This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-03-03 09:29:14] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: lol, judging from your address you really cut it close here ;)
[2017-03-03 09:29:15] wurstgelee : btc amount back then x price back then vs btc nowx price now
[2017-03-03 09:29:16] elmorte : manager even
[2017-03-03 09:29:18] wurstgelee : where is the problem?
[2017-03-03 09:29:26] RoftheN : Don't stalk my adress
[2017-03-03 09:29:36] elmorte : I didn't exactly keep a record
[2017-03-03 09:29:37] Puffle-Razor-Spark : hehe
[2017-03-03 09:29:39] Ahhere : elmorte: sounds like you need excel in your life
[2017-03-03 09:29:40] elmorte : in a single pla
[2017-03-03 09:29:41] RoftheN : This wallet is my food ordering w
[2017-03-03 09:29:49] RoftheN : But I had to send everything to exchanges to minimize losses
[2017-03-03 09:29:50] Puffle-Razor-Spark : muhaha
[2017-03-03 09:29:50] elmorte : Ahhere: I have too much excel in my life
[2017-03-03 09:29:57] wurstgelee : elmorte: i dont account for alphabay investments either
[2017-03-03 09:30:00] wurstgelee : :p
[2017-03-03 09:30:02] Ahhere : elmorte: so how do you not know if u are up?
[2017-03-03 09:30:22] elmorte : Ahhere: because that excel is for day jobs
[2017-03-03 09:30:30] javierstone : the premium is still shit on futures
[2017-03-03 09:30:32] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: I don't judge people for having a good appetite in food or risk or whatever. good luck with your trades man
[2017-03-03 09:30:34] RoftheN : What do you buy on alphabay? Alpha males?
[2017-03-03 09:30:37] Ahhere : elmorte: lols u krazy
[2017-03-03 09:30:39] elmorte : wurstgelee: oh, I do...street value - alphabay value = profit!
[2017-03-03 09:30:43] -_- : javierstone: because new one starts in 2 weeks
[2017-03-03 09:30:44] RoftheN : Wow you're so nice Puffle
[2017-03-03 09:30:53] wurstgelee : elmorte: everything so cheap there atm :D
[2017-03-03 09:30:57] wurstgelee : in btc terms ofc
[2017-03-03 09:31:00] elmorte : paper profit, before anyone assumes I'm dealing....again
[2017-03-03 09:31:12] wurstgelee : i only buy alphas
[2017-03-03 09:31:18] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: nah, just in a good mood today
[2017-03-03 09:31:20] RoftheN : I bought some DMT at apple Market
[2017-03-03 09:31:23] Ahhere : what % of this chatbox is drug dealers wow
[2017-03-03 09:31:25] RoftheN : Am I a ctriminal now?
[2017-03-03 09:31:42] wurstgelee : no dealing here
[2017-03-03 09:31:58] Ahhere : no wonder crypto is so YOLO prone
[2017-03-03 09:32:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : dealing crypto for tears
[2017-03-03 09:32:07] RoftheN : Ofc, no one lives twice right
[2017-03-03 09:32:08] rangle : some decent sell walls on stamp and finex
[2017-03-03 09:32:21] RoftheN : Does that mean I'll be rich?
[2017-03-03 09:32:23] Ahhere : RoftheN: i know a buddist who would beg to differ
[2017-03-03 09:32:37] wurstgelee : Ahhere: tell him he is wrong
[2017-03-03 09:32:37] wurstgelee : :P
[2017-03-03 09:32:53] RoftheN : I know lots of people who realize reincarnation is bullshit who beg to differ
[2017-03-03 09:33:28] RoftheN : I liked buddhism though, it's the only religion that sounds peaceful to me
[2017-03-03 09:35:18] Ahhere : buddists be tripping
[2017-03-03 09:35:28] ross : Scientology
[2017-03-03 09:35:36] ross : Is the only religion
[2017-03-03 09:36:06] MikeHunt : islam, religion of peace
[2017-03-03 09:36:17] elmorte : don't start this shit again
[2017-03-03 09:36:22] MikeHunt : http://i.imgur.com/Yy8DQO4.png
[2017-03-03 09:36:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : bitmex higher than finex
[2017-03-03 09:37:24] -_- : i'm so sick of BTC only going up 2% or 3% a day
[2017-03-03 09:37:35] elmorte : -_-: coz you short?
[2017-03-03 09:37:55] -_- : no cause it's harder to make money in BTC when it isn't going up 5%-10% a day
[2017-03-03 09:38:51] Ahhere : -_-: yeah i thought it was just me
[2017-03-03 09:39:00] elmorte : what happened to the leaderboard link?
[2017-03-03 09:39:13] -_- : https://www.bitmex.com/app/leaderboard
[2017-03-03 09:39:15] -_- : what about it
[2017-03-03 09:39:23] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: just increase you leverage and buy the futures. You'll have your ride
[2017-03-03 09:39:46] -_- : hardly anyone wants their real username on the leaderboard
[2017-03-03 09:39:50] elmorte : -_-: Thanks...where was it?
