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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-03-10 19:33:07] jalapeno : hope u enjoyed ur lunch biches [2017-03-10 19:33:09] etoque : LIVE [2017-03-10 19:33:11] jalapeno : give us the news already [2017-03-10 19:33:17] haxmb : lol ETF lol COIN lol [2017-03-10 19:33:19] imapotato : You know what would be nice? [2017-03-10 19:33:27] Winklevoss : imapotato: Or it could mean that SEC and insiders left as much time to build up hopium [2017-03-10 19:33:30] shiroe : Load up your caffeine! This is gonna be a long long night. [2017-03-10 19:33:31] imapotato : If they livestreamed the decision instead of dumping a legal document on some web page [2017-03-10 19:33:47] jalapeno : lets spam the sec meeting with btc questions again [2017-03-10 19:33:51] Tetsuo : imapotato: +1 [2017-03-10 19:33:58] Tetsuo : or set a fixed time [2017-03-10 19:33:59] Rune : jalapeno: lol pls dont [2017-03-10 19:33:59] aguia7 : shiroe: yes \XD [2017-03-10 19:34:00] mike23aa : link to live sec' [2017-03-10 19:34:01] mike23aa : ? [2017-03-10 19:34:07] Winklevoss : can you sell xbt to usd on here [2017-03-10 19:34:11] Winklevoss : mike23aa: no live sec [2017-03-10 19:34:14] Tetsuo : mike23aa: www.livesec.com [2017-03-10 19:34:27] Rune : mike23aa: the live conference has noting to do with bitcoin or the etf [2017-03-10 19:34:36] mike23aa : ok ty [2017-03-10 19:34:47] MaximGorokov : Tetsuo: :P Almost believed that it was a valid link [2017-03-10 19:35:00] imapotato : Can one of you livestream yourself watching for the decision please? [2017-03-10 19:35:03] imapotato : I need something to watch. [2017-03-10 19:35:07] haxmb : Rune: <--- this guy knows his shit [2017-03-10 19:35:13] Sinterklaas : imapotato: pornhub.com [2017-03-10 19:35:25] ross : bullstamp going up [2017-03-10 19:35:41] shiroe : "insider feels, press buy botton" [2017-03-10 19:35:43] ross : this bitched voice is hurting my ears [2017-03-10 19:36:02] imapotato : I would buy with bullstamp, but it's just stamp [2017-03-10 19:36:04] imapotato : nobody cares [2017-03-10 19:36:10] haxmb : so much hopium [2017-03-10 19:36:25] BTCBull : http://www.coindesk.com/winklevoss-bitcoin-etf-decision-may-come-us-stock-market-close/ [2017-03-10 19:36:50] shiroe : Sneaky chinese. They disabled margin trading when it's bull, and enable it when bear comes. lol [2017-03-10 19:37:03] imapotato : They aren't going to reject the ETF at the end of trading. [2017-03-10 19:37:13] imapotato : GBTC already trades, and the SEC isn't going to fuck over an actual fund. [2017-03-10 19:37:37] Yuppie : /price [2017-03-10 19:37:41] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1262.21 (0.37%) Bitfinex : 1259.90 (0.63%) The Woodchipper : 1257.99 (-0.08%) itBit : 1263.48 (-0.14%) Kraken : 1265.43 (1.60%) GDAX : 1272.00 (1.35%) SLQ : 7 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:37:46] -_- : nice buying on stamp [2017-03-10 19:37:50] imapotato : bitstamp is lit [2017-03-10 19:37:50] Spink_ : what about this live stream? https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm [2017-03-10 19:37:55] -_- : okc usd doesnt care about buying [2017-03-10 19:38:09] BTCBull : Spink_: That's a separate conference, it's not related [2017-03-10 19:38:10] daigo : yes yes yes [2017-03-10 19:38:17] haxmb : /rekt [2017-03-10 19:38:18] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 4 hours, 35 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 5 hours, 31 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 5 hours, 32 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` [2017-03-10 19:38:23] Spink_ : oh, tnx [2017-03-10 19:38:29] arslan75 : is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip [2017-03-10 19:38:31] haxmb : whats the last 10 short rektages? [2017-03-10 19:38:33] imapotato : Is this the most-watched SEC decision in history? [2017-03-10 19:38:41] darkghostyyy : the btcetf would definitely be released on their twitter right? [2017-03-10 19:38:42] GT : imapotato: lmao garenteed [2017-03-10 19:39:00] ross : stamp dumpping - finex pumping [2017-03-10 19:39:05] MaximGorokov : GBTC is trading at % premium to underlying wtc? [2017-03-10 19:39:13] MaximGorokov : 60% [2017-03-10 19:39:20] MaximGorokov : wtf?? [2017-03-10 19:39:31] BTCDJS : so many newboobies here today [2017-03-10 19:39:31] Yuppie : Stocks so dull these days compared to trading BTC :D [2017-03-10 19:39:37] ross : 2017 users [2017-03-10 19:39:46] Farzad : /listbans [2017-03-10 19:39:47] trollbot : ``` ["wurstgelee","jesus-christ-saves","sultan pepper","jolin"]``` [2017-03-10 19:39:50] RoftheN : so scary rigt [2017-03-10 19:39:51] imapotato : Half of me wants BTC to pump because fuck yeah. But half of me wants it to go back into a bear market so that I can keep accumulating... :S [2017-03-10 19:40:08] Tetsuo : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:40:09] BTCDJS : Farzad: nice feature [2017-03-10 19:40:11] -_- : wonder why bots on stamp and bitfinex trying to keep price down. let price go up?? sell higher?? [2017-03-10 19:40:22] Farzad : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:40:22] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8"]``` [2017-03-10 19:40:24] Farzad : :D [2017-03-10 19:40:25] -_- : maybe they dont want price to blow its load too soon [2017-03-10 19:40:34] Tetsuo : Farzad: what happened to my modstatus? [2017-03-10 19:40:37] Tetsuo : Farzad WTF [2017-03-10 19:40:38] jalapeno : the anticipation is so intense...cant take it [2017-03-10 19:40:45] BTCDJS : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:40:45] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8"]``` [2017-03-10 19:40:51] ross : can i be a mod [2017-03-10 19:40:58] BTCDJS : no [2017-03-10 19:40:59] Farzad : Tetsuo: I guess BTCDJS unmoded u [2017-03-10 19:41:02] hmmmYea : listbans.append("rapidtrades) [2017-03-10 19:41:03] ross : BTCDJS: why not [2017-03-10 19:41:07] Tetsuo : Farzad: what a bitch [2017-03-10 19:41:09] jalapeno : -_-: we have to wait for the chinese to wake up [2017-03-10 19:41:15] BTCDJS : Farzad: I did not @Tetsuo [2017-03-10 19:41:19] jalapeno : all pumps on deck [2017-03-10 19:41:22] Tetsuo : Farzad: k [2017-03-10 19:41:22] Yuppie : by the way in Sweden there is also a listed vehicle: https://xbtprovider.com/ [2017-03-10 19:41:33] ross : ask your btc questions now [2017-03-10 19:41:35] Farzad : BTCDJS: u want Tetsuo to be a mod ? [2017-03-10 19:41:48] imapotato : If I go get some seaweed snacks from the kitchen, the SEC will probably make the decision within that one minute [2017-03-10 19:41:49] jalapeno : poor sec guy [2017-03-10 19:41:55] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:41:56] BTCDJS : Farzad: how did he get unmod? [2017-03-10 19:41:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 45.88 / 54.12 Daily : 50.74 / 49.26 Weekly : 52.92 / 47.08 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38``` [2017-03-10 19:42:01] arslan75 : is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip [2017-03-10 19:42:10] mike23aa : no [2017-03-10 19:42:10] Farzad : BTCDJS: I dont remember ! lol [2017-03-10 19:42:12] mike23aa : they bann u now [2017-03-10 19:42:12] MrRGnome : Does all the bot stuff like who is a mod and testing the new features have to happen here? [2017-03-10 19:42:13] Tetsuo : plz mod me [2017-03-10 19:42:20] Tetsuo : i´m the only sane guy in here [2017-03-10 19:42:30] Farzad : /mod Tetsuo [2017-03-10 19:42:31] trollbot : ``` Tetsuo has been moded``` [2017-03-10 19:42:36] Tetsuo : THX <3 [2017-03-10 19:42:40] Farzad : np :) [2017-03-10 19:42:43] Farzad : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:42:46] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8","Tetsuo"]``` [2017-03-10 19:42:56] ross : /mod ross [2017-03-10 19:43:01] arslan75 : guys any one tell me is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip [2017-03-10 19:43:02] ross : sad [2017-03-10 19:43:04] Farzad : ross: niceeeee [2017-03-10 19:43:11] stf28 : bitstamp 1270 [2017-03-10 19:43:11] Farzad : lol [2017-03-10 19:43:11] jalapeno : nice try [2017-03-10 19:43:12] GT : dude mod my ass like robocop! [2017-03-10 19:43:21] mike23aa : arslan75: ofc not! [2017-03-10 19:43:23] jalapeno : you cant fool a bot [2017-03-10 19:43:25] MrRGnome : arslan75: I think the rule is you can't use your own referral link [2017-03-10 19:43:43] jalapeno : /tothemoonplz [2017-03-10 19:43:59] arslan75 : yup both accounts don't have reffer each other [2017-03-10 19:44:00] Farzad : who is going to trade the news ? :D [2017-03-10 19:44:06] mike23aa : bitcoin can only go to the moon [2017-03-10 19:44:08] QuinnTrades : /price [2017-03-10 19:44:09] ross : Farzad: everyone here [2017-03-10 19:44:11] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.48 (0.26%) Bitfinex : 1255.60 (-0.34%) The Woodchipper : 1258.06 (0.01%) itBit : 1263.54 (0.00%) Kraken : 1264.00 (-0.11%) GDAX : 1272.50 (0.04%) SLQ : 6 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:44:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1557 @ 1276.05 [2017-03-10 19:44:20] jalapeno : Farzad: might buy some eth if theres a rejection [2017-03-10 19:44:24] imapotato : This SEC guy presenting is an amateur [2017-03-10 19:44:24] BTCDJS : Farzad: waiting for a dip [2017-03-10 19:44:26] imapotato : LAME [2017-03-10 19:44:26] BTC-Noob : the guy on the sec meeting now is starting to talk about etf's [2017-03-10 19:44:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1500 @ 1261.25 [2017-03-10 19:44:48] ross : CONFIRMED: the tech guy needs a new job [2017-03-10 19:44:50] imapotato : I could give this presentation better than him... [2017-03-10 19:44:51] Farzad : well, u cant wait for it to happen ! u should have your orders setup before it goes off. [2017-03-10 19:44:56] MaximGorokov : BTC-Noob: Where are you seeing it? [2017-03-10 19:45:01] Sinterklaas : ross: yup what an amateurs [2017-03-10 19:45:03] Sinterklaas : jezus [2017-03-10 19:45:06] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm [2017-03-10 19:45:08] MrRGnome : It's like a bunch of people are watching animal planet, thinking it's the news, eagerly waiting to find out if the hurricane is coming their way. [2017-03-10 19:45:08] shiroe : It is live now! :D [2017-03-10 19:45:12] Dynamix : mar 31 gonna go low again :D [2017-03-10 19:45:15] Dynamix : 1240's testing ;) [2017-03-10 19:45:23] hmmmYea : /price [2017-03-10 19:45:27] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.00 (-0.04%) Bitfinex : 1257.80 (0.18%) The Woodchipper : 1257.35 (-0.06%) itBit : 1263.47 (-0.01%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1272.60 (0.01%) SLQ : 1 min, ``` [2017-03-10 19:45:41] Sam : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:45:43] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 44.66 / 55.34 Daily : 50.69 / 49.31 Weekly : 52.91 / 47.09 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38``` [2017-03-10 19:45:47] jalapeno : sec guy is gonna be famous hes on all the btc blogs now [2017-03-10 19:45:49] petertheil : not so much about th etf as it is about bankrupting china MAGA [2017-03-10 19:45:53] BTCDJS : Farzad: rejection=dip to 900s acceptance= huge spike then retrace 50-80% [2017-03-10 19:46:04] BTCDJS : will buy either [2017-03-10 19:46:04] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 19:46:07] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (18 mins) $532K (-47.79%) | $724K (-7.62%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:46:08] Dynamix : df I actually sold the bottom df lol [2017-03-10 19:46:52] degen : jalapeno: huh? [2017-03-10 19:46:52] MrRGnome : Dynamix: buy back yet? [2017-03-10 19:46:54] BTC-Noob : this etf decision comes at a really weird moment, looking at the graph we should be expecting a large pump, since we have finalised the throwback to all time high set in 2013. But the odds of etf approval are weird# [2017-03-10 19:47:02] Dynamix : Im thinking of short lol [2017-03-10 19:47:06] Dynamix : might happen still [2017-03-10 19:47:17] jalapeno : degen: http://www.coindesk.com/sec-email-winklevoss-bitcoin-etf/ [2017-03-10 19:47:22] Dynamix : if 1260 resistance breaks then who knows [2017-03-10 19:47:28] jalapeno : hes on a lot of blogs now [2017-03-10 19:47:29] degen : i flipped a coin, so im long now [2017-03-10 19:47:30] imapotato : "an neck dotes" [2017-03-10 19:47:32] vgck : I'm 25x short hoping for a fakeout before approval [2017-03-10 19:47:42] QuinnTrades : ballsy [2017-03-10 19:47:48] Dynamix : /price [2017-03-10 19:47:51] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.02 (0.00%) Bitfinex : 1258.90 (0.09%) The Woodchipper : 1258.87 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.02 (0.28%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1276.00 (0.27%) SLQ : 2 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:47:51] darkghostyyy : dont post old news man wtf [2017-03-10 19:47:57] Dynamix : vgck: me 2 ahah [2017-03-10 19:48:08] Gordex : degen: you da one [2017-03-10 19:48:11] jalapeno : you guys are all degens [2017-03-10 19:48:13] imapotato : This is the slowest slot machine EVER [2017-03-10 19:48:19] zqooN : lol [2017-03-10 19:48:20] BTC-Noob : in case of rejecting i am expecting a bottom of 888/915 [2017-03-10 19:48:28] Dynamix : 1220 maybe again depends though [2017-03-10 19:48:45] jalapeno : 800 im saying, but then bounce back up [2017-03-10 19:48:59] emcor : Can someone explain how the price at bitfinex swinged that much today, like it went from 1300 up to 1150 down? [2017-03-10 19:49:03] jalapeno : 1500 - 2000 if approved [2017-03-10 19:49:08] Dynamix : bitstamp [2017-03-10 19:49:10] Dynamix : going down boyzyz [2017-03-10 19:49:16] mike23aa : I've a friend working for the SEC [2017-03-10 19:49:17] ross : Dynamix: slightly [2017-03-10 19:49:22] petertheil : /price [2017-03-10 19:49:24] Dynamix : 1255 it was haha [2017-03-10 19:49:25] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.43 (0.03%) Bitfinex : 1259.00 (0.01%) The Woodchipper : 1260.41 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.30 (0.02%) Kraken : 1260.05 (-0.31%) GDAX : 1275.78 (-0.02%) SLQ : 1 min, ``` [2017-03-10 19:49:36] petertheil : Dynamix: shiller here [2017-03-10 19:49:42] vgck : emcor: bots derping [2017-03-10 19:49:56] Dynamix : petertheil: lol [2017-03-10 19:50:01] Rune : emcor: looked like someone bought up so fast and pushed price and someone with huge holding had a stop and the money holding the price up at 1300 was not able to hand such a huge dump [2017-03-10 19:50:13] QuinnTrades : anyone else listening to the summit? [2017-03-10 19:50:15] QuinnTrades : so awk [2017-03-10 19:50:19] petertheil : your shorts are gonna get liqd so fast [2017-03-10 19:50:23] MaximGorokov : I'm listening in [2017-03-10 19:50:24] Dynamix : we're gonna be