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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-03-06 10:01:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : I'll wait for the next funding calc and see [2017-03-06 10:02:03] elmorte : Puffle-Razor-Spark: nah, it goes straight into RPnL [2017-03-06 10:03:32] rapidtrades : 2+ hours still not even 1 confirmation [2017-03-06 10:03:43] rapidtrades : currency of the future right here folks! [2017-03-06 10:03:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : elmorte: ah thanks, thats what I meant! So add those $25 to the fees, thus $425 fees paid since yesterday [2017-03-06 10:04:08] rapidtrades : im sure wall street is just waiting to dump millions in this POS [2017-03-06 10:04:36] Puffle-Razor-Spark : didn't you use an idiotic fee of 20 cents? [2017-03-06 10:04:53] elmorte : Puffle-Razor-Spark: yeah, that's why I only play with the futures [2017-03-06 10:05:02] rapidtrades : Puffle-Razor-Spark: ''idiotic'' [2017-03-06 10:05:18] rapidtrades : guess i should've used kraken's 9 cent SEPA trasfer [2017-03-06 10:05:38] rapidtrades : and got actual usable money not some joke tokens [2017-03-06 10:05:43] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: sorry that meant 'unreasonably low in times of congestion' [2017-03-06 10:05:59] rapidtrades : 10 cent was the norm 1 year ago [2017-03-06 10:06:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : bitcoin grew up in a smallblocker neighbourhood my friend [2017-03-06 10:06:45] Puffle-Razor-Spark : no denying [2017-03-06 10:07:09] rapidtrades : yeah it takes a lot of transations to move money in and out of exchanges constantly [2017-03-06 10:07:20] rapidtrades : cos u never know when one will go down with ur bitcoins [2017-03-06 10:07:33] rapidtrades : that's 99% of tranfers out there [2017-03-06 10:08:16] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: truth [2017-03-06 10:10:35] Apocalyptic : rapidtrades: nice funding coming bra [2017-03-06 10:12:17] rapidtrades : yes [2017-03-06 10:12:23] Ahhere : anybody else OCD about position sizes even though it costs them money? [2017-03-06 10:12:28] rapidtrades : too bad next one dropped from 0.35 [2017-03-06 10:12:48] ross : Monero going up nicely [2017-03-06 10:13:09] rapidtrades : Ahhere: u mean fidget so that the size is exactly right? [2017-03-06 10:14:07] Ahhere : rapidtrades: I mean I often click and take using market buy or sell. then notice my position size is not quite round so I'll buy a few extra contracts to make it round even if the next offer is quite a bit out [2017-03-06 10:14:38] Ahhere : cant cope with a position ending in 326 or some shit [2017-03-06 10:15:12] rapidtrades : yeah i kinda do that when arbing, guess its not optimal [2017-03-06 10:15:37] rapidtrades : guess btc size fluctuates based on pric [2017-03-06 10:15:39] ross : Ahhere: I hate when my profit is 0.326 or whatever I have to wait till it's 0.4. But usually it drops by the time that happens and I lose [2017-03-06 10:15:53] rapidtrades : ross: ur an idiot [2017-03-06 10:16:05] ross : rapidtrades: OCD [2017-03-06 10:16:28] rapidtrades : lot of OCD ppl here it seems [2017-03-06 10:16:59] rapidtrades : the Autism level here is definitely bigger then the cumulative IQ level [2017-03-06 10:17:02] ross : Right now I'm up 0.23 and I don't want to be close [2017-03-06 10:17:12] Ahhere : ross: i totally do that but I've learned to choose a reasonable p&l target and then round it down so I'm not waiting for a round number that will never come lol [2017-03-06 10:18:21] Puffle-Razor-Spark : So with 207 XTB longs, I will pay 207*0.002539=0.525573 in funding fees, correct? [2017-03-06 10:18:39] ross : I'm trolling, anything green is music in my ears. The rounding down is a good strategy [2017-03-06 10:18:44] Puffle-Razor-Spark : looks totally gay [2017-03-06 10:18:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ^ can someone verify please? [2017-03-06 10:19:50] Ahhere : ross: who is the asshole selling 3009 contracts at 1322.8 [2017-03-06 10:19:58] Ahhere : 3009!! what an asshole [2017-03-06 10:20:14] Puffle-Razor-Spark : That means XBT has to go up by something like $3.25 every 8 hours to make me profit. this sucks [2017-03-06 10:20:57] Ahhere : bots have no self respect [2017-03-06 10:20:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Long term swaps my ass [2017-03-06 10:21:49] ross : Ahhere: I put an order in at limit and I hate when 2173/3000 fill [2017-03-06 10:22:15] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ross: just buy the rest as taker. dont be cheap [2017-03-06 10:22:46] Ahhere : ross: ouch getting 70% filled means you got the bottom but those odd numbers hurt [2017-03-06 10:23:19] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: what is your ratio unrealised