This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-03-22 20:41:16] DoubleU : days if a big miner starts signaling
[2017-03-22 20:41:17] aron : let me predict if youll liquidat
[2017-03-22 20:41:20] RocketScience : http://xtnodes.com/#bitcoin_classic_blocks
[2017-03-22 20:43:38] aron : 900 is min price
[2017-03-22 20:45:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 7767 @ 1004.28
[2017-03-22 20:45:32] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey!
[2017-03-22 20:48:40] RocketScience : peg btc to 1000 and trade alts in peace :P
[2017-03-22 20:49:12] aguia7 : BU Reflects:. Enjoy life, because when death comes, you die !! 2 - I tried to escape from me, but where I was going, I was !! I have the power, heeman
[2017-03-22 20:52:59] aron : rocketscience i dont understand
[2017-03-22 20:53:13] aron : peg it to a 1000 and use alts?
[2017-03-22 20:53:23] aron : how can u proft from only 10 usd movements?
[2017-03-22 20:53:41] aron : you need a lot of contracts/ leverage that means bad liq position
[2017-03-22 20:54:15] aron : BitMex_Wally can u tell me why my positon was close? my close price nor my liquid price was reached
[2017-03-22 21:04:04] thxforyourbtc! : Dash about to rip huge!
[2017-03-22 21:04:26] thxforyourbtc! : contract still at a discount!
[2017-03-22 21:05:07] hmmmYea : thxforyourbtc!: that is your 5 lot on the offer?
[2017-03-22 21:05:18] thxforyourbtc! : indeed damnit!
[2017-03-22 21:05:22] hmmmYea : lol
[2017-03-22 21:06:44] thxforyourbtc! : +187 more get rid of still
[2017-03-22 21:07:24] thxforyourbtc! : Damn thing is so hard to get out of
[2017-03-22 21:07:52] thxforyourbtc! : If you hold to expiration is it a fee if you leave it?
[2017-03-22 21:11:21] IRC-Source_78370 : hi guys what happens to bitmex?.
[2017-03-22 21:11:39] IRC-Source_78370 : scheduled downtime? may i have missed the announce?
[2017-03-22 21:14:20] lugo : does anyone else have problems connecting to bitmex.com right now? getting a 504 gateway timeout..
[2017-03-22 21:14:44] lugo : testnet.bitmex.com working fine
[2017-03-22 21:15:12] STRML : Lugo: yes, we are having a server issue, please hold for resolution
[2017-03-22 21:15:15] IRC-Source_78370 : the ite is down
[2017-03-22 21:15:23] IRC-Source_78370 : i've got "scheduled maintenance" message
[2017-03-22 21:15:43] lugo : STRML: oh allright, thanks for confirming
[2017-03-22 21:16:01] IRC-Source_78370 : was it announced somewhere?
[2017-03-22 21:16:05] lugo : *alright
[2017-03-22 21:16:10] STRML : The message is incorrect
[2017-03-22 21:16:17] IRC-Source_78370 : lol ok ^^
[2017-03-22 21:18:00] DoubleU : what
[2017-03-22 21:19:50] IRC-Source_78370 : any estimation about when it will be back online?
[2017-03-22 21:20:22] lugo : STRML: hope it's nothing serious, hodling thumbs
[2017-03-22 21:20:25] zy2 : it's down i think
[2017-03-22 21:20:30] DoubleU : btc tanking
[2017-03-22 21:20:34] STRML : I'll announce when we have more info
[2017-03-22 21:20:36] lugo : gnight
[2017-03-22 21:21:24] lugo : DoubleU is it forming a DoubleU?
[2017-03-22 21:21:25] IRC-Source_78370 : hope everything's ok
[2017-03-22 21:21:44] DoubleU : lugo: can you read this?
[2017-03-22 21:21:54] lugo : sure?!
[2017-03-22 21:22:03] DoubleU : ah i'm still in the trollbox on the web site
[2017-03-22 21:22:12] DoubleU : says everyone else is using IRC
[2017-03-22 21:22:24] STRML : Yes, the connection to the trading engine is currently down, which causes issues with login, but if your page is still open it is somewhat operation
[2017-03-22 21:22:26] STRML : operational*
[2017-03-22 21:22:46] lugo : heh, yeah irc's more convinient for me
[2017-03-22 21:22:52] zy2 : fingers crossed btc don't pump or dump now
[2017-03-22 21:23:10] DoubleU : i'll be the first to make a move once the site is back up
[2017-03-22 21:25:25] IRC-Source_78370 : if would be nice if price doesn't move
[2017-03-22 21:27:04] DoubleU : looks like ETH pumping
[2017-03-22 21:27:47] IRC-Source_78370 : according to the counter there were 1000+ users before the site went down, no trades since 20minutes and noone complains nice ^^
[2017-03-22 21:29:35] DoubleU : if price was moving people would complain but price hasnt moved in 30 minutes
[2017-03-22 21:29:49] MikeHunt : we are testing 1k
[2017-03-22 21:30:00] DoubleU : although btc pumping now
[2017-03-22 21:30:01] zy2 : speaking of which bfx just pumped slightly
[2017-03-22 21:30:24] DoubleU : i got my finger on market buy
[2017-03-22 21:33:25] IRC-Source_78370 : big council of bitcoin having discussion
[2017-03-22 21:35:34] MikeHunt : perhaps core devs can be brought to reason
[2017-03-22 21:35:43] IRC-Source_78370 : wouhou site back but no trading allowed
[2017-03-22 21:36:20] datboiyuan : guys not cool
[2017-03-22 21:36:49] BitMEX_Sam : Site is back, we will announce before trading resumes
[2017-03-22 21:37:09] stf28 : "order could not be submitted: exchange suspended"
[2017-03-22 21:37:12] datboiyuan : what about orders we couldn't place
[2017-03-22 21:37:17] stf28 : BitMEX_Sam: thanks
[2017-03-22 21:37:18] datboiyuan : prior to the outage
[2017-03-22 21:37:25] DoubleU : okay good
[2017-03-22 21:38:13] stf28 : i hope to not be liquidated when site comes back
[2017-03-22 21:38:21] weasil : whats going on
[2017-03-22 21:38:28] thxforyourbtc! : weasil: trading is down
[2017-03-22 21:39:15] DoubleU : dang mm took walls down
[2017-03-22 21:39:27] datboiyuan : well his bot went down the the api
[2017-03-22 21:40:04] stf28 : naked market lol
[2017-03-22 21:40:48] king.rex : they're running BU here?
