This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

You have access to more than 50 million trollbox posts. This is more than 7 gigabyte of data hosted on a $5 server so please be patient or consider a donation

<<  >>  English  中文  Русский  한국어  日本語  Español  Français 
[2023-09-24 20:13:23] bearologist : YES
[2023-09-24 20:13:45] bearologist : mr market why did piggy go to market
[2023-09-24 20:13:48] bitchboi : I think a good prayer is in order
[2023-09-24 20:13:48] bearologist : why!!!
[2023-09-24 20:14:12] bearologist : I stopped praying a while ago
[2023-09-24 20:14:18] bearologist : :pepe:
[2023-09-24 20:14:50] bitchboi : you may have forgotten the lord, but i assure you he hasn't forgotten you
[2023-09-24 20:14:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSDT`: Sell 220240000 SHIB @ 0.000007314 ($1,611.06)
[2023-09-24 20:15:38] bearologist : *In the name of the father, the spirit and the holy ghast*
[2023-09-24 20:15:51] bearologist : *I commend you to rise*
[2023-09-24 20:16:05] bearologist : *like a cup of joe when you throw a cube innit*
[2023-09-24 20:16:16] bitchboi : nah you gotta gaslight god into doing stuff for you
[2023-09-24 20:16:18] bearologist : *physics*
[2023-09-24 20:16:36] bearologist : *I know you fingered satan on that party from work @god*
[2023-09-24 20:16:55] bearologist : Now we wait...
[2023-09-24 20:17:00] bitchboi : "God if you're a real one you'll do this one thing for me and I promise I'll go to church for a month."
[2023-09-24 20:17:10] bitchboi : (lying)
[2023-09-24 20:17:20] bearologist : *God be a real one and I'll give that hobo some change this time, no cap*
[2023-09-24 20:18:08] bearologist : I don't think god likes games of chance
[2023-09-24 20:18:18] bearologist : But then again anything is RnG based
[2023-09-24 20:19:00] bitchboi : yo it might be time to give it up until this chart stops being gay. I see someone trading with ~30mil just back and forth in hidden orders.
[2023-09-24 20:20:07] bearologist : I can't see that I have bad vision
[2023-09-24 20:21:22] bitchboi : it's not in the chart on bitmex
[2023-09-24 20:21:33] bitchboi : but just look how far they've walked the orderbook down from mark price
[2023-09-24 20:21:42] 4-4-2 : 6 days 4 hours to monthly close 👀 on ze 🏆
[2023-09-24 20:21:43] bitchboi : a whole $20
[2023-09-24 20:23:17] bearologist : bitchboi: where is btc 26430
[2023-09-24 20:23:32] bearologist : bitmex price holding higher
[2023-09-24 20:23:36] bearologist : usually
[2023-09-24 20:23:46] bearologist : goodguybitmex
[2023-09-24 20:24:45] bitchboi : Coinbase is who i use as a benchmark, but the index bitmex uses includes a bunch of others.
[2023-09-24 20:24:59] bitchboi : Kraken, Gemini i think, idk it's in the notes somwhere.
[2023-09-24 20:25:23] bearologist : I can't trade on many places no more
[2023-09-24 20:25:46] Rectile the reptile : once there was this K
[2023-09-24 20:25:48] bearologist : they hate me borrowing moneys
[2023-09-24 20:26:05] Rectile the reptile : once there was 1k
[2023-09-24 20:26:16] Rectile the reptile : bearologist: monkeys?
[2023-09-24 20:26:18] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 32,500 USD @ 26440.9666 ```
[2023-09-24 20:26:19] bitchboi : I only trade here, but on tradingview i chart the Coinbase chart instead of bitmex to base my trades on.
[2023-09-24 20:26:34] Rectile the reptile : the road to 1k is open
[2023-09-24 20:26:34] bearologist : pls pls
[2023-09-24 20:26:37] bearologist : rverzalz
[2023-09-24 20:26:43] bearologist : why not?
[2023-09-24 20:26:50] bearologist : Looking bullish!
[2023-09-24 20:27:05] Rectile the reptile : for every $ up btc goes 10k down
[2023-09-24 20:27:15] 4-4-2 : The road to hell is paved with good intentions
[2023-09-24 20:27:20] bearologist : Rectile the reptile: tether 2$ 2024
[2023-09-24 20:27:30] Rectile the reptile : tether will outperform btc
[2023-09-24 20:27:34] bearologist : FAX
[2023-09-24 20:27:42] Gandalf the Grey : Beetcon pls go mon
[2023-09-24 20:27:44] 4-4-2 : Sushi is heating up
[2023-09-24 20:27:53] bearologist : Ice is creaming down
[2023-09-24 20:27:59] bitchboi : finally more peoples in the chat
[2023-09-24 20:28:11] bitchboi : means its going to reverse now that i pussied out of my trade
[2023-09-24 20:28:11] Dessos : >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfM43P_kIFU https://www.tradingview.com/x/j3k3KM6j/
[2023-09-24 20:28:13] Rectile the reptile : btcv goes down with 100 % propability
[2023-09-24 20:28:49] bearologist : bitchboi: what was pos
[2023-09-24 20:28:54] bearologist : who liq'd 500k
[2023-09-24 20:28:54] bitchboi : Dessos why u always spam your charts that don't say anything
[2023-09-24 20:29:16] bitchboi : no i didn't get liq for 500k
[2023-09-24 20:29:20] 4-4-2 : Oooooooh bitch slap
[2023-09-24 20:29:33] bearologist : I wish I had 500k to liq
[2023-09-24 20:29:34] bearologist : :pepe:
[2023-09-24 20:29:37] bitchboi : i'm super small time i'm literally trading for a baggie of weed not even a pound
[2023-09-24 20:29:50] bearologist : me too
[2023-09-24 20:29:51] Rectile the reptile : 70x short is the default
[2023-09-24 20:29:56] Rectile the reptile : 700x i mean
[2023-09-24 20:30:00] bearologist : even if i trade 500.000 it never moves
[2023-09-24 20:30:28] bitchboi : Dessos: crap charter, but impeccable taste in rap.
