:25] Dario1 : but what could go wrong :arthur:
[2025-03-27 16:38:54] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/GCZ6oxIW/ xrp lower support safe longz
[2025-03-27 16:39:06] Crazydodger : walrus any good?
[2025-03-27 16:39:51] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/6AmzAWq2/ 2hr btc nuthin but up lezgohh
[2025-03-27 16:41:44] PeacenLuv : NiceGuy: KURWAAAA bully btc
[2025-03-27 16:43:37] PeacenLuv : No More Mr. Nice Guy Official Alice Cooper btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkRxh-8mpcQ
[2025-03-27 16:46:10] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/di4NSSXj/ bully supports up on xrp 5min
[2025-03-27 16:46:34] PeacenLuv : wen melania dump trump
[2025-03-27 16:47:34] PeacenLuv : Empire of the Clouds Iron Maiden btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CWTig2kBKE 3.02M subscriber
[2025-03-27 16:59:18] Joeyy132 : Say goodbye bulla
[2025-03-27 16:59:21] Joeyy132 : goodbye
[2025-03-27 17:01:55] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd i managed to catch the top after the wick of this 4h. Now dump it. ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -7,100 USD @ 87216.6549 ```
[2025-03-27 17:02:03] Mr. JB : *of
[2025-03-27 17:02:56] Joeyy132 : Rekt
[2025-03-27 17:02:57] Joeyy132 : rekt
[2025-03-27 17:02:59] Joeyy132 : rekt
[2025-03-27 17:03:00] Joeyy132 : rekt
[2025-03-27 17:03:01] Joeyy132 : rekt
[2025-03-27 17:03:02] Joeyy132 : rekt
[2025-03-27 17:03:09] Joeyy132 : Soon trollbox look like thsi
[2025-03-27 17:03:16] Joeyy132 : tonight
[2025-03-27 17:05:29] Mr. JB : It's staying below 87 now
[2025-03-27 17:06:40] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/KW757M46/ btfd xrp 5min
[2025-03-27 17:07:06] PeacenLuv : im in gewd company with dudez like the grey wizard hangin with mee
[2025-03-27 17:07:39] PeacenLuv : hiz wandll whack anyone of u im behind him
[2025-03-27 17:09:37] PeacenLuv : The Red and the Black Iron Maiden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT4i5Nx1jJM bully btc lezgohh
[2025-03-27 17:12:15] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/UL250UFD/ bully support 5min btc lezgoohh
[2025-03-27 17:12:24] PeacenLuv : woops xrp cheaper
[2025-03-27 17:12:56] PeacenLuv : 2.3377 stops up
[2025-03-27 17:13:36] Dexul : god damn
[2025-03-27 17:13:46] oddjob : Long more on stagflation and tradewar intensifying
[2025-03-27 17:13:56] Dexul : looks like another day of misstrading
[2025-03-27 17:14:01] oddjob : Long bullflag
[2025-03-27 17:14:06] Shawn-Williams : Wait for it
[2025-03-27 17:14:40] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/WU8hIURc/ bully btc purrpl supports it lezgoohh nutz btc
[2025-03-27 17:14:56] PeacenLuv : oddjob: nice
[2025-03-27 17:15:54] CaptainMooncoin : Gonna fall
[2025-03-27 17:16:05] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/l6dSQB23/ lowered my purldurpl support towardz btc
[2025-03-27 17:16:18] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin: sound the alarmz
[2025-03-27 17:16:41] PeacenLuv : ill tell u i feel big playazz in mex tb
[2025-03-27 17:16:46] PeacenLuv : a real group
[2025-03-27 17:16:53] PeacenLuv : scythe
[2025-03-27 17:16:55] PeacenLuv : pleez
[2025-03-27 17:17:30] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/yw7cRrda/ reds supports up lezgohh
[2025-03-27 17:18:06] PeacenLuv : btc labohhhmbahhh btc bearz financial whatwver the samurai dew with their swords
[2025-03-27 17:18:26] The_Reaper : Joeyy132: don't know what to think, windows background is boats
[2025-03-27 17:18:32] The_Reaper : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 87833.3275 ```
[2025-03-27 17:18:42] PeacenLuv : thiz wuz vukall btc long
[2025-03-27 17:19:38] PeacenLuv : throw some thing more diffikult at me
[2025-03-27 17:20:15] CaptainMooncoin : The_Reaper: u got a really nice position for short sir
[2025-03-27 17:20:55] PeacenLuv : btc 5min bottomed i got green stops there dumfux
[2025-03-27 17:20:57] Mr. JB : The_Reaper: nice
