This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-03-10 19:12:37] utilityguide : Yes they Aunty o close
[2017-03-10 19:12:57] Winklevoss : https://twitter.com/search?q=ETF&src=typd
[2017-03-10 19:13:00] utilityguide : i mean they auto close it when it hiked
[2017-03-10 19:13:26] greekogod : MaximGorokov: thanks
[2017-03-10 19:13:31] Sinterklaas : i had a long from 1188
[2017-03-10 19:13:35] MaximGorokov : Is this guy a legit source? https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096
[2017-03-10 19:13:37] Sinterklaas : at the pump it closed
[2017-03-10 19:13:54] Apocalyptic : MaximGorokov: Coindesk tweeted the same
[2017-03-10 19:13:55] -_- : MaximGorokov: looks legit
[2017-03-10 19:14:04] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: fake account
[2017-03-10 19:14:08] jalapeno : jk
[2017-03-10 19:14:13] MaximGorokov : Oh you had it leveraged? And so it autocloses after reaching for 1000%?
[2017-03-10 19:14:28] Sinterklaas : i guess so,
[2017-03-10 19:14:28] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Haha maybe not the time for jokes? :(
[2017-03-10 19:14:31] smokim87 : MaximGorokov: it doesn't
[2017-03-10 19:14:45] greekogod : what time would it be announced approximately? any guesses?
[2017-03-10 19:14:45] QuinnTrades : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:14:45] QuinnTrades : It 's always the time for jokes
[2017-03-10 19:14:46] trollbot : ``` What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!```
[2017-03-10 19:15:00] BTC-Noob : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:15:01] trollbot : ``` Why is your nose in middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.```
[2017-03-10 19:15:09] BTC-Noob : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:15:10] MaximGorokov : Haha I guess there's always a time for a pun
[2017-03-10 19:15:11] trollbot : ``` What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.```
[2017-03-10 19:15:11] smokim87 : MaximGorokov: i had a trade with 1200% when btc hit 1140 level and it never closed or adl
[2017-03-10 19:15:20] jalapeno : @MaximGorokov yeah have you seen the trolls on r/btc? haha
[2017-03-10 19:15:23] BTC-Noob : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:15:25] trollbot : ``` Why are people with foot fetishes always losers? They love the smell of defeat. ```
[2017-03-10 19:15:33] Sinterklaas : fucking strange then
[2017-03-10 19:15:33] BTC-Noob : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:15:34] trollbot : ``` What is an english teacher's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird```
[2017-03-10 19:15:37] MaximGorokov : R/BTC is a cesspool sometimes though
[2017-03-10 19:15:38] jalapeno : lmao
[2017-03-10 19:15:42] BTC-Noob : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:15:43] trollbot : ``` I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks!" I said, "Don't mention it."```
[2017-03-10 19:15:53] BTC-Noob : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:15:53] Sinterklaas : haha
[2017-03-10 19:15:55] jalapeno : a troll bot that tells jokes? what more
[2017-03-10 19:15:56] MaximGorokov : Man pretty good jokes actually!
[2017-03-10 19:15:58] Blemo : reddit is a cesspool alot of the time
[2017-03-10 19:15:58] trollbot : ``` When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company```
[2017-03-10 19:16:03] Blemo : lol
[2017-03-10 19:16:05] BitMEX_Greg : BTC-Noob: Stop spamming the trollbox or I will ban you
[2017-03-10 19:16:10] jalapeno : lmao who wrote these
[2017-03-10 19:16:26] huminahhuminahuminah : I kind of like @BTC-Noob jokes...
[2017-03-10 19:16:32] MaximGorokov : Bitcoins are awesome! :D
[2017-03-10 19:16:38] lockhedge : greekogod: the highest probability would be between 17:00 and 18:00 EST after OTCQX (where GBTC is traded) closed
[2017-03-10 19:16:41] huminahhuminahuminah : where's BitMex John?
[2017-03-10 19:16:45] jalapeno : only the trollbot is allowed to make jokes in here
[2017-03-10 19:16:55] BTC-Noob : sorry BitMEX_Greg: sorry
[2017-03-10 19:16:57] jalapeno : cuz hes the best at it
[2017-03-10 19:17:01] zqooN : tick tock
[2017-03-10 19:17:06] BitMEX_John : huminahhuminahuminah: here :)
[2017-03-10 19:17:06] Blemo : anyone here smokin on some dabs while they trade
[2017-03-10 19:17:17] Blemo : ;)
[2017-03-10 19:17:24] cryptoyolo : Blemo: just some kush
[2017-03-10 19:17:26] BTC-Noob : BitMEX_Greg: do you think coin etf will be approved today?
[2017-03-10 19:17:27] jalapeno : cant compete with the bots you manual traders on here should know that by now :p
[2017-03-10 19:17:28] MrRGnome : gotta trade sober until etf decided
[2017-03-10 19:17:33] huminahhuminahuminah : @BitMEX_John are you pulling a 96 hour shift?
[2017-03-10 19:17:39] MaximGorokov : Anyone really thinks SEC would have let inside info leaK?
[2017-03-10 19:17:40] BitMEX_Greg : BTC-Noob: No idea
[2017-03-10 19:17:45] Blemo : kush is still good loool
[2017-03-10 19:17:46] Winklevoss : https://twitter.com/search?q=ETF&src=typd
[2017-03-10 19:17:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 30530 @ 1252.09
[2017-03-10 19:17:54] BitMEX_John : huminahhuminahuminah: wouldn't miss this moment for the world haha!
