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[2024-03-31 08:08:43] newbie123123 : Hi everyone. I'm new to Bitmex. I heard BitMex offers Inverse Perps (Coin Margined Perps) but after signing up I only see BTC and USDT margined perps. Am I missing something? Please advise.
[2024-03-31 08:09:35] zhanav : PunkJunk: 😕
[2024-03-31 08:10:08] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 08:15:12] XBT Wizard : No one joined the game :(. Game will restart in an hour
[2024-03-31 08:26:37] MrBritcoin : newbie123123: this i a crypto site thats thats what your find crypto only as as soon as the site uses a native currency its has to abide to there laws bitmex is an offshore exchange so you have to question that
[2024-03-31 08:26:54] Notsteve : Wow
[2024-03-31 08:28:48] MrBritcoin : https://youtu.be/9hT8-BUeOTY?feature=shared
[2024-03-31 08:31:57] newbie123123 : MrBitcoin I don't think you know what Inverse Perps / Coin Margined perps are... but thanks for trying.
[2024-03-31 08:33:40] Smug Druggles : MrBritcoin: still shorting? 😏 Why you mute hehe MOON again? He is never wrong
[2024-03-31 08:34:03] Smug Druggles : Silly bearas never LERN
[2024-03-31 08:35:56] "it will be........" : newbie123123: yes you are missing something, xbtusd is an inverse perp contract
[2024-03-31 08:37:17] Suella : newbie123123: I give
[2024-03-31 08:37:43] Suella : you* give me the ick
[2024-03-31 08:37:48] bluemaster : so next monthly candle close around 88k ,,, easy
[2024-03-31 08:38:17] MrBritcoin : newbie123123: id imagen your then taling about trading pairs so sir you have to ask the right questions here
[2024-03-31 08:39:24] newbie123123 : lol ask the right quesitons... it's a simple quesiton. Coin-M Inverse Perps. These are pairs margined against the traded coin. For example ETH USD would be margined against ETH. (You can use ETH to trade the perp instead of using BTC or USDT). Amazing... seems everyone's oblivious to it here. OK
[2024-03-31 08:39:55] newbie123123 : I guess it's only these quantsth perps margined against BTC on BitMex then
[2024-03-31 08:40:01] bluemaster : https://www.tradingview.com/x/fAzkNuBd/
[2024-03-31 08:40:02] newbie123123 : as I don't see anything margined otherwise, bummer
[2024-03-31 08:40:31] hehe MOON : MrBritcoin: :pepe:
[2024-03-31 08:40:47] Suella : Trillb
[2024-03-31 08:41:00] Suella : tb is full of aa
[2024-03-31 08:41:17] Suella : attitude ai llms
[2024-03-31 08:42:58] MrBritcoin : newbie123123: should of done our research before hand then what a newby school boi error
[2024-03-31 08:47:05] MrBritcoin : newbie123123: https://prnt.sc/taNMCLyKepxv
[2024-03-31 08:48:29] MrBritcoin : https://youtu.be/p0Gv8DnW2LI?si=fH4azMdgzD8MhrHV
[2024-03-31 08:55:53] hehe MOON : MrBritcoin: who is the newb? https://imgur.com/a/HS5l14X
[2024-03-31 08:56:12] hehe MOON : Never short a bull market :arthur:
[2024-03-31 08:56:42] hehe MOON : **fact**
[2024-03-31 09:06:22] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : /btc up ``` :bitmex: There is no active game ```
[2024-03-31 09:06:43] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2.9564 XBT RPNL, 0.0350 XBT UPNL ```
[2024-03-31 09:06:59] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : going to be nice to see that break 3 BTC
[2024-03-31 09:09:37] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : monthly candle looking good
[2024-03-31 09:09:56] lazyzen : soon moon
[2024-03-31 09:10:05] lazyzen : prepare your asses bears
[2024-03-31 09:20:12] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 09:25:12] XBT Wizard : No one joined the game :(. Game will restart in an hour
[2024-03-31 09:26:07] lazyzen : /btc up ``` :bitmex: There is no active game ```
[2024-03-31 09:32:31] WhiteFlower : So I have took BTC weekly chart added it to AI to make video from it and took all red. Maybe this is the price prediction? https://app.runwayml.com/creation/b1876fa4-fa5a-4193-8797-49a0030f1c17 And it even deleted this bull run like it is not even there :D
[2024-03-31 09:41:06] MrBritcoin : 25k p/p for me
[2024-03-31 09:41:08] WhiteFlower : [Verse] I'm a moon boy, chasing that Bitcoin high Buying at the top, just before the crash Every time I think I'm gonna make it big The market pulls the rug, takes away my cash https://app.suno.ai/song/7d65cf74-3390-4ab8-ba13-e516d97c2c27
[2024-03-31 09:41:28] MrBritcoin : 25k is my p/p
[2024-03-31 09:43:09] MrBritcoin : etf was just to touch all time high just so the exchanges can get there sh!t in order after the sam b an ftx sarga
[2024-03-31 09:44:03] Mr. H : /btc pump ``` :bitmex: Command not found, use /btc help for more commands ```
[2024-03-31 09:44:21] MrBritcoin : btc is nothing but a gamble coin
[2024-03-31 09:44:58] Mr. H : all trading has an element of gambling in it. You just have to find the best odds
[2024-03-31 09:45:03] hehe MOON : Gamble?
[2024-03-31 09:45:12] hehe MOON : In a bull market?
