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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2024-04-11 10:05:34] laPanini : liquidator: (who said I dont have that as well). [2024-04-11 10:05:44] liquidator : laPanini: :kek: [2024-04-11 10:05:53] liquidator : For Australia it's 50% CGT... [2024-04-11 10:05:59] liquidator : Actually fucking insane [2024-04-11 10:06:04] bnqxbt : wut [2024-04-11 10:06:13] laPanini : liquidator: Yeah you need to do taxation planning. [2024-04-11 10:06:39] bnqxbt : fuck that [2024-04-11 10:06:48] liquidator : I own a few properties so I offset with asset depreciation [2024-04-11 10:06:51] laPanini : liquidator: Privately i pay my taxes, is a golden citizen in every way. And then I have my layers of companies that does not nesisarry pay as much taxes. [2024-04-11 10:07:02] bnqxbt : take loans [2024-04-11 10:07:03] liquidator : And I also own a car rental business and offset through that as well [2024-04-11 10:07:30] liquidator : laPanini: Could I ask how old you are monsieur [2024-04-11 10:08:02] liquidator : Speaking to someone with actual wisdom is rare for trollbox :kek: [2024-04-11 10:08:03] bnqxbt : if you have debt, and you make gains in btc, and pay off the debt, is it still taxable? [2024-04-11 10:08:05] RealBawlOfLasagna : bnqxbt: Add to that: people reject the truth with extreme violence most of the time. Too difficult to grasp, a pill way too hard to swallow. The whole economy is a big farce, pretty simple to understand. What is fantastic is the effort they did put to make us believe that it works in a certain way. KEK [2024-04-11 10:08:10] liquidator : bnqxbt: Yes lol [2024-04-11 10:08:11] bnqxbt : or can you offset it like that [2024-04-11 10:08:18] liquidator : Nah you can't [2024-04-11 10:08:33] liquidator : Best way to do it is asset depreciation and use that to offset tax [2024-04-11 10:08:45] liquidator : Pay off your auditor and ez tax cuts pretty much [2024-04-11 10:08:56] bnqxbt : how do you even calculate depreciation? [2024-04-11 10:09:05] jjhiijiji : so you fake the depreciation? i dont get it [2024-04-11 10:09:11] liquidator : You request an audit from your accounting firm [2024-04-11 10:09:24] laPanini : RealBawlOfLasagna: if the pill is to big to swallow, it stays in the mouth sir. [2024-04-11 10:09:33] jjhiijiji : mine have been appreciating in the past 14 years how are urs depreciating [2024-04-11 10:09:35] liquidator : jjhiijiji: Pretty much, you can make claims and say oh this building was damaged by wind/rain costs $100K to repair [2024-04-11 10:09:40] jjhiijiji : aah [2024-04-11 10:09:47] bnqxbt : yeah, nothing depreciates, inflation is the reason [2024-04-11 10:09:49] liquidator : So you get that $100k as a tax break [2024-04-11 10:09:59] bnqxbt : liquidator: ok, like that [2024-04-11 10:10:00] jjhiijiji : so you use fake expenses [2024-04-11 10:10:07] bnqxbt : go smah your own windows, get it [2024-04-11 10:10:07] jjhiijiji : yeah sure [2024-04-11 10:10:10] liquidator : Yeah, same with my luxury car rental business [2024-04-11 10:10:18] liquidator : I have like cars worth from 300~2m [2024-04-11 10:10:27] liquidator : Easy to say repair and refurbish costs [2024-04-11 10:10:29] bnqxbt : scratch all cars, get your own repair shop, and charge overly [2024-04-11 10:10:38] jjhiijiji : i mean you dont need to actually scratch them [2024-04-11 10:10:40] RealBawlOfLasagna : laPanini: There is another way, it has something to do with Uranus. [2024-04-11 10:10:58] laPanini : RealBawlOfLasagna: the uranus can swallow bigger pills than the mouth sir. [2024-04-11 10:11:15] bnqxbt : I see.. that is a pretty hefty web of lies [2024-04-11 10:11:34] liquidator : Literally anyone with any sizeable wealth uses these loopholes [2024-04-11 10:11:46] liquidator : You can also make a charity trust [2024-04-11 10:11:53] liquidator : Rolex does this [2024-04-11 10:11:55] jjhiijiji : bnqxbt: if its ur own repair shop and you are chargin overkly, then ur repair shop company will have to calim that as income and pay tax on it so im not sure if that would work well [2024-04-11 10:12:12] bnqxbt : true [2024-04-11 10:12:14] liquidator : Rolex is technically listed as a charity, and it gets huge tax cuts and they don't have to disclose financial details [2024-04-11 10:12:21] RealBawlOfLasagna : laPanini: There is life is SomeAnus from what I heard. Can even be used as a hotstorage. [2024-04-11 10:12:24] bnqxbt : but the repair shop got hit by a tornado [2024-04-11 10:12:29] jjhiijiji : hahaha [2024-04-11 10:12:31] laPanini : I can say, if you have a wealth over €10m you have nothing to worry about in the near future. More is better ofcourse. [2024-04-11 10:12:32] bnqxbt : offset the offset [2024-04-11 10:12:36] bnqxbt : I mean, ez [2024-04-11 10:12:40] bnqxbt : :arthur: [2024-04-11 10:13:28] bnqxbt : like someone said, economics should be taught in school, this is the reason it's not... imagine people actually understanding the world, the whole concept of society would collapse [2024-04-11 10:13:34] jjhiijiji : the only way i can see it as useful to actually spend to reduce tax is to get urself into a lower tax bracket if you are near one of the braket limits [2024-04-11 10:13:38] thesecretsimplykj : if the auditor is in front of me, I first tell him if he heard about