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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-03-10 19:07:41] haxmb : smokim87: they cant [2017-03-10 19:07:42] BTCBull : smokim87: I didn't think they could [2017-03-10 19:07:49] bosko : A delay = short [2017-03-10 19:07:49] MaximGorokov : Twitter someone says SEC Promised it today only [2017-03-10 19:08:03] MaximGorokov : SOmeone inside SEC apparently said so [2017-03-10 19:08:07] huminahhuminahuminah : also think they'll reject it... [2017-03-10 19:08:14] haxmb : they can't delay any further, the SEC rules state that they can delay until 80 or 90 days after initial deadline [2017-03-10 19:08:21] haxmb : those extra days is 11th [2017-03-10 19:08:24] 10 : @COIN_ETF Twitter account was just suspended ahead of the SEC decision today. [2017-03-10 19:08:25] haxmb : ultimate deadline [2017-03-10 19:08:30] greekogod : who thinks it will approve? who all think [2017-03-10 19:08:39] haxmb : i do [2017-03-10 19:08:45] Rune : haxmb: no it ends on the 13th [2017-03-10 19:08:49] Tetsuo : "No SEC today it seems a common sight But people passing by don't know the reason why. How could they know just what this message means The end of all my hopes the end of all my dreams How could they know a palace there had been Behind the door where my love reigned as queen" [2017-03-10 19:08:50] MaximGorokov : greekogod: You can look at the COIN ETF to get a rough idea of the split [2017-03-10 19:08:52] BTCBull : 10: That was apparently a fake account [2017-03-10 19:09:06] jalapeno : BTCBull: hilarious [2017-03-10 19:09:10] smokim87 : huminahhuminahuminah: i think they will reject too but the back of my mind thinking it will get approved lol [2017-03-10 19:09:22] MaximGorokov : What's a valid reason for rejection [2017-03-10 19:09:22] haxmb : Rune: sure GL bro [2017-03-10 19:09:31] MaximGorokov : Any precedents? [2017-03-10 19:09:33] 10 : BTCBull: humm i hope so [2017-03-10 19:09:36] greekogod : @MaximGorokov where is it? [2017-03-10 19:09:44] BTC-Noob : it is just 2 o clock in the us, still 4hours of hope [2017-03-10 19:09:47] jalapeno : put your orders in my brothers, the COIN book is really thin [2017-03-10 19:09:49] bosko : valid reason for rejecting could be security, high profile hacks [2017-03-10 19:10:01] jalapeno : if u think it wont pass [2017-03-10 19:10:06] MaximGorokov : greekogod: What are you asking about? Twitter link? [2017-03-10 19:10:18] huminahhuminahuminah : market manipulation from 8 a.m. EST today :) [2017-03-10 19:10:32] greekogod : MaximGorokov: yeah [2017-03-10 19:10:46] jalapeno : huminahhuminahuminah: yep a lot of fish got rekt today [2017-03-10 19:11:01] jalapeno : thats why i didnt have any limit orders in [2017-03-10 19:11:08] jalapeno : knew they would do that [2017-03-10 19:11:21] BTC-Noob : basically todays trading range is approx 1150 - 1550. on futures. if the sec just looks at the trading range of today, they will reject bitcoin etf for life lol [2017-03-10 19:11:32] MaximGorokov : https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096 [2017-03-10 19:11:39] Sinterklaas : so orders get auto closed at 1000% profit? [2017-03-10 19:12:02] MaximGorokov : Sinterklaas: How do you get 1000% number? [2017-03-10 19:12:09] jalapeno : Sinterklaas: not sure never had that happen to me :( [2017-03-10 19:12:11] Sinterklaas : this afternoon [2017-03-10 19:12:16] smokim87 : Sinterklaas: no [2017-03-10 19:12:19] Sinterklaas : at the pump [2017-03-10 19:12:23] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 19:12:28] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (7 mins) $595K (0.11%) | $928K (14.11%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:12:32] MaximGorokov : Sinterklaas: DIdn't get you mate [2017-03-10 19:12:36] smokim87 : Sinterklaas: this spike took my 1000% lol but i had hit 1200% no close [2017-03-10 19:12:37] utilityguide : Yes they Aunty o close [2017-03-10 19:12:57] Winklevoss : https://twitter.com/search?q=ETF&src=typd [2017-03-10 19:13:00] utilityguide : i mean they auto close it when it hiked [2017-03-10 19:13:26] greekogod : MaximGorokov: thanks [2017-03-10 19:13:31] Sinterklaas : i had a long from 1188 [2017-03-10 19:13:35] MaximGorokov : Is this guy a legit source? https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096 [2017-03-10 19:13:37] Sinterklaas : at the pump it closed [2017-03-10 19:13:54] Apocalyptic : MaximGorokov: Coindesk tweeted the same [2017-03-10 19:13:55] -_- : MaximGorokov: looks legit [2017-03-10 19:14:04] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: fake account [2017-03-10 19:14:08] jalapeno : jk [2017-03-10 19:14:13] MaximGorokov : Oh you had it leveraged? And so it autocloses after reaching for 1000%? [2017-03-10 19:14:28] Sinterklaas : i guess so, [2017-03-10 19:14:28] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Haha maybe not the time for jokes? :( [2017-03-10 19:14:31] smokim87 : MaximGorokov: it doesn't [2017-03-10 19:14:45] greekogod : what time would it be announced approximately? any guesses? [2017-03-10 19:14:45] QuinnTrades : /joke [2017-03-10 19:14:45] QuinnTrades : It 's always the time for jokes [2017-03-10 19:14:46] trollbot : ``` What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!