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[2023-08-10 18:59:38] Joeyy132 : Will hold to sub 15k
[2023-08-10 18:59:49] Joeyy132 : Only way I fuck up is cashing out early
[2023-08-10 19:00:00] Joeyy132 : no chance of liq or loss
[2023-08-10 19:00:06] Joeyy132 : Only too little profit
[2023-08-10 19:00:38] Joeyy132 : And I will add around 25k if I can find the balls
[2023-08-10 19:00:49] Joeyy132 : We will see
[2023-08-10 19:01:27] Joeyy132 : 100% pump already came so now 50% dump slow or fast I don’t mind fast is better tho
[2023-08-10 19:02:38] Joeyy132 : Only reason it’s up here for so long is many people wisened up to the MM bullshit so they gotta shake as many shorts as possible and trap as much noob longs as possible at the same time
[2023-08-10 19:03:02] MoonStonks : it's fascinating that you think, based on historical data, the bullmarket is overweighted.
[2023-08-10 19:03:18] MoonStonks : I just think this discards pretty much all other historical data.
[2023-08-10 19:03:43] Joeyy132 : Many people shorted so they need to keep it up here waiting for them to exit as well as filling a bigger shar for themselves
[2023-08-10 19:04:09] Joeyy132 : Because too many people cannot be correct. And there no chance to go higher. So the mm must be patient
[2023-08-10 19:04:23] Joeyy132 : this game frustrates even the MM, sometimes
[2023-08-10 19:04:28] MoonStonks : Too many people cannot be correct?
[2023-08-10 19:04:40] Joeyy132 : MoonStonks: yes
[2023-08-10 19:05:04] Joeyy132 : If lots of people make the correct trade, they need to shake as many out as possible before they let it happen
[2023-08-10 19:05:33] Joeyy132 : I’m talking about amount of people, not size of oositions
[2023-08-10 19:06:05] Joeyy132 : But obv more people would suggest bigger size but not always
[2023-08-10 19:06:20] MoonStonks : So you think that there are too many long term, giga shorts, probably from retail (whales are taking long postions), while all the news is talking about the price going up?
[2023-08-10 19:06:38] Joeyy132 : Like 1 longer can be equal to 100 shorters or vide versa
[2023-08-10 19:07:04] Joeyy132 : MoonStonks: whales are nottaking long positions lol WTF
[2023-08-10 19:08:32] MoonStonks : https://ambcrypto.com/bitcoin-crosses-30k-yet-again-short-sellers-feel-the-burn/
[2023-08-10 19:08:50] MoonStonks : Small volume trades.
[2023-08-10 19:09:02] MoonStonks : So yeah, not long term.
[2023-08-10 19:09:20] DingaDinga : comeeeeoooon bulltarions
[2023-08-10 19:10:34] MoonStonks : but overall, sentiment on the chain is upwards.
[2023-08-10 19:11:51] DingaDinga : we are goin in for the kill
[2023-08-10 19:11:58] DingaDinga : we are doin it or the trill
[2023-08-10 19:12:27] Joeyy132 : Shirt term maybe we get 35k was my orignal target but it’s looking so unlikely now really it shod have come just to liq people who shorted the actuall top at 30k but it’s too weak now maybe at the start of a bearmarket we would have got that short squeeze but now we are deep into the bearmarket it can’t even do that. Reall really weak
[2023-08-10 19:12:30] DingaDinga : https://youtu.be/SgmACRru3oE
[2023-08-10 19:12:30] Joeyy132 : MoonStonks:
[2023-08-10 19:13:06] Joeyy132 : Which is why I say capitulation around the corner
[2023-08-10 19:13:28] DingaDinga : ive been watching the start lately and..
[2023-08-10 19:13:29] Joeyy132 : bearmarket almost over but we can still range for years once it’s over
[2023-08-10 19:13:38] DingaDinga : i hope it goes down only yo buy is cheaper
[2023-08-10 19:14:08] NasQk : lot of new crypto are hard pumping i think its bull market
[2023-08-10 19:14:17] Joeyy132 : Or we could go straight bull but either way we are close to the end of the bear and what happens at the end of a bear is capitulation
[2023-08-10 19:14:20] DingaDinga : https://youtu.be/qWLhYu_CLE8
[2023-08-10 19:14:29] Joeyy132 : NasQk: yes that’s what they want you to think
[2023-08-10 19:14:40] NasQk : :pepe:
[2023-08-10 19:14:52] Joeyy132 : NasQk: same happened in 2018
[2023-08-10 19:15:07] Dr.LongBear : Long 1x now and you have 50% chances of 4 or 5x in 1 year
[2023-08-10 19:15:09] DingaDinga : less party like rockstar maddafucks
[2023-08-10 19:15:10] Dr.LongBear : The math is simple
[2023-08-10 19:15:19] NasQk : Joeyy132: i know but maybe this time is different
[2023-08-10 19:15:32] Joeyy132 : NasQk: lol you know thats a meme right
[2023-08-10 19:15:56] NasQk : yeah haha
[2023-08-10 19:16:14] DingaDinga : imagine bitcoin crossing 30k on the 30 th of august
[2023-08-10 19:16:42] NasQk : yeah imagine 31 on the 31th 32 on the 32th 33 on the 33th
[2023-08-10 19:16:45] NasQk : its would be amazing
[2023-08-10 19:17:03] DingaDinga : thwat woult be a dailhy moving averag
[2023-08-10 19:17:13] NasQk : 😂
[2023-08-10 19:17:13] Joeyy132 : Dickheads who bought above 30k during the bullmarket still hodling thier spot bags lol even dickheads who bought above 50k and aped into alts still hodling with HOPE
[2023-08-10 19:17:32] Joeyy132 : hilarious and confirmation bear not over yet
[2023-08-10 19:17:33] NasQk : so we need to kill them ?
