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[2017-03-09 20:40:01] rapidtrades : COIN sold aggro
[2017-03-09 20:40:56] yoyo123 : what happens to the future if the SEC pushes the decision to a later date?
[2017-03-09 20:40:58] yoyo123 : sam
[2017-03-09 20:41:09] yoyo123 : sam:
[2017-03-09 20:41:12] Apocalyptic : @yoyo123 nice market sell there
[2017-03-09 20:41:19] yoyo123 : :)
[2017-03-09 20:41:34] yoyo123 : want to bid for more?
[2017-03-09 20:41:38] Apocalyptic : nah
[2017-03-09 20:43:28] -_- : running out of time for ETF decision today
[2017-03-09 20:43:41] -_- : end of friday approval it seems
[2017-03-09 20:44:18] KyllingLolsson : /sentiment
[2017-03-09 20:44:21] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 46.92 / 53.08 Daily : 44.55 / 55.46 Weekly : 54.21 / 45.79 Monthly : 50.52 / 49.48```
[2017-03-09 20:47:01] rms : so is the BATS page slow cause a million people are autorefreshing it?
[2017-03-09 20:47:47] BitMEX_Greg : Ebit: You can open positions using a Stop order. Stop Loss just refers to a Stop order closing a position in case it moves the opposite direction to your position
[2017-03-09 20:48:59] KyllingLolsson : Is there something wierd with the calc? @BitMEX_Greg
[2017-03-09 20:49:26] BitMEX_Greg : KyllingLolsson: What calc
[2017-03-09 20:50:01] KyllingLolsson : When i change the leverage, it doesnt change the profit/loss by the same price movement, at xbth17
[2017-03-09 20:50:17] Tetsuo : 750k swap sell order
[2017-03-09 20:50:26] Tetsuo : bought
[2017-03-09 20:50:33] KyllingLolsson : BitMEX_Greg: it should be different, right?
[2017-03-09 20:50:34] jayesh : and eaten
[2017-03-09 20:50:44] DorianWhack-A-Moto : KyllingLolsson: contract size affects the profit/loss not leverage
[2017-03-09 20:51:01] cryptoyolo : wow...
[2017-03-09 20:51:02] DorianWhack-A-Moto : use leverage to get a bigger contract size
[2017-03-09 20:51:02] BitMEX_Greg : KyllingLolsson: The only change you will see is in your liquidation price and Return on Equity.
[2017-03-09 20:51:07] cryptoyolo : hopefully closing a long
[2017-03-09 20:51:09] haxmb : lol who was playing chicken on XBTUSD
[2017-03-09 20:51:26] KyllingLolsson : DorianWhack-A-Moto: but how come there is a greater liq price then
[2017-03-09 20:51:44] haxmb : KyllingLolsson: because you risk more margin
[2017-03-09 20:51:51] haxmb : to keep the position open
[2017-03-09 20:51:52] DorianWhack-A-Moto : KyllingLolsson: because more leverage greater risk
[2017-03-09 20:52:48] KyllingLolsson : Ahh, damn, i tought about this the wrong way. Fuck. @DorianWhack-A-Moto
[2017-03-09 20:53:01] BitNut : haxmb: not playing chicken, simply taking a position in the belief that it may fall heavily today befor stabalising for the decision.
[2017-03-09 20:53:21] KyllingLolsson : / sentiment
[2017-03-09 20:53:50] KyllingLolsson : /sentiment
[2017-03-09 20:53:53] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 43.15 / 56.85 Daily : 43.57 / 56.43 Weekly : 54.22 / 45.78 Monthly : 50.52 / 49.48```
[2017-03-09 20:54:04] Dockspector : Say I have 1BTC. Could i put in a stop buy and stop sell at different points to try and cash in on the movement after the ETF decision
[2017-03-09 20:55:20] BitNut : haxmb: I anticipate a dump today and then a yes decision from the SEC and then a rise to 1,450 by Tuesday, followed by a pullback to 1,200.
[2017-03-09 20:58:59] yoyo123 : BitNut: put your money where your mouth is and buy the COIN future
[2017-03-09 21:00:02] BitNut : yoyo123: I just sold 700k at 1196, my money is on the table
[2017-03-09 21:01:13] Tetsuo : not bad
[2017-03-09 21:02:05] Tetsuo : BitNut: @ which price do u plan to close it
[2017-03-09 21:02:49] BitNut : I think that it will test 1,144.
[2017-03-09 21:03:09] VitalikButerin : BTC to 1250, ETF will take it to 1500
[2017-03-09 21:03:53] BitNut : Do you think the Chinese traders will want to be long before the decision? I think not until they dump it first
[2017-03-09 21:04:48] yoyo123 : BitNut:got it so you're playing the dump before approval?
[2017-03-09 21:05:22] shiroe : /price
[2017-03-09 21:05:25] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1201.43 (0.26%) Bitfinex : 1201.10 (0.43%) The Woodchipper : 1200.00 (0.15%) itBit : 1201.37 (0.37%) Kraken : 1194.01 (-0.25%) GDAX : 1207.16 (0.52%) SLQ : 1 hour, 1 min, ```
[2017-03-09 21:06:35] BitNut : yoyo123: exactly, what is your position?
