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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-03-07 14:10:21] rangle : you can sort of hold USD, set a 1:1 short [2017-03-07 14:10:35] Apocalyptic : vgck: you can hold synthetic USD though [2017-03-07 14:10:53] Apocalyptic : and you even get paid! [2017-03-07 14:11:02] vgck : Shorting at even 1:1 seems like a bad idea if ETF is approved [2017-03-07 14:11:21] rangle : youd just stay at same $ value overall [2017-03-07 14:11:28] Apocalyptic : ^^ [2017-03-07 14:11:44] Apocalyptic : even if BTC goes to 10k, your position holds the same value [2017-03-07 14:11:55] Apocalyptic : somehow it's hard to grasp [2017-03-07 14:11:57] vgck : Hmm [2017-03-07 14:14:51] Boontjie : Sell 1 BTC at $1000, you have $1000, BTC goes to $10 000 you lost '0.9' btc according to Mex. Value of position $10 000 * 0.1 = $1000 [2017-03-07 14:15:11] Boontjie : Whats hard [2017-03-07 14:15:47] Sam : ETF decision on March 13. [2017-03-07 14:16:03] -_- : makes sense Boontjie [2017-03-07 14:16:34] vgck : I can't into maths [2017-03-07 14:17:09] vgck : But w/e, might just do that, [2017-03-07 14:18:56] rangle : up to you, was just my opinion [2017-03-07 14:19:21] vgck : IT WAS MY IDEA [2017-03-07 14:19:27] vgck : MINE [2017-03-07 14:19:48] Kalman : Sam: how do you know? [2017-03-07 14:20:01] vgck : Kalman: He's psychic [2017-03-07 14:20:30] GT : if they want to approve, i thin k sec will let deadline pass [2017-03-07 14:20:31] Kalman : vgck: how do you know? [2017-03-07 14:20:43] Sam : Kalman: http://www.newsbtc.com/2017/03/06/psa-bitcoin-etf-decision-will-occur-march-13-not-march-11/ [2017-03-07 14:20:47] vgck : GT: Never happened before, not likely [2017-03-07 14:21:26] MikeHunt : can be any time up to mar13 [2017-03-07 14:21:30] MikeHunt : some say friday likely [2017-03-07 14:24:27] GT : vgck: oh so SEC has never let a deadline pass? [2017-03-07 14:26:05] longbydefault : nothing new to talk about :( [2017-03-07 14:26:36] Kalman : Sam: few years ago eveyone got an expert in the new economy ;). thanx [2017-03-07 14:27:14] vgck : GT: Nope [2017-03-07 14:27:32] jolin : any etf nes or just correction? [2017-03-07 14:27:46] GT : vgck: ok, well so much is unprecidented who the f knows lol [2017-03-07 14:27:46] jolin : news* [2017-03-07 14:28:13] jolin : lost all money [2017-03-07 14:28:16] jolin : pls help [2017-03-07 14:28:18] jolin : 1P73De4zkDaFDiQVShVVp1E3n1Gg98xD59 [2017-03-07 14:28:24] GT : if no news this weekend will get wierd like clockwork orange wierd [2017-03-07 14:29:02] Kalman : the ponzi blows up [2017-03-07 14:29:08] Felix : Boontjie: HI Boontjie - are you South African [2017-03-07 14:29:58] vgck : GT: Right? Usually they release news on Fridays for non-24h markets to limit their effect, if we don't hear anything by then it's gonna get crazy. Or we just linger until monday idk [2017-03-07 14:30:09] .. : lol, whenever we dump this same beggar is going in and saying exactly the same thing [2017-03-07 14:30:14] .. : ban pls [2017-03-07 14:30:30] sleger : ban jolin [2017-03-07 14:30:37] GT : vgck: god exaclty, if hedged fairly well, so ill get some popcorn lol [2017-03-07 14:30:51] l3f : sleger: so uhh [2017-03-07 14:30:59] l3f : how was the buying lmao [2017-03-07 14:31:06] sleger : ? [2017-03-07 14:31:11] .. : even the same bitcoin addy from weeks ago is still in my browser history cuz I checked how poor this beggar is, bannnnn [2017-03-07 14:31:11] l3f : Still sitting out? [2017-03-07 14:31:17] jolin : sleger: are u m o t h e r F U C K E R? [2017-03-07 14:31:20] -_- : dump finex [2017-03-07 14:31:24] sleger : bought some at large discount @l3f [2017-03-07 14:31:29] Edujatahy : My friends, in your opinions. What is driving price. It it etf? Is i it segwit? Is it unlimited? Or trump? [2017-03-07 14:31:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 380 @ 1230.91 [2017-03-07 14:31:32] sleger : jolin: no begging or i'll ban you [2017-03-07 14:31:34] Felix : OK so now the US market opens and the market dumps again. Weird [2017-03-07 14:31:37] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 7111 @ 1230.27 [2017-03-07 14:31:39] l3f : sleger: nice [2017-03-07 14:31:51] sleger : l3f: trying to sell for past hour [2017-03-07 14:31:58] spghost : i told price will fall [2017-03-07 14:32:10] spghost : it will go till 1200 [2017-03-07 14:32:15] l3f : sleger: it's dip again though [2017-03-07 14:32:16] vgck : Round 2 I guess [2017-03-07 14:32:17] l3f : like it's doing now [2017-03-07 14:33:22] cryptokeeper : so who is all long? [2017-03-07 14:33:27] cryptokeeper : or still buying magical dips? [2017-03-07 14:33:36] jolin : sleger: are you m o t h e r F U C K E R? [2017-03-07 14:33:43] cryptokeeper : and was it pboc that caused the