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[2017-03-10 19:44:00] Farzad : who is going to trade the news ? :D
[2017-03-10 19:44:06] mike23aa : bitcoin can only go to the moon
[2017-03-10 19:44:08] QuinnTrades : /price
[2017-03-10 19:44:09] ross : Farzad: everyone here
[2017-03-10 19:44:11] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.48 (0.26%) Bitfinex : 1255.60 (-0.34%) The Woodchipper : 1258.06 (0.01%) itBit : 1263.54 (0.00%) Kraken : 1264.00 (-0.11%) GDAX : 1272.50 (0.04%) SLQ : 6 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:44:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1557 @ 1276.05
[2017-03-10 19:44:20] jalapeno : Farzad: might buy some eth if theres a rejection
[2017-03-10 19:44:24] imapotato : This SEC guy presenting is an amateur
[2017-03-10 19:44:24] BTCDJS : Farzad: waiting for a dip
[2017-03-10 19:44:26] imapotato : LAME
[2017-03-10 19:44:26] BTC-Noob : the guy on the sec meeting now is starting to talk about etf's
[2017-03-10 19:44:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1500 @ 1261.25
[2017-03-10 19:44:48] ross : CONFIRMED: the tech guy needs a new job
[2017-03-10 19:44:50] imapotato : I could give this presentation better than him...
[2017-03-10 19:44:51] Farzad : well, u cant wait for it to happen ! u should have your orders setup before it goes off.
[2017-03-10 19:44:56] MaximGorokov : BTC-Noob: Where are you seeing it?
[2017-03-10 19:45:01] Sinterklaas : ross: yup what an amateurs
[2017-03-10 19:45:03] Sinterklaas : jezus
[2017-03-10 19:45:06] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm
[2017-03-10 19:45:08] MrRGnome : It's like a bunch of people are watching animal planet, thinking it's the news, eagerly waiting to find out if the hurricane is coming their way.
[2017-03-10 19:45:08] shiroe : It is live now! :D
[2017-03-10 19:45:12] Dynamix : mar 31 gonna go low again :D
[2017-03-10 19:45:15] Dynamix : 1240's testing ;)
[2017-03-10 19:45:23] hmmmYea : /price
[2017-03-10 19:45:27] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.00 (-0.04%) Bitfinex : 1257.80 (0.18%) The Woodchipper : 1257.35 (-0.06%) itBit : 1263.47 (-0.01%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1272.60 (0.01%) SLQ : 1 min, ```
[2017-03-10 19:45:41] Sam : /sentiment
[2017-03-10 19:45:43] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 44.66 / 55.34 Daily : 50.69 / 49.31 Weekly : 52.91 / 47.09 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38```
[2017-03-10 19:45:47] jalapeno : sec guy is gonna be famous hes on all the btc blogs now
[2017-03-10 19:45:49] petertheil : not so much about th etf as it is about bankrupting china MAGA
[2017-03-10 19:45:53] BTCDJS : Farzad: rejection=dip to 900s acceptance= huge spike then retrace 50-80%
[2017-03-10 19:46:04] BTCDJS : will buy either
[2017-03-10 19:46:04] petertheil : /wall
[2017-03-10 19:46:07] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (18 mins) $532K (-47.79%) | $724K (-7.62%) ```
[2017-03-10 19:46:08] Dynamix : df I actually sold the bottom df lol
[2017-03-10 19:46:52] degen : jalapeno: huh?
[2017-03-10 19:46:52] MrRGnome : Dynamix: buy back yet?
[2017-03-10 19:46:54] BTC-Noob : this etf decision comes at a really weird moment, looking at the graph we should be expecting a large pump, since we have finalised the throwback to all time high set in 2013. But the odds of etf approval are weird#
[2017-03-10 19:47:02] Dynamix : Im thinking of short lol
[2017-03-10 19:47:06] Dynamix : might happen still
[2017-03-10 19:47:17] jalapeno : degen: http://www.coindesk.com/sec-email-winklevoss-bitcoin-etf/
[2017-03-10 19:47:22] Dynamix : if 1260 resistance breaks then who knows
[2017-03-10 19:47:28] jalapeno : hes on a lot of blogs now
[2017-03-10 19:47:29] degen : i flipped a coin, so im long now
[2017-03-10 19:47:30] imapotato : "an neck dotes"
[2017-03-10 19:47:32] vgck : I'm 25x short hoping for a fakeout before approval
[2017-03-10 19:47:42] QuinnTrades : ballsy
[2017-03-10 19:47:48] Dynamix : /price
[2017-03-10 19:47:51] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.02 (0.00%) Bitfinex : 1258.90 (0.09%) The Woodchipper : 1258.87 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.02 (0.28%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1276.00 (0.27%) SLQ : 2 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:47:51] darkghostyyy : dont post old news man wtf
[2017-03-10 19:47:57] Dynamix : vgck: me 2 ahah
[2017-03-10 19:48:08] Gordex : degen: you da one
[2017-03-10 19:48:11] jalapeno : you guys are all degens
[2017-03-10 19:48:13] imapotato : This is the slowest slot machine EVER
[2017-03-10 19:48:19] zqooN : lol
[2017-03-10 19:48:20] BTC-Noob : in case of rejecting i am expecting a bottom of 888/915
[2017-03-10 19:48:28] Dynamix : 1220 maybe again depends though
[2017-03-10 19:48:45] jalapeno : 800 im saying, but then bounce back up
[2017-03-10 19:48:59] emcor : Can someone explain how the price at bitfinex swinged that much today, like it went from 1300 up to 1150 down?