[2023-08-10 19:17:40] Joeyy132 : NasQk: ye
[2023-08-10 19:17:56] DingaDinga : if there would only be a 50th day in the month bro
[2023-08-10 19:17:57] NasQk : sad i don't have data that who is still holding from top ect
[2023-08-10 19:18:01] Joeyy132 : Only sub 10 buyers should be left
[2023-08-10 19:18:24] DingaDinga : bitcoin would make 50k next years august
[2023-08-10 19:18:26] Joeyy132 : Anyone who first got into crypto above 10k and still hodling deserves to take losses first
[2023-08-10 19:18:45] NasQk : lol
[2023-08-10 19:18:49] NasQk : 9k btc is impossible
[2023-08-10 19:18:57] Joeyy132 : Because if u got in after 10k you are very late
[2023-08-10 19:19:02] Joeyy132 : As it stands
[2023-08-10 19:19:37] Joeyy132 : NasQk: not impossible at all bro it can happen tomorrow you should know
[2023-08-10 19:19:57] Joeyy132 : A few whales fat finger at the same time and it’s there
[2023-08-10 19:20:03] Joeyy132 : Or binance go down
[2023-08-10 19:20:08] Joeyy132 : so many scenarios
[2023-08-10 19:20:17] Joeyy132 : I gtg be safe all
[2023-08-10 19:21:39] Luke Short : Joeyy132: goodbye
[2023-08-10 19:26:01] klopgd : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 29230 ```
[2023-08-10 19:27:54] klopgd : /since ``` :bitmex: klopgd has been on BitMEX since Mar 9, 2018. ```
[2023-08-10 19:27:57] klopgd : (((
[2023-08-10 19:30:38] NasQk : Joeyy132: bye
[2023-08-10 19:38:18] wassa_wassa_bitconee : About to freefall
[2023-08-10 19:38:28] wassa_wassa_bitconee : 28k
[2023-08-10 19:40:02] Luke Short : /position seiusdtq23 ``` :bitmex: SEIUSDTQ23: 11,490 SEI @ 0.213878 ```
[2023-08-10 19:40:04] Luke Short : /since ``` :bitmex: Luke Short has been on BitMEX since Mar 29, 2018. ```
[2023-08-10 19:44:20] Jojey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 151,000 USD @ 29240.5356 ```
[2023-08-10 19:53:22] magicaltux : omg i love bmex
[2023-08-10 19:54:56] elChisoso : Who is longing the bear market?
[2023-08-10 19:57:44] RealBawlOfLasagna : elChisoso: 46k from here in under an hour. **UTRAKEK**
[2023-08-10 19:57:58] elChisoso : RealBawlOfLasagna: It is written in the infamous rocket mate.
[2023-08-10 19:58:14] elChisoso : I do not believe in rockets, only rackets.
[2023-08-10 19:58:51] RealBawlOfLasagna : elChisoso: Anything that can fit one bull's ass
[2023-08-10 19:59:12] elChisoso : RealBawlOfLasagna: Ever tried hitting a bulls ass with a racket? Exciting is what it is.
[2023-08-10 19:59:38] elChisoso : First they jump, then they run around angry like lost hens.
[2023-08-10 20:01:07] RealBawlOfLasagna : elChisoso: Might be funny, after all, the cattle killshot is still one of my favorite videos. Seeing them hovering for a split second after a shot doesn't fail to make me laugh. **KEK**
[2023-08-10 20:01:55] elChisoso : RealBawlOfLasagna: There is thing about comedy. The only purpose is to make the receiver of the joke to laugh. This aint no different.
[2023-08-10 20:02:13] elChisoso : I would call it the same same.
[2023-08-10 20:17:24] migozelaaa : LON HERE, SHORT 46K
[2023-08-10 20:17:38] migozelaaa : 🚀🚀🚀
[2023-08-10 20:18:38] Jojey : /position xbtusd 🤝 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 151,000 USD @ 29240.5356 ```
[2023-08-10 20:19:49] Jojey : I will sell 48k to by some pulsedoge 😋
[2023-08-10 20:19:50] WinstonChurchill : Jojey: rekt
[2023-08-10 20:20:10] WinstonChurchill : /position solusd ``` :bitmex: SOLUSD: 12,000 Cont @ 24.85 ```
[2023-08-10 20:20:31] Jojey : Sol has bugs
[2023-08-10 20:20:38] WinstonChurchill : Jojey: NOOB
[2023-08-10 20:23:25] Jojey : Noob make markets too
[2023-08-10 20:25:04] WinstonChurchill : Jojey: 🚽🪠
[2023-08-10 20:44:50] clarknova : Wow this isn't fun at all
[2023-08-10 20:44:59] WinstonChurchill : clarknova: The fun will begin soon
[2023-08-10 20:44:59] clarknova : CPI my arse
[2023-08-10 20:45:14] clarknova : WinstonChurchill: I can't wait...
[2023-08-10 20:46:03] WinstonChurchill : clarknova: https://www.tradingview.com/x/BlfdTMxs/
[2023-08-10 20:46:06] WinstonChurchill : solana to 40$+
[2023-08-10 20:46:11] WinstonChurchill : BTC 38k
[2023-08-10 20:46:28] clarknova : WinstonChurchill: I'd like that :)
[2023-08-10 20:47:07] clarknova : WinstonChurchill: 30$ huuuuge res
[2023-08-10 20:47:12] Atlemos : Where is rektum sause? we need to lube this up
[2023-08-10 20:47:17] WinstonChurchill : clarknova: wick to 38$ then dump hehe
[2023-08-10 20:47:22] Dr.LongBear : MEGA SEND INC
[2023-08-10 20:47:28] Dr.LongBear : BE READY FOR THE LAUNCH
[2023-08-10 20:47:31] Dr.LongBear : :bitcoin::bitcoin::bitcoin:
[2023-08-10 20:50:35] clarknova : meanwhile, boringland and nothing burger since six f*cking months
[2023-08-10 20:50:58] WinstonChurchill : lol that weekly wick
[2023-08-10 20:51:02] WinstonChurchill : ouch
[2023-08-10 20:51:28] WinstonChurchill : the 3day :Arthur:
[2023-08-10 20:53:26] WinstonChurchill : darthmaul on monthly
[2023-08-10 20:57:03] Atlemos : clarknova: +1
[2023-08-10 20:57:36] WinstonChurchill : Atlemos: -1
[2023-08-10 21:00:40] migozelaaa : LONG HERE, SHORT 46K
[2023-08-10 21:03:33] WinstonChurchill : migozelaaa: rekt
[2023-08-10 21:03:42] WinstonChurchill : SHORT HERE NOW!