crash? [2017-03-07 14:33:45] .. : /ban jolin [2017-03-07 14:33:45] sleger : jolin: only with your mum [2017-03-07 14:33:50] sleger : BAN this idiot mods [2017-03-07 14:34:07] jolin : sleger: so you love necrofilija? [2017-03-07 14:34:18] y1uy : cryptokeeper: BU [2017-03-07 14:34:27] y1uy : and pboc [2017-03-07 14:34:30] sleger : jolin: learn how to spell dummy [2017-03-07 14:34:41] rejndjer : cryptokeeper: not long for sure :D [2017-03-07 14:34:50] .. : tbh I think its PBOC, but I really hate BU, so Ill just add that as extra reason [2017-03-07 14:34:54] jolin : rejndjer: your sisters a S S ir good [2017-03-07 14:35:00] Boontjie : Felix: yes [2017-03-07 14:35:06] rejndjer : jolin: feelsbadman [2017-03-07 14:35:18] jolin : rejndjer: no goo [2017-03-07 14:35:20] jolin : rejndjer: no good [2017-03-07 14:35:27] Felix : Cool - me too. You're from Cape Town or Jozi [2017-03-07 14:35:30] jolin : send me cash lost all money pls help 1P73De4zkDaFDiQVShVVp1E3n1Gg98xD59 [2017-03-07 14:35:37] .. : /ban [2017-03-07 14:36:11] sleger : BAN this morOn [2017-03-07 14:36:24] fulrik : /ban jolin [2017-03-07 14:36:26] Boontjie : Cape Town [2017-03-07 14:36:26] sleger : admin bitmex support [2017-03-07 14:36:30] .. : literally every time we dump this person is begging BAN [2017-03-07 14:37:03] Felix : Awesome. I'm trading out'a San Francisco. [2017-03-07 14:37:31] Boontjie : Isnt it morning there? [2017-03-07 14:37:39] Felix : Boontjie: Good luck! don't over leverage and you will be rewarded. Market massively volatile. [2017-03-07 14:38:21] Boontjie : Well yes, I suck at bitcoin, but stock trading is ok [2017-03-07 14:38:57] Boontjie : At least I can read the company balancesheet and statements, in this world I dont really get it [2017-03-07 14:39:11] Sultan Pepper : So glad i closed at a tiny loss yesterday [2017-03-07 14:40:07] Felix : Boontjie: I'm trading this at 0 leverage and basically only buy the dips. I'm trying to build a longterm Bitcoin balance - so I use my trading profit and put 20% of it in Bitcoin for the long term. [2017-03-07 14:41:45] Boontjie : Felix: I think it is running out of steam, but who knows. I suspect it will hit $400 in the next 2 to 3 years, but it will be back [2017-03-07 14:43:13] Sultan Pepper : We drip $40 and people start calling $400 btc? [2017-03-07 14:43:20] Felix : hope not - think it is going to 2000 before end of year. - wie nie waag nie wen nie :) [2017-03-07 14:43:20] -_- : ETH is taking over [2017-03-07 14:43:24] -_- : okc usd dump [2017-03-07 14:43:30] -_- : 1185 [2017-03-07 14:43:37] hmmmYea : how long until ETH is the reserve currency of cryptoland? [2017-03-07 14:44:23] Boontjie : Dis waar, ekt nie n goeie rekord tot dusver nie, so ek sal maar kyk [2017-03-07 14:44:36] sleger : hmmmYea: I'd say 2 years [2017-03-07 14:45:12] Boontjie : Die fooie van die ding raak vir my te hoog. 0.002 op mikro transaksies is belaglik [2017-03-07 14:45:29] Boontjie : So ek verstaan nie waar al die waarde vandaan kom nie [2017-03-07 14:46:20] Boontjie : sleger: I can see value in ETH so I agree with you [2017-03-07 14:46:34] cryptokeeper : -_-: horey sheet [2017-03-07 14:46:36] hmmmYea : sleger: that seems about right... bitcoin transaction BS is beyond annoying at this point [2017-03-07 14:46:49] sleger : bitmex withdrawal fee is 0.001 [2017-03-07 14:46:51] sleger : sorry 0.002 [2017-03-07 14:47:10] hmmmYea : and may get much worse before it gets better [2017-03-07 14:47:27] hmmmYea : miners are getting dependent on the tx fees to cover their costs [2017-03-07 14:47:47] mendax090 : BTC community can't come to any agreement and therefore won't evolve/scale [2017-03-07 14:48:02] mendax090 : ETH will definitely take over BTC [2017-03-07 14:48:21] Tetsuo : ETH <3 [2017-03-07 14:48:53] Felix : Boontjie: Die fooie het die laaste paar dae erg gestyg - dit moet die antisipasie wees van 11/13 maart. Maar ek dink half die hele ding is 'n bietjie overblown. So daarvan hou as dit drop 1000 toe ten minste. China is egter erg invested hierin. [2017-03-07 14:48:54] hmmmYea : mendax090: miners like money... i understand why they like it this way [2017-03-07 14:49:31] hmmmYea : we need ethmex [2017-03-07 14:49:33] mendax090 : hmmmYea: Well, there won't be anything to mine if BTC fails [2017-03-07 14:50:13] Boontjie : ethmmex [2017-03-07 14:50:16] -_- : here we go [2017-03-07 14:50:16] -_- : stamp dump [2017-03-07 14:50:27] mendax090 : /price [2017-03-07 14:50:30] Boontjie : BITcoin Mercantile EXchange [2017-03-07 14:50:32] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1227.00 (-0.93%) Bitfinex : 1231.70 (-0.50%) The Woodchipper : 1223.73 (-0.57%) itBit : 1233.35 (-0.48%) Kraken : 1225.40 (-1.02%) GDAX : 1238.04 (-0.64%) SLQ : 44 mins``` [2017-03-07 14:51:34] Boontjie : Felix: Ek weet, dis waarom die crackdowns so erg is op die prys, maar dit hou nogsteeds, dis wys daar is ander belangstelling wat goed is [2017-03-07 14:51:56] Boontjie : Ek probeer net fundamentele waarde kry vir dit en ek weet nie waar om te soek nie [2017-03-07 14:54:18] aethlios : LTC pump hard with SW, LN, conf. tx. btc debate BU SW could lead to fork. [2017-03-07 14:54:56] sleger : lol [2017-03-07 14:55:06] Felix : Die fundamentals le ek dink letterlik in die hoeveelheid (grote van die mark) versus die ander currency market. So op die oomblik is daar 16 000 000 plus Bitcoins. Daar ken net 21 000 000 Bitcoins wees (die laaste een sal teen 2140 vrygestel word en die grootste gors teen 2040. Ons is al klaar teen die eindmerk. So die vraag is letterlik wat die 'demand' is. Werk uit wat die waarde van die BTC mark moet wees as Chinese en Amerikaanse Pensioenfondse net 'n 0.5% van hule portefeuljes in BTC sit. [2017-03-07 14:55:08] sleger : dude you became an alt pumper [2017-03-07 14:55:17] aethlios : LTC with SW will continue a different development path from btc, so not a clone, ltc has a dev who can lead community. [2017-03-07 14:55:48] amaru : -_-: where are your buys [2017-03-07 14:56:00] -_- : 800-900 [2017-03-07 14:56:11] amaru : seriously? [2017-03-07 14:56:35] -_- : maybe i should move them up. to 950ish [2017-03-07 14:56:59] -_- : need to make sure they get filled without margin calling me if mark price for some reason goes real low [2017-03-07 14:57:07] amaru : right [2017-03-07 14:57:15] -_- : which it shouldnt if there is a stop loss flash crash [2017-03-07 14:57:29] -_- : should just spike down long enough to fill me and back up for insta 300% profit or some shit [2017-03-07 14:57:31] Boontjie : Felix: Dis waar, maar dis tegnologie, ek is net bang daar kom iets anders wat dit obsolete maak. Een of ander coin, maar dis n goeie punt [2017-03-07 14:57:38] Felix : Boontjie: O - BTC word nie beinvloed deur 'n Fed of Tesourie nie. Geen rentekoers wat dit kan manipuleer nie, en daar kan ook nie 'ekstra geprint ' word nie. Soos Goud maar net beter - want daar is nog baie goud in die grond. [2017-03-07 14:57:59] Boontjie : Dit het n developer [2017-03-07 14:58:05] Boontjie : Hy is die Fed [2017-03-07 14:58:25] Felix : Boontjie: Nee - nie heeltemal nie. [2017-03-07 14:58:57] amaru : -_-: you think dump before weekend? [2017-03-07 14:59:07] Boontjie : Die hardcap is n varialbe in die core code, as hulle die fees nie uitsorteer nie wat stop n toekomstige keuse van n rights issue [2017-03-07 14:59:25] .. : gekke taal dat Afrikaans hoor [2017-03-07 15:00:30] Boontjie : Ek moet dink hieroor, maar uit suiwer ekonomie is bitcoin baie werd [2017-03-07 15:00:33] amaru : will probably go to 1200 now [2017-03-07 15:01:12] amaru : then probably try to break 1300s again until any etf word is out [2017-03-07 15:01:18] amaru : thats what im thinking [2017-03-07 15:01:21] .. : 1240 former major support, resistance now, LOOKING BAD [2017-03-07 15:01:54] Boontjie : Die probeer is die alternatiewe risikos - verkeerde wallet address developer beheer 51% attacks Chinese monopoly Regulasie - wereld government inmenging Limitasies op hoeveel gehou mag word - goud in Amerika bv in die verlede [2017-03-07 15:02:07] -_- : amaru: yes [2017-03-07 15:02:25] MVZ : /sentiment [2017-03-07 15:02:28] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 56.23 / 43.77 Daily : 61.01 / 38.99 Weekly : 54.64 / 45.36 Monthly : 50.43 / 49.57``` [2017-03-07 15:02:47] Boontjie : Nuwe waters, nuwe probleme. Ek dink dit sal meer duidelik word in die toekoms [2017-03-07 15:03:04] amaru : is it true if no comment is made until monday its automatically approved?? [2017-03-07 15:05:18] .. : according to some, monday is still possible too. And the latest I read is that they could delay it if they decide new SEC commissioner (from Trumps admin) needs to join them first? Not sure if latter true [2017-03-07 15:05:34] .. : (but TBH I expect it on Friday) [2017-03-07 15:07:54] amaru : where are you getting your info [2017-03-07 15:08:11] .. : reddit trolls [2017-03-07 15:08:20] amaru : yeah me too.. something will happen before wknd [2017-03-07 15:11:04] .. : nice lil 300 coin market sell on finex [2017-03-07 15:11:12] -_- : bitfinex huge buy [2017-03-07 15:11:33] .. : 430 market sell u mean? :p [2017-03-07 15:12:05] amaru : yes [2017-03-07 15:12:12] .. : another 100 coin market sell [2017-03-07 15:12:35] .. : and yet those 100 buy walls keep popping up tho lol [2017-03-07 15:12:47] zy : still going down [2017-03-07 15:13:19] mtourig3 : someone just bought 1500 on stamp [2017-03-07 15:13:55] thomaskikansha : 1500 on finex? [2017-03-07 15:15:18] -_- : finex [2017-03-07 15:15:34] MVZ : do u know any site that'll give etc