[2017-03-10 19:49:03] jalapeno : 1500 - 2000 if approved
[2017-03-10 19:49:08] Dynamix : bitstamp
[2017-03-10 19:49:10] Dynamix : going down boyzyz
[2017-03-10 19:49:16] mike23aa : I've a friend working for the SEC
[2017-03-10 19:49:17] ross : Dynamix: slightly
[2017-03-10 19:49:22] petertheil : /price
[2017-03-10 19:49:24] Dynamix : 1255 it was haha
[2017-03-10 19:49:25] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.43 (0.03%) Bitfinex : 1259.00 (0.01%) The Woodchipper : 1260.41 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.30 (0.02%) Kraken : 1260.05 (-0.31%) GDAX : 1275.78 (-0.02%) SLQ : 1 min, ```
[2017-03-10 19:49:36] petertheil : Dynamix: shiller here
[2017-03-10 19:49:42] vgck : emcor: bots derping
[2017-03-10 19:49:56] Dynamix : petertheil: lol
[2017-03-10 19:50:01] Rune : emcor: looked like someone bought up so fast and pushed price and someone with huge holding had a stop and the money holding the price up at 1300 was not able to hand such a huge dump
[2017-03-10 19:50:13] QuinnTrades : anyone else listening to the summit?
[2017-03-10 19:50:15] QuinnTrades : so awk
[2017-03-10 19:50:19] petertheil : your shorts are gonna get liqd so fast
[2017-03-10 19:50:23] MaximGorokov : I'm listening in
[2017-03-10 19:50:24] Dynamix : we're gonna be chilling down hehe
[2017-03-10 19:50:25] Sinterklaas : QuinnTrades: pff amateurs
[2017-03-10 19:50:26] jalapeno : question is why are they waiting till after the markets are closed? seems like a bullish indicator to me
[2017-03-10 19:50:29] MaximGorokov : Poor guy must be under pressure
[2017-03-10 19:50:39] QuinnTrades : yeah
[2017-03-10 19:50:40] longbydefault : why is it awkward
[2017-03-10 19:50:48] GT : jalapeno: well either way it would be protectiong the market some
[2017-03-10 19:50:51] emcor : Rune: yh makes sense, that it was a huge unexpected stop sell order
[2017-03-10 19:50:53] QuinnTrades : he's super super nervous
[2017-03-10 19:50:54] MaximGorokov : Speaker doesn't have good body language
[2017-03-10 19:50:56] petertheil : MaximGorokov: he wouldnt be stuttering if there wasnt good news
[2017-03-10 19:51:00] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: ma10 weeks bottom is 820 now which can be regarded as bottom, unless btc will shift from bull to bear
[2017-03-10 19:51:31] MaximGorokov : But SEC guys aren't hired for communication skills I guess
[2017-03-10 19:51:45] imapotato : Clearly not
[2017-03-10 19:51:46] ross : MaximGorokov: nor getting the day right
[2017-03-10 19:51:49] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Isn't that the policy for a lot of announcements?
[2017-03-10 19:51:51] Sinterklaas : MaximGorokov: haha yes indeed as it shows
[2017-03-10 19:52:01] mike23aa : speakers is haveing a bj under the desk
[2017-03-10 19:52:03] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: ok fair enough i meant 800 ish. i dont trade btc just hodl
[2017-03-10 19:52:04] Farzad : /wall
[2017-03-10 19:52:05] Ahhere : Watching BBC news. They don't even know about the ETF wtf guise
[2017-03-10 19:52:05] maximus_ : noob question: is it possible to have a larger position size than total in account?
[2017-03-10 19:52:07] imapotato : Why is he even presenting this? He's just reading off a paper.
[2017-03-10 19:52:08] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (6 mins) $701K (44.27%) | $1045K (31.82%) ```
[2017-03-10 19:52:13] imapotato : Just publish the paper and go home, guy.
[2017-03-10 19:52:21] QuinnTrades : maximus_: yes
[2017-03-10 19:52:30] maximus_ : ty
[2017-03-10 19:52:34] Sinterklaas : imapotato: yup
[2017-03-10 19:52:41] Rune : why are you people watching this stream it has noting to do with the bitcoin ETF
[2017-03-10 19:52:41] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: yeah you're probably right. dont really see what markets it would affect though
[2017-03-10 19:52:55] zy : If you can't afford to lose don't play. Otherwise just sit tight and wait
[2017-03-10 19:53:23] ross : @jason
[2017-03-10 19:53:42] MaximGorokov : Wow americans care about hearing impaired and so are putting subtitles for live speeches
[2017-03-10 19:53:48] SEC-Official : brb lunch
[2017-03-10 19:53:50] MaximGorokov : but not soooo much that it's slightly delayed
[2017-03-10 19:53:53] sleger : if the guys are at the sec meeting it wont be before 4pm est anyways (plus 30 min...)
[2017-03-10 19:53:56] jalapeno : well even if the etf gets denied btc got a sh*tload of attention so thats a big positive
[2017-03-10 19:54:08] QuinnTrades : true
[2017-03-10 19:54:10] vgck : !!!ABORT ETF REJECTED!!! https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm
[2017-03-10 19:54:20] MrRGnome : If the etf is denied just sit tight for the next one on March 30
[2017-03-10 19:54:28] jalapeno : vgck: ban
[2017-03-10 19:54:32] degen : vgck: /ban
[2017-03-10 19:54:43] vgck : lol
[2017-03-10 19:54:43] Sinterklaas : vgck: caress yourself
[2017-03-10 19:54:48] Rune : ban fake news? lol
[2017-03-10 19:54:50] jalapeno : /ban @vgck
[2017-03-10 19:54:50] imapotato : It would be great if this guy presenting would leak the decision.
[2017-03-10 19:54:53] petertheil : vgck: lol
[2017-03-10 19:54:58] MrRGnome : It's a trollbox people, lighten up
[2017-03-10 19:55:00] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Life long bull, eh?
