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[2015-11-25 12:44:55] SnackyCoins : you dont have to trust him to hold his end of the bargain
[2015-11-25 12:44:59] rapidtrades : retard
[2015-11-25 12:45:08] sleger : lets use a third party to hold funds
[2015-11-25 12:45:09] rapidtrades : still in there.... whore
[2015-11-25 12:45:12] rapidtrades : bitch
[2015-11-25 12:45:20] rapidtrades : prostitute
[2015-11-25 12:45:27] SnackyCoins : automatic escrow, dont even need a 3rd party you can write a smart contract
[2015-11-25 12:45:36] podizzler3k_ : snackycoins got this
[2015-11-25 12:45:37] rapidtrades : they're all there...
[2015-11-25 12:45:42] podizzler3k_ : smart contracts
[2015-11-25 12:45:51] SnackyCoins : the contract can even read the price and decide the winner, nobody even has to touch it
[2015-11-25 12:46:00] podizzler3k_ : really?
[2015-11-25 12:46:04] rapidtrades : only few words are censored
[2015-11-25 12:46:07] podizzler3k_ : using what ethereum?
[2015-11-25 12:46:12] rapidtrades : cunt
[2015-11-25 12:46:17] rapidtrades : that's okay too
[2015-11-25 12:46:39] SnackyCoins : there's options. ether is one
[2015-11-25 12:46:45] SnackyCoins : 21's api can do it too i think
[2015-11-25 12:46:51] j8 : how can a smart contract trust a random api?
[2015-11-25 12:47:01] podizzler3k_ : ripple maybe too
[2015-11-25 12:47:02] SnackyCoins : you'd have to tell it what to use
[2015-11-25 12:47:58] ayy lmao : when did buttmex change their colors
[2015-11-25 12:48:33] zanza : 24H spread
[2015-11-25 12:49:36] j8 : SnackyCoins: you would need a reference exchange to commit
[2015-11-25 12:49:39] j8 : oh shit
[2015-11-25 12:49:49] j8 : half typed
[2015-11-25 12:50:08] SnackyCoins : j8: you and your counterparty would just agree on one when you write it... write in a backup even
[2015-11-25 12:50:17] SnackyCoins : write in what happens if both backups fail..
[2015-11-25 12:50:35] SnackyCoins : no limits 8)
[2015-11-25 12:50:59] j8 : you would need an exchange to post the ticker to the blockchain regularly?
[2015-11-25 12:51:11] SnackyCoins : what
[2015-11-25 12:51:21] SnackyCoins : no just... curl it off a page or use an api
[2015-11-25 12:51:44] j8 : doesn't guarantee the same response to different people at different times
[2015-11-25 12:52:08] j8 : it's not a persistent record
[2015-11-25 12:52:16] SnackyCoins : you've chosen a time, the contract reads the price from index then?
[2015-11-25 12:52:30] SnackyCoins : this is a bet we're talking about
[2015-11-25 12:52:37] SnackyCoins : it only has to read the price once
[2015-11-25 12:53:29] j8 : everyone that validates the script would need to poll the api.
[2015-11-25 12:54:02] SnackyCoins : okay, it would need to be a source with historical data
[2015-11-25 12:54:30] SnackyCoins : so you can poll the price on the day the bet settles
[2015-11-25 12:55:30] j8 : is this a double deposit thing where they are incentivized to not cheat? or a contract that executes itself
[2015-11-25 12:56:16] SnackyCoins : yeah i guess you could forge a source, block height would make a better date timer
[2015-11-25 12:56:35] SnackyCoins : https could mitigate some data source forging
[2015-11-25 12:58:40] SnackyCoins : this is good 8) i want to get better at these
[2015-11-25 12:58:54] SnackyCoins : smart contracts that is
[2015-11-25 13:00:35] j8 : yeah i think if someone like tradeblock put their index in blocks regularly it could work, if the parties trust them to do it honestly
[2015-11-25 13:01:23] rapidtrades : ok poll!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN UP
[2015-11-25 13:01:26] rapidtrades : LONG OR SHORT
[2015-11-25 13:01:37] SnackyCoins : yeah there's no real way to remove trust from getting an accurate usd price
[2015-11-25 13:01:48] SnackyCoins : long or short what
[2015-11-25 13:01:49] rapidtrades : WHERE WE GOING NEXT B1TCHES POLL THE FUK UP
[2015-11-25 13:01:53] rapidtrades : LONG
[2015-11-25 13:02:10] rapidtrades : JUST PICK ONE JIZZ
[2015-11-25 13:02:28] SnackyCoins : i dont understand the question
[2015-11-25 13:02:50] rapidtrades : whatev's
[2015-11-25 13:02:58] podizzler3k_ : pick one jizz?
[2015-11-25 13:03:02] podizzler3k_ : uhh
[2015-11-25 13:03:17] SnackyCoins : if i say short will you do it
[2015-11-25 13:03:30] rapidtrades : nevermind I don't care anyone
[2015-11-25 13:03:37] rapidtrades : anymore*
[2015-11-25 13:03:37] SnackyCoins : this is a fun chat
[2015-11-25 13:03:57] rapidtrades : SnackyCoins: tnx I'll like to keep the spirits up
[2015-11-25 13:04:16] podizzler3k_ : more like spazz out
[2015-11-25 13:04:31] SnackyCoins : jizz out*
[2015-11-25 13:04:54] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: ur one nasty CEO
[2015-11-25 13:05:39] SnackyCoins : let me ask a different question, if everyone voted long with you and nobody, not 1 person said short, what would you do
[2015-11-25 13:05:56] SnackyCoins : re-evaluate your position or become encouraged?