[2024-03-31 09:45:22] hehe MOON : BUY EVERY WEAK ASS DUMP
[2024-03-31 09:45:31] hehe MOON : EZ
[2024-03-31 09:45:34] MrBritcoin : a trading chip
[2024-03-31 09:45:53] hehe MOON : https://imgur.com/a/HS5l14X
[2024-03-31 09:46:17] Rupertje : just raise that funding above 0.1 and lets see how it go's then :D
[2024-03-31 09:46:18] hehe MOON : MrBritcoin: just sad he lost all his money shorting from 30k to 70k
[2024-03-31 09:46:28] hehe MOON : :pepe:
[2024-03-31 09:46:34] hehe MOON : Lol
[2024-03-31 09:47:16] MrBritcoin : dinos went extinct right
[2024-03-31 09:47:49] hehe MOON : Bearas extinct
[2024-03-31 09:48:05] hehe MOON : My farts are stronger than bearas dumps
[2024-03-31 09:48:15] hehe MOON : **fact**
[2024-03-31 09:49:20] MrBritcoin : https://www.tradingview.com/x/Y2wqax5V/
[2024-03-31 09:50:02] Rupertje : gg man looks neat
[2024-03-31 09:50:55] MrBritcoin : just a scribble
[2024-03-31 09:51:42] WhiteFlower : OK I have asked AI to make song about Moon boys and Bitcoin and it come with this: https://app.suno.ai/song/122c09c0-5f3b-4c0d-b725-db18f93f3b3f Can it be price prediction? [Verse] I'm a moon boy, chasing that Bitcoin high Buying at the top, just before the crash Every time I think I'm gonna make it big The market pulls the rug, takes away my cash
[2024-03-31 09:57:00] MrBritcoin : WhiteFlower: stop messing about with ai it will make your brain rott
[2024-03-31 10:02:49] Bohrer : MrBritcoin: 👏
[2024-03-31 10:03:05] Bohrer : 🚀🚀🚀
[2024-03-31 10:03:31] Bohrer : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.04 XBT @ 69069 ```
[2024-03-31 10:05:28] Bohrer : Did you see those beautiful digits?
[2024-03-31 10:06:57] Dario2 : 69069 😛
[2024-03-31 10:17:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 73510 BOME @ 0.01449 ($1,065.16)
[2024-03-31 10:17:52] GoldFish79 : 💦 :me: 💦
[2024-03-31 10:18:15] Bohrer : Go ronnie!
[2024-03-31 10:26:00] Rupertje : lets gooo bome
[2024-03-31 10:26:30] Rupertje : boom 1 dollar soon
[2024-03-31 10:26:33] Rupertje : bome
[2024-03-31 10:26:37] bluemaster : does any one know how red monthly candle looks I forget 😜
[2024-03-31 10:26:58] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 7710 BOME @ 0.01476 ($112.64)
[2024-03-31 10:27:32] Rupertje : i dunno man
[2024-03-31 10:27:36] Rupertje : red is not good right ?
[2024-03-31 10:28:12] bluemaster : /position xbteur ``` :bitmex: XBTEUR: 186,000 EUR @ 45912.8391 ```
[2024-03-31 10:28:16] bluemaster : /position xbtm24 ``` :bitmex: XBTM24: 187,800 USD @ 53332.1956 ```
[2024-03-31 10:28:21] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtm24 ``` :bitmex: XBTM24: 2.0886 XBT RPNL ```
[2024-03-31 10:28:23] Rupertje : oehh funing at 0.07 getting close to 0.1 :D
[2024-03-31 10:28:25] bluemaster : /rpnl xbteur ``` :bitmex: XBTEUR: 3.4975 XBT RPNL ```
[2024-03-31 10:28:39] bluemaster : :btc::btc::btc::btc::btc:
[2024-03-31 10:30:08] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 10:31:49] bluemaster : ffunny watching this price action , everyone salivating for dump to buy ,beras and bullas
[2024-03-31 10:31:54] bluemaster : 😜
[2024-03-31 10:32:30] MrBath : Funding is crazy at the moment.
[2024-03-31 10:32:48] MrBath : I think tomorrow we will see some action. Maybe Tuesday due to Easter
[2024-03-31 10:33:02] MrBath : I'm not sure which way. My gut says down.
[2024-03-31 10:33:29] MrBath : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 1. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 10:33:32] MrBath : /btc down ``` :bitmex: down placement accepted. up: 1. down: 1 ```
[2024-03-31 10:33:54] MrBath : /btc up 100 ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 101. down: 1 ```
[2024-03-31 10:33:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3170 BOME @ 0.01476 ($45.90)
[2024-03-31 10:33:58] MrBath : /btc down 100 ``` :bitmex: down placement accepted. up: 101. down: 101 ```
[2024-03-31 10:34:23] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3190 BOME @ 0.01474 ($46.10)
[2024-03-31 10:35:12] XBT Wizard : Placement phase has ended. up: 101. down: 101. Starting price is 70332. Final price selected in ~5 minutes
[2024-03-31 10:37:18] PunkJunk : hey when will the competition start ??
[2024-03-31 10:37:31] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 10:40:07] XBT Wizard : down WINS!. Starting price: 70332.0. Final price: 70317.5.
[2024-03-31 10:41:46] MrBath : I win
[2024-03-31 10:42:00] MrBath : 202 BMEX :doge:
[2024-03-31 10:45:13] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 10:45:58] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 1. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 10:46:49] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : /btc up 5 ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 6. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 10:50:12] XBT Wizard : Placement phase has ended. up: 6. down: 0. Starting price is 70408.5. Final price selected in ~5 minutes
[2024-03-31 10:55:13] XBT Wizard : down WINS!. Starting price: 70408.5. Final price: 70392.
[2024-03-31 10:59:37] kekaaaa : sirs why u still using this awfull UI kek
[2024-03-31 10:59:43] kekaaaa : hop on insilicoterminal way easier to dominate kek
[2024-03-31 11:00:07] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 11:01:40] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3420 BOME @ 0.01445 ($48.46)
[2024-03-31 11:02:08] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3180 BOME @ 0.01448 ($45.16)
[2024-03-31 11:02:25] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3170 BOME @ 0.01444 ($44.89)
[2024-03-31 11:02:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3190 BOME @ 0.01445 ($45.20)
[2024-03-31 11:02:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 1840 BOME @ 0.01446 ($26.09)
[2024-03-31 11:03:05] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3180 BOME @ 0.01446 ($45.09)
[2024-03-31 11:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 3180 BOME @ 0.01446 ($45.09)
[2024-03-31 11:03:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BOMEUSDT`: Buy 780 BOME @ 0.01446 ($11.06)
[2024-03-31 11:03:29] bluemaster : For me 2 more hours and this month is finished ,Melbourne time 22:03
[2024-03-31 11:04:21] bluemaster : we are already over 100k 😜 https://www.google.com/search?q=btc+to+aud
[2024-03-31 11:04:31] bluemaster : Time traveler
[2024-03-31 11:05:08] XBT Wizard : No one joined the game :(. Game will restart in an hour
[2024-03-31 11:08:45] Bohrer : Is it moonday finaly?
