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[2024-04-23 07:06:06] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,500 USD @ 66323.1129 ```
[2024-04-23 07:06:07] bmagic : /position solusd ``` :bitmex: SOLUSD: 1,800 Cont @ 154.92 ```
[2024-04-23 07:06:25] bmagic : moon rocket launch detected
[2024-04-23 07:10:15] jjhiijiji : not the worst area to try short tbh despite many signals pointing up
[2024-04-23 07:10:36] bmagic : jjhiijiji: i did short - it failed- trade successful but short invalidate
[2024-04-23 07:11:42] jjhiijiji : i dont think its invalidated at all yet
[2024-04-23 07:11:56] bmagic : price invalidation - no
[2024-04-23 07:12:07] bmagic : trade invalidation yes
[2024-04-23 07:12:10] jjhiijiji : oh
[2024-04-23 07:12:35] bmagic : basically its a no trade zone for my strategy
[2024-04-23 07:12:46] bmagic : yet here i am
[2024-04-23 07:12:50] bmagic : degen mode activated
[2024-04-23 07:13:31] jjhiijiji : ive definitely been in degen mode these past couple days
[2024-04-23 07:13:47] jjhiijiji : trading where im not supposed to getting in just for keks
[2024-04-23 07:15:43] bmagic : we're about to get rekt both ways
[2024-04-23 07:15:44] bmagic : lol
[2024-04-23 07:17:06] bmagic : i'm fairly sure this is heading for 75k but i'll be patient on confirmation
[2024-04-23 07:17:26] bmagic : i'd have preferred 62k
[2024-04-23 07:17:53] bmagic : SOL is getting nippy
[2024-04-23 07:18:13] bmagic : $157 SOL
[2024-04-23 07:19:02] bmagic : ETH to rally for 4.4k
[2024-04-23 07:19:20] bmagic : maybe ATH - will see
[2024-04-23 07:20:05] jjhiijiji : bmagic: we are eventually heading up there im just expecting a bit more correction before we do
[2024-04-23 07:20:24] bmagic : jjhiijiji: i think market movers have other plans - the correction isn't panning out
[2024-04-23 07:20:25] jjhiijiji : but this could just be new bot who knows
[2024-04-23 07:20:40] bmagic : there signal i was expecting was for 62k today
[2024-04-23 07:20:50] bmagic : its weird AF
[2024-04-23 07:21:22] jjhiijiji : this is bottom of a local channel but not a major line
[2024-04-23 07:21:43] bmagic : i'm thinking up then down then up
[2024-04-23 07:21:56] jjhiijiji : im thinking down then up then down then up
[2024-04-23 07:22:00] bmagic : 66.4k then 63k then 75k
[2024-04-23 07:22:16] bmagic : 67.4k*
[2024-04-23 07:23:30] nab3 : Anyone else’s available balance is just mega wrong? My assets are double value what it says on a
[2024-04-23 07:23:43] nab3 : Available balance
[2024-04-23 07:24:04] Thatzaackid : thats been my issue
[2024-04-23 07:24:24] bmagic : https://www.tradingview.com/x/vY3XvHXz/ something a bit like this
[2024-04-23 07:24:26] Thatzaackid : theres a problem with how theyre calculated
[2024-04-23 07:24:57] jjhiijiji : bmagic: id like that
[2024-04-23 07:24:58] jjhiijiji : yes plz
[2024-04-23 07:27:30] bmagic : Available Balance should be 0
[2024-04-23 07:27:34] bmagic : you should be 100% degen long
[2024-04-23 07:27:43] bmagic : thats where you're going wrong in your calculations
[2024-04-23 07:28:02] Thatzaackid : oh for clarity, the fix they meant they were applying is for the issue addressing adding to isolated margin positions bug. there is no word yet on when they'll adress the incorrect calculation formula since the update at the beginning of the month
[2024-04-23 07:28:35] jjhiijiji : come on baby damp down a bit
[2024-04-23 07:28:38] Thatzaackid : bmagic, thats incorrect. bitmex is currently at fault fren. im trying to help them solve it.
[2024-04-23 07:29:12] Thatzaackid : he needs his balance availible so he can spend it with them properly after all.
[2024-04-23 07:30:14] bmagic : here we go
[2024-04-23 07:30:15] bmagic : moon
[2024-04-23 07:31:02] nab3 : Well I guess it’s nice to see other ppl have the problem too and it not just some freak accident only for me
[2024-04-23 07:31:21] jjhiijiji : not feeling the moon tbh
[2024-04-23 07:31:21] Thatzaackid : its systemic. not everyone actully does the math
[2024-04-23 07:31:25] jjhiijiji : im gonna stay short for a while
[2024-04-23 07:31:38] bmagic : terrible really
[2024-04-23 07:31:40] bmagic : its a scam
[2024-04-23 07:31:54] jjhiijiji : were just grinding near bottom of this local channel with no propper bounce
[2024-04-23 07:32:00] Thatzaackid : bear in mind, this chat isnt run by users nor are the presence here NOT affiliates of bitmex.
