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[2015-11-19 04:56:57] AudibleScience : N.B. that's a direct link to the latest episode on one of the mirrors on that site...
[2015-11-19 04:57:07] ethexio : POPCORN TIME IS BACK
[2015-11-19 04:57:28] ethexio : Suspicious though..
[2015-11-19 05:00:01] AudibleScience : zanza: here are the sources of the mirrors... both are SUPER SPAMMY sites though... http://episodes-tv.com/index.php and http://www.couchtuner.la/
[2015-11-19 05:13:20] zanza : wow wish Netflix picked that up
[2015-11-19 05:16:34] zanza : 24H is negative premium again
[2015-11-19 05:16:36] zanza : wonder why
[2015-11-19 05:22:40] floopfloop : zanza: because BTC is burning to the ground
[2015-11-19 05:22:59] zanza : :o
[2015-11-19 05:26:29] zanza : so is this the bottom then ?
[2015-11-19 05:26:45] floopfloop : I hope not
[2015-11-19 05:36:58] laisee : floop> u add a limit order to buy at 0.01?
[2015-11-19 05:41:11] zanza : lol
[2015-11-19 05:41:42] floopfloop : laisee: no?
[2015-11-19 05:41:53] floopfloop : I dont think you can do that
[2015-11-19 05:42:34] laisee : just did it for 0.00010 @ ETH
[2015-11-19 05:43:23] laisee : on XBT it would be 0.01.
[2015-11-19 05:50:41] ethexio : this sideways..
[2015-11-19 05:59:00] zanza : buy under 335, sell over 335
[2015-11-19 06:19:59] AudibleScience : back now... but what a dismal trading session eh
[2015-11-19 06:20:33] AudibleScience : I closed my position and only made 6.379
[2015-11-19 06:20:40] zanza : ...
[2015-11-19 06:21:07] miratrader : well I made 10.5 mXBT :-)
[2015-11-19 06:21:31] zanza : those 17's
[2015-11-19 06:21:33] zanza : adding up
[2015-11-19 06:21:47] miratrader : lol
[2015-11-19 06:21:55] zanza : 6 XBT is a nice day AudibleScience
[2015-11-19 06:22:01] AudibleScience : I mean £6.379 not 6.379 coins by the way! lol
[2015-11-19 06:22:29] zanza : lol
[2015-11-19 06:22:43] zanza : yeah, i was thinking u have to be max leverage
[2015-11-19 06:23:22] AudibleScience : yeah...
[2015-11-19 06:23:44] AudibleScience : like I said! Dismal!! rofl
[2015-11-19 06:24:21] AudibleScience : what a flat flat night again though... so savage I'm going to bed...
[2015-11-19 06:24:33] miratrader : any day when you didn't get liquidated is a good day :-)
[2015-11-19 06:26:55] zanza : haha mira
[2015-11-19 06:27:00] zanza : flashbacks to 2 weeks ago
[2015-11-19 06:27:27] zanza : miratrader: what bot software do you use?
[2015-11-19 06:28:57] miratrader : it's a proprietary trading system, custom software build from scratch
[2015-11-19 06:29:00] AudibleScience : miratrader: true, but my risk management has massively improved since I was liquidated out of a big position... not because of isolated margin
[2015-11-19 06:30:15] miratrader : yeah, risk management is important if you want to trade instead of just gambling
[2015-11-19 06:30:40] AudibleScience : miratrader: I was basically gambling before! lol not trading or investing or anything... just gambling basically!
[2015-11-19 06:31:19] AudibleScience : miratrader: haha... you said exactly what I was typing... as I was typing it lol
[2015-11-19 06:31:57] miratrader : yeah, that's how everyone starts I think, with gambling
[2015-11-19 06:32:07] zanza : miratrader: does it have GUI?
[2015-11-19 06:32:29] miratrader : people who continue to gamble go broke after a while
[2015-11-19 06:32:55] floopfloop : *raises hand*
[2015-11-19 06:33:28] floopfloop : Im short 25k contracts at 330.47, what do I do?
[2015-11-19 06:33:51] floopfloop : http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/
[2015-11-19 06:34:31] zanza : what expiry floopfloop
[2015-11-19 06:34:47] floopfloop : zanza: march
[2015-11-19 06:35:18] miratrader : zanza: yes, dashboard-style GUI but it's not like trading desk software. it's designed for automated algorithmic trading, not manual trading
[2015-11-19 06:35:46] zanza : are you considering selling a license? i am looking for something
[2015-11-19 06:36:15] AudibleScience : floopfloop: hold on to it man!
[2015-11-19 06:36:29] floopfloop : AudibleScience: lol
[2015-11-19 06:36:31] zanza : and and snackycoin were going to develop something (well, talked about it) but he hasn't been on lately
[2015-11-19 06:37:07] floopfloop : Bitmex should open a casino
[2015-11-19 06:37:17] zanza : 100x leverage, it is already :)
[2015-11-19 06:37:18] floopfloop : that way we could have something to do when the market is boring
[2015-11-19 06:37:40] zanza : you could ride some small profits from 333-337
[2015-11-19 06:37:55] floopfloop : zanza: brb, going to nearest bridge
[2015-11-19 06:38:29] miratrader : I doubt we will ever sell the software. I talked to the guys about open-sourcing parts of it but they are not very keen on the idea.