[2024-03-31 11:13:47] Liquordated : Low liquidity moves on a Sunday, best avoided
[2024-03-31 11:14:20] Bohrer : I love them
[2024-03-31 11:14:34] Liquordated : Hehe
[2024-03-31 11:14:54] Bohrer : Less surprise 😂
[2024-03-31 11:25:28] Bohrer : /position bnbusdt ``` :bitmex: BNBUSDT: 3 BNB @ 424.536 ```
[2024-03-31 11:29:07] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/EJBsOslY/ 3rd try bullish pumpitt btc
[2024-03-31 11:31:02] Bohrer : BTCcheers: 🚀🚀🚀
[2024-03-31 11:32:37] Bohrer : Get ready for take off
[2024-03-31 12:05:08] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 12:05:36] Getr!ch : Here we GO
[2024-03-31 12:06:22] Halfway : /btc down ``` :bitmex: down placement accepted. up: 0. down: 1 ```
[2024-03-31 12:06:41] Crazydodger : when does the competition start ?
[2024-03-31 12:06:47] MrBath : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 1. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 12:08:12] bnqxbt : monthly will close above previous hgh
[2024-03-31 12:08:30] Halfway : nop
[2024-03-31 12:08:44] bnqxbt : 140k next month
[2024-03-31 12:08:56] Halfway : we need to go 60k
[2024-03-31 12:09:03] Radix : Yes 140
[2024-03-31 12:09:03] bnqxbt : you need to
[2024-03-31 12:09:13] bnqxbt : btc no
[2024-03-31 12:09:38] bnqxbt : btc was 60k already, you mised it?
[2024-03-31 12:09:41] Halfway : 7 months of growth) we need 1 month below
[2024-03-31 12:09:59] bnqxbt : in 2months yes, we get some nice correcting activity
[2024-03-31 12:10:03] bnqxbt : alt season etc
[2024-03-31 12:10:13] XBT Wizard : Placement phase has ended. up: 1. down: 1. Starting price is 70540. Final price selected in ~5 minutes
[2024-03-31 12:10:16] bnqxbt : but, btc wont dip below 70k
[2024-03-31 12:10:26] bnqxbt : during the correcting
[2024-03-31 12:10:34] Halfway : XBT Wizard: let go oooooo
[2024-03-31 12:11:03] bnqxbt : you guys know, btc has no resistance above
[2024-03-31 12:11:08] bnqxbt : NO RES
[2024-03-31 12:11:14] bnqxbt : price discovery
[2024-03-31 12:11:27] bnqxbt : after it corrects we will know
[2024-03-31 12:11:31] Halfway : bnqxbt: do you want to look at bts or her breasts?
[2024-03-31 12:11:33] bnqxbt : now, no, we don't
[2024-03-31 12:11:53] bnqxbt : who is bts?
[2024-03-31 12:11:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 800 USD @ 70566.5 - #yolo is a valid strategy
[2024-03-31 12:12:00] bnqxbt : and boobs?
[2024-03-31 12:12:00] Halfway : btc*
[2024-03-31 12:12:19] bnqxbt : I see we go to 194k
[2024-03-31 12:12:28] bnqxbt : exact prediction
[2024-03-31 12:12:29] Halfway : yes
[2024-03-31 12:12:34] bnqxbt : but, 140k is conservative
[2024-03-31 12:12:40] Halfway : 140k so easy
[2024-03-31 12:12:51] bnqxbt : then we correct, later thios year we come back to "ath" and pass it to 500k
[2024-03-31 12:13:03] bnqxbt : in 2025 500k
[2024-03-31 12:13:09] bnqxbt : or more
[2024-03-31 12:13:17] bnqxbt : obviously more, but let's be conservative
[2024-03-31 12:13:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 70635.5 - 😂
[2024-03-31 12:13:42] bnqxbt : I see tradingview, fludding with short predictions, so rekt
[2024-03-31 12:13:52] bnqxbt : people just don't understand anything
[2024-03-31 12:14:38] bnqxbt : 1/3 of parabolic down, I see the next 2/3 go from here to 140k, and last leg 190k
[2024-03-31 12:15:07] Getr!ch : This is it
[2024-03-31 12:15:07] XBT Wizard : up WINS!. Starting price: 70540.0. Final price: 70660.
[2024-03-31 12:15:10] bnqxbt : not down, done*
[2024-03-31 12:15:27] Getr!ch : Long now. Get teapped long time
[2024-03-31 12:15:59] bnqxbt : do we get a stick the landing, or a fake out?
[2024-03-31 12:16:15] bnqxbt : if this sticks the landing, we get a monthly close above 80k
[2024-03-31 12:16:22] bnqxbt : GG
[2024-03-31 12:16:29] bnqxbt : fucking GG
[2024-03-31 12:16:59] Rupertje : you just saying gg to the bots lol
[2024-03-31 12:17:25] Rupertje : this is all so pre planned Xd
[2024-03-31 12:17:36] Atlemos : Pump test on 1 mins!!
[2024-03-31 12:17:44] Rupertje : wb to 70400 ish prolly
[2024-03-31 12:18:26] Getr!ch : That was the rejection line
[2024-03-31 12:18:38] Getr!ch : No more from here .