[2017-03-10 19:17:55] MaximGorokov : I'm not an an American so don't really know about SECs policies
[2017-03-10 19:18:26] Sinterklaas : Blemo: come to amsterdam we have the Kush
[2017-03-10 19:18:28] jalapeno : americans dont either
[2017-03-10 19:18:47] MaximGorokov : SEC has very ethical people, hopefully!
[2017-03-10 19:18:52] shiroe : Where to see the sec site if approved?
[2017-03-10 19:19:01] BTCBull : BitMEX_John: Are you guys seeing increased load on your servers?
[2017-03-10 19:19:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 40000 @ 1253.47
[2017-03-10 19:19:03] mendax090 : https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm
[2017-03-10 19:19:05] MaximGorokov : https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm
[2017-03-10 19:19:16] MrRGnome : grats to bitmex for attracting this level of interest. 24h turnover is going to be insane
[2017-03-10 19:19:32] shiroe : Thnxxx
[2017-03-10 19:19:42] -_- : any minute now
[2017-03-10 19:19:51] -_- : now to like 120 minutes
[2017-03-10 19:19:55] BitMEX_John : BTCBull: yeah there's plenty of people logged in at the moment but our team has been preparing for this
[2017-03-10 19:20:05] mtourig3 : about to pop
[2017-03-10 19:20:10] jalapeno : stop posting those links make me think theres an update
[2017-03-10 19:20:12] BTCBull : BitMEX_John: Thanks for everything you guys are doing
[2017-03-10 19:20:17] imapotato : but did your team prepare for approval/denial
[2017-03-10 19:20:26] sleger : GUYS, it's not there !!!!
[2017-03-10 19:20:28] BitMEX_John : imapotato: yes
[2017-03-10 19:20:37] imapotato : :+1:
[2017-03-10 19:20:44] Rune : sleger: we know it is not there but that is where it will be updated
[2017-03-10 19:20:45] BitMEX_John : BTCBull: :)
[2017-03-10 19:20:54] jalapeno : COIN orders gonna get rekt a milisecond after the decision comes out
[2017-03-10 19:20:56] sleger : Rune: i know im trolling
[2017-03-10 19:21:08] MrRGnome : yep @jalapeno
[2017-03-10 19:21:38] Rune : mod How do I disable the pop up telling me I was @ mentioned
[2017-03-10 19:21:55] Rune : it goes exactly where the market close buttons are I dont like it
[2017-03-10 19:21:58] MaximGorokov : Do you think any Hedge Funds are having any stakes in BTC today guys?
[2017-03-10 19:22:00] BitMEX_John : Rune: https://www.bitmex.com/app/preferences
[2017-03-10 19:22:09] anonymous123421 : How does bitmex plan on settling the COIN contract before people pump or dump it right after the announcement?
[2017-03-10 19:22:18] BitMEX_John : Rune: uncheck "chat mention" under site notifications
[2017-03-10 19:22:26] GT : anonymous123421: what are you talking about?
[2017-03-10 19:22:36] GT : it will settle itslef basically
[2017-03-10 19:22:51] MaximGorokov : Haha @GT That's what I was wondering
[2017-03-10 19:23:00] BitMEX_John : anonymous123421: the market will most likely take it to 100/0 before we can settle
[2017-03-10 19:23:00] MaximGorokov : Isn't it autosettle, admin?
[2017-03-10 19:23:13] shiroe : /price
[2017-03-10 19:23:16] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1253.41 (0.77%) Bitfinex : 1253.00 (0.80%) The Woodchipper : 1254.45 (0.36%) itBit : 1255.44 (0.73%) Kraken : 1250.86 (0.20%) GDAX : 1260.00 (0.59%) SLQ : 1 hour, 6 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:23:23] imapotato : /chicken
[2017-03-10 19:23:29] BitMEX_John : MaximGorokov: we will need to verify the decision before we settle and the market will move faster than that process
[2017-03-10 19:23:41] jalapeno : /yesornoetf
[2017-03-10 19:23:43] GT : augur is trying to do eth based maket prediction for all sorts, basically user controlled, will be sick if its works
[2017-03-10 19:23:49] MaximGorokov : Fuck lot of arbitrage between these sites themselves
[2017-03-10 19:23:58] imapotato : BitMEX_John: Would the XBTUSD contract blend in a BlendTec blender?
[2017-03-10 19:23:58] Brazilian Goat : /rekt
[2017-03-10 19:23:59] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 4 hours, 21 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 5 hours, 17 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 5 hours, 17 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-10 19:24:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 25000 @ 1255.42
[2017-03-10 19:24:02] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey!
[2017-03-10 19:24:13] jalapeno : GT: bitmex could rek augur if they add some more prediction markets
[2017-03-10 19:24:22] Sinterklaas : check 1-2
[2017-03-10 19:24:23] jalapeno : like COIN
[2017-03-10 19:24:28] Brazilian Goat : /joke
[2017-03-10 19:24:29] XBT_IHCT : no news yet?
[2017-03-10 19:24:30] trollbot : ``` What is the worst response to "I love you"? "I'm still pulling the plug Grandma"```
[2017-03-10 19:24:32] imapotato : Does augur actually work now? Been so long since I last heard of that.
[2017-03-10 19:24:41] -_- : bitfinex
[2017-03-10 19:24:49] jalapeno : imapotato: right?
[2017-03-10 19:24:51] sleger : insider buying
[2017-03-10 19:24:53] Rune : small moves
[2017-03-10 19:24:55] greekogod : what is the twitter handle for the coin etf?