[2015-11-19 06:38:38] AudibleScience : miratrader: I would also be interested in testing an algo. trading tool
[2015-11-19 06:39:16] miratrader : you can play with the demo version of something like NinjaTrader
[2015-11-19 06:39:51] zanza : floopfloop: you are short 25k march at 330?
[2015-11-19 06:39:59] miratrader : it doesn't do bitcoin though
[2015-11-19 06:40:10] zanza : you must of got that like in October?
[2015-11-19 06:40:14] floopfloop : zanza: http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/
[2015-11-19 06:40:26] zanza : why do u keep linking that
[2015-11-19 06:40:47] floopfloop : #trolling
[2015-11-19 06:40:58] zanza : so you aren't short
[2015-11-19 06:41:15] floopfloop : zanza: only in the pants
[2015-11-19 06:41:27] zanza : is there an ignore feature for chat? bitmex_sam
[2015-11-19 06:41:33] floopfloop : hahahaha
[2015-11-19 06:41:45] floopfloop : zanza: It does say "trollbox"
[2015-11-19 06:41:50] miratrader : but you can import bitcoin tick data into NinjaTrader and play with it. write an algorithm and backtest it
[2015-11-19 06:41:51] zanza : user ignore
[2015-11-19 06:42:16] zanza : miratrader: i think me and snackycoins gunna make something new
[2015-11-19 06:42:23] zanza : i can do algorithms, but not coding
[2015-11-19 06:42:29] zanza : and he can code well
[2015-11-19 06:43:03] zanza : but I wish BitMEX would expand their own native interface a bit to add more complex features
[2015-11-19 06:43:22] zanza : that would bring in more traders I think, the python liquidbot is garbage
[2015-11-19 06:43:41] zanza : no offense to anyone
[2015-11-19 06:44:00] miratrader : Well it's a LOT of work if you want something decent. I would recommend starting with a framework like PyAlgoTrade
[2015-11-19 06:44:17] miratrader : just to get a feel for what's involved
[2015-11-19 06:44:33] zanza : have you seen snacky's site?
[2015-11-19 06:44:39] floopfloop : zanza: link?
[2015-11-19 06:44:41] miratrader : no, what's the site?
[2015-11-19 06:45:18] zanza : http://bitfx.info/
[2015-11-19 06:47:17] miratrader : it just shows the prices as far as I see?
[2015-11-19 06:47:25] AudibleScience : miratrader: are you a coder?
[2015-11-19 06:47:56] zanza : i think yes, he made his own trading bot that does the 17 orders
[2015-11-19 06:48:05] miratrader : yep, I'm the lead system developer
[2015-11-19 06:48:09] zanza : yeah miratrader pretty basic, no bitmex api stuff yet
[2015-11-19 06:49:03] zanza : is "miratrader" a company?
[2015-11-19 06:49:32] zanza : https://twitter.com/miratrader
[2015-11-19 06:49:54] floopfloop : zanza: dam the company is FINE
[2015-11-19 06:50:01] miratrader : not my twitter :-)
[2015-11-19 06:50:16] zanza : a grill!!
[2015-11-19 06:50:25] miratrader : I'm an old guy :-)
[2015-11-19 06:50:29] floopfloop : miratrader: are you a george foreman or a weber?
[2015-11-19 06:50:36] zanza : rofl
[2015-11-19 06:53:53] floopfloop : zanza: what a brokeass http://www.highrankdir.com/en/www/miratrader.com
[2015-11-19 06:54:15] zanza : :
[2015-11-19 06:54:34] floopfloop : you are worth nothing sir! lol
[2015-11-19 06:56:55] miratrader : miratrader is just my username here, it's not a company name or anything like that. I don't think I ever mentioned the company name :-)
[2015-11-19 06:57:30] floopfloop : miratrader: Brazzers?
[2015-11-19 06:58:04] miratrader : I'm not even going to google that :-)
[2015-11-19 06:58:16] AudibleScience : floopfloop: how old are you man?
[2015-11-19 06:58:33] floopfloop : AudibleScience: -7
[2015-11-19 06:58:45] zanza : he said in his 20's
[2015-11-19 06:58:57] floopfloop : zanza: mentally I am not though
[2015-11-19 06:59:13] floopfloop : he even said he isnt going to google that. Priceless
[2015-11-19 06:59:16] AudibleScience : floopfloop: I think you must be pretty young as you seem to watch a lot of porn! lol
[2015-11-19 06:59:18] miratrader : no zanza, I never said that. let just say I'm 3 times older than floopfloop :-0
[2015-11-19 06:59:30] podizzler3000 : floopfloop said 16 yesterday
[2015-11-19 06:59:41] miratrader : yeah, sounds about right :-)
[2015-11-19 06:59:41] podizzler3000 : anyway 6 straight days of sideways now
[2015-11-19 06:59:59] podizzler3000 : im looking at a november 2014 chart and it is remarkably similar to 15
[2015-11-19 07:00:11] floopfloop : AudibleScience: I know about porn. lol
[2015-11-19 07:00:47] podizzler3000 : take a look https://www.tradingview.com/x/zhXhLYw5/
[2015-11-19 07:01:00] floopfloop : AudibleScience: sometimes you just gotta make your keyboard sticky so you can invest in a new one, ya know?
