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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2024-03-11 12:48:40] FishyGuy : when we got our mortgage, base rate was 0.1%. Nov '21. Bank makes 1.58%. Now it's 4.5 base + bank's cut. It's laughable [2024-03-11 12:48:51] jjhiijiji : i think in 2.5 years that u have left rates should be less than 2% for sure if nothing disastrous happens [2024-03-11 12:48:55] ninnk : jjhiijiji: i did yeah, not enough to tell my boss to suck my thingy tho [2024-03-11 12:49:10] bnqxbt : worst thing one has to do is to sell btc, there is no other way to put it, btc is where it's supposed to be, fiat is the tradeable asset, you go into fiat, but always go back to btc to hold your savings. not the other way around [2024-03-11 12:49:46] jjhiijiji : ninnk: the short from 69 to 67 wouldnt have been enough for him to sck ur thingy either then ;p dont worry always more opportunities [2024-03-11 12:50:06] NOOM : ninnk: lol [2024-03-11 12:50:22] bnqxbt : 82k is the minimum target here, [2024-03-11 12:50:23] FishyGuy : jjhiijiji: how about I make it more fun and say I'm not happy with my partner so I either... put up with it? Or have to remortgage as above, and buy her out, and pay fscking capital gains on money I'd much rather keep till later. YES, LIFE! [2024-03-11 12:50:30] ninnk : jjhiijiji: i literally would've made what i earn in 3 months lol [2024-03-11 12:50:35] bnqxbt : I think we get a blowoff top, it's going to 120k [2024-03-11 12:50:37] ninnk : ah well... [2024-03-11 12:51:02] jjhiijiji : ninnk: in that case u wud have longed 67 to 72 and made more no? ;p [2024-03-11 12:51:03] bnqxbt : shorting is a losers game [2024-03-11 12:51:35] ninnk : i only do degen moves so no, longs only on super low lev :btc: [2024-03-11 12:51:37] jjhiijiji : FishyGuy: id only put up with it if i had children wih her... if u dont why would u need to put up with it ;p [2024-03-11 12:51:44] MoonBoy : https://cryptoslate.com/bitcoin-and-ethereum-investment-options-to-debut-on-london-stock-exchange/ [2024-03-11 12:52:20] jjhiijiji : FishyGuy: remortgage in 2.5% years when rates are back down lower, buy her out and end of story lol [2024-03-11 12:52:38] jjhiijiji : not 2.5% years, i meant 2.5 years ;p [2024-03-11 12:52:52] BMEXcheers : hmm shall i stake my bmex or use it to go long [2024-03-11 12:52:54] BMEXcheers : o_O [2024-03-11 12:54:35] FishyGuy : yeah man because 2.5% years is in like 10 days I have to boot her out then? :P It's frankly sort of where my head's going tbh jjhiijiji - buy her out, carry on with current mortgage but that so wont work lol it's not a little shared loan or utility bill I can just take her name off [2024-03-11 12:55:19] Atlemos : MoonBoy: Then ETF, now ETN, lol [2024-03-11 12:55:21] FishyGuy : the only issue with taking out like six figures is the bleddy tax to have to pay on it, I'd prefer to trickle out BTC to pay things if I -have- to [2024-03-11 12:55:36] FishyGuy : UK being so nice with their capital gains tax limits lately too, yeah cheers [2024-03-11 12:58:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `MINAUSDT`: Buy 1000 MINA @ 1.6185 ($1,618.40) [2024-03-11 13:00:48] jjhiijiji : FishyGuy: consider urself lucky that ur situation is a lot simpler than if you had children. if ur not happy u can just cut it off and end of story. and if u wanna get out, then get out while its still early before she does get pregnant ;p yeah, UK is horrible with capital gains and tax limits, in CY there is 0 capital gains for crypto gains yet so i just use my cy tax residency and save myself a fckload [2024-03-11 13:01:13] jjhiijiji : cy = cyprus [2024-03-11 13:02:22] jjhiijiji : theres also sme stupid sh!t about common law in UK where she is entiteled to a bunch of sh!t just by living with you for a certain amount of time even when you arent married .. scary sh!t :D [2024-03-11 13:03:07] DogeCoin X : :doge: [2024-03-11 13:04:20] MoonBoy : someone was right about the correction this is probably going to make a few of you sad soon [2024-03-11 13:04:34] MoonBoy : good thing I only got out to free my mind of this fkng distraction [2024-03-11 13:04:41] jjhiijiji : how many of us could be sad if weve been longing since 30ks [2024-03-11 13:04:43] BTChandicap : the correction will come [2024-03-11 13:04:44] MoonBoy : I made enough money and that's that, I need to get back to my life lol [2024-03-11 13:04:46] BTChandicap : just buy lower [2024-03-11 13:04:56] jjhiijiji : any correction is good for all of us cause it will relower the ret4rded funding [2024-03-11 13:04:59] BMEXcheers : i avoid looking at charts that make me said [2024-03-11 13:05:09] BMEXcheers : hit the bell icon to like link an subscribe [2024-03-11 13:05:16] FishyGuy : jjhiijiji: heh, thanks. Yeah, minor little thing. No kids with each other but 2 each from our exes so yeah 4 crotch goblins here. Two very