the vulcanic activities in south germany lately [2024-04-11 10:13:42] laPanini : RealBawlOfLasagna: Hotsauce on pills might engage the same features. [2024-04-11 10:13:47] thesecretsimplykj : :arthur: [2024-04-11 10:13:57] liquidator : bnqxbt: You can literally start a fire in a property [2024-04-11 10:14:00] bnqxbt : jjhiijiji: obviously depends on where in the world you are [2024-04-11 10:14:01] liquidator : Just to claim insurance [2024-04-11 10:14:10] liquidator : I had a rich friend who literally lit one of his mansions half on fire [2024-04-11 10:14:11] bnqxbt : liquidator: it happens, all the time [2024-04-11 10:14:26] bnqxbt : for insurance fraud, but also for damage offset [2024-04-11 10:14:31] laPanini : Just pay your taxes sirs, stay out of the government radar, enjoy your life. [2024-04-11 10:14:40] RealBawlOfLasagna : laPanini: Stop it, I don't want to laugh, look at what they are doing to the Euro. Damn, was so unpredictable too. KEK [2024-04-11 10:14:44] bnqxbt : liquidator: just the side he wanted to renovate rite [2024-04-11 10:14:49] liquidator : As long as you do it all within reason like I do [2024-04-11 10:14:55] liquidator : I don't light my stuff on fire [2024-04-11 10:14:55] jjhiijiji : sometimes in UK in my case its useful to either take loans or buy a car or smth so ur expenditure gets you just under to the lower tax bracket [2024-04-11 10:14:58] laPanini : While always keeping profits bigger than taxes, there is nothing to worry about. [2024-04-11 10:15:07] liquidator : I "may" have slightly fraudulent claims but they aren't over the top [2024-04-11 10:15:24] laPanini : RealBawlOfLasagna: You need to laugh, yesterdays toiletshow in the EURUSD , its loads of hot sauce involved. [2024-04-11 10:15:28] bnqxbt : liquidator: limbo in the gray area [2024-04-11 10:15:36] liquidator : Call it emotional damage compensation from having to pay so much in taxes [2024-04-11 10:15:40] bnqxbt : "technically..." [2024-04-11 10:15:48] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: in germany capital tax gains is always capped at 25% [2024-04-11 10:15:57] jjhiijiji : thesecretsimplykj: lucky bastards [2024-04-11 10:16:04] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: thats better than here, we have 30%. [2024-04-11 10:16:14] RobVacation : I didnt know Rolex is actually a non profit charity trust. Sneakybustards.You can always learn something interesting on trollbox. [2024-04-11 10:16:22] bnqxbt : most european, at least central to northern europe, the cap is 25-30% [2024-04-11 10:16:29] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: yes I am literally living the life for some years now, fuck 9-5 haha @laPanini [2024-04-11 10:16:32] jjhiijiji : thesecretsimplykj: i claim my crypto gains in CY anyway cause i have dual citizenship and in cyprus crypto isnt taxed yet [2024-04-11 10:16:33] RomanW93 : In switzerland its 0 i think [2024-04-11 10:16:34] RealBawlOfLasagna : laPanini: Well tbh it has been months since I had my eyes on sub 0.5 €/$ So I had quite some time to laugh at the concept. [2024-04-11 10:16:46] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: insane, ok thats nicely done [2024-04-11 10:17:03] RobVacation : shares are owned by the Wilsdorf Foundation. [2024-04-11 10:17:04] jjhiijiji : thesecretsimplykj: no tax on stock gains either [2024-04-11 10:17:18] laPanini : RealBawlOfLasagna: I am happy to not be part of the EUR community sir. [2024-04-11 10:17:46] RealBawlOfLasagna : laPanini: We are delulu clowns at best, we deserve the spanking. [2024-04-11 10:17:55] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: thats different in germany, you need to pay up to 47%-52% income tax for that in germany, but if you got furtures or leveraged its capital gain again [2024-04-11 10:18:08] laPanini : RealBawlOfLasagna: i love playing the SEKEUR market. sometimes it can be funny. [2024-04-11 10:18:17] jjhiijiji : thesecretsimplykj: goddaamn.... crazy ;/ [2024-04-11 10:18:28] bnqxbt : that is just opression [2024-04-11 10:18:29] Rupertje : Why that 700 k wall ? [2024-04-11 10:18:42] bnqxbt : Rupertje: for fun [2024-04-11 10:18:49] thesecretsimplykj : as in every country you just need to know how to pay less taxes. german may be seen as the country with insane high taxes but its a literal heaven for rich people if you know. @jjhiijiji [2024-04-11 10:18:59] Rupertje : Just showing or with reason ? [2024-04-11 10:19:10] Rupertje : I never understand those walls [2024-04-11 10:19:15] BMEXcheers : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -100 USD @ 69715 ``` [2024-04-11 10:19:16] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2024-04-11 10:19:19] bnqxbt : Rupertje: bots, spoofs, arbitrage [2024-04-11 10:19:20] BMEXcheers : my hedge for alts [2024-04-11 10:19:23] thesecretsimplykj : if you create the right holding structure in germany you pay 0.5% tax on selling your company that holds an asset ;) [2024-04-11 10:19:29] RealBawlOfLasagna : laPanini: Seems to be quite a ride in the very deed my good sir. [2024-04-11 10:19:40] thesecretsimplykj : not the asset itself. but the company that holds the asset [2024-04-11 10:19:46] thesecretsimplykj : thats how its done properly [2024-04-11 10:19:53] laPanini : RealBawlOfLasagna: It has its charms. [2024-04-11 10:19:55] jjhiijiji : thesecretsimplykj: thats what we do here also. rather than selling an asset you can just sell the shares for waaay lower tax [2024-04-11 10:19:58] jjhiijiji : in cyprus [2024-04-11 10:20:13] jjhiijiji : thesecretsimplykj: the shares of the company that owns the asset* [2024-04-11 10:20:20] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: exactly :) [2024-04-11 10:21:02] jjhiijiji : fckin taxes ;< i dont mind when its a reasonable amount if they are properly spent on healthcare education infrastrucutre etc but too many european countries tax is at extortionate levels [2024-04-11 10:21:27] jjhiijiji : in Uk i need to pay 40% inheritance tax just to give my houses to my children how fcked up is that [2024-04-11 10:21:45] jjhiijiji : cyprus u just give it to them 0 tax [2024-04-11 10:21:55] bnqxbt : jjhiijiji: they are suppressant , main goal is to hinder development, [2024-04-11 10:21:57] jjhiijiji : 40 fckin % thats gansta sh!t right there [2024-04-11 10:22:42] thesecretsimplykj : I would pay way more tax if I would work as my actual job in IT for way less than trading cause of that. same for ceo's of holdings and stuff. you never pay more than 25% if you eject out of the company structure and if you dont pay out much you nearly pay no taxes and the whole things grows afk. @jjhiijiji inheritance and stuff is the same here, insanely high but you can bypass that with the holding aswell pretty much [2024-04-11 10:22:59] bnqxbt : jjhiijiji: you could end up bankrupting someone by giving away your wealth [2024-04-11 10:24:26] jjhiijiji : thesecretsimplykj: we have found ways to pay less, but you are not bypassing completely. and the average folk who dont use these methods and only have 1 house end up not being able to give their kids the house, so the gvnment takes the house, sells it, takes their cut and gives the kids their share which is now 60% of a house lets say and the kids need to now save up and buy another house.. kinda resets you every generation. [2024-04-11 10:25:01] jjhiijiji : it seems ethically just wrong [2024-04-11 10:25:06] jjhiijiji : to make people reset like that [2024-04-11 10:25:18] jjhiijiji : ok have high income tax and sh!t but inheritance tax should be waaaaay fckin lower [2024-04-11 10:26:19] bnqxbt : inherit should be 0% [2024-04-11 10:26:31] jjhiijiji : yeah you shouldnt need to pay to give your kid what you have earned through ur work ur entire life [2024-04-11 10:26:31] bnqxbt : it's not doing anything, just changing ownership [2024-04-11 10:26:34] jjhiijiji : thats fckin ret4rded [2024-04-11 10:26:43] RobVacation : In the current tax year, 2023/24, no inheritance tax is due on the first £325,000 of any estate, with 40% normally being charged on any amount above that. However, the amount that's taxable will be lowered for anyone who leaves their home to their 'direct descendants'.Feb 19, 2024 [2024-04-11 10:26:44] General Host : https://twitter.com/CryptoHayes/status/1778368550341886109 [2024-04-11 10:26:56] contract details : inheritance tax on a single house is how you keep people owning nothing and happy :kek: [2024-04-11 10:27:02] RobVacation : yeah 40% is robbery. [2024-04-11 10:27:04] bnqxbt : it's like having to pay 40% tax on your own networth, because you changed your last name [2024-04-11 10:27:08] jjhiijiji : contract details: eat ze bugs and be happy [2024-04-11 10:27:22] contract details : never forget by 20230 they said [2024-04-11 10:27:22] bnqxbt : it's already taxed [2024-04-11 10:27:27] contract details : 2030 :pepe: [2024-04-11 10:27:31] jjhiijiji : bnqxbt: greedy as fck [2024-04-11 10:27:43] General Host : time for pendle correction [2024-04-11 10:27:50] bnqxbt : because we can, we will [2024-04-11 10:28:19] jjhiijiji : when gangs do it, its extortion and a criminal offense. when the government does it, its fine. [2024-04-11 10:28:38] bnqxbt : literally, what are you going to do about it, most people just go defenseless [2024-04-11 10:29:11] jjhiijiji : oh you want to give stuff to ur kids eh? ill take 40%. lel [2024-04-11 10:29:17] RobVacation : so dont sell and live like warren buffet.lol [2024-04-11 10:29:52] RobVacation : the same house all live [2024-04-11 10:30:31] bnqxbt : T-8days to halving [2024-04-11 10:30:40] RobVacation : one car for life [2024-04-11 10:31:17] BMEXcheers : :( [2024-04-11 10:31:18] bnqxbt : live on a yacht, man those things suck up expenses [2024-04-11 10:31:24] BMEXcheers : i want that car to be an rs4 with slerf gians [2024-04-11 10:31:24] BMEXcheers : si [2024-04-11 10:31:26] BMEXcheers : r [2024-04-11 10:31:31] RobVacation : on Rolex: [2024-04-11 10:31:32] bnqxbt : basically, you are fighting the inevetable sinking [2024-04-11 10:31:34] RobVacation : Since there are multiple companies that each own a share in all of the other companies, it’s a bit hard to say which company owns which piece. Do you still get it? Well, we don’t. [2024-04-11 10:31:48] BMEXcheers : or btc ains [2024-04-11 10:31:50] BMEXcheers : gains [2024-04-11 10:32:09] BMEXcheers : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -100 USD @ 69715 ``` [2024-04-11 10:32:19] BMEXcheers : think this is enough to make it [2024-04-11 10:32:23] BMEXcheers : 'hedge' [2024-04-11 10:32:29] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: yeah i completely understand your point. its nearly the same here in germany ... absolutely bonkers - meanshile there are government associates that school ceo's how to pay the least amount of tax and parallel every guy with 40K a year salary pays more than a ceo. It will always be that 80% of the people is carried by 20% of ones generation. This is just the new way of securing that. The only way to stop this is that people educate themselfs more even if its hard at first while having a job and stuff but you just need to look at social media to see that there always be the 80%, to say it in hard words. [2024-04-11 10:33:49] RobVacation : was the time like apple paid 2% in Ireland [2024-04-11 10:33:54] RobVacation : tax [2024-04-11 10:34:05] Senior. Professor. : thesecretsimplykj: I love you, ser. 