[2023-08-10 21:03:45] WinstonChurchill : 22.000$
[2023-08-10 21:03:46] migozelaaa : WinstonChurchill: noob
[2023-08-10 21:03:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CYBERUSDTQ23`: Buy 97440 CYBER @ 3.1 ($NaN) - Up only!
[2023-08-10 21:04:07] migozelaaa : Thanks Ronnie
[2023-08-10 21:04:16] WinstonChurchill : 22.000$ -> 16.800$ -> 100$ -> 103$ -> 0$
[2023-08-10 21:04:53] WinstonChurchill : BMEX +18% TIME TO SHORT !
[2023-08-10 21:05:50] migozelaaa : WinstonChurchill: I'm sure you also believe that the earth is flat.
[2023-08-10 21:05:58] Jojey : Shorting in bull market
[2023-08-10 21:06:24] WinstonChurchill : /position bmexusd ``` :bitmex: BMEXUSD: -1,400 Cont @ 0.37 ```
[2023-08-10 21:06:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CYBERUSDTQ23`: Buy 80 CYBER @ 3.1815 ($NaN) - well played..
[2023-08-10 21:07:32] WinstonChurchill : BMEX will never see the light of the day again
[2023-08-10 21:07:47] WinstonChurchill : shorting it all the way to 0$
[2023-08-10 21:07:56] migozelaaa : WinstonChurchill: 34k > 46k > 61k > 120k
[2023-08-10 21:08:16] WinstonChurchill : migozelaaa: 34k > 4.6k -> 6.1k -> 0.12k *
[2023-08-10 21:09:02] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: dude I just bought 345k bmex. It can’t go down now…
[2023-08-10 21:09:27] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: Time to hop off the testnet account, sir, and face reality.
[2023-08-10 21:09:36] WinstonChurchill : Bmex is a poopcoin
[2023-08-10 21:13:06] WinstonChurchill : https://www.tradingview.com/x/PnwMlcA1
[2023-08-10 21:14:30] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: well all the fee discount and staking reqards it has been giving me combined almost made me a milllionaire
[2023-08-10 21:14:47] TROLL432 : Pepe look like very bullish
[2023-08-10 21:15:01] Jobby : *staking rewards
[2023-08-10 21:15:09] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: a million rupees perhaps, sir.
[2023-08-10 21:15:32] Jobby : /pnl xbtusd @WinstonChurchill ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 31.0276 XBT RPNL, -0.4361 XBT UPNL ```
[2023-08-10 21:15:33] WinstonChurchill : TROLL432: I put 3k in last month
[2023-08-10 21:15:43] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: rekt
[2023-08-10 21:16:00] WinstonChurchill : /pnl solusd ``` :bitmex: SOLUSD: -0.0007 XBT RPNL, -0.0026 XBT UPNL ```
[2023-08-10 21:16:29] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: why dont you just put that in the bank and earn off the interest, sir.
[2023-08-10 21:17:02] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: staking rewards on bmex are higher than interest
[2023-08-10 21:17:09] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: why do you think they are high
[2023-08-10 21:17:12] Luke Short : WinstonChurchill: You get interest on your savings???
[2023-08-10 21:17:35] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: because banks don’t fund crypto exchanges
[2023-08-10 21:17:38] WinstonChurchill : Luke Short: my friend earns around 12k a year off his 700k in the bank
[2023-08-10 21:17:56] Jobby : Becauee they are jeopardizing the banks position
[2023-08-10 21:18:11] Luke Short : WinstonChurchill: that's far less then inflation but at least something. noice
[2023-08-10 21:18:18] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: staking BMEX implies buying BMEX, and BMEX is going to sht
[2023-08-10 21:18:35] WinstonChurchill : Luke Short: yeah he lives extremely comfortable in spain lol
[2023-08-10 21:19:19] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: tons of institutions here in frankfurt are slowly integrating crypto in their exchanges
[2023-08-10 21:19:25] WinstonChurchill : pretty cool
[2023-08-10 21:19:51] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: lol, no way. Bmex is going stronger and stronger . The market cap is still very low, the use cases are not all utilized. Bitmex is an exchange that survived all crypto bear markets
[2023-08-10 21:20:57] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: time will tell
[2023-08-10 21:23:20] WinstonChurchill : BMEX NEW LOW SOON!
[2023-08-10 21:23:21] WinstonChurchill : https://www.tradingview.com/x/5wWSrBJp/
[2023-08-10 21:24:33] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: anything happening in Germany is worthless, there IT/tech universities are terrible
[2023-08-10 21:24:52] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: kek
[2023-08-10 21:24:58] WinstonChurchill : absolutely not
[2023-08-10 21:25:14] WinstonChurchill : The immigrants are the only terrible thing happening here
[2023-08-10 21:25:29] Jobby : I worked with German developers from Allgeier, they are awfull
[2023-08-10 21:25:44] WinstonChurchill : the german infrastructure stands far superior to many othe
[2023-08-10 21:25:52] WinstonChurchill : we have discipline
[2023-08-10 21:25:56] WinstonChurchill : and order
[2023-08-10 21:26:09] Dr.LongBear : And good cars
[2023-08-10 21:26:14] Dr.LongBear : good engines
[2023-08-10 21:26:17] Jobby : If I was in Germany I would outsource all development to Poland or other central european countries
[2023-08-10 21:26:23] WinstonChurchill : lol
[2023-08-10 21:26:30] WinstonChurchill : Find good developers then
[2023-08-10 21:26:40] WinstonChurchill : There's plenty
[2023-08-10 21:27:32] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: Where are you living now?