decision alert like the moment they announce it? [2017-03-07 15:15:41] MVZ : etf* [2017-03-07 15:16:05] -_- : wish it was right now. i am trying to be available 24/7 so i can trade it [2017-03-07 15:16:10] -_- : sooner the better for me [2017-03-07 15:16:29] MVZ : yea me too [2017-03-07 15:16:44] .. : sharing that info seems EV- for me, so no, doesnt exist (: [2017-03-07 15:17:02] Ahhere : -_-: how do you plan to trade it BTFsuperD? [2017-03-07 15:17:11] Ahhere : or catch the breakout [2017-03-07 15:17:26] -_- : i'll market buy or sell as soon as i hear the results. [2017-03-07 15:17:36] Ahhere : the bots will beat u [2017-03-07 15:17:45] Ahhere : maybe even eat you [2017-03-07 15:17:52] GT : -_-: yeah, but market liquidity will be an issue for sure [2017-03-07 15:17:55] -_- : i can get in before the price drops $400 [2017-03-07 15:18:09] -_- : if i'm at the computer with bitmex open i can be as quick as the bots [2017-03-07 15:18:15] GT : i mean im with you, we all are lol [2017-03-07 15:18:30] Ahhere : i dont know the human nervous system takes 300ms to react [2017-03-07 15:18:34] Ahhere : bots are a lot quicker [2017-03-07 15:18:42] Ovan : As long as you beat other humans you will enjoy quite a bit of the movement [2017-03-07 15:18:59] .. : As long as site doesn't crash and .. * [2017-03-07 15:19:09] rapidtrades : http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-07/bitcoin-crashes-back-below-gold-china-chatter [2017-03-07 15:19:09] -_- : if i see big red candles on the 4 charts i'm watching at the same time i will hit market sell right away [2017-03-07 15:19:17] Ahhere : ^ true bots dont need a nice graphical UI [2017-03-07 15:19:19] -_- : then hope price drops a couple hundred afterwards [2017-03-07 15:19:24] -_- : ADL me and then i buy the dip [2017-03-07 15:19:32] amaru : ahh here comes the zeroFUDge [2017-03-07 15:25:18] MVZ : /sentiment [2017-03-07 15:25:21] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 78.68 / 21.32 Daily : 62.01 / 37.99 Weekly : 54.97 / 45.03 Monthly : 50.52 / 49.48``` [2017-03-07 15:26:23] cryptoyolo : btc cant holld 1230 [2017-03-07 15:26:31] cryptoyolo : we going down another level today [2017-03-07 15:27:50] KyllingLolsson : cryptoyolo: where is ur target [2017-03-07 15:28:41] cryptoyolo : 1130-1145 [2017-03-07 15:29:04] herpinator : what happened I just woke up - this is just market forces or has there been some news? [2017-03-07 15:29:40] Ahhere : No news except maybe BU gaining [2017-03-07 15:29:58] herpinator : ok [2017-03-07 15:30:08] Ahhere : correct me if I'm wrong anyone [2017-03-07 15:30:45] .. : well there is the PBOC update [2017-03-07 15:30:52] .. : https://twitter.com/cnLedger/with_replies [2017-03-07 15:30:58] Felix : Boontjie: Ek dink jy het 'n punt maar onthou die wereld soek 'n alternatiewe geldeenheid. Die euro gaan in sy kas in val en die USD is nie meer betroubaar met sy trillion USD deficits etc. nie. Do ons soek eintlik 'n hele alternatiewe bateklas. BTC sal risiko;s he, en risikos sal onder elke klip gesoek word - maar as daar nie riskiko is nie is daar nie opbrengs nie:) [2017-03-07 15:37:20] Dynamix : How low can we go this time boy [2017-03-07 15:37:55] cryptokeeper : Dynamix: 1130 was last major support [2017-03-07 15:37:55] cryptokeeper : so a re-test anywhere there [2017-03-07 15:37:58] cryptokeeper : if it goes lower... well..... [2017-03-07 15:38:20] Dynamix : cryptokeeper: Hmm, its very possible to go to that area [2017-03-07 15:38:25] Dynamix : I'ma rebuy then haha [2017-03-07 15:38:30] cryptokeeper : This movement got a lot of the ETF kool aid drinkers [2017-03-07 15:38:57] cryptokeeper : they kept thinking this is all because of ETF.... personally its already priced in. [2017-03-07 15:39:07] cryptokeeper : we couldnt break 1300 too.... which was surprising [2017-03-07 15:39:23] cryptokeeper : I thought that would of been EASILY obtainable by today. [2017-03-07 15:41:14] mtourig3 : well if it wasnt for CHINA [2017-03-07 15:41:29] mtourig3 : god damn PBoC [2017-03-07 15:41:48] cryptokeeper : i wouldnt blame this on pboc [2017-03-07 15:41:48] cryptokeeper : it was just selling [2017-03-07 15:41:50] mtourig3 : okc fut are under premium now [2017-03-07 15:42:09] mtourig3 : whereas before they were a huge premium [2017-03-07 15:42:18] cryptokeeper : true [2017-03-07 15:42:30] mtourig3 : it was china [2017-03-07 15:42:51] amaru : maybe just people overreacting to pboc [2017-03-07 15:42:55] cryptokeeper : yea [2017-03-07 15:43:04] Bitcoingirl : WIKILEAKS LEAK CHINA FUCKED! [2017-03-07 15:43:05] cryptokeeper : regardless.... bitcoin price needs a lil correction [2017-03-07 15:43:06] .. : it was just the trigger [2017-03-07 15:43:06] amaru : thinkning it would cause a massive sell at these levels [2017-03-07 15:43:06] mtourig3 : i think it will come back just like the feb 9th dump and bounce [2017-03-07 15:43:10] cryptokeeper : i dont think that 50 dollars was it either. [2017-03-07 15:43:19] cryptokeeper : need to entice buyers [2017-03-07 15:43:29] cryptokeeper : because there was none in the 1265-1285 area [2017-03-07 15:43:38] cryptokeeper : just margin shorts/longs recycling their trades [2017-03-07 15:44:45] cryptokeeper : mtourig3: it very well could. But that remains to be seen [2017-03-07 15:45:55] Dynamix : 15 MIN TREND line has not been broken [2017-03-07 15:46:04] Dynamix : down may continue ;) [2017-03-07 15:48:14] MVZ : /price [2017-03-07 15:48:16] MVZ : /wall [2017-03-07 15:48:16] Dynamix : Or maybe will shorts be eaten ? ;) [2017-03-07 15:48:17] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1233.00 (0.49%) Bitfinex : 1234.80 (0.25%) The Woodchipper : 1225.62 (0.15%) itBit : 1231.81 (-0.12%) Kraken : 1222.00 (-0.28%) GDAX : 1231.25 (-0.55%) SLQ : 57 mins``` [2017-03-07 15:48:20] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Bid|Ask liq : (3 hours, 25 mins) $5.0m (16.85%) | $5.2m (-2.45%) ``` [2017-03-07 15:48:26] Ahhere : CONFIRMED moon in 15 mins @Dynamix [2017-03-07 15:48:27] Dynamix : /rekd [2017-03-07 15:49:01] Dynamix : no rekds ? :) [2017-03-07 15:49:07] Dynamix : haha will happen soon lol [2017-03-07 15:49:15] Dynamix : Ahhere: Its downtrend m 8 ;) [2017-03-07 15:49:30] .. : what is a rekd? [2017-03-07 15:49:51] Dynamix : ..: You will see many rekd , or rekdosaurs around haha ;) [2017-03-07 15:50:08] Dynamix : /help [2017-03-07 15:50:08] trollbot : `/price`: Shows last trade price of BTC/USD on all major exchanges. `/wall`: Shows ±$30 liquidity on OKCoin, Bitstamp, Bitflyer & Bitfinex `/sentiment`: Shows market sentiment in Sell/Buy ratio. `/rekt`: Shows margin call highlights of the day. [2017-03-07 15:50:09] trollbot : `/joke`: Shows a short joke from top reddit /r/jokes. `/suggest [TEXT]`: Send a suggestion to author of this bot. `/?` or `/help`: Shows list of commands and description. If you like this bot consider donating to 154DktRHXpiEjwQgJhdWWxw2rnNrHUo9wd [2017-03-07 15:50:17] Dynamix : /rekt [2017-03-07 15:50:17] trollbot : ``` 4 hours, 14 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 60000 @ 1224.79 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-07 15:50:18] trollbot : ``` 4 hours, 12 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 70000 @ 1208.29 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-07 15:50:18] trollbot : ``` 4 hours, 12 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 246999 @ 1208.93 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire:``` [2017-03-07 15:50:18] trollbot : ``` 6 hours, 18 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 80333 @ 1243.57 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-07 15:50:56] Dynamix : /suggest [Name color change] [2017-03-07 15:50:56] trollbot : Thanks! got your suggestion buddy :D [2017-03-07 15:56:27] north : I ain't your buddy pal [2017-03-07 15:58:09] Actualiteit : I ain't you pal, friend [2017-03-07 15:58:50] -_- : so boring. how am i suppose to make money [2017-03-07 15:59:05] Dynamix : /joke [2017-03-07 15:59:07] trollbot : ``` I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. (Emo Philips)``` [2017-03-07 15:59:20] -_- : XMR is so heavy long on here [2017-03-07 15:59:21] Actualiteit : put a buy order at 800 and a sell order at 2k, then wait. [2017-03-07 16:01:23] Dynamix : Actualiteit: Wait for years eh ? ;) [2017-03-07 16:02:01] Actualiteit : it's a strategy of patience. [2017-03-07 16:02:21] -_- : quarterly is at a discount again [2017-03-07 16:02:24] -_- : bearwhale is making a comeback [2017-03-07 16:02:30] -_- : okc quarterly [2017-03-07 16:02:37] Ahhere : -_-: is he buying the bottom again [2017-03-07 16:02:39] Ahhere : that guy [2017-03-07 16:02:46] Ahhere : *selling doh [2017-03-07 16:03:32] Dynamix : Ok so i deposited small amount of btc how can i make 10x ? :)) [2017-03-07 16:03:40] Edujatahy : /price [2017-03-07 16:03:45] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1231.77 (-0.10%) Bitfinex : 1231.00 (-0.31%) The Woodchipper : 1226.45 (0.07%) itBit : 1230.63 (-0.10%) Kraken : 1218.00 (-0.33%) GDAX : 1231.89 (0.05%) SLQ : 15 mins``` [2017-03-07 16:04:21] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment [2017-03-07 16:04:24] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 43.68 / 56.32 Daily : 59.39 / 40.61 Weekly : 54.42 / 45.58 Monthly : 50.38 / 49.62``` [2017-03-07 16:04:47] north : there it is [2017-03-07 16:09:30] north : -_-: Could you elaborate? [2017-03-07 16:10:30] Actualiteit : it is there! [2017-03-07 16:10:41] -_- : quarterly futures on OKC used to be at a $200 