💚 [2024-04-11 10:34:05] thesecretsimplykj : inheritance is basically double taxing. thats illegal - on the other hand it needs to be in some form or else there will be "cold money" that wont be ejected into the economy anymore. there is actually a statisitcal chart on how much that can be percent wise before the economy collapses [2024-04-11 10:34:47] thesecretsimplykj : Senior. Professor.: 💚 [2024-04-11 10:35:07] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: inheritance is tax free sir. [2024-04-11 10:35:28] jjhiijiji : maybe where you are it is [2024-04-11 10:35:35] thesecretsimplykj : laPanini: not in my country :P [2024-04-11 10:35:35] jjhiijiji : in UK its 40% [2024-04-11 10:35:48] thesecretsimplykj : germany up to 47% depending on the amount [2024-04-11 10:36:08] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: Well it depends of course, if the money you inherit is taxed already its tax free, if it is not, you have to pay tax on it. [2024-04-11 10:36:27] jjhiijiji : lets say you inherit an asset here like a house [2024-04-11 10:36:35] jjhiijiji : u need to pay 40% of its evaluation [2024-04-11 10:36:36] jjhiijiji : in tax [2024-04-11 10:36:39] laPanini : In my country, money can only be taxed once. expect for any VAT. [2024-04-11 10:36:48] jjhiijiji : so its essentially double taxation [2024-04-11 10:36:52] jjhiijiji : since u already paid taxon that house [2024-04-11 10:37:10] laPanini : jjhiijiji: jeeze thats harch. [2024-04-11 10:37:26] jjhiijiji : just do a quick search google inheritance tax UK [2024-04-11 10:37:36] laPanini : jjhiijiji: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU [2024-04-11 10:37:47] thesecretsimplykj : laPanini: yeah its the same in germany as @jjhiijiji said. No matter, If i paid tax on the money to buy the asset (house). Or even If I inherit plain money of my hard earned income. It will be taxed again [2024-04-11 10:37:49] laPanini : jjhiijiji: thats horrible... [2024-04-11 10:37:54] laPanini : truly [2024-04-11 10:38:26] jjhiijiji : laPanini: its shameful is what it is. extorting ur own citizens [2024-04-11 10:38:35] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: Germany and Sweden generally has the same taxation of most things. Taxed money is tax free for the receiver, while non taxed money need to have tax paid. [2024-04-11 10:38:56] RobVacation : You can avoid inheritance tax by leaving everything to your spouse or civil partner in your will. Alternatively, you could reduce your inheritance tax bill by giving gifts while you're alive or leaving part of your estate to charity.Oct 30, 2023 [2024-04-11 10:39:26] laPanini : A house is taxed when it is sold. So if you inherit a house and dont sell it you have no taxes to pay, but when you sell it you have to pay the tax between the original purchase amount and the amount you sell it for. [2024-04-11 10:39:27] bnqxbt : 20years ago, it was like, you get to live in this awesome country, so you pay. now all countries are belly up tits smacked awful, doesn't really feel worth it anymore [2024-04-11 10:39:34] laPanini : E.g. capoital gains tax. [2024-04-11 10:40:05] laPanini : bnqxbt: May I ask, what country you live in sir? [2024-04-11 10:40:19] laPanini : You make it sound so horrible. [2024-04-11 10:40:28] thesecretsimplykj : laPanini: "Inheritance tax was introduced in Germany at the start of the 20th century. When a person dies, their assets are transferred to their heir. For the inheritor, this is considered to be a form of income—and therefore taxable, just like earnings or capital gains." sadly its like that [2024-04-11 10:40:49] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: woah, ok, then its not like that here. [2024-04-11 10:40:58] jjhiijiji : laPanini: Inheritance tax is paid on the value of someone's net estate at death (calculated as the value of their assets, minus debts, and after calculating tax reliefs available). Inheritance tax is charged at 40% above a threshold, currently set at £325,000 [2024-04-11 10:40:58] RomanW93 : thesecretsimplykj: correct [2024-04-11 10:41:00] thesecretsimplykj : laPanini: yup :( [2024-04-11 10:41:10] laPanini : I have left a rather "spicy" inheritance to my kids for when I pass away. [2024-04-11 10:41:18] jjhiijiji : and trust me u cant find a house in london under 325k so that threshhold is fckin useless [2024-04-11 10:41:40] bnqxbt : lol [2024-04-11 10:41:46] BMEXcheers : no [2024-04-11 10:41:49] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: An inheritance of 20+ bitcoins