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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-04-14 09:21:39] rapidgains : finex almsot $30 higher than stamp lol [2017-04-14 09:21:55] Ahhere : someone is wrong @rapidgains [2017-04-14 09:21:59] alcapone@ : /price [2017-04-14 09:22:05] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1164.96 (-0.55%) Bitfinex : 1192.10 (-0.16%) The Woodchipper : 1185.40 (-0.19%) itBit : 1176.32 (-0.29%) Kraken : 1177.90 (-0.28%) GDAX : 1178.69 (-0.24%) SLQ : 11 mins``` [2017-04-14 09:22:11] rapidgains : Ahhere: ? [2017-04-14 09:22:23] Ahhere : *one price is wrong but which one!? [2017-04-14 09:22:56] rapidgains : oh, well i think they are both at the ends of extremes [2017-04-14 09:23:00] Wonker : Ahhere: the less liquid one (stamp) [2017-04-14 09:23:01] Shoba : i'd be most worried about bitfinex [2017-04-14 09:23:07] rapidgains : coinbase and gdax are in the middle [2017-04-14 09:23:45] Shoba : don't trust them at all + people not being able to cash out u.s. wires [2017-04-14 09:24:13] alcapone@ : Shoba: they can transfer btc to me [2017-04-14 09:24:14] rapidgains : stamp 1155 [2017-04-14 09:24:18] Ahhere : Shoba: euro withdrawals allowed and btc withdrawals. wells fargo dont have any customer funds. its not gox [2017-04-14 09:24:19] mark121 : okay ttarget htan 1172 [2017-04-14 09:24:37] Wonker : Turns out Wells was right to seize Finex's funds. OH dear [2017-04-14 09:24:38] Wonker : http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-exchange-bitfinex-withdraws-lawsuit-wells-fargo/ [2017-04-14 09:24:46] mark121 : which is actually quite great, it moves the daily target lower [2017-04-14 09:24:49] rapidgains : finex so lame man [2017-04-14 09:24:58] Shoba : Ahhere: not saying all the money is gone, but i really don't trust them, founder was involved with old btc ponzi scams [2017-04-14 09:25:03] mark121 : now we cud see 3 digits whatwhahtwhat [2017-04-14 09:25:17] rapidgains : stampp 1156 and finex at 1188 [2017-04-14 09:25:18] rapidgains : lmao [2017-04-14 09:25:21] mark121 : whenever it works its way down [2017-04-14 09:25:23] alcapone@ : btc to 900 [2017-04-14 09:25:26] mark121 : couple days [2017-04-14 09:25:47] mark121 : i though tthat crazy wick was ETF fud [2017-04-14 09:25:54] rugu : what do you guys think the support level wil be for the dump? [2017-04-14 09:25:55] Ahhere : Shoba: didnt know that which scams did he do? [2017-04-14 09:25:59] rapidgains : the whole state of bitcoin exchanges is sad [2017-04-14 09:26:01] mark121 : 1072 [2017-04-14 09:26:07] rapidgains : price is fucked up across the board [2017-04-14 09:26:10] alcapone@ : rugu: 925 [2017-04-14 09:26:27] alcapone@ : SELL!!!! [2017-04-14 09:26:31] Ahhere : Shoba: they did pay back bfx hack tho that is positive for their rep [2017-04-14 09:27:10] rapidgains : Ahhere: https://twitter.com/22loops/status/852271631057784832 [2017-04-14 09:27:18] rapidgains : fishy stuff [2017-04-14 09:27:26] Shoba : Ahhere: not sure if he was part of the scammers or just the scammed, but take a look here (he's defending the scammer): https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=101345.0 [2017-04-14 09:27:36] mark121 : 1070 even [2017-04-14 09:27:43] rapidgains : did they make 60m in fees? [2017-04-14 09:27:49] rapidgains : or did they get some btc back [2017-04-14 09:28:16] mark121 : https://www.tradingview.com/x/3lzmyRMR/ [2017-04-14 09:28:48] alcapone@ : mark121: idiot [2017-04-14 09:28:50] Shoba : there's a chance they bought back a lot of the coins at 1/3rd price, + there's some weird investment thing they may have convinced some big holders to take, so probably not a full 60m (that's assuming it was an "honest" hack) [2017-04-14 09:28:54] rapidgains : they went from 5% redeemed to 100% in one month [2017-04-14 09:29:53] mark121 : alcapone@: ya sry i chose conservatism over potentialy rekting any1 following - its nice and final now [2017-04-14 09:29:57] rapidgains : Shoba: ur prob right [2017-04-14 09:30:14] rapidgains : stamp hit 1142 and finex still wont budge [2017-04-14 09:30:17] Shoba : i'm not sure we have a guarantee that they're solvent either, they claim they'll look into an independent audit - but it sure hasn't happened yet [2017-04-14 09:30:31] Ahhere : i dont get it. they paid back peoples money whats the downside? you think they borrowed to do it? [2017-04-14 09:30:42] Shoba : so i don't know for sure what the real situation is there, but