realised PNL for the shorts? [2017-03-06 10:23:44] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: I mean how much are you down compared to what you took in in fees? [2017-03-06 10:24:22] rapidtrades : both are red lol [2017-03-06 10:25:03] rapidtrades : is the default setting since opening the trade or for the life of the swap? [2017-03-06 10:25:05] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: really, with those funding fees going in your direction every 8 hours? [2017-03-06 10:25:23] Puffle-Razor-Spark : no clue [2017-03-06 10:25:27] rapidtrades : bra were u here in January [2017-03-06 10:25:35] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: nopes [2017-03-06 10:25:41] Puffle-Razor-Spark : other way round? [2017-03-06 10:25:41] rapidtrades : lost like 5% in funding [2017-03-06 10:25:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : damn [2017-03-06 10:25:58] rapidtrades : it was brutal [2017-03-06 10:26:18] rapidtrades : plus price kept going up lol [2017-03-06 10:26:26] rapidtrades : manipulated shit [2017-03-06 10:30:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: I hope you didnt short at 800 though [2017-03-06 10:30:46] rapidtrades : f*ck you [2017-03-06 10:31:15] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: hey that was sincere, my condolences if you did. [2017-03-06 10:31:26] vgck : rapidtrades: Dude, what if price only drops to like 900? You gonna cut your loses or just keep waiting? [2017-03-06 10:31:42] rapidtrades : https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/5xs0vr/eu_commission_ponders_setting_a_transaction_limit/ [2017-03-06 10:34:28] Ahhere : rapidtrades: two words :"local bitcoins guise" [2017-03-06 10:36:10] Ahhere : eu limitiing bitcoin purchases is like a bank limiting withdrawal. read: buy now [2017-03-06 10:36:42] rapidtrades : solid analysis [2017-03-06 10:36:48] Ahhere : rapid are you oracleseven? [2017-03-06 10:36:51] rapidtrades : wish i thought that up myself [2017-03-06 10:37:27] Ahhere : all rights reserved [2017-03-06 10:44:50] loomdart : hey rapid [2017-03-06 10:44:51] loomdart : how are you bud [2017-03-06 10:48:15] rapidtrades : im thinking do i take a nap now or sleep later [2017-03-06 10:48:57] rapidtrades : its 6am in 'Merica so unlikely we get news right now [2017-03-06 10:49:30] Ahhere : Ur not gonna stay awake all week? [2017-03-06 10:49:42] rapidtrades : bitmex motion to randomly ban 300 newbs [2017-03-06 10:49:54] rapidtrades : so we don't have ETF lag [2017-03-06 10:50:08] rapidtrades : can I have a second? [2017-03-06 10:50:15] loomdart : isn't there like... a couple of days to go [2017-03-06 10:50:17] loomdart : guys seriously [2017-03-06 10:50:18] loomdart : fuck the etf [2017-03-06 10:50:52] Ahhere : rapidtrades: motion to increase fees to improve infrastructure and servers and stuff. [2017-03-06 10:52:01] PARAFFIN : who keeping the fucking premium so low [2017-03-06 10:52:45] PARAFFIN : i mean we going to 1285 - 1290 today [2017-03-06 10:52:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : PARAFFIN: what premium do you mean? [2017-03-06 10:52:55] PARAFFIN : this here [2017-03-06 10:52:59] PARAFFIN : 1279 [2017-03-06 10:53:13] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ah should I close my sell? [2017-03-06 10:53:15] PARAFFIN : swap [2017-03-06 10:53:28] Puffle-Razor-Spark : there you go [2017-03-06 10:53:47] PARAFFIN : lol [2017-03-06 10:55:34] Puffle-Razor-Spark : but I really want to get rid of it [2017-03-06 10:55:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : have some as well [2017-03-06 10:56:12] PARAFFIN : is it a big order? [2017-03-06 10:56:36] PARAFFIN : 184365 [2017-03-06 10:56:37] PARAFFIN : this xD [2017-03-06 10:57:02] Puffle-Razor-Spark : selling like hotcakes [2017-03-06 10:57:35] PARAFFIN : guys moon today buy buy buy [2017-03-06 10:58:34] Ahhere : mooncakes!!! [2017-03-06 10:58:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : lol, yeah nice [2017-03-06 11:00:09] PARAFFIN : 12:00 in eu [2017-03-06 11:10:53] alchemist : ETF approved! Watch the news on centrabit application http://www.centrabit.io/ [2017-03-06 11:11:22] Puffle-Razor-Spark : alchemist: and download a coinstealer app ? [2017-03-06 11:11:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : no thanks [2017-03-06 11:11:41] kingkrung : a question: for what is leverage in XBT needed? I understand, if I chose a leverage of 100 I will get liquidated quit fast, if price goes wrong direction. So it possilbe to use 1BTC to sell/buy 100BTC? But Its not possilibe to 100 fold my earnings, by risking 1btc. [2017-03-06 11:12:26] Puffle-Razor-Spark : kingkrung it is possible, that's why it's called leverage [2017-03-06 11:15:36] Puffle-Razor-Spark : You buy 100XBT @ 1280, you sell 100XBT @ 1290 you made $1000 - fees. Measured