[2023-09-24 20:31:06] bearologist : BTC is
[2023-09-24 20:31:14] bearologist : Unchartable
[2023-09-24 20:31:28] 4-4-2 : Rectile dysfunction the randy reptile: so you're saying short ❓
[2023-09-24 20:31:33] bitchboi : bearologist: yeah dude i place small trade and we immediately moon 2k, and i place a large trade and either i get quickuidated or we just go sideways for weeks and i get raped by funding.
[2023-09-24 20:32:10] bearologist : bitchboi: I remember one time it wicked like 16k in 2 days while I was in
[2023-09-24 20:32:10] 4-4-2 : 3 hours 27 minutes to weekly close
[2023-09-24 20:32:21] bearologist : But it was at a more intense point
[2023-09-24 20:32:21] Rectile the reptile : Bukake @4-4-2
[2023-09-24 20:32:29] 4-4-2 : Sushi bout to rip your anus
[2023-09-24 20:32:32] Joeyy132 : My target of 26.3 hit to perfection lol
[2023-09-24 20:32:44] Rectile the reptile : Btcs next target short term 1k
[2023-09-24 20:32:50] bearologist : Weren't you long @ 27001.44
[2023-09-24 20:33:11] 4-4-2 : Spicy sushi is a no no for yogi bear 🐻
[2023-09-24 20:33:17] Joeyy132 : bearologist: Yes and still am
[2023-09-24 20:33:30] bearologist : Joeyy132: <3
[2023-09-24 20:33:43] Joeyy132 : Infact I’m adding a bit right here
[2023-09-24 20:33:46] bearologist : Outperformed me
[2023-09-24 20:33:54] bearologist : I was shetting for 30 mins playing doodle jump
[2023-09-24 20:33:58] bearologist : Rekted
[2023-09-24 20:34:05] Rectile the reptile : longs are exit ing
[2023-09-24 20:34:05] bearologist : :pepe:
[2023-09-24 20:34:13] Rectile the reptile : bearologist: :pepe:
[2023-09-24 20:34:22] bearologist : did get new hiscore
[2023-09-24 20:34:23] Rectile the reptile : 10 more years down :pepe:
[2023-09-24 20:34:30] bearologist : *thumbs up*
[2023-09-24 20:35:10] bearologist : 26755 and we're back
[2023-09-24 20:35:13] bearologist : 26755 and we're back
[2023-09-24 20:35:16] bearologist : 26755 and we're back
[2023-09-24 20:35:19] bearologist : @admin
[2023-09-24 20:35:24] bearologist : @Bitmex_frontdesk
[2023-09-24 20:36:13] Rectile the reptile : :pepe: hiring Mc Donalds
[2023-09-24 20:36:21] Rectile the reptile : cent
[2023-09-24 20:36:27] Rectile the reptile : Michael Saylor
[2023-09-24 20:36:30] Rectile the reptile : 40k
[2023-09-24 20:36:39] Rectile the reptile : Mc sundae
[2023-09-24 20:36:39] bearologist : 40k and we're back
[2023-09-24 20:36:51] Rectile the reptile : 1k end of christmas
[2023-09-24 20:36:56] Rectile the reptile : strong bullrun
[2023-09-24 20:37:06] bearologist : Rectile the reptile: 100k
[2023-09-24 20:37:06] BitMEX_Axel : bearologist: Hi, How can I help you?
[2023-09-24 20:37:22] bearologist : BitMEX_Axel: 26755 and I'm back ser that'll be all
[2023-09-24 20:37:37] bearologist : Also say hi to front desk lady for me
[2023-09-24 20:37:58] BitMEX_Axel : Okay
[2023-09-24 20:39:03] Dr.LongBear : REKT BEARS
[2023-09-24 20:39:13] bearologist : :bog: It's me bearologist I'd like to inquire about my liquidation email
[2023-09-24 20:39:35] bearologist : :bog: It's not cheerful enough and quite depressing can we add emojis
[2023-09-24 20:39:43] mexuser19 : Dr.LongBear: price dropped from 69k to 26k and you kept saying rekt bears
[2023-09-24 20:41:40] bearologist : Giddy up bittie
[2023-09-24 20:41:55] bearologist : I can't keep this knitting ting up
[2023-09-24 20:42:07] bearologist : My wife thinks I'm turning gey
[2023-09-24 20:43:25] Dr.LongBear : mexuser19: soon 120k
[2023-09-24 20:43:58] bearologist : Dr.LongBear: He's bitmex spy :me:
[2023-09-24 20:43:59] Rectile the reptile : 📢 Hi, welcome to Burgershot how can i help ya 😩
[2023-09-24 20:44:35] Dr.LongBear : bearologist: that explain a lot 😂
[2023-09-24 20:44:43] bearologist : Rectile the reptile: I don't work in GTA brev
[2023-09-24 20:45:06] bearologist : Dr.LongBear: I know every spy
[2023-09-24 20:45:23] bearologist : It's easily deductible with text forensics
[2023-09-24 20:45:29] bearologist : :me:
[2023-09-24 20:46:05] bearologist : I can also smell a hot dog from 0.7 miles away.
