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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-03-10 18:21:39] Actualiteit : BigJ: yes [2017-03-10 18:21:47] amaru : BigJ: wow second guys that list it [2017-03-10 18:21:47] maxrdlf95 : /rekt [2017-03-10 18:21:47] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 3 hours, 19 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 4 hours, 15 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 4 hours, 15 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` [2017-03-10 18:21:48] amaru : also bloomberg [2017-03-10 18:21:58] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment [2017-03-10 18:22:00] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 64.33 / 35.67 Daily : 50.36 / 49.64 Weekly : 52.98 / 47.02 Monthly : 50.59 / 49.41``` [2017-03-10 18:22:19] emcor : guys, it seems like i have to watch on this fu*king pricechart for next 4 hours just because SEC cant get their bud up and post that simple binary infof [2017-03-10 18:22:33] Blemo : does anyone here use coinigy? [2017-03-10 18:22:37] HoOo : how do i set a limit BUY order for a price above market? [2017-03-10 18:22:42] numero : I can hear my neighbours fucking through the paper thin walls right now [2017-03-10 18:22:51] numero : gogo bitcoin, get me out of there [2017-03-10 18:23:08] ross : numero: lol [2017-03-10 18:23:08] dorothy490 : lol [2017-03-10 18:23:12] etoque : hahahah [2017-03-10 18:23:27] Farzad : numero: where r u form ? :D [2017-03-10 18:23:27] emcor : how did i make 40%? [2017-03-10 18:23:31] ross : numero: maybe later youll hire a bunch of hookers and return the favour [2017-03-10 18:23:32] emcor : look your stupid comments [2017-03-10 18:23:34] emcor : its you [2017-03-10 18:23:36] emcor : you gave it to me [2017-03-10 18:23:38] elmorte : HoOo: it will get filled immediately [2017-03-10 18:23:38] BitMEX_John : HoOo: use a stop limit order [2017-03-10 18:24:27] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1010 @ 1246.11 [2017-03-10 18:24:28] HoOo : thank you, that was my assumption - and then the Stop and Limit could be the same price? [2017-03-10 18:24:47] BitMEX_John : HoOo: just note that on trigger if your limit price is not aggressive enough it may sit in the order book and not execute for a long time [2017-03-10 18:25:04] HoOo : ok thank you, so maybe make the limit quite a bit higher than the stop? [2017-03-10 18:25:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 500 @ 1252.53 [2017-03-10 18:25:33] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 4000 @ 1253.17 [2017-03-10 18:26:12] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 43614 @ 1245.37 [2017-03-10 18:26:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 500 @ 1244.00 [2017-03-10 18:26:42] elmorte : HoOo: so you want to buy if the price breaks upwards? [2017-03-10 18:26:43] BitMEX_John : HoOo: perhaps, another option is the market stop order but in times of a rush in price your order may be executed at a significantly higher price than your trigger, so limit stops are usually a more accurate trading option [2017-03-10 18:27:49] numero : now they're in the shower [2017-03-10 18:28:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 90 @ 1243.49 [2017-03-10 18:28:12] HoOo : elmorte - yes [2017-03-10 18:28:23] HoOo : like let's say that price was 1250, which it's not, and then i want to buy. [2017-03-10 18:28:29] Winklevoss : Farzad: Plus500 1:10 leverage buy order @1300 and stop short @1000 without exposure to the falling BTC in the wait time [2017-03-10 18:30:04] Farzad : Winklevoss: impossible [2017-03-10 18:30:18] Farzad : we are not magicians [2017-03-10 18:30:20] Farzad : lol [2017-03-10 18:30:33] ross : https://open.spotify.com/track/0WnyBL7bUPuzlrCTxpHNxs [2017-03-10 18:30:35] Winklevoss : Farzad: How so? [2017-03-10 18:30:38] ross : literally whats happening now [2017-03-10 18:31:08] Winklevoss : Decision to be made within the hr [2017-03-10 18:31:36] sleger : Official announcement : the approval has been delayed for an hour, we will announce it only in at 2.30pm EST [2017-03-10 18:31:37] Tetsuo : SOONISH [2017-03-10 18:31:48] moopoo : I thought we could expect a decision between 4 and 6pm? [2017-03-10 18:31:58] ross : sleger is trolling [2017-03-10 18:32:22] sleger : duh [2017-03-10 18:32:38] sleger : and I said "approval" [2017-03-10 18:32:40] sleger : not decision [2017-03-10 18:32:52] sleger : so it was pretty obvious [2017-03-10 18:32:52] GT : sleger: i see what you did there... [2017-03-10 18:32:55] mendax090 : sleger should be banned, everything he does is spam and annoy people [2017-03-10 18:32:56] ross : what about the rejection? [2017-03-10 18:32:59] sleger : for those that have half a brain [2017-03-10 18:33:10] sleger : mendax090: try harder [2017-03-10 18:33:18] GT : guys if not for rapid and sleger cmon, no fun [2017-03-10 18:33:42] 10 : link to the delay? [2017-03-10 18:33:47] Rick_Ribera : Realistically, the approval will happen at stock