in margin, your 1 XBT margin has made over 80% profit. [2017-03-06 11:16:55] kingkrung : I have to gamble with $1 trades to get this [2017-03-06 11:20:52] donsteep : well more like $5 but yes [2017-03-06 11:31:43] cryptoyolo : wtf is up with this bitcoin, thought we had some more mojo [2017-03-06 11:33:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1111 @ 1278.07 [2017-03-06 11:33:33] Puffle-Razor-Spark : who gets rekt @ 1278?? [2017-03-06 11:33:56] vgck : 100x who else? [2017-03-06 11:34:10] Puffle-Razor-Spark : sometimes I think those are fake rekts, not even possible at 100x [2017-03-06 11:34:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : where did the guy buy his long?? [2017-03-06 11:34:43] CutTheLosses : 1281 [2017-03-06 11:34:43] donsteep : at 100 easily if bought at recent top [2017-03-06 11:34:46] vgck : If I go 100x, liq is like 3-4 dollars down [2017-03-06 11:34:57] vgck : Do he probably bought at 1279-80 [2017-03-06 11:35:07] donsteep : market-buy and the range is another $1 less [2017-03-06 11:35:11] vgck : 100x yolo longed the top like a pro [2017-03-06 11:35:15] CutTheLosses : LoL [2017-03-06 11:35:58] laisee : its easy if you know how ... [2017-03-06 11:36:04] Puffle-Razor-Spark : you have to be a yolo pro to be able to do that, damn [2017-03-06 11:36:06] vgck : tbf it also means he only lost like $15, rapid is right the r/r is too good not to do it [2017-03-06 11:36:38] Puffle-Razor-Spark : vgck: there is never a r/r too good. [2017-03-06 11:36:54] fulrik : rapidtrades Nothing is so bad that it is not good for something. You are practically a celeb in this box. [2017-03-06 11:36:56] vgck : Puffle-Razor-Spark: If it started to rally and we hit 1300, his roe would've been great [2017-03-06 11:37:24] vgck : He can get liq'd tons of times, just has to time it once to make it all worth it [2017-03-06 11:37:27] zy : why the difference with the mark price? [2017-03-06 11:37:30] laisee : degen gamblers gonna gamble in degen fashion ... [2017-03-06 11:39:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : zy: fees in 20 minutes [2017-03-06 11:40:07] fulrik : vgck: Doesn't seem like a solid strategy to me... [2017-03-06 11:41:27] vgck : fulrik: This one guy on reddit 100x longed 1 XBT, he had like +40 BTC P/N for a while [2017-03-06 11:41:53] vgck : Turning 1k into 40k from one well timed position [2017-03-06 11:42:28] Ahhere : for a while.. what did he close at? [2017-03-06 11:42:49] vgck : He took like 3 BTC profit then let it liq cuz he's an idiot [2017-03-06 11:43:14] Ahhere : lol yikes [2017-03-06 11:43:30] vgck : But still, how many time's can he get liq'd and still make bank? [2017-03-06 11:43:47] vgck : I don't do it, but seems like a decent strategy to me [2017-03-06 11:44:44] Ahhere : in crypto it makes total sense. do that shit in forex and they will come looking for what you owe. your 1k becomes -10k in forex [2017-03-06 11:45:06] vgck : lol true [2017-03-06 11:52:56] ross : Monero is making me a ton [2017-03-06 11:55:39] Ahhere : sweet me too [2017-03-06 11:57:48] reyno : why is the funding fee so high? [2017-03-06 11:59:26] donsteep : I've been wondering about that too, what is it based on? [2017-03-06 12:00:17] Ahhere : ah funding nice [2017-03-06 12:00:32] vgck : To the moon? [2017-03-06 12:01:13] donsteep : if we don't get to moon soon, funding will go there without us apparently [2017-03-06 12:01:57] reyno : im -1.1xbt on funding [2017-03-06 12:02:31] reyno : 1300 is needed [2017-03-06 12:04:14] vgck : Or 1100, and all the longs get REKT on top of the funding :p [2017-03-06 12:06:41] thomaskikansha : 0.23% funding oh [2017-03-06 12:07:28] rejndjer : im new to this scene what does 0.23% funding mean? [2017-03-06 12:08:25] PARAFFIN : Funding occurs every 8 hours at 04:00 UTC, 12:00 UTC and 20:00 UTC. You will only pay or receive funding if you hold a position at one of these times. If you close your position prior to the funding exchange then you will not pay or receive funding. [2017-03-06 12:08:44] PARAFFIN : Funding = Position Value * Funding Rate [2017-03-06 12:09:38] thomaskikansha : rejndjer: longs paying 0.23% per 8 hour as interest [2017-03-06 12:09:46] PARAFFIN : So i think thats the interest you have to pay for your leveraged products [2017-03-06 12:09:51] Sultan Pepper : In swap [2017-03-06 12:10:12] rejndjer : so thats like paying maintenance of my position every 8h? [2017-03-06 12:10:12] thomaskikansha : which implies a great demand on longs [2017-03-06 12:10:12] jzayy : I made .5 bitcoin from my long [2017-03-06 12:10:32] jzayy : but my funding rate has cost me .4 btc [2017-03-06 12:10:38] Hawkeye : ok gotto go work.. you guys drop the futs to 1250 before i get back please ;) [2017-03-06 12:10:41] jzayy : I miss Okcoin futures [2017-03-06 12:11:00] jzayy : oh now