[2025-03-27 17:21:03] Mr. JB : /position xbtusd @The_Reaper ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -7,100 USD @ 87216.6549 ```
[2025-03-27 17:21:14] PeacenLuv : vukmee throw it awayy or wutt
[2025-03-27 17:21:32] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin: blind lead blind true duznt lazt long
[2025-03-27 17:21:47] PeacenLuv : rookiez gollow rookeez
[2025-03-27 17:21:48] chotto_matte : I remember windows background used to be a big plot of farmland
[2025-03-27 17:22:01] PeacenLuv : btc=land
[2025-03-27 17:22:08] PeacenLuv : like greenland
[2025-03-27 17:22:13] PeacenLuv : go usa
[2025-03-27 17:22:35] PeacenLuv : oh xcuz me sir @chotto_matte
[2025-03-27 17:22:44] PeacenLuv : werm 5 hearted thangg
[2025-03-27 17:23:23] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/j2GqWCl7/ 5min bakabit lezgohh
[2025-03-27 17:23:34] PeacenLuv : bitcoin
[2025-03-27 17:24:14] PeacenLuv : maybe sum lil elves fixed my charts no discrepency 5 min vs hr 1 hr that was heavy trip
[2025-03-27 17:24:28] PeacenLuv : musta been due dilligent mex admin
[2025-03-27 17:24:37] PeacenLuv : my only gess
[2025-03-27 17:24:56] PeacenLuv : giv credit where credit due
[2025-03-27 17:25:28] PeacenLuv : 😧buncha sweeteez over there on the tropikal island seychellez
[2025-03-27 17:26:58] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/8JV1ldYI/ btc purliszcisch supports up
[2025-03-27 17:27:30] PeacenLuv : vuk mee reallly thiz iz chill bill
[2025-03-27 17:28:07] PeacenLuv : epilononian or wutt
[2025-03-27 17:30:27] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/isr9b066/ 30min bully btc bakabit lezgohh bully
[2025-03-27 17:30:51] PeacenLuv : needs werk
[2025-03-27 17:31:24] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/7pqMEhru/ pumpittup who cares lezgohh
[2025-03-27 17:31:31] PeacenLuv : werkz over
[2025-03-27 17:31:50] PeacenLuv : fact
[2025-03-27 17:32:21] PeacenLuv : small pleasure bein here
[2025-03-27 17:34:07] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/K7JHV9jW/ therez bully dip ripple addons prolly those bluz abov
[2025-03-27 17:36:41] PeacenLuv : Alexander the Great (356-323 B.C.) (2015 Remaster) Iron Maiden btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BH9HvZx3nI 3.02M subscribers
[2025-03-27 17:37:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 40000 USD @ 86815.2
[2025-03-27 17:37:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 5.0500 ETH @ 1996.94 ($10,085.20) - Don't quit your day job
[2025-03-27 17:37:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSD`: Sell 250 Cont @ 0.000014072 ($3,054.20) - REKT!
[2025-03-27 17:38:00] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/r5qgmN1P/ lowered support xrp
[2025-03-27 17:38:12] PeacenLuv : lol either 30 min or 5min
[2025-03-27 17:38:32] PeacenLuv : 😧ya im phuked if i cant tell by lookin
[2025-03-27 17:39:14] CaptainMooncoin : Another one bites the dust
[2025-03-27 17:39:21] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/OC1lM4g4/ is that volume propper sumeone kicked out the kidz teeth
[2025-03-27 17:39:50] PeacenLuv : wtf is up must b me
[2025-03-27 17:41:02] PeacenLuv : i cant figr out my vol pane 5 min xrp
[2025-03-27 17:41:11] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/BIHeUbhV/
[2025-03-27 17:41:18] PeacenLuv : gremlinz
[2025-03-27 17:41:45] PeacenLuv : or its 30 min low vol periods
[2025-03-27 17:42:01] PeacenLuv : vukit
[2025-03-27 17:42:05] PeacenLuv : sharing
[2025-03-27 17:43:45] PeacenLuv : 😧https://www.tradingview.com/x/obEd859j/ major pump incoming i may pull my pants down for thiz 1
[2025-03-27 17:43:49] PeacenLuv : hehe
[2025-03-27 17:44:08] PeacenLuv : btc
[2025-03-27 17:44:12] PeacenLuv : boner
[2025-03-27 17:44:21] PeacenLuv : green for greenland
[2025-03-27 17:44:41] PeacenLuv : make me puke btc
[2025-03-27 17:46:23] Mr. JB : This is gonna leave so hard. Choose direction please
[2025-03-27 17:47:15] Mr. JB : Last possibility to short 87