[2017-03-09 21:06:38] mark121 : Saw the 700k .. Scary that it was bought all at once
[2017-03-09 21:07:25] mark121 : If it was a short for u lol
[2017-03-09 21:07:27] BitNut : mark121: True, it was a single transaction in my trade history, 585.284 coins
[2017-03-09 21:08:15] Tetsuo : bold move
[2017-03-09 21:08:52] rapidtrades : cotton
[2017-03-09 21:08:53] yoyo123 : BitNut: i think the ETF will be denied
[2017-03-09 21:09:02] yoyo123 : i dont want to go short
[2017-03-09 21:09:08] rapidtrades : 100%
[2017-03-09 21:09:11] yoyo123 : bc im a hodler
[2017-03-09 21:09:24] rapidtrades : -100%
[2017-03-09 21:09:27] mark121 : Etc will almost surely be denied
[2017-03-09 21:09:28] yoyo123 : lol
[2017-03-09 21:09:33] mark121 : ETF
[2017-03-09 21:09:47] yoyo123 : i dont trade actively
[2017-03-09 21:09:56] mark121 : For once I'm not trolling .. this is truth
[2017-03-09 21:10:07] yoyo123 : but want to play the ETF getting denied, the future is the best way to play it
[2017-03-09 21:10:26] yoyo123 : but i guess its not bc liquidity is attrocious
[2017-03-09 21:10:28] utilityguide : It's a 70% approval rate in my opinion
[2017-03-09 21:10:33] mark121 : Lmao
[2017-03-09 21:10:38] rapidtrades : lol
[2017-03-09 21:10:45] yoyo123 : utilityguide: so buy it!
[2017-03-09 21:10:52] smokim87 : i think their going to delay the decision
[2017-03-09 21:10:55] yoyo123 : ill give you liquidity
[2017-03-09 21:11:04] yoyo123 : thats very possibly too @smokim87
[2017-03-09 21:11:05] utilityguide : Already did
[2017-03-09 21:11:23] mark121 : U do realize the same government will go to war over a country trying to start a new currency
[2017-03-09 21:11:30] yoyo123 : utilityguide: buy more, ill sell you lower than what you prolly paid
[2017-03-09 21:11:32] mark121 : 70% lol
[2017-03-09 21:11:57] yoyo123 : smokim87: what happens to the contract if they delay?
[2017-03-09 21:11:59] yoyo123 : its not clear
[2017-03-09 21:12:13] mark121 : They will extend the settlement to then
[2017-03-09 21:12:23] Ahhere : Extension will happen exactly
[2017-03-09 21:12:30] yoyo123 : ugh that sucks
[2017-03-09 21:12:45] yoyo123 : i dont want to hold this crappy contract with 0 liquidity
[2017-03-09 21:12:52] mark121 : What else cud they do lol
[2017-03-09 21:13:18] Ahhere : its own by fbi
[2017-03-09 21:13:22] yoyo123 : cancel all open positions?
[2017-03-09 21:13:39] yoyo123 : mark121: but ya extending makes more sense i guess
[2017-03-09 21:13:50] KyllingLolsson : Hey, anybody got a video of how to look att the depth of market on cryptowat.ch
[2017-03-09 21:14:16] cryptokeeper : bfx wall to 1210 reduced
[2017-03-09 21:14:24] KyllingLolsson : or there be other platforms that uses it but, wanna learn
[2017-03-09 21:14:34] cryptokeeper : get ready to take off
[2017-03-09 21:14:59] rapidtrades : CRUSH EM
[2017-03-09 21:15:05] rapidtrades : INTO THE FECKING GROUND
[2017-03-09 21:15:53] KyllingLolsson : /sentiment
[2017-03-09 21:15:56] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 43.01 / 56.99 Daily : 43.69 / 56.31 Weekly : 54.23 / 45.77 Monthly : 50.52 / 49.48```
[2017-03-09 21:16:10] -_- : 7777 @ okc spot
[2017-03-09 21:16:15] -_- : good luck numbers
[2017-03-09 21:16:50] cryptokeeper : yup
[2017-03-09 21:19:38] mark121 : I think it's safe to say the ETF rejection will likely be used (falsely of course as price really has little to do wirh it thus far) for a big old dump
[2017-03-09 21:20:05] yoyo123 : mark121: i mean isnt that obvious? lol
[2017-03-09 21:20:19] rapidtrades : well if they pass it off until friday we know it will be either approval or rejection, no withdrawal
[2017-03-09 21:20:29] yoyo123 : question is how low does it go and how fast it bounces back :)
[2017-03-09 21:20:29] rapidtrades : so major volatility
[2017-03-09 21:20:44] yoyo123 : rapidtrades: how so?
[2017-03-09 21:20:47] rapidtrades : rejection means other ETFs are dead in the water too
[2017-03-09 21:20:51] Apocalyptic : come on SEC, don't make us waste another day
[2017-03-09 21:21:04] yoyo123 : theres always GBTC
[2017-03-09 21:21:05] rapidtrades : it makes a statement
[2017-03-09 21:22:11] j8 : default approval is the least volatile outcome. withdrawal or rejection, whats the difference
[2017-03-09 21:22:58] Apocalyptic : j8: do you consider default approval as plausibly happening ?
[2017-03-09 21:23:00] mark121 : I asked a few buddies from various finance/market related companies .. and well apparently its a big joke to most of the industry
[2017-03-09 21:23:02] rapidtrades : i just old u j8
[2017-03-09 21:23:26] mark121 : And they agreed with my estimate of less than 4% chance
[2017-03-09 21:23:40] mark121 : Some saideas 0% : p
[2017-03-09 21:23:42] j8 : don't think there's any practical difference.
[2017-03-09 21:24:17] activemind : Do cancelled order attract fees
[2017-03-09 21:24:24] rapidtrades : comprender english h8ter?
[2017-03-09 21:24:29] mark121 : Not if they aren't executed
[2017-03-09 21:24:44] j8 : i can read but i disagree rapid
[2017-03-09 21:25:08] rapidtrades : don't worry about it
[2017-03-09 21:25:38] j8 : i'm saying any annoucement is more volatile than no announcement
[2017-03-09 21:25:43] mark121 : 1155ish
[2017-03-09 21:26:01] Rapid_Puppet : activemind: my fees are very attracted to your cancelled orders, I can tell you that for sure!