different parenting styles makes for extra fun. As for the living together and house etc - her share, lel, this is money; I might fsck up my relationships but I sort the money out. She'll get what she put in and half the profit but that's it [2024-03-11 13:05:41] MoonBoy : crotch goblins lmao [2024-03-11 13:05:44] jjhiijiji : FishyGuy: goddamn you sure put urself into a complicated situation by finding one with 2 kids when u already had 2 [2024-03-11 13:05:52] jjhiijiji : i have 2 myself [2024-03-11 13:05:58] FishyGuy : What's life without some spice! [2024-03-11 13:06:00] FishyGuy : :P [2024-03-11 13:06:25] FishyGuy : protip: turns out a fucking epic sex life isn't all you need from a partner [2024-03-11 13:06:33] jjhiijiji : i mean, i love spice, but that sh!t is like the unbearable ghost pepper type of sh!t that makes u unable to actually taste the food cause its so damn spicy [2024-03-11 13:07:13] jjhiijiji : raising 2 kids is enough spice let alone briging another 2 into my life that arent mine ;p no thanks im good [2024-03-11 13:07:16] jjhiijiji : crazy bastard [2024-03-11 13:07:48] jjhiijiji : best piece of advice, make sure next one has no kids :D [2024-03-11 13:08:01] jjhiijiji : make ur life and the relationship 100x simpler [2024-03-11 13:08:05] FishyGuy : -I'm- crazy? You should see my bonkers ex and my gf's ex lmao. We almost look sane. [2024-03-11 13:08:47] FishyGuy : It's all good in the end right. Everything's an experience, a lesson, something to remember for good or bad. [2024-03-11 13:09:10] MoonBoy : Id be fine with 3 or more kids [2024-03-11 13:09:16] FishyGuy : But hey the best bit off all the things, BTC, women / partners etc, is those little sprogs. [2024-03-11 13:09:21] MoonBoy : I like the idea of a crowded family [2024-03-11 13:09:28] jjhiijiji : the little sprogs are by far the best thing [2024-03-11 13:09:30] FishyGuy : Having kids is like so awesome [2024-03-11 13:09:43] jjhiijiji : best thing that ever happened to me despite the sacrifices [2024-03-11 13:09:56] jjhiijiji : by far [2024-03-11 13:10:38] FishyGuy : MoonBoy: you'll like it until that third is a twin [2024-03-11 13:10:51] FishyGuy : then it's about their 5th dual combo mega birthday party [2024-03-11 13:11:07] jjhiijiji : hahah [2024-03-11 13:11:19] MoonBoy : worst part is probably how they always get sick and bring it home [2024-03-11 13:11:30] MoonBoy : it would be terrible during times like covid peak of a bad variant [2024-03-11 13:11:31] jjhiijiji : yeah usually for us 1 gets sick and were all fcked [2024-03-11 13:11:56] jjhiijiji : when its flu season and all that, usually young one gets it, brings it home and 1 by 1 we all eventually get it, one might somehow miraculously avoid it rarely [2024-03-11 13:12:19] jjhiijiji : hey at least were keeping our immune systems up to date ;) [2024-03-11 13:12:19] MoonBoy : I hope they dont release a new bioweapon again [2024-03-11 13:12:45] MoonBoy : and blame it on a panda-bear-pangolin, some new type of animal [2024-03-11 13:13:17] jjhiijiji : hate even remembering those times ;< [2024-03-11 13:13:45] FishyGuy : sucked and all that but some of the pics like wuuut [2024-03-11 13:13:59] FishyGuy : here's <some really busy place> with -nobody- in at midday [2024-03-11 13:14:10] petyx : dump gonna be hyper dedly [2024-03-11 13:14:31] FishyGuy : the weather has changed and it's now possible to see Everest from <miles farther away than normal> [2024-03-11 13:14:45] jjhiijiji : petyx how are you still here havnt u been calling for a dump for ages now [2024-03-11 13:15:06] FishyGuy : a bear?! Quick, lynch them! [2024-03-11 13:15:08] petyx : jjhiijiji: 😆😄 u dont get it [2024-03-11 13:15:10] jjhiijiji : ur either not putting ur money where ur mouth is or ur just one of larrys agents trying to liq some goys [2024-03-11 13:15:14] FishyGuy : *pile on* [2024-03-11 13:15:23] NOOM : 🚣 [2024-03-11 13:15:37] MoonBoy : something sick is about to happen [2024-03-11 13:15:40] MoonBoy : a biblical event [2024-03-11 13:15:47] MoonBoy : jesus is coming back [2024-03-11 13:15:52] NOOM : MoonBoy: 😏 [2024-03-11 13:15:54] MoonBoy : bitcoin is going to venus [2024-03-11 13:15:59] MoonBoy : michael jackson is alive again [2024-03-11 13:16:11] petyx : BAYERN BERA WILL ROLL IN VERY SOON💥💥 [2024-03-11 13:16:30] MoonBoy : its not crashing its shooting up mum ! [2024-03-11 13:16:33] MoonBoy : look, look [2024-03-11 13:17:21] FishyGuy : Jesus is coming back? Huh? Roger Ver never left man [2024-03-11 13:17:33] NOOM : FishyGuy: lol [2024-03-11 13:17:38] MoonBoy : :me: [2024-03-11 13:17:42] FishyGuy : "Babies are dying!" [2024-03-11 13:17:51] jjhiijiji : when is carlos matos coming back though [2024-03-11 13:17:54] MoonBoy : mr ver [2024-03-11 13:17:55] jjhiijiji : i think thats who people really want [2024-03-11 13:17:57] FishyGuy : Hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [2024-03-11 