[2017-03-03 09:39:58] -_- : under contracts
[2017-03-03 09:40:02] -_- : top left 4th one down
[2017-03-03 09:40:11] Ahhere : -_-: I have mine just not baller enough yet :(
[2017-03-03 09:40:19] elmorte : Ah k...yeah, that's intuitive
[2017-03-03 09:40:28] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: I want it on the leaderboard, except I'm way off
[2017-03-03 09:40:37] -_- : sucks to be you guys
[2017-03-03 09:40:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-:
[2017-03-03 09:40:54] Ahhere : how is the ROE one calculated? based on max account size
[2017-03-03 09:41:10] -_- : based on what you deposited compared to what you have now
[2017-03-03 09:41:29] Ahhere : yeah but i deposit and withdraw every few days as needed
[2017-03-03 09:41:41] -_- : ah then you'll most likely never be on it
[2017-03-03 09:41:55] -_- : unless you trade your way to like 500 btc
[2017-03-03 09:42:24] -_- : i deposit more money once or i would be higher
[2017-03-03 09:42:42] -_- : i'd be like #3 or #4 makes me mad. should have never done it
[2017-03-03 09:42:45] Ahhere : lol thats funny
[2017-03-03 09:43:02] elmorte : -_-: mmm...arbitrary board positions
[2017-03-03 09:43:17] elmorte : almost as good as magic internet money
[2017-03-03 09:43:21] -_- : yeah
[2017-03-03 09:43:26] javierstone : keeps going and going
[2017-03-03 09:43:30] j8 : top by notional is what matters
[2017-03-03 09:43:35] j8 : aim high
[2017-03-03 09:43:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : elmorte: yeah but its street cred for chat
[2017-03-03 09:43:45] -_- : i'm guessing one could open a new account. deposit .1 and go long or short on ETF decision. be on the leaderboard the next day
[2017-03-03 09:44:01] -_- : price should move at least 6% on news
[2017-03-03 09:44:04] elmorte : open two accounts, one long, one short
[2017-03-03 09:44:09] Ahhere : -_-: there is a dude who is about no 4 in both he is probably the most successful trader
[2017-03-03 09:44:24] Ahhere : or best trader
[2017-03-03 09:44:26] elmorte : get liquidated as the price yoyos...
[2017-03-03 09:44:31] -_- : Ahhere: yeah. they deposit 8btc too
[2017-03-03 09:44:32] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: do you do this for a living mate?
[2017-03-03 09:44:46] wagwanbebe : or hobbyist
[2017-03-03 09:44:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: I'd be happy with first spot on first board
[2017-03-03 09:44:58] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: no but since last 6 months I have beaten my dayjob income so would like to
[2017-03-03 09:45:14] -_- : easy when price moves
[2017-03-03 09:45:17] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: dont sell yourself short
[2017-03-03 09:45:39] -_- : try trading early 2016 when nothing was moving
[2017-03-03 09:46:00] Ahhere : -_-: Im trading a few years but I dont bother when its quiet trading noise is too hard
[2017-03-03 09:46:16] javierstone : okcoin leading now is bullish
[2017-03-03 09:46:38] Ahhere : -_-: u fulltime?
[2017-03-03 09:46:46] -_- : Some China exchanges over 9000 cny
[2017-03-03 09:47:02] -_- : I work part time but don't do anything but trade at work
[2017-03-03 09:47:16] -_- : Then trade at home
[2017-03-03 09:47:27] elmorte : -_-: which ones?
[2017-03-03 09:47:39] -_- : There was a tweet about it
[2017-03-03 09:47:45] -_- : Bter was one
[2017-03-03 09:47:50] javierstone : its so satisfying to earn btc
[2017-03-03 09:47:52] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Fair enough, would be nice one day right. Fingers crossed on the ETF vote as it will certainly spice things up a bit :)
[2017-03-03 09:48:20] wurstgelee : it already did
[2017-03-03 09:48:21] -_- : Bter enabled withdraws. 10 btc a day limit
[2017-03-03 09:48:23] wurstgelee : *spice things up that is
[2017-03-03 09:48:32] javierstone : bter?
[2017-03-03 09:48:37] wurstgelee : bter
[2017-03-03 09:48:40] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: money will be made whichever outcome volatility is all u need
[2017-03-03 09:48:45] -_- : Yunbi also enabled withdraws
[2017-03-03 09:48:45] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: So you just work for insurance benefits and internet connection
[2017-03-03 09:49:12] elmorte : BTC : $1453.6 holy crap Bter
[2017-03-03 09:49:28] -_- : I don't even have insurance. Just went to the dentist too
[2017-03-03 09:49:39] Ahhere : -_-: insurance is for mugs
[2017-03-03 09:49:46] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: I dont want to temp fate so I am not going to bet on ETF now haha
[2017-03-03 09:49:51] javierstone : we are about to see huge rise
[2017-03-03 09:49:52] wagwanbebe : tempt*
[2017-03-03 09:49:56] -_- : I'm a young healthy individual
[2017-03-03 09:50:11] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: where are you from?