[2017-03-10 19:25:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 7 @ 1258.39
[2017-03-10 19:25:10] Rune : lol every time it moves 10$ ppl say insider trading
[2017-03-10 19:25:13] shiroe : bitcorn just bought some corns.
[2017-03-10 19:25:32] Sinterklaas : @everyone: IF approved what will it hit? just a number..
[2017-03-10 19:25:33] Sinterklaas : 1800
[2017-03-10 19:25:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5000 @ 1259.43
[2017-03-10 19:25:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 60 @ 1258.98
[2017-03-10 19:25:39] MaximGorokov : Why doesn't anyone do inter website arbitrage?
[2017-03-10 19:25:50] jalapeno : 2017 is my guess
[2017-03-10 19:25:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 5 @ 1285.23
[2017-03-10 19:25:59] -_- : lol swap
[2017-03-10 19:26:00] Rune : MaximGorokov: they do
[2017-03-10 19:26:03] MaximGorokov : REKT: Stop spamming
[2017-03-10 19:26:05] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: are u serious
[2017-03-10 19:26:08] -_- : save some contracts for me
[2017-03-10 19:26:15] 10 : MaximGorokov: not profitable anymore
[2017-03-10 19:26:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 810 @ 1262.11
[2017-03-10 19:26:34] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: What about? ? That's what everyone in the chinese sites do man
[2017-03-10 19:26:46] MaximGorokov : They sit and arbitrage all day long
[2017-03-10 19:26:51] QuinnTrades : market's fucking jumpy lol
[2017-03-10 19:26:53] shiroe : Buys are increasing. 90 mins till decision.
[2017-03-10 19:26:59] MaximGorokov : And Venezuela? They sit and mine BTC all day long
[2017-03-10 19:27:00] Blemo : Sinterklaas: loool yaa i want to so bad, i live in canada tho so we got some bomb shit too
[2017-03-10 19:27:10] Rune : shiroe: why do you say 90 mins?
[2017-03-10 19:27:11] MaximGorokov : 90 mins? How do you think son, Shiroe?
[2017-03-10 19:27:19] Tetsuo : Insiders exit pumpin
[2017-03-10 19:27:23] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: yeah well its hard to do it manually now mostly bots
[2017-03-10 19:27:47] Klerni : and its growing because...
[2017-03-10 19:27:48] jalapeno : only with certain alts u can
[2017-03-10 19:27:50] Rune : bots ruined short term trading
[2017-03-10 19:27:50] Sinterklaas : Blemo: hahah, here its legal so nobody/not many smokes.. ;) same in canada i guess
[2017-03-10 19:27:56] shiroe : MaximGorokov: it is currently 3:27 asia time. so i guess its 3:27pm in US time.
[2017-03-10 19:27:57] petertheil : /wall
[2017-03-10 19:28:01] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (15 mins) $576K (49.56%) | $1388K (-3.23%) ```
[2017-03-10 19:28:07] shiroe : MaximGorokov: before 5pm? :D
[2017-03-10 19:28:08] petertheil : thought so
[2017-03-10 19:28:24] sleger : if you buy 1 btc on gemini now you get one free share of the ETF
[2017-03-10 19:28:28] Blemo : Sinterklaas: yepp pretty much the same lol, i worked at an illegal diispensary theres tons of em everywhere
[2017-03-10 19:28:40] ripcord : it's 2:28 NY time now
[2017-03-10 19:28:42] Sinterklaas : ;)
[2017-03-10 19:28:42] Sinterklaas : Blemo: sssst
[2017-03-10 19:28:43] Blemo : anyone can work there too
[2017-03-10 19:29:26] Tetsuo : Blemo: stop doin illegal Things bitcoiner
[2017-03-10 19:29:28] -_- : silly bitfinex dumpers
[2017-03-10 19:29:36] -_- : fomo longers closing now
[2017-03-10 19:29:39] shiroe : China price is par with bitstamp. hooooooray
[2017-03-10 19:29:43] Blemo : lol why do u think im doing thuis
[2017-03-10 19:29:45] Blemo : this*
[2017-03-10 19:29:49] imapotato : I don't get it
[2017-03-10 19:29:49] imapotato : hodl?
[2017-03-10 19:29:52] shiroe : -100. lol
[2017-03-10 19:29:54] aabtc : omg bitcoin doing a triangle breakout aaaaaaahhhhhh yolo/panic close for ur life
[2017-03-10 19:29:55] Blemo : Tetsuo: i just smoke now haha
[2017-03-10 19:30:08] petertheil : /price
[2017-03-10 19:30:09] Yuppie : what's going on in swap`No liqidity...?
[2017-03-10 19:30:12] Tetsuo : Blemo: Police has been informed! Watch your back!
[2017-03-10 19:30:13] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1257.61 (0.34%) Bitfinex : 1252.00 (-0.08%) The Woodchipper : 1259.00 (0.36%) itBit : 1265.28 (0.78%) Kraken : 1245.51 (-0.43%) GDAX : 1255.01 (-0.40%) SLQ : 6 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:30:21] -_- : Yuppie: bunch of FOMO in both directions
[2017-03-10 19:30:23] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 6388 @ 1258.82
[2017-03-10 19:30:33] imapotato : lol. Price is about to (jump|drop) $400. You expect liquidity?