[2025-03-27 17:49:24] Gandalf the Grey : My bullishness is getting lower
[2025-03-27 17:50:11] Gandalf the Grey : so probably pumpa coming
[2025-03-27 17:50:27] PeacenLuv : my liquids are getting lower
[2025-03-27 17:50:52] PeacenLuv : stakin crypto n usd
[2025-03-27 17:51:20] PeacenLuv : schitz movin further away from me
[2025-03-27 17:51:54] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/9Ll2Cp4T/ pumpittup btc
[2025-03-27 17:54:54] PeacenLuv : Rime of the Ancient Mariner (2015 Remaster) Iron Maiden bully btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSDZj_jh5cE
[2025-03-27 17:55:45] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/D4saMUuJ/ tight bully 30min longittup btc
[2025-03-27 17:57:25] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/1CGuDUl2/ 2hr bully btc
[2025-03-27 18:08:22] loveofwisdom : Pump this fucking shit up
[2025-03-27 18:13:57] NiceGuy : dump this shitttt
[2025-03-27 18:31:08] PeacenLuv : The Book of Souls Iron Maiden btc bully The Book of Souls Iron Maiden
[2025-03-27 18:31:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 19000 USD @ 87059.3
[2025-03-27 18:31:31] PeacenLuv : explain my behaviou
[2025-03-27 18:31:41] PeacenLuv : behaviour
[2025-03-27 18:31:59] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT: ouch
[2025-03-27 18:32:25] Dario1 : Life is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
[2025-03-27 18:32:34] Dario1 : Enjoy every moment of it
[2025-03-27 18:32:42] Dario1 : even the difficult times
[2025-03-27 18:32:57] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=2anYRNoEjK8 🎵
[2025-03-27 18:33:48] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/LuNwMN1W/ oumpittup btc
[2025-03-27 18:34:33] Gandalf the Grey : I wanna add so baaad
[2025-03-27 18:34:39] Gandalf the Grey : Also I want a pizza
[2025-03-27 18:34:48] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/36VWQMsA/ bully xrp pumpittup
[2025-03-27 18:35:22] PeacenLuv : 😦but duz pizza want u
[2025-03-27 18:35:42] Gandalf the Grey : Italian style sexy pizza, thin crust mozarelllaaaaaa
[2025-03-27 18:35:44] Gandalf the Grey : Aaaaaaah
[2025-03-27 18:35:53] Dario1 : lol
[2025-03-27 18:38:36] clarknova : I'm not drunk ! I'm not gay !
[2025-03-27 18:38:45] clarknova : Ok I might be drunk.
[2025-03-27 18:40:54] MrLS : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 18:42:08] Dario1 : clarknova: Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
[2025-03-27 18:43:32] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/36VWQMsA/ btc launching
[2025-03-27 18:43:59] PeacenLuv : clarknova: jus put yur munnee on the table kid
[2025-03-27 18:44:54] PeacenLuv : im proud long touche'
[2025-03-27 18:48:34] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/c3tIxGG9/ thatz wat im talkin bout williz btc bully
[2025-03-27 18:51:50] Gandalf the Grey : go baby
[2025-03-27 18:54:43] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 30,000 USD @ 86507.4353 ```
[2025-03-27 18:54:46] Gandalf the Grey : Do I double down?
[2025-03-27 18:55:01] Gandalf the Grey : we at resist though
[2025-03-27 18:55:04] Gandalf the Grey : fuck no
[2025-03-27 18:55:45] clarknova : Dario1: <3 poetry and maths <3
[2025-03-27 18:55:52] MrLS : ngl dont do it\
[2025-03-27 19:01:31] Gandalf the Grey : Not the right place
[2025-03-27 19:01:33] Gandalf the Grey : i AGREE
[2025-03-27 19:02:02] Dario1 : clarknova: Back in univ days there was a Khayyam Society where we would go and read his poetry together and discuss philosophy, but philosophy never solved anything, it only raised bigger questions, hence why I never went there anymore :arthur:
[2025-03-27 19:04:16] BlissRP : Dario1: was it called virgins anonymous?
[2025-03-27 19:05:31] Dario1 : BlissRP: just a normal group of university students. not sure if there were any virgins but there were some gays who are now very famous in my country the Netherlands
[2025-03-27 19:05:45] BlissRP : nice :doge:
[2025-03-27 19:06:04] Dario1 : BlissRP: you have never been in any society?