[2024-03-31 12:18:53] Getr!ch : Biggest correction in history commin
[2024-03-31 12:19:14] Rupertje : ye the 28 k 15 min down candle right ? :P
[2024-03-31 12:19:34] Rupertje : then i get filled and we can moon
[2024-03-31 12:20:07] bnqxbt : aw you guys are cute
[2024-03-31 12:20:08] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 12:20:19] bnqxbt : delusional, but cute
[2024-03-31 12:20:24] Getr!ch : 70 duizend is keskiednis
[2024-03-31 12:20:24] bnqxbt : and rekt
[2024-03-31 12:20:32] Rupertje : hehe
[2024-03-31 12:20:32] Overshoot : /ㅠㅅㅊ ㅕㅔ
[2024-03-31 12:20:39] Overshoot : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 1. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 12:20:41] Rupertje : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy 2,000 USD @ 40290 XBTUSD: Buy 3,000 USD @ 43157 XBTUSD: Buy 1,500 USD @ 47157 XBTUSD: Buy 1,500 USD @ 48564 XBTUSD: Buy 1,500 USD @ 51190 ```
[2024-03-31 12:20:49] Rupertje : commmon red cobra fill me
[2024-03-31 12:20:56] Getr!ch : We gaan kjjke of de dijkenncool is !
[2024-03-31 12:21:12] Rupertje : ben benieuwd
[2024-03-31 12:21:45] Getr!ch : 15 min cndle moet sluiten bij de supportline 70234
[2024-03-31 12:22:09] Rupertje : eindigd wel rond de 70350 denk ik
[2024-03-31 12:22:53] Halfway : /btc down ``` :bitmex: down placement accepted. up: 0. down: 1 ```
[2024-03-31 12:23:23] HInvestmentVentures : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 1. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 12:24:22] Getr!ch : Rupertje: deze week en maand gaan verschrikkelijk zijn . De longers vanaf 70400 - 71.5 gaan plat !
[2024-03-31 12:24:46] Rupertje : ik weet het niet kijk nu ff tijdje toe lol
[2024-03-31 12:25:07] XBT Wizard : Placement phase has ended. up: 2. down: 1. Starting price is 70538. Final price selected in ~5 minutes
[2024-03-31 12:25:15] Rupertje : dan moet er echt wel wat meer verkoop druk komen
[2024-03-31 12:25:20] HInvestmentVentures : @HuskySquared yo u here?
[2024-03-31 12:26:05] Rupertje : look at those juicy fundings :D
[2024-03-31 12:26:11] Rupertje : 0.07 and 0.08 :D
[2024-03-31 12:26:29] Rupertje : wonder when it will hit 0.1
[2024-03-31 12:27:13] Rupertje : whats highest funding we had does any one know ?
[2024-03-31 12:30:12] XBT Wizard : down WINS!. Starting price: 70538.0. Final price: 70530.5.
[2024-03-31 12:30:21] Halfway : easy
[2024-03-31 12:30:38] Rupertje : lol close one haha
[2024-03-31 12:30:46] Rupertje : 7.5 dollar Xd
[2024-03-31 12:31:07] Rupertje : what if it ends and same where it started ?
[2024-03-31 12:31:24] Rupertje : does no1 get anything then or ?
[2024-03-31 12:35:07] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 12:38:06] Getr!ch : Let the rollercoaster go
[2024-03-31 12:38:24] Getr!ch : 🎢🎢
[2024-03-31 12:40:08] XBT Wizard : No one joined the game :(. Game will restart in an hour
[2024-03-31 12:40:24] Halfway : XBT Wizard: come back
[2024-03-31 12:59:46] Mr. H : /btc up all ``` :bitmex: There is no active game ```
[2024-03-31 12:59:51] Mr. H : Sadge
[2024-03-31 13:05:04] Bohrer : Get up ronnie. Work!
[2024-03-31 13:06:06] Bohrer : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.04 XBT @ 69069 ```
[2024-03-31 13:10:07] ninnk : wtf is that funding :arthur:
[2024-03-31 13:11:46] laPanini : im bullish on funding.
[2024-03-31 13:12:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 70700.5 - Game over
[2024-03-31 13:12:40] Getr!ch : Cest la vie
[2024-03-31 13:13:23] Getr!ch : 700-600-500. 69k
[2024-03-31 13:13:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0060 XBT @ 70718.9 ($424.12) - Game over
[2024-03-31 13:13:49] ninnk : yeah not gonna lie being hungover as shit doesnt help at all
[2024-03-31 13:14:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 11 Cont @ 3632.8 ($2,825.20) - Check your inbox
[2024-03-31 13:14:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.1600 XBT @ 70744.8 ($11,314.05)
[2024-03-31 13:14:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 53400 USD @ 70759 - McDonald's is hiring
[2024-03-31 13:15:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 2100 USD @ 70781
[2024-03-31 13:18:43] bnqxbt : Getr!ch: "[14:18] Getr!ch: That was the rejection line " what happened to the reject line bru
[2024-03-31 13:27:31] Dcpinho : ninnk: it is really high!! Bullish?
[2024-03-31 13:28:57] ninnk : no im hungoverish
[2024-03-31 13:29:20] laPanini : PENDLE is the future of all currency.
[2024-03-31 13:33:54] Liquordated : Will funding have to be 0.5 to make people short haha
[2024-03-31 13:34:11] laPanini : while corn struggle to pump 0.2% pendle moves 20%, lol.
[2024-03-31 13:40:13] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 13:41:15] PunkJunk : https://www.bitmex.com/app/competition/bitcoin-halving-competition-2024?utm_campaign=Email&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Sendgrid
[2024-03-31 13:41:21] Atlemos : BTC aint got time for pullbacks. Pump test!
[2024-03-31 13:41:22] PunkJunk : when ?????
[2024-03-31 13:41:31] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 13:45:08] XBT Wizard : No one joined the game :(. Game will restart in an hour
[2024-03-31 13:50:48] marsin123 : April gonna be hguuuuuge
[2024-03-31 13:51:00] marsin123 : Long it with ur shlong
[2024-03-31 13:51:32] marsin123 : When was April a bad month? Long it with your shlong
[2024-03-31 13:52:26] marsin123 : Once it goes up it goes up untill u fomo
[2024-03-31 13:52:41] BMEXcheers : long it with the family estate
[2024-03-31 13:52:42] BMEXcheers : heh
[2024-03-31 13:52:46] BMEXcheers : make a milly
[2024-03-31 13:55:10] marsin123 : Make a milly make that milly a billy
[2024-03-31 13:56:18] marsin123 : There will come a time all of u will be millionair but you'll be buying just a t-shirt with that milly
[2024-03-31 13:59:23] laPanini : just dont be silly people will think youre dilly.