[2017-03-10 19:30:36] Blemo : Tetsuo: top kek they dont care they already caught me and 14 of my co workers and let us all go
[2017-03-10 19:30:55] petertheil : /sentiment
[2017-03-10 19:30:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 30.86 / 69.14 Daily : 50.42 / 49.58 Weekly : 52.86 / 47.14 Monthly : 50.59 / 49.41```
[2017-03-10 19:30:59] MaximGorokov : Blemo, you american?
[2017-03-10 19:31:04] Blemo : MaximGorokov: canadia
[2017-03-10 19:31:07] haxmb : lol who longed that on XBTUSD
[2017-03-10 19:31:11] ross : sec off lunch yet?
[2017-03-10 19:31:17] -_- : ross: should be
[2017-03-10 19:31:19] Blemo : i shulda held
[2017-03-10 19:31:20] haxmb : who gets liquidated at 1258 on a long
[2017-03-10 19:31:21] Blemo : fak
[2017-03-10 19:31:23] ross : haxmb: been long since 1200
[2017-03-10 19:31:25] -_- : announcement gotta be within 90 minutes
[2017-03-10 19:31:26] shiroe : https://twitter.com/SEC_News/
[2017-03-10 19:31:27] MaximGorokov : Canadian PM seems cool
[2017-03-10 19:31:30] Sinterklaas : ross: me too
[2017-03-10 19:31:31] hmmmYea : haxmb: ballers
[2017-03-10 19:31:38] haxmb : hmmmYea: pretty much
[2017-03-10 19:31:50] haxmb : Sinterklaas: lol @ kaaskop in here
[2017-03-10 19:31:57] zqooN : sorry guys it was March 2018 not 2017
[2017-03-10 19:31:57] Sinterklaas : haxmb: yo
[2017-03-10 19:31:59] jalapeno : shiroe: lol the sec has 245k followers now
[2017-03-10 19:32:04] ross : man coin up so much
[2017-03-10 19:32:11] Sinterklaas : haxmb: amsterdam
[2017-03-10 19:32:14] haxmb : (Y)
[2017-03-10 19:32:14] jalapeno : wonder how many are hodlers
[2017-03-10 19:32:20] imapotato : The fact that it's halfway through the last day almost guarantees approval.
[2017-03-10 19:32:27] petertheil : 1 more hour
[2017-03-10 19:32:28] haxmb : Sinterklaas: around there too
[2017-03-10 19:32:38] shiroe : Winklevoss Bitcoin ETF Decision May Come After US Stock Market Close
[2017-03-10 19:32:39] imapotato : If you're not long, you're lost
[2017-03-10 19:32:40] longbydefault : what if there's nothing after one hour :(
[2017-03-10 19:32:41] Sinterklaas : haxmb: lekker
[2017-03-10 19:32:41] shiroe : how many hours?
[2017-03-10 19:32:42] jalapeno : imapotato: how's that
[2017-03-10 19:32:43] Winklevoss : imapotato: HOW?
[2017-03-10 19:32:51] haxmb : longbydefault: short it all
[2017-03-10 19:32:53] Sam : they are bACK
[2017-03-10 19:32:58] -_- : man wtf is taking so long. i got my finger ready
[2017-03-10 19:32:58] BTC-Noob : btc etf gotta be rejected since wekend is starting now. btc always dumps in weekend
[2017-03-10 19:32:58] ross : ETF DISCLOSURE
[2017-03-10 19:32:59] haxmb : everything you can find
[2017-03-10 19:33:03] Sam : etf DISCLOSOR
[2017-03-10 19:33:07] jalapeno : hope u enjoyed ur lunch biches
[2017-03-10 19:33:09] etoque : LIVE
[2017-03-10 19:33:11] jalapeno : give us the news already
[2017-03-10 19:33:17] haxmb : lol ETF lol COIN lol
[2017-03-10 19:33:19] imapotato : You know what would be nice?
[2017-03-10 19:33:27] Winklevoss : imapotato: Or it could mean that SEC and insiders left as much time to build up hopium
[2017-03-10 19:33:30] shiroe : Load up your caffeine! This is gonna be a long long night.
[2017-03-10 19:33:31] imapotato : If they livestreamed the decision instead of dumping a legal document on some web page
[2017-03-10 19:33:47] jalapeno : lets spam the sec meeting with btc questions again
[2017-03-10 19:33:51] Tetsuo : imapotato: +1
[2017-03-10 19:33:58] Tetsuo : or set a fixed time
[2017-03-10 19:33:59] Rune : jalapeno: lol pls dont
[2017-03-10 19:33:59] aguia7 : shiroe: yes \XD
[2017-03-10 19:34:00] mike23aa : link to live sec'
[2017-03-10 19:34:01] mike23aa : ?
[2017-03-10 19:34:07] Winklevoss : can you sell xbt to usd on here
[2017-03-10 19:34:11] Winklevoss : mike23aa: no live sec
[2017-03-10 19:34:14] Tetsuo : mike23aa: www.livesec.com
[2017-03-10 19:34:27] Rune : mike23aa: the live conference has noting to do with bitcoin or the etf
[2017-03-10 19:34:36] mike23aa : ok ty
[2017-03-10 19:34:47] MaximGorokov : Tetsuo: :P Almost believed that it was a valid link
[2017-03-10 19:35:00] imapotato : Can one of you livestream yourself watching for the decision please?
[2017-03-10 19:35:03] imapotato : I need something to watch.
