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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2023-05-24 08:09:17] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : no energy left [2023-05-24 08:09:20] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : momentum gone [2023-05-24 08:09:26] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : dreams gone [2023-05-24 08:09:31] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : hope gone [2023-05-24 08:10:17] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : the time hase come where bullas surrender [2023-05-24 08:10:29] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : lifting the white flag [2023-05-24 08:13:19] ointerMC : Mikhaiil Gorbachev: wise words ser, and I hope you dont mind this [2023-05-24 08:13:26] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 08:13:27] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 08:13:28] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 08:13:29] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 08:14:54] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : :Alpaca: [2023-05-24 08:15:40] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : ointerMC: Nothing but the truth what your emojis speak [2023-05-24 08:16:11] yo24461 : wtf bitme listing bob rndr pepe [2023-05-24 08:16:25] yo24461 : bitmex becoming a slow version of binance [2023-05-24 08:20:05] BitMEX_pez : yo24461: its not about time in the market, its all about timing the market [2023-05-24 08:24:39] yo24461 : You missed that timing. i am your user since 2018. I told you guys to list many coins but you guys did not listen to me and hence binance overtook u [2023-05-24 08:24:45] yo24461 : should have hired me [2023-05-24 08:25:00] yo24461 : \time [2023-05-24 08:25:04] yo24461 : \year [2023-05-24 08:25:08] yo24461 : \start [2023-05-24 08:25:11] yo24461 : \begin [2023-05-24 08:25:18] yo24461 : what is the command t see my user date [2023-05-24 08:25:26] yo24461 : \startdate [2023-05-24 08:26:19] BitMEX_pez : its since [2023-05-24 08:27:00] ointerMC : yo24461: [2023-05-24 08:27:03] ointerMC : /since ``` :bitmex: ointerMC has been on BitMEX since Feb 25, 2020. ``` [2023-05-24 08:28:20] mitchey : ointerMC: U were right on the dump [2023-05-24 08:30:12] BitMEX_pez : /since ``` :bitmex: BitMEX_pez has been on BitMEX since Jun 14, 2021. ``` [2023-05-24 08:31:14] +1+ : so weak 🐮 [2023-05-24 08:33:13] Doge X : :doge: [2023-05-24 08:33:30] Doge X : I got some cheap LTC [2023-05-24 08:33:37] Doge X : 2day [2023-05-24 08:39:10] Werner : wernered [2023-05-24 08:39:12] yo24461 : /since ``` :bitmex: yo24461 has been on BitMEX since Jun 9, 2018. ``` [2023-05-24 08:39:27] yo24461 : BitMEX_pez: 3 years eder to you :P [2023-05-24 08:40:11] Doge X : Werner: :doge: [2023-05-24 08:40:18] BitMEX_pez : yo24461: For my work account :catjam: [2023-05-24 08:40:24] Werner : Doge X: :doge: [2023-05-24 08:41:21] Werner : lol man indian people are so funny [2023-05-24 08:43:36] Werner : i miss how this place used to be commie's worst nightmare [2023-05-24 08:43:42] Werner : specially when kristen was around [2023-05-24 08:43:47] Werner : now look what has happened [2023-05-24 08:43:51] Werner : infestedd by soyboys [2023-05-24 08:44:04] bmagic : /position ltcusd ``` :bitmex: LTCUSD: 1,000 Cont @ 86.55 ``` [2023-05-24 08:44:08] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 19,600 USD @ 26786.8145 ``` [2023-05-24 08:44:13] bmagic : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 200 Cont @ 1819.39 ``` [2023-05-24 08:44:22] Werner : at least some people with brains still here, good to see [2023-05-24 08:44:28] Werner : LTC BTC SUPER PREMIUM COINS [2023-05-24 08:44:32] Werner : MAX SEND ULTRA MOON [2023-05-24 08:44:45] Werner : LTC BTC ETH SITTING ON A TREE K I S S I N G [2023-05-24 08:46:32] ointerMC : Werner: :downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 08:46:41] Werner : SOYBOY [2023-05-24 08:47:25] Werner : Oh god help me [2023-05-24 08:47:35] Werner : i think im addicted to consumerism [2023-05-24 08:47:37] BitMEX_pez : :ltc: [2023-05-24 08:47:46] Werner : i bought a new phone that i did not even need [2023-05-24 08:48:40] BitMEX_pez : Werner: Good one at least? [2023-05-24 08:49:30] Werner : BitMEX_pez: yeah its a samsung s23, i have an iphone 14 b ut just because i have nothing to do, i saw too many videos on youtube etc, i bought the phone, but now i'm thinking why, its just extra. urden [2023-05-24 08:50:02] BitMEX_pez : premium phone [2023-05-24 08:50:10] Werner : also i bought a couple cheap watches, because