``` [2017-03-10 19:15:00] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:01] trollbot : ``` Why is your nose in middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.``` [2017-03-10 19:15:09] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:10] MaximGorokov : Haha I guess there's always a time for a pun [2017-03-10 19:15:11] trollbot : ``` What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.``` [2017-03-10 19:15:11] smokim87 : MaximGorokov: i had a trade with 1200% when btc hit 1140 level and it never closed or adl [2017-03-10 19:15:20] jalapeno : @MaximGorokov yeah have you seen the trolls on r/btc? haha [2017-03-10 19:15:23] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:25] trollbot : ``` Why are people with foot fetishes always losers? They love the smell of defeat. ``` [2017-03-10 19:15:33] Sinterklaas : fucking strange then [2017-03-10 19:15:33] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:34] trollbot : ``` What is an english teacher's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird``` [2017-03-10 19:15:37] MaximGorokov : R/BTC is a cesspool sometimes though [2017-03-10 19:15:38] jalapeno : lmao [2017-03-10 19:15:42] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:43] trollbot : ``` I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks!" I said, "Don't mention it."``` [2017-03-10 19:15:53] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:53] Sinterklaas : haha [2017-03-10 19:15:55] jalapeno : a troll bot that tells jokes? what more [2017-03-10 19:15:56] MaximGorokov : Man pretty good jokes actually! [2017-03-10 19:15:58] Blemo : reddit is a cesspool alot of the time [2017-03-10 19:15:58] trollbot : ``` When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company``` [2017-03-10 19:16:03] Blemo : lol [2017-03-10 19:16:05] BitMEX_Greg : BTC-Noob: Stop spamming the trollbox or I will ban you [2017-03-10 19:16:10] jalapeno : lmao who wrote these [2017-03-10 19:16:26] huminahhuminahuminah : I kind of like @BTC-Noob jokes... [2017-03-10 19:16:32] MaximGorokov : Bitcoins are awesome! :D [2017-03-10 19:16:38] lockhedge : greekogod: the highest probability would be between 17:00 and 18:00 EST after OTCQX (where GBTC is traded) closed [2017-03-10 19:16:41] huminahhuminahuminah : where's BitMex John? [2017-03-10 19:16:45] jalapeno : only the trollbot is allowed to make jokes in here [2017-03-10 19:16:55] BTC-Noob : sorry BitMEX_Greg: sorry [2017-03-10 19:16:57] jalapeno : cuz hes the best at it [2017-03-10 19:17:01] zqooN : tick tock [2017-03-10 19:17:06] BitMEX_John : huminahhuminahuminah: here :) [2017-03-10 19:17:06] Blemo : anyone here smokin on some dabs while they trade [2017-03-10 19:17:17] Blemo : ;) [2017-03-10 19:17:24] cryptoyolo : Blemo: just some kush [2017-03-10 19:17:26] BTC-Noob : BitMEX_Greg: do you think coin etf will be approved today? [2017-03-10 19:17:27] jalapeno : cant compete with the bots you manual traders on here should know that by now :p [2017-03-10 19:17:28] MrRGnome : gotta trade sober until etf decided [2017-03-10 19:17:33] huminahhuminahuminah : @BitMEX_John are you pulling a 96 hour shift? [2017-03-10 19:17:39] MaximGorokov : Anyone really thinks SEC would have let inside info leaK? [2017-03-10 19:17:40] BitMEX_Greg : BTC-Noob: No idea [2017-03-10 19:17:45] Blemo : kush is still good loool [2017-03-10 19:17:46] Winklevoss : https://twitter.com/search?q=ETF&src=typd [2017-03-10 19:17:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 30530 @ 1252.09 [2017-03-10 19:17:54] BitMEX_John : huminahhuminahuminah: wouldn't miss this moment for the world haha! [2017-03-10 19:17:55] MaximGorokov : I'm not an an American so don't really know about SECs policies [2017-03-10 19:18:26] Sinterklaas : Blemo: come to amsterdam we have the Kush [2017-03-10 19:18:28] jalapeno : americans dont either [2017-03-10 19:18:47] MaximGorokov : SEC has very ethical people, hopefully! [2017-03-10 19:18:52] shiroe : Where to see the sec site if approved? [2017-03-10 19:19:01] BTCBull : BitMEX_John: Are you guys seeing increased load on your servers? [2017-03-10 19:19:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 40000 @ 1253.47 [2017-03-10 19:19:03] mendax090 : https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm [2017-03-10 19:19:05] MaximGorokov : https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm [2017-03-10 19:19:16] MrRGnome : grats to bitmex for attracting this level of interest. 