[2017-03-10 19:35:07] haxmb : Rune: <--- this guy knows his shit
[2017-03-10 19:35:13] Sinterklaas : imapotato: pornhub.com
[2017-03-10 19:35:25] ross : bullstamp going up
[2017-03-10 19:35:41] shiroe : "insider feels, press buy botton"
[2017-03-10 19:35:43] ross : this bitched voice is hurting my ears
[2017-03-10 19:36:02] imapotato : I would buy with bullstamp, but it's just stamp
[2017-03-10 19:36:04] imapotato : nobody cares
[2017-03-10 19:36:10] haxmb : so much hopium
[2017-03-10 19:36:25] BTCBull : http://www.coindesk.com/winklevoss-bitcoin-etf-decision-may-come-us-stock-market-close/
[2017-03-10 19:36:50] shiroe : Sneaky chinese. They disabled margin trading when it's bull, and enable it when bear comes. lol
[2017-03-10 19:37:03] imapotato : They aren't going to reject the ETF at the end of trading.
[2017-03-10 19:37:13] imapotato : GBTC already trades, and the SEC isn't going to fuck over an actual fund.
[2017-03-10 19:37:37] Yuppie : /price
[2017-03-10 19:37:41] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1262.21 (0.37%) Bitfinex : 1259.90 (0.63%) The Woodchipper : 1257.99 (-0.08%) itBit : 1263.48 (-0.14%) Kraken : 1265.43 (1.60%) GDAX : 1272.00 (1.35%) SLQ : 7 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:37:46] -_- : nice buying on stamp
[2017-03-10 19:37:50] imapotato : bitstamp is lit
[2017-03-10 19:37:50] Spink_ : what about this live stream? https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm
[2017-03-10 19:37:55] -_- : okc usd doesnt care about buying
[2017-03-10 19:38:09] BTCBull : Spink_: That's a separate conference, it's not related
[2017-03-10 19:38:10] daigo : yes yes yes
[2017-03-10 19:38:17] haxmb : /rekt
[2017-03-10 19:38:18] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 4 hours, 35 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 5 hours, 31 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 5 hours, 32 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-10 19:38:23] Spink_ : oh, tnx
[2017-03-10 19:38:29] arslan75 : is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip
[2017-03-10 19:38:31] haxmb : whats the last 10 short rektages?
[2017-03-10 19:38:33] imapotato : Is this the most-watched SEC decision in history?
[2017-03-10 19:38:41] darkghostyyy : the btcetf would definitely be released on their twitter right?
[2017-03-10 19:38:42] GT : imapotato: lmao garenteed
[2017-03-10 19:39:00] ross : stamp dumpping - finex pumping
[2017-03-10 19:39:05] MaximGorokov : GBTC is trading at % premium to underlying wtc?
[2017-03-10 19:39:13] MaximGorokov : 60%
[2017-03-10 19:39:20] MaximGorokov : wtf??
[2017-03-10 19:39:31] BTCDJS : so many newboobies here today
[2017-03-10 19:39:31] Yuppie : Stocks so dull these days compared to trading BTC :D
[2017-03-10 19:39:37] ross : 2017 users
[2017-03-10 19:39:46] Farzad : /listbans
[2017-03-10 19:39:47] trollbot : ``` ["wurstgelee","jesus-christ-saves","sultan pepper","jolin"]```
[2017-03-10 19:39:50] RoftheN : so scary rigt
[2017-03-10 19:39:51] imapotato : Half of me wants BTC to pump because fuck yeah. But half of me wants it to go back into a bear market so that I can keep accumulating... :S
[2017-03-10 19:40:08] Tetsuo : /listmods
[2017-03-10 19:40:09] BTCDJS : Farzad: nice feature
[2017-03-10 19:40:11] -_- : wonder why bots on stamp and bitfinex trying to keep price down. let price go up?? sell higher??
[2017-03-10 19:40:22] Farzad : /listmods
[2017-03-10 19:40:22] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8"]```
[2017-03-10 19:40:24] Farzad : :D
[2017-03-10 19:40:25] -_- : maybe they dont want price to blow its load too soon
[2017-03-10 19:40:34] Tetsuo : Farzad: what happened to my modstatus?
[2017-03-10 19:40:37] Tetsuo : Farzad WTF
[2017-03-10 19:40:38] jalapeno : the anticipation is so intense...cant take it
[2017-03-10 19:40:45] BTCDJS : /listmods
[2017-03-10 19:40:45] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8"]```
[2017-03-10 19:40:51] ross : can i be a mod
[2017-03-10 19:40:58] BTCDJS : no
[2017-03-10 19:40:59] Farzad : Tetsuo: I guess BTCDJS unmoded u
[2017-03-10 19:41:02] hmmmYea : listbans.append("rapidtrades)
[2017-03-10 19:41:03] ross : BTCDJS: why not
[2017-03-10 19:41:07] Tetsuo : Farzad: what a bitch
[2017-03-10 19:41:09] jalapeno : -_-: we have to wait for the chinese to wake up
[2017-03-10 19:41:15] BTCDJS : Farzad: I did not @Tetsuo
[2017-03-10 19:41:19] jalapeno : all pumps on deck
[2017-03-10 19:41:22] Tetsuo : Farzad: k
[2017-03-10 19:41:22] Yuppie : by the way in Sweden there is also a listed vehicle: https://xbtprovider.com/
[2017-03-10 19:41:33] ross : ask your btc questions now
[2017-03-10 19:41:35] Farzad : BTCDJS: u want Tetsuo to be a mod ?