[2017-03-10 19:55:11] jalapeno : for sure
[2017-03-10 19:55:16] vgck : MrRGnome: Some people take it very seriously for some reason
[2017-03-10 19:55:23] MaximGorokov : Trolling should be slightly more intellectual, vgck :P
[2017-03-10 19:55:40] MaximGorokov : Let's not pander to the low hanging fruit
[2017-03-10 19:55:40] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: give me some cand sinterklaar
[2017-03-10 19:55:45] vgck : MaximGorokov: That's no fun tho
[2017-03-10 19:55:46] imapotato : "blah blah blah and old grandma reading fund prospectus blah blah and a deeper set of opinions on the iss- BY THE WAY BITCOIN IS APPROVED BUY BUY BUY- uhh, deeper set of opinions on the issues are..."
[2017-03-10 19:55:54] Sinterklaas : BTC-Noob: hahah pepernoten
[2017-03-10 19:55:54] BTCDJS : MaximGorokov: he wrote it in an english accent
[2017-03-10 19:55:55] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: i want pepernoten
[2017-03-10 19:56:07] QuinnTrades : /price
[2017-03-10 19:56:12] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.01 (0.36%) Bitfinex : 1261.90 (0.23%) The Woodchipper : 1261.95 (0.12%) itBit : 1265.96 (-0.11%) Kraken : 1265.86 (0.46%) GDAX : 1275.65 (-0.01%) SLQ : 6 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:56:13] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: ziegins komt de stoomboot uit spanje weer aan
[2017-03-10 19:56:21] Actualiteit : BTC-Noob: you better eat some stroopwafel for that sugarrush m8
[2017-03-10 19:56:25] petertheil : BTC-Noob: austig
[2017-03-10 19:56:26] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: hij drukt op de knop
[2017-03-10 19:56:28] jalapeno : that sounded harsh
[2017-03-10 19:56:30] MaximGorokov : Enna kodumu da macha idhu
[2017-03-10 19:56:32] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: en vliegt naar de maan
[2017-03-10 19:56:41] shiroe : Buys are stacking up. to 1337! 1500!
[2017-03-10 19:56:44] petertheil : BTC-Noob: say i love you
[2017-03-10 19:56:48] RoftheN : Hoeren
[2017-03-10 19:56:51] imapotato : 1500 ezpz
[2017-03-10 19:56:55] BTC-Noob : klootzakken
[2017-03-10 19:57:03] shiroe : +50% increase, easy 1800
[2017-03-10 19:57:03] RoftheN : Gierige appels
[2017-03-10 19:57:04] Sinterklaas : RoftheN: @BTC-Noob hey y
[2017-03-10 19:57:08] Sinterklaas : joh!! hahahaha
[2017-03-10 19:57:10] jalapeno : super facilmente amigos
[2017-03-10 19:57:11] petertheil : BTC-Noob: beautiful
[2017-03-10 19:57:12] MaximGorokov : shiroe: ??
[2017-03-10 19:57:17] MaximGorokov : What buys shiroe?
[2017-03-10 19:57:19] Drakec0iL : BitMEX_Chat: tuga?
[2017-03-10 19:57:32] maxrdlf95 : Etf approved?
[2017-03-10 19:57:33] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: @RoftheN kaas re united
[2017-03-10 19:57:45] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: joder
[2017-03-10 19:57:50] Drakec0iL : i dont think so
[2017-03-10 19:57:53] petertheil : last call..moon train is leaving
[2017-03-10 19:58:03] imapotato : If this ETF is approved, the 60/40 stock-and-bond plan for retirement is going to become the 60/40 bitcoin-and-gold plan for retirement.
[2017-03-10 19:58:11] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment
[2017-03-10 19:58:12] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: a mi me encanta jalapeno sauce
[2017-03-10 19:58:14] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 49.29 / 50.71 Daily : 50.70 / 49.30 Weekly : 52.94 / 47.06 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38```
[2017-03-10 19:58:16] MaximGorokov : Topkekeekek
[2017-03-10 19:58:17] stf28 : /price
[2017-03-10 19:58:20] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.11 (0.01%) Bitfinex : 1264.90 (0.24%) The Woodchipper : 1261.84 (-0.01%) itBit : 1269.55 (0.28%) Kraken : 1265.86 (0.00%) GDAX : 1274.37 (-0.10%) SLQ : 2 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:58:26] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: a mi tambien
[2017-03-10 19:58:38] MaximGorokov : It will definetly get a place in a regular guy
[2017-03-10 19:58:43] BTC-Noob : guys, btc will fly to 1500 soon. all shorts will be rekt
[2017-03-10 19:58:45] MaximGorokov : regular guys portflio
[2017-03-10 19:58:51] petertheil : BTC-Noob: stroopwafflen on sauce
[2017-03-10 19:59:09] imapotato : So what happens when BTC flies to $1500 and the liquidated shorts aren't enough to pay the longs?
[2017-03-10 19:59:10] RoftheN : POFFERTJES
[2017-03-10 19:59:16] imapotato : How big is the insurance fund at the moment? Big enough?
[2017-03-10 19:59:20] MaximGorokov : It won't fly that fast
[2017-03-10 19:59:27] Actualiteit : imapotato: we get juicy 100$ spikes everywhere
[2017-03-10 19:59:43] MaximGorokov : 300$ spike is hard to get instantly mate
[2017-03-10 19:59:49] BitMEX_John : imapotato: once insurance funds have been used up ADL occurs
[2017-03-10 19:59:57] BitNut : imapotato: Worry not, there will be plenty of shorts in over 1,400. I will short it for 1,000,000
[2017-03-10 20:00:02] MaximGorokov : But yeah in stock market, whenever this happens, the stock suddenly falls, the longs get fkced
[2017-03-10 20:00:16] shiroe : bitcoin loves doing x10. See you at $10k
[2017-03-10 20:00:30] Sinterklaas : its an historic day anyway... and we are all here together.. nice... too bad NOgaNoO/magicmike is not not with us ;)
[2017-03-10 20:00:31] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: lol remember the flash launch to 1550 on futures? this was just fake news. how about real news putting EVERYONE in the same direction
[2017-03-10 20:00:34] imapotato : BitMEX_John: How does ADL work for a flash-spike?