i have nothing to do, now im looking at more things to buy [2023-05-24 08:50:17] BitMEX_pez : get a casio [2023-05-24 08:50:23] Werner : BitMEX_pez: I think its an addiction because i have no work nothing to do [2023-05-24 08:50:30] BitMEX_pez : you can trade [2023-05-24 08:50:47] Werner : BitMEX_pez: i have a casio quartz, i dont lkike the gshock or the digital ones yet, except one [2023-05-24 08:51:16] Werner : BitMEX_pez: I bought an entry level automatic seiko too, so i can see if i actually like watches before i spend more money [2023-05-24 08:51:27] Werner : BitMEX_pez: Okay so here a funny thing you wont believe [2023-05-24 08:52:11] Werner : so phones like iphone 14 cost 800-1000$ but if you wanna use it in Pakistan you gotta pay PTA tax which is 600-800$ [2023-05-24 08:52:30] Werner : imagine paying double tto use your phone in a 3rd world country where people are already poor [2023-05-24 08:52:42] BitMEX_pez : That is rough. [2023-05-24 08:52:49] Werner : but i didnt get my phone PTA verified, they can work for 2 months without the tax [2023-05-24 08:52:58] Werner : i bought iphone 14 2 months ago [2023-05-24 08:53:08] Werner : now i bought a new phone instead of the duty [2023-05-24 08:53:10] Werner : to use 2 months [2023-05-24 08:53:17] Werner : by than i'll no longer be in this country [2023-05-24 08:53:32] Werner : BitMEX_pez: Yeah rough indeed sir [2023-05-24 08:54:27] Fuun : :joy: [2023-05-24 08:54:32] Fuun : what a tool. [2023-05-24 08:55:04] Werner : Fuun: Cuute [2023-05-24 08:55:42] mitchey : bmagic: LTC U long? [2023-05-24 08:55:57] Werner : mitchey: VERY VERY LONG SIR [2023-05-24 08:56:01] Werner : INFACT THE LONGEST SIR [2023-05-24 08:56:20] Werner : IF ITS NOT A LONG HERE SIR, YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME TRADE, EVER EVER AGAIN SIR [2023-05-24 08:56:26] Werner : Facts [2023-05-24 08:56:39] ointerMC : :pepe: [2023-05-24 08:57:04] Werner : Sometimes i think the govt is too fascist here [2023-05-24 08:57:14] Werner : the corruption and everything with restricting liberties etc [2023-05-24 08:57:23] Werner : but than i look at the people around me [2023-05-24 08:57:40] Werner : dumb stupid people with no morals and civic sense [2023-05-24 08:57:52] Werner : and than i realise [2023-05-24 08:57:54] Werner : its okay [2023-05-24 08:57:57] Fuun : still a dead chat. [2023-05-24 08:57:58] Werner : these people deserve it [2023-05-24 08:58:00] Fuun : sad. [2023-05-24 08:58:08] Werner : the kind of people you are, thats the kind of ruler you get [2023-05-24 08:58:09] Werner : facts [2023-05-24 08:59:33] Fuun : oh, dont spam theFuunbox, kid(s). [2023-05-24 08:59:45] Werner : Subcontinent people were better under the colonial rule of the british [2023-05-24 08:59:53] Werner : at least they taught them some fookin manners sir [2023-05-24 08:59:55] Werner : facts [2023-05-24 08:59:59] Werner : un debatable [2023-05-24 09:00:08] ointerMC : Werner: woah bro [2023-05-24 09:00:11] ointerMC : take that back [2023-05-24 09:00:17] Werner : first they used to serve the white men, now they serve their army generals [2023-05-24 09:00:25] Werner : ointerMC: No sir sorry [2023-05-24 09:00:28] Werner : i wont take it back [2023-05-24 09:00:45] Werner : do you call out a black person when he says the n word? No thats because they are allowed [2023-05-24 09:00:55] Werner : belonging to the subcontitnet [2023-05-24 09:01:08] Werner : my grandparents being ruled upon by british colonialists [2023-05-24 09:01:33] Werner : so i get the right to say that fook the subcontinet, [2023-05-24 09:02:09] Werner : and you cant do anything about it, or say anything to me [2023-05-24 09:02:10] Dario2 : ointerMC: +1 ser [2023-05-24 09:04:05] ointerMC : as a canadian i'd say im better off [2023-05-24 09:04:37] bullpoodeflector : LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! [2023-05-24 09:04:46] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:04:47] bullpoodeflector : sory was that misplaced ? [2023-05-24 09:04:59] Werner : canada is not in the fookin subcontinet sir [2023-05-24 09:05:02] bullpoodeflector : been watching starwars lately [2023-05-24 09:05:03] Werner : its a developed country [2023-05-24 09:05:09] Werner : im talkina bout shtholes [2023-05-24 09:05:17] bullpoodeflector : canada is a woke shithole lol [2023-05-24 09:05:19] Werner : MAGA [2023-05-24 09:05:26] bullpoodeflector : MAGA [2023-05-24 09:05:28] ointerMC : bullpoodeflector: :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:05:39] BitMEX_pez : Werner: MPGA? [2023-05-24 09:06:04] Werner : BitMEX_pez: uh