13:18:09] FishyGuy : Can't Coinbase give Carlos a job or sth [2024-03-11 13:18:13] FishyGuy : mr PR dude [2024-03-11 13:18:15] jjhiijiji : wHaT aM i gOnNa doOOOooooOOO????? [2024-03-11 13:18:32] FishyGuy : "The Bitcoin is not any more the way it used to be!" [2024-03-11 13:18:34] jjhiijiji : carlos matos should be PR man of the entire world [2024-03-11 13:18:48] jjhiijiji : FishyGuy: mm mmm no no nOOOOOOO [2024-03-11 13:18:51] NOOM : big big [2024-03-11 13:19:00] NOOM : :me: [2024-03-11 13:19:09] FishyGuy : bwaha [2024-03-11 13:19:12] jjhiijiji : legend [2024-03-11 13:19:15] al guul : what the hail happens in 70 mins [2024-03-11 13:19:17] jjhiijiji : absolute fckin legend [2024-03-11 13:19:20] Darth Maul : jjhiijiji: how come so many legendary lines can be compiled into one speech alone [2024-03-11 13:19:34] FishyGuy : al guul: murica gonna finally show the world some domination for once [2024-03-11 13:19:34] jjhiijiji : Darth Maul: the guy is on another level [2024-03-11 13:19:38] FishyGuy : trelelelele [2024-03-11 13:19:47] NOOM : weeeeeeeeeeee [2024-03-11 13:19:55] al guul : FishyGuy: 🚀 [2024-03-11 13:20:05] Darth Maul : jjhiijiji: imagine if he's wife belived in him [2024-03-11 13:20:24] jjhiijiji : Darth Maul: she probably did and got rekt [2024-03-11 13:20:25] FishyGuy : "Yeah baby have a good day at work pumping that BitConnect" [2024-03-11 13:20:48] FishyGuy : "If you want my nails done, you gon' pump it good yeah baby?" [2024-03-11 13:20:54] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/Vxzkx2k8/ bully btc 30 min longeet [2024-03-11 13:21:12] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/BUOcybzZ/ bully btc 15min lezzzgooo [2024-03-11 13:22:06] Getr!ch : 3 top on 5 min chrt . Short term dump inc [2024-03-11 13:22:36] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/ucR5dWkO/ bully btc 15 min superstrong horizontal support just longeeet [2024-03-11 13:22:45] BTCcheers : shorts payn longz no big [2024-03-11 13:22:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 800 USD @ 72285.5 - 🐳 [2024-03-11 13:23:18] BTCcheers : FishyGuy: muted [2024-03-11 13:23:34] jjhiijiji : BOOM another one muted [2024-03-11 13:23:34] BTCcheers : wut a goof [2024-03-11 13:23:40] jjhiijiji : what a lonely guy he must be [2024-03-11 13:23:41] NOOM : https://x.com/SimplyBitcoinTV/status/1767160322492621116?s=20 [2024-03-11 13:23:41] BTCcheers : pampeeet btc [2024-03-11 13:23:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 3500 USD @ 72337.5 [2024-03-11 13:23:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.1500 XBT @ 72326.1 ($10,838.91) [2024-03-11 13:23:45] 4-4-2 : whatup 's nazis https://youtube.com/shorts/8r_US_sMkG4?si=EqLZ6QCMgBRFwab6 [2024-03-11 13:24:00] BTCcheers : just long it fish get hooked [2024-03-11 13:24:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0130 XBT @ 72385.6 ($940.14) - 😂 [2024-03-11 13:24:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 5400 USD @ 72396 [2024-03-11 13:24:27] BMEXcheers : every night i goto sleep, pray to arthur (crypto jesus) and every morning i wake up to +16% bmex....it is a good life [2024-03-11 13:24:41] DidrikV : Why am I restricted? [2024-03-11 13:24:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0100 XBT @ 72412.6 ($723.44) - LOL [2024-03-11 13:24:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 29000 USD @ 72454.5 - Are ya winning, son? [2024-03-11 13:24:58] FishyGuy : Well if Trump's talking about BTC I guess I finally believe in it. [2024-03-11 13:24:58] jjhiijiji : DidrikV: u lose, arthur wins, game over better luck next time [2024-03-11 13:25:53] FishyGuy : 4-4-2: quality content as always [2024-03-11 13:27:41] FishyGuy : RonnieREKT: wake up, you have to kill some people [2024-03-11 13:27:44] NOOM : fomo has yet to begin [2024-03-11 13:27:49] jjhiijiji : 4-4-2: the funny thing is that is exactly what the great powers did at the time, they created a puppet state in the area to protect their interests [2024-03-11 13:27:59] "it will be........" : . [2024-03-11 13:28:08] jjhiijiji : "it will be........": . [2024-03-11 13:28:16] Atlemos : 😲 [2024-03-11 13:28:25] FishyGuy : Solid contribution as always mate, always glad to see you're here "it will be........" [2024-03-11 13:28:36] "it will be........" : glad to be of service bro [2024-03-11 13:28:44] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/ROoFbA9A/ see how that channel upwards picks up later in time to be respected not necessarily liked [2024-03-11 13:28:53] FishyGuy : Yeah, see, I knew I could prod you to actually type something :P [2024-03-11 13:29:07] "it will be........" : FishyGuy: 😂 [2024-03-11 13:29:19] jjhiijiji : BTCCheers has the absolutely worst looking charts ive ever seen in my life [2024-03-11 13:29:26] jjhiijiji : he must be half blind or smth too [2024-03-11 13:29:29] "it will be........" : BTC cheers is Berner [2024-03-11 13:29:35] "it will