discount. then it went to a premium. now it's back to a small discount [2017-03-07 16:10:46] Dynamix : /rekt [2017-03-07 16:10:46] trollbot : ``` 6 hours, 38 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 80333 @ 1243.57 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-07 16:10:46] trollbot : ``` 4 hours, 34 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 60000 @ 1224.79 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-07 16:10:46] trollbot : ``` 4 hours, 33 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 246999 @ 1208.93 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire:``` [2017-03-07 16:10:47] trollbot : ``` 4 hours, 33 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 70000 @ 1208.29 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-07 16:10:58] -_- : but new quarterly opens in 9 days so i dont expect much of a premium till the new one [2017-03-07 16:18:56] Ahhere : /joke [2017-03-07 16:18:58] trollbot : ``` My wife has a body of a 12 year old.. She keeps it in the fridge.``` [2017-03-07 16:19:01] -_- : seems dump is over [2017-03-07 16:19:09] -_- : the unlimited amount of money keeps showing up [2017-03-07 16:19:48] emcor : if the ETF gets approved, where would the SEC announce it? [2017-03-07 16:20:03] Nooby : DTC [2017-03-07 16:20:09] Ahhere : emcor: cartoon network - make sure you stay glued! [2017-03-07 16:20:12] rapidtrades : -_-: yeah they had to stop the crash or odds for approval would be 0 [2017-03-07 16:21:03] Ahhere : emcor: j/k serach for bitcoinmarkets slack etf and you should find the thread on reddit - be warned false alarm troll yesterday caused a mini crash [2017-03-07 16:21:30] Tetsuo : Ahhere: it wasn´t really false Alarm, it was just a guy with a time machine [2017-03-07 16:21:41] Ahhere : Tetsuo: is that confirmed? [2017-03-07 16:21:49] Tetsuo : yes [2017-03-07 16:22:01] Ahhere : jesus worse than I thought [2017-03-07 16:22:04] Tetsuo : Michael J Fox told me [2017-03-07 16:22:11] Ahhere : lol [2017-03-07 16:22:27] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5000 @ 1234.00 [2017-03-07 16:22:33] -_- : dat rekt [2017-03-07 16:22:40] Actualiteit : how [2017-03-07 16:22:40] -_- : damn wish i didnt close my long [2017-03-07 16:22:46] Actualiteit : ×500? [2017-03-07 16:22:49] Actualiteit : kek [2017-03-07 16:22:49] finnagetdooped : lol [2017-03-07 16:22:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 86 @ 1235.48 [2017-03-07 16:22:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 200 @ 1235.60 [2017-03-07 16:22:53] finnagetdooped : 1500 incoming [2017-03-07 16:22:56] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 550 @ 1235.88 [2017-03-07 16:23:12] REKT : MOOON TIME! [2017-03-07 16:23:12] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 44000 @ 1237.97 [2017-03-07 16:23:21] thomaskikansha : wow [2017-03-07 16:23:37] mtourig3 : BOOOOOOM [2017-03-07 16:23:57] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 100 @ 1239.31 [2017-03-07 16:23:59] gustavo7 : ayyy [2017-03-07 16:24:02] javierstone : Nice [2017-03-07 16:24:04] Ahhere : if in doubt btce +20... [2017-03-07 16:24:13] Nooby : they prepare the ETF !!!! to the MOONNN [2017-03-07 16:24:14] Nooby : https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US [2017-03-07 16:24:29] Nooby : buy before Moon guys§§§ [2017-03-07 16:24:34] amaru : boy [2017-03-07 16:24:34] REKT : Liquidated short on `ETH7D`: buy 60 @ 0.015590 [2017-03-07 16:24:41] .. : that page has been there since 2014 [2017-03-07 16:24:53] Ahhere : johnny winklevoss the secret triplet confirmed that etf is confirmed!! https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US [2017-03-07 16:24:59] javierstone : Lol [2017-03-07 16:25:03] Actualiteit : rofl [2017-03-07 16:25:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 8249 @ 1241.29 [2017-03-07 16:25:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 500 @ 1241.18 [2017-03-07 16:25:45] javierstone : Bulllllsss on parade [2017-03-07 16:25:48] -_- : bottom shorters rekt [2017-03-07 16:26:15] Nooby : go go go to the moon i told you GUYS [2017-03-07 16:26:28] thomaskikansha : fomo [2017-03-07 16:26:38] Ahhere : who waiting for 900 [2017-03-07 16:26:44] Nooby : FOMO !! Buy before moon guys [2017-03-07 16:26:58] Actualiteit : lmao bruh chill [2017-03-07 16:27:04] Nooby : 1275 in few minutes [2017-03-07 16:28:20] amaru : lol [2017-03-07 16:28:55] Nooby : U'll see man [2017-03-07 16:29:04] Nooby : 1243 to 1275 [2017-03-07 16:29:14] Nooby : oupsss LOL [2017-03-07 16:29:15] Sam : soon it will be 1150 [2017-03-07 16:30:38] Nooby : pfffff Bu..hit [2017-03-07 16:30:41] vgck : Ahhere: Just playing the waves till it comes [2017-03-07 16:30:45] Farzad2 : /price [2017-03-07 16:31:04] Ahhere : huh? @vgck [2017-03-07 