[2017-03-10 20:00:39] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: u must be new to btc m8
[2017-03-10 20:00:43] -_- : damn didnt happen right at 3pm
[2017-03-10 20:00:59] -_- : hopefully within 60 minutes it will be announced
[2017-03-10 20:01:02] MaximGorokov : : @jalapeno Kinda am, used to trade bonds before
[2017-03-10 20:01:03] BitMEX_John : imapotato: https://www.bitmex.com/app/autoDeleveraging
[2017-03-10 20:01:05] abbey : over 2k users, wow
[2017-03-10 20:01:12] imapotato : gracias
[2017-03-10 20:01:24] Farzad : BitMEX_John: how much insurance funds do u have right now ?
[2017-03-10 20:01:25] BitMEX_John : imapotato: here are some examples of how it works too https://www.bitmex.com/app/autoDeleveragingExamples
[2017-03-10 20:01:37] jalapeno : abbey: and 5k bots
[2017-03-10 20:01:40] BTC-Noob : BitNut: when we hit the 1400/1500 area, satoshi will wake up haha
[2017-03-10 20:01:43] imapotato : ありがとう
[2017-03-10 20:01:58] BTC-Noob : imapotato: ni hao ni hao ma wo yao ka fei ni yao ma
[2017-03-10 20:02:01] mendax090 : -_-: 3 hours left
[2017-03-10 20:02:03] Sinterklaas : BTC-Noob: satoshi is watching over us
[2017-03-10 20:02:06] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: yep hes gonna short harddd on all u suckas
[2017-03-10 20:02:10] BitNut : BTC-Noob: Not if he has already died which I suspect is the case.
[2017-03-10 20:02:13] BitMEX_John : Farzad: you can see historical insurance fund balances across all contracts here https://www.bitmex.com/app/insuranceFund
[2017-03-10 20:02:17] Sinterklaas : we are the deciples for satoshi
[2017-03-10 20:02:27] -_- : mendax090: i feel bad for the SEC guy working till 6pm on a friday just to post the announcement
[2017-03-10 20:02:28] jalapeno : BitNut: hes like our jesus
[2017-03-10 20:02:29] etoque : calm down guys nothing decide now
[2017-03-10 20:02:33] imapotato : danke
[2017-03-10 20:02:37] rapidtrades : i don't get it, why wait for market close
[2017-03-10 20:02:49] QuinnTrades : ayy rapid
[2017-03-10 20:02:54] imapotato : BTC-Noob: "How are you guys you want to be coffee?"
[2017-03-10 20:02:55] MaximGorokov : -_-: He gets overtime i'm sure
[2017-03-10 20:02:56] BTC-Noob : i think btc will be hacked one day anyway, since its using sha2xx which is not recommended by nasa anymore
[2017-03-10 20:03:02] Farzad : only 65 Insurance funds ! lots of ADL today :D
[2017-03-10 20:03:05] sleger : rapidtrades: took some xanax ?
[2017-03-10 20:03:05] rapidtrades : for GBTC?
[2017-03-10 20:03:08] MaximGorokov : Bro nasa?
[2017-03-10 20:03:09] jalapeno : rapidtrades: guess its just standard policy. dont see how the btc etf would affect anything anyway but who knows
[2017-03-10 20:03:09] BitNut : jalapeno: That he is, a prophet for truth that delivered us freedom in 2009.
[2017-03-10 20:03:09] BTC-Noob : imapotato: bu dui, wo yao cha
[2017-03-10 20:03:17] petertheil : the language is for approval, face it shorts
[2017-03-10 20:03:18] Farzad : 2K users online
[2017-03-10 20:03:24] rapidtrades : sleger: eat cocks
[2017-03-10 20:03:25] QuinnTrades : /price
[2017-03-10 20:03:29] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.39 (0.02%) Bitfinex : 1265.00 (0.01%) The Woodchipper : 1263.91 (0.16%) itBit : 1268.66 (-0.07%) Kraken : 1274.30 (0.67%) GDAX : 1272.98 (-0.11%) SLQ : 5 mins```
[2017-03-10 20:03:37] sleger : rapidtrades: please mind your language
[2017-03-10 20:03:41] petertheil : its happening, theyre saying it
[2017-03-10 20:03:41] jalapeno : actually the sec decision could affect some of the parnter firms that are working with the winkles
[2017-03-10 20:03:43] etoque : guys calm down XD
[2017-03-10 20:03:57] -_- : damn i guess it could happen after 4pm when the stock market closes
[2017-03-10 20:03:58] degen : BitMEX_John: regarding ADL, the % profit is the main driver?
[2017-03-10 20:04:04] longbydefault : petertheil: who's saying what?
[2017-03-10 20:04:05] petertheil : etoque: cant sleep wont slep
[2017-03-10 20:04:08] BTC-Noob : today is the last time we will have touched the 1150 area (2013 ath)
[2017-03-10 20:04:12] etoque : nothing say
[2017-03-10 20:04:16] etoque : itsd could crash lol
[2017-03-10 20:04:17] petertheil : longbydefault: listen to the webcast
[2017-03-10 20:04:24] longbydefault : post the link again
[2017-03-10 20:04:32] etoque : https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm
[2017-03-10 20:04:37] longbydefault : thanks
[2017-03-10 20:04:37] MaximGorokov : https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm
[2017-03-10 20:04:41] BitMEX_John : degen: the calculation is in this doc https://www.bitmex.com/app/autoDeleveraging#Priority-Ranking-Calculation
[2017-03-10 20:04:43] jalapeno : 2 hours to go nothing to do till then
[2017-03-10 20:04:50] BTC-Noob : ahmed will be talking now. SILENCE i kill you
[2017-03-10 20:04:52] Drakec0iL : so much rektness
[2017-03-10 20:05:02] BTC-Noob : Drakec0iL: reks everywhere
[2017-03-10 20:05:02] lockhedge : jalapeno:
[2017-03-10 20:05:13] mendax090 : According to this chart most SEC decisions are at 4 PM, that'd be in 60 minutes!