be........" : theres your answer [2024-03-11 13:29:40] FishyGuy : You must have an alarm at a random time like yep, gotta go to Mex and paste a full stop :P [2024-03-11 13:29:48] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/j8aff89k/ kinda helps map the btc vs price n time journey btc [2024-03-11 13:30:26] "it will be........" : FishyGuy: yeah, gotta work for the impeccable timing [2024-03-11 13:31:01] FishyGuy : It's like a ping. Ah good, "it will be........" still saying hi, Mex is all fine, BTC is all fine, nothing to worry about [2024-03-11 13:31:01] qndgrh : Why the funding fee on Bitmex is 2-3x higher than others?? [2024-03-11 13:31:05] bluemaster : to much off this will fuck you up https://www.ac.com.au/upload/thinking.jpg [2024-03-11 13:31:16] jjhiijiji : US volume gonna start coming in, in next hour [2024-03-11 13:31:27] jjhiijiji : get ready for some more action [2024-03-11 13:31:49] qndgrh : Any reason for the extremely high funding fees ? [2024-03-11 13:31:50] BMEXcheers : too many theorymaxxers [2024-03-11 13:31:56] FishyGuy : relevant, bluemaster. I could have had so much more if only I invested in shitcoins [2024-03-11 13:32:11] jjhiijiji : qndgrh: yes, everyone is longing [2024-03-11 13:32:26] "it will be........" : FishyGuy: that's true...because "it will be" all okay [2024-03-11 13:32:34] jjhiijiji : when long : short ratio balances out again, the funding will go back to normal [2024-03-11 13:32:50] jjhiijiji : while the longs massively outweight the shorts, funding will be ret4rded like that [2024-03-11 13:32:58] qndgrh : jjhiijiji: did you compare Bitmex with other platforms? Bitmex is 2-3x higher fees [2024-03-11 13:34:02] FishyGuy : you dont always lose [2024-03-11 13:34:08] qndgrh : Doge for example, 1.1% funding fee!!! For the last hour [2024-03-11 13:34:14] jjhiijiji : qndgrh: yeah ;/ ive noticed, especially with alts [2024-03-11 13:34:16] FishyGuy : depends which side you're on of course but it changes every 8h [2024-03-11 13:34:51] ninnk : trollbox makea the fees worth [2024-03-11 13:34:56] ninnk : :kek: [2024-03-11 13:35:12] qndgrh : jjhiijiji: feels like a ripoff wtf [2024-03-11 13:35:16] bluemaster : https://coinalyze.net/bitcoin/funding-rate/ [2024-03-11 13:35:19] FishyGuy : the funding figures, disregarding price changes, are like... this is what you'd get yearly in a savings account. btw that's every 8 hours. [2024-03-11 13:35:35] MoonBoy : wait so funding fee is taken every 8 hours not 24 ? [2024-03-11 13:35:38] FishyGuy : great if you're on the right side and usually a tiny dent either way [2024-03-11 13:35:57] MoonBoy : :hamster: [2024-03-11 13:36:05] jjhiijiji : qndgrh: i just dont dont long alts here..amazing though if u hedge by holding a bunch of spot of an alt, hedge the same amount in a 1x short on the same alt, and just receive the funding as payment [2024-03-11 13:36:26] jjhiijiji : u can make a few % a day just by shorting on bitmex and make money from funding [2024-03-11 13:36:27] qndgrh : Nah nah Bitmex is ripping me with these funding fees no way I’m paying 1.1% fee every 8 hours for my soge position what the hell [2024-03-11 13:36:28] MoonBoy : quite an income sauce for the hauce [2024-03-11 13:36:28] jjhiijiji : so for that its great [2024-03-11 13:36:34] FishyGuy : 0.1308 in 6 hrs and 0.1213% in 15 hrs on BTC [2024-03-11 13:37:09] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : man [2024-03-11 13:37:27] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : i've got 8 bitcoin but i'm getting FOMO now [2024-03-11 13:37:38] jjhiijiji : lol [2024-03-11 13:37:42] FishyGuy : only 8? buy more pussy [2024-03-11 13:37:44] FishyGuy : :P [2024-03-11 13:37:51] FishyGuy : make it go up plz thx [2024-03-11 13:37:54] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : i know :( [2024-03-11 13:38:02] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : need more [2024-03-11 13:38:06] Crypto_Cowboy_1982 : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2.8061 XBT RPNL, 0.0334 XBT UPNL ``` [2024-03-11 13:38:07] FishyGuy : ikr [2024-03-11 13:38:24] bluemaster : qndgrh: every exchange is same fee almost ,https://coinalyze.net/bitcoin/funding-rate/ [2024-03-11 13:38:24] FishyGuy : well that's just not enough sir [2024-03-11 13:38:26] FishyGuy : long more [2024-03-11 13:38:45] NOOM : kitten over priced here [2024-03-11 13:40:20] MrBritcoin : NOOM: https://youtu.be/g_En83zHGTQ?si=XdoGCysgAK-AINGb [2024-03-11 13:40:57] NOOM : MrBritcoin: 😃 [2024-03-11 13:41:18] MoonBoy : lol [2024-03-11 13:41:31] MoonBoy : da boys [2024-03-11 13:41:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSD`: Sell 38 Cont @ 0.00003357 ($915.92) [2024-03-11 13:42:03] MoonBoy : bears in suits [2024-03-11 13:42:43] BTChandicap : just drop a few K please, I need a good long [2024-03-11 13:42:57] MoonBoy : splendid, ser [2024-03-11 13:43:04] BuzzLightweight : BTChandicap: it dropped