This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

You have access to more than 50 million trollbox posts. This is more than 7 gigabyte of data hosted on a $5 server so please be patient or consider a donation

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[2017-03-08 16:43:10] Ugly_Old_Goat : Thank you for your support
[2017-03-08 16:43:32] PARAFFIN : Ugly_Old_Goat: ?
[2017-03-08 16:43:42] Ahhere : Next stop 1210
[2017-03-08 16:44:02] Ugly_Old_Goat : Thank you for your support
[2017-03-08 16:44:12] vgck : Ugly_Old_Goat: I'll gladly toss you a couple spare satoshi to make bank on the next leg down
[2017-03-08 16:44:42] Zen Trader : We have new method for institutional investors to buy Bitcoin for their clients and its not through the ETF. Bitstamp made a partnership announced earlier today that would allow fund promoters to accept bitcoin capital inflows from retail and corporate clients into their investment funds.
[2017-03-08 16:44:46] Ugly_Old_Goat : Please feed my family
[2017-03-08 16:45:11] Ahhere : please fund my drug habit
[2017-03-08 16:45:24] PARAFFIN : loooooooooooooooool @Ahhere
[2017-03-08 16:45:29] vgck : Ahhere: Make a kickstarter and I'll pitch in a couple bucks
[2017-03-08 16:45:33] Ugly_Old_Goat : vgck: Bot more at 1173, thank you for your support
[2017-03-08 16:45:43] .. : finex lil 200 buywall
[2017-03-08 16:46:46] -_- : gotta love the pump walls
[2017-03-08 16:47:06] bingbongfly : woha!
[2017-03-08 16:47:08] thomaskikansha : 1200 in 3,2,1
[2017-03-08 16:47:17] Ahhere : vgck: just 50 dollars a day can keep Ahhere supplied with enough cocaine to live a rockstar life. Do the right thing. Donate today.
[2017-03-08 16:47:31] RoftheN : I think cocaine is a waste of money unless you're rich
[2017-03-08 16:47:36] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1500 @ 1192.29
[2017-03-08 16:47:40] PARAFFIN : RoftheN: never
[2017-03-08 16:47:45] -_- : nice 1200 swap
[2017-03-08 16:47:55] NooBTCrader : /price
[2017-03-08 16:47:58] -_- : swap open contracts going back up. bulls are back baby
[2017-03-08 16:48:01] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1193.01 (0.51%) Bitfinex : 1195.00 (0.89%) The Woodchipper : 1192.70 (0.31%) itBit : 1191.36 (0.37%) Kraken : 1186.33 (0.70%) GDAX : 1189.00 (0.09%) SLQ : 12 mins```
[2017-03-08 16:48:02] Ahhere : RoftheN: everything except food is a waste of money if u broke.
[2017-03-08 16:48:04] Ugly_Old_Goat : Cover shorts now or wait and cover higher
[2017-03-08 16:48:16] vgck : Ugly_Old_Goat: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
[2017-03-08 16:48:20] vgck : YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
[2017-03-08 16:48:24] Ahhere : lol
[2017-03-08 16:48:34] Ugly_Old_Goat : Do not forget to pay longs for prividlege of being short
[2017-03-08 16:48:42] PARAFFIN : fake pump
[2017-03-08 16:48:51] RoftheN : Ahhere: Not rich =/= broke
[2017-03-08 16:48:55] Ugly_Old_Goat : vgck: Thank you for your support
[2017-03-08 16:49:12] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey!
[2017-03-08 16:49:12] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 100 @ 1193.75
[2017-03-08 16:49:19] Ahhere : RoftheN: fwiw I think coke is a waste of money too
[2017-03-08 16:49:27] Ahhere : thats why I beg for it instead of buying
[2017-03-08 16:49:30] RoftheN : Especially Pepsi and coca cola
[2017-03-08 16:49:33] vgck : Ahhere: lol
[2017-03-08 16:49:43] RoftheN : Why beg if you can whore yourself out
[2017-03-08 16:50:00] Ahhere : RoftheN: you havent seen me :( I tried. BELIEVE ME
[2017-03-08 16:50:14] vgck : RoftheN: Because even with a wig and lipstick I don't make a convincing trap
[2017-03-08 16:50:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2500 @ 1194.88
[2017-03-08 16:50:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1500 @ 1195.12
[2017-03-08 16:51:15] RoftheN : There's gay people too
[2017-03-08 16:51:19] RoftheN : And you can take hormones
[2017-03-08 16:51:48] vgck : RoftheN: Nigga, I ain't gay but $50 feeds Ahhere's coke habit
[2017-03-08 16:51:52] Ahhere : I would do anything for drugs @RoftheN
[2017-03-08 16:51:54] Ahhere : but I wont do that
[2017-03-08 16:52:10] RoftheN : Oh
[2017-03-08 16:52:25] vgck : Ahhere: We've already established what you're willing to do, now we're just haggling on the price
[2017-03-08 16:52:32] RoftheN : Would you give me all your money for 0.1g of coke?