[2015-11-19 07:01:33] zanza : i didn't know people over 60 goto chat rooms
[2015-11-19 07:01:53] podizzler3000 : i wonder if some company has a policy to just buy a bunch of btc every november
[2015-11-19 07:01:59] floopfloop : zanza: I didnt know they knew how to use the internet
[2015-11-19 07:01:59] podizzler3000 : maybe pantera holdings
[2015-11-19 07:02:12] zanza : wow this new notification sound
[2015-11-19 07:02:25] zanza : floopfloop:
[2015-11-19 07:03:17] floopfloop : zanza: ?
[2015-11-19 07:03:34] ethexio : eep
[2015-11-19 07:04:19] miratrader : I think floopfloop is 13-14 so that makes me about 3 times older than him
[2015-11-19 07:04:37] floopfloop : miratrader: well aren't you just a doll
[2015-11-19 07:06:56] miratrader : or maybe I'm 13-14 and floopfloop is over 50 and he's having fun with us :-)
[2015-11-19 07:07:38] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : If floopfloop were over 30 I'd be very concerned
[2015-11-19 07:07:48] zanza : lol
[2015-11-19 07:08:08] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : Also if he were under 12
[2015-11-19 07:08:24] AudibleScience : podizzler3000: that's an interesting observation man...
[2015-11-19 07:08:49] floopfloop : miratrader: I think you are on to something
[2015-11-19 07:08:53] floopfloop : IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb: and LOL
[2015-11-19 07:08:54] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : Yeah the similarity of those charts is amazing, at least the beginning part. The end is pretty different
[2015-11-19 07:10:32] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : If I were going to acquire a lot of bitcoin I'd do it in November so all of /r/BitcoinMarkets would freak out about it being "just like November 2013" and pump the price for me
[2015-11-19 07:12:32] miratrader : have to go guys, happy trading everyone!
[2015-11-19 07:12:57] zanza : ciao miratrader
[2015-11-19 07:13:07] AudibleScience : miratrader: take care man...
[2015-11-19 07:15:28] AudibleScience : I'm also off now... tack care everyone
[2015-11-19 07:15:53] AudibleScience : and good luck trading the flat!!
[2015-11-19 07:17:22] zanza : yall are leaving me alone here with floopfloop :/
[2015-11-19 07:17:29] zanza : he might attack me
[2015-11-19 07:17:51] floopfloop : zanza: with my sword *wink*
[2015-11-19 07:18:03] zanza : freak
[2015-11-19 07:18:38] floopfloop : This is what I was talking about obv http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/HD-Sword-Pictures.jpg
[2015-11-19 07:20:50] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : floopfloop: It's interesting that you felt the need to clarify that you were talking about an actual sword
[2015-11-19 07:21:19] floopfloop : IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb: ;)
[2015-11-19 07:22:15] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : No comment
[2015-11-19 07:22:33] floopfloop : IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHOBLTpcQV8
[2015-11-19 07:22:49] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : floopfloop: I don't click your links anymore
[2015-11-19 07:22:55] floopfloop : IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb: jajajaj
[2015-11-19 07:23:27] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : Haha I'm out. Talk to you all later
[2015-11-19 07:23:33] IChTj4OeMavRq6qeIyEb : Or if my alarms go off
[2015-11-19 07:23:44] floopfloop : its about to go to 2100
[2015-11-19 07:27:00] zanza : 24H still negative
[2015-11-19 07:27:13] floopfloop : zanza: I just sold into it lol
[2015-11-19 07:27:32] floopfloop : zanza: rolling the dice a little but meh
[2015-11-19 07:27:34] zanza : the 500 ?
[2015-11-19 07:27:54] floopfloop : more than that
[2015-11-19 07:28:00] floopfloop : but yes
[2015-11-19 07:28:02] zanza : 2k
[2015-11-19 07:28:07] floopfloop : both
[2015-11-19 07:28:39] floopfloop : looking good so far
[2015-11-19 07:28:49] floopfloop : rolled some dice on Dec too
[2015-11-19 07:28:57] floopfloop : I think we will have a repeat xmas
[2015-11-19 07:29:20] floopfloop : if the market crashes Ill sell it back early though
[2015-11-19 07:31:17] floopfloop : crash baby crash
[2015-11-19 07:31:37] floopfloop : alrms going off lol
[2015-11-19 07:31:42] podizzler3000 : fakeout
[2015-11-19 07:31:54] rapidtrades : hey the calc only does longs....so for shorts I should just flip it around? + instead of - ?
[2015-11-19 07:32:16] floopfloop : yup
[2015-11-19 07:32:23] rapidtrades : ok tnx
[2015-11-19 07:32:25] floopfloop : or just look at what you lost
[2015-11-19 07:32:28] floopfloop : thats what i do
[2015-11-19 07:32:32] floopfloop : and its actually what you gained
[2015-11-19 07:32:43] rapidtrades : yeah that's what I meant
[2015-11-19 07:33:06] zanza : yes rapidtrades its linear so it works both ways
[2015-11-19 07:35:56] zanza : symmetrical actually is correct term
[2015-11-19 07:36:06] rapidtrades : and 1 contract is $1.5 worth of btc? or around that?