[2023-09-24 20:46:45] bearologist : You test it by setting a 1 mile parameter in the woodlands and placing 1 hot dog in the perimeter
[2023-09-24 20:47:28] bitchboi : crispy or raw onions? does it matter?
[2023-09-24 20:48:00] bearologist : Just the dog sir :doge:
[2023-09-24 20:48:19] bitchboi : wow
[2023-09-24 20:48:24] bitchboi : basedologist
[2023-09-24 20:48:35] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 35,000 USD @ 26442.295 ```
[2023-09-24 20:48:46] bearologist : Goes quick on cross
[2023-09-24 20:48:53] bearologist : Maybe I will get small recovery
[2023-09-24 20:48:56] bearologist : b4 bed
[2023-09-24 20:51:12] bearologist : Mason the numbers
[2023-09-24 20:51:18] bearologist : What ... what do they mean?
[2023-09-24 20:51:20] bitchboi : probably
[2023-09-24 20:51:35] bitchboi : back to flat
[2023-09-24 20:52:01] bearologist : bitchboi: Determines if it was to rekt someone or nah
[2023-09-24 20:52:07] bearologist : SOMEONE
[2023-09-24 20:52:09] bitchboi : lol i bet if you take profits at 550-ish it's going to wick up to 30k lol
[2023-09-24 20:52:18] bearologist : bitchboi: And I will
[2023-09-24 20:52:22] bearologist : I always do
[2023-09-24 20:52:25] bitchboi : but if yyou dont, then it'll literally dump to 1k
[2023-09-24 20:52:31] bearologist : It always does
[2023-09-24 20:53:06] bearologist : For real though 1k at my current exposure
[2023-09-24 20:53:14] bitchboi : bro i'm sick of this hidden order just going back and forth in like$2 increments
[2023-09-24 20:53:22] bitchboi : i hope this dude gets liq
[2023-09-24 20:53:37] bearologist : I will buy $rope calls at 1k
[2023-09-24 20:53:42] bearologist : :kek:
[2023-09-24 20:53:52] bearologist : No SL
[2023-09-24 20:54:16] bitchboi : lol i haven't been to WSB since reddit went gay
[2023-09-24 20:54:25] 4-4-2 : We are living in a perfect time. All markets. Countdown to the end of this month is maybe death and despair or blind euphoria.
[2023-09-24 20:54:26] bitchboi : deleted my account but i miss WSB tbh
[2023-09-24 20:54:33] bearologist : Infested with propagating bots since '17
[2023-09-24 20:54:48] bitchboi : the whole site tbh
[2023-09-24 20:55:10] bitchboi : and nazi mods, censorship, cringe argument culture
[2023-09-24 20:55:14] 4-4-2 : Reddit identifies as a female chat show
[2023-09-24 20:55:18] bearologist : I don't surf these days
[2023-09-24 20:55:24] bearologist : Just sit and wonder
[2023-09-24 20:55:28] bearologist : Mahalo
[2023-09-24 20:56:03] Rectile the reptile : 12k ,1k bullruns
[2023-09-24 20:56:23] bearologist : ITS NOT CRASHING REPTILE SPY
[2023-09-24 20:57:11] bearologist : 1K I will have calls to answer
[2023-09-24 20:57:16] Rectile the reptile : e-business they call it
[2023-09-24 20:57:18] bearologist : And I won't be there to pick up
[2023-09-24 20:57:52] bitchboi : someone on the phone is asking for you, name's marge???
[2023-09-24 20:58:02] bearologist : :bog: ello' it's not me
[2023-09-24 20:58:23] bearologist : :bog: Its all calculated risk stop calling
[2023-09-24 20:58:25] 4-4-2 : D'oh
[2023-09-24 20:58:50] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 36,500 USD @ 26444.1829 ```
[2023-09-24 20:58:59] bearologist : pls pls pls
[2023-09-24 20:59:08] bearologist : :bog: ello' he bought more?
[2023-09-24 20:59:26] bearologist : :bog: dump eet
[2023-09-24 21:00:14] Rectile the reptile : 1l alerrt
[2023-09-24 21:00:18] Rectile the reptile : 1k
[2023-09-24 21:00:39] Rectile the reptile : 🐮🔔
[2023-09-24 21:00:48] bearologist : Ok now it has to crash and burn
[2023-09-24 21:01:03] 4-4-2 : Down is the new up........
[2023-09-24 21:01:19] bearologist : Got nothing ... left to give
[2023-09-24 21:01:25] bearologist : I smiled and smelled the wiff...
[2023-09-24 21:01:51] bearologist : Waved to the front desk lady and got ...