[2015-11-25 13:06:47] rapidtrades : I would short
[2015-11-25 13:07:22] podizzler3k_ : ceo? Caribbean Entity Overlord? yes its hard work keeping the aliens of aruba in check
[2015-11-25 13:07:45] floopfloop : I wish all these CEO's would stop asking me for change at the bus stop
[2015-11-25 13:07:59] podizzler3k_ : snacky go short of course
[2015-11-25 13:08:14] podizzler3k_ : everyone that is long is already bought in and the price has nowhere to go but down
[2015-11-25 13:08:17] SnackyCoins : ok cool
[2015-11-25 13:08:20] SnackyCoins : long
[2015-11-25 13:08:21] SnackyCoins : then
[2015-11-25 13:08:25] floopfloop : ^
[2015-11-25 13:08:27] SnackyCoins : i vote long
[2015-11-25 13:08:41] podizzler3k_ : thats if everyone voted long which is hardly the case atm
[2015-11-25 13:08:50] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: :)
[2015-11-25 13:08:58] SnackyCoins : so far 100% of the votes are long
[2015-11-25 13:09:00] podizzler3k_ : wipe that smirk off your face
[2015-11-25 13:09:15] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: :D
[2015-11-25 13:09:28] podizzler3k_ : im sure RSI says its entirely overbought
[2015-11-25 13:09:46] podizzler3k_ : btw 3000 futures contracts were picked up at okcoin during that pump
[2015-11-25 13:10:05] podizzler3k_ : the only question is long or short
[2015-11-25 13:10:49] SnackyCoins : short and then buy back higher
[2015-11-25 13:10:55] podizzler3k_ : btc-e still dragging their ass at $321
[2015-11-25 13:11:01] podizzler3k_ : not buying the pump frenzy at all
[2015-11-25 13:11:48] SnackyCoins : ok i'm filled we can go up now
[2015-11-25 13:12:46] podizzler3k_ : munch munch snackycoins
[2015-11-25 13:13:29] SnackyCoins : i'm 20% of the open interest :D
[2015-11-25 13:41:12] zanza : with what? @SnackyCoins
[2015-11-25 13:53:55] rapidtrades : SMONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
[2015-11-25 13:54:11] rapidtrades : the Euro is getting the shit kicked out of him
[2015-11-25 13:56:32] zanza : should there be a limit how fast bots can post orders? like 10 sec?
[2015-11-25 13:56:59] zanza : has science gone too far?
[2015-11-25 13:58:03] rapidtrades : loool I was just gonna post an ask and they knocked down the premium to shit
[2015-11-25 13:58:56] rapidtrades : zanza: u packing man?
[2015-11-25 13:59:02] zanza : uhh
[2015-11-25 13:59:14] floopfloop : zanza: hes looking for a date
[2015-11-25 13:59:20] zanza : im literally packaging lol
[2015-11-25 13:59:22] ayy lmao : how is hft gonna hft if there is a limit
[2015-11-25 13:59:29] zanza : ayy lmao:
[2015-11-25 13:59:33] zanza : true
[2015-11-25 13:59:43] rapidtrades : zanza: what are u packaging
[2015-11-25 13:59:50] floopfloop : DEEZ NUTZ
[2015-11-25 14:00:03] zanza : rapidtrades: secret, but im short
[2015-11-25 14:00:06] zanza : if thats what u ask
[2015-11-25 14:00:11] zanza : who bought that 20k 7d?
[2015-11-25 14:00:13] rapidtrades : yeah
[2015-11-25 14:00:20] rapidtrades : some tool
[2015-11-25 14:00:27] zanza : i was about to click it
[2015-11-25 14:00:33] zanza : but couldn't muster the courage
[2015-11-25 14:00:47] rapidtrades : good call
[2015-11-25 14:00:49] habibi : it went at 330 then same order excecuted at 333
[2015-11-25 14:02:09] zanza : my best trade ever here, was a liquidation I think, spot was like 510
[2015-11-25 14:02:17] zanza : i got a 7D 35k short
[2015-11-25 14:02:19] rapidtrades : wat
[2015-11-25 14:02:39] rapidtrades : 510?
[2015-11-25 14:02:43] zanza : i bought someone elses liquidation
[2015-11-25 14:02:48] rapidtrades : WHAT
[2015-11-25 14:03:00] zanza : rapidtrades: you need to read the contract to know
[2015-11-25 14:03:09] j8 : lol
[2015-11-25 14:03:10] zanza : what these complicated terms mean
[2015-11-25 14:03:27] rapidtrades : zanza: don't start with that...just gonna rile old flipper up again
[2015-11-25 14:03:48] zanza : you kind of ask for it with your replies
[2015-11-25 14:03:53] zanza : "wat"
[2015-11-25 14:03:59] rapidtrades : U SAID 510
[2015-11-25 14:04:08] zanza : yeah it was the peak
[2015-11-25 14:04:08] rapidtrades : how is that not warworthy
[2015-11-25 14:04:13] rapidtrades : wat-worthy*
[2015-11-25 14:04:25] rapidtrades : how the fuck is 510 the peak
[2015-11-25 14:04:27] zanza : i guess, i happen to wake up like 20 minutes after the jump to 510
[2015-11-25 14:04:41] zanza : but, im at a LOSS overall
[2015-11-25 14:04:42] rapidtrades : zanza: are u talking about different time
[2015-11-25 14:04:43] zanza : for trading here
[2015-11-25 14:05:19] rapidtrades : zanza: are u serious...
