This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

You have access to more than 50 million trollbox posts. This is more than 7 gigabyte of data hosted on a $5 server so please be patient or consider a donation

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[2023-04-20 05:15:28] LittleBuck : i dunno pretty classy act
[2023-04-20 05:15:40] LittleBuck : prolly cold there though poor fak
[2023-04-20 05:15:58] LittleBuck : it doesnt matter it will be
[2023-04-20 05:16:02] LittleBuck : without me
[2023-04-20 05:17:02] LittleBuck : im not certain if communists care to be called communists
[2023-04-20 05:17:09] 45th_blown_account : -5% fake dump ,gto bears, halving pumping is about to start
[2023-04-20 05:18:38] LittleBuck : putin..imagine if someone faks with me and someone else smokes him..thats innocent?
[2023-04-20 05:18:44] 45th_blown_account : GPU prices didnt go down, electricity went up, gas went up, lets go fake pump and dump it
[2023-04-20 05:19:04] TIMELICIOUS : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 20,000 USD @ 29630.4198 ```
[2023-04-20 05:19:13] LittleBuck : thats boss
[2023-04-20 05:19:21] TIMELICIOUS : I hope we pamp back up today 😅
[2023-04-20 05:20:02] 45th_blown_account : pomp it @TIMELICIOUS ✈️
[2023-04-20 05:20:11] LittleBuck : cold weather makes good people
[2023-04-20 05:20:39] LittleBuck : lol sorry Mario_
[2023-04-20 05:21:04] LittleBuck : good peepz havewarm weather
[2023-04-20 05:22:27] LittleBuck : hers pamp 5 min base btc https://www.tradingview.com/x/lvaTO3vV
[2023-04-20 05:22:38] LittleBuck : i pass in time
[2023-04-20 05:23:17] LittleBuck : fack btc when alien contact?
[2023-04-20 05:23:38] LittleBuck : btc getting boring af
[2023-04-20 05:23:47] 45th_blown_account : LittleBuck: everything is about companies these days, not about people. everything is being bought by companies. Except 1 thing 🗽
[2023-04-20 05:24:00] LittleBuck : 45th_blown_account: liberty?
[2023-04-20 05:24:13] 45th_blown_account : LittleBuck: bitcoin 😆
[2023-04-20 05:24:22] LittleBuck : yes i understand big box i saw e eu change last 25
[2023-04-20 05:24:35] LittleBuck : 45th_blown_account: ohh k
[2023-04-20 05:24:45] LittleBuck : im not into processed food
[2023-04-20 05:25:00] LittleBuck : or plastic wrappers on 100grams of meat
[2023-04-20 05:25:04] 45th_blown_account : companies may buy bitcoin but they cant own it 😊
[2023-04-20 05:25:28] LittleBuck : 45th_blown_account: true..never thought of that/thnx..its free enterprise btc
[2023-04-20 05:25:56] LittleBuck : i can sell the shat out of it
[2023-04-20 05:26:18] 45th_blown_account : bitcoin hasnt got a single secretary . a single employee 😃
[2023-04-20 05:26:25] LittleBuck : i really do like paying taxes though..its my own feelingz
[2023-04-20 05:26:57] LittleBuck : taxes where i shat n pass
[2023-04-20 05:27:42] ointerMC : hmm i leave pc to take a dump and btc starts to dump. Coincidence? or did i cast a spell
[2023-04-20 05:28:10] LittleBuck : its a mental condition ive created for my own welfare and my sourroundingz
[2023-04-20 05:28:44] LittleBuck : ointerMC: try a shower pump
[2023-04-20 05:29:01] ointerMC : LittleBuck: showers take too much time
[2023-04-20 05:29:12] LittleBuck : 5min btc dippy btfd btc bulliez
[2023-04-20 05:29:13] ointerMC : I have one of my servants sponge bathe me so I can keep watching chart
[2023-04-20 05:29:38] LittleBuck : ointerMC: ive showered with device 100x no prob long
[2023-04-20 05:29:50] LittleBuck : thats fa
[2023-04-20 05:30:23] LittleBuck : pusseeez
[2023-04-20 05:31:02] LittleBuck : im really surprised im not banned trollbox
[2023-04-20 05:31:10] LittleBuck : outrageous
[2023-04-20 05:31:40] LittleBuck : im so full of hate
[2023-04-20 05:32:17] LittleBuck : i think i told 30 here to gfy
[2023-04-20 05:32:41] LittleBuck : thatz not very kewl
[2023-04-20 05:33:21] LittleBuck : but i sleep well..like a baby
[2023-04-20 05:33:51] LittleBuck : mostly hands in pantz
[2023-04-20 05:35:03] LittleBuck : 45th_blown_account: wtf was cryptokittiez about eth chain?wtf?
[2023-04-20 05:35:17] LittleBuck : long time ago/images?
[2023-04-20 05:35:25] LittleBuck : fiasco
[2023-04-20 05:35:28] ointerMC : LittleBuck: it was a kinda like a nft
[2023-04-20 05:35:40] ointerMC : you could collect and breed crypto cats
[2023-04-20 05:35:49] ointerMC : it overloaded eth network for a bit lol
[2023-04-20 05:35:57] LittleBuck : ointerMC: thank you..i think it was image upload strAin or something
[2023-04-20 05:36:05] LittleBuck : on the chain
[2023-04-20 05:36:06] ointerMC : some cats were/are idk worth hundreds of K's
[2023-04-20 05:36:18] LittleBuck : ointerMC: greaat
[2023-04-20 05:36:23] ointerMC : also similar to bored ape
[2023-04-20 05:36:25] ointerMC : but no racism
[2023-04-20 05:36:32] LittleBuck : ointerMC: ohh
[2023-04-20 05:36:43] 45th_blown_account : LittleBuck: yeah an ETH scam i guess, CZ and Arthur and their friends made this thing. Rick sold some NFTs , i dont know their value now
[2023-04-20 05:36:44] ointerMC : just google crypto kitties lol
[2023-04-20 05:36:55] LittleBuck : 45th_blown_account: hmm
[2023-04-20 05:37:03] LittleBuck : non fungible
[2023-04-20 05:37:06] ointerMC : 45th_blown_account: lol no it was some recent grads from vancouver
[2023-04-20 05:37:55] 45th_blown_account : ointerMC: who ? what ?