[2015-11-19 07:36:30] floopfloop : zanza: the calculator is bisexual, it goes both ways
[2015-11-19 07:37:02] rapidtrades : what's the closest to these $1, $10, $100 for one contract
[2015-11-19 07:37:05] zanza : Each contract is worth 0.00001 XBT per $1 price, currently 0.0033214 XBT rapidtrades
[2015-11-19 07:37:12] rapidtrades : oh come on....
[2015-11-19 07:37:28] rapidtrades : I don't do decimals....1,10 or 100
[2015-11-19 07:37:35] rapidtrades : bullpark it
[2015-11-19 07:37:42] podizzler3000 : ballpark
[2015-11-19 07:37:48] rapidtrades : or thaht
[2015-11-19 07:38:05] floopfloop : bullpark or bearpark?
[2015-11-19 07:38:11] rapidtrades : it's closest to $1 right?
[2015-11-19 07:38:24] podizzler3000 : ballpark doesnt make much sense either but thats the term
[2015-11-19 07:38:28] zanza : 0.0033215 Bitcoin equals 1.11 US Dollar
[2015-11-19 07:38:37] zanza : lazy rapidtrades
[2015-11-19 07:38:45] podizzler3000 : 1.11 wow ur a math genius
[2015-11-19 07:38:51] podizzler3000 : i tried asking siri
[2015-11-19 07:39:21] rapidtrades : I did the calc it's about $1.4 I was just looking for confirmation cos it seems low for 1 contarct
[2015-11-19 07:39:41] cataquil : support?
[2015-11-19 07:39:53] floopfloop : cataquil: i sold my short and bought longlol
[2015-11-19 07:40:10] cataquil : no is bitmex support here?
[2015-11-19 07:40:22] cataquil : just woke up and a positionwas closed.
[2015-11-19 07:40:28] floopfloop : which?
[2015-11-19 07:40:39] zanza : cataquil: use ticket
[2015-11-19 07:40:42] floopfloop : cataquil: 24h, or liquidated? check your history?
[2015-11-19 07:40:51] cataquil : xbt7d
[2015-11-19 07:41:14] floopfloop : history?
[2015-11-19 07:43:44] zanza : cataquil: you must have got liquidated, or had a lmit order setup
[2015-11-19 07:44:42] rapidtrades : dam liquidity is really low here...any of u does market making
[2015-11-19 07:45:14] zanza : define market making
[2015-11-19 07:45:34] zanza : if you want liquidity go for the 24H contract
[2015-11-19 07:46:14] zanza : but the past few days have been slow yeah
[2015-11-19 07:46:21] floopfloop : zanza: i stopped responding after they said they dont do decimals lol
[2015-11-19 07:46:29] zanza : rofl
[2015-11-19 07:46:42] zanza : even troll floopfloop wont reply
[2015-11-19 07:46:44] zanza : you know thats bad
[2015-11-19 07:46:45] floopfloop : zanza: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/starpolar/images/6/6b/Notime.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150225125846
[2015-11-19 07:47:38] rapidtrades : well aren't u two splendid fellas
[2015-11-19 07:48:06] zanza : there is 12.5k order on 24h now
[2015-11-19 07:48:22] zanza : thats like 43 Bitcoin
[2015-11-19 07:48:27] floopfloop : rapidtrades: my trading account is splendid, my personality is not
[2015-11-19 07:48:46] floopfloop : zanza: you see the buy order?
[2015-11-19 07:49:03] zanza : which one?
[2015-11-19 07:49:09] floopfloop : that one
[2015-11-19 07:49:25] zanza : lol 30k
[2015-11-19 07:49:30] floopfloop : jajajaja
[2015-11-19 07:49:41] zanza : thats 100 bitcoin
[2015-11-19 07:49:50] floopfloop : zanza: I was just messing with the market
[2015-11-19 07:49:59] zanza : rapidtrades: liquid is good on 4h
[2015-11-19 07:50:04] zanza : 24h
[2015-11-19 07:50:07] rapidtrades : what's the reason for the march contract at $430...it seems a hell of a lot of premium....I'm guessing there's something ovious I'm missing
[2015-11-19 07:50:16] rapidtrades : *obvious
[2015-11-19 07:50:26] zanza : 140 days off
[2015-11-19 07:50:31] podizzler3000 : its a hell of a long way away
[2015-11-19 07:50:35] floopfloop : rapidtrades: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHOBLTpcQV8
[2015-11-19 07:50:47] rapidtrades : I understand u get less bitcoin and price rallies but still seems a lot of premium
[2015-11-19 07:51:22] zanza : its low liquidity rapidtrades
[2015-11-19 07:51:43] floopfloop : low liq as well as being a pyramid scam
[2015-11-19 07:51:45] rapidtrades : any of u holding some mar25
[2015-11-19 07:51:55] zanza : a few
[2015-11-19 07:51:55] rapidtrades : floopfloop: what why
[2015-11-19 07:52:18] floopfloop : rapidtrades: im in on the scam so I cant say
[2015-11-19 07:52:43] rapidtrades : floopfloop: but look at the fair price as well its at $430
[2015-11-19 07:53:23] rapidtrades : so if u started shorting this until $330 u would be seriously in the red even if price goes down
[2015-11-19 07:54:00] floopfloop : rapidtrades: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB8ewAdhY7Q
[2015-11-19 07:54:25] rapidtrades : floopfloop: hey im new here
[2015-11-19 07:54:28] podizzler3000 : congrats to arthur on making the list http://www.bitcoinfuturesguide.com/bitcoin-blog/the-10-bitcoin-traders-you-have-to-follow-on-twitter
[2015-11-19 07:54:44] floopfloop : rapidtrades: Yeah im just trolling the trollbox
[2015-11-19 07:55:50] floopfloop : podizzler3000: LORD ASHDRAKE ftw
[2015-11-19 07:55:51] zanza : 8. Lord Ashdrake Famous for getting rekt shorting the bull-run of late-2015, Ashdrake is a running joke in the bitcoin trading community. Constantly speaking against Bitcoin as a useful tool, he lets his personal bias interfere with trading rationally and lost most of his money shorting bitcoin at $300 before it broke $500.