chilling down hehe [2017-03-10 19:50:25] Sinterklaas : QuinnTrades: pff amateurs [2017-03-10 19:50:26] jalapeno : question is why are they waiting till after the markets are closed? seems like a bullish indicator to me [2017-03-10 19:50:29] MaximGorokov : Poor guy must be under pressure [2017-03-10 19:50:39] QuinnTrades : yeah [2017-03-10 19:50:40] longbydefault : why is it awkward [2017-03-10 19:50:48] GT : jalapeno: well either way it would be protectiong the market some [2017-03-10 19:50:51] emcor : Rune: yh makes sense, that it was a huge unexpected stop sell order [2017-03-10 19:50:53] QuinnTrades : he's super super nervous [2017-03-10 19:50:54] MaximGorokov : Speaker doesn't have good body language [2017-03-10 19:50:56] petertheil : MaximGorokov: he wouldnt be stuttering if there wasnt good news [2017-03-10 19:51:00] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: ma10 weeks bottom is 820 now which can be regarded as bottom, unless btc will shift from bull to bear [2017-03-10 19:51:31] MaximGorokov : But SEC guys aren't hired for communication skills I guess [2017-03-10 19:51:45] imapotato : Clearly not [2017-03-10 19:51:46] ross : MaximGorokov: nor getting the day right [2017-03-10 19:51:49] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Isn't that the policy for a lot of announcements? [2017-03-10 19:51:51] Sinterklaas : MaximGorokov: haha yes indeed as it shows [2017-03-10 19:52:01] mike23aa : speakers is haveing a bj under the desk [2017-03-10 19:52:03] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: ok fair enough i meant 800 ish. i dont trade btc just hodl [2017-03-10 19:52:04] Farzad : /wall [2017-03-10 19:52:05] Ahhere : Watching BBC news. They don't even know about the ETF wtf guise [2017-03-10 19:52:05] maximus_ : noob question: is it possible to have a larger position size than total in account? [2017-03-10 19:52:07] imapotato : Why is he even presenting this? He's just reading off a paper. [2017-03-10 19:52:08] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (6 mins) $701K (44.27%) | $1045K (31.82%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:52:13] imapotato : Just publish the paper and go home, guy. [2017-03-10 19:52:21] QuinnTrades : maximus_: yes [2017-03-10 19:52:30] maximus_ : ty [2017-03-10 19:52:34] Sinterklaas : imapotato: yup [2017-03-10 19:52:41] Rune : why are you people watching this stream it has noting to do with the bitcoin ETF [2017-03-10 19:52:41] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: yeah you're probably right. dont really see what markets it would affect though [2017-03-10 19:52:55] zy : If you can't afford to lose don't play. Otherwise just sit tight and wait [2017-03-10 19:53:23] ross : @jason [2017-03-10 19:53:42] MaximGorokov : Wow americans care about hearing impaired and so are putting subtitles for live speeches [2017-03-10 19:53:48] SEC-Official : brb lunch [2017-03-10 19:53:50] MaximGorokov : but not soooo much that it's slightly delayed [2017-03-10 19:53:53] sleger : if the guys are at the sec meeting it wont be before 4pm est anyways (plus 30 min...) [2017-03-10 19:53:56] jalapeno : well even if the etf gets denied btc got a sh*tload of attention so thats a big positive [2017-03-10 19:54:08] QuinnTrades : true [2017-03-10 19:54:10] vgck : !!!ABORT ETF REJECTED!!! https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm [2017-03-10 19:54:20] MrRGnome : If the etf is denied just sit tight for the next one on March 30 [2017-03-10 19:54:28] jalapeno : vgck: ban [2017-03-10 19:54:32] degen : vgck: /ban [2017-03-10 19:54:43] vgck : lol [2017-03-10 19:54:43] Sinterklaas : vgck: caress yourself [2017-03-10 19:54:48] Rune : ban fake news? lol [2017-03-10 19:54:50] jalapeno : /ban @vgck [2017-03-10 19:54:50] imapotato : It would be great if this guy presenting would leak the decision. [2017-03-10 19:54:53] petertheil : vgck: lol [2017-03-10 19:54:58] MrRGnome : It's a trollbox people, lighten up [2017-03-10 19:55:00] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Life long bull, eh? [2017-03-10 19:55:11] jalapeno : for sure [2017-03-10 19:55:16] vgck : MrRGnome: Some people take it very seriously for some reason [2017-03-10 19:55:23] MaximGorokov : Trolling should be slightly more intellectual, vgck :P [2017-03-10 19:55:40] MaximGorokov : Let's not pander to the low hanging fruit [2017-03-10 19:55:40] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: give me some cand sinterklaar [2017-03-10 19:55:45] vgck : MaximGorokov: That's no fun tho [2017-03-10 19:55:46] imapotato : "blah blah blah and old grandma reading fund prospectus blah blah and a deeper set of opinions on the iss- BY THE WAY BITCOIN IS APPROVED BUY BUY BUY- uhh, deeper set of opinions on the issues are..." [2017-03-10 19:55:54] Sinterklaas : BTC-Noob: hahah pepernoten [2017-03-10 19:55:54] BTCDJS : MaximGorokov: he wrote it in an english accent [2017-03-10 