[2024-03-31 14:00:25] laPanini : if you bought that t-short for your milly before you made it a billy.
[2024-03-31 14:01:00] marsin123 : I'm no dilly but I'm grizzly just like my mate panini with his bucati
[2024-03-31 14:01:14] laPanini : :pepe:
[2024-03-31 14:01:58] laPanini : today is poetry day.
[2024-03-31 14:02:49] marsin123 : Poetry day in our sway, before the green dildo day
[2024-03-31 14:04:41] Atlemos : laPanini: 👍👌
[2024-03-31 14:04:52] SimioLong : ETH showing the path guys, dont fear
[2024-03-31 14:05:03] SimioLong : :happy_pepe:
[2024-03-31 14:11:28] bluemaster : It i seasy to be now bullish but anyone remember @SteveS https://ac.com.au/upload/steve-6k.JPG
[2024-03-31 14:16:03] bluemaster : :me:
[2024-03-31 14:19:10] PunkJunk : bluemaster: steveS must be ded
[2024-03-31 14:20:44] bluemaster : PunkJunk: all beras finish same way eventually , I remember Izmir guy "wishywish"
[2024-03-31 14:22:46] PunkJunk : idk him but I am not a bear ;)
[2024-03-31 14:22:49] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 14:23:49] bluemaster : /position xbtm24 little position hodl to expire ,let see what this make me 2x or more ``` :bitmex: XBTM24: 187,800 USD @ 53332.1956 ```
[2024-03-31 14:23:59] bluemaster : /position xbteur ``` :bitmex: XBTEUR: 186,000 EUR @ 45912.8391 ```
[2024-03-31 14:24:05] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtm24 ``` :bitmex: XBTM24: 2.0886 XBT RPNL ```
[2024-03-31 14:24:08] bluemaster : /rpnl xbteur ``` :bitmex: XBTEUR: 3.4972 XBT RPNL ```
[2024-03-31 14:25:42] bluemaster : xbteur i cashed in more then 1110 % of Open Interest on this contract , no one want to play BTCEUR vs me anymore 😜
[2024-03-31 14:26:22] PunkJunk : insane gains !!
[2024-03-31 14:26:47] bluemaster : PunkJunk: I am pleb here mate , people made 100 x more
[2024-03-31 14:28:16] PunkJunk : I know but i am pleb more
[2024-03-31 14:28:27] PunkJunk : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1575 XBT RPNL, -0.0013 XBT UPNL ```
[2024-03-31 14:28:35] Bohrer : Lets move this 69
[2024-03-31 14:28:37] PunkJunk : but he, i could be worse !!
[2024-03-31 14:28:45] Bohrer : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.04 XBT @ 69069 ```
[2024-03-31 14:29:34] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 14:29:45] Bohrer : 🚀🚀🚀
[2024-03-31 14:30:03] PunkJunk : highest weekly close everrrrr
[2024-03-31 14:30:16] PunkJunk : it is gonna start
[2024-03-31 14:31:06] Bohrer : PunkJunk: got ticket 4 moon?
[2024-03-31 14:31:20] PunkJunk : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 11,800 USD @ 69559.4107 ```
[2024-03-31 14:31:24] PunkJunk : jup
[2024-03-31 14:31:35] Bohrer : Accepted @PunkJunk
[2024-03-31 14:31:43] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 14:32:33] Bohrer : /position bnbusdt ``` :bitmex: BNBUSDT: 3 BNB @ 424.536 ```
[2024-03-31 14:32:41] Bohrer : /position trxusdt ``` :bitmex: TRXUSDT: 10,000 TRX @ 0.11955 ```
[2024-03-31 14:32:52] PunkJunk : /position xbtu24 ``` :bitmex: XBTU24: 9,600 USD @ 74177.9232 ```
[2024-03-31 14:33:07] Bohrer : PunkJunk: 😁🚀
[2024-03-31 14:33:09] PunkJunk : /position xbtz24 ``` :bitmex: XBTZ24: 3,900 USD @ 79315.3499 ```
[2024-03-31 14:33:28] PunkJunk : /position 100BONKUSDT ``` :bitmex: 100BONKUSDT: 19,000 100BONK @ 0.002815974 ```
[2024-03-31 14:33:31] PunkJunk : :P
[2024-03-31 14:33:58] Bohrer : Lol bonkride 🤣🍾
[2024-03-31 14:34:17] SimioLong : fake fake fake :O little bullies trapped alert! alert! :(
[2024-03-31 14:34:23] Bohrer : Got a crazy pepe one
[2024-03-31 14:34:25] PunkJunk : /position PEPEUSDT ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: 1,690,000 PEPE @ 0.0000082098 ```
[2024-03-31 14:34:29] PunkJunk : lol
[2024-03-31 14:34:37] Bohrer : @SimioLong never short a bullrun
[2024-03-31 14:34:38] PunkJunk : I am not a bear
[2024-03-31 14:34:54] Bohrer : PunkJunk: gz 👏
[2024-03-31 14:35:07] PunkJunk : Bohrer: 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 14:35:57] NOOM : 🚀🚀🚀
[2024-03-31 14:35:59] Bohrer : Already closed mine (pepe) but got some nice btc eth and link longs on a ither exchange 😄
[2024-03-31 14:36:10] Bohrer : NOOM: 🚀🚀🚀
[2024-03-31 14:36:27] PunkJunk : NOOM: 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 14:39:37] Vladimir.Putin : bmex 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️
[2024-03-31 14:42:45] SimioLong : 100x for PEPE now!!!! set pepe free :kek:
[2024-03-31 14:44:51] Mr. H : /btc up 100 ``` :bitmex: There is no active game ```
[2024-03-31 14:45:02] Mr. H : /btc ``` :bitmex: Command not found, use /btc help for more commands ```
[2024-03-31 14:45:13] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 14:45:13] Mr. H : /btc help ``` :bitmex: BTC up/down Usage: /btc COMMAND Available commands: status - display information about ongoing raffle up - Placements for btc price to increase during the game, costs 1 BMEX down - Placements for btc price to decrease during the game, costs 1 BMEX ```
[2024-03-31 14:45:49] Mr. H : /btc up all ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 1. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 14:46:02] Mr. H : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 2. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 14:46:04] Mr. H : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 3. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 14:46:06] Mr. H : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 4. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 14:46:10] Mr. H : /btc up ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 5. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 14:46:25] Mr. H : /btc status ``` :bitmex: Placements phase, Commands: /btc up, /btc down Up: 5, Down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 14:50:12] XBT Wizard : Placement phase has ended. up: 5. down: 0. Starting price is 70637.5. Final price selected in ~5 minutes
[2024-03-31 14:55:13] XBT Wizard : down WINS!. Starting price: 70637.5. Final price: 70620.5.