to 67 this morning [2024-03-11 13:43:16] BTChandicap : I know, i was asleep [2024-03-11 13:43:46] FishyGuy : lol you guys sleep? [2024-03-11 13:43:50] MoonBoy : I cant [2024-03-11 13:43:53] MoonBoy : dammit [2024-03-11 13:44:05] BTChandicap : FishyGuy: lol [2024-03-11 13:44:08] FishyGuy : but the price might move! [2024-03-11 13:44:11] MoonBoy : the easy money these days [2024-03-11 13:45:09] MoonBoy : at this rate one of you will be the next owner of epstein island [2024-03-11 13:45:15] PunkJunk : when move ?? [2024-03-11 13:45:23] MoonBoy : move down ? [2024-03-11 13:45:26] PunkJunk : slow as poo [2024-03-11 13:45:37] MoonBoy : :me: [2024-03-11 13:45:42] PunkJunk : nah only up [2024-03-11 13:45:51] FishyGuy : what a rubbish day of only 3k up [2024-03-11 13:45:55] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 13:45:58] FishyGuy : fscking sh1tcoin [2024-03-11 13:46:10] BTChandicap : this might be top for this week [2024-03-11 13:46:15] MoonBoy : its been sitting there, this sack of sh1t [2024-03-11 13:46:23] FishyGuy : did you say 82 top for this week? k [2024-03-11 13:46:30] MoonBoy : for the last 7-8 hours [2024-03-11 13:46:34] NOOM : PunkJunk: 😎 [2024-03-11 13:46:39] PunkJunk : less then two hours till big market open .. [2024-03-11 13:46:42] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 13:47:13] MoonBoy : I wont call a top, but a 20k swing will cause a spike in homelessness [2024-03-11 13:47:22] NOOM : 77k last resistence [2024-03-11 13:47:35] MoonBoy : right after everyone falls asleep [2024-03-11 13:47:36] FishyGuy : ah yes that big market aka the size of what, europe? already ready to go home. Asia, 5x muricas? already asleep [2024-03-11 13:47:39] MoonBoy : with their pants down [2024-03-11 13:47:49] PunkJunk : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 11,300 USD @ 70112.952 ``` [2024-03-11 13:47:50] FishyGuy : but hey yeah murica monies move things [2024-03-11 13:48:03] MoonBoy : they wake up and throw a tillion dolla at corn [2024-03-11 13:48:06] PunkJunk : toilet paper enough [2024-03-11 13:48:20] MoonBoy : would you not do that if you had a usd printer [2024-03-11 13:48:32] NOOM : FishyGuy: 8:00 am west [2024-03-11 13:48:34] PunkJunk : yes I would trade for tha corn [2024-03-11 13:48:36] FishyGuy : saylor would be my bitch if i had a usd printer [2024-03-11 13:48:47] MoonBoy : Id throw half of it from the balcony [2024-03-11 13:48:51] NOOM : FishyGuy: 😆 [2024-03-11 13:48:52] MoonBoy : to balance it out [2024-03-11 13:49:00] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/sn3XyihB/ btfd btc 15min horizontalslezgoo [2024-03-11 13:49:21] MoonBoy : alright goblintown [2024-03-11 13:49:22] MoonBoy : we're here [2024-03-11 13:49:26] MoonBoy : :arthur: [2024-03-11 13:49:42] MoonBoy : wen moon [2024-03-11 13:50:07] yellowpig : 🐽 [2024-03-11 13:50:13] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/H1P4RkOo/ 30 min btc channeled up lezgooo pampeeet [2024-03-11 13:50:14] MoonBoy : hi piggie [2024-03-11 13:50:19] yellowpig : oink oink [2024-03-11 13:50:21] MoonBoy : are you in [2024-03-11 13:50:38] MoonBoy : long, balls deep [2024-03-11 13:51:03] yellowpig : MoonBoy: in spot from bottom [2024-03-11 13:51:10] MoonBoy : which bottom [2024-03-11 13:51:14] MoonBoy : 17k ? [2024-03-11 13:51:23] MoonBoy : prove it [2024-03-11 13:51:34] PunkJunk : is there a refund of the funding if this goes to 10 k ?? [2024-03-11 13:51:35] MoonBoy : say the magic words [2024-03-11 13:51:40] MoonBoy : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100 USD @ 72127.5 ``` [2024-03-11 13:51:50] MoonBoy : I throw a hundred dolla at corn [2024-03-11 13:52:16] yellowpig : MoonBoy: no proof just 1.5 bill shibs [2024-03-11 13:52:17] FishyGuy : PunkJunk: you can see during every 8 hours what the next funding will be [2024-03-11 13:52:19] MoonBoy : that was 100x, which got liquidated 10 secs ago [2024-03-11 13:52:25] PunkJunk : thnx for pumping me bags @MoonBoy [2024-03-11 13:52:32] MrBritcoin : timberr!!! [2024-03-11 13:52:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSD`: Sell 300 Cont @ 0.17243 ($3,694.12) [2024-03-11 13:52:41] PunkJunk : FishyGuy: i know, its ust silly low ... [2024-03-11 13:52:51] PunkJunk : just [2024-03-11 13:52:54] FishyGuy : omg what do we do with a red candle? [2024-03-11 13:53:05] PunkJunk : btfd [2024-03-11 13:53:08] PunkJunk : duhhh [2024-03-11 13:53:11] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 13:53:13] NOOM : PunkJunk: nom nom [2024-03-11 13:53:16] FishyGuy : indeed! :P [2024-03-11 13:53:38] MoonBoy : am I losing more than the initial value if I let that minimal trade 100 usd 100x long order at the top liquidate ? [2024-03-11 13:54:03] FishyGuy : yeah, liq fee [2024-03-11 13:54:07] MoonBoy : wtf how much [2024-03-11 13:54:15] FishyGuy : a percentage lel [2024-03-11 13:54:22] PunkJunk : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 11,700 