[2023-04-20 05:38:00] LittleBuck : ointerMC: i try not to look back at fackupz
[2023-04-20 05:38:10] LittleBuck : jus curious
[2023-04-20 05:38:13] ointerMC : 45th_blown_account: thought you were talking bout cryptokitties
[2023-04-20 05:38:19] ointerMC : and it wasnt a fuckup lol
[2023-04-20 05:38:21] ointerMC : they made ban
[2023-04-20 05:38:22] LittleBuck : ahem not that kinda curious
[2023-04-20 05:39:18] LittleBuck : fakin centra coin floyd mayweather pamp binanmce listed while devz in jail..lol
[2023-04-20 05:39:53] LittleBuck : binance was nutbar platform 1 way tradez
[2023-04-20 05:39:59] 45th_blown_account : ointerMC: oh they banned crypto kitties ? too ponzi for this market i guess
[2023-04-20 05:40:12] LittleBuck : not many choices before
[2023-04-20 05:40:28] LittleBuck : safe
[2023-04-20 05:41:15] ointerMC : 45th_blown_account: nah i meant bank lol
[2023-04-20 05:41:45] LittleBuck : ointerMC: you a bc player?
[2023-04-20 05:42:02] ointerMC : i dont play cryptokitties
[2023-04-20 05:42:07] NasQk : :bmex:
[2023-04-20 05:42:10] LittleBuck : ointerMC: u from bc?
[2023-04-20 05:42:14] ointerMC : ya
[2023-04-20 05:42:22] LittleBuck : ointerMC: no shit
[2023-04-20 05:42:28] ointerMC : im fr
[2023-04-20 05:42:32] LittleBuck : woopz noshat
[2023-04-20 05:42:46] LittleBuck : yur french in bc?
[2023-04-20 05:43:13] ointerMC : im not french lol
[2023-04-20 05:43:18] ointerMC : why do you ask
[2023-04-20 05:43:31] LittleBuck : you see troudeauz expense sheet/villa 9k cad a night per person
[2023-04-20 05:43:43] LittleBuck : ointerMC: us said im fr
[2023-04-20 05:43:50] ointerMC : i meant for real
[2023-04-20 05:43:55] ointerMC : screw the french dawg
[2023-04-20 05:44:03] LittleBuck : ointerMC: coo fr
[2023-04-20 05:44:06] ointerMC : making me flip food packages so much when i wanna read ingredients
[2023-04-20 05:44:13] LittleBuck : ointerMC: lol/dawgz
[2023-04-20 05:44:19] ointerMC : i dont think he was charged
[2023-04-20 05:44:26] ointerMC : friend just let him stay for free prob
[2023-04-20 05:44:32] LittleBuck : ointerMC: lol same made me speak it
[2023-04-20 05:45:13] Werner : wernerd
[2023-04-20 05:45:14] LittleBuck : ointerMC: ohh..no big my sis worked a t joint large per night they were there too
[2023-04-20 05:45:29] LittleBuck : i d f c
[2023-04-20 05:45:37] LittleBuck : fakkem
[2023-04-20 05:46:16] 45th_blown_account : does anyone even buy NFTs ? i dont think so
[2023-04-20 05:46:28] ointerMC : LittleBuck: u just jelly of his luscious hair
[2023-04-20 05:46:39] LittleBuck : strongest tree is the one the wind blows up against
[2023-04-20 05:46:51] LittleBuck : ointerMC: lol/hairdude
[2023-04-20 05:47:00] LittleBuck : zox
[2023-04-20 05:47:29] LittleBuck : im jeaulous of his relationship with india
[2023-04-20 05:48:24] LittleBuck : ointerMC: i was stanley park aquarium last saturday
[2023-04-20 05:48:34] ointerMC : noice
[2023-04-20 05:48:40] LittleBuck : park and aquarium
[2023-04-20 05:48:45] LittleBuck : ointerMC: ya
[2023-04-20 05:49:05] LittleBuck : i cruise down hastings on my way in..lol
[2023-04-20 05:49:31] LittleBuck : i like reading hotel reviews in travelocities/cheap rooms
[2023-04-20 05:49:43] petyx : Ultra dedly death to crypto coins and bitf*ck
[2023-04-20 05:49:56] ointerMC : LittleBuck: how is hastings now
[2023-04-20 05:49:59] ointerMC : is it less shit
[2023-04-20 05:50:06] LittleBuck : meth zux/hastingz
[2023-04-20 05:50:24] LittleBuck : ointerMC: i dunno..maybe 20 % less
[2023-04-20 05:50:32] ointerMC : damn
[2023-04-20 05:50:50] LittleBuck : ointerMC: kinda societies cast outs prolly
[2023-04-20 05:51:28] LittleBuck : i grew up in the strip joints late 80z
[2023-04-20 05:51:34] LittleBuck : lol
[2023-04-20 05:51:44] ointerMC : I guess the clearing project wasnt that effective
[2023-04-20 05:51:42] LittleBuck : claim to fame
[2023-04-20 05:52:30] LittleBuck : ointerMC: i dont watch much local van newz re cleanup..i think they go out to valley too
[2023-04-20 05:52:49] ointerMC : LittleBuck: there was a project to clean up the tents on hastings st last week
[2023-04-20 05:52:52] LittleBuck : many addicted or psyche peepz
[2023-04-20 05:53:13] BitMEX_Hans : :me:\
[2023-04-20 05:53:14] LittleBuck : ointerMC: oh ya it def was better actually
[2023-04-20 05:53:19] BitMEX_Hans : gm
[2023-04-20 05:53:26] LittleBuck : about 70% better prolly..