[2017-03-03 09:50:16] -_- : China will be bullish next week when withdraws are enable
[2017-03-03 09:50:30] Ahhere : one of the richest dudes i met told me he is successful because both his businesses people pay him and he doesnt have to give them anything
[2017-03-03 09:50:36] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: ireland
[2017-03-03 09:51:01] Ahhere : can you guess his businesses?
[2017-03-03 09:51:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: he is born to rich parents?
[2017-03-03 09:51:33] Puffle-Razor-Spark : and still in school
[2017-03-03 09:51:38] elmorte : Ahhere: tax man
[2017-03-03 09:52:09] BTCDJS : Ahhere: gangster
[2017-03-03 09:52:12] Ahhere : no people pay him upfront and he only gives something back to some of his customers
[2017-03-03 09:52:21] Puffle-Razor-Spark : lotterie
[2017-03-03 09:52:29] elmorte : Ahhere: oh yeah, numbers
[2017-03-03 09:52:34] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: online gambling I'll give u that
[2017-03-03 09:52:37] Ahhere : and the other business...
[2017-03-03 09:52:48] micmix : Ahhere: insurance
[2017-03-03 09:52:50] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Top of the morning in that case, my ancestors are cattle theives from Tipperary
[2017-03-03 09:52:54] Ahhere : micmix: nailed it
[2017-03-03 09:53:16] BTCDJS : Ahhere: I was right
[2017-03-03 09:53:17] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: ha u in boston?
[2017-03-03 09:53:28] micmix : insurance and online gambling go hand in hand
[2017-03-03 09:53:30] BTCDJS : gangster
[2017-03-03 09:53:40] Ahhere : BTCDJS: lol true legal gangster
[2017-03-03 09:53:46] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: I live in England mate, my old man tells me and everyone else this crap haha
[2017-03-03 09:54:16] Ahhere : is he a builder? @wagwanbebe
[2017-03-03 09:54:47] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: No offshore oil xD
[2017-03-03 09:55:17] Ahhere : cool good money in that too
[2017-03-03 09:57:27] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Yeah hes done well. I need to make my own fortune now though, sadly I won’t earn a 6 figure salary in project management haha
[2017-03-03 09:57:58] shapeshifter : does anyone have an automatic way to track ETF approval?
[2017-03-03 09:58:15] vgck : shapeshifter: Someone on reddit wrote a python script
[2017-03-03 09:58:16] Ahhere : you might if you can get a job in crypto. @wagwanbebe
[2017-03-03 09:58:22] wagwanbebe : i wanna make my own crypto
[2017-03-03 09:59:28] wagwanbebe : Clitcoin, based on pics of girls vaginas
[2017-03-03 09:59:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : we really dont need another crypto. got 95 too many already
[2017-03-03 09:59:47] InvalidUser : BS
[2017-03-03 10:00:02] wagwanbebe : DorianWhack-A-Moto: CLITCOIN WILL MAKE IT MAN
[2017-03-03 10:00:16] rustiv : stamp leading
[2017-03-03 10:00:22] rustiv : pump it bullstamp
[2017-03-03 10:00:38] Ahhere : pump and dump clitcoin
[2017-03-03 10:01:44] shapeshifter : vgck: cheers
[2017-03-03 10:02:01] rustiv : PUMP IT
[2017-03-03 10:02:06] Ahhere : oh funk here goes finex
[2017-03-03 10:02:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : no profit taking. no rekt. whats going on?
[2017-03-03 10:02:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 185 @ 1328.51
[2017-03-03 10:02:34] rustiv : walls getting eaten
[2017-03-03 10:02:37] InvalidUser : WOO HOO !!!
[2017-03-03 10:02:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 861 @ 1289.62
[2017-03-03 10:02:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 106856 @ 1333.44 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished:
[2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2000 @ 1291.37
[2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 42330 @ 1289.52
[2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : All aboard the MOON train!
[2017-03-03 10:02:46] Ahhere : guess my 1300 buy will die alone
[2017-03-03 10:02:51] rustiv : 1300 LETS DO IT BOIS
[2017-03-03 10:03:20] InvalidUser : 1400 on Bitflyer
[2017-03-03 10:03:46] RoftheN : OH HEY LOOK
[2017-03-03 10:03:54] RoftheN : I go away for a few seconds
[2017-03-03 10:04:21] InvalidUser : GL everyone
[2017-03-03 10:04:21] shapeshifter : /price
[2017-03-03 10:04:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : nice
[2017-03-03 10:04:26] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1285.00 (0.60%) Bitfinex : 1288.60 (0.56%) The Woodchipper : 1292.56 (0.59%) itBit : 1280.71 (0.44%) Kraken : 1278.00 (-0.02%) GDAX : 1285.00 (0.28%) SLQ : 1 hour, 46 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:04:36] ross : People are dumb to short
[2017-03-03 10:04:59] ross : I get selling your coin for profit, but shorting more than you're worth is retarded
[2017-03-03 10:04:59] rustiv : there will be no shorters left where we are going
[2017-03-03 10:05:02] micmix : ross: how would you long if no one was shorting?
[2017-03-03 10:05:03] RoftheN : Idfc if I'm dumb, I just wanna gamble
[2017-03-03 10:05:34] ayy_lmao : guys
[2017-03-03 10:05:35] Ahhere : so anyone know the fib extension targets from the 2013 ath?