USD @ 70163.6216 ``` [2024-03-11 13:54:22] MoonBoy : :pepe: [2024-03-11 13:54:27] MrBritcoin : https://youtu.be/dRa0P5rcgyo?si=YrWN4UuAo3SIzkgh [2024-03-11 13:54:27] fiyah : you lose the maintainance margin [2024-03-11 13:54:45] PunkJunk : MoonBoy: leverage isolated or on cross ?? [2024-03-11 13:54:49] FishyGuy : it's more than if you closed it $1 off the liq [2024-03-11 13:54:57] PunkJunk : on cross ya'll lose it all [2024-03-11 13:55:00] MoonBoy : lev, 100x [2024-03-11 13:55:22] FishyGuy : whatever the margin is - unrealised pnl [2024-03-11 13:55:31] PunkJunk : so you trew one dolla at corn ?!!! [2024-03-11 13:55:35] PunkJunk : big pimp [2024-03-11 13:55:37] MoonBoy : I did [2024-03-11 13:55:44] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 13:55:47] MoonBoy : dipping my feet in the water [2024-03-11 13:56:01] MoonBoy : throwing cash at my friends here [2024-03-11 13:56:38] PunkJunk : who trows a ball can expects it back ;) be wernerred [2024-03-11 13:56:56] blaster33 : oh that's right, NY opens 1h earlier now [2024-03-11 13:57:07] PunkJunk : how come ?? [2024-03-11 13:57:15] blaster33 : time change [2024-03-11 13:57:18] PunkJunk : like is half hour then ?? [2024-03-11 13:57:21] FishyGuy : I keep thinking my chart is broken or sth. I=1706? Yeah, I'm on ETH... ohhhh, 71700, k [2024-03-11 13:57:50] blaster33 : PunkJunk: ye 27min ago [2024-03-11 13:58:00] NOOM : MoonBoy: https://x.com/YellowPig15/status/1767188164958109987?s=20 [2024-03-11 13:58:31] FishyGuy : because america has to be different the time change is on a different day to the ... rest of the world? [2024-03-11 13:58:49] NOOM : numbers go up [2024-03-11 13:58:55] blaster33 : FishyGuy: Yes :arthur: [2024-03-11 13:59:06] FishyGuy : 2 wks in Nov so I guess 2 wks now as well [2024-03-11 14:02:51] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 14:05:18] MR MILLIONAIRE : even if i place a limit order i am charged a fee? [2024-03-11 14:05:24] MR MILLIONAIRE : @admin [2024-03-11 14:06:21] BMEXcheers : you can get a discount by staking bmex good sir [2024-03-11 14:07:59] MR MILLIONAIRE : BMEXcheers: no before it makers used to receive the fees and only takers used to pay....they changed that [2024-03-11 14:08:08] MR MILLIONAIRE : now both pay fees [2024-03-11 14:08:24] MoonBoy : yes why did this change this was like the basic law of physics [2024-03-11 14:08:40] MR MILLIONAIRE : bitmex reply [2024-03-11 14:08:45] MoonBoy : we need answers [2024-03-11 14:08:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRXUSDT`: Sell 3700 TRX @ 0.13215 ($492.82) [2024-03-11 14:09:22] MoonBoy : I'm slamming a 5k 25x right here, longo longo long btw [2024-03-11 14:09:55] MoonBoy : who's with me, lets move the goalpost [2024-03-11 14:11:21] MoonBoy : Ill sleep on it [2024-03-11 14:11:35] MoonBoy : when I wake up this will be around 76 [2024-03-11 14:11:44] MoonBoy : and I'll be at the beach laughing [2024-03-11 14:11:59] MoonBoy : bahahaha [2024-03-11 14:12:40] MoonBoy : buy now [2024-03-11 14:12:42] MoonBoy : bye* [2024-03-11 14:14:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 12000 USD @ 72275.5 [2024-03-11 14:15:18] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 14:15:46] al guul : taste the fomo [2024-03-11 14:16:03] jjhiijiji : MR MILLIONAIRE: if you set ur limit order to 'post only' you should receive a rebate instead of paying fees [2024-03-11 14:16:21] PunkJunk : nah that's history [2024-03-11 14:16:29] PunkJunk : time to do your hoework [2024-03-11 14:16:32] jjhiijiji : is it? i thought they brought it back [2024-03-11 14:16:58] PunkJunk : i believe it is now one price over all contracts [2024-03-11 14:17:03] Kruithofb : I got payed today with limit otefers [2024-03-11 14:17:10] Kruithofb : Orders* [2024-03-11 14:17:12] jjhiijiji : PunkJunk: no ur wrong [2024-03-11 14:17:14] jjhiijiji : https://www.bitmex.com/wallet/fees/derivatives [2024-03-11 14:17:16] jjhiijiji : it says u get rebate [2024-03-11 14:17:17] PunkJunk : bmex tokens ?? [2024-03-11 14:17:18] Kruithofb : Market u pay a lot [2024-03-11 14:17:23] PunkJunk : ow kewl [2024-03-11 14:17:30] PunkJunk : i limit and market [2024-03-11 14:17:35] BMEXcheers : new people should type /since before complaining :)))) [2024-03-11 14:17:36] PunkJunk : so ... [2024-03-11 14:17:36] jjhiijiji : i guess its u who needs to do homework [2024-03-11 14:17:37] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 14:17:46] PunkJunk : lol, nah i am rich [2024-03-11 14:17:50] PunkJunk : no more work [2024-03-11 14:17:52] jjhiijiji : you must not only do limit order, you need to also tick psot-only [2024-03-11 14:18:07] BMEXcheers : bro's out here market buying hoooly kek [2024-03-11 14:18:09] jjhiijiji : to make sure its fully filled as maker [2024-03-11 14:18:13] BitMEX_Joy : 📣`Bonk` listed on BitMEX spot today, 11 Mar!! Trade here ▶ https://www.bitmex.com/app/trade/BONK_USDT 🎉Win rewards up to **$20,000** 💰 Details ▶ https://www.bitmex.com/bonk-listing-campaign-2024 (Maker fee rebate: -0.025%) Happy trading! 