[2023-04-20 05:53:28] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: GM SIR!
[2023-04-20 05:53:39] LittleBuck : wait for good weather..all night action
[2023-04-20 05:53:56] LittleBuck : tough job cops n first responderz
[2023-04-20 05:54:12] ointerMC : LittleBuck: ye
[2023-04-20 05:54:16] ointerMC : and delivery guys
[2023-04-20 05:54:18] ointerMC : used to do it
[2023-04-20 05:55:19] LittleBuck : ointerMC: ya..i drove pizzas 82 83 in highschool
[2023-04-20 05:55:26] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans:just lost connection to some stuff, is it maintenance?
[2023-04-20 05:55:42] ointerMC : orderbooks not loading D:
[2023-04-20 05:55:47] LittleBuck : ointerMC: ya i got that glitch/feed
[2023-04-20 05:56:01] LittleBuck : when is maintenance how many hrz?
[2023-04-20 05:56:09] ointerMC : 3hr
[2023-04-20 05:56:22] LittleBuck : ointerMC: tx/re 3hr
[2023-04-20 05:56:30] LittleBuck : 2am
[2023-04-20 05:56:45] LittleBuck : btc 5min bullying
[2023-04-20 05:56:48] ointerMC : oh actually
[2023-04-20 05:56:52] ointerMC : its almost over I think
[2023-04-20 05:56:58] LittleBuck : ointerMC: kewl
[2023-04-20 05:57:47] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: maintenance done in 3 min?
[2023-04-20 05:57:53] ointerMC : lotsa glitchy stuff atm
[2023-04-20 05:58:07] BitMEX_Hans : What's going on?
[2023-04-20 05:58:18] LittleBuck : ointerMC: what nationality are you bro?
[2023-04-20 05:58:39] ointerMC : my orderbook isnt loading
[2023-04-20 05:58:41] ointerMC : losing connection
[2023-04-20 05:58:51] ointerMC : keep having to refresh
[2023-04-20 05:58:58] elChisoso : Yeah websocket is broken
[2023-04-20 05:59:02] BitMEX_Hans : checking
[2023-04-20 06:01:09] Buckztr : lol lost my trade..back..purrfect good work hans
[2023-04-20 06:01:21] carrot : whats going on?
[2023-04-20 06:01:24] carrot : im frozen
[2023-04-20 06:01:32] inma$ : same
[2023-04-20 06:01:36] bnq : disconnneeec
[2023-04-20 06:01:37] elChisoso : Bitmex is loading a big market move.
[2023-04-20 06:01:39] ointerMC : carrot: maitenance probably messed something up guys
[2023-04-20 06:01:40] Bobby Axelrod. : Mex down?
[2023-04-20 06:01:46] Buckztr : turn off yur muzik
[2023-04-20 06:01:49] ointerMC : Hans is working on it
[2023-04-20 06:02:04] bnq : there better not be a 2k wick down the orderbook when this comes back
[2023-04-20 06:02:11] ointerMC : chat shows 0 bots 0 users :o
[2023-04-20 06:02:19] LittleBuck : bnq: lol..memories
[2023-04-20 06:02:27] carrot : 3 hours offline ?
[2023-04-20 06:02:30] carrot : cant even close trade
[2023-04-20 06:02:45] LittleBuck : at the whim
[2023-04-20 06:02:53] ointerMC : carrot: this only happened a few minutes ago
[2023-04-20 06:03:21] carrot : notification says 3-6 maintenance
[2023-04-20 06:03:32] LittleBuck : btc price independant of bmex
[2023-04-20 06:03:41] ointerMC : carrot: stuff only started breaking like 5-8 mins ago
[2023-04-20 06:03:48] carrot : lol we back
[2023-04-20 06:03:52] ointerMC : looks like they're fixing it
[2023-04-20 06:04:03] LittleBuck : rtq mex 28894
[2023-04-20 06:04:11] ointerMC : chat still showing 0 users 0 bots @BitMEX_Hans
[2023-04-20 06:04:16] ointerMC : nevermind
[2023-04-20 06:04:19] ointerMC : thankyou sir
[2023-04-20 06:04:38] LittleBuck : fak bmex staff is on it
[2023-04-20 06:04:52] Insayan : what happened to xbtusd orderbook
[2023-04-20 06:05:21] ointerMC : Insayan: its fixed refresh
[2023-04-20 06:05:24] bnq : it went on a vacation
[2023-04-20 06:05:40] Insayan : ointerMC: it’s halved. some mm tapped out lol
[2023-04-20 06:05:54] bnq : always bullish when orderbook crashes
[2023-04-20 06:05:56] Insayan : both the bidside and askside halved in total liq
[2023-04-20 06:05:59] ointerMC : bullas are bout to get dumped on
[2023-04-20 06:06:16] bnq : Insayan: api bots got canceled out, they will refresh soon
[2023-04-20 06:06:22] ointerMC : bots fell asleep, owners are rushing to their pcs to turn them back on
[2023-04-20 06:06:39] LittleBuck : btc up
[2023-04-20 06:07:12] bnq : ointerMC: bullish
[2023-04-20 06:08:26] elChisoso : Probably bouncing now.