a lot of screwy stuff [2017-04-14 09:30:51] rapidgains : Ahhere: lack of transparency [2017-04-14 09:31:03] Shoba : yeah complete lack of financial transparency [2017-04-14 09:31:19] rapidgains : if they told us how they did it it be fine [2017-04-14 09:31:29] Ahhere : yeah that is not good. But compared to all the other big hacks I would much prefer to be hacked on this than any other hack [2017-04-14 09:31:48] mark121 : cud even do 1164 - all jus depends on your risk aversion [2017-04-14 09:31:48] Shoba : also they only paid the usd value, if bitcoin had gone down instead, good luck getting paid [2017-04-14 09:31:58] Shoba : so it was like $600 instead of $1200 per btc [2017-04-14 09:32:06] emcor : haha its happening guys: [2017-04-14 09:32:22] emcor : people dump their bitcoin on bitstamp to withdraw their bitfinex usd [2017-04-14 09:32:48] Ahhere : Shoba: yeah that sucks so they weren't made whole in btc. I remember a lot of pissed off eth holders being bailed in even though it was a bitcoin hack [2017-04-14 09:32:59] alcapone@ : emcor: could be [2017-04-14 09:33:05] mark121 : lol [2017-04-14 09:34:25] Ahhere : bearstamp indeed [2017-04-14 09:35:06] emcor : gl buying the dip guys [2017-04-14 09:35:11] emcor : im out of btc for this week [2017-04-14 09:35:31] rugu : setting small buys at 1170 and 1165. Then im off [2017-04-14 09:35:56] mark121 : good call [2017-04-14 09:36:20] rapidgains : emcor: that would explain alot [2017-04-14 09:36:22] rugu : nice talking to Boom :D [2017-04-14 09:36:26] rugu : Boon [2017-04-14 09:36:44] rapidgains : where did that boon guy go [2017-04-14 09:36:54] mark121 : i think i hurt his feelings [2017-04-14 09:37:00] mark121 : after his 7th wrong call [2017-04-14 09:37:24] mark121 : he may be the person as alcapone@ [2017-04-14 09:37:28] mark121 : same* [2017-04-14 09:37:37] mark121 : aka lorestr [2017-04-14 09:38:12] mark121 : do u kno the probably of flipping heads 7 times in a row? [2017-04-14 09:38:23] alcapone@ : mark121: yes [2017-04-14 09:38:29] mark121 : tell us [2017-04-14 09:38:40] rapidgains : man nobody wants usd on finex, this dump sucks [2017-04-14 09:38:48] mark121 : 1/128 [2017-04-14 09:39:08] laisee : rapidgains: sounds like an opportunity [2017-04-14 09:39:25] mark121 : thats not why btc is going down tho lol [2017-04-14 09:39:40] alcapone@ : mark121: I think you stink, a? [2017-04-14 09:40:55] ross : Wtf I now have 0.8 in my account and I didn't close any trades [2017-04-14 09:41:08] ross : A deposit !?!? [2017-04-14 09:41:08] alcapone@ : ross: I deposited [2017-04-14 09:41:16] Farzad : /price [2017-04-14 09:41:17] ross : thanks [2017-04-14 09:41:18] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1151.56 (-1.15%) Bitfinex : 1186.50 (-0.47%) The Woodchipper : 1180.00 (-0.46%) itBit : 1166.39 (-0.84%) Kraken : 1170.77 (-0.61%) GDAX : 1171.26 (-0.63%) SLQ : 19 mins``` [2017-04-14 09:41:57] alcapone@ : ross: u are wellcome [2017-04-14 09:42:05] alcapone@ : glad to share the profit [2017-04-14 09:44:41] holistico : are there tickets left? [2017-04-14 09:44:43] ross : @mark121 [2017-04-14 09:44:48] ross : i got deposited [2017-04-14 09:45:23] mark121 : u do kno he was like viciously harassing the likely on female on here today [2017-04-14 09:45:29] mark121 : only* [2017-04-14 09:45:44] ross : Lucky I'm not female then [2017-04-14 09:46:35] alcapone@ : ross: that's why you got my gift [2017-04-14 09:46:37] mark121 : 1. give out wallet address 2. become partners with scammer and creep [2017-04-14 09:47:03] mark121 : 3. .. we'l find out! [2017-04-14 09:47:07] mark121 : oh i cant count [2017-04-14 09:47:28] alcapone@ : mark121: 121 and twice [2017-04-14 09:47:31] alcapone@ : lol [2017-04-14 09:47:36] mark121 : glad u got it [2017-04-14 09:47:36] alcapone@ : @sleger [2017-04-14 09:47:44] alcapone@ : I got him [2017-04-14 09:47:58] alcapone@ : he is lorestr@ partner [2017-04-14 09:48:01] alcapone@ : in bed [2017-04-14 09:48:05] alcapone@ : 121 [2017-04-14 09:48:55] alcapone@ : also he is pumping up btc [2017-04-14 09:49:04] alcapone@ : even that shit goes to 820 [2017-04-14 09:49:29] alcapone@ : @sleger [2017-04-14 09:49:34] alcapone@ : pls help [2017-04-14 09:49:36] rapidgains : really finex [2017-04-14 09:50:30] zqooN : [2017-04-14 09:11:26] ross : 3BMEXM6SYnYsRyP9h94mS92wPvbuEkmqZR @alcapone [2017-04-14 09:50:34] zqooN : https://tradeblock.com/bitcoin/address/3BMEXM6SYnYsRyP9h94mS92wPvbuEkmqZR [2017-04-14 09:50:44] zqooN : secretly depod in monero [2017-04-14 09:54:28] loomdart : @alcapone@ can I please have 0.5xbt for Good Friday [2017-04-14 09:54:44] alcapone@ : loomdart: address pls [2017-04-14 09:56:11] loomdart : alcapone@: 13HDctdpP7RDNRQzvs9RqtjrWYEukyig3k [2017-04-14 09:56:42] danielrusso : @alcapone thx! [2017-04-14 09:56:44] danielrusso : 3BMEXa9QvKePWXHvehzWzCnHqT7bQYJ1VD [2017-04-14 09:56:52] alcapone@ : loomdart: I asked sleger@ to send, he will in ~5h, if not, just reminh him pls [2017-04-14 09:57:00] alcapone@ : when he is online [2017-04-14 09:57:11] alcapone@ : *remind [2017-04-14 09:57:25] alcapone@ : danielrusso: also the same as above [2017-04-14 09:57:38] alcapone@ : any 1 else, jus post the wallet [2017-04-14 09:57:45] danielrusso : happy easter @alcapone@ [2017-04-14 09:57:50] alcapone@ : for 0.5BTC [2017-04-14 09:57:57] alcapone@ : happy easter all:D [2017-04-14 09:58:28] laisee : 1M5i55wbQQBubzG9ReYkfinRYUxXCepK6Z [2017-04-14 09:58:34] alcapone@ : ok [2017-04-14 09:58:41] alcapone@ : sleger will send [2017-04-14 09:58:44] rapidgains : lol is this for real [2017-04-14 09:58:47] laisee : Easter bunny [2017-04-14 09:58:51] alcapone@ : yes [2017-04-14 09:59:16] miccheck12 : ppl sending out btc for nothing, this must be real [2017-04-14 09:59:18] alcapone@ : let all your friend this info [2017-04-14 09:59:29] alcapone@ : we have ~500BTC left [2017-04-14 09:59:49] zqooN : if I send 1BTC can i get 2 back? [2017-04-14 09:59:57] miccheck12 : hehe [2017-04-14 10:00:06] miccheck12 : double or nothing [2017-04-14 10:00:07] laisee : I can send 250 if thats ok [2017-04-14 10:00:17] alcapone@ : zqooN: no [2017-04-14 10:00:23] alcapone@ : we only donate [2017-04-14 10:00:37] Morpheus : 12ntY9noNbjvxDNh9hdCKD4X5byWqVy2BE happ Easter alcapone@ [2017-04-14 10:00:40] zqooN : free faucets [2017-04-14 10:00:53] alcapone@ : Morpheus: u2 brother [2017-04-14 10:01:15] loomdart : cheers al [2017-04-14 10:01:18] loomdart : is john here [2017-04-14 10:01:18] laisee : @alcapone@ grats for the generosity. [2017-04-14 10:01:26] alcapone@ : laisee: u are welcome [2017-04-14 10:01:39] rapidgains : im so confused what w/e [2017-04-14 10:01:50] laisee : Robin Hood lives ... [2017-04-14 10:02:25] loomdart : it's ok rapidgains [2017-04-14 10:02:31] loomdart : rapidtrades will be here soon [2017-04-14 10:02:32] rapidgains : can robinhood dump finex to 1160 [2017-04-14 10:02:57] laisee : would that benefit the 99%? [2017-04-14 10:03:03] alcapone@ : rapidgains: no, once bursted it will be 550 [2017-04-14 10:03:18] alcapone@ : aka 50% [2017-04-14 10:03:41] dodic : wait is this real? [2017-04-14 10:03:47] alcapone@ : yes [2017-04-14 10:05:26] loomdart : any of you truckers got one of those spinner thingmies [2017-04-14 10:05:30] loomdart : I got 2 on my desk rn [2017-04-14 10:05:32] loomdart : SPIN SPIN SPIN [2017-04-14 10:06:06] alcapone@ : loomdart: I got 5 [2017-04-14 10:06:13] alcapone@ : love them [2017-04-14 10:06:23] loomdart : get some compressed air, you can make them go super fast with it [2017-04-14 10:06:26] loomdart : BRRRRRRRR [2017-04-14 10:06:35] bingbongfly : lol :) [2017-04-14 10:06:39] alcapone@ : yaaaa [2017-04-14 10:09:25] dodic : 1J1Y5FrB7mjnd7detqDnPgTi3rMu9WtN6G [2017-04-14 10:09:40] dodic : if this is real, you are awesome [2017-04-14 10:09:47] bingbongfly : dodic: dont sweat it [2017-04-14 10:14:20] laisee : I'm goneing to open a school for traders who can't trade good, with my 0.5BTC [2017-04-14 10:15:17] arbitrage101 : free service? [2017-04-14 10:15:23] arbitrage101 : i like to attend if free [2017-04-14 10:15:49] loomdart : I got a school [2017-04-14 10:15:55] loomdart : it's where you come to my yard and get school'd [2017-04-14 10:16:14] loomdart : guys bitmex mods are away quick post crochet advice [2017-04-14 10:17:15] arbitrage101 : send me 1 btc, i will send you back 2btc [2017-04-14 10:17:24] laisee : arbitrage101: free, every day in troll box with resident trading stars [2017-04-14 10:17:53] loomdart : I don't see any resident trading stars here [2017-04-14 10:17:59] loomdart : rapidtrades isn't even here [2017-04-14 10:18:04] rugu : arbi @arbitrage101 give me 2btc, i will give you 1.5 btc [2017-04-14 10:18:07] loomdart : how you gonna have a school without THE TEACHER [2017-04-14 10:19:31] gustavo7 : alcapone@: are you still there? would i have to use my bitmex address or is 3JoCdGL8G2p7DpowQMMyzm1aFGF25CTNX4 ok? + Happy Easter! [2017-04-14 10:19:44] laisee : rapidtrades will teach the course on shorting and trade timiing. sleger on risk management for complex positions. [2017-04-14 10:21:36] pgpenc : Happy Easter @alcapone! Can I use my Bittrex address? It is: 19PjmDqzhMPRtMvKdRNarVA7CLah1WTu3R The Easter Bunny lives! [2017-04-14 10:22:24] rapidgains : this chat is lol [2017-04-14 10:22:28] JerryBuss : /price [2017-04-14 10:22:30] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1156.48 (0.43%) Bitfinex : 1192.20 (0.48%) The Woodchipper : 1182.21 (0.19%) itBit : 1172.03 (0.48%) Kraken : 1179.99 (0.79%) GDAX : 1174.32 (0.26%) SLQ : 41 mins``` [2017-04-14 10:22:38] JerryBuss : woow [2017-04-14 10:23:11] JerryBuss : I thought FinGox was out of sync .. but it looks like bitstamp is actually out of sync WTF ? [2017-04-14 10:23:48] loomdart : @rapidgains happy hannukah! my BTC address is 13HDctdpP7RDNRQzvs9RqtjrWYEukyig3k [2017-04-14 10:23:59] rapidgains : lol [2017-04-14 10:24:36] rapidgains : loom is that your actual address [2017-04-14 10:24:43] alcapone@ : pls send some satoshi to poor people too [2017-04-14 10:24:46] alcapone@ : 3BMEXERpmkQgzBZKDm4PHLT1xiwuMtmc3b [2017-04-14 10:24:47] pgpenc : Pick me! I need trading lessons! Built my account up to 2.5k then made consistent losses to current level of $5.40 lol! [2017-04-14 10:25:14] loomdart : ofc it's my actual address [2017-04-14 10:25:19] loomdart : you miss all the shots you don't take ;) [2017-04-14 10:26:14] REKT : REKT put everyone who posted bitcoin address on the naughty list. Prepare to be REKT! [2017-04-14 10:26:48] alcapone@ : REKT: fu santa claus [2017-04-14 10:27:14] REKT : ^^^ goes to the top [2017-04-14 10:27:30] alcapone@ : REKT: sleger@ [2017-04-14 10:28:20] Dnavid : pgpenc: none of my business but seems unwise to share your bitcoin address on a public forum [2017-04-14 10:29:06] loomdart : share your address, prepare to undress (your financials) [2017-04-14 10:30:39] 123abc : Btc all over the place [2017-04-14 10:32:13] Ahhere : 123abc: yep [2017-04-14 10:32:44] alcapone@ : Ahhere: can you call sleger@ [2017-04-14 10:32:50] alcapone@ : we need help [2017-04-14 10:32:55] alcapone@ : urgent! [2017-04-14 10:33:21] KingTuna : Why is Bitstamp at such a big discount to finex ? [2017-04-14 10:33:40] alcapone@ : KingTuna: no tuna today over there [2017-04-14 10:33:54] rapidgains : loomdart: go buy a pizza son [2017-04-14 10:33:55] KingTuna : Haha waaaat [2017-04-14 10:33:56] laisee : finex can't wothdraw, bitstamp slow deposit [2017-04-14 10:34:05] KingTuna : Aight [2017-04-14 10:34:51] rapidgains : today has been a clusterfuuck @KingTuna [2017-04-14 10:35:07] alcapone@ : @sleger [2017-04-14 10:35:17] alcapone@ : @lorestr [2017-04-14 10:35:24] alcapone@ : help us [2017-04-14 10:38:11] KingTuna : Ya seems so rapid [2017-04-14 10:41:20] longbydefault : /price [2017-04-14 10:41:23] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1162.41 (0.51%) Bitfinex : 1191.30 (-0.08%) The Woodchipper : 1181.11 (-0.09%) itBit : 1168.83 (-0.27%) Kraken : 1175.03 (-0.42%) GDAX : 1174.34 (0.00%) SLQ : 18 mins``` [2017-04-14 10:44:20] Ahhere : I'll make an outrageous call. we are saying goodbye to the old ath in the next few days.... FOREVER! There I said it [2017-04-14 10:45:33] arbitrage101 : forever is a long time [2017-04-14 10:46:02] arbitrage101 : making claim that btc will eventually fall to 0 has higher odd [2017-04-14 10:46:59] l3f : Jesus wtf is going on bitcoin land? [2017-04-14 10:47:22] l3f : People are buying so high on bfx just to exit and dump and bitstamp [2017-04-14 10:47:26] Ahhere : arbitrage101: foreseeable future ie decades + !! :0 [2017-04-14 10:47:38] l3f : because fiat withdrawals don't work [2017-04-14 10:47:41] mark121 : Ahhere: silly guy [2017-04-14 10:47:53] Ahhere : u silly guy [2017-04-14 10:48:03] imperial : Good day all [2017-04-14 10:48:20] Ahhere : if you make enough outrageous calls en [2017-04-14 10:48:22] imperial : what is the secret of trading and making profit [2017-04-14 10:48:32] Ahhere : eventually something sticks and you are a prophet [2017-04-14 10:48:44] mark121 : imperial: lying about your success [2017-04-14 10:48:50] brouk : imperial: sit tight when right cut loss early when wrong [2017-04-14 10:49:10] arbitrage101 : i made 1 billion today [2017-04-14 10:49:14] mark121 : nice man [2017-04-14 10:49:23] mark121 : i did about 4 [2017-04-14 10:49:29] mark121 : trillion dollars. [2017-04-14 10:49:34] zqooN : arbitrage101: hope you