[2017-03-03 10:05:35] ross : micmix: because people will sell their real coins and not their contracts
[2017-03-03 10:05:35] ayy_lmao : guise
[2017-03-03 10:05:39] ayy_lmao : remember
[2017-03-03 10:05:42] ayy_lmao : wait for confirmation
[2017-03-03 10:06:00] micmix : ross: doesn't work like that here
[2017-03-03 10:06:06] ayy_lmao : wait till btc hits 10k
[2017-03-03 10:06:13] ayy_lmao : before buying
[2017-03-03 10:06:14] Ahhere : ^sensible
[2017-03-03 10:06:27] Ahhere : the voice of reason @ayy_lmao
[2017-03-03 10:06:51] Derreck : /wall
[2017-03-03 10:06:54] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Ask|Bid liquidity of 4 exchanges: 5520 Ƀ (13.81%) | 3521 Ƀ (8.87%) SLQ: 1 hour, 50 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:07:08] Derreck : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:07:09] ayy_lmao : :sunglasses:
[2017-03-03 10:07:10] trollbot : ``` What will the secret service yell when something is hurtling towards the president? Donald duck!```
[2017-03-03 10:07:19] Derreck : thats funny
[2017-03-03 10:11:53] Ahhere : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:11:54] trollbot : ``` I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995. When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!" Then my sister left.```
[2017-03-03 10:12:19] Ahhere : so stupid
[2017-03-03 10:12:26] rangle : i dont get that one
[2017-03-03 10:12:29] Ahhere : go away sis
[2017-03-03 10:12:33] itsyourboy : Want to close my short and lose .5 btc and go long but in the back of my mind this could crash on ETF hmm
[2017-03-03 10:12:39] rangle : oh lol
[2017-03-03 10:12:46] Ahhere : lol
[2017-03-03 10:13:16] -_- : stamp ATH
[2017-03-03 10:13:25] InvalidUser : WOW BS
[2017-03-03 10:13:47] rustiv : BULLSTAMP WTF
[2017-03-03 10:14:13] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Guys...uh....guys....could this actually be moon?
[2017-03-03 10:14:25] -_- : once 1300 breaks
[2017-03-03 10:14:31] micmix : nah, still low earth orbit
[2017-03-03 10:14:38] -_- : maybe china announces withdraws are enabled for the bigger exchanges today
[2017-03-03 10:14:40] micmix : think bigger
[2017-03-03 10:14:55] DorianWhack-A-Moto : still can't believe theres been no big red candle yet
[2017-03-03 10:15:27] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: the market has the hots for red candles and swallows that shit in seconds
[2017-03-03 10:15:38] DorianWhack-A-Moto : fire eaters
[2017-03-03 10:15:41] Ahhere : deep throat
[2017-03-03 10:16:09] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i need to take a shower. i accept my fate. rekt is coming.
[2017-03-03 10:16:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : 0.8185 XBT (103.48%)
[2017-03-03 10:16:30] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: u short?
[2017-03-03 10:16:55] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: futures yep. i had a win today, looks like that is getting scrapped.
[2017-03-03 10:17:18] Ahhere : futures are crazy high just nice not to pay interest tho
[2017-03-03 10:17:24] itsyourboy : Right I'm setting a close on my short at 1340 and preparing my anus
[2017-03-03 10:17:34] DorianWhack-A-Moto : noose is tightening. but still have a bit of room
[2017-03-03 10:17:48] Ahhere : ANYONE KNOW FIB EXTENSION TARGETS? I so lazy
[2017-03-03 10:17:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : itsyourboy: just eat it now.
[2017-03-03 10:17:57] Puffle-Razor-Spark : be a man
[2017-03-03 10:18:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : or woman
[2017-03-03 10:18:24] donsteep : or 3rd gender
[2017-03-03 10:18:26] rangle : fib targets from what
[2017-03-03 10:18:38] Ahhere : donsteep: thats racist there are 100 genders
[2017-03-03 10:18:58] donsteep : Ahhere: why do you call me on that? at least I gave 3
[2017-03-03 10:19:00] itsyourboy : Is this really just going to keep rising until this etf
[2017-03-03 10:19:02] itsyourboy : makes me sad
[2017-03-03 10:19:28] Ahhere : donsteep: we cant tolerate discrimination however small or the world ends
[2017-03-03 10:19:32] Ahhere : donsteep:
[2017-03-03 10:19:33] micmix : it's going to rise without stopping after etf as well
[2017-03-03 10:19:46] donsteep : Ahhere: yeah I just mean Puffle only mentioned 2
[2017-03-03 10:20:02] mossid : /price
[2017-03-03 10:20:06] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1291.00 (0.47%) Bitfinex : 1293.10 (0.35%) The Woodchipper : 1289.98 (-0.20%) itBit : 1286.00 (0.41%) Kraken : 1281.00 (0.23%) GDAX : 1289.00 (0.31%) SLQ : 15 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:20:07] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: you are even racister than @donsteep
[2017-03-03 10:20:22] donsteep : Ahhere: for what it's worth, I don't see anyone else listing any genders at all though!