[2025-03-27 19:06:15] BlissRP : no im just a keyboard warrior dungeon dweller
[2025-03-27 19:06:18] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 19:06:41] Dario1 : BlissRP: How old are you btw?
[2025-03-27 19:07:17] BlissRP : 30 ser wbu @Dario1
[2025-03-27 19:07:26] BlissRP : the last generation who knows what going outside means :kek:
[2025-03-27 19:07:40] Dario1 : BlissRP: I am 43 years old young 😛
[2025-03-27 19:07:52] Dario1 : BlissRP: Not married yet?
[2025-03-27 19:08:22] BlissRP : somehow i am
[2025-03-27 19:08:29] BlissRP : somebody out there thinks i am special
[2025-03-27 19:08:33] BlissRP : :doge:
[2025-03-27 19:09:12] Dario1 : not sure to say lucky her or lucky you 😜
[2025-03-27 19:09:22] Gjergj : /since ``` :bitmex: Gjergj has been on BitMEX since Jun 12, 2019. ```
[2025-03-27 19:09:24] BlissRP : hehehe
[2025-03-27 19:09:26] Gjergj : OG
[2025-03-27 19:09:37] Atlemos : Phuk! should have longed the pullback
[2025-03-27 19:10:09] Dario1 : BlissRP: Do you think only virgins go to these type of socities?
[2025-03-27 19:10:27] BlissRP : Dario1: it was just a joke ser, sounds cool i guess
[2025-03-27 19:10:39] Dario1 : BlissRP: I know it was a joke
[2025-03-27 19:10:44] BlissRP : i am here for satirical comedy only
[2025-03-27 19:11:01] Dario1 : Trollbox after all
[2025-03-27 19:11:11] Dario1 : Only fun and sex talk
[2025-03-27 19:11:17] BlissRP : :doge:
[2025-03-27 19:13:15] PeacenLuv : ya makin munnee a bitofa hassle
[2025-03-27 19:13:28] PeacenLuv : dew it while yur young best prolly
[2025-03-27 19:14:07] PeacenLuv : Gandalf the Grey: i got btc scheduled for a rise
[2025-03-27 19:14:21] loveofwisdom : Boolish
[2025-03-27 19:16:12] ninnk : death and destruction
[2025-03-27 19:16:15] ninnk : /zen 1d ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 day zen mode ninnk. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2025-03-27 19:16:28] Dario1 : BlissRP: What’s your btc prediction btw?
[2025-03-27 19:18:12] Gandalf the Grey : nigga do it
[2025-03-27 19:19:20] Gandalf the Grey : gimme moniiii
[2025-03-27 19:22:14] MrLS : Gandalf the Grey: u doubled?
[2025-03-27 19:22:22] Gandalf the Grey : Too risky
[2025-03-27 19:22:27] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 30,000 USD @ 86507.4353 ```
[2025-03-27 19:22:38] MrLS : indeed good choice
[2025-03-27 19:22:46] MrLS : even if it goes, still good moneeee
[2025-03-27 19:23:45] Crazydodger : walrus coin ^^^^
[2025-03-27 19:26:53] The_Reaper : https://cointelegraph.com/news/xrp-price-at-risk-of-50-correction-if-bearish-trading-pattern-holds-peter-brandt
[2025-03-27 19:26:58] The_Reaper : Lmfao
[2025-03-27 19:29:50] Gandalf the Grey : It will still be over 50 cents
[2025-03-27 19:30:01] Crazydodger : i like that
[2025-03-27 19:30:07] Crazydodger : ill buy it then
[2025-03-27 19:30:30] Crazydodger : made 40k buying it at 47cents
[2025-03-27 19:31:05] Crazydodger : walrus for 5x
[2025-03-27 19:31:14] Gandalf the Grey : this is worse teasing than a strip club
[2025-03-27 19:33:10] The_Reaper : Scam it down, lets fookin go
[2025-03-27 19:33:23] tmpl : /since ``` :bitmex: tmpl has been on BitMEX since Mar 5, 2018. ```
[2025-03-27 19:37:21] bmagic : duamp it
[2025-03-27 19:40:08] Dario1 : I prefer a double-edged scam. More fun :arthur:
[2025-03-27 19:41:53] The_Reaper : We got some big bears waiting at 84k guys
[2025-03-27 19:41:58] The_Reaper : options expire tommorow
[2025-03-27 19:42:01] The_Reaper : let's go
[2025-03-27 19:42:16] The_Reaper : bulls had their chance
[2025-03-27 19:45:40] Crazydodger : walrus gonna rip
[2025-03-27 19:50:53] The_Reaper : Bears are merciless, look at that seling intensifying when bull tries to buy it up
[2025-03-27 19:50:57] The_Reaper : Holy sh!t
[2025-03-27 19:51:00] Gjergj : excuse my friend reaper