19:55:55] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: i want pepernoten [2017-03-10 19:56:07] QuinnTrades : /price [2017-03-10 19:56:12] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.01 (0.36%) Bitfinex : 1261.90 (0.23%) The Woodchipper : 1261.95 (0.12%) itBit : 1265.96 (-0.11%) Kraken : 1265.86 (0.46%) GDAX : 1275.65 (-0.01%) SLQ : 6 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:56:13] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: ziegins komt de stoomboot uit spanje weer aan [2017-03-10 19:56:21] Actualiteit : BTC-Noob: you better eat some stroopwafel for that sugarrush m8 [2017-03-10 19:56:25] petertheil : BTC-Noob: austig [2017-03-10 19:56:26] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: hij drukt op de knop [2017-03-10 19:56:28] jalapeno : that sounded harsh [2017-03-10 19:56:30] MaximGorokov : Enna kodumu da macha idhu [2017-03-10 19:56:32] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: en vliegt naar de maan [2017-03-10 19:56:41] shiroe : Buys are stacking up. to 1337! 1500! [2017-03-10 19:56:44] petertheil : BTC-Noob: say i love you [2017-03-10 19:56:48] RoftheN : Hoeren [2017-03-10 19:56:51] imapotato : 1500 ezpz [2017-03-10 19:56:55] BTC-Noob : klootzakken [2017-03-10 19:57:03] shiroe : +50% increase, easy 1800 [2017-03-10 19:57:03] RoftheN : Gierige appels [2017-03-10 19:57:04] Sinterklaas : RoftheN: @BTC-Noob hey y [2017-03-10 19:57:08] Sinterklaas : joh!! hahahaha [2017-03-10 19:57:10] jalapeno : super facilmente amigos [2017-03-10 19:57:11] petertheil : BTC-Noob: beautiful [2017-03-10 19:57:12] MaximGorokov : shiroe: ?? [2017-03-10 19:57:17] MaximGorokov : What buys shiroe? [2017-03-10 19:57:19] Drakec0iL : BitMEX_Chat: tuga? [2017-03-10 19:57:32] maxrdlf95 : Etf approved? [2017-03-10 19:57:33] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: @RoftheN kaas re united [2017-03-10 19:57:45] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: joder [2017-03-10 19:57:50] Drakec0iL : i dont think so [2017-03-10 19:57:53] petertheil : last call..moon train is leaving [2017-03-10 19:58:03] imapotato : If this ETF is approved, the 60/40 stock-and-bond plan for retirement is going to become the 60/40 bitcoin-and-gold plan for retirement. [2017-03-10 19:58:11] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:58:12] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: a mi me encanta jalapeno sauce [2017-03-10 19:58:14] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 49.29 / 50.71 Daily : 50.70 / 49.30 Weekly : 52.94 / 47.06 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38``` [2017-03-10 19:58:16] MaximGorokov : Topkekeekek [2017-03-10 19:58:17] stf28 : /price [2017-03-10 19:58:20] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.11 (0.01%) Bitfinex : 1264.90 (0.24%) The Woodchipper : 1261.84 (-0.01%) itBit : 1269.55 (0.28%) Kraken : 1265.86 (0.00%) GDAX : 1274.37 (-0.10%) SLQ : 2 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:58:26] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: a mi tambien [2017-03-10 19:58:38] MaximGorokov : It will definetly get a place in a regular guy [2017-03-10 19:58:43] BTC-Noob : guys, btc will fly to 1500 soon. all shorts will be rekt [2017-03-10 19:58:45] MaximGorokov : regular guys portflio [2017-03-10 19:58:51] petertheil : BTC-Noob: stroopwafflen on sauce [2017-03-10 19:59:09] imapotato : So what happens when BTC flies to $1500 and the liquidated shorts aren't enough to pay the longs? [2017-03-10 19:59:10] RoftheN : POFFERTJES [2017-03-10 19:59:16] imapotato : How big is the insurance fund at the moment? Big enough? [2017-03-10 19:59:20] MaximGorokov : It won't fly that fast [2017-03-10 19:59:27] Actualiteit : imapotato: we get juicy 100$ spikes everywhere [2017-03-10 19:59:43] MaximGorokov : 300$ spike is hard to get instantly mate [2017-03-10 19:59:49] BitMEX_John : imapotato: once insurance funds have been used up ADL occurs [2017-03-10 19:59:57] BitNut : imapotato: Worry not, there will be plenty of shorts in over 1,400. I will short it for 1,000,000 [2017-03-10 20:00:02] MaximGorokov : But yeah in stock market, whenever this happens, the stock suddenly falls, the longs get fkced [2017-03-10 20:00:16] shiroe : bitcoin loves doing x10. See you at $10k [2017-03-10 20:00:30] Sinterklaas : its an historic day anyway... and we are all here together.. nice... too bad NOgaNoO/magicmike is not not with us ;) [2017-03-10 20:00:31] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: lol remember the flash launch to 1550 on futures? this was just fake news. how about real news putting EVERYONE in the same direction [2017-03-10 20:00:34] imapotato : BitMEX_John: How does ADL work for a flash-spike? [2017-03-10 20:00:39] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: u must be new to btc m8 [2017-03-10 20:00:43] -_- : damn didnt happen right at 3pm [2017-03-10 20:00:59] -_- : hopefully within 60 minutes it will be announced [2017-03-10 