[2017-03-22 21:41:34] Farzad : hey
[2017-03-22 21:41:39] Farzad : is BitMex down ?
[2017-03-22 21:41:45] Farzad : I dont see any price updates
[2017-03-22 21:41:47] cryptoyolo : wtf is goin on
[2017-03-22 21:41:50] thxforyourbtc! : yes it is
[2017-03-22 21:41:57] Farzad : WTF
[2017-03-22 21:42:02] BitMEX_Wally : Trading will resume in 5 minutes at 21:45 UTC
[2017-03-22 21:42:08] BitMEX_Wally : Until them you can cancel orders but not place them
[2017-03-22 21:42:09] DoubleU : that's 3 minutes
[2017-03-22 21:42:22] stf28 : ok thanks
[2017-03-22 21:42:22] Farzad : BitMEX_Wally: why was trading suspended ?
[2017-03-22 21:42:35] MikeHunt : http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/This-is-an-outrage.jpg
[2017-03-22 21:42:50] stf28 : i bet on some bot that gone crazy
[2017-03-22 21:43:09] BitMEX_Wally : Farzad: A process failed and did not gracefully restart
[2017-03-22 21:43:16] MikeHunt : bitmex testing their frontrunning bot?
[2017-03-22 21:43:31] Sean__ : hi all
[2017-03-22 21:43:38] Sean__ : is trading still frozen
[2017-03-22 21:43:47] stf28 : resume 21h45
[2017-03-22 21:44:36] Sean__ : we will resume at 45
[2017-03-22 21:44:42] Farzad : BitMEX_Wally: Can u please look at XBJH17 order book ?
[2017-03-22 21:44:58] Farzad : it is completely empty on bid side !
[2017-03-22 21:45:10] BitMEX_Greg : Farzad: Trading has not restarted yet
[2017-03-22 21:45:18] Farzad : happened numerous times in last few days
[2017-03-22 21:45:30] DoubleU : i thought 45 after
[2017-03-22 21:45:33] Farzad : BitMEX_Greg: it has nothing to do with your current situation
[2017-03-22 21:45:52] BitMEX_Wally : Sorry, we are delaying the resumption of trading
[2017-03-22 21:45:55] BitMEX_Greg : Farzad: Limited market makers in those contracts unfortunately. Our current market maker has pulled all their quotes
[2017-03-22 21:46:02] rapidgains : Lmao
[2017-03-22 21:46:21] stf28 : BitMEX_Wally: new estimation?
[2017-03-22 21:46:35] Sean__ : this is killing me
[2017-03-22 21:46:39] degenerate : shorters gonna get rekt by this
[2017-03-22 21:46:46] rapidgains : Yup
[2017-03-22 21:46:49] Sean__ : hehe well i am long
[2017-03-22 21:46:54] aron : whats going on?
[2017-03-22 21:46:57] Sean__ : but i would like to take my profit
[2017-03-22 21:47:09] Farzad : we are all doomed
[2017-03-22 21:47:13] Sean__ : haha
[2017-03-22 21:47:14] cryptoyolo : wtf
[2017-03-22 21:47:15] cryptoyolo : is goin
[2017-03-22 21:47:16] cryptoyolo : on
[2017-03-22 21:47:25] DoubleU : we are watching btc pump
[2017-03-22 21:47:27] king.rex : ...and its gone
[2017-03-22 21:47:29] MikeHunt : bitmex loading the helicopter with btc and making a getaway
[2017-03-22 21:47:31] aron : ???
[2017-03-22 21:47:34] BitMEX_Greg : Farzad: Also be aware that we are not responsible for providing liquidity. We alert the market makers if they are out for a questionable period of time, but it is somewhat at their discretion to provide quotes
[2017-03-22 21:47:42] BitMEX_Wally : Resuming at 21:50 UTC in 3 minutes
[2017-03-22 21:47:53] stf28 : BitMEX_Wally: thanks
[2017-03-22 21:47:53] L9 : Hey, I am shorting, will my position be liquidated?
[2017-03-22 21:47:56] king.rex : 0_o
[2017-03-22 21:47:58] Sean__ : thanks
[2017-03-22 21:48:00] zanza : yes sorry L9
[2017-03-22 21:48:04] MikeHunt : everyone liquidated
[2017-03-22 21:48:06] zanza : SFYL
[2017-03-22 21:48:07] MikeHunt : sell and buy all things
[2017-03-22 21:48:18] Sean__ : wait what?