👍 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 [2024-03-11 14:18:23] BMEXcheers : >bonkers [2024-03-11 14:18:30] BMEXcheers : lets BONK [2024-03-11 14:18:48] PunkJunk : noice [2024-03-11 14:18:51] BMEXcheers : i feel like bonk will mega moon [2024-03-11 14:18:51] BitMEX_Joy : BMEXcheers: 💪🐳🐳🐳 💕 [2024-03-11 14:18:59] BMEXcheers : ill buy it when it bottoms out! [2024-03-11 14:19:03] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/jZFhfi1B/ lil bullish channel throw-over btc bully btc jus longeet lezzzgoo [2024-03-11 14:19:09] PunkJunk : just bought 50 euro of it on kraken [2024-03-11 14:19:10] BTCcheers : bearz alwayz wrong btc [2024-03-11 14:19:15] BTCcheers : why listen? [2024-03-11 14:19:23] PunkJunk : can we leverage on bon ? [2024-03-11 14:19:27] PunkJunk : k [2024-03-11 14:19:32] BMEXcheers : go bonkers [2024-03-11 14:19:39] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 14:19:42] jjhiijiji : rich but buys only 50 euro spot of smth [2024-03-11 14:19:52] BTCcheers : https://www.tradingview.com/x/HF1LtKHz/ btc 15min whiteline fever pampeeet [2024-03-11 14:20:00] PunkJunk : i really never buy shitcoins [2024-03-11 14:20:05] PunkJunk : so yes real fomo [2024-03-11 14:20:21] PunkJunk : i am a btc maxi ... [2024-03-11 14:20:22] blaster33 : lol Satto fomo longed [2024-03-11 14:20:24] blaster33 : :bog: [2024-03-11 14:20:26] BitMEX_Joy : PunkJunk: sure trade here for leverage! : https://www.bitmex.com/app/trade/100BONKUSDT [2024-03-11 14:21:04] PunkJunk : BitMEX_Joy: thnx [2024-03-11 14:21:12] MoonBoy : MAXIMUS [2024-03-11 14:21:34] BitMEX_Joy : PunkJunk: no problemo~ 🙌😊💪 [2024-03-11 14:21:57] ninnk : what is this :btc: everu 1h new ath :btc::rocket: [2024-03-11 14:23:12] BitMEX_Joy : MR MILLIONAIRE: Hi! How can I help? [2024-03-11 14:23:24] PunkJunk : lol 200 keks b4 haling . . [2024-03-11 14:23:26] PunkJunk : 🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️🚀🚀🚀™️ [2024-03-11 14:23:29] qlw : 会不会回调啊?? [2024-03-11 14:23:51] MR MILLIONAIRE : BitMEX_Joy: both taker and maker pay fees? [2024-03-11 14:23:52] BitMEX_Joy : MR MILLIONAIRE: yes, marker fee for limit order. [2024-03-11 14:24:09] PunkJunk : BitMEX_Joy: bonk only or also xbtusd [2024-03-11 14:24:16] BitMEX_Joy : MR MILLIONAIRE: taker fee for market price order. [2024-03-11 14:24:38] jjhiijiji : MR MILLIONAIRE: maker gets rebate if you limit order post only .. https://www.bitmex.com/wallet/fees/derivatives [2024-03-11 14:24:44] jjhiijiji : MR MILLIONAIRE: punk junk misinformed you [2024-03-11 14:24:50] r1pp3r : 100000k [2024-03-11 14:24:52] r1pp3r : $1000K [2024-03-11 14:24:53] MR MILLIONAIRE : limit orders is always considered to be benificial for echange and users and they are rewarded on other exchanges. [2024-03-11 14:24:56] r1pp3r : $1000M [2024-03-11 14:25:01] r1pp3r : per cornita [2024-03-11 14:25:13] PunkJunk : jjhiijiji: thnxx !! [2024-03-11 14:25:19] PunkJunk : mucho appreciaa [2024-03-11 14:25:29] jjhiijiji : PunkJunk: just clearing up for the guy after u gave him bad info... [2024-03-11 14:25:32] BitMEX_Joy : PunkJunk: for xbtusd - no maker fee rebate but we do have rebate for xbtusdt! [2024-03-11 14:25:34] MR MILLIONAIRE : jjhiijiji: thhnaks that is what i was missing.....post only shit [2024-03-11 14:26:18] jjhiijiji : MR MILLIONAIRE: so xbtusdt + tick the post only box [2024-03-11 14:26:26] BitMEX_Joy : MR MILLIONAIRE: Happy Monday + happy trading!! 👍 😊 🙏 [2024-03-11 14:26:47] r1pp3r : why is bitmex so laggy [2024-03-11 14:26:56] r1pp3r : was, seems okay now [2024-03-11 14:27:00] MR MILLIONAIRE : jjhiijiji: yeah understood thennkkkk yunnnn [2024-03-11 14:27:04] BitMEX_Joy : jjhiijiji: TY! awesome~ 💞 [2024-03-11 14:34:18] ribben : what do orange funding means ? it juse to be red og green [2024-03-11 14:34:19] FishyGuy : jjhiijiji: thanks man. many ponderings to do......... [2024-03-11 14:37:51] Werner : Send the litecorn [2024-03-11 14:37:52] ELMACO : lol ibit already 800 mill volume after 8 min [2024-03-11 14:38:17] ELMACO : FOMO [2024-03-11 14:38:39] FishyGuy : what is this, a pump for ants? come on pu55ies [2024-03-11 14:38:46] Eluus : ELMACO: where do you check that ibit volume? [2024-03-11 14:38:55] ELMACO : https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/ibit [2024-03-11 14:39:02] ELMACO : take price x volume [2024-03-11 14:39:21] Eluus : cheers [2024-03-11 14:39:36] ELMACO : soon already at volume for one normal full day [2024-03-11 14:40:18] BMEXcheers : bull run ends when bmex tops out [2024-03-11 14:40:19] BMEXcheers : . [2024-03-11 14:49:34] ninnk : can we postpone pamp until i get home pls n ty :pepe: [2024-03-11 14:49:59] Werner : LTCZILLA 🚀🚀🚀 [2024-03-11 14:57:01] cryptoforthewin : the depth chart is looking pretty crazy [2024-03-11 14:59:38] Atlemos : Pumptest!celo usd