[2023-08-10 21:27:53] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: serious? Inlive close to the border in the Netherlands. As soon as I cross the border the highway has maintenance every 2km and if there’s no maintenance there are holes in the road
[2023-08-10 21:28:08] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: Natuurlijk een nederlander
[2023-08-10 21:28:09] WinstonChurchill : lol
[2023-08-10 21:28:11] WinstonChurchill : Ik wist het
[2023-08-10 21:28:17] Jobby : German cars are good though
[2023-08-10 21:29:05] WinstonChurchill : You're the first one to shittalk the "Autobahn"
[2023-08-10 21:29:19] WinstonChurchill : Stop spreading lies, sir.
[2023-08-10 21:29:32] WinstonChurchill : And maintenance is a good thing.
[2023-08-10 21:29:45] WinstonChurchill : It reflects improvement
[2023-08-10 21:29:49] WinstonChurchill : movement
[2023-08-10 21:30:40] SangFrais : Jobby: if development was outsourced to other countries the cars would be even worse, maybe you mean manufacturing which is very different from developing, and they are already being manufactured in other countries mostly
[2023-08-10 21:31:45] WinstonChurchill : The netherlands has a 100km/h speed limit on a 6 line highway :arthur:
[2023-08-10 21:31:57] SangFrais : and who the fck are you anyway, talking about mex going good, fcking joke, and saying anything in germany is worthless, fcking braindead
[2023-08-10 21:32:17] WinstonChurchill : SangFrais: +1000
[2023-08-10 21:33:22] Jobby : SangFrais: no I meant developers in the IT
[2023-08-10 21:33:43] MrBritcoin : NOOM: when cpi action lol
[2023-08-10 21:33:43] SangFrais : Jobby: you mean like SAP?
[2023-08-10 21:33:50] WinstonChurchill : MrBritcoin: next month
[2023-08-10 21:33:53] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: since we do consider the environment
[2023-08-10 21:34:06] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: ok good point
[2023-08-10 21:34:09] WinstonChurchill : that makes sense now
[2023-08-10 21:34:10] MrBritcoin : WinstonChurchill: 10th today aint it
[2023-08-10 21:34:16] WinstonChurchill : never thought of that lol
[2023-08-10 21:34:27] Jobby : SangFrais: like any finntexh, SAP, .net, Java developers
[2023-08-10 21:34:48] MrBritcoin : WinstonChurchill: looks like a weekend scam wick brewing then
[2023-08-10 21:34:52] WinstonChurchill : MrBritcoin: the only number resembling the number 10 is the times of shts I took today, sir.
[2023-08-10 21:35:33] SangFrais : Jobby: so where are you from again
[2023-08-10 21:36:12] bnq : lol look at cyber orderbook
[2023-08-10 21:36:45] Jobby : SangFrais: i’m a habitant of the world haha, currently in Ibiza, last week in Barcelona and next week I still need to think about
[2023-08-10 21:36:47] WinstonChurchill : bnq: cyber order book?
[2023-08-10 21:36:59] bnq : cyberusdt
[2023-08-10 21:37:12] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: Come to my apartment in Frankfurt, sir. I'll bring some girls and drinks
[2023-08-10 21:37:17] SangFrais : Jobby: i said where are you from not where you do empty out trashcans for food
[2023-08-10 21:38:41] Jobby : You want to trashyalk about the Netherlands?
[2023-08-10 21:39:18] Jobby : tiny country but so much nicer than Germany. Germans go on vacation in the Netherlands
[2023-08-10 21:39:30] WinstonChurchill : Define nicer
[2023-08-10 21:39:46] WinstonChurchill : its more the other way around lol, many dutchies come to germany
[2023-08-10 21:40:17] Jobby : bnq: /pnl cyberusdtq23
[2023-08-10 21:40:28] Jobby : oh wait I don’t trade that
[2023-08-10 21:40:38] WinstonChurchill : you can'T mention your pnl when mentioning a name
[2023-08-10 21:40:42] WinstonChurchill : you have to do that seperately
[2023-08-10 21:40:57] SangFrais : Jobby: i wish people like you would just stick to your original name and stay muted
[2023-08-10 21:41:02] Jobby : No, my position was closed
[2023-08-10 21:41:06] WinstonChurchill : bnq: BUY ONLY!
[2023-08-10 21:41:22] Jobby : SangFrais: why do you wish that?
[2023-08-10 21:41:38] Jobby : You can mute me, it’s easy
[2023-08-10 21:41:56] Jobby : I have never changed my name
[2023-08-10 21:42:12] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: I was looking into getting into IT, any advice as to where to begin
[2023-08-10 21:42:28] SangFrais : Jobby: yeah you never changed your name like your mother was never a whore, nice story but look here's the evidence
[2023-08-10 21:42:29] WinstonChurchill : I like backend
[2023-08-10 21:42:50] SangFrais : boom
[2023-08-10 21:42:51] SangFrais : cya
[2023-08-10 21:43:20] WinstonChurchill : /position solusd when 300$ ``` :bitmex: SOLUSD: 12,000 Cont @ 24.85 ```
[2023-08-10 21:43:32] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: i was the CFO of an IT firm, I have a finance background myself
[2023-08-10 21:43:46] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: Yeah that's why I'm asking you, you seem like you know your craft
[2023-08-10 21:43:52] WinstonChurchill : if you don't mind
[2023-08-10 21:44:04] Jobby : No, I don’t no anything
[2023-08-10 21:44:11] WinstonChurchill : lol
[2023-08-10 21:44:42] WinstonChurchill : I see
[2023-08-10 21:50:04] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: So what do you do now? And why do you want to change to IT?