[2024-04-23 07:33:04] jjhiijiji : just dump already so we can come back up with more fuel
[2024-04-23 07:36:15] jjhiijiji : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -27,000 USD @ 66316.0757 ```
[2024-04-23 07:36:24] jjhiijiji : 64k plz
[2024-04-23 07:36:56] jjhiijiji : at least 65
[2024-04-23 07:37:45] 2147M : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.5 XBT @ 67031.05 ```
[2024-04-23 07:37:52] 2147M : send 0
[2024-04-23 07:41:47] bmagic : send it
[2024-04-23 07:43:49] jjhiijiji : one of my goblin friends from town needs a ride lets go down there pick him up and then come back
[2024-04-23 07:44:10] bmagic : it failed the breakdown in my view
[2024-04-23 07:44:19] bmagic : if we recover past 66.4k its game over for bears
[2024-04-23 07:44:40] jjhiijiji : but my goblin friend ;<
[2024-04-23 07:44:55] bmagic : bears are still in the lead
[2024-04-23 07:44:58] bmagic : its just ...
[2024-04-23 07:45:03] bmagic : running out of time
[2024-04-23 07:46:57] 2147M : rejected the weekly 67.2
[2024-04-23 07:47:50] Gandalf the Grey : It was 67 why now 66?
[2024-04-23 07:47:54] Gandalf the Grey : XBT broken?
[2024-04-23 07:49:24] jjhiijiji : continue le damp priz i want cheaper corn to long again
[2024-04-23 07:49:46] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: just fakeout daily cloud break
[2024-04-23 07:49:54] bmagic : it will retest during US hours and break
[2024-04-23 07:50:01] bmagic : it's not a rejection at all
[2024-04-23 07:50:06] bmagic : just low volume breakout failure
[2024-04-23 07:51:07] bmagic : all of today's sell action will wipeout in a single 4 hourly canle
[2024-04-23 07:51:09] bmagic : candle*
[2024-04-23 07:51:43] bmagic : unless i'm wrong then excuse me
[2024-04-23 07:51:48] bmagic : sorry i ruined your life
[2024-04-23 07:52:11] bmagic : i'm swinging roundabouts with my SOL trade
[2024-04-23 07:52:18] bmagic : it will be profitable if it doesn't liquidate me
[2024-04-23 07:52:19] bmagic : lol
[2024-04-23 07:52:28] BMEXcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/maj8G2yv/
[2024-04-23 07:52:34] BMEXcheers : why does cme chart looks less skewed
[2024-04-23 07:52:36] BMEXcheers : i dont know why
[2024-04-23 07:53:23] bmagic : BMEXcheers: cause we just filled the gap now 69jk gap to be filled
[2024-04-23 07:53:48] BMEXcheers : gap hasnt been filled
[2024-04-23 07:53:53] bmagic : yes it has
[2024-04-23 07:54:01] BMEXcheers : you sure...
[2024-04-23 07:54:19] BMEXcheers : 63655 is happening
[2024-04-23 07:54:39] BMEXcheers : cme gap around 64k
[2024-04-23 07:54:43] bmagic : thats already filled dude
[2024-04-23 07:54:44] bmagic : ignore it
[2024-04-23 07:54:48] BMEXcheers : :¬)
[2024-04-23 07:54:57] Thatzaackid : set some low orders for when it breaks down and destroys all longs again just in case. leverage was the cause of the last meltdown on the spot market. could be a good dagger to catch
[2024-04-23 07:55:04] bmagic : unless i'm wrong
[2024-04-23 07:55:08] bmagic : then sorry i ruined your life
[2024-04-23 07:55:18] BMEXcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/cSia1tkE/
[2024-04-23 07:55:23] jjhiijiji : dont ignore it my goblin friend is down there if we dont go pick him up hell be stranded there is no bus service or uber in those parts
[2024-04-23 07:55:24] BMEXcheers : well i only want to buy some alts
[2024-04-23 07:55:26] BMEXcheers : tbh
[2024-04-23 07:55:40] BMEXcheers : btc help my journey
[2024-04-23 07:55:43] BMEXcheers : if you know what i mean
[2024-04-23 07:56:13] jjhiijiji : im offloading alts soon as i get the chance
[2024-04-23 07:56:40] jjhiijiji : hopefully when we are in higher 70ks they go back up and ill sell em
[2024-04-23 07:57:51] jjhiijiji : thats it baby come on.. im coming goblin friend
[2024-04-23 07:59:07] Gandalf the Grey : balalaika is ready
[2024-04-23 07:59:33] jjhiijiji : Gandalf the Grey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ
[2024-04-23 07:59:44] jjhiijiji : after we bounce its mumuland time
[2024-04-23 07:59:50] jjhiijiji : but not yet
[2024-04-23 07:59:59] bmagic : solana leading the pack
[2024-04-23 08:00:00] bmagic : bounce confirmed
[2024-04-23 08:00:41] bmagic : ethereum confirmed
[2024-04-23 08:00:49] BITNEX_jojo : Pamp?