[2017-03-10 20:05:13] mendax090 : http://imgur.com/iCoC3x0
[2017-03-10 20:05:18] Gr33d : /sentiment
[2017-03-10 20:05:19] BTC-Noob : today national agencies will see a rise in suicidal rates i think lol
[2017-03-10 20:05:21] Drakec0iL : fear and greed mixture with volatility
[2017-03-10 20:05:23] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 46.17 / 53.83 Daily : 50.49 / 49.51 Weekly : 52.90 / 47.11 Monthly : 50.61 / 49.39```
[2017-03-10 20:05:31] BTCBull : /price
[2017-03-10 20:05:31] MaximGorokov : Is it SEC Policy to piggyback on an another meeting to announce results?
[2017-03-10 20:05:35] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1267.01 (-0.27%) Bitfinex : 1265.00 (0.00%) The Woodchipper : 1263.91 (0.00%) itBit : 1267.92 (-0.06%) Kraken : 1268.39 (-0.46%) GDAX : 1271.50 (-0.12%) SLQ : 2 mins```
[2017-03-10 20:05:43] jalapeno : lockhedge: sup
[2017-03-10 20:05:48] BTC-Noob : Drakec0iL: and + upto 100x leverage. beautiful mix
[2017-03-10 20:05:50] MaximGorokov : Or will they go home, and simply release it in website?
[2017-03-10 20:05:58] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: tehh
[2017-03-10 20:06:11] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: they will first buy in them selves
[2017-03-10 20:06:18] Rick_Ribera : /joke
[2017-03-10 20:06:18] lockhedge : jalapeno: nvm, fat fingered
[2017-03-10 20:06:19] trollbot : ``` Why is your nose in middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.```
[2017-03-10 20:06:31] jalapeno : you guys are nuts trading with that much leverage, didnt u see what happened a few hours ago :O
[2017-03-10 20:06:33] degen : 65 btc in the insurance fund
[2017-03-10 20:06:53] jalapeno : degen: seems lowww
[2017-03-10 20:06:54] Actualiteit : jalapeno: all in 100× bro, its like awesome profits
[2017-03-10 20:07:00] John John : jalapeno: what happened?
[2017-03-10 20:07:06] BitMEX_John : degen: please note that is across all contracts though, each contract's insurance funds are isolated from one another
[2017-03-10 20:07:12] Rick_Ribera : mendax090: It's 4pm EST, so it would be in 2 hours, not 1
[2017-03-10 20:07:32] MaximGorokov : Isn't it 3PM EST?
[2017-03-10 20:07:35] imapotato : It's 3
[2017-03-10 20:07:36] BTC-Noob : goshh somehow i have whitnessed the whole rise from 850 to 1300 to 700 to 1300 to 1500. but somehow i still lost more money than i gained. why how warum
[2017-03-10 20:07:37] Spink_ : jalapeno: what happened? i got 400% profit, is it what you mean?
[2017-03-10 20:07:40] degen : BitMEX_John: ah, gotcha. thanks!
[2017-03-10 20:07:44] Rick_Ribera : MaximGorokov: oh shit, i'm an idot, ya
[2017-03-10 20:07:50] imapotato : You're not an idiot
[2017-03-10 20:07:53] imapotato : You're just stupid
[2017-03-10 20:08:05] BTC-Noob : you are small
[2017-03-10 20:08:06] MaximGorokov : Man it's hard to keep track of American timings
[2017-03-10 20:08:08] Drakec0iL : lul
[2017-03-10 20:08:12] jalapeno : Spink_: lol gl gl
[2017-03-10 20:08:16] MaximGorokov : America has 3 timezones ffs
[2017-03-10 20:08:20] BTC-Noob : Drakec0iL: zweet nek
[2017-03-10 20:08:20] jalapeno : see you on the leaderboards i guess
[2017-03-10 20:08:24] imapotato : More than 3
[2017-03-10 20:08:25] MaximGorokov : China has only one kek
[2017-03-10 20:08:42] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: are you referring to the leaderboard for largest losses
[2017-03-10 20:08:44] MaximGorokov : Mainland US 3?
[2017-03-10 20:08:51] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: lmao yuppp
[2017-03-10 20:08:56] Drakec0iL : im having a blast reading this trollchat
[2017-03-10 20:09:07] imapotato : Mainland 4
[2017-03-10 20:09:09] Drakec0iL : funny how human psychology works
[2017-03-10 20:09:12] Ahhere : imapotato: probably an imbecile. http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/03/the-words-moron-imbecile-and-idiot-mean-different-things/
[2017-03-10 20:09:14] Spink_ : jalapeno: maybe later)) 0,06 * 400% is only 0.24 btc)
[2017-03-10 20:09:20] Rick_Ribera : Drakec0iL: Ya, people are pretty savage to each other here
[2017-03-10 20:09:23] degen : where's this leaderboard?
[2017-03-10 20:09:44] RocketScience : after 4 pm by this clock https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est
[2017-03-10 20:09:47] Drakec0iL : it happens in the real world too, i mean the emotions..