[2015-11-25 14:05:36] rapidtrades : man if u're gonna tell a story u start with : this one time
[2015-11-25 14:05:36] zanza : I don't know what you are trying to say @rapidtrades
[2015-11-25 14:05:42] rapidtrades : or ''once upon a time''
[2015-11-25 14:05:50] j8 : he said my best trade ever
[2015-11-25 14:06:03] rapidtrades : cos ur confusing everyone...maybe it's just me
[2015-11-25 14:06:12] j8 : yes, just you
[2015-11-25 14:06:26] zanza : ok, long story short, i got my ass handed to me from 250-510. But made 1 good trade from 510 - 430
[2015-11-25 14:06:37] zanza : which PARTIALLY made back losses
[2015-11-25 14:06:41] rapidtrades : zanza: ok
[2015-11-25 14:06:51] SnackyCoins : lol you shorted that whole rally
[2015-11-25 14:06:51] j8 : zanza: are you up in USD value at least
[2015-11-25 14:07:00] rapidtrades : j8: he's not
[2015-11-25 14:07:00] zanza : lol no @j8
[2015-11-25 14:07:04] SnackyCoins : i have all your money 8)
[2015-11-25 14:07:18] zanza : SnackyCoins: probably
[2015-11-25 14:07:20] rapidtrades : I have some of ur money too lol...I didn't long here tho
[2015-11-25 14:07:30] j8 : i might have a little bit of it too :)
[2015-11-25 14:07:37] zanza : well, good job
[2015-11-25 14:07:38] rapidtrades : lol rapped
[2015-11-25 14:07:38] j8 : its a small world here
[2015-11-25 14:07:42] laisee : i got some 2
[2015-11-25 14:07:48] rapidtrades : hahahahaha
[2015-11-25 14:07:51] zanza : some guy bought a car
[2015-11-25 14:07:58] zanza : he posted in chat
[2015-11-25 14:08:03] SnackyCoins : i considered paying mine off
[2015-11-25 14:08:11] rapidtrades : zanza: dam...what car
[2015-11-25 14:08:16] j8 : paying off my student loan from that rally.
[2015-11-25 14:08:37] rapidtrades : zanza: why did u stay short?
[2015-11-25 14:08:41] zanza : that was back when murch posted
[2015-11-25 14:08:55] zanza : rapidtrades: because I didn't understand how things worked here fully
[2015-11-25 14:09:07] SnackyCoins : hopefully you figured it out now 8)
[2015-11-25 14:09:09] zanza : never traded quantos before
[2015-11-25 14:09:16] rapidtrades : zanza: collecting premium or?
[2015-11-25 14:09:26] zanza : SnackyCoins: i know how to cut losses at least and reduce exposure
[2015-11-25 14:09:26] rapidtrades : what were u doing short
[2015-11-25 14:09:44] laisee : expene$ive le$$on
[2015-11-25 14:09:47] SnackyCoins : to be fair that entire rally was made of double tops
[2015-11-25 14:09:48] zanza : i dont want to give out too much details
[2015-11-25 14:10:04] rapidtrades : zanza: oh pls share ur losing strategy with us
[2015-11-25 14:10:06] j8 : shorting the $10 premium then it goes to $20, $50...
[2015-11-25 14:10:07] zanza : i could take a screenshot now that would make yall cringe
[2015-11-25 14:10:19] zanza : maybe for lulz one day
[2015-11-25 14:10:36] rapidtrades : zanza: were u market making?
[2015-11-25 14:11:02] SnackyCoins : zanza are you on the whaleclub teamspeak :)
[2015-11-25 14:11:24] zanza : i used to go on there, but some trolls
[2015-11-25 14:11:44] zanza : who were moderators made me unwelcome
[2015-11-25 14:11:44] rapidtrades : zanza: shorting at 510 was stupid too btw...u just got lucky
[2015-11-25 14:11:53] zanza : rapidtrades: basically i went all in
[2015-11-25 14:11:58] SnackyCoins : heh my bookmark for it is called trollclub, and i am not the only one
[2015-11-25 14:12:06] rapidtrades : zanza: don't lose ur cool bro
[2015-11-25 14:12:09] zanza : was like :"giving up bitcoin for good if this fails"
[2015-11-25 14:12:18] zanza : "joining Military"
[2015-11-25 14:12:24] rapidtrades : zanza: haha
[2015-11-25 14:12:31] zanza : i dont play much leverage anymore
[2015-11-25 14:12:51] rapidtrades : zanza: well glad it worked out but yeah, don't risk it all on one trade, that was stupid
[2015-11-25 14:13:03] SnackyCoins : maybe some luck to it but if you were watching lower timeframes at the 510 top you could see the disruption
[2015-11-25 14:13:16] rapidtrades : SnackyCoins: it's the size that's the problem
[2015-11-25 14:13:23] SnackyCoins : random candles gapping around, $20 each
[2015-11-25 14:13:31] SnackyCoins : nobody was left there
[2015-11-25 14:13:43] zanza : SnackyCoins: there was $65 premium on the 24H
[2015-11-25 14:13:45] rapidtrades : if he lost 5% from 240 to 510, its no big deal
[2015-11-25 14:13:46] SnackyCoins : all the liquidity was gone
[2015-11-25 14:13:54] SnackyCoins : yeah the premium was full retard
[2015-11-25 14:14:00] SnackyCoins : all the signs were there basically
[2015-11-25 14:14:04] zanza : was like 3600% fair basis
[2015-11-25 14:14:07] rapidtrades : SnackyCoins: dam I would've shorted too prolly lol
[2015-11-25 14:14:20] zanza : $65 on the 24H
[2015-11-25 14:14:25] j8 : $555 at the peak that day and it settled at like $385
[2015-11-25 14:14:56] zanza : i think you can look back on the chart for the 24H it should show
[2015-11-25 14:15:02] zanza : nov 7?