[2024-04-23 08:00:57] Gandalf the Grey : MUMULAND - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrq3ePeA1IQ
[2024-04-23 08:01:07] bmagic : come on btc don't ruin the party
[2024-04-23 08:01:09] Gandalf the Grey : every cows favorite
[2024-04-23 08:01:38] jjhiijiji : too early for mumuland
[2024-04-23 08:01:43] jjhiijiji : mumuland needs to wait a bit
[2024-04-23 08:01:57] Gandalf the Grey : one of the verse from mumuland In Mumuland they do not have banks or parlament We will find mumuland and never leave the place
[2024-04-23 08:02:06] Gandalf the Grey : looooooooooool
[2024-04-23 08:02:28] jjhiijiji : sounds pretty unorganized in mumuland
[2024-04-23 08:02:41] jjhiijiji : i bet there is garbage everywhere and methheads
[2024-04-23 08:03:13] Gandalf the Grey : they will organize once we are above 100k
[2024-04-23 08:04:01] jjhiijiji : on the other hand goblin town is really organised
[2024-04-23 08:04:04] jjhiijiji : industrial powerhouse
[2024-04-23 08:04:11] jjhiijiji : centralized power structure
[2024-04-23 08:04:26] jjhiijiji : large raw material exporter too
[2024-04-23 08:04:32] jjhiijiji : good labour force
[2024-04-23 08:04:52] jjhiijiji : not too much middle class though
[2024-04-23 08:04:54] bmagic : yeah 4 hourly open isn't bearish
[2024-04-23 08:05:32] BMEXcheers : i want bulls to question their life choices
[2024-04-23 08:05:33] BMEXcheers : only then
[2024-04-23 08:05:36] BMEXcheers : will i buy
[2024-04-23 08:05:44] BMEXcheers : until then, btc will one day come back to 75k
[2024-04-23 08:05:46] BMEXcheers : :¬)
[2024-04-23 08:05:51] bmagic : 66.6k incoming fast and hot
[2024-04-23 08:05:51] BMEXcheers : i'll buy then knowing its the bottom
[2024-04-23 08:06:08] BMEXcheers : im smart money - let it pump, retrace, buy
[2024-04-23 08:06:10] BMEXcheers : i can wait
[2024-04-23 08:06:10] jjhiijiji : 65.6k u mean?
[2024-04-23 08:06:21] BMEXcheers : well, btc always retraces from the ATH
[2024-04-23 08:06:29] BMEXcheers : so say we goto 2milly
[2024-04-23 08:06:34] BMEXcheers : we'll retrace back to the breakout
[2024-04-23 08:06:35] BMEXcheers : :¬)
[2024-04-23 08:06:36] Thatzaackid : how many people here arent affiliated with bitmex?
[2024-04-23 08:06:41] BMEXcheers : we all are
[2024-04-23 08:06:47] BMEXcheers : buy bmex sirs
[2024-04-23 08:06:48] BMEXcheers : :¬)
[2024-04-23 08:06:51] BMEXcheers : token for the gods
[2024-04-23 08:06:55] jjhiijiji : mumuLEEEEEEN
[2024-04-23 08:07:37] jjhiijiji : when are we gonna get some new carlos matos material
[2024-04-23 08:08:54] bmagic : Thatzaackid: do you want to become one of us
[2024-04-23 08:09:25] Thatzaackid : bitmex affiliate is a pretty specific term. normally someone cant legally deny it.
[2024-04-23 08:09:31] bmagic : i'm a 2x trading competition champion
[2024-04-23 08:09:37] BMEXcheers : askin people in tb...
[2024-04-23 08:09:37] bmagic : thats as much affiliation as we get
[2024-04-23 08:09:39] BMEXcheers : top kek
[2024-04-23 08:09:48] BMEXcheers : asking*
[2024-04-23 08:09:49] BITNEX_jojo : Im gonna get ass fked by the bears soon shjit
[2024-04-23 08:10:07] BMEXcheers : im shareholder, clearly
[2024-04-23 08:10:12] jjhiijiji : ahah jojos back with some 1000x degen moves
[2024-04-23 08:10:21] jjhiijiji : jojo when u gonna show ur ur real pos? ur long from 40k arent you?
[2024-04-23 08:10:23] BMEXcheers : lol ive muted him, he doesnt post position
[2024-04-23 08:10:52] BITNEX_jojo : Long from 65800 ish
[2024-04-23 08:11:13] jjhiijiji : BITNEX_jojo: ok adding to short then
[2024-04-23 08:11:16] BITNEX_jojo : My stop is right underneath this price
[2024-04-23 08:11:19] jjhiijiji : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -27,000 USD @ 66316.0757 ```
[2024-04-23 08:11:24] BMEXcheers : :¬)
[2024-04-23 08:11:29] BMEXcheers : jjhiijiji: LFG
[2024-04-23 08:11:58] jjhiijiji : continue le damp mr bog
[2024-04-23 08:12:03] jjhiijiji : make me richer
[2024-04-23 08:12:05] BITNEX_jojo : Fk
[2024-04-23 08:12:11] jjhiijiji : i want more cr0n
[2024-04-23 08:12:33] jjhiijiji : i want jojos cron ;<
[2024-04-23 08:12:47] BitMEX_Hans : BITNEX_jojo: what new username do you want?
[2024-04-23 08:12:59] BITNEX_jojo : Fk
[2024-04-23 08:12:59] BMEXcheers : MrLarper
[2024-04-23 08:13:00] BMEXcheers : apparently
[2024-04-23 08:13:06] BITNEX_jojo : Why
[2024-04-23 08:13:22] BITNEX_jojo : Im doomed
[2024-04-23 08:13:26] BitMEX_Hans : Isn't it obvious :D
[2024-04-23 08:13:41] BitMEX_Hans : Do you want me to put a BitMEX sign infront of your name?