[2017-03-22 21:48:22] gustavo7 : are all contracts locked or which are?
[2017-03-22 21:48:22] Sean__ : all liquidated
[2017-03-22 21:48:22] aron : do u guys know how much would i get from bank if i went to get loan without collateral?
[2017-03-22 21:48:24] stf28 : placing bets @ 0.00001 on btc ^^
[2017-03-22 21:48:28] aron : assume great credit score
[2017-03-22 21:48:43] Sean__ : aron where are you located?
[2017-03-22 21:48:44] zanza : about $3.50
[2017-03-22 21:48:47] aron : uk
[2017-03-22 21:48:47] L9 : I planned to close at market with profit. Why the stuff was halted?
[2017-03-22 21:48:49] DoubleU : i got my market buying finger ready. 75 seconds
[2017-03-22 21:48:58] rangle : dont take out a loan to trade here
[2017-03-22 21:48:59] aron : United. KingDom
[2017-03-22 21:49:02] Sean__ : you would get nothing
[2017-03-22 21:49:07] aron : why not?
[2017-03-22 21:49:13] aron : and im not taking out a loan
[2017-03-22 21:49:14] cryptoyolo : is price frozen?
[2017-03-22 21:49:16] aron : just wondering
[2017-03-22 21:49:26] aron : cryptoyolo btc is gone bye bye
[2017-03-22 21:49:27] Sean__ : cause you are british
[2017-03-22 21:49:30] Sean__ : ;-)
[2017-03-22 21:49:46] aron : cryptoyolo trading is frozen
[2017-03-22 21:49:46] Sean__ : you must service the queen mum
[2017-03-22 21:49:47] BitMEX_Sam : Trading resuming momentarily
[2017-03-22 21:49:49] Sean__ : and then you get money
[2017-03-22 21:49:50] aron : just like your heart
[2017-03-22 21:49:55] cryptoyolo : wtf
[2017-03-22 21:49:58] cryptoyolo : market buy this shit
[2017-03-22 21:50:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 40 @ 1016.97
[2017-03-22 21:50:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 3 @ 1017.96 :punch: :whale:
[2017-03-22 21:50:02] REKT : Close your longs, close your shorts, choppy waters ahead!
[2017-03-22 21:50:04] aron : why buy?
[2017-03-22 21:50:12] BitMEX_Wally : Trading has resumed
[2017-03-22 21:50:13] aron : why are u assuming a pump?
[2017-03-22 21:50:42] aron : does it always go up after trading is paused?
[2017-03-22 21:51:29] DoubleU : nice MM back
[2017-03-22 21:51:45] aron : to 1100 we go
[2017-03-22 21:51:53] L9 : My position was liquidated at the downtime, how can I awoid in the future?
[2017-03-22 21:51:57] aron : bitmex wally are u online?
[2017-03-22 21:52:03] DoubleU : L9: lower leverage
[2017-03-22 21:52:37] L9 : DoubleU: But I planned to close with profit my order was just cancelled. Why??
[2017-03-22 21:53:04] stf28 : L9: provide collateral for at least 100$ trading before liquidation
[2017-03-22 21:53:49] Sean__ : lol
[2017-03-22 21:53:52] Sean__ : put more money
[2017-03-22 21:53:54] Sean__ : in your account
[2017-03-22 21:53:56] Sean__ : for leverage
[2017-03-22 21:53:59] Sean__ : simple math
[2017-03-22 21:55:11] DoubleU : L9: sometimes unexpected things happen which you have to take into account
[2017-03-22 21:55:30] L9 : Sean__: My question was other why the profitable position was liquidated at the downtime. Shouldn't pending orders be executed after trading started again?
[2017-03-22 21:55:55] Tux26 : Who was complaining about bid side liquidity for quarterlies? Looks nice now :D
[2017-03-22 21:56:39] Farzad : Tux26: they go on and off
[2017-03-22 21:59:37] DoubleU : okcoin spot higher than other exchanges wtf
[2017-03-22 22:02:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTM17`: sell 100 @ 1004.25
[2017-03-22 22:03:11] L9 : Can I trade again after my position was liquidated?
[2017-03-22 22:04:48] donsteep : if you still have coins left
[2017-03-22 22:05:36] gustavo7 : lol back to 1010
[2017-03-22 22:06:18] L9 : donsteep: I used isolated margin only position collateral burnt
[2017-03-22 22:06:58] L9 : donsteep: "Stop Loss" at some point
[2017-03-22 22:07:05] thxforyourbtc! : If you hold a contract through expiration does the settlement charge any fee?
[2017-03-22 22:07:28] BitMEX_Greg : thxforyourbtc!: Please refer to our Fees page: https://www.bitmex.com/app/fees
[2017-03-22 22:07:59] donsteep : L9: then yes, of course. why wouldn't you?
[2017-03-22 22:09:00] L9 : So to avoid losses at unexpected downtime it seems I shouldn't use cross margin
[2017-03-22 22:09:38] donsteep : that's a way to look at it
[2017-03-22 22:10:25] donsteep : it's better not to let positions liquidate but I think it's a proper fail safe
[2017-03-22 22:18:36] mark121 : lol who sold all that ETH 20 mins ago
[2017-03-22 22:19:12] mark121 : i fear for u
[2017-03-22 22:21:05] thxforyourbtc! : if btc forks all of a sudden are contracts worthless?