[2023-09-24 21:01:57] bearologist : :pepe:
[2023-09-24 21:02:13] Rectile the reptile : <iu can read it in the book bullrun from 69k bottom to 12k top
[2023-09-24 21:02:32] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 37,500 USD @ 26445.3718 ```
[2023-09-24 21:02:44] bearologist : pls pls pls
[2023-09-24 21:03:44] mexuser19 : /position XBTUSDT ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.12 XBT @ 26469.5 ```
[2023-09-24 21:04:12] bearologist : mexuser19: my eye spy a little spy :me:
[2023-09-24 21:04:13] mexuser19 : slowly adding
[2023-09-24 21:04:40] bearologist : do ./position bmexusdt
[2023-09-24 21:05:28] Joeyy132 : /position bmexusdt ``` :bitmex: BMEXUSDT: 2,080 BMEX @ 0.279 ```
[2023-09-24 21:06:03] bearologist : Not bad
[2023-09-24 21:06:37] mexuser19 : down only
[2023-09-24 21:06:38] bearologist : They should make a calculator on how much money you'd save having held BMEX in wallet
[2023-09-24 21:06:45] bearologist : to promote buying BMEX for fees
[2023-09-24 21:06:59] bearologist : and send me a hoodie too
[2023-09-24 21:06:59] Joeyy132 : Lol
[2023-09-24 21:07:29] Joeyy132 : /pnl xbtusdt fake ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -7.72 USDT RPNL, -125.78 USDT UPNL ```
[2023-09-24 21:07:49] bitchboi : they have merch?
[2023-09-24 21:08:12] bearologist : In theory
[2023-09-24 21:08:23] bitchboi : dude i unironically want a white ballcap with the bitmex logo for when this shit blows up like Silicon Valley Bank and lehman brothers i can sell it on etsy for like $200
[2023-09-24 21:08:42] bearologist : Just draw the logo on one
[2023-09-24 21:08:47] bearologist : Buy a red and blue marker
[2023-09-24 21:08:51] bearologist : Picasso
[2023-09-24 21:09:02] bitchboi : i can't draw worth a shit
[2023-09-24 21:09:11] bearologist : It's just 2 L's
[2023-09-24 21:09:14] bearologist : :pepe:
[2023-09-24 21:09:47] bitchboi : bro i've taken way more than 2 Ls
[2023-09-24 21:09:48] bearologist : Maybe I can knit hoodies and bitmex scarfs
[2023-09-24 21:09:51] bitchboi : https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265685840355
[2023-09-24 21:10:06] bitchboi : knit hoodies are baller asf
[2023-09-24 21:10:10] bearologist : Get me under consignation @bitmex
[2023-09-24 21:10:22] bitchboi : @admin does Bitmex have a merch store?
[2023-09-24 21:10:27] Rectile the reptile : when i wake up tommorow i want see btc at 1k and a Mc Sundae caramell
[2023-09-24 21:10:33] bearologist : @admin does the pope sh*t in the woods?
[2023-09-24 21:11:26] bearologist : Rectile the reptile: Mc Pussy
[2023-09-24 21:12:13] 4-4-2 : You just need a happy meal bro
[2023-09-24 21:12:14] bearologist : So was this the dead cat
[2023-09-24 21:12:17] Rectile the reptile : 🍟🎄🍟
[2023-09-24 21:12:44] Rectile the reptile : Pommes and run pattern to 1k
[2023-09-24 21:13:13] Rectile the reptile : Monday 4 k dump
[2023-09-24 21:13:22] 4-4-2 : POM's mate. Fuckin POM's
[2023-09-24 21:13:49] 4-4-2 : Fcukin
[2023-09-24 21:14:23] Rectile the reptile : Pommes to 1k
[2023-09-24 21:14:23] bearologist : :bog: pommed
[2023-09-24 21:15:04] bitchboi : what you have against apples
[2023-09-24 21:17:44] mexuser19 : apples fall from tree
[2023-09-24 21:17:48] mexuser19 : like bitcoin
[2023-09-24 21:18:10] bearologist : 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[2023-09-24 21:21:57] bitchboi : funding is rigged
[2023-09-24 21:24:59] bitchboi : periodic reminder to drink some water fellas
[2023-09-24 21:25:04] bitchboi : it's going to be a long night
[2023-09-24 21:25:55] bearologist : I'll dehydrate and turn to dust
[2023-09-24 21:26:02] bearologist : My pleasure sir
[2023-09-24 21:28:12] bitchboi : bearologist pass the digital doobie pls
[2023-09-24 21:28:33] bearologist : bitchboi: *passes Dutchie to the left hand side*
[2023-09-24 21:29:28] bitchboi : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyUa63NM1E
[2023-09-24 21:29:35] Rectile the reptile : btc is a store of Bankman fries
[2023-09-24 21:29:55] Rectile the reptile : 📉🍟
[2023-09-24 21:30:19] bearologist : Calm now.
[2023-09-24 21:30:25] bearologist : Saw seen the signal.
[2023-09-24 21:30:36] bitchboi : Scam Bankman fried did nothing wrong
[2023-09-24 21:30:37] bearologist : Utter (heh) ly fearless.