[2015-11-25 14:15:03] rapidtrades : zanza: I would've done it at much smaller size tho...good thing u learned ur lesson re:leverage
[2015-11-25 14:15:22] zanza : rapidtrades: ya
[2015-11-25 14:15:39] zanza : it was up to $560 premium you can on the 24H
[2015-11-25 14:15:46] zanza : $560 total i mean
[2015-11-25 14:15:58] zanza : trading at like $500
[2015-11-25 14:16:44] zanza : having sites to short brings healthy market, when GOX ran up, was there any shorting sites?
[2015-11-25 14:16:50] rapidtrades : yep see it, topped out at 558
[2015-11-25 14:17:03] rapidtrades : zanza: not much just bitfinex
[2015-11-25 14:17:28] rapidtrades : okcoin futures maybe too but they weren't rly popular back then
[2015-11-25 14:17:41] SnackyCoins : there were no futures then
[2015-11-25 14:17:42] zanza : no woodchipper is 2014
[2015-11-25 14:17:49] rapidtrades : zanza: ah right
[2015-11-25 14:17:56] rapidtrades : u mean the rally to 1k?
[2015-11-25 14:18:11] zanza : 1.2 , whatever
[2015-11-25 14:18:17] rapidtrades : dam it was 2 years ago...time flies
[2015-11-25 14:18:52] rapidtrades : u could short on btc-e too
[2015-11-25 14:19:04] rapidtrades : on mt4
[2015-11-25 14:20:13] podizzler3k_ : uh oh
[2015-11-25 14:20:20] podizzler3k_ : pump is deflating
[2015-11-25 14:20:24] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: :)
[2015-11-25 14:21:32] rapidtrades : looks like we might break lower,,,,but don't want to short after this runup
[2015-11-25 14:22:46] zanza : i wonder when people are goign to start manipulating the 24H here
[2015-11-25 14:23:04] zanza : this pump today was like eactly at 30 min pre
[2015-11-25 14:23:07] zanza : expiry
[2015-11-25 14:23:15] zanza : possibly suspicious
[2015-11-25 14:23:27] rapidtrades : zanza: it started on china tho
[2015-11-25 14:23:37] zanza : yeah, pump in china, buy here
[2015-11-25 14:23:42] j8 : yeah it is getting to the point where you could probably make something doing that
[2015-11-25 14:23:48] zanza : probably unrelated but,
[2015-11-25 14:24:02] zanza : not outside of realm of possibility at sometime in the future
[2015-11-25 14:24:03] rapidtrades : zanza: do u have any idea how much it would take to move the entire bitcoin market?
[2015-11-25 14:24:22] rapidtrades : zanza: trading sizes here are tiny, there's no way it would be worth it
[2015-11-25 14:24:46] rapidtrades : wally earlier said it was 3k for the entire 24 hours
[2015-11-25 14:25:10] rapidtrades : in BTC
[2015-11-25 14:25:21] zanza : ok, lets say someone had 100k contracts here long,, thats 326 XBT, so moving the market 6 points would give 6 BTC profit
[2015-11-25 14:25:24] zanza : ok, yeah thats insane
[2015-11-25 14:25:25] j8 : you could build a position worth several thousand if you wanted. you'd never get out of it until settlement
[2015-11-25 14:26:11] zanza : would be insane to pump the market for 6 BTC gain here
[2015-11-25 14:26:21] j8 : during the rally the daily volume was more like 25,000
[2015-11-25 14:26:21] rapidtrades : zanza: yes
[2015-11-25 14:26:43] TschavaTschigger : market is going pretty crazy again at the moment... me likey likey
[2015-11-25 14:26:47] rapidtrades : j8: during the rally the volume on futures was close to 1 bil total
[2015-11-25 14:27:01] podizzler3k_ : yeah that was nuts volume
[2015-11-25 14:27:08] podizzler3k_ : even more volume than during the run up to $500
[2015-11-25 14:27:15] podizzler3k_ : for that 30 mintues
[2015-11-25 14:27:17] podizzler3k_ : minutes
[2015-11-25 14:27:38] rapidtrades : no I mean during that rally to 500 not now
[2015-11-25 14:28:01] podizzler3k_ : check the okcoin 1hr chart
[2015-11-25 14:28:12] rapidtrades : how much is it
[2015-11-25 14:28:12] podizzler3k_ : the candle from a few hours ago biggest one ever
[2015-11-25 14:28:38] podizzler3k_ : 150k in 30 minutews
[2015-11-25 14:28:42] podizzler3k_ : 200k in 1hr
[2015-11-25 14:28:48] podizzler3k_ : thats on spot cny
[2015-11-25 14:28:52] podizzler3k_ : futures probably way more
[2015-11-25 14:29:05] rapidtrades : during the rally it was 300 mil USD per 24 hours..per contract
[2015-11-25 14:29:11] habibi : volume on 0 fee exchanges means shit
[2015-11-25 14:29:17] rapidtrades : its on futures
[2015-11-25 14:29:25] rapidtrades : there's a fee
[2015-11-25 14:29:29] habibi : yep
[2015-11-25 14:29:34] j8 : divide by two though.