20:01:02] MaximGorokov : : @jalapeno Kinda am, used to trade bonds before [2017-03-10 20:01:03] BitMEX_John : imapotato: https://www.bitmex.com/app/autoDeleveraging [2017-03-10 20:01:05] abbey : over 2k users, wow [2017-03-10 20:01:12] imapotato : gracias [2017-03-10 20:01:24] Farzad : BitMEX_John: how much insurance funds do u have right now ? [2017-03-10 20:01:25] BitMEX_John : imapotato: here are some examples of how it works too https://www.bitmex.com/app/autoDeleveragingExamples [2017-03-10 20:01:37] jalapeno : abbey: and 5k bots [2017-03-10 20:01:40] BTC-Noob : BitNut: when we hit the 1400/1500 area, satoshi will wake up haha [2017-03-10 20:01:43] imapotato : ありがとう [2017-03-10 20:01:58] BTC-Noob : imapotato: ni hao ni hao ma wo yao ka fei ni yao ma [2017-03-10 20:02:01] mendax090 : -_-: 3 hours left [2017-03-10 20:02:03] Sinterklaas : BTC-Noob: satoshi is watching over us [2017-03-10 20:02:06] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: yep hes gonna short harddd on all u suckas [2017-03-10 20:02:10] BitNut : BTC-Noob: Not if he has already died which I suspect is the case. [2017-03-10 20:02:13] BitMEX_John : Farzad: you can see historical insurance fund balances across all contracts here https://www.bitmex.com/app/insuranceFund [2017-03-10 20:02:17] Sinterklaas : we are the deciples for satoshi [2017-03-10 20:02:27] -_- : mendax090: i feel bad for the SEC guy working till 6pm on a friday just to post the announcement [2017-03-10 20:02:28] jalapeno : BitNut: hes like our jesus [2017-03-10 20:02:29] etoque : calm down guys nothing decide now [2017-03-10 20:02:33] imapotato : danke [2017-03-10 20:02:37] rapidtrades : i don't get it, why wait for market close [2017-03-10 20:02:49] QuinnTrades : ayy rapid [2017-03-10 20:02:54] imapotato : BTC-Noob: "How are you guys you want to be coffee?" [2017-03-10 20:02:55] MaximGorokov : -_-: He gets overtime i'm sure [2017-03-10 20:02:56] BTC-Noob : i think btc will be hacked one day anyway, since its using sha2xx which is not recommended by nasa anymore [2017-03-10 20:03:02] Farzad : only 65 Insurance funds ! lots of ADL today :D [2017-03-10 20:03:05] sleger : rapidtrades: took some xanax ? [2017-03-10 20:03:05] rapidtrades : for GBTC? [2017-03-10 20:03:08] MaximGorokov : Bro nasa? [2017-03-10 20:03:09] jalapeno : rapidtrades: guess its just standard policy. dont see how the btc etf would affect anything anyway but who knows [2017-03-10 20:03:09] BitNut : jalapeno: That he is, a prophet for truth that delivered us freedom in 2009. [2017-03-10 20:03:09] BTC-Noob : imapotato: bu dui, wo yao cha [2017-03-10 20:03:17] petertheil : the language is for approval, face it shorts [2017-03-10 20:03:18] Farzad : 2K users online [2017-03-10 20:03:24] rapidtrades : sleger: eat cocks [2017-03-10 20:03:25] QuinnTrades : /price [2017-03-10 20:03:29] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.39 (0.02%) Bitfinex : 1265.00 (0.01%) The Woodchipper : 1263.91 (0.16%) itBit : 1268.66 (-0.07%) Kraken : 1274.30 (0.67%) GDAX : 1272.98 (-0.11%) SLQ : 5 mins``` [2017-03-10 20:03:37] sleger : rapidtrades: please mind your language [2017-03-10 20:03:41] petertheil : its happening, theyre saying it [2017-03-10 20:03:41] jalapeno : actually the sec decision could affect some of the parnter firms that are working with the winkles [2017-03-10 20:03:43] etoque : guys calm down XD [2017-03-10 20:03:57] -_- : damn i guess it could happen after 4pm when the stock market closes [2017-03-10 20:03:58] degen : BitMEX_John: regarding ADL, the % profit is the main driver? [2017-03-10 20:04:04] longbydefault : petertheil: who's saying what? [2017-03-10 20:04:05] petertheil : etoque: cant sleep wont slep [2017-03-10 20:04:08] BTC-Noob : today is the last time we will have touched the 1150 area (2013 ath) [2017-03-10 20:04:12] etoque : nothing say [2017-03-10 20:04:16] etoque : itsd could crash lol [2017-03-10 20:04:17] petertheil : longbydefault: listen to the webcast [2017-03-10 20:04:24] longbydefault : post the link again [2017-03-10 20:04:32] etoque : https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm [2017-03-10 20:04:37] longbydefault : thanks [2017-03-10 20:04:37] MaximGorokov : https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm [2017-03-10 20:04:41] BitMEX_John : degen: the calculation is in this doc https://www.bitmex.com/app/autoDeleveraging#Priority-Ranking-Calculation [2017-03-10 20:04:43] jalapeno : 2 hours to go nothing to do till then [2017-03-10 20:04:50] BTC-Noob : ahmed will be talking now. SILENCE i kill you [2017-03-10 20:04:52] Drakec0iL : so much rektness [2017-03-10 20:05:02] BTC-Noob : Drakec0iL: reks everywhere [2017-03-10 20:05:02] lockhedge : jalapeno: [2017-03-10 20:05:13] mendax090 : According to this chart most SEC decisions are at 4 PM, that'd be in 60 minutes! [2017-03-10 20:05:13] mendax090 : http://imgur.com/iCoC3x0 [2017-03-10 20:05:18] Gr33d : /sentiment [2017-03-10 