[2015-11-19 07:55:58] cataquil : does anyone know can you get realtime P/L or do you have to wait until 12 noon UTC settlement
[2015-11-19 07:55:59] zanza : rofl
[2015-11-19 07:56:03] podizzler3000 : honestly that list is horrible
[2015-11-19 07:56:12] podizzler3000 : 8 out of 10 of those people are jokes
[2015-11-19 07:56:16] zanza : cataquil: what do you mean ?
[2015-11-19 07:56:42] podizzler3000 : i do like pipzie tho
[2015-11-19 07:57:00] floopfloop : Arthur is a beast though
[2015-11-19 07:57:08] rapidtrades : pipzie? isn't that the guy trolling btc-e
[2015-11-19 07:57:11] rapidtrades : and here
[2015-11-19 07:57:12] zanza : yeah hes very smart
[2015-11-19 07:57:28] rapidtrades : hey how come btc-e is not blocked while okcoin is
[2015-11-19 07:57:36] floopfloop : rekt
[2015-11-19 07:57:43] zanza : caus i dont think they do futures
[2015-11-19 07:57:50] rapidtrades : makes sense
[2015-11-19 07:58:06] floopfloop : im riding my trade out until close
[2015-11-19 07:58:08] floopfloop : screw it
[2015-11-19 07:58:21] zanza : whci trade
[2015-11-19 07:58:30] floopfloop : 331.84 long
[2015-11-19 07:59:03] zanza : you got a good entry
[2015-11-19 07:59:03] floopfloop : I cant lose much unless China says go fuck yourself
[2015-11-19 07:59:05] zanza : should do fine
[2015-11-19 07:59:13] floopfloop : zanza: thats what she said?
[2015-11-19 07:59:15] cataquil : if you click on balance at the top is only shows actual profilt oor loss of the trade at 12:00
[2015-11-19 07:59:19] cataquil : at settlement
[2015-11-19 07:59:21] rapidtrades : so as time goes on, this far price will go down toward spot right?
[2015-11-19 07:59:30] rapidtrades : it's kinda like a volatility premium
[2015-11-19 07:59:39] rapidtrades : fair price *
[2015-11-19 07:59:45] cataquil : I want to know how much this liquidation cost me
[2015-11-19 07:59:53] floopfloop : the buy is real
[2015-11-19 07:59:54] zanza : cataquil: profit is settled when you close the position, or settlement
[2015-11-19 08:00:03] zanza : or, on Friday's for long term ones
[2015-11-19 08:01:07] podizzler3000 : the 5cny pump is real!
[2015-11-19 08:01:14] podizzler3000 : floopfloop certified
[2015-11-19 08:01:26] floopfloop : podizzler3000: im too zoomed in
[2015-11-19 08:01:29] podizzler3000 : everyone switch to short it cant go any higher than this
[2015-11-19 08:01:34] zanza : should i call BearWhale friends?
[2015-11-19 08:02:06] floopfloop : ya
[2015-11-19 08:02:09] podizzler3000 : floopfloop dont worry i stare at 1m chart at work for fun i know how it is
[2015-11-19 08:02:22] cataquil : ok figures it out
[2015-11-19 08:02:41] podizzler3000 : okcoin app is great it scales the chart so a 5 cny move looks like a huge swing
[2015-11-19 08:03:48] cataquil : jez liquidated over a 0.0066 loss, well didn't mean to use 50x contract
[2015-11-19 08:03:56] cataquil : maybe I had isolate margin on
[2015-11-19 08:04:03] zanza : u need to uncheck isolate margin
[2015-11-19 08:04:18] zanza : yes, use cross
[2015-11-19 08:04:33] floopfloop : www.rekt.com
[2015-11-19 08:04:39] zanza : lol
[2015-11-19 08:04:41] rapidtrades : what is this annualized percentage rate...how is calculated? give me the layman version
[2015-11-19 08:05:09] floopfloop : rapidtrades: it is the percentage that is annualized annually.
[2015-11-19 08:05:13] zanza : there is documentation
[2015-11-19 08:05:29] rapidtrades : DO NOT link me to the formulas
[2015-11-19 08:05:42] floopfloop : rapidtrades: look at guides from the site
[2015-11-19 08:05:48] rapidtrades : NO
[2015-11-19 08:05:49] zanza : u trust a chatroom titled "trollbox" over website specs?