[2017-03-03 10:20:34] donsteep : how discriminating is that
[2017-03-03 10:20:54] Ahhere : there are some silent racists but their time will come. They will slip up eventually and I'll be there.
[2017-03-03 10:21:11] donsteep : thanks for keeping us straight
[2017-03-03 10:21:15] donsteep : .. or gay!
[2017-03-03 10:21:18] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: the here we don't eserve
[2017-03-03 10:21:23] Ahhere : thats better @donsteep
[2017-03-03 10:21:32] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * the hero
[2017-03-03 10:21:42] Puffle-Razor-Spark : *lol
[2017-03-03 10:21:43] reyno : woooooow
[2017-03-03 10:21:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * lol
[2017-03-03 10:21:58] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * bullet
[2017-03-03 10:22:02] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * points
[2017-03-03 10:22:05] itsyourboy : Closed
[2017-03-03 10:22:08] itsyourboy : 0 bal
[2017-03-03 10:22:14] itsyourboy : lost .8 so sad
[2017-03-03 10:22:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : itsyourboy: make sure this number stays green: 0.8025 XBT (101.46%)
[2017-03-03 10:22:56] Puffle-Razor-Spark : and there is no minus in front of the percentace
[2017-03-03 10:23:16] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: good tip. *not sure if gloating*
[2017-03-03 10:23:30] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: just messing
[2017-03-03 10:23:48] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: irish?
[2017-03-03 10:23:53] itsyourboy : If this crashes now and doesn't hit 1340 I'm going to weep
[2017-03-03 10:23:54] Derreck : There is no such thing as ATH for BTC!
[2017-03-03 10:24:11] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: no
[2017-03-03 10:24:21] donsteep : Derreck: we'll see at the end of time
[2017-03-03 10:24:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: because I wrote percentace?
[2017-03-03 10:24:43] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: we say messing a lot. usually 'only messing'
[2017-03-03 10:24:54] Ahhere : after an insult
[2017-03-03 10:25:27] ross : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:25:28] trollbot : ``` I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995. When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!" Then my sister left.```
[2017-03-03 10:25:41] Puffle-Razor-Spark : im not a native speaker though, so some expressions might be totally not what I meant
[2017-03-03 10:25:45] itsyourboy : I'm long at 1029
[2017-03-03 10:25:54] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: where u frm?
[2017-03-03 10:25:55] itsyourboy : 1329*
[2017-03-03 10:26:13] ross : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:26:14] DorianWhack-A-Moto : https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US
[2017-03-03 10:26:14] trollbot : ``` My girlfriend screamed at me today. "You weren't even listening to me just now, were you?" I thought, man, what a weird way to start a conversation.```
[2017-03-03 10:26:16] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: Austria
[2017-03-03 10:26:18] DorianWhack-A-Moto : holy shit
[2017-03-03 10:26:26] loomdart : lol
[2017-03-03 10:26:29] loomdart : why are we still going up
[2017-03-03 10:26:38] loomdart : it must be a bull market!
[2017-03-03 10:26:49] InvalidUser : Very little resistance in the order book.
[2017-03-03 10:26:55] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: I love those vienna women.
[2017-03-03 10:26:58] rustiv : gg loomdart
[2017-03-03 10:27:09] Goofy : has someone a Referrer code for bitfinex?
[2017-03-03 10:27:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Does Bloomberg list before approval?
[2017-03-03 10:27:14] itsyourboy : loomdart: lesson learned fingers burned
[2017-03-03 10:27:30] loomdart : cheers rustiv ;)
[2017-03-03 10:27:33] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: ya, mine is coming home in a minute to make love to me
[2017-03-03 10:27:36] loomdart : I just want my friends to win with me
[2017-03-03 10:27:37] loomdart : that's all
[2017-03-03 10:27:40] snakecha : what's going on?
[2017-03-03 10:27:42] snakecha : just a fomo?
[2017-03-03 10:27:45] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: u lucky
[2017-03-03 10:28:15] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: but she only makes love to me if I traded well
[2017-03-03 10:28:15] rustiv : snakecha: look at loomdart bitmex TA
[2017-03-03 10:28:24] rustiv : no fomo, this is real
[2017-03-03 10:28:26] rapidtrades : https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US
[2017-03-03 10:28:54] Ahhere : just show her a spreadsheet with green. checking ur trades not very good foreplay.
[2017-03-03 10:29:31] ross : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:29:32] trollbot : ``` I tried to look up lighters in Amazon. All they had was 13,749 matches.```
[2017-03-03 10:30:07] Ahhere : https://twitter.com/stevennalky/status/683099285332705280
[2017-03-03 10:30:27] Ahhere : https://uk.tradingview.com/chart/BTCUSD/gZJORGhE-Bitcoin-let-it-run-long/
[2017-03-03 10:30:30] Ahhere : some targets
[2017-03-03 10:31:00] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades: saw that. Do they normally list before an approval?
