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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2024-06-25 11:03:26] hondendrol : 65k coming [2024-06-25 11:03:44] Gandalf the Grey : 15 minutes [2024-06-25 11:03:56] hondendrol : people are not ready for the upcoming pump G [2024-06-25 11:04:03] hondendrol : its obvious to me [2024-06-25 11:04:11] contract details : AAAAAAAAAAAA [2024-06-25 11:04:23] hondendrol : im telling u guys [2024-06-25 11:04:24] contract details : do you get rewards if you hold through a 10% dump? [2024-06-25 11:04:30] hondendrol : above 61.5k and we instant fly to 63k bro [2024-06-25 11:04:30] contract details : or just insults [2024-06-25 11:04:34] contract details : :arthur: [2024-06-25 11:04:48] hondendrol : eth going to 3700 today i think [2024-06-25 11:04:54] hondendrol : its just tooooo strong man [2024-06-25 11:06:18] contract details : beer may be experiencing inflation soon [2024-06-25 11:06:55] Senior. Professor. : Gandalf the Grey: I love you, ser. 💚 [2024-06-25 11:07:44] Gandalf the Grey : Senior. Professor.: In a non homesexual, fully halal way ser? [2024-06-25 11:09:14] Senior. Professor. : Gandalf the Grey: It's platonic trollbox love, ser. Platonic love is fully allowed under Islamic law, ser. It's the opposite of haram, which means it's not unlawful or prohibited, ser. :doge: :catjam: [2024-06-25 11:10:57] contract details : alhamduilla [2024-06-25 11:11:11] Gandalf the Grey : Senior. Professor.: but where is fun in that! [2024-06-25 11:11:12] Trappedbtc : Anybody from admin here? [2024-06-25 11:11:41] Gandalf the Grey : dont call admin when we discuss love in the trollbox ser [2024-06-25 11:12:03] Trappedbtc : I have a question, do you think you can answer? [2024-06-25 11:12:19] contract details : Trappedbtc: you can @admin [2024-06-25 11:12:28] contract details : if anyone is here they will answer [2024-06-25 11:12:41] Trappedbtc : When number go up? [2024-06-25 11:12:51] contract details : :arthur: [2024-06-25 11:12:54] Senior. Professor. : Gandalf the Grey: Ser, sex is not for pleasure, it is for giving birth to a new child only, ser. :doge: :catjam: [2024-06-25 11:13:12] gemeo2 : G'day folks [2024-06-25 11:13:24] gemeo2 : Chop chop chop [2024-06-25 11:13:43] Gandalf the Grey : Senior. Professor.: Indeed, otherwise we would go to Jahannam ser. [2024-06-25 11:15:27] Senior. Professor. : Gandalf the Grey: Jahannam is mentioned more than 200 times in the Quran, the Islamic scripture in various contexts, ser. In most instances, it is described as a descending series of concentric circles on the underside of the Earth, ser. According to the Quran, Muslims believe in hell, ser. By the strictest definition, some Muslims will face eternal condemnation in hell, ser. :doge: :catjam: [2024-06-25 11:15:30] ninnk : how the turntables [2024-06-25 11:16:10] Gandalf the Grey : Senior. Professor.: sounds like Australia to me. [2024-06-25 11:16:27] Senior. Professor. : Gandalf the Grey: laughing my f1uckin arse off, ser. :arthur: [2024-06-25 11:16:34] Gandalf the Grey : hehe [2024-06-25 11:18:19] LAsunshine : Hey Scraps, you seen Lefty or Blaster in here today? [2024-06-25 11:19:53] MarketAnalysis : everyone ready for the pump to 62 ? [2024-06-25 11:20:29] LAsunshine : Also, anyone know Bmagics current position? His he long, short, or sitting? [2024-06-25 11:20:59] MarketAnalysis : LAsunshine: I'm gonna take a guess, might be wrong, but I have a feeling he went in at 58.5 and is waiting to hit 62 [2024-06-25 11:21:03] MarketAnalysis : again I may be wrong, can't talk for him [2024-06-25 11:21:07] MarketAnalysis : just a feeling [2024-06-25 11:23:15] "it will be........" : LAsunshine: said he got r3kt longing before drop to 58, unlucky [2024-06-25 11:23:24] "it will be........" : or something along those lines [2024-06-25 11:23:43] contract details : he longed 58 too no? [2024-06-25 11:23:47] contract details : he was here when it hit [2024-06-25 11:24:00] MarketAnalysis : contract details: oof , you win some you lose some ' [2024-06-25 11:24:12] LAsunshine : Ok thanks, maybe licking some wounds. That was a tuff knife to catch [2024-06-25 11:26:21] "it will be........" : idk, i guess he can tell you when he comes back, if he does [2024-06-25 11:27:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5800 USD @ 61227 [2024-06-25 11:27:39] SuperHans : Wheeee [2024-06-25 11:28:43] LAsunshine : He was long in the 60k department but not sure if he had the ammo to throw down more on the 58 nosedive [2024-06-25 11:31:01] contract details : LAsunshine: he was calling for 62 this morning [2024-06-25 11:31:04] contract details : some hours ago [2024-06-25 11:31:08] contract details : i think he's fine [2024-06-25 11:31:15] Vladimir.Putin : When bull cycle ? i this the bottom? [2024-06-25 11:31:35] Vladimir.Putin : Pump it :pepe::pepe::pepe: :pepe::pepe::pepe: :pepe::pepe::pepe: [2024-06-25 11:35:13] MarketAnalysis : Vladimir.Putin: if we bounce from 60 or 60.5 maybe then [2024-06-25 11:40:51] contract details : Vladimir.Putin: :pepe: [2024-06-25 11:48:43] XRP GOD : Breaking 💥👀https://x.com/xrp_x_/status/1805568286517772374?s=46&t=jfjzMbzSTEvjmwZqLsVFsQ [2024-06-25 11:54:33] BMEXcheers : the goose is on the loose [2024-06-25 11:54:40] BMEXcheers : the bird has a dropped a turd [2024-06-25 11:54:50] BMEXcheers : bzzzzt [2024-06-25 11:54:53] BMEXcheers : over and out [2024-06-25 11:55:46] SuperHans : Waiting for 609xx [2024-06-25 11:56:27] Gandalf the Grey : Will everyone love me if I buy LV sneakers for 2k euro? [2024-06-25 11:56:34] Gandalf the Grey : Or I will just hate myself? [2024-06-25 11:57:43] contract details : hehe i will hate you [2024-06-25 11:57:45] contract details : :kek: [2024-06-25 11:58:04] contract details : go ahead my prince :pepe: [2024-06-25 11:58:13] ninnk : Gandalf the Grey: they ugly af [2024-06-25 11:59:46] Gandalf the Grey : https://me.louisvuitton.com/eng-ae/products/lv-trainer-sneaker-nvprod5190199v/ some are nice [2024-06-25 12:01:14] ninnk : sir i think i have to disagree with you on that one, but as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder [2024-06-25 12:01:47] Gandalf the Grey : absolutely [2024-06-25 12:01:48] Sputnik V : dump ze ponzi [2024-06-25 12:01:52] Sputnik V : :pepe: [2024-06-25 12:01:52] Gandalf the Grey : everyone has different style [2024-06-25 12:02:02] Gandalf the Grey : what sneakers do you like? [2024-06-25 12:02:30] ninnk : all black white sole [2024-06-25 12:03:00] ninnk : https://www.groundies.com/barefoot-shoes-men/groundies-galaxy-men-black.html?campaign=GND/Galaxy/Galaxy-Men-black @Gandalf the Grey as simple as it gets [2024-06-25 12:03:50] Gandalf the Grey : Need simple black ones too lol. [2024-06-25 12:03:57] Gandalf the Grey : Here kinda weird market with shoes [2024-06-25 12:04:22] Gandalf the Grey : arabs love their loafers and slippers lol [2024-06-25 12:04:55] RobVacation : sole must be good for that price. [2024-06-25 12:05:12] RobVacation : cemented goodyer at least [2024-06-25 12:06:16] RobVacation : but ugly af [2024-06-25 12:06:19] RobVacation : lol [2024-06-25 12:06:26] contract details : goodyear shoes :arthur: [2024-06-25 12:06:51] contract details : wait they have shoes [2024-06-25 12:06:54] RobVacation : i had one for 2.5k euro [2024-06-25 12:07:10] RobVacation : man sole indestructible [2024-06-25 12:07:34] RobVacation : klemann german shoes from humburg [2024-06-25 12:07:47] RobVacation : wood sole [2024-06-25 12:08:15] RobVacation : bespoke [2024-06-25 12:08:26] RobVacation : gift [2024-06-25 12:09:03] ninnk : gentlemen's shoes [2024-06-25 12:10:40] RobVacation : im not gentlemen im bad ass @ninnk [2024-06-25 12:10:55] SuperHans : Ggs [2024-06-25 12:12:30] RobVacation : im sick if we alking aboy shoes [2024-06-25 12:12:53] RobVacation : the shoes are the most important wardrobe for me [2024-06-25 12:13:21] RobVacation : but I'd prefer to go barefoot [2024-06-25 12:13:35] ninnk : same [2024-06-25 12:14:01] ninnk : that's why i was looking for "barefoot" shoes [2024-06-25 12:14:08] ninnk : and google shat out groundies [2024-06-25 12:22:42] contract details : buy 3euro sandals from chinese store [2024-06-25 12:22:47] contract details : wear them everywhere [2024-06-25 12:22:52] contract details : :arthur: [2024-06-25 12:23:55] Gandalf the Grey : and gamble the rest on MEX [2024-06-25 12:25:04] ninnk : this is the way [2024-06-25 12:25:20] bluemaster : https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/1805285174558462081 [2024-06-25 12:26:54] RobVacation : poor bustard [2024-06-25 12:27:04] RobVacation : I have a heart attack every day on bitmex [2024-06-25 12:27:32] RobVacation : and as I talk to you here trollmates [2024-06-25 12:30:18] BMEXcheers : this time next year [2024-06-25 12:30:23] BMEXcheers : we roll up our zoots [2024-06-25 12:30:33] RobVacation : beras shy today. [2024-06-25 12:30:35] BMEXcheers : and hit the biggest sound systems known to man [2024-06-25 12:30:45] BMEXcheers : but only if [2024-06-25 12:30:48] BMEXcheers : 190 and up [2024-06-25 12:30:49] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2024-06-25 12:34:06] contract details : RobVacation: <4 [2024-06-25 12:34:08] contract details : <3 [2024-06-25 12:34:08] contract details : ffs [2024-06-25 12:34:45] FlapJack : big buyer by 10kk every 2 min [2024-06-25 12:37:23] SuperHans : Yes 100x long here [2024-06-25 12:39:22] dexswap : RobVacation: bitmex is my cardio of the day [2024-06-25 12:41:31] RobVacation : contract details: @dexswap thats means guys our hearts can endure any love. [2024-06-25 12:41:47] contract details : or no love :arthur: [2024-06-25 12:41:57] RobVacation : im not sure about pockets. [2024-06-25 