20:05:19] BTC-Noob : today national agencies will see a rise in suicidal rates i think lol [2017-03-10 20:05:21] Drakec0iL : fear and greed mixture with volatility [2017-03-10 20:05:23] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 46.17 / 53.83 Daily : 50.49 / 49.51 Weekly : 52.90 / 47.11 Monthly : 50.61 / 49.39``` [2017-03-10 20:05:31] BTCBull : /price [2017-03-10 20:05:31] MaximGorokov : Is it SEC Policy to piggyback on an another meeting to announce results? [2017-03-10 20:05:35] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1267.01 (-0.27%) Bitfinex : 1265.00 (0.00%) The Woodchipper : 1263.91 (0.00%) itBit : 1267.92 (-0.06%) Kraken : 1268.39 (-0.46%) GDAX : 1271.50 (-0.12%) SLQ : 2 mins``` [2017-03-10 20:05:43] jalapeno : lockhedge: sup [2017-03-10 20:05:48] BTC-Noob : Drakec0iL: and + upto 100x leverage. beautiful mix [2017-03-10 20:05:50] MaximGorokov : Or will they go home, and simply release it in website? [2017-03-10 20:05:58] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: tehh [2017-03-10 20:06:11] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: they will first buy in them selves [2017-03-10 20:06:18] Rick_Ribera : /joke [2017-03-10 20:06:18] lockhedge : jalapeno: nvm, fat fingered [2017-03-10 20:06:19] trollbot : ``` Why is your nose in middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.``` [2017-03-10 20:06:31] jalapeno : you guys are nuts trading with that much leverage, didnt u see what happened a few hours ago :O [2017-03-10 20:06:33] degen : 65 btc in the insurance fund [2017-03-10 20:06:53] jalapeno : degen: seems lowww [2017-03-10 20:06:54] Actualiteit : jalapeno: all in 100× bro, its like awesome profits [2017-03-10 20:07:00] John John : jalapeno: what happened? [2017-03-10 20:07:06] BitMEX_John : degen: please note that is across all contracts though, each contract's insurance funds are isolated from one another [2017-03-10 20:07:12] Rick_Ribera : mendax090: It's 4pm EST, so it would be in 2 hours, not 1 [2017-03-10 20:07:32] MaximGorokov : Isn't it 3PM EST? [2017-03-10 20:07:35] imapotato : It's 3 [2017-03-10 20:07:36] BTC-Noob : goshh somehow i have whitnessed the whole rise from 850 to 1300 to 700 to 1300 to 1500. but somehow i still lost more money than i gained. why how warum [2017-03-10 20:07:37] Spink_ : jalapeno: what happened? i got 400% profit, is it what you mean? [2017-03-10 20:07:40] degen : BitMEX_John: ah, gotcha. thanks! [2017-03-10 20:07:44] Rick_Ribera : MaximGorokov: oh shit, i'm an idot, ya [2017-03-10 20:07:50] imapotato : You're not an idiot [2017-03-10 20:07:53] imapotato : You're just stupid [2017-03-10 20:08:05] BTC-Noob : you are small [2017-03-10 20:08:06] MaximGorokov : Man it's hard to keep track of American timings [2017-03-10 20:08:08] Drakec0iL : lul [2017-03-10 20:08:12] jalapeno : Spink_: lol gl gl [2017-03-10 20:08:16] MaximGorokov : America has 3 timezones ffs [2017-03-10 20:08:20] BTC-Noob : Drakec0iL: zweet nek [2017-03-10 20:08:20] jalapeno : see you on the leaderboards i guess [2017-03-10 20:08:24] imapotato : More than 3 [2017-03-10 20:08:25] MaximGorokov : China has only one kek [2017-03-10 20:08:42] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: are you referring to the leaderboard for largest losses [2017-03-10 20:08:44] MaximGorokov : Mainland US 3? [2017-03-10 20:08:51] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: lmao yuppp [2017-03-10 20:08:56] Drakec0iL : im having a blast reading this trollchat [2017-03-10 20:09:07] imapotato : Mainland 4 [2017-03-10 20:09:09] Drakec0iL : funny how human psychology works [2017-03-10 20:09:12] Ahhere : imapotato: probably an imbecile. http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/03/the-words-moron-imbecile-and-idiot-mean-different-things/ [2017-03-10 20:09:14] Spink_ : jalapeno: maybe later)) 0,06 * 400% is only 0.24 btc) [2017-03-10 20:09:20] Rick_Ribera : Drakec0iL: Ya, people are pretty savage to each other here [2017-03-10 20:09:23] degen : where's this leaderboard? [2017-03-10 20:09:44] RocketScience : after 4 pm by this clock https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est [2017-03-10 20:09:47] Drakec0iL : it happens in the real world too, i mean the emotions.. [2017-03-10 20:09:59] maxrdlf95 : /price [2017-03-10 20:10:00] Drakec0iL : so good counter trading indicator :p [2017-03-10 20:10:07] -_- : stamp up again [2017-03-10 20:10:07] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.00 (0.24%) Bitfinex : 1262.70 (-0.18%) The Woodchipper : 1265.00 (0.09%) itBit : 1269.41 (0.12%) Kraken : 1268.40 (0.00%) GDAX : 1275.00 (0.28%) SLQ : 4 mins``` [2017-03-10 20:10:10] jalapeno : Spink_: thats cool nothing wrong with gambling that amount i guess [2017-03-10 20:10:21] jalapeno : not gonna hate [2017-03-10 20:10:33] imapotato : I am eating seaweed. [2017-03-10 20:10:45] imapotato : I hope I don't get seahigh and make a bad trade. [2017-03-10 