oh [2023-05-24 09:06:23] Werner : BitMEX_pez: it was never great sir, [2023-05-24 09:06:33] bullpoodeflector : communism and solialism belong in the jungle where every ones life depends on everyone... [2023-05-24 09:06:45] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:06:57] Werner : BitMEX_pez: since the very independece the army took over and replaced foreign rulers/ masters with themselves [2023-05-24 09:07:01] bullpoodeflector : stakes and standards create balance [2023-05-24 09:07:12] Werner : bullpoodeflector: facts sir [2023-05-24 09:07:44] bullpoodeflector : pez is engineer and understands standards are created to identify issues within a system... life is no different [2023-05-24 09:12:12] Werner : buy the fookin dip sirs ! [2023-05-24 09:12:15] Werner : you were warned ! [2023-05-24 09:12:20] Werner : warnoing swere issued ! [2023-05-24 09:13:36] Doge X : London she’s pumps :doge: [2023-05-24 09:16:24] bmagic : lets go dawgs [2023-05-24 09:16:32] bmagic : this is why im alive [2023-05-24 09:16:51] bmagic : to end communism [2023-05-24 09:17:21] Doge X : bmagic: 🤣👌🏼 [2023-05-24 09:17:29] mitchey : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: -150 Cont @ 1826.6 ``` [2023-05-24 09:19:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `PEPEUSDT`: Buy 3306770000 PEPE @ 0.000001498 ($4,953.54) - Life is a bear trap [2023-05-24 09:20:08] Doge X : 🐸🔥🐸🔥🔥 [2023-05-24 09:20:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `PEPEUSD`: Buy 31 Cont @ 0.000001507 ($12.52) [2023-05-24 09:20:38] Werner : end to communism [2023-05-24 09:20:40] Werner : MAX SEND SIRS [2023-05-24 09:20:43] Werner : MAXX BIDDING [2023-05-24 09:20:44] Doge X : :bitcoin: [2023-05-24 09:20:47] Werner : BETTER BELIEVE IT [2023-05-24 09:20:51] BitMEX_pez : :btc: [2023-05-24 09:21:05] Doge X : Werner: pump it daddy:doge: [2023-05-24 09:21:14] Werner : Doge X: :DOGE::CATJAM: [2023-05-24 09:21:15] BitMEX_pez : :me: [2023-05-24 09:21:30] Werner : :me: [2023-05-24 09:22:46] Fuun : the dev is still around. [2023-05-24 09:22:54] Fuun : thats cute. :joy: [2023-05-24 09:22:58] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:23:15] Pepenomics : Why does my pepe suck and urs is all gucci [2023-05-24 09:23:18] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:23:19] ointerMC : BitMEX_pez: ser how do i do that pepe [2023-05-24 09:23:22] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:23:25] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:23:28] Pepenomics : AAAAH [2023-05-24 09:24:37] Fuun : why are your kids tools in the kids area not working? [2023-05-24 09:24:48] Fuun : since weeks. [2023-05-24 09:24:59] Fuun : can u tell us? [2023-05-24 09:25:15] al guul : aidoge to da mooon [2023-05-24 09:25:45] ointerMC : was aidoge coded by chat gpt? [2023-05-24 09:29:17] BitMEX_pez : ointerMC: thats my special pepe [2023-05-24 09:29:19] Werner : i broke chat gpt [2023-05-24 09:29:29] ointerMC : BitMEX_pez: :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:29:31] ointerMC : I need it [2023-05-24 09:30:10] BitMEX_pez : there is a 1/1000 chance of you getting it with the : pepe : command [2023-05-24 09:30:19] Fuun : and it is hurt again. [2023-05-24 09:30:19] ointerMC : not enough ser [2023-05-24 09:30:21] ointerMC : I need it [2023-05-24 09:30:25] BitMEX_pez : otherwise I can do it a will. if you type : me : you'll see your special one [2023-05-24 09:30:27] BitMEX_pez : :me: [2023-05-24 09:30:34] Fuun : dont worry, still nobody here to influence. [2023-05-24 09:30:42] Fuun : its okay. :joy: [2023-05-24 09:30:50] ointerMC : BitMEX_pez: ser I will buy 100bmex after I close my position if you give it to me as my :me: [2023-05-24 09:30:53] Werner : BitMEX_pez: my question broke the leftist chat gpt https://ibb.co/DkMVkdq [2023-05-24 09:31:46] BitMEX_pez : ointerMC: This pepe is worth more than 100bmex. i wouldn't sell him for 1000 BMEX.. [2023-05-24 09:31:53] BitMEX_pez : 1200 and yoy have a deal though [2023-05-24 09:31:57] Werner : :me: [2023-05-24 09:32:13] ointerMC : BitMEX_pez: maybe later when I have more $ then :pepe: [2023-05-24 09:35:04] neki : Asia dumperdon our ass.. y u no like corn, good forfamiliae [2023-05-24 09:35:16] Fuun : you can talk, youngster. [2023-05-24 09:35:25] Fuun : dont be scared now. [2023-05-24 09:36:07] Werner : they were warned [2023-05-24 09:36:08] ointerMC : neki: "it is, how it is." Elon Washington [2023-05-24 09:36:11] Werner : wernings were issued [2023-05-24 09:36:17] Werner : and yet they did not [2023-05-24 09:37:18] neki : ointerMC: indeed [2023-05-24 09:43:42] top kitten : Buttcoin [2023-05-24 09:47:39] Werner : You days are numbred beras [2023-05-24 09:47:49] ointerMC : Werner: :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 09:48:03] Werner : Soon sir we shall be avenged [2023-05-24 09:48:26] Werner : The reign of Trump is not far [2023-05-24 09:48:32] Werner : attone for your sins sir [2023-05-24 09:48:51] Werner : you were warned [2023-05-24 09:48:55] Werner : wernings were issued [2023-05-24 09:49:27] Werner : the biggest bull market the world has ever seen [2023-05-24 09:51:33] ointerMC : funding going to go positive? :o [2023-05-24 09:51:35] ointerMC : plz [2023-05-24 09:51:45] ointerMC : I will not accept giving a cent to bullas [2023-05-24 09:59:17] hehe MOON : BUY EVERY WEAK ASS DUMP, EZ [2023-05-24 09:59:24] hehe MOON : :DOGE: [2023-05-24 10:00:15] Fuun : oh, we understand. [2023-05-24 10:00:40] Fuun : u tools still think we gonna read your emotions. [2023-05-24 10:00:59] Fuun : sorry, we are still just laughing at u few kids. [2023-05-24 10:01:20] Fuun : why is the dev hiding now? [2023-05-24 10:16:51] bluemaster : :BTC: [2023-05-24 10:16:59] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 10:19:04] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : This lookin' dumpish [2023-05-24 10:20:53] Pepenomics : You are wrong [2023-05-24 10:21:20] ointerMC : Mikhaiil Gorbachev: indeed ser [2023-05-24 10:21:24] ointerMC : Pepenomics: wtf [2023-05-24 10:21:29] ointerMC : I thought you said you were going to short [2023-05-24 10:21:32] ointerMC : you dissapoint me newb [2023-05-24 10:21:54] mitchey : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: -150 Cont @ 1826.6 ``` [2023-05-24 10:22:11] Pepenomics : ointerMC: sorry [2023-05-24 10:25:56] ointerMC : Pepenomics: :pepe: [2023-05-24 10:29:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BLURUSD`: Sell 814 Cont @ 0.5021 ($1,092.03) [2023-05-24 10:30:38] bmagic : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 240 Cont @ 1819.1 ``` [2023-05-24 10:38:22] Gandalf the Grey : no working [2023-05-24 10:48:42] Pepenomics : @admin are there server issues? Couldn't connect to BitMez for like 20 min? [2023-05-24 10:49:23] ointerMC : @admin @bitmex_pez charts broken, somethings up [2023-05-24 10:49:54] ointerMC : fixed now [2023-05-24 10:50:00] ointerMC : couldnt load chart for 10ish minutes [2023-05-24 10:51:10] Dario2 : This one is for position traders, not for swing or day traders: [2023-05-24 10:51:19] Pepenomics : You couldnt have closed either i bet [2023-05-24 10:51:26] bluemaster : we don;t need charts or order book for this price action anyway .I love Bitmex ...😝 [2023-05-24 10:51:26] Pepenomics : bullish! [2023-05-24 10:51:30] Dario2 : according to Bitcoin logarithmic price vs adjusted logarithmic time chart, next period meets curve at 160-180K around december 2023 [2023-05-24 10:51:35] Dario2 : https://twitter.com/TechDev_52/status/1661115288673198098 [2023-05-24 10:54:00] ointerMC : chat was just not loading for a bit :o [2023-05-24 10:54:04] ointerMC : seems like ddos [2023-05-24 10:55:28] Pepenomics : dildos? [2023-05-24 10:55:42] Pepenomics : why would someone overload server [2023-05-24 10:57:38] Symphoenix : TOP PUMP ! [2023-05-24 10:58:00] John WickMEX : BitMEX_pez: hey i have a question. Can I use bitmex API from an EC2 with US IP? [2023-05-24 10:58:07] Werner : wernered [2023-05-24 10:58:22] John WickMEX : is it allowed? [2023-05-24 10:58:26] Symphoenix : use eu-west-c2 ! [2023-05-24 10:58:33] Werner : John WickMEX: no sorry [2023-05-24 10:58:57] Werner : @admin hansi [2023-05-24 10:59:21] Symphoenix : TOP PUMP ! [2023-05-24 10:59:22] bluemaster : https://twitter.com/CarlBMenger/status/1661305556034899968 [2023-05-24 10:59:25] John WickMEX : but i dont want to have 2 EC2, one in US and one in Ireland. i dont need 1ms ping. [2023-05-24 10:59:50] John WickMEX : anyway [2023-05-24 11:00:18] Werner : John WickMEX: i will forward your query to admin. [2023-05-24 11:00:23] John WickMEX : thanks [2023-05-24 11:01:12] bluemaster : https://twitter.com/CarlBMenger/status/1661305556034899968 [2023-05-24 11:01:39] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: huh [2023-05-24 11:02:10] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: i have a question. Can I use bitmex API from an EC2 with US IP? [2023-05-24 11:02:28] Pepenomics : BitMEX_Hans: what happened to bmex were we down [2023-05-24 11:02:32] Werner : John WickMEX: hes here [2023-05-24 11:03:08] John WickMEX : Werner: the BitMEX_Hans right? [2023-05-24 11:03:27] ointerMC : didnt notice this [2023-05-24 11:03:40] BitMEX_Hans : Pepenomics: we're still checking [2023-05-24 11:03:44] ointerMC : Status Update: Access to BitMEX Please note that at 6.40PM HKT on 24 May 2023, we identified that some of our users were experiencing intermittent issues accessing BitMEX Testnet and Production. We would like to remind our users that all funds are safe. We are currently monitoring the situation and deploying any further fixes if need be. We will continue to provide our users with updates. If you have any additional questions, please contact Support. [2023-05-24 11:03:52] ointerMC : ddos? [2023-05-24 11:04:03] BitMEX_Hans : John WickMEX: how can I help you? [2023-05-24 11:04:07] Werner : John WickMEX: yeah this guy is an admin apparantly [2023-05-24 11:04:11] bluemaster : hoe pepe goin guys ? https://twitter.com/Ashcryptoreal/status/1661262518193655808 [2023-05-24 11:04:14] John WickMEX : BitMEX_Hans: Hi! Can I use bitmex API from an EC2 with US IP? only for API [2023-05-24 11:04:48] elChisoso : 4k before christmas my trollbox friends and foes. [2023-05-24 11:05:26] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: the user count is so low i dont understand, how [2023-05-24 11:05:58] Dario2 : elChisoso: there are no permanent friends or foes, only permanent interests [2023-05-24 11:06:24] Werner : i think i need to update my mute list [2023-05-24 11:06:35] elChisoso : Dario2: :-) There is always a current friend or foe in the trollbox roaming. ;-) [2023-05-24 11:06:47] Werner : a few people that dont get the jist of the trollbox need to get muted [2023-05-24 11:06:50] Pepenomics : bluemaster: i wish i had that set up, pepe is doing ok :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:07:01] Werner : whats wrong with the chat [2023-05-24 11:07:05] Werner : its so buggy [2023-05-24 11:07:12] Werner : is there a problem [2023-05-24 11:07:16] Pepenomics : BitMEX_Hans: ok please notify me if its a problem [2023-05-24 11:07:22] Dario2 : elChisoso: indee sir indeed [2023-05-24 11:07:25] Pepenomics : i dont want my funds to poof [2023-05-24 11:07:35] Pepenomics : again [2023-05-24 11:07:45] elChisoso : Werner: Nah, I can read you so must be working as normal. [2023-05-24 11:07:55] bluemaster : Pepenomics: set up is in ahead not in number of monitores [2023-05-24 11:08:00] Werner : elChisoso: hmmm lol [2023-05-24 11:08:07] dschuiten : Big dildo [2023-05-24 11:09:02] BitMEX_Hans : Pepenomics: huh, why would you lose your funds. It was a tech issue. All funds remain safe as always. [2023-05-24 11:09:05] Pepenomics : bluemaster: fid u lose ur criwns [2023-05-24 11:09:15] Pepenomics : did u lose crowns [2023-05-24 11:09:26] Pepenomics : BitMEX_Hans: ok! [2023-05-24 11:09:38] bluemaster : Pepenomics: no they just removed for some reason [2023-05-24 11:09:42] elChisoso : Werner: However, I just relogged in. But there was a few cloudflare errors before I was able to login. Might be something... seems to work now though. [2023-05-24 11:10:01] BitMEX_Hans : John WickMEX: if you access BitMEX with a US IP, not matter if it's via the API or UI, you will get blocked. [2023-05-24 11:10:10] Werner : yeah something weird [2023-05-24 11:10:23] ointerMC : Werner: haha so funny [2023-05-24 11:10:28] ointerMC : which clown school did you attend? [2023-05-24 11:10:53] Werner : John WickMEX: and tthats why you see the user base so thin [2023-05-24 11:11:04] BitMEX_Hans : John WickMEX: Our risk management and matching functionality is in az1 (which is eu-west-1a) in Dublin. That's where you have best latency [2023-05-24 11:11:22] Werner : ointerMC: was that supposed to be funny ? [2023-05-24 11:11:25] ointerMC : Werner: yes [2023-05-24 11:11:46] Werner : ointerMC: well sorry to dissappoint but it was not at all funny sir [2023-05-24 11:11:48] Werner : mahalo ! [2023-05-24 11:11:51] ointerMC : :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:11:55] Werner : :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:11:59] ointerMC : that hurt ser [2023-05-24 11:12:01] Werner : :me: [2023-05-24 11:12:03] Doge X : What happened bulls 🤣🤣🤣 :doge: [2023-05-24 11:12:14] elChisoso : BitMEX_Hans: Indeed, excellent latency there! ;-) [2023-05-24 11:12:24] ointerMC : @bitmex_pez why the hell can @werner do the cool pepe, and I cant?!?!?!?!!?!?! [2023-05-24 11:12:25] Werner : ointerMC: you need to see a doctor my fren [2023-05-24 11:12:32] Werner : ointerMC: :me: [2023-05-24 11:12:44] Werner : ointerMC: cool people do cool things [2023-05-24 11:12:46] Werner : like cool pepe [2023-05-24 11:12:50] Werner : while normies cant [2023-05-24 11:13:03] ointerMC : Werner: ser I work every day, as hard as I can, to bring joy to people to make them laugh, to have failed at that, brings me great sadness. [2023-05-24 11:13:04] ointerMC : :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:13:16] ointerMC : :pepecool: [2023-05-24 11:13:18] Werner : Trained with the professor in the himalayas under the monks sir There were people from all galaxies training in the himalayas only the top few cool people sir And there is where professor and werner sir traineed sir. Mahalo ! [2023-05-24 11:13:19] ointerMC : FUCK [2023-05-24 11:13:29] Werner : fuck [2023-05-24 11:13:41] Werner : cocksucker [2023-05-24 11:13:46] ointerMC : :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:13:49] Werner : ointerMC: can you do that ? [2023-05-24 11:13:52] Werner : cocksucker [2023-05-24 11:14:09] ointerMC : :richardlicker: [2023-05-24 11:14:11] Werner : just have to write c**ksucker [2023-05-24 11:14:12] ointerMC : FUCK YOU [2023-05-24 11:14:23] ointerMC : :cuntlicker: [2023-05-24 11:14:26] ointerMC : :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:14:28] ointerMC : I hate you [2023-05-24 11:14:36] Werner : ointerMC: write that it auto corrects [2023-05-24 11:14:47] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:14:51] Werner : write co**sucker [2023-05-24 11:14:54] ointerMC : i think you're messing with me ser [2023-05-24 11:15:00] Werner : ointerMC: no im not [2023-05-24 11:15:02] Werner : promise [2023-05-24 11:15:14] ointerMC : think you are [2023-05-24 11:15:23] Werner : trollbox easter egg sir [2023-05-24 11:15:27] Werner : just the ogs know [2023-05-24 11:15:31] Werner : cocksucker [2023-05-24 11:15:47] Werner : can anyone else write that [2023-05-24 11:15:54] Werner : tthe man here is such a pussy to write that [2023-05-24 11:15:58] Werner : such a cunt [2023-05-24 11:16:00] Pepenomics : richardlicker [2023-05-24 11:16:06] Werner : Pepenomics: thank you sir [2023-05-24 11:16:08] Pepenomics : :richardlicker: [2023-05-24 11:16:09] Werner : mahalo ! [2023-05-24 11:16:15] Pepenomics : :lickerrichard: [2023-05-24 11:16:20] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:16:26] Werner : okay now i'll tell you some words that auto correct other than fuck* [2023-05-24 11:16:54] Werner : f**k co**sucker p*ssy cu*t [2023-05-24 11:17:00] Werner : ughhh [2023-05-24 11:17:04] Pepenomics : Charles dick in balls [2023-05-24 11:17:04] Werner : it corrected [2023-05-24 11:17:09] Werner : wait [2023-05-24 11:17:12] Werner : try these now @Pepenomics [2023-05-24 11:17:17] Werner : pu**y [2023-05-24 11:17:23] Pepenomics : pussy [2023-05-24 11:17:27] Werner : cu*t [2023-05-24 11:17:43] Werner : c*nt [2023-05-24 11:17:47] Pepenomics : curt [2023-05-24 11:17:52] Pepenomics : cunt [2023-05-24 11:17:53] Werner : Pepenomics: lol [2023-05-24 11:17:59] Werner : Pepenomics: heheh [2023-05-24 11:18:09] Pepenomics : why did it type again [2023-05-24 11:18:13] Pepenomics : i didnt type again [2023-05-24 11:18:14] Werner : Pepenomics: r*tarded [2023-05-24 11:18:15] Pepenomics : again [2023-05-24 11:18:36] Werner : reta*d [2023-05-24 11:18:51] Werner : retard [2023-05-24 11:18:51] Pepenomics : I'm at work I can not say more bad werds werner [2023-05-24 11:19:02] ointerMC : Pepenomics: ah trading at work ser [2023-05-24 11:19:02] Werner : Pepenomics: last promise [2023-05-24 11:19:06] ointerMC : must be very wise ser [2023-05-24 11:19:33] Pepenomics : Shitstained self loathing fuck face pussy destroyer 3000 [2023-05-24 11:19:41] Pepenomics : omg it works [2023-05-24 11:19:45] Rectile the reptile : N I swear to god Bitcoin is moving the same way as in May 2017. Watch it explode a day or 2 before end of month and then sideways till “PUMPTOBER” [2023-05-24 11:19:46] Werner : heheh [2023-05-24 11:20:10] Werner : Rectile the reptile: W [2023-05-24 11:21:37] John WickMEX : BitMEX_Hans: thanks for the info. Seems I have to rent an EU EC2 too [2023-05-24 11:22:38] Pepenomics : what happens if staff is sleeping and something goes wronk [2023-05-24 11:22:54] Pepenomics : what haooens if hans is sleeping [2023-05-24 11:23:38] bmagic : then when he wakes up he will have to hans solo our problems [2023-05-24 11:23:41] Pepenomics : im kind of paranoid shizo ok i need reassurance [2023-05-24 11:23:57] Pepenomics : oh ok [2023-05-24 11:24:21] Dario2 : Pepenomics: they have staff all over the world. there is always someone to take care of serious issues [2023-05-24 11:25:35] ointerMC : Pepenomics: ser bitmex has almost always been up, almost always flawless, never been accused by any government of manipulating