used a tissue for that [2017-04-14 10:49:48] arbitrage101 : zqooN: no, it dip to the floor [2017-04-14 10:49:54] arbitrage101 : all over my room [2017-04-14 10:49:56] zqooN : messy [2017-04-14 10:50:05] Ahhere : if you guise close you will be top of the leaderboard. take profit! @arbitrage101 @mark121 [2017-04-14 10:50:21] mark121 : will somone uses my dick activated colon scanner [2017-04-14 10:50:38] rapidgains : finex pumping stamp dumping [2017-04-14 10:50:40] rapidgains : what is life [2017-04-14 10:51:11] Farzad : /حقهزث [2017-04-14 10:51:14] Farzad : /price [2017-04-14 10:51:17] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1158.15 (-0.37%) Bitfinex : 1193.80 (0.21%) The Woodchipper : 1181.01 (-0.01%) itBit : 1172.17 (0.29%) Kraken : 1175.14 (0.01%) GDAX : 1176.79 (0.21%) SLQ : 9 mins``` [2017-04-14 10:51:22] imperial : mark121: I just deposited i want to trde without losing anything . How do I use LIMIT [2017-04-14 10:51:41] Farzad : bitstamp 1158 !? [2017-04-14 10:51:43] rapidgains : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWiddDTTCJ0 [2017-04-14 10:51:58] mark121 : boon aka lorestr? [2017-04-14 10:52:04] Ahhere : Farzad: stamp touched 1140 [2017-04-14 10:53:02] Farzad : arbs are so happy now :D [2017-04-14 10:58:22] mark121 : hey farzad hope u r well [2017-04-14 11:03:15] hydang : /price [2017-04-14 11:03:18] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1161.70 (0.31%) Bitfinex : 1192.10 (-0.14%) The Woodchipper : 1179.10 (-0.16%) itBit : 1172.17 (0.00%) Kraken : 1180.00 (0.41%) GDAX : 1177.15 (0.03%) SLQ : 12 mins``` [2017-04-14 11:04:42] Farzad : mark121: hey thanks bro [2017-04-14 11:04:56] Farzad : I hope u r doing fine as well :) [2017-04-14 11:06:12] alcapone@ : hi [2017-04-14 11:06:27] alcapone@ : who just deposited? [2017-04-14 11:07:29] rapidgains : ? [2017-04-14 11:07:48] JerryBuss : me ? 12500 btc [2017-04-14 11:08:26] alcapone@ : I need bot [2017-04-14 11:08:32] alcapone@ : api one [2017-04-14 11:10:11] alcapone@ : to sell 890k at market [2017-04-14 11:13:35] Ahhere : Farzad: you forgot to put your bitcoin address on the /wall command ! ;) [2017-04-14 11:14:07] alcapone@ : /wall [2017-04-14 11:14:08] trollbot : ``` /wall is a paid command now! Pay 100 BTC to Farzad aka GOD.``` [2017-04-14 11:14:11] alcapone@ : 3BMEXERpmkQgzBZKDm4PHLT1xiwuMtmc3b [2017-04-14 11:14:18] alcapone@ : address nis on [2017-04-14 11:14:23] alcapone@ : :D [2017-04-14 11:14:52] alcapone@ : /joke [2017-04-14 11:14:53] Sultan Pepper : alcapone@: shut up peasant [2017-04-14 11:14:54] trollbot : ``` When I was a little kid, I was afraid of the dark. But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill. I'm now afraid of light.``` [2017-04-14 11:15:21] alcapone@ : Sultan Pepper: fu ass of @sleger [2017-04-14 11:16:24] zqooN : What's United Airlines favourite meal? Chinese Takeaway [2017-04-14 11:16:41] alcapone@ : zqooN: pinnacolada [2017-04-14 11:17:00] alcapone@ : zqooN: fu too btw [2017-04-14 11:18:32] Ahhere : zqooN: lol nice [2017-04-14 11:21:15] alcapone@ : Ahhere: want pizza? [2017-04-14 11:21:33] Farzad : Ahhere: u r right ! lol [2017-04-14 11:22:20] Farzad : /joke [2017-04-14 11:22:21] trollbot : ``` Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus ``` [2017-04-14 11:22:36] Farzad : :D [2017-04-14 11:22:39] Farzad : /joke [2017-04-14 11:22:39] trollbot : ``` I like my girls like I like my Dumbledore Head Masters``` [2017-04-14 11:22:48] rapidgains : lmao [2017-04-14 11:23:00] Farzad : /joke [2017-04-14 11:23:02] trollbot : ``` How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard? qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv ``` [2017-04-14 11:23:08] Sultan Pepper : Yooooo [2017-04-14 11:23:17] Farzad : nice jokes this week [2017-04-14 11:23:18] Sultan Pepper : /ban Farzad [2017-04-14 11:23:18] trollbot : ``` Critical Error! God is unbannable! You are banned and will get REKT soon. :D``` [2017-04-14 11:23:31] Sultan Pepper : /spam [2017-04-14 11:23:39] alcapone@ : /pussy [2017-04-14 11:24:05] Farzad : /listbans [2017-04-14 11:24:06] trollbot : ``` ["wurstgelee","jesus-christ-saves","jolin","btc-noob","@cmwprice","derreck","alejandromasari","rrhddg","consol","yoyo123","emcor","pazuzu","qr","dorianwhack-b-moto","ubba","el0well"," invaliduser","shoba","winklevoss","drbrule","boon"]``` [2017-04-14 11:24:22] rapidgains : "jesus-christ-saves" gets me everytime [2017-04-14 11:24:40] alcapone@ : where is lorestr [2017-04-14 