[2017-03-08 16:52:48] vgck : RoftheN: All $0.03 sure
[2017-03-08 16:54:05] vgck : That wall at 1200 looks bad
[2017-03-08 16:55:31] KyllingLolsson : /sentime t
[2017-03-08 16:55:38] KyllingLolsson : /sentiment
[2017-03-08 16:55:41] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 48.11 / 51.90 Daily : 53.86 / 46.14 Weekly : 54.73 / 45.28 Monthly : 50.70 / 49.30```
[2017-03-08 16:55:50] KyllingLolsson : /wall
[2017-03-08 16:55:53] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Bid|Ask liq : (1 hour, 20 mins) $3.5m (80.14%) | $6.1m (-38.60%) ```
[2017-03-08 16:56:16] InvalidUser : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZMQu30RsX4
[2017-03-08 16:58:29] Edujatahy : /price
[2017-03-08 16:58:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1195.97 (0.25%) Bitfinex : 1193.40 (-0.13%) The Woodchipper : 1194.18 (0.12%) itBit : 1194.32 (0.25%) Kraken : 1183.17 (-0.27%) GDAX : 1194.03 (0.42%) SLQ : 10 mins```
[2017-03-08 16:59:49] cryptonoob : we should ask Obama to wiretap the SEC
[2017-03-08 17:00:26] cryptonoob : so that we know the decision in advance
[2017-03-08 17:00:33] -_- : good idea
[2017-03-08 17:03:05] rapidtrades : wtf sec
[2017-03-08 17:03:08] rapidtrades : move it scum
[2017-03-08 17:03:19] -_- : he cant find the approval stamp
[2017-03-08 17:03:22] -_- : give him a minute
[2017-03-08 17:03:38] -_- : cant post it on the website without the seal of approval
[2017-03-08 17:04:04] -_- : his buddies are also making last minute OTC buys
[2017-03-08 17:04:18] -_- : and making sure their bots are ready to put up pump walls
[2017-03-08 17:04:26] Zen Trader : Alright I am thinking of either selling all my Bitcoin and then opening a long to hedge the news here or opening a short here and keeping all my bitcoins .... what thinks you guys
[2017-03-08 17:04:40] Actualiteit : Zen Trader: do both
[2017-03-08 17:04:40] Ahhere : What would trump do?
[2017-03-08 17:04:51] rapidtrades : WIN
[2017-03-08 17:04:59] -_- : i'd hold all BTC and short
[2017-03-08 17:05:04] Zen Trader : Actualiteit: Thats a joke or serious
[2017-03-08 17:05:10] -_- : that way you can close short and long here on approval
[2017-03-08 17:05:13] Actualiteit : Zen Trader: exactly!
[2017-03-08 17:05:15] -_- : or short more on rejection
[2017-03-08 17:05:17] Zen Trader : Trump would go all in and loose their money
[2017-03-08 17:05:47] Ahhere : Nobody makes decisions better than me. NOBODY
[2017-03-08 17:05:50] Zen Trader : Trump is a gambling addict with a good hand
[2017-03-08 17:06:14] snakecha : is it gonna reach 1200?
[2017-03-08 17:06:20] -_- : yes
[2017-03-08 17:06:30] Actualiteit : snakecha: is it?
[2017-03-08 17:06:31] Vintage : wow bitmex is leading the way with price... crazy.. first time i have seen that
[2017-03-08 17:06:31] -_- : no
[2017-03-08 17:06:56] Zen Trader : But really trump is just an example of bad leadership and the importance of individual autonomy and the foolishness of trying to control people
[2017-03-08 17:07:10] .. : no one looks at bitmex lol, i dont even have chart of bitmex open and I trade here
[2017-03-08 17:07:12] Actualiteit : Zen Trader: okay buddy
[2017-03-08 17:07:16] Zen Trader : Vintage: I dont think Bitmex is leading the way
[2017-03-08 17:07:44] Vintage : its higher than bitstamp and bitfinex
[2017-03-08 17:07:47] Ahhere : Zen Trader: you need to decide based on what you think is most likely. If you think approval then hold and hedge. If you think denial then sell and hedge. The hedge might let you down with ADL and whipsawing etc.
[2017-03-08 17:07:55] Zen Trader : @Actualiteit Im not your buddy Guy
[2017-03-08 17:08:10] Actualiteit : Zen Trader: I'm not your guy pal
[2017-03-08 17:08:21] Ahhere : I'm not your dad. Sorry.
[2017-03-08 17:08:26] .. : leading is about which exchange acts first (and rest follows), not which exchange is few dollars higher
[2017-03-08 17:08:26] Actualiteit : Ahhere: aw shiet
[2017-03-08 17:08:37] Zen Trader : Actualiteit: Im not your Pal friend
[2017-03-08 17:08:56] Actualiteit : Zen Trader: I'm not your friend homie
[2017-03-08 17:09:46] Vintage : Actualiteit: People say all you friends are invisible, is it true? :OP
[2017-03-08 17:09:53] Zen Trader : Actualiteit: Im not your homie esé
[2017-03-08 17:10:09] Vintage : i strangely want to eat a Taco now...
[2017-03-08 17:10:18] Ahhere : Definitely racist
[2017-03-08 17:10:19] Vintage : and listen to Cypress Hill....
[2017-03-08 17:10:19] Zen Trader : Anarcho Tacos for everyone
[2017-03-08 17:10:32] Vintage : Definately have a fkg sense of humour.
[2017-03-08 17:10:41] Ahhere : lol i do
[2017-03-08 17:10:45] Actualiteit : kek
[2017-03-08 17:10:46] Dynamix : 1140 here we comee
[2017-03-08 17:10:49] Zen Trader : Taco Taco Burrito burrito
[2017-03-08 17:10:49] Vintage : its liek if you were talking about england. id say.. id realyl like some Fish and Chips.
[2017-03-08 17:10:56] -_- : 1215 here we come
[2017-03-08 17:11:06] Ahhere : 6pm here we come
[2017-03-08 17:11:08] Vintage : not racist at all.... Steroe typical if anything.
[2017-03-08 17:11:12] Zen Trader : Japan tokyo ... eating ramen
[2017-03-08 17:11:14] Dynamix : -_-: nope
[2017-03-08 17:11:25] Dynamix : -_-: down mate
[2017-03-08 17:11:26] -_- : idiots keep on selling and price is only down $100 from the ATH. when will they realize this and give up
[2017-03-08 17:11:28] Zen Trader : I am in Tokyo eating ramen plan on seeing ver later today
[2017-03-08 17:11:47] Ahhere : Vintage: OH YEAH JUST COS IM ENGLISH YOU THINK I EAT FISH AND CHIPS YOU FUCKING RACIST!!