[2017-03-09 21:26:10] mark121 : On swap Inc
[2017-03-09 21:26:20] rapidtrades : no announcement never happened and it wont now
[2017-03-09 21:26:31] rapidtrades : its bulls dreams only
[2017-03-09 21:27:05] hmmmYea : rapidtrades: no announcement is a bull's dream.
[2017-03-09 21:27:06] Apocalyptic : it's the least likely outcome imo
[2017-03-09 21:28:49] cryptokeeper : speculators gonna speculate
[2017-03-09 21:28:50] OaktreeCapital : what's up pussies
[2017-03-09 21:29:13] degen : If the funding rate is positive, who gets paid? Longs or shorts?
[2017-03-09 21:29:41] cryptokeeper : shorts
[2017-03-09 21:29:44] cryptokeeper : its dick all though
[2017-03-09 21:29:45] degen : OaktreeCapital: heyyyyyyy <3
[2017-03-09 21:29:45] OaktreeCapital : WTF is going on with this ann. SEC needs to get its shit together
[2017-03-09 21:29:51] cryptokeeper : d ink
[2017-03-09 21:29:59] cryptokeeper : OaktreeCapital: Friday or Monday
[2017-03-09 21:30:02] Farzad2 : /rekt
[2017-03-09 21:30:02] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 3 hours, 49 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 160000 @ 1199.71 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 4 hours, 56 mins ago: Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 142359 @ 1214.07 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 7 hours, 55 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 232395 @ 1179.56 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-09 21:30:04] OaktreeCapital : yo degen
[2017-03-09 21:30:11] cryptokeeper : or no announcement and auto-approved
[2017-03-09 21:30:22] OaktreeCapital : the ann. needs to cum out tomorrow
[2017-03-09 21:30:35] OaktreeCapital : no auto-approve you idiot
[2017-03-09 21:30:46] OaktreeCapital : you guys are amateur pussies
[2017-03-09 21:30:52] cryptokeeper : hahaha
[2017-03-09 21:30:56] OaktreeCapital : be alpha. like me
[2017-03-09 21:30:56] cryptokeeper : we have a noob in the house
[2017-03-09 21:31:04] degen : <3 <3 <3
[2017-03-09 21:31:05] OaktreeCapital : homer
[2017-03-09 21:31:10] cryptokeeper : oaktreecapital doesnt know shit and just blabbing
[2017-03-09 21:31:13] OaktreeCapital : winning!
[2017-03-09 21:31:14] Farzad2 : /wall
[2017-03-09 21:31:18] trollbot : ``` ±$10 Bid|Ask liq : (1 hour, 22 mins) $1019K (8.43%) | $1977K (25.47%) ```
[2017-03-09 21:31:19] cryptokeeper : charlie sheen winning
[2017-03-09 21:31:27] OaktreeCapital : ^
[2017-03-09 21:31:43] OaktreeCapital : XMR going to moon, FYI
[2017-03-09 21:32:12] degen : Shitcoins, not even once
[2017-03-09 21:32:53] OaktreeCapital : you pussies are so boring
[2017-03-09 21:33:33] degen : K bye love u
[2017-03-09 21:33:49] QuinnTrades : Not the brightest cookie in the shed are ya?
[2017-03-09 21:35:16] cryptobull : sentiment
[2017-03-09 21:35:22] cryptobull : /sentiment
[2017-03-09 21:35:24] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 53.01 / 46.99 Daily : 44.21 / 55.79 Weekly : 54.03 / 45.97 Monthly : 50.51 / 49.49```
[2017-03-09 21:38:18] QuinnTrades : /price
[2017-03-09 21:38:22] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1199.03 (-0.20%) Bitfinex : 1199.40 (-0.14%) The Woodchipper : 1199.18 (-0.07%) itBit : 1201.29 (-0.01%) Kraken : 1193.34 (-0.06%) GDAX : 1208.30 (0.09%) SLQ : 32 mins```
[2017-03-09 21:44:31] BitNut : QuinnTrades: cookies are in the kitchen, tools are in the shed
[2017-03-09 21:44:52] QuinnTrades : and which one of them are bright?
[2017-03-09 21:51:10] rapidtrades : only 1h 40m to go
[2017-03-09 21:51:20] l3f : rapidtrades: before what?
[2017-03-09 21:51:26] rapidtrades : today's watch
[2017-03-09 21:51:32] QuinnTrades : the apocalypse
[2017-03-09 21:51:38] Apocalyptic : l3f: before we know it's gonna happen tomorroy
[2017-03-09 21:51:38] l3f : How do you know?
[2017-03-09 21:51:53] rapidtrades : previous posting times
[2017-03-09 21:52:58] l3f : rapidtrades: I thought they have one more day'
[2017-03-09 21:53:03] rapidtrades : cmon god 1 time
[2017-03-09 21:53:04] bitcoinfreedom : what are some of the previous posting times?
[2017-03-09 21:53:13] l3f : It's only Mar 9 in Sec Land
[2017-03-09 21:53:18] l3f : Don't they still have Mar 10?
[2017-03-09 21:53:31] rapidtrades : they have to go home bra
[2017-03-09 21:53:33] rapidtrades : BRA
[2017-03-09 21:53:40] bitcoinfreedom : 5 pm est?
[2017-03-09 21:54:07] bitcoinfreedom : I've talked to 2 different SEC employees. I spoke to one at a fairly late time.
[2017-03-09 21:54:46] rapidtrades : how did he taste?
[2017-03-09 21:56:02] bitcoinfreedom : ?
[2017-03-09 21:56:14] bitcoinfreedom : how did who taste?
[2017-03-09 21:57:33] MrRGnome : rapidtrades, you found someone whom your wit surpasses!