market close 4pm EST. I'm sure during market hours, the approval would cause a small sell off in the financial sector and the SEC wants to avoid volatility as much as possible [2017-03-10 18:33:47] puppet : Winklevoss: u long? [2017-03-10 18:33:48] Klerni : sleger [2017-03-10 18:33:50] MrRGnome : I like how any discussion of assholes isn't complete without rapid being interjected out of nowhere [2017-03-10 18:33:53] Klerni : show news source in SEC page [2017-03-10 18:33:58] Klerni : where we can read it [2017-03-10 18:34:33] Rick_Ribera : https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm [2017-03-10 18:34:36] Winklevoss : puppet: long and girthy [2017-03-10 18:35:03] -_- : I'm quickly driving home before etf decision [2017-03-10 18:35:14] -_- : 25 minutes to go till I'm home [2017-03-10 18:35:24] aeos : will u guys use swap or futures for this moves [2017-03-10 18:35:34] -_- : Swap [2017-03-10 18:35:47] Winklevoss : which one is more likely to be settled [2017-03-10 18:36:04] puppet : Winklevoss: I'm short and stringy, like a puppet [2017-03-10 18:36:13] Klerni : Rick, I was asking sleger about his news [2017-03-10 18:36:26] Rick_Ribera : Klerni: Oh, sorry [2017-03-10 18:36:31] puppet : or rapidtrades [2017-03-10 18:36:33] moopoo : Any one else expecting higher volatility in Alts after decision? [2017-03-10 18:36:43] thomaskikansha : 200K market sell @-_- [2017-03-10 18:38:30] Drbrule : Any of you f*gs wanna go touch yer dicks while the big boys stay and rake it in? If you've never traded before, good luck finding your shirt after you lose it [2017-03-10 18:38:40] Yuppie : anyone actually knows how to read the supposed statement? [2017-03-10 18:38:53] Yuppie : looks tome like lots of legal blahblah [2017-03-10 18:38:55] Tetsuo : Insiders Sellin @ GDAX https://tradeblock.com/markets/base/xbt-usd/5m/ [2017-03-10 18:39:00] Tetsuo : NOW [2017-03-10 18:39:02] elmorte : Drbrule: yes [2017-03-10 18:39:16] Sinterklaas : moopoo: yes [2017-03-10 18:39:23] Winklevoss : Tetsuo: Yes [2017-03-10 18:39:26] moopoo : :) [2017-03-10 18:39:31] Tetsuo : YES [2017-03-10 18:39:39] Drbrule : moopoo just poopoo [2017-03-10 18:39:43] Winklevoss : Tetsuo: How?: [2017-03-10 18:39:50] sleger : "Rick_Ribera: Realistically, the approval will happen at stock market close 4pm EST. I'm sure during market hours, the approval would cause a small sell off in the financial sector" <= most hilarious comment of the day [2017-03-10 18:39:53] Farzad : YES [2017-03-10 18:39:56] SEC-Official : hello everyone, I have an announcement to make. [2017-03-10 18:39:59] ross : I heard trump is selling bitcoin to get in before the aproval [2017-03-10 18:40:04] Yuppie : not sure one can even find it out fast enough...its not going to say "approved" in the headline probably [2017-03-10 18:40:12] hmmmYea : sleger: hahahahaha [2017-03-10 18:40:37] Winklevoss : Decided not to take a position on here [2017-03-10 18:40:42] Winklevoss : if it doesn't get approved [2017-03-10 18:40:51] Winklevoss : getting out will be a bitch [2017-03-10 18:40:53] imapotato : Hey guys I have a question [2017-03-10 18:41:27] Rick_Ribera : sleger: Where is the humor? [2017-03-10 18:41:29] KyllingLolsson : /sentiment [2017-03-10 18:41:31] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 66.30 / 33.70 Daily : 50.66 / 49.34 Weekly : 53.02 / 46.99 Monthly : 50.61 / 49.39``` [2017-03-10 18:41:38] elmorte : imapotato: good buddy. Hang on till tom? [2017-03-10 18:41:39] BTCDJS : https://twitter.com/AngeloBTC/status/840245526368931841 [2017-03-10 18:41:45] sleger : " Rick_Ribera: sleger: Where is the humor?" <= second best comment [2017-03-10 18:42:00] imapotato : Is the SEC going to approve the Bitcoin ETF? [2017-03-10 18:42:06] 10 : BTCDJS: Hey man, you ready? [2017-03-10 18:42:17] ross : anyone else see the 3k buy on Gemini [2017-03-10 18:42:57] BTCDJS : 10: I have no idea which way its going to go. So I will just buy a dip [2017-03-10 18:43:24] sleger : "Can you imagine the SEC posting a rejection near closing time on Friday? GBTC holders REKT so hard by Monday." <= good point [2017-03-10 18:43:43] Blemo : does anyone here trade on coinigy? [2017-03-10 18:43:55] BTCDJS : Blemo: yes [2017-03-10 18:44:05] BitMEX_Sam : Blemo: We like Coinigy, met their founders a few times [2017-03-10 18:44:16] Blemo : ok cool, i was just curious [2017-03-10 18:44:28] 10 : BTCDJS: Im hedged. Just waiting [2017-03-10 18:44:39] BTCDJS : Blemo: but you can place bitmex orders on coinigy yet [2017-03-10 18:44:55] BTCDJS : 10: Im holding ETH and BTC [2017-03-10 18:44:57] Blemo : yea i figured it was just good for alerts right now [2017-03-10 18:45:05] Winklevoss : ross: 3000BTC? [2017-03-10 18:45:05] BTCDJS : sure [2017-03-10 18:45:10] ross : Winklevoss: yes [2017-03-10 18:45:18] Rick_Ribera : sleger: I said after market closing, not near, and my theory is not unorthodox. Tons of earnings announcements come after market close to prevent market volatility. [2017-03-10 18:45:41] sleger : Rick_Ribera: dude, bitcoin is not going to put a dent in wall st banks market cap [2017-03-10 18:45:45] sleger : stop being so funny [2017-03-10 18:46:42] Winklevoss : Rick_Ribera: Except for the main markets that would experience volatility aren't standard hours. FX and crypto are either until 8 or 24/7? [2017-03-10 18:47:31] jesperf : Wouldn't it be really unprofessional to post any decision so late in the day? [2017-03-10 18:47:39] jesperf : Why not wait until Monday morning [2017-03-10 18:48:01] hmmmYea : omg stop. all of you [2017-03-10 18:48:03] zanza : BitMEX_Sam: Zerohedge isusing you guys as a source now :) http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-10/bitcoin-soars-above-1300-first-time-ahead-sec-decision [2017-03-10 18:48:24] BitMEX_Sam : We've made it [2017-03-10 18:48:25] Klerni : why late, in new york it is 1pm and whole USA is much larger [2017-03-10 18:48:42] Rick_Ribera : sleger: We'll see, COIN seems like alternative investment option against Banks. I'm assuming anyone with an interest in Bitcoin and own a sizable portfolio would trim their Bank holdings and move it into Bitcoin. [2017-03-10 18:49:09] jesperf : Klerni: I mean if time ticks on, soon it will be pretty late [2017-03-10 18:49:45] puppet : is ZH as bad for all markets as they are for bitcoin? [2017-03-10 18:50:20] moopoo : Approval odds now at 59% [2017-03-10 18:50:36] Klerni : sure [2017-03-10 18:50:49] Klerni : I'm sitting here for last 8 hours.. cool [2017-03-10 18:50:49] Rick_Ribera : https://www.sec.gov/comments/sr-batsbzx-2016-30/batsbzx201630.shtml#meetings [2017-03-10 18:50:50] Klerni : :) [2017-03-10 18:50:58] Rick_Ribera : Comment page just updated recently in the last hour [2017-03-10 18:51:14] hmmmYea : if you want to think about scale. today has been an absolutely vanilla day in gold. its been like watching paint dry. $27B of gold futures have traded so far. and the day isnt even done yet. [2017-03-10 18:52:19] longbydefault : are the SEC people coming back for the webcast after eating lunch? [2017-03-10 18:52:27] Winklevoss : webcast link? [2017-03-10 18:52:40] BTCBull : That webcast isn't related to the ETF [2017-03-10 18:52:42] longbydefault : this one [2017-03-10 18:52:43] longbydefault : https://www.sec.gov/video/live/2373689294677-evidence-summit-031017.htm [2017-03-10 18:52:44] mtourig3 : moopoo: with bids too [2017-03-10 18:52:44] Winklevoss : lunch should be over, SEC operates out of DC and it's 13:52 [2017-03-10 18:52:49] Winklevoss : that's unrelated [2017-03-10 18:53:01] Winklevoss : longbydefault: irrelevant [2017-03-10 18:53:14] jesperf : "Thursday, March 10, 2017" [2017-03-10 18:53:15] jesperf : FAIL [2017-03-10 18:53:28] ross : jesperf: they're men and women of numbers [2017-03-10 18:53:33] Derreck : Winklevoss: still more than 3 hours before the end of working day [2017-03-10 18:53:49] BigJ : He actually requested people stop asking about bitcoin by email. [2017-03-10 18:53:53] sleger : made it to zerohedge, nice ! [2017-03-10 18:54:03] jesperf : ross: numbers are hard, man/woman [2017-03-10 18:54:21] MrRGnome : fuck it's been a long day. I'm ready for a decision so the celebrations can begin. Either way this will be excellent movement. [2017-03-10 18:55:21] SEC-Official : hello everyone, I would like to make an announcement [2017-03-10 18:55:22] anonymous123421 : I wish we had a btc volatility futures contract [2017-03-10 18:55:42] longbydefault : SEC-Official: tnx for coming over [2017-03-10 18:55:44] maxrdlf95 : lol @SEC-Official [2017-03-10 18:56:08] longbydefault : next thing piwowar is coming into this channel [2017-03-10 18:56:11] hmmmYea : longbydefault: yea, bitmex should list a var swap [2017-03-10 18:56:14] SEC-Official : I like pineapple on pizza [2017-03-10 18:56:28] elmorte : SEC-Official: it's already priced in, thanks for coming [2017-03-10 18:56:42] elmorte : SEC-Official: you Lucifer! [2017-03-10 18:56:43] Klerni : we are missing Bill Gates [2017-03-10 18:56:49] Klerni : and Trump [2017-03-10 18:57:00] hmmmYea : BitMEX_Sam: can i request a perpetual variance swap? [2017-03-10 18:57:12] huminahhuminahuminah : so who the heck manipulated the markets this morning and made a ton of dough? [2017-03-10 18:58:01] Klerni : bank friends of SEC decisive [2017-03-10 18:58:07] SEC-Official : https://i.imgur.com/8Yzo2p7.png [2017-03-10 18:58:33] dorothy490 : nice ! [2017-03-10 18:58:48] Tetsuo : funny to see that the chinese market are the ones that stayed "normal" this time. Must be the 1st time in the last years [2017-03-10 18:58:55] maxrdlf95 : wao [2017-03-10 18:59:03] zanza : China doesn't have leverage trading now [2017-03-10 18:59:11] Tetsuo : zanza: so does Bitstamp [2017-03-10 18:59:12] SEC-official-off : Hello, it's come to my attn that I have been impersonated [2017-03-10 18:59:45] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 18:59:48] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (1 hour, 36 mins) $538K (-12.98%) | $857K (-27.31%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:00:16] SEC-official-off : I mean seriously guys, ETF? [2017-03-10 19:00:44] petertheil : /joke [2017-03-10 19:00:47] trollbot : ``` Tifu by walking in on my roommate masturbating He looked at me wide eyed and yelled "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MASTURBATING?!?"