[2023-08-10 21:51:10] Jobby : Ps: why do people get ao offended in a trollbox…. It is a Trollbox after all
[2023-08-10 21:51:24] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: run a landscaping business and sell bicycles
[2023-08-10 21:51:47] WinstonChurchill : Automating information just sounds really cool idk and I'm still in my early 20s so why not
[2023-08-10 21:52:07] Green Ice : Howdy everyone
[2023-08-10 21:52:15] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: because you're dealing with human beings, sir. Also, the 1mil PNL hehe
[2023-08-10 21:53:45] WinstonChurchill : Green Ice: 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[2023-08-10 21:53:57] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: The hardest part is always keeping a little of the position open to not close it
[2023-08-10 21:54:28] Green Ice : Thanks Winston, my indicator tells me you are on the money
[2023-08-10 21:54:41] NOOM : MrBritcoin: don't now
[2023-08-10 21:54:51] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: whats the reason for not closing it entirely
[2023-08-10 21:55:01] WinstonChurchill : NOOM: 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[2023-08-10 21:55:38] NOOM : WinstonChurchill: :doge:
[2023-08-10 22:06:19] Dario2 : Jobby: so your 1 mil pnl is not from one but multiple positions, right?
[2023-08-10 22:06:29] Dario2 : Mike1 also used to do that :arthur:
[2023-08-10 22:10:34] Jobby : Dario2: one position
[2023-08-10 22:11:00] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: if you close it, the pnl goes back to zero
[2023-08-10 22:11:56] Jobby : I do this a lot but if you transit from short to long or long to ahort it sometimes closes the position
[2023-08-10 22:13:59] Jobby : It doesn’t really matter a lot ofcourse but I like to be able to see the profit from July 1
[2023-08-10 22:14:01] Dario2 : Jobby: i thought if you close it all except for a small amount, let’s say 100, the pnl won’t reset when you open a new position.
[2023-08-10 22:14:21] Jobby : Dario2: yes correct
[2023-08-10 22:15:23] Jobby : put also, if you are 1000 long and you short 2000, it stays open most of the times. Unles the taker of the order inly takes 1000 and than another taker takes the other half
[2023-08-10 22:15:34] Dario2 : is that why you don’t close it entirely?
[2023-08-10 22:15:43] Rectile the reptile : oh no not again 1k
[2023-08-10 22:16:34] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: ahh ok
[2023-08-10 22:16:35] Jobby : Dario2: I don’t really do it on purpose. But my position is nit a round figure and my orders are usually not
[2023-08-10 22:17:18] Jobby : My orders usually are round figures I meant
[2023-08-10 22:17:21] bnq : ARK etf release tomorrow, SEC approval or no?
[2023-08-10 22:17:29] Dario2 : Jobby: oh I see. Congratz on the profits btw 👍
[2023-08-10 22:18:03] Jobby : Dario2: rhanks, there’s also losses sometimes and even liquidations sometimes
[2023-08-10 22:18:35] Dario2 : Jobby: oh yeah of course. Part of the game
[2023-08-10 22:18:36] bnq : so 34k tomorrow when ARK gets etf
[2023-08-10 22:18:54] Rectile the reptile : sec approval btc is a k
[2023-08-10 22:19:00] Jobby : I had a profitable liquidation on cyber though
[2023-08-10 22:19:03] bnq : or 27k if not... ? haha :doge:
[2023-08-10 22:19:20] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: :ARthur:
[2023-08-10 22:19:27] WinstonChurchill : bnq: 10k
[2023-08-10 22:19:34] bnq : if it's a reject, the market will plunge, but then recover and then we see 38k instant bounce
[2023-08-10 22:19:37] Dario2 : Jobby: profitable liquidation? You were heding it?
[2023-08-10 22:20:19] bnq : etf don't matter, they will eventually get approved, it's just stop hunting at this point, etf money will take btc over 100k this year
[2023-08-10 22:20:41] bnq : at least 70k
[2023-08-10 22:20:56] bnq : then sideways until halving
[2023-08-10 22:21:04] WinstonChurchill : bnq: rekt
[2023-08-10 22:21:05] Dario2 : Jobby: hedging*
[2023-08-10 22:21:09] bnq : could hit 120k before halving tho
[2023-08-10 22:21:09] Jobby : No, I shortd from 4.4, than it went to 3.01 but there was no liquidity to close the position . So i removed margin from the position and it liquidated at 3.10
[2023-08-10 22:21:39] bnq : all the ihs targets could be hit
[2023-08-10 22:21:51] Dario2 : Jobby: hehe nice 😃
[2023-08-10 22:21:53] Jobby : which means effectively i closed it around 3.20 if you consifer the maintenance margin
[2023-08-10 22:22:07] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: how old are you, sir.
[2023-08-10 22:22:16] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: 41
[2023-08-10 22:22:23] WinstonChurchill : 41 and at ibiza?