[2024-04-23 08:13:53] BITNEX_jojo : BitMEX_Hans: yes please
[2024-04-23 08:14:03] BitMEX_Hans : :arthur:
[2024-04-23 08:14:08] MrBath : :doge:
[2024-04-23 08:14:21] BITNEX_jojo : Ok change it to SuperHans
[2024-04-23 08:14:56] jjhiijiji : more down
[2024-04-23 08:15:06] BitMEX_Hans : okay @ SuperHans
[2024-04-23 08:15:12] SuperHans : jjhiijiji: little more for my stop
[2024-04-23 08:15:16] SuperHans : Fk
[2024-04-23 08:15:21] bmagic : why BTC bully us
[2024-04-23 08:15:21] SuperHans : Im doomed
[2024-04-23 08:15:24] BitMEX_Hans : lmao
[2024-04-23 08:15:47] jjhiijiji : mumuleeeeeeeen
[2024-04-23 08:16:06] bmagic : like if its going to bounce like this
[2024-04-23 08:16:10] bmagic : there was no need for any sell action
[2024-04-23 08:16:22] jjhiijiji : no bounce yet
[2024-04-23 08:16:28] BMEXcheers : :¬(
[2024-04-23 08:16:34] BitMEX_Hans : SuperHans: just ping us in case you want to change your name again in the future hehe
[2024-04-23 08:16:48] SuperHans : Sure @BitMEX_Hans
[2024-04-23 08:16:57] BitMEX_Hans : Thanks @SuperHans
[2024-04-23 08:17:29] SuperHans : BitMEX_Hans: ok now pamp it hans
[2024-04-23 08:17:44] bmagic : jjhiijiji: i see bounces before they happen
[2024-04-23 08:17:45] BitMEX_Hans : SuperHans: putting some market buys in
[2024-04-23 08:18:23] jjhiijiji : bmagic: imagine ;< its like being larry
[2024-04-23 08:18:38] BMEXcheers : oh noe
[2024-04-23 08:18:46] BMEXcheers : changing names = unmutes
[2024-04-23 08:18:47] BMEXcheers : lol
[2024-04-23 08:18:59] BMEXcheers : i muted this little turd burger yesterday evening :(
[2024-04-23 08:19:07] BMEXcheers : for his constant 'ooh im rekt' posts
[2024-04-23 08:19:15] jjhiijiji : 'Fk'
[2024-04-23 08:19:21] BMEXcheers : yeah
[2024-04-23 08:19:34] BMEXcheers : like bro take your meds and stfu :¬)
[2024-04-23 08:19:36] BMEXcheers : teehee
[2024-04-23 08:19:41] SuperHans : BMEXcheers: you cannot handle a bit of emotional commentary
[2024-04-23 08:19:48] BMEXcheers : a bit?
[2024-04-23 08:19:53] BMEXcheers : post your position
[2024-04-23 08:20:08] jjhiijiji : already liqd no pos you need to reload right Hans?
[2024-04-23 08:20:19] SuperHans : Im gonna get drowned here
[2024-04-23 08:20:24] BMEXcheers : lmao
[2024-04-23 08:20:27] BMEXcheers : here he goes again
[2024-04-23 08:21:15] jjhiijiji : COME ON LARRY JUST FCKIN DUMP IT FFS
[2024-04-23 08:21:26] jjhiijiji : you know i deserve it
[2024-04-23 08:21:35] SuperHans : /position XBTUSD ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100 USD @ 65847.5 ```
[2024-04-23 08:21:36] enricher : :DOGE: :DOGE: :DOGE:
[2024-04-23 08:21:44] bmagic : load the anti-dump
[2024-04-23 08:21:45] SuperHans : But luckily i take profits
[2024-04-23 08:22:08] SuperHans : I need new bag
[2024-04-23 08:22:18] jjhiijiji : bogs going to SuperHans again you can short safely 200x
[2024-04-23 08:22:35] bmagic : lol this is only happening because bitmex gave us 250x leverage
[2024-04-23 08:22:48] BitMEX_Hans : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:23:07] SuperHans : Im pro 250x
[2024-04-23 08:23:15] laPanini : BitMEX_Hans: @SuperHans you two related?
[2024-04-23 08:23:24] SuperHans : Hes my uncle
[2024-04-23 08:23:26] bmagic : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:23:31] bmagic : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:23:32] laPanini : oh, family <3
[2024-04-23 08:23:33] bmagic : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:23:34] BitMEX_Hans : :kek:
[2024-04-23 08:23:41] bmagic : damn wheres my angry pepe
[2024-04-23 08:23:42] SuperHans : 😆
[2024-04-23 08:23:48] jjhiijiji : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:23:54] jjhiijiji : i got a special one what do i win
[2024-04-23 08:23:54] BitMEX_Hans : :me:
[2024-04-23 08:24:04] BitMEX_Hans : jjhiijiji: a perma ban
[2024-04-23 08:24:05] FishyGuy : jjhiijiji: a bag of air
[2024-04-23 08:24:06] BitMEX_Hans : > *:door::hammer: User `jjhiijiji` has been permanently banned from chat.*
[2024-04-23 08:24:08] bmagic : :me:
[2024-04-23 08:24:11] FishyGuy : or that lool
[2024-04-23 08:24:17] SuperHans : Loool
[2024-04-23 08:24:17] laPanini : lol
[2024-04-23 08:24:20] laPanini : thats almost mean.
[2024-04-23 08:24:28] BitMEX_Hans : jjhiijiji: jk, you're free!