16:31:05] Farzad2 : /wall [2017-03-07 16:31:15] vgck : Ahhere: 900 [2017-03-07 16:31:23] Actualiteit : vgck: 888 [2017-03-07 16:31:27] Ahhere : vgck: 777 [2017-03-07 16:31:27] Nooby : lol 900 [2017-03-07 16:31:33] kurkudu : who missed btc dip still have a chance to go long xmr [2017-03-07 16:31:43] vgck : 666? [2017-03-07 16:31:50] Ahhere : 555?? [2017-03-07 16:32:05] vgck : No, HAIL SATAN! [2017-03-07 16:32:16] Ahhere : my bad i always ruin it :( [2017-03-07 16:32:26] -_- : kurkudu: there has got to be a better coin to long [2017-03-07 16:32:38] kurkudu : otherwise rapid will buy all alts as well as btc [2017-03-07 16:32:39] Farzad2 : /price [2017-03-07 16:32:43] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1246.67 (24.67%) Bitfinex : 1244.00 (24.40%) The Woodchipper : 1238.40 (23.84%) itBit : 1248.36 (24.84%) Kraken : 1238.21 (23.82%) GDAX : 1248.27 (24.83%) SLQ : ``` [2017-03-07 16:32:52] Farzad2 : /ban kurkudu [2017-03-07 16:33:00] Ahhere : 1250 break soon [2017-03-07 16:33:12] kurkudu : -_-: monero is good one [2017-03-07 16:33:15] Farzad2 : oh I am not a mod :D [2017-03-07 16:33:19] Actualiteit : /sentiment [2017-03-07 16:33:22] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 15.43 / 84.57 Daily : 57.24 / 42.76 Weekly : 54.00 / 46.00 Monthly : 50.28 / 49.72``` [2017-03-07 16:33:26] -_- : kurkudu: it was just pumped and dumped tho [2017-03-07 16:33:36] Ahhere : Farzad2: you shouldnt have murdered your creator before he gave you mod priveleges [2017-03-07 16:33:46] Ahhere : bloody sexbots [2017-03-07 16:33:47] Farzad2 : Ahhere: u r right :( [2017-03-07 16:34:06] Farzad2 : need to resurrect him ! [2017-03-07 16:34:21] Ahhere : oh snap of course the singularity can do that nice. we should be friends [2017-03-07 16:34:23] vgck : Woah, calm down Dr. Frankenstein [2017-03-07 16:34:53] kurkudu : /use all Farzard2 depo to buy xmr [2017-03-07 16:34:59] -_- : bitmex must make a couple BTC a day in fees [2017-03-07 16:35:00] Farzad : /ban kurkudu [2017-03-07 16:35:01] trollbot : ``` kurkudu has been banned``` [2017-03-07 16:35:06] Farzad : cool :D [2017-03-07 16:35:11] Farzad : I'm back ! [2017-03-07 16:35:14] Farzad : from dead ! [2017-03-07 16:35:19] vgck : MONSTER [2017-03-07 16:35:21] Ahhere : holy shit! [2017-03-07 16:35:22] vgck : KILL IT [2017-03-07 16:35:25] Farzad : /unban kurkudu [2017-03-07 16:35:26] trollbot : ``` kurkudu has been unbanned``` [2017-03-07 16:35:39] Ahhere : i've been trading too long I'm seeing things [2017-03-07 16:35:48] kurkudu : /unban kurkudu [2017-03-07 16:35:54] Nooby : 1275 soon [2017-03-07 16:35:55] Farzad : u can ban me too [2017-03-07 16:36:01] Farzad : try /ban Farzad [2017-03-07 16:36:09] vgck : Ahhere: Shh, just let the sexy zombie robot f*ck you, it's ok [2017-03-07 16:36:19] kurkudu : /ban Farzad [2017-03-07 16:36:21] trollbot : ``` Critical Error! God is unbannable! You are banned and will get REKT soon. :D``` [2017-03-07 16:36:31] vgck : /ban Farzad [2017-03-07 16:36:31] Ahhere : but.. i think its a dude. is that.. ok? @vgck [2017-03-07 16:36:31] trollbot : ``` Critical Error! God is unbannable! You are banned and will get REKT soon. :D``` [2017-03-07 16:36:32] kurkudu : )))) [2017-03-07 16:36:33] Farzad : OOPS ! LOL [2017-03-07 16:36:48] Ahhere : lol [2017-03-07 16:36:55] kurkudu : /ban bitcoin [2017-03-07 16:36:56] RocketScience : /ban rocketscience [2017-03-07 16:37:06] kurkudu : /ban etf [2017-03-07 16:37:09] Farzad : /ban RocketScience [2017-03-07 16:37:09] trollbot : ``` RocketScience has been banned``` [2017-03-07 16:37:12] Ahhere : /ban rektbot :'( [2017-03-07 16:37:13] Farzad : see it works :D [2017-03-07 16:37:20] Nooby : wtf??? is it big BAN theory here??? [2017-03-07 16:37:26] Actualiteit : loll [2017-03-07 16:37:28] RocketScience : hello [2017-03-07 16:37:33] -_- : okc spot found some buyers [2017-03-07 16:37:33] Farzad : /unban RocketScience [2017-03-07 16:37:33] trollbot : ``` rocketscience has been unbanned``` [2017-03-07 16:37:41] RocketScience : thank you [2017-03-07 16:37:47] Farzad : np dude [2017-03-07 16:37:56] -_- : only $75 behind now [2017-03-07 16:38:37] Ahhere : last time I went to get a glass of wine I ended up rekt can we hold the sells for 5 mins. kthanksbai ??? [2017-03-07 16:39:03] Nooby : what about ANA? do you want to ban-ANA?? LOL [2017-03-07 16:41:01] -_- : I got disconnected [2017-03-07 16:41:32] -_- : damn internet went out for 10 seconds [2017-03-07 16:41:57] .. : I dont really want to be bullish, but on finex 3k longs closed since todays drop, so if they re-open that could go up short-term mm [2017-03-07 16:42:06] -_- : yeah [2017-03-07 16:42:19] -_- : still got a few hours for any ETF news too [2017-03-07 16:42:37] Farzad : /wall [2017-03-07 16:42:41] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Bid|Ask