[2025-03-27 19:51:02] Gjergj : he is drunk
[2025-03-27 19:51:06] Gjergj : :kek:
[2025-03-27 19:51:17] Gjergj : up only
[2025-03-27 19:51:29] The_Reaper : 9mins to push it deep under 87k
[2025-03-27 19:52:07] The_Reaper : Selling volume is coming in hard
[2025-03-27 19:58:18] gunslinger : /since ``` :bitmex: gunslinger has been on BitMEX since Aug 15, 2018. ```
[2025-03-27 19:58:50] masl : /since ``` :bitmex: masl has been on BitMEX since Apr 23, 2018. ```
[2025-03-27 19:58:54] NiceGuy : /since ``` :bitmex: NiceGuy has been on BitMEX since Jul 20, 2017. ```
[2025-03-27 19:59:00] NiceGuy : and still broke
[2025-03-27 19:59:03] NiceGuy : hahaha
[2025-03-27 19:59:06] masl : broker
[2025-03-27 20:01:48] Dario1 : If you fail a thousand times, find a thousand and one ways to succeed
[2025-03-27 20:01:57] FishyGuy : alright, alright Edison
[2025-03-27 20:02:23] FishyGuy : but also true. Just keep swimming...
[2025-03-27 20:02:44] Dario1 : too much pessimism on tb lately, we need more positivity
[2025-03-27 20:02:51] FishyGuy : no we don't
[2025-03-27 20:02:54] FishyGuy : ;P
[2025-03-27 20:03:05] Dario1 : just the other day someone here wanted to commit suicide
[2025-03-27 20:03:09] FishyGuy : oh gawd
[2025-03-27 20:03:29] FishyGuy : tis just money, shrug
[2025-03-27 20:06:31] The_Reaper : https://prnt.sc/bUC0FjBcv-cl
[2025-03-27 20:06:38] The_Reaper : :arthur:
[2025-03-27 20:07:13] The_Reaper : are they gonna let me keep it?
[2025-03-27 20:07:20] The_Reaper : Been open for 3days now, slowly added
[2025-03-27 20:08:48] Dario1 : FishyGuy: you missed all the drama on tb lol
[2025-03-27 20:09:07] Dario1 : The_Reaper: well played
[2025-03-27 20:11:40] NiceGuy : The_Reaper: holy shit
[2025-03-27 20:12:40] The_Reaper : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 20:13:24] Dario1 : Oh I just noticed the liq price and entry
[2025-03-27 20:13:49] The_Reaper : Dario1: Did u see John Wick by any chance?
[2025-03-27 20:14:00] The_Reaper : He didn't visit bulls since a long time, getting anxious
[2025-03-27 20:14:05] Dario1 : The_Reaper: Heard about it a lot but no
[2025-03-27 20:14:56] Dario1 : He will visit everybody here eventually, none of us will het out alive :arthur:
[2025-03-27 20:15:07] The_Reaper : thats what i'm thinking
[2025-03-27 20:15:13] The_Reaper : everyone gets screwed
[2025-03-27 20:15:33] Dario1 : if you can’t defeat them, join them
[2025-03-27 20:15:49] Dario1 : time to setup our own exchange
[2025-03-27 20:16:07] The_Reaper : directly linked to bank acct
[2025-03-27 20:16:38] The_Reaper : take ca$h, let the users think they got crypto with fake internet nmbrs on website
[2025-03-27 20:16:42] The_Reaper : ez as 123
[2025-03-27 20:16:51] FishyGuy : Dario1: dang man, what an idea to go and work eh *tut*. A regular or..?
[2025-03-27 20:17:03] Dario1 : Sounds like a plan :arthur: @The_Reaper
[2025-03-27 20:17:09] Dario1 : let’s doo eet
[2025-03-27 20:18:31] Dario1 : FishyGuy: A regular? Not sure what you mean
[2025-03-27 20:18:40] FishyGuy : like TB regular
[2025-03-27 20:18:57] Dario1 : FishyGuy: oh no, he was a n00b
[2025-03-27 20:19:11] FishyGuy : ahh, oh well, they come, they go
[2025-03-27 20:19:29] Dario1 : Yeah but I cried for him that night
[2025-03-27 20:19:38] Dario1 : made me depressed for a few days
[2025-03-27 20:19:48] FishyGuy : awww
[2025-03-27 20:20:11] FishyGuy : Hopefully it was just a cry out for help and they're alright now
[2025-03-27 20:21:04] Dario1 : well someone asked admins to inform local authorities but they didn’t response so not sure what happened
[2025-03-27 20:21:10] Dario1 : yeah hopefully
[2025-03-27 20:21:42] Dario1 : Changing subject…
[2025-03-27 20:22:08] Dario1 : Where are all the people who used to post happy music?