to each. [2024-04-11 10:41:49] BMEXcheers : try a shoe box [2024-04-11 10:41:50] BMEXcheers : : p [2024-04-11 10:41:51] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: yeah same here near munich haha its literally just instant rich tax 47-52% [2024-04-11 10:41:55] RobVacation : yeah london very expensive maybe on clapton [2024-04-11 10:41:58] thesecretsimplykj : laPanini: beautiful sir <3 [2024-04-11 10:42:05] RobVacation : which is shit hole. [2024-04-11 10:42:06] BMEXcheers : maybe east london [2024-04-11 10:42:12] jjhiijiji : south london is the cheapest [2024-04-11 10:42:17] jjhiijiji : followed by east [2024-04-11 10:42:33] jjhiijiji : then its north, and priciest is west and central [2024-04-11 10:42:46] jjhiijiji : west london is a nice place to live in though. south is a sh!thole [2024-04-11 10:42:54] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: If they have to tax on it, it would be a bad deed. However, the bitcoin they receive is declared with the price it was purcraches, and any capital gains from that point has to be taxed though. [2024-04-11 10:43:01] RobVacation : piastov ws shit hole too. [2024-04-11 10:43:26] laPanini : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39PFdznRJSA never seen such instrument. [2024-04-11 10:43:27] bnqxbt : jjhiijiji: what football club do you support? [2024-04-11 10:43:44] jjhiijiji : bnqxbt: i dont give 2 sh!ts about supportuing any football cllub. i just like to play futsal [2024-04-11 10:44:07] bnqxbt : same here futsal weekends [2024-04-11 10:44:10] Gandalf the Grey : we havent pomped in 2 hours. is xbt broken? [2024-04-11 10:44:19] thesecretsimplykj : I mean we basically talk about one of the biggest modern economy issues here haha the 80/20 parreto wealth distribution in combination with the 20% not paying as much as the other ones while they hold the most. Gonna be hard tackle how inheritance and stuff will work in the future [2024-04-11 10:44:20] Gandalf the Grey : maybe developers can fix? [2024-04-11 10:44:27] RobVacation : im recomended east ham london to live.lol [2024-04-11 10:44:38] RobVacation : second bombay [2024-04-11 10:44:44] thesecretsimplykj : laPanini: that sounds like heaven haha [2024-04-11 10:44:47] Gandalf the Grey : bomb aaay [2024-04-11 10:45:05] bnqxbt : bomb awayyy [2024-04-11 10:45:09] RobVacation : lol [2024-04-11 10:45:11] laPanini : thesecretsimplykj: No, its sweden, the socialistic terror of the world sir. [2024-04-11 10:45:25] thesecretsimplykj : laPanini: :arthur: [2024-04-11 10:45:35] bnqxbt : can we drop already [2024-04-11 10:45:44] laPanini : bnqxbt: yes please. [2024-04-11 10:46:12] Gandalf the Grey : laPanini: sounds like boss room music [2024-04-11 10:46:20] Gandalf the Grey : from Crash Bandicoot lolol [2024-04-11 10:46:33] laPanini : Gandalf the Grey: its pure boss music, but whats that instrument called? Never heard it before. [2024-04-11 10:46:33] bnqxbt : drop today, and recovery by midnight, tomorrow might commence the pump over the weekend [2024-04-11 10:46:48] Gandalf the Grey : laPanini: Guzheng [2024-04-11 10:47:25] laPanini : Gandalf the Grey: thanks, it was in the title, but my chinese is a bit rusty so had to doublecheck. [2024-04-11 10:47:34] bnqxbt : fake bounce [2024-04-11 10:47:52] laPanini : bnqxbt: looool sir, whos checking the 1s chart now :D [2024-04-11 10:48:10] Gandalf the Grey : hehe [2024-04-11 10:48:30] laPanini : Gandalf the Grey: im impressed, so many strings to pull, so many wrongs can be done. [2024-04-11 10:48:46] jjhiijiji : laPanini: i think this woman is using the same one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH0EH4fsQXM [2024-04-11 10:48:48] laPanini : And its playing outside bears favorite workplace, mcdonalds sir. [2024-04-11 10:48:51] jjhiijiji : only its a nice track [2024-04-11 10:49:03] laPanini : jjhiijiji: ty sir, will check. [2024-04-11 10:49:07] laPanini : im pressed. [2024-04-11 10:49:11] laPanini : impressed* [2024-04-11 10:49:13] Gandalf the Grey : Her fingering skills are legendary 😃 [2024-04-11 10:49:17] laPanini : not pressed * [2024-04-11 10:49:30] jjhiijiji : Gandalf the Grey: :o [2024-04-11 10:49:33] jjhiijiji : l( [2024-04-11 10:49:36] jjhiijiji : ;) [2024-04-11 10:49:48] Gandalf the Grey : smileys on crack on mex lol [2024-04-11 10:49:51] laPanini : Gandalf the Grey: finger the golden button like that you never have to find a new wife ever. [2024-04-11 10:50:07] thesecretsimplykj : :arthur: [2024-04-11 10:50:11] contract details : :pepe: [2024-04-11 10:50:19] Gandalf the Grey : noooooob [2024-04-11 10:50:22] laPanini : contract details: bye sir :noob: [2024-04-11 10:50:23] Gandalf the Grey : :pepe: [2024-04-11 10:50:25] MoonBoy : :kek: [2024-04-11 10:50:33] Gandalf the Grey : :pepe::pepe::pepe: [2024-04-11 10:50:34] jjhiijiji : so wait, pepe gets angry but there are no pepe rewards anymore? [2024-04-11 10:50:34] MoonBoy : :me: [2024-04-11 10:50:42] laPanini : jjhiijiji: indeed sir. [2024-04-11 10:50:44] jjhiijiji : wtf ;/ [2024-04-11 10:50:45] Gandalf the Grey : :me: [2024-04-11 10:50:45] bnqxbt : haha, fatality [2024-04-11 10:50:51] bnqxbt : :me: [2024-04-11 10:50:53] thesecretsimplykj : jjhiijiji: basically like double taxation [2024-04-11 10:50:56] thesecretsimplykj : new pepe system [2024-04-11 10:51:01] jjhiijiji : hahh [2024-04-11 10:51:02] thesecretsimplykj : we get trolled [2024-04-11 10:51:05] laPanini : jjhiijiji: awesome track sir, its a blessing to my ears. [2024-04-11 10:51:08] BMEXcheers : do you think we'll hit 64k [2024-04-11 10:51:13] BMEXcheers : so i can be top on leaderboard [2024-04-11 10:51:18] jjhiijiji : laPanini: <3 [2024-04-11 10:51:19] MoonBoy : sir we hit $650,000 very soon [2024-04-11 10:51:28] laPanini : @admin when will rare pepe rewards be fixed and the game return properly balanced sir? [2024-04-11 10:51:33] BMEXcheers : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -100 USD @ 69715 ``` [2024-04-11 10:51:35] bnqxbt : MoonBoy: amen [2024-04-11 10:51:35] BMEXcheers : :( [2024-04-11 10:51:41] Gandalf the Grey : follow teh wiggly line [2024-04-11 10:52:10] bnqxbt : for every 100k btc crosses, I'll adopt 5more cats [2024-04-11 10:52:14] laPanini : jjhiijiji: I can only say, my 22" subs is doing their work. [2024-04-11 10:52:26] Gandalf the Grey : bounce eeeeeeet [2024-04-11 10:52:28] bnqxbt : from the streets [2024-04-11 10:52:30] MoonBoy : pls ask sir admin when moon will be here [2024-04-11 10:52:49] laPanini : bnqxbt: So so far you have adopted 0 cats. :) [2024-04-11 10:52:56] bnqxbt : can we have some nice pepe game [2024-04-11 10:52:57] jjhiijiji : laPanini: glad ur enjoying it :) [2024-04-11 10:53:02] MoonBoy : sir :pepe: [2024-04-11 10:53:09] MoonBoy : :pepe::pepe::pepe: [2024-04-11 10:53:11] laPanini : jjhiijiji: i am strangely enough. [2024-04-11 10:53:15] bnqxbt : we need more play to earn features, and then gamble it all away somehow [2024-04-11 10:53:16] Gandalf the Grey : feeein feeein feeeeein [2024-04-11 10:53:32] BMEXcheers : i think bmex is ready to launch [2024-04-11 10:53:37] BMEXcheers : ofc, launch will fail [2024-04-11 10:53:43] BMEXcheers : and i will post my 100usd short [2024-04-11 10:53:52] BMEXcheers : frequently, not too frequently, but sorta like bluemaster posts [2024-04-11 10:54:08] laPanini : jjhiijiji: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_DNuT7J1wk then we have guitarr overload. [2024-04-11 10:54:10] MoonBoy : you have to invest like him if you want to post like him [2024-04-11 10:54:32] MoonBoy : :pepe::pepe::pepe: [2024-04-11 10:54:45] bnqxbt : bmex is like spacex, every launch explodes [2024-04-11 10:54:51] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2024-04-11 10:54:54] bnqxbt : eventually, MARS [2024-04-11 10:55:43] bnqxbt : rip bmex holders, the bags are heavy and blue [2024-04-11 10:56:02] jjhiijiji : laPanini: tf is that never seen a guitar with so manyt strings ;p [2024-04-11 10:56:02] bnqxbt : no relief in sight, [2024-04-11 10:56:19] laPanini : jjhiijiji: we both experience new things today old sir. [2024-04-11 10:56:46] Rupertje : Do something corn this is to boring lol [2024-04-11 10:57:08] bnqxbt : alts are dropping, btc is following very soon [2024-04-11 10:57:28] Gandalf the Grey : picaaaaa [2024-04-11 10:57:34] bnqxbt : 69420 next [2024-04-11 10:58:28] bnqxbt : seriously, bears, do not surface because you see a red candela, you are going to get liquidated, so just silence. [2024-04-11 10:58:51] bnqxbt : this is a bullish correction, we need indicators to cool down for next pump [2024-04-11 10:59:16] bnqxbt : don't get excited... shhhh [2024-04-11 11:00:06] RealBawlOfLasagna : Throwing coupons for cheaper Buttcoins. KEK [2024-04-11 11:01:12] bnqxbt : 70k is looking like the first point of relevance [2024-04-11 11:02:06] bnqxbt : hmm,. we is pumping [2024-04-11 11:02:08] bnqxbt : wen* [2024-04-11 11:02:19] bnqxbt : I'll take that [2024-04-11 11:02:32] RealBawlOfLasagna : After dumpling, we have to make room for any giga pomp. [2024-04-11 11:02:33] bnqxbt : profits are moving out [2024-04-11 11:03:24] bnqxbt : the likelyhood of a drop gets exponentially less likely all the way to 66,6k, but the range is 70k down to 66k. [2024-04-11 11:03:47] bnqxbt : so I would add at every fib,. every ma, every support [2024-04-11 11:04:24] bnqxbt : don't short lol [2024-04-11 11:06:02] contract details : get your parabolic fib channels out :pepe: [2024-04-11 11:06:43] bnqxbt : :pepe: [2024-04-11 11:07:43] contract details : here https://www.tradingview.com/x/grSwc6QF/ moon it :arthur: [2024-04-11 11:08:53] bluemaster : Did I miss anything guys ? [2024-04-11 11:09:25] bnqxbt : bluemaster: @contract details got an angry pepe and got banned for 10min, nothing much else [2024-04-11 11:09:42] contract details : and pepe fund doesnt hand out bmex anymore :pepe: [2024-04-11 11:09:45] bluemaster : :me: [2024-04-11 11:09:52] bnqxbt : bluemaster: :me: [2024-04-11 11:10:05] bnqxbt : pepebuddies!! [2024-04-11 11:10:16] bluemaster : bnqxbt: 😎 [2024-04-11 11:10:35] bnqxbt : contract details: it's like real life [2024-04-11 11:10:39] ninnk : @dessos come on bro we're waiting for some sick beats [2024-04-11 11:11:10] bnqxbt : :pepe: [2024-04-11 11:11:35] bnqxbt : brrr all the way down [2024-04-11 11:11:55] bnqxbt : wow this falling is SLOW, sgonna take foEVAH [2024-04-11 11:12:06] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : not falling [2024-04-11 11:12:18] bnqxbt : Crypto_Cowboy_1982: indicator cooldown, yes it is [2024-04-11 11:12:23] bnqxbt : but it's bullish, stack up [2024-04-11 11:12:56] bnqxbt : dmi is actually rising up nicely, so, it's doing