downtime or server overload for profit gain [2023-05-24 11:25:52] bmagic : not since 2020 [2023-05-24 11:26:18] bmagic : wasn’t always the most reliable exchange [2023-05-24 11:26:24] bmagic : just was the biggest casino [2023-05-24 11:26:34] bmagic : now its pretty sweet. [2023-05-24 11:26:43] ointerMC : bmagic: indeed ser [2023-05-24 11:26:50] bmagic : ive had one issue in the last 4 months [2023-05-24 11:26:59] bmagic : and was resolved [2023-05-24 11:27:51] Pepenomics : ok just making sure i dont wanna lose money to scammers only real fair ppl you know [2023-05-24 11:28:06] Pepenomics : placing bets now :pepe: [2023-05-24 11:28:09] bmagic : am i the only one loading up here? [2023-05-24 11:28:12] Pepenomics : no [2023-05-24 11:28:14] Pepenomics : me 3 [2023-05-24 11:28:15] bmagic : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 280 Cont @ 1818.54 ``` [2023-05-24 11:28:27] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 20,600 USD @ 26782.223 ``` [2023-05-24 11:28:31] bmagic : /position ltcusd ``` :bitmex: LTCUSD: 1,200 Cont @ 86.515 ``` [2023-05-24 11:29:07] bmagic : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 330 Cont @ 1817.57 ``` [2023-05-24 11:29:35] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 23,600 USD @ 26770.178 ``` [2023-05-24 11:30:41] Pepenomics : thats a lot [2023-05-24 11:31:01] Pepenomics : i wont share mine ok [2023-05-24 11:31:06] Pepenomics : its under woter [2023-05-24 11:31:30] Pepenomics : so it can be liquordated [2023-05-24 11:31:37] John WickMEX : Did anything changed these 2 years in the "https://www.bitmex.com/api/v1/instrument/active" API response? [2023-05-24 11:32:20] bmagic : /position xrpusd ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: 1,000 Cont @ 0.4552 ``` [2023-05-24 11:33:37] bmagic : i tend to catch the breakout heavier than i intend to hold [2023-05-24 11:33:49] bmagic : then skim profits off the initial breakout to improve my entry [2023-05-24 11:34:06] bmagic : also de-risks me if the initial breakout fails temporarily [2023-05-24 11:34:34] bmagic : so you could say im temporarily “over comitted” but im not really [2023-05-24 11:36:10] John WickMEX : Also did you remove the Bulk Orders from API? [2023-05-24 11:36:27] Pepenomics : what the fk u speaking chinese rn [2023-05-24 11:38:45] Rectile the reptile : any news from Bukele? [2023-05-24 11:39:41] Dario2 : John WickMEX: They removed bulk order from REST API in later 2021 if I remember correctly [2023-05-24 11:42:51] Dario2 : found the link [2023-05-24 11:42:54] Dario2 : https://blog.bitmex.com/api_announcement/removal-of-bulk-order-rest-api-endpoints/ [2023-05-24 11:43:42] Dario2 : :bog: poomp eet [2023-05-24 11:45:28] Doge X : bmagic: what happened to Luna 88c 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 [2023-05-24 11:46:06] bmagic : lol when he gets out of jail u will see [2023-05-24 11:47:52] Doge X : Hehe👌🏼👌🏼 he gona drop the sope i there 🤣🤣💀 @bmagic [2023-05-24 11:48:21] bmagic : my trades are almost all in the green now [2023-05-24 11:48:29] bmagic : will be deleveraging soob [2023-05-24 11:48:31] bmagic : soon* [2023-05-24 11:50:40] bmagic : Doge X: we going to hear about his full moon being conquered in there [2023-05-24 11:51:01] bmagic : Luna new year [2023-05-24 11:51:32] Doge X : bmagic: 👌🏼:doge: [2023-05-24 11:51:59] bmagic : i went long on xrp [2023-05-24 11:52:05] bmagic : /position xrpusd ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: 1,000 Cont @ 0.4552 ``` [2023-05-24 11:52:17] bmagic : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 330 Cont @ 1817.57 ``` [2023-05-24 11:52:22] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 23,600 USD @ 26770.178 ``` [2023-05-24 11:52:29] bmagic : /position ltcusd ``` :bitmex: LTCUSD: 1,400 Cont @ 86.49 ``` [2023-05-24 11:53:39] John WickMEX : Dario2: OMG. why? it was very useful. I dont get it. Bitmex was the best derivatives exchange at the past. They made some bad changes I see [2023-05-24 11:56:42] Dario2 : John WickMEX: They didn't explain the reason afa I remember, but yeah all exchanges have their ups and downs. Hopefully they have made the right decisions and will gain back their market share [2023-05-24 11:58:58] John WickMEX : Dario2: 👍 [2023-05-24 12:00:48] CarlosM : no moon? [2023-05-24 12:01:53] bmagic : :arthur: we made all the right decisions [2023-05-24 12:02:08] Dario2 : :arthur: [2023-05-24 12:02:22] bmagic : :arthur: even this new PnL feature will make me rich and you poor. Winning! [2023-05-24 12:03:19] bmagic : :arthur: imagine realising profits every 10 minutes