24h turnover is going to be insane [2017-03-10 19:19:32] shiroe : Thnxxx [2017-03-10 19:19:42] -_- : any minute now [2017-03-10 19:19:51] -_- : now to like 120 minutes [2017-03-10 19:19:55] BitMEX_John : BTCBull: yeah there's plenty of people logged in at the moment but our team has been preparing for this [2017-03-10 19:20:05] mtourig3 : about to pop [2017-03-10 19:20:10] jalapeno : stop posting those links make me think theres an update [2017-03-10 19:20:12] BTCBull : BitMEX_John: Thanks for everything you guys are doing [2017-03-10 19:20:17] imapotato : but did your team prepare for approval/denial [2017-03-10 19:20:26] sleger : GUYS, it's not there !!!! [2017-03-10 19:20:28] BitMEX_John : imapotato: yes [2017-03-10 19:20:37] imapotato : :+1: [2017-03-10 19:20:44] Rune : sleger: we know it is not there but that is where it will be updated [2017-03-10 19:20:45] BitMEX_John : BTCBull: :) [2017-03-10 19:20:54] jalapeno : COIN orders gonna get rekt a milisecond after the decision comes out [2017-03-10 19:20:56] sleger : Rune: i know im trolling [2017-03-10 19:21:08] MrRGnome : yep @jalapeno [2017-03-10 19:21:38] Rune : mod How do I disable the pop up telling me I was @ mentioned [2017-03-10 19:21:55] Rune : it goes exactly where the market close buttons are I dont like it [2017-03-10 19:21:58] MaximGorokov : Do you think any Hedge Funds are having any stakes in BTC today guys? [2017-03-10 19:22:00] BitMEX_John : Rune: https://www.bitmex.com/app/preferences [2017-03-10 19:22:09] anonymous123421 : How does bitmex plan on settling the COIN contract before people pump or dump it right after the announcement? [2017-03-10 19:22:18] BitMEX_John : Rune: uncheck "chat mention" under site notifications [2017-03-10 19:22:26] GT : anonymous123421: what are you talking about? [2017-03-10 19:22:36] GT : it will settle itslef basically [2017-03-10 19:22:51] MaximGorokov : Haha @GT That's what I was wondering [2017-03-10 19:23:00] BitMEX_John : anonymous123421: the market will most likely take it to 100/0 before we can settle [2017-03-10 19:23:00] MaximGorokov : Isn't it autosettle, admin? [2017-03-10 19:23:13] shiroe : /price [2017-03-10 19:23:16] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1253.41 (0.77%) Bitfinex : 1253.00 (0.80%) The Woodchipper : 1254.45 (0.36%) itBit : 1255.44 (0.73%) Kraken : 1250.86 (0.20%) GDAX : 1260.00 (0.59%) SLQ : 1 hour, 6 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:23:23] imapotato : /chicken [2017-03-10 19:23:29] BitMEX_John : MaximGorokov: we will need to verify the decision before we settle and the market will move faster than that process [2017-03-10 19:23:41] jalapeno : /yesornoetf [2017-03-10 19:23:43] GT : augur is trying to do eth based maket prediction for all sorts, basically user controlled, will be sick if its works [2017-03-10 19:23:49] MaximGorokov : Fuck lot of arbitrage between these sites themselves [2017-03-10 19:23:58] imapotato : BitMEX_John: Would the XBTUSD contract blend in a BlendTec blender? [2017-03-10 19:23:58] Brazilian Goat : /rekt [2017-03-10 19:23:59] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 4 hours, 21 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 5 hours, 17 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 5 hours, 17 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` [2017-03-10 19:24:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 25000 @ 1255.42 [2017-03-10 19:24:02] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey! [2017-03-10 19:24:13] jalapeno : GT: bitmex could rek augur if they add some more prediction markets [2017-03-10 19:24:22] Sinterklaas : check 1-2 [2017-03-10 19:24:23] jalapeno : like COIN [2017-03-10 19:24:28] Brazilian Goat : /joke [2017-03-10 19:24:29] XBT_IHCT : no news yet? [2017-03-10 19:24:30] trollbot : ``` What is the worst response to "I love you"? "I'm still pulling the plug Grandma"``` [2017-03-10 19:24:32] imapotato : Does augur actually work now? Been so long since I last heard of that. [2017-03-10 19:24:41] -_- : bitfinex [2017-03-10 19:24:49] jalapeno : imapotato: right? [2017-03-10 19:24:51] sleger : insider buying [2017-03-10 19:24:53] Rune : small moves [2017-03-10 19:24:55] greekogod : what is the twitter handle for the coin etf? [2017-03-10 19:25:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 7 @ 1258.39 [2017-03-10 19:25:10] Rune : lol every time it moves 10$ ppl say insider trading [2017-03-10 19:25:13] shiroe : bitcorn just bought some corns. [2017-03-10 19:25:32] Sinterklaas : @everyone: IF approved what will it hit? just a number.. [2017-03-10 19:25:33] Sinterklaas : 1800 [2017-03-10 19:25:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5000 @ 1259.43 [2017-03-10 19:25:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 60 @ 1258.98 [2017-03-10 