[2024-03-31 14:57:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 40 DOGE @ 0.21116 ($8.44)
[2024-03-31 15:00:08] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 15:00:33] Mr. H : /btc up 10 ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 10. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 15:02:13] BigLokka : /btc down 10 ``` :bitmex: down placement accepted. up: 0. down: 10 ```
[2024-03-31 15:03:04] BigLokka : /position xbtusd we can only go down ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71188.5 ```
[2024-03-31 15:03:23] BigLokka : funding 0.09...
[2024-03-31 15:04:36] Rupertje : nearly 0.1 :D
[2024-03-31 15:05:05] Rupertje : they need to get higher else long wont stop there longs lol
[2024-03-31 15:05:08] XBT Wizard : Placement phase has ended. up: 10. down: 10. Starting price is 70530. Final price selected in ~5 minutes
[2024-03-31 15:05:59] Rupertje : and they cant earn if 100 % is long and basicly no shorts where does money come from then ?
[2024-03-31 15:06:04] Rupertje : you need shorts
[2024-03-31 15:08:34] Rupertje : any admin on ?
[2024-03-31 15:10:08] XBT Wizard : down WINS!. Starting price: 70530.0. Final price: 70516.5.
[2024-03-31 15:11:30] BitMEX_Chloris : Rupertje: How can we help you today?
[2024-03-31 15:11:33] BigLokka : Rupertje: it will come from longs liquidations :D
[2024-03-31 15:12:10] BigLokka : anyway there is always 1 short position for every long one
[2024-03-31 15:12:36] Werner : hehe
[2024-03-31 15:12:38] Rupertje : BitMEX_Chloris: can you see what was biggest funding on bitmex there was ?
[2024-03-31 15:12:41] Rupertje : was wondering
[2024-03-31 15:13:27] Rupertje : % wise
[2024-03-31 15:13:42] Rasvaaja : doge is going bonkers
[2024-03-31 15:15:12] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 15:17:34] Mr. H : /btc up 20 ``` :bitmex: up placement accepted. up: 20. down: 0 ```
[2024-03-31 15:20:13] XBT Wizard : Placement phase has ended. up: 20. down: 0. Starting price is 70544.5. Final price selected in ~5 minutes
[2024-03-31 15:23:25] MoonLightDumpkin : btc long never wins short
[2024-03-31 15:23:29] MoonLightDumpkin : haha
[2024-03-31 15:24:56] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/RVRVZDKp/ bullish 15 min btfd long it here xbt
[2024-03-31 15:25:08] PeacenLuv : MoonLightDumpkin: huh?
[2024-03-31 15:25:08] XBT Wizard : down WINS!. Starting price: 70544.5. Final price: 70462.
[2024-03-31 15:25:26] PeacenLuv : Mr. H: you got it right btc up
[2024-03-31 15:26:31] Mr. H : nut lost the bet :)
[2024-03-31 15:26:36] Mr. H : *but
[2024-03-31 15:28:06] PeacenLuv : Mr. H: ya stay long btc umm prolly catch those 50 bmex back
[2024-03-31 15:28:26] PeacenLuv : 20*
[2024-03-31 15:28:46] MoonLightDumpkin : i see the btc dump fast
[2024-03-31 15:28:48] PeacenLuv : im just glad im smart
[2024-03-31 15:30:07] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 15:30:48] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/UsIg40yq/ 15min horizontals bullish btc jus longeet
[2024-03-31 15:31:46] PeacenLuv : yur brain has 2 halves use them both/btc
[2024-03-31 15:32:29] PeacenLuv : 😎ok im undercover angel btc
[2024-03-31 15:32:37] Rupertje : lolll
[2024-03-31 15:32:41] Rupertje : smart boiii
[2024-03-31 15:32:42] Rupertje : :D
[2024-03-31 15:33:13] Rupertje : PeacenLuv: when btw 42 k ? :D
[2024-03-31 15:35:08] XBT Wizard : No one joined the game :(. Game will restart in an hour
[2024-03-31 15:41:49] Dario2 : Rupertje: The biggest funding rate on xbtusd was almost 0.09% back in 2021, while predicting rating was around 0.11 at the same time
[2024-03-31 15:42:18] Dario2 : predicted* rate
[2024-03-31 15:43:01] WhiteFlower : OK I have asked AI to make song about Moon boys and Bitcoin and it come with this: https://app.suno.ai/song/122c09c0-5f3b-4c0d-b725-db18f93f3b3f Can it be price prediction? [Verse] I'm a moon boy, chasing that Bitcoin high Buying at the top, just before the crash Every time I think I'm gonna make it big The market pulls the rug, takes away my cash
[2024-03-31 15:43:19] Dario2 : WhiteFlower: nice song 😄
[2024-03-31 15:46:17] Rupertje : Dario2: ahh ok thanks man then we get close now with predicted
[2024-03-31 15:47:17] mr lonely : long wif tomorrow 5.5$+
[2024-03-31 15:48:33] Getr!ch : De 30 min candle gonna be red as f. Leavin a big value gap behind
[2024-03-31 15:49:08] Getr!ch : Support line at 70234m aint gonna stand it
[2024-03-31 15:50:16] Dario2 : Rupertje: you’re welcome mate. yup, very close. We have a trader here with million dollar positions that earns his money mainly from funding
[2024-03-31 15:51:12] Dario2 : but I find his strategy a bit risky
[2024-03-31 15:51:20] Rupertje : ye jsut did calculater
[2024-03-31 15:51:29] Rupertje : if i go short 1 x now my liq will be 1.4 m
[2024-03-31 15:51:44] Rupertje : sounds intresting
[2024-03-31 15:52:22] "it will be........" : Kanye used a calculator? damn that's great news
[2024-03-31 15:52:33] Rupertje : first time :D
[2024-03-31 15:52:38] Rupertje : kinda pround now
[2024-03-31 15:52:56] Rupertje : Dario2: but why risky ?