[2015-11-19 08:05:56] floopfloop : rapidtrades: then prepare to get trolled
[2015-11-19 08:06:34] HotDogs : Prepare to get liquidated
[2015-11-19 08:06:38] zanza : read through contract specs
[2015-11-19 08:06:39] floopfloop : HotDogs: ^ nice
[2015-11-19 08:06:39] rapidtrades : just give me the short version ffs...nvm u prolly can't explain it properly
[2015-11-19 08:06:47] floopfloop : rapidtrades: NO
[2015-11-19 08:06:54] rapidtrades : NO to you sir
[2015-11-19 08:06:54] floopfloop : rofl
[2015-11-19 08:07:00] zanza : oh god
[2015-11-19 08:07:14] floopfloop : http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Troll
[2015-11-19 08:07:34] zanza : ok, fair basis is expected future premium
[2015-11-19 08:07:48] rapidtrades : is it volatility based or what...
[2015-11-19 08:08:00] floopfloop : rapidtrades: it is unicorn based
[2015-11-19 08:08:14] rapidtrades : floopfloop: ur mom is unicord-based
[2015-11-19 08:08:20] zanza : oh shi**
[2015-11-19 08:08:21] BitMEX_Wally : rapidtrades: If the XBT24H future is trading at 1% above spot, and there are 24 hours left until expiry then that is 365% annualised.
[2015-11-19 08:08:25] floopfloop : it just got real
[2015-11-19 08:08:48] zanza : BitMEX_Wally: saves the day
[2015-11-19 08:09:00] zanza : listen to him rapidtrades
[2015-11-19 08:09:04] floopfloop : and we were having such a fine trolling session
[2015-11-19 08:09:23] BitMEX_Wally : floopfloop: Sorry to ruin your fun
[2015-11-19 08:09:28] floopfloop : BitMEX_Wally: all good hahaha
[2015-11-19 08:09:57] floopfloop : BitMEX_Wally: I usually answer if people are serious. When they refuse to do any reading with the hard work you guys have put into them, the trolling begins.
[2015-11-19 08:10:10] floopfloop : the guides that is
[2015-11-19 08:10:17] zanza : haha floopfloop acting serious
[2015-11-19 08:10:27] zanza : u troll 24/7 bro!
[2015-11-19 08:10:42] floopfloop : I actually don't, but most of the time, sure why not
[2015-11-19 08:10:50] zanza : hah
[2015-11-19 08:10:56] floopfloop : everytime someone says btc is going to the moon they are trolling too
[2015-11-19 08:11:12] floopfloop : crude oil to the moon!
[2015-11-19 08:15:42] rapidtrades : BitMEX_Wally: why is the ''fair price'' for mar25 set $100 dollars higher
[2015-11-19 08:17:10] zanza : caus floopfloop made it that way
[2015-11-19 08:17:39] zanza : not because its 140 days away
[2015-11-19 08:18:09] floopfloop : zanza: :)
[2015-11-19 08:18:15] rapidtrades : does the fair price follow the market price or do traders push the market price toward the fair price...im confused
[2015-11-19 08:18:41] zanza : i dont know that one
[2015-11-19 08:18:45] floopfloop : unicorns. Its all the unicorns
[2015-11-19 08:19:05] rapidtrades : floopfloop: aids, your mom has it
[2015-11-19 08:19:13] zanza : oh damn
[2015-11-19 08:19:37] floopfloop : He must have a hot mom
[2015-11-19 08:20:06] floopfloop : His subconscious is trying to defend his mom through his outward use of pathetic mom jokes.
[2015-11-19 08:20:45] floopfloop : its ok.... @rapidtrades https://konnikim.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/internet-hug.jpg
[2015-11-19 08:23:27] ethexio : oh damn, just realized I went short
[2015-11-19 08:24:11] ethexio : Eh, we'll see what happens when I wake up.
[2015-11-19 08:24:24] floopfloop : ethexio: price?
[2015-11-19 08:24:43] ethexio : 333.18
[2015-11-19 08:24:56] floopfloop : ouch
[2015-11-19 08:24:57] wurstgelee : no good
[2015-11-19 08:25:00] ethexio : was on mobile, a little tricky
[2015-11-19 08:25:07] ethexio : no good indeed
[2015-11-19 08:25:07] floopfloop : might want to just take a small loss on that
[2015-11-19 08:25:09] wurstgelee : i would consider closing tbh
[2015-11-19 08:25:13] wurstgelee : yep
[2015-11-19 08:25:13] floopfloop : ^
[2015-11-19 08:25:14] wurstgelee : ;)
[2015-11-19 08:25:54] zanza : ethexio: u the one who just obught up the order book :)
[2015-11-19 08:26:01] ethexio : no
[2015-11-19 08:26:39] wurstgelee : u might get an opportunity to close in the next few mins tho
[2015-11-19 08:27:32] floopfloop : i might actually short the book tbh
[2015-11-19 08:28:00] wurstgelee : gl
[2015-11-19 08:28:02] wurstgelee : ;)
[2015-11-19 08:28:04] BitMEX_Wally : rapidtrades: The fair price is adjusted to match the market
[2015-11-19 08:28:18] rapidtrades : tnx that makes sense
[2015-11-19 08:28:37] rapidtrades : BitMEX_Wally: how often is it adjusted
[2015-11-19 08:29:16] BitMEX_Wally : Depends how often it trades
[2015-11-19 08:29:33] rapidtrades : so after each trade or
[2015-11-19 08:33:57] ethexio : Gonna sleep in this short
[2015-11-19 08:34:24] ethexio : yolololo
[2015-11-19 08:34:35] ethexio : :(
[2015-11-19 08:35:22] rapidtrades : YOLO
[2015-11-19 08:40:51] BitMEX_Wally : rapidtrades: In general we adjust the fair price so it is inside the bid / ask
[2015-11-19 08:45:11] gigas : I apologize for asking a question I could probably search for, but could anyone tell me what fees BitMEX charges on futures contracts?