``` [2017-03-10 19:00:47] SEC-official-off : Heh heh. Too funny [2017-03-10 19:01:14] petertheil : lol [2017-03-10 19:01:35] mtourig3 : COIN could be at 68 soon [2017-03-10 19:01:44] mtourig3 : only 4 on ask at 59.63 [2017-03-10 19:01:46] SEC-Official : u wat m8 [2017-03-10 19:01:57] -_- : woot made it home before ETF decision [2017-03-10 19:02:05] MrRGnome : Less than 100 to 90 on COIN. Never seen so little resistance and so much support. [2017-03-10 19:02:24] MaximGorokov : Fucking horrible liquidity in COIN I say [2017-03-10 19:02:40] MaximGorokov : *FKing [2017-03-10 19:02:45] thomaskikansha : most ask pulled [2017-03-10 19:02:53] Tetsuo : Insiders removed their sell oders, yawn [2017-03-10 19:03:20] MaximGorokov : How can insiders do this [2017-03-10 19:03:26] amaru : lol coin at 59 [2017-03-10 19:03:31] MaximGorokov : SEC isn't that stupid to leak, right? [2017-03-10 19:03:33] finnagetdooped : can someone link finex's full orderbook? [2017-03-10 19:03:56] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:03:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 56.73 / 43.28 Daily : 50.54 / 49.46 Weekly : 52.99 / 47.01 Monthly : 50.61 / 49.39``` [2017-03-10 19:04:05] MaximGorokov : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:04:07] smokim87 : possible that spike to 1300 was an exit pump for some whale? [2017-03-10 19:04:09] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 57.22 / 42.78 Daily : 50.54 / 49.46 Weekly : 52.99 / 47.02 Monthly : 50.61 / 49.39``` [2017-03-10 19:04:26] MikeHunt : smokim87: could be a test of market control [2017-03-10 19:04:30] hmmmYea : smokim87: yea someone prolly bought a ton of bitcoin, so they sell a ton bitcoin [2017-03-10 19:04:37] jesperf : -_-: me too! I have pizza and nuts now. and my other nuts too [2017-03-10 19:04:40] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 19:04:44] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (4 mins) $522K (8.16%) | $927K (-3.13%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:04:57] huminahhuminahuminah : pretty sure whales were sniffing out stop / limits from fish [2017-03-10 19:05:03] MaximGorokov : Not possible, whale would lose a lot of money pumping it up to 1300 instead of slowly releasing it [2017-03-10 19:05:18] MikeHunt : MaximGorokov: depends what their intentions are [2017-03-10 19:05:20] MaximGorokov : So could be just testing limits [2017-03-10 19:05:21] smokim87 : MikeHunt: test pump before the real pump, I was thinking that too. [2017-03-10 19:05:22] BigJ : Or it was the fund purchase. [2017-03-10 19:05:43] MaximGorokov : BigJ: Hehe vvalid point [2017-03-10 19:05:44] huminahhuminahuminah : if you look at minute by minute breakdown, would only take 15m at 13:00 UTC to have done what they did [2017-03-10 19:05:49] MikeHunt : smokim87: if etf fails it also means all major shorts are ded so they can nose dive it [2017-03-10 19:06:06] GT : uh if fail, shorts would party [2017-03-10 19:06:13] MaximGorokov : huminahhuminahuminah: DIdn't get it [2017-03-10 19:06:45] MikeHunt : GT: yeh, but shorts just after that 1550 spike werent partying ;) [2017-03-10 19:07:00] shiroe : What now? Approve or not? lmfao [2017-03-10 19:07:09] GT : MikeHunt: no no they werent lol [2017-03-10 19:07:10] huminahhuminahuminah : @MaximGorokov Take a look and maybe may analysis was wrong, but minute by minute volume pumping up was in the hundreds of BTC and the dump was on 1.5k of BTC...not much. [2017-03-10 19:07:31] smokim87 : my guess their gonna delay it again [2017-03-10 19:07:36] MaximGorokov : Yeah that I agree, same feeling [2017-03-10 19:07:41] haxmb : smokim87: they cant [2017-03-10 19:07:42] BTCBull : smokim87: I didn't think they could [2017-03-10 19:07:49] bosko : A delay = short [2017-03-10 19:07:49] MaximGorokov : Twitter someone says SEC Promised it today only [2017-03-10 19:08:03] MaximGorokov : SOmeone inside SEC apparently said so [2017-03-10 19:08:07] huminahhuminahuminah : also think they'll reject it... [2017-03-10 19:08:14] haxmb : they can't delay any further, the SEC rules state that they can delay until 80 or 90 days after initial deadline [2017-03-10 19:08:21] haxmb : those extra days is 11th [2017-03-10 19:08:24] 10 : @COIN_ETF Twitter account was just suspended ahead of the SEC decision today. [2017-03-10 19:08:25] haxmb : ultimate deadline [2017-03-10 19:08:30] greekogod : who thinks it will approve? who all think [2017-03-10 19:08:39] haxmb : i do [2017-03-10 19:08:45] Rune : haxmb: no it ends on the 13th [2017-03-10 19:08:49] Tetsuo : "No SEC today it seems a common sight But people passing by don't know the reason why. How could they know just what this