[2015-11-25 14:29:38] zanza : habibi: there is still spread though?
[2015-11-25 14:29:56] rapidtrades : zanza: there is yes
[2015-11-25 14:30:11] zanza : you guys think houb fakes volume?
[2015-11-25 14:30:17] rapidtrades : nope
[2015-11-25 14:30:26] rapidtrades : I never traded there but I doubt it
[2015-11-25 14:31:49] j8 : dunno if they do the wash trading or someone else does it on their exchange, but their volume is definitely greatly exaggerated
[2015-11-25 14:32:03] podizzler3k_ : for sure its them trading to themselves
[2015-11-25 14:32:12] zanza : podizzler3k_: why ?
[2015-11-25 14:32:27] podizzler3k_ : well i guess it doesnt have to be
[2015-11-25 14:32:31] podizzler3k_ : since they have 0 fees i believe
[2015-11-25 14:32:36] podizzler3k_ : no cost to bot play
[2015-11-25 14:33:07] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: yeah they could just be capturing the spread
[2015-11-25 14:33:16] rapidtrades : is it on fees on market orders too?
[2015-11-25 14:33:23] rapidtrades : no fees*
[2015-11-25 14:33:36] j8 : yes, the only fees are for borrowing
[2015-11-25 14:33:45] rapidtrades : ah i see
[2015-11-25 14:33:59] rapidtrades : any USD exchanges with no fees for market orders?
[2015-11-25 14:34:37] j8 : not that i know of
[2015-11-25 14:34:38] habibi : bitstamp in some cases but dont know what are the reqs
[2015-11-25 14:34:47] zanza : https://www.businessvibes.com/blog/Bitcoin-Has-Been-Classified-Commodity-United-States
[2015-11-25 14:35:06] rapidtrades : zanza: old news
[2015-11-25 14:35:28] SnackyCoins : bitstamp will let you trade for free if you fully verify
[2015-11-25 14:35:32] rapidtrades : ok guys I need to shower and then grab smth to eat...bbl
[2015-11-25 14:35:39] rapidtrades : SnackyCoins: WHAT
[2015-11-25 14:35:51] SnackyCoins : yeah 0%
[2015-11-25 14:35:59] SnackyCoins : at least they did, dunno if it was a temporary promotion
[2015-11-25 14:36:01] rapidtrades : for limits or market orders as well
[2015-11-25 14:36:02] SnackyCoins : i dont trade there
[2015-11-25 14:36:10] SnackyCoins : not sure
[2015-11-25 14:36:16] podizzler3k_ : thats not old news
[2015-11-25 14:36:21] SnackyCoins : they are the only usd one though
[2015-11-25 14:36:21] podizzler3k_ : it was classified as property before i believe
[2015-11-25 14:36:22] rapidtrades : tnx I'll look into it
[2015-11-25 14:36:31] SnackyCoins : podizzler yeah it's old
[2015-11-25 14:36:33] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: its old news trust me
[2015-11-25 14:36:44] SnackyCoins : thats the news that made bitmex close off americans
[2015-11-25 14:36:49] SnackyCoins : which was like a month or more ago
[2015-11-25 14:36:51] rapidtrades : they all classify it however it pleases them
[2015-11-25 14:37:01] rapidtrades : property, commodity, money
[2015-11-25 14:37:17] SnackyCoins : they classify it depending on whatever the particular agency doing the classification has jurisdiction over
[2015-11-25 14:37:24] rapidtrades : SnackyCoins: exactly
[2015-11-25 14:37:31] rapidtrades : everyone wants a piece :)
[2015-11-25 14:38:05] rapidtrades : ok BBL...need to shower and eat
[2015-11-25 14:38:40] zanza : amateur trader, showers
[2015-11-25 14:38:45] zanza : eats
[2015-11-25 14:38:47] floopfloop : ^
[2015-11-25 14:38:57] zanza : fuckign casuals
[2015-11-25 14:39:14] floopfloop : zanza: did you short?
[2015-11-25 14:39:46] podizzler3k_ : The Internal Revenue Service thinks bitcoin is property; a federal judge thinks it’s a currency; now the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has decreed it a commodity.
[2015-11-25 14:39:48] podizzler3k_ : heh
[2015-11-25 14:40:05] floopfloop : podizzler3k_: Its none of those
[2015-11-25 14:40:10] floopfloop : its fake internet money
[2015-11-25 14:40:16] TschavaTschigger : magic* fake
[2015-11-25 14:40:26] TschavaTschigger : never forget the magic please
[2015-11-25 14:40:28] podizzler3k_ : oh its real
[2015-11-25 14:40:38] floopfloop : TschavaTschigger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI
[2015-11-25 14:40:49] podizzler3k_ : my trip to cancun and the gold ounces i bought for 1btc each definitely tell me its real
[2015-11-25 14:41:07] floopfloop : podizzler3k_: can I have your babies?