allowed to mention other exchange here lol [2017-03-06 12:11:07] PARAFFIN : Hawkeye: see you at 1300 later [2017-03-06 12:11:10] PARAFFIN : ;D [2017-03-06 12:11:23] thomaskikansha : okc futures :) [2017-03-06 12:11:32] thomaskikansha : you just dont write it full [2017-03-06 12:11:44] thomaskikansha : bitstamp [2017-03-06 12:11:48] thomaskikansha : bitfinex [2017-03-06 12:12:01] jzayy : oh they just don't like okc I see [2017-03-06 12:12:02] thomaskikansha : oh just okc? lol [2017-03-06 12:12:14] Hawkeye : PARAFFIN: meh... i missed the dip last night i need a new one..... back in an hr if i am lucky , so get to it ! sell sell sell ;) [2017-03-06 12:12:32] PARAFFIN : Hawkeye: ok^^ xxoox [2017-03-06 12:12:37] rejndjer : why is mark price of my position changing constantly? [2017-03-06 12:12:59] Hawkeye : rejndjer: its the estimated 'fair'price [2017-03-06 12:13:16] jzayy : I thought futures were supposed to not charge funding [2017-03-06 12:13:39] Hawkeye : mark price isnt funding, its the price you might get liquidated against [2017-03-06 12:13:42] rejndjer : @Hawkeye what an awkward phrase that is xD [2017-03-06 12:14:26] Hawkeye : bbl gotto run ;) [2017-03-06 12:14:43] jzayy : Do most of you trade the march 31 future instead of the perpetual.. Does the march 31st have no lending fees?? [2017-03-06 12:14:43] rejndjer : thanks for help) [2017-03-06 12:15:03] jzayy : Damn it I can't believe i'm just figuring this out... [2017-03-06 12:16:42] Ahhere : jzayy: beware when march dips .. whoo boy does it dip - see $932 dip recently [2017-03-06 12:17:20] jzayy : Ahhere: Oh ok.. Thanks for the heads up [2017-03-06 12:17:57] jzayy : but no lending fees there right? [2017-03-06 12:18:02] Ahhere : jzayy: if u want to long march, put in low buys and wait or set alarms and get ready to BTFD [2017-03-06 12:18:07] Ahhere : worth reading the FAQ [2017-03-06 12:18:14] PARAFFIN : whats BTFD @Ahhere [2017-03-06 12:18:23] Ahhere : Buy the Flipping dip [2017-03-06 12:18:34] Ahhere : theres a dirty version also [2017-03-06 12:19:06] jzayy : Is the funding rate extremely high right now? [2017-03-06 12:19:34] Ahhere : no it maxes out at 0.375 [2017-03-06 12:19:41] jexxx : jzayy: Yes due to ETF has been approved check out here http://www.centrabit.io/ [2017-03-06 12:19:52] Ahhere : well it is high now but not higest possible [2017-03-06 12:20:52] jzayy : jexxx: only for windows? [2017-03-06 12:20:56] rejndjer : i have opened position 10 minutes ago on perpetual swap and i already have realised pnl, how is that even posible?:S [2017-03-06 12:21:20] Ahhere : rejndjer: funding 21 minutes ago paid you for being short [2017-03-06 12:21:29] rejndjer : but im long xD [2017-03-06 12:21:41] rejndjer : i opened pos after 12 [2017-03-06 12:21:49] Ahhere : huh they must like u [2017-03-06 12:22:30] rejndjer : i made account here yesterday, this is my first position here, trading with some spare money, this is better then casino xD [2017-03-06 12:23:38] Dynamix : rejndjer: yup that is true : [2017-03-06 12:24:22] jexxx : ETF has been approved now you guys wil see 3k$ each BTC check out centrabit app news http://www.centrabit.io/ [2017-03-06 12:24:38] PARAFFIN : dont open exploit [2017-03-06 12:24:56] PARAFFIN : fake [2017-03-06 12:25:06] zy : can someone ban this [2017-03-06 12:25:24] Ahhere : will he get my corns? [2017-03-06 12:28:05] Tux26 : can anyone see the XBTH17 orderbook? It loads forever for me (all other orderbooks work) [2017-03-06 12:28:14] rejndjer : why is btc ~20$ more expensive on japanese exchanges? [2017-03-06 12:28:20] rejndjer : do they like it that much? [2017-03-06 12:28:50] rejndjer : Tux26: no problems for me [2017-03-06 12:28:59] Tux26 : rejndjer: thx [2017-03-06 12:29:23] zy : rejndjer: the chinese are buying at the japanese exchanges [2017-03-06 12:29:47] zy : they can't withdraw coins in domestic exchanges atm [2017-03-06 12:29:54] rejndjer : oh, that makes sense, thanks [2017-03-06 12:31:47] Sultan Pepper : /ban jexxx Sorry, but no scamming. You may continue posting but other users will not see your posts and will not respond to you. Goodbye! [2017-03-06 12:33:22] zy : what do you guys use to get instant update for the etf decision? [2017-03-06 12:33:36] Sultan Pepper : Candlesticks ;) [2017-03-06 12:33:46] zy : lol [2017-03-06 12:33:49] klee : jexxx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHqqD9UMnxE [2017-03-06 12:33:49] PARAFFIN : twitter maybe [2017-03-06 12:51:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 40000 @ 1280.66 [2017-03-06 12:51:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 12 @ 1280.63 [2017-03-06 12:51:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 40 @ 1280.78 [2017-03-06 12:51:11] PARAFFIN : ? [2017-03-06 12:51:14] ross : Lol? [2017-03-06 12:51:56] ross : That's why you don't 100x folks [2017-03-06 12:52:03] PARAFFIN : check out stamp xD [2017-03-06 12:52:20] PARAFFIN : raining green [2017-03-06 12:53:31] ross : Bullstamp [2017-03-06 12:54:04] laisee : bitstamp always late to the party, just before its over [2017-03-06 12:58:30] Goofy : has someone a good advise regarding a bitcoin debit card? [2017-03-06 12:59:18] Goofy : is there any you could recommend? [2017-03-06 12:59:29] Boontjie : /joke [2017-03-06 12:59:31] trollbot : ``` The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes``` [2017-03-06 13:00:01] Boontjie : /joke [2017-03-06 13:00:03] trollbot : ``` I just finished reading a book called "How To Give Constructive Criticism" It was fucking shit.