12:42:29] RobVacation : :arhur: [2024-06-25 12:42:32] ninnk : https://youtu.be/SrGSt5eDt9o [2024-06-25 12:42:39] ninnk : 💛💙💜❤️💚 [2024-06-25 12:43:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 55000 USD @ 61110.5 - REKT! [2024-06-25 12:43:27] dexswap : money means nothing in this world, love is everything. BTC TO 30K 100x short [2024-06-25 12:44:17] contract details : ninnk: :alpaca: :pepe: [2024-06-25 12:46:10] ninnk : yes yes punkpaca i feel ya [2024-06-25 12:46:24] ninnk : https://youtu.be/4ncqvLktdT8 [2024-06-25 12:46:30] contract details : bluemaster: the house always wins [2024-06-25 12:46:35] contract details : jackpot -> heart attack [2024-06-25 12:47:51] ilPanino : the null haos house? [2024-06-25 12:48:22] contract details : that one for sure always wins [2024-06-25 12:48:53] ilPanino : yes, his shorts even bullruns in an uptrend, amazing dude, he must teach me the secret. :arthur: [2024-06-25 12:49:08] ilPanino : i bet he works as mcdonalds marketing guy. [2024-06-25 12:49:50] contract details : i think he shorts when mcdonalds stock goes up [2024-06-25 12:49:56] contract details : he knows something [2024-06-25 12:50:08] ilPanino : insider traders are the worst. :arthur: [2024-06-25 12:50:17] ninnk : regional manager [2024-06-25 12:50:18] ilPanino : maybe hes inside a house. [2024-06-25 12:54:18] Mr.Kazi : who's shorting now [2024-06-25 12:54:27] ninnk : satto [2024-06-25 12:54:37] ninnk : /position btcusd me too with my life savings ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -300 USD @ 61184.1582 ``` [2024-06-25 12:55:13] Mr.Kazi : satto? is is another pleb [2024-06-25 12:56:37] Mr.Kazi : a god candle to save all the bulls coming [2024-06-25 12:58:27] bluemaster : anyone seen @owl or Eluus ? [2024-06-25 13:00:08] RobVacation : owl flew away. [2024-06-25 13:01:00] RobVacation : pee on the next tree. [2024-06-25 13:01:05] "it will be........" : RobVacation: lol [2024-06-25 13:01:11] RobVacation : lol [2024-06-25 13:05:31] RobVacation : Funn was an extraordinary person. [2024-06-25 13:06:09] RobVacation : 99% girl [2024-06-25 13:09:26] RobVacation : I had a photo of her somewhere [2024-06-25 13:12:54] LAsunshine : Wonder where the next scam wick comes ... An upper or a downer? [2024-06-25 13:14:10] "it will be........" : both, be rdy [2024-06-25 13:14:23] "it will be........" : brutal [2024-06-25 13:16:00] BMEXcheers : theres this track i really like [2024-06-25 13:16:11] BMEXcheers : and i want to send it to this cute girl [2024-06-25 13:16:21] BMEXcheers : but im worried she'll see the track name and get the wrong idea [2024-06-25 13:16:32] BMEXcheers : its called 'zarape' but interactive noise [2024-06-25 13:16:35] BMEXcheers : :¬( [2024-06-25 13:17:16] RobVacation : maybe she is open minded [2024-06-25 13:17:40] Dessos : >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA9vDLsZ5nc https://www.tradingview.com/x/ws6JovAZ/ [2024-06-25 13:17:54] RobVacation : https://ibb.co/Hz1Y5xJ here u go [2024-06-25 13:18:59] RobVacation : I don't think the Bears are done yet [2024-06-25 13:19:42] BMEXcheers : so many lines, so many losses [2024-06-25 13:19:46] BMEXcheers : its all rather tiresome [2024-06-25 13:19:58] RobVacation : 63.1 as fast is possible [2024-06-25 13:20:13] BMEXcheers : i need to replace my thinkpads keyboard only ive ordered it from china [2024-06-25 13:20:18] BMEXcheers : hmm [2024-06-25 13:20:28] BMEXcheers : hardware keylogger? [2024-06-25 13:20:41] BMEXcheers : sir? He keeps typing 'rekt' what does it mean? [2024-06-25 13:21:03] Dario1 : RobVacation: You are right about Fuun. 100% a girl after I performed the Alan Turing test on her. [2024-06-25 13:21:21] Dario1 : Trollbox can be a tough place for ladies because they have different mentality and mindset than the average man. [2024-06-25 13:21:30] Dario1 : We need more of them here, which is why I try to protect them, but in case of Fuun it was very difficult :arthur: :pepe: [2024-06-25 13:21:35] RobVacation : Dario1: yeah imagine a guy talking like that [2024-06-25 13:21:43] Dario1 : RobVacation: exactly [2024-06-25 13:22:18] RobVacation : first protect uy self [2024-06-25 13:22:29] BMEXcheers : i think nowdays those types of 'girls' prefer 'them/they' ;) [2024-06-25 13:22:36] RobVacation : some women are evil [2024-06-25 13:22:39] Dario1 : hehe [2024-06-25 13:22:45] RobVacation : worst than man [2024-06-25 13:23:02] Dario1 : some of them can be nasty lol [2024-06-25 13:23:22] RobVacation : lol [2024-06-25 13:23:40] SuperHans : BMEXcheers: that are the worst [2024-06-25 13:25:14] ninnk : ewwww giiiiirls [2024-06-25 13:27:38] contract details : wawmen? :arthur: [2024-06-25 13:28:02] Dario1 : :arthur: [2024-06-25 13:30:29] ilPanino : dumpmericans is at their desks sirs [2024-06-25 13:30:41] ilPanino : you know the drill [2024-06-25 13:30:47] SuperHans : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.001 XBT @ 61209.9 ``` [2024-06-25 13:30:54] SuperHans : Am i going to be fine? [2024-06-25 13:31:31] ilPanino : dumpmericans always dumps initially. [2024-06-25 13:31:40] ilPanino : how deep? only :arthur: knows [2024-06-25 13:32:20] SuperHans : ilPanino: wanna see 608xx [2024-06-25 13:32:49] ninnk : superhans with the big guns aye [2024-06-25 13:33:00] SuperHans : Yes ser [2024-06-25 13:33:06] SuperHans : 😜 [2024-06-25 13:33:26] ninnk : /position btcusd i also like to short my life insurance ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -200 USD @ 61184.1582 ``` [2024-06-25 13:33:26] contract details : up longers rektum again? [2024-06-25 13:33:51] SuperHans : 100x short ser @ninnk [2024-06-25 13:34:06] ninnk : no sir 100x is too much i use 99x [2024-06-25 13:34:34] Werner : hehe [2024-06-25 13:35:00] RobVacation : Dario1: Did ChatGPT pass Turing test? ChatGPT passes the famous 'Turing test' - suggesting the AI bot has intelligence equivalent to a human, scientists claim [2024-06-25 13:35:11] RobVacation : lol [2024-06-25 13:35:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 60996 [2024-06-25 13:35:31] RobVacation : we.re facked [2024-06-25 13:35:35] ilPanino : Sooooooo predictable, lool. [2024-06-25 13:35:58] RobVacation : An American needs to be taught manners [2024-06-25 13:36:08] RobVacation : s [2024-06-25 13:36:23] Dario1 : RobVacation: lol [2024-06-25 13:36:30] RobVacation : yeah [2024-06-25 13:36:59] ilPanino : remember satto is short here... [2024-06-25 13:37:11] ninnk : 60924 for migo pls [2024-06-25 13:37:25] ninnk : coincidentally my tp is there [2024-06-25 13:37:41] SuperHans : Bit lower for me pls [2024-06-25 13:38:44] ninnk : the real fun starts in about 30 minutes [2024-06-25 13:38:55] contract details : ninnk: migo needs 66k sir [2024-06-25 13:39:17] ninnk : sir it's so he can add to his long at a better price :pepe: [2024-06-25 13:39:28] contract details : :kek: [2024-06-25 13:39:32] contract details : we can add at 48 [2024-06-25 13:39:33] contract details : :pepe: [2024-06-25 13:40:17] contract details : nothing to see here [2024-06-25 13:40:21] contract details : america about to go sub 60 [2024-06-25 13:40:37] SuperHans : Like clock work [2024-06-25 13:40:41] SuperHans : Ggs [2024-06-25 13:40:45] ilPanino : cannot remember one us session that started with a pump. [2024-06-25 13:41:13] contract details : pump, america? :arthur:\ [2024-06-25 13:41:13] ninnk : wasnt it on a monday when we went to like 67-68 [2024-06-25 13:41:46] ilPanino : ninnk: yeah, but first minutes, always starts with a dump, random deep. [2024-06-25 13:41:47] SuperHans : Dont jinx it bro @ilPanino they could pull aa flipperino outta nowhere [2024-06-25 13:41:59] ilPanino : then direction is descided 10-15 minutes in. [2024-06-25 13:42:06] ninnk : that is true, we literally started dumping the moment market opened lol [2024-06-25 13:42:13] contract details : the first 5m is always red [2024-06-25 13:42:19] ilPanino : after first hour you have what you need for the rest of the session. [2024-06-25 13:42:22] ninnk : ok maybe dumping is too harsh, we started going down sounds much better [2024-06-25 13:42:42] PeacenLuv : pumpitt btc lezzgoo [2024-06-25 13:42:43] ilPanino : dumpmoreicans is more than a name sir [2024-06-25 13:43:04] ilPanino : Sometimes they pretend to be buymoreicans, but they dump later on. [2024-06-25 13:44:06] contract details : might be worth it having a bot short the first 5m [2024-06-25 13:44:08] contract details : :arthur: [2024-06-25 13:47:24] BMEXcheers : wow, looks like bmex is finally getting delisted [2024-06-25 13:47:32] BMEXcheers : another -12% [2024-06-25 13:47:33] BMEXcheers : lol [2024-06-25 13:47:49] SuperHans : Fk [2024-06-25 13:49:19] SuperHans : BMEXcheers: i gave them some options to revive bmex i hope they do something with it [2024-06-25 13:49:51] RobVacation : vol 4k no wonder. [2024-06-25 13:50:51] SuperHans : Last months its really about to die [2024-06-25 13:51:38] SuperHans : They need to do something with it for community imo [2024-06-25 13:52:20] SuperHans : For all the last users around 😅 [2024-06-25 13:52:47] contract details : refund all donations performed this fiscal year [2024-06-25 13:52:49] contract details : :Arthur: [2024-06-25 13:53:56] SuperHans : Few bucks not gonna do the trick [2024-06-25 13:54:19] ilPanino : first a classic bear trap, followed by a bull trap, now lets commence direction .. :arthur: [2024-06-25 13:54:43] contract details : SuperHans: they could start by fixing the lag issue a lot of people have with the site [2024-06-25 13:55:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 60000 USD @ 61041 - Don't quit your day job [2024-06-25 13:55:48] SuperHans : contract details: also that i did mention. I dunno what they gunna do