[2017-03-22 22:21:18] mark121 : it wont hapen all of a sudden
[2017-03-22 22:22:01] justinlooking : putin got wood???
[2017-03-22 22:22:56] mark121 : why would cross margin help you any more or less than isolated margin during downtime
[2017-03-22 22:23:49] donsteep : mark121: on the wrong side of the movement, isolated margin caps your losses
[2017-03-22 22:24:11] mark121 : assuming sure
[2017-03-22 22:24:15] mark121 : oops
[2017-03-22 22:24:26] mark121 : sure, but it could also cause u to liquidate
[2017-03-22 22:24:39] mark121 : where cross wud have saved u
[2017-03-22 22:24:40] donsteep : that's kind of the point, isn't it?
[2017-03-22 22:25:57] donsteep : reasonably you'd probably have a stop loss level in mind but I'd imagine those won't trigger in extreme conditions either
[2017-03-22 22:26:00] mark121 : hence why one wud be better than the other as a given for downtime
[2017-03-22 22:26:52] mark121 : ya, during downtime it wudnt help ya if it movement occurs during it
[2017-03-22 22:27:19] donsteep : if you want to a hard stop loss then margin does that for you, other than that it's all situational anyway
[2017-03-22 22:27:25] mark121 : i was wondering what is bitmex policy
[2017-03-22 22:27:48] mark121 : if i.e. u got rekt durin that downtime
[2017-03-22 22:28:04] mark121 : (assuming not scheduled maintence)
[2017-03-22 22:30:04] KingTuna : How does one mitigate the risk and hedge whilst waiting for Bitmex to manually process withdrawals?
[2017-03-22 22:30:30] mark121 : pray
[2017-03-22 22:30:54] j8 : keep enough balance elsewhere to manage for a day
[2017-03-22 22:30:54] KingTuna : eg. Had I sent through a withdrawal overnight my time, I would have dropped equivalent of 3 BTC whilst waiting..
[2017-03-22 22:31:34] Ahhere : 1080 by morning goodnight suckers
[2017-03-22 22:32:19] mark121 : its like anything else in this thing of ours Mr Tuna
[2017-03-22 22:32:36] mark121 : timing is everything
[2017-03-22 22:33:42] aethlios : 835 in 2 days
[2017-03-22 22:34:08] donsteep : would it work to go short 1x and withdraw in a few iterations?
[2017-03-22 22:34:47] frog : donsteep: good explanation, it avoids trader ending up with negative balance which is bad for all parties
[2017-03-22 22:35:17] donsteep : please elaborate
[2017-03-22 22:35:22] mark121 : aye but if funding is max -%
[2017-03-22 22:36:02] mark121 : gona be costly
[2017-03-22 22:36:42] mark121 : yes pls elaborate
[2017-03-22 22:36:52] mark121 : :p
[2017-03-22 22:38:12] zy : this is bs, it was 1100 this morning
[2017-03-22 22:38:26] mark121 : not rly
[2017-03-22 22:38:40] DoubleU : all bags have been filled. soon 850
[2017-03-22 22:38:44] mark121 : it certainly wasnt unexpected
[2017-03-22 22:39:42] mark121 : and that $100 in movement is a mighty profitable trade, more than makes up for the loss in value
[2017-03-22 22:39:59] MikeHunt : made $50 today
[2017-03-22 22:40:13] MikeHunt : (50% RoE)
[2017-03-22 22:40:30] MikeHunt : same no real bounce thou
[2017-03-22 22:40:37] MikeHunt : shame*
[2017-03-22 22:42:15] KingTuna : Ah well, I guess I have another 14 hours to make a decison
[2017-03-22 22:42:27] frog : in GFC many traders were unable to fill stops and ended up with negative balances which were valid debts payable to trading operator and tardes couldn't be liquidated before account balance turned negative as no liquidity. Bitmex system gives you protection from this. Short positions were OK though....
[2017-03-22 22:43:36] frog : I was lucky I had one account which went negative balance but dead cat bounce brought it back into positive so i could close with some funds
[2017-03-22 22:45:15] mark121 : negative balances lol
[2017-03-22 22:45:37] mark121 : in equities we calling that blowing up accounts
[2017-03-22 22:46:24] mark121 : fortunately for many, it doesnt count on your credit rating if you abandon/dont pay
[2017-03-22 22:46:35] KingTuna : hmm If I sent my BTC now to BTCE and cashed out, I'd make 1.5 BTC on the arbitrage opportunity
[2017-03-22 22:46:52] mark121 : apparently BTCE is very slow banking
[2017-03-22 22:47:24] KingTuna : mark121: I would just covert to $USD.. Not actually send to bank from there
[2017-03-22 22:47:39] KingTuna : I normally send to localbitcoin if I want to cash out
[2017-03-22 22:48:03] frog : i got many emails in short space of time requesting deposit of additional funds or be liquidated. My account passed liquidation point without liquidation. It was a little frightening. But funny to look back on now. It all happened pretty quick and while I was asleep.
[2017-03-22 22:49:33] MikeHunt : frog: trading on cross?
[2017-03-22 22:57:06] thxforyourbtc! : dash about to rip
[2017-03-22 22:57:23] frog : NASDAQ before bitcoin invented, but point is Bitmex system gives pretty good protection to traders. If doesn't go your way its bad luck but can't lose more than in your account.