[2023-04-20 06:08:41] LittleBuck : btc 5min bully my 100x entry gold 28805.4938
[2023-04-20 06:08:51] LittleBuck : https://www.tradingview.com/x/wMyU6IpH
[2023-04-20 06:09:19] LittleBuck : rtqmex 28995
[2023-04-20 06:12:08] Fuun : :joy: dont panic.
[2023-04-20 06:12:41] BitMEX_Hans : ointerMC: users should now be back
[2023-04-20 06:12:46] bnq : https://www.tradingview.com/x/8GitlWay
[2023-04-20 06:13:05] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: thankyou sir.
[2023-04-20 06:13:15] ointerMC : 'precaite you <3
[2023-04-20 06:13:19] bnq : or https://www.tradingview.com/x/ozFI8yUs
[2023-04-20 06:15:38] bnq : here comes 29500
[2023-04-20 06:15:43] Fuun : its okay. :joy:
[2023-04-20 06:16:01] BullSoldier : first carress them then gently them
[2023-04-20 06:17:18] ointerMC : second day in a row i've sent a <3 to hans and he hasnt sent me one back :'(
[2023-04-20 06:17:36] Fuun : looks like u kids got triggered the last days, again.
[2023-04-20 06:17:40] Fuun : oh my.
[2023-04-20 06:17:47] 45th_blown_account : lets go bullas
[2023-04-20 06:17:50] Sukovsky : A week of traps. Bullish
[2023-04-20 06:17:52] bnq : he don low u nomo
[2023-04-20 06:18:02] ointerMC : Sukovsky: first part is right sir, bulltrap
[2023-04-20 06:18:20] bnq : ointerMC: nopes
[2023-04-20 06:18:27] bnq : bottom of the bottom here ser
[2023-04-20 06:18:53] bnq : liq engine about to kick in
[2023-04-20 06:19:05] ointerMC : bnq: I counter your statements with
[2023-04-20 06:19:06] bnq : most people shorted half the wave down
[2023-04-20 06:19:13] Doge X : :doge:
[2023-04-20 06:19:15] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket:
[2023-04-20 06:19:25] bnq : so they will all get rekt while this pushes up over 30k
[2023-04-20 06:19:31] Doge X : :bitcoin: 29k :doge:
[2023-04-20 06:23:25] ointerMC : bullas dont realize, this going down
[2023-04-20 06:23:27] ointerMC : its #sad
[2023-04-20 06:23:53] BullSoldier : its pulled pork trap
[2023-04-20 06:24:48] Doge X : 🤣
[2023-04-20 06:25:41] petyx : only US dolla are 100% safu
[2023-04-20 06:26:04] bnq : petyx: muted
[2023-04-20 06:26:28] petyx : bnq: 😄😆 hfsp bitf*ckboy
[2023-04-20 06:27:05] bnq : there is only so much idiocracy one can listen to, limits exceeded
[2023-04-20 06:27:43] LittleBuck : https://www.tradingview.com/x/5fwG6jHz 5min btc bully
[2023-04-20 06:28:43] LittleBuck : crotch stop longz 28950
[2023-04-20 06:29:09] ointerMC : LittleBuck: bro how many times have you said 5 min bully and been wrong D:
[2023-04-20 06:29:49] LittleBuck : ointerMC: its being right winz not wrong
[2023-04-20 06:29:59] wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: hi. I have one suggestion.
[2023-04-20 06:30:16] LittleBuck : wrongz are fa..its a nervous twitch..you're sour bear?
[2023-04-20 06:30:39] ointerMC : wassa_wassa_bitconee: respond to my <3 with a heart? ::pepe:
[2023-04-20 06:30:44] Senior. Professor. : @BitMEX_Hans Good Morning, ser. Aloha! :doge: :catjam: :alpaca:
[2023-04-20 06:32:24] wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: can you please just fooking revert this stupid pnl system ? I asked you guys to put pnl in USD as well but you guys don’t give a flying fook about what we want. This is the stupidest pnl system.
[2023-04-20 06:32:38] wassa_wassa_bitconee : ointerMC: lol crazy pleb
[2023-04-20 06:32:59] ointerMC : . @wassa_wassa_bitconee how dare you sir
[2023-04-20 06:33:04] BitMEX_Hans : wassa_wassa_bitconee: you mean the instant PnL realisation? Do you want to get it disabled?
[2023-04-20 06:33:11] ointerMC : :pepe:
[2023-04-20 06:33:23] BitMEX_Hans : Senior. Professor.: good morning!
[2023-04-20 06:33:33] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: <3
[2023-04-20 06:33:37] Senior. Professor. : BitMEX_Hans: mahalo :doge: :catjam: :kek: :alpaca:
[2023-04-20 06:33:48] wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: yes sir. I am in a profitable trade but it’s showing negative unrealised pnl
[2023-04-20 06:34:01] ointerMC : wassa_wassa_bitconee: that is because of new cross feature sir
[2023-04-20 06:34:19] Fuun : crypto tony is on the run again.
[2023-04-20 06:34:34] Fuun : check the twitter tab, kids.
[2023-04-20 06:34:42] BitMEX_Hans : wassa_wassa_bitconee: but then you should have a realised profit. I think our team has to create a video to explain people how it works
[2023-04-20 06:34:43] Fuun : no need for another tries.