11:24:46] Farzad : poor souls :D so many bans [2017-04-14 11:25:35] Farzad : /price [2017-04-14 11:25:37] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1162.44 (0.06%) Bitfinex : 1189.30 (-0.23%) The Woodchipper : 1177.17 (-0.16%) itBit : 1170.00 (-0.19%) Kraken : 1177.35 (-0.22%) GDAX : 1174.81 (-0.20%) SLQ : 22 mins``` [2017-04-14 11:25:54] mark121 : alcapone@: u are him [2017-04-14 11:26:09] alcapone@ : mark121: why no ban [2017-04-14 11:26:20] mark121 : its good friday [2017-04-14 11:26:31] alcapone@ : mark121: I am muslim [2017-04-14 11:26:38] alcapone@ : u ass [2017-04-14 11:26:49] alcapone@ : will bomb u soon [2017-04-14 11:27:21] Sultan Pepper : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cXmCIlGstfY [2017-04-14 11:27:41] alcapone@ : Sultan Pepper: pls no porno again [2017-04-14 11:27:43] Farzad : /ban alcapone [2017-04-14 11:27:43] trollbot : ``` alcapone has been banned``` [2017-04-14 11:27:45] Farzad : :D [2017-04-14 11:27:55] mark121 : forgot the @ sign [2017-04-14 11:27:56] Sultan Pepper : Favorite band, appropriate song [2017-04-14 11:28:15] alcapone@ : o no, ban [2017-04-14 11:28:26] mark121 : /ban alcapone@ [2017-04-14 11:28:27] trollbot : ``` alcapone@ has been banned``` [2017-04-14 11:28:33] alcapone@ : / ban sleger@ [2017-04-14 11:28:47] alcapone@ : /ban sleger@ [2017-04-14 11:28:59] Sultan Pepper : you got a vendetta for sleger? [2017-04-14 11:29:14] alcapone@ : Sultan Pepper: just trotil bomb [2017-04-14 11:29:24] alcapone@ : he scaredm of me [2017-04-14 11:29:52] alcapone@ : but I got lubricants for him too [2017-04-14 11:29:54] alcapone@ : LOL [2017-04-14 11:30:00] Sultan Pepper : either you are dumb, or another one of hus accounts [2017-04-14 11:30:08] Sultan Pepper : his* [2017-04-14 11:30:21] mark121 : hes the lorestr [2017-04-14 11:30:23] alcapone@ : Sultan Pepper: chose what is more profitable for u dummy [2017-04-14 11:30:31] arbitrage101 : i will take the lubricant [2017-04-14 11:30:45] alcapone@ : arbitrage101: then sleger gets rekt [2017-04-14 11:30:51] Farzad : 0.17% funding in 29 minutes [2017-04-14 11:30:54] Farzad : YAY [2017-04-14 11:31:03] arbitrage101 : the mess price at stamp going to cost me [2017-04-14 11:31:05] alcapone@ : Farzad: buy more [2017-04-14 11:31:08] arbitrage101 : a few lubricants [2017-04-14 11:31:20] Farzad : alcapone@: already have a lot [2017-04-14 11:31:32] Farzad : bought when it was cheap [2017-04-14 11:31:34] alcapone@ : Farzad: shit happens [2017-04-14 11:31:49] alcapone@ : in 28 min price xbt 1153 [2017-04-14 11:31:57] alcapone@ : what u do? [2017-04-14 11:32:14] Farzad : nothing, position is hedged. I dont care ! lol [2017-04-14 11:32:27] Farzad : it can go to 800 and I will not lose a dime [2017-04-14 11:32:31] alcapone@ : Farzad: wow, hedged at finex? [2017-04-14 11:32:33] alcapone@ : lol [2017-04-14 11:32:52] arbitrage101 : finex has premium [2017-04-14 11:32:58] arbitrage101 : make sense to hedge there [2017-04-14 11:33:08] arbitrage101 : as oppose to stamp [2017-04-14 11:33:11] alcapone@ : arbitrage101: hehe [2017-04-14 11:35:15] alcapone@ : I think tonight I will f sleger@ without lubricants [2017-04-14 11:35:35] alcapone@ : vote pls [2017-04-14 11:35:40] alcapone@ : Y if ok [2017-04-14 11:35:44] alcapone@ : N if no [2017-04-14 11:35:48] Farzad : Y [2017-04-14 11:36:13] alcapone@ : 1:0 [2017-04-14 11:36:17] alcapone@ : next? [2017-04-14 11:36:37] Farzad : use sand instead of lubricants [2017-04-14 11:36:45] rapidgains : alcapone@: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufWMFLjvDTQ [2017-04-14 11:37:18] alcapone@ : Farzad: too good for him [2017-04-14 11:37:29] alcapone@ : snakes would be more interesting [2017-04-14 11:38:00] Farzad : lol [2017-04-14 11:38:01] mark121 : its a trick question [2017-04-14 11:38:10] mark121 : ur both virgins and wud ejaculated b4 penetration takes place [2017-04-14 11:38:18] mark121 : i went too far. [2017-04-14 11:38:31] alcapone@ : mark121: snakes will do the job [2017-04-14 11:39:02] alcapone@ : sleger@ will cum [2017-04-14 11:39:15] alcapone@ : if not drunk [2017-04-14 11:39:47] rapidgains : the shit you guys say when btc goes sideways [2017-04-14 11:40:06] alcapone@ : wut???? I am swedesh [2017-04-14 11:40:29] alcapone@ : i mean sweet dash [2017-04-14 11:41:07] mark121 : not sure im warning u lorestr [2017-04-14 11:41:11] mark121 : but that girl u messed up [2017-04-14 11:41:18] mark121 : shes got some pretty skilled friends [2017-04-14 