[2017-03-09 21:58:08] Ahhere : Lol
[2017-03-09 21:59:27] Ahhere : guise are you worried about your private keys since wikileaks vault 7 release
[2017-03-09 21:59:34] bitcoinfreedom : ah, ok, slow on the uptick
[2017-03-09 21:59:37] InvalidUser : nope
[2017-03-09 21:59:46] bitcoinfreedom : I'm probably the oldest person in the room
[2017-03-09 21:59:54] MrRGnome : I don't know, do you regularly throw your private keys around various networks? I don't.
[2017-03-09 22:00:13] Ahhere : bitcoinfreedom: no way you are over 23
[2017-03-09 22:00:28] bitcoinfreedom : 46
[2017-03-09 22:00:34] QuinnTrades : I personally send myself my private keys and passwords over email
[2017-03-09 22:00:47] Ahhere : MrRGnome: if u keep coins on exchanges you should worry
[2017-03-09 22:00:52] QuinnTrades : email's unhackable right
[2017-03-09 22:01:11] Ahhere : ^ only safe haven left
[2017-03-09 22:04:17] Ahhere : bitcoinfreedom: I'm 68.
[2017-03-09 22:05:11] Ahhere : Got into bitcoin after Nixon went off the gold standard in '71
[2017-03-09 22:05:19] -_- : this is soooo boring. SEC gonna announce decision when i'm driving i bet
[2017-03-09 22:05:49] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: im not worried about my private keys, they are securely stored on directory.io
[2017-03-09 22:07:07] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: yes but not everyone works in it security and can operate that level of tech
[2017-03-09 22:07:16] emcor : do you think exchanges are frontrunning their users?
[2017-03-09 22:07:20] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: did you check that site out?
[2017-03-09 22:07:33] emcor : e.g. if i see a user depositing 1mio$, wouldnt the exchange buy in advance?
[2017-03-09 22:07:52] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: no lol what is it.
[2017-03-09 22:08:07] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: a directory of "every" bitcoin private key
[2017-03-09 22:08:15] QuinnTrades : wut
[2017-03-09 22:08:25] DorianWhack-A-Moto : look at addresses some dumbdumbs have actually sent money there lol
[2017-03-09 22:08:35] QuinnTrades : ???? lol
[2017-03-09 22:09:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : it generates private keys on the fly so if you go to directory.io/1231311434 it will print all private keys for that range
[2017-03-09 22:09:54] Ahhere : Sounds better than trezor
[2017-03-09 22:10:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : of course there are more possible private keys than known atoms in the universe so i think its missing a few
[2017-03-09 22:10:33] QuinnTrades : known atoms??
[2017-03-09 22:10:43] QuinnTrades : I label all my atoms
[2017-03-09 22:10:48] DorianWhack-A-Moto : yes the atoms that have been accounted for
[2017-03-09 22:11:03] DorianWhack-A-Moto : that are marked with a blue pen tick
[2017-03-09 22:11:12] Ahhere : Where's atommy??
[2017-03-09 22:11:18] QuinnTrades : I hate it when I cant account for one of my atoms
[2017-03-09 22:11:24] QuinnTrades : can take a whle to find it again
[2017-03-09 22:11:43] DorianWhack-A-Moto : God knows every bitcoin private key. He gonna be so rich
[2017-03-09 22:12:19] BitNut : emcor: That's a good point, while it would not go there way all of the time it is a big start.
[2017-03-09 22:12:43] bitcoinfreedom : Ahhere: 68....wow that's awesome
[2017-03-09 22:13:06] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: you're 68? really?
[2017-03-09 22:13:09] Ahhere : Yep definitely 68
[2017-03-09 22:13:14] QuinnTrades : same actually
[2017-03-09 22:13:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: what was life like when things were black and white?
[2017-03-09 22:13:44] bitcoinfreedom : DorianWhack-A-Moto: I can recall that and I'm 46
[2017-03-09 22:13:56] Newsfeed : SEC Commissioners Approve COIN ETF - https://www.sec.gov/news/pressrelease/2017-63.html
[2017-03-09 22:14:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : bitcoinfreedom: I get born tomorrow. Right now i'm all up in dat puzzy
[2017-03-09 22:14:34] Ahhere : you know people think that was the hardest part but just the graininess of life was very tough. People take HD life for granted @DorianWhack-A-Moto
[2017-03-09 22:14:44] l3f : bitmex should add a rule like TV where if you post fake news you get banned :)
[2017-03-09 22:15:04] cryptobull : fake news is the funniest news! we need fake news
[2017-03-09 22:15:11] cryptobull : ETF approved!!!
[2017-03-09 22:15:13] QuinnTrades : damn straight, didn't have to worry about makeup and shit cos nobody could make out the fine features
[2017-03-09 22:15:22] Ahhere : without fake news people trust all news
[2017-03-09 22:15:39] Ahhere : QuinnTrades: IKR!!
[2017-03-09 22:15:57] Newsfeed : in all seriousness though, this will be the next press release URL
[2017-03-09 22:16:05] Newsfeed : for everyone on the auto-refresh train
[2017-03-09 22:17:27] QuinnTrades : what's the lowest price move you can make money off of on here?
[2017-03-09 22:17:34] QuinnTrades : 2?
[2017-03-09 22:18:21] Ahhere : 4
[2017-03-09 22:18:33] MrRGnome : Ahhere: don't be stupid, it's 3.
[2017-03-09 22:18:33] cryptobull : https://twitter.com/Crypto_God/status/839956795061854208
[2017-03-09 22:19:01] cryptoyolo : u cant be short now bull
[2017-03-09 22:19:01] cryptoyolo : u bull
[2017-03-09 22:19:30] cryptobull : bullish long term..