[2024-04-23 08:24:32] SuperHans : Hans is unhinged
[2024-04-23 08:24:32] bmagic : he enjoys the pain
[2024-04-23 08:24:34] FishyGuy : chortle
[2024-04-23 08:24:34] jjhiijiji : lol :D
[2024-04-23 08:24:45] bmagic : pain for pleasure @jjhiijiji
[2024-04-23 08:24:51] FishyGuy : the best way >.>
[2024-04-23 08:24:56] BMEXcheers : lol
[2024-04-23 08:24:58] bmagic : why they bully you
[2024-04-23 08:24:58] MrBath : :pepe::pepe::pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:24:58] BMEXcheers : brutal
[2024-04-23 08:24:59] MrBath : :pepe::pepe::pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:25:02] jjhiijiji : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:25:05] BMEXcheers : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:25:08] MrBath : bring back rare pepe BMEX
[2024-04-23 08:25:09] bmagic : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 08:25:15] jjhiijiji : am i still banned? ;<
[2024-04-23 08:25:18] BMEXcheers : no
[2024-04-23 08:25:20] laPanini : bring back game, but fair! :)
[2024-04-23 08:25:22] BMEXcheers : i mean yes
[2024-04-23 08:25:23] BMEXcheers : :¬)
[2024-04-23 08:25:26] jjhiijiji : :D
[2024-04-23 08:25:28] BitMEX_Hans : :kek:
[2024-04-23 08:25:33] BMEXcheers : if btc pumps then ban
[2024-04-23 08:25:35] bmagic : hmm i'm going to turn off my computer
[2024-04-23 08:25:38] BMEXcheers : if it dumps then free bmex
[2024-04-23 08:25:43] bmagic : if BTC pumps i'll be happy
[2024-04-23 08:25:48] bmagic : if it dumps i'll be liquidated
[2024-04-23 08:25:58] SuperHans : Pamp pls
[2024-04-23 08:26:01] BMEXcheers : looks like stairs down
[2024-04-23 08:26:02] BMEXcheers : :(
[2024-04-23 08:26:07] BMEXcheers : then elevator up
[2024-04-23 08:26:16] bmagic : stairway to hell
[2024-04-23 08:26:25] bmagic : green dildo to heaven
[2024-04-23 08:26:27] bmagic : sounds about right
[2024-04-23 08:26:35] SuperHans : bmagic: long 250x here is safe money
[2024-04-23 08:26:42] SuperHans : All in
[2024-04-23 08:26:45] bmagic : SuperHans: what makes you think i'm not already
[2024-04-23 08:26:48] BMEXcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/df5bAMIL/
[2024-04-23 08:26:54] BMEXcheers : this the only captivating chat for me
[2024-04-23 08:26:58] BMEXcheers : chart*
[2024-04-23 08:27:24] SuperHans : Pamp this then shjit
[2024-04-23 08:27:36] jjhiijiji : we need to come and liq u first
[2024-04-23 08:27:40] jjhiijiji : then pamp
[2024-04-23 08:27:44] SuperHans : True
[2024-04-23 08:27:45] bmagic : https://www.tradingview.com/x/smPvUSOe/
[2024-04-23 08:27:52] jjhiijiji : you know how it goes
[2024-04-23 08:28:07] WhiteFlower : I was promised bull run, I was promised nullrun and guess what?
[2024-04-23 08:28:28] bmagic : WhiteFlower: you got cool runnings the movie instead
[2024-04-23 08:28:47] bmagic : now all you want to be is a jamaican bobsledder
[2024-04-23 08:29:03] jjhiijiji : :kek:
[2024-04-23 08:29:05] bmagic : i say quit trading and follow your dreams mun
[2024-04-23 08:29:26] SuperHans : jjhiijiji: if it happens im gonna countertrade myself for goodluck
[2024-04-23 08:29:55] costaaaa : hey guys, does anyone know how i can find out what the last mark price was on the top of the 15 min candle?
[2024-04-23 08:30:00] jjhiijiji : SuperHans: ok let me know so i can counter trade your counter trade
[2024-04-23 08:30:34] SuperHans : Wow sounds that's a good plan
[2024-04-23 08:32:34] jjhiijiji : im off for a couple hours see you boys in later, dont forget we need to pick up my goblin friend from down town.
[2024-04-23 08:32:45] goldtaras : costaaaa: OHLC
[2024-04-23 08:33:16] jjhiijiji : and dnt even think abt fckin him over. he might be poor but he has good friend in the migration department so next time at the border u might get not get ur stamp
[2024-04-23 08:37:31] BMEXcheers : that actually took me a few
[2024-04-23 08:37:32] BMEXcheers : to get
[2024-04-23 08:37:33] BMEXcheers : lmaooo
[2024-04-23 08:37:39] BMEXcheers : we heading down town
[2024-04-23 08:37:43] BMEXcheers : reeeeeel schit
[2024-04-23 08:43:20] BMEXcheers : R A G E P U M P
[2024-04-23 08:43:26] BMEXcheers : I N D I A O P E N
[2024-04-23 08:47:26] costaaaa : back n the long
[2024-04-23 08:47:34] costaaaa : that short was juicy
[2024-04-23 08:47:56] costaaaa : goldtaras: ohlc?
[2024-04-23 08:49:28] FishyGuy : open high low close
[2024-04-23 08:56:37] BMEXcheers : you can do it btc
[2024-04-23 08:56:41] BMEXcheers : i bearlieve in you
[2024-04-23 08:56:46] BMEXcheers : 😉
[2024-04-23 08:59:19] DingaDinga : thanks for the refund BMEX 😅
[2024-04-23 08:59:57] DingaDinga : i'm gonna need a yacht on the seychelles
[2024-04-23 09:01:01] BitMEX_Hans : DingaDinga: same
[2024-04-23 09:12:24] BitMEX_Hans : test
[2024-04-23 09:12:29] BitMEX_Hans : dead
[2024-04-23 09:12:40] BitMEX_Hans : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 09:14:03] ninnk : 88k today
[2024-04-23 09:14:49] XRP Wale X : BitMEX_Hans: dxy moving up did I see my X post :doge:
[2024-04-23 09:15:06] XRP Wale X : week BTC and gold
[2024-04-23 09:15:48] BitMEX_Hans : :rocket:
[2024-04-23 09:16:04] BitMEX_Hans : but DXY needs to drop!