11:41:27] alcapone@ : wow [2017-04-14 11:41:42] mark121 : change ur passwords and log off and do a overhaul of all security measures [2017-04-14 11:41:55] alcapone@ : mark121: sure [2017-04-14 11:42:02] alcapone@ : I do it every 2h [2017-04-14 11:42:08] alcapone@ : when go to pee [2017-04-14 11:43:17] alcapone@ : o...btw...I have no internet [2017-04-14 11:43:36] alcapone@ : just locked the door [2017-04-14 11:43:50] alcapone@ : and unlocked the dog [2017-04-14 11:44:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `DASHJ17`: sell 77 @ 0.059213 [2017-04-14 11:44:46] alcapone@ : isn't it sweet [2017-04-14 11:58:56] Farzad : 1 MINUTE :D [2017-04-14 11:59:05] Farzad : 0.17% incomming [2017-04-14 11:59:37] Farzad : BUY BUY [2017-04-14 12:03:31] Farzad : I made 0.03 BTC on this funding :D [2017-04-14 12:03:46] Farzad : now u can go and calculate my position size [2017-04-14 12:03:51] hydang : /price [2017-04-14 12:03:52] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1152.04 (-0.89%) Bitfinex : 1192.40 (0.26%) The Woodchipper : 1177.94 (0.07%) itBit : 1172.96 (0.25%) Kraken : 1175.61 (-0.15%) GDAX : 1175.91 (0.09%) SLQ : 38 mins``` [2017-04-14 12:04:43] KingTuna : That's wrong. Ok Coin showing 1017 [2017-04-14 12:06:08] Farzad : 1017 !? [2017-04-14 12:06:16] Farzad : I want 1000BTC @1017 [2017-04-14 12:06:41] KingTuna : yes [2017-04-14 12:06:51] KingTuna : says on bitcoinwisdom [2017-04-14 12:07:53] Farzad : then it has no wisdom ! [2017-04-14 12:08:10] KingTuna : Can someone explain to me when futures 7D contract is just listed, how sells appear straight away? How is it carried over , when it literally would of expired [2017-04-14 12:09:28] Farzad : sells appear because people sell it, whats strange about it ? [2017-04-14 12:09:30] zqooN : KingTuna: people place them or bots obviously [2017-04-14 12:09:58] dodic : you mean where do the sells come from? basically you are "writing" futures contracts by selling. you can do it instantly [2017-04-14 12:10:20] KingTuna : Oh hold on, could just be the shorters [2017-04-14 12:10:21] KingTuna : my bad [2017-04-14 12:10:46] frog : KingTuna: there is buyer and seller for each trade [2017-04-14 12:11:21] alcapone@ : frog: i sell and buy allways [2017-04-14 12:11:21] KingTuna : Yes I got ya.. It was more along the lines of after contracts expire, it is settled and I don't own any [2017-04-14 12:11:24] KingTuna : And buy again [2017-04-14 12:11:45] KingTuna : But arghh premium goes way down to Polo towards last few hours, sucks [2017-04-14 12:12:13] alcapone@ : KingTuna: no worry, tuno fish will help u [2017-04-14 12:12:48] frog : KingTuna: and you can now buy at higher price plus fee [2017-04-14 12:13:05] KingTuna : lol [2017-04-14 12:13:46] alcapone@ : KingTuna: but the best way is to sell all fish at market [2017-04-14 12:16:50] alcapone@ : heavy fish dump is coming rects [2017-04-14 12:16:58] alcapone@ : kekts* [2017-04-14 12:17:05] alcapone@ : :D [2017-04-14 12:17:18] alcapone@ : come and cum [2017-04-14 12:17:22] JerryBuss : /price [2017-04-14 12:17:23] alcapone@ : HARD [2017-04-14 12:17:24] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1159.97 (0.69%) Bitfinex : 1192.40 (0.00%) The Woodchipper : 1177.34 (-0.05%) itBit : 1172.09 (-0.07%) Kraken : 1174.01 (-0.14%) GDAX : 1175.00 (-0.08%) SLQ : 13 mins``` [2017-04-14 12:18:21] alcapone@ : buy at bitstamp, sell at bitfin, transfer profit to bitstamp and cash [2017-04-14 12:18:27] alcapone@ : chacha [2017-04-14 12:18:47] alcapone@ : made 12.9BTC today [2017-04-14 12:21:33] hydang : /price [2017-04-14 12:21:35] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1153.00 (-0.60%) Bitfinex : 1194.10 (0.14%) The Woodchipper : 1177.41 (0.01%) itBit : 1172.09 (0.00%) Kraken : 1174.01 (0.00%) GDAX : 1174.00 (-0.09%) SLQ : 4 mins``` [2017-04-14 12:23:01] l3f : alcapone@: enjoy cash being stuck in finex [2017-04-14 12:23:26] alcapone@ : l3f: no, u buy other coins and run away [2017-04-14 12:23:34] l3f : alcapone@: good play! [2017-04-14 12:25:33] alcapone@ : l3f: u can invest too [2017-04-14 12:26:09] Actualiteit : lmao only now I notice dat gap between stamp an finex [2017-04-14 12:36:06] EastIndiaCompany : There should be a prediction market for next exchange to get hacked [2017-04-14 12:43:23] laisee : there is, see the wide variance in price for same commodity("BTC") [2017-04-14 12:47:17] EastIndiaCompany : But that's not necessarily because one exchange is riskier, for some