message means The end of all my hopes the end of all my dreams How could they know a palace there had been Behind the door where my love reigned as queen" [2017-03-10 19:08:50] MaximGorokov : greekogod: You can look at the COIN ETF to get a rough idea of the split [2017-03-10 19:08:52] BTCBull : 10: That was apparently a fake account [2017-03-10 19:09:06] jalapeno : BTCBull: hilarious [2017-03-10 19:09:10] smokim87 : huminahhuminahuminah: i think they will reject too but the back of my mind thinking it will get approved lol [2017-03-10 19:09:22] MaximGorokov : What's a valid reason for rejection [2017-03-10 19:09:22] haxmb : Rune: sure GL bro [2017-03-10 19:09:31] MaximGorokov : Any precedents? [2017-03-10 19:09:33] 10 : BTCBull: humm i hope so [2017-03-10 19:09:36] greekogod : @MaximGorokov where is it? [2017-03-10 19:09:44] BTC-Noob : it is just 2 o clock in the us, still 4hours of hope [2017-03-10 19:09:47] jalapeno : put your orders in my brothers, the COIN book is really thin [2017-03-10 19:09:49] bosko : valid reason for rejecting could be security, high profile hacks [2017-03-10 19:10:01] jalapeno : if u think it wont pass [2017-03-10 19:10:06] MaximGorokov : greekogod: What are you asking about? Twitter link? [2017-03-10 19:10:18] huminahhuminahuminah : market manipulation from 8 a.m. EST today :) [2017-03-10 19:10:32] greekogod : MaximGorokov: yeah [2017-03-10 19:10:46] jalapeno : huminahhuminahuminah: yep a lot of fish got rekt today [2017-03-10 19:11:01] jalapeno : thats why i didnt have any limit orders in [2017-03-10 19:11:08] jalapeno : knew they would do that [2017-03-10 19:11:21] BTC-Noob : basically todays trading range is approx 1150 - 1550. on futures. if the sec just looks at the trading range of today, they will reject bitcoin etf for life lol [2017-03-10 19:11:32] MaximGorokov : https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096 [2017-03-10 19:11:39] Sinterklaas : so orders get auto closed at 1000% profit? [2017-03-10 19:12:02] MaximGorokov : Sinterklaas: How do you get 1000% number? [2017-03-10 19:12:09] jalapeno : Sinterklaas: not sure never had that happen to me :( [2017-03-10 19:12:11] Sinterklaas : this afternoon [2017-03-10 19:12:16] smokim87 : Sinterklaas: no [2017-03-10 19:12:19] Sinterklaas : at the pump [2017-03-10 19:12:23] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 19:12:28] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (7 mins) $595K (0.11%) | $928K (14.11%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:12:32] MaximGorokov : Sinterklaas: DIdn't get you mate [2017-03-10 19:12:36] smokim87 : Sinterklaas: this spike took my 1000% lol but i had hit 1200% no close [2017-03-10 19:12:37] utilityguide : Yes they Aunty o close [2017-03-10 19:12:57] Winklevoss : https://twitter.com/search?q=ETF&src=typd [2017-03-10 19:13:00] utilityguide : i mean they auto close it when it hiked [2017-03-10 19:13:26] greekogod : MaximGorokov: thanks [2017-03-10 19:13:31] Sinterklaas : i had a long from 1188 [2017-03-10 19:13:35] MaximGorokov : Is this guy a legit source? https://twitter.com/RyanVlastelica/status/840217251223556096 [2017-03-10 19:13:37] Sinterklaas : at the pump it closed [2017-03-10 19:13:54] Apocalyptic : MaximGorokov: Coindesk tweeted the same [2017-03-10 19:13:55] -_- : MaximGorokov: looks legit [2017-03-10 19:14:04] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: fake account [2017-03-10 19:14:08] jalapeno : jk [2017-03-10 19:14:13] MaximGorokov : Oh you had it leveraged? And so it autocloses after reaching for 1000%? [2017-03-10 19:14:28] Sinterklaas : i guess so, [2017-03-10 19:14:28] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: Haha maybe not the time for jokes? :( [2017-03-10 19:14:31] smokim87 : MaximGorokov: it doesn't [2017-03-10 19:14:45] greekogod : what time would it be announced approximately? any guesses? [2017-03-10 19:14:45] QuinnTrades : /joke [2017-03-10 19:14:45] QuinnTrades : It 's always the time for jokes [2017-03-10 19:14:46] trollbot : ``` What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!``` [2017-03-10 19:15:00] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:01] trollbot : ``` Why is your nose in middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.``` [2017-03-10 19:15:09] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:10] MaximGorokov : Haha I guess there's always a time for a pun [2017-03-10 19:15:11] trollbot : ``` What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.``` [2017-03-10 19:15:11] smokim87 : MaximGorokov: i had a trade with 1200% when btc hit 1140 level and it never closed or adl [2017-03-10 19:15:20] jalapeno : @MaximGorokov yeah have you seen the trolls on r/btc? haha [2017-03-10 19:15:23] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:25] trollbot : ``` Why are people with foot fetishes always losers? They love the smell of defeat. ``` [2017-03-10 19:15:33] Sinterklaas : fucking strange then [2017-03-10 19:15:33] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:34] trollbot : ``` What is an english teacher's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird``` [2017-03-10 19:15:37] MaximGorokov : R/BTC is a cesspool sometimes though [2017-03-10 19:15:38] jalapeno : lmao [2017-03-10 19:15:42] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:43] trollbot : ``` I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks!" I said, "Don't mention it."