[2015-11-25 14:41:22] podizzler3k_ : go down to mexico theyre probably toddlers by now
[2015-11-25 14:41:31] floopfloop : ROFL
[2015-11-25 14:42:08] floopfloop : $300 btc today?
[2015-11-25 14:43:36] podizzler3k_ : wow
[2015-11-25 14:43:38] podizzler3k_ : down she goes
[2015-11-25 14:44:53] floopfloop : Im going to make breakfast. I are not noob tho. *Turns monitor to face kitchen*
[2015-11-25 14:45:33] zanza : floopfloop: lol
[2015-11-25 14:45:47] zanza : casual doesn't have a tablet attached
[2015-11-25 14:54:46] TschavaTschigger : you guys are all casuals.... casual fish wiggling in my pond
[2015-11-25 14:58:06] zanza : TschavaTschigger: true
[2015-11-25 14:58:41] zanza : TschavaTschigger: you missed the price action
[2015-11-25 14:58:55] zanza : the 24H expires in 30 minutes, then China pumps from like 319 - 326
[2015-11-25 14:59:27] TschavaTschigger : nope I didn't.. I am professonal risk manager... my bot runs monte carlo simulations for bitmex on frankfurt 32-core serverzzz
[2015-11-25 14:59:58] zanza : :o
[2015-11-25 15:00:15] zanza : so you got some good 17 trades? :)
[2015-11-25 15:01:32] podizzler3k_ : monte carlo simulations?
[2015-11-25 15:01:37] podizzler3k_ : wow what a noob
[2015-11-25 15:01:45] TschavaTschigger : :D
[2015-11-25 15:02:19] podizzler3k_ : my bot is entangled with deep neural patterns to accurately predict what the chinese whales will have for lunch tomorrow and then react to the behavioral changes brought upon by their gut microflorii
[2015-11-25 15:03:33] TschavaTschigger : oh you mean recurrent neural networks? yeah, I'm doing that on my Taiwanese GPU slave-farm
[2015-11-25 15:03:34] podizzler3k_ : dont try to understand it, just invest in my hedge fund and wake up broke
[2015-11-25 15:04:24] podizzler3k_ : oh yeah i seen that place on the news. they had to install a safety net because all your workers were trying to commit suicide
[2015-11-25 15:04:46] TschavaTschigger : I am so rich that I don't invest in hedgefunds. I rather trade with them - i.e. buy a hedgefunds for billions and sell them a few days late for more
[2015-11-25 15:04:53] podizzler3k_ : now they just fish them out th enet and put them back to work
[2015-11-25 15:04:56] nickhnt : wow somebody want to short badly
[2015-11-25 15:05:02] podizzler3k_ : flipping hedge funds hahah
[2015-11-25 15:05:05] TschavaTschigger : We need an online market for trading with hedgefunds
[2015-11-25 15:05:27] TschavaTschigger : "I just went short 4 hedgefundz"
[2015-11-25 15:08:17] zanza : omg
[2015-11-25 15:08:18] zanza : 50k
[2015-11-25 15:09:05] zanza : 50k sell wall boys on 24H
[2015-11-25 15:09:08] zanza : get it while its hot
[2015-11-25 15:09:55] zanza : make that 72k
[2015-11-25 15:11:27] thehawthorne : who may sell / buy 50k contracts at once
[2015-11-25 15:11:31] thehawthorne : ?
[2015-11-25 15:11:44] zanza : thehawthorne: who?
[2015-11-25 15:11:46] BitMEX_Sam : Anyone with the money
[2015-11-25 15:11:54] BitMEX_Sam : That's not a liquidation: https://www.bitmex.com/api/v1/order/liquidations
[2015-11-25 15:12:05] zanza : yeah was a straight order
[2015-11-25 15:12:18] nickhnt : 72k lol
[2015-11-25 15:12:23] zanza : someone confident @thehawthorne
[2015-11-25 15:12:39] thehawthorne : probably. hehe
[2015-11-25 15:15:39] habibi : join the wall!
[2015-11-25 15:16:00] BitMEX_Sam : That 62 bot is pretty obnoxious
[2015-11-25 15:16:11] zanza : Join the wall! united against ISIS!
[2015-11-25 15:16:32] zanza : its just pull and posting orders constantly?
[2015-11-25 15:17:10] zanza : *sam disables account*
[2015-11-25 15:17:20] BitMEX_Sam : Hah
[2015-11-25 15:17:28] BitMEX_Sam : Technically as long as they're not hitting our ratelimits, it's fine
[2015-11-25 15:17:32] BitMEX_Sam : But it's bad behavior
[2015-11-25 15:17:44] BitMEX_Sam : Seems more like a bug in the bot than anything
[2015-11-25 15:17:50] zanza : i guess if you increase the orderbook view size its not as annoying
[2015-11-25 15:17:54] BitMEX_Sam : Yeah
[2015-11-25 15:18:05] BitMEX_Sam : The grouping helps a lot.
[2015-11-25 15:18:18] BitMEX_Sam : By the way, would a 0.25 grouping help?