20:10:49] SEC-Official : hey guys, pizza delivery is delayed, so we are just waiting hungry at lunch for it to be delivered. [2017-03-10 20:10:54] SEC-Official : Will have results after [2017-03-10 20:10:57] imapotato : stamp pump [2017-03-10 20:11:07] jalapeno : imapotato: imabitdelierious [2017-03-10 20:11:11] jalapeno : from lack of sleep [2017-03-10 20:11:18] QuinnTrades : same [2017-03-10 20:11:19] zanza : this action is just wiping out stops [2017-03-10 20:11:22] imapotato : And by pump I mean it's up like 0.2% in the last 30 seconds [2017-03-10 20:11:30] ross : lol [2017-03-10 20:11:42] ross : a pump before the decision would be great [2017-03-10 20:11:47] ross : or a dump [2017-03-10 20:11:49] ross : just something [2017-03-10 20:11:52] imapotato : pump before [2017-03-10 20:11:54] imapotato : during and after [2017-03-10 20:11:55] MaximGorokov : Who has lunch at 3PM :P [2017-03-10 20:11:59] Drakec0iL : or a fakeout breakout [2017-03-10 20:12:02] jalapeno : yesss [2017-03-10 20:12:13] QuinnTrades : i havent eaten yet [2017-03-10 20:12:13] Drakec0iL : SEC [2017-03-10 20:12:23] Drakec0iL : i haven't slept for 2 days [2017-03-10 20:12:25] jalapeno : lazy azz sec'ers [2017-03-10 20:12:30] QuinnTrades : no food till announcement [2017-03-10 20:12:42] BTC-Noob : sec will publish between 5pm ET and 6pm ET [2017-03-10 20:12:50] SEC-Official : sorry, was out late drinking last night. Didn't get into office until 11AM [2017-03-10 20:12:54] BTC-Noob : in about 2 hours it will be 5pm ET [2017-03-10 20:12:55] BigJ : Do they always have mutual fund meetings or were they hoping everyone in bitcoin would watch and decide to convert? [2017-03-10 20:12:56] Drakec0iL : and im on LSD while trading to give me an edge [2017-03-10 20:12:57] jalapeno : can't eat can't sleep only stare at charts [2017-03-10 20:13:05] ross : SEC-Official: news pls [2017-03-10 20:13:13] BTC-Noob : ross: sec will publish between 5pm ET and 6pm ET [2017-03-10 20:13:21] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 20:13:22] trollbot : ``` Life is like a box of chocolates. It ends faster for fat people. ``` [2017-03-10 20:13:25] SEC-Official : just waiting for lunch to be delivered, there was some delay [2017-03-10 20:13:27] jalapeno : the sec delayed bc they wanted to increase their twitter follower count and page views [2017-03-10 20:13:28] imapotato : I'm down to my last seaweed snack. [2017-03-10 20:13:28] ross : mewn lads [2017-03-10 20:13:32] Drakec0iL : which is 22H-23H GMT+0 [2017-03-10 20:13:33] imapotato : I'm going to save it for after approval. [2017-03-10 20:13:46] imapotato : Oh hey, any alcoholics here? I have a question. [2017-03-10 20:13:55] jalapeno : present [2017-03-10 20:13:55] zanza : imapotato: recoering [2017-03-10 20:14:11] jalapeno : gonna pop some bottles soon hopefully :) [2017-03-10 20:14:11] aguia7 : Drakec0iL: what UTC ? APROVE ETF [2017-03-10 20:14:13] imapotato : Could you brew (hibiscus) tea using tequila instead of water? [2017-03-10 20:14:13] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: topkek [2017-03-10 20:14:19] BigJ : BTC-Noob: I think you're right actually [2017-03-10 20:14:21] imapotato : I want to try it. Seems like it would be delicious [2017-03-10 20:14:21] etoque : why buying [2017-03-10 20:14:24] etoque : it isn't accepted [2017-03-10 20:14:28] ross : they got a note [2017-03-10 20:14:30] jalapeno : imapotato: ewww [2017-03-10 20:14:31] BTC-Noob : BigJ: sec tends to publish after market close [2017-03-10 20:14:33] QuinnTrades : note [2017-03-10 20:14:34] ross : the note has the decision [2017-03-10 20:14:36] Drakec0iL : aguia7: yes [2017-03-10 20:14:39] jalapeno : why would you ruin good tequila like that [2017-03-10 20:14:43] imapotato : the what [2017-03-10 20:14:44] BTC-Noob : http://www.coindesk.com/winklevoss-bitcoin-etf-decision-may-come-us-stock-market-close/ [2017-03-10 20:14:48] MaximGorokov : speakrer changgeddd [2017-03-10 20:15:03] MaximGorokov : same shitty topic tho :( [2017-03-10 20:15:09] jalapeno : im vaping like crazy today all the stress [2017-03-10 20:15:14] MikeHunt : after seeing spike earlier this could either way very quickly [2017-03-10 20:15:18] ross : vape nation [2017-03-10 20:15:20] BigJ : BTC-Noob: I think they always publish COB to not affect normal securities. [2017-03-10 20:15:23] QuinnTrades : im gonna dit from stress before I hit 25 [2017-03-10 20:15:26] jalapeno : ross: yep [2017-03-10 20:15:27] QuinnTrades : die* [2017-03-10 20:15:28] stf28 : /price [2017-03-10 20:15:29] Drakec0iL : i have vaperscoin lol [2017-03-10 20:15:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1271.98 (0.16%) Bitfinex : 1262.90 (0.02%) The Woodchipper : 1264.31 (-0.05%) itBit : 1267.16 (-0.18%) Kraken : 1267.53 (-0.07%) GDAX : 1275.00 (0.00%) SLQ : 5 mins``` [2017-03-10 20:15:37] imapotato : The Winklevii need to go take the stage from these SEC chumps [2017-03-10 20:15:37] Drakec0iL : worst shitcoin ever