[2017-03-09 22:19:38] cryptobull : but got to play the waves
[2017-03-09 22:20:08] -_- : no ETF decision time for the sell off to begin
[2017-03-09 22:20:26] cryptoyolo : u think it wont retrace till 61.8?
[2017-03-09 22:20:34] -_- : short till SEC opens again
[2017-03-09 22:21:10] l3f : -_-: Good luck trying to cover
[2017-03-09 22:21:21] rejndjer : volume is so low these last few hours, i got some sleep, ready to take this down
[2017-03-09 22:24:31] DorianWhack-A-Moto : My dumb-dumb friend thats just got interested in bitcoin: "Man can I buy 1 bitcoin off you?" Me: Sure man. Him: "how much?" Me: "market price is like 1200USD and something i'll check but around that". Him: "wtf? can't you get it cheaper?" Me: "no, how cheap do you mean?" Him: "like a couple hundred?" Me: "lol nah bro". Him: "okay what about $500, max i'll pay" Me: "Nice knowing you mate".
[2017-03-09 22:24:57] l3f : DorianWhack-A-Moto: lel
[2017-03-09 22:25:25] DorianWhack-A-Moto : been telling ppl for years and now they want the btc action. they can all get fcuckd
[2017-03-09 22:25:31] QuinnTrades : haha
[2017-03-09 22:25:47] MrRGnome : DorianWhack-A-Moto: You should have made it clear he could buy $500 worth of bitcoin if he wanted, he doesn't need to buy 1 whole bitcoin
[2017-03-09 22:26:20] DorianWhack-A-Moto : I know him, he wants 1 whole bitcoin. Thinks i can somehow get it cheap because I'm leet.
[2017-03-09 22:26:49] MrRGnome : .... so are you leet?
[2017-03-09 22:26:52] Gordex : DorianWhack-A-Moto: lol
[2017-03-09 22:27:01] QuinnTrades : wow, this guys isnt even leet
[2017-03-09 22:27:15] MrRGnome : We don't know that for sure, someone ask him for cheap bitcoins
[2017-03-09 22:27:16] aron : Im new to this site
[2017-03-09 22:27:18] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i mean he thinks im leet. because i know about this magical crypto world
[2017-03-09 22:27:32] aron : can someone please tell me how to do it
[2017-03-09 22:27:36] DorianWhack-A-Moto : dude still uses internet explorer. easy to impress
[2017-03-09 22:27:48] jordanbitfort : anyone in this trollbox is 1337 as fuck compared to fiat-loving normies
[2017-03-09 22:27:48] QuinnTrades : is he also 68
[2017-03-09 22:27:53] MrRGnome : aron: https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradingOverview
[2017-03-09 22:28:10] Farzad2 : /guide
[2017-03-09 22:28:10] trollbot : ``` Dear newcomer Please watch this video to get started with BitMex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSh2bM3UP04 Also make sure to read the docs: https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradingOverview Remember to trade small with low leverage until you understand how things work, otherwise you will get liquidated (REKT) pretty soon :boom:```
[2017-03-09 22:28:35] DorianWhack-A-Moto : QuinnTrades: nah late 20's. no excuse
[2017-03-09 22:29:17] MikeHunt : my balance is 0.1337 as well lol
[2017-03-09 22:29:25] BarefootFlash : Farzad2: Nice add
[2017-03-09 22:29:26] smokim87 : /joke
[2017-03-09 22:29:27] trollbot : ``` If you're depressed, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed. It'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.```
[2017-03-09 22:29:36] smokim87 : thats old...
[2017-03-09 22:29:36] Farzad2 : BarefootFlash: ty
[2017-03-09 22:29:59] QuinnTrades : You're old
[2017-03-09 22:31:00] aron : I was told I can bet on the SEC results here
[2017-03-09 22:31:07] aron : is that true?
[2017-03-09 22:31:24] MrRGnome : aron: https://www.bitmex.com/app/trade/COIN_BH17
[2017-03-09 22:31:40] aron : ?
[2017-03-09 22:31:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : aron:https://www.bitmex.com/app/seriesGuide/COIN
[2017-03-09 22:31:51] DorianWhack-A-Moto : thats the guide that explains it
[2017-03-09 22:31:52] Farzad2 : aron: yes on COIN
[2017-03-09 22:32:02] aron : thanks
[2017-03-09 22:32:02] Farzad2 : /guide
[2017-03-09 22:32:03] trollbot : ``` Dear newcomer Please watch this video to get started with BitMex: ``` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSh2bM3UP04 ``` Also make sure to read the docs: ``` https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradingOverview ``` Remember to trade small with low leverage until you understand how things work, otherwise you will get liquidated (REKT) pretty soon :boom: ```
[2017-03-09 22:32:25] aron : how much will price increase if it happens?
[2017-03-09 22:32:38] aron : of the bitcoin
[2017-03-09 22:32:41] QuinnTrades : about $12.50
[2017-03-09 22:32:47] aron : thats low
[2017-03-09 22:32:50] aron : are u sure?
[2017-03-09 22:32:52] GT : tree 50
[2017-03-09 22:33:03] aron : redditors
[2017-03-09 22:33:06] MikeHunt : tree fiddy?
[2017-03-09 22:33:10] Farzad2 : OK. $13 just for u
[2017-03-09 22:33:23] aron : i was thinking it would double
[2017-03-09 22:33:27] aron : will it triple
[2017-03-09 22:33:35] MikeHunt : 10k
[2017-03-09 22:33:38] aron : nice
[2017-03-09 22:33:47] aron : tell me seriously
[2017-03-09 22:33:47] finnagetdooped : approx 1 billion yen
[2017-03-09 22:33:48] Farzad2 : aron: u think we are prophets or something ?
[2017-03-09 22:33:48] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: that is hilarious. Give me a bitcoin for 500 wink wink it's not real money.