[2017-03-08 17:11:48] Actualiteit : -_-: we do it because we know you hate it
[2017-03-08 17:11:56] -_- : i'm guessing tens of thousands of BTC changed hands and down only $100
[2017-03-08 17:12:09] Vintage : no, if you were to say you are from england, id likely think you eat curry first :O)
[2017-03-08 17:12:09] Actualiteit : Ahhere: can't be racist to white people check your privilege
[2017-03-08 17:12:22] Zen Trader : Ahhere: what do you wanna bare knuckle Box ... freakin wankers
[2017-03-08 17:12:31] Ahhere : lol
[2017-03-08 17:12:42] -_- : anyways. in 2 hours please pay me shorters. thank you
[2017-03-08 17:13:04] Ahhere : omg its pretty_young_goat^
[2017-03-08 17:13:19] Vintage : someone mention Goat?
[2017-03-08 17:13:23] Vintage : Now i do want a Curry!
[2017-03-08 17:13:27] Vintage : :OD
[2017-03-08 17:13:40] -_- : i will enjoy my .01 btc i get from funding
[2017-03-08 17:14:34] DangerandPlay : Acceptance or denial? Seems the longer they leave it, the more likely it's going to get the rubber stamp
[2017-03-08 17:14:52] Vintage : yeah i think today was a big fake out, to shake people out before ETF
[2017-03-08 17:15:00] Vintage : its positive its had this big sells off near the time.
[2017-03-08 17:15:05] Vintage : 100% fake-out
[2017-03-08 17:15:22] DangerandPlay : vintage... what do you think the decision will be?
[2017-03-08 17:15:46] Ahhere : Also a lot of big buys were happening recently for 1000btc which are stopped now.
[2017-03-08 17:16:26] Vintage : DangerandPlay: i think they will give it some kind of "soft go ahead"
[2017-03-08 17:16:42] Vintage : if thats possible, some kind of probation period ? but i think it will be positive, rather than negative.
[2017-03-08 17:16:49] Ahhere : your mum gave me the 'soft go ahead' ;)
[2017-03-08 17:17:02] Vintage : Ahhere: Your wife gave me the hard head.
[2017-03-08 17:17:04] Vintage : :OP
[2017-03-08 17:17:07] DangerandPlay : I share your optimism and am long accordingly
[2017-03-08 17:17:18] Vintage : DangerandPlay: yeah i am looknig for new entry point right now to go long.
[2017-03-08 17:17:42] Ahhere : DangerandPlay: if optimistic this may be the time to yolo
[2017-03-08 17:17:50] DangerandPlay : I have 15,000 contracts long....
[2017-03-08 17:18:01] Vintage : Yolo = ?
[2017-03-08 17:18:09] DangerandPlay : bit nervous... liquidation is around 900
[2017-03-08 17:18:17] Vintage : lols.... @DangerandPlay
[2017-03-08 17:18:37] Vintage : i buy 400k and have liquidation around $40 less than buy price.. and you think you are worried when you open position?
[2017-03-08 17:18:48] Vintage : 900 is like nothing. it will never hit that again
[2017-03-08 17:18:53] Actualiteit : DangerandPlay: shouldve waited for 6-8 more hours m8
[2017-03-08 17:19:25] DangerandPlay : Hope so ??
[2017-03-08 17:19:35] snakecha : DangerandPlay: whats your entry price?
[2017-03-08 17:19:49] DangerandPlay : i just imagine a nightmare where it dips suddenly to about 890 and I'm wiped out
[2017-03-08 17:19:53] DangerandPlay : 1100
[2017-03-08 17:20:14] snakecha : then just close it rather than be nervous
[2017-03-08 17:20:20] Vintage : we have seen the last of the nightmares that deep.
[2017-03-08 17:20:30] Vintage : Bitcoin did not take 4 years to now go back under $1k thats for sure
[2017-03-08 17:20:41] .. : just take profits along the way
[2017-03-08 17:21:11] DangerandPlay : i've got a weird hunch that it's gonna pay off... just naturally a bit apprehensive ... but not enough to close
[2017-03-08 17:22:47] DangerandPlay : We went sub-1,000 briefly a couple of weeks ago no? Following the news about the Chinese exchanges...
[2017-03-08 17:23:03] rapidtrades : SO MANY GAMBOLOERS
[2017-03-08 17:24:16] -_- : of course
[2017-03-08 17:24:28] -_- : we love the casino and now we can gamble from our computers
[2017-03-08 17:24:44] Vintage : The clam before the storm, either up big or down big next hour
[2017-03-08 17:24:52] BTCDJS : BUY THE DIP
[2017-03-08 17:25:02] BTCDJS : 10k is coming soon
[2017-03-08 17:25:23] snakecha : this is not even a dip
[2017-03-08 17:25:36] Ahhere : BE THE DIP
[2017-03-08 17:25:43] Vintage : somethnig has to pop
[2017-03-08 17:25:45] QuinnTrades : I am the dip
[2017-03-08 17:26:03] Vintage : QuinnTrades: ...... stick
[2017-03-08 17:26:13] Vintage : :OP (could'nt resist)
[2017-03-08 17:26:13] -_- : what is the lowest COIN can go on here? 1?
[2017-03-08 17:26:19] Vintage : 0 satoshi!
[2017-03-08 17:26:28] snakecha : /wall
[2017-03-08 17:26:32] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Bid|Ask liq : (30 mins) $3.3m (-6.07%) | $5.8m (-6.84%) ```
[2017-03-08 17:26:34] QuinnTrades : Vintage: Rude
[2017-03-08 17:26:54] Vintage : feeling jokey i need more sleep.