19:25:39] MaximGorokov : Why doesn't anyone do inter website arbitrage? [2017-03-10 19:25:50] jalapeno : 2017 is my guess [2017-03-10 19:25:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 5 @ 1285.23 [2017-03-10 19:25:59] -_- : lol swap [2017-03-10 19:26:00] Rune : MaximGorokov: they do [2017-03-10 19:26:03] MaximGorokov : REKT: Stop spamming [2017-03-10 19:26:05] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: are u serious [2017-03-10 19:26:08] -_- : save some contracts for me [2017-03-10 19:26:15] 10 : MaximGorokov: not profitable anymore [2017-03-10 19:26:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 810 @ 1262.11 [2017-03-10 19:26:34] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: What about? ? That's what everyone in the chinese sites do man [2017-03-10 19:26:46] MaximGorokov : They sit and arbitrage all day long [2017-03-10 19:26:51] QuinnTrades : market's fucking jumpy lol [2017-03-10 19:26:53] shiroe : Buys are increasing. 90 mins till decision. [2017-03-10 19:26:59] MaximGorokov : And Venezuela? They sit and mine BTC all day long [2017-03-10 19:27:00] Blemo : Sinterklaas: loool yaa i want to so bad, i live in canada tho so we got some bomb shit too [2017-03-10 19:27:10] Rune : shiroe: why do you say 90 mins? [2017-03-10 19:27:11] MaximGorokov : 90 mins? How do you think son, Shiroe? [2017-03-10 19:27:19] Tetsuo : Insiders exit pumpin [2017-03-10 19:27:23] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: yeah well its hard to do it manually now mostly bots [2017-03-10 19:27:47] Klerni : and its growing because... [2017-03-10 19:27:48] jalapeno : only with certain alts u can [2017-03-10 19:27:50] Rune : bots ruined short term trading [2017-03-10 19:27:50] Sinterklaas : Blemo: hahah, here its legal so nobody/not many smokes.. ;) same in canada i guess [2017-03-10 19:27:56] shiroe : MaximGorokov: it is currently 3:27 asia time. so i guess its 3:27pm in US time. [2017-03-10 19:27:57] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 19:28:01] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (15 mins) $576K (49.56%) | $1388K (-3.23%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:28:07] shiroe : MaximGorokov: before 5pm? :D [2017-03-10 19:28:08] petertheil : thought so [2017-03-10 19:28:24] sleger : if you buy 1 btc on gemini now you get one free share of the ETF [2017-03-10 19:28:28] Blemo : Sinterklaas: yepp pretty much the same lol, i worked at an illegal diispensary theres tons of em everywhere [2017-03-10 19:28:40] ripcord : it's 2:28 NY time now [2017-03-10 19:28:42] Sinterklaas : ;) [2017-03-10 19:28:42] Sinterklaas : Blemo: sssst [2017-03-10 19:28:43] Blemo : anyone can work there too [2017-03-10 19:29:26] Tetsuo : Blemo: stop doin illegal Things bitcoiner [2017-03-10 19:29:28] -_- : silly bitfinex dumpers [2017-03-10 19:29:36] -_- : fomo longers closing now [2017-03-10 19:29:39] shiroe : China price is par with bitstamp. hooooooray [2017-03-10 19:29:43] Blemo : lol why do u think im doing thuis [2017-03-10 19:29:45] Blemo : this* [2017-03-10 19:29:49] imapotato : I don't get it [2017-03-10 19:29:49] imapotato : hodl? [2017-03-10 19:29:52] shiroe : -100. lol [2017-03-10 19:29:54] aabtc : omg bitcoin doing a triangle breakout aaaaaaahhhhhh yolo/panic close for ur life [2017-03-10 19:29:55] Blemo : Tetsuo: i just smoke now haha [2017-03-10 19:30:08] petertheil : /price [2017-03-10 19:30:09] Yuppie : what's going on in swap`No liqidity...? [2017-03-10 19:30:12] Tetsuo : Blemo: Police has been informed! Watch your back! [2017-03-10 19:30:13] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1257.61 (0.34%) Bitfinex : 1252.00 (-0.08%) The Woodchipper : 1259.00 (0.36%) itBit : 1265.28 (0.78%) Kraken : 1245.51 (-0.43%) GDAX : 1255.01 (-0.40%) SLQ : 6 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:30:21] -_- : Yuppie: bunch of FOMO in both directions [2017-03-10 19:30:23] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 6388 @ 1258.82 [2017-03-10 19:30:33] imapotato : lol. Price is about to (jump|drop) $400. You expect liquidity? [2017-03-10 19:30:36] Blemo : Tetsuo: top kek they dont care they already caught me and 14 of my co workers and let us all go [2017-03-10 19:30:55] petertheil : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:30:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 30.86 / 69.14 Daily : 50.42 / 49.58 Weekly : 52.86 / 47.14 Monthly : 50.59 / 49.41``` [2017-03-10 19:30:59] MaximGorokov : Blemo, you american? [2017-03-10 19:31:04] Blemo : MaximGorokov: canadia [2017-03-10 19:31:07] haxmb : lol who longed that on XBTUSD [2017-03-10 19:31:11] ross : sec off lunch yet? [2017-03-10 19:31:17] -_- : ross: should be [2017-03-10 19:31:19] Blemo : i shulda held [2017-03-10 19:31:20] haxmb : who gets liquidated at 1258 on a long [2017-03-10 19:31:21] Blemo : fak [2017-03-10 19:31:23] ross : haxmb: been long since 1200 [2017-03-10 19:31:25] -_- : announcement gotta be within 90 minutes [2017-03-10 19:31:26] shiroe : https://twitter.com/SEC_News/ [2017-03-10 19:31:27] MaximGorokov : Canadian PM seems cool [2017-03-10 19:31:30] Sinterklaas : ross: me too [2017-03-10 19:31:31] hmmmYea : haxmb: ballers [2017-03-10 19:31:38] haxmb : hmmmYea: pretty much [2017-03-10 19:31:50] haxmb : Sinterklaas: lol @ kaaskop in here [2017-03-10 19:31:57] zqooN : sorry guys it was March 2018 not 2017 [2017-03-10 19:31:57] Sinterklaas : haxmb: yo [2017-03-10 19:31:59] jalapeno : shiroe: lol the sec has 245k followers now [2017-03-10 19:32:04] ross : man coin up so much [2017-03-10 19:32:11] Sinterklaas : haxmb: amsterdam [2017-03-10 19:32:14] haxmb : (Y) [2017-03-10 19:32:14] jalapeno : wonder how many are hodlers [2017-03-10 19:32:20] imapotato : The fact that it's halfway through the last day almost guarantees approval. [2017-03-10 19:32:27] petertheil : 1 more hour [2017-03-10 19:32:28] haxmb : Sinterklaas: around there too [2017-03-10 19:32:38] shiroe : Winklevoss Bitcoin ETF Decision May Come After US Stock Market Close [2017-03-10 19:32:39] imapotato : If you're not long, you're lost [2017-03-10 19:32:40] longbydefault : what if there's nothing after one hour :( [2017-03-10 19:32:41] Sinterklaas : haxmb: lekker [2017-03-10 19:32:41] shiroe : how many hours? [2017-03-10 19:32:42] jalapeno : imapotato: how's that [2017-03-10 19:32:43] Winklevoss : imapotato: HOW? [2017-03-10 19:32:51] haxmb : longbydefault: short it all [2017-03-10 19:32:53] Sam : they are bACK [2017-03-10 19:32:58] -_- : man wtf is taking so long. i got my finger ready [2017-03-10 19:32:58] BTC-Noob : btc etf gotta be rejected since wekend is starting now. btc always dumps in weekend [2017-03-10 19:32:58] ross : ETF DISCLOSURE [2017-03-10 19:32:59] haxmb : everything you can find [2017-03-10 19:33:03] Sam : etf DISCLOSOR [2017-03-10 19:33:07] jalapeno : hope u enjoyed ur lunch biches [2017-03-10 19:33:09] etoque : LIVE [2017-03-10 19:33:11] jalapeno : give us the news already [2017-03-10 19:33:17] haxmb : lol ETF lol COIN lol [2017-03-10 19:33:19] imapotato : You know what would be nice? [2017-03-10 19:33:27] Winklevoss : imapotato: Or it could mean that SEC and insiders left as much time to build up hopium [2017-03-10 19:33:30] shiroe : Load up your caffeine! This is gonna be a long long night. [2017-03-10 19:33:31] imapotato : If they livestreamed the decision instead of dumping a legal document on some web page [2017-03-10 19:33:47] jalapeno : lets spam the sec meeting with btc questions again [2017-03-10 19:33:51] Tetsuo : imapotato: +1 [2017-03-10 19:33:58] Tetsuo : or set a fixed time [2017-03-10 19:33:59] Rune : jalapeno: lol pls dont [2017-03-10 19:33:59] aguia7 : shiroe: yes \XD [2017-03-10 19:34:00] mike23aa : link to live sec' [2017-03-10 19:34:01] mike23aa : ? [2017-03-10 19:34:07] Winklevoss : can you sell xbt to usd on here [2017-03-10 19:34:11] Winklevoss : mike23aa: no live sec [2017-03-10 19:34:14] Tetsuo : mike23aa: www.livesec.com [2017-03-10 19:34:27] Rune : mike23aa: the live conference has noting to do with bitcoin or the etf [2017-03-10 19:34:36] mike23aa : ok ty [2017-03-10 19:34:47] MaximGorokov : Tetsuo: :P Almost believed that it was a valid link [2017-03-10 19:35:00] imapotato : Can one of you livestream yourself watching for the decision please? [2017-03-10 19:35:03] imapotato : I need something to watch. [2017-03-10 19:35:07] haxmb : Rune: <--- this guy knows his shit [2017-03-10 19:35:13] Sinterklaas : imapotato: pornhub.com [2017-03-10 19:35:25] ross : bullstamp going up [2017-03-10 19:35:41] shiroe : "insider feels, press buy botton" [2017-03-10 19:35:43] ross : this bitched voice is hurting my ears [2017-03-10 19:36:02] imapotato : I would buy with bullstamp, but it's just stamp [2017-03-10 19:36:04] imapotato : nobody cares [2017-03-10 19:36:10] haxmb : so much hopium [2017-03-10 19:36:25] BTCBull : http://www.coindesk.com/winklevoss-bitcoin-etf-decision-may-come-us-stock-market-close/ [2017-03-10 19:36:50] shiroe : Sneaky chinese. They disabled margin trading when it's bull, and enable it when bear comes. lol [2017-03-10 19:37:03] imapotato : They aren't going to reject the ETF at the end of trading. [2017-03-10 19:37:13] imapotato : GBTC already trades, and the SEC isn't going to fuck over an actual fund. [2017-03-10 19:37:37] Yuppie : /price [2017-03-10 19:37:41] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1262.21 (0.37%) Bitfinex : 1259.90 (0.63%) The Woodchipper : 1257.99 (-0.08%) itBit : 1263.48 (-0.14%) Kraken : 1265.43 (1.60%) GDAX : 1272.00 (1.35%) SLQ : 7 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:37:46] -_- : nice buying on stamp [2017-03-10 19:37:50] imapotato : bitstamp is lit [2017-03-10 19:37:50] Spink_ : what about this live stream? https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm [2017-03-10 19:37:55] -_- : okc usd doesnt care about buying [2017-03-10 19:38:09] BTCBull : Spink_: That's a separate conference, it's not related [2017-03-10 19:38:10] daigo : yes yes yes [2017-03-10 19:38:17] haxmb : /rekt [2017-03-10 19:38:18] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 4 hours, 35 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 5 hours, 31 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 5 hours, 32 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` [2017-03-10 19:38:23] Spink_ : oh, tnx [2017-03-10 19:38:29] arslan75 : is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip [2017-03-10 19:38:31] haxmb : whats the last 10 short rektages? [2017-03-10 19:38:33] imapotato : Is this the most-watched SEC decision in history? [2017-03-10 19:38:41] darkghostyyy : the btcetf would definitely be released on their twitter right? [2017-03-10 19:38:42] GT : imapotato: lmao garenteed [2017-03-10 19:39:00] ross : stamp dumpping - finex pumping [2017-03-10 19:39:05] MaximGorokov : GBTC is trading at % premium to underlying wtc? [2017-03-10 19:39:13] MaximGorokov : 60% [2017-03-10 19:39:20] MaximGorokov : wtf?? [2017-03-10 19:39:31] BTCDJS : so many newboobies here today [2017-03-10 19:39:31] Yuppie : Stocks so dull these days compared to trading BTC :D [2017-03-10 19:39:37] ross : 2017 users [2017-03-10 19:39:46] Farzad : /listbans [2017-03-10 19:39:47] trollbot : ``` ["wurstgelee","jesus-christ-saves","sultan pepper","jolin"]``` [2017-03-10 19:39:50] RoftheN : so scary rigt [2017-03-10 19:39:51] imapotato : Half of me wants BTC to pump because fuck yeah. But half of me wants it to go back into a bear market so that I can keep accumulating... :S [2017-03-10 19:40:08] Tetsuo : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:40:09] BTCDJS : Farzad: nice feature [2017-03-10 19:40:11] -_- : wonder why bots on stamp and bitfinex trying to keep price down. let price go up?? sell higher?? [2017-03-10 19:40:22] Farzad : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:40:22] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8"]``` [2017-03-10 19:40:24] Farzad : :D [2017-03-10 19:40:25] -_- : maybe they dont want price to blow its load too soon [2017-03-10 19:40:34] Tetsuo : Farzad: what happened to my modstatus? [2017-03-10 19:40:37] Tetsuo : Farzad WTF [2017-03-10 19:40:38] jalapeno : the anticipation is so intense...cant take it [2017-03-10 19:40:45] BTCDJS : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:40:45] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8"]``` [2017-03-10 19:40:51] ross : can i be a mod [2017-03-10 19:40:58] BTCDJS : no [2017-03-10 19:40:59] Farzad : Tetsuo: I guess BTCDJS unmoded u [2017-03-10 19:41:02] hmmmYea : listbans.append("rapidtrades) [2017-03-10 19:41:03] ross : BTCDJS: why not [2017-03-10 19:41:07] Tetsuo : Farzad: what a bitch [2017-03-10 19:41:09] jalapeno : -_-: we have to wait for the chinese to wake up [2017-03-10 19:41:15] BTCDJS : Farzad: I did not @Tetsuo [2017-03-10 19:41:19] jalapeno : all pumps on deck [2017-03-10 19:41:22] Tetsuo : Farzad: k [2017-03-10 19:41:22] Yuppie : by the way in Sweden there is also a listed vehicle: https://xbtprovider.com/ [2017-03-10 19:41:33] ross : ask your btc questions now [2017-03-10 19:41:35] Farzad : BTCDJS: u want Tetsuo to be a mod ? [2017-03-10 19:41:48] imapotato : If I go get some seaweed snacks from the kitchen, the SEC will probably make the decision within that one minute [2017-03-10 19:41:49] jalapeno : poor sec guy [2017-03-10 19:41:55] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:41:56] BTCDJS : Farzad: how did he get unmod? [2017-03-10 19:41:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 45.88 / 54.12 Daily : 50.74 / 49.26 Weekly : 52.92 / 47.08 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38``` [2017-03-10 19:42:01] arslan75 : is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip [2017-03-10 19:42:10] mike23aa : no [2017-03-10 19:42:10] Farzad : BTCDJS: I dont remember ! lol [2017-03-10 19:42:12] mike23aa : they bann u now [2017-03-10 19:42:12] MrRGnome : Does all the bot stuff like who is a mod and testing the new features have to happen here? [2017-03-10 19:42:13] Tetsuo : plz mod me [2017-03-10 19:42:20] Tetsuo : i´m the only sane guy in here [2017-03-10 19:42:30] Farzad : /mod Tetsuo [2017-03-10 19:42:31] trollbot : ``` Tetsuo has been moded``` [2017-03-10 19:42:36] Tetsuo : THX <3 [2017-03-10 19:42:40] Farzad : np :) [2017-03-10 19:42:43] Farzad : /listmods [2017-03-10 19:42:46] trollbot : ``` ["Farzad","Farzad2","BTCDJS","j8","Tetsuo"]``` [2017-03-10 19:42:56] ross : /mod ross [2017-03-10 19:43:01] arslan75 : guys any one tell me is it allow to use 2 