[2017-03-09 22:34:05] aron : Farzad2 cant u speculate
[2017-03-09 22:34:33] Ahhere : aron: it will triple that's been confirmed multiple times obviously.
[2017-03-09 22:34:49] aron : how do u know? where has it been confirmed?
[2017-03-09 22:35:05] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: lol i know right. some ppl have no idea. like all the markets have a price, but no i must know a way to get it super cheap for him.
[2017-03-09 22:35:06] Newsfeed : ur momma
[2017-03-09 22:35:07] Ahhere : `CONFIRMED`
[2017-03-09 22:35:09] Farzad2 : aron: they are screwing with u. no one knows.
[2017-03-09 22:35:27] Ahhere : I just literally confirmed it @Farzad2
[2017-03-09 22:35:40] Farzad2 : heck, it may even fall ! lol
[2017-03-09 22:35:50] GT : actually aron we already have the answer
[2017-03-09 22:36:01] GT : if you can figure the % chance of ETF passing
[2017-03-09 22:36:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: and if i go ahead and sell him $500 worth, he'll think i've somehow ripped him off. not worth dealing with ppl like that.
[2017-03-09 22:36:24] aron : I was thinking of buying 1000 GBP worth of bitcoins (hoping SEC comes through) and at the same bet on SEC not coming through in the COIN thing
[2017-03-09 22:36:26] GT : then you can back calc the expected value since Dow Theoiry
[2017-03-09 22:36:37] ross : Where's best place for etf news?
[2017-03-09 22:36:43] aron : GT its 50% thats what forbes says
[2017-03-09 22:37:03] Farzad2 : aron: buy COIN_BH17, if it is accepted, your money will be doubled. if rejected, you will lose all of your money.
[2017-03-09 22:37:06] GT : yeah but all binary who knows is 50/50
[2017-03-09 22:37:21] Ahhere : Same cnut will be pissed off at you when they hit 10k. @DorianWhack-A-Moto
[2017-03-09 22:37:22] DorianWhack-A-Moto : dumb-dumbs are never interested in the coin itself only the price and max profit
[2017-03-09 22:37:29] GT : but if true then look for 1300-1500
[2017-03-09 22:38:13] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: i remember him telling him back when it was like $200 and of course it was a ponzi scheme he wasn't interested in it
[2017-03-09 22:38:32] DorianWhack-A-Moto : or maybe it was $500 back then? can't remember
[2017-03-09 22:38:54] aandy : /sentiment
[2017-03-09 22:38:56] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 72.50 / 27.50 Daily : 44.06 / 55.94 Weekly : 54.10 / 45.90 Monthly : 50.54 / 49.46```
[2017-03-09 22:39:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: i actually gave a friend like 0.10 for free in early days, of course that dumb-dumb lost his wallet/private keys
[2017-03-09 22:40:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : why am i friends with so many dumb-dumbs?
[2017-03-09 22:40:49] Ahhere : Most ppl are dum dums.
[2017-03-09 22:40:55] Ahhere : Not us obviously
[2017-03-09 22:40:59] QuinnTrades : fuckin normies
[2017-03-09 22:41:00] BitNut : trollbot: I am struggling to understand the interest payable structure. Kindly advise what % would be charged or received on a year long position?
[2017-03-09 22:41:04] Apocalyptic : 17:40 EST, time to pack it guys
[2017-03-09 22:41:56] Ahhere : Sec at 17:41 **"surprise motherfackers APPROVED"**
[2017-03-09 22:42:37] Ahhere : Man this cliff high guy talks some shit
[2017-03-09 22:42:52] bitcoinfreedom : what is the latest time they will release info.?
[2017-03-09 22:42:56] aron : im trying to short btc
[2017-03-09 22:43:07] aron : but its not letting me
[2017-03-09 22:43:12] l3f : Bitcoin go home
[2017-03-09 22:43:15] bitcoinfreedom : I scanned through past releases, but they didn't contain times.
[2017-03-09 22:43:17] l3f : You're drunk
[2017-03-09 22:43:27] aron : the green and red button are not highlighted
[2017-03-09 22:43:30] DorianWhack-A-Moto : SEC have approved after 6pm before so still tiny chance today...maybe...just a little bit
[2017-03-09 22:43:30] shiroe : the slingshot before the moon :D
[2017-03-09 22:43:57] Ahhere : Did you email your passport and a scan of your undercarriage? @aron
[2017-03-09 22:44:07] DorianWhack-A-Moto : bitcoinfreedom: i saw someone had a list of all decisions somewhere, think it was on reddit.com/r/bitcoinmarkets
[2017-03-09 22:44:08] aron : yes
[2017-03-09 22:44:08] smokim87 : bitcoinfreedom: https://www.sec.gov/rss/rules/proposed.xml
[2017-03-09 22:44:28] bitcoinfreedom : thanks
[2017-03-09 22:45:25] aron : can some1 say why
[2017-03-09 22:45:30] bitcoinfreedom : 5:30
[2017-03-09 22:45:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : porn industry needs to do crypto-themed pornos. like 2 girls naked sending each other bits.