[2017-03-08 17:27:09] Vintage : feel free to throw it back at me.
[2017-03-08 17:27:13] Actualiteit : Vintage: save sleeping for after the announcement
[2017-03-08 17:27:27] Vintage : totally, then i need lots of sleep, for huge party hopefully
[2017-03-08 17:27:43] BTCDJS : Vintage: your jokes are out of date. Like you
[2017-03-08 17:27:56] Vintage : Thats quite funny.... i like that one.
[2017-03-08 17:27:57] snakecha : so what happens if there is no announcement till monday? approval?
[2017-03-08 17:28:05] DangerandPlay : Yes
[2017-03-08 17:28:09] DangerandPlay : by default
[2017-03-08 17:28:19] Ahhere : PUMP scheduled for 5:30pm EST
[2017-03-08 17:28:21] .. : gonna test 1189 wall finex
[2017-03-08 17:28:33] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2000 @ 1191.06
[2017-03-08 17:28:40] Actualiteit : good
[2017-03-08 17:28:46] snakecha : 200 wall finex
[2017-03-08 17:29:14] DangerandPlay : so vintage, you really think it's that unlikely I'll get liquidated at 900?
[2017-03-08 17:29:35] DangerandPlay : Not so sure about that
[2017-03-08 17:29:36] snakecha : not even 1000
[2017-03-08 17:29:52] Vintage : DangerandPlay: 100% sure of it
[2017-03-08 17:30:02] Vintage : i would not be worried at $1,100 TBH
[2017-03-08 17:30:13] omarabid : hi
[2017-03-08 17:30:20] omarabid : can i not realize profit or loss
[2017-03-08 17:30:29] omarabid : and instead make it adjust my average price?
[2017-03-08 17:30:32] omarabid : or entry price
[2017-03-08 17:30:33] .. : lol ETF could be withdrawn next hour and quick dip to 800s easily possible..... not saying its "very likely"
[2017-03-08 17:30:50] Zen Trader : I dj while trading .... and let me just tell you .... here comes the drop
[2017-03-08 17:31:02] Zen Trader : 3
[2017-03-08 17:31:05] Zen Trader : 2
[2017-03-08 17:31:10] omarabid : anyone to answer my question?
[2017-03-08 17:31:10] Zen Trader : ...
[2017-03-08 17:31:22] Zen Trader : 1
[2017-03-08 17:32:19] .. : that kinda thing would work if you actually had 200 coins to sell into that finex wall
[2017-03-08 17:32:28] omarabid : any mods here?
[2017-03-08 17:32:45] .. : bitmex support mod keyword trigger test
[2017-03-08 17:33:09] .. : finex wall gone btw
[2017-03-08 17:33:09] snakecha : finex 200 wall
[2017-03-08 17:33:18] Zen Trader : boom
[2017-03-08 17:33:31] Zen Trader : ..: Who said I wasnt the buy wall
[2017-03-08 17:33:41] rapidtrades : ETF REJECTED? INSIERS SELLING?
[2017-03-08 17:33:59] Zen Trader : I love the mixing on a volatile day
[2017-03-08 17:34:16] Vintage : rapidtrades: no, fake out to get weak hands shaked out
[2017-03-08 17:34:37] Zen Trader : Vintage: Nobody knows but the US and everyone spying on them
[2017-03-08 17:34:40] elmorte : omarabid: isn't it the same thing in the end?
[2017-03-08 17:34:45] rapidtrades : shakeout lasting 1 day????
[2017-03-08 17:34:55] elmorte : 2
[2017-03-08 17:34:57] Vintage : anyone here have CIA conections? that would be useful4
[2017-03-08 17:35:13] omarabid : elmorte: yes, except that it makes it easier for me to "see my position"
[2017-03-08 17:35:17] Ahhere : Couldnt say if I did or didnt. @Vintage
[2017-03-08 17:35:17] Zen Trader : Vintage: Im sure some people are from something like that
[2017-03-08 17:35:34] Ahhere : shit i said too much
[2017-03-08 17:35:43] Zen Trader : whats your job " I troll all day for the CIA"
[2017-03-08 17:35:45] Vintage : Ahhere: High Five!
[2017-03-08 17:35:53] Zen Trader : REAL SHIT
[2017-03-08 17:35:53] Vintage : *i work for amazon wink wink
[2017-03-08 17:35:58] Ahhere : lol
[2017-03-08 17:36:00] elmorte : omarabid: how so? As opposed to UPNL and RPNL?
[2017-03-08 17:36:07] Vintage : can i intrest you in a Amazon Echo?
[2017-03-08 17:36:14] Ahhere : no
[2017-03-08 17:36:22] elmorte : Vintage: fuck, you just set off my Echo
[2017-03-08 17:36:35] Vintage : lols
[2017-03-08 17:36:45] elmorte : It's now playing 90s RnB, thanks a lot man
[2017-03-08 17:37:00] omarabid : elmorte: that would have been fine if the avg price doesn't change. So it should either always change (instead of pnl) or not change at all.
[2017-03-08 17:37:17] Vintage : elmorte: lols.. Hammer Time..... Mc Hammer
[2017-03-08 17:37:47] rapidtrades : who the f*Ck is buying COIN with decision imminent
[2017-03-08 17:37:49] elmorte : Goodness man...you don't consider Mc Hammer RnB, seriously? @rapidtrades
[2017-03-08 17:37:54] elmorte : lol
[2017-03-08 17:38:03] elmorte : wrong time to post! rapid
[2017-03-08 17:38:29] Vintage : elmorte: no.. tried to conenct crypto with 90s RnB
[2017-03-08 17:38:34] Vintage : thats the closest i could get
[2017-03-08 17:38:46] elmorte : mmm...k, I can see that
[2017-03-08 17:39:27] elmorte : You make love to your woman to the sound of ETH crashing?