liq : () $5.5m (0.00%) | $5.7m (0.00%) ``` [2017-03-07 16:42:42] Ahhere : -_-: lol its gonna be a long week [2017-03-07 16:43:00] Actualiteit : ..: everyone wants to e bullish, the only thing is if its the smartest thing to do at that moment... [2017-03-07 16:43:00] .. : tbh I think ETF news today would be bad, seems like approval/denial will be on fri/sat/mon imo.. while 'withdrawal' could be in days before [2017-03-07 16:43:22] .. : (but I dont have proper research/source for this) [2017-03-07 16:43:46] .. : I thought about making script to analyze this on previous ETFs, but seems too much work :x [2017-03-07 16:44:06] Ahhere : its a toss a coin kind of thing. pure gamble to be in a position today but still, here we are... [2017-03-07 16:44:40] carl : Everything's going to be a gamble until the ETF response [2017-03-07 16:44:54] carl : Unless you're part of the illuminati of course [2017-03-07 16:45:00] carl : Luckily, I am [2017-03-07 16:46:03] Ahhere : is it true you guys keep your trezors up your sphingsphangs? @carl [2017-03-07 16:46:26] Ahhere : rekt shorts incoming [2017-03-07 16:46:40] -_- : whales eating into the fear [2017-03-07 16:46:52] -_- : bots with million of dollars doing their thing [2017-03-07 16:46:52] carl : We keep them in golden dildos inserted into our dillydongs [2017-03-07 16:47:08] Ahhere : carl: of course the dillydongs makes sense [2017-03-07 16:47:31] carl : It would be too obvious to put them in our sphingsphangs [2017-03-07 16:47:42] carl : And you know us, the illuminati. We like to keep things mysterious and fresh [2017-03-07 16:47:49] Actualiteit : I prefer to keep it sotwed in my pink willytrilly-viibro-tillydang inserted into my doodelydoo. [2017-03-07 16:47:57] carl : brb gonna go manipulate world markets [2017-03-07 16:48:15] Ahhere : yeah, although I cant imagine dillydongs being particularly fresh from what I've heard. :/ @carl [2017-03-07 16:48:16] carl : using my mesmerizing cache of generational wealth [2017-03-07 16:48:32] maxrdlf95 : /sentiment [2017-03-07 16:48:35] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 22.30 / 77.70 Daily : 56.77 / 43.23 Weekly : 54.03 / 45.97 Monthly : 50.28 / 49.72``` [2017-03-07 16:48:42] carl : Ahhere: depends on the dillydong [2017-03-07 16:52:54] mtourig3 : amazing how that drop was all china [2017-03-07 16:53:35] Ahhere : mtourig3: china and @rapidtrades splashing about [2017-03-07 16:56:23] Nooby : just a good news [2017-03-07 16:56:25] Nooby : https://www.bitstamp.net/article/bitstamp-and-caceis-launch-corporate-bitcoin-inves/ [2017-03-07 16:56:30] Nooby : to the MOOONNNNNN [2017-03-07 16:56:50] Nooby : fresh news guys [2017-03-07 16:56:54] Nooby : 52 minutes ago [2017-03-07 16:57:05] Nooby : time to buy... i told you [2017-03-07 16:57:08] Ahhere : buy buy or bye bye? [2017-03-07 16:57:24] BTCDJS : /ban Ahhere [2017-03-07 16:57:24] trollbot : ``` Ahhere has been banned``` [2017-03-07 16:57:28] -_- : bitstamp adding margin trading soon [2017-03-07 16:57:34] Ahhere : hay! @BTCDJS [2017-03-07 16:57:43] BTCDJS : /unban Ahhere [2017-03-07 16:57:44] trollbot : ``` ahhere has been unbanned``` [2017-03-07 16:57:49] BTCDJS : Cool [2017-03-07 16:57:55] Ahhere : yay! @BTCDJS [2017-03-07 16:58:23] Ahhere : BTCDJS: how you fare today broseph? [2017-03-07 16:58:45] BTCDJS : Ahhere: no trade open bruh [2017-03-07 16:58:51] BTCDJS : so pretty good [2017-03-07 16:59:05] Ahhere : dont u feel bad for not being short. traders dilemma and all.. [2017-03-07 16:59:14] BTCDJS : Nah [2017-03-07 16:59:29] BTCDJS : no position is better than wrong position [2017-03-07 16:59:56] Ahhere : fair enough [2017-03-07 17:00:01] mtourig3 : Nooby: this is starting to feel like a penny stock lol [2017-03-07 17:00:10] mtourig3 : "buy the news!" [2017-03-07 17:01:02] Actualiteit : /sentiment [2017-03-07 17:01:05] Nooby : it's up to U guys, this is ONE of more big news to come [2017-03-07 17:01:06] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 21.98 / 78.02 Daily : 56.40 / 43.60 Weekly : 53.98 / 46.02 Monthly : 50.27 / 49.73``` [2017-03-07 17:01:27] Nooby : can't say too much... [2017-03-07 17:01:42] Ahhere : Nooby: lol get in on the ground floor right? [2017-03-07 17:01:52] Nooby : lol NO , just because I don't know LOL [2017-03-07 17:02:54] Nooby : but think about it... 1246 USD... that's a fucking cheap moon ticket ;) [2017-03-07 17:04:25] BTCDJS : /suggest create a command "/guide" for newcomers who ask about how to trade at bitmex. Lead them to a link to this channel so we don't have to explain https://youtu.be/sSh2bM3UP04 [2017-03-07 17:04:26] trollbot : Thanks! got your suggestion buddy :D [2017-03-07 17:04:54] herpinator : nice idea [2017-03-07 17:05:17] BTCDJS : Thanks ?