[2017-03-10 19:41:48] imapotato : If I go get some seaweed snacks from the kitchen, the SEC will probably make the decision within that one minute
[2017-03-10 19:41:49] jalapeno : poor sec guy
[2017-03-10 19:41:55] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment
[2017-03-10 19:41:56] BTCDJS : Farzad: how did he get unmod?
[2017-03-10 19:41:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 45.88 / 54.12 Daily : 50.74 / 49.26 Weekly : 52.92 / 47.08 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38```
[2017-03-10 19:42:01] arslan75 : is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip
[2017-03-10 19:42:10] mike23aa : no
[2017-03-10 19:42:10] Farzad : BTCDJS: I dont remember ! lol
[2017-03-10 19:42:12] mike23aa : they bann u now
[2017-03-10 19:42:12] MrRGnome : Does all the bot stuff like who is a mod and testing the new features have to happen here?
[2017-03-10 19:42:13] Tetsuo : plz mod me
[2017-03-10 19:42:20] Tetsuo : i´m the only sane guy in here
[2017-03-10 19:42:30] Farzad : /mod Tetsuo
[2017-03-10 19:42:31] trollbot : ``` Tetsuo has been moded```
[2017-03-10 19:42:36] Tetsuo : THX <3
[2017-03-10 19:42:40] Farzad : np :)
[2017-03-10 19:42:43] Farzad : /listmods
[2017-03-10 19:42:46] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8","Tetsuo"]```
[2017-03-10 19:42:56] ross : /mod ross
[2017-03-10 19:43:01] arslan75 : guys any one tell me is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip
[2017-03-10 19:43:02] ross : sad
[2017-03-10 19:43:04] Farzad : ross: niceeeee
[2017-03-10 19:43:11] stf28 : bitstamp 1270
[2017-03-10 19:43:11] Farzad : lol
[2017-03-10 19:43:11] jalapeno : nice try
[2017-03-10 19:43:12] GT : dude mod my ass like robocop!
[2017-03-10 19:43:21] mike23aa : arslan75: ofc not!
[2017-03-10 19:43:23] jalapeno : you cant fool a bot
[2017-03-10 19:43:25] MrRGnome : arslan75: I think the rule is you can't use your own referral link
[2017-03-10 19:43:43] jalapeno : /tothemoonplz
[2017-03-10 19:43:59] arslan75 : yup both accounts don't have reffer each other
[2017-03-10 19:44:00] Farzad : who is going to trade the news ? :D
[2017-03-10 19:44:06] mike23aa : bitcoin can only go to the moon
[2017-03-10 19:44:08] QuinnTrades : /price
[2017-03-10 19:44:09] ross : Farzad: everyone here
[2017-03-10 19:44:11] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.48 (0.26%) Bitfinex : 1255.60 (-0.34%) The Woodchipper : 1258.06 (0.01%) itBit : 1263.54 (0.00%) Kraken : 1264.00 (-0.11%) GDAX : 1272.50 (0.04%) SLQ : 6 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:44:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1557 @ 1276.05
[2017-03-10 19:44:20] jalapeno : Farzad: might buy some eth if theres a rejection
[2017-03-10 19:44:24] imapotato : This SEC guy presenting is an amateur
[2017-03-10 19:44:24] BTCDJS : Farzad: waiting for a dip
[2017-03-10 19:44:26] imapotato : LAME
[2017-03-10 19:44:26] BTC-Noob : the guy on the sec meeting now is starting to talk about etf's
[2017-03-10 19:44:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1500 @ 1261.25
[2017-03-10 19:44:48] ross : CONFIRMED: the tech guy needs a new job
[2017-03-10 19:44:50] imapotato : I could give this presentation better than him...
[2017-03-10 19:44:51] Farzad : well, u cant wait for it to happen ! u should have your orders setup before it goes off.
[2017-03-10 19:44:56] MaximGorokov : BTC-Noob: Where are you seeing it?
[2017-03-10 19:45:01] Sinterklaas : ross: yup what an amateurs
[2017-03-10 19:45:03] Sinterklaas : jezus
[2017-03-10 19:45:06] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm
[2017-03-10 19:45:08] MrRGnome : It's like a bunch of people are watching animal planet, thinking it's the news, eagerly waiting to find out if the hurricane is coming their way.
[2017-03-10 19:45:08] shiroe : It is live now! :D
[2017-03-10 19:45:12] Dynamix : mar 31 gonna go low again :D
[2017-03-10 19:45:15] Dynamix : 1240's testing ;)
[2017-03-10 19:45:23] hmmmYea : /price
[2017-03-10 19:45:27] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.00 (-0.04%) Bitfinex : 1257.80 (0.18%) The Woodchipper : 1257.35 (-0.06%) itBit : 1263.47 (-0.01%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1272.60 (0.01%) SLQ : 1 min, ```
[2017-03-10 19:45:41] Sam : /sentiment
[2017-03-10 19:45:43] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 44.66 / 55.34 Daily : 50.69 / 49.31 Weekly : 52.91 / 47.09 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38```
[2017-03-10 19:45:47] jalapeno : sec guy is gonna be famous hes on all the btc blogs now
[2017-03-10 19:45:49] petertheil : not so much about th etf as it is about bankrupting china MAGA
[2017-03-10 19:45:53] BTCDJS : Farzad: rejection=dip to 900s acceptance= huge spike then retrace 50-80%
[2017-03-10 19:46:04] BTCDJS : will buy either
[2017-03-10 19:46:04] petertheil : /wall
[2017-03-10 19:46:07] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (18 mins) $532K (-47.79%) | $724K (-7.62%) ```
[2017-03-10 19:46:08] Dynamix : df I actually sold the bottom df lol
[2017-03-10 19:46:52] degen : jalapeno: huh?