[2017-03-22 22:58:46] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 15000 @ 1020.79
[2017-03-22 22:59:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 193863 @ 1022.81 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished:
[2017-03-22 22:59:46] zy : rip
[2017-03-22 23:00:02] Farzad : /rekt
[2017-03-22 23:00:03] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 1 min, ago: Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 193863 @ 1022.81 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 8 hours, 20 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 120000 @ 1011.84 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 9 hours, 13 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 209275 @ 1035.54 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-22 23:00:12] frog : Also market never close so don't have wait to close trade if you want to. I was long playing an after hours earnings report which went my way but had to wait for market to open to close, sadly that day was black friday
[2017-03-22 23:00:16] Farzad : /rrekt
[2017-03-22 23:00:16] trollbot : ``` 3 all time high REKTs: ``` ``` 139 hours, 22 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 689089 @ 1126.18 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` ``` 103 hours, 28 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 656927 @ 985.40 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` ``` 147 hours, 52 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 586529 @ 1203.84 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-22 23:00:48] premium_freak : my my 689k
[2017-03-22 23:00:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 14000 @ 1026.00
[2017-03-22 23:00:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1030 @ 1025.74
[2017-03-22 23:01:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 9500 @ 1026.65
[2017-03-22 23:01:22] REKT : All aboard the MOON train!
[2017-03-22 23:01:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 10 @ 1028.64
[2017-03-22 23:03:33] frog : just gone short hoping for 1035 to hold
[2017-03-22 23:04:08] startChat : /help
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[2017-03-22 23:04:15] startChat : /rekt
[2017-03-22 23:04:15] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 5 mins ago: Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 193863 @ 1022.81 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 8 hours, 25 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 120000 @ 1011.84 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 9 hours, 17 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 209275 @ 1035.54 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-22 23:04:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5000 @ 1031.39
[2017-03-22 23:04:18] startChat : /rrekt
[2017-03-22 23:04:18] trollbot : ``` 3 all time high REKTs: ``` ``` 139 hours, 26 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 689089 @ 1126.18 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` ``` 103 hours, 33 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 656927 @ 985.40 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` ``` 147 hours, 56 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 586529 @ 1203.84 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-22 23:04:40] Farzad : /fork
[2017-03-22 23:04:41] trollbot : ``` Bitfinex BCC : 741.81 (5.66%) Bitfinex BCU : 303.85 (0.68%) SLQ : 2 hours, 28 mins```
[2017-03-22 23:04:41] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 700 @ 1032.13
[2017-03-22 23:04:53] MikeHunt : Farzad: SLQ ?
[2017-03-22 23:05:01] Farzad : Since Last Query
[2017-03-22 23:05:06] MikeHunt : o right ty
[2017-03-22 23:05:10] Farzad : np
[2017-03-22 23:06:24] frog : closed
[2017-03-22 23:10:54] Ahhere : ? x ?
[2017-03-22 23:12:03] Ahhere : wheres etoque?
[2017-03-22 23:14:26] etoque : here
[2017-03-22 23:14:28] etoque : lol
[2017-03-22 23:17:59] rapidtrades : wtf is this scam man
[2017-03-22 23:18:24] mark121 : easy long to 1075ish?
[2017-03-22 23:18:48] rapidtrades : markets weren't this manipulated back in 2014
[2017-03-22 23:18:55] rapidtrades : this is some major BS
[2017-03-22 23:19:20] juster : rapidtrades: whats the scam
[2017-03-22 23:19:35] rapidtrades : can't figure out if this is a major whale doing or bunch of stupid new fishies
[2017-03-22 23:19:45] mark121 : lol
[2017-03-22 23:19:49] mark121 : newsflag
[2017-03-22 23:20:17] mark121 : flash... manipulation is the norm
[2017-03-22 23:20:48] frog : how is it manipulated?
[2017-03-22 23:20:50] rapidtrades : shut up mark ur an idiot
[2017-03-22 23:20:51] mark121 : all of BTC movement is manipulated
[2017-03-22 23:21:10] MikeHunt : rapid is short from 800
[2017-03-22 23:21:12] mark121 : hmm
[2017-03-22 23:21:24] mark121 : you're calling ME the idiot?