``` [2017-03-10 19:15:53] BTC-Noob : /joke [2017-03-10 19:15:53] Sinterklaas : haha [2017-03-10 19:15:55] jalapeno : a troll bot that tells jokes? what more [2017-03-10 19:15:56] MaximGorokov : Man pretty good jokes actually! [2017-03-10 19:15:58] Blemo : reddit is a cesspool alot of the time [2017-03-10 19:15:58] trollbot : ``` When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company``` [2017-03-10 19:16:03] Blemo : lol [2017-03-10 19:16:05] BitMEX_Greg : BTC-Noob: Stop spamming the trollbox or I will ban you [2017-03-10 19:16:10] jalapeno : lmao who wrote these [2017-03-10 19:16:26] huminahhuminahuminah : I kind of like @BTC-Noob jokes... [2017-03-10 19:16:32] MaximGorokov : Bitcoins are awesome! :D [2017-03-10 19:16:38] lockhedge : greekogod: the highest probability would be between 17:00 and 18:00 EST after OTCQX (where GBTC is traded) closed [2017-03-10 19:16:41] huminahhuminahuminah : where's BitMex John? [2017-03-10 19:16:45] jalapeno : only the trollbot is allowed to make jokes in here [2017-03-10 19:16:55] BTC-Noob : sorry BitMEX_Greg: sorry [2017-03-10 19:16:57] jalapeno : cuz hes the best at it [2017-03-10 19:17:01] zqooN : tick tock [2017-03-10 19:17:06] BitMEX_John : huminahhuminahuminah: here :) [2017-03-10 19:17:06] Blemo : anyone here smokin on some dabs while they trade [2017-03-10 19:17:17] Blemo : ;) [2017-03-10 19:17:24] cryptoyolo : Blemo: just some kush [2017-03-10 19:17:26] BTC-Noob : BitMEX_Greg: do you think coin etf will be approved today? [2017-03-10 19:17:27] jalapeno : cant compete with the bots you manual traders on here should know that by now :p [2017-03-10 19:17:28] MrRGnome : gotta trade sober until etf decided [2017-03-10 19:17:33] huminahhuminahuminah : @BitMEX_John are you pulling a 96 hour shift? [2017-03-10 19:17:39] MaximGorokov : Anyone really thinks SEC would have let inside info leaK? [2017-03-10 19:17:40] BitMEX_Greg : BTC-Noob: No idea [2017-03-10 19:17:45] Blemo : kush is still good loool [2017-03-10 19:17:46] Winklevoss : https://twitter.com/search?q=ETF&src=typd [2017-03-10 19:17:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 30530 @ 1252.09 [2017-03-10 19:17:54] BitMEX_John : huminahhuminahuminah: wouldn't miss this moment for the world haha! [2017-03-10 19:17:55] MaximGorokov : I'm not an an American so don't really know about SECs policies [2017-03-10 19:18:26] Sinterklaas : Blemo: come to amsterdam we have the Kush [2017-03-10 19:18:28] jalapeno : americans dont either [2017-03-10 19:18:47] MaximGorokov : SEC has very ethical people, hopefully! [2017-03-10 19:18:52] shiroe : Where to see the sec site if approved? [2017-03-10 19:19:01] BTCBull : BitMEX_John: Are you guys seeing increased load on your servers? [2017-03-10 19:19:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 40000 @ 1253.47 [2017-03-10 19:19:03] mendax090 : https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm [2017-03-10 19:19:05] MaximGorokov : https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/batsbzx.htm [2017-03-10 19:19:16] MrRGnome : grats to bitmex for attracting this level of interest. 24h turnover is going to be insane [2017-03-10 19:19:32] shiroe : Thnxxx [2017-03-10 19:19:42] -_- : any minute now [2017-03-10 19:19:51] -_- : now to like 120 minutes [2017-03-10 19:19:55] BitMEX_John : BTCBull: yeah there's plenty of people logged in at the moment but our team has been preparing for this [2017-03-10 19:20:05] mtourig3 : about to pop [2017-03-10 19:20:10] jalapeno : stop posting those links make me think theres an update [2017-03-10 19:20:12] BTCBull : BitMEX_John: Thanks for everything you guys are doing [2017-03-10 19:20:17] imapotato : but did your team prepare for approval/denial [2017-03-10 19:20:26] sleger : GUYS, it's not there !!!! [2017-03-10 19:20:28] BitMEX_John : imapotato: yes [2017-03-10 19:20:37] imapotato : :+1: [2017-03-10 19:20:44] Rune : sleger: we know it is not there but that is where it will be updated [2017-03-10 19:20:45] BitMEX_John : BTCBull: :) [2017-03-10 19:20:54] jalapeno : COIN orders gonna get rekt a milisecond after the decision comes out [2017-03-10 19:20:56] sleger : Rune: i know im trolling [2017-03-10 19:21:08] MrRGnome : yep @jalapeno [2017-03-10 19:21:38] Rune : mod How do I disable the pop up telling me I was @ mentioned [2017-03-10 19:21:55] Rune : it goes exactly where the market close buttons are I dont like it [2017-03-10 19:21:58] MaximGorokov : Do you think any Hedge Funds are having any stakes in BTC today guys? [2017-03-10 19:22:00] BitMEX_John : Rune: https://www.bitmex.com/app/preferences [2017-03-10 19:22:09] anonymous123421 : How does bitmex plan on settling the COIN contract before people pump or dump it right after the announcement? [2017-03-10 19:22:18] BitMEX_John : Rune: uncheck "chat mention" under site notifications [2017-03-10 19:22:26] GT : anonymous123421: what are you talking about? [2017-03-10 19:22:36] GT : it will settle itslef basically [2017-03-10 19:22:51] MaximGorokov : Haha @GT That's what I was wondering [2017-03-10 19:23:00] BitMEX_John : anonymous123421: the market will most likely take it to 100/0 before we can settle [2017-03-10 19:23:00] MaximGorokov : Isn't it autosettle, admin? [2017-03-10 19:23:13] shiroe : /price [2017-03-10 19:23:16] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1253.41 (0.77%) Bitfinex : 1253.00 (0.80%) The Woodchipper : 1254.45 (0.36%) itBit : 1255.44 (0.73%) Kraken : 1250.86 (0.20%) GDAX : 1260.00 (0.59%) SLQ : 1 hour, 6 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:23:23] imapotato : /chicken [2017-03-10 19:23:29] BitMEX_John : MaximGorokov: we will need to verify the decision before we settle and the market will move faster than that process [2017-03-10 19:23:41] jalapeno : /yesornoetf [2017-03-10 19:23:43] GT : augur is trying to do eth based maket prediction for all sorts, basically user controlled, will be sick if its works [2017-03-10 19:23:49] MaximGorokov : Fuck lot of arbitrage between these sites themselves [2017-03-10 19:23:58] imapotato : BitMEX_John: Would the XBTUSD contract blend in a BlendTec blender? [2017-03-10 19:23:58] Brazilian Goat : /rekt [2017-03-10 19:23:59] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 4 hours, 21 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 127542 @ 1262.93 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 5 hours, 17 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 200000 @ 0.00000477 ``` ``` 5 hours, 17 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 360386 @ 1279.35 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ``` [2017-03-10 19:24:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 25000 @ 1255.42 [2017-03-10 19:24:02] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey! [2017-03-10 19:24:13] jalapeno : GT: bitmex could rek augur if they add some more prediction markets [2017-03-10 19:24:22] Sinterklaas : check 1-2 [2017-03-10 19:24:23] jalapeno : like COIN [2017-03-10 19:24:28] Brazilian Goat : /joke [2017-03-10 19:24:29] XBT_IHCT : no news yet? [2017-03-10 19:24:30] trollbot : ``` What is the worst response to "I love you"? "I'm still pulling the plug Grandma"``` [2017-03-10 19:24:32] imapotato : Does augur actually work now? Been so long since I last heard of that. [2017-03-10 19:24:41] -_- : bitfinex [2017-03-10 19:24:49] jalapeno : imapotato: right? [2017-03-10 19:24:51] sleger : insider buying [2017-03-10 19:24:53] Rune : small moves [2017-03-10 19:24:55] greekogod : what is the twitter handle for the coin etf? [2017-03-10 19:25:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 7 @ 1258.39 [2017-03-10 19:25:10] Rune : lol every time it moves 10$ ppl say insider trading [2017-03-10 19:25:13] shiroe : bitcorn just bought some corns. [2017-03-10 19:25:32] Sinterklaas : @everyone: IF approved what will it hit? just a number.. [2017-03-10 19:25:33] Sinterklaas : 1800 [2017-03-10 19:25:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5000 @ 1259.43 [2017-03-10 19:25:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 60 @ 1258.98 [2017-03-10 19:25:39] MaximGorokov : Why doesn't anyone do inter website arbitrage? [2017-03-10 19:25:50] jalapeno : 2017 is my guess [2017-03-10 19:25:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 5 @ 1285.23 [2017-03-10 19:25:59] -_- : lol swap [2017-03-10 19:26:00] Rune : MaximGorokov: they do [2017-03-10 19:26:03] MaximGorokov : REKT: Stop spamming [2017-03-10 19:26:05] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: are u serious [2017-03-10 19:26:08] -_- : save some contracts for me [2017-03-10 19:26:15] 10 : MaximGorokov: not profitable anymore [2017-03-10 19:26:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 810 @ 1262.11 [2017-03-10 19:26:34] MaximGorokov : jalapeno: What about? ? That's what everyone in the chinese sites do man [2017-03-10 19:26:46] MaximGorokov : They sit and arbitrage all day long [2017-03-10 19:26:51] QuinnTrades : market's fucking jumpy lol [2017-03-10 19:26:53] shiroe : Buys are increasing. 