[2017-03-08 17:39:27] Sultan Pepper : Boys 2 Men
[2017-03-08 17:39:39] Sultan Pepper : Bone thugz
[2017-03-08 17:39:44] elmorte : n harmony!
[2017-03-08 17:39:55] Sultan Pepper : not mc hammer
[2017-03-08 17:40:34] Vintage : Fair point.... Mary J Bliege (might of spelled surname wrong)
[2017-03-08 17:40:50] Vintage : and the Lady from the Wu Tang Clan, backing singer amazing vocals
[2017-03-08 17:40:53] elmorte : might *habe
[2017-03-08 17:41:05] elmorte : have* haha...muphry's law
[2017-03-08 17:41:30] Zen Trader : trailing stops will be useful these next few days
[2017-03-08 17:41:33] Sultan Pepper : Whobethemniggazthatsneakinapistolupinthapartydrinkinthatonefiveonebacardidrunkandfinnafvckupsomebody?
[2017-03-08 17:42:03] Vintage : will be back... later... Have fun!
[2017-03-08 17:42:36] elmorte : Thx...
[2017-03-08 17:44:52] -_- : Pumping and dumping it's the name of the game
[2017-03-08 17:45:55] elmorte : rapidtrades, it's the king and his name
[2017-03-08 17:49:21] Ahhere : Which way will we break *bites nails*
[2017-03-08 17:49:52] cryptonoob : not easy being long right now, I'm as serious as a heart attack
[2017-03-08 17:49:53] .. : finex 160 buy wall in front of books again
[2017-03-08 17:49:55] elmorte : He whines and bitches, loves to complain, but uh We know he's just kinda gay.
[2017-03-08 17:50:03] Sultan Pepper : Ahhere: obviously going downup
[2017-03-08 17:50:30] thomaskikansha : market buys and market sells
[2017-03-08 17:50:46] Ahhere : Ah thanks i feel so much better @Sultan Pepper
[2017-03-08 17:50:48] Zen Trader : rapidtrades is the Fontas of Bitmex except nobody trusts him and hes lost obscene amounts of his own money... like the anti fontas
[2017-03-08 17:51:09] Zen Trader : it was fortold
[2017-03-08 17:51:22] Ahhere : you dont have to be gay to work here but it helps @elmorte
[2017-03-08 17:51:23] rapidtrades : ''hes lost obscene amounts of his own money''
[2017-03-08 17:51:26] rapidtrades : proofs?
[2017-03-08 17:51:37] Sultan Pepper : Zen Trader: you don't get it
[2017-03-08 17:51:48] Ahhere : ^gets it
[2017-03-08 17:51:51] Zen Trader : Im kidding around rapid trades all I see is your name mentioned all the time
[2017-03-08 17:52:01] elmorte : The fck is Fontas?
[2017-03-08 17:52:19] elmorte : Zen Trader: one does not simply joke rapidtrades...one earns it
[2017-03-08 17:52:19] rapidtrades : pump and dump scammer from back in the day
[2017-03-08 17:52:37] RoftheN : Why is Japan National debt so high?
[2017-03-08 17:52:47] Sultan Pepper : Can someone spam /rekt for me plz? Thanks
[2017-03-08 17:52:50] elmorte : RoftheN: it started in the 90s
[2017-03-08 17:52:56] Zen Trader : I honestly dont follow you enough to tally your winloss rate but you shouldnt go claiming big wins or losses anyway because idiots might like actually believe your not a 14 year old genius skipping school all the time to trade btc and talk smak on the trollbox
[2017-03-08 17:53:15] elmorte : /unban @Sultan Pepper
[2017-03-08 17:53:32] MrRGnome : It's true, if you're going to call rapidtrades out for being the unredeemable cesspool of a person he is, you better be ready to give him the tongue lashing he deserves to back it up. Filthy shorter.
[2017-03-08 17:53:37] Sultan Pepper : Thx @elmorte
[2017-03-08 17:54:06] elmorte : /suggest unban @Sultan Pepper
[2017-03-08 17:54:06] trollbot : Thanks! got your suggestion buddy :D
[2017-03-08 17:54:10] hmmmYea : any mods here?
[2017-03-08 17:54:16] hmmmYea : i mean bitmex people
[2017-03-08 17:54:20] elmorte : /suggest ban4life @Sultan Pepper
[2017-03-08 17:54:20] trollbot : Thanks! got your suggestion buddy :D
[2017-03-08 17:54:30] elmorte : Sultan Pepper: I got ya ;)
[2017-03-08 17:54:35] Sultan Pepper : MrRGnome: some people enjoy a good tongue lashing. Your mum included ;)
[2017-03-08 17:54:48] Sultan Pepper : elmorte: nooooo
[2017-03-08 17:55:14] MrRGnome : Sultan Pepper: I doubt she's had a tongue lashing so fine in years, give the old cow what she deserves and show her a good time.
[2017-03-08 17:55:38] Sultan Pepper : elmorte: how will i ever see the most recent rekts?
[2017-03-08 17:55:51] elmorte : on twitter like everyone else?
[2017-03-08 17:55:54] Sultan Pepper : MrRGnome: gimme them digits
[2017-03-08 17:56:19] Sultan Pepper : elmorte: no but i need a bot to repeat the bot we already have!
[2017-03-08 17:56:24] MrRGnome : You're not already acquainted?
[2017-03-08 17:56:35] Sultan Pepper : MrRGnome: only on AIM
[2017-03-08 17:56:54] rapidtrades : this trash could bounce if SEC doesn't reject it today
[2017-03-08 17:57:11] Sultan Pepper : MrsFatGnomeLips
[2017-03-08 17:57:12] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: No indications they will reject yet.