[2017-03-10 20:09:59] maxrdlf95 : /price
[2017-03-10 20:10:00] Drakec0iL : so good counter trading indicator :p
[2017-03-10 20:10:07] -_- : stamp up again
[2017-03-10 20:10:07] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.00 (0.24%) Bitfinex : 1262.70 (-0.18%) The Woodchipper : 1265.00 (0.09%) itBit : 1269.41 (0.12%) Kraken : 1268.40 (0.00%) GDAX : 1275.00 (0.28%) SLQ : 4 mins```
[2017-03-10 20:10:10] jalapeno : Spink_: thats cool nothing wrong with gambling that amount i guess
[2017-03-10 20:10:21] jalapeno : not gonna hate
[2017-03-10 20:10:33] imapotato : I am eating seaweed.
[2017-03-10 20:10:45] imapotato : I hope I don't get seahigh and make a bad trade.
[2017-03-10 20:10:49] SEC-Official : hey guys, pizza delivery is delayed, so we are just waiting hungry at lunch for it to be delivered.
[2017-03-10 20:10:54] SEC-Official : Will have results after
[2017-03-10 20:10:57] imapotato : stamp pump
[2017-03-10 20:11:07] jalapeno : imapotato: imabitdelierious
[2017-03-10 20:11:11] jalapeno : from lack of sleep
[2017-03-10 20:11:18] QuinnTrades : same
[2017-03-10 20:11:19] zanza : this action is just wiping out stops
[2017-03-10 20:11:22] imapotato : And by pump I mean it's up like 0.2% in the last 30 seconds
[2017-03-10 20:11:30] ross : lol
[2017-03-10 20:11:42] ross : a pump before the decision would be great
[2017-03-10 20:11:47] ross : or a dump
[2017-03-10 20:11:49] ross : just something
[2017-03-10 20:11:52] imapotato : pump before
[2017-03-10 20:11:54] imapotato : during and after
[2017-03-10 20:11:55] MaximGorokov : Who has lunch at 3PM :P
[2017-03-10 20:11:59] Drakec0iL : or a fakeout breakout
[2017-03-10 20:12:02] jalapeno : yesss
[2017-03-10 20:12:13] QuinnTrades : i havent eaten yet
[2017-03-10 20:12:13] Drakec0iL : SEC
[2017-03-10 20:12:23] Drakec0iL : i haven't slept for 2 days
[2017-03-10 20:12:25] jalapeno : lazy azz sec'ers
[2017-03-10 20:12:30] QuinnTrades : no food till announcement
[2017-03-10 20:12:42] BTC-Noob : sec will publish between 5pm ET and 6pm ET
[2017-03-10 20:12:50] SEC-Official : sorry, was out late drinking last night. Didn't get into office until 11AM
[2017-03-10 20:12:54] BTC-Noob : in about 2 hours it will be 5pm ET
[2017-03-10 20:12:55] BigJ : Do they always have mutual fund meetings or were they hoping everyone in bitcoin would watch and decide to convert?
[2017-03-10 20:12:56] Drakec0iL : and im on LSD while trading to give me an edge
[2017-03-10 20:12:57] jalapeno : can't eat can't sleep only stare at charts
[2017-03-10 20:13:05] ross : SEC-Official: news pls
[2017-03-10 20:13:13] BTC-Noob : ross: sec will publish between 5pm ET and 6pm ET
[2017-03-10 20:13:21] BTC-Noob : /joke
[2017-03-10 20:13:22] trollbot : ``` Life is like a box of chocolates. It ends faster for fat people. ```
[2017-03-10 20:13:25] SEC-Official : just waiting for lunch to be delivered, there was some delay
[2017-03-10 20:13:27] jalapeno : the sec delayed bc they wanted to increase their twitter follower count and page views
[2017-03-10 20:13:28] imapotato : I'm down to my last seaweed snack.
[2017-03-10 20:13:28] ross : mewn lads
[2017-03-10 20:13:32] Drakec0iL : which is 22H-23H GMT+0
[2017-03-10 20:13:33] imapotato : I'm going to save it for after approval.
[2017-03-10 20:13:46] imapotato : Oh hey, any alcoholics here? I have a question.
[2017-03-10 20:13:55] jalapeno : present
[2017-03-10 20:13:55] zanza : imapotato: recoering
[2017-03-10 20:14:11] jalapeno : gonna pop some bottles soon hopefully :)
[2017-03-10 20:14:11] aguia7 : Drakec0iL: what UTC ? APROVE ETF
[2017-03-10 20:14:13] imapotato : Could you brew (hibiscus) tea using tequila instead of water?
[2017-03-10 20:14:13] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: topkek
[2017-03-10 20:14:19] BigJ : BTC-Noob: I think you're right actually
[2017-03-10 20:14:21] imapotato : I want to try it. Seems like it would be delicious
[2017-03-10 20:14:21] etoque : why buying
[2017-03-10 20:14:24] etoque : it isn't accepted
[2017-03-10 20:14:28] ross : they got a note
[2017-03-10 20:14:30] jalapeno : imapotato: ewww
[2017-03-10 20:14:31] BTC-Noob : BigJ: sec tends to publish after market close
[2017-03-10 20:14:33] QuinnTrades : note
[2017-03-10 20:14:34] ross : the note has the decision
[2017-03-10 20:14:36] Drakec0iL : aguia7: yes
[2017-03-10 20:14:39] jalapeno : why would you ruin good tequila like that
[2017-03-10 20:14:43] imapotato : the what
[2017-03-10 20:14:44] BTC-Noob : http://www.coindesk.com/winklevoss-bitcoin-etf-decision-may-come-us-stock-market-close/
[2017-03-10 20:14:48] MaximGorokov : speakrer changgeddd
[2017-03-10 20:15:03] MaximGorokov : same shitty topic tho :(
[2017-03-10 20:15:09] jalapeno : im vaping like crazy today all the stress
[2017-03-10 20:15:14] MikeHunt : after seeing spike earlier this could either way very quickly
[2017-03-10 20:15:18] ross : vape nation
[2017-03-10 20:15:20] BigJ : BTC-Noob: I think they always publish COB to not affect normal securities.