[2017-03-22 23:21:35] mark121 : i call that a scam
[2017-03-22 23:21:42] zy : aww, isn't rapid adorable when he calls people idiots
[2017-03-22 23:21:55] rapidtrades : UR TRASH MARK
[2017-03-22 23:21:58] rapidtrades : UTTER GARBAGE
[2017-03-22 23:22:01] mark121 : wahh
[2017-03-22 23:22:23] MikeHunt : i do wonder if rapid does those trades out of some sort of self-flaggelation
[2017-03-22 23:22:32] etoque : lol
[2017-03-22 23:23:21] dsdasd : 1050 incoming
[2017-03-22 23:24:05] etoque : look like yes
[2017-03-22 23:24:53] frog : on low volume
[2017-03-22 23:25:30] MikeHunt : need short squeeze to continue down i guess
[2017-03-22 23:25:39] mark121 : huh
[2017-03-22 23:25:45] mark121 : a short squeeze makes it go up silly
[2017-03-22 23:26:00] MikeHunt : mark121: yeh, clearing out shorts then we go down
[2017-03-22 23:26:44] micmix : rapidtrades: big whales eating small fishes, as usual
[2017-03-22 23:27:36] KingTuna : I am happy at closing out my long at 1107 yesterday and now still in a hedge (overnight my time). I'll stay out and do a bit of work for once lol . I need a break
[2017-03-22 23:27:42] KingTuna : This trading and watching is mentally draining me thinks
[2017-03-22 23:28:38] rangle : yes, breaks are important
[2017-03-22 23:28:39] MikeHunt : KingTuna: in soviet russia, bitcoin watches you
[2017-03-22 23:29:06] dsdasd : Welcome to your new favorite least favorite hobby king
[2017-03-22 23:29:09] KingTuna : haha
[2017-03-22 23:29:29] KingTuna : Well I figure there is always going to be opportunities
[2017-03-22 23:29:35] KingTuna : No need to force trades
[2017-03-22 23:29:49] KingTuna : Also, I need sleep lol
[2017-03-22 23:29:50] MikeHunt : i remember staring at the monitor for ages, border line heart attack mode if alarm went off
[2017-03-22 23:30:15] KingTuna : Ya.. Haven't slept properly in big positions and getting behind at my job lol
[2017-03-22 23:30:19] MikeHunt : i just HODL and then do quick trades to make btc
[2017-03-22 23:30:20] KingTuna : But I have made big league.. so
[2017-03-22 23:31:06] KingTuna : Ever Since Trump won election, things have gone so well
[2017-03-22 23:31:23] MikeHunt : i bet on him, won and then lost all the money here
[2017-03-22 23:31:23] MikeHunt : fml...
[2017-03-22 23:33:07] zy : same, won the bets on trump and brexit, lost all here :(
[2017-03-22 23:33:34] zy : 5.5:1 the day before the vote
[2017-03-22 23:33:54] MikeHunt : i got about that as well
[2017-03-22 23:34:35] KingTuna : Made $8k on Trump, was happy, lost and then made again
[2017-03-22 23:34:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 100000 @ 1038.04 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished:
[2017-03-22 23:34:42] KingTuna : on here
[2017-03-22 23:34:49] zy : damn
[2017-03-22 23:35:01] MikeHunt : there ya go
[2017-03-22 23:35:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 3450 @ 1038.58
[2017-03-22 23:35:02] MikeHunt : clearing out dem shortz
[2017-03-22 23:35:12] etoque : sqeeze
[2017-03-22 23:35:36] Ahhere : etoque: there u are
[2017-03-22 23:38:27] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 20000 @ 1039.16
[2017-03-22 23:45:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `REP7D`: sell 30 @ 0.008603
[2017-03-22 23:46:01] frog : damn missed it
[2017-03-22 23:46:44] MikeHunt : should still get some more up
[2017-03-22 23:50:03] abbey : weee
[2017-03-22 23:58:38] rangle : whens PBOC going to give updates
[2017-03-23 00:00:12] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 4000 @ 1032.33
[2017-03-23 00:01:23] frog : rangle: lol
[2017-03-23 00:01:43] rangle : what
[2017-03-23 00:01:50] MikeHunt : is pboc even relavent nemore?
[2017-03-23 00:03:26] frog : sorry just thought of pboc being transparent
[2017-03-23 00:08:56] DorianWhack-A-Moto : hello gentlemen. how much money can we make today?
[2017-03-23 00:10:59] DoubleU : about tree fifty
[2017-03-23 00:11:52] DorianWhack-A-Moto : tree fiddy? sounds easy enough.
[2017-03-23 00:12:20] donsteep : mind you, too twenty of it is already made
[2017-03-23 00:13:25] Sean__ : evening all
[2017-03-23 00:13:47] DorianWhack-A-Moto : aw damn i missed the sub 1000. lets get it back there.
[2017-03-23 00:14:20] donsteep : righty-o, let's do that. just for you
[2017-03-23 00:14:30] DorianWhack-A-Moto : donsteep: thanks you're a true friend
[2017-03-23 00:15:52] mark121 : buy some etc longs for a scalp
[2017-03-23 00:17:18] Sean__ : pretty steady climb up since about 3:30 PM CST
[2017-03-23 00:17:30] mark121 : hurry
[2017-03-23 00:17:36] donsteep : DorianWhack-A-Moto: no worries. we can always come back up here later
[2017-03-23 00:17:52] Sean__ : where is everyone located
[2017-03-23 00:17:55] Sean__ : Chicago here
[2017-03-23 00:18:22] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Sean__: uh you shouldn't say that here
[2017-03-23 00:18:43] Sean__ : haha, I am in Chicago on business, not living here
[2017-03-23 00:18:53] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ok thats better
[2017-03-23 00:18:58] Sultan Pepper : He's irc though...
[2017-03-23 00:19:09] mark121 : Yukon Terrritories
[2017-03-23 00:19:25] Sean__ : that too, this is just chat, not doing any trading currently
[2017-03-23 00:19:49] mark121 : do u sell windbreakers?