[2023-09-24 21:30:43] bitchboi : it was all that ugly bitch he was dicking
[2023-09-24 21:30:52] bearologist : SHES NOT UGLY
[2023-09-24 21:30:54] Rectile the reptile : Multiply you BTC with a multitude of :arthur:
[2023-09-24 21:30:58] bearologist : PHYSICALLY DISADVANTAGED
[2023-09-24 21:31:12] bitchboi : photogenically challenged
[2023-09-24 21:31:19] bearologist : Ye
[2023-09-24 21:31:31] bearologist : not shrekily ugly duck
[2023-09-24 21:32:00] bearologist : Looks like the type of person to not wipe their ass
[2023-09-24 21:32:06] bearologist : (no offense)
[2023-09-24 21:32:13] bitchboi : looks like her teeth are in a gang
[2023-09-24 21:32:32] bitchboi : looks like her eyes are having a staring contest
[2023-09-24 21:32:51] bearologist : Hot legs tho
[2023-09-24 21:32:54] bitchboi : looks like her mouth could absolutely destroy a can of fray bentos
[2023-09-24 21:33:09] bitchboi : sauce
[2023-09-24 21:33:17] bitchboi : on the legs thing
[2023-09-24 21:34:26] Rectile the reptile : i think bulls lost heir private keys again
[2023-09-24 21:34:35] Rectile the reptile : *their
[2023-09-24 21:34:41] bitchboi : looks like she's permanently wearing groucho marks glasses
[2023-09-24 21:34:49] bearologist : bitchboi: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FDvTivsNlb6ti8vNHsRWe79Pg6qvB4mU3w3-t-LcaLRQ.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D638bfac446183109769f2fbbf32f8eaaf73aae9d
[2023-09-24 21:35:18] bitchboi : does she really have that many tats?
[2023-09-24 21:35:19] bitchboi : lol
[2023-09-24 21:35:24] bearologist : bitchboi: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/11/17/13/64647477-11437361-Bankman_Fried_s_ex_girlfriend_Caroline_Ellison_when_she_appeared-a-3_1668691331450.jpg
[2023-09-24 21:35:26] bitchboi : them thangs thangin tho
[2023-09-24 21:35:45] bearologist : bitchboi: She has more tats... ;)
[2023-09-24 21:35:51] bitchboi : nah her legs look like they were made in a hurry
[2023-09-24 21:36:09] bitchboi : god be making just anybody nowadays
[2023-09-24 21:36:14] bearologist : Bankman on upperthigh
[2023-09-24 21:36:25] BAM Trading : bearologist: that meme is fake, right?
[2023-09-24 21:36:36] bearologist : Imagine @bitchboi all the sperm that got left behind
[2023-09-24 21:36:44] bearologist : How that would've looked
[2023-09-24 21:36:46] bearologist : :kek:
[2023-09-24 21:37:00] bearologist : If this was the apex one then uh
[2023-09-24 21:37:07] bearologist : Best keep away from the repro.
[2023-09-24 21:37:42] bitchboi : looks like she always smells like spoiled cabbage and wrinkly prunes
[2023-09-24 21:37:50] bearologist : I'd so do her though
[2023-09-24 21:37:55] bearologist : Like out of curiousity
[2023-09-24 21:37:58] bearologist : Feel me
[2023-09-24 21:38:02] bitchboi : ew man have some self-respect
[2023-09-24 21:38:32] bearologist : Buck-tooth lookin' ass cabbage dealer
[2023-09-24 21:38:37] bitchboi : i'd rather get the cheap tranny hooker i keep in my phone in case i have one day left to live
[2023-09-24 21:38:40] bearologist : BRO
[2023-09-24 21:38:45] bearologist : It'd make cool stories no
[2023-09-24 21:39:03] bearologist : And it's been a while man
[2023-09-24 21:39:09] bearologist : Wife side eyeing me past months
[2023-09-24 21:39:26] bitchboi : you're married?
[2023-09-24 21:39:27] bitchboi : RIP
[2023-09-24 21:39:37] bearologist : I think so
[2023-09-24 21:39:44] bearologist : Shrodinger's marriage at this point
[2023-09-24 21:39:56] bearologist : Luckily I'm legally blind
[2023-09-24 21:40:00] bearologist : So I don't see the issue
[2023-09-24 21:40:12] bitchboi : bro you're actually blind?
[2023-09-24 21:40:15] bitchboi : and you trade?
[2023-09-24 21:40:23] bitchboi : lol mao
[2023-09-24 21:40:24] bearologist : I've been told
[2023-09-24 21:40:34] bearologist : I can't imagine seeing
[2023-09-24 21:40:38] bearologist : So it's all the sames to me
[2023-09-24 21:40:50] bitchboi : "hey siri yolo my whole account into xbtusd, no stop. I'm feeling frisky tonight."
[2023-09-24 21:40:53] bearologist : *THIS IS THE CRAZIEST MOVEMENT I EVER DONE SEEN*
[2023-09-24 21:41:06] bearologist : Siri google bob ross
[2023-09-24 21:41:11] bearologist : "Triger stop loss sir?"
[2023-09-24 21:41:55] bitchboi : now i wonder, cuz even if you are LARPing i'm intrigued as to how a blind trader would work
[2023-09-24 21:42:00] bearologist : But ye I don't see well at all and use text input which is delayed on tick level which gives disadvantage
[2023-09-24 21:42:02] bitchboi : is there braille charting?