``` [2017-03-06 13:01:00] Coconuter : yololoooooo [2017-03-06 13:04:18] Ahhere : Coconuter: lol we are yolo twins hard not to buy in here [2017-03-06 13:05:07] -_- : bitfinex new high [2017-03-06 13:05:12] c.l : /price [2017-03-06 13:05:16] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1282.28 (0.41%) Bitfinex : 1285.60 (0.15%) The Woodchipper : 1280.08 (-0.15%) itBit : 1283.10 (0.29%) Kraken : 1276.50 (-0.27%) GDAX : 1285.01 (0.21%) SLQ : 4 hours, 12 mins``` [2017-03-06 13:05:23] -_- : highest in 2 days [2017-03-06 13:05:44] -_- : 10 from ATH [2017-03-06 13:05:54] Coconuter : even rapid is buying now [2017-03-06 13:05:58] Coconuter : look how quiet he is [2017-03-06 13:07:40] PARAFFIN : BUYBUBUY [2017-03-06 13:08:33] reyno : /sentiment [2017-03-06 13:08:35] PARAFFIN : 1286 finex [2017-03-06 13:08:36] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 72.03 / 27.97 Daily : 39.77 / 60.23 Weekly : 53.14 / 46.87 Monthly : 49.68 / 50.32``` [2017-03-06 13:08:39] PARAFFIN : /price [2017-03-06 13:08:43] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1280.64 (-0.13%) Bitfinex : 1286.50 (0.07%) The Woodchipper : 1280.08 (0.00%) itBit : 1284.02 (0.07%) Kraken : 1278.00 (0.12%) GDAX : 1285.02 (0.00%) SLQ : 3 mins``` [2017-03-06 13:12:50] -_- : stamp new 2 day high [2017-03-06 13:12:56] ross : Make Bitcoin great again [2017-03-06 13:16:21] rejndjer : yay my first position closed with profit [2017-03-06 13:19:14] B_Guy : This funding rate is madness [2017-03-06 13:20:46] -_- : join us on March [2017-03-06 13:20:49] -_- : no funding! [2017-03-06 13:21:05] Hawkeye : darnit i asked for a dip! ;) [2017-03-06 13:21:16] PARAFFIN : Hawkeye: wb^^ [2017-03-06 13:21:20] Bitdigger : what? 0.2289%? [2017-03-06 13:21:42] Hawkeye : thnx :) but still.... Dip darnit , not in position on this exchange [2017-03-06 13:21:51] thomaskikansha : 1300 today? [2017-03-06 13:22:27] Hawkeye : futures? sure ! [2017-03-06 13:22:36] PARAFFIN : 1325 should be possible today [2017-03-06 13:23:04] Felix : Tomorrow 1400 [2017-03-06 13:23:41] zy : fml [2017-03-06 13:30:50] JasonLi : ah ah ah [2017-03-06 13:30:53] JasonLi : /joke [2017-03-06 13:30:54] trollbot : ``` A girl walks into a dry cleaner She drops off her dress and turns to leave. The owner says, "Come again!". She says, "No it was toothpaste this time."``` [2017-03-06 13:32:55] kurkudu : Nice 1240 users [2017-03-06 13:36:21] sleger : who was that guy who kept saying retail couldnt short snap before 3 days ? [2017-03-06 13:36:38] Apocalyptic : sleger: you have some ? [2017-03-06 13:36:45] Apocalyptic : (shorts that is) [2017-03-06 13:36:52] sleger : no but i can "We would like to inform you that shares of the following securities are now available to be sold short: Stock Accounts SNAP" [2017-03-06 13:37:09] -_- : damn okc quarterly dumping a bit [2017-03-06 13:37:22] Apocalyptic : nice [2017-03-06 13:38:26] Hawkeye : price of btc is too darn high, back to 9,99 and start over :) [2017-03-06 13:38:41] Felix : Seriously - next projected fib level is 1399 [2017-03-06 13:38:56] -_- : oh okc spot is dumping [2017-03-06 13:39:05] zy : careful what you wish for [2017-03-06 13:43:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XMR7D`: sell 60 @ 0.012075 [2017-03-06 13:43:36] -_- : XMR dumping [2017-03-06 13:44:15] Hawkeye : i was just kidding with 9,99 ....999,99 is ok too ! ;) [2017-03-06 13:44:36] thomaskikansha : another fail for bull [2017-03-06 13:44:46] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 13000 @ 1279.50 [2017-03-06 13:45:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10 @ 1276.80 [2017-03-06 13:45:04] -_- : big dump [2017-03-06 13:45:13] followtheKITTEN : LMAO [2017-03-06 13:45:19] zy : oh dear [2017-03-06 13:45:30] laisee : 10 gone from 11M ... [2017-03-06 13:45:30] arbitrage101 : HALT [2017-03-06 13:45:46] Apocalyptic : nice drop [2017-03-06 13:45:58] bingbongfly : nice got some real cheap fills at 1291 ! [2017-03-06 13:46:17] arbitrage101 : only 10 dollars drop [2017-03-06 13:46:20] arbitrage101 : not big deal [2017-03-06 13:46:36] thomaskikansha : okc 3M dumped $40 [2017-03-06 13:47:07] -_- : damn