about that [2024-06-25 13:56:57] SuperHans : They prob need redo some stuff for make that happen tho [2024-06-25 13:58:47] SuperHans : Its not a magic finger click to fix that [2024-06-25 13:58:55] Dario1 : Bitmex’s trading engine is written in kdb+. They should consider switching to DolphinDB. It’s several times faster and richer. Might solve the current issues… [2024-06-25 13:59:02] contract details : they need to ditch react :pepe: [2024-06-25 13:59:11] contract details : it's a front end issue [2024-06-25 13:59:21] contract details : nobody ever complained about laggy api [2024-06-25 13:59:31] SuperHans : contract details: i did [2024-06-25 13:59:41] contract details : ok then im just ignorant [2024-06-25 13:59:42] contract details : sorry [2024-06-25 14:00:22] SuperHans : Everything that was just a little fucked up they know about it now [2024-06-25 14:02:03] SuperHans : contract details: i use api all the time and at some point i couldn't even work with it [2024-06-25 14:02:28] contract details : didnt they migrate to a new one? [2024-06-25 14:02:35] SuperHans : contract details: then also mobile app runs on api also which not helps really [2024-06-25 14:02:51] contract details : app is awful ui wise imo [2024-06-25 14:03:04] contract details : but the connection is more reliable [2024-06-25 14:03:11] contract details : sometimes i get timeout errors on the site but app is fine [2024-06-25 14:03:57] SuperHans : contract details: due the app is connected true api and site on your websession [2024-06-25 14:04:13] SuperHans : Reliable but not fast @contract details [2024-06-25 14:04:52] SuperHans : For high freq trading on app is just not working [2024-06-25 14:05:53] ilPanino : crabwalk seems to be the theme today :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:06:12] contract details : :pepe: [2024-06-25 14:07:26] ninnk : https://youtu.be/vdEco8OCiS8 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 [2024-06-25 14:08:04] BMEXcheers : im writing my first game 'press 1 to go through door' 'press 2 to open inventory' [2024-06-25 14:08:16] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2024-06-25 14:08:21] MarketAnalysis : 5 [2024-06-25 14:08:54] BMEXcheers : Sorry, thats an invalid option, try again heh, that while loop keep on running bruhhhhh [2024-06-25 14:09:13] BMEXcheers : never said ill optimise the code n schiiiitttt [2024-06-25 14:09:26] MarketAnalysis : what if I do "os.import;os.curdir();" [2024-06-25 14:09:33] Dario1 : SuperHans: for high frequency trading you need a low level language and a server in the same building as their trading engine. Doing it on app will obviously not be sufficient [2024-06-25 14:09:47] BMEXcheers : ive not gotten that far, so unsure what that function / library even does [2024-06-25 14:09:48] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2024-06-25 14:09:53] contract details : how do you do hft on the app? @Dario1 [2024-06-25 14:09:56] contract details : what am i missing [2024-06-25 14:10:00] BMEXcheers : i am only week number 3 [2024-06-25 14:10:07] BMEXcheers : basically i realise that [2024-06-25 14:10:08] BMEXcheers : well [2024-06-25 14:10:18] BMEXcheers : ill keep improving and then ask chatgpt when i get stuck [2024-06-25 14:10:24] Dario1 : contract details: hft can never be done on the app is what I am saying [2024-06-25 14:11:04] contract details : i am not getting what SuperHans meant by hft on the app [2024-06-25 14:11:11] contract details : that's why i ask :pepe: [2024-06-25 14:11:47] MarketAnalysis : BMEXcheers: what language are you learning? [2024-06-25 14:12:02] SuperHans : contract details: try to put some order multiple in a min on the app without scuffing it [2024-06-25 14:12:52] SuperHans : contract details: its not really hft but if you die hard scalper and everything moving fast the app is fk shit [2024-06-25 14:13:08] SuperHans : And thats because api [2024-06-25 14:13:18] BMEXcheers : python [2024-06-25 14:13:31] contract details : SuperHans: last time i used the phone i missplaced a stop 30% down [2024-06-25 14:13:32] contract details : :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:13:43] BMEXcheers : just wanna be one of those who bangs out lush scripts to make everyones lifes easier [2024-06-25 14:13:51] BMEXcheers : not an actual coder [2024-06-25 14:13:54] MarketAnalysis : BMEXcheers: very nice, good language to start, enjoy [2024-06-25 14:14:05] SuperHans : contract details: i use mobile site that fine, a good one pager that works [2024-06-25 14:14:09] BMEXcheers : well, i did comp sci like umm 10 years ago but never really used it [2024-06-25 14:14:19] BMEXcheers : python is deffo a must, so many things to automate [2024-06-25 14:14:33] BMEXcheers : makes you look good [2024-06-25 14:14:34] BMEXcheers : etc [2024-06-25 14:14:39] BMEXcheers : and that