[2023-09-24 21:42:36] bearologist : It can give signals on price points or you get a braille machine yes
[2023-09-24 21:42:44] bearologist : Giving chart on braille on timeframe selection
[2023-09-24 21:42:57] bearologist : It's not a joke
[2023-09-24 21:43:00] bitchboi : i don't think you're larping though, you brought it up without me prompting it and haven't really mentioned it offhand
[2023-09-24 21:44:03] bitchboi : text to speech has to drive you crazy though
[2023-09-24 21:44:03] bearologist : Is it doing any ting
[2023-09-24 21:44:24] bearologist : No it's a hot voice
[2023-09-24 21:44:32] bitchboi : nah your position is in profit barely, but i'm feeling flat
[2023-09-24 21:44:39] bluemaster : bearologist: don;t offend my Alameda girl Caroline ,she taught me how to use stop losses and risk management
[2023-09-24 21:44:45] bitchboi : still slightly bullish
[2023-09-24 21:44:57] bluemaster : /position xbtu23 ``` :bitmex: XBTU23: 195,200 USD @ 29505.9233 ```
[2023-09-24 21:44:59] bluemaster : /position xbtz23 ``` :bitmex: XBTZ23: 183,400 USD @ 29911.7305 ```
[2023-09-24 21:45:00] bearologist : bluemaster: how's the fees been the past months
[2023-09-24 21:45:03] bluemaster : /position xbteur ``` :bitmex: XBTEUR: 194,500 EUR @ 26866.9147 ```
[2023-09-24 21:45:33] bluemaster : bearologist: free money 😝
[2023-09-24 21:45:35] bitchboi : bro Microsoft Sonia sounds so hot
[2023-09-24 21:45:52] bearologist : bluemaster: Something is off with your position
[2023-09-24 21:46:32] bluemaster : bearologist: secret is don;t look at chart ,use only troll box
[2023-09-24 21:46:35] bearologist : I mean if you really expected a jump, a close would make no difference and you'd be better off % wise
[2023-09-24 21:47:01] bearologist : Now if it does go to 30 you mitigate your profits, probably close short, and it dumps again repeating process
[2023-09-24 21:47:05] bitchboi : bluemaster: based trading strategy considering like 16 users use the TB
[2023-09-24 21:47:08] bearologist : until you're rinsed or mess up
[2023-09-24 21:47:24] bearologist : I'd have taken my retirement and sold the biz
[2023-09-24 21:47:28] bearologist : :pepe:
[2023-09-24 21:47:42] bitchboi : how old are you @bearologist
[2023-09-24 21:47:48] bitchboi : i'm 30 just to be fair
[2023-09-24 21:47:53] bearologist : 26
[2023-09-24 21:48:06] bearologist : Many many years left sir
[2023-09-24 21:48:09] bitchboi : lol u sound like an old man tho
[2023-09-24 21:48:10] bearologist : 2 at least
[2023-09-24 21:48:20] bearologist : I have an old soul
[2023-09-24 21:48:21] bitchboi : with the being blind and hating your wife and stuff
[2023-09-24 21:48:23] bearologist : I hear it oftentimes
[2023-09-24 21:48:31] bearologist : Well
[2023-09-24 21:48:35] bearologist : Blind makes me not old
[2023-09-24 21:48:50] bearologist : Wife been with me for a bit
[2023-09-24 21:48:56] bearologist : She's my pidgeon in the sky
[2023-09-24 21:49:04] bearologist : My apple in me eye
[2023-09-24 21:49:09] bearologist : My muse!
[2023-09-24 21:49:27] bitchboi : what does she think about your trading hobby?
[2023-09-24 21:49:41] bitchboi : does she just chalk it up to "boys will be boys?"
[2023-09-24 21:50:19] bearologist : She thinks my impairment might give me a slight edge but the time / profit ratio is disadvantageous to the relationship at the current rate
[2023-09-24 21:50:26] bearologist : I disagree and shrug it off ser
[2023-09-24 21:50:48] bitchboi : hell yeah women don't understand
[2023-09-24 21:51:10] bluemaster : xbtu23 expire in 5 days made fuck all holding to expire
[2023-09-24 21:51:16] bluemaster : /pnl xbtu23 ``` :bitmex: XBTU23: 1.4781 XBT RPNL, -1.2952 XBT UPNL ```
[2023-09-24 21:51:28] bitchboi : for men legacy is on the line, respect, honor and immortality awaits if we just crack the code and become a competent trader
[2023-09-24 21:51:54] bearologist : Ye I just wanna invest in some stuff I envisioned
[2023-09-24 21:52:01] bearologist : And I'll be happy meal
[2023-09-24 21:52:34] bitchboi : i just want my dad to love me and buy him a boat and to be daddy's special little boy not sad failson embarrassment.