exchanges it's harder to get fiat in [2017-04-14 12:48:24] bernx : @bitmex_sam [2017-04-14 12:48:35] rapidtrades : /price [2017-04-14 12:48:37] bernx : bitmex_sam@: u here [2017-04-14 12:48:38] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1161.76 (0.76%) Bitfinex : 1196.40 (0.19%) The Woodchipper : 1179.90 (0.21%) itBit : 1172.98 (0.08%) Kraken : 1179.90 (0.50%) GDAX : 1177.01 (0.26%) SLQ : 27 mins``` [2017-04-14 12:48:45] aethlios : "We are already working on Lightning to support Litecoin. CL" after SW fomo pump, will be LN fomo activation. [2017-04-14 12:48:59] aethlios : and then halving fomo pump. [2017-04-14 12:49:04] rapidtrades : @bitmex take out finex and keep it out pls [2017-04-14 12:49:06] bernx : rapidtrades: what with China and stamp? [2017-04-14 12:49:17] bernx : Or what with finex? [2017-04-14 12:49:50] rapidtrades : just take it out 4 are enough [2017-04-14 12:50:06] rapidtrades : it was always be an outlier theyre screwups [2017-04-14 12:50:20] rapidtrades : it will * [2017-04-14 12:50:52] KingTuna : aethlios: Are you still heavy in LTC? [2017-04-14 12:51:50] aethlios : KingTuna: sold 2,500*12.50 keep rest. will keep selling the way up. 17.5 20.00 22.5 25.00 etc. [2017-04-14 12:52:06] rapidtrades : lol gl with that [2017-04-14 12:52:58] aethlios : with the 12.50 selling, my average entry dropped to 3.05, with next 2500 will drop below 1 [2017-04-14 12:53:03] alcapone@ : the BEAR is coming to cum [2017-04-14 12:53:57] KingTuna : aethlios: Goof work! I think LTC could have a big week - Perhaps 0.012 [2017-04-14 12:54:23] aethlios : 25 with LN. [2017-04-14 13:08:30] rapidtrades : wen bitcoin was at 1300 everyone called for 2000 [2017-04-14 13:09:57] sleger : rapidtrades: have you looked at quantopian ? [2017-04-14 13:10:03] aethlios : rapidtrades: still short ltc?? [2017-04-14 13:10:27] sleger : friend of mine asked me if it was good, i took a look, its pretty neat for people who want to do not hf stuff [2017-04-14 13:10:51] sleger : i was thinking you should maybe look into those things to try to code your strategies, a lot of it is already pre-done for you [2017-04-14 13:20:18] rapidtrades : sleger: yes its mostly stocks and ETF, so not much use to me [2017-04-14 13:20:28] rapidtrades : im into forex and futures [2017-04-14 13:20:50] sleger : quant-connect is very similar and has forex [2017-04-14 13:21:14] sleger : there seems to be a lot of those platforms out there, some have forex. Futures i havent seen any though [2017-04-14 13:22:46] rapidtrades : ok will look into it [2017-04-14 13:23:06] rapidtrades : should have more time from sunday onward, leaving malta [2017-04-14 13:27:14] sleger : what's the next destination ? [2017-04-14 13:28:32] dodic : sleger: Hey that's kind of cool, playing with the quantopian stuff now. [2017-04-14 13:36:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 100 @ 1182.3 [2017-04-14 13:36:56] CrazySteve : /sentiment [2017-04-14 13:36:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 16.04 / 83.96 Daily : 49.02 / 50.98 Weekly : 47.84 / 52.16 Monthly : 50.94 / 49.06``` [2017-04-14 13:41:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2000 @ 1183.8 [2017-04-14 13:46:35] Ahhere : I don't remember seeing hourly sell so low is that just me? [2017-04-14 13:48:16] KyllingLolsson : Me neither @Ahhere [2017-04-14 13:48:31] KyllingLolsson : Must be strong sell now? [2017-04-14 13:48:37] mark121 : just u 2 [2017-04-14 13:48:54] KyllingLolsson : mark121: hey u just jealous [2017-04-14 13:49:35] mark121 : tis true :( [2017-04-14 13:49:46] KyllingLolsson : Its ok, u can cum too [2017-04-14 13:50:42] mark121 : mmm well then this frown just turned upside down ;) [2017-04-14 13:52:13] KyllingLolsson : Hahaha [2017-04-14 13:52:26] mark121 : id be happy to cum on.. erm i mean.. cum in.. i mean cum with u [2017-04-14 13:54:08] mark121 : both of you. [2017-04-14 13:54:16] mark121 : lil delayed there :p [2017-04-14 13:54:43] KyllingLolsson : ? [2017-04-14 13:55:25] mark121 : i dun even kn how to do that emoticon [2017-04-14 13:55:37] mark121 : >:) [2017-04-14 13:55:41] mark121 : damnit [2017-04-14 13:55:43] KyllingLolsson : I'll bring towles [2017-04-14 13:55:48] mark121 : lol! [2017-04-14 13:56:05] KyllingLolsson : Towlie! [2017-04-14 13:56:21] KyllingLolsson : But firsr just a liiiiiittle joint [2017-04-14 13:56:42] mark121 : good idea [2017-04-14 13:57:34] KyllingLolsson : Did u ever see that southpark ep with Towlie? ?