[2023-04-20 06:34:46] Fuun : :joy:
[2023-04-20 06:35:18] Fuun : theFuunbox is dead, give it time. :joy:
[2023-04-20 06:35:41] wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: yes. Looks like I am the one who is stupid, not the feature. @ointerMC Explain sir
[2023-04-20 06:35:54] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: I think sending an email to all bitmex users would be good
[2023-04-20 06:35:55] wassa_wassa_bitconee : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0019 XBT RPNL, -0.0005 XBT UPNL ```
[2023-04-20 06:36:00] Fuun : we drove a race yesterday.
[2023-04-20 06:36:05] ointerMC : lotta cross users havent heard about the change
[2023-04-20 06:36:15] ointerMC : wassa_wassa_bitconee: theres a blogpost bout it
[2023-04-20 06:36:17] Fuun : and safety rating went from 69 to 66.
[2023-04-20 06:36:22] wassa_wassa_bitconee : That pnl should not be negative
[2023-04-20 06:36:29] ointerMC : https://blog.bitmex.com/pnl-realisation-cross-margining/
[2023-04-20 06:36:31] Fuun : we need to get to 80 at least.
[2023-04-20 06:36:33] ointerMC : wassa_wassa_bitconee:
[2023-04-20 06:36:34] bnq : wassa_wassa_bitconee: you see rpnl isnot negative
[2023-04-20 06:36:39] Fuun : to start with a 2.5 license.
[2023-04-20 06:36:55] BitMEX_Hans : wassa_wassa_bitconee: every 10 minutes, we take profits on your cross margin position, and the "Realised PnL" number changes. At the time, the profit is realised your entry price changes. So let's say, you just had 0.2XBT profit on you long position, and now the price is dropping. Then you still have the realised profit of 0.2XBT, but a negative unrealisedPnL. Since the price dropped since the last time we realised your profits.
[2023-04-20 06:36:59] Fuun : oh.
[2023-04-20 06:36:59] bnq : deduct 0005 from 0019 and you have the current pnl
[2023-04-20 06:37:00] BitMEX_Hans : hard to explain.. I know..
[2023-04-20 06:37:01] Fuun : stop it.
[2023-04-20 06:37:02] wassa_wassa_bitconee : ointerMC: thank you. @bnq Upnl should also not be negative
[2023-04-20 06:37:12] Fuun : support@bitmex.com.
[2023-04-20 06:37:19] ointerMC : wassa_wassa_bitconee: it realizes every 10 min with cross
[2023-04-20 06:37:22] bnq : well it was more then it probably went down after we turned back up
[2023-04-20 06:37:25] bnq : if your short
[2023-04-20 06:37:25] Fuun : use this and dont spam theFuunbox, please.
[2023-04-20 06:37:31] bnq : you-re
[2023-04-20 06:37:48] Fuun : or the kids start to learn reading.
[2023-04-20 06:37:51] bnq : as it already realized it
[2023-04-20 06:38:05] BitMEX_Hans : wassa_wassa_bitconee: if the price is dropping since the last time we realised profits, your unrealised pnl will be negative
[2023-04-20 06:38:05] Fuun : its all explained somewhere, we guess.
[2023-04-20 06:38:16] bnq : that
[2023-04-20 06:38:18] Fuun : and u are still going.
[2023-04-20 06:38:23] Fuun : dont be cute again.
[2023-04-20 06:38:32] BitMEX_Hans : however, your profits are already locked in the "realised PnL" and they are in your wallet already
[2023-04-20 06:38:38] bnq : with old system you would be at 14 profit right now
[2023-04-20 06:38:41] Fuun : it already happened.
[2023-04-20 06:38:43] Fuun : its simple.
[2023-04-20 06:38:47] Fuun : u cant change it.
[2023-04-20 06:39:00] bnq : back down from 19
[2023-04-20 06:39:07] bnq : insted it shows -5
[2023-04-20 06:39:13] Fuun : just tell family and friends, it was a woman.
[2023-04-20 06:39:13] bnq : as you got the 19 already
[2023-04-20 06:39:46] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: I really think yall should email big updates like the cross change to users, seems like a lot of users dont check the notifications bell
[2023-04-20 06:39:50] bnq : if your trade goes back to where you entered techincally you would be -19 then
[2023-04-20 06:39:54] Fuun : hansi.
[2023-04-20 06:39:56] wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: ohhh. That’s scary. But what is the use of it ? I am sure low IQ plebs in here don’t care about such features. I think we need to show the pnl in USD.
[2023-04-20 06:40:00] bnq : not takin into consid the fees
[2023-04-20 06:40:13] Fuun : can u give us the function to mute?
[2023-04-20 06:40:33] bnq : rpnl 19 and upnl -19
[2023-04-20 06:40:43] wassa_wassa_bitconee : bnq: that’s stupid system sir.
[2023-04-20 06:40:50] bnq : don't blame me
[2023-04-20 06:41:04] bnq : it means you can allocate your pnl into other trades before closing
[2023-04-20 06:41:08] BitMEX_Hans : wassa_wassa_bitconee: let's say you have a position with an unrealisedPnL of 10XBT. To free up your profits, you had to fully close your position to realise profits. Now the system does it automatically and you can use your profit to top up your position for example. Without closing the position first
[2023-04-20 06:41:13] Fuun : oh my.
[2023-04-20 06:41:19] bnq : also means, like husky said so well, rekt while getting REKT
[2023-04-20 06:41:27] Fuun : again?
[2023-04-20 06:42:08] bnq : be sure to use stops if you use the pnl before closing os
[2023-04-20 06:42:09] bnq : pos
[2023-04-20 06:42:25] Fuun : kids, there are books out in the wild.
[2023-04-20 06:42:35] Fuun : why do u need instruction from an admin?