march already back to where it was [2017-03-06 13:47:13] arbitrage101 : yes [2017-03-06 13:47:20] arbitrage101 : buy da dip [2017-03-06 13:47:28] arbitrage101 : work everytime [2017-03-06 13:47:47] ross : Nice dip buy for me [2017-03-06 13:47:51] ross : cheap coinz [2017-03-06 13:47:57] Ahhere : was bit scary guise [2017-03-06 13:48:35] y1uy : rough waters ahead [2017-03-06 13:48:45] thomaskikansha : okc quarterlies move wildly [2017-03-06 13:48:54] rowrow : guess futures are gonna spaz out any time market moves, yeah [2017-03-06 13:49:04] Hawkeye : @(*$&#* missed it again, was messing with settings and couldnt get my order back in fast enough. So one more time please :p [2017-03-06 13:49:15] Ahhere : note to self never trade same direction as @Coconuter [2017-03-06 13:49:31] Coconuter : its just the whale playing the newbas [2017-03-06 13:49:33] ross : Back to 1285 please [2017-03-06 13:50:12] Ahhere : Coconuter: why dat whale so mean? [2017-03-06 13:50:25] Coconuter : because he has deeper pockets [2017-03-06 13:50:34] Coconuter : and always want better entries [2017-03-06 13:51:03] Hawkeye : seems too shaky... think we'll have another drop [2017-03-06 13:51:13] rowrow : $12 index drop pushed futures down $45 [2017-03-06 13:52:54] jayesh : No Margin Calls ?? [2017-03-06 13:52:59] -_- : there was 2 [2017-03-06 13:53:34] jayesh : /rekt [2017-03-06 13:53:34] trollbot : ``` 9 hours, 49 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 52377 @ 1269.51 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-06 13:53:34] trollbot : ``` 9 hours, 49 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 50000 @ 1269.19 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-06 13:54:03] mtourig3 : wow nice dip again [2017-03-06 13:54:07] mtourig3 : like the 1000th time [2017-03-06 13:54:13] deop : haiyou waiguo? [2017-03-06 13:55:38] north : how do i set a leverage rate on bitfinex? [2017-03-06 13:56:21] bingbongfly : LOL okcoin [2017-03-06 13:56:22] bingbongfly : https://gyazo.com/52409557e655dae7a1c522a25cbe455b [2017-03-06 13:56:45] Ahhere : bingbongfly: kingmaker trade [2017-03-06 13:57:13] bingbongfly : Ahhere: yeah, what a pro dipbuyer :D [2017-03-06 14:02:40] cryptoyolo : XMR looks good huh! [2017-03-06 14:04:21] j8 : i guess new york open is a thing this week [2017-03-06 14:05:32] Ahhere : cryptoyolo: buy now is better than buy 2 hours ago [2017-03-06 14:05:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `DASH7D`: buy 3 @ 0.035364 [2017-03-06 14:09:33] guacamole : is there any standard for what time of the day etf news could come out or is it basically random as far as the market knows? [2017-03-06 14:10:01] Hawkeye : guacamole: might even be no news at all, which will make it pass [2017-03-06 14:10:39] guacamole : i mean hypothetically if news did come out, when would it be - seems like later in the day might make sense intuitively, but could be wrong [2017-03-06 14:10:55] ross : My friend works at sec and he said that it will pass [2017-03-06 14:11:51] Hawkeye : guacamole: that guess is as good as any other :) [2017-03-06 14:12:20] arbitrage101 : ross: my dad is tru-mp, he said it will not pass [2017-03-06 14:12:51] Ahhere : my cat likes milk and he didnt say anything [2017-03-06 14:16:38] ross : arbitrage101: I feel sorry for you [2017-03-06 14:17:06] datboiyuan : ross: upi [2017-03-06 14:17:14] datboiyuan : youre friend doesn't know shit [2017-03-06 14:17:25] datboiyuan : your friend gets coffee [2017-03-06 14:17:29] datboiyuan : your friend makes copys [2017-03-06 14:17:32] datboiyuan : of his dick [2017-03-06 14:17:36] ross : He's actually the cleaner [2017-03-06 14:17:37] datboiyuan : and eats them [2017-03-06 14:17:52] datboiyuan : a janitor? [2017-03-06 14:17:53] guacamole : we can clone chickens now? [2017-03-06 14:17:55] datboiyuan : ffs [2017-03-06 14:17:57] ross : Yea [2017-03-06 14:18:23] datboiyuan : so he doesn't work for the SEC [2017-03-06 14:18:35] datboiyuan : he works for whatever shit company they contract to clean their toilets [2017-03-06 14:18:45] guacamole : maybe he's their butler [2017-03-06 14:18:57] datboiyuan : yeah, their butt-ler [2017-03-06 14:19:01] datboiyuan : like booty robba [2017-03-06 14:19:16] datboiyuan : HA! [2017-03-06 14:19:17] Ahhere : guacamole: lol @ cock cloning [2017-03-06 14:19:19] ross : He overheard the big boss saying it'll be approved [2017-03-06 14:19:42] datboiyuan : we don't speak around the help [2017-03-06 14:19:51] Ahhere : guacamole: ¸ [2017-03-06 14:20:51] Ahhere : *c-ock cloning [2017-03-06 14:27:09] -_- : Dick [2017-03-06 14:27:22] Ahhere : -_-: i h8 u [2017-03-06 14:28:33] cess : wow you guys took him to the cleaners [2017-03-06 14:42:15] datboiyuan : whats with the dick cock thing [2017-03-06 14:42:20] datboiyuan : they just flip it [2017-03-06 