[2015-11-25 15:18:40] zanza : it wouldn't hurt for sure! :)
[2015-11-25 15:18:52] BitMEX_Sam : It's an easy change - was just thinking it'd be nice to have, I'll add it
[2015-11-25 15:19:03] zanza : *site crashes*
[2015-11-25 15:19:16] BitMEX_Sam : someone chewing on the ethernet cable again
[2015-11-25 15:20:16] TschavaTschigger : BitMEX_Sam: thanks for working on the font
[2015-11-25 15:20:20] TschavaTschigger : much much better now
[2015-11-25 15:20:37] BitMEX_Sam : TschavaTschigger: :S I didn't deploy the fix yet
[2015-11-25 15:20:38] TschavaTschigger : well, at least a little bit
[2015-11-25 15:20:47] TschavaTschigger : lol xD
[2015-11-25 15:22:05] TschavaTschigger : maybe it's because it's brighter in my room now. but yeah, on firefox it's still much better
[2015-11-25 15:22:28] zanza : (maybe its your eyes)
[2015-11-25 15:22:40] j8 : BitMEX_Sam: one little detail - the fill indicators under the buy/sell buttons are wrong when orderbook grouping is on
[2015-11-25 15:23:01] BitMEX_Sam : j8: Ah, nice detail
[2015-11-25 15:23:03] TschavaTschigger : zanza: check chrome and then check firefox (the typing field in trollbox)... obvious difference
[2015-11-25 15:23:04] BitMEX_Sam : I'll fix that.
[2015-11-25 15:23:14] j8 : i love me some good details
[2015-11-25 15:23:25] BitMEX_Sam : Good to be exact with this kind of thing.
[2015-11-25 15:24:03] zanza : BitMEX_Sam: any chance you guys will add PayCoin futures?
[2015-11-25 15:24:23] BitMEX_Sam : PayCoin? ... I don't think so
[2015-11-25 15:24:40] BitMEX_Sam : Who is still trading that?
[2015-11-25 15:24:47] zanza : ok maybe for April 1 :)
[2015-11-25 15:24:52] zanza : Josh Garza is
[2015-11-25 15:25:15] BitMEX_Sam : Hah we were joking about adding Clippy to the corner on April 1
[2015-11-25 15:25:24] BitMEX_Sam : "It looks like you're trying to trade some Bitcoin. Want help?"
[2015-11-25 15:25:31] j8 : lol
[2015-11-25 15:25:34] zanza : OH YES
[2015-11-25 15:25:38] BitMEX_Sam : "Get rekt Clippy"
[2015-11-25 15:30:00] TschavaTschigger : BitMEX_Sam: which language is your backend coded in?
[2015-11-25 15:30:35] thehawthorne : Austrian dialect
[2015-11-25 15:30:36] BitMEX_Sam : The trading engine is Q (kdb+), the webservers are NodeJS
[2015-11-25 15:32:10] TschavaTschigger : never heard about kdb+ but this looks pretty cool
[2015-11-25 15:32:45] zanza : yup
[2015-11-25 15:33:25] habibi : "Hello world!" <-my first app in kdb+
[2015-11-25 15:34:01] rapidtrades : habibi: fak off
[2015-11-25 15:34:28] habibi : rapidtrades: ur short didnt worked ;p?
[2015-11-25 15:35:40] TschavaTschigger : they also provide interfaces for pretty much every major language... kewl
[2015-11-25 15:36:17] rapidtrades : habibi: already closed it...was short at 330...pay attention maybe?
[2015-11-25 15:36:37] rapidtrades : ppl went crazy on the weekly...had to put that shit down
[2015-11-25 15:37:47] habibi : rapidtrades: good for u !
[2015-11-25 15:38:25] rapidtrades : tnx it was just a scalp..
[2015-11-25 15:39:12] rapidtrades : have some small shorts left but they're there to collect premium..should be okay unless we rally a fuck ton
[2015-11-25 15:39:26] zanza : https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/
[2015-11-25 15:39:39] rapidtrades : zanza: love that sub :)
[2015-11-25 15:39:51] zanza : especially good lately
[2015-11-25 15:40:05] podizzler3k_ : next leg up boyz!
[2015-11-25 15:40:39] podizzler3k_ : or not
[2015-11-25 15:41:11] rapidtrades : well we're up $1 dollar
[2015-11-25 15:41:15] podizzler3k_ : i still cant get over that volume
[2015-11-25 15:41:30] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: get over it
[2015-11-25 15:41:36] podizzler3k_ : im over you
[2015-11-25 15:41:41] rapidtrades : she left u for another WOMAN
[2015-11-25 15:41:51] podizzler3k_ : wouldnt be the first time
[2015-11-25 15:41:58] rapidtrades : u drove her off penis for good
[2015-11-25 15:42:38] floopfloop : we cant say the same for you
[2015-11-25 15:43:24] rapidtrades : floopfloop: ur right we can't. I take care off business in the BEDROOM
[2015-11-25 15:43:53] floopfloop : that off business tho
[2015-11-25 15:43:59] rapidtrades : ok we may be moving higher
[2015-11-25 15:45:25] rapidtrades : dam $1.5 premium...not going against that for now
[2015-11-25 15:49:36] podizzler3k_ : http://cointelegraph.com/news/115730/daily-bitcoin-price-analysis-bearish-trend-still-relevant
[2015-11-25 15:49:58] rapidtrades : there is no trend atm...that's a stupid article
[2015-11-25 15:50:27] rapidtrades : I didn't read it per say, judged it by the dash dash dash
[2015-11-25 15:51:22] messiaen8844 : depends on the periodity you ar looking, but anyway it's very obvously sideways
[2015-11-25 15:51:40] messiaen8844 : soon we will move.. hard
[2015-11-25 15:51:48] podizzler3k_ : damn this tea made me sick
[2015-11-25 15:51:54] floopfloop : messiaen8844: which way?