[2023-04-20 06:42:36] bnq : otherwise liq comes creeping fast
[2023-04-20 06:43:08] 45th_blown_account : yeah if its negative pnl, its realized not unrealized , right ?
[2023-04-20 06:43:18] Fuun : or investopia can help too, to learn trading and profit and loss.
[2023-04-20 06:43:33] 45th_blown_account : already taken from account ? or negative pnl nothing happnes
[2023-04-20 06:43:56] BitMEX_Hans : 45th_blown_account: if its' negative, we don't realise it. Only profits are realised every 10 minutes
[2023-04-20 06:44:03] Fuun : this one too?
[2023-04-20 06:44:05] Fuun : cute.
[2023-04-20 06:44:12] Fuun : lets see, who will come next.
[2023-04-20 06:44:32] 45th_blown_account : BitMEX_Hans: oh ok thanx
[2023-04-20 06:48:50] Mr.IToldYou : If this new system was good for us WE WOULD NOT HAVE GOT IT
[2023-04-20 06:49:18] Mr.IToldYou : Just go bybit already guys
[2023-04-20 06:50:47] PanDAFarm : /competition join ``` :bitmex: There is no active competition ```
[2023-04-20 06:51:29] ointerMC : PanDAFarm: pez on vacation :pepe:
[2023-04-20 06:55:32] NasQk : i missd $pepe$ :(
[2023-04-20 06:55:40] NasQk : x10 in 3 day
[2023-04-20 06:56:03] NasQk : fuck me was busy trolling here
[2023-04-20 07:00:19] ointerMC : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket:]
[2023-04-20 07:12:44] 45th_blown_account : its time for ETH scam to destroy itself
[2023-04-20 07:26:58] bnq : https://www.tradingview.com/x/in2KRyCs/
[2023-04-20 07:27:52] bnq : 45th_blown_account: what is it with this negative bias
[2023-04-20 07:31:28] BullSoldier : fucking hell
[2023-04-20 07:31:36] BullSoldier : hello
[2023-04-20 07:31:38] BullSoldier : no chat
[2023-04-20 07:31:59] BullSoldier : lol my chat doesnt show messages
[2023-04-20 07:32:22] MagikarpInMasterball : Morning folks, how's life here?
[2023-04-20 07:32:53] 45th_blown_account : what chat ?
[2023-04-20 07:33:14] IEthereum : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket:
[2023-04-20 07:33:29] IEthereum : :downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket::downrocket:😜
[2023-04-20 07:33:33] IEthereum : 😜
[2023-04-20 07:34:34] bnq : remember that chart
[2023-04-20 07:36:17] 45th_blown_account : bnq: negative bias? what is that
[2023-04-20 07:38:01] petyx : death to BTC and ETH
[2023-04-20 07:38:02] IEthereum : :arthur::bmex:
[2023-04-20 07:39:21] bnq : 45th_blown_account: when you are stuck in negative mindset, everything is bad and worse. can't see clearly
[2023-04-20 07:39:58] bnq : really bad mindset for trading, being emotionally biased
[2023-04-20 07:40:23] bnq : 46th loading
[2023-04-20 07:44:35] BullSoldier : lol look at spx
[2023-04-20 07:46:31] petyx : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuHSQqCX0AAPBC9?format=png&name=small
[2023-04-20 07:50:57] bnq : https://www.tradingview.com/x/yqCNnElt/
[2023-04-20 07:52:08] bnq : we have 2 possibilities, bullish is still more likely
[2023-04-20 07:56:22] ointerMC : chat so dead it makes me sad
[2023-04-20 07:56:38] ointerMC : D:
[2023-04-20 07:56:55] ointerMC : dafuq
[2023-04-20 07:56:58] ointerMC : @admin
[2023-04-20 07:57:08] ointerMC : chats broken for me
[2023-04-20 07:57:23] ointerMC : not showing new messages unless I refresh
[2023-04-20 07:58:28] Pappa : Whoopsie hehe
[2023-04-20 08:00:15] bnq : SPX is going down to 1700 in 2 legs
[2023-04-20 08:00:55] moonkid : i think bull
[2023-04-20 08:01:10] BitMEX_pez : ointerMC: I'll let people know. It should fix itself up in a minute or two
[2023-04-20 08:01:17] moonkid : smells like bull
[2023-04-20 08:01:48] BitMEX_Hans : Hey guys, have you already seen the new twitter feed on the trading page? You can enable it by clicking on the filter icon in the top right corner. Right below your user icon.
[2023-04-20 08:01:53] BitMEX_pez : Chat is no longer on the same architecture as trading so it has less resources on it
[2023-04-20 08:01:59] BitMEX_Hans : ointerMC: test
[2023-04-20 08:02:01] bnq : moonkid: u saw my chart?