[2017-03-08 17:57:20] rapidtrades : lol
[2017-03-08 17:57:37] MrRGnome : Sultan Pepper: Yes I imagine that's true. Also hairy. Imagine a more hairy version of charlies mom from always suny
[2017-03-08 17:57:50] Sam : what does negative funding rates mean?
[2017-03-08 17:58:01] Sultan Pepper : MrRGnome: it's like floss, no biggie
[2017-03-08 17:58:03] elmorte : I just tried to summon the bot over IRC...I feel kinda silly now
[2017-03-08 17:58:33] elmorte : Sam: shorts pay
[2017-03-08 17:58:40] MrRGnome : Sultan Pepper: I think it's so kind that you're willing to sleep with my mom.
[2017-03-08 17:58:59] Sam : elmorte: ohk
[2017-03-08 17:59:05] Sam : Thanks
[2017-03-08 17:59:34] Sultan Pepper : MrRGnome: Never said that. I *will* however lick that hairy puss into submission
[2017-03-08 17:59:52] MrRGnome : Sultan Pepper: bRING A COMB FOR YOUR TETH AFTER.
[2017-03-08 17:59:57] MrRGnome : Oops caps
[2017-03-08 18:00:00] shiroe : it seems we will slide to 1k. wtf
[2017-03-08 18:00:07] Sultan Pepper : hahaha
[2017-03-08 18:00:19] BombaUcigasa : So we get 2H funding by default now?
[2017-03-08 18:00:38] elmorte : BombaUcigasa: who said?
[2017-03-08 18:00:44] BombaUcigasa : My interface
[2017-03-08 18:00:51] MrRGnome : BombaUcigasa: only if etf is approved
[2017-03-08 18:00:54] elmorte : copy/paste?
[2017-03-08 18:01:46] BombaUcigasa : Funding 01:58:48 @ -0.0025%
[2017-03-08 18:02:08] BombaUcigasa : Well must have been some refresh issue, the whole interface reloaded...
[2017-03-08 18:02:23] elmorte : where did you get 2h by default?
[2017-03-08 18:02:39] elmorte : Next funding says 9hrs
[2017-03-08 18:02:47] MrRGnome : Given 8 hours’ notice, BitMEX may decrease the funding interval from 8 hours to 2 hours to allow funding rates to better reflect the market. The leverage will remain unchanged at 100x. The funding interval will subsequently be increased from 2 to 8 hours after the market has stabilised.
[2017-03-08 18:03:10] elmorte : MrRGnome: yeah, looks like the same notice I got
[2017-03-08 18:03:19] MrRGnome : It is.
[2017-03-08 18:03:23] elmorte : Damnit, the hell do I pay for VVIP for then
[2017-03-08 18:04:22] elmorte : just wait till I sleger hears about it...
[2017-03-08 18:04:32] elmorte : But his notices are probably in French
[2017-03-08 18:06:14] elmorte : _ooh, what wonderful champ...huh, bitmex *may* change funding interval to 2hrs...still, great champagne_
[2017-03-08 18:06:14] MrRGnome : goddamn etf, just resolve already so I can trade more.
[2017-03-08 18:06:36] elmorte : that *may* was supposed to be bold
[2017-03-08 18:07:12] Apocalyptic : MrRGnome: yes, the SEC is wasting everyone's time
[2017-03-08 18:07:28] Apocalyptic : no one benefits from the announcement being delayed
[2017-03-08 18:07:33] elmorte : Anyway, how big is 8th of March as the international Women's day in your country?
[2017-03-08 18:07:50] elmorte : Apocalyptic: assuming there is an announcement
[2017-03-08 18:09:38] Doom : if sec approve rip bitcoin
[2017-03-08 18:10:10] cmwprice : Anyone want to predict price at end of next week if etf approved
[2017-03-08 18:10:23] elmorte : cmwprice: yeah, OKC weekly
[2017-03-08 18:10:49] rms : SEC is playing chicken... they want to reject it and winklevoss refuse to withdraw, cause an unprecendent rejection will be political
[2017-03-08 18:11:08] elmorte : rms: what does SEC have to lose?
[2017-03-08 18:11:19] elmorte : by rejecting outright
[2017-03-08 18:11:56] rms : it'll just be a news story they have to deal with
[2017-03-08 18:12:06] rms : and it's weirder news with a first ever rejection than the normal withdrawal
[2017-03-08 18:12:12] elmorte : Surely they have the upper hand
[2017-03-08 18:12:21] elmorte : They don't need the twins to pull out
[2017-03-08 18:12:24] Apocalyptic : rms: yes it will be seen as political
[2017-03-08 18:12:39] GT : unless they reason is damning to all future btc etf's the winks would be foolish to play hardball with sec
[2017-03-08 18:13:21] GT : if sec is like ok no btc etfs just not in the cards, i could see them forcing the rejection to make it news, if i spent 3 years on this i could be salty myself
[2017-03-08 18:15:40] Drbrule : ETF DENIED!!!!!!!!!! FML
[2017-03-08 18:16:44] datboiyuan : /ban Drbrule:
[2017-03-08 18:16:45] Vintage : da da daaa..
[2017-03-08 18:17:15] Farzad : I'm here
[2017-03-08 18:17:17] Farzad : :D
[2017-03-08 18:17:17] Drbrule : don't take my word for it. just watch. apologize later
[2017-03-08 18:17:23] Farzad : who summoned me ?
[2017-03-08 18:17:54] elmorte : Farzad: Can you unban Sultan Pepper?