[2017-03-23 00:19:52] Fazrad : /ban Sean
[2017-03-23 00:20:44] Fazrad : /mod Sultan Pepper
[2017-03-23 00:21:06] rangle : /joke
[2017-03-23 00:21:07] trollbot : ``` "Fucking kids are expensive," I said. "Is," replied my lawyer.```
[2017-03-23 00:21:34] Fazrad : /ban rangle
[2017-03-23 00:22:36] Fazrad : /mod rangle
[2017-03-23 00:24:02] Fazrad : /ban trollbot
[2017-03-23 00:24:18] Fazrad : /destroy skynet
[2017-03-23 00:24:28] Sean__ : /ban fazrad
[2017-03-23 00:25:16] rangle : /sentiment
[2017-03-23 00:25:18] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 41.27 / 58.73 Daily : 54.46 / 45.54 Weekly : 55.46 / 44.54 Monthly : 52.38 / 47.62```
[2017-03-23 00:29:20] CaptainDean : /refund CaptainDean 10btc
[2017-03-23 00:31:10] Sean__ : who here is using the API
[2017-03-23 00:31:18] Sean__ : and has any automated trading
[2017-03-23 00:35:06] REKT : Liquidated short on `ETH7D`: buy 5 @ 0.040730
[2017-03-23 00:40:41] CaptainDean : micmix for sure
[2017-03-23 00:40:44] CaptainDean : many others
[2017-03-23 00:49:17] laisee : 678 others
[2017-03-23 00:54:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 400 @ 1036.25
[2017-03-23 00:54:47] DoubleU : dumppppp
[2017-03-23 00:55:29] RogerVer : Are u guys ready!
[2017-03-23 00:55:58] RogerVer : Flood is coming soon!
[2017-03-23 00:58:16] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RogerVer: go back to pumping dash
[2017-03-23 00:58:42] donsteep : DorianWhack-A-Moto: see I'm on my way to pick you up
[2017-03-23 00:59:05] donsteep : the driver may be drunk but we're definitely coming
[2017-03-23 00:59:22] DorianWhack-A-Moto : donsteep: i live at 910. meet me there.
[2017-03-23 01:00:20] DorianWhack-A-Moto : actually theres a hottie at 905 i might go there for quickie
[2017-03-23 01:00:56] donsteep : would she be up for a threesome
[2017-03-23 01:01:20] DorianWhack-A-Moto : yeah but it might break her and we'd have to drop her at 890 where her mom lives
[2017-03-23 01:01:43] donsteep : I'd like to meet her mom
[2017-03-23 01:02:01] DorianWhack-A-Moto : 905's mom has got it goin onnnnn
[2017-03-23 01:02:08] RogerVer : https://twitter.com/rogerkver/status/844167479593074688
[2017-03-23 01:03:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : bitcoin jesus is turning bitcoin into wine..and pissing it out
[2017-03-23 01:06:24] DoubleU : ETH starting its engine
[2017-03-23 01:06:43] DoubleU : as BTC gets ready to dump to 850 ETH is getting ready to make new highs
[2017-03-23 01:10:47] DoubleU : https://bitcoinwisdom.com/markets/btce/ltcbtc
[2017-03-23 01:10:55] DoubleU : lol people are just giving away their LTC
[2017-03-23 01:13:48] Rado : ETH holders so desperate that Coinbase is doing shameless pumps
[2017-03-23 01:14:34] needmoneyquick : eth holders? you mean smart people?
[2017-03-23 01:15:29] laisee : ppl who want to build the phuture, instead of fighting over the scraps of what used to be BTC/BTU?
[2017-03-23 01:15:57] DoubleU : ETH volume low. still find it unbelievable the amount of money pouring into that coin.
[2017-03-23 01:15:57] Nur : /sentiment
[2017-03-23 01:16:00] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 56.55 / 43.45 Daily : 54.35 / 45.66 Weekly : 55.44 / 44.56 Monthly : 52.42 / 47.58```
[2017-03-23 01:16:08] laisee : /fork
[2017-03-23 01:16:09] trollbot : ``` Bitfinex BCC : 747.00 (0.70%) Bitfinex BCU : 295.70 (-2.68%) SLQ : 2 hours, 11 mins```
[2017-03-23 01:16:33] DoubleU : BTC and LTC and ETH and DASH best pumps of all time
[2017-03-23 01:16:36] needmoneyquick : well with mass corruption and what eth offers it will continue to soar
[2017-03-23 01:17:34] laisee : don't forget XMR
[2017-03-23 01:17:42] laisee : and XDN
[2017-03-23 01:18:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTM17`: sell 14450 @ 1019.21
[2017-03-23 01:19:17] REKT : Close your longs, close your shorts, choppy waters ahead!
[2017-03-23 01:19:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 14000 @ 1025.17
[2017-03-23 01:21:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 436 @ 1023.66
[2017-03-23 01:21:41] aethlios : if ltc dies, will ltc rise??
[2017-03-23 01:21:44] coinrun : ETH about to break out
[2017-03-23 01:22:21] DoubleU : coinrun: looks like it when drawing a triangle
[2017-03-23 01:22:36] coinrun : yeah looks real good eth
[2017-03-23 01:23:06] DoubleU : dont know what kind of pumpers have 10,000 BTC and millions of USD on exchanges to pump but if they do they do
[2017-03-23 01:24:10] DoubleU : i'd draw the sideways out longer. i dont see the rush to buy ETH and let others dump into your buys
[2017-03-23 01:27:39] KingTuna : Once BTC $980 is breached, we will go down heavy
[2017-03-23 01:37:57] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Shhh dont spook the bulls. need to scalp some more
[2017-03-23 01:39:06] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 12 @ 0.040570
[2017-03-23 01:44:17] KingTuna : I need to take 11 more BTC off noobs to make a personal milestone
[2017-03-23 02:12:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 42 @ 0.040420
[2017-03-23 02:20:35] DorianWhack-A-Moto : KingTuna: save some for me!