[2023-04-20 08:02:30] bnq : still have to manually refresh whole page @BitMEX_Hans
[2023-04-20 08:02:33] ointerMC : moonkid: :downrocket:
[2023-04-20 08:02:44] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: i didnt see it till I refreshed
[2023-04-20 08:02:58] ointerMC : dont see my own messages till I refresh
[2023-04-20 08:03:23] trading_mentalist : hey guys visit my onlylongs for nudes cheers
[2023-04-20 08:03:49] trading_mentalist : hey guys visit my onlylongs for nudes cheers
[2023-04-20 08:03:51] ointerMC : i'll let u know if it doesn't change in 5 mins @BitMEX_Hans
[2023-04-20 08:04:22] BitMEX_Hans : ointerMC: it's the same for me :/
[2023-04-20 08:04:35] ointerMC : BitMEX_pez: thought you were on vacation? :o
[2023-04-20 08:06:34] elmo check : :bmex:
[2023-04-20 08:06:54] ointerMC : does this mean we get new comp tommorow? :o
[2023-04-20 08:06:57] elmo check : :bmex:
[2023-04-20 08:13:03] Rocketttman : :bmex:
[2023-04-20 08:13:12] Rocketttman : :bmex:
[2023-04-20 08:18:05] BitMEX_Hans : test
[2023-04-20 08:19:15] moonkid : hello
[2023-04-20 08:19:31] moonkid : the chat seems bugged to me
[2023-04-20 08:19:43] moonkid : i have to refresh my page for it to update
[2023-04-20 08:20:18] BitMEX_pez : moonkid: I told people
[2023-04-20 08:20:43] BitMEX_pez : moonkid: should be getting fixed up soon. Giving the /realtimePlatform endpoint more resources
[2023-04-20 08:21:01] trading_mentalist : wow bro my long and hard position is thrusting into her arse
[2023-04-20 08:21:24] BitMEX_pez : ointerMC: yeah I'm on leave. Not getting a comp.
[2023-04-20 08:22:28] bnq : https://www.tradingview.com/x/1K8Eo2US
[2023-04-20 08:24:02] BitMEX_pez : ointerMC: https://imgur.com/a/QEgkNPE
[2023-04-20 08:24:41] mises : we back?
[2023-04-20 08:25:03] trading_mentalist : nice one she is having a break because her arse is sore from my long and hard position
[2023-04-20 08:25:13] ElHozo : :bmex:
[2023-04-20 08:25:32] ElHozo : Test Hans
[2023-04-20 08:25:43] BitMEX_Hans : ElHozo: :D
[2023-04-20 08:25:46] trading_mentalist : she is too sore she stopped now cheers
[2023-04-20 08:25:54] ointerMC : BitMEX_pez: sir I hope you're getting compensated for the work you're doing now
[2023-04-20 08:26:01] ointerMC : please go frollick in the sand asap
[2023-04-20 08:26:29] BitMEX_pez : ointerMC: I'm relaxing in the kids club.
[2023-04-20 08:26:41] ointerMC : send pics
[2023-04-20 08:26:53] ointerMC : damnit
[2023-04-20 08:27:01] ointerMC : this chat bug confusing
[2023-04-20 08:27:17] ointerMC : I meant I wanted pics of pez frollicking in the sand
[2023-04-20 08:27:36] BitMEX_pez : Lol. Bug will be fixed soon. I'm sure Hans has raised an incident
[2023-04-20 08:27:45] trading_mentalist : i have conducted major market research and discovered that Pez is not receiving the comp, therefore we can detect that Pez suffers from enjoying his job such shame big sad
[2023-04-20 08:27:49] Fuun : u are really a useless tool. :joy:
[2023-04-20 08:28:20] ointerMC : BitMEX_pez: great, but I still want a pic of you mid jump over some sand
[2023-04-20 08:28:25] Fuun : unbelievable.
[2023-04-20 08:28:35] Fuun : but.
[2023-04-20 08:28:38] Fuun : still cute.
[2023-04-20 08:28:52] ointerMC : like this https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/03/29/02/71/1000_F_329027194_NGX9mRRt1BcP862ldmFCQzbFpqMQ6VXJ.jpg
[2023-04-20 08:29:33] Fuun : we are here for your mental health issues, kids. :joy:#
[2023-04-20 08:29:44] trading_mentalist : 😆
[2023-04-20 08:30:32] BitMEX_Hans : Some users experience issues with the Trollbox not loading new messages - as a work around, please refresh the page. We are working on a fix now.
[2023-04-20 08:31:10] BitMEX_Hans : Some users experience issues with the Trollbox not loading new messages - as a work around, please refresh the page. We are working on a fix now.
[2023-04-20 08:31:17] DrBritcoin : still a short
[2023-04-20 08:31:40] DrBritcoin : still a short folks
[2023-04-20 08:34:08] trading_mentalist : shortinell
[2023-04-20 08:37:22] bnq : pattern https://www.tradingview.com/x/skyYDpX9
[2023-04-20 08:37:26] ointerMC : trading_mentalist: idk what shortinell means sir but yes it is a short
[2023-04-20 08:37:45] Fuun : to handle 2-3 kids, isnt a big deal.
[2023-04-20 08:37:51] Fuun : dont worry.
[2023-04-20 08:38:51] trading_mentalist : /since ``` :bitmex: trading_mentalist has been on BitMEX since Mar 28, 2020. ```
[2023-04-20 08:39:19] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 28802.5
[2023-04-20 08:39:28] ointerMC : oh my
[2023-04-20 08:39:30] Fuun : re-deposit and try again.
[2023-04-20 08:39:33] trading_mentalist : ointerMC: well it is a combination of a few things condesned into a single language strategy which can be excecuted at the market price
[2023-04-20 08:40:20] ointerMC : trading_mentalist: bro dont act like shortinell is a thing
[2023-04-20 08:40:31] trading_mentalist : shortinell= fuck me fucking hell short in hell who the hell shorting short me
[2023-04-20 08:40:35] wassa_wassa_bitconee : /since ``` :bitmex: wassa_wassa_bitconee has been on BitMEX since Aug 17, 2020. ```
[2023-04-20 08:40:48] Fuun : its like using the archives now, kids.
[2023-04-20 08:40:51] wassa_wassa_bitconee : /since ``` :bitmex: wassa_wassa_bitconee has been on BitMEX since Aug 17, 2020. ```
[2023-04-20 08:40:57] wassa_wassa_bitconee : dead
[2023-04-20 08:40:58] wassa_wassa_bitconee : dead
[2023-04-20 08:41:11] Fuun : refresh, type., laugh.