[2017-03-08 18:18:03] Farzad2 : elmorte: no
[2017-03-08 18:18:06] elmorte : Ok cool
[2017-03-08 18:18:07] odieoh : Wasn't me but if you'd like to make me a sandwich now that you're here that'd be great
[2017-03-08 18:18:09] Farzad2 : elmorte: he said he doesnt need the bot
[2017-03-08 18:18:28] Farzad2 : odieoh: sure
[2017-03-08 18:18:30] elmorte : I just asked if you can, not if you would
[2017-03-08 18:18:44] Farzad2 : /ban odieoh
[2017-03-08 18:18:52] Farzad2 : :p
[2017-03-08 18:18:55] odieoh : I'll take an ETF approval with a side of $2500 BTC
[2017-03-08 18:19:02] Farzad2 : just kidding, I am not a mod ! lol
[2017-03-08 18:20:45] rejndjer : hello people, 1200 is resistance and 1180 support?
[2017-03-08 18:20:57] rejndjer : short term
[2017-03-08 18:21:02] elmorte : rejndjer: pics or it didn't happen
[2017-03-08 18:21:12] rejndjer : i dunno im noob xD
[2017-03-08 18:21:40] rejndjer : im so sad i found out about this page only few days ago, already +50% with my gambling money
[2017-03-08 18:22:21] Rapid_Puppet : +50% on your principal or the fake % it lists for the underlying margin?
[2017-03-08 18:22:44] Rapid_Puppet : I mean its not fake, but it also doesn't reflect your true gain on what you deposited
[2017-03-08 18:22:55] rejndjer : +50% and i dont have any position open right now
[2017-03-08 18:23:02] elmorte : http://i.imgur.com/YYBGaEN.png
[2017-03-08 18:23:04] Rapid_Puppet : fair enough
[2017-03-08 18:23:06] elmorte : My prediction
[2017-03-08 18:23:14] rejndjer : elmorte: lol
[2017-03-08 18:23:37] elmorte : Well, actually my daughter , but she's right half the time
[2017-03-08 18:23:56] Actualiteit : elmorte: solid analysis
[2017-03-08 18:24:01] elmorte : tq
[2017-03-08 18:24:20] rejndjer : elmorte: still better then half the traders, amirite?
[2017-03-08 18:24:26] elmorte : could use more gradient I thought
[2017-03-08 18:29:40] elmorte : I'm thinking of making this fibonacci next...can anyone tell me is it better with tomato based sauce like bolognese, or more creamy like carbonara
[2017-03-08 18:29:57] Ahhere : Oooh sounds delish
[2017-03-08 18:30:29] elmorte : which one you stoner?
[2017-03-08 18:30:30] Sultan Pepper : Food question?
[2017-03-08 18:30:36] Actualiteit : elmorte: it surprises me you haven't seen the upward looking flying hawk pattern yet on the 15 chart....
[2017-03-08 18:30:38] Sultan Pepper : what is it?
[2017-03-08 18:30:40] rejndjer : elmorte: all stoners here
[2017-03-08 18:30:47] elmorte : Actualiteit: which market?
[2017-03-08 18:30:47] Ahhere : elmorte: if i was stoned I'd suggest mix them together
[2017-03-08 18:30:58] Actualiteit : xbtusd m8
[2017-03-08 18:31:28] elmorte : Actualiteit: holy shit ur right
[2017-03-08 18:31:48] elmorte : inverse though
[2017-03-08 18:31:52] Actualiteit : true
[2017-03-08 18:32:17] Ahhere : anybody smell the wet dog pattern or is that just me?
[2017-03-08 18:32:37] elmorte : Ahhere: you just need a shower mate
[2017-03-08 18:33:16] Ahhere : elmorte: so many variables in TA. not easy.
[2017-03-08 18:33:48] elmorte : One does not simply....
[2017-03-08 18:34:01] shiroe : Rejected!
[2017-03-08 18:34:16] elmorte : shiroe: sorry bro...try again next week?
[2017-03-08 18:34:32] shiroe : elmorte: the pump? sure. lmfao
[2017-03-08 18:35:00] shiroe : 6hrs / 12hrs/ 1 day chart is not good. lel
[2017-03-08 18:35:22] rejndjer : shiroe: its good for shorting :D
[2017-03-08 18:35:23] elmorte : what's wrong with it? I'll email the support
[2017-03-08 18:36:46] rejndjer : can i set stop limit if i dont have position open? like to short if it goes beneath 1188?
[2017-03-08 18:37:09] elmorte : rejndjer: think so
[2017-03-08 18:37:19] shiroe : You can.
[2017-03-08 18:37:25] rejndjer : ok thx
[2017-03-08 18:37:52] elmorte : might need to use a Take Profit Limit though
[2017-03-08 18:38:04] Rado : rejndjer: you need to use stop order
[2017-03-08 18:38:30] elmorte : or listen to Rado
[2017-03-08 18:39:12] elmorte : and don't make him put on the Eastern European accent
[2017-03-08 18:42:30] j8 : you can open a position with stop limit but make sure Close On Trigger is off
[2017-03-08 18:50:55] QuinnTrades : /price
[2017-03-08 18:50:59] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1189.02 (-0.58%) Bitfinex : 1190.30 (-0.26%) The Woodchipper : 1188.49 (-0.48%) itBit : 1190.61 (-0.31%) Kraken : 1187.08 (0.33%) GDAX : 1191.76 (-0.19%) SLQ : 1 hour, 52 mins```
[2017-03-08 18:52:45] Testes : /wall
[2017-03-08 18:52:48] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Bid|Ask liq : (1 hour, 26 mins) $3.9m (-4.42%) | $5.5m (17.95%) ```
[2017-03-08 18:54:29] Actualiteit : /sentiment
[2017-03-08 18:54:31] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 49.98 / 50.02 Daily : 55.32 / 44.68 Weekly : 54.86 / 45.14 Monthly : 50.67 / 49.33```
[2017-03-08 18:54:52] Farzad_ : /ban Farzad2
[2017-03-08 18:55:22] Drbrule : so is buying COIN ETF mean I'm betting on it passing I take it?