[2017-03-03 10:32:05] j8 : they must be confident, they wouldn't waste an entire web page otherwise
[2017-03-03 10:32:37] rapidtrades : it says unlisted idiots
[2017-03-03 10:32:43] Adriana : Unlisting is a way to reject
[2017-03-03 10:32:50] rustiv : = not yet listed
[2017-03-03 10:33:15] InvalidUser : rapidtrades: Nice find
[2017-03-03 10:33:20] rapidtrades : nothing on SEC page yet
[2017-03-03 10:33:45] rapidtrades : trying to find previous version but nothing before 2012
[2017-03-03 10:33:47] rapidtrades : HELP
[2017-03-03 10:35:08] loomdart : rapid
[2017-03-03 10:35:12] loomdart : how on earth
[2017-03-03 10:35:14] rangle : i dont even remember all the trades ive made over the last month
[2017-03-03 10:35:52] snakecha : rapidtrades: could you link sec page?
[2017-03-03 10:35:53] ross : Btc dumping
[2017-03-03 10:36:26] rapidtrades : https://www.sec.gov/comments/sr-batsbzx-2016-30/
[2017-03-03 10:37:31] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ross: thats jitter
[2017-03-03 10:38:10] DorianWhack-A-Moto : hold the door
[2017-03-03 10:38:15] Puffle-Razor-Spark : I don't even take btc seriously, I mean who's gonna be frightened by that?
[2017-03-03 10:38:36] Derreck : twitter is silent
[2017-03-03 10:38:41] Derreck : /price
[2017-03-03 10:38:46] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1278.64 (-0.96%) Bitfinex : 1278.60 (-1.12%) The Woodchipper : 1280.95 (-0.70%) itBit : 1276.56 (-0.73%) Kraken : 1269.25 (-0.92%) GDAX : 1279.03 (-0.77%) SLQ : 18 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:38:46] Adriana : http://imgur.com/a/TMsGO
[2017-03-03 10:38:50] Adriana : Gemini
[2017-03-03 10:38:53] rangle : wtf is this
[2017-03-03 10:39:01] -_- : Tanking
[2017-03-03 10:39:07] itsyourboy : Am
[2017-03-03 10:39:18] itsyourboy : amni going to regret closing my short
[2017-03-03 10:39:27] Puffle-Razor-Spark : itsyourboy: nah
[2017-03-03 10:39:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : good time to enter a nice long
[2017-03-03 10:39:51] itsyourboy : Even though I lost 95% of my stake aha
[2017-03-03 10:40:04] CutTheLosses : LoL
[2017-03-03 10:40:07] CutTheLosses : <--
[2017-03-03 10:40:31] Puffle-Razor-Spark : cant even see it on the 30 mins chart
[2017-03-03 10:40:36] ross : Well looks like I shouldn't have went long at 1285
[2017-03-03 10:40:40] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: 12" red dildos deep throated like its nothing. see what i mean?
[2017-03-03 10:40:47] -_- : Pack it up. BTC is done for
[2017-03-03 10:40:54] Adriana : Winklevoss are selling their coins!
[2017-03-03 10:41:02] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Adriana: bahaha
[2017-03-03 10:41:02] ross : -_-: gold prices increasing as btc is higher
[2017-03-03 10:41:10] CutTheLosses : nice race
[2017-03-03 10:41:21] InvalidUser : Rebound
[2017-03-03 10:41:28] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Adriana: they are like, fuck COIN only at 50%, sell it all
[2017-03-03 10:41:37] Puffle-Razor-Spark : fuck
[2017-03-03 10:41:38] CutTheLosses : some bitcoiners here owns some gold coins as well? thinking about buying some silver
[2017-03-03 10:41:42] CutTheLosses : btc/silver is good atm
[2017-03-03 10:41:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : gently caress
[2017-03-03 10:42:09] rustiv : Adriana: do you have a link to that data?
[2017-03-03 10:42:10] Ahhere : CutTheLosses: do it feels good literally hodling gold or silver
[2017-03-03 10:42:22] CutTheLosses : yup
[2017-03-03 10:42:23] PARAFFIN : will we hit 1.3k ?
[2017-03-03 10:42:26] PARAFFIN : soon?
[2017-03-03 10:42:35] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: yup the even swallowed
[2017-03-03 10:42:40] DorianWhack-A-Moto : they
[2017-03-03 10:42:40] Ahhere : CutTheLosses: nice & heavy
[2017-03-03 10:42:41] PARAFFIN : in 30.5 min for exampls?
[2017-03-03 10:42:48] Adriana : Puffle-Razor-Spark: I bet it was their coins http://imgur.com/a/TMsGO
[2017-03-03 10:42:53] -_- : Stamp back up
[2017-03-03 10:42:54] ross : PARAFFIN: likely, that was a nice dip that funded us
[2017-03-03 10:43:14] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: this market is such a slut
[2017-03-03 10:43:20] shapeshifter : /price
[2017-03-03 10:43:25] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1285.49 (0.54%) Bitfinex : 1284.50 (0.46%) The Woodchipper : 1281.02 (0.01%) itBit : 1280.00 (0.27%) Kraken : 1279.69 (0.82%) GDAX : 1285.00 (0.47%) SLQ : 4 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:43:52] Puffle-Razor-Spark : whatever I make, its never enough
[2017-03-03 10:44:17] DorianWhack-A-Moto : first million is the hardest
[2017-03-03 10:44:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : so i've heard
[2017-03-03 10:44:52] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: "so I've heard"
[2017-03-03 10:45:32] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: actually it's easy: start with 2 million and trade at bitmex
[2017-03-03 10:45:33] ross : 1305 is my liq, am I safe?