[2025-03-27 20:22:13] FishyGuy : Gawd. Yeah so in other news, Trump's fscking bonkers.
[2025-03-27 20:22:21] FishyGuy : oh wait, that's not news
[2025-03-27 20:22:31] Dario1 : hehe 🤣
[2025-03-27 20:23:59] Dexul : 🐍
[2025-03-27 20:26:33] Dario1 : respond*
[2025-03-27 20:28:00] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=kaJv6L8vF-Y
[2025-03-27 20:28:42] Dario1 : A very spirited dancer 💃
[2025-03-27 20:31:56] The Convids : I’d love to trade this Constant
[2025-03-27 20:32:34] The Convids : up and down. It am scared of the big red/green 12% dildooo we about to get haha
[2025-03-27 20:40:22] Dexul : at what time can we expect that @The Convids
[2025-03-27 20:42:06] NiceGuy : The Convids: 12% damn
[2025-03-27 20:43:15] The Convids : Dexul: wish I know,.. am just scared of it haha
[2025-03-27 20:43:22] The Convids : all
[2025-03-27 20:43:42] The Convids : dildossss are measured in 12s hahaha
[2025-03-27 20:44:04] The Convids : NiceGuy: 🤣
[2025-03-27 20:51:34] NiceGuy : this scam keeps bouncing from upward trendline dang
[2025-03-27 20:51:46] NiceGuy : beras where are u
[2025-03-27 20:51:49] NiceGuy : ????
[2025-03-27 20:53:22] Dario1 : Placing a long order 12% lower and a short order 12% higher. Trading wicks is a strategy
[2025-03-27 20:53:24] Dario1 : Not scared anymore 😛
[2025-03-27 20:54:59] NiceGuy : Dario1: ive been noticing it
[2025-03-27 20:55:08] NiceGuy : first 100k breakout
[2025-03-27 20:55:17] Dario1 : NiceGuy: I got filled like that when I was sleeping
[2025-03-27 20:55:20] NiceGuy : massive lag spike and scam wick to 91k
[2025-03-27 20:55:28] Dario1 : best feeling in the world when I woke up
[2025-03-27 20:55:44] Dario1 : NiceGuy: yeah that’s possible
[2025-03-27 20:56:08] Dexul : NiceGuy: aw yeah that day was mental, i remember
[2025-03-27 20:56:28] NiceGuy : got liqed that day :pepe:
[2025-03-27 20:56:31] NiceGuy : lol
[2025-03-27 20:56:40] Dario1 : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:04:20] Dexul : lets see if we can repeat it
[2025-03-27 21:05:44] Dario1 : I always have such orders in place, just in case, but it’s not my main strategy
[2025-03-27 21:07:17] Dario1 : Back in 2018 wicks were quite common
[2025-03-27 21:07:40] NiceGuy : Dario1: best 2017 strategy was hodl
[2025-03-27 21:07:56] NiceGuy : which i had known that
[2025-03-27 21:08:21] Dario1 : NiceGuy: indeed sir
[2025-03-27 21:08:41] NiceGuy : i had 14 btc in my prime lost it all panic selling lol
[2025-03-27 21:09:05] NiceGuy : would be over 1mill now crazy
[2025-03-27 21:10:38] Dario1 : wow that would have been so awsome
[2025-03-27 21:10:49] Dario1 : but yeah things happen :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:11:32] NiceGuy : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:13:00] The_Reaper : I have a feeling soros is entering chat soon
[2025-03-27 21:13:37] The_Reaper : Rekecting lower highs, bears seem to be in full control
[2025-03-27 21:13:38] Dario1 : Didn’t know he is still alive :arthur:
[2025-03-27 21:13:47] The_Reaper : Rejecting*
[2025-03-27 21:17:18] The_Reaper : Sword of Daomcles candle is lurking
[2025-03-27 21:17:42] The_Reaper : Damocles*
[2025-03-27 21:20:29] Dario1 : 👀
[2025-03-27 21:23:15] The Convids : how does anyways day trade this at the moment ,.. you blinks it’s bullish blink again it’s bearish 🤣
[2025-03-27 21:24:09] Dantjtaz : If anything it’s easier to day trade
[2025-03-27 21:24:30] Dantjtaz : Easy to flip long/short at the highs and lows
[2025-03-27 21:24:46] Dario1 : Only 3-5% of day traders survive after 5 years according to stats but most of them get burnout after a decade or so
[2025-03-27 21:25:03] Dario1 : can be very profitable but very stressful
[2025-03-27 21:25:18] Dario1 : best way to do it is using bots
[2025-03-27 21:25:35] The Convids : Dantjtaz: I would normally agree but I just don’t this market right now haha 🤣
[2025-03-27 21:25:40] Dantjtaz : Yes it’s extremely stressful
[2025-03-27 21:25:57] Dantjtaz : The Convids: I’ve made most gains trading past few months
[2025-03-27 21:27:07] Dantjtaz : Check leaderboards for this months tournament
[2025-03-27 21:27:11] Dantjtaz : 😈
[2025-03-27 21:27:24] The Convids : I made a bit shorting at 88k to 86k but waiting till the next move haha
[2025-03-27 21:27:47] Dantjtaz : I’ve made both long and short
[2025-03-27 21:30:01] Atlemos : Beras grilled?