[2017-03-09 22:46:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : they climax at 3 confirmations
[2017-03-09 22:46:52] aeos : DorianWhack-A-Moto: lol wtf
[2017-03-09 22:47:07] DorianWhack-A-Moto : im running on no sleep. shits gettin weird
[2017-03-09 22:47:07] bitcoinfreedom : aeos: youngsters
[2017-03-09 22:47:24] bitcoinfreedom : DorianWhack-A-Moto: lol
[2017-03-09 22:47:45] QuinnTrades : DorianWhack-A-Moto: I only got up like 3 hours ago
[2017-03-09 22:47:49] bitcoinfreedom : probably call it a day based on the past release times
[2017-03-09 22:47:51] QuinnTrades : gonna be here all night bb
[2017-03-09 22:47:51] aron : nvm i was able to sell it
[2017-03-09 22:48:03] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: lol go to bed set alarms at 1280 and 1160 volume 11
[2017-03-09 22:48:11] DorianWhack-A-Moto : QuinnTrades: i've been micro-napping heaps, but ETF is running around in my mind
[2017-03-09 22:48:48] QuinnTrades : I usually do well for like 7 hours and then I lose all the progress
[2017-03-09 22:48:49] shiroe : always buy the dip? :D
[2017-03-09 22:48:53] QuinnTrades : has happened twice now
[2017-03-09 22:49:03] Ahhere : Do you have ETF tinnitus? @DorianWhack-A-Moto
[2017-03-09 22:49:17] Ahhere : Do you hear ETF chants when it's silent
[2017-03-09 22:49:28] shiroe : There are tons of small buyers, and a few big sellers. mmm majority wins?
[2017-03-09 22:49:35] bitcoinfreedom : most release days were on a Wednesday
[2017-03-09 22:49:42] Dynamix : Hmm
[2017-03-09 22:49:45] Dynamix : we are gonna go down
[2017-03-09 22:49:48] bitcoinfreedom : the only Friday happened to be a morning release
[2017-03-09 22:49:57] QuinnTrades : downtown
[2017-03-09 22:49:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: i need a doctor that specializes in crypto related conditions
[2017-03-09 22:50:06] DorianWhack-A-Moto : and he has to accept btc
[2017-03-09 22:50:10] DorianWhack-A-Moto : or she
[2017-03-09 22:50:20] DorianWhack-A-Moto : actually preferably she
[2017-03-09 22:50:27] QuinnTrades : did you just assume your doctor's gender?
[2017-03-09 22:50:27] DorianWhack-A-Moto : new porno idea?
[2017-03-09 22:50:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : QuinnTrades: i did and im sorry. dont protest me
[2017-03-09 22:51:46] Ahhere : My name is Shitoshi Makapoopoo and I approve this ETF. GOODNIGHT
[2017-03-09 22:53:42] DorianWhack-A-Moto : wait...what? Shitoshi approves? buy buy buy
[2017-03-09 22:53:50] rapidtrades : lol @ the tool pumping COIN
[2017-03-09 22:53:54] QuinnTrades : BUY BUY BUY
[2017-03-09 22:54:04] QuinnTrades : never gona be this low again etc etc
[2017-03-09 22:54:09] prospecta : haha I know right buying coin is giving your money way
[2017-03-09 22:54:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades: he's getting it higher so your short will profit more, you should thank him
[2017-03-09 22:54:38] rapidtrades : already in, so f him
[2017-03-09 22:54:57] QuinnTrades : what did you get in at?
[2017-03-09 22:55:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2000 @ 1192.03
[2017-03-09 22:55:09] rapidtrades : 50s
[2017-03-09 22:55:12] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 900 @ 1191.67
[2017-03-09 22:55:12] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 90 @ 1191.66
[2017-03-09 22:55:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10 @ 1191.08
[2017-03-09 22:55:17] QuinnTrades : cool
[2017-03-09 22:55:48] QuinnTrades : rip longs
[2017-03-09 22:56:02] DorianWhack-A-Moto : wonder what OKC settlement will do today. last week was pump so this week will...
[2017-03-09 22:56:22] -_- : get your shorts in
[2017-03-09 22:56:24] rapidtrades : DUMP
[2017-03-09 22:56:26] rapidtrades : DUMP DUMP DUMP
[2017-03-09 22:56:26] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2000 @ 1187.94
[2017-03-09 22:56:26] REKT : HODL HODL HODL!
[2017-03-09 22:56:35] -_- : stamp dumpin
[2017-03-09 22:56:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 45 @ 1187.37
[2017-03-09 22:56:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 500 @ 1187.36
[2017-03-09 22:56:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1000 @ 1187.24
[2017-03-09 22:56:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 500 @ 1187.37
[2017-03-09 22:56:49] rapidtrades : STAMP KNOWS SMTH?
[2017-03-09 22:56:53] rapidtrades : INSIDERS SELING?
[2017-03-09 22:56:58] Sultan Pepper : Logged in at the rigjt time i see. WEEEEEE
[2017-03-09 22:57:59] jigsaw : short is the way forward!
[2017-03-09 22:58:12] QuinnTrades : All the way down to 900
[2017-03-09 22:58:13] QuinnTrades : right
[2017-03-09 22:58:15] QuinnTrades : right
[2017-03-09 22:58:25] rapidtrades : 880
[2017-03-09 22:58:33] DorianWhack-A-Moto : guess i can tell my dumb-dumb friend I CAN get it cheaper now
[2017-03-09 22:58:37] jigsaw : love the void sensation
[2017-03-09 22:58:40] ripcord : buy all the dips
[2017-03-09 23:01:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 14 @ 1200.03
[2017-03-09 23:01:14] rejndjer : waiting whole day for this dump, finally
[2017-03-09 23:01:26] rejndjer : cant wait for tomorrow
[2017-03-09 23:01:29] rejndjer : and that sweet dip to 1000
[2017-03-09 23:01:34] rejndjer : then things start getting kinky
[2017-03-09 23:01:37] jigsaw : uh yeah
[2017-03-09 23:01:48] QuinnTrades : Yeah wtf is this weekend gonna do
[2017-03-09 23:01:50] zanza : Silver is getting rammed
[2017-03-09 23:04:13] shiroe : looks like its gonna dip. wtf haha
[2017-03-09 23:06:51] rejndjer : yeah gonna dip to 800
[2017-03-09 23:06:55] rejndjer : buy now
[2017-03-09 23:07:18] QuinnTrades : if it was gonna dip to 800... wouldnt you wanna sell now
[2017-03-09 23:09:33] prospecta : COIN to the floor!!!