[2024-03-31 15:53:15] Rupertje : i mean if you earn more with funding then you lose when going up you doing well right ?
[2024-03-31 15:53:55] Rupertje : funding prolly wont to go bulls anytime soon
[2024-03-31 15:56:50] PeacenLuv : https://www.tradingview.com/x/N4AnX63C/ btc bullish check 15min vol trend
[2024-03-31 15:57:44] PeacenLuv : Rupertje: i 5think we finished 42k visits btc
[2024-03-31 15:59:19] PeacenLuv : im almost about to guess that noone knowz fudgeall here in tb
[2024-03-31 16:00:45] PeacenLuv : incoming vol 15min
[2024-03-31 16:00:58] clarknova : "it will be........": o/
[2024-03-31 16:03:49] Nullmaster : Are all longers allready hired for low wage jobs to fill imb at 1.30 $?
[2024-03-31 16:05:29] Rupertje : did not know mc payed that well
[2024-03-31 16:06:00] Nullmaster : lets fill 1.30 $ imb per btc
[2024-03-31 16:06:06] Nullmaster : bullrun has started :downrocket:
[2024-03-31 16:06:20] Rupertje : null you into bullride to ?
[2024-03-31 16:06:43] laPanini : Bears waits for 300 years scrubbing mcdonalds toilets to short :kek:
[2024-03-31 16:06:45] Nullmaster : yes but i wait for the collapse
[2024-03-31 16:07:11] Nullmaster : laPanini: you are the first who did the job
[2024-03-31 16:07:14] Rupertje : at least we will withness it
[2024-03-31 16:07:56] laPanini : After being mcdonalds employee for 500 years bears might have a chance.
[2024-03-31 16:08:14] Dario2 : Rupertje: You are right. I find it a bit risky because if funding rate gets too high, consistently then you have to pay significant fees and your liquidation price gets closer :kek:
[2024-03-31 16:08:18] Nullmaster : laPanini: Dude i know its your favourite job to work there
[2024-03-31 16:08:40] Nullmaster : nothing else matters for you except Mc Dpnalds
[2024-03-31 16:08:53] Liquordated : 65k very soon, they have spoken with 8000btc
[2024-03-31 16:09:06] laPanini : bull wont work for 1000 years while bears wait
[2024-03-31 16:09:09] Nullmaster : Mc Donalds is multiple hiring longers
[2024-03-31 16:09:18] Rupertje : for long time lol
[2024-03-31 16:09:31] laPanini : sad bears min wage for 500 years.
[2024-03-31 16:09:48] Rupertje : gotta love this trollbox haha :D
[2024-03-31 16:09:55] Liquordated : Be careful if long leverage, drop on the way
[2024-03-31 16:10:10] Nullmaster : for multiple times in a multitude of ways, keep me informed about the status
[2024-03-31 16:10:16] laPanini : Rupertje: got to keep it real sir.
[2024-03-31 16:10:35] Rupertje : ye true that
[2024-03-31 16:12:52] Nullmaster : any news about hiring?
[2024-03-31 16:13:22] laPanini : mcdonalds keep hiring shorters for lifetime employment for the next 300 years.
[2024-03-31 16:13:52] Nullmaster : Liquordated: Mc Donalds to 65k you heared it then fuill 1.30 $ imb
[2024-03-31 16:13:58] Liquordated : Shorters can now get min wage from funding 👌🤣
[2024-03-31 16:14:05] Rupertje : mc will never run out of people it seems lol
[2024-03-31 16:14:24] laPanini : Liquordated: it will go straight to mcdonalds since bears needs food for the next 500 years sir.
[2024-03-31 16:14:30] Liquordated : Nullmaster: it's coming they have spoken, kill shorts forat though
[2024-03-31 16:14:36] Nullmaster : Rupertje: allways bulish traffic flow into Mc Donalds
[2024-03-31 16:14:56] Liquordated : Bullish on cheesebites coming back
[2024-03-31 16:15:13] Nullmaster : they live from it
[2024-03-31 16:15:24] Rupertje : you go bullish to mac donnald after you eate you go bearish back couse it's bad food
[2024-03-31 16:15:38] Rupertje : cold etc blehh
[2024-03-31 16:15:59] laPanini : bear market will return, but forst 300 years bull market.
[2024-03-31 16:16:03] Nullmaster : Rupertje: except bulls stay there for minmum wage to get trading money lol
[2024-03-31 16:16:12] Rupertje : heh
[2024-03-31 16:16:24] Nullmaster : with maximum work
[2024-03-31 16:16:40] Nullmaster : bullruns never end to start backwards
[2024-03-31 16:18:52] Getr!ch : Xplosion
[2024-03-31 16:19:00] Getr!ch : Geen pokemon
[2024-03-31 16:19:59] NOOM : 😏
[2024-03-31 16:26:50] Nullmaster : Longers main employer is hiring
[2024-03-31 16:27:16] WhiteFlower : Moo moo moo moon? 🐮
[2024-03-31 16:28:41] Rupertje : when red moon ?