[2017-03-10 20:15:23] QuinnTrades : im gonna dit from stress before I hit 25
[2017-03-10 20:15:26] jalapeno : ross: yep
[2017-03-10 20:15:27] QuinnTrades : die*
[2017-03-10 20:15:28] stf28 : /price
[2017-03-10 20:15:29] Drakec0iL : i have vaperscoin lol
[2017-03-10 20:15:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1271.98 (0.16%) Bitfinex : 1262.90 (0.02%) The Woodchipper : 1264.31 (-0.05%) itBit : 1267.16 (-0.18%) Kraken : 1267.53 (-0.07%) GDAX : 1275.00 (0.00%) SLQ : 5 mins```
[2017-03-10 20:15:37] imapotato : The Winklevii need to go take the stage from these SEC chumps
[2017-03-10 20:15:37] Drakec0iL : worst shitcoin ever
[2017-03-10 20:15:41] BTC-Noob : so if we look at the graph, the next candle shoud mark bitcoin for life lol
[2017-03-10 20:15:41] Spink_ : imapotato: does tequla have same boil temperature as water?
[2017-03-10 20:15:45] Kalman : /joke
[2017-03-10 20:15:48] trollbot : ``` I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID```
[2017-03-10 20:15:56] imapotato : Spink_: I'm not going to boil it. I'll brew it cold.
[2017-03-10 20:16:06] jalapeno : Spink_: i think you would just boil out the alchohol
[2017-03-10 20:16:06] MaximGorokov : Spink_: lesser than 100 for sure
[2017-03-10 20:16:13] imapotato : "Imma let you finish, but COIN ETF is getting the best approval of ALL TIME"
[2017-03-10 20:16:13] MaximGorokov : Flavored tequila sounds good
[2017-03-10 20:16:15] ross : that jump
[2017-03-10 20:16:19] etoque : wtf again
[2017-03-10 20:16:26] ross : fu shitcoin
[2017-03-10 20:16:31] etoque : stop fomoing before any announcement
[2017-03-10 20:16:32] ross : stay high
[2017-03-10 20:16:34] mirko : /joke
[2017-03-10 20:16:35] trollbot : ``` I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID```
[2017-03-10 20:16:39] imapotato : Yeah. I think I'm going to make some hibiscus tequila and see if it works / tastes good.
[2017-03-10 20:16:41] imapotato : I'll let you know.
[2017-03-10 20:16:48] jalapeno : ok ok
[2017-03-10 20:16:50] MaximGorokov : what does fomo mean?
[2017-03-10 20:17:07] imapotato : fear of milk oreos
[2017-03-10 20:17:08] jalapeno : fear of missing out
[2017-03-10 20:17:12] rapidtrades : ppl betting on COIN aapproval need to quit trading
[2017-03-10 20:17:18] MaximGorokov : milk oreos :P
[2017-03-10 20:17:23] jalapeno : i couldnt think of anything clever too tired
[2017-03-10 20:17:29] imapotato : lol
[2017-03-10 20:17:31] BTC-Noob : imapotato: i love milkey oreos
[2017-03-10 20:17:31] MaximGorokov : americans have great snacks mate
[2017-03-10 20:17:34] aguia7 : I'll call satoshi nakamoto, he should know if he has already approved.
[2017-03-10 20:17:34] BTC-Noob : fomo for life
[2017-03-10 20:17:35] Spink_ : imapotato: oh..so, let's make lower pressure to brew it better, vacuum will be good enough:)
[2017-03-10 20:17:36] MaximGorokov : oreos twinkles
[2017-03-10 20:17:44] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: how many contracts are you going to have to buy if etf is approved?
[2017-03-10 20:17:50] jalapeno : oreos with hibiscus tequila sounds good right about now
[2017-03-10 20:17:52] imapotato : Yeah I don't have time for that
[2017-03-10 20:18:02] ross : MrRGnome: i think rapid has left
[2017-03-10 20:18:03] thxforyourbtc! : /sentiment
[2017-03-10 20:18:04] imapotato : I'm just going to pour some tequila in a glass and swish a tea bag around in it.
[2017-03-10 20:18:08] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 43.70 / 56.30 Daily : 50.37 / 49.63 Weekly : 52.89 / 47.12 Monthly : 50.60 / 49.40```
[2017-03-10 20:18:12] BTC-Noob : satoshi will wake up once btc has a 100 billion cap
[2017-03-10 20:18:25] rapidtrades : ross: im at ur mom's place right now
[2017-03-10 20:18:25] BTCBull : Is anyone else expecting a large sell off if it's approved?
[2017-03-10 20:18:36] imapotato : SEC guy is talking about risk tolerance! Approval hint!
[2017-03-10 20:18:42] BTC-Noob : BTCBull: no fam, aint gonna be no sell of
[2017-03-10 20:18:44] Spink_ : imapotato: it will not brew, you'll just have some red paint from tea:)
[2017-03-10 20:18:50] Gr33d : 2k users, noice
[2017-03-10 20:18:54] imapotato : paint?
[2017-03-10 20:19:06] ross : rapidtrades: come up to my room
[2017-03-10 20:19:15] mtourig3 : sec posting tweets
[2017-03-10 20:19:17] mtourig3 : coming soon
[2017-03-10 20:19:27] Spink_ : imapotato: is hibiscus tea red?
[2017-03-10 20:19:28] BTC-Noob : 80 stocks 20 bonds, and 100% btc = 50% btc
[2017-03-10 20:19:33] imapotato : Yes
[2017-03-10 20:19:38] Spink_ : imapotato: why?