[2024-04-23 09:16:36] XRP Wale X : BitMEX_Hans: set your buy oders T 57k
[2024-04-23 09:16:49] BitMEX_Hans : lmao
[2024-04-23 09:17:10] BitMEX_Hans : I only market buy, ser! Every minute
[2024-04-23 09:17:29] XRP Wale X : 😹:doge:
[2024-04-23 09:19:59] SuperHans : Pamp it hans pls
[2024-04-23 09:30:10] BitMEX_Hans : you're the super hans
[2024-04-23 09:36:00] XRP Wale X : Boom 📉📉📉
[2024-04-23 09:36:06] XRP Wale X : 🐮🐮🐮🐮
[2024-04-23 09:38:59] Andy RSA : SuperHans: are you werner
[2024-04-23 09:41:00] laPanini : No he is related to bitmex_hans, he is his niece.
[2024-04-23 09:41:47] Andy RSA : laPanini: wha ha ha
[2024-04-23 09:42:22] laPanini : i trust it to be true, because it was told earlier, in the trollbox.
[2024-04-23 09:43:01] Andy RSA : oooook
[2024-04-23 09:49:23] BMEXcheers : he?
[2024-04-23 09:49:47] Joeyy132 : 63k
[2024-04-23 09:49:49] Joeyy132 : wtffff
[2024-04-23 09:49:51] Joeyy132 : whyyyyyy
[2024-04-23 09:50:02] Joeyy132 : Just go up!
[2024-04-23 09:50:08] Joeyy132 : Dumps suck
[2024-04-23 09:54:21] SuperHans : Need a pamp here
[2024-04-23 09:58:25] bmagic : Lol when dump
[2024-04-23 10:02:16] Joeyy132 : Ok guys
[2024-04-23 10:02:18] Joeyy132 : heres the olan
[2024-04-23 10:02:24] Joeyy132 : out buy order at 63k now
[2024-04-23 10:02:29] Joeyy132 : so that we don’t go there
[2024-04-23 10:02:48] Joeyy132 : it u don’t put buy order there now, we are gonna dump to it. Protect our lings
[2024-04-23 10:02:50] Joeyy132 : longs
[2024-04-23 10:02:54] Joeyy132 : gogogo
[2024-04-23 10:03:02] Joeyy132 : Spam 63k buy order
[2024-04-23 10:03:03] Joeyy132 : plz
[2024-04-23 10:03:10] Joeyy132 : Plan
[2024-04-23 10:03:31] Joeyy132 : Don’t let the scammers get cheap fills!
[2024-04-23 10:03:41] Joeyy132 : Make them front run 63 the bastards
[2024-04-23 10:05:36] Smellfungus : lol Joey XD
[2024-04-23 10:08:26] Smellfungus : Why are you so against a dump? It's an opportunity to buy in at a lower price ;)
[2024-04-23 10:09:40] Benobi : Here is the plan BTC believers : spring. It is Spring. When you can't do more that gently caressinf (and I wrote those two words) the branch with your fingers because your arms are not long enough, you kneel, just a bit, and you SPRING
[2024-04-23 10:09:45] Joeyy132 : /pnl xbtusdt @Smellfungus ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -39.93 USDT RPNL, 1,216.18 USDT UPNL ```
[2024-04-23 10:09:47] Joeyy132 : that’s why
[2024-04-23 10:10:39] Benobi : but to get that spring, that energy, we need to kneel. No shame in that, it's all good. Get strenght, get the money, then jump to the branch. Climb, get up, try to get the next branch, then if you can't you kneel, jump, and do it again.
[2024-04-23 10:11:06] Benobi : Foolish to keep thinking than we can get q good grasp by extending our arms over and over
[2024-04-23 10:12:03] Benobi : (also to be honest I don't think here on Bitmex anyone is really ifluencing the BTC price, so it's fun preteding to, but we're followin the trend at the end of the day, aren't we ?)
[2024-04-23 10:12:18] Smellfungus : So you're saying you're anxious about your trade?
[2024-04-23 10:12:32] Benobi : Yep
[2024-04-23 10:12:47] Smellfungus : Take profit then ;)
[2024-04-23 10:12:47] Benobi : BUT DOES THAT MAKE ME WRONG ?
[2024-04-23 10:13:00] Benobi : I'm clearly not in prfit.
[2024-04-23 10:13:03] Smellfungus : Well, it makes you more likely to screw up
[2024-04-23 10:13:21] Benobi : Who cares what happen to me ? I'm talking about what's healthy for the bitcoin
[2024-04-23 10:13:39] jjhiijiji : the mbitkkoin
[2024-04-23 10:13:54] Smellfungus : You've got an UPNL of 1.2k, you could take some of that off the table
[2024-04-23 10:14:27] jjhiijiji : BMEXcheers: the mbitkkoin, how the faaak does it wwork
[2024-04-23 10:14:55] BMEXcheers : squiggly line goesss uppppppp
[2024-04-23 10:14:57] Benobi : I don't uderstand what your saying Smell ?