[2025-03-27 21:30:38] contract details : Dario1: extremely stressful
[2025-03-27 21:30:39] contract details : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:31:24] Dario1 : contract details: and it has a negative effect on relationship with wife. Works like a domino effect :arthur:
[2025-03-27 21:31:46] contract details : that might be a plus
[2025-03-27 21:31:56] Dexul : :doge: :doge: :doge: :doge:
[2025-03-27 21:31:56] contract details : it's only stressful when you do stupid shit
[2025-03-27 21:32:03] Dario1 : haha indeed 🤣
[2025-03-27 21:32:05] Dexul : finally some movement
[2025-03-27 21:32:07] masl : greeeeeeen
[2025-03-27 21:32:12] masl : diiiiildooooooooooo
[2025-03-27 21:32:13] contract details : even day trading there is 1/2 moves that truly have higher than 50 50 chances
[2025-03-27 21:32:42] Dario1 : I see
[2025-03-27 21:32:43] contract details : been long since 79k just chilling :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:32:52] Dexul : lets see if we get the promised 12%
[2025-03-27 21:33:00] contract details : i haven't touched the intra day scalp prop account, too much stress
[2025-03-27 21:34:07] Dario1 : contract details: assume you make a bot and scan 10000 different securities to find the best scalping setup
[2025-03-27 21:34:23] Dario1 : does wonders
[2025-03-27 21:36:01] contract details : i made some bots
[2025-03-27 21:36:06] contract details : and missed many trades
[2025-03-27 21:36:11] contract details : then bot didnt turn out great
[2025-03-27 21:36:15] contract details : so back to square one :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:36:16] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2025-03-27 21:37:09] The Convids : Dexul: That would put us in a bull market either way haha
[2025-03-27 21:37:27] Dexul : i'll take it :D
[2025-03-27 21:37:57] Dario1 : but if you are profitable scalping manually why wouldn’t the bot be as well? @contract details
[2025-03-27 21:38:44] NiceGuy : manual > bot
[2025-03-27 21:38:48] Dexul : yeah
[2025-03-27 21:39:05] Dario1 : NiceGuy: true for 95% of the bots
[2025-03-27 21:39:28] Dario1 : but almost all market makers and institutions trade with bots
[2025-03-27 21:39:48] Dario1 : it’s like comparing ferrari car with opel car or something
[2025-03-27 21:39:58] Dexul : nah its just a different approach
[2025-03-27 21:40:02] Dario1 : not every car performs the same
[2025-03-27 21:40:05] NiceGuy : Dario1: true but we as reteail we can handle more risk
[2025-03-27 21:40:29] Dexul : hell yeah 100x that bitch
[2025-03-27 21:40:51] NiceGuy : institutions want 1% profit but 100% safe
[2025-03-27 21:41:24] Dexul : well put
[2025-03-27 21:41:59] Dario1 : Dexul: of course it’s a different approach, but just because 95% of bots fail, we can’t conclude all bots suck
[2025-03-27 21:42:22] NiceGuy : public ones suck
[2025-03-27 21:42:33] Dexul : Dario1: they dont suck at all, its just like niceguy said
[2025-03-27 21:42:41] Dexul : im not here for 5% a year
[2025-03-27 21:42:50] Dario1 : NiceGuy: retail even doesn’t know what advanced risk management is. They apply complicated equations from thermodynamics for risk management
[2025-03-27 21:43:08] NiceGuy : Dario1: 😆
[2025-03-27 21:43:10] Dexul : true
[2025-03-27 21:43:14] NiceGuy : true
[2025-03-27 21:43:29] Dexul : second law of thermodynamics. what goes out in one account goes into another account
[2025-03-27 21:43:39] Dario1 : hehe
[2025-03-27 21:45:07] Dario1 : NiceGuy: have you used bots or made one yourself?