[2017-03-10 20:19:38] ross : rapidtrades: you can have my whiskey when etf gets approved
[2017-03-10 20:19:41] BigJ : Has anyone been in futures long enough to have seen a potential security listed on Nasdaq that didn't get approved?
[2017-03-10 20:19:43] BTC-Noob : we got illuminati confirmed
[2017-03-10 20:19:51] QuinnTrades : 100%reason to remember the name
[2017-03-10 20:19:54] imapotato : flower is red
[2017-03-10 20:20:33] Spink_ : imapotato: ok, flower is red because of? )) i mean it's natural dye in it
[2017-03-10 20:20:34] jalapeno : make us proud sec
[2017-03-10 20:20:37] ross : STAMP
[2017-03-10 20:20:39] ross : PUMP
[2017-03-10 20:20:41] jalapeno : for once
[2017-03-10 20:20:49] longbydefault : piwowar is still in the webcast... he will return to his desk to upload the decision
[2017-03-10 20:21:12] aguia7 : etf aproved
[2017-03-10 20:21:15] imapotato : I can't wait for BTC hardfork. "I am 480,000 blocks, $20B, and there are two of me!"
[2017-03-10 20:21:20] aguia7 : XD
[2017-03-10 20:21:34] jalapeno : aguia7: try harder
[2017-03-10 20:21:46] MaximGorokov : longbydefault: They could have automated the uploading by setting a timer
[2017-03-10 20:21:51] BTC-Noob : the sec actually cant and should approve btc. the laws in the us dont deal with any type of crypto like wthh they wouldnt even know the origins of what they would be aproving. anyway trump won, brexit won, yolo 50x long btc
[2017-03-10 20:22:05] jalapeno : so who knows
[2017-03-10 20:22:18] MrRGnome : I really hope there is a btc hard fork, free money for holders
[2017-03-10 20:22:20] jalapeno : if trump can win, we can have btc etf
[2017-03-10 20:22:26] hmmmYea : farzad, can I filter out all comments that include "SEC"?
[2017-03-10 20:22:39] imapotato : ETF odds are too good.
[2017-03-10 20:22:40] MaximGorokov : MrRGnome: How does that work? Any links you can share?
[2017-03-10 20:22:40] BTC-Noob : /filter
[2017-03-10 20:22:47] imapotato : We need like 15% odds of approval for a Trump approval.
[2017-03-10 20:22:55] jalapeno : imapotato: put ur orders in bro
[2017-03-10 20:22:56] shiroe : only 10 premium? Where is the 30 - 40 premium? :D
[2017-03-10 20:22:59] Farzad : hmmmYea: no, my bot cant do it
[2017-03-10 20:23:06] hmmmYea : dang
[2017-03-10 20:23:07] BTC-Noob : the coin thing on here has a n exit pump lol
[2017-03-10 20:23:07] MrRGnome : MaximGorokov: If there is a fork your coins exist on both chains, you can sell them on whichever chain you dislike == free money.
[2017-03-10 20:23:09] jalapeno : imapotato: ah i see
[2017-03-10 20:23:09] zqooN : hmmmYea: He will do it just give him a sec
[2017-03-10 20:23:13] MrRGnome : Just like ETC
[2017-03-10 20:23:19] hmmmYea : haha
[2017-03-10 20:23:21] MaximGorokov : Oh sexy !
[2017-03-10 20:23:31] jalapeno : in that case its a bad thing that the odds are so good
[2017-03-10 20:23:36] -_- : someones stamp bot is dumping a ton of BTC. poor guy just giving away his BTC.
[2017-03-10 20:23:51] haxmb : MrRGnome: yeah and you can replay transactions from one chain on the other
[2017-03-10 20:24:06] haxmb : which happened to BTC-e with ETH/ETC
[2017-03-10 20:24:14] haxmb : they got robbed for about $2million i think
[2017-03-10 20:24:25] haxmb : fucking idiots
[2017-03-10 20:24:37] jalapeno : -_-: he probably arbing
[2017-03-10 20:24:52] wurstgelee : is rapid here today? to witness rekt?
[2017-03-10 20:24:57] MaximGorokov : haxmb: Nice didn't know this
[2017-03-10 20:25:16] wurstgelee : wow, i hardly know anyone in here today
[2017-03-10 20:25:20] wurstgelee : gonna close this again
[2017-03-10 20:25:41] Farzad : many rekts today, yoohoooo
[2017-03-10 20:25:59] jalapeno : wurstgelee: coming out of the woodwork today
[2017-03-10 20:26:07] jigsaw : /rekt
[2017-03-10 20:26:07] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 5 hours, 23 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 6 hours, 19 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 6 hours, 20 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-10 20:26:08] MaximGorokov : Speech overrrrrr
[2017-03-10 20:26:13] wurstgelee : no surprise ;)
[2017-03-10 20:26:14] jalapeno : noobs gonna get rekt today 4sure
[2017-03-10 20:26:28] sleger : https://www.sec.gov/news/pressrelease/2017-64.html Winklevoss brothers charged for fraud !!!!
[2017-03-10 20:27:02] hmmmYea : lol
[2017-03-10 20:27:13] ross : nice try
[2017-03-10 20:27:15] daigo : lol
[2017-03-10 20:27:15] jalapeno : sell sell sell
[2017-03-10 20:27:16] Heyya : cool story
[2017-03-10 20:27:17] Spink_ : close enough))
[2017-03-10 20:27:27] sleger : they said "two"
[2017-03-10 20:27:27] MaximGorokov : kekek
[2017-03-10 20:27:27] BTC-Noob : dayly stoch rsi on o0o0c0kcoin is secretly telling us to buy in huge