[2024-04-23 10:15:16] jjhiijiji : i think hes talking about Joeys position Benobi ;/
[2024-04-23 10:15:35] Benobi : jjhiijiji: 😚
[2024-04-23 10:15:56] Smellfungus : Unrealised profit and loss, you've taken some off already hence why you've got a realised profit and loss of -60, but you're above your entry point rn so you could close and end up with profit overall.
[2024-04-23 10:16:20] Smellfungus : Oh yeah sorry lol XD
[2024-04-23 10:16:33] jjhiijiji : ;/
[2024-04-23 10:16:35] jjhiijiji : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 10:16:37] Smellfungus : You replied as if I was talking to you so I trusted I was XD
[2024-04-23 10:17:14] jjhiijiji : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 10:17:18] jjhiijiji : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 10:17:28] jjhiijiji : i want more pepe games :pepe:
[2024-04-23 10:17:48] Smellfungus : Nice XD
[2024-04-23 10:21:27] ninnk : jjhiijiji: y u mek froge angery??
[2024-04-23 10:21:30] ninnk : rude.
[2024-04-23 10:25:00] Gandalf the Grey : pepe banned you lol
[2024-04-23 10:25:00] Gandalf the Grey : :pepe:
[2024-04-23 10:26:03] BMEXcheers : just moon it bro :¬)
[2024-04-23 10:26:13] BMEXcheers : thinking of making a coin
[2024-04-23 10:26:15] BMEXcheers : moon coin?
[2024-04-23 10:26:20] BMEXcheers : or
[2024-04-23 10:26:23] BMEXcheers : what about moon?
[2024-04-23 10:26:25] BMEXcheers : hmm
[2024-04-23 10:26:29] BMEXcheers : rugcoin
[2024-04-23 10:26:30] BMEXcheers : heh
[2024-04-23 10:26:53] MrBath : :pepe::pepe::pepe:
[2024-04-23 10:27:18] Gandalf the Grey : short it then long it then cry and long again
[2024-04-23 10:27:19] Gandalf the Grey : ha
[2024-04-23 10:27:21] XRP Wale X : MrBath: 👋
[2024-04-23 10:27:24] Gandalf the Grey : thats ze plan
[2024-04-23 10:27:54] XRP Wale X : guys what y’all think about this make sure u follow me for breaking :doge:https://x.com/xrp_x_/status/1782717708674662633?s=46&t=jfjzMbzSTEvjmwZqLsVFsQ
[2024-04-23 10:28:09] XRP Wale X : BitMEX_Hans:
[2024-04-23 10:28:54] MrBath : XRP Wale X: :doge:
[2024-04-23 10:31:50] enricher : :PEPE: :PEPE: :PEPE: :PEPE:
[2024-04-23 10:33:17] Gandalf the Grey : lol I am outside who is this, it sounds scary Your delivery drives, sir.
[2024-04-23 10:33:33] Gandalf the Grey : keyboard not keyboarding again
[2024-04-23 10:35:48] big number go down : are we getting le Mega pomp?
[2024-04-23 10:36:54] Smellfungus : XRP Wale X: lol XD Another country hates on Binance. dyk why?
[2024-04-23 10:37:53] XRP Wale X : Smellfungus: idk I tink thy trying to bring down the price
[2024-04-23 10:39:47] Smellfungus : “The SEC has identified [Binance] and concluded that the public’s continued access to these websites/apps poses a threat to the security of the funds of investing Filipinos.” LOL
[2024-04-23 10:43:13] big number go down : poor helpless filipinos
[2024-04-23 10:44:36] Smellfungus : XRP 1m looks bearish til 0.54. Thoughts? I think this rise is abou
[2024-04-23 10:44:40] Smellfungus : about to fail*
[2024-04-23 10:45:21] Smellfungus : The best way to protect those funds is to stop them from accessing them :3
[2024-04-23 10:45:35] Smellfungus : They will be nice and safe then :3
[2024-04-23 10:52:52] BMEXcheers : small gains leads to bigger fame
[2024-04-23 10:57:19] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,500 USD @ 66210.2573 ```
[2024-04-23 10:57:23] bmagic : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 80 Cont @ 3167.45 ```
[2024-04-23 10:57:27] bmagic : /position solusd ``` :bitmex: SOLUSD: 400 Cont @ 153.83 ```
[2024-04-23 10:57:43] bmagic : Ive got sol but im not a soldier
[2024-04-23 10:57:52] Smellfungus : lmao XD
[2024-04-23 11:00:25] BMEXcheers : i want that shit to fully retrace
[2024-04-23 11:00:29] BMEXcheers : and tank everything with it
[2024-04-23 11:00:34] BMEXcheers : thats what i want
[2024-04-23 11:00:37] BMEXcheers : YA FEEL ME
[2024-04-23 11:04:13] Benobi : we do.
[2024-04-23 11:05:14] BMEXcheers : as you wish my good man
[2024-04-23 11:05:28] BMEXcheers : i want a powerufl pmove
[2024-04-23 11:06:29] Benobi : it seels BTC heard you
[2024-04-23 11:06:44] Smellfungus : Everything tank? :0 yes omg yes
[2024-04-23 11:08:54] Joeyy132 : Smellfungus: when I’m anxious I know I’m in the right trade
[2024-04-23 11:09:41] Joeyy132 : Smellfungus: benobi is not me
[2024-04-23 11:10:10] Joeyy132 : Benobi: what’s ur pnl benobi?