[2017-03-23 02:23:46] gustavo7 : watching 7kCNY
[2017-03-23 02:44:32] datboiyuan : Are alt coin futures really changing to 30 days?
[2017-03-23 02:47:15] smokim87 : datboiyuan: hope so, I'd like to hold positions for more then a week
[2017-03-23 02:47:51] BitMEX_John : datboiyuan: eth, monero and dash futures will be changing to monthly futures
[2017-03-23 02:47:59] Tetsuo : when?
[2017-03-23 02:48:16] BitMEX_John : An announcement is going to be published very shortly
[2017-03-23 02:48:22] Tetsuo : great
[2017-03-23 02:52:11] DorianWhack-A-Moto : sooo long eth monero and dash?
[2017-03-23 02:56:49] Tetsuo : ok, here it comes:
[2017-03-23 02:56:52] Tetsuo : r u ready
[2017-03-23 02:57:01] Tetsuo : LTC
[2017-03-23 02:57:02] Tetsuo : AT
[2017-03-23 02:57:06] Tetsuo : COINBASE
[2017-03-23 02:57:08] Tetsuo : https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/nyc-regulator-approves-bitcoin-exchange-coinbase-ethereum-litecoin-trading/
[2017-03-23 02:57:35] micmix : Tetsuo: almost as good as LTC on Gox
[2017-03-23 02:57:47] Tetsuo : :-)
[2017-03-23 02:58:02] DorianWhack-A-Moto : wait for LTCunlimited
[2017-03-23 03:00:37] arbitrage101 : Tetsuo: good news actually
[2017-03-23 03:00:47] arbitrage101 : ltc is the least pump and dump coin
[2017-03-23 03:01:05] arbitrage101 : might actually attract interest from those has has weak heart
[2017-03-23 03:01:11] Tetsuo : actually it´s the future of crypto man
[2017-03-23 03:01:18] Tetsuo : fair and stable coin
[2017-03-23 03:01:25] Tetsuo : not a pump and dump scam like Bitcoin
[2017-03-23 03:02:53] arbitrage101 : ltc has no useful utility other ccoins cant offer
[2017-03-23 03:03:24] Tetsuo : LTC was the backup plan if BTC should fail 2-3 years ago
[2017-03-23 03:03:41] Tetsuo : network is pretty strong
[2017-03-23 03:03:49] Tetsuo : might pump hard
[2017-03-23 03:04:42] Tetsuo : yes , i am a confirmed bagholder
[2017-03-23 03:05:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : a lot believe ETH will be number 1 if btc cudmps
[2017-03-23 03:05:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : dumps
[2017-03-23 03:06:48] arbitrage101 : DorianWhack-A-Moto: i share the same believe
[2017-03-23 03:07:12] arbitrage101 : largely because large cooperation have choosen it
[2017-03-23 03:07:21] micmix : http://litecoinblockhalf.com/segwit.php - no segwit for LTC either :-(
[2017-03-23 03:07:29] arbitrage101 : if it is up to me, i rather have own a privacy coin
[2017-03-23 03:07:34] DorianWhack-A-Moto : im picking up all the cheap xmr
[2017-03-23 03:07:35] Tetsuo : micmix: stop FUDDING
[2017-03-23 03:08:08] Tetsuo : arbitrage101: because your a criminal
[2017-03-23 03:08:18] arbitrage101 : Tetsuo: i am not
[2017-03-23 03:08:29] Tetsuo : then there is no need for privacy
[2017-03-23 03:08:33] micmix : Tetsuo: factom has segwit already, buy FCT!
[2017-03-23 03:08:33] Tetsuo : BUY LTC
[2017-03-23 03:08:33] arbitrage101 : rather not have my money being watched by government
[2017-03-23 03:08:42] DorianWhack-A-Moto : technically we're all criminals by certain countries standards
[2017-03-23 03:08:48] arbitrage101 : Tetsuo: so who
[2017-03-23 03:09:09] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Tetsuo: you think privacy is only for criminals? lol good one
[2017-03-23 03:09:10] arbitrage101 : i like porn, but doesnt mean i like everyone in my social circle know i jerk off everyday
[2017-03-23 03:09:28] Tetsuo : god knows everything you pervert
[2017-03-23 03:09:33] Tetsuo : trollbox too
[2017-03-23 03:09:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Tetsuo: you dont believe in financial privacy?
[2017-03-23 03:10:02] Tetsuo : jail all criminal cryptocoiners
[2017-03-23 03:10:31] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i want copies of all your bank statements and crypto wallet balances
[2017-03-23 03:10:33] Tetsuo : DorianWhack-A-Moto: i believe in god & taxes
[2017-03-23 03:10:43] arbitrage101 : Tetsuo: why are you here
[2017-03-23 03:10:49] Tetsuo : to spread the word
[2017-03-23 03:10:56] arbitrage101 : i dont believe in god or taxes
[2017-03-23 03:11:05] Tetsuo : SAD!
[2017-03-23 03:11:15] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Tetsuo: i believe in god and privacy
[2017-03-23 03:12:02] Sultan Pepper : I believe in gold and piracy
[2017-03-23 03:12:25] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i believe in dogs and lunacy