[2017-03-10 19:46:52] MrRGnome : Dynamix: buy back yet?
[2017-03-10 19:46:54] BTC-Noob : this etf decision comes at a really weird moment, looking at the graph we should be expecting a large pump, since we have finalised the throwback to all time high set in 2013. But the odds of etf approval are weird#
[2017-03-10 19:47:02] Dynamix : Im thinking of short lol
[2017-03-10 19:47:06] Dynamix : might happen still
[2017-03-10 19:47:17] jalapeno : degen: http://www.coindesk.com/sec-email-winklevoss-bitcoin-etf/
[2017-03-10 19:47:22] Dynamix : if 1260 resistance breaks then who knows
[2017-03-10 19:47:28] jalapeno : hes on a lot of blogs now
[2017-03-10 19:47:29] degen : i flipped a coin, so im long now
[2017-03-10 19:47:30] imapotato : "an neck dotes"
[2017-03-10 19:47:32] vgck : I'm 25x short hoping for a fakeout before approval
[2017-03-10 19:47:42] QuinnTrades : ballsy
[2017-03-10 19:47:48] Dynamix : /price
[2017-03-10 19:47:51] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.02 (0.00%) Bitfinex : 1258.90 (0.09%) The Woodchipper : 1258.87 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.02 (0.28%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1276.00 (0.27%) SLQ : 2 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:47:51] darkghostyyy : dont post old news man wtf
[2017-03-10 19:47:57] Dynamix : vgck: me 2 ahah
[2017-03-10 19:48:08] Gordex : degen: you da one
[2017-03-10 19:48:11] jalapeno : you guys are all degens
[2017-03-10 19:48:13] imapotato : This is the slowest slot machine EVER
[2017-03-10 19:48:19] zqooN : lol
[2017-03-10 19:48:20] BTC-Noob : in case of rejecting i am expecting a bottom of 888/915
[2017-03-10 19:48:28] Dynamix : 1220 maybe again depends though
[2017-03-10 19:48:45] jalapeno : 800 im saying, but then bounce back up
[2017-03-10 19:48:59] emcor : Can someone explain how the price at bitfinex swinged that much today, like it went from 1300 up to 1150 down?
[2017-03-10 19:49:03] jalapeno : 1500 - 2000 if approved
[2017-03-10 19:49:08] Dynamix : bitstamp
[2017-03-10 19:49:10] Dynamix : going down boyzyz
[2017-03-10 19:49:16] mike23aa : I've a friend working for the SEC
[2017-03-10 19:49:17] ross : Dynamix: slightly
[2017-03-10 19:49:22] petertheil : /price
[2017-03-10 19:49:24] Dynamix : 1255 it was haha
[2017-03-10 19:49:25] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.43 (0.03%) Bitfinex : 1259.00 (0.01%) The Woodchipper : 1260.41 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.30 (0.02%) Kraken : 1260.05 (-0.31%) GDAX : 1275.78 (-0.02%) SLQ : 1 min, ```
[2017-03-10 19:49:36] petertheil : Dynamix: shiller here
[2017-03-10 19:49:42] vgck : emcor: bots derping
[2017-03-10 19:49:56] Dynamix : petertheil: lol
[2017-03-10 19:50:01] Rune : emcor: looked like someone bought up so fast and pushed price and someone with huge holding had a stop and the money holding the price up at 1300 was not able to hand such a huge dump
[2017-03-10 19:50:13] QuinnTrades : anyone else listening to the summit?
[2017-03-10 19:50:15] QuinnTrades : so awk
[2017-03-10 19:50:19] petertheil : your shorts are gonna get liqd so fast
[2017-03-10 19:50:23] MaximGorokov : I'm listening in
[2017-03-10 19:50:24] Dynamix : we're gonna be chilling down hehe
[2017-03-10 19:50:25] Sinterklaas : QuinnTrades: pff amateurs
[2017-03-10 19:50:26] jalapeno : question is why are they waiting till after the markets are closed? seems like a bullish indicator to me
[2017-03-10 19:50:29] MaximGorokov : Poor guy must be under pressure
[2017-03-10 19:50:39] QuinnTrades : yeah
[2017-03-10 19:50:40] longbydefault : why is it awkward
[2017-03-10 19:50:48] GT : jalapeno: well either way it would be protectiong the market some
[2017-03-10 19:50:51] emcor : Rune: yh makes sense, that it was a huge unexpected stop sell order
[2017-03-10 19:50:53] QuinnTrades : he's super super nervous
[2017-03-10 19:50:54] MaximGorokov : Speaker doesn't have good body language
[2017-03-10 19:50:56] petertheil : MaximGorokov: he wouldnt be stuttering if there wasnt good news
[2017-03-10 19:51:00] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: ma10 weeks bottom is 820 now which can be regarded as bottom, unless btc will shift from bull to bear
[2017-03-10 19:51:31] MaximGorokov : But SEC guys aren't hired for communication skills I guess
[2017-03-10 19:51:45] imapotato : Clearly not
[2017-03-10 19:51:46] ross : MaximGorokov: nor getting the day right
[2017-03-10 19:51:49] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Isn't that the policy for a lot of announcements?