[2023-09-24 21:52:50] bearologist : then do what you love
[2023-09-24 21:52:58] bearologist : and love will be returned
[2023-09-24 21:53:37] bluemaster : marker trader just to watch this done
[2023-09-24 21:53:48] bluemaster : /position xbth24 ``` :bitmex: XBTH24: 100 USD @ 27041 ```
[2023-09-24 21:53:54] bitchboi : 100x here to earn my father's respect and admiration
[2023-09-24 21:54:13] bitchboi : bluemaster: nice one
[2023-09-24 21:54:25] bluemaster : /position xbtu23 ``` :bitmex: XBTU23: 195,200 USD @ 29505.9233 ```
[2023-09-24 21:54:27] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 37,500 USD @ 26445.3718 ```
[2023-09-24 21:54:27] bluemaster : /position xbtz23 ``` :bitmex: XBTZ23: 183,400 USD @ 29911.7305 ```
[2023-09-24 21:54:43] bluemaster : /position xbth24 ``` :bitmex: XBTH24: 100 USD @ 27041 ```
[2023-09-24 21:54:44] bearologist : Very high positions sir
[2023-09-24 21:54:52] bearologist : Might want to talk to front desk lady and inquire
[2023-09-24 21:55:07] bluemaster : bearologist: just watching premium on it
[2023-09-24 21:55:14] M_.Bitcoin : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 200 USD @ 26565.5 ```
[2023-09-24 21:55:17] M_.Bitcoin : all glory to longs
[2023-09-24 21:55:26] bearologist : A premium
[2023-09-24 21:55:34] bearologist : mmm
[2023-09-24 21:56:49] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 38,500 USD @ 26446.9105 ```
[2023-09-24 21:57:00] bearologist : If I reach 40 keks and it doesn't punish it's confirmed bullish :bog:
[2023-09-24 21:57:15] bluemaster : /position xbtusd I hope we dump today little bit to let me out of this one ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -455,100 USD @ 26987.7125 ```
[2023-09-24 21:57:51] bearologist : bluemaster: wow 455 keks in the minus hope ur ok sir best wishes
[2023-09-24 21:59:00] bluemaster : bearologist: when they want to steal my xbtu23 profit they have to pay double that if dump happen
[2023-09-24 21:59:45] bearologist : bluemaster: I could if you let me behind the trading terminal
[2023-09-24 21:59:50] bitchboi : don't worry bluemaster is always hedged tf up
[2023-09-24 21:59:59] bitchboi : he's just making funding hand over fist
[2023-09-24 22:00:20] bearologist : bitchboi: Hedging is like betting red and black on loop
[2023-09-24 22:01:25] bitchboi : not really unless the house is giving you some of the rake
[2023-09-24 22:01:50] bitchboi : funding = rakeback
[2023-09-24 22:02:07] bearologist : If he's 50/50 how is he getting positive % funding
[2023-09-24 22:02:15] bearologist : It pays eachother
[2023-09-24 22:02:33] bluemaster : bearologist: look xbteur founding
[2023-09-24 22:02:38] bitchboi : nah bro you take the opposite position on the futures which don't pay funding
[2023-09-24 22:02:42] bluemaster : /position xbteur ``` :bitmex: XBTEUR: 194,500 EUR @ 26866.9147 ```
[2023-09-24 22:03:08] bitchboi : the futures haven't had a really noticeable premium or discount so it's fair
[2023-09-24 22:03:59] bitchboi : i remember the days in the runup to 20k the futures contracts all had over 1k premium and ofc people lost their shirts trying to make funding which was also high asf
[2023-09-24 22:04:26] bearologist : At my exposure I really shouldn't have to mind funding
[2023-09-24 22:04:35] bearologist : I do know longs paid shorts almost every day from the top
[2023-09-24 22:04:40] bearologist : to like 47k
[2023-09-24 22:04:57] bearologist : Idk where to find that data
[2023-09-24 22:05:00] Atlemos : DFI usd thetter looks pretty bad
[2023-09-24 22:05:48] bitchboi : bearologist: there's probably a website out there that goes into detail, i don't pay mind to funding most of the time
[2023-09-24 22:06:05] bitchboi : it hasn't been extortionate in a while
[2023-09-24 22:17:48] bitchboi : moon plz
[2023-09-24 22:20:42] 4-4-2 : Sail to the moon
[2023-09-24 22:21:37] MrBritcoin : next funding looks good
[2023-09-24 22:23:48] Dr.LongBear : send it to the ultra moon
[2023-09-24 22:23:50] bearologist : It's gonna punish me
[2023-09-24 22:23:54] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 26449.1489 ```
[2023-09-24 22:24:07] bitchboi : bearologist: have faith brother
[2023-09-24 22:24:33] 4-4-2 : MrBritcoin: who pays who?
[2023-09-24 22:24:47] bearologist : 4-4-2: customer pay exchange
[2023-09-24 22:24:50] bluemaster : https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1705839483768156240
[2023-09-24 22:24:53] MrBritcoin : bears pay longs
[2023-09-24 22:25:25] MrBritcoin : next round
[2023-09-24 22:25:30] bitchboi : finally
[2023-09-24 22:25:41] MrBritcoin : but this round longs pay bears
[2023-09-24 22:26:01] bearologist : Is it doing any ting
[2023-09-24 22:26:05] bitchboi : no
[2023-09-24 22:26:10] 4-4-2 : I see...... Said the blind man.