something... [2024-04-11 11:13:35] bnqxbt : dmi at 30 or more is when I'll say reversal is most likely [2024-04-11 11:13:44] bnqxbt : 18 rn [2024-04-11 11:14:13] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : what happened to everyone from yesterday who were banging on about 48k? [2024-04-11 11:14:23] bnqxbt : Crypto_Cowboy_1982: liquidated :arthur: [2024-04-11 11:14:39] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : Shawn Williams and Sailor Noom [2024-04-11 11:14:39] bnqxbt : it was so toxic here yesterday [2024-04-11 11:14:58] bnqxbt : like school girls [2024-04-11 11:15:03] bnqxbt : yelling nonsense [2024-04-11 11:15:20] ninnk : you mean the cheeseburger guy? [2024-04-11 11:15:42] bnqxbt : well there were like the usual suspects, one red candle and they appear [2024-04-11 11:15:44] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : the worst [2024-04-11 11:16:01] bnqxbt : fucking bots [2024-04-11 11:16:15] ninnk : where's @Fuun tho? [2024-04-11 11:16:18] bluemaster : I can see Consensys ETH Foundation desperately trying to defend 0.05 [2024-04-11 11:16:23] ninnk : i wanna show him my bmex logo :bmex: [2024-04-11 11:16:54] RobVacation : perma ban [2024-04-11 11:17:26] laPanini : dips are for buying this time around. [2024-04-11 11:18:16] RobVacation : I still think the fuun was a woman. [2024-04-11 11:18:39] bnqxbt : a bot [2024-04-11 11:18:48] ninnk : RobVacation: i've never seen a woman stuck in a permanent menstrual cycle. [2024-04-11 11:18:54] RobVacation : lol [2024-04-11 11:18:55] ninnk : 👃 [2024-04-11 11:18:57] ninnk : 👀 [2024-04-11 11:20:12] laPanini : Some music what whats to come next: https://youtu.be/ira0npvzI0c?list=PL8a2EZ2R1NshFnDowCFYkFpRd-KTmar0x&t=144 [2024-04-11 11:20:29] Satoshi nakafomo : What is target for today? [2024-04-11 11:20:43] ninnk : nah more like https://youtu.be/aDACorIaxNw [2024-04-11 11:22:53] MR MILLIONAIRE : @admin [2024-04-11 11:23:05] BitMEX_Hans : MR MILLIONAIRE: hi [2024-04-11 11:23:22] MR MILLIONAIRE : @admin check my account my withdrawals are banned. I had changed my email address so it was as a scecuirty measure for 72 hours but its been way more than that [2024-04-11 11:23:41] MR MILLIONAIRE : been a weel i guess [2024-04-11 11:23:45] MR MILLIONAIRE : week* [2024-04-11 11:23:54] MR MILLIONAIRE : also there is some error in thedates [2024-04-11 11:24:14] MR MILLIONAIRE : Withdrawal ban expires at 2024-04-12T00:25:09.117Z [2024-04-11 11:24:52] BitMEX_Hans : MR MILLIONAIRE: it seems like you did any security relevant changes to your account in the last 24 hours. Maybe a password reset or 2FA reset? [2024-04-11 11:24:55] mrkobe : Guys, you also have a glitch with Margin balance widget? [2024-04-11 11:25:08] BitMEX_Hans : mrkobe: what do you see there? [2024-04-11 11:25:48] MR MILLIONAIRE : BitMEX_Hans: No so i changed my mail id but i did on 2nd april. its been close to 10 days now. ban not liffted yet [2024-04-11 11:25:56] mrkobe : Negative wallet balance [2024-04-11 11:25:59] MR MILLIONAIRE : it was supposed to be 72 hours [2024-04-11 11:27:18] BitMEX_Hans : MR MILLIONAIRE: I can see that you did some changes in the last 24 hours. If that wasn't you, it's probably best to speak to our support team. https://www.bitmex.com/contact [2024-04-11 11:28:42] BMEXcheers : BitMEX_Hans: I had btc dust in my acc but the wallet didnt display the alue [2024-04-11 11:28:45] BMEXcheers : value* [2024-04-11 11:28:55] BMEXcheers : for jokes (lots of) i opened a market short [2024-04-11 11:29:02] BMEXcheers : not realising i could [2024-04-11 11:29:16] BMEXcheers : why are there no safeguards for my stupidity? :) [2024-04-11 11:29:24] BitMEX_Hans : mrkobe: Let me bring that up with my team. [2024-04-11 11:29:25] BMEXcheers : i am now underwater [2024-04-11 11:29:32] BMEXcheers : position btcusd [2024-04-11 11:29:36] BMEXcheers : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -100 USD @ 69715 ``` [2024-04-11 11:29:36] BitMEX_Hans : BMEXcheers: :pepe: [2024-04-11 11:29:40] BMEXcheers : :( [2024-04-11 11:29:49] mrkobe : BitMEX_Hans: ok thx [2024-04-11 11:29:54] BMEXcheers : or is this a bug [2024-04-11 11:29:55] BMEXcheers : lol [2024-04-11 11:30:01] BMEXcheers : i can open 100usd positions [2024-04-11 11:30:03] BMEXcheers : with 0btc [2024-04-11 11:31:01] BMEXcheers : part of me, wants btc to pump so my alts will pump [2024-04-11 11:31:21] BMEXcheers : part of me wants btc to dump so i can post /position btcusd and turn this 100 into 1billion [2024-04-11 11:32:10] BitMEX_Hans : BMEXcheers: I see you have an XBT balance, but it's too little to be displayed. If you click the settings icon on the top right and change the Bitcoin unit to XBt. You should see your balance [2024-04-11 11:33:56] BMEXcheers : ah [2024-04-11 11:33:56] BMEXcheers : i see [2024-04-11 11:34:17] dl0van : lolz [2024-04-11 11:34:21] BMEXcheers : oh schit [2024-04-11 11:34:21] bnqxbt : BitMEX_Hans: any news regarding bmex, is there a dev team working on it, or is it just left as is+ [2024-04-11 11:34:22] bnqxbt : ? [2024-04-11 11:34:30] BMEXcheers : I've got 4.70k XBt [2024-04-11 11:34:31] BMEXcheers : heh [2024-04-11 11:34:34] BMEXcheers : im rich! [2024-04-11 11:35:18] BitMEX_Hans : bnqxbt: we have some people looking into it right now [2024-04-11 11:36:24] MR MILLIONAIRE : BitMEX_Hans: whatchanges. yes