[2017-03-10 19:51:51] Sinterklaas : MaximGorokov: haha yes indeed as it shows
[2017-03-10 19:52:01] mike23aa : speakers is haveing a bj under the desk
[2017-03-10 19:52:03] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: ok fair enough i meant 800 ish. i dont trade btc just hodl
[2017-03-10 19:52:04] Farzad : /wall
[2017-03-10 19:52:05] Ahhere : Watching BBC news. They don't even know about the ETF wtf guise
[2017-03-10 19:52:05] maximus_ : noob question: is it possible to have a larger position size than total in account?
[2017-03-10 19:52:07] imapotato : Why is he even presenting this? He's just reading off a paper.
[2017-03-10 19:52:08] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (6 mins) $701K (44.27%) | $1045K (31.82%) ```
[2017-03-10 19:52:13] imapotato : Just publish the paper and go home, guy.
[2017-03-10 19:52:21] QuinnTrades : maximus_: yes
[2017-03-10 19:52:30] maximus_ : ty
[2017-03-10 19:52:34] Sinterklaas : imapotato: yup
[2017-03-10 19:52:41] Rune : why are you people watching this stream it has noting to do with the bitcoin ETF
[2017-03-10 19:52:41] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: yeah you're probably right. dont really see what markets it would affect though
[2017-03-10 19:52:55] zy : If you can't afford to lose don't play. Otherwise just sit tight and wait
[2017-03-10 19:53:23] ross : @jason
[2017-03-10 19:53:42] MaximGorokov : Wow americans care about hearing impaired and so are putting subtitles for live speeches
[2017-03-10 19:53:48] SEC-Official : brb lunch
[2017-03-10 19:53:50] MaximGorokov : but not soooo much that it's slightly delayed
[2017-03-10 19:53:53] sleger : if the guys are at the sec meeting it wont be before 4pm est anyways (plus 30 min...)
[2017-03-10 19:53:56] jalapeno : well even if the etf gets denied btc got a sh*tload of attention so thats a big positive
[2017-03-10 19:54:08] QuinnTrades : true
[2017-03-10 19:54:10] vgck : !!!ABORT ETF REJECTED!!! https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm
[2017-03-10 19:54:20] MrRGnome : If the etf is denied just sit tight for the next one on March 30
[2017-03-10 19:54:28] jalapeno : vgck: ban
[2017-03-10 19:54:32] degen : vgck: /ban
[2017-03-10 19:54:43] vgck : lol
[2017-03-10 19:54:43] Sinterklaas : vgck: caress yourself
[2017-03-10 19:54:48] Rune : ban fake news? lol
[2017-03-10 19:54:50] jalapeno : /ban @vgck
[2017-03-10 19:54:50] imapotato : It would be great if this guy presenting would leak the decision.
[2017-03-10 19:54:53] petertheil : vgck: lol
[2017-03-10 19:54:58] MrRGnome : It's a trollbox people, lighten up
[2017-03-10 19:55:00] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Life long bull, eh?
[2017-03-10 19:55:11] jalapeno : for sure
[2017-03-10 19:55:16] vgck : MrRGnome: Some people take it very seriously for some reason
[2017-03-10 19:55:23] MaximGorokov : Trolling should be slightly more intellectual, vgck :P
[2017-03-10 19:55:40] MaximGorokov : Let's not pander to the low hanging fruit
[2017-03-10 19:55:40] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: give me some cand sinterklaar
[2017-03-10 19:55:45] vgck : MaximGorokov: That's no fun tho
[2017-03-10 19:55:46] imapotato : "blah blah blah and old grandma reading fund prospectus blah blah and a deeper set of opinions on the iss- BY THE WAY BITCOIN IS APPROVED BUY BUY BUY- uhh, deeper set of opinions on the issues are..."
[2017-03-10 19:55:54] Sinterklaas : BTC-Noob: hahah pepernoten
[2017-03-10 19:55:54] BTCDJS : MaximGorokov: he wrote it in an english accent
[2017-03-10 19:55:55] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: i want pepernoten
[2017-03-10 19:56:07] QuinnTrades : /price
[2017-03-10 19:56:12] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1270.01 (0.36%) Bitfinex : 1261.90 (0.23%) The Woodchipper : 1261.95 (0.12%) itBit : 1265.96 (-0.11%) Kraken : 1265.86 (0.46%) GDAX : 1275.65 (-0.01%) SLQ : 6 mins```
[2017-03-10 19:56:13] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: ziegins komt de stoomboot uit spanje weer aan
[2017-03-10 19:56:21] Actualiteit : BTC-Noob: you better eat some stroopwafel for that sugarrush m8
[2017-03-10 19:56:25] petertheil : BTC-Noob: austig
[2017-03-10 19:56:26] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: hij drukt op de knop
[2017-03-10 19:56:28] jalapeno : that sounded harsh
[2017-03-10 19:56:30] MaximGorokov : Enna kodumu da macha idhu
[2017-03-10 19:56:32] BTC-Noob : Sinterklaas: en vliegt naar de maan
[2017-03-10 19:56:41] shiroe : Buys are stacking up. to 1337! 1500!
[2017-03-10 19:56:44] petertheil : BTC-Noob: say i love you
[2017-03-10 19:56:48] RoftheN : Hoeren
[2017-03-10 19:56:51] imapotato : 1500 ezpz
[2017-03-10 19:56:55] BTC-Noob : klootzakken
[2017-03-10 19:57:03] shiroe : +50% increase, easy 1800
[2017-03-10 19:57:03] RoftheN : Gierige appels
[2017-03-10 19:57:04] Sinterklaas : RoftheN: @BTC-Noob hey y
[2017-03-10 19:57:08] Sinterklaas : joh!! hahahaha