14:42:30] datboiyuan : that's hilarious [2017-03-06 14:43:45] Ahhere : another dip munched. U guise are like piranhas [2017-03-06 14:47:50] looptrader : /rekt [2017-03-06 14:47:50] trollbot : ``` 10 hours, 43 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 50000 @ 1269.19 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-06 14:47:50] trollbot : ``` 10 hours, 43 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 52377 @ 1269.51 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:``` [2017-03-06 14:50:35] rapidtrades : almost 7 hrs and still nothing [2017-03-06 14:50:44] rapidtrades : currency of the future [2017-03-06 14:50:48] Sultan Pepper : Ahhere: ciao ma roeus [2017-03-06 14:51:26] Ahhere : Sultan Pepper: what u call me? [2017-03-06 14:51:57] Sultan Pepper : You french? [2017-03-06 14:52:27] cryptoyolo : check out ETH buy wall [2017-03-06 14:52:35] Ahhere : non irlandais @Sultan Pepper [2017-03-06 14:52:47] Sultan Pepper : It's verlin, because im hip [2017-03-06 14:53:01] rapidtrades : 82.152 sat/B is not low [2017-03-06 14:53:07] Sultan Pepper : Ahhere: oh ok baiii [2017-03-06 14:53:20] Ahhere : piece babes [2017-03-06 14:53:31] datboiyuan : rapidtrades: you're the wurst! [2017-03-06 14:53:37] datboiyuan : you sausage gobbling [2017-03-06 14:53:41] datboiyuan : lint-licking [2017-03-06 14:54:54] rapidtrades : it said 5 mins to 5 hrs ...and now its 7hrs+ [2017-03-06 14:55:10] rapidtrades : i didn't even pick the lowest fee lol [2017-03-06 14:55:20] rapidtrades : what a joke of a 'currency' [2017-03-06 14:56:13] BitMEX_Wally : rapidtrades: 82 Satoshi per byte is very low: https://bitcoinfees.github.io/#3h [2017-03-06 14:57:39] datboiyuan : rapidtrades: you are really really dumb [2017-03-06 14:57:53] datboiyuan : its not made for you to send .1 btc to bitmex you stupid fuck [2017-03-06 15:01:21] zy : drumpf's got a new move today [2017-03-06 15:02:03] thegypsy : /sentiment [2017-03-06 15:02:05] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 25.57 / 74.43 Daily : 39.08 / 60.92 Weekly : 52.69 / 47.31 Monthly : 49.59 / 50.41``` [2017-03-06 15:05:06] sleger : anyone else has max fee capped to 0.0005 at 0kc usd ? [2017-03-06 15:05:15] sleger : (withdrawals of course) [2017-03-06 15:07:17] rapidtrades : BitMEX_Wally: it can't be low cos it said 5m to 5 hrs [2017-03-06 15:07:42] MikeHunt : missed the dip by an hr [2017-03-06 15:07:42] MikeHunt : damn it [2017-03-06 15:07:46] MikeHunt : fucking work [2017-03-06 15:08:23] Ahhere : working. rookie mistake right there @MikeHunt [2017-03-06 15:08:31] MikeHunt : Ahhere: gotta pay the rent some how [2017-03-06 15:09:12] Ahhere : squatters rights are the way forward brah [2017-03-06 15:21:56] MikeHunt : Ahhere: lol [2017-03-06 15:28:23] rapidtrades : guess i should've sent with the new min fee of 50 cents [2017-03-06 15:29:56] rapidtrades : guess chinese miners are not making enough at 1300$ per btc [2017-03-06 15:32:27] sleger : if we estimate 50% rejection price goes down to 1000 and 50% accept price goes to 2k then current fair price should be ~1500, very cheap now [2017-03-06 15:33:33] Apocalyptic : yeah sure [2017-03-06 15:34:21] rapidtrades : i love how his payout is asymmetrical, what a bulltard [2017-03-06 15:34:27] Hawkeye : sleger: shhh i need a dip ;) [2017-03-06 15:34:33] MusicDJ : BitMEX_Wally: someone is trying to rob me !!!! [2017-03-06 15:34:47] sleger : shhhhtttt [2017-03-06 15:35:04] sleger : call 911 [2017-03-06 15:35:37] hmmmYea : rapidtrades: the payout is assymetric [2017-03-06 15:35:54] MusicDJ : all my balans was sent to 1MJwmM3r5HgzJPxj2deGbb7ydSFS8geq7a [2017-03-06 15:35:57] sleger : there is a floor at 0 anyways and no cap [2017-03-06 15:36:03] sleger : MusicDJ: thank you for your donation [2017-03-06 15:36:14] sleger : your 0.2btc were received [2017-03-06 15:36:49] BitMEX_Sam : MusicDJ: Add two-factor and change your password [2017-03-06 15:37:19] rapidtrades : hmmmYea: yea yea, it always is with u ppl...rejection we dip a little, approval we go up a lot [2017-03-06 15:37:24] MusicDJ : i have a two-factor [2017-03-06 15:37:27] rapidtrades : must be nice to love in lala land [2017-03-06 15:37:38] sleger : i dont see any transaction to this address @MusicDJ [2017-03-06 15:38:58] MusicDJ : i stop the transaction [2017-03-06 15:38:59] MusicDJ : The request to withdraw 1.45702973 XBT to the address 1MJwmM3r5HgzJPxj2deGbb7ydSFS8geq7a has been canceled. [2017-03-06 15:39:16] sleger : the hacker is so dumb !! [2017-03-06 15:39:24] sleger : he should have done that 2 min before withdrawal time [2017-03-06 15:39:30] sleger : you wouldnt have time to cancel [2017-03-06 15:39:32] hmmmYea : rapidtrades: yes. that is exactly what assymetric means. [2017-03-06 15:40:30] MusicDJ : i will kill this mother fucker [2017-03-06 15:40:46] zaico : BitMEX_Sam: I have some questions about your arbitrage entries in your blog. ¿Is there a way to talk about it in a more fluent way? Telegram maybe? [2017-03-06 15:41:50] BitMEX_Sam : MusicDJ: Your account has some very strange history. We will lock it to protect your funds, please get in contact with us at support@bitmex.com [2017-03-06 15:41:51] hmmmYea : rapidtrades: dip prolly will just be a liquidity failure rather than a real fundamental change in the lt value of xbt. there's some premium in the price right now playing for approval, but i doubt its that big. 10%... maybe. [2017-03-06 15:43:10] sleger : I agree, I'd say IF etf refused, after the initial dip we're back above 1100 easy] [2017-03-06 15:43:15] zaico : BitMEX_Sam: I have some questions about your arbitrage entries in your blog. ¿Is there a way to talk about it in a more fluent way? Telegram maybe? [2017-03-06 15:43:38] BitMEX_Sam : zaico: We generally do not provide trading support [2017-03-06 15:44:01] hmmmYea : sleger: i plan to be a knife catcher if it is rejected [2017-03-06 15:44:16] sleger : I have another plan for that [2017-03-06 15:44:38] hmmmYea : care to share? [2017-03-06 15:44:43] sleger : after yes [2017-03-06 15:44:46] hmmmYea : lol [2017-03-06 15:45:08] Apocalyptic : sleger: some option strategy could be of use [2017-03-06 15:45:10] zaico : BitMEX_Sam: but you do provide entries about it. So people use your exchange... [2017-03-06 15:45:17] sleger : Apocalyptic: too expensive / illiquid [2017-03-06 15:45:24] hmmmYea : im personally hoping for a COIN reject without any solidx news [2017-03-06 15:45:27] BitMEX_Sam : They are educational articles but we are not providing chat support for trading strategies [2017-03-06 15:45:55] Apocalyptic : sleger: what's the main option venue for BTC btw ? [2017-03-06 15:46:11] sleger : i dont think there is any major one [2017-03-06 15:46:59] sleger : hmmmYea: I doubt they waited that long to reject it now, every day makes approval more likely. Also they have approved a lot of shitty etf [2017-03-06 15:51:23] rapidtrades : so ur long now? [2017-03-06 15:52:13] -_- : btc has done nothing after that dip [2017-03-06 15:52:42] klee : https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US [2017-03-06 15:53:07] hmmmYea : sleger: i will be surprised if coin is approved [2017-03-06 15:53:20] hmmmYea : klee: that doesn't mean anything [2017-03-06 15:53:26] sleger : klee: do you know how long its been there ? [2017-03-06 15:55:59] rapidtrades : are u long u weasel? @sleger [2017-03-06 15:56:15] sleger : insignificantly [2017-03-06 15:56:30] sleger : because i dont gamble [2017-03-06 15:57:02] rapidtrades : u gambled shorting ZEC [2017-03-06 15:58:14] sleger : was it pending a SEC decision ? [2017-03-06 15:58:19] sleger : no [2017-03-06 15:59:13] rapidtrades : must be nice to live in bulltard nation [2017-03-06 15:59:22] rapidtrades : approval moon, rejection buy 'cheap' coinz [2017-03-06 15:59:47] amaru : klee: does this mean anything to you [2017-03-06 16:00:11] sleger : rapidtrades: it's only nice if you're not short [2017-03-06 16:00:22] rapidtrades : BitMEX_Wally: do i wait for deposit or what [2017-03-06 16:00:33] rapidtrades : will it go through eventually? [2017-03-06 16:00:42] BitMEX_Sam : Eventually yes [2017-03-06 16:01:09] rapidtrades : estimate said up to 5 hrs...now its 8+ [2017-03-06 16:01:34] Hawkeye : best cold wallet is to send it to a wallet without fees ;) will be safe for days /weeks if you are lucky ;) [2017-03-06 16:01:59] Hawkeye : my best cold wallt is still MtGox ..... like a fortress! [2017-03-06 16:02:15] rapidtrades : Sad! [2017-03-06 16:02:37] Hawkeye : bigly sad yes [2017-03-06 16:02:47] -_- : price inching down again [2017-03-06 16:03:01] Hawkeye : good ... good <rubs hands> this time i got my order in ! [2017-03-06 16:03:23] zanza : losing money on SNAP [2017-03-06 16:03:26] Hawkeye : prob the dip that will go straight through my buy and to the liq price ;) with my luck [2017-03-06 16:03:41] Hawkeye : zanza you bought snap ??? [2017-03-06 16:04:06] zanza : i went all in on SNAP [2017-03-06 16:04:09] zanza : j/k [2017-03-06 16:04:09] Hawkeye : ugh [2017-03-06 16:04:14] zanza : i didn't [2017-03-06 16:04:15] Hawkeye : ah ok ... phew :) [2017-03-06 16:04:18] zanza : :) [2017-03-06 16:04:25] zanza : 40 Billion [2017-03-06 16:04:35] zanza : for damn camera ap [2017-03-06 16:04:52] sleger : facebook is just a website [2017-03-06 16:04:57] Hawkeye : oh lets make snapcoin that you will need to use snapchat... goldmine ! ;) [2017-03-06 16:05:02] zanza : how much SNAP did you buy sleger? [2017-03-06 16:05:13] sleger : none, I have a sell order around 29.9 [2017-03-06 16:05:18] zanza : nice [2017-03-06 16:06:16] xbtman : If I want to do basis trading, how do I get the quarterly futures basis/theta