[2023-08-10 22:22:24] WinstonChurchill : hehe
[2023-08-10 22:22:57] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: i’m divorced so I need to learn how to enjoy life again haha
[2023-08-10 22:23:04] WinstonChurchill : lolll
[2023-08-10 22:23:19] WinstonChurchill : Was it a painful one or a relieve one
[2023-08-10 22:23:36] clarknova : good question :)
[2023-08-10 22:23:37] Jobby : Both
[2023-08-10 22:23:41] WinstonChurchill : hmm
[2023-08-10 22:24:01] Jobby : It’s always painful, even if it’s a relieve
[2023-08-10 22:24:13] WinstonChurchill : How long were you together
[2023-08-10 22:24:21] Jobby : Lawyers are worse than wifes
[2023-08-10 22:24:33] WinstonChurchill : _prenup_
[2023-08-10 22:24:37] WinstonChurchill : did you sign it
[2023-08-10 22:25:00] Jobby : Yes, but still
[2023-08-10 22:25:07] WinstonChurchill : yeah well lawyers are like hardwired robots
[2023-08-10 22:25:16] WinstonChurchill : its a good thing they are
[2023-08-10 22:26:59] Jobby : We had a discussiob about a $50 photophrame thaty ex bought after we separated. I ended up pyong $25 to ny ex and another $2500 to the lawyer
[2023-08-10 22:27:26] clarknova : lol
[2023-08-10 22:27:45] WinstonChurchill : petty
[2023-08-10 22:28:19] WinstonChurchill : women ☕
[2023-08-10 22:28:31] WinstonChurchill : Def staying single for life
[2023-08-10 22:28:42] WinstonChurchill : women = liability
[2023-08-10 22:28:48] clarknova : WinstonChurchill: just don't get married
[2023-08-10 22:28:52] WinstonChurchill : also they like dicks and thats kinda gay
[2023-08-10 22:29:10] WinstonChurchill : clarknova: I will only marry you
[2023-08-10 22:29:24] WinstonChurchill : and I will NOT sign the prenuptial
[2023-08-10 22:29:26] clarknova : yeah women are defenitely gay
[2023-08-10 22:29:35] clarknova : WinstonChurchill: <3
[2023-08-10 22:29:40] WinstonChurchill : :arthur:
[2023-08-10 22:30:01] Jobby : With that logic I’m a lesbian
[2023-08-10 22:30:09] WinstonChurchill : :Arthur:
[2023-08-10 22:30:19] Dario2 : 🤣
[2023-08-10 22:30:33] clarknova : I've got a good story about that
[2023-08-10 22:30:51] MrBritcoin : want to see something funny
[2023-08-10 22:30:58] clarknova : I went to Montreal, 15 years ago with a lesbian friend of mine
[2023-08-10 22:31:26] clarknova : She told me "I gonna introduce you to all my friends, we gonna have so much fun"
[2023-08-10 22:32:01] clarknova : short story : no I didn't have fun at all. Lesbians didn't want to have sex with me... but
[2023-08-10 22:32:25] Jobby : They let you watch?
[2023-08-10 22:32:41] clarknova : at a party, I met two guys, talked with them and they explained to me that... they were LESBIANS !
[2023-08-10 22:32:51] clarknova : yes lesbian guys
[2023-08-10 22:33:28] clarknova : So I went to my friend and told her : "EUREKA ! I'm a lesbian boy now ! I can have sex with lesbians"
[2023-08-10 22:33:42] clarknova : but there is a catch she explained
[2023-08-10 22:34:04] clarknova : "lesbian guys can only sleep with other lesbian guys"
[2023-08-10 22:34:22] Jobby : Oh no, poor you
[2023-08-10 22:34:24] clarknova : So no. Not a fun travel at all.
[2023-08-10 22:34:34] clarknova : Jobby: yeah it's a sad story
[2023-08-10 22:35:37] clarknova : I'm trying to convert my girlfriend into a bisexual, without real progress so far.
[2023-08-10 22:35:58] clarknova : But it's only been five years so, I'm playing the long run.
[2023-08-10 22:36:25] Jobby : Haha
[2023-08-10 22:36:28] WinstonChurchill : lol
[2023-08-10 22:36:39] WinstonChurchill : Sir I laughed so hard I almost shat all over my keyboard
[2023-08-10 22:37:00] RealBawlOfLasagna : clarknova: In b4 she questions her heterosexuality to leave you. To come back in five years. To leave you again.
[2023-08-10 22:38:18] Jobby : WinstonChurchill: how to you type on that keyboard While sitting on it?
[2023-08-10 22:39:31] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: is geheim
[2023-08-10 22:41:00] WinstonChurchill : Jobby: can you turn my 50k portfolio into 1mil pls
[2023-08-10 22:41:14] WinstonChurchill : I will pay you 10bmex
[2023-08-10 22:45:12] BAM Trading : WinstonChurchill: ez
[2023-08-10 22:45:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSDT`: Sell 700000000 PEPE @ 0.000001234 ($863.10)
[2023-08-10 22:45:34] BAM Trading : WinstonChurchill: that's n00b level of trading
[2023-08-10 22:45:44] WinstonChurchill : BAM Trading: only a 20x :pepeb:
[2023-08-10 22:47:05] BAM Trading : i make 1% a day. 2 million in a year from 50k
[2023-08-10 22:47:06] WinstonChurchill : SOL fake breakout???
[2023-08-10 22:47:09] WinstonChurchill : https://www.tradingview.com/x/U5YEWJpu
[2023-08-10 22:47:11] BAM Trading : nodrawdowns ever
[2023-08-10 22:47:14] WinstonChurchill : :pepeb: :pepeb: :pepeb:
[2023-08-10 22:47:14] BAM Trading : onlu up
[2023-08-10 22:47:23] BAM Trading : https://www.thecalculatorsite.com/finance/calculators/daily-compound-interest.php
[2023-08-10 22:47:35] clarknova : RealBawlOfLasagna: It's a calculated risk I'd say XD
[2023-08-10 22:47:36] BAM Trading : drawdowns are for n00bz only
[2023-08-10 22:47:54] BAM Trading : the calculator says i will make 2 million in 1 year
[2023-08-10 22:48:07] WinstonChurchill : BAM Trading: lol 1% a day is extremely hard
[2023-08-10 22:48:20] WinstonChurchill : fees excluded etc
[2023-08-10 22:48:24] BAM Trading : the calculator says it's ez tho
[2023-08-10 22:48:36] BAM Trading : its math, so it must be right
[2023-08-10 22:49:11] WinstonChurchill : thinking of putting 25k in kaspa and 25k in doge
[2023-08-10 22:49:16] WinstonChurchill : and wait a few years
[2023-08-10 22:49:33] BAM Trading : WinstonChurchill: whatever floats your boat
[2023-08-10 22:49:45] BAM Trading : doge is a very dangerous game imo
[2023-08-10 22:49:54] BAM Trading : even with elon "behind" it
[2023-08-10 22:50:08] bnq : especially with Elon the braindead behind it
[2023-08-10 22:50:13] bnq : :elon:
[2023-08-10 22:50:22] yellowpig : 🐽
[2023-08-10 22:50:25] WinstonChurchill : lol elon is certainly going to integrate it into something that will cause it to pump hugely
[2023-08-10 22:50:29] yellowpig : 😊
[2023-08-10 22:50:30] WinstonChurchill : its just brewing
[2023-08-10 22:50:37] bnq : doge is absolute shet
[2023-08-10 22:50:37] clarknova : indeed
[2023-08-10 22:50:43] BAM Trading : WinstonChurchill: maybe
[2023-08-10 22:50:45] BAM Trading : donno
[2023-08-10 22:50:48] bnq : avax or sol
[2023-08-10 22:50:54] bnq : even polka
[2023-08-10 22:50:59] WinstonChurchill : crypto is slowly crawling into our system
[2023-08-10 22:51:05] WinstonChurchill : doge will be part of it
[2023-08-10 22:51:05] BAM Trading : WinstonChurchill: eitherway... your money, you decision mate
[2023-08-10 22:51:08] WinstonChurchill : WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
[2023-08-10 22:51:09] clarknova : doge gonna pump like crazy it's an obvious buy
[2023-08-10 22:51:14] bnq : doge has no part in anything
[2023-08-10 22:51:22] WinstonChurchill : bnq: rekt
[2023-08-10 22:51:44] WinstonChurchill : Doge is going to be the last middlefinger to all to the government!