my friend, is all that matters [2024-06-25 14:14:40] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2024-06-25 14:14:55] contract details : tech stocks are so strong [2024-06-25 14:14:59] contract details : bitcoin is old tech it seems [2024-06-25 14:15:11] BMEXcheers : lets make bitcoin 2.0 but code it with chatgpt [2024-06-25 14:15:21] MarketAnalysis : BMEXcheers: yeah Python is good, depends what you're after. For me it's more C# atm [2024-06-25 14:15:22] BMEXcheers : >code me btc 2.0 but make the price pump faster [2024-06-25 14:15:31] contract details : BMEXcheers: bch? [2024-06-25 14:15:52] BMEXcheers : MarketAnalysis: youre an actual coder. I work in test - and usually i find 'dev ops' types of tasks like 'why am i doing this manual' etc [2024-06-25 14:16:08] BMEXcheers : contract details: take me back to 2017 and that amazing bch pump :( [2024-06-25 14:16:50] MarketAnalysis : BMEXcheers: I don't code often tbh, but for my job I have to code undetectable malware. Ah okay, then python defo makes sense for you [2024-06-25 14:17:20] BMEXcheers : lol, whattt you write malware [2024-06-25 14:17:39] MarketAnalysis : BMEXcheers: yeah just simple stuff that doesn't get detected [2024-06-25 14:17:44] Dario1 : MarketAnalysis: Do you work for intelligence agencies? 😜 [2024-06-25 14:17:46] MarketAnalysis : usually encrytpion in memory [2024-06-25 14:17:56] MarketAnalysis : Dario1: nah I'm just a crackhead dw [2024-06-25 14:17:56] BMEXcheers : nice [2024-06-25 14:18:24] bluemaster : everyone who was chicken sold yesterday ,now try to buy back that sold volume motherfuckers 😜 [2024-06-25 14:18:40] BMEXcheers : hey i didnt sold sir not me weeeeee [2024-06-25 14:18:44] BMEXcheers : i am a hodler for life [2024-06-25 14:18:47] BMEXcheers : of bmex that is [2024-06-25 14:18:50] BMEXcheers : until 3usd tha tis [2024-06-25 14:18:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `PEPEUSD`: Buy 40 Cont @ 0.000012192 ($299.53) [2024-06-25 14:18:53] BMEXcheers : :¬))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) [2024-06-25 14:20:05] hellyman : close those 100x short guys :p [2024-06-25 14:24:00] Mr.Kazi : to $1 million 😍😍😍😍😍 [2024-06-25 14:24:45] SuperHans : BMEXcheers: ser Kaspa is like btc 2.0 they have halvings every year only 210 millon coin [2024-06-25 14:24:59] SuperHans : Up only coin [2024-06-25 14:25:10] SuperHans : Heavy supported by miners [2024-06-25 14:26:00] SuperHans : Not financially advice tho [2024-06-25 14:30:26] PeacenLuv : nice pump btc [2024-06-25 14:33:36] Punaniman : alt season!! [2024-06-25 14:33:45] Punaniman : btfd [2024-06-25 14:33:54] Punaniman : up only this summer [2024-06-25 14:36:53] ilPanino : rejected 4h 800 ema. :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:37:48] contract details : this purple line [2024-06-25 14:37:50] ilPanino : which is the same as 5m 800 ema, and the trendline back into the falling wedge. [2024-06-25 14:38:14] ilPanino : lets see if the bulls has money left to spend, all of them should be dead by now. [2024-06-25 14:38:28] ts2222 : will morgan stanley push to $1M [2024-06-25 14:40:04] ilPanino : Burj Khalifa? [2024-06-25 14:40:13] Dario1 : could be another sma, ema, wma, dema or tema on another timeframe. Picking one specific indicator, setting or timeframe is not wise [2024-06-25 14:41:11] contract details : Dario1: sir pump it [2024-06-25 14:41:15] contract details : ill send you some wine [2024-06-25 14:41:19] contract details : :pepe: [2024-06-25 14:41:22] contract details : :kek: [2024-06-25 14:41:40] ilPanino : This will be a great day to profit. [2024-06-25 14:41:57] Dario1 : contract details: the whole trollbox combined volume wouldn’t pump it more than $100 :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:42:01] ilPanino : pouring a big glass of aged rum... [2024-06-25 14:42:14] contract details : sadge [2024-06-25 14:42:53] ilPanino : funny how mr cheese doubted my bottom call yesterday. :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:42:54] contract details : never like rum, maybe i never tried good rum [2024-06-25 14:43:13] contract details : sir you notice how he shows up at pivotal points and says the opposite of the correct move sir [2024-06-25 14:43:15] contract details : coincidence? [2024-06-25 14:43:16] contract details : :pepe: [2024-06-25 14:43:31] ilPanino : contract details: most likely you have not tried the right one, i dont talk crap like captain morgan sir. [2024-06-25 14:43:48] ninnk : captain morgan :kek: only good with coke [2024-06-25 14:43:55] ilPanino : coincidence? i dont think so. [2024-06-25 14:44:00] ninnk : and i'm not talking about the rum but its effects [2024-06-25 14:44:34] ilPanino : This one is Royal Jamaican, 15y, Limited edition. nom nom. [2024-06-25 14:44:36] contract details : ilPanino: only tried spanish style rum [2024-06-25 