[2015-11-25 15:51:55] rapidtrades : podizzler3k_: :(
[2015-11-25 15:52:12] messiaen8844 : does it matter floop?
[2015-11-25 15:52:20] messiaen8844 : once it goes, we follow
[2015-11-25 15:52:29] floopfloop : messiaen8844: yes. I need BTC to win by touchdown
[2015-11-25 15:55:49] habibi : whats wrong with these tiny orders all over 24h and 7d
[2015-11-25 15:56:02] rapidtrades : altcoins are up a lot...idk what's up with that
[2015-11-25 15:56:36] rapidtrades : there is some funny bizniz here folks
[2015-11-25 15:56:49] rapidtrades : altcoins can't lead
[2015-11-25 15:57:45] rapidtrades : any news im missing?
[2015-11-25 15:57:51] floopfloop : yes
[2015-11-25 15:57:59] habibi : http://www.coindesk.com/visa-europe-remittances-bitcoin-blockchain/
[2015-11-25 15:58:21] nickhnt : 50k chickened out lol
[2015-11-25 16:00:42] floopfloop : nickhnt: ?
[2015-11-25 16:01:50] nickhnt : 50k shorts at 325
[2015-11-25 16:02:17] rapidtrades : nickhnt: u mean bids?
[2015-11-25 16:02:33] nickhnt : Asks
[2015-11-25 16:02:40] nickhnt : Got scared
[2015-11-25 16:03:00] rapidtrades : what are u talkking about...we're at 326 now
[2015-11-25 16:03:09] rapidtrades : u can't ask at 325
[2015-11-25 16:03:30] nickhnt : There was somebody with 50k asks an hour ago
[2015-11-25 16:03:48] rapidtrades : nickhnt: well u should've brought it up 1 hour ago
[2015-11-25 16:04:07] podizzler3k_ : habibi that seems pretty big to me
[2015-11-25 16:04:08] rapidtrades : WHAT WITH EVERYONE REMINISCING TODAY
[2015-11-25 16:04:11] rapidtrades : focus
[2015-11-25 16:04:14] rapidtrades : FOCUS
[2015-11-25 16:04:18] podizzler3k_ : the fact that they are using bitcoin's chain and not a private one
[2015-11-25 16:05:03] habibi : podizzler3k_: it is a good one :) finally they saying it open - blockchain is good thing but its bitcoin blockchain
[2015-11-25 16:05:47] podizzler3k_ : yep bitcoin's blockchain has the hash to make it most secure
[2015-11-25 16:06:06] rapidtrades : ya
[2015-11-25 16:06:07] podizzler3k_ : last thing visa needs is some pool 51%ing their chain
[2015-11-25 16:06:12] rapidtrades : ya
[2015-11-25 16:06:58] podizzler3k_ : rapidtroll slow it down
[2015-11-25 16:07:38] rapidtrades : i was agreeing with ya
[2015-11-25 16:07:49] floopfloop : http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/jeopardy/n11121 so epic
[2015-11-25 16:10:09] BitMEX_Sam : Oh that's the best one.
[2015-11-25 16:11:15] floopfloop : I'll take TheRapists for 200
[2015-11-25 16:12:33] floopfloop : Breakfast, Bitmex, and celebrity jeopardy MMmmmMMMm
[2015-11-25 16:13:22] rapidtrades : floopfloop: breakfast huh...
[2015-11-25 16:13:38] floopfloop : rapidtrades: yup
[2015-11-25 16:13:44] floopfloop : I make pancakes for dinner
[2015-11-25 16:14:12] rapidtrades : floopfloop: U COOK. My god you are a homosexual
[2015-11-25 16:15:14] floopfloop : yup
[2015-11-25 16:16:55] floopfloop : http://www.hulu.com/watch/12203
[2015-11-25 16:17:06] rapidtrades : that reminds me, i need to eat...bbl
[2015-11-25 16:19:03] floopfloop : losing my shit over here
[2015-11-25 16:19:50] rapidtrades : floopfloop: well go to the bathroom then...jizz
[2015-11-25 16:20:21] floopfloop : rapidtrades: go outside, play in a sandbox
[2015-11-25 16:22:15] rapidtrades : btifinex leading us
[2015-11-25 16:43:02] SnackyCoins : BitMEX_Sam: someone ask about the testnet colors in the .logoWrap already?
[2015-11-25 16:43:13] BitMEX_Sam : SnackyCoins: Yep working on that
[2015-11-25 16:44:24] SnackyCoins : i kinda like it better, but then there's the whole "where am i" thought :)
[2015-11-25 16:44:36] TschavaTschigger : dat spread
[2015-11-25 16:44:53] floopfloop : TschavaTschigger: ?
[2015-11-25 16:48:03] Swedishnut : spread brings the bread
[2015-11-25 16:50:25] zanza : im heavy short right now, getting nervous