[2017-03-08 18:55:36] Rapid_Puppet : yes
[2017-03-08 18:55:42] Rapid_Puppet : selling is betting against
[2017-03-08 18:56:24] Drbrule : ahhhh. you would think they would just label it as such. but you would also think I would know better too
[2017-03-08 18:56:35] Drbrule : thanks puppet master
[2017-03-08 18:57:46] odieoh : As the master of puppets, I pull your strings.
[2017-03-08 18:58:44] Farzad| : /ban Farzad2
[2017-03-08 19:00:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 250 @ 1183.94
[2017-03-08 19:02:07] BTCJDS : /ban Farzad2
[2017-03-08 19:03:08] shiroe : support getting smashed?
[2017-03-08 19:03:15] BTCJDS : /ban Drbrule
[2017-03-08 19:03:59] Ahhere : shiroe: tested yes
[2017-03-08 19:04:19] Ahhere : Smashed? we'll see
[2017-03-08 19:04:27] elmorte : shiroe: they usually do that on Fridays
[2017-03-08 19:06:46] rapidtrades : LET IT FALL U GOD DAM APES
[2017-03-08 19:07:27] rejndjer : xD
[2017-03-08 19:07:44] rejndjer : let it rise, i wanna enter some short too :p
[2017-03-08 19:08:51] Ahhere : rapidtrades: lol
[2017-03-08 19:08:55] Apocalyptic : rapidtrades: have you called the SEC yet ?
[2017-03-08 19:09:33] rejndjer : it would be so great if we could just call SEC on phone and ask them if they gonna approve etf
[2017-03-08 19:09:46] rejndjer : but they're so "fu guys we need to think"
[2017-03-08 19:09:46] MikeHunt : imagine if we go to 801 and then etf appoved lol
[2017-03-08 19:09:53] rejndjer : then buy
[2017-03-08 19:09:57] rejndjer : :D
[2017-03-08 19:10:04] MikeHunt : (rapids entry is 800) ;)
[2017-03-08 19:10:05] Apocalyptic : rejndjer: I would just tell them to get on with it already
[2017-03-08 19:10:11] Ahhere : Anybody not expecting news in next few hours should be longing now.
[2017-03-08 19:10:18] Actualiteit : hhehehe imagine we get 2 dollers end etrf reject loll
[2017-03-08 19:10:27] KyllingLolsson : BTCJDS: made 1.2 btc today, withrawn!
[2017-03-08 19:10:39] Actualiteit : KyllingLolsson: gz
[2017-03-08 19:10:40] MikeHunt : Actualiteit: lol wuut
[2017-03-08 19:10:43] rejndjer : nice
[2017-03-08 19:11:09] MikeHunt : i fink te engrish iz brekon
[2017-03-08 19:11:26] Actualiteit : MikeHunt: yes
[2017-03-08 19:12:17] MikeHunt : i wish i didnt speak english then my engrish would be betta
[2017-03-08 19:12:38] Actualiteit : MikeHunt: to what it can be through?
[2017-03-08 19:13:06] rejndjer : 1usd of my order got filled, lol
[2017-03-08 19:14:51] MikeHunt : Actualiteit: u like trump?
[2017-03-08 19:14:51] rejndjer : why is there 30$ premium on japanese exchanges, are they retarded or smth
[2017-03-08 19:15:08] bingbongfly : rejndjer: washtrading
[2017-03-08 19:15:11] MikeHunt : rejndjer: grorious nippon is arrways premium
[2017-03-08 19:15:51] rejndjer : on the other hand 60$ discount on okcoin woot
[2017-03-08 19:19:16] rapidtrades : A new index has recently modeled potential energy costs per transaction as high as 94 kWh, or enough electricity to power 3.17 households for a day. To put it another way, that's almost enough energy to fully charge the battery of a Tesla Model S P100D, the world's quickest production car, and drive it over 300 miles.
[2017-03-08 19:19:25] rapidtrades : ^ LOL bubble pop
[2017-03-08 19:20:55] rapidtrades : https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bitcoin-is-still-unsustainable
[2017-03-08 19:21:17] RocketScience : if we can sue energy for war, we can use it for bitcoin
[2017-03-08 19:21:23] Dynamix : How low can we go ? hheheh
[2017-03-08 19:22:00] rejndjer : rapidtrades: great technology
[2017-03-08 19:22:44] rejndjer : ok entered my short, cya in 1hour
[2017-03-08 19:25:16] ross : Any news today?
[2017-03-08 19:26:09] MikeHunt : ross: choyna banned withdrawals again
[2017-03-08 19:26:16] MikeHunt : even thou i think they were already banned
[2017-03-08 19:26:19] MikeHunt : so double banned?
[2017-03-08 19:26:36] ross : Ban duration increased
[2017-03-08 19:26:46] -_- : china exchanges btc withdraws are gonna be hella restrictive
[2017-03-08 19:29:30] MikeHunt : i do wonder how much this will hurt profit margins
[2017-03-08 19:29:45] MikeHunt : can they even survive it...
[2017-03-08 19:31:31] Tetsuo : Everyone will die!
[2017-03-08 19:32:56] OaktreeCapital : Sup pussies
[2017-03-08 19:33:44] OaktreeCapital : Quiet as usual
[2017-03-08 19:34:34] -_- : XMR is the lowest it has been since settlement. anyone that longed it most likely isnt in profit
[2017-03-08 19:34:35] cryptoyolo : i wanna short this
[2017-03-08 19:34:54] -_- : how is there still 41,000 open contracts
[2017-03-08 19:34:57] -_- : no one took profit?
[2017-03-08 19:35:03] -_- : anyone XMR longers here?
[2017-03-08 19:35:29] -_- : MikeHunt: i wonder how many open contracts new quarterly will have next week
[2017-03-08 19:35:59] OaktreeCapital : XMR about to surge, be careful :)