accounts at same ip [2017-03-10 19:43:02] ross : sad [2017-03-10 19:43:04] Farzad : ross: niceeeee [2017-03-10 19:43:11] stf28 : bitstamp 1270 [2017-03-10 19:43:11] Farzad : lol [2017-03-10 19:43:11] jalapeno : nice try [2017-03-10 19:43:12] GT : dude mod my ass like robocop! [2017-03-10 19:43:21] mike23aa : arslan75: ofc not! [2017-03-10 19:43:23] jalapeno : you cant fool a bot [2017-03-10 19:43:25] MrRGnome : arslan75: I think the rule is you can't use your own referral link [2017-03-10 19:43:43] jalapeno : /tothemoonplz [2017-03-10 19:43:59] arslan75 : yup both accounts don't have reffer each other [2017-03-10 19:44:00] Farzad : who is going to trade the news ? :D [2017-03-10 19:44:06] mike23aa : bitcoin can only go to the moon [2017-03-10 19:44:08] QuinnTrades : /price [2017-03-10 19:44:09] ross : Farzad: everyone here [2017-03-10 19:44:11] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.48 (0.26%) Bitfinex : 1255.60 (-0.34%) The Woodchipper : 1258.06 (0.01%) itBit : 1263.54 (0.00%) Kraken : 1264.00 (-0.11%) GDAX : 1272.50 (0.04%) SLQ : 6 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:44:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1557 @ 1276.05 [2017-03-10 19:44:20] jalapeno : Farzad: might buy some eth if theres a rejection [2017-03-10 19:44:24] imapotato : This SEC guy presenting is an amateur [2017-03-10 19:44:24] BTCDJS : Farzad: waiting for a dip [2017-03-10 19:44:26] imapotato : LAME [2017-03-10 19:44:26] BTC-Noob : the guy on the sec meeting now is starting to talk about etf's [2017-03-10 19:44:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1500 @ 1261.25 [2017-03-10 19:44:48] ross : CONFIRMED: the tech guy needs a new job [2017-03-10 19:44:50] imapotato : I could give this presentation better than him... [2017-03-10 19:44:51] Farzad : well, u cant wait for it to happen ! u should have your orders setup before it goes off. [2017-03-10 19:44:56] MaximGorokov : BTC-Noob: Where are you seeing it? [2017-03-10 19:45:01] Sinterklaas : ross: yup what an amateurs [2017-03-10 19:45:03] Sinterklaas : jezus [2017-03-10 19:45:06] BTC-Noob : MaximGorokov: https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm [2017-03-10 19:45:08] MrRGnome : It's like a bunch of people are watching animal planet, thinking it's the news, eagerly waiting to find out if the hurricane is coming their way. [2017-03-10 19:45:08] shiroe : It is live now! :D [2017-03-10 19:45:12] Dynamix : mar 31 gonna go low again :D [2017-03-10 19:45:15] Dynamix : 1240's testing ;) [2017-03-10 19:45:23] hmmmYea : /price [2017-03-10 19:45:27] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.00 (-0.04%) Bitfinex : 1257.80 (0.18%) The Woodchipper : 1257.35 (-0.06%) itBit : 1263.47 (-0.01%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1272.60 (0.01%) SLQ : 1 min, ``` [2017-03-10 19:45:41] Sam : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:45:43] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 44.66 / 55.34 Daily : 50.69 / 49.31 Weekly : 52.91 / 47.09 Monthly : 50.62 / 49.38``` [2017-03-10 19:45:47] jalapeno : sec guy is gonna be famous hes on all the btc blogs now [2017-03-10 19:45:49] petertheil : not so much about th etf as it is about bankrupting china MAGA [2017-03-10 19:45:53] BTCDJS : Farzad: rejection=dip to 900s acceptance= huge spike then retrace 50-80% [2017-03-10 19:46:04] BTCDJS : will buy either [2017-03-10 19:46:04] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 19:46:07] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (18 mins) $532K (-47.79%) | $724K (-7.62%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:46:08] Dynamix : df I actually sold the bottom df lol [2017-03-10 19:46:52] degen : jalapeno: huh? [2017-03-10 19:46:52] MrRGnome : Dynamix: buy back yet? [2017-03-10 19:46:54] BTC-Noob : this etf decision comes at a really weird moment, looking at the graph we should be expecting a large pump, since we have finalised the throwback to all time high set in 2013. But the odds of etf approval are weird# [2017-03-10 19:47:02] Dynamix : Im thinking of short lol [2017-03-10 19:47:06] Dynamix : might happen still [2017-03-10 19:47:17] jalapeno : degen: http://www.coindesk.com/sec-email-winklevoss-bitcoin-etf/ [2017-03-10 19:47:22] Dynamix : if 1260 resistance breaks then who knows [2017-03-10 19:47:28] jalapeno : hes on a lot of blogs now [2017-03-10 19:47:29] degen : i flipped a coin, so im long now [2017-03-10 19:47:30] imapotato : "an neck dotes" [2017-03-10 19:47:32] vgck : I'm 25x short hoping for a fakeout before approval [2017-03-10 19:47:42] QuinnTrades : ballsy [2017-03-10 19:47:48] Dynamix : /price [2017-03-10 19:47:51] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.02 (0.00%) Bitfinex : 1258.90 (0.09%) The Woodchipper : 1258.87 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.02 (0.28%) Kraken : 1264.00 (0.00%) GDAX : 1276.00 (0.27%) SLQ : 2 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:47:51] darkghostyyy : dont post old news man wtf [2017-03-10 19:47:57] Dynamix : vgck: me 2 ahah [2017-03-10 19:48:08] Gordex : degen: you da one [2017-03-10 19:48:11] jalapeno : you guys are all degens [2017-03-10 19:48:13] imapotato : This is the slowest slot machine EVER [2017-03-10 19:48:19] zqooN : lol [2017-03-10 19:48:20] BTC-Noob : in case of rejecting i am expecting a bottom of 888/915 [2017-03-10 19:48:28] Dynamix : 1220 maybe again depends though [2017-03-10 19:48:45] jalapeno : 800 im saying, but then bounce back up [2017-03-10 19:48:59] emcor : Can someone explain how the price at bitfinex swinged that much today, like it went from 1300 up to 1150 down? [2017-03-10 19:49:03] jalapeno : 1500 - 2000 if approved [2017-03-10 19:49:08] Dynamix : bitstamp [2017-03-10 19:49:10] Dynamix : going down boyzyz [2017-03-10 19:49:16] mike23aa : I've a friend working for the SEC [2017-03-10 19:49:17] ross : Dynamix: slightly [2017-03-10 19:49:22] petertheil : /price [2017-03-10 19:49:24] Dynamix : 1255 it was haha [2017-03-10 19:49:25] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1265.43 (0.03%) Bitfinex : 1259.00 (0.01%) The Woodchipper : 1260.41 (0.12%) itBit : 1267.30 (0.02%) Kraken : 1260.05 (-0.31%) GDAX : 1275.78 (-0.02%) SLQ : 1 min, ``` [2017-03-10 19:49:36] petertheil : Dynamix: shiller here [2017-03-10 19:49:42] vgck : emcor: bots derping [2017-03-10 19:49:56] Dynamix : petertheil: lol [2017-03-10 19:50:01] Rune : emcor: looked like someone bought up so fast and pushed price and someone with huge holding had a stop and the money holding the price up at 1300 was not able to hand such a huge dump [2017-03-10 19:50:13] QuinnTrades : anyone else listening to the summit? [2017-03-10 19:50:15] QuinnTrades : so awk [2017-03-10 19:50:19] petertheil : your shorts are gonna get liqd so fast [2017-03-10 19:50:23] MaximGorokov : I'm listening in [2017-03-10 19:50:24] Dynamix : we're gonna be chilling down hehe [2017-03-10 19:50:25] Sinterklaas : QuinnTrades: pff amateurs [2017-03-10 19:50:26] jalapeno : question is why are they waiting till after the markets are closed? seems like a bullish indicator to me [2017-03-10 19:50:29] MaximGorokov : Poor guy must be under pressure [2017-03-10 19:50:39] QuinnTrades : yeah [2017-03-10 19:50:40] longbydefault : why is it awkward [2017-03-10 19:50:48] GT : jalapeno: well either way it would be protectiong the market some [2017-03-10 19:50:51] emcor : Rune: yh makes sense, that it was a huge unexpected stop sell order [2017-03-10 19:50:53] QuinnTrades : he's super super nervous [2017-03-10 19:50:54] MaximGorokov : Speaker doesn't have good body language [2017-03-10 19:50:56] petertheil : MaximGorokov: he wouldnt be stuttering if there wasnt good news [2017-03-10 19:51:00] BTC-Noob : jalapeno: ma10 weeks bottom is 820 now which can be regarded as bottom, unless btc will shift from bull to bear [2017-03-10 19:51:31] MaximGorokov : But SEC guys aren't hired for communication skills I guess [2017-03-10 19:51:45] imapotato : Clearly not [2017-03-10 19:51:46] ross : MaximGorokov: nor getting the day right [2017-03-10 19:51:49] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Isn't that the policy for a lot of announcements? [2017-03-10 19:51:51] Sinterklaas : MaximGorokov: haha yes indeed as it shows [2017-03-10 19:52:01] mike23aa : speakers is haveing a bj under the desk [2017-03-10 19:52:03] jalapeno : BTC-Noob: ok fair enough i meant 800 ish. i dont trade btc just hodl [2017-03-10 19:52:04] Farzad : /wall [2017-03-10 19:52:05] Ahhere : Watching BBC news. They don't even know about the ETF wtf guise [2017-03-10 19:52:05] maximus_ : noob question: is it possible to have a larger position size than total in account? [2017-03-10 19:52:07] imapotato : Why is he even presenting this? He's just reading off a paper. [2017-03-10 19:52:08] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (6 mins) $701K (44.27%) | $1045K (31.82%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:52:13] imapotato : Just publish the paper and go home, guy. [2017-03-10 19:52:21] QuinnTrades : maximus_: yes [2017-03-10 19:52:30] maximus_ : ty [2017-03-10 19:52:34] Sinterklaas : imapotato: yup [2017-03-10 19:52:41] Rune : why are you people watching this stream it has noting to do with the bitcoin ETF [2017-03-10 19:52:41] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: yeah you're probably right. dont really see what markets it would affect though [2017-03-10 19:52:55] zy : If you can't afford to lose don't play. Otherwise just sit tight and wait [2017-03-10 19:53:23] ross : @jason [2017-03-10 19:53:42] MaximGorokov : Wow americans care about hearing impaired and so are putting subtitles for live speeches