i m speaking to them but can u mention what changes? [2024-04-11 11:36:50] BitMEX_Hans : MR MILLIONAIRE: I am not involved in those discussions unfortunately [2024-04-11 11:37:20] bnqxbt : BitMEX_Hans: ty [2024-04-11 11:37:26] MR MILLIONAIRE : ok [2024-04-11 11:38:21] dl0van : easy long her dogecoin [2024-04-11 11:38:24] dl0van : here* [2024-04-11 11:38:45] ninnk : https://coinmarketcap.com/rankings/exchanges/ [2024-04-11 11:38:54] ninnk : why are we 42nd?? when top 5 [2024-04-11 11:41:21] BMEXcheers : im motivated [2024-04-11 11:41:24] BMEXcheers : ill trade day in day out [2024-04-11 11:41:31] BMEXcheers : turning that 2usd into 2million [2024-04-11 11:41:32] BMEXcheers : LFG [2024-04-11 11:41:38] BMEXcheers : first trade: [2024-04-11 11:41:42] BMEXcheers : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -100 USD @ 69715 ``` [2024-04-11 11:41:43] BMEXcheers : heh [2024-04-11 11:41:44] BMEXcheers : oops [2024-04-11 11:42:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSDT`: Buy 7000 XRP @ 0.6095 ($4,266.64) - Wallet's on a diet now! [2024-04-11 11:42:19] BMEXcheers : i promise you Arthur, all profits will goto any coin you shill [2024-04-11 11:42:29] BMEXcheers : NOW MAKE ME RICH [2024-04-11 11:43:17] dl0van : pamp it' [2024-04-11 11:43:18] bnqxbt : first tp hit, 70k [2024-04-11 11:45:20] BitMEX_Hans : it didn't hit 70k [2024-04-11 11:45:28] bnqxbt : BitMEX_Hans: shh [2024-04-11 11:45:35] BitMEX_Hans : :me: [2024-04-11 11:45:38] bnqxbt : ish bro ish [2024-04-11 11:45:51] bnqxbt : squint your eyes, it did [2024-04-11 11:46:23] bnqxbt : we are going under still, 69 something is the bottom [2024-04-11 11:46:48] bnqxbt : 69696.69 [2024-04-11 11:47:28] ninnk : bnqxbt: *Nice!* [2024-04-11 11:48:25] bnqxbt : ninnk: :catjam: <3 [2024-04-11 11:49:28] bnqxbt : when sol hits 168.68 btc will rebound and that is the bottom [2024-04-11 11:49:50] BMEXcheers : maybe in a few months (which is years in crypto) i'll be opening 1 milly positions [2024-04-11 11:50:05] BMEXcheers : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -100 USD @ 69715 ``` [2024-04-11 11:50:12] BMEXcheers : 😏 [2024-04-11 11:51:50] bnqxbt : there is a world where you break even @BMEXcheers [2024-04-11 11:52:07] bnqxbt : need to act fast [2024-04-11 11:54:32] blaster33 : i feel like ETH will ruin the party :arthur: [2024-04-11 11:55:30] Gandalf the Grey : oh kurwa [2024-04-11 11:55:40] bnqxbt : wait for it [2024-04-11 11:55:51] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2024-04-11 11:55:57] BMEXcheers : i want to hold on [2024-04-11 11:56:01] Gandalf the Grey : only finnic shorting can save it [2024-04-11 11:56:11] BMEXcheers : im practising making bad trades [2024-04-11 11:56:14] BMEXcheers : then holding them [2024-04-11 11:56:17] BMEXcheers : until profit or rekt [2024-04-11 11:56:19] BMEXcheers : ;D [2024-04-11 11:56:23] Gandalf the Grey : I am the grandmaster of that [2024-04-11 11:56:34] BMEXcheers : i want to be a zen master - start small [2024-04-11 11:56:40] BMEXcheers : then keep adding [2024-04-11 11:56:48] BMEXcheers : until it ashes to ashes on my acc [2024-04-11 11:57:00] Gandalf the Grey : after you add the final trade it will reverse and kill you [2024-04-11 11:57:01] bnqxbt : sub 70k, it's going to be fast [2024-04-11 11:57:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1200 USD @ 69989.5 [2024-04-11 11:57:26] ninnk : you know what 69 spells besides "nice!" [2024-04-11 11:57:28] ninnk : it spells DOOOOOOOOOOOOM [2024-04-11 11:57:31] ninnk : or so i've heard. [2024-04-11 11:57:56] bnqxbt : drop sol, drop... stop fighting [2024-04-11 11:57:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 800 USD @ 69949.5 - 🐳 [2024-04-11 11:58:00] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtm24 haaalp ``` :bitmex: XBTM24: -6,000 USD @ 72900.1123 ``` [2024-04-11 11:58:07] BMEXcheers : but i cant win this tradin comp? [2024-04-11 11:58:11] XRP Wale X : 👀🐮 [2024-04-11 11:58:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `AVAXUSD`: Sell 847 Cont @ 45.923 ($27,197.93) - The struggle is real [2024-04-11 11:58:20] BMEXcheers : i need volume and ROE [2024-04-11 11:58:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.000027351 ($19.12) [2024-04-11 11:58:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 69890.5 [2024-04-11 11:59:38] "it will be........" : . [2024-04-11 11:59:40] BMEXcheers : damn [2024-04-11 11:59:45] BMEXcheers : bmex has a 70k sell wall [2024-04-11 11:59:48] BMEXcheers : :o [2024-04-11 11:59:54] Gandalf the Grey : wut [2024-04-11 11:59:58] bnqxbt : BMEXcheers: haha [2024-04-11 12:00:03] BMEXcheers : on bmex/usdt [2024-04-11 12:00:10] XRP Wale X : BMEXcheers: 👀 [2024-04-11 12:00:23] BMEXcheers : okay its now 76k [2024-04-11 12:00:25] BMEXcheers : lol [2024-04-11 12:00:40] bnqxbt : BMEXcheers: for good measure [2024-04-11 12:00:51] BMEXcheers : fml, who would do such a thing [2024-04-11 12:00:53] Gandalf the Grey : that is like 20k usd lol [2024-04-11 12:00:54] Gandalf the Grey : nothing [2024-04-11 12:01:38] Gandalf the Grey : dumping over? [2024-04-11 12:01:39] BMEXcheers : in bmex world [2024-04-11 12:01:43] BMEXcheers : thats a lot! [2024-04-11 12:01:48] bnqxbt : drop continue soon, 69,6969 lesgo [2024-04-11 12:01:50] XRP Wale X : PPi l umbers out soon [2024-04-11 12:01:50] BMEXcheers : like