[2024-04-23 11:10:49] Joeyy132 : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: -6.61 USDT RPNL, 14.97 USDT UPNL ```
[2024-04-23 11:11:01] Joeyy132 : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -39.93 USDT RPNL, 1,219.48 USDT UPNL ```
[2024-04-23 11:12:24] Benobi : my PNL is "ruined"
[2024-04-23 11:12:54] Benobi : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -2,053.46 USDT RPNL, -813.44 USDT UPNL ```
[2024-04-23 11:13:05] BMEXcheers : you still short from 60k
[2024-04-23 11:13:13] Benobi : if some people want to make a donation, cheers
[2024-04-23 11:13:34] Benobi : Yep. I mean I don't have ay more savings to get nto crypto...
[2024-04-23 11:14:06] Benobi : of coruse I don't belive much we will come back to 60k but just trying to hope a small retracemet to save the wreckage, .
[2024-04-23 11:14:12] Smellfungus : Trade XRP at 3 contracts on 10x and slowly grow :)
[2024-04-23 11:14:54] Benobi : I'm so pissed because like early april I had mad 14k, and I went to take care of my son one hour or so and loks 5 k both ties and everything was fucked.
[2024-04-23 11:15:10] Benobi : XRp at 3 contracts ?
[2024-04-23 11:15:23] Benobi : Well, you're right, once this ove is done I won't use high leverage anymore
[2024-04-23 11:15:30] Benobi : and just accept to go slow
[2024-04-23 11:16:01] Smellfungus : Joeyy132: Anxiety is dangerous, trading on any emotion at all is dangerous. You're far more likely to lose, and if you DO win, you're more likely to win far smaller.
[2024-04-23 11:16:46] enricher : Smellfungus: i second :DOGE: :DOGE: :DOGE:
[2024-04-23 11:17:16] Smellfungus : You can trade XRP at 3 contracts for equiv of $1.5, at 10x that's $0.15, so you can test out strategies with a totally engligible risk while actually exposing yourself
[2024-04-23 11:17:22] Benobi : indeed. you're right. To be honest, I thi I try this way to learn a bit more about myself, be less anxious, and also learn how to close a positio or a story. Accepting changes, loss, etc. So in a way I see this money lost part of a therapy.
[2024-04-23 11:17:54] Smellfungus : 3 contracts lets you take profit twice, so you can get into the habit if it's not something you already do :)
[2024-04-23 11:18:22] Benobi : I'm sorry i don't understand what is it or how to do it ?
[2024-04-23 11:18:48] Smellfungus : If you want some help with controlling your emotinos, Trading In The Zone by... I forget his name... Is good.
[2024-04-23 11:19:59] RobVacation : yes, you basically have to be in the zone to be successful.
[2024-04-23 11:20:30] RobVacation : focus,focus,focus
[2024-04-23 11:20:43] RobVacation : practice,practice,practice
[2024-04-23 11:20:57] RobVacation : loosing is the part of the game
[2024-04-23 11:21:05] Benobi : Alright. Sorry but how do you activate 3 cotracts ?
[2024-04-23 11:21:05] Smellfungus : XRP = Ripple. It's currently trading at $0.54 and the minimum bbuy is 1 contract. Click the dropdown in the top left corner, where it says BTCUSD or whatever, type XRP, and choose the highest vol market (liquidity is low so entering and exiting can be tricky, but so long as you don't get hung up on trying to get a maker discount and trading small edges you'll be fine)
[2024-04-23 11:21:35] Benobi : Yeah I've done a bit of XRP
[2024-04-23 11:22:13] Benobi : well low liquidty thing scares me I soeties got fucked over it notably because I did market buy/sell but I understood not to do that on low liq stuff.
[2024-04-23 11:22:20] enricher : /pnl xrpusd ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: 0.0004 XBT RPNL, 0.0100 XBT UPNL ```
[2024-04-23 11:22:26] calin : hello all!
[2024-04-23 11:22:32] enricher : :PEPE: :PEPE: :PEPE: :PEPE:
[2024-04-23 11:22:45] Smellfungus : RobVacation: Preciesly :D All you need is a tiny edge to make a profit over time. Even a pnl ratio of 100:99 over enough trades will average to give you a profit.
[2024-04-23 11:23:16] RobVacation : yep
[2024-04-23 11:23:41] XRP Wale X : RobVacation: :doge:
[2024-04-23 11:24:02] RobVacation : XRP Wale X: :doge:
[2024-04-23 11:24:15] BMEXcheers : D U M P E N I N G
[2024-04-23 11:24:16] Benobi : Ah i understand, you meat taing a position of 3 contract on XRp. thaks for the advice
[2024-04-23 11:24:40] Benobi : Ooh, this BBO thing sounds interesting ?
[2024-04-23 11:24:58] Benobi : It looks like a less dangerougs market order, am i right ?
[2024-04-23 11:27:08] Smellfungus : Benobi, you can use a limit order like a market order. Get in the habit of setting stops and tps ahead of time, that way you shouldn't get bitten too hard even with low liquidity :) And make sure you're not over exposed. XRP isn't great for day trading on BitMEX, unless you're doing small ttrades.
[2024-04-23 11:27:20] bmagic : Anyone heard of BBW?
[2024-04-23 11:27:24] bmagic : What does it mean
[2024-04-23 11:27:54] calin : @admin, can you change my name?
[2024-04-23 11:29:07] RobVacation : bmagic: Big Beautiful Women
[2024-04-23 11:29:13] RobVacation : lol
[2024-04-23 11:29:19] Smellfungus : ig Benobi, I'm not a fan of how it's not updating the lmiit price in realtime though. ig I'll mess about with it on a few small trades and see how it plays.