[2017-03-03 10:45:36] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: whats somebody thats $999,999 short of a million called? I'm that
[2017-03-03 10:45:55] Ahhere : ross: no
[2017-03-03 10:46:05] Ahhere : buy maybe
[2017-03-03 10:46:08] jayesh : ross: you shorted the dip lol
[2017-03-03 10:46:15] DorianWhack-A-Moto : safe is such an abstract word
[2017-03-03 10:46:33] ross : What's next? Up or down?
[2017-03-03 10:46:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ross: you long futures or short swap?
[2017-03-03 10:46:46] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: at least you not >1million short of a million
[2017-03-03 10:46:54] ross : Short swap
[2017-03-03 10:47:07] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: i know, i've got that going for me, which is nice
[2017-03-03 10:47:15] CutTheLosses : i think we can touch 1260 again
[2017-03-03 10:47:56] CutTheLosses : on swap
[2017-03-03 10:48:22] Puffle-Razor-Spark : CutTheLosses: as much as I can touch your junk
[2017-03-03 10:48:29] CutTheLosses : go on
[2017-03-03 10:49:38] CutTheLosses : bear div on obv
[2017-03-03 10:49:48] MikeHunt : shorting bull run is always risky
[2017-03-03 10:49:54] CutTheLosses : yup
[2017-03-03 10:49:55] MikeHunt : longing dips is sfer
[2017-03-03 10:50:01] MikeHunt : i tried earlier around okc wkly dump
[2017-03-03 10:50:02] CutTheLosses : i agree
[2017-03-03 10:50:04] MikeHunt : got raped 0.1btc
[2017-03-03 10:50:08] CutTheLosses : LoL
[2017-03-03 10:50:13] MikeHunt : aint doing that again
[2017-03-03 10:51:04] itsyourboy : MikeHunt: hear hear
[2017-03-03 10:51:43] ross : The bears are fighting
[2017-03-03 10:51:48] RoftheN : Took some losses
[2017-03-03 10:52:17] Ahhere : ross: these bears have heart
[2017-03-03 10:52:24] Ahhere : <3
[2017-03-03 10:53:49] ross : 1285 then back down
[2017-03-03 10:53:53] ross : I can feel it
[2017-03-03 10:54:01] rapidtrades : hlp me find earlier cache of that page morans
[2017-03-03 10:54:10] rapidtrades : https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US
[2017-03-03 10:54:27] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades: wayback machine?
[2017-03-03 10:54:55] shapeshifter : rapidtrades: how big is your position?
[2017-03-03 10:54:56] rapidtrades : don't u think ive tried that
[2017-03-03 10:55:00] rapidtrades : WTF
[2017-03-03 10:55:13] j8 : COIN: Converted Organics Inc
[2017-03-03 10:55:25] rapidtrades : thanks j8 ur as useless as ever
[2017-03-03 10:55:54] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades: 21st feb is earliest
[2017-03-03 10:55:57] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i've found
[2017-03-03 10:56:07] Ahhere : rapidtrades: https://www.bloomberg.com/enterprise/contact-us/
[2017-03-03 10:56:13] jho : Statement from last person to interview w/ SEC regarding COIN: https://www.sec.gov/comments/sr-batsbzx-2016-30/batsbzx201630-132365.htm
[2017-03-03 10:56:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades: never mind gives a 404 for google cache
[2017-03-03 10:56:53] rapidtrades : its just a comment moran not interview
[2017-03-03 10:57:17] shapeshifter : rapidtrades: so?
[2017-03-03 10:57:39] Ahhere : moran - irish surname. moron = idiot
[2017-03-03 10:58:09] CutTheLosses : not nice for irish ppl
[2017-03-03 11:00:27] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: is it a popular surname?