[2023-04-20 08:41:23] trading_mentalist : ahaha @ointerMC
[2023-04-20 08:41:30] Fuun : oh period and a comma.
[2023-04-20 08:41:30] wassa_wassa_bitconee : Fuun: post my archieve data
[2023-04-20 08:41:32] Fuun : thats new.
[2023-04-20 08:41:37] Fuun : wait, give us a moment.
[2023-04-20 08:41:39] bluemaster : what happen to my balls? where is @blueballmaster gone ?
[2023-04-20 08:42:02] trading_mentalist : Some users experience issues with the Trollbox not loading new messages - as a work around, please refresh the page. We are working on a fix now.
[2023-04-20 08:42:32] trading_mentalist : bluemaster: 😆
[2023-04-20 08:43:20] Fuun : [2023-04-20 06:29:59]wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: hi. I have one suggestion.
[2023-04-20 08:43:33] Fuun : [2023-04-20 06:32:24]wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: can you please just fooking revert this stupid pnl system ? I asked you guys to put pnl in USD as well but you guys don’t give a flying fook about what we want. This is the stupidest pnl system.
[2023-04-20 08:43:57] Fuun : u need to watch your language, kid.
[2023-04-20 08:44:00] Fuun : :blush:
[2023-04-20 08:44:52] Fuun : and if u dont know, this is no suggestion, this is your personal experience with the system.
[2023-04-20 08:45:05] Fuun : and a dead theFuunbox, u are tryin to revive. :joy:
[2023-04-20 08:45:15] Fuun : try again? (:
[2023-04-20 08:49:35] wassa_wassa_bitconee : Fuun: fooking post my stats
[2023-04-20 08:49:54] BitMEX_Hans : test
[2023-04-20 08:49:57] kroleg666 : /position dogeusd easy Doge, easy life ``` :bitmex: DOGEUSD: 75 Cont @ 0.08735 ```
[2023-04-20 08:50:11] BitMEX_Hans : /since ``` :bitmex: BitMEX_Hans has been on BitMEX since May 6, 2019. ```
[2023-04-20 08:50:27] kroleg666 : /position dogeusd ``` :bitmex: DOGEUSD: 75 Cont @ 0.08735 ```
[2023-04-20 08:50:53] BitMEX_Hans : soon 4 years.. make sure to congratulate.
[2023-04-20 08:51:04] BitMEX_Hans : :doge:
[2023-04-20 08:51:18] Fuun : u have no stats, kid.
[2023-04-20 08:51:24] Fuun : and no gratulation, sorry.
[2023-04-20 08:51:30] Fuun : try again. :joy:
[2023-04-20 08:52:35] Fuun : not relevant enough, u know.
[2023-04-20 08:52:39] trading_mentalist : 🔥🌟
[2023-04-20 08:53:04] trading_mentalist : ehh where do you get the dog icon lmao
[2023-04-20 08:53:25] wassa_wassa_bitconee : BitMEX_Hans: congratulations sir
[2023-04-20 08:53:33] ointerMC : /since ``` :bitmex: ointerMC has been on BitMEX since Feb 25, 2020. ```
[2023-04-20 08:53:37] bnq : https://www.tradingview.com/x/npAhmlxw
[2023-04-20 08:54:19] elmo check : BitMEX_Hans: congrats 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 4 more years 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
[2023-04-20 08:54:27] ointerMC : BitMEX_Hans: i will congrat on the 6th sir
[2023-04-20 08:54:36] ointerMC : im expecting pez to post a pic based off of this https://imgur.com/a/RC2tnL4
[2023-04-20 08:54:55] ointerMC : or I will assume pez isnt actually on vacation and bitmex wants to save money by not doing comps
[2023-04-20 08:55:22] Fuun : just say thank u, young hansi.
[2023-04-20 08:55:27] Fuun : we find friends for u. :joy:
[2023-04-20 08:57:44] BitMEX_Chet : Pez keeps messaging but he is definitely out of the office
[2023-04-20 08:58:05] Atlemos : Dead cat bounce, KYC killing btc https://www.tradingview.com/x/C5A51UcM/
[2023-04-20 08:58:27] Fuun : u know that these kids have no timing.
[2023-04-20 08:58:38] Fuun : and u can see now, why.
[2023-04-20 08:58:53] Fuun : patience, kids. may 6 is coming.
[2023-04-20 08:59:05] Atlemos : Binance casins latest kyc, stand on one leg and jump
[2023-04-20 09:00:30] ointerMC : BitMEX_Chet: theres only one way to prove, recreate this photo https://imgur.com/a/RC2tnL4
[2023-04-20 09:00:59] ointerMC : doesnt have to jump as high ofc
[2023-04-20 09:05:37] BullSoldier : Fuun: may 6 is explosion to 50k
[2023-04-20 09:05:55] BullSoldier : I just need to find a way not to get fucked till then
[2023-04-20 09:06:01] petyx : ultra deadly dump incoming
[2023-04-20 09:06:41] Fuun : lag 18ms.
[2023-04-20 09:07:03] Fuun : offset +3.
[2023-04-20 09:07:32] Atlemos : petyx: indeed i thhink so
[2023-04-20 09:07:36] Fuun : [2023-04-20 08:50:53]BitMEX_Hans : soon 4 years.. make sure to congratulate.
[2023-04-20 09:07:46] Fuun : its the 4th birthday of young hansi.
[2023-04-20 09:07:52] Fuun : dont make science out of it.
[2023-04-20 09:07:55] Fuun : relax. :joy:
[2023-04-20 09:08:54] Fuun : the way to not get catched by mama is.
[2023-04-20 09:09:01] Fuun : wait for it.