[2017-03-09 23:12:01] GT : god how often do you guys accidently click on H17 and shit when youre trading on swap? lol
[2017-03-09 23:13:02] rejndjer : /sentiment
[2017-03-09 23:13:04] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 73.79 / 26.21 Daily : 44.58 / 55.42 Weekly : 54.17 / 45.83 Monthly : 50.58 / 49.42```
[2017-03-09 23:15:47] shiroe : the bear wins!
[2017-03-09 23:16:12] rejndjer : wow i just realized i have ut2k4 installed on my PC, oh yeah
[2017-03-09 23:17:17] DorianWhack-A-Moto : GT: all the time. the worst is thinking swap is pumping and then you realize you're on march lol
[2017-03-09 23:17:38] DorianWhack-A-Moto : plus 1000 tabs open and no sleep.
[2017-03-09 23:17:55] GT : DorianWhack-A-Moto: man do i rep that
[2017-03-09 23:18:17] DorianWhack-A-Moto : its user error
[2017-03-09 23:18:35] GT : guys im out, gonna sleep till the early AM, may your shorts kick the midget in the knee, and your longs live like Kong!
[2017-03-09 23:18:49] QuinnTrades : tyty nn
[2017-03-09 23:20:21] Farzad2 : /rekt
[2017-03-09 23:20:21] trollbot : ``` 3 recent REKTs > 100K: ``` ``` 5 hours, 39 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 160000 @ 1199.71 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 6 hours, 46 mins ago: Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 142359 @ 1214.07 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: ``` ``` 9 hours, 45 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 232395 @ 1179.56 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: ```
[2017-03-09 23:20:39] Farzad2 : FUCK SEC
[2017-03-09 23:20:56] Farzad2 : Announce it already
[2017-03-09 23:21:09] rapidtrades : FU SEC
[2017-03-09 23:21:21] rapidtrades : just a sec
[2017-03-09 23:21:26] rapidtrades : NOPE
[2017-03-09 23:21:57] rapidtrades : hope piwowar gets a hearth attack
[2017-03-09 23:22:16] rapidtrades : fat lazy pos
[2017-03-09 23:23:29] Rado : the announcement will be on Monday
[2017-03-09 23:23:46] Rado : so the insider leaks can put their bets on the weekend
[2017-03-09 23:26:07] rms : yeah i'm thinking monday
[2017-03-09 23:26:08] rejndjer : why cant i rek bots here like in ut2k3:(
[2017-03-09 23:26:23] rms : and the market will go crazy if nothing happens by 9AM new york time
[2017-03-09 23:26:28] rms : but announcement could happen at 7:30
[2017-03-09 23:26:43] BitNut : can anybody tell me what the average daily interest is?
[2017-03-09 23:26:48] rms : worst case for everyone is no announcement at 9AM and then rejection or withdrawal at noon
[2017-03-09 23:27:31] freundschaft : what is the latest time announcements can happen on monday?
[2017-03-09 23:27:48] sleger : 23:59
[2017-03-09 23:28:09] sleger : but most likely before 5pm EST
[2017-03-09 23:28:15] freundschaft : got it
[2017-03-09 23:28:22] freundschaft : I subscribed for SEC press releases
[2017-03-09 23:28:25] rms : yeah if it isn't by 5PM something is messed up
[2017-03-09 23:28:36] sleger : did bitmex clarify what happens to COIN if we have nothing by monday
[2017-03-09 23:28:55] rms : no
[2017-03-09 23:29:06] rms : they don't like acknowledging that their contract is poorly written
[2017-03-09 23:29:07] lockhedge : https://blog.bitmex.com/site_announcement/notice-regarding-coin-prediction-futures/
[2017-03-09 23:29:10] j8 : it's always been default acceptance
[2017-03-09 23:29:29] rms : well, yeah, if it's default acceptance "yes" wins
[2017-03-09 23:29:41] rms : if there is an unprecedented and illegal formal delay, the contract is poorly defined
[2017-03-09 23:29:45] j8 : hearing nothing = default acceptance
[2017-03-09 23:29:51] rms : and i don't see what they could do besides refund everyone
[2017-03-09 23:29:58] sleger : j8: what if they say, we changed the rule, we'll decide in a month
[2017-03-09 23:30:00] rms : at the price they paid
[2017-03-09 23:30:21] rms : the contract doesn't define that case, bitmex gets sort of fucked, and all of the contract holders will be pissed off no matter what
[2017-03-09 23:30:33] rms : my guess is refund everyone
[2017-03-09 23:30:39] sleger : thats why you formulate a contract in a smart way
[2017-03-09 23:30:41] sleger : such as :
[2017-03-09 23:30:43] j8 : yeah then they'd have to do something, that's supposedly not possible but i dunno
[2017-03-09 23:30:54] sleger : "if etf is approved by date X then 100 else 0"
[2017-03-09 23:31:10] MrRGnome : They did do exactly that @sleger
[2017-03-09 23:31:17] sleger : MrRGnome: they did ?
[2017-03-09 23:31:27] sleger : i thought that was unclear
[2017-03-09 23:31:41] sleger : COIN will settle at 0 if the SEC does not approve the proposed rule change. COIN will settle at 100 if the SEC approves the proposed rule change.
[2017-03-09 23:31:45] sleger : THAT is not clear
[2017-03-09 23:31:54] j8 : Note: this includes the scenario in which the SEC does not disapprove the rule change by March 11, as this implies an automatic approval
[2017-03-09 23:31:59] sleger : MrRGnome: so no they didnt
[2017-03-09 23:32:02] j8 : half unclear
[2017-03-09 23:32:10] kryptopojken : sooo