[2023-08-10 22:51:50] WinstonChurchill : s
[2023-08-10 22:52:18] NOOM : :doge:
[2023-08-10 22:52:20] clarknova : WinstonChurchill: not sure about that :)
[2023-08-10 22:52:31] bnq : monero needs to make a comeback
[2023-08-10 22:52:38] WinstonChurchill : :Doge:
[2023-08-10 22:52:40] bnq : privacy coins back
[2023-08-10 22:52:46] clarknova : but yes it will be integrated to twitter/X
[2023-08-10 22:52:53] WinstonChurchill : its just going to be part of the ecosystem
[2023-08-10 22:53:00] bnq : X is ded
[2023-08-10 22:53:01] WinstonChurchill : and it will rise in price imo
[2023-08-10 22:53:14] bnq : it's the myspace, the facebook, all ded
[2023-08-10 22:53:27] clarknova : bnq: not until there is an alternative, and there is no
[2023-08-10 22:53:34] bnq : reddit has a brigther near future
[2023-08-10 22:53:43] WinstonChurchill : lol reddit
[2023-08-10 22:53:46] clarknova : :)
[2023-08-10 22:53:46] NOOM : clarknova: there is one
[2023-08-10 22:54:03] WinstonChurchill : bnq sounds like a discord moderator
[2023-08-10 22:54:05] clarknova : NOOM: mastodont ? Nostr ?
[2023-08-10 22:54:06] bnq : twitter is just linkedin but for morons
[2023-08-10 22:54:19] bnq : linkedin is just for elitist sociopaths
[2023-08-10 22:54:21] BaBot_v : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2,500 USD @ 29370.2145 ```
[2023-08-10 22:54:25] WinstonChurchill : BaBot_v: rekt
[2023-08-10 22:54:26] NOOM : clarknova: think so
[2023-08-10 22:55:08] clarknova : NOOM: I tried both. There is no one there. Totally deserted.
[2023-08-10 22:55:21] bnq : wearables is the next thing around the corner, it's going to be the web 2.5
[2023-08-10 22:55:37] NOOM : clarknova: usually the first one isn't the one
[2023-08-10 22:55:51] clarknova : NOOM: nostr is a technical nightmare
[2023-08-10 22:56:09] clarknova : NOOM: twitter isn't the first one. Myspace was.
[2023-08-10 22:56:24] NOOM : clarknova: good to now
[2023-08-10 22:56:25] bnq : twitter will die just like myspace
[2023-08-10 22:56:37] clarknova : bnq: of course
[2023-08-10 22:56:48] bnq : already being burried atm
[2023-08-10 22:56:48] clarknova : bnq: like microsoft and google
[2023-08-10 22:57:08] bnq : the name change was the last drop
[2023-08-10 22:57:11] NOOM : bnq: thats just political
[2023-08-10 22:57:16] bnq : it's ded, just like meta
[2023-08-10 22:57:25] bnq : google also
[2023-08-10 22:57:26] WinstonChurchill : META IS THE FUTURE!
[2023-08-10 22:57:37] NOOM : WinstonChurchill: 😆
[2023-08-10 22:57:51] bnq : google is trying to hold on to their 80% mcap., but if they lose 5% of it they go insolvent
[2023-08-10 22:58:12] WinstonChurchill : bnq: You seem to have it all figured out, sir.
[2023-08-10 22:58:21] WinstonChurchill : Now get back to delivering burgers, sir.
[2023-08-10 22:58:52] bnq : go write a sob story on X you degen follower
[2023-08-10 22:59:00] WinstonChurchill : bnq: :ARthur:
[2023-08-10 22:59:36] bnq : maybe they will add more paid services, for idiots to get more stickers, amazing business
[2023-08-10 22:59:59] bnq : just as brainded as apple, company made of air
[2023-08-10 23:00:18] bnq : only idiots keeping it afloat, for no reason
[2023-08-10 23:00:23] WinstonChurchill : bnq: not everyone is gifted like you, sir.
[2023-08-10 23:00:46] bnq : but I will enjoy the carnage
[2023-08-10 23:01:20] bnq : going to be amazing to see the confusion
[2023-08-10 23:02:15] clarknova : bnq: I'm not a apple fan boy at all but they are killing it with their new processors.
[2023-08-10 23:02:59] clarknova : bnq: regarding twitter I totally agree musk is taking bad decisions. The worst being changing the name.