[2015-11-19 08:46:11] kendang : gigas: https://www.bitmex.com/app/fees
[2015-11-19 08:46:35] gigas : Thank you very much!
[2015-11-19 09:42:55] floopfloop : I need to stop making late night trades lol
[2015-11-19 09:49:19] wurstgelee : longed @ 335? ;)
[2015-11-19 09:50:14] floopfloop : wurstgelee: no, and I don't think you want to know
[2015-11-19 09:50:22] floopfloop : well maybe lol
[2015-11-19 09:50:26] wurstgelee : lol :D
[2015-11-19 09:50:56] floopfloop : Ill see how the next 10 min goes down
[2015-11-19 09:52:19] wurstgelee : fair price of below 334 .....lol
[2015-11-19 09:52:48] floopfloop : wurstgelee: I need the bears to wake up
[2015-11-19 09:52:54] floopfloop : arise from their slumber
[2015-11-19 09:53:17] wurstgelee : nope. bears need to be shot (currently)
[2015-11-19 09:53:18] wurstgelee : ;)
[2015-11-19 09:53:50] floopfloop : no, they are endangered animals
[2015-11-19 09:53:54] floopfloop : its illegal
[2015-11-19 09:53:58] floopfloop : they need to roam free
[2015-11-19 09:54:02] wurstgelee : not all bears
[2015-11-19 09:54:09] wurstgelee : and not everywhere
[2015-11-19 09:55:16] floopfloop : wurstgelee: http://media.nbcchicago.com/images/1200*900/chicago-bears-logo.jpg
[2015-11-19 09:55:20] floopfloop : fck
[2015-11-19 09:55:24] wurstgelee : tbh, it looks more like up
[2015-11-19 09:55:31] floopfloop : http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ChicagoBears.jpg
[2015-11-19 09:55:40] floopfloop : wake up to sell
[2015-11-19 09:55:46] floopfloop : and yes, the bears are waking up
[2015-11-19 09:55:55] floopfloop : bulls had their run, they are tired, need to sleep
[2015-11-19 09:56:01] wurstgelee : nope
[2015-11-19 09:56:05] floopfloop : yup
[2015-11-19 09:56:17] wurstgelee : we'll see ;)
[2015-11-19 09:56:26] wurstgelee : charts looking bullish for today tho
[2015-11-19 09:56:28] wurstgelee : *imo
[2015-11-19 09:56:32] floopfloop : maybe for later
[2015-11-19 09:56:38] wurstgelee : 11 am here, thats why "today"
[2015-11-19 09:56:39] floopfloop : bears until setllement
[2015-11-19 09:56:42] floopfloop : oh i see
[2015-11-19 09:56:59] floopfloop : I need bears to do magic
[2015-11-19 09:57:33] wurstgelee : macd on higher timeframes looks 2 up 4 bears ;)
[2015-11-19 09:57:41] wurstgelee : higher as in "15mins and up"
[2015-11-19 09:58:22] wurstgelee : even 4h crossed a while ago
[2015-11-19 09:58:48] floopfloop : only chart that is looking bullish is the 15min? lol
[2015-11-19 09:59:45] floopfloop : wurstgelee: http://www.dcnr.state.pa.us/cs/groups/public/documents/multimedia/dcnr_20026370.jpg
[2015-11-19 09:59:47] wurstgelee : 15 30 4h and even in between since it changed direction
[2015-11-19 10:01:29] floopfloop : wurstgelee: https://screen.yahoo.com/bill-swerskis-super-fans-da-000000191.html
[2015-11-19 10:01:52] wurstgelee : unfortunately this video is not available in your region :/
[2015-11-19 10:02:25] floopfloop : wurstgelee: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bill-swerskis-super-fans/n10094
[2015-11-19 10:02:26] floopfloop : that one?
[2015-11-19 10:04:05] floopfloop : wurstgelee: whats your position btw?
[2015-11-19 10:04:36] wurstgelee : long
[2015-11-19 10:04:43] wurstgelee : entry 334.24
[2015-11-19 10:04:56] wurstgelee : its been open a while now ;)
[2015-11-19 10:05:21] floopfloop : mine has been open too long lol
[2015-11-19 10:05:27] floopfloop : 333.88
[2015-11-19 10:05:27] wurstgelee : also yes, that video
[2015-11-19 10:05:31] wurstgelee : not availablae :/
[2015-11-19 10:05:34] wurstgelee : available
[2015-11-19 10:05:44] wurstgelee : short right?