[2023-09-24 22:26:17] bearologist : I see
[2023-09-24 22:26:26] bitchboi : we have some dude with a 30mil bankroll just pinning the order book
[2023-09-24 22:26:33] bearologist : 30 is fine
[2023-09-24 22:26:38] bearologist : tell me if it gets to 31
[2023-09-24 22:26:42] Rectile the reptile : bullrun t minus 16k fully ongoing
[2023-09-24 22:27:14] 4-4-2 : Rectile the reptile: im going to miss that invaluable insight
[2023-09-24 22:27:27] bearologist : In order for it to go to 100k
[2023-09-24 22:27:30] bearologist : Price has to go up
[2023-09-24 22:27:33] MrBritcoin : if you hover over the funding it shows next round
[2023-09-24 22:27:34] bitchboi : bearologist: well the hidden order is of course hidden, but i saw he just filled 36 million 28 minutes ago at 506
[2023-09-24 22:27:47] Rectile the reptile : bearologist: bullrun to minus 16k
[2023-09-24 22:27:57] bearologist : bitchboi: Aren't they all hidden
[2023-09-24 22:28:01] bearologist : Who's seeing this
[2023-09-24 22:28:17] bearologist : I can't believe what I'm seeing
[2023-09-24 22:28:33] Rectile the reptile : hidden bearrun
[2023-09-24 22:28:33] bitchboi : bearologist: lol no bro you can see the orderbook but bitmex lets you hide your massive orders if you prefer
[2023-09-24 22:28:47] bearologist : I prefer to hide my massive 40 keks order
[2023-09-24 22:28:52] bearologist : post order
[2023-09-24 22:28:59] bearologist : MODS
[2023-09-24 22:29:07] bitchboi : bearologist: can't do hidden and post-only it's either or
[2023-09-24 22:29:31] bitchboi : ok bear trap activated time to muuun
[2023-09-24 22:29:38] bearologist : Make-a-fee 2 much 4 me
[2023-09-24 22:29:50] bearologist : Get me out the slums bitmex
[2023-09-24 22:30:28] bitchboi : damn bitmex can a nigga get a dollar
[2023-09-24 22:30:53] bitchboi : :arthur: can't catch a break
[2023-09-24 22:30:57] bearologist : HEYO
[2023-09-24 22:31:07] bearologist : Price solid like *ARTHURIUM*
[2023-09-24 22:31:08] Rectile the reptile : k run to 1k
[2023-09-24 22:31:31] bearologist : Did you know anyone can be a CEO these days
[2023-09-24 22:31:47] Rectile the reptile : bearologist: except bulls
[2023-09-24 22:31:56] bearologist : I can have a local zoo animal become legal CEO
[2023-09-24 22:32:10] Rectile the reptile : apes are ceo of bulls
[2023-09-24 22:32:30] bearologist : They get paid the most
[2023-09-24 22:32:38] bearologist : becuz they take the hit
[2023-09-24 22:32:40] Rectile the reptile : bears are ceo of apes
[2023-09-24 22:32:53] bearologist : :bog: 'ello? It's not me
[2023-09-24 22:33:02] bearologist : :bog: He secret sold?
[2023-09-24 22:34:58] Rectile the reptile : minus 16k
[2023-09-24 22:36:45] Rectile the reptile : 1k end of christmas
[2023-09-24 22:36:57] bearologist : 100k x-mas
[2023-09-24 22:37:03] Rectile the reptile : 1k
[2023-09-24 22:37:09] bearologist : 100k x-mas
[2023-09-24 22:37:12] Dericius : Do I get liquidated at index or exchange price?
[2023-09-24 22:37:25] DogeX : :doge:
[2023-09-24 22:37:27] Rectile the reptile : hahahahaha :Arthur:
[2023-09-24 22:37:28] bearologist : Dericius: whichever hits first
[2023-09-24 22:37:34] bearologist : No it's index lol
[2023-09-24 22:37:42] Dericius : Ty @bearologist
[2023-09-24 22:38:33] bearologist : 100k x-mas or I will pack myself some ting sadge :pepe:
[2023-09-24 22:39:01] Rectile the reptile : 100% chance of 1k
[2023-09-24 22:39:05] bearologist : *"Worlds' worst trader mug acquired"*
[2023-09-24 22:39:09] Rectile the reptile : 0% chance 100k
[2023-09-24 22:39:17] bearologist : 1k keks
[2023-09-24 22:39:28] Rectile the reptile : 1k is the top
[2023-09-24 22:39:32] bearologist : checkmate
[2023-09-24 22:39:38] bearologist : 1k KEKS SIR NO LESS
[2023-09-24 22:41:26] Rectile the reptile : btc never above 69k in 22. th century
[2023-09-24 22:42:11] Rectile the reptile : mc donalds to 1 million
[2023-09-24 22:42:25] Rectile the reptile : 🍟
[2023-09-24 22:42:51] bearologist : 😠
[2023-09-24 22:43:02] bearologist : 😠 @Rectile the reptile
[2023-09-24 22:43:25] bearologist : Not a single word from me anymore
[2023-09-24 22:43:27] bearologist : Very angery
[2023-09-24 22:43:31] bearologist : 😠
[2023-09-24 22:43:53] Rectile the reptile : bearologist: 🍦?
[2023-09-24 22:44:13] Rectile the reptile : :arthur:
[2023-09-24 22:44:40] Dessos : bitchboi: do you even chart bro? >https://twitter.com/StanislavDessos/status/1143974566898884610/photo/1
[2023-09-24 22:45:21] bearologist : 😠
[2023-09-24 22:46:47] MrBritcoin : Dessos: what the fack is that lol 😂
[2023-09-24 22:48:28] bearologist : Dessos: This one at least is readable https://twitter.com/StanislavDessos/status/1143969560019775491/photo/1
[2023-09-24 22:48:37] g1-110 : gn
[2023-09-24 22:49:03] bearologist : Good Knight
[2023-09-24 22:49:21] bearologist : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 26449.1489 ```
[2023-09-24 22:49:25] bearologist : Am I rich yet?
[2023-09-24 22:52:40] bearologist : Massive bullish Fibonacci ciabatta on the 1s PERP
[2023-09-24 22:53:32] Joeyy132 : bearologist: we going 25k this morning?
[2023-09-24 22:54:09] Joeyy132 : 25k Monday if we are still bullish
[2023-09-24 22:54:22] bearologist : Joeyy132: There is no we in I
[2023-09-24 22:54:35] bearologist : I am going to 69 keks sir
[2023-09-24 22:55:12] Joeyy132 : 69k in 2024
[2023-09-24 22:55:32] Joeyy132 : If ever
[2023-09-24 22:55:54] bearologist : Ever is a long time