[2025-03-27 21:46:11] NiceGuy : Dario1: nope
[2025-03-27 21:46:30] Dario1 : NiceGuy: oh thought you have extensive experience with it
[2025-03-27 21:46:44] NiceGuy : just common sense
[2025-03-27 21:47:01] NiceGuy : i wrote bots for games mmos
[2025-03-27 21:47:14] NiceGuy : the good ones were private
[2025-03-27 21:47:27] NiceGuy : public ones got you banned real quick
[2025-03-27 21:48:08] Dario1 : Oh cool I have made bots for such games too when I was a kid
[2025-03-27 21:48:44] Dario1 : but not every programmer can code a neat trading bot, also requires advanced math skills
[2025-03-27 21:48:55] NiceGuy : yeah you could make bank having a bot farm and selling the game currrency
[2025-03-27 21:49:34] Dario1 : NiceGuy: exactly but then I shared it with too many friends and they shared as well
[2025-03-27 21:50:04] Dario1 : before I knew it every player was using it
[2025-03-27 21:50:19] Dario1 : and I got banned 🤪
[2025-03-27 21:51:19] NiceGuy : i didn't share it but they cracked down my activities and it became harder and harder and the price of the game currency plummeted so now i just work a regular 9-5 lol
[2025-03-27 21:51:51] Dario1 : damn lol
[2025-03-27 21:52:20] NiceGuy : couldn't escape the matrix
[2025-03-27 21:52:22] NiceGuy : lol
[2025-03-27 21:52:36] Dario1 : we are all doomed
[2025-03-27 21:52:40] Dario1 : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:52:50] NiceGuy : :pepe:
[2025-03-27 21:53:42] AKrKKK : :doge:
[2025-03-27 21:54:10] Dario1 : AKrKKK: wow long time no see
[2025-03-27 21:54:19] Dario1 : welcome back
[2025-03-27 21:54:38] AKrKKK : Dario1: right, I’m back
[2025-03-27 21:55:18] Dario1 : NiceGuy: Since you are a programmer, you might be interested in this https://youtube.com/watch?v=A5w-dEgIU1M
[2025-03-27 21:55:25] AKrKKK : Short long I don’t know , I’m going long :doge:
[2025-03-27 21:55:45] Dario1 : NiceGuy: Renaissance Technologies and the Medallion Fund, the most profitable and successful traders of all time and they only entered short term traders and used algo bots
[2025-03-27 21:56:00] Dario1 : AKrKKK: :doge:
[2025-03-27 21:56:28] Dario1 : trades*
[2025-03-27 21:57:57] NiceGuy : high frequency trading is a thing
[2025-03-27 21:58:09] Dario1 : It’s not hft
[2025-03-27 21:58:23] NiceGuy : mhmmm
[2025-03-27 21:58:45] Dario1 : but hft bots can very profitable too
[2025-03-27 21:58:45] AKrKKK : Stay strong, stay long :doge:
[2025-03-27 21:58:51] Dexul : AKrKKK: :doge:
[2025-03-27 21:59:05] AKrKKK : Dexul: :doge:
[2025-03-27 22:01:25] Dario1 : NiceGuy: actually this one is more relevant https://youtube.com/watch?v=ooWTlLXMDqQ
[2025-03-27 22:02:21] BMEXcheers : trump will pass away this year and markets will continue rallying
[2025-03-27 22:02:36] Dario1 : the sooner the better
[2025-03-27 22:02:48] Dario1 : have had enough of that scammer
[2025-03-27 22:03:26] Gandalf the Grey : Dario1: Show him bitmex and arthir will rekt him in a week
[2025-03-27 22:03:43] Dario1 : Gandalf the Grey: haha best idea in years 🤣
[2025-03-27 22:04:36] Dario1 : I might sell yoir idea to sleep Joe and make banks 😎
[2025-03-27 22:04:52] Dario1 : sleepy*
[2025-03-27 22:13:52] NiceGuy : Dario1: damn gatekeeping xD