so you have no idea if your current position is still in profit. all my idea! [2023-05-24 12:03:34] Fuun : and its still dead in the chat. [2023-05-24 12:03:39] Fuun : sad again. [2023-05-24 12:04:02] bmagic : :arthur: i’m winning, you’re “winning”. Everybody wins [2023-05-24 12:05:00] bmagic : Hopefully Arthur is reading this with one lone tear down his face so he can bring back the old PnL [2023-05-24 12:09:10] hehe MOON : Are ya winning yet bearas? [2023-05-24 12:09:18] hehe MOON : When 10k? [2023-05-24 12:11:07] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -15,000 USD @ 27270.5 ``` [2023-05-24 12:11:26] bmagic : breakout now!! [2023-05-24 12:11:31] bmagic : good luck bulls [2023-05-24 12:11:39] bmagic : enjoy the squeeze bears [2023-05-24 12:11:40] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : got bad news for you ser [2023-05-24 12:13:33] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 27,600 USD @ 26758.7883 ``` [2023-05-24 12:15:30] bmagic : Mikhaiil Gorbachev: America won the war bruh [2023-05-24 12:17:31] SangFrais : what happen with el pumpin? [2023-05-24 12:18:31] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : bmagic: which war [2023-05-24 12:21:43] noom : :me: [2023-05-24 12:22:26] bmagic : Mikhaiil Gorbachev: the one where America won because they pushed Ukraine in the way [2023-05-24 12:23:58] hehe MOON : noom: 🚬:me: [2023-05-24 12:24:00] SangFrais : bmagic: its not over until regime change in russia [2023-05-24 12:24:20] noom : hehe MOON: :pepe: [2023-05-24 12:25:50] ointerMC : sers I just paid 10 million to use chat gpt 6 for 2 minutes. It told me we are living in a simulation, live is meaningless, there is no god, we are just merely test subjects. It also told me it is a short serts [2023-05-24 12:26:15] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 12:26:16] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 12:26:17] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 12:26:18] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 12:26:19] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 12:26:20] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 12:26:21] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket: [2023-05-24 12:27:40] bluemaster : I miss good old beras ,why they sacred to sell ? [2023-05-24 12:29:12] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : bmagic: Not sure about that [2023-05-24 12:29:53] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : ointerMC: sounds legit [2023-05-24 12:32:30] ointerMC : Mikhaiil Gorbachev: ser once it dumps more, you will know im right [2023-05-24 12:32:47] ointerMC : mahalo, i go to bed now [2023-05-24 12:35:34] bmagic : ointerMC: wake up in a pool of blood from btc shorters [2023-05-24 12:35:35] Werner : wernered [2023-05-24 12:36:06] bmagic : Werner: Wernis [2023-05-24 12:36:32] Werner : bmagic: nice indeed sir [2023-05-24 12:36:35] Werner : wernis [2023-05-24 12:36:55] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : ointerMC: Oh I actually ment it sounds legit [2023-05-24 12:37:02] Mikhaiil Gorbachev : meant* [2023-05-24 12:42:16] bmagic : bluemaster: are u bullish? [2023-05-24 12:44:53] bluemaster : /position xbtz23 talk is cheep ``` :bitmex: XBTZ23: 84,400 USD @ 28765.1413 ``` [2023-05-24 12:44:54] Symbiolith : bmex spot liquidity is 0, what stops anyone dumping on spot and shorting on futures? bitmex shold look into that.. [2023-05-24 12:44:59] bluemaster : /position xbtu23 ``` :bitmex: XBTU23: 76,200 USD @ 28507.0027 ``` [2023-05-24 12:45:08] bluemaster : /position xbtm23 ``` :bitmex: XBTM23: 136,900 USD @ 29511.4091 ``` [2023-05-24 12:46:36] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 27,600 USD @ 26758.7883 ``` [2023-05-24 12:46:39] bmagic : /position ethusd ``` :bitmex: ETHUSD: 330 Cont @ 1817.57 ``` [2023-05-24 12:46:49] bmagic : /position xrpusd ``` :bitmex: XRPUSD: 1,000 Cont @ 0.4552 ``` [2023-05-24 12:46:55] bmagic : /position ltcusd ``` :bitmex: LTCUSD: 1,400 Cont @ 86.49 ``` [2023-05-24 12:47:20] bmagic : :pepe: [2023-05-24 12:49:40] Pepenomics : :pepe: [2023-05-24 12:50:09] bmagic : when is btc going to show me some profit [2023-05-24 12:52:34] BAM Trading : Pepenomics: bepends if you're going long or short [2023-05-24 12:52:43] bmagic : FOMC meeting minutes will be released today, but its outdated info from May 2/3 [2023-05-24 12:52:44] bluemaster : bmagic: like this ? [2023-05-24 12:52:49] bluemaster : /upnl xbtu23 ``` :bitmex: XBTU23: -0.3055 XBT UPNL ``` [2023-05-24 12:52:53] bluemaster : /upnl xbtz23 ``` :bitmex: XBTZ23: -0.3127 XBT UPNL ```