thetterrr [2024-03-11 15:04:18] BMEXcheers : just this morning btc was 68 [2024-03-11 15:04:19] BMEXcheers : now 72 [2024-03-11 15:04:20] BMEXcheers : wow [2024-03-11 15:06:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 400 USD @ 72491.5 - 😂 [2024-03-11 15:06:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.9200 XBT @ 72489.3 ($66,659.70) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur: [2024-03-11 15:06:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 1000 USD @ 72514.5 [2024-03-11 15:07:48] al guul : oboy [2024-03-11 15:08:42] Kruithofb : Anyone longing this? XD [2024-03-11 15:10:31] MrBritcoin : Kruithofb: now is not this time for that [2024-03-11 15:11:20] laPanini : economic funding indeed, maximum pump incoming 90k from here. [2024-03-11 15:11:23] laPanini : :rocket: [2024-03-11 15:11:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 500 USD @ 72562 - 😂 [2024-03-11 15:13:08] laPanini : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2024-03-11 15:13:31] Darth Maul : MrBritcoin: the annoying waiting game now [2024-03-11 15:14:12] laPanini : yee, waiting for 90k will be tedious [2024-03-11 15:14:23] MrBritcoin : Darth Maul: 😏 [2024-03-11 15:14:25] ninnk : make it fun go 100x long [2024-03-11 15:14:32] ninnk : then wait for 90k [2024-03-11 15:14:54] ninnk : less tedious when you're constantly on the edge :kek: [2024-03-11 15:14:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSD`: Buy 1607 Cont @ 0.17571 ($20,474.13) - Ciao! [2024-03-11 15:15:28] Sir.LongCoin : PAMP [2024-03-11 15:15:29] Darth Maul : ninnk: id like to make corn not torch it [2024-03-11 15:15:30] laPanini : luv green button, it comes with built in perks like profit. [2024-03-11 15:15:38] laPanini : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2024-03-11 15:15:44] laPanini : yay rare me. [2024-03-11 15:15:53] Sir.LongCoin : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100 USD @ 16465 ``` [2024-03-11 15:15:58] Sir.LongCoin : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0002 XBT RPNL, 0.0047 XBT UPNL ``` [2024-03-11 15:16:08] ninnk : :pepe: [2024-03-11 15:16:14] Sir.LongCoin : :doge: [2024-03-11 15:20:47] ELMACO : Ibit 1.3 billion volume in 50 min [2024-03-11 15:21:16] petyx : litesht long time [2024-03-11 15:21:24] laPanini : ibit is the future of currency sir. [2024-03-11 15:21:45] r1pp3r : you know its a bull market wehn even bmex is going up [2024-03-11 15:22:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LTCUSD`: Buy 2518 Cont @ 99.16 ($36,089.33) - There goes ur space money [2024-03-11 15:22:41] BAM Trading : r1pp3r: actually that'd probably be extremely bearish [2024-03-11 15:23:04] r1pp3r : BAM Trading: yeah that would be at the end of the cycle type of pumping [2024-03-11 15:23:56] BAM Trading : r1pp3r: which I doubt it will be [2024-03-11 15:24:10] r1pp3r : never say never [2024-03-11 15:24:12] BAM Trading : but the real judgement can only be made at h end of this month [2024-03-11 15:24:27] r1pp3r : feels like we are close to the stage where u can throw money at anything and be in profit [2024-03-11 15:24:55] 420Blazer : shorting all alts? [2024-03-11 15:25:56] laPanini : yes, short more please. [2024-03-11 15:26:03] 420Blazer : no short btc [2024-03-11 15:26:23] petyx : litescam coin soon teleport to 200 us dolla [2024-03-11 15:26:35] petyx : x1000 long [2024-03-11 15:26:36] r1pp3r : petyx: prob higher [2024-03-11 15:26:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 72573.5 - LOL [2024-03-11 15:28:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LTCUSD`: Buy 200 Cont @ 101.36 ($2,937.67) - Are ya winning, son? [2024-03-11 15:29:05] chujev : arize CHIKUN ARIZE [2024-03-11 15:29:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LTCUSD`: Buy 10 Cont @ 101.95 ($147.74) [2024-03-11 15:29:30] Sir.LongCoin : FULL MOON SOON [2024-03-11 15:31:38] al guul : 🚀🚀🚀 [2024-03-11 15:32:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 15000 USD @ 72593 [2024-03-11 15:33:06] Atlemos : btc's not joking around, Pump test! [2024-03-11 15:33:08] al guul : mach10 [2024-03-11 15:33:13] Atlemos : simple as that [2024-03-11 15:33:41] Atlemos : BTCheers passed out from all tunnel trading? [2024-03-11 15:33:52] laPanini : Atlemos: its no pump test any more, it is checking if fomo is mature to continue up. A.k.a. FOMO Test sir. [2024-03-11 15:34:31] ribben : why is the funding orange ?? use to be red og green [2024-03-11 15:34:52] Atlemos : laPanini: 😃 [2024-03-11 15:34:58] Atlemos : 😎 [2024-03-11 15:35:12] Atlemos : Pagani get your cigarrs ready [2024-03-11 15:35:31] Atlemos : ATH (all over) [2024-03-11 15:35:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 60000 USD @ 72736.5 - Bonjour! [2024-03-11 15:35:50] jjhiijiji : where the shorters at [2024-03-11 15:35:55] laPanini : every day is ath day sirs [2024-03-11 15:36:00] Atlemos : imagine buying a house from 1 bitcoin lol