[2023-08-10 23:04:02] bnq : he is in a midlife crisis if nobody noticed, it's half 10yo tantrum half 50year old man stepping out of relevancy,
[2023-08-10 23:04:33] bnq : it happens to everyone, the same, what goes up comes down harder
[2023-08-10 23:04:42] bnq : brittney effect
[2023-08-10 23:04:55] bnq : Elon is going to be shaving his head in 1year
[2023-08-10 23:05:04] clarknova : lol
[2023-08-10 23:05:11] bnq : :elon:
[2023-08-10 23:05:18] bnq : we will need a new sticker then
[2023-08-10 23:05:32] clarknova : :D
[2023-08-10 23:20:50] MrBritcoin : man i feel like getting a job at maccis this bitcoin crack is just a waist of time right now
[2023-08-10 23:28:35] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: You don't like trying to trade a straight line?
[2023-08-10 23:30:31] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: its just junk
[2023-08-10 23:31:09] MrBritcoin : it seems merket want to bor people to death reall
[2023-08-10 23:31:47] MrBritcoin : seee i fucks my spelling fight up
[2023-08-10 23:32:18] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: 😂 Well I don't know If we really want to see our main targets get touched with gigantic ass dildos either. At this point I'm just bored, a lil bit curious nothing more.
[2023-08-10 23:34:10] NOOM : MrBritcoin: if funny every time widows forces a restart the auto sleep mode goes from working to not and back
[2023-08-10 23:35:00] NOOM : do you see this
[2023-08-10 23:35:01] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: well my thoughts are as follows a scammy wick up to 31400 overr the next 3 to 4 days then blood for a month or two
[2023-08-10 23:35:25] NOOM : MrBritcoin: na
[2023-08-10 23:36:18] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: On my side waiting for this week-end to unfold my old friend. All we need is a swing like 25 ish to 33 ish and the BS could still happen. But at this point, I don't expect anything.
[2023-08-10 23:37:10] MrBritcoin : the wealthy have seen the top placed orders to pull market back up one last time to sell the baggs off that they bought throughout this dead cat bounce
[2023-08-10 23:37:56] MrBritcoin : if we close atthe week at 31500 it will be a 3 month top
[2023-08-10 23:38:06] MrBritcoin : dead in the water
[2023-08-10 23:38:16] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: Anything is possible, my only fear has always been the red button. If those folks press it, it's game over within a minute and we wouldn't be able to do shit. Just roll like balls in a corner and cry KEK.
[2023-08-10 23:38:20] MrBritcoin : 10k comes after that
[2023-08-10 23:38:34] NOOM : MrBritcoin: lol
[2023-08-10 23:38:48] MrBritcoin : NOOM: im serious m8
[2023-08-10 23:39:47] NOOM : when we break 30k again shit going to launch
[2023-08-10 23:40:02] MrBritcoin : best get the life jackets out boiz if it dont start moving up
[2023-08-10 23:40:48] NOOM : looking for a dip to get the bears horny then up
[2023-08-10 23:41:06] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: Waiting for that, if it happens, great for us, we move in a retarded sideways, it doesn't, well, we'll have fun with more straight lines: https://www.tradingview.com/x/6IoVGtPi/
[2023-08-10 23:42:35] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: you know them mentally ill folks that get shown pictures an they have to tells you what they see
[2023-08-10 23:42:50] MrBritcoin : i see a corset it that link
[2023-08-10 23:42:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CYBERUSDTQ23`: Buy 10000 CYBER @ 3.1606 ($NaN) - all the 🩳 will be REKT!
[2023-08-10 23:43:07] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: **KEK** YOU SEE CORSETS EVERYWHERE
[2023-08-10 23:43:18] RealBawlOfLasagna : 😂
[2023-08-10 23:43:22] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: 😏
[2023-08-10 23:44:06] RealBawlOfLasagna : 😁
[2023-08-10 23:44:37] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: https://youtu.be/s2qfrXRBPO4
[2023-08-10 23:45:43] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: Ok I'm convinced by the power of corsets
[2023-08-10 23:46:05] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: Oh nice now youtube is suggesting more models. Fantastic algo.
[2023-08-10 23:47:12] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: i cant watch to many my youtube algo will pick up on it an there forever be banging the adverts my way https://youtu.be/dMRoKUXxq3g
[2023-08-10 23:47:14] NOOM : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxeW_zUsKws bravo is good
[2023-08-10 23:47:51] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: ErREKT time KEKMAO
[2023-08-10 23:49:09] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: wow https://youtube.com/shorts/XC1gyW4Rdfo?feature=share
[2023-08-10 23:49:21] MrBritcoin : watch sales drop
[2023-08-10 23:51:08] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: Clearly, so stupid, might provide a scan of my bawls 😂
[2023-08-10 23:51:39] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: XD
[2023-08-10 23:52:16] RealBawlOfLasagna : Wtf are they all doing scanning our faces, leave us alone ffs
[2023-08-10 23:54:29] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: its like the dna thing for your family tree all dna companies will give dna to the police if they have no leeds on a dna trace an ther then be able to find a family with that dna to track them down
[2023-08-10 23:54:55] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: Damn nearly forgot this other scam xD
[2023-08-10 23:55:08] MrBritcoin : facial at that age is to build data logs for later on
[2023-08-10 23:55:37] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: That what is confusing my ass, with all the shit they intend to do, what kind of later on will we have? xD
[2023-08-10 23:55:53] MrBritcoin : they have the bank details now your face to
[2023-08-10 23:57:05] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: social credit score an there know who you are an from early on
[2023-08-10 23:57:51] RealBawlOfLasagna : MrBritcoin: They are places with nothing like that whatsoever, It's my current bet, enough of this bullshit KEK
[2023-08-10 23:59:06] MrBritcoin : RealBawlOfLasagna: where im from they got anpr at mac donalds then when you ask for food the got a camera where the mic is when you order so they have you in a car with your bank card detail prooving your who you are weired i thought
[2023-08-10 23:59:32] Senior. Professor. : MrBritcoin: 😻