[2024-03-31 16:30:24] Liquordated : Rupertje: it's coming, they will get rid of degen shorts first
[2024-03-31 16:30:36] WhiteFlower : [Verse] Moon boys soar, reaching for the sky Bitcoin high, their dreams set to fly Falling fast, fortunes turned to dust Rug pulled, crushed by betrayal they'll never trust [Verse 2] All money lost, a bitter taste of defeat Moon boys cry, as their funds deplete From moon to work, the crash too real McDonald's calls, hard labor they now feel [Chorus] Oh, the moon boys, victims of the dark Bitcoin gone, torn apart Riding highs only to plummet so low In the aftermath, they face the blow (oh-oh-oh-oh) https://app.suno.ai/song/d6b02949-fa69-41a6-b25a-ead54b45caa7
[2024-03-31 16:30:40] Nullmaster : some longers in here drove mad do to overwork
[2024-03-31 16:40:07] XBT Wizard : Placements open for ~5 minutes. Commands: /btc up, /btc down. Cost: 1 BMEX
[2024-03-31 16:40:21] laPanini : dont worry, pendle stores your value.
[2024-03-31 16:40:47] Liquordated : Billions of values getting wiped soon
[2024-03-31 16:41:01] Nullmaster : Once there was this pooor bull who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed him so hard Mmm-muh-muh-muhh Mmh-muh-mum-mum Once there was this bull who Wouldn't go and change with the bulls in the change room And when they finally made him They saw liquiations all over its smarthphone He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just been there Mmm-muh-muh-muh Mmm-mum-muh-muh Mmm-muh-muh-muh Mmm-muh-muh-muh
[2024-03-31 16:41:15] FishyGuy : yeah, shorts are fscked
[2024-03-31 16:41:33] Nullmaster : But both bull 🐮 and Arrrrrthur :arthur::downrocket: were glad 'Cause one bull had it worse than that 'Cause then there was this bull whose Parents made him come directly home Mc Donalds And when they went to their kitchen They shook and lurched all over the Mc Monalds floors He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just gone there Mmm-muh-muh-muh Mmm-mum-muh-muh Mmm-muh-muh-muh Mmm-muh-muh-muh
[2024-03-31 16:41:42] laPanini : bitcoin struggle to pump 0.1% while pendle pumps 20% lol.
[2024-03-31 16:44:56] Nullmaster : Once there was this pooor la Panini bull who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed him so hard Mmm-muh-muh-muhh Mmh-muh-mum-mum Once there was this bull who Wouldn't go and change with the bulls in the change room And when they finally made him They saw liquiations all over its smarthphone He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just been there Mmm-muh-muh-muh Mmm-mum-muh-muh Mmm-muh-muh-muh Mmm-muh-muh-muh
[2024-03-31 16:45:13] XBT Wizard : No one joined the game :(. Game will restart in an hour
[2024-03-31 16:47:05] Nullmaster : Mc Donalds ice machine is broken, its over longers
[2024-03-31 16:47:25] Getr!ch : Nullmaster: wts wrong with u boy
[2024-03-31 16:47:31] Getr!ch : Gedraag j man
[2024-03-31 16:48:28] Nullmaster : Poor bulls lol
[2024-03-31 16:48:37] Nullmaster : believe in Burger rallye
[2024-03-31 16:48:49] Rupertje : now i want burger king
[2024-03-31 16:49:05] Rupertje : think i have to go long for a burger
[2024-03-31 16:49:56] Liquordated : Generational short coming soon,
[2024-03-31 16:50:11] laPanini : Sibylla makes the best burgers tho.
[2024-03-31 16:50:37] Nullmaster : Rupertje: thats right
[2024-03-31 16:56:18] Nullmaster : Generational hiring soon
[2024-03-31 16:57:14] laPanini : generations of shorters will work at mcdonalds for the next 500 years.
[2024-03-31 16:57:41] laPanini : only min wage will save shorters
[2024-03-31 17:02:21] Rupertje : and funding :P
[2024-03-31 17:02:59] Rupertje : alto 11 h funding went from 0.089 to 0.0829
[2024-03-31 17:03:28] contract details : wife changing volume :pepe:
[2024-03-31 17:03:34] Rupertje : not looking good for bears now fund go's down
[2024-03-31 17:04:50] laPanini : Rupertje: One of the best things I have ever written is the funding bot. It scans the markets for extreme high funding, opens up a position 5 seconds before funding, and closes it just after, on liquid markets, using limit orders.
[2024-03-31 17:05:36] laPanini : 15 seconds, not 5.
[2024-03-31 17:05:57] laPanini : if it cannot get filled before funding takes place, it cancels the orders.
[2024-03-31 17:06:25] contract details : laPanini: go on, im taking notes
[2024-03-31 17:06:35] Nullmaster : 10 longers will serve one customer with meal order
[2024-03-31 17:06:39] laPanini : contract details: there is nothing more to it sir. :)
[2024-03-31 17:06:47] laPanini : contract details: just free money.
[2024-03-31 17:06:47] contract details : give me more ideas :pepe:
[2024-03-31 17:07:01] Nullmaster : :pepe:
[2024-03-31 17:07:38] Nullmaster : :rocket::downrocket:
[2024-03-31 17:07:48] contract details : now that you said it it sounds so obvious having a bot do that lol
[2024-03-31 17:07:55] laPanini : contract details: I wrote it because i needed some way to be able to afford insane funding in bull markets, so the bot neutralizes any funding costs while making tiny profits.
[2024-03-31 17:08:27] contract details : has it ever gone against you?
[2024-03-31 17:08:41] Nullmaster : table 6 please 🐮🍟
[2024-03-31 17:08:47] contract details : well bitcoin now is a stablecoin so :pepe: no risk
[2024-03-31 17:09:24] laPanini : contract details: yee, youre better of getting PENDLE, however, it seems like it has topped out, so getting out.
[2024-03-31 17:10:13] contract details : https://pro.kraken.com/app/trade/sol-usd nice scamwick on kraken solana :kek:
[2024-03-31 17:10:41] laPanini : contract details: hmm, sir, didnt BitMEX_Design said the other day he is getting rid of contract details, so wtf you still around sir? Someone has not done his job it seems.
[2024-03-31 17:10:51] laPanini : :pepe:
[2024-03-31 17:11:24] Nullmaster : Getr!ch: the question is just whats wrong with buhl 🐮
[2024-03-31 17:11:36] laPanini : I saw that scamwick, orderbooks are so thin in so many places, many pairs is being held up by pure hopium and mcdonalds support.