90 mins till decision. [2017-03-10 19:26:59] MaximGorokov : And Venezuela? They sit and mine BTC all day long [2017-03-10 19:27:00] Blemo : Sinterklaas: loool yaa i want to so bad, i live in canada tho so we got some bomb shit too [2017-03-10 19:27:10] Rune : shiroe: why do you say 90 mins? [2017-03-10 19:27:11] MaximGorokov : 90 mins? How do you think son, Shiroe? [2017-03-10 19:27:19] Tetsuo : Insiders exit pumpin [2017-03-10 19:27:23] jalapeno : MaximGorokov: yeah well its hard to do it manually now mostly bots [2017-03-10 19:27:47] Klerni : and its growing because... [2017-03-10 19:27:48] jalapeno : only with certain alts u can [2017-03-10 19:27:50] Rune : bots ruined short term trading [2017-03-10 19:27:50] Sinterklaas : Blemo: hahah, here its legal so nobody/not many smokes.. ;) same in canada i guess [2017-03-10 19:27:56] shiroe : MaximGorokov: it is currently 3:27 asia time. so i guess its 3:27pm in US time. [2017-03-10 19:27:57] petertheil : /wall [2017-03-10 19:28:01] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (15 mins) $576K (49.56%) | $1388K (-3.23%) ``` [2017-03-10 19:28:07] shiroe : MaximGorokov: before 5pm? :D [2017-03-10 19:28:08] petertheil : thought so [2017-03-10 19:28:24] sleger : if you buy 1 btc on gemini now you get one free share of the ETF [2017-03-10 19:28:28] Blemo : Sinterklaas: yepp pretty much the same lol, i worked at an illegal diispensary theres tons of em everywhere [2017-03-10 19:28:40] ripcord : it's 2:28 NY time now [2017-03-10 19:28:42] Sinterklaas : ;) [2017-03-10 19:28:42] Sinterklaas : Blemo: sssst [2017-03-10 19:28:43] Blemo : anyone can work there too [2017-03-10 19:29:26] Tetsuo : Blemo: stop doin illegal Things bitcoiner [2017-03-10 19:29:28] -_- : silly bitfinex dumpers [2017-03-10 19:29:36] -_- : fomo longers closing now [2017-03-10 19:29:39] shiroe : China price is par with bitstamp. hooooooray [2017-03-10 19:29:43] Blemo : lol why do u think im doing thuis [2017-03-10 19:29:45] Blemo : this* [2017-03-10 19:29:49] imapotato : I don't get it [2017-03-10 19:29:49] imapotato : hodl? [2017-03-10 19:29:52] shiroe : -100. lol [2017-03-10 19:29:54] aabtc : omg bitcoin doing a triangle breakout aaaaaaahhhhhh yolo/panic close for ur life [2017-03-10 19:29:55] Blemo : Tetsuo: i just smoke now haha [2017-03-10 19:30:08] petertheil : /price [2017-03-10 19:30:09] Yuppie : what's going on in swap`No liqidity...? [2017-03-10 19:30:12] Tetsuo : Blemo: Police has been informed! Watch your back! [2017-03-10 19:30:13] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1257.61 (0.34%) Bitfinex : 1252.00 (-0.08%) The Woodchipper : 1259.00 (0.36%) itBit : 1265.28 (0.78%) Kraken : 1245.51 (-0.43%) GDAX : 1255.01 (-0.40%) SLQ : 6 mins``` [2017-03-10 19:30:21] -_- : Yuppie: bunch of FOMO in both directions [2017-03-10 19:30:23] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 6388 @ 1258.82 [2017-03-10 19:30:33] imapotato : lol. Price is about to (jump|drop) $400. You expect liquidity? [2017-03-10 19:30:36] Blemo : Tetsuo: top kek they dont care they already caught me and 14 of my co workers and let us all go [2017-03-10 19:30:55] petertheil : /sentiment [2017-03-10 19:30:58] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 30.86 / 69.14 Daily : 50.42 / 49.58 Weekly : 52.86 / 47.14 Monthly : 50.59 / 49.41``` [2017-03-10 19:30:59] MaximGorokov : Blemo, you american? [2017-03-10 19:31:04] Blemo : MaximGorokov: canadia [2017-03-10 19:31:07] haxmb : lol who longed that on XBTUSD [2017-03-10 19:31:11] ross : sec off lunch yet? [2017-03-10 19:31:17] -_- : ross: should be [2017-03-10 19:31:19] Blemo : i shulda held [2017-03-10 19:31:20] haxmb : who gets liquidated at 1258 on a long [2017-03-10 19:31:21] Blemo : fak [2017-03-10 19:31:23] ross : haxmb: been long since 1200 [2017-03-10 19:31:25] -_- : announcement gotta be within 90 minutes [2017-03-10 19:31:26] shiroe : https://twitter.com/SEC_News/ [2017-03-10 19:31:27] MaximGorokov : Canadian PM seems cool [2017-03-10 19:31:30] Sinterklaas : ross: me too [2017-03-10 19:31:31] hmmmYea : haxmb: ballers [2017-03-10 19:31:38] haxmb : hmmmYea: pretty much [2017-03-10 19:31:50] haxmb : Sinterklaas: lol @ kaaskop in here [2017-03-10 19:31:57] zqooN : sorry guys it was March 2018 not 2017 [2017-03-10 19:31:57] Sinterklaas : haxmb: yo [2017-03-10 19:31:59] jalapeno : shiroe: lol the sec has 245k followers now [2017-03-10 19:32:04] ross : man coin up so much [2017-03-10 19:32:11] Sinterklaas : haxmb: amsterdam [2017-03-10 19:32:14] haxmb : (Y) [2017-03-10 19:32:14] jalapeno : wonder how many are hodlers [2017-03-10 19:32:20] imapotato : The fact that it's halfway through the last day almost guarantees approval. [2017-03-10 19:32:27] petertheil : 1 more hour [2017-03-10 19:32:28] haxmb : Sinterklaas: around there too [2017-03-10 19:32:38] shiroe : Winklevoss Bitcoin ETF Decision May Come After US Stock Market Close [2017-03-10 19:32:39] imapotato : If you're not long, you're lost [2017-03-10 19:32:40] longbydefault : what if there's nothing after one hour :( [2017-03-10 19:32:41] Sinterklaas : haxmb: lekker [2017-03-10 19:32:41] shiroe : how many hours? [2017-03-10 19:32:42] jalapeno : imapotato: how's that [2017-03-10 19:32:43] Winklevoss : imapotato: HOW? [2017-03-10 19:32:51] haxmb : longbydefault: short it all [2017-03-10 19:32:53] Sam : they are bACK [2017-03-10 19:32:58] -_- : man wtf is taking so long. i got my finger ready [2017-03-10 19:32:58] BTC-Noob : btc etf gotta be rejected since wekend is starting now. btc always dumps in weekend