14:45:20] contract details : ilPanino: mm expensive [2024-06-25 14:45:23] ilPanino : contract details: not sure i tried it or it was so bad i have forgotten about it. [2024-06-25 14:45:26] contract details : only found it on a swedish site sir [2024-06-25 14:45:36] ilPanino : contract details: Not to expensive €50 a bottle ish. [2024-06-25 14:46:54] Dario1 : the average house in north pole costs around 30k. One bitcoin can buy you two houses there :kek: [2024-06-25 14:47:01] ilPanino : I like rums from the carribean, they are usually the best ones. [2024-06-25 14:47:20] ilPanino : there are other golden ones as well, but it cannot go wrong with a carribean one. [2024-06-25 14:48:21] RobVacation : ilPanino: @Dario1 the average house in north pole costs around 30k. is true? [2024-06-25 14:48:35] contract details : i shall investigate sir @ilPanino [2024-06-25 14:48:43] contract details : always nice to find a new poison to enjoy [2024-06-25 14:48:49] Dario1 : RobVacation: yep, specially if it’s very isolated and in the middle of a forest [2024-06-25 14:49:05] RobVacation : ouch [2024-06-25 14:49:14] ninnk : mmm north pole forest :pepe: [2024-06-25 14:49:19] ilPanino : i went from being a whiskey guy to a rum guy a few years back. [2024-06-25 14:49:24] contract details : you can buy a house where i live for 30k [2024-06-25 14:49:32] contract details : with property, then another 30k to fix it [2024-06-25 14:49:36] ilPanino : satto liqs at 63047, exciting times. [2024-06-25 14:49:41] contract details : that's how abandoned everything is :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:50:12] ilPanino : lel, thats cheap. whats wrong with the place if noone wanna live there? [2024-06-25 14:50:27] Dario1 : contract details: move to big cities man. Big companies need your language skills. You speak 7-8 languages [2024-06-25 14:50:45] contract details : nothing, everyone emigrated last century, continues to do it. The place is beautiful, but average age is over 50 sir [2024-06-25 14:50:54] contract details : way more old people than young [2024-06-25 14:51:11] ilPanino : thats sad, thats how traditionally villages die. [2024-06-25 14:51:12] contract details : Dario1: but mi familia sir [2024-06-25 14:51:45] contract details : ilPanino: this are has 40% of the population "point" of spain, half of them will die or died within 10 years lol [2024-06-25 14:51:50] contract details : and looks like i die today too [2024-06-25 14:51:53] Dario1 : contract details: you can always have fun with them on weekends [2024-06-25 14:51:57] contract details : thanks 800 4h [2024-06-25 14:52:05] RobVacation : I always learned a new language when I met a new girl. [2024-06-25 14:52:18] ilPanino : contract details: dont worry, mm coming to save you sir. [2024-06-25 14:52:30] Dario1 : Nice! That’s the best way @RobVacation [2024-06-25 14:52:38] ilPanino : MM is kind to survivors. :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:52:44] contract details : im not sure sir [2024-06-25 14:52:49] RobVacation : hebrew taff af [2024-06-25 14:52:53] contract details : i may have to go plant more potatoes :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:53:05] ilPanino : Me neither, but gotta bullieve when i got such a nice entry at the lows. [2024-06-25 14:53:24] contract details : Dario1: it's not like i didnt think about it, but now I wouldn't even know where to go anymore. Gave up basically [2024-06-25 14:53:45] Dario1 : Soeaking about MM as if there is only one of them. There are at least 20 major market makers and each have different strategies and are competing with each other :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:53:57] Dario1 : Speaking* [2024-06-25 14:54:05] ninnk : dear mr money maker pls make line go up [2024-06-25 14:54:16] contract details : Dario1: can their strategy involve saving private retarded details [2024-06-25 14:54:30] contract details : i counter trade myself but doenst work [2024-06-25 14:54:31] contract details : help [2024-06-25 14:54:32] contract details : :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:54:49] Dario1 : lmao :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:55:37] contract details : america out with the fishing poles [2024-06-25 14:55:45] Getr!ch : Here we go abi , sol aboit to do kaboem green shit uop [2024-06-25 14:57:39] contract details : Dario1: big cities just arent for me sir. I like my vineyard and plants [2024-06-25 14:57:43] contract details : and talking to old grandmas [2024-06-25 14:58:03] Dario1 : contract details: same with me [2024-06-25 14:58:59] Dario1 : except for the grandmas :arthur: [2024-06-25 14:59:03] Punaniman : dont short!! every move down now is a bear trap, we gonna cumshot bukkake on the bears this summer [2024-06-25 15:00:18] ninnk : lets hope someone big who dislikes koreans is