[2017-03-03 11:00:45] ross : Im
[2017-03-03 11:00:50] ross : I'm Irish
[2017-03-03 11:00:51] ross : and
[2017-03-03 11:00:57] Puffle-Razor-Spark : speak in
[2017-03-03 11:00:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : small
[2017-03-03 11:00:59] ross : moran is normal
[2017-03-03 11:01:03] Puffle-Razor-Spark : sentences
[2017-03-03 11:01:12] ross : not massively common
[2017-03-03 11:01:21] PARAFFIN : [BULLS ARE BACK]
[2017-03-03 11:01:42] CutTheLosses : the one contract spammer is back
[2017-03-03 11:01:56] PARAFFIN : 0.5
[2017-03-03 11:01:58] Puffle-Razor-Spark : I reckon bullrun till 1600 - 1700 USD
[2017-03-03 11:02:04] CutTheLosses : keyboard shortkey or something
[2017-03-03 11:02:36] rapidtrades : i reckon ur full of shit
[2017-03-03 11:02:41] Puffle-Razor-Spark : shorts have to be wiped out 3 times over
[2017-03-03 11:02:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: moran
[2017-03-03 11:03:09] rapidtrades : shorts are not oer-levereged idiots like longs moran
[2017-03-03 11:04:06] brasska : if there were money limits to chat in trollbox as in btce rapid definately wouldnt show up here, i believe he already burned his account several times)
[2017-03-03 11:04:16] CutTheLosses : LoL
[2017-03-03 11:05:28] rapidtrades : brasska: i belive ur a moran, moran
[2017-03-03 11:05:44] wurstgelee : GOOD MORNING DIP LOVERS
[2017-03-03 11:05:47] wurstgelee : 8)
[2017-03-03 11:06:27] ross : rapidtrades: how much will you make when etf gets rejected and you short the top
[2017-03-03 11:06:57] wurstgelee : ross: he doesnt short the top. he is short from 800
[2017-03-03 11:07:01] wurstgelee : he doesnt add to losers :p
[2017-03-03 11:07:08] gustavo7 : NO BRAKES
[2017-03-03 11:07:19] brasska : he has nothing already to short)
[2017-03-03 11:07:24] wurstgelee : gustavo7: no brakes in space
[2017-03-03 11:07:40] PARAFFIN : rapid is here and the price goes up always
[2017-03-03 11:07:41] brasska : longers took his last pennies
[2017-03-03 11:08:03] wurstgelee : PARAFFIN: nah, the price always goes up and rapi is here sometimes ;)
[2017-03-03 11:08:06] wurstgelee : *d
[2017-03-03 11:08:19] PARAFFIN : wurstgelee: lol
[2017-03-03 11:09:22] JT : problem bears?
[2017-03-03 11:10:28] Puffle-Razor-Spark : sometimes it's not a good time to be short. now is such a time
[2017-03-03 11:10:52] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i'd say earlier wasn't the time. its calmed down now
[2017-03-03 11:11:12] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Look bears, you had 2014 and 2015, but 2017 is not gonna be your year. alright?
[2017-03-03 11:11:32] wurstgelee : no day was a good day to short this year
[2017-03-03 11:11:38] wurstgelee : cept february 9th maybe
[2017-03-03 11:11:41] wurstgelee : thats it
[2017-03-03 11:12:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : wurstgelee: every shorters wet dream
[2017-03-03 11:12:16] Derreck : wurstgelee: Jan 5
[2017-03-03 11:12:22] Puffle-Razor-Spark : next day to short is somewhen in august
[2017-03-03 11:12:47] wurstgelee : Derreck: oh lol, i forgot first days of january
[2017-03-03 11:12:53] wurstgelee : ;)
[2017-03-03 11:13:04] wurstgelee : well..almost then. u get my point.
[2017-03-03 11:13:08] wurstgelee : it's wrong to no be long
[2017-03-03 11:13:10] wurstgelee : 8)
[2017-03-03 11:13:13] wurstgelee : *not
[2017-03-03 11:13:21] Derreck : wurstgelee: BTC futures lost about $400 on Jan 5 and >$500 on Jan 10 IIRC
[2017-03-03 11:13:40] wurstgelee : Derreck: yes, you are correct.
[2017-03-03 11:13:54] ross : Looks like I may be getting liq'd
[2017-03-03 11:14:05] ross : please don't hit 1305
[2017-03-03 11:14:43] wurstgelee : don't short
[2017-03-03 11:14:45] wurstgelee : q.e.d.
[2017-03-03 11:14:48] wurstgelee : :)
[2017-03-03 11:15:12] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ross: you know how you can hedge your short?
[2017-03-03 11:15:28] MikeHunt : i wanna open a long but its been going up for so long
[2017-03-03 11:15:36] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ross: you buy a long of equal amount and leverage! totally hedged!
[2017-03-03 11:16:11] Puffle-Razor-Spark : MikeHunt: that's only a problem if you miss the big picture of it going up another $1k
[2017-03-03 11:16:38] DorianWhack-A-Moto : also a problem if it dips right down to liq price before rising again
[2017-03-03 11:16:43] MikeHunt : Puffle-Razor-Spark: im just concerned about flash crash vs liq
[2017-03-03 11:17:09] Puffle-Razor-Spark : MikeHunt: valid concern
[2017-03-03 11:17:22] micmix : everyone is already long to the max here, can't even get decent funding anymore :-(
[2017-03-03 11:17:35] Apocalyptic : micmix: ind
[2017-03-03 11:17:43] Apocalyptic : *indeed
[2017-03-03 11:17:52] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 180 @ 1287.79
[2017-03-03 11:18:23] ross : Puffle-Razor-Spark: that involves having other btc
[2017-03-03 11:18:44] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ross: not here at bitmex!
[2017-03-03 11:18:51] Puffle-Razor-Spark : you can try it out
[2017-03-03 11:19:06] itsyourboy : Quickest way to buy BTC? Want to deposit and lose some more
[2017-03-03 11:19:07] ross : Puffle-Razor-Spark: 1 position at a time?
[2017-03-03 11:19:17] Puffle-Razor-Spark : also I set my sell target to 1304.99 to help you out