[2015-11-19 10:05:52] wurstgelee : mh....that might cost a bit
[2015-11-19 10:05:53] floopfloop : yeah :(
[2015-11-19 10:06:08] floopfloop : not if it keeps going like this
[2015-11-19 10:06:25] wurstgelee : buying those 334.10 is probably better than setlement
[2015-11-19 10:06:29] wurstgelee : for example :)
[2015-11-19 10:06:33] wurstgelee : ;)
[2015-11-19 10:06:52] floopfloop : 330 for settlement
[2015-11-19 10:07:05] wurstgelee : lol, no way
[2015-11-19 10:07:07] wurstgelee : =)
[2015-11-19 10:07:16] floopfloop : easy
[2015-11-19 10:08:59] wurstgelee : if u dont want them cheap 334, ill buy them :p
[2015-11-19 10:09:48] floopfloop : I think we see 331
[2015-11-19 10:10:07] wurstgelee : i think and hope we dont, i fear we might do :p
[2015-11-19 10:10:21] wurstgelee : but no..not really
[2015-11-19 10:10:31] wurstgelee : doesnt look like that
[2015-11-19 10:11:01] floopfloop : the bull is real
[2015-11-19 10:11:08] floopfloop : but the bear is realer
[2015-11-19 10:11:56] wurstgelee : floopfloop: im polite so i ask once: u want those 333.90 :)
[2015-11-19 10:12:05] wurstgelee : ?
[2015-11-19 10:12:23] floopfloop : theres a 333.83
[2015-11-19 10:12:33] wurstgelee : oh fuck
[2015-11-19 10:12:36] wurstgelee : grouping
[2015-11-19 10:12:37] wurstgelee : oO
[2015-11-19 10:12:46] wurstgelee : k, next time
[2015-11-19 10:12:48] wurstgelee : 2late
[2015-11-19 10:12:53] irbbqu : :)
[2015-11-19 10:13:09] wurstgelee : ok, im taking those above
[2015-11-19 10:13:10] wurstgelee : :P
[2015-11-19 10:13:47] irbbqu : Yea, ok R/R XBX being at 334.76 2 hours before settlement
[2015-11-19 10:13:49] irbbqu : That alone I mean.
[2015-11-19 10:14:09] floopfloop : means nothing?
[2015-11-19 10:15:49] floopfloop : only thing that matters is last 30 min
[2015-11-19 10:16:45] irbbqu : That is true, still means something though.
[2015-11-19 10:17:00] irbbqu : When shit is so sideways as now
[2015-11-19 10:17:05] floopfloop : not really? China can dump in 20 sec
[2015-11-19 10:18:48] floopfloop : :0
[2015-11-19 10:29:06] floopfloop : rip rsi
[2015-11-19 10:31:14] ethexio : Whee
[2015-11-19 10:32:02] floopfloop : ethexio: im hoping the same
[2015-11-19 10:35:05] ethexio : We'll dump last minute,China saves the day
[2015-11-19 10:35:26] ethexio : When are withdraws processed ?
[2015-11-19 10:36:11] floopfloop : i think at settlement
[2015-11-19 10:36:32] floopfloop : i dont know, look it up lol
[2015-11-19 10:36:45] wurstgelee : yes, an hour after xbt24h setllement or something?
[2015-11-19 10:37:19] floopfloop : omg that dump
[2015-11-19 10:38:37] wurstgelee : mh? where?
[2015-11-19 10:38:38] floopfloop : ethexio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
[2015-11-19 10:44:47] ethexio : Haha yes
[2015-11-19 10:45:49] ethexio : wurstgelee: you're the wurst.
[2015-11-19 10:47:17] floopfloop : cmon china, sell all your btc already
[2015-11-19 10:47:24] floopfloop : we all want $300 dollar btc including you
[2015-11-19 10:47:57] wurstgelee : selling my start in 73 mins
[2015-11-19 10:47:59] wurstgelee : not earlier ;)
[2015-11-19 10:48:02] wurstgelee : *may
[2015-11-19 10:49:04] floopfloop : wurstgelee: im trying to east out of mine but may have to just ride it out and take loss
[2015-11-19 10:49:12] floopfloop : hoping china sells off their children here tho
[2015-11-19 10:49:21] wurstgelee : hehe
[2015-11-19 10:49:33] wurstgelee : sso that order @ 333.82 is yours?
[2015-11-19 10:50:09] wurstgelee : buying a little above 334 is probably still cheaper than settlement
[2015-11-19 10:50:47] ethexio : You hush
[2015-11-19 10:50:58] floopfloop : ^
[2015-11-19 10:51:10] floopfloop : and no, because settlement will be below 333
[2015-11-19 10:51:23] wurstgelee : haha
[2015-11-19 10:51:25] ethexio : 331
[2015-11-19 10:51:26] wurstgelee : nope it wont ;)
[2015-11-19 10:51:49] floopfloop : http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/340311/You
[2015-11-19 10:52:10] wurstgelee : 335 and above would be nice but i'll accept 334.5 if i have to
[2015-11-19 10:52:46] ethexio : Ohyou.gif