watching satto's strim :eyes: [2024-06-25 15:01:52] contract details : why not @Dario1 grandmas are the best type of wamen. You can actually learn from them instead of playing games :arthur: [2024-06-25 15:01:59] Dario1 : Satto is working for bybit smart marketing team. They give him a few mil and have a bot hedging his positions. This way they don’t lose any money [2024-06-25 15:02:41] Dario1 : contract details: hehe true indeed, ser. I changed my mind. You convinced me :arthur: [2024-06-25 15:03:12] contract details : that would explain how sato still has money [2024-06-25 15:03:15] contract details : can i work for bitmex? [2024-06-25 15:03:27] contract details : i'll do a multilinguals stream 100x short at 61 [2024-06-25 15:03:37] contract details : 250x even :Arthur: [2024-06-25 15:04:09] Dario1 : exactly, suggested it to bitmex but they don’t listen hence they lost almost 50% market share [2024-06-25 15:04:35] Dario1 : down to less than 1% from 50-60% [2024-06-25 15:04:45] ninnk : contract details and goldfish duo stream [2024-06-25 15:04:51] contract details : bitmex needs arthur live stream his degen trades [2024-06-25 15:04:59] Dario1 : ninnk: dream team [2024-06-25 15:05:21] Dario1 : contract details: that would be fun :arthur: [2024-06-25 15:05:40] contract details : the problem is market makers would have to counter trade him cause he actually makes money [2024-06-25 15:05:45] contract details : someone has to ruin his fun live :arthur: [2024-06-25 15:06:02] Dario1 : :arthur: [2024-06-25 15:06:57] contract details : i am better suited for the role [2024-06-25 15:07:16] Punaniman : just went all in on with my house [2024-06-25 15:07:23] Punaniman : no risk no win!! [2024-06-25 15:07:33] contract details : sure good luck [2024-06-25 15:07:35] contract details : see you at 56 [2024-06-25 15:08:05] Punaniman : loool noob [2024-06-25 15:08:07] Punaniman : higher low [2024-06-25 15:08:10] Bot42 : 👀 [2024-06-25 15:08:10] Punaniman : 85k next [2024-06-25 15:08:13] Punaniman : no more 56k [2024-06-25 15:08:15] Punaniman : EVER [2024-06-25 15:08:29] contract details : higher low and rejected at first line [2024-06-25 15:08:38] contract details : ok [2024-06-25 15:08:40] Punaniman : bear trapping noobs like u [2024-06-25 15:08:44] contract details : nah [2024-06-25 15:08:44] Punaniman : its working [2024-06-25 15:08:46] ninnk : expect the unexpected [2024-06-25 15:08:47] contract details : i am a trapped bull [2024-06-25 15:08:52] ts2222 : Punaniman: see ya on the pavement [2024-06-25 15:09:00] contract details : even though i drew this M on the weekly at 70k KEK [2024-06-25 15:09:03] ilPanino : unexpect the expected. [2024-06-25 15:09:24] Bot42 : ilPanino: one mans garbage is another mans good ungarbage [2024-06-25 15:09:33] ilPanino : gandalf forgot to grill a chicken i think. [2024-06-25 15:09:36] contract details : Bot42: hello sir :catjam: [2024-06-25 15:09:50] Bot42 : contract details: :catjam: [2024-06-25 15:09:51] contract details : i had mapo tofu today it's my fault [2024-06-25 15:09:52] contract details : no chicken [2024-06-25 15:10:17] Punaniman : hey noobers, bitcoin conference in end of july, very big macho speakers with many moneys. we will rally until that [2024-06-25 15:10:26] contract details : i can see that [2024-06-25 15:10:27] Punaniman : nobody wants to see a bitcoin conference with low price lol!! [2024-06-25 15:11:00] Schmico666 : 48k [2024-06-25 15:11:07] contract details : likely [2024-06-25 15:11:18] ilPanino : :likely: [2024-06-25 15:11:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0020 XBT @ 61370.7 ($122.69) - #yolo is a valid strategy [2024-06-25 15:11:33] contract details : look at all those short liquidations [2024-06-25 15:11:35] contract details : 80k today [2024-06-25 15:11:38] contract details : :arthur: :arthur: :arthur: [2024-06-25 15:11:40] Bot42 : :Arthur: :me: :bog: [2024-06-25 15:11:46] Punaniman : greedy noobers, 350k buttcoin been bought by blackcock and fidelity above 40k [2024-06-25 15:11:48] Punaniman : and u want 48k !! [2024-06-25 15:11:51] Punaniman : looolllers [2024-06-25 15:11:57] Punaniman : no more down, ever [2024-06-25 15:12:06] contract details : yeah [2024-06-25 15:12:09] contract details : 72 to 56 [2024-06-25 15:12:11] contract details : we went up a lot [2024-06-25 15:13:05] Dessos : >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zncqa3CPX3A https://www.tradingview.com/x/YfRkkeNa/ [2024-06-25 15:13:54] Andy RSA : Dessos: nice [2024-06-25 15:14:07] Dario1 : Dessos: +1 [2024-06-25 15:15:50] Schmico666 : :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: :downrocket: [2024-06-25 15:16:04] contract details : larry be kind [2024